WEBVTT - #135: Giddy Up x 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:03.200 This just. 0:00:04.920 --> 0:00:06.720 Stood a black couple of mitches. 0:00:06.920 --> 0:00:13.720 Hello, you derace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. 0:00:15.440 --> 0:00:17.880 And kind of fun just you. 0:00:17.880 --> 0:00:19.240 You feelthy unhinged bitch? 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:29.960 Honestly is Michui and Mitchell Coosh hollowre you welcome back here? 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:32.040 We're back season five. 0:00:32.320 --> 0:00:32.600 Hollo. 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:36.000 It feels like I've been going for like six months, 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:37.680 not too my truly. 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:40.960 I feel like Maddie mccairn, except found like we've been 0:00:41.000 --> 0:00:43.320 gone for so long. I had so many messages saying 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:44.720 when the hell are you coming back? And they were 0:00:44.720 --> 0:00:45.919 sweet around Christmas. 0:00:46.040 --> 0:00:48.159 Then they were starting to get more and more aggressive. 0:00:48.200 --> 0:00:48.600 Don't they know? 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:50.720 They were concerned for a bit, they were worried, and 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:52.840 then the last couple of weeks they turned real dark. 0:00:52.960 --> 0:00:55.440 Yeah, they get a bit fairer with this, like hurry up, 0:00:55.600 --> 0:00:57.800 like we are. I do feel a bit bad disrupting 0:00:57.800 --> 0:01:00.560 people through teams. Yes, like if it's in there Monday 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:02.840 morning routine, a new episode and we're not delivering that, 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:04.360 I feel a bit bad. But it's fine. 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:06.640 We're back because what we're here every Monday morning will 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:08.319 be in your podcast feet Yeah. 0:01:08.640 --> 0:01:10.479 Season five, can you believe the teal era. 0:01:10.920 --> 0:01:13.440 I know we're in our tea area surrounded by it's 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:15.640 more blue. It's like a deep sea blue. It's good 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:18.760 Fiji if it's a Fiji water blue. Great to have 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:20.759 you back. You've had all your work done, the gastric banding, 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:23.520 you've had full facial work, and you look phenomenal. 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:25.880 I haven't had any work done, although I am going 0:01:25.920 --> 0:01:26.960 back to pilates now. 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:27.640 Congrats. 0:01:27.760 --> 0:01:30.520 Yes, thank you. I'm sure as fuck, but I feel 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:32.200 like it's toning me up a little bit. 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:36.360 It's gonna say go Sean. I've also been to your 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:39.000 new house. Hilarious that you have a brand new property 0:01:39.040 --> 0:01:40.679 and a couple of years ago you said your dream 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:42.600 was to live in a retirement village, and now you 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:45.600 have fulfilled that dream. You are living in a full 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:46.759 time retirement village. 0:01:46.800 --> 0:01:49.160 It's not actually a retirement village, but it's got so 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:51.840 much retirement village energy and it suits me just fine. 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:55.160 You enter and there's a boomgate and he goes, I'm 0:01:55.240 --> 0:01:57.680 visiting my friend Mitchell Coombs. 0:01:57.800 --> 0:01:59.440 It's a very gated community. It is. 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:01.480 I called me. I'm like, where do I go? Drive 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:03.240 past the tennis court and then once you get to 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:05.440 the seven eleven. Yeah, in the village and you make 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:07.520 it left and then right at the roller coaster. 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:09.919 Where are you living? 0:02:09.960 --> 0:02:13.280 It is palatial and gorgeous. Congratulations, I love it. 0:02:13.360 --> 0:02:14.840 I'm settling in just fine. 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:18.600 Back for season five. Price Keeper General is here high Bi. 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:20.720 Hi, how are you You have. 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:21.200 A good break? 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:21.440 Yeah? 0:02:21.440 --> 0:02:24.160 I did nice break Because you we haven't seen. I 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:25.560 haven't really seen any of you. I saw Mitch in 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:27.840 the break. We had a couple of brainstorm sessions and lunches, 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:29.440 and I haven't s This is the first time i've 0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:30.639 seen jennering like three months. 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:34.040 We saw each other lost. What do you guys work 0:02:34.040 --> 0:02:35.720 in the same building? How is that possible? But you 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:36.240 don't see it. 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:37.919 You think we talk outside of this show. 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:39.639 Yeah, but I saw you. 0:02:39.720 --> 0:02:40.440 We didn't talk. 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:41.240 I know we saw you. 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:41.320 Know. 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:44.880 Well, listen, Jenner and I've been working our toushes off 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:45.600 during the break. 0:02:46.000 --> 0:02:47.120 Don't that sounds very pointed? 0:02:47.200 --> 0:02:50.919 Because later on we've got a very exciting guest joining 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:54.120 the podcast. It's exciting for us. Put it that way, 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:55.920 and I'm not going to reveal who it is just yet, 0:02:56.520 --> 0:03:00.240 but I reckon a lot of people listening are to 0:03:00.240 --> 0:03:02.040 get a solid nostalgia hit out of this. 0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:04.720 Not me. I'm not sold. I'm not convinced. 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:06.919 Oh no, this guest meant a lot to us during 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:07.600 our childhood. 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:09.360 Bye, now how much it means to you. I'm still 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:12.760 not convinced. And also, like coming from my gig in 0:03:12.800 --> 0:03:13.880 a weird way, this guest. 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:15.160 Yeah, well, so what I'm gonna say? 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:18.240 So I'm a bit competitive. I got my backup express 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:20.760 a good cat Oka. But one of you asked how 0:03:20.800 --> 0:03:21.840 I my break was? 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:23.320 How was your break? 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:25.120 It's fine, nothing really happened. 0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:26.520 Did you go on an actual holiday? 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:29.160 Did we go on actual holiday? 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:29.600 No? 0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:31.280 We had three weeks off, but we did nothing. 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:33.560 We said, yeah, I'm really craving one. There's such a 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:36.680 difference between having time off and an actual holiday because like, 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:38.880 I'm feeling a little bit refreshed because I had time off, 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:41.640 but I need to actually go somewhere and relax. 0:03:41.360 --> 0:03:43.080 You know. Oh totally. We didn't have any of that, 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:45.520 which is a shame. We're in a wedding season. All 0:03:45.560 --> 0:03:47.839 our friends are getting fucking married. So for the next 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:51.320 three weekends, Pride, we have a wedding Friday and then 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:52.960 a Wednesday and then a Friday again. 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:56.000 Shock any of them gay weddings. Not what Jerry Sidney 0:03:56.080 --> 0:03:58.920 Well pride homophobic. You have to go to straight lover case. 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:00.680 Thankful, I'm aphobic. 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:01.400 Absolutely. 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:03.440 One big thing that did happen during the break is 0:04:03.440 --> 0:04:05.360 that we were evicted from our property. We were given 0:04:05.360 --> 0:04:07.480 the four week noter and as you know you're keeping up, 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:09.560 the house was being sold but it didn't sell because 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:11.960 we're in the middle of a you know, inflation's fucked. 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:12.200 Yeah. 0:04:12.240 --> 0:04:14.520 I was going to say, you've been like bitching about Oh, 0:04:14.600 --> 0:04:17.480 I have to leave my house for at least six months. 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:20.640 Actually November when they said, hey, we're selling it and 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:22.280 it wasn't selling longer. 0:04:22.560 --> 0:04:23.480 It's been longer than that. 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:26.000 Yeah, I've got no concept of time. Look, it all 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:28.080 blends into one. It's sold now. And because we were 0:04:28.080 --> 0:04:29.680 on week to week, we have four weeks to get 0:04:29.720 --> 0:04:32.640 out now three weeks officially. Yeah, in a rental crisis. 0:04:32.640 --> 0:04:34.680 And that is actually what my first digym is of 0:04:34.680 --> 0:04:35.880 the year, My first agym of the season. 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:39.240 If you knew here, I gym is an acronym, yes. 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:44.160 Ja and anidjym is something we've noticed, something we hate 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:46.440 or appreciate. It's how we start the show. The same 0:04:46.640 --> 0:04:48.800 every week. We actually have an isssage as you on 0:04:48.839 --> 0:04:50.400 the show as well. That's your chance to come on 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:52.000 and vent and give us something that you've noticed. 0:04:52.160 --> 0:04:54.760 How to wait? So mischatting with our gorgeous listeners, I 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:57.520 will say I have missed the show too, absolutely like 0:04:57.920 --> 0:04:59.680 I'm doing that many fucking shows now. 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:03.600 It's ridiculous. No, I'm not gloating. It's too much. This 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:04.520 is a cry for help. 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:06.240 And when are we going to get your new co 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:08.760 hosts on. It's going to be so odd for you 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:10.800 having all of your co hosts in the one room. 0:05:10.839 --> 0:05:13.120 I want those girls written Laura from the pick Up 0:05:13.520 --> 0:05:15.159 to come in here and so it's just like all 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:17.600 of your lovers in the same room. I know you 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:18.560 too well, colligning. 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:20.320 I think i'd freak out, you know how sometimes I 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:21.960 get really overwhelmed, I just stop talking. 0:05:22.200 --> 0:05:24.440 I do feel like you're probably a bit more feral 0:05:24.640 --> 0:05:26.599 on is it just me than you are in the pickup? 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:29.200 So if they see this side of you, they might 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:30.159 be a bit confronted. 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:31.840 Oh you think they're going to rescind the cap? 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:33.599 Well, if I'm in the room and I'll bring that 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:35.760 out of you, you definitely will alight, we'll try to 0:05:35.760 --> 0:05:36.279 get the girls on. 0:05:36.400 --> 0:05:38.440 Yes, I have launched the pickup pre Drive on Kiss 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:39.159 right around Australia. 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:41.800 If you want to listen to you ousted our Kate 0:05:41.880 --> 0:05:42.520 and did not? 0:05:42.760 --> 0:05:44.080 I did not oust Kately. 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:47.800 Kate. Well, you're currently hosting her old radio slot and 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:50.719 she's without work, so it sounds like you ousted Kate. 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:53.560 If you're on an exclusive. I spoke to Kate. I did, 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:55.000 and we're all good. 0:05:55.080 --> 0:05:57.719 She was like, yes, of course, marvelous Mitch. 0:05:58.040 --> 0:06:01.719 I'll be reflogging my book come Mother's Day. Just make 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:02.719 sure you get me on. 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:06.400 I do feel like Kate is probably happy to not 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:10.160 have to work. Like she's not the most like a workaholic. 0:06:10.160 --> 0:06:11.680 You wouldn't call her a workaholic, would you? 0:06:11.760 --> 0:06:14.240 No way? And if you have Kate on Instagram, all 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:17.240 she's doing is gallivanting at red carpets in Gucci. I'm like, 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:19.640 she's just in Gucci blazers, Gucci shoes and much. She's 0:06:19.640 --> 0:06:21.520 living her best life. She's such a random woman. 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:23.680 I love her. She just sent me at eleven fifty 0:06:23.800 --> 0:06:26.600 nine one night, a Christmas tree and a love heart emoji. 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:28.480 No text, that was it? 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:29.800 That was it? In the week leading up to her 0:06:29.839 --> 0:06:30.640 after Christmas. 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:33.000 I think so it was the week before Christmas. Yeah, 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:33.720 I think I get that. 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:34.440 That kind of checks out. 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:36.320 I didn't know what to reply, like, thanks. 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:38.520 Yeah, thanks, but no thanks thanks Kate? 0:06:38.600 --> 0:06:40.200 Anyway, s did you kick off with your Is it 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:40.440 just me? 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:40.919 I should? 0:06:41.000 --> 0:06:41.520 Yeah, let's go. 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:43.960 This is the first agem of the year. Oh do 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:45.760 we book Bradley's Bradley back? Of course? 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:49.719 Is it just me? 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:54.320 Is now not the time to be picky during a 0:06:54.400 --> 0:06:58.480 global fucking rental crisis? Jesus Christ? 0:06:58.720 --> 0:07:01.200 Is it global or is it most to Sydney? Well, no, 0:07:01.480 --> 0:07:05.280 it's global. Actually I read the Adelaide's rental crisis is 0:07:05.320 --> 0:07:07.039 somehow worse than Sydney's. If you have to rank all 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:08.120 the city in Australia. 0:07:08.200 --> 0:07:12.040 Yes, really. The problem is there's not enough dwellings for 0:07:12.040 --> 0:07:14.800 people to live in. That's the issue. So then skyrockets. 0:07:14.800 --> 0:07:17.240 The prize inflation is terrible. People up the rent it 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:19.720 is so bad. And Haden and I on the weekend, 0:07:19.760 --> 0:07:23.040 hating my part, we went to twelve open houses. 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:26.240 Twelve or twelve. I told you to get onto the 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:28.360 rent ferry. They'll go to the inspections for you. I 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:29.480 have application and everything. 0:07:29.480 --> 0:07:31.880 I've spoken to the rent fairy communication. Yeah, she's fucking 0:07:31.960 --> 0:07:33.920 amazing if you need to rent, rent and free. But 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:35.680 I don't work Fridays and weekends, so I'm like, I'll 0:07:35.680 --> 0:07:36.920 do it. I'll just do this fair enough. 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:38.520 But some of them, I feel like they do this 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:41.960 on purpose. Some inspections are at like eleven thirty am 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:44.280 on a fucking Wednesday. They know people are at work. 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:46.600 Oh my god, you're one hundred percent right now. The 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:47.920 thing that fucks me off is when you find it 0:07:47.960 --> 0:07:52.200 perfect listing and they go contact agent. Yeah, you contact 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:54.840 the agent, you contact me. I've given you my money. 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:57.440 What sale works where you have to work? Imagine going 0:07:57.480 --> 0:07:59.880 to service station and getting a cherry ripe and there's 0:07:59.880 --> 0:08:03.000 no it's like, talk to the agent, talk to Cadbury, 0:08:03.120 --> 0:08:05.200 I'll be it higher for this cherry, right, And yes, 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:07.400 it's really bad. So we're at that point where it's 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:10.000 getting it's actually seriously a problem. You know how stressed 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:12.080 I am, Oh three weeks to find a property. 0:08:12.160 --> 0:08:14.080 It was four weeks five minutes ago, So is it 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:19.239 three now? Three stressed? I know it's actually realized. Who's 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:19.880 being picky? 