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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast.

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Speaker 2: Here we go again. We've got our tin hats on.

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Speaker 2: I think people said last time I looked like I

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Speaker 2: was having my foils done at work. This time I've

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Speaker 2: fashioned it into like a soldier, like a Robin Hood

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Speaker 2: style hat.

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Speaker 1: What are you thinking, Well, someone's been robbed.

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Speaker 2: We look pretty good, right what you've turned your sideways?

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Speaker 2: The Sea Captain look it looked more like a housemaid.

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Speaker 2: But their foil. It'll keep our good thoughts in and

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Speaker 2: stop the universe's madness coming in.

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Speaker 1: My brain is going to overheat.

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Speaker 2: Well, look, we've had so much response to tin hat Tuesday,

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Speaker 2: and I'm not making this up. We had over five

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Speaker 2: million views across our socials and all the conspiracy theories

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Speaker 2: people have been there from last week, from last week,

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Speaker 2: so we thought we'd do it again. Actually, if you're

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Speaker 2: wondering how this went down last week, put your foil

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Speaker 2: on and have a sneak peek.

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Speaker 1: I have always believed that Lady Guy is still alive

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Speaker 1: and is in a nursing home somewhere in France.

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Speaker 2: My biggest conspiracy theory is there's not three hundred and

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Speaker 2: sixty five days in. I was obsessed with Michael Jackson

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Speaker 2: as a child, and I genuinely believe that transition of Look,

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Speaker 2: that's not the real Michael Jackson. That's the caliber of

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Speaker 2: what we're looking for here, that's what we're after. We

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Speaker 2: had a stack of these on our socials. Can I

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Speaker 2: read you some of it? This one was from Greg

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Speaker 2: another media outlet, trying to make us truth tellers look

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Speaker 2: like nut jobs because they're all corrupt. And now let's

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Speaker 2: read on this one's from me.

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Speaker 1: You know, he's talking about us. He's talking about.

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Speaker 2: Us about this one. Mate. If you think there's a

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Speaker 2: conspiracy theory, try working out how a bus that comfortably

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Speaker 2: sits two people each side, with an aisle down the middle,

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Speaker 2: making that space significant larger than a cab in a car,

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Speaker 2: still fits on a standard road because as true, a

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Speaker 2: bus is the same width as a car and it's

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Speaker 2: one seat console in a bus to a breast with

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Speaker 2: a giant aisle.

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Speaker 1: Because a bus is built like a bus, there's a

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Speaker 1: certain standard for vehicles in Australia, so a bus is

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Speaker 1: as wide as a semi trailer and a car is

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Speaker 1: narrower than.

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Speaker 2: A bus, but not much. If you're behind a bus

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Speaker 2: in traffic. Not much? How about this one? This is

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Speaker 2: from Ashy. I'm a flat earther girl, but I also

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Speaker 2: find the panda theory fascinating that they don't exist. Panda

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Speaker 2: theory is a conspiracy, that the existence of pandas is

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Speaker 2: a hoax. Why Brendon and I don't know? What about

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Speaker 2: this from Bruce that the mark to fill up laundry

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Speaker 2: detergent is purposely higher than it should be, so you buy.

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Speaker 1: That sounds legit. It's like the rinse and repeat. Then

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Speaker 1: you don't need to rinse and repeat. And this is

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Speaker 1: the dishwatch of people.

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Speaker 2: Don't point at people do well?

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Speaker 1: They say, I don't rinse the plate, so you don't,

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Speaker 1: and then there's all junk on it. And you know

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Speaker 1: why because then you use another dishwation what they.

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Speaker 2: Say, and it needs something to grab onto. That's why

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Speaker 2: you have to keep the muck on it.

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Speaker 1: They buy you with big finish.

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Speaker 2: You tell me? How about this from Doug Avril Levigne

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Speaker 2: died and was replaced by a clone called Melissa. I

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Speaker 2: like the specifics. There's a couple more. That the Kardashian

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Speaker 2: sisters keep their brother Chubby so they can use his

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Speaker 2: fat for their injections fat Rob and Dave. I really

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Speaker 2: like this one. Bigfoot is actually just naturally blurry. That's

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Speaker 2: why there are no good photos.

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Speaker 1: That too sounds legit

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Speaker 2: Fit in a bus