WEBVTT - Ask Uncut - Britt's Going Into The Jungle!! 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:03.800 Life Uncut acknowledges the traditional custodians of country whose lands 0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:06.520 were never seated. We pay our respects to their elders 0:00:06.559 --> 0:00:07.600 past and present. 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:11.399 Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. This episode was 0:00:11.440 --> 0:00:24.400 recorded on Drug Wallamuta Land. Hi guys, and welcome back 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:25.880 to another episode of Life Uncut. 0:00:26.000 --> 0:00:28.560 I'm Laura and I'm in the jungle. 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:31.800 I'm celebrity. Get me out of here. 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:34.400 Well you're actually, I'm not jungle. I'm Brittany. 0:00:34.520 --> 0:00:36.040 You're sitting in a studio with me right now. 0:00:36.320 --> 0:00:38.320 What the hell happened? 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:39.320 Do you remember? 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:40.000 Well? 0:00:40.080 --> 0:00:42.120 People might not people might not have heard. 0:00:42.400 --> 0:00:45.240 I'm kidding that, just baiting them for a bit longer. 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:47.600 And I think the jungle thing made it, given it away. 0:00:48.320 --> 0:00:51.559 Do you remember when we very first started this, we 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:54.080 were like six months deep and then you fucked off 0:00:54.440 --> 0:00:56.520 to do the Bachelor Paradise? 0:00:56.840 --> 0:00:59.639 Yeah, because you made me I did. I didn't want 0:00:59.640 --> 0:01:01.640 to do it. You held something to my head and 0:01:01.680 --> 0:01:03.800 were like get out, and then you ended up in 0:01:03.840 --> 0:01:08.440 a relationship with Tim. Lol. Don't even know cut that out. 0:01:08.440 --> 0:01:10.399 I didn't want to talk about that. I'm so far 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:12.200 gone from that. We are not bringing that back into 0:01:12.240 --> 0:01:12.720 this episode. 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:16.720 So funny. Oh bless, bless, look at you now, Babe 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:19.840 going into the jungle. I'm a celebrity. Get me out 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:23.120 of here. Yeah, Brittany Hockley, I feel so weird for you, 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:26.840 and I also I feel weird for me. I feel 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:29.720 so weird. I also am gonna be very sad. So 0:01:30.080 --> 0:01:32.520 for anyone who doesn't know Britt is going into the jungle. 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:37.399 The show starts on Sunday, so out of here. But 0:01:38.120 --> 0:01:40.560 it means that Britt will still be on the interview episodes. 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:43.600 But when it comes to our Tuesday and a Thursday episode, 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:46.080 it could be two weeks, it could be six weeks 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:46.759 that BRIT's gone. 0:01:46.800 --> 0:01:49.520 It depends on know you exaggerator. It's only a month 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:50.720 if you win, is it? 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:52.840 Yeah? The whole jungle, it may. 0:01:53.080 --> 0:01:56.480 Never come back unless we get eaten less. I could 0:01:56.520 --> 0:01:58.600 like eaten by something. It's funny. 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:00.800 So straight away they said to me, what are you 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:03.400 most afraid of in the jungle? And I said a 0:02:03.480 --> 0:02:05.920 hippopotamus And they're like what, And I was like, yes, 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:08.239 I'm afraid of hippopotamuses or hippopotami. 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:09.960 Which one is it? Hippopotamy? 0:02:10.200 --> 0:02:13.720 I think it's hippopotamuses with a plural. It sounds so dumb, 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:19.359 I am. Because they are outside of the mosquito. They 0:02:19.360 --> 0:02:22.560 are the most dangerous animal in Africa. I yeah, I 0:02:22.600 --> 0:02:25.840 think that the hippopotamus is the closet danger The hippotomot 0:02:25.880 --> 0:02:29.840 of my ass is the closet dangerous animal that people 0:02:29.840 --> 0:02:30.680 don't realize. 0:02:30.840 --> 0:02:32.720 Have you seen I'd petrified them? Also, what do they 0:02:32.760 --> 0:02:34.399 run through the camp? A whole herd of them? 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:35.960 Have you seen their teeth? 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:39.639 Yeah, they're like they need a brushed. 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:42.320 Their teeth are humongous and they just chomp and they'll 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:43.280 crush you in hard. 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:45.240 They need to go on a reality TV show and 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:47.440 get some free veniers after the fact, that's what they need. 0:02:47.600 --> 0:02:49.799 Oh my god, that was the worst joke I've ever heard. 0:02:50.480 --> 0:02:53.600 I'm the dad joker could for you after this new stint. 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:55.000 Look at my teeth. I don't need teeth. 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:55.800 Just so you know. 0:02:55.880 --> 0:02:57.680 I mean to give you guys the way that this 0:02:57.760 --> 0:03:00.080 is going to work over the next few weeks. Are 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:02.560 you Sakishi is gonna be filling in for brit Yo. 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:05.000 Delilah might make a few appearances. 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:06.680 Delilah may also be on MIC. 