WEBVTT - FULL: Don't Laugh At A Samurai 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:07.119 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast showtime. 0:00:12.160 --> 0:00:13.640 Oh they might fall asleep. 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:15.680 I've got this bag of pigs hoards, but that's all 0:00:15.720 --> 0:00:16.720 I really bought with me. 0:00:17.000 --> 0:00:18.320 Touch my pecks. 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:22.200 They are lukewal The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh 0:00:22.239 --> 0:00:23.400 four point three. 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:27.440 Show, one thousand, two hundred and ninety. Good morning, Patsy, 0:00:27.680 --> 0:00:31.840 Morning boys, Good morning Jack Post Morning team. Today Wednesday. 0:00:31.880 --> 0:00:33.199 On the show, we always do a thing at eight 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:35.360 o'clock this morning called what are the odds? Your stories 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:39.640 of coincidence and chance. Someone's already messages me this morning, Christian. 0:00:39.640 --> 0:00:41.960 I was listening to the podcast or the show from 0:00:42.000 --> 0:00:44.720 August to six, and I was having my dinner and 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:46.800 the first thing that comes on is Patsy talking about 0:00:47.080 --> 0:00:50.920 Lamb Shanks. Will guess what my dinner was. Oh, yam, 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:56.080 Lamb Shank. What are the odds? Wow? It started two 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:59.120 hours early. Jack has brought his guitar in today. This 0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:01.400 is a before woman's day for you, Jackie Boyce. So 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:03.600 you're singing immediately after the show. 0:01:03.680 --> 0:01:08.120 Yes, Bianko and I are singing together today at Gordie's daycare. 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:11.480 We've been asked to perform four songs for the kids. 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:14.360 Well been asked, Bianca volunteered us other parents. 0:01:14.400 --> 0:01:16.920 That's the spirit, that's that's who you want and performing 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:17.679 what the children do. 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:20.399 They asked parents to do, like can you come in 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:22.760 and do anything with the kids. Yesterday's parents just read 0:01:22.800 --> 0:01:23.320 them a book. 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:28.520 Come on, and I'm guessing that you were practicing yesterday. 0:01:28.640 --> 0:01:31.120 Yes, I've rehearsed my songs. Do you want me to 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:31.520 play you in? 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:34.360 I want? I want to hear the opener. Okay, Now, 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:37.000 first of all, you said that Bianch is your backup singer. 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:39.720 This is Jack and Biancher from a week ago at karaoke. 0:01:40.000 --> 0:01:45.160 A man, Jack, he's actually cruel to put that in 0:01:45.160 --> 0:01:49.920 front of young minds who could be irreparably broken. But wait, 0:01:49.960 --> 0:01:54.960 he's got a backup singer. His wife suddenly reading a 0:01:54.960 --> 0:01:58.440 book is what you two should be doing together. Those 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:01.040 poor children, think of the innocent mind. 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:03.760 So we went into that karaoke session without any rehearsal. 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:07.880 We rehearsed our songs twice. Yeah, our whole playlist. 0:02:08.639 --> 0:02:10.359 How did he go? You're happy? 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:12.080 You tell me I'm going to play you some old 0:02:12.160 --> 0:02:16.799 McDonald had a farm. Okay, this is interactive as well 0:02:16.800 --> 0:02:17.960 with the kids, so you guys can be. 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:18.880 The kid brilliant. 0:02:20.520 --> 0:02:22.880 Old McDonald had a farm. 0:02:26.320 --> 0:02:33.280 Someone's rushing through this. Yeah, he's been rehearsing. This is 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:34.600 with rehearsal. 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:47.000 McDonald, Old McDonald had a farm. I think your voice. 0:02:47.240 --> 0:02:52.960 Can you get the audio where chat went? You decide? Oh? 