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:24.640 Hayden is being real picky. He's got this current issue 0:08:24.720 --> 0:08:29.160 about having understair storage in the house. Understair storage. It's 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:32.040 the current buzzword in our relationship, fucking understair storage. He goes, well, 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:34.320 we can't live in a place that doesn't have understair storage. 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:36.920 You don't have understairs storage in your current place, never 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:39.680 had stairs. We don't even have a fighter stairs. 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:41.440 And he goes, well, we can't have this one in 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:43.199 Newtown because there's no understair storage. 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:47.360 Harry fucking Potter, I don't need to be under the stairs. 0:08:47.840 --> 0:08:50.199 And I go but listen, babe, this house is perfect. 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:52.120 It's got a car port, it's got this, it's got that. 0:08:52.200 --> 0:08:54.520 Why do we understair storage? Went well, so I can 0:08:54.520 --> 0:08:55.560 build a wine cellar. 0:08:55.920 --> 0:08:59.880 What a wine cellar. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard, 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:02.160 a purpose built wine selling. 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:04.160 So we're walking through and we're talking to the agent 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:06.480 and I'm asking important questions. Is I've got a gas 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:09.280 port grade in the parking and that's included? Yeah, fantastic, 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:13.480 And Hayden, excuse me, Bresik Whitney, is there understair storage? 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:18.160 And the person goes, no, no, understand, there's no stairs, 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:22.280 No sir, we're in a tent because there's a global crisis. 0:09:22.320 --> 0:09:26.120 Oh God, Constant understands storage, but why do we need it? 0:09:26.120 --> 0:09:28.040 Like I'm asking for really important things. I want to 0:09:28.040 --> 0:09:30.040 make sure there's a pantry. Everyone needs a pure Yeah. 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:32.800 I remember when I first started house hunting, because you know, 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:35.240 it took me months and months and months. I was 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:37.520 picky at the start, and then somewhere along the line, 0:09:37.520 --> 0:09:40.960 I realized, oh no, beggars can't be chooses. But Hayden's case, 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:42.120 beggars can be choosers. 0:09:42.200 --> 0:09:43.600 I say, Hayden, we need to make sure we have 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:45.840 a car port, because it's not really important. I go 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:47.120 because you don't dry. 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:52.280 Yeah, I would say things like the office area isn't carpeted. 0:09:52.320 --> 0:09:54.800 On the off chance that I might want to record 0:09:54.800 --> 0:09:57.800 the podcast from home once every nine months, I need 0:09:57.880 --> 0:10:00.640 carpet for the echo reduction. That's how with me. 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:02.160 Now, I'm a pain as well. In one of these 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:04.319 places we worked at in the studio that I'd build 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:06.400 for the podcast and for radio, I was tapping on 0:10:06.400 --> 0:10:08.679 the glass and I asked if it was a double glaze. 0:10:09.400 --> 0:10:10.960 Who the fuck am I? The last time I asked 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:13.520 that was at a Crispy Kreme. I went to Mitch's 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:16.640 house the other day's brand new house in the retirement. Yeah, 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:20.440 it was my villa. Yeah, I want to Mitch's plantation. 0:10:20.840 --> 0:10:24.120 And I went walked in and I sat down on 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:25.280 the couch. Jin and I sat there. It was a 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:27.280 lovely couch and I sat down. And then after about 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:28.840 ten minutes I went to go to the bathroom and 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:31.920 I hear and I went out, and I thought, like 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:34.679 a mosquito bit me on my back of my calf. 0:10:35.000 --> 0:10:38.160 Now he's got double sided tape wrapped around the bottom 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:38.840 of his couch. 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:42.280 I'll get you onto this, Jenner. It is cat training tape. Yes, yes, 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:44.920 I should get that to stop Isabella running under the 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:46.760 couch and like clawing the back of it. I just 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:48.600 put it there because it's double sided tape. If she 0:10:48.600 --> 0:10:51.160 tries to sneak past the couch, it'll pull on her 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:53.320 hair like a wax strip, and so she's not in 0:10:53.360 --> 0:10:55.800 the habit. But now the bloody cat training tape is 0:10:55.800 --> 0:10:58.280 just covered in gay men's leghead because all I get 0:10:58.320 --> 0:10:59.840 to sit down and go fowl. 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:03.040 And now I'm scared to go to your house is 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:06.000 to sensitize me. I'm terrified to go anywhere near his suburb. 0:11:06.679 --> 0:11:08.240 So it's pussy training tape to. 0:11:10.360 --> 0:11:11.520 Listen. So I'm stressed. 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:14.679 And if he's seriously hell bent on this wine storage 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:16.119 thing that understands story. 0:11:15.920 --> 0:11:17.520 He's hung up on it and try saying it. It's 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:21.840 like an acting warm up vocal thing. Understair storage, understair storage. 0:11:21.960 --> 0:11:26.040 All he wants is understair storage, understair storage, understair storage, 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:28.680 understand storage. Fuck with it? You can you can stay 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:30.439 under there? Yes, that could be your bed. 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:33.199 Can I just say one of the most cleansing things 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:36.840 about moving because I don't cull before I leave the house. 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:39.240 That's too scessful. I pack everything. Yes, and then when 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:41.520 I get to the new place, when i'm unpacking, that's 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:43.199 when I decide I'm going to get rid of this. 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:45.320 I'm gonna get rid of that. It's decluttering. If you've 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:48.560 got storage space, you're just going to keep everything. Don't 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:50.920 give yourself the option to hoard ship. That's the best 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:52.520 thing about my new retirement unit. 0:11:52.640 --> 0:11:54.920 That's a good call. Maybe I could live there with you? 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:56.440 You should? Would we work as neighbors? 0:11:56.520 --> 0:11:56.800 You think? 0:11:57.320 --> 0:11:57.520 Yeah? 0:11:57.559 --> 0:11:58.600 Totally? Yeah, I actually like you? 0:11:59.080 --> 0:12:02.680 Do you have understand story. No, fuck, then happen? 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:04.480 Now do you know what's speaking of this? I've just 0:12:04.559 --> 0:12:06.120 kind of thought of a new Is it just me? 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:07.760 Oh yeah, kind of off the back of yours. So 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:08.960 are you ready for me to go. 0:12:08.920 --> 0:12:10.160 Oh yeah, well you want to fight? 0:12:10.360 --> 0:12:10.560 Yeah? 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:11.200 I like this? 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:14.640 Is it just me? 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:19.199 Have you never had a fight with your partner? 0:12:20.840 --> 0:12:23.280 Well the answer is no. I just described a very 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:27.360 very current and recent argument. Oh as, you don't come 0:12:27.400 --> 0:12:29.199 to me and say you've never had an argument. 0:12:29.440 --> 0:12:32.160 I'm not gloating. I find it weird. Wait. Have you 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:34.440 never never fight with Sean? Never? 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:37.000 No? No, what do you mean? Have you had a 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:38.560 disagreement a minor bicker? 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:42.520 Not really, no, because we're pretty like, we compromise well, 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:44.520 we communicate well, so it's never come to that. The 0:12:44.520 --> 0:12:49.160 closest we've ever come to an argument is when he goes, oh, 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:52.000 joined some toasts for breakfast and I said, yeah, sure, 0:12:52.040 --> 0:12:55.040 what do you got? And he said VEGGI might And 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:56.439 I said is that all? He goes yeah, and I 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:58.600 said ugh, and then he did the whole what do 0:12:58.640 --> 0:13:01.600 you mean that's Unestralia, You don't veggie might. I had 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:04.400 to bite my tongue because I was thinking, I can't 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:07.920 be fucking bothered with this conversation, like, don't feign outrage. 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:10.199 I don't like Veggie might end a story like it's 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:12.000 not some fucking like I can't be bothered with. 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:13.719 That's also like an argument you do on a first date, 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:15.960 like to kind of find content in the dates. 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:18.640 And he was just being cheeky and if I'd been 0:13:18.679 --> 0:13:20.680 wide awake, it wouldn't have been a problem. But I was, like, 0:13:20.760 --> 0:13:22.040 first thing in the morning, I was like, I can't 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:24.480 be bothered with you. But I said nothing because I 0:13:24.480 --> 0:13:26.280 didn't want that to be our first argument. 0:13:26.679 --> 0:13:29.120 So what have you come? That is it? That is 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:30.880 as close as you've come the Veggie Might incident. 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:33.120 Yeah, because in my mind I was thinking, shut up, 0:13:33.800 --> 0:13:34.600 you bothered with this? 0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:36.880 I'm sorry I have to break it to you. He 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:40.400 has definitely wanted There's been moments where he has pulled 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:41.120 back from argument. 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:41.240 Oh. 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:44.400 I have no doubt. Everyone thinks I'm probably the snappy one, 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:46.000 but it's more likely he's going to snap at me 0:13:46.040 --> 0:13:47.800 for saying or doing something stupid. 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:50.440 Your kidding. Now you know I love you, but you Yeah, 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:52.000 it would strike me you'd be the one that would 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:53.000 start the first argument. 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:55.920 No, I wouldn't start it, of course, not because if 0:13:55.960 --> 0:13:59.400 I've got a legitimate Ischuel just you know, yeah, exactly, 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:00.120 that's true. 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:03.080 He's not confrontational like me. I if there's never a 0:14:03.080 --> 0:14:05.959 potential for an argument, I run away. You just face it. 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:08.840 Well, not really. I picked my battles. 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:11.920 But there hasn't been just so honest with each other and. 0:14:12.520 --> 0:14:14.480 There hasn't been a reason to fight. But I've been 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:16.480 chatting with a couple of friends about this, and they've 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:19.720 all pointed out that the first argument is usually not 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:22.960 very serious. It's always some petty shit. Yeah, and so 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:24.840 I feel like that's going to be it. I hope 0:14:24.840 --> 0:14:26.520 it's something really petty that we can look back on 0:14:26.560 --> 0:14:29.160 and laugh at. Like one of my friends his first 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:31.480 fight with his partner was because he didn't share food 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:35.520 and there was like silent treatment going on for days. 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:37.640 And then another friend said that his first fight with 0:14:37.680 --> 0:14:40.040 his boyfriend was because his favorite song was playing and 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:42.440 he kept talking over it and then that escalated of 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:44.200 one of their phonies ended up getting smashed. 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:46.640 Check in on that, I've been like. 0:14:46.600 --> 0:14:48.800 Oh my god, this first argument is going to be 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:51.360 such a big deal. But it could be over absolutely nothing. 0:14:51.480 --> 0:14:53.720 Oh it will be garn of these days I will 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:56.760 snap and say, Sean by fucking peanut butter. 0:14:57.040 --> 0:15:00.840 Yeah, I don't give a shit about your visit affliction. 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:04.360 I'm trying to think about what my first argument or 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:06.800 was it theory? I've just messaged him because I can't remember, 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:09.040 so I've just said remember our first fight. He says, no, 0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:11.960 I don't think so we're perfect and we. 0:15:11.920 --> 0:15:12.680 Know that's not true. 0:15:12.720 --> 0:15:16.040 With your understands, quickly, just call him, let me just 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:16.200 call it. 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:19.520 I want to know because I think because I don't 0:15:19.520 --> 0:15:22.040 feel like you'd be the type to be snappy. 0:15:22.160 --> 0:15:25.160 Now, Hi, we're just doing the pod. How are you good? 0:15:25.520 --> 0:15:27.680 Do I don't remember what our first argument was. 0:15:27.760 --> 0:15:29.360 It can be a really petty one, doesn't have to 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:30.960 be a serious one, not real. 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:32.600 Just like do we argue about mus I feel like 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:34.840 it would have been in the car music maybe. 0:15:34.560 --> 0:15:39.400 Or maybe like maybe something to do with like you 0:15:39.600 --> 0:15:41.520 not liking when I play music in the car. 0:15:41.960 --> 0:15:46.000 Because oh no, it was the sad music. You played 0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:47.400 sad music and I got upsets. 0:15:47.760 --> 0:15:50.200 Oh I think I remember you talking about this sad music. 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:53.000 Yes, I don't like listening to sad music because I 0:15:53.120 --> 0:15:55.080 feel like my life is a film and if sad 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:56.840 music plays, that means that I'm about to die. 0:15:56.880 --> 0:15:58.480 I'm team Hayden because I love sad music. 0:15:58.640 --> 0:15:59.760 No, I love sadness. 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:02.800 It's not even sad, it's honestly got anything slow, Like 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:05.640 I can put on a happy Frank Ocean song and. 0:16:07.400 --> 0:16:09.040 No, I'm with Hayden on that really triggers me. 0:16:09.040 --> 0:16:11.920 Okay, love you and so wait, wait, did you get 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:12.960 genuinely shitty mint? 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:15.640 No, I just told him that I don't like sad 0:16:15.720 --> 0:16:19.360 music because you hung up. You don't have much time 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:23.000 for this podcast a new recent fight, but yeah, I 0:16:23.000 --> 0:16:23.560 would love. 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:25.200 To know anyone listening right now. 0:16:25.200 --> 0:16:25.680 Have you? 0:16:26.280 --> 0:16:26.480 Yes? 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:27.000 You you? 0:16:27.760 --> 0:16:31.280 What was your petty first argument with your partner? Because 0:16:31.320 --> 0:16:33.640 these stories are so funny in hindsight. In the moment, 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:35.560 you're genuinely fearious. But I want to hear what it 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:37.680 was at a couple of miches on Instagram. We might 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:40.080 get them on next week or something you next week. Yeah, 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:44.400 because I'm kind of excited for the first argument with Sean. Yeah, 0:16:45.560 --> 0:16:47.240 I wanted to be something dumb that I can laugh 0:16:47.240 --> 0:16:47.800 about one day. 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:49.560 You're a good arguer, too, like if there was a 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:52.840 sport or oh god, you would win, you'd win, Mitchell, Yes, 0:16:52.880 --> 0:16:55.680 of course, you mean you're fantastic arguing it's not a 0:16:55.720 --> 0:16:56.080 bad thing. 0:16:56.520 --> 0:16:57.200 It's a good thing. 0:16:58.880 --> 0:17:01.360 You should have been. What a shame that ponytail will 0:17:01.360 --> 0:17:03.240 look great? The fucking powers caught a law. 0:17:03.480 --> 0:17:06.760 I object you're listening to. Is it just me? 