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:09.240 It'll be us, things will be exactly as normal, but 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:11.839 it would just be produced a Keisha and I doing 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:13.519 the episodes while britt You were gone. 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:17.560 But genuinely, how are you feeling? It hasn't sunk in 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:18.280 properly yet. 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:20.120 I always said if I was going to do any 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:22.000 other reality show, the only ones I'd do would be 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:24.320 Dancing with the Stars like you did or I'm a celeb, 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:27.080 because I just feel like they're in a different category. 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:30.520 They're wholesome, they're family, Like I'm done obviously done with 0:03:30.520 --> 0:03:33.120 the love, but I'm done with drama, like I don't 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:36.400 and I hope to god there's no drama in the jungle. 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:40.040 But like, historically speaking, the show's not about that, Like 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:41.680 people going from all walks of life. 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:42.680 They're supposed to be friends. 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:44.680 They're supposed to be working together to try and earn 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:46.520 your dinner because you only get fed if you win 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:49.280 stars together. It just looks like a lot of fun 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:52.160 and I'm super excited to meet the other people in 0:03:52.240 --> 0:03:53.160 the jungle, Like. 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:54.920 Do you have any idea who's going, Like is there 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:58.360 any part of you that has an inkling or are 0:03:58.360 --> 0:03:59.920 you just completely kept in the dark? 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:04.400 And on my heart, it is so secretive you do, 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:07.600 it's impossible to know there is nothing leaked, and I 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:09.360 have Google search the shit out of it. 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:10.840 I was like, what's been leaked? Who's out? 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:13.720 There's nothing? The speculation of so many different people. We 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:18.560 know all the hints, like we know there's Olympians, AFL players, comedians, Hollywood. 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:20.320 Do you know what's gonna happen? People are gonna get papped, 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:22.280 People are gonna get paped going in. That's what happens 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:25.080 every year. There's always some sort of leaks that happen 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:28.279 leading up to just before it starts because they have 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:30.960 to physically get them to Africa, and so that usually 0:04:31.040 --> 0:04:33.720 is like, oh, we have to physically go I mean no, 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:36.640 not metaphorically going to Africa. Well, last time they just 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:38.440 chucked them in the center of Australia or something, didn't 0:04:38.440 --> 0:04:41.840 they They just made a fake set and Byron that's 0:04:41.880 --> 0:04:44.960 so it was COVID though they did what they could do. 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:46.080 That's true. 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:48.599 And also this year, so doctor Chris Brown, the VET, 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:49.480 he's not on it this year. 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:51.080 This is his first year. I was doing the job. 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:52.560 Why not? 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:55.359 And Robert is so cute like Steve as in everyone 0:04:55.800 --> 0:04:59.479 and Steve urban Terrio AND's son brother Tabindi. I feel 0:04:59.520 --> 0:05:02.159 like there was ever a TV show that he was 0:05:02.240 --> 0:05:03.200 perfectly made for. 0:05:03.760 --> 0:05:05.520 It's this show. Don't get me wrong. 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:07.440 I like the show and I have watched it in 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:11.679 the past, but sometimes I don't enjoy how contrived parts 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:14.240 of it feel, like how contrived the dynamic between the 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:16.760 whose like, oh, it's what they lean into totally. But 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:19.960 I actually fucking love Julia Morris a funny and she 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:22.920 We've been so lucky in the past, like having really 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:26.160 intimate conversations with her outside of just being you know, 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:29.839 in the world of media, and she's always been really honest, 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:33.440 and she's such an oversharer and she's she's just real 0:05:33.560 --> 0:05:36.000 salt of the earth, and so I think her partnered 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:38.440 with someone like Robert could be a really awesome dynamic. 0:05:38.600 --> 0:05:40.839 A really cool thing is Robert has said, like you 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:44.880 can only eat on the show now, like farmed animals, 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:46.400 So you know how you have to always do those 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:49.920 gross eating challenges where you're eating like an eyeball or something. 