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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian No Common Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: My wife got a phone call yesterday from one of

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Speaker 2: our more mature neighbors, and she couldn't turn off some

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Speaker 2: kind of alarm that was going off very noisily on

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Speaker 2: her oven. So my wife goes shredded phrase. I sent

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Speaker 2: my husband Christians here, I'll send him around. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: what don't do that? Gave an actual grown up? What

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Speaker 2: the hell am I going to do?

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Speaker 3: My wife? I don't know how to turn an alarm

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Speaker 3: off for that old lady's.

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Speaker 4: Oven, especially other equipment that's not your own. I have

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Speaker 4: to run your own house, but to go in an

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Speaker 4: unknown piece of equipment anyway, My wife goes.

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Speaker 3: Get round there now.

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Speaker 2: She was speaking to her errand child. Get round there now, okay,

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Speaker 2: So I beat around there. She's I'm very sorry for

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Speaker 2: disturbing you. I just can't feel so embarrassed. No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: it's okay. I'm looking at this thing and it's making

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Speaker 2: this awful noise. You know what life now is surrounded

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Speaker 2: by these alarms of things going off. If you've got

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Speaker 2: like an alarm on, you're like your washing machine goes

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Speaker 2: off really.

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Speaker 3: Needy and empty?

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Speaker 5: E me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, everything you're when you're parking your car.

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Speaker 2: Now those beepers. Anyway, this thing's going off, and it's

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Speaker 2: so hard. I was finding it very hard to concentrate

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Speaker 2: because there was this strange alarm going off every couple

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Speaker 2: and I was like, she was watching me as well.

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Speaker 2: When someone's watching it, you think this is really.

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Speaker 3: Too much pressure. Cream.

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Speaker 2: All I start to do is this, and then I'm

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Speaker 2: twisting the various sort of settings, like that's the temperature one.

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Speaker 3: I gave you, three of the temperature ones, like this

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Speaker 3: is a well known.

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Speaker 2: Hat three to left, eight are right, habit that always

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Speaker 2: works safe, yes, And so I even at one point

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Speaker 2: got up to it and rattled it, you know the

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Speaker 2: old Ratley rattler sometimes that rattles something like a fuse

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Speaker 2: into place.

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Speaker 3: Nothing.

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Speaker 2: This thing's going off, and she's now looking really really

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Speaker 2: upset that the only hope is me as well. I'm

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Speaker 2: now starting to sweat, and I'm like, oh, I can't

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Speaker 2: leave this old lady in this thing.

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Speaker 3: I need to. In the end, I did try and

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Speaker 3: turn it off. Was I worked out where the main.

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Speaker 2: Supply was right and just said I said to her

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Speaker 2: I felt so bad.

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Speaker 3: Leave it for an hour for all I know. She

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Speaker 3: still sat with that off. I said, leave for an hour,

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Speaker 3: but it stopped the noise. I was hired with one job.

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Speaker 3: She pulled the plug out.

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Speaker 2: That's the matter, she said, turn the alarm off. Alarm

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Speaker 2: turned off.

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Speaker 4: This is perfect. It will never be again. You just

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Speaker 4: can't use it as you're going.

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Speaker 2: To have to move out of this house now, Okay,

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Speaker 2: old lady sat this morning. I want to know I

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Speaker 2: couldn't turn it off. What story have you got when

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Speaker 2: you couldn't turn something off? Homemby years ago, when I

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Speaker 2: was a teenager, we moved into a new house and

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Speaker 2: my dad wanted to grow some veg and stuff like that,

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Speaker 2: which he did do was tasted disgusting in the garden.

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Speaker 2: So we hired this rotary tiller the soil. Yeah, so

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Speaker 2: he had to go and hire it. He didn't know

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Speaker 2: how to use it, okay, And so it was like

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Speaker 2: one thing you know, the old you pull that ripcord

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Speaker 2: like bigger. Yeah, but this thing happened blaze, it based

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Speaker 2: chewed up the ground. Okay, So my dad obviously thought

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Speaker 2: we just ripped that to start it. Do you even think, well,

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Speaker 2: how are you going to stop this thing? Once he

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Speaker 2: got going, it moved you right. You weren't moving it

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Speaker 2: because it has one job just to to choo choo

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Speaker 2: choo choo, and you steer it.

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Speaker 3: And then when you want it not to chew too

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Speaker 3: choo choo choo, you press.

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Speaker 2: Some much which my dad hadn't wanted to look at right,

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Speaker 2: so it started.

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Speaker 3: Next thing. I know, I hear this whole noise.

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Speaker 2: Son, this thing is going like he's he can't there's

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Speaker 2: no more soil, it's all been done. He now panics

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Speaker 2: and it's a big old thing to steer. It cracks

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Speaker 2: into the neighbor's fence. My dad's now chewing out the

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Speaker 2: neighbor's god and I then run along sign and now

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Speaker 2: trying to work out where do I put my finger

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Speaker 2: to try and turn this beast out and off?

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Speaker 3: And another fence panel got taken out.

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Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Christian One didn't I turn off? I couldn't turn off

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Speaker 2: an adult movie where my fiance surprised me one day.

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Speaker 2: I was like a stunned by the headlights.

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Speaker 6: I bet you were, I bet you were, sir. Someone's

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Speaker 6: actic this must be that off to state to breach.

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Speaker 6: All right, So what couldn't you turn off? Nine four

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Speaker 6: one four three just into a good morning?

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Speaker 7: Good morning Christian and co, how are you good?

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Speaker 3: Just into what couldn't you turn off?

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Speaker 7: This is a famous story in our family. So it happened.