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:12.320 That's enough of these two? Now let's hear and is 0:17:12.359 --> 0:17:15.400 it just you? Now you can dm as that couple 0:17:15.440 --> 0:17:15.960 of mitches. 0:17:16.440 --> 0:17:17.639 How slick does that sound? 0:17:17.760 --> 0:17:20.439 I will say? The new production the new sound for 0:17:20.520 --> 0:17:22.400 twenty twenty three for season five is hot. 0:17:22.640 --> 0:17:26.240 Oh god. Jenna during one of Mina Mitch's planning meetings 0:17:26.280 --> 0:17:28.840 when he came over to my retirement village, Yeah the 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:31.240 village to him, I was so scared to bring it up. 0:17:31.280 --> 0:17:33.600 I said to him, listen, there's one of our backing 0:17:33.640 --> 0:17:35.679 tracks that we use, and I think I want to 0:17:35.680 --> 0:17:37.600 ditch it, and he goes, I know exactly which one 0:17:37.640 --> 0:17:40.639 you mean. And during three years of this podcast, we'd 0:17:40.680 --> 0:17:43.320 never discussed or admitted to each other that we fucking 0:17:43.359 --> 0:17:45.399 hated this banking track. So it's God for good. We 0:17:45.520 --> 0:17:47.840 both despise find it. It's called gossip Girl. 0:17:48.520 --> 0:17:49.600 I know that one as well. 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:51.240 Do you know which one it is yet? 0:17:51.280 --> 0:17:52.919 But I never wanted to tell Mitchell in case he 0:17:53.000 --> 0:17:55.640 loved it. I hate and then he thought I loved it. 0:17:56.000 --> 0:17:57.920 So then we just sat in silence while we played 0:17:57.920 --> 0:17:58.760 this dumb song. 0:17:58.840 --> 0:18:02.080 But obviously I remember, but we chose that particular backing 0:18:02.119 --> 0:18:04.320 track back in the early days yea ages ago. We 0:18:04.400 --> 0:18:06.320 must have just gotten old so quickly, and nither of 0:18:06.400 --> 0:18:07.399 us brought it up totally. 0:18:07.400 --> 0:18:09.080 This is it, this gossip girl's gym. 0:18:09.119 --> 0:18:14.359 Ready, this is the last time you'll ever hear this 0:18:14.480 --> 0:18:15.400 shit on this podcast. 0:18:15.400 --> 0:18:17.280 Say goodbye to this wisteria life. 0:18:17.320 --> 0:18:20.600 I'm on the Real Housewives. Yes, Gina was so rude 0:18:20.640 --> 0:18:24.720 at dinner last night, she says, Unlady Lark, I can't 0:18:24.720 --> 0:18:27.680 believe the may She spoke to Lydia. 0:18:28.359 --> 0:18:30.879 We just put into yoga. We're ready to do a 0:18:30.960 --> 0:18:31.640 quick workout. 0:18:31.880 --> 0:18:34.960 We were on the seventy oneth floor. Wow. 0:18:37.080 --> 0:18:39.480 So at the art gallery, I said to Jenna, you're 0:18:39.480 --> 0:18:43.080 wearing real fur, like you know what. 0:18:43.119 --> 0:18:45.480 I hate it. It's so great. 0:18:45.520 --> 0:18:50.399 It sounds like Desperate Housewives. Ready, oh yes, previously on 0:18:50.520 --> 0:18:51.560 Desperate Housewives. 0:18:52.280 --> 0:18:56.359 Think, what was that show? Do you remember that show? 0:18:56.400 --> 0:18:59.040 That Betty White was in not Golden Girls when she 0:18:59.160 --> 0:19:03.159 was old. Oh yes, yes, yes, Coyote. And it was 0:19:03.400 --> 0:19:09.160 like it was in Cleveland, something in Cleveland, Cleveland, in Cleveland, Yeah, 0:19:09.240 --> 0:19:12.880 very like previously on Heart in Cleveland. Then they roll 0:19:12.960 --> 0:19:14.720 it part in Cleveland. It's filmed in front of it 0:19:14.840 --> 0:19:16.840 lights through to your ilands. 0:19:17.480 --> 0:19:20.960 It's really good. Oh my god, I will miss it though, 0:19:21.040 --> 0:19:23.920 you know what, I know. TV shows change their theme 0:19:23.960 --> 0:19:26.200 song and they get fan hate so they. 0:19:26.080 --> 0:19:28.040 Have to change it. But they haven't changed the theme song. 0:19:28.280 --> 0:19:31.120 The main theme song is still the same. It's rubbish. 0:19:31.400 --> 0:19:34.440 Mit and I Jenna for hours going through different. 0:19:34.160 --> 0:19:36.080 Tracks, but I think we've landed on a gorgeous new 0:19:36.080 --> 0:19:37.840 backing track. How put it on again? 0:19:38.200 --> 0:19:44.920 Here we go, Oh so much better. It's a bit 0:19:44.920 --> 0:19:48.360 more adult, you know, and we're getting older, we're aging up, 0:19:49.680 --> 0:19:52.080 we have matured. I know Jenna wanted a grand piano 0:19:53.119 --> 0:19:55.600 your age, yes, yes, but we landed on this and 0:19:55.640 --> 0:19:57.920 it's more us. So welcome to the new season five sound. 0:19:57.960 --> 0:20:00.199 I love it. It's time for an easy just you 0:20:00.200 --> 0:20:01.919 of course. Now this is your chance to have an 0:20:01.920 --> 0:20:04.719 iGEM of your own. You can dm us on a 0:20:04.720 --> 0:20:06.919 couple of mitches on Instagram and we'll get you in 0:20:06.960 --> 0:20:08.720 and we'll give you a little prize price QUP. General'll 0:20:08.720 --> 0:20:09.600 send you out something lovely. 0:20:09.680 --> 0:20:11.960 By the way, I did mention, I think the last 0:20:12.000 --> 0:20:14.359 episode of last year, we did say, oh, keep the 0:20:14.520 --> 0:20:17.399 is it just us? Coming to our Instagram over the holidays, 0:20:17.680 --> 0:20:20.920 we forgot to factor in the message requests on Instagram expire. 0:20:21.280 --> 0:20:23.280 Oh fus. So if you sent us and is it 0:20:23.359 --> 0:20:24.880 just you and you didn't hear back from a send 0:20:24.880 --> 0:20:28.280 it again, do they all expired? So totally there's so 0:20:28.320 --> 0:20:30.520 many we're missing. But also can I make a little 0:20:30.520 --> 0:20:34.200 announcement this is the announcement. Yes. As well as our Instagram, 0:20:34.480 --> 0:20:36.800 we've also now got an idjem text line. 0:20:36.920 --> 0:20:40.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's I'm going to say that 0:20:40.720 --> 0:20:42.520 every time every time we talk about I'm in a. 0:20:42.600 --> 0:20:47.240 Hinjim text line. Ah, that's it. So if you want 0:20:47.280 --> 0:20:49.440 to send you is it just you to us on 0:20:49.520 --> 0:20:52.040 Instagram at couple of mitches, we won't miss it there. 0:20:52.400 --> 0:20:53.840 But if you're like, oh, I don't know how to 0:20:53.840 --> 0:20:56.439 work the Instagram, shoot us a text zero four one 0:20:56.520 --> 0:20:59.080 two seven one two oh nine. 0:20:59.000 --> 0:21:02.160 Two Yeah, get in touch. 0:21:02.840 --> 0:21:04.520 Don't ring the number I'm not answering. 0:21:04.600 --> 0:21:09.920 That'd be dumb and fuck it's ring answering. No, I'll 0:21:09.920 --> 0:21:10.280 answer it. 0:21:10.359 --> 0:21:12.760 Yeah, we got a knock you out better answer. 0:21:12.800 --> 0:21:21.639 Hold on, Hello, Dolphin must be calling from a gold coast. 0:21:22.800 --> 0:21:24.200 All right? Shall we do these? It just you the 0:21:24.240 --> 0:21:24.920 first one of the year. 0:21:24.960 --> 0:21:26.280 Yeah, of course. Here we got on the line. 0:21:26.400 --> 0:21:29.800 We have Joshua, who's in South Australia. Is in Adelaide? Hi, Joshi? 0:21:30.960 --> 0:21:33.719 Hey, Hello, Joshua. Did I did I see you at 0:21:33.720 --> 0:21:38.199 my comedy shows in Adelaide last year? Or I no you? 0:21:39.480 --> 0:21:40.560 I had to work. 0:21:42.440 --> 0:21:44.480 Well, I was there for the first time Adelaide, and 0:21:44.520 --> 0:21:45.960 I think I spoke about it in our Little Best 0:21:45.960 --> 0:21:49.679 Bits during the break Little Bonus episodes. Adelaide's beautiful and 0:21:49.720 --> 0:21:52.239 we wouldn't we'd all live there. Would you live there? 0:21:52.240 --> 0:21:53.760 Because Mitch and I said we love Adelaide? 0:21:53.800 --> 0:21:54.760 Yeah, I feel like I would. 0:21:54.920 --> 0:21:57.560 It's very you, It's very sleepy, but in a nice way. Joshua, 0:21:57.640 --> 0:21:58.720 Do you like living down there? 0:21:59.400 --> 0:22:00.280 Yeah? So bad. 0:22:00.359 --> 0:22:04.080 Like I've been here my whole life, like I have 0:22:04.200 --> 0:22:09.240 been to Sney and Melbourne, isn't it Yeah? 0:22:09.600 --> 0:22:12.320 Too busy? I love Adelaide crazy? Yeah true? 0:22:12.359 --> 0:22:14.359 All right, Josh, listen, let's see what you got in 0:22:14.359 --> 0:22:16.480 your tank first? Is it just you of the year? Bradley? 0:22:16.480 --> 0:22:18.280 What can't you in with the orchestra? 0:22:18.440 --> 0:22:19.000 You ready to go? 0:22:19.960 --> 0:22:20.480 No worries? 0:22:20.560 --> 0:22:21.560 Okay, hit it boys? 0:22:23.480 --> 0:22:24.639 Is it just me? 0:22:27.480 --> 0:22:30.880 Do you also know the secrets behind hotel bed sheets 0:22:30.880 --> 0:22:31.399 and towels? 0:22:32.000 --> 0:22:34.960 What the secret behind hotel bed sheets and towels? I 0:22:35.000 --> 0:22:37.080 do not know what. I didn't know there was a secret. 0:22:39.720 --> 0:22:43.879 So in your previous episodes, I believe, like nich Cheery, 0:22:44.200 --> 0:22:48.560 you guys were like, what do you call that? 0:22:48.800 --> 0:22:50.399 I think it was one of your things, better than 0:22:50.440 --> 0:22:52.160 drugs and dick, wasn't it Hotel? 0:22:53.760 --> 0:22:55.359 I love hotel in it because you can blow your 0:22:55.400 --> 0:22:57.720 nose in the tower, you can wipe your actual butthole, 0:22:58.080 --> 0:22:59.760 and then I leave it on the floor and walk 0:22:59.800 --> 0:23:01.639 all over and I've got no respect, and it's not 0:23:01.640 --> 0:23:03.600 being rude. I just know that they're going to be 0:23:03.600 --> 0:23:05.160 steam cleaned in some giant vat. 0:23:05.280 --> 0:23:07.760 That's true. I've never thought about what's occurred to these 0:23:07.840 --> 0:23:09.479 crisp white towels before I use them. 0:23:09.480 --> 0:23:12.480 Oh my Assumpson's character. I like floss between my butchers 0:23:12.800 --> 0:23:13.480 with the towel. 0:23:15.160 --> 0:23:17.320 You go do whatever you like, because they it just 0:23:17.359 --> 0:23:20.840 gets shoved into a red bag and then into a 0:23:20.880 --> 0:23:24.640 cage and then basically gets taken away, like. 0:23:24.880 --> 0:23:27.359 Wait, taken away? And then what what happens? 0:23:28.040 --> 0:23:31.000 Then it all goes down to a laundry service. 0:23:31.640 --> 0:23:34.360 I've got a laundry doll. I've got whites, and they 0:23:34.440 --> 0:23:36.320 are just never as white as they are when they arrive. 0:23:36.359 --> 0:23:37.800 How do they make them that beautiful? 0:23:37.920 --> 0:23:38.120 Yeah? 0:23:38.119 --> 0:23:38.880 What's the secret? 0:23:39.400 --> 0:23:43.040 I have no idea, Like they must go into this 0:23:43.160 --> 0:23:46.440 big white machine machineries, because they go into these companies 0:23:46.440 --> 0:23:47.280 that we order from. 0:23:47.359 --> 0:23:49.920 Do you work in a hotel? I'm assuming are you 0:23:50.000 --> 0:23:52.320 used to? Okay, and there's some sort of third party 0:23:52.320 --> 0:23:53.879 thing you just send the dirty linen off and then 0:23:53.880 --> 0:23:55.080 it comes back squeaky clean. 0:23:55.720 --> 0:23:59.800 Yeah, basically, so you don't know the secret either. No. 0:24:00.080 --> 0:24:02.480 Oh, so okay, you've been a beautiful youth. About time 0:24:03.320 --> 0:24:03.879 I thought you. 0:24:03.960 --> 0:24:07.439 Knew the secret. Josh, Wait, so we're gonna have to 0:24:07.560 --> 0:24:09.679 I'm going to I want to know this. Thanks. Now 0:24:09.680 --> 0:24:11.400 we're gonna have to continue this week after week until 0:24:11.400 --> 0:24:11.960 we get the answer. 0:24:12.040 --> 0:24:13.959 Can you investigate and come back to us? 0:24:14.320 --> 0:24:15.520 Yes, I can do that, Gord. 0:24:15.560 --> 0:24:18.159 Thanks, Josh, will send you a prize, colleagues, Now you 0:24:18.160 --> 0:24:19.959 don't get your fucking prize till we have an answer. 0:24:22.240 --> 0:24:25.600 Well, all right, we'll continue your investigations. Please, I'm going 0:24:25.680 --> 0:24:29.200 to crown you the official investigator. It's a new role 0:24:29.240 --> 0:24:31.639 that we're launching in the new year. You've got the 0:24:31.680 --> 0:24:35.080 gig and all you need to do is uncover the secret. 0:24:35.200 --> 0:24:36.879 Go for the current affair on that ship. 0:24:36.960 --> 0:24:39.919 Yeah, we know, Ali Langon. We could connect you if 0:24:39.920 --> 0:24:42.320 it gets that. If you have people rocking up to 0:24:42.359 --> 0:24:44.399 your house in black vans and they're going this guy's 0:24:44.400 --> 0:24:47.320 getting too close to the tower, secret, we'll call our 0:24:47.480 --> 0:24:52.200 Langdon and we'll back you up. Don't worry, Thanks Josh. 0:24:52.240 --> 0:24:53.680 If you haven't, is it just you of your own 0:24:53.840 --> 0:24:56.320 hit us up DMS, a couple of mitches or else 0:24:56.359 --> 0:24:58.240 you can call us or DMS. Don't call us. Jesus 0:24:58.320 --> 0:25:00.560 Christ texts text us. 0:25:00.440 --> 0:25:03.520 Zero four one two seven one two nine two. Now, 0:25:04.320 --> 0:25:06.200 oh of course the sound effect I forgot. 0:25:06.800 --> 0:25:08.960 It plays naturally. I don't even press the button. It's 0:25:08.960 --> 0:25:10.000 actually it listens. 0:25:10.000 --> 0:25:12.400 It's like serious, Yeah, gotcha. Now don't forget. We've got 0:25:12.400 --> 0:25:15.120 our special guests. Oh I'm so joining us A little 0:25:15.119 --> 0:25:17.560 bit later, but first, so we've got time to squeeze 0:25:17.600 --> 0:25:18.760 in a little quickie girl. 0:25:19.320 --> 0:25:21.679 Yeah, you're ready for a quikie fuck it, let's do 0:25:21.720 --> 0:25:25.000 it week. 0:25:26.560 --> 0:25:30.000 Yeah, just a little quick hit of entertainment stuff. I've 0:25:30.000 --> 0:25:31.439 got a few things I really want to get your 0:25:31.440 --> 0:25:33.520 two cents on that have been during the break. Did 0:25:33.520 --> 0:25:35.440 you see all that shit with Dean Wells. 0:25:35.680 --> 0:25:38.680 What a fucking troll of a man. Oh my god, 0:25:38.680 --> 0:25:41.200 what a fop Deans that he's from married At first sight, 0:25:41.240 --> 0:25:42.800 he was a groom from a couple of years ago. 0:25:42.840 --> 0:25:44.440 Now he's in twenty eighteen, I'm pretty sure. 0:25:44.520 --> 0:25:46.280 Yeah, and your terrible influences disgusting. 0:25:47.600 --> 0:25:52.640 Now, yes, So what's happened there is Dean was outraged 0:25:52.680 --> 0:25:55.359 because there was an event happening in his local area 0:25:55.680 --> 0:25:57.320 where a drag queen was going to be doing a 0:25:57.359 --> 0:26:00.159 story time for kids at a local library, which it 0:26:00.320 --> 0:26:03.160 is so cool. It sounds like very wholesome, gorgeous fun. 0:26:03.200 --> 0:26:06.520 And the drag queen is Charisma Bell, Yes, who. 0:26:06.640 --> 0:26:08.639 I just adore local queen. 0:26:08.760 --> 0:26:08.960 Yeah. 0:26:09.200 --> 0:26:11.560 Remember the first time I went gay clubbing. They filmed 0:26:11.560 --> 0:26:13.919 it for SBS. It was like a little gimmicky thing. 0:26:14.000 --> 0:26:16.760 Let's take the boken Gate kid gay clubb Yeah, Charisma 0:26:16.800 --> 0:26:19.760 Bell could tell that I was shooting myself and so 0:26:19.920 --> 0:26:22.800 she just held me to her busy and I felt safe. 0:26:23.119 --> 0:26:25.400 She's gorgeous. I won't have anyone say a bad word 0:26:25.400 --> 0:26:27.840 about her. But what's happened is Dean's posted on his 0:26:27.880 --> 0:26:30.880 Instagram saying, you know that angle where it's like, I'll 0:26:30.880 --> 0:26:33.840 think of the children. They shouldn't be exposed to sexuality 0:26:33.880 --> 0:26:34.840 and gender whatever. 0:26:35.000 --> 0:26:36.560 So you know what he said that really fucked me off. 0:26:36.560 --> 0:26:39.800 He said, I know gay people. I've met drag queens. 0:26:39.800 --> 0:26:41.560 I've been to gay bars, i think, he said. And 0:26:41.920 --> 0:26:44.359 whenever there's queer people around on drag queens, it's always 0:26:44.400 --> 0:26:47.040 sexual always sexualized. Who goes? So kids should not be 0:26:47.200 --> 0:26:48.399 subjected to that. 0:26:48.720 --> 0:26:50.679 Yeah, but Charisma Bell is not going to go to 0:26:50.680 --> 0:26:53.960 the library and dry hump fucking rainbow fish. 0:26:54.000 --> 0:26:54.840 I'm fulling you away. 0:26:55.040 --> 0:26:57.679 Does Dean think it's the problem. It's just a wholesome 0:26:57.680 --> 0:26:59.640 little thing. She's going to read a storybook to kids. 0:26:59.640 --> 0:27:02.160 It's well pride. There's a lot of queer events happening 0:27:02.200 --> 0:27:03.600 around Sydney, so anyway. 0:27:03.400 --> 0:27:05.320 But also kids love that type of stuff. 0:27:05.560 --> 0:27:06.879 You're dressing up and all. 0:27:06.760 --> 0:27:09.479 That and it's not a world Well first, people have 0:27:09.480 --> 0:27:15.600 been doing drag reading events and performances for kids that they. 0:27:15.480 --> 0:27:16.439 Did it when I was younger. 0:27:16.440 --> 0:27:17.879 I would have loved that. 0:27:17.840 --> 0:27:19.920 Same honestly, save so much time. 0:27:20.240 --> 0:27:22.960 Yes, so Dean has gone with Instagram and has been 0:27:23.000 --> 0:27:25.640 outraged by this and then all of his bloody die 0:27:25.640 --> 0:27:28.080 hard followers, which, by the way, if you're a diehard 0:27:28.119 --> 0:27:31.720 Dean Wells fan, you're obviously such a cockhead reassess. 0:27:32.400 --> 0:27:34.639 Also, also, he was dropped by his management stage addiction. 0:27:34.800 --> 0:27:36.600 Yes, well that you kind of ruined the ending of 0:27:36.640 --> 0:27:39.879 the story. Sorry, now it's all's well that ends well, 0:27:39.920 --> 0:27:41.840 it's been dropped by his management because even they don't 0:27:41.840 --> 0:27:43.760 support his stupid views. But the weird thing is that 0:27:43.840 --> 0:27:46.360 plenty of people do, because he's put out on Instagram 0:27:46.359 --> 0:27:48.960 that he's outraged, and all his bloody fans are ringing 0:27:49.040 --> 0:27:52.199 the local council, their local parliament members. They're apparently going 0:27:52.240 --> 0:27:56.080 to be there might be protests planned at the library. 0:27:55.760 --> 0:27:57.800 On the day of the event because the events still happening, 0:27:57.800 --> 0:28:00.119 And he said all his fucking right wing nut job 0:28:00.440 --> 0:28:03.400 to turn up, anti vaxxer dickheads to turn up and 0:28:03.480 --> 0:28:05.880 to protest the event, and I. 0:28:05.840 --> 0:28:08.679 Will be there with pitchfork fighting them off to defend 0:28:08.800 --> 0:28:10.240 my Charithma Bell. Will you be there? 0:28:10.400 --> 0:28:10.440 No? 0:28:10.600 --> 0:28:10.920 I won't. 0:28:11.040 --> 0:28:12.040 Oh, okay, but like. 0:28:12.240 --> 0:28:14.520 All people, not Charisma Bell, she's gorgeous. 0:28:14.720 --> 0:28:17.280 You know what makes me laugh the fact that he 0:28:17.440 --> 0:28:20.199 thinks a man in a dress with a wig on 0:28:20.520 --> 0:28:24.800 is going to scar children more than angry male protesters. 0:28:24.920 --> 0:28:28.160 Yes, exactly, like a children's library, Like what the fuck? 0:28:28.280 --> 0:28:29.160 Man? 0:28:29.359 --> 0:28:32.920 Like growth? Yes, I knew I didn't like this clown. 0:28:32.960 --> 0:28:34.960 I didn't even watch Married at First Sight because I'm 0:28:35.000 --> 0:28:39.000 not a moron, and I didn't watch it. But I 0:28:39.040 --> 0:28:41.840 remember when I worked here at Kiss, Kyle and Jackie 0:28:41.880 --> 0:28:43.120 O were getting him on, and this is how I 0:28:43.200 --> 0:28:46.040 knew from the get go that Dean's a dog, because 0:28:46.520 --> 0:28:49.040 he was like an hour late for the phone interview, 0:28:49.040 --> 0:28:50.680 and then he came on and he was so arrogant 0:28:50.720 --> 0:28:52.080 that they just hung up and him. They had no 0:28:52.160 --> 0:28:53.280 time for it. Do you want to hear that? 0:28:53.400 --> 0:28:53.520 Oh? 0:28:53.600 --> 0:28:54.120 Yeah, definitely. 0:28:54.200 --> 0:28:55.840 Yeah, this is my first impression of Dean. 0:28:56.360 --> 0:28:59.040 I have to be honest, This Dean guy was supposed 0:28:59.080 --> 0:29:01.200 to be on like for an hour ago, and we've 0:29:01.240 --> 0:29:06.160 been dicked around. Dean Jean where have you been? 0:29:07.840 --> 0:29:08.400 Busy man? 0:29:09.080 --> 0:29:10.800 Your piece of it on one show? 0:29:11.800 --> 0:29:12.520 What happened? 