0:05:50.200 --> 0:05:51.040 Oh my god, I feel sick. 0:05:51.080 --> 0:05:52.599 Things. Yeah, but also when they used to do the 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:55.279 whole like eating a zebra penis like no one again, 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:57.760 it's disgusting and like everyone's like, eh, the penis, but 0:05:57.800 --> 0:05:59.480 like no one actually wants to see someone eat a 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:01.040 zebra panas no one wants to see that? 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:02.960 Well, I think people do. I think who people love it, 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:05.119 but people love the animals as well. Yes, but people 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:07.599 want to see us in the jungle vomit. 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:12.400 I want to see you eat zebra shit instead. Honestly, Wow, 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:13.520 how okay? 0:06:14.720 --> 0:06:17.240 Tell me what you really think, Laura, No, that's my 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:20.040 This is what I'm dreading the most right on this show. 0:06:20.120 --> 0:06:22.640 I'm so excited to go. I'm so excited to meet people. 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:26.480 The challenges look so fun, Like the actual physical challenges 0:06:26.920 --> 0:06:28.440 I don't care about. You know, when you get a 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:31.479 question wrong and you get all this sloppy shit dropped 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:33.799 all over you, like whatever, not going to be great. 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:36.680 But the one thing I don't want to do two things. 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:41.080 I don't want to skydive because I've got a heights problem. 0:06:41.160 --> 0:06:43.479 So I'm hoping I don't get any of the heights 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:46.159 and I don't want to do the eating challenge. 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:48.400 And now you're not going to be able to avoid 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:50.159 both well, which is the worst. 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:53.200 Hear mere. I can avoid the eating challenges if you 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:55.000 guys are voting for me on the right days, because 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:57.840 I think what they do is say, like, who do 0:06:57.880 --> 0:07:00.200 you want to see in an eating challenge? And you 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:01.320 you have to vote, So. 0:07:01.440 --> 0:07:06.279 Don't you fucking vote for me? Life, don't you vote 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:08.719 for me? Part of me is like do we I 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:09.320 won't see it. 0:07:13.440 --> 0:07:14.600 For the content. 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:16.800 If you're like I don't want any drama and I 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:20.000 don't want any challenges, I'm like, sorry, pal. 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:22.200 Because you eat that zebra poop? 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:25.080 Well, because no, because what it means, seriously, what it 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:27.080 means is that you're always in the lowest amount of 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:28.880 votes to go out each week as well. 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:31.200 So it's like, that's how it works. The whole show 0:07:32.080 --> 0:07:35.040 is based purely on public vote. If you don't get 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:37.360 enough votes, you're the person that leaves that week, and 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:39.200 it just goes like that until the end. The person 0:07:39.240 --> 0:07:42.440 with the most votes wins the entire thing. Now, obviously, guys, 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:45.240 I'm not going to sugarcoat it. I want to win. 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:48.560 No, But I think it's this is so interesting to 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:50.320 me because I always thought it was rigged, right, Like 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:54.360 I believed that I'm a celebrity is reached. So there's 0:07:54.400 --> 0:07:56.120 two things that came as a surprise to me. I 0:07:56.160 --> 0:07:59.080 thought it was rigged. It's absolutely not, because it has 0:07:59.120 --> 0:08:01.400 to go through the same sort of like advisory board 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:03.480 that lotto goes through, So it is commos. 0:08:03.680 --> 0:08:03.880 Yeah. 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:06.800 So it's money for charity. 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:10.240 Yeah, yeah, so in Australia because because once you have 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:13.040 a monetary amount that's attached to it, there's rules and 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:16.480 regulations around how you can conduct what's called like prize winnings, 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:20.080 and so it goes against everything I thought. But that 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:21.840 was like my thing that I learned and I was like, 0:08:21.880 --> 0:08:24.440 oh my god, that's so interesting and britt your charity 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:26.360 is so beautiful. I'm so proud of you for choosing 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:28.600 who you chose. So that's what this whole premise is. 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:31.000 In case you've never watched, it is like you don't 0:08:31.040 --> 0:08:33.600 as the celebrity, which I hate even using that term. 0:08:33.480 --> 0:08:36.040 Even though every year people are like who and you 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:36.440 know what? 