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Speaker 7: I've been married to my husband more than twenty years,

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Speaker 7: and it happened before we actually met. And that was

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Speaker 7: a story that his family told me to warn me

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Speaker 7: off because you know, he may be not such a

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Speaker 7: good choice. So apparently they had a family meal at Sizzler.

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Speaker 7: It's not something that's around anymore.

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Speaker 8: I don't know.

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Speaker 7: You guys know what a Sizzler is. You can oh,

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Speaker 7: you can eat.

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Speaker 3: That's that's right.

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Speaker 7: So Scotty went up to the to the dessert bar

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Speaker 7: where there was the soft served ice cream. You know,

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Speaker 7: help yourself. So he turned it on, but he didn't

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Speaker 7: know how to turn it off. And he took like

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Speaker 7: about three bowls worth of ice cream, and he didn't

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Speaker 7: know what to do, so he just walked away and

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Speaker 7: left the ice cream.

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Speaker 2: It was still churning out delicious like to a toeoth

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Speaker 2: based just pouring out all over the counter.

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Speaker 7: On the foot exactly exactly walked back to the table

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Speaker 7: and they said, who's going to clean it up? And

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Speaker 7: he goes on, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I didn't know what to do.

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Speaker 7: I didn't know how to turn it off.

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Speaker 9: So we still talk about that.

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Speaker 7: You know, Christmas dinner easily gets brought.

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Speaker 8: Up his birthday.

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Speaker 2: I think all families have got that one golden oldie,

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Speaker 2: haven't they? That story that Odiers gets more and more

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Speaker 2: polished like a fine gemstone.

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Speaker 3: To thank you very much for sharing yours.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Joe, good morning, good morning.

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Speaker 7: How are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm good, Joe? What couldn't you turn off?

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Speaker 10: When we first bought our first home, my ex husband

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Speaker 10: and I did the renovations ourselves. It was very handy,

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Speaker 10: and about nine months after replastering the hallway, we could

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Speaker 10: not turn off a constant beep, just spasmodic beep that

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Speaker 10: was driving us insane. And after a considerable amount of

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Speaker 10: time and losing our minds, I think we started bashing

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Speaker 10: holes in the plaster. Accidentally put the fire alarm behind

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Speaker 10: the plaster when he read one the hallway and the

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Speaker 10: bloody thing had run out, run out of batches, and

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Speaker 2: The wall only go off normally at night time. The

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Speaker 2: moment you go to sleep.

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Speaker 3: Those that beat starts, doesn't it the moment the lights

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Speaker 4: But I've heard of like pasting over cracks, passing over

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Speaker 3: They're quite a large, aren't they.

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Speaker 10: And we checked everything, We turned every we smashed every wepply.

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Speaker 10: It was literally driving I think.

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Speaker 9: Saying, oh my god, that is kept bashing till we

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Speaker 2: I can imagine the scenes, Joe, Joe, that's a great story.

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Speaker 2: We'll send your price. Where do you want to go?

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Speaker 2: Do you want to go and see crewdit House or

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Speaker 2: you can have Village Cinema's Gold Class double bassed up

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Speaker 2: to you love to.

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Speaker 9: See Credit House? Big fans.

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Speaker 3: Great, We're off to rod Laverena next month. Enjoy. Thanks Joe,

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Speaker 3: that was great. Let's got to Alan.

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Speaker 9: Hello, gang, how are you?

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Speaker 2: We're good, ad and I hope you will and having

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Speaker 2: a good week thanks to cool on the show. So

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Speaker 2: what can you turn off?

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Speaker 8: Well, Christion, mine's a very embarrassing story. I was a

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Speaker 8: young constable driving to a crime scene with my partner

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Speaker 8: in the car, and when we got to the crime

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Speaker 8: scene with lights and sirens going, I couldn't turn the

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Speaker 8: siren off because there's a plastic dial and I wanted

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Speaker 8: was just spinning in his place. So I mean, it

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Speaker 8: sounds funny now, but I turned up. We turned up

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Speaker 8: the crime scene. We're attending to what's going on to

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Speaker 9: And one of the teacher said, who's canvac and I

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Speaker 9: said it's actually mine. They said turn it off. I

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Speaker 9: said I can't, and they said you're gonna have to

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Speaker 9: leave because we can't concentrate. Had to leave the crime scene.

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Speaker 9: Driving around all day a serious job than this, I

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Speaker 9: don't know, lock of people serious. So I actually drove

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Speaker 9: away and the worst part was at the station with

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Speaker 9: all sirens going and people getting out of my way.

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Speaker 9: That's not an emergency, you don't know.

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Speaker 5: I didn't do that.

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Speaker 9: And so we got back there and even my Saisard

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Speaker 9: can't and said, turned me alive, turned this off. I

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Speaker 9: couldn't turn it off.

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Speaker 5: We just couldn't turn it off. So we had just

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Speaker 5: tissues in our ears because it was so damn loud

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Speaker 5: and disconnect the battery because even turned me the car off,

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Speaker 5: would not turn the sirens off. Honestly, four hours after that,

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Speaker 5: I just could not get this sirens down out of

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Speaker 5: my head.

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Speaker 3: I he's still in the police now.

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Speaker 5: All right, No, I'm i PM the police.

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Speaker 9: Now.

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Speaker 3: Alan, we're going to give you a choice of prises too.

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure, Alan, what do you want to get?

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Speaker 3: You can go to a credit house or a gold

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Speaker 3: double plass. Would you like?

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Speaker 9: Gold double plass?

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Speaker 3: Will be amazing than brilliant story. Thank you very much.

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