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:57.799 My old McDonald had a bit of a down. 0:02:57.960 --> 0:03:03.760 Now yeah, yes, tell you what. 0:03:04.000 --> 0:03:06.760 Listen, listen, Okay, you get in your head now, turn 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:10.400 like their voice, right, spin around, you know the turn 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:12.320 around and then come back now. But imagine that we 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:15.320 are children, we're Gordon. Okay, so when you come back 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:17.920 around on your chair, get that game face on and 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:20.040 not that pitchy high too low crap. 0:03:21.320 --> 0:03:29.560 Donald Morning children, money, mister post. Now, I am Gordy's 0:03:29.600 --> 0:03:32.200 dad and this is Gordy's mom, and have we got some. 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:35.160 So I love it. 0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:37.720 Have you guys ever heard of old McDonald? 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:41.640 Yes, well, old McDonald. 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:46.600 Had a farm. Found it e that's not. 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:52.560 Am I? Please? No more, no more, Jack, if you 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:55.560 are that nursery council now nine four one four one 0:03:55.800 --> 0:03:59.040 four three worst children's entertainer. 0:03:58.600 --> 0:04:01.320 Ever Christian Donald's show podcast. 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:04.240 I'm afraid to say that Jack's coming with another song 0:04:04.320 --> 0:04:06.240 in a minute. I've actually listened to a minute of 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:07.800 him mangling old McDonald again. 0:04:09.720 --> 0:04:11.360 This is why musicians will do a. 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:14.120 Sound Absolutely, it's lucky as to be in at that 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:14.760 sound check. 0:04:14.680 --> 0:04:16.599 To get the cob webs out of the system. This 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:19.560 has honestly always been my problem with singing. Once I 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:22.560 lock in, I feel like I can capably see. 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:25.840 But I've never heard by the way i've heard you 0:04:25.960 --> 0:04:27.839 sing it for he is, I've never heard that locking in. 0:04:28.240 --> 0:04:30.800 You must do it in secret, real secret somewhere. I've 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:31.880 heard it locked out, mane. 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:36.000 Sometimes finding the entry is the hardest. 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:37.880 It's like cracking the coach a safe is it like 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:39.560 the tumblergu in one went. 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:42.080 But once you're in the treasures. 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:44.960 Absolutely, absolutely, poor Gordy is all I can say. 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:47.799 Three hours from now now, I think I've got McDonald 0:04:47.839 --> 0:04:49.080 where it needs to be. Or do you want to 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:49.840 hear another song? 0:04:49.960 --> 0:04:53.440 It's entirely up to you. I'm going to I'm going 0:04:53.480 --> 0:04:55.160 to say he just tuned in. By the way, Jack 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:57.880 sport is guitar and today after the show he's off 0:04:57.880 --> 0:05:00.960 to his son Gordon's too to is kindy and he's 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:03.480 performing soon four songs there today. 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:05.120 Yes, volunteering, no pay. 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:09.360 Well you shouldn't be paid either, based on. 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:12.880 This, Maybe I'll put a kids like a bustard. 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:15.600 So what's the song about to hear? 0:05:15.680 --> 0:05:19.240 This is old McDonald just I've changed the I've changed 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:20.640 the key it was. It wasn't in my. 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:22.560 Room, That's what it was, all right? 0:05:23.160 --> 0:05:29.240 Old McDonald had a farm ey together, Now on that 0:05:29.480 --> 0:05:31.840 farm and this is where I was pointing to the 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:34.599 kids and go, oh you young boy, Christian, what animal 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:37.679 did you have on the farm? Pick on that farm? 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:39.400 He had a pig. 0:05:41.920 --> 0:05:47.160 With a point point here and there, here, there everywhere? 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:51.320 McDonald slashing. 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:54.720 Locked in. 