0:29:12.600 --> 0:29:13.240 Where were you? 0:29:13.480 --> 0:29:15.800 We do have a life as well, but what were. 0:29:15.680 --> 0:29:17.400 You doing that? You shoving your ass? 0:29:17.400 --> 0:29:22.840 Shove your showing your ass life and cockhead fuck you 0:29:23.920 --> 0:29:26.360 can get your show. Nothing to do with that show 0:29:26.400 --> 0:29:30.240 over again? Finished, dumb ass losers. 0:29:30.960 --> 0:29:32.920 Couldn't have said it better myself. I was just about 0:29:32.960 --> 0:29:35.560 to say that the tone of the sort of person 0:29:35.560 --> 0:29:36.800 I dealing with. Do you know that he has a 0:29:36.840 --> 0:29:39.560 Patreon account not for nudes and ship just for his 0:29:39.640 --> 0:29:43.440 problematic views. He must know that his views are twisted, 0:29:43.480 --> 0:29:45.479 so he's like, I can't put them out publicly. I'll 0:29:45.480 --> 0:29:47.760 get canceled, so people have to pay to hear my 0:29:47.800 --> 0:29:50.200 stupid opinions. He's just fine, I'm an idiot. 0:29:50.360 --> 0:29:52.440 I'm that dumb. I have to put my content behind 0:29:52.440 --> 0:29:54.280 a paywall. Idiot. 0:29:54.640 --> 0:29:57.680 Maybe we should go to the fucking library and protests back. 0:29:58.200 --> 0:30:01.000 Yeah, good call, I'll find probably too scared to come. 0:30:01.200 --> 0:30:03.360 You love to see that, Jenny, I would. What are 0:30:03.360 --> 0:30:06.520 you going to do? Claw him? Yeah? Always scrabbed. 0:30:06.560 --> 0:30:08.560 We get him going. He's a weird guy. That's probably 0:30:08.600 --> 0:30:09.360 one of his kings. 0:30:10.040 --> 0:30:11.000 No, let's just. 0:30:10.960 --> 0:30:12.560 Never speak of his name again. How about that? That's 0:30:12.600 --> 0:30:14.000 probably the best way to get rid of him. 0:30:14.120 --> 0:30:15.520 I mean, I might bring it up again if there's 0:30:15.520 --> 0:30:18.960 the development. If happens anyway, you just call him dickhead. 0:30:19.160 --> 0:30:21.280 Yeah, that's right, and then we know who we're talking about. 0:30:21.280 --> 0:30:26.640 Dick head Dean. Now, also, have you seen Selena gome As? 0:30:26.640 --> 0:30:28.560 Its documentary came out a couple of months ago, but 0:30:28.600 --> 0:30:29.600 we had yet to debrief. 0:30:29.760 --> 0:30:31.920 I've seen bits and bobs. But I'm a massive Selena fan. 0:30:31.920 --> 0:30:34.000 I fell back in love with her watching Only Murderers 0:30:34.000 --> 0:30:34.520 in the Building. 0:30:35.240 --> 0:30:37.560 That's on my list, my Stella. 0:30:37.600 --> 0:30:39.280 She's so good. I'm so proud of her. 0:30:39.800 --> 0:30:43.600 I've loved Selena since two thousand and eight or something. Yeah, 0:30:43.480 --> 0:30:46.680 this is wavely place when Shadow YouTube channel with Demi 0:30:47.400 --> 0:30:49.360 all of that obsess. 0:30:49.000 --> 0:30:50.560 Yeah, she does talk like she's just been a the 0:30:50.640 --> 0:30:53.280 dentist though, and that is what she thinks. She's like, 0:30:53.320 --> 0:30:54.280 we need to find him murder. 0:30:54.720 --> 0:30:55.000 Oh my. 0:30:56.520 --> 0:30:58.840 Well, look it's documentary. It's called My Mind and Me, 0:30:58.880 --> 0:31:02.160 and it focuses on her mental health. And I'm also 0:31:02.240 --> 0:31:06.200 a big Selena fan. But I have to tread lightly 0:31:06.240 --> 0:31:07.640 around what I'm going to say. Because it is about 0:31:07.680 --> 0:31:09.640 her mental health and like, you know, good on new 0:31:09.680 --> 0:31:12.480 I applaud you for being vulnerable. It was very, very vulnerable. 0:31:13.320 --> 0:31:14.240 Yeah she's got lupus. 0:31:14.480 --> 0:31:17.600 Yes, But there were also parts of the documentary that 0:31:17.640 --> 0:31:22.440 I just thought, shut up, oh stop winching. Like some 0:31:22.680 --> 0:31:26.200 parts I feel like they had the opposite effect where 0:31:26.360 --> 0:31:28.760 it made her look bad. There was this one particular 0:31:28.840 --> 0:31:31.800 scene where she was doing press for her album at 0:31:31.800 --> 0:31:35.600 the time, Rare, and some French journalists was interviewing her. 0:31:36.000 --> 0:31:36.640 I saw this. 0:31:36.800 --> 0:31:39.480 It was one of those like, it wasn't sixty minutes, 0:31:39.480 --> 0:31:41.120 it wasn't an in depth interview. It's one of those 0:31:41.120 --> 0:31:43.320 little three minute BuzzFeed videos you might see. 0:31:43.360 --> 0:31:46.080 And but Selena would sit there like for hours while 0:31:46.080 --> 0:31:48.360 different journalists would come and yeah, and she'd be doing 0:31:48.520 --> 0:31:50.120 hours of exactly junket styles. 0:31:50.160 --> 0:31:52.800 And to be fair, Selena does tor own admission, hates 0:31:52.920 --> 0:31:55.160 having to do that press stuff, hates all the interviews 0:31:55.200 --> 0:31:58.520 and stuff, just finds them so mundane. But this in 0:31:58.560 --> 0:32:01.160 the documentary, this interview she did with the French BuzzFeed 0:32:01.240 --> 0:32:06.000 or whatever, Selena's reaction afterwards was so disproportionate, and I 0:32:06.080 --> 0:32:10.080 don't think it was a good look. I was like, oh, Selena, babe, 0:32:10.080 --> 0:32:11.400 you're being a little bit of a brat. 0:32:11.200 --> 0:32:13.200 Here, right. So this is Selena after the interview. 0:32:13.280 --> 0:32:16.040 Yeah you hear her reaction because it's just a short 0:32:16.040 --> 0:32:18.280 and sweet video for Facebook or whatever. The interviewer kind 0:32:18.320 --> 0:32:20.960 of wraps up abruptly, and Selena didn't like that. 0:32:21.800 --> 0:32:25.680 You're a singer, you're a nectar, you worked into production 0:32:26.160 --> 0:32:26.760 in fashion. 0:32:27.360 --> 0:32:30.080 Is there any other hoped cube would like to try? 0:32:33.200 --> 0:32:35.320 I gotta say I'll do a little bit of all 0:32:35.400 --> 0:32:39.000 of this for a while, but eventually, when it all 0:32:39.040 --> 0:32:42.520 slows down for me, I'm probably going to devote most 0:32:42.560 --> 0:32:44.320 of my life to philanthropy. 0:32:45.080 --> 0:32:46.280 Okay, that's good for me. 0:32:46.920 --> 0:32:52.320 Wow, thank you appreciate it, you know, thank your belt, 0:32:52.360 --> 0:32:57.760 like you really understood, fucking dumbest thanks. 0:32:59.000 --> 0:32:59.520 I'm done. 0:32:59.680 --> 0:33:02.760 I don't do that any that's so. Do you know 0:33:02.760 --> 0:33:06.160 how how like she It makes me feel like, yeah, 0:33:06.640 --> 0:33:10.719 she's asking me questions like good ones, and then she 0:33:10.760 --> 0:33:13.000 didn't even pay attention to what I was saying. 0:33:14.160 --> 0:33:14.720 I don't want to. 0:33:14.720 --> 0:33:15.600 Do that area. 0:33:16.120 --> 0:33:20.720 I feel like a It was like making angry. They 0:33:20.880 --> 0:33:21.440 know what it is. 0:33:21.560 --> 0:33:24.560 It made me feel like I just like I've spent 0:33:24.720 --> 0:33:27.880 years years of my life tried to not be there. 0:33:28.800 --> 0:33:30.960 Also, I'm not a fan of that. 0:33:31.400 --> 0:33:34.920 Yeah, I absolutely get where she's coming from, because like 0:33:35.040 --> 0:33:38.040 it might have been worth a follow up question of philanthropy, 0:33:38.880 --> 0:33:41.320 what sort of philanthropy you know, maybe it was worth 0:33:41.360 --> 0:33:42.680 a follow up question, but it was just meant to 0:33:42.720 --> 0:33:45.360 be a little short and sweet interview, like a fluffy thing, 0:33:45.360 --> 0:33:47.520 which you know, She's right, they are mundane. But I 0:33:47.560 --> 0:33:49.960 was like, babe, calm down, but you don't. 0:33:49.840 --> 0:33:51.840 Know if the interview is being wrapped up. 0:33:53.480 --> 0:33:54.480 That's what I was going to say. 0:33:54.560 --> 0:33:57.840 I'm team Selena here because I think it's okay, Like, 0:33:57.880 --> 0:34:01.680 give her a break. She's probably dealing with pain, she's exhausted, 0:34:01.760 --> 0:34:03.880 she's got a chronic illness. Like the weird thing is. 0:34:03.880 --> 0:34:07.720 Though, like watching that documentary, she is always at her 0:34:07.800 --> 0:34:11.440 best when she's not working, and I'm like, I just think, 0:34:11.920 --> 0:34:13.400 I don't know what if she's going to get a 0:34:13.400 --> 0:34:15.640 trade or something instead, but I just think she can't 0:34:15.719 --> 0:34:18.279 keep doing this job because she always became like not 0:34:18.440 --> 0:34:20.920 good when she was at work, so to speak. You know, 0:34:21.040 --> 0:34:23.759 anything that was required as part of the performing or 0:34:23.800 --> 0:34:26.120 the the interview, shit, all the stuff that comes of 0:34:26.200 --> 0:34:28.239 being a celebrity. She would just get in the most 0:34:28.280 --> 0:34:31.000 foul mood, start snapping at her best friends and stuff 0:34:31.000 --> 0:34:32.160 when they're trying to be supportive. 0:34:32.360 --> 0:34:34.480 She and to go to it, get a TV and 0:34:34.480 --> 0:34:35.719 do childcare. 0:34:35.320 --> 0:34:38.600 Exactly, something like that. It was obviously watching it going, Baby, 0:34:38.600 --> 0:34:40.399 I don't think you'll suited to this industry as much 0:34:40.400 --> 0:34:42.360 as I love the work you put out. Yeah, no, 0:34:42.400 --> 0:34:43.839 I don't think she likes doing it at all. 0:34:43.920 --> 0:34:46.920 She'd still struggle with a job interview. Clearly, Oh god goodness, 0:34:47.120 --> 0:34:52.200 men really understood that I was back at Disney. It's like, 0:34:52.200 --> 0:34:52.920 that's not how you get. 0:34:52.760 --> 0:34:54.759 A job, baby, I know. And the whole Disney thing. 0:34:54.800 --> 0:34:57.120 I'm like, I get it. You were triggered. I can't 0:34:57.160 --> 0:34:59.279 you know police how you react to things. But I 0:34:59.320 --> 0:35:00.960 was also just it's like, shut up. 0:35:02.360 --> 0:35:03.279 And it's still my number one. 0:35:03.320 --> 0:35:05.000 I love her so much, Oh absolutely, I still it 0:35:05.040 --> 0:35:07.480 tore her. And finally, I need to hear your thoughts 0:35:07.800 --> 0:35:10.239 on Banna's Super Bowl performance. What did we think? 0:35:10.680 --> 0:35:14.319 Oh? I thought it was amazing. I think, yeah, of 0:35:14.320 --> 0:35:17.560 course I did. You were easily impressed, So I didn't 0:35:17.800 --> 0:35:19.640 let me tell you I'm up to date because Hayden 0:35:19.719 --> 0:35:22.600 is obsessed with the Super Bowl halftime performance. Same He 0:35:22.640 --> 0:35:25.000 credits his what he lost about twenty kilos when he 0:35:25.040 --> 0:35:27.759 was as sixteen seventeen eighteen. He credits it to watching 0:35:27.800 --> 0:35:30.560 all the Super Bowl performances and dancing to them, and 0:35:30.600 --> 0:35:33.080 he really run to them. He knows them all off behalf. 0:35:32.840 --> 0:35:34.360 Like his own little diy Zumba. 0:35:34.480 --> 0:35:37.480 Yeah, you know Jane Fonder and in the eighteen hundred 0:35:37.800 --> 0:35:39.759 dance it is. He had the Super Bowls so he 0:35:39.960 --> 0:35:41.880 made me watch them all the night before, so I 0:35:42.000 --> 0:35:44.479 was very up to date. So I watched Rihanna and yeah, 0:35:44.560 --> 0:35:48.040 I think it was what didn't have the production elements 0:35:48.120 --> 0:35:50.839 or the umph that others had, but it was very her, 0:35:50.920 --> 0:35:51.919 which is what I liked. 0:35:52.040 --> 0:35:54.319 Oh well, I hate people saying that it's very her. 0:35:54.400 --> 0:35:57.080 I'm like, what do you mean underwhelming? You think she's underwhelming? No, 0:35:57.320 --> 0:36:00.160 because people often say, oh, you know, Rihanna's up there 0:36:00.200 --> 0:36:02.240 with the Beyonces of the world, and I'm like, Beyonce 0:36:02.360 --> 0:36:04.520 would never half past a performance like that. 0:36:04.840 --> 0:36:07.759 No, she was pregnant, for God's sake, I know, but 0:36:07.800 --> 0:36:10.360 that's not a disability. No, but she's in a second 0:36:10.360 --> 0:36:11.480 trimester for goodness. 0:36:11.520 --> 0:36:13.200 Say, by the way, I watched it, and I had 0:36:13.239 --> 0:36:14.320 no idea she was pregnant. 0:36:14.520 --> 0:36:17.359 Really well, she I think she really needed to put 0:36:17.440 --> 0:36:19.280 up like tell people she's pregnant, because after. 0:36:19.080 --> 0:36:22.040 All she was she was doing like feeling her belly in. 0:36:22.719 --> 0:36:24.880 Nope, people were like, oh, you can see that she 0:36:25.000 --> 0:36:28.000 was like stroking her baby bump. No, she literally brushed 0:36:28.040 --> 0:36:30.080 past it for zero point five of a second. 0:36:30.160 --> 0:36:32.360 It wasn't clear enough. I wanted her to have a 0:36:32.440 --> 0:36:35.400 velcrow tummy on and then pull it off and then 0:36:35.480 --> 0:36:37.080 have like a it's a boy or it's a girl. 0:36:37.160 --> 0:36:39.360 Do you remember Beyonce's pregnantc announcement. She stood there on 0:36:39.400 --> 0:36:41.439 stage for like a minute thirty just rubbing and going 0:36:41.520 --> 0:36:43.800 yeah with Rihanna. 0:36:43.840 --> 0:36:46.600 A few days before the performance, she gave an interview 0:36:46.600 --> 0:36:49.320 and said that she was going to introduce a special Yes. 0:36:49.360 --> 0:36:52.479 My favorite part was all the tiktoks after the guy 0:36:52.480 --> 0:36:54.360 almost falling off the platform. You know how she was 0:36:54.400 --> 0:36:57.160 on four little platforms that were hung in the sky. Yeah, 0:36:57.239 --> 0:36:59.080 that looked like a Super Mario car. 0:36:59.239 --> 0:37:02.040 That was daring. That was during the last long time 0:37:02.239 --> 0:37:03.359 I taste of that. Please. 0:37:03.440 --> 0:37:05.640 Yeah, this is the halftime show. If you missed out. 0:37:07.200 --> 0:37:09.120 To be fair. I was watching her, I didn't notice 0:37:09.120 --> 0:37:10.000 some guy nearly fell off. 0:37:10.040 --> 0:37:10.239 Yeah. 0:37:10.239 --> 0:37:12.160 So when she started this, she was on the middle platform. 0:37:12.200 --> 0:37:16.160 She was being risen above the stadium. The dancers on 0:37:16.200 --> 0:37:19.080 the left and right were doing Cory and he almost 0:37:19.120 --> 0:37:21.400 fell off the platform to his desk. 0:37:21.680 --> 0:37:22.120 Notice that. 0:37:22.200 --> 0:37:23.680 Yeah, it's all over. TikTok. 0:37:23.920 --> 0:37:26.360 I posted an Instagram story of me watching the Super 0:37:26.360 --> 0:37:28.480 Bowl and I said, oh my god, that stage is 0:37:28.520 --> 0:37:30.319 a bit shaky. Bub she doesn't look scared at all. 0:37:30.360 --> 0:37:32.719 And someone replied to me, just someone who follows me 0:37:32.760 --> 0:37:35.920 and said, oh, my brother was the production manager and 0:37:35.960 --> 0:37:38.440 designed those stages. And I said to him, he's a 0:37:38.480 --> 0:37:40.600 bit dumb, so she could easily die. I'm not bailing 0:37:40.640 --> 0:37:42.600 him out if he killed Rihanna. 0:37:42.680 --> 0:37:44.480 You know what I loved. I loved that Halfway through 0:37:44.480 --> 0:37:48.319 the performance, massive massive boss energy, she goes, yeah, fuck 0:37:48.400 --> 0:37:50.919 paying ten million dollars for a Feny beauty commercial, which 0:37:50.960 --> 0:37:53.360 is how much ads and commercials cost. During the Super Bowl, 0:37:53.800 --> 0:37:55.719 she just gets out one of her powders, puts it 0:37:55.800 --> 0:37:57.160 on her face and it was. 0:37:57.120 --> 0:38:00.560 The quickest quickest product placement ever. It's not like it 0:38:00.600 --> 0:38:02.239 was in your face. It was a really quick you know, 0:38:02.400 --> 0:38:03.240 just pout on my face. 0:38:03.360 --> 0:38:03.560 Yep. 0:38:03.680 --> 0:38:05.359 And then what was it like eight hundred and eighty 0:38:05.440 --> 0:38:07.920 three percent rise in Google searches beauty. 0:38:08.000 --> 0:38:10.560 Yeah, and they equated that to about six million dollars 0:38:10.600 --> 0:38:13.560 in sales for that night only. Fucking hell, she's a genius. 0:38:13.640 --> 0:38:15.440 Mean, while you've got Christiana over there, like, how do 0:38:15.520 --> 0:38:18.000 I get Kylie into the seat bar? How do I 0:38:18.000 --> 0:38:18.880 get her into before me? 0:38:19.680 --> 0:38:22.840 Ashians do stand there with a microphone tell people to 0:38:22.840 --> 0:38:25.480 get off their fucking asses and a word to punters. 0:38:25.520 --> 0:38:28.439 They're watching football? Did you see that the halftime show 0:38:28.520 --> 0:38:31.319 got more viewers by about three million than the actual game. 0:38:31.680 --> 0:38:34.319 Well that makes total sense to me, totally. Who was 0:38:34.320 --> 0:38:35.839 playing at the Super Bowl? 0:38:36.360 --> 0:38:40.160 The Sharks Philadelphia, and it was the Eagles and the 0:38:40.719 --> 0:38:41.839 and it was the Warrantines. 0:38:42.320 --> 0:38:45.080 You could say anything and I'd say, sure, I'll take 0:38:45.080 --> 0:38:46.440 your word for it. You could be like, ah, the 0:38:46.480 --> 0:38:50.919 pandas and the lower keats, yeah, the chicken grubs, Yeah, 0:38:50.920 --> 0:38:54.240 they really well. But anyway back to Rihanna, no costume changes. 0:38:54.840 --> 0:38:56.680 She didn't actually look like she wanted to be there 0:38:56.719 --> 0:38:59.160 that much. I have a theory that she's just made 0:38:59.160 --> 0:39:01.000 so much money from the fenty shit that She's like, 0:39:01.040 --> 0:39:01.880 I don't need to do this. 0:39:02.000 --> 0:39:03.040 She's a billionaire. 0:39:03.120 --> 0:39:05.560 She's probably just like, why do I need to work 0:39:05.600 --> 0:39:07.440 so hard to prove myself as a musician when I've 0:39:07.480 --> 0:39:09.239 done that and now I've moved on to something else. 0:39:09.280 --> 0:39:11.160 Well, she wasn't paid for it, She did it for free. 0:39:11.200 --> 0:39:14.359 Did it purely for exposure. Same with Beyonce and Katy Peer. 0:39:14.520 --> 0:39:15.160 It's most of them. 0:39:15.239 --> 0:39:17.720 Yeah, yeah, I think you're exposure. 0:39:17.760 --> 0:39:20.120 I think they get paid something, but it's not nearly 0:39:20.360 --> 0:39:23.000 enough to actually put on the performance, so they end 0:39:23.080 --> 0:39:24.799 up being out of pocket anyway. But they still do it. 0:39:24.840 --> 0:39:26.279 Well. I watched all of them, like I said, and 0:39:26.360 --> 0:39:28.960 Katie's was amazing. Katy Perry's was really good still to 0:39:29.000 --> 0:39:30.080 this day, highest viewed. 0:39:30.480 --> 0:39:31.120 Really you sure? 0:39:31.200 --> 0:39:33.880 Yeah? Hers is the highest viewed halftime boll halftime support. 0:39:34.120 --> 0:39:36.440 You must have overtaken Gaga because last night I saw 0:39:36.520 --> 0:39:39.040 Gaga was the most viewed, like in total, including the 0:39:39.040 --> 0:39:40.600 TV ratings, the YouTube everything. 0:39:40.760 --> 0:39:43.800 Maybe of course the Gaga fans like including all crickets 0:39:44.680 --> 0:39:46.759 that have two eyes and flies have nine eyes, and 0:39:46.800 --> 0:39:49.040 they watched it, so she has four billion views. 0:39:49.200 --> 0:39:51.640 But I love Katy Perry as you know, I'll fight 0:39:51.760 --> 0:39:54.520 to the death in jeering her floppyra even but I 0:39:54.560 --> 0:39:56.919 didn't think her thing was as good as gagas because 0:39:56.960 --> 0:39:59.440 I don't think you need to bring out guests like 0:39:59.560 --> 0:40:01.160 Katie per He brought out Missy Elliott and I was like, 0:40:01.239 --> 0:40:02.680 fuck off, hold on the stage. 0:40:02.719 --> 0:40:05.319 Hayden taught me all this in our education session that 0:40:05.360 --> 0:40:07.279 it was became the thing to bring out guests, like 0:40:07.320 --> 0:40:08.399 everyone would bring out guests. 0:40:08.400 --> 0:40:10.040 I don't think it needs to because Gaga did not 0:40:10.080 --> 0:40:10.600 need a guest. 0:40:11.120 --> 0:40:13.239 This is what happened. So it became a thing when 0:40:13.480 --> 0:40:17.120 justin Timberlake brought out Janet Jackson and showed her TP. Yeah, 0:40:17.160 --> 0:40:19.440 that's the whole thing. So then everyone started bringing out guests. 0:40:19.520 --> 0:40:21.680 But when Beyonce did it, she's like, I don't need 0:40:21.719 --> 0:40:24.560 no guess maybe just you know, Destiny's Child, and that 0:40:24.680 --> 0:40:26.680 was it. And then every artist after was like, well, 0:40:26.719 --> 0:40:28.760 Beyonce didn't bring anyone, so I'm not going to bring anyone. 0:40:28.760 --> 0:40:30.800 So then it created the trend of no guests because 0:40:30.800 --> 0:40:31.800 Beyonce's a trendsend. 