WEBVTT - MINI: Tombstone Texts

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's do tombstone text. I've enjoyed doing this

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<v Speaker 2>the last couple of Thursday. This is where you get

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<v Speaker 2>your phone out. Whatever the most recent text message is

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<v Speaker 2>at the top of your phone. Imagine that is now

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<v Speaker 2>your sony tombstone. That's there for eternity. Now, what is

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<v Speaker 2>it going to say? What's on yours?

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<v Speaker 1>Patsy?

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<v Speaker 3>There was a Dracula beside the bid shocking nightmare the

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<v Speaker 3>other night. It was too hot in Bid anyway. I

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<v Speaker 3>remember I woke myself up because I yelled out really

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<v Speaker 3>loud and obscenity, saying go away, use your imagination.

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<v Speaker 1>And are we all imagining it right now? Right? You

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<v Speaker 1>can't repeat it?

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway? My husband's set up really straight, and it was

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<v Speaker 3>like one thirty or something in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I was thought, oh, I'll just go back to sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>But I thought he must have wondered, what on earth

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<v Speaker 3>was was she talking to me? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably not the first time, he sworn. Chris here's your imagination,

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<v Speaker 2>any radio of the mind.

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<v Speaker 3>After the show, I did have to text him just

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<v Speaker 3>to reassure him. I said, sorry about waking you up

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<v Speaker 3>through the night. I had a terrible nightmare, and he wrote,

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<v Speaker 3>I was going to mention it later. You screamed out

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<v Speaker 3>and I can't say what I screamed out. Must have

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<v Speaker 3>been pretty bad. And I said, yeah, I dreamt there

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<v Speaker 3>was a Dracula that had floated acros I'm not kidding,

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<v Speaker 3>that had floated out of our wardrobe across the room

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<v Speaker 3>and was standing like right beside my bed.

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<v Speaker 4>It was so real.

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<v Speaker 2>No, if you've been watching kind of like Halloween movies,

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<v Speaker 2>horror movies, I do'n understand.

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<v Speaker 1>But what are you watching at the moment?

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<v Speaker 5>I think I know what it might be, Patsy, you

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<v Speaker 5>watched the Dracula movie recently with Jacob A. Laudie who

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<v Speaker 5>is the it man currently.

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<v Speaker 3>Going around maybe around Oscar time.

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<v Speaker 5>But maybe you got Jacob and Lordie on the mine.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe it's like a hidden meaning or something. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it was terrifying and actually screamed out really loud in

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<v Speaker 3>my sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you find this get older? You have trouble remembering

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<v Speaker 1>your dreams.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes it's almost like I don't dream anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, i'd agree with that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, you won't go feeling off and you don't

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<v Speaker 4>know why. Yeah, you know it was a bad one.

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<v Speaker 4>People go, well, what interesting dreams you've had recently? My

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<v Speaker 4>wife I think she was actually born just to talk

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<v Speaker 4>about dreams. Oh god, not this again. If I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know it earlier, I would have put it in the

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<v Speaker 4>marriage yes and no. I would have gone no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 4>yes to all the other click above, but not the

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<v Speaker 4>stuff about dreams.

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<v Speaker 1>So she telling you about her? Oh god.

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<v Speaker 2>We will get the director's cut, we get the Irishman

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<v Speaker 2>version of it, we get tarantinoed, and we get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Walk around in that dream? What do you think it means?

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<v Speaker 2>If I'm a dream and analysis, I'm like playing Mondo

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<v Speaker 2>rock for living.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 2>The heating meaning is, but they hold such if I

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<v Speaker 2>told you about your Dracula one. We've got to clear

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<v Speaker 2>an hour. Let's put the catal on Chris and sit

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<v Speaker 2>down deep talk about this.

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<v Speaker 3>It was terrifying, though, and the presence was really strong.

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<v Speaker 3>It felt so real. I wasn't in our bedroom. I

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<v Speaker 3>was in this different sort of like.

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<v Speaker 1>A Dracula's lair. Bizarre.

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<v Speaker 3>It was bizarre and it was just hovering over my

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<v Speaker 3>body and it's way away, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Go away, you go, you go. Yeah, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>you use language like that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's more of a taret's response and rha, what's the

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<v Speaker 2>most recent text on your phone?

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<v Speaker 5>My recent text is thoughts on Ikea Saturday, which is

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<v Speaker 5>actually just as chilly.

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<v Speaker 1>My thoughts reverse reverse, reverse, And you're the worst part

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<v Speaker 1>about it. My partner wants to go to.

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<v Speaker 5>Ikea just to get curtain hooks, which is a tiny

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<v Speaker 5>object of them online.

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<v Speaker 1>They bring them online Amazon.

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<v Speaker 5>You're getting more Amazon. You only go to Ikea once

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<v Speaker 5>you've built up a certain amount of stopping you need

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<v Speaker 5>to get.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't just go for one off day and it's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be furniture, the big stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, it's not worth just going all the way through

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<v Speaker 5>the maze just for that.

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<v Speaker 1>And also Saturday and Sunday peak.

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<v Speaker 5>Time, worst time to go. I'd actually rather.

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<v Speaker 2>You're swimming against the salmon as well trying to get

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<v Speaker 2>out of there as well. It's salmon season every weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>I care you go. You go during the week on

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<v Speaker 2>like a Tuesday. You got to go at eleven seventeen am.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got to plan that stuff out. You take a

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<v Speaker 2>sick day amateur or a crazy birch and rocks up

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<v Speaker 2>at the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>On a Saturday morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you think, oh we go early doors at Saturday morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone else has that thought exactly. So I've been there

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<v Speaker 2>on a Saturday morning early doors. When it opens up.

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<v Speaker 2>They're queuing to get into the car park. We've already,

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<v Speaker 2>but you're stuck in the like the Q jam.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't get back out. Yes, yes, you think you're

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<v Speaker 1>one stay ahead, but curtain hooks.

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<v Speaker 5>The curtain hooks.

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<v Speaker 1>Get out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>But also you got when you go for on those

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<v Speaker 2>smaller things that I care, you leave so much more

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<v Speaker 2>because as you're going through that mage.

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<v Speaker 5>My god, look at this spice right, we do need

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<v Speaker 5>some under sink cabinet tree.

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<v Speaker 1>It's that eighteen mugs the price of half of one.

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<v Speaker 5>I always come out with clothes hangers.

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<v Speaker 2>I like the wooden one. I take someone holiday with me.

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<v Speaker 2>I do is that sad?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I take at least three to five rio Even in

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<v Speaker 2>Sydney last week the suitcase got three clothes.

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<v Speaker 1>Hangers in with my shirts already on them folded in

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<v Speaker 1>half shod.

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<v Speaker 2>I see the chuckle sisters that Projesus in the glass

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<v Speaker 2>like going on this.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy clown man on the radio again, down and around.

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<v Speaker 1>That's one of the most English said. I'd imagine King

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<v Speaker 1>Charles does it. It's good enough for him. Christian O'Connell

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