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:38.920 Okay, this is the other thing. When I get announced, 0:08:38.960 --> 0:08:41.760 I mean like when the people post more shit, people 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:42.720 are gonna be like who is that? 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:44.120 This is when I need you, guys. Your life is 0:08:44.160 --> 0:08:46.680 to band together and be like, oh that's Brittany, she's 0:08:46.679 --> 0:08:47.200 a podcast. 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:47.880 We love her. 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:51.960 I like the office like the most rogue comment wins. 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:57.280 Yeah, okay, why are you both against me? Challenge this right, 0:08:57.360 --> 0:09:00.520 the most who not for me? Can you fuck it? 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:01.040 Guys? 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:02.880 This is not just about you, britt, This is about 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:06.320 all of the No, this is about me. Okay, I'm 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:10.520 sharing this one. I challenge you, right, the most random 0:09:10.600 --> 0:09:13.240 fact you know about Brittany. When people say the most 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:16.120 random who is she? You need to write the most 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:18.640 random fact that you can think of about britt and 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:20.440 put it underneath. I don't want people to be like, oh, 0:09:20.440 --> 0:09:22.600 she's from life on cut podcast. I want people to 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:24.240 be like, well, I want people be like, oh, she's 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:27.680 the chicken's really into chicken nugget, dinosaur chicken nuggets, whatever, 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:27.920 you know. 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:29.600 I want like, the most random thing you know. 0:09:29.520 --> 0:09:32.000 About her after all my life achievements. That's what pops 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:34.400 to your head. Yeah, when you need to describe me, 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:35.800 it's my chicken dinosaur nuggets. 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:36.559 Yeah. 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:39.120 It's so sad also that you change your hairs so 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:40.160 often that I can't keep up. 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:41.560 But anyway, let's get back to the charity. 0:09:41.679 --> 0:09:43.560 Yeah. So that is a premise, right, Like, you don't 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:45.680 as the celebrity win money at the end. That's not 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:48.240 what it is. You don't win a dollar, but your 0:09:48.360 --> 0:09:50.880 charity does. I think it's one hundred thousand dollars. You 0:09:50.920 --> 0:09:52.960 guys know. Over the last four to five years on 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:56.600 this podcast, it has been very important for us to 0:09:56.679 --> 0:10:01.120 highlight women and to speak about domestic violence. From tempted 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:04.200 murder from a partner. We've spoken to a woman whose 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:07.240 sister was murdered in her relationship. We've spoken to somebody 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:10.880 that survived on a killings. We've spoken to Jess Hill 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:16.000 who was heavily involved in making coersive control illegal. We 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:18.840 have tried to cover so many different aspects of domestic 0:10:18.880 --> 0:10:23.200 violence because the fact is it is so prevalent in Australia, 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:26.920 and that is why I chose a charity called Rise Up, 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:30.920 which basically helps families as a whole. So it's not 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:33.920 just women, it's families and children, but it's predominantly women 0:10:34.000 --> 0:10:36.640 because we know that that's who it affects. They help 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:39.720 them leave these situations and do whatever they can to 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:42.720 help them start fresh, and that's a range of different things. 0:10:42.760 --> 0:10:45.080 Some of them will be set up in new accommodation, 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:48.319 some of them will be giving a cash advance, some 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:50.839 of them will be just given things that they need 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:52.880 like clothing and appliances, well, just. 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:55.120 The support network to be able to leave a poor 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:58.040 relationship rise up. That's what I'm going into the jungle 0:10:58.120 --> 0:11:01.960 to be eating eyeballs and and stuff for. Hopefully I'm 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:03.760 there at the end and we can hand over a 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:06.360 huge amount of money. This is an area of which 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:08.640 we have spoken about so deeply on the podcast and 0:11:08.679 --> 0:11:10.280 it also is just part of the fiber of what 0:11:10.360 --> 0:11:13.520 is DNA. Both of us we have spoken about personal 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:15.880 reasons as to why we care about this space, but 0:11:15.920 --> 0:11:19.680 also it is just something that is not going away 0:11:19.800 --> 0:11:22.160 in the Australian landscape. It is something that you think 0:11:22.280 --> 