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:57.839 Okay, then okay, that's your opener. What's song too? You've 0:05:57.839 --> 0:05:58.240 got them? 0:05:58.279 --> 0:06:00.279 Then we go into the wiggles. Yeah, okay, this is 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:03.560 called point your finger and do the twist. Ye can 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:07.600 you point your finger and do the twist? 0:06:09.640 --> 0:06:09.800 Oh? 0:06:09.880 --> 0:06:14.120 Can you point your finger and do the twist? 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:17.040 He's got the children's in a grin and face on. 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:22.719 Well we gotta get up and get down, get back 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:32.480 up and turn around your finger and do the twist. 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:34.520 So are you going to need to get up and 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:35.160 then get down? 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:37.080 And the song a bit they will be encouraged to 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:37.800 dance during that. 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:42.680 Who's doing the encouragement back up vibes and choreography and 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:44.480 singing she's. 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:46.680 I'm hoping she'll do more of the interaction with the 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:49.320 children and I'll just worry about the scene right, rather 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:51.039 than put on the kids entertainer voice. 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:53.200 I think you have to do. Otherwise they can't get 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:55.720 who this Jack Post character is the rest of us. 0:06:57.880 --> 0:07:00.680 Let them in, Jack, Let them in. You will have 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:02.800 to do a bit of him, him. 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:05.560 Jack, and maybe I do some funny singing, and then 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:08.159 that gives me an excuse that if it's not quite unpitched, 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:11.160 they're like, oh, it's like a class yeah, yeah. 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:13.320 Yeah, then you're saved them. But well, don't you looking good? 0:07:13.560 --> 0:07:15.280 The Christian O'Connell Show. 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:19.800 Podcast Yesterday was King Charles's last day and it's wildly 0:07:19.840 --> 0:07:23.080 successful tour down under. I'm pretty sure him at the 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:27.920 same time next year he knows he's always welcome here. 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:34.560 Yesterday he was doing the fleet review, which mainly appeared 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:36.640 that he was sort of wandering around warships with a 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:40.200 hard hat in high vizabeth and stuff, just pointing at 0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:44.040 random rivets. Saw that out that looks that looks terrible. 0:07:45.360 --> 0:07:48.080 And then he also gave a speech where obviously someone 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:50.680 had sort of worded him up about hey, listen if 0:07:50.680 --> 0:07:53.960 you want to befriend the locals here okay mentioned smashed 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:55.560 avo and the wine they like. 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:59.440 I think that Sydney is a world famous through his cuisine, 0:07:59.760 --> 0:08:03.560 withether it's smashed avo, a pair of or a cab save, 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:07.400 and that is what I hope has been on display. 0:08:07.640 --> 0:08:11.800 Now bless him, but it actually sounds a high in 0:08:11.840 --> 0:08:15.680 today's modern world. That's not how human is it. It's 0:08:15.720 --> 0:08:18.720 an impersonation of what you think English posh English people 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:19.280 sound like. 0:08:19.520 --> 0:08:23.640 I think that Sydney is a world famous through his cuisine, 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:27.440 whether it's smashed avo, a pair or a cab save, 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:30.840 and that is what I hope has been on display. 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:32.840 It doesn't even sound human what he's trying to say, 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:35.800 and I hope it's been on display. Even like who 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:38.000 says cuisine. None of us know would be even say 0:08:38.000 --> 0:08:39.679 the word cuisine, but the one he says, it's very 0:08:39.679 --> 0:08:41.200 possuble cuisine. 