0:40:31.920 --> 0:40:33.840 Yeah, what about that year where I don't even know 0:40:33.880 --> 0:40:35.879 who the performer was and who the guests were. It's 0:40:35.960 --> 0:40:39.040 like the most random clusterfuck of people. There was Bruno, Mars, 0:40:39.080 --> 0:40:41.560 Beyonce and Coldplay. I was like, whose show was it? 0:40:41.640 --> 0:40:43.200 And who invited? Who went too the show? 0:40:43.280 --> 0:40:46.239 Okay, hold on, Jennifer Lopez and Shakira two hundred and 0:40:46.239 --> 0:40:50.480 sixty million YouTube views to sixty So Shakira is the 0:40:50.680 --> 0:40:53.200 number one. Yeah, oh so we were both. 0:40:53.840 --> 0:40:55.480 I could have sworn with gagays. I got a sub 0:40:55.560 --> 0:40:58.040 using Lady Gaga fan accounts on Twitter and my fucking 0:40:58.200 --> 0:41:02.200 saws information, which is like, have you heard of COVID? Yeah? 0:41:02.200 --> 0:41:05.359 Where'd you hear about? About four years later, bub fans 0:41:05.360 --> 0:41:09.160 are really concerned about something having in Wilmart Is it. 0:41:09.160 --> 0:41:09.520 Just me. 0:41:11.960 --> 0:41:16.200 Listening on Spotify? I'm doing forget to leave a five star? 0:41:17.480 --> 0:41:19.680 All right, it's time for the big guests that I've 0:41:19.680 --> 0:41:23.400 been mentioning the whole episode. Jenna and I are quite excited. 0:41:23.520 --> 0:41:26.239 So last year how this came about. We got an 0:41:26.280 --> 0:41:30.400 all staff email that just made mine and Jennis Jaws drop. 0:41:30.719 --> 0:41:33.640 It was one of those emails announcing a new staff member, 0:41:34.080 --> 0:41:37.919 and it basically said, oh please, welcome to Power Friend, 0:41:37.920 --> 0:41:40.279 which is one of the stations that Kiss owns. A 0:41:40.280 --> 0:41:43.799 brand new radio announcer. Her name is l j as 0:41:43.840 --> 0:41:48.720 in Lara Jean Marshall, who played Lisa on The Saddle Club. 0:41:51.520 --> 0:41:51.880 Come On. 0:41:52.960 --> 0:41:56.040 Jenna and I were big Saddle Club fangirls and we 0:41:56.040 --> 0:41:58.480 were children, and so we thought, should we just like 0:41:58.880 --> 0:42:02.400 shoot her a quick emailing her internal work address and 0:42:02.480 --> 0:42:05.359 they want to come on the podcast and we did 0:42:05.400 --> 0:42:08.640 and she said sure, So here she is today, Lara 0:42:08.719 --> 0:42:10.759 Jean Marshall, Welcome to Is it just me? 0:42:11.000 --> 0:42:11.160 Hi? 0:42:11.239 --> 0:42:11.600 Lara? 0:42:11.880 --> 0:42:12.040 Hi? 0:42:12.200 --> 0:42:12.439 God? 0:42:13.320 --> 0:42:15.600 Does that song bring back good memories or bad memories? 0:42:15.640 --> 0:42:16.240 This song. 0:42:17.880 --> 0:42:19.480 Mixed memories? Yeah, I have. 0:42:19.640 --> 0:42:22.480 I remember hearing you know, people you know say it, 0:42:22.760 --> 0:42:24.440 say it and sing it down the road to me, 0:42:24.560 --> 0:42:27.200 and I thought, yeah, yeah, I know, and you know, 0:42:27.280 --> 0:42:28.879 they'd ask me to do the moves and I. 0:42:28.840 --> 0:42:30.160 Have like moves to go home. 0:42:31.480 --> 0:42:33.759 But then it brings back the beautiful memories of just 0:42:33.800 --> 0:42:36.040 being a kid and being with the girls and around 0:42:36.080 --> 0:42:36.640 the horses. 0:42:36.719 --> 0:42:37.560 So it was lovely. 0:42:37.960 --> 0:42:40.280 Did they tell you before you sort of got casts 0:42:40.320 --> 0:42:41.840 on the show that you'd be required to sing the 0:42:41.880 --> 0:42:43.080 bloody opening theme song? 0:42:43.600 --> 0:42:43.920 No. 0:42:44.840 --> 0:42:47.560 I went into it like not knowing you know, how 0:42:47.560 --> 0:42:50.560 big it was going to be or anything. And yeah, 0:42:50.600 --> 0:42:52.759 the albums came later, we had albums. 0:42:52.840 --> 0:42:54.000 I loved the album. 0:42:54.160 --> 0:42:55.799 Yeah, I know this is kind of weird that right 0:42:55.840 --> 0:42:58.359 now we're just talking as to adults, but it's weird 0:42:58.400 --> 0:43:00.320 to know that as a child, I had like posts 0:43:00.360 --> 0:43:04.160 of you and CDs. There were multiple multiple albums. They 0:43:04.160 --> 0:43:06.000 saw a real cash grab there. Hold on. 0:43:06.280 --> 0:43:08.839 So I hate no disrespect Laura, but I have never 0:43:08.880 --> 0:43:12.600 seen it's a saddle club. And I just was not 0:43:12.640 --> 0:43:15.279 a horseboy, more into Pokemon and no offense to you. 0:43:15.360 --> 0:43:18.319 I love what you did with the animals, but you 0:43:18.360 --> 0:43:19.840 were made to write albums. 0:43:20.239 --> 0:43:22.840 Yeah, we didn't write them, but obviously there's other people 0:43:22.840 --> 0:43:25.640 who wrote them for us, and we ended up with 0:43:25.680 --> 0:43:31.120 like three gold albums and we sung around every Westfield. 0:43:30.360 --> 0:43:33.080 Yes, yeah, we do. 0:43:33.280 --> 0:43:36.120 Like the whole signing and having the microphone. We had 0:43:36.120 --> 0:43:37.880 those headsets where they were like that and they're like, 0:43:38.440 --> 0:43:43.440 you know Ricky Well, yeah, Brittany Britney vibes. Yeah, there's 0:43:43.520 --> 0:43:46.120 quite some weird instances as well, when you know, I'd 0:43:46.160 --> 0:43:48.600 be going up an escalator and someone would just reach 0:43:48.680 --> 0:43:52.120 for my hair, Like very weird things happening at these centers. 0:43:52.320 --> 0:43:55.319 But yeah, it was a lot of fun, a lot 0:43:55.320 --> 0:43:55.640 of fun. 0:43:55.680 --> 0:43:57.200 And I suppose even to this day, you get a 0:43:57.200 --> 0:43:59.000 lot of people like us who were still after all 0:43:59.080 --> 0:44:02.080 these years, like, holy fuck, it's Lisa from the Saddle Club. 0:44:02.200 --> 0:44:03.600 Oh my god, Lisa. 0:44:03.640 --> 0:44:05.800 I can't tell you that with the EXE not Lisa. 0:44:05.960 --> 0:44:07.520 Oh sorry, sorry. 0:44:08.239 --> 0:44:12.080 Lara got a ride Laura and Ilse called me Lisa. 0:44:12.160 --> 0:44:14.279 This week, we had we had a guy come in 0:44:14.320 --> 0:44:17.960 and doing an interview and he actually had this bargain 0:44:18.080 --> 0:44:21.480 at work with his mates and they're all putting their 0:44:21.560 --> 0:44:23.440 loves of their lives on the wall or something, and 0:44:23.440 --> 0:44:25.239 there was like Marca, Robbie, there was something else, and 0:44:25.440 --> 0:44:27.200 there was Lisa from the Subtle Club. So he actually 0:44:27.200 --> 0:44:29.120 came in and on an interview and he's like, can 0:44:29.160 --> 0:44:31.560 I hug you? Can I give you a hug? And 0:44:31.560 --> 0:44:34.040 I was like, yeah, sure. And he's the same age 0:44:34.040 --> 0:44:34.479 as mate. 0:44:34.640 --> 0:44:37.279 So I love that. I'm telling you one of these 0:44:37.280 --> 0:44:38.719 it's it's one of those things that sticks with you 0:44:38.760 --> 0:44:40.759 if you're obsessed with it as a child. Even though 0:44:40.760 --> 0:44:42.520 I'm not obsessed with the Saddle Club now, it just 0:44:42.600 --> 0:44:44.160 kind of sticks with you. I'm like, oh my god, 0:44:44.200 --> 0:44:46.759 it's Lisa. You also don't look like you've aged that much, but. 0:44:49.080 --> 0:44:51.840 Oh, thank you. It must be my mum's skin. 0:44:52.239 --> 0:44:55.440 Yeah maybe. So wait, can you did you know how 0:44:55.480 --> 0:44:57.359 to ride a horse when you got cast on the show? 0:44:57.440 --> 0:44:59.600 Was that how you got cast? 0:44:59.719 --> 0:45:01.120 No? Oh no, not at all. 0:45:01.880 --> 0:45:06.960 So basically I Keenan actually got her role first, who 0:45:07.000 --> 0:45:11.879 played Carol, and I got my role and then they said, okay, 0:45:11.920 --> 0:45:13.640 we're going to try and you up with the Lord 0:45:13.680 --> 0:45:16.680 of the Rings trainers for a month, and so we 0:45:16.760 --> 0:45:17.080 did that. 0:45:18.239 --> 0:45:20.040 The Lord of the Rings train as well, I guess 0:45:20.040 --> 0:45:21.719 because they were big in the horse department at that 0:45:22.120 --> 0:45:23.520 point in time. Those movies were big. 0:45:23.920 --> 0:45:25.480 Yeah, and Lord of the Rings is going on at 0:45:25.520 --> 0:45:28.000 the same time. So I was in love with orlandra Bloom. 0:45:28.080 --> 0:45:32.320 So one of the guys actually grabbed his signature for me. 0:45:33.400 --> 0:45:33.920 I love you. 0:45:34.640 --> 0:45:35.440 Yeah. 0:45:35.880 --> 0:45:38.160 Can I just point something out, Mitchell that Jenna is 0:45:38.200 --> 0:45:41.040 actually skewing a little saddle club today herself. 0:45:41.680 --> 0:45:43.839 Did you put on this outfit knowing that you were 0:45:43.840 --> 0:45:46.239 going to be chatting to Lara today because you're very 0:45:46.239 --> 0:45:46.480 thought of. 0:45:46.880 --> 0:45:50.080 It's a dryser bone pink shirt, You've got horse flies 0:45:50.120 --> 0:45:53.239 surrounding what's going on? And she's got a salt leg 0:45:53.320 --> 0:45:53.840 on the desk. 0:45:54.040 --> 0:45:58.440 Clara, I know, well, you know she's got that ponytail 0:45:58.480 --> 0:46:00.879 as well, like at least always had a pony tail, 0:46:00.920 --> 0:46:02.480 So she's looking more Lisa than I am. 0:46:02.640 --> 0:46:04.400 And I also don't think that you two have discussed 0:46:04.400 --> 0:46:06.880 how bigger fans you actually were. So Mitch, you had posters, 0:46:07.040 --> 0:46:08.640 Jenna went to all the meat and greets, Like, how 0:46:08.680 --> 0:46:10.480 intense were you guys into this show when it was 0:46:10.760 --> 0:46:11.400 at its peak? 0:46:11.560 --> 0:46:14.719 It was just like my favorite show, my sister's favorite show. 0:46:14.719 --> 0:46:17.600 We loved it, and it was always starting as we 0:46:17.640 --> 0:46:19.600 got home from school because I was a country kid, 0:46:19.640 --> 0:46:21.680 so the bus took forever, and if the bus was 0:46:21.760 --> 0:46:23.839 running late, I'd get so antsy. I'm like, oh fuck, 0:46:23.880 --> 0:46:26.160 it's already started. I'm missing the start of the Saddle Club. 0:46:26.719 --> 0:46:28.279 And I'd do that thing where I'd tape it on 0:46:28.280 --> 0:46:31.560 a blank VHS. Yeah, I would tape the Saddle Club. 0:46:31.719 --> 0:46:34.839 Yeah, I know, because we have videos. Like I saw 0:46:34.920 --> 0:46:38.359 the tapes too. It's ridiculous now, It's like, how would 0:46:38.360 --> 0:46:39.319 we even watch that stuff? 0:46:39.719 --> 0:46:41.200 Were you the same, Janna? Were you obsessed? Did you 0:46:41.280 --> 0:46:41.800 have posters? 0:46:41.920 --> 0:46:44.319 I loved the Saddle Club and the Saddle Club made 0:46:44.400 --> 0:46:46.040 me want to learn how to ride a horse. 0:46:46.360 --> 0:46:46.520 You. 0:46:46.640 --> 0:46:47.239 Yes, I did. 0:46:47.280 --> 0:46:49.200 I did a questrian and show John did not. 0:46:49.840 --> 0:46:53.560 Why does Jenna have least secret backstone yet, Lara, Jenna's 0:46:53.600 --> 0:46:54.800 a type of person. I'm like, oh, I've got to 0:46:54.800 --> 0:46:56.440 go get an ingro and tone our removed. She's like, 0:46:56.480 --> 0:46:56.800 I'll do it. 0:46:56.840 --> 0:46:58.800 I've got a p dietary ticket. 0:46:58.880 --> 0:46:58.960 What. 0:46:59.320 --> 0:47:02.120 Yeah, like a Jenny, You're just a woman after my 0:47:02.160 --> 0:47:02.640 own heart. 0:47:03.880 --> 0:47:05.759 Well, Jenna's an nepotism baby, so she had a very 0:47:05.760 --> 0:47:07.359 big house growing up, so she would have had her 0:47:07.360 --> 0:47:11.160 own stables. She is. She's an nepotism baby, and so 0:47:11.200 --> 0:47:13.120 she's very wealthy, so she had an estate. So it 0:47:13.160 --> 0:47:14.680 makes sense, Mitchell, we should have put the two into 0:47:14.719 --> 0:47:16.960 it together that she would stable state, so, you. 0:47:17.000 --> 0:47:21.439 Know, not a nepo baby. So you you said, Mitch 0:47:21.480 --> 0:47:23.439 that you never really watched The Thato Club, right, never. 0:47:23.520 --> 0:47:25.640 My sisters did, but I never watched it, and I'm gay. 0:47:25.680 --> 0:47:27.600 I don't know why I didn't watch it. Like I was, 0:47:27.760 --> 0:47:30.560 I was trying to indoctrinate myself into straight culture. I'm like, 0:47:30.600 --> 0:47:32.759 I've got to like Pokemon and you ge Oh, but 0:47:32.800 --> 0:47:34.680 I really should have been watching Saddle Club. 0:47:34.719 --> 0:47:37.080 Okay, Well I did dig up an old scene from 0:47:37.160 --> 0:47:39.319 back in the day, a scene that Lara would have done. 0:47:39.360 --> 0:47:42.360 It was Lisa arguing with her mother about whether or 0:47:42.480 --> 0:47:44.759 not she was going to boarding school. Her mother's trying 0:47:44.800 --> 0:47:46.600 to pull her out of Pine Hollow. She won't be 0:47:46.600 --> 0:47:48.320 part of that club. You're off to boarding school? 0:47:48.400 --> 0:47:50.399 Disgusting. All right, here's a saddle club. Here's a little 0:47:50.400 --> 0:47:51.640 trip down memory lane, Lara. 0:47:52.880 --> 0:47:54.560 I just concerned about your priorities. 0:47:55.000 --> 0:47:59.760 I know you're right. I shouldn't be putting riding before 0:47:59.840 --> 0:48:00.359 her work. 0:48:01.080 --> 0:48:04.560 A study harder, I promise, But I can do that 0:48:04.600 --> 0:48:05.560 without leaving. 0:48:06.480 --> 0:48:08.839 Please, I totally belong here. 0:48:09.360 --> 0:48:10.879 You mate, your friend Tony. 0:48:11.880 --> 0:48:15.200 Not like Stephe and Carroll. They're my best friends. Still, 0:48:15.600 --> 0:48:17.960 they're always left me no matter what. 0:48:19.640 --> 0:48:23.000 Well can she say? 0:48:23.640 --> 0:48:24.080 Okay? 0:48:24.480 --> 0:48:27.280 All right, yeah I'm staying. 0:48:27.960 --> 0:48:32.520 Let's celebrate. How right? Okay? 0:48:32.520 --> 0:48:32.800 Hold on? 0:48:33.160 --> 0:48:35.120 So half into the sunset on the horse. 0:48:35.200 --> 0:48:37.359 I haven't seen the show, Lara, but is that how 0:48:37.400 --> 0:48:41.279 every confrontation was sold in the saddle club. She's got 0:48:41.280 --> 0:48:43.880 debilitating Maya grains and she no, No, you know what 0:48:43.880 --> 0:48:51.160 we need to do right? Makes us doesn't sleepy hollows flooded? 0:48:51.440 --> 0:48:57.359 You know what we need to do right? Does that 0:48:57.440 --> 0:48:59.400 bring back memories, Lara, you were such a cutie. 0:49:00.160 --> 0:49:01.160 Oh, thank you. 0:49:02.040 --> 0:49:06.920 Yeah, it does bring memories, and yeah, they're very heartwarming memories. 0:49:06.960 --> 0:49:08.360 And I kind of remember what I was doing on 0:49:08.400 --> 0:49:10.200 the day, but I look back to the faces I 0:49:10.239 --> 0:49:13.000 was pulling, and it was always like this, I've always 0:49:13.080 --> 0:49:13.279 just have. 0:49:13.400 --> 0:49:16.640 This was always just a little bit concerned, wasn't she? 0:49:16.840 --> 0:49:18.839 Yeah she was not always confused. 0:49:20.280 --> 0:49:23.520 You know, I just always confused or you know, constipated either. 0:49:24.120 --> 0:49:26.879 Yes, I can relate to that. I got to say, though, 0:49:26.880 --> 0:49:29.279 I wouldn't have picked Lisa to turn out with this 0:49:29.440 --> 0:49:32.400 gorgeous radio voice of Don't You Read? 0:49:34.120 --> 0:49:36.160 And this is what I got excited because these two 0:49:36.200 --> 0:49:38.840 love Saddle Club. I'm a radio nerd, like I'm obsessed 0:49:38.840 --> 0:49:41.040 with radio through and through, and then hearing that you've 0:49:41.040 --> 0:49:44.600 got the Breaky show on Power FM is so exciting 0:49:44.640 --> 0:49:46.359 to me. So how did that come about? Did you 0:49:46.440 --> 0:49:48.759 love radio? Did you fall into it? Did you get 0:49:48.760 --> 0:49:49.400 off of the gig? 0:49:50.040 --> 0:49:50.959 Well, guys, I. 0:49:50.880 --> 0:49:53.360 Know that you're you've been in radio for for a 0:49:53.400 --> 0:49:57.560 long time, but I'm very new to radios. So you know, 0:49:57.600 --> 0:50:01.719 I gave up acting maybe two years ago, and then 0:50:02.520 --> 0:50:07.719 my first job out of journalism school. 0:50:07.680 --> 0:50:08.640 Was the news. 0:50:08.719 --> 0:50:11.680 So I was in Hamilton, in the middle of nowhere, 0:50:12.440 --> 0:50:17.239 surrounded by just liquor stores and pubs everywhere, and I 0:50:17.280 --> 0:50:18.480 was doing the news around there. 0:50:18.520 --> 0:50:20.800 But it was really lovely because I got to connect 0:50:20.800 --> 0:50:22.520 with the community. And then I kind of fell in 0:50:22.560 --> 0:50:23.200 love with radio. 0:50:23.239 --> 0:50:26.200 I kept him falling in love with interviewing people and 0:50:26.239 --> 0:50:27.560 connecting with people. 0:50:28.000 --> 0:50:29.839 Can you give us a little peak at your news 0:50:29.840 --> 0:50:31.160 three to voice? I want to hear that. 0:50:33.560 --> 0:50:36.360 It's Laura Jan Marshall and it's News Today and on 0:50:36.480 --> 0:50:38.960 the ble Oh. 0:50:38.480 --> 0:50:40.360 Jack, that was really good. 0:50:40.880 --> 0:50:43.040 I love I don't know, I'd have to remember one 0:50:43.040 --> 0:50:47.520 of the little bulletins I've done, but yeah, after that, yeah, 0:50:47.560 --> 0:50:50.960 it was Jack because it's LJ and Jack for breakfast. 0:50:51.200 --> 0:50:54.120 And Jack actually met my sister in law at a 0:50:54.120 --> 0:50:56.520 party or something and he was saying, I'm looking for 0:50:56.560 --> 0:50:58.640 a co host and she said, Laura will be great 0:50:58.680 --> 0:51:01.400 for this me through and then we just had a 0:51:01.400 --> 0:51:05.960 connection on radio. We just couldn't stop laughing. And we're 0:51:06.120 --> 0:51:09.160 very ying and yang good, very different to me. 0:51:09.360 --> 0:51:11.560 Well, that's that's Mitch and I. We are very different 0:51:11.560 --> 0:51:13.040 from each other. And then half the time we forget 0:51:13.080 --> 0:51:16.360 Jenny's here, so it's actually a perfect little trio for 0:51:16.440 --> 0:51:18.920 us to have. But once you find that magic, like 0:51:19.239 --> 0:51:21.640 it takes years to get that, especially in radio because 0:51:21.640 --> 0:51:23.960 bosses love to just cram two people that don't work 0:51:24.000 --> 0:51:26.360 together the amount of love, and contestants have tried to 0:51:27.280 --> 0:51:29.000 Oh my god, I've got big of tits and half 0:51:29.040 --> 0:51:30.879 these girls fucking work. 0:51:31.600 --> 0:51:33.560 But it sounds like you're not a total newbies to radio. 0:51:33.600 --> 0:51:36.160 You had the journalists and background, which makes total sense. 0:51:36.160 --> 0:51:38.640 And so you're in Ballarat now right, we're already living there. 0:51:39.440 --> 0:51:43.080 No, no, I moved to Ballarat for the job. 0:51:43.960 --> 0:51:46.200 It was a little bit of like I love Hamilton, 0:51:46.440 --> 0:51:48.160 don't get me wrong, but it was a little closer 0:51:48.160 --> 0:51:52.520 to the Melbourne city in the metro and yeah, it's 0:51:52.600 --> 0:51:54.080 nice to be closer to family. 0:51:54.400 --> 0:51:57.919 And it's really lovely around here. Like I'm loving the lake. 0:51:58.000 --> 0:52:00.840 I actually I am the big sailor, so on Wednesday 0:52:00.920 --> 0:52:05.320 nights on the lake here. Yeah, I like to be active, 0:52:05.440 --> 0:52:07.920 so you know, it's got the walks, it's got the hikes. 0:52:08.480 --> 0:52:09.160 It's really lovely. 0:52:09.239 --> 0:52:11.680 So it's just kind of worked out that way, and 0:52:11.719 --> 0:52:14.760 the breakfast show is going really well, Like the listeners 0:52:14.800 --> 0:52:18.600 have been so lovely and just you know, giving me 0:52:18.680 --> 0:52:22.160 helpful hints, offering to help me move all of this stuff, 0:52:22.160 --> 0:52:23.840 and I'm just like you're also okay. 0:52:23.960 --> 0:52:26.160 No, I will say Lara though, like I've been in 0:52:26.200 --> 0:52:28.560 this for a while, don't trust them all the time 0:52:28.840 --> 0:52:32.080 because the listeners they can be absolutely crazy. So don't 0:52:32.160 --> 0:52:33.960 eat listen to food. Have you been sent to listen 0:52:34.000 --> 0:52:36.000 to food before, like a meal or a baked good 0:52:36.000 --> 0:52:37.680 that's been made for you by the listeners? 0:52:39.320 --> 0:52:43.600 No, but I've been sent flowers, a book, right, and 0:52:44.320 --> 0:52:44.960 a candle. 0:52:45.160 --> 0:52:48.720 Okay, the books bomb. The candle is actually it's probably 0:52:48.760 --> 0:52:51.480 made with seamen. And then the flowers just don't go 0:52:51.560 --> 0:52:53.440 near them. They've probably got a spy camera in them. 0:52:53.480 --> 0:52:55.799 Like just just my word of advice. I once was 0:52:55.840 --> 0:52:58.600 sent cookies and the woman had spat in them. 0:52:59.000 --> 0:53:01.359 She spat the cook and wait until after you'd eaten 0:53:01.400 --> 0:53:01.920 them to tell you. 0:53:02.080 --> 0:53:05.040 Yeah. Yeah. Also someone here kiss FM S and Kyle 0:53:05.080 --> 0:53:08.320 Sandalan's lemon cello, but it was urine, it wasn't remember. 