0:11:25.400 male violence against women, how is in today's world in 0:11:25.440 --> 0:11:27.920 twenty twenty four. It's something that is as prevalent as 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:30.200 it is. But every week there is stories about this 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:33.120 and so this is an organization that helps women leave 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:35.800 some of the hardest situations to do so. And I 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:37.760 are like, if anything, if you don't want to vote 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:39.960 for Britt for the child, just vote for her because 0:11:40.000 --> 0:11:42.480 she's doing good things for a charity that's amazing. Moving 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:44.880 on from the charity aspect of the show, which is 0:11:44.920 --> 0:11:48.640 obviously one of the most important things. The reality is 0:11:48.679 --> 0:11:50.400 that you're going into the jungle and you're going to 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:52.480 be doing all of the fucking wild stuff that you 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:55.080 have to do. In terms of the things that you 0:11:55.120 --> 0:11:57.280 can take, like, I want to know about the logistics 0:11:57.320 --> 0:11:59.160 of it and how it works, Like what do you 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:01.400 get to take with you inside? What do you get 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:03.079 to like, because you get given a list of the 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:04.520 stuff that is and isn't okay to take. 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:08.880 Yeah, so you literally, I'm not exaggerating. The packing list 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:12.520 is hilarious because there's nothing on it. You don't take anything. 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:15.280 You get given your uniforms, like that you're wearing there, 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:17.040 those terrible cargo shorts and that shirt. 0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:18.319 Yeah, you're allowed to. 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:23.120 Take six pairs of undies and six like bralettes or 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:25.120 whatever you want to choose, Like a sports bor I 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:28.560 might try and smuggle in some extra undies and then 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:30.600 a few pairs of swimmers, two or three pairs of swimmers. 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:30.960 LL that's it. 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:34.200 But then that is literally it. They provide you with everything. 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:37.200 So then in terms of contrabands, every year people snick 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:38.360 stuff in and like you, what do you do? 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:39.559 Do you shove it up inside your side? 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:42.560 Do you shelving like lollies. 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:44.199 Guys, I feel bad if I. 0:12:44.120 --> 0:12:46.520 Put this on here they can't seart you down, so 0:12:46.559 --> 0:12:47.839 you've got to pack it onto your body. 0:12:47.840 --> 0:12:49.200 But like, what do you want to take it? 0:12:49.280 --> 0:12:49.360 Like? 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:49.920 What would be your. 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:52.199 Espresso machine strapped to my stomach? 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:56.600 What were you trying to hate? 0:12:56.280 --> 0:12:58.320 I don't know. I've been thinking about that because I 0:12:58.440 --> 0:12:59.880 need to go this afternoon to get it. I need 0:12:59.920 --> 0:13:01.000 to get some masking. 0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:03.040 Tape, super glue, chocolate. 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:06.360 I'm thinking not coffee because that's silly because you can't 0:13:06.360 --> 0:13:07.760 have it for the rest of the time in there anyway. 0:13:07.840 --> 0:13:10.120 So maybe like a hot chocolate or something sweet, maybe 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:12.280 some like but you want a few, right because you 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:13.559 don't want to go in and not have any for 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:14.120 anyone else. 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:17.320 You can't go in make friends the dealer. You gotta 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:18.960 be a dealer. Do you think anyone's gonna want to 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:19.160 have it? 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:21.360 Snakes alive after you've pulled it out of your vagina 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:22.320 and people would pay for that? 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:26.040 Giving yourself that's your top, donar. 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:28.959 Do you guys remember how Shade worn after he went 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:31.600 on he had the condition that he was allowed to 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:34.240 smoke in the jungle, and after that they were like 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:34.920 no more. 0:13:35.360 --> 0:13:37.880 He was even special privileges because he's Shane warn. 0:13:37.760 --> 0:13:39.600 Well, so Kerry and Kennelly was allowed to take her 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:42.240 home makeup bagging. I think the big dogs are allowed 0:13:42.280 --> 0:13:44.040 to know I'm not big enough. I have got no 0:13:44.080 --> 0:13:45.440 negotiation skills. 