0:08:41.240 --> 0:08:43.439 It sounds like someone doing an impersonation of him, where 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:46.600 you would say, no, that's too much. Pull back a 0:08:46.600 --> 0:08:47.000 little bit. 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:49.440 What did he think that people will start going to 0:08:49.480 --> 0:08:49.960 cheer and night? 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:54.400 He is like us, for Sydney is a world famous 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:58.560 through his cuisine, whether it's smashed avo, a path or 0:08:58.600 --> 0:09:02.000 a cab Sam. That is what I hope has been 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:03.120 on display. 0:09:03.280 --> 0:09:05.160 Wow. We do you think you're ever going to see 0:09:05.200 --> 0:09:05.640 him here again? 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:06.480 No? 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:12.320 No, when he leaves, wave goodbye. He ain't ever coming back. 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:17.200 World On Australia, The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:09:16.880 --> 0:09:19.400 Time for this week Battel of the Decades, a song 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:22.200 for the eighties, nineties and two thousands, which put a 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:24.920 song up representing the eighties, nineties and two thousands. You 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:27.719 decide which song you want to hear this morning. Three 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:33.600 songs enter, one song leaves one era to rule them all. 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:39.160 It's Christian o'connall's battle Love that Decade, Batsy You ready? 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:42.680 I am ready, even though producer Caitlin just came in 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:44.440 here and got in my head and said it better 0:09:44.480 --> 0:09:47.199 be good today. That's because the other two are exceptional. 0:09:47.920 --> 0:09:52.959 So we are holding aces be a fact. I actually 0:09:52.960 --> 0:09:54.800 think this is a battle between Jack and I. You're 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:55.680 not even in it this week. 0:09:56.160 --> 0:09:59.360 Excuse me? Wait and say you're holding. 0:09:59.080 --> 0:10:00.000 And it is a little bit. 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:03.240 Oh no, you won't be seeing what I'm holding. You'll 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:04.200 like what I'm holding. 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:09.360 I've seen what you're holding. I'm about to pan out. No, okay, 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:10.800 what have you got them for the eighties parents? 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:12.840 I've got Bruce Springstein Glory Days. 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:15.760 Now. You know I love the boss, but this saying. 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:20.640 Hang on, just hang on a minute? Stop the music? 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:23.480 Are you saying? He's your man? 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:24.360 Is my man? 0:10:24.440 --> 0:10:25.720 Don't like this song? 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:29.880 I don't. I don't care for Glory Days, the fifth 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:33.280 of seven top ten singles from the boarder USAMA, But 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:35.680 I don't care for this one. Jack. 0:10:35.679 --> 0:10:37.360 I can't believe it on you will find this. 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:42.040 I love Bruce, but this I find it a little bit. Yeah. 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:48.760 Wow, this is enjoy moment. I can't believe you you 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:50.439 hang it on your man, Bruce. 0:10:51.880 --> 0:10:54.960 I'm shocked. I can't go on all the ones you 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:57.320 could have got the eighties there were some bigger bangers. 0:10:57.000 --> 0:10:59.760 Than Glory Days happened to like Glory Day's nothing wrong 0:10:59.760 --> 0:11:00.080 with it. 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:01.920 It's a good song, but is. 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:04.920 It enough deserves its space in this seventh. 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:13.400 Al Right? I see Glory Days on Bruce Springston and 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:15.720 I go I'm representing the nineties, and I go to 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:19.280 one of the biggest voices, not just in the nineties ever, 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:24.480 Mariah Carey. Guys, this Wednesday. Okay, it's Wednesday. I know 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:27.560 this is competely Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think even 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:31.080 Bruce when he hears fantasy would go, God, damn it, madam, 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:34.640 you've got a voice. Oh my god, listen to this. 