0:53:08.360 --> 0:53:11.280 I remember Kyle telling a story where someone sent Lamington 0:53:11.360 --> 0:53:12.840 to the station. She caught up and said, did you 0:53:12.880 --> 0:53:15.000 get the Lamington's And they said, yeah, yeah, we've eaten them. 0:53:15.040 --> 0:53:19.560 She goes good because I pisced in the mix. Okay, 0:53:19.800 --> 0:53:20.719 so just take that. 0:53:21.040 --> 0:53:23.400 Yeah, I away from all of it over at Jones 0:53:23.400 --> 0:53:25.680 and Amanda and we get listener food and we eat it. 0:53:25.840 --> 0:53:28.440 Yeah. Different, you've got wholesome listeners. I'd say it sounds 0:53:28.480 --> 0:53:30.680 like it sounds like powerf and Balerrete listeners would be 0:53:30.760 --> 0:53:33.360 quite wholesome to Did you move there by yourself? What 0:53:33.400 --> 0:53:34.240 did you move with the family? 0:53:34.800 --> 0:53:38.000 No, I moved by myself. I'm definitely new girl in town. 0:53:38.080 --> 0:53:40.920 I love that. Yeah, h you're single? Oh my god? 0:53:41.239 --> 0:53:44.520 Should we should do? We should sweak and play matchmaker? Sure? 0:53:45.480 --> 0:53:48.200 I probably want to be matched up now. I think 0:53:48.239 --> 0:53:50.399 I'm ready to date. I'm ready to go out there. 0:53:51.280 --> 0:53:53.239 You know, I dabble in this and that. 0:53:53.600 --> 0:53:57.480 So finding someone Ballaratte reminds me a lot of Forbes, 0:53:57.520 --> 0:53:59.640 which is near where I grew up. And I feel 0:53:59.640 --> 0:54:02.560 like there's what maybe five pubs in town. Have you 0:54:02.640 --> 0:54:03.279 tried them all? 0:54:04.600 --> 0:54:08.399 No, I've only tried a couple. I did go on 0:54:08.520 --> 0:54:10.879 a date the other night for really, Time's Day. 0:54:12.480 --> 0:54:12.960 How did it go? 0:54:13.080 --> 0:54:15.200 Where's the hot date spot in Ballaratiyah? 0:54:15.280 --> 0:54:17.879 So for I would I would say, look, I've only 0:54:17.880 --> 0:54:20.399 been on one date in like six months, but now 0:54:20.560 --> 0:54:24.439 now I'm ready to get out there. But I would say, yeah, 0:54:24.520 --> 0:54:28.520 Mitchell Mitchell Harris Wines like any of the wine places, 0:54:28.560 --> 0:54:30.759 you know, they're a little bit you know, upscale. They 0:54:30.760 --> 0:54:34.239 always have like a you know, a three course meal 0:54:34.320 --> 0:54:35.560 inclusive thing, you know. 0:54:35.800 --> 0:54:38.160 Okay, Ballerat is nothing like Forbes, as it turns out, 0:54:38.360 --> 0:54:39.200 much much. 0:54:40.280 --> 0:54:43.279 Don't settle Lara, because you are You're the queen Bee 0:54:43.320 --> 0:54:46.600 of town, You're an actress, you have the breakfast radio show. 0:54:47.200 --> 0:54:49.080 Don't settle. I want you to, you know, have a 0:54:49.080 --> 0:54:50.520 couple of dates before you settle down. 0:54:50.640 --> 0:54:52.799 Although I will say this, it is tricky dating when 0:54:52.800 --> 0:54:54.520 you've got to get up super early, right Yeah. 0:54:55.400 --> 0:54:57.760 Well yeah, I mean I always have naps. 0:54:57.800 --> 0:55:00.680 You know, it gets to I do four to twelve, 0:55:00.760 --> 0:55:02.359 so I always have like a bit of a nap 0:55:02.400 --> 0:55:04.400 after and then my day's gone get. 0:55:04.239 --> 0:55:05.440 There before I am the night. 0:55:06.200 --> 0:55:08.920 Yeah, so for four am. So we get to the studio 0:55:08.920 --> 0:55:10.000 at four thirty. 0:55:10.360 --> 0:55:11.960 Yeah, well that'll change that. 0:55:12.840 --> 0:55:13.319 Trust me. 0:55:13.360 --> 0:55:15.279 I'm on air at seven o'clock and I'm in at 0:55:15.400 --> 0:55:17.200 six fifty and I get a cup of tea and 0:55:17.280 --> 0:55:20.200 I sit down, like the ambition goes. Maybe a bad lesson, 0:55:20.239 --> 0:55:23.800 don't don't fall into my house, but that is so exciting. 0:55:23.840 --> 0:55:26.920 So yeah, power FM, that is what are some segments 0:55:26.920 --> 0:55:27.160 you do? 0:55:27.280 --> 0:55:28.960 Yeah, I got to say, I was trying to check 0:55:29.000 --> 0:55:31.480 out the show and there's no podcasts. You've got to 0:55:31.480 --> 0:55:32.239 get them onto that. 0:55:32.640 --> 0:55:33.040 Come on. 0:55:33.239 --> 0:55:35.680 Yes, yes, we're trying to get onto that. We did 0:55:35.719 --> 0:55:38.160 have TikTok for a couple of days. 0:55:39.600 --> 0:55:42.480 What happened disappear just disappeared. 0:55:43.600 --> 0:55:47.279 We had a lot of listeners though, but yeah, no, 0:55:47.480 --> 0:55:49.759 we'll have to definitely get into that. But our segments 0:55:49.760 --> 0:55:51.560 are kind of around what are we doing tomorrow. We're 0:55:51.600 --> 0:55:56.600 saying like best cure for a hangover? We had like 0:55:56.680 --> 0:55:58.960 what is the oldest thing in Ballarat? And everyone was 0:55:58.960 --> 0:56:02.040 going wild at that and we went to the fire station, 0:56:02.200 --> 0:56:05.200 we went to the sailing yacht Club and we're finding out, 0:56:05.280 --> 0:56:07.759 you know, on this hunt for the oldest thing in Ballarat. 0:56:07.920 --> 0:56:08.120 Wow. 0:56:09.400 --> 0:56:13.280 We have talked about the fascination of serial killers today. Wow, 0:56:13.920 --> 0:56:16.080 and why everyone's so into it? 0:56:17.040 --> 0:56:20.200 God, your station, Your station sounds way more fun than 0:56:20.200 --> 0:56:21.640 the one that I had growing up. We used to 0:56:21.680 --> 0:56:26.439 have funeral announcements I'd hit snooze on my bloody clock 0:56:26.560 --> 0:56:28.480 radio alarm and nine minutes later to go off again. 0:56:28.560 --> 0:56:30.640 Still going with the general announcements. 0:56:30.120 --> 0:56:32.000 They're not done in the middle of the song. Actually, 0:56:32.040 --> 0:56:34.799 four people have died since the original announcement. We have 0:56:34.840 --> 0:56:36.840 to actually retroactively add Betty. 0:56:37.600 --> 0:56:39.200 That's so funny. Well do you do a quiz? 0:56:39.200 --> 0:56:41.520 Do you do a game? Any games that you guys do? 0:56:41.920 --> 0:56:45.239 Oh? Yeah, we do games. So I have this, Well, 0:56:45.280 --> 0:56:46.919 we do that the would you rather? 0:56:47.280 --> 0:56:47.640 Of course? 0:56:48.080 --> 0:56:50.440 And then we do the are you for real? We 0:56:50.480 --> 0:56:54.360 do the reverse game. We're basically have to hear the 0:56:54.560 --> 0:56:57.839 song reverse. Oh, and then you have to figure out 0:56:57.880 --> 0:56:58.319 what it is. 0:56:58.440 --> 0:57:00.040 I'm really good at that one, and I don't know. 0:57:00.080 --> 0:57:02.279 Why I've had I've heard other radio shows do that, 0:57:02.320 --> 0:57:03.920 and I think I'm quite excellent at it too. 0:57:04.640 --> 0:57:05.160 Do that. 0:57:05.480 --> 0:57:08.040 Maybe we should all play it some time each other, 0:57:09.040 --> 0:57:10.520 girls against the two mitches. 0:57:11.400 --> 0:57:13.040 Oh my god, we have to do a rematch. We'll 0:57:13.080 --> 0:57:13.879 have to get your back. 0:57:14.360 --> 0:57:15.040 We have to. 0:57:15.320 --> 0:57:17.320 That could be really fun. Let's do it. 0:57:17.680 --> 0:57:18.480 Let's set a date. 0:57:18.520 --> 0:57:20.480 We'll get you back on hopefully to have a partner 0:57:20.520 --> 0:57:22.280 and not hopefully you don't need you don't need anyone, 0:57:22.440 --> 0:57:22.880 but you know. 0:57:22.920 --> 0:57:25.200 I've been by myself, Flowers Mitch. 0:57:25.400 --> 0:57:29.560 Exactly, exactly. Again, Well, that is so great to meet you. 0:57:29.840 --> 0:57:31.760 I'm going to go back and rewatch out club's streaming. 0:57:32.520 --> 0:57:35.720 It's actually all on stand. I found that out today. Yeah. 0:57:36.000 --> 0:57:37.800 By the way, you said that you gave up acting 0:57:37.840 --> 0:57:39.400 a couple of years ago. What made you want to 0:57:39.440 --> 0:57:39.760 do that? 0:57:40.320 --> 0:57:44.680 I think it was just there's a lot of pressure 0:57:44.720 --> 0:57:49.560 on women, you know, in that industry, and yeah, I 0:57:49.600 --> 0:57:53.760 think I just didn't find it fun anymore. You know, 0:57:53.800 --> 0:57:57.160 I love I love acting, but the industry was quite 0:57:57.240 --> 0:58:00.640 harsh and quite harsh on women's bodies and the image, 0:58:00.680 --> 0:58:03.040 and you know, it wasn't something that I kind of 0:58:03.040 --> 0:58:05.680 wanted to stay in anymore, just because of that reason, 0:58:05.960 --> 0:58:07.280 not because of not the acting. 0:58:07.480 --> 0:58:10.400 Yeah, fair enough. Have they got like a local music 0:58:10.440 --> 0:58:13.360 and drama society that puts on music in Balorat, I'm. 0:58:13.280 --> 0:58:14.000 Sure they do. 0:58:14.200 --> 0:58:17.880 I mean they've got a performing arts studio here. They've 0:58:17.880 --> 0:58:20.600 got Steve O actually coming to town soon. 0:58:20.880 --> 0:58:22.240 Oh from Jack Wow. 0:58:22.440 --> 0:58:24.960 Yeah, they've got him coming. So we're actually trying to 0:58:25.000 --> 0:58:26.240 get an interview with him. 0:58:26.560 --> 0:58:29.600 Ballaratte sounds dope. I said, it reminds me of nothing, 0:58:29.760 --> 0:58:31.200 like totally. 0:58:31.280 --> 0:58:35.800 Do they need a night show that sounds lovely? Sailing 0:58:35.840 --> 0:58:37.800 on Wednesdays? You need a big boat. But I could 0:58:37.840 --> 0:58:38.160 do it. 0:58:38.800 --> 0:58:43.080 Yeah, I mean, I'll take you sailing any time. We 0:58:43.200 --> 0:58:46.760 actually did capsizing. Last night, we did capsizing, So my 0:58:46.800 --> 0:58:49.960 teacher was pushing me off the boat and I actually 0:58:50.080 --> 0:58:52.120 hit my head with the boom and I've got this 0:58:52.160 --> 0:58:53.560 big egg on the back of my head. 0:58:53.600 --> 0:58:56.440 Now, no, what is the value in that lesson just 0:58:56.480 --> 0:58:58.880 pushing you off the boat? What's skilled again from that? 0:58:59.680 --> 0:59:01.600 So they you can climb back on the boat again. 0:59:01.640 --> 0:59:04.520 But it's so like my friend was actually taping me 0:59:04.600 --> 0:59:06.840 getting back on the boat and it was really like 0:59:07.040 --> 0:59:09.720 terrible from the behind, like I looked like it. 0:59:09.760 --> 0:59:12.880 I looked like a dead seal just limped over the side. 0:59:13.080 --> 0:59:15.240 There is nothing worse than getting back on a boat 0:59:15.280 --> 0:59:17.200 from being in the water. It's awful cause then you 0:59:17.240 --> 0:59:19.280 have like you're weightless in the water. But then the 0:59:19.280 --> 0:59:21.520 moment you have to pull yourself back up, gravity kicks 0:59:21.520 --> 0:59:24.880 in and often my man boobs getting the way. I 0:59:25.000 --> 0:59:28.439 had that experience recently in the harbor and yeah, yeah, 0:59:28.520 --> 0:59:30.760 local terrorists they're like that's a bluega whale. It's not 0:59:30.800 --> 0:59:34.920 it's me from kids. It was very embarrassing for me. Well, 0:59:35.080 --> 0:59:37.080 so great to have you on, so exciting, are you 0:59:37.160 --> 0:59:37.960 guys chopped? 0:59:39.920 --> 0:59:42.840 I'm like, God, life is weird. I'm chatting with Lar Regine. 0:59:44.640 --> 0:59:48.960 I'm chatting with the Mitches and Jenny stop it. 0:59:48.960 --> 0:59:50.840 It's great to me too, because I'm a big fan 0:59:50.880 --> 0:59:51.520 of you guys. 0:59:51.760 --> 0:59:52.480 I'm cute. 0:59:53.000 --> 0:59:56.600 I really loved your episode about someone eating a salad 0:59:56.640 --> 0:59:57.800 out of someone's butthole. 0:59:58.480 --> 1:00:02.360 Oh yeah, yeah, dear, So maybe you shouldn't podcast your 1:00:02.400 --> 1:00:04.720 show because that stuff like that happens aara. You know, 1:00:05.200 --> 1:00:07.360 maybe it's better if it just disappears after it is. 1:00:07.440 --> 1:00:09.080 Yeah, I don't even know how to give that more 1:00:09.080 --> 1:00:10.320 context to make it sound better. 1:00:10.400 --> 1:00:13.640 That's exactly what That's exactly what we did, and we're 1:00:13.680 --> 1:00:14.200 proud of it. 1:00:14.240 --> 1:00:16.800 I'm a little bit reluctant to ask you the question 1:00:16.840 --> 1:00:19.280 that I ask every guest. I'm like, I'm like, you're 1:00:19.320 --> 1:00:22.160 still a child star in my mind, it feels so inappropriate. 1:00:22.200 --> 1:00:25.200 But we we ask the same question to every guest 1:00:25.240 --> 1:00:27.200 that comes on the show. We get them to contribute 1:00:27.200 --> 1:00:29.240 to our list of things better than drugs and Dick 1:00:29.920 --> 1:00:31.800 and the reason the list exists is because we don't 1:00:31.840 --> 1:00:34.400 want our young listeners getting obsessed with partying and boys like. 1:00:34.400 --> 1:00:36.680 There's more to life. There's little things you can appreciate. 1:00:36.960 --> 1:00:38.600 Yeah, of course, little. 1:00:38.400 --> 1:00:41.000 Things like the crunch of an apple, or like walking 1:00:41.000 --> 1:00:43.440 on autumn leaves, you know, stuff like that. What is 1:00:43.440 --> 1:00:44.160 some other example of. 1:00:44.320 --> 1:00:48.280 A good afternoon nap? Yeah, perfect timed afternoon nap, A 1:00:48.320 --> 1:00:50.160 good A good what is it? A good two floss? 1:00:50.200 --> 1:00:52.120 I think we've had before. Oh a Q tip in 1:00:52.160 --> 1:00:55.440 the year, Like a nice, satisfying Q tip, just something 1:00:55.440 --> 1:00:57.080 that you go, you know what, This is so much better. 1:00:57.200 --> 1:00:58.960 Angela Bishop said her waterbed? 1:00:59.080 --> 1:00:59.320 True? 1:00:59.480 --> 1:01:01.880 She did? She did? Yeah, I think she's got the 1:01:01.920 --> 1:01:03.280 last waterbed in the country. 1:01:03.720 --> 1:01:06.920 Sophie Monk said, Jimmy brings so like, yes, there's anything. 1:01:07.000 --> 1:01:09.040 Really, I mean, what are you thinking better than drugs 1:01:09.040 --> 1:01:09.640 and dick Lara? 1:01:10.280 --> 1:01:15.960 Oh, I would say an oozing lava cake. Oh nothing better? 1:01:16.240 --> 1:01:16.439 Yeah? 1:01:16.520 --> 1:01:20.600 I love chocolate absolutely is it adding it to the lists? Great? 1:01:20.760 --> 1:01:24.640 Nothing pisses me off more When my ouzzy lava cake 1:01:24.680 --> 1:01:29.240 doesn't oose it's thick and coagulated. That's you fucking marketed 1:01:29.280 --> 1:01:29.600 it wrong. 1:01:29.720 --> 1:01:34.480 It must not glug yes, yes, pisses me off. 1:01:34.520 --> 1:01:36.400 You know who does it really well? Ironically? Dominoes to 1:01:36.480 --> 1:01:37.240 a great lava cake? 1:01:37.480 --> 1:01:37.880 Do they? 1:01:38.120 --> 1:01:40.200 Yeah, it's really good? 1:01:41.920 --> 1:01:43.280 Well aren't you? Guys? 1:01:43.280 --> 1:01:44.240 You asked? It's perfect? 1:01:44.480 --> 1:01:46.360 Perfect? Have you found a place in Balorat that does 1:01:46.360 --> 1:01:47.439 a good oozing lava cake? 1:01:48.000 --> 1:01:50.520 I do, and I did have it on my Valentine's 1:01:50.640 --> 1:01:54.440 date on Tuesday. It's funny because he actually made the 1:01:54.480 --> 1:01:57.920 date and then I realized it was Valentine's Day? 1:01:57.080 --> 1:02:00.520 Oh did he know that it was Valentine? 1:02:00.760 --> 1:02:03.440 Yes, and he was like, oh, it's funny the day. 1:02:03.480 --> 1:02:06.840 I'm like, I don't know what he's talking about Tuesday 1:02:06.960 --> 1:02:09.439 and then we were sharing an oozing laughter cake. 1:02:09.640 --> 1:02:13.560 So did he know who you were? He knew of 1:02:13.600 --> 1:02:14.120 the history. 1:02:14.160 --> 1:02:17.120 And then interesting, where did you first meet him? 1:02:18.240 --> 1:02:18.360 No? 1:02:18.400 --> 1:02:18.800 Bumble? 1:02:19.240 --> 1:02:22.360 Oh nice ship Bumble. How many swipes would you get 1:02:22.360 --> 1:02:23.800 on Bumble and baller at three four? 1:02:24.520 --> 1:02:26.880 Oh, there's a lot, but there's a lot that looked 1:02:26.920 --> 1:02:30.400 like a bit of serial killers Jeffrey Darmer. 1:02:30.480 --> 1:02:32.560 You know, yeah, so maybe it's more like Forbes than 1:02:32.600 --> 1:02:32.919 I thought. 1:02:36.520 --> 1:02:38.600 Lara Jean Marshall, you can get her if you're in Ballarat, 1:02:38.760 --> 1:02:40.640 or can we listen on the app. Actually, Lara, can. 1:02:40.560 --> 1:02:41.960 We get it live Heart Radio. 1:02:42.440 --> 1:02:45.400 You're a coworker. 1:02:45.560 --> 1:02:46.040 We love you. 1:02:46.440 --> 1:02:47.920 Think you're coming on the show Jack and l J 1:02:48.040 --> 1:02:51.080 for Breakfast power balleratte or streaming on the iHeart Radio 1:02:51.080 --> 1:02:53.680 app having our pleasure. 1:02:53.760 --> 1:02:57.480 Thank thanks Lara, Thanks Guy, Thanks so much. 1:02:59.560 --> 1:03:02.240 Oh what a sweetheart? Who was she again? 1:03:04.200 --> 1:03:05.960 You were very polite for someone who's never seen the 1:03:05.960 --> 1:03:06.919 Saddle Club in your life. 1:03:07.320 --> 1:03:10.160 The restraint that I had in my right arm to 1:03:10.200 --> 1:03:14.320 not do this when I introduced her. 1:03:16.160 --> 1:03:18.800 Padaway. When you said that you never watched the Saddle 1:03:18.840 --> 1:03:21.640 Club because you were watching Pokemon. I watched Pokemon too. 1:03:21.680 --> 1:03:23.120 That was the morning thing me too. 1:03:23.920 --> 1:03:25.120 I don't remember the times. 1:03:25.520 --> 1:03:26.960 What were you doing in the afternoon? 1:03:27.080 --> 1:03:29.480 Water polo, water polo and fucking women? 1:03:30.040 --> 1:03:33.040 Oh my go As a child, I wouldn't have thought so. 1:03:35.120 --> 1:03:38.040 And she was an actress, right, yes, she played Lisa 1:03:38.400 --> 1:03:38.800 got it. 1:03:39.240 --> 1:03:41.280 Weirdly, she was the only member of the Saddle Club 1:03:41.320 --> 1:03:43.959 with an Australian accent despite being an Australian based show. 1:03:44.040 --> 1:03:45.720 Do you love this bullshit show? 1:03:46.200 --> 1:03:47.120 The best show? 1:03:47.560 --> 1:03:50.920 It went everything and it was just infuriating because my 1:03:50.960 --> 1:03:53.400 sister and I were influenced. We wanted a horse more 1:03:53.440 --> 1:03:54.640 than anything in the world. And Mam and Dad we 1:03:54.640 --> 1:03:57.560 be like, no, we'll get you the fucking stuffed saddle 1:03:57.560 --> 1:04:00.680 club toy horse. No, I got stuff to get. 1:04:00.600 --> 1:04:03.880 You a beanie baby. All you wanted was a chestnut mayor. 1:04:04.000 --> 1:04:08.120 I actually had multiple toy versions of Lara's characters horse, Yeah, 1:04:08.760 --> 1:04:11.040 both of them, Storm and Pass. 1:04:11.960 --> 1:04:14.600 I had to tell her that I rode a horse 1:04:14.600 --> 1:04:16.280 and then killed it because I gave it spinal cancer 1:04:16.360 --> 1:04:16.919 due to my weight. 1:04:17.040 --> 1:04:18.120 Yeah, maybe don't tell her. 1:04:18.240 --> 1:04:19.320 Can we get it back on. 1:04:22.960 --> 1:04:26.280 Get tired? Back on ship away? This has been a 1:04:26.280 --> 1:04:28.120 gorgeous first episode, fast hasn't. 1:04:28.120 --> 1:04:33.160 It's lovely. It's been a pleasure. Fuck. I don't think 1:04:33.200 --> 1:04:36.200 she liked the joke about when when going gets tough, 1:04:36.280 --> 1:04:38.520 you'd just say what did she say? Let's ride? 1:04:38.920 --> 1:04:46.080 Yeah? She was laughing like, yeah, okay, let's celebrate. How 1:04:46.520 --> 1:04:54.360 ride on Valentine's Day? How should we celebrate? Right? 1:04:57.320 --> 1:05:01.280 That's shocking and wood and that's the suburb. 1:05:01.160 --> 1:05:04.000 Pine Pine holds the name of like the stable that 1:05:04.000 --> 1:05:05.480 they did horse riding lessons, that it was like an 1:05:05.480 --> 1:05:07.960 after school extracurricular thing. But they just seem to always 1:05:07.960 --> 1:05:08.840 be big and. 1:05:08.800 --> 1:05:10.640 How did it then did it burn down? Anything tragic? 1:05:10.720 --> 1:05:12.479 Well, they actually brought it back for a season three 1:05:12.480 --> 1:05:15.200 with new cast members after these girls were too old 1:05:15.200 --> 1:05:18.120 and it was just they were imposters. I hated. 1:05:19.120 --> 1:05:21.920 Well, good riddance. She was lovely. Yeah, all right, so. 1:05:21.920 --> 1:05:23.000 Low it's bit the ot Leath. 