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:48.920 You didn't try and negotiate anything I did. They said, no, 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:51.480 do you know what I tried to negotiate? This is 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:53.640 how sad it is. I was like, guys, I need 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:55.560 to take a hair brush. I was like, because I 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:58.240 have hair extensions, I can't go in without a hair 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:01.120 brush or my head will get not and you'll have 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:01.840 to shave my hand. 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:03.920 You know what. The fuckers said, shave it. Oh that'd 0:14:03.920 --> 0:14:04.600 be great content. 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:10.280 I was like, well, Britt, we will man the four 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:14.560 while you were gone. And also, I'm so excited for you. 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:17.520 It's so fun doing these things that put you so 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:19.960 far outside your comfort zone, that make you kind of 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:23.360 like just like saying yes to stuff. It's where really 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:25.760 cool new things happen. And you know, and I say 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:28.200 this from going back to like Bachelor days, saying yes 0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:31.160 to doing the Bachelor changed our lives forever, you know. 0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:33.160 Saying yes to quitting my job and starting Tony May 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:34.400 changed my life forever. 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:36.240 I also just really want to go to South Africa. 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:38.320 It's just really but it's also really cool. 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:40.560 I think sometimes, you know, you get big opportunities in life, 0:14:40.560 --> 0:14:42.360 and it's so easy to say no to things because 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:45.080 there's other reasons and things that come up. But I 0:14:45.120 --> 0:14:48.120 mean us even doing this podcast, like you saying yes 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:50.800 to this is something that is admirable. 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:53.360 I'm so fucking excited for you. I can't wait to 0:14:53.440 --> 0:14:54.240 laugh at you on TV. 0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:56.320 And the thing that I think I'm the most excited 0:14:56.360 --> 0:15:00.359 for is the fact that we get to see the 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:02.880 real version of bread like every day on this podcast. 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:04.600 Will you get to see the version that you hear 0:15:04.840 --> 0:15:05.600 on the podcast? 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:05.880 Yeah? 0:15:05.880 --> 0:15:07.920 And like, well you're a loser and it's great and 0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:09.320 we know, but you're gonna be a winner. 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:12.200 No, I don't want to lose please Yeah maybe winner. 0:15:12.200 --> 0:15:12.280 No. 0:15:12.320 --> 0:15:13.960 But what I mean by that is, like I said 0:15:14.000 --> 0:15:15.880 this to you the other day, because sometimes I think 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:17.840 people look at your social media and they think that 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:21.560 you're you're perfect, they think that you're this perfect. This 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:24.640 is also an opportunity for the Australian public not to 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:27.080 sound like a winker, but to see the version of 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:28.800 you that we get to see every day and that's 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:30.960 really cool and I'm really excited for you. So just 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:34.320 be exactly the version of yourself that we get to 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:35.080 see because we love you. 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:37.120 And if there's every time I need you, guys, it's now, 0:15:37.280 --> 0:15:38.720 let's make you the queen of the jungle. 0:15:38.960 --> 0:15:39.600 We can do it. 0:15:40.120 --> 0:15:41.680 I believe in our life is we can make you 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:44.480 queen of the I literally need to go, so let's get. 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:46.120 This episode going. All right, let's answer your questions. 0:15:46.120 --> 0:15:48.640 But before we do that, we've got vibe and unsubscribed. Baby, 0:15:49.160 --> 0:15:50.080 what's your vibe of the week? 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:54.400 Watch my vibe, guys, I'm sticking to it. My vibe 0:15:54.680 --> 0:15:56.640 is watch I'm a celebrity, Get me out of here. 0:15:56.640 --> 0:15:59.800 It's starting Sunday this Sunday, the twenty fourth. I think 0:15:59.800 --> 0:16:01.560 it's probably on at seven thirty, but like, that is 0:16:01.600 --> 0:16:04.360 my vibe. Please watch the show. It is on channel ten. 0:16:04.800 --> 0:16:06.800 In case you didn't know, and now you do. 0:16:07.000 --> 0:16:08.720 Keisha, what is your vibe for the week. 0:16:09.000 --> 0:16:11.640 My vibe for the week is potentially a little bit niche, 0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:14.560 but it does cross over into two territories. 0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:15.240 As I have learned. 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:18.200 If you're the type of person who wears teeth, retainers, 0:16:18.240 --> 0:16:20.920 you know, those plastic ones in Visiline is the main company, 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:22.400 but there are a bunch of other ones. I have 0:16:22.560 --> 0:16:24.400 them and I wear them to kind of keep my 0:16:24.480 --> 0:16:28.920