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:39.080 It's so much sugary greatness. Let it is your soul 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:43.000 and it's a fantasy. It's Mariah Carrie. What a voice? 0:11:43.480 --> 0:11:44.480 How does she do that? Big? 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:44.960 Where you go? 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:50.480 What is that? It's so much? What is that goal? 0:11:53.960 --> 0:11:56.800 This was obvious soundtrack of the Jackie chan What was 0:11:56.800 --> 0:11:59.600 the movie where the little girl was kidnapped? 0:11:59.640 --> 0:12:01.120 And was on this soundtrack? 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:02.440 Oh, Shimmer's list. 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:03.880 That. 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:08.640 Yeah, you guy, there's some music that's quality. 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:10.200 No, and then suddenly. 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:14.319 You should hang your DJ. 0:12:15.880 --> 0:12:20.960 Holding up the chests popped out. It's a fantasy, man, 0:12:22.720 --> 0:12:24.200 Jackie boy. 0:12:24.080 --> 0:12:27.520 He didn't worry arguing amongst yourself because I'm holding a 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:31.360 silver bullet. This song, when I was fourteen years old, 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:33.280 really got my attention. 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:36.160 Yeah no, we don't need this creepy set up with 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:39.600 the wizards and the old Wizards cloak out, the staff 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:40.719 polishing underneath it. 0:12:40.960 --> 0:12:44.840 Listen to this lineup, Christine Aguilera, Lil Kim Meyer, Pink. 0:12:45.160 --> 0:12:47.040 The song is Lady Mamaalade. 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:51.880 No, you too have lost the plot this week. 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:58.200 This is this is a crime against humanity and music. 0:12:59.840 --> 0:13:01.920 Understand, this is not great. 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:04.680 This is a man who's given up on life. 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:07.199 I'd say the vote's quite obvious today. 0:13:07.240 --> 0:13:11.840 Needs clearly, Bruce, I was actually real. 0:13:13.520 --> 0:13:15.760 To give me the win and go. Don't worry about anything. 0:13:15.800 --> 0:13:18.840 I'm giving you is my vote of a finger, single 0:13:18.920 --> 0:13:23.000 finger in the air. Everything about this bad Go to fox. 0:13:23.040 --> 0:13:28.760 I've ever play it all right, guys, emotions are running high. 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:31.840 You can hear it. Do this? Emotions are running high? 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:34.439 Can we agree that? So you vote right now than 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:37.880 on oh four seven five three one o four three. 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:39.439 If you want to hear glory das by the Boss, 0:13:39.480 --> 0:13:46.080 then you just vote eighties. 0:13:45.280 --> 0:13:45.960 Any taste. 0:13:46.040 --> 0:13:48.240 If you want greatness in your ears, in your heart, 0:13:48.280 --> 0:13:51.119 you want to let Mariah carry in, you've owned nineties 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:58.200 to fall seven five three one oh four three. 0:13:58.440 --> 0:14:02.520 If you don't actually like music, don't need the witness please. 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:09.120 Yeah's text in two thousands and the Turd emoji two 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:15.520 oh four and I know what song you want? Seven 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:19.520 five oh three, one oh four three you decide right now. 0:14:19.560 --> 0:14:21.000 The winning song is played next. 0:14:21.360 --> 0:14:23.560 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:25.560 Well, I hope in the years I had ahead of 0:14:25.600 --> 0:14:27.320 me that I never hear Jack ever tell me what 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:31.280 caught his eye when he was fourteen. That's a weekly feature. 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:33.920 We do not need to go into what caught Jack's 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:40.080 fourteen year old eye? Christine Aguillera, what else is on 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:43.040 that list? Do not phone in? There are no prizes. 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:48.960 No one wins. Bruce Springsteen, Glory Days, Speig winning of 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:50.920 the Ballot of Decades? Today? What on Patsy ten to 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:55.520 seven Wednesday Morning, Christian O'Connell's show. Next week on the show, 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:56.840 We're going to have a load of you in for 0:14:56.880 --> 0:15:00.200 the longest pop whoever can fire a champagne, cook the 0:15:00.280 --> 0:15:04.640 furthest wins five thousand dollars in cash and you get 0:15:04.680 --> 0:15:08.120 lawn chickets the Champions Steaks Day Saturday, November the ninth, 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:11.000 and you get five hundred dollars worth of food and 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:14.120 drink for you and five mates. It's an amazing price. 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:17.040 What if some of the waits to the Melbourne Cup Carnival, 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:19.560 November the second of the ninth. It's almost here where 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:23.720 fashion meets celebrity and adrenaline meets jackpots. Get really for 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:28.560 the longest pop pop right now? Shake that bottle up. 0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:34.000 We need some people for the longest pop. Hey, you 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:37.800 won a win five K. Gotta pop that clock, baby 0:15:37.880 --> 0:15:39.600 Poppe bar oh. 0:15:39.280 --> 0:15:43.800 Way today the Champagne athletes that we're looking for. If 0:15:43.840 --> 0:15:46.640 you work in a warehouse, today's for you, my friends. 0:15:46.720 --> 0:15:49.920 It is warehouse Wednesday. If you work in a warehouse 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:52.920 calling now nine four one four one oh four three. 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:55.200 Anyone on the team ever worked in a warehouse? 0:15:55.440 --> 0:15:57.880 I did, and I didn't mean to you. I did 0:15:57.880 --> 0:15:59.880 work experience any yeah, guitar. 0:15:59.680 --> 0:16:03.720 Sho mean he didn't mean starts having a job in ause. 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:06.400 I thought I did work experience in the guitar shop, 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:08.680 but I thought it'd be testing the airs, testing the 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:11.880 guitar strings, that sort of thing. All week I spent 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:14.320 out the back of their warehouse folding down boxes. 0:16:14.880 --> 0:16:18.240 My experience working a warehouse exactly the same job, folding 0:16:18.240 --> 0:16:20.520 down the boxes. And this is what happens. That the 0:16:20.520 --> 0:16:22.720 best outcome for me, like Jack and I, is you 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:25.800 might get a radio show. Otherwise in the power world, 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:30.640 we're still doing those boxes. That's exactly the warehouse I 0:16:30.720 --> 0:16:33.920 did for six weeks once they told me that I'd 0:16:33.920 --> 0:16:36.240 be working out the front on the till and they 0:16:36.240 --> 0:16:38.600 saw how bad or was it customer service going. There's 0:16:38.600 --> 0:16:40.880 a little boxes that need breaking down right now for you, 0:16:40.880 --> 0:16:41.560 young O'Connell. 0:16:41.600 --> 0:16:45.080 No math needs to be done with returning pats. 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:47.240 I can't imagine you ever watched ye I did when 0:16:47.240 --> 0:16:49.280 I left you year twelve before I went to UNI, 0:16:49.280 --> 0:16:52.840 I worked to a book warehouse, like a pop up bookshop, 0:16:53.280 --> 0:16:54.800 and it was actually really hard work. 0:16:55.240 --> 0:16:57.120 Do you mean one of those temporary little bookshops. 0:16:57.160 --> 0:16:59.320 Yeah, yeah, it was massive. Though it was huge. 0:16:59.360 --> 0:17:01.080 It was an old so you would get the order, 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:03.440 put it in the mailing pouch, send it out. 0:17:03.520 --> 0:17:05.880 No, I no, even before mailing. No, people would can't 0:17:07.680 --> 0:17:08.880 before one shopping. 0:17:12.040 --> 0:17:15.520 I know you're old time, before. 0:17:15.320 --> 0:17:21.520 Mailing before watching a cave like cave paintings, smoke signals. 0:17:21.800 --> 0:17:26.359 More online shopping, and I'm like you two. They were 0:17:26.480 --> 0:17:28.399 very trustworthy and I even did the banking at the 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:30.240 end of the night and took the money to the 0:17:30.359 --> 0:17:31.800 to the bank and put it in the hole in. 0:17:31.800 --> 0:17:34.040 The wall three chickens from farmer Childs. 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:39.600 I hated it. I didn't like it. 0:17:40.440 --> 0:17:43.439 I was actually very happy breaking down boxes. I have 0:17:43.560 --> 0:17:47.760 to say, all right, warehouse friends, give us a call 0:17:47.880 --> 0:17:50.480 right now. Do you think any warehouse right now there's 0:17:50.520 --> 0:17:52.600 people like you and I cha they still breaking down 0:17:52.640 --> 0:17:54.800 the boxes, or that they have a machine that does 0:17:54.840 --> 0:17:55.400 that for you. 0:17:55.359 --> 0:17:57.760 Know, I think it's it's an intricate job. Got to 0:17:57.760 --> 0:18:00.399 get them as floods just about crunch No. 0:18:01.040 --> 0:18:04.480 Nine one four three. Give us a call on Warehouse Wednesday. 0:18:05.040 --> 0:18:08.119 The Christian O'Connell show podcast Next Thursday. 0:18:08.119 --> 0:18:10.720 On the show the Longest Pop, each of you gets 0:18:10.720 --> 0:18:14.040 a bottle of champagne. Shake it up, you release the cork. 0:18:14.400 --> 0:18:18.399 Whoever fires the cork the furthest wins a ridiculous price. 0:18:18.760 --> 0:18:22.040 It's so much money for fire off for champagne. Cook 0:18:22.560 --> 0:18:25.800 five thousand dollars in cash five grand and you earn 0:18:25.960 --> 0:18:28.920 five mites off to Steak's Day and we'll also give 0:18:28.960 --> 0:18:31.800 you five hundred dollars food and drinks voluncher as well. 0:18:31.960 --> 0:18:34.800 Everyone that comes to take part next week gets a 0:18:34.960 --> 0:18:37.560 double pass to go to Steaks Day. So it's everyone's 0:18:37.560 --> 0:18:40.560 gonna be winning something all right, welcome to the Longest 0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:42.600 pop pop. 0:18:42.880 --> 0:18:47.240 Right now, shake that bottle up. We need some people 0:18:47.359 --> 0:18:52.600 for the longest pop. Hey, you won a win five K. 0:18:52.920 --> 0:18:55.359 Gotta pop that cock baby popp it bar. 0:18:55.720 --> 0:19:00.200 Oh way, yesterday we were looking for tradees. Today it's 0:19:00.240 --> 0:19:03.280 our friends that work in warehouses. On warehouse Wednesday nine 0:19:03.440 --> 0:19:07.320 four one four one oh four three like Harry, Good morning, Harry, 0:19:07.680 --> 0:19:10.639 good morning. Welcome to the show. Harry, Welcome to the 0:19:10.760 --> 0:19:13.359 Longest pop So tell us about the warehouse. What do 0:19:13.440 --> 0:19:13.639 you make? 0:19:13.720 --> 0:19:17.119 What do you do as we build tiny homes on trailers? 0:19:17.440 --> 0:19:20.840 Oh my god, my wife is obsessed with these two 0:19:20.840 --> 0:19:23.440 of these books. Yeah, what's the name of the company? 0:19:24.119 --> 0:19:25.560 Made by bear right? 0:19:25.640 --> 0:19:29.120 Okay? And they are amazing. You two seen these tiny homes. 0:19:29.200 --> 0:19:31.199 You can bind them, they wheel them in or like 0:19:31.520 --> 0:19:32.520 crane them in and drop them. 0:19:32.680 --> 0:19:35.080 I've seen them, yes, friends of our stadium. One just 0:19:35.160 --> 0:19:38.440 last month. They're going crazy. We never heard about tiny 0:19:38.440 --> 0:19:41.520 homes before. And another everywhere became a big thing during COVID, didn't. 0:19:41.359 --> 0:19:44.439 Harry, Yeah, they did, they did, and definitely popular with 0:19:44.480 --> 0:19:46.080 those airbnbs and that sort of thing. 0:19:47.040 --> 0:19:48.560 Do you know what I think it'd be great? You 0:19:48.560 --> 0:19:51.280 know sometimes we have meetings here and people just crash in. 0:19:51.320 --> 0:19:54.320 We'd like gobbedygook. I'd like a tiny home on the 0:19:54.400 --> 0:19:58.480 roof where we could just have meetings up there in 0:19:58.560 --> 0:20:01.000 our tiny home on the roof of this building. 0:20:01.240 --> 0:20:03.080 Or he said they were on trailers, we can. 0:20:04.960 --> 0:20:07.439 This is it, Harry. I'm putting in an order today. 0:20:09.200 --> 0:20:13.200 Freedom from bosses and salespeople. They'd have to chase after 0:20:13.280 --> 0:20:17.520 us meeting on the back of the trailer being driven 0:20:17.560 --> 0:20:20.240 at speed round Maybourne, maybe the movie speed. We'd have 0:20:20.280 --> 0:20:22.760 to keep it by a certain speed. Harry. This is 0:20:22.800 --> 0:20:24.639 a great da Harry, exactly what do you do then? 0:20:24.680 --> 0:20:26.560 Are you're the warehouse manager? Do you own the company? 0:20:26.640 --> 0:20:27.120 No? 0:20:27.119 --> 0:20:31.200 No, I'm actually some apprentice carpenter and we build them. 0:20:31.359 --> 0:20:32.920 Oh my god, so they built order? 0:20:33.880 --> 0:20:35.639 Yeah? Yeah, yeah. 0:20:35.760 --> 0:20:37.359 Do you know what? Here's another thing, right, So if 0:20:37.400 --> 0:20:39.240 you're a carpenter, is there any way you could come 0:20:39.240 --> 0:20:40.879 in when you're in next week because I'm going to 0:20:40.880 --> 0:20:44.040 select you bring the saw on the tools. I need 0:20:44.080 --> 0:20:46.600 a lock on this studio door that only I have 0:20:46.680 --> 0:20:50.520 a master Keith, Would you put a lock on the 0:20:50.600 --> 0:20:51.840 studio door here? Please? 0:20:52.240 --> 0:20:54.240 I can do that for you, yes. 0:20:54.640 --> 0:20:57.840