1:05:23.280 --> 1:05:25.520 Great first show back. It was a pleasure God, and 1:05:25.600 --> 1:05:27.080 we missed you all, We really did. 1:05:27.200 --> 1:05:29.439 Yeah. I was worried that I'd be like, I don't 1:05:29.440 --> 1:05:31.439 remember how to podcast, But it's like riding a bike. 1:05:31.640 --> 1:05:32.520 Gorgeous to be back. 1:05:32.600 --> 1:05:33.920 Yeah. All we had to do is look at each 1:05:33.920 --> 1:05:37.760 other and think right right or die bit right or 1:05:37.840 --> 1:05:40.640 die gus. We'll see you next week. Weekly episodes are back. 1:05:40.760 --> 1:05:42.680 Leave us a five star review. That'd be lovely if 1:05:42.680 --> 1:05:44.120 you knew here as well, or if you've never left 1:05:44.200 --> 1:05:46.600 us a review five stars. Whack it on the podcast 1:05:46.640 --> 1:05:47.760 out and we'll see you guys next And. 1:05:47.760 --> 1:05:50.320 Don't forget the brand new iGEM text line. The number 1:05:50.400 --> 1:05:53.959 is oh four one two seven one two oh nine two. Yes, 1:05:54.040 --> 1:05:55.240 how many times am I gonna have to say that 1:05:55.280 --> 1:05:56.560 before I remember one more time? 1:05:56.600 --> 1:05:56.800 Yeah? 1:05:56.840 --> 1:05:59.360 O four one two seven one two oh nine two. 1:05:59.440 --> 1:06:00.000 Fantastic. 1:06:00.000 --> 1:06:01.280 There's a lot of two's in there. That help. 1:06:01.360 --> 1:06:03.720 That does help. We could get it. I'm recorded. If 1:06:03.720 --> 1:06:04.840 you want that, I can just fire it off. That 1:06:04.880 --> 1:06:05.280 might be easy. 1:06:05.360 --> 1:06:06.960 It's going to have to be that because you'll never remember. 1:06:07.000 --> 1:06:08.400 We'll get Bradley. He's back. 1:06:17.320 --> 1:06:19.680 Wrong, I see next week. 1:06:19.680 --> 1:06:21.600 Guys, We love you, Thanks for listening to you. 1:06:21.640 --> 1:06:23.920 Bye. Is it just Me? 1:06:24.680 --> 1:06:26.120 Podcast by a couple of. 1:06:26.960 --> 1:06:30.720 Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast. 1:06:30.120 --> 1:06:43.880 At Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. 1:06:43.920 --> 1:06:46.520 On the end, we pretend the show is done. Hopefully 1:06:46.560 --> 1:06:48.320 most people stop listening at that point because this is 1:06:48.320 --> 1:06:50.080 where we get a bit feral. You just get carried 1:06:50.120 --> 1:06:51.600 away and nothing's planned here. 1:06:51.680 --> 1:06:55.360 Fucking nuts. Yeah, I missed the show. I'll be honest. 1:06:55.360 --> 1:06:57.840 I'm gonna come straight out and say it missed it ours? Yes? 1:06:57.920 --> 1:07:01.160 All right? Okay, near me too, friends, bring it back. 1:07:02.040 --> 1:07:03.560 When you said I missed the show, I'm like, are 1:07:03.560 --> 1:07:04.720 we still talking about saddle Club? 1:07:05.080 --> 1:07:05.160 Ye? 1:07:05.600 --> 1:07:06.200 Giddy up? 1:07:06.280 --> 1:07:08.560 Their words never ever to come out of my mouth. 1:07:08.600 --> 1:07:11.040 Also, by the way, that all stuff email we got 1:07:11.080 --> 1:07:14.480 sent announcing that Laura was doing in the network. Fucking 1:07:14.880 --> 1:07:16.520 it was riddled with horse puns. 1:07:16.600 --> 1:07:17.440 Yes it was not. 1:07:17.600 --> 1:07:21.160 It was it was like, giddy up, No gets who's 1:07:21.200 --> 1:07:24.840 jumping in the power of him Saddle who wrote that, 1:07:25.360 --> 1:07:31.280 I don't know, join the club. We're excited? Oh so lame, 1:07:31.360 --> 1:07:35.680 But I loved it. Hello world, this is LJ that's right. 1:07:36.120 --> 1:07:39.520 Oh yeah. Also, i'd be upset, like I want to 1:07:39.640 --> 1:07:42.440 leave my past as the past. How annoying would it 1:07:42.480 --> 1:07:45.240 be for thirty years? All anyone quotes is ijem. 1:07:46.040 --> 1:07:47.560 I mean we just had it on and spoke about 1:07:47.560 --> 1:07:48.960 predominantly the Saddle Club, so. 1:07:49.240 --> 1:07:50.520 I know that's what I mean. I don't want that 1:07:50.560 --> 1:07:51.200 to happen to us. 1:07:51.560 --> 1:07:54.320 Hang on, tight, Ballarette. This is going to be a 1:07:54.360 --> 1:07:55.000 fun ride. 1:07:55.720 --> 1:08:00.440 That's mortified ride right, sounds good. It's I kind of 1:08:00.440 --> 1:08:03.840 on a visit now. He should be the ambassador for Ballarat. 1:08:03.600 --> 1:08:06.640 To results a photop I've never seen Ballarat. Where is it? 1:08:07.000 --> 1:08:10.000 Well, it's like near Melbourne, ish like it's in Victoria. 1:08:10.080 --> 1:08:13.040 But when you look at, you know, a picture of Ballerat, 1:08:13.080 --> 1:08:14.560 it does look a lot like Forbes. It made me 1:08:14.600 --> 1:08:17.160 think they must be so similar. But no, Ballerrette sounds clum. 1:08:17.200 --> 1:08:19.320 I'm going to quickly just patch in to power and 1:08:19.439 --> 1:08:24.800 Ballarat with that, with that, with that, a pun patch. No, 1:08:24.960 --> 1:08:27.559 it clearly wasn't power bale. 1:08:27.560 --> 1:08:31.000 You know what I like with my pancakes, golden stirrup. 1:08:31.840 --> 1:08:38.479 God and whipped Yes, terrible. 1:08:38.800 --> 1:08:40.400 What else did we get up to during the break? 1:08:41.240 --> 1:08:44.920 So I launched a new show? We've covered them? I 1:08:45.000 --> 1:08:48.200 what did I do? Rental crisis is pretty bad? That's 1:08:48.280 --> 1:08:52.240 really it for me. How sad Chelse My mum had 1:08:52.240 --> 1:08:54.880 a gall butter out in a freak incident. God bless 1:08:54.880 --> 1:08:58.799 her had golstones on Boxing Day? How is everyone's Christmas? 1:08:58.880 --> 1:08:59.880 I guess we debriefed on all this. 1:09:00.439 --> 1:09:06.280 Well speak speaking of gablestones, it shouldn't be funny. Let 1:09:06.280 --> 1:09:09.200 me preface this by saying that it's a happy ending. 1:09:09.640 --> 1:09:13.840 But my cousin he I think I might get the 1:09:13.880 --> 1:09:17.679 story wrong, but basically he was passing gallstones and then 1:09:17.800 --> 1:09:20.080 I don't know if the pain was super excrutiating or something, 1:09:20.080 --> 1:09:22.360 but he ended up having a heart attack and going 1:09:22.360 --> 1:09:24.679 into cardiac arrest and was in a coma for ages, 1:09:25.280 --> 1:09:28.519 ages and it was not looking good. Fast forward to 1:09:28.520 --> 1:09:31.679 now and it's been like one of those miracle drastic recoveries, 1:09:31.840 --> 1:09:33.280 like you'll be in rehab for six months, but he 1:09:33.360 --> 1:09:35.439 was time for Christmas. Wow, okay, so, and there was 1:09:35.479 --> 1:09:37.720 a big news article the other day of him reunited 1:09:37.720 --> 1:09:40.280 with the doctors and shit, very nice, very happy ending. 1:09:40.560 --> 1:09:43.120 And I think the reason he was healed by some 1:09:43.280 --> 1:09:47.360 miracle is because my auntie Trish, when she was visiting 1:09:47.400 --> 1:09:52.160 my grandparents, she knew that she was going to visit 1:09:52.400 --> 1:09:55.000 my cousin in hospital and thought, I'll get Nan and 1:09:55.040 --> 1:09:57.760 Pop to record a video message and I'll play it 1:09:57.760 --> 1:09:58.960 to him while he's in a coma. 1:09:59.080 --> 1:10:00.920 I was to try to back through to him while 1:10:00.920 --> 1:10:03.800 he was in a coma, and they're so bad. What 1:10:03.920 --> 1:10:04.519 the messages? 1:10:05.520 --> 1:10:08.280 When Tries told me she did this, I was like, 1:10:08.800 --> 1:10:11.559 have you been sitting on this gold content and not 1:10:11.640 --> 1:10:13.840 told me until now? Air dropped me immediately, What do 1:10:13.840 --> 1:10:14.080 you mean? 1:10:14.080 --> 1:10:16.120 Were they they just not really impassion or was it 1:10:16.160 --> 1:10:17.439 really too cute? They being sweet? 1:10:17.520 --> 1:10:19.559 I think you'll understand why I've turned out the way 1:10:19.600 --> 1:10:21.880 I have, Like they're not very sentimental. 1:10:23.080 --> 1:10:24.360 How old are they? What are their names? 1:10:24.400 --> 1:10:29.160 I don't know. Their names are Bill Anita. They got 1:10:29.160 --> 1:10:31.720 Bill Anita to record video messages for my cousin in 1:10:31.760 --> 1:10:35.320 a coma, and they're just so funny. They shouldn't be funny, 1:10:35.479 --> 1:10:37.880 but obviously they had a major impact because he just 1:10:37.920 --> 1:10:39.800 had this sort of drastic recovery. 1:10:39.880 --> 1:10:42.280 Okay from these messages grandparents. 1:10:42.400 --> 1:10:46.559 So this is my grandmother's message, hold on, hil how 1:10:46.640 --> 1:10:55.960 I soon make it quick, followed by five seconds of 1:10:55.960 --> 1:10:58.320 silence again, Oh my god. She asked him how he 1:10:58.520 --> 1:10:59.759 was He was in a coma. 1:11:00.000 --> 1:11:00.320 He's not. 1:11:02.560 --> 1:11:04.920 So funny because all my relatives would do the exact 1:11:04.960 --> 1:11:05.479 same thing. 1:11:05.880 --> 1:11:08.280 Was she meant to say on the men not on 1:11:08.400 --> 1:11:11.160 the run suit, He's not. He's not in prison, he's 1:11:11.200 --> 1:11:14.799 in a coma. And then my grandfather's is so much 1:11:15.040 --> 1:11:17.280 worse slash better, depending on what way you look at. 1:11:17.840 --> 1:11:21.120 This was his beautiful, heartfelt message to his grandson in 1:11:21.160 --> 1:11:23.040 a coma, get better. 1:11:23.800 --> 1:11:24.080 I'm not. 1:11:27.560 --> 1:11:33.280 That's and I said, Trish, why is there five seconds 1:11:33.280 --> 1:11:36.040 of silence on the end of every cameo from my grandparents? 1:11:36.439 --> 1:11:38.560 And she goes, I just thought that'd have more to say. 1:11:38.840 --> 1:11:42.160 That was his whole message, get better. No mucking around, 1:11:42.520 --> 1:11:46.160 as if my cousin's cardiac arrest has somehow imposed on him, 1:11:47.400 --> 1:11:49.720 and he's like, you've had your fun, now snap out 1:11:49.760 --> 1:11:49.920 of it. 1:11:50.160 --> 1:11:57.439 That's fucking girl, no wucking around. Were they fully briefed. 1:11:58.320 --> 1:12:00.840 They know exactly what was happening. Also had no hope 1:12:00.880 --> 1:12:03.240 that'd written him off. They had not, like he'd been 1:12:03.240 --> 1:12:04.439 in a coma for a few days, and they were like, 1:12:04.600 --> 1:12:06.920 I don't know why it's hanging on so long. And 1:12:06.960 --> 1:12:08.679 I'm like, guys, are you serious? 1:12:08.760 --> 1:12:09.000 Yes? 1:12:09.360 --> 1:12:12.360 Yes, they're so grim and like this was their message 1:12:12.360 --> 1:12:14.640 of support because in their minds are like, it's going to. 1:12:14.720 --> 1:12:16.360 Die anyway better. 1:12:17.040 --> 1:12:21.080 I like imagine, imagine my cousin just in a coma, going, 1:12:21.680 --> 1:12:24.519 you're right, pop, you're right, I'm out of it. I'm 1:12:24.600 --> 1:12:26.559 up praying, I'm good. Thanks for asking. 1:12:27.320 --> 1:12:30.040 That's ridiculous. So hold on, he's okay. Now he's on 1:12:30.040 --> 1:12:30.800 the man, he's fine. 1:12:30.920 --> 1:12:34.559 Yeah, yeah, totally. How Yeah, it's very very very good 1:12:34.560 --> 1:12:37.800 progress in a very short amount of time. Oh, like 1:12:38.600 --> 1:12:40.800 I think not even thirty, maybe early thirties. I don't know. 1:12:41.160 --> 1:12:41.720 I should know that. 1:12:41.800 --> 1:12:45.160 Actually, wow, yeah, no, is there heart problems in the family? 1:12:46.200 --> 1:12:46.599 I don't know. 1:12:47.320 --> 1:12:49.680 Goodness, we should get your heart Maybe we should get 1:12:49.680 --> 1:12:52.840 your little check. Yeah why partiolage artiologist? Yeah? 1:12:52.920 --> 1:12:55.559 Oh all right, yeah, probably not a bad idea. 1:12:55.560 --> 1:12:56.960 Actually, I'm mucking around, get to it. 1:12:58.040 --> 1:12:59.880 You know that I had a bit of a menty 1:13:00.080 --> 1:13:03.040 be during our break. Yes, and Sean wrote me a 1:13:03.120 --> 1:13:05.040 card and got me chocolates and flowers and shit. And 1:13:05.040 --> 1:13:09.400 the card said get better, no mucking around. I love. 1:13:09.479 --> 1:13:12.599 That's very I was like, oh, that's perfect. That really 1:13:12.680 --> 1:13:15.320 is quoting my grandfather. 1:13:16.000 --> 1:13:19.400 That's really funny. That's they're mucking around. 1:13:20.160 --> 1:13:20.519 Hell a. 1:13:22.840 --> 1:13:25.599 Soon, man, make. 1:13:25.479 --> 1:13:32.479 It quick, better get get anything to ask for a second? Take? Hi, Alan, 1:13:32.840 --> 1:13:35.599 how are you the pipe? You're on the run soon, 1:13:36.080 --> 1:13:38.160 Better make it quick. 1:13:39.479 --> 1:13:42.479 She's boiling eggs behind her and past her. She doesn't 1:13:42.479 --> 1:13:45.120 want to have to fucking stuff and retake it in 1:13:45.160 --> 1:13:47.360 the middle of the kitchen in a teal sweatshirt. 1:13:47.800 --> 1:13:49.200 She's watching Hot Seed. 1:13:49.680 --> 1:13:50.719 That's really funny. 1:13:51.080 --> 1:13:51.880 Lots seat Did I get that? 1:13:53.439 --> 1:13:53.599 God? 1:13:53.640 --> 1:13:55.800 I need to see if I've got any from my grandparents. 1:13:56.400 --> 1:13:59.760 Oh, but the cheeries are so fucking sentimental and philosophical. 1:13:59.800 --> 1:14:02.880 There would be so beautiful. I bet my dad cries 1:14:02.960 --> 1:14:09.640 not Hi Dallan, now, I oh. I was like, this 1:14:09.840 --> 1:14:11.960 is over Christmas that I finally got these videos. I 1:14:12.000 --> 1:14:13.880 was like, you've been sitting on this since September? How 1:14:13.960 --> 1:14:19.439 dare you withhold gold from me for so long? Good 1:14:19.479 --> 1:14:21.880 old drunk Arnie Trish, I love it coming through with 1:14:21.920 --> 1:14:22.640 the goods. 1:14:22.400 --> 1:14:26.920 And good good that he's better, he's happy. Anything happened 1:14:26.960 --> 1:14:29.040 with you? Jennet. You have to move as well? Potentially, Yes, 1:14:29.120 --> 1:14:29.479 I do. 1:14:29.680 --> 1:14:34.719 So we've been having inspections because the owner is selling so. 1:14:35.000 --> 1:14:38.800 Oh god, the service suite. It's so it's going to 1:14:38.840 --> 1:14:39.559 go for a minute. 1:14:39.720 --> 1:14:41.800 Does jeeves come with the house or do they move 1:14:41.920 --> 1:14:43.960 with you? Is he on a is he sort of 1:14:43.960 --> 1:14:47.240 on a package with you? It doesn't exist. The package 1:14:47.400 --> 1:14:49.679 does not pay. Wow, she just admitted that she doesn't 1:14:49.680 --> 1:14:54.280 pay her housekeeper. Wow, you're such a NEPO baby, absolutely, 1:14:54.360 --> 1:14:59.040 because she works with WSFM and her dad invented radio. 1:15:00.960 --> 1:15:05.120 How the fuck do you become a NEPO baby? Indubo? Yeah, 1:15:05.160 --> 1:15:07.360 I know. How do your parents run the zoom? 1:15:07.600 --> 1:15:07.680 Like? 1:15:08.240 --> 1:15:10.200 Good call and you answer? You live in the place 1:15:10.240 --> 1:15:13.040 you'll mansion. They ditched, ditched dubble as soon as they 1:15:13.080 --> 1:15:15.720 got cash. Now they're in double Bay. They had to 1:15:15.720 --> 1:15:17.639 have a little bit dubbo, so double boil all the bay. 1:15:17.760 --> 1:15:20.559 They had to keep a nice yeahs as close as 1:15:20.560 --> 1:15:22.840 they could get. That's what they called double Bay. Everyone 1:15:22.880 --> 1:15:25.040 knows it is the Dubbo of Sydney. 1:15:25.360 --> 1:15:26.520 Yeah, everyone knows. 1:15:26.280 --> 1:15:31.000 That Dubbo dust in Double Bay is just cocaine. It's 1:15:31.120 --> 1:15:36.720 true Colombian fresh coke. I was just about to ask 1:15:36.720 --> 1:15:38.559 if we had any text. But we're not live, are we. 1:15:39.040 --> 1:15:40.280 No, it hasn't come out yet. 1:15:40.280 --> 1:15:45.880 That's probably a good call come through. All right, Well 1:15:45.880 --> 1:15:47.800 should we wrap up the first episode the long? 1:15:47.840 --> 1:15:48.479 We're done already? 1:15:48.520 --> 1:15:50.599 I think we're done. Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty good. 1:15:51.120 --> 1:15:53.639 I'm not. It's stay for a bit, we can stay. 1:15:53.680 --> 1:15:54.360 I don't mind. 1:15:54.400 --> 1:15:55.160 You know what we should do? 1:15:55.439 --> 1:15:55.479 What? 1:15:57.200 --> 1:15:57.519 Right? 1:15:58.120 --> 1:15:58.439 Right? 1:15:59.320 --> 1:16:02.880 Yes, you should go on a little ride. Giddy up? 1:16:04.120 --> 1:16:06.200 That is it? Just you call too? I really, I 1:16:06.240 --> 1:16:07.080 mean I prepped him. 1:16:07.600 --> 1:16:07.720 You know. 1:16:07.840 --> 1:16:09.800 It's so funny that you said to me before we 1:16:09.840 --> 1:16:11.960 started recording. You were like, I've got a great one today, 1:16:12.400 --> 1:16:15.320 and he goes, do you know the secret it's a 1:16:15.560 --> 1:16:18.160 quality hotel Linen And we said no, and he goes 1:16:18.280 --> 1:16:23.439 me either. So it's not just me or you, it's. 1:16:23.320 --> 1:16:26.679 None of it's he just messaged with her. Josh, he's back. 1:16:26.840 --> 1:16:30.280 He's still been investigating. He's an investigator. As we're getting 1:16:30.280 --> 1:16:32.840 in the task and he's messaged me. Yeah, he says, 1:16:32.840 --> 1:16:34.679 thank you, of course for coming on. You're my favorite 1:16:34.720 --> 1:16:39.400 match contact. I didn't contacted an old friend. 1:16:39.520 --> 1:16:41.559 I add, how had he come through with the answer? 1:16:41.560 --> 1:16:44.400 Finally, well, I don't know. Contacted an old friend. Basically 1:16:44.520 --> 1:16:50.439 chucked in, oh the English, chucked into industrial washing machine, 1:16:50.479 --> 1:16:55.479 gets sorted of course beforehand, then into dryer and steam cleaned. 1:16:56.479 --> 1:16:58.160 I love it when we'd get a new bat jean 1:16:58.200 --> 1:17:01.000 and the linen was freshly warm. And then he sent 1:17:01.080 --> 1:17:03.920 his address so he can get his prize instantly. I 1:17:03.960 --> 1:17:05.200 don't think he's done his job. 1:17:06.000 --> 1:17:08.320 So the secret is that they wash them. 1:17:08.720 --> 1:17:13.240 Yeah, what's I'm going to tell you one thing? This 1:17:13.280 --> 1:17:15.840 is the message from beforehand I've got is Joe great? 1:17:15.840 --> 1:17:17.960 Tell me what is it? He says? Is it just me? 1:17:18.040 --> 1:17:20.640 Or do you have no idea how hotel sheets and 1:17:20.680 --> 1:17:23.439 what happens. I want to discuss this as I used 1:17:23.479 --> 1:17:25.640 to work in hotels, so I'd love to give the 1:17:25.760 --> 1:17:28.519 insight on what goes on behind closed doors. 1:17:30.360 --> 1:17:33.120 If you'd love to give the insight, then fucking give it. 1:17:33.280 --> 1:17:35.639 And then last July he asked again like he's been 1:17:35.680 --> 1:17:38.400 sitting on a secret for so long, and then comes 1:17:38.439 --> 1:17:39.640 on and asks. 1:17:39.439 --> 1:17:42.879 Us, I want to know the secret. 1:17:43.120 --> 1:17:45.360 Imagine they're being a murder in your house and a 1:17:45.360 --> 1:17:49.599 policeman coming in being like, all right, what a reckon happened? Guys? 1:17:49.880 --> 1:17:52.280 This murder? Do you know? What do you reckon happen? 1:17:53.360 --> 1:17:55.839 Do you know what I think happened? He was murdered? 1:17:57.439 --> 1:17:58.880 And then the next day we've got a lead. What 1:17:58.920 --> 1:18:06.320 happened it? Come my price? Now's my address. If you've 1:18:06.320 --> 1:18:09.400 got an issage, just you that you actually, in fact, 1:18:09.400 --> 1:18:11.360 you hate to bring us anything, to be honest, like, 1:18:11.400 --> 1:18:13.080 you don't have to bring us a secret. Just ask 1:18:13.160 --> 1:18:15.439 us something you've noticed, something you hate to appreciate. What 1:18:15.439 --> 1:18:15.760 are you doing? 1:18:15.840 --> 1:18:18.160 Which one does that fall under the hotel linen? Shit, 1:18:20.600 --> 1:18:22.479 we never said something you've wondered. 1:18:23.000 --> 1:18:24.760 Good call. Maybe we need to add it in something 1:18:24.760 --> 1:18:31.880 you've noticed hate wonder to appreciate? Too fucking wordy, thanks, Joshua. 1:18:31.960 --> 1:18:33.160 We know, we just we're just playing it. 1:18:33.240 --> 1:18:36.360 Yeah, we're just racing your darling as we do. I 1:18:36.400 --> 1:18:40.080 just don't think there is anything secretive about the process. 1:18:40.080 --> 1:18:42.360 They just wash them so that they're no longer dirty, 1:18:42.760 --> 1:18:43.800 and therefore they are clean. 1:18:44.000 --> 1:18:45.920 I'd imagine there's a shit tone of bleach. 1:18:45.680 --> 1:18:51.400 As well, probably and fabric softenert a hotel over Valentine's 1:18:51.400 --> 1:18:53.360 saying there's just something about hotel Linen, and I was like, 1:18:53.400 --> 1:18:56.040 what do they do? What's their secret that's intrigued? Also 1:18:56.240 --> 1:18:58.200 was a king bed. There's something about that that's luxuryous. 1:18:58.240 --> 1:19:00.320 To tell me, How is your first Valentine Day with 1:19:00.360 --> 1:19:01.360 Sean and what happened? 1:19:01.400 --> 1:19:05.000 Oh? It was nice. Yeah. I booked a hotel room 1:19:05.080 --> 1:19:06.719 close to his office so we didn't have to commute 1:19:06.760 --> 1:19:07.120 or anything. 1:19:07.160 --> 1:19:09.040 Gorgeous, very sweet because we did not live. 1:19:08.920 --> 1:19:11.000 Near each other in Sydney. It's bloody northern beaches. 1:19:11.680 --> 1:19:13.280 It took an hour more than an hour. 1:19:13.400 --> 1:19:15.080 Oh, it depends on time to day. It's actually not 1:19:15.160 --> 1:19:16.639 that bad. It's usually forty minutes or something. 1:19:16.960 --> 1:19:18.240 And I used to do it by the way it 1:19:18.240 --> 1:19:18.920 works and worked out. 1:19:18.920 --> 1:19:20.400 Oh yeah, you were in the Shire fucking out. 1:19:20.320 --> 1:19:21.920 And he was in North Sydney, so it was fine. 1:19:21.800 --> 1:19:25.920 Rap yeah yeah. So I booked a hotel close to 1:19:26.160 --> 1:19:28.400 where he works, so it was just kind of easy, 1:19:28.520 --> 1:19:32.240 lovely and again nearly the first fight, I said, I'll 1:19:32.280 --> 1:19:34.599 ask for late checkout the next morning and he goes, great, 1:19:34.600 --> 1:19:37.200 I'll work from home as in from the hotel and 1:19:37.240 --> 1:19:39.040 then the next morning, he gets up and goes, actually, 1:19:39.040 --> 1:19:40.800 I might just head to the office. I was like, 1:19:41.600 --> 1:19:43.479 I've got late checkout. I'm just going to sit here 1:19:43.479 --> 1:19:44.080 by myself. 1:19:45.000 --> 1:19:45.720 So what did you do? 1:19:46.360 --> 1:19:49.680 Just sat there? I actually ended up leaving kind of 1:19:49.680 --> 1:19:51.360 early because I was like, why am I here? Why 1:19:51.360 --> 1:19:53.080 am I in this hotel doing nothing? I may just 1:19:53.120 --> 1:19:53.360 go home. 1:19:53.400 --> 1:19:54.920 I've got shit today, and you'd had the dinner the 1:19:54.960 --> 1:19:55.759 night before, which. 1:19:55.880 --> 1:19:57.599 Yeah, it was. It was It was perfect, to be honest, 1:19:57.600 --> 1:19:58.519 I'm just bitching. 1:19:58.600 --> 1:19:58.840 Cute. 1:19:59.200 --> 1:20:02.560 It was perfect. It was lovely. I sent roses to 1:20:02.720 --> 1:20:06.800 his office cute. That's adorable, which I feel like when 1:20:06.840 --> 1:20:08.080 I worked in an office, I was like, one of 1:20:08.120 --> 1:20:10.400 these days, I'll get a surprise thing. Rock up because 1:20:10.400 --> 1:20:12.160 you get to gloat to your colleagues like, oh, who 1:20:12.240 --> 1:20:14.719 were the flowers? Oh they're for me? Yeah, And apparently 1:20:14.760 --> 1:20:16.920 everyone was like hudded around his desk like, oh my god, 1:20:17.000 --> 1:20:19.439 someone got flowers. I might have made a lot of 1:20:20.240 --> 1:20:22.080 a lot of his colleagues jealous. There might have been 1:20:22.120 --> 1:20:23.439 some upset husbands that night. 1:20:23.479 --> 1:20:24.200 I can imagine. 1:20:24.280 --> 1:20:27.680 Y yeah, yeah, absolutely, But yeah, it's not really as 1:20:27.680 --> 1:20:30.320 exciting when I work from home. No no one to 1:20:30.720 --> 1:20:31.280 lord it over. 1:20:31.360 --> 1:20:33.040 You know, did you have passionate sex? 1:20:36.240 --> 1:20:36.479 Sure? 1:20:36.560 --> 1:20:36.760 Yeah? 1:20:38.280 --> 1:20:42.360 Oh sorry, sorry, well it's Valentine's What are they Mormons? No? 1:20:42.520 --> 1:20:47.679 We crochet? Yeah? What did you expect pitching our you quilt? 1:20:48.880 --> 1:20:50.880 Sorry, I'm just trying to work in your granddad saying 1:20:50.920 --> 1:20:52.719 what he said. But in regards to you two having. 1:20:52.880 --> 1:20:54.879 Passionate no mucking around, they're backing. 1:20:54.680 --> 1:20:57.799 Around happy, get better than mucking around. But your buttsal 1:20:57.880 --> 1:20:58.840 no mucking around, get better? 1:20:58.880 --> 1:20:59.400 Oh my god. 1:20:59.760 --> 1:21:01.720 Well this is a stark contrast because this is our 1:21:01.760 --> 1:21:03.920 fifth feet day together. Hey Den, I yeah, and we 1:21:04.040 --> 1:21:07.720 spend our day arguing about understairs storage. We went to 1:21:07.800 --> 1:21:08.519 four open houses. 1:21:09.200 --> 1:21:10.240 Did this argument get exactly? 1:21:10.479 --> 1:21:12.760 It wasn't that bad. It's just he vetoed a few 1:21:12.760 --> 1:21:14.719 apartments because there was no understair storage. 1:21:15.000 --> 1:21:17.760 You know, once it gets to like really you know, 1:21:17.880 --> 1:21:20.000 crunch time, where it's like fu fuck, we're gonna be homeless, 1:21:20.040 --> 1:21:22.599 you'll see'll start to be less picky. 1:21:22.760 --> 1:21:25.720 There's three weeks. It takes two weeks. Yeah, you are 1:21:25.760 --> 1:21:27.640 to pack up and then you've got to get a 1:21:27.760 --> 1:21:30.080 lease date. What you forget is when you get an 1:21:30.120 --> 1:21:33.800 apartment or you look on domain, it says available. 1:21:33.400 --> 1:21:35.200 From and we finned it's not for another month. 1:21:35.360 --> 1:21:37.680 Yes, so we need to find something not only in 1:21:37.760 --> 1:21:39.920 our price rage, not only has everything we want has 1:21:40.000 --> 1:21:42.400 under fucking stair storage, and it's available as of our 1:21:42.439 --> 1:21:44.519 moving date because our move out dates to Wednesday. So 1:21:44.600 --> 1:21:45.640 it's like, oh, you. 1:21:45.760 --> 1:21:48.200 Didn't reel though, did you. You didn't say, okay, babe, 1:21:48.240 --> 1:21:49.960 we'll look for understaird storage. 1:21:49.760 --> 1:21:52.240 On the one that we just we just potentially might 1:21:52.320 --> 1:21:54.560 be getting. Let's have a look. I air dropped you 1:21:54.600 --> 1:21:56.960 guys the video. Let's see if it's got understand storage 1:21:56.960 --> 1:21:58.519 because it's a flight of stairs. Let's have a look. 1:21:59.240 --> 1:22:01.719 Oh, it's because one thing to have stairs, but without 1:22:01.760 --> 1:22:07.920 the storage. Oh I there's a big door under the stairs. Good, 1:22:08.240 --> 1:22:11.040 that's where the fridge goes. And there's three understorms. 1:22:12.840 --> 1:22:15.320 Oh he'll be so. And it's got my car port 1:22:15.360 --> 1:22:17.320 because I'm buying a Tesla and I want to get 1:22:17.360 --> 1:22:20.640 a charger. Oh really, Yeah, I wanted it to have 1:22:20.760 --> 1:22:23.920 a car port because I don't want to electric car. 1:22:23.960 --> 1:22:25.800 They not be able to charge the damn thing. Yeah, 1:22:26.160 --> 1:22:27.760 so I wanted to charge it inside. So I needed 1:22:27.800 --> 1:22:30.120 a garage. And there's one place I went to. Shit, 1:22:30.160 --> 1:22:34.040 you not in Loichhart disgusting suburb. That name makes me gross, 1:22:34.120 --> 1:22:35.559 Like like Art just feels gross. 1:22:35.560 --> 1:22:37.519 It's so bad for chart. It had so much potential 1:22:37.600 --> 1:22:39.760 but now it's just yuck. I agree. So like the 1:22:39.880 --> 1:22:40.960 Hidden Italy part. 1:22:40.800 --> 1:22:43.920 Of I went to acting school there for a week 1:22:43.960 --> 1:22:47.040 and then quit. You yes in Lialy, like like. 1:22:47.120 --> 1:22:50.280 Art's just this gross suburban paramounta road and then they've 1:22:50.320 --> 1:22:52.040 just got this hidden bit that looks like Rome. 1:22:52.800 --> 1:22:55.040 Really it's like a mini coliseum and the next to 1:22:55.080 --> 1:22:56.599 a sushi restaurant and a grill bird. 1:22:56.720 --> 1:22:59.120 Yeah, Like you go in and it's like a normal 1:22:59.240 --> 1:23:01.120 from outside, and then you go in and. 1:23:01.160 --> 1:23:04.280 It's like is it just me or is Lighthart fucked? Anyway, 1:23:04.320 --> 1:23:05.800 we went to an open house in a like Art 1:23:06.080 --> 1:23:07.800 and there was a garage and I'm like, great, this 1:23:07.880 --> 1:23:09.439 is what I want. And then the price was good. 1:23:09.479 --> 1:23:11.200 I'm like, oh, he's like like Hart though, and she 1:23:11.280 --> 1:23:14.000 went just fyi, Mitch and Hayden. The garage is not 1:23:14.080 --> 1:23:17.240 including the property doing with it. It's a separate rental 1:23:17.280 --> 1:23:19.680 for two hundred a week. Are you serious, Lighthart? So 1:23:19.880 --> 1:23:22.080 it was a garage in the house. The master bedroom 1:23:22.160 --> 1:23:25.120 was above it. So if if you were asleep at night, 1:23:25.439 --> 1:23:29.280 the renter or the tenant of the garage would be 1:23:29.320 --> 1:23:30.800 able to come in and out with the door that 1:23:30.880 --> 1:23:31.760 connected to the house. 1:23:31.960 --> 1:23:33.439 That's really fun. That's weird. 1:23:33.520 --> 1:23:36.080 I think it was illegal to be ridiculous anyway. So 1:23:36.200 --> 1:23:38.759 that is how grim it's been. But that has understore storage. 1:23:38.760 --> 1:23:39.519 So I'm going to make an offer. 1:23:39.680 --> 1:23:42.960 Yeah, well, fingers and ties get it. Where is it again? 1:23:43.200 --> 1:23:44.400 It's in Newtown. 1:23:45.720 --> 1:23:47.479 As long as you've got the car port, you'll be fine, 1:23:47.520 --> 1:23:49.479 because parking in Newtown. Don't get me fun. I know 1:23:50.000 --> 1:23:52.599 I had to street park in Newtown. It was fucking awful. 1:23:52.640 --> 1:23:54.519 You've got a car port. He'll be there. We'll be kay. 1:23:54.640 --> 1:23:57.280 We'll be kay, be kay. That's what everyone says, will 1:23:57.280 --> 1:23:59.000 be kay, so we'll be right. Oh and then we 1:23:59.040 --> 1:24:01.480 had a ciner Bondon for valu Day. Not a euphemism. 1:24:01.720 --> 1:24:04.639 Well, cinnemon ll What did you do for your first 1:24:04.720 --> 1:24:05.439 Valentine's Day? 1:24:05.560 --> 1:24:08.000 Oh my, I don't remember. I think I actually I do. 1:24:08.600 --> 1:24:10.439 I woke up mate Haye and pancakes, had him a 1:24:10.520 --> 1:24:12.519 card and brought him a box with all his favorite things. 1:24:13.360 --> 1:24:14.280 He did a similar thing. 1:24:14.320 --> 1:24:16.280 I remember that actually for me. Sorry you know what 1:24:16.360 --> 1:24:19.120 I was. I was digging myself up for sending flowers 1:24:19.160 --> 1:24:21.200 to Shawn's office. I forgot to give him credit where 1:24:21.240 --> 1:24:24.000 it's due. Yeah, so I thought I won. I sent 1:24:24.080 --> 1:24:27.000 flowers to the office. I checked into the hotel around two. 1:24:27.320 --> 1:24:31.080 He didn't finish work until five. But unbeknownst to me, 1:24:31.880 --> 1:24:34.920 he had been in cahoots with the hotel staff during 1:24:34.960 --> 1:24:37.360 his lunch break and snuck into the hotel before I 1:24:37.439 --> 1:24:39.479 got there. So when I arrived, there was flowers and 1:24:39.520 --> 1:24:42.720 chocolates and shit on the bed. And so I walked in, 1:24:42.920 --> 1:24:44.920 and being an entitled prick, I was like, Oh, that's nice, 1:24:44.960 --> 1:24:46.200 complimentary stuff in the hotel. 1:24:46.360 --> 1:24:46.559 Yeah. 1:24:46.680 --> 1:24:48.120 And then like an hour later I looked closely and 1:24:48.160 --> 1:24:49.519 I was like, wait, there's a car with my name 1:24:49.560 --> 1:24:51.400 and it. Oh my god, how did Sean break in 1:24:51.560 --> 1:24:52.400 before I arrived? 1:24:52.880 --> 1:24:54.000 That's so cute. 1:24:54.080 --> 1:24:57.559 Ye wow, he's a keeper. Yeh, sure, that's actually very cute. 1:24:57.640 --> 1:24:57.960 Here we go. 1:24:58.000 --> 1:24:59.560 I found it from our first day. This was in 1:24:59.640 --> 1:25:01.519 two nineteen. Fucking wow. 1:25:02.360 --> 1:25:03.759 I do remember that pancakes. 1:25:03.800 --> 1:25:05.120 We both got each other cards. 1:25:05.520 --> 1:25:07.240 It's probably golden stirruple. 1:25:06.880 --> 1:25:11.560 Probably nudes. Stop it, I'll look at us. When we 1:25:11.640 --> 1:25:15.200 were okay, young we were I forget like that fucking 1:25:15.240 --> 1:25:18.519 heart stop a show. I've never seen it, but I 1:25:18.560 --> 1:25:19.720 assume it was tragic. 1:25:19.600 --> 1:25:19.960 Haven't you. 1:25:20.920 --> 1:25:22.240 I don't like sad. I've told you. 1:25:22.400 --> 1:25:23.000 He's not sad. 1:25:23.840 --> 1:25:24.519 Doesn't he die? 1:25:25.200 --> 1:25:25.240 No? 1:25:25.760 --> 1:25:26.639 Doesn't his heart stop? 1:25:27.520 --> 1:25:27.560 No? 1:25:28.600 --> 1:25:30.599 The only reason that people our age found it sad 1:25:30.600 --> 1:25:32.320 because they were fucking jealous, so they didn't have a 1:25:32.400 --> 1:25:33.880 young gay love story in high school? 1:25:34.080 --> 1:25:34.640 Would that? 1:25:34.760 --> 1:25:36.880 And it's like a yearning for what we didn't have. 1:25:37.040 --> 1:25:39.240 But we couldn't have ever had just be happy for them? 1:25:39.520 --> 1:25:40.920 No, I am I should never seen I thought, No, 1:25:40.960 --> 1:25:41.879 I'm talking broadly. 1:25:42.000 --> 1:25:44.000 I got it. I thought it was about some of 1:25:44.040 --> 1:25:44.639 cardiac arrest. 1:25:44.680 --> 1:25:47.240 Event I tried to watch it with Sean and he goes, no, 1:25:47.280 --> 1:25:48.960 it'll be too triggering. I was like, grow up. 1:25:49.640 --> 1:25:52.080 Truthfully, he's worried about veggiemar, but he's not worried about 1:25:52.080 --> 1:25:52.679 young gay love. 1:25:53.720 --> 1:25:53.760 No. 1:25:54.000 --> 1:25:56.080 We watch it eventually, and I was right. Of course, 1:25:56.280 --> 1:25:56.760 it's a sin. 1:25:56.880 --> 1:25:58.800 On the other hand, truly, oh maddic, and I will 1:25:58.880 --> 1:25:59.760 never recover from that. 1:26:00.160 --> 1:26:00.679 Not never. 1:26:00.920 --> 1:26:05.120 It's really it's awful, but very interesting watch. Jenna hasn't 1:26:05.120 --> 1:26:07.880 watched it, of course, because she's a nepotism baby, and 1:26:08.000 --> 1:26:10.320 she doesn't need to watch when you unerstand, why watch it? 1:26:10.560 --> 1:26:12.479 That's what she says every day, Why watch it? 1:26:12.520 --> 1:26:16.719 I understand? Named after her great grandfather stands. 1:26:19.280 --> 1:26:22.880 Yep, you know what streets uncle is named stan Oh, sorry, 1:26:22.880 --> 1:26:24.559 you got it? Rhyme's great uncle. You know what street 1:26:24.560 --> 1:26:31.800 she lived on growing up, Paramount Plassway. True? True? 1:26:31.880 --> 1:26:32.559 What induvo? 1:26:34.120 --> 1:26:34.360 Yeah? 1:26:35.200 --> 1:26:39.240 You know what The family catchphrase is, hey you, because 1:26:39.240 --> 1:26:40.160 they're all they own in law. 1:26:40.600 --> 1:26:42.640 That's our catchphrase, Hey you. You had the start of 1:26:42.680 --> 1:26:43.200 every episode. 1:26:43.240 --> 1:26:45.439 But we're not nebow babies. I've done the hard yards, 1:26:46.960 --> 1:26:47.800 hard hard yards. 1:26:48.560 --> 1:26:49.720 Yeah, no, no, no. 1:26:50.040 --> 1:26:52.360 Also, you and I had the option to be nepo babies. 1:26:52.520 --> 1:26:55.040 I could have really dominated the wine industry. 1:26:55.000 --> 1:26:57.240 If I had any interest in farming. Oh, that's what 1:26:57.320 --> 1:26:57.599 I mean. 1:26:57.680 --> 1:27:00.799 You'd be the you'd be the king of castle. 1:27:01.640 --> 1:27:04.000 Yeah, you got to own the parking of a homestead. 1:27:04.160 --> 1:27:06.960 Yes, you could have had sheep wrapped arown your little finger. 1:27:07.240 --> 1:27:09.439 You could have owned the park's dish. 1:27:10.560 --> 1:27:13.880 Not really, I could run into astronomy and shit or whatever. 1:27:13.920 --> 1:27:14.080 It is. 1:27:14.200 --> 1:27:17.760 True, that's what I mean. See, I don't really drink wine. 1:27:17.760 --> 1:27:20.240 I've stopped drinking alcohol, by the way, everyone altogether in 1:27:20.280 --> 1:27:21.000 about three months. 1:27:21.280 --> 1:27:23.400 Well that wouldn't have been hard because you didn't really 1:27:23.439 --> 1:27:24.280 drink much at all, I know. 1:27:24.439 --> 1:27:25.920 But then I was like, I'm having like one every 1:27:25.960 --> 1:27:27.280 now and again. If I go for dinner, I'll get 1:27:27.280 --> 1:27:29.000 a drink or a wine. And then I'm like, I'm 1:27:29.040 --> 1:27:30.760 going to just cut it out altogether. And you know what, 1:27:31.640 --> 1:27:32.720 I feel exactly the same. 1:27:33.200 --> 1:27:37.519 Yeah, I've been cutting back a lot, which it's been good. Actually, yeah, 1:27:38.040 --> 1:27:38.519 good good. 1:27:38.560 --> 1:27:40.519 You still done those vile green juices? 1:27:40.880 --> 1:27:42.080 Yeah, of course, you know what you do. 1:27:42.120 --> 1:27:43.880 That's lovely. Mitch has a soda stream in his house 1:27:44.080 --> 1:27:45.800 and he makes sugar free drinks for you when you 1:27:45.880 --> 1:27:47.320 come over. It reminds me of my NaN's. 1:27:47.520 --> 1:27:50.760 Yeah, sugar free drinks are so good, so. 1:27:50.920 --> 1:27:54.000 Yummy, yummy, Coddy sugar free or do you use the 1:27:54.000 --> 1:27:55.559 soda stream o G syrups. 1:27:55.760 --> 1:27:57.560 Yeah, it's like the soda stream syrups that you just 1:27:57.640 --> 1:27:58.960 put in the bubbly water. It's gold. 1:27:59.120 --> 1:28:02.599 You can get diet sun kissed and like lemon lime 1:28:02.680 --> 1:28:03.839 from coals. It's amazing. 1:28:04.040 --> 1:28:05.800 But if I want a some kissed, I want full 1:28:05.840 --> 1:28:07.519 of sugar. No, I'm not pissing around. 1:28:07.680 --> 1:28:10.560 Hey, we knocked it when we had a star on 1:28:11.960 --> 1:28:14.680 as a guest host a couple months ago. But the 1:28:14.800 --> 1:28:17.600 new Sprite no Sugar is really good. It tastes like 1:28:17.640 --> 1:28:18.439 full sugar sprite. 1:28:18.720 --> 1:28:21.880 I can't taste. No, it tastes the same, but it 1:28:21.880 --> 1:28:24.040 doesn't have the same effect when you're hungover that the 1:28:24.120 --> 1:28:25.800 sugar is what nurses you back to. 1:28:25.880 --> 1:28:27.840 Hell, I know, but if it still tastes the same, 1:28:28.120 --> 1:28:31.880 me me, dummy, you know, me drinks sprite, me happy boy? Right, okay, 1:28:32.360 --> 1:28:35.760 but like you tell me, I'm drinking sprite and it's 1:28:35.760 --> 1:28:37.920 Sprite no sugar. I don't know the difference. 1:28:38.200 --> 1:28:38.400 I do. 1:28:38.760 --> 1:28:41.000 I very much do interesting cocno sugar. I can tell 1:28:41.000 --> 1:28:42.479 when the mac is waitress. I don't know why they 1:28:42.520 --> 1:28:43.439 always do it waitress. 1:28:43.439 --> 1:28:45.120 I don't drink coke for the sugar, though, I drink 1:28:45.120 --> 1:28:47.120 it for the caffeines. I don't mind a cocono sugar. 1:28:47.439 --> 1:28:49.479 But the Sprite is for the fucking sugar. 1:28:49.840 --> 1:28:50.880 Is that caffeine and sprite? 1:28:50.960 --> 1:28:51.080 Now? 1:28:51.640 --> 1:28:52.840 Yeah? I forget that sprite? 1:28:54.240 --> 1:28:59.800 Yeah yeah, that was your first dog generating vile nepotism. Baby, Well, 1:29:00.080 --> 1:29:04.080 all right, we shall go. We should go, don't forget. 1:29:04.120 --> 1:29:06.000 You can text us now in twenty twenty three for 1:29:06.120 --> 1:29:09.599 season five if you like. We've partnered with Crazy John. 1:29:09.720 --> 1:29:11.200 Do I have to give the who? 1:29:12.600 --> 1:29:12.720 Oh? 1:29:12.800 --> 1:29:16.600 Is it we've part with Dodo? Yes, Crazy John and 1:29:16.680 --> 1:29:17.280 the number. 1:29:17.160 --> 1:29:21.479 Is four one two seven one two oh ninety Yeah 1:29:22.200 --> 1:29:25.760 in touch. We hope this podcast made you feel at 1:29:25.840 --> 1:29:28.639 least oh five, Do we go up again? 1:29:28.720 --> 1:29:29.800 Let's two five season five? 1:29:29.800 --> 1:29:31.880 Because we went three percent better after the third year. Oh, 1:29:31.920 --> 1:29:34.000 it's based on the year, is it. Yeah, it's just 1:29:34.080 --> 1:29:35.760 our fourth year. On our third year we went to 1:29:35.840 --> 1:29:38.000 three percent, so we're still on three percent. We hope 1:29:38.040 --> 1:29:40.760 this podcast made you feel at least three percent better today. 1:29:40.800 --> 1:29:41.160 That's all. 1:29:41.200 --> 1:29:42.400 Wait, now, this is our fifth year. 1:29:43.360 --> 1:29:43.960 No it's not. 1:29:44.760 --> 1:29:48.120 No, but we started in twenty nineteen. Yeah, just five 1:29:48.200 --> 1:29:52.519 years old. No, No, it's not in nineteen twenty nineteen, 1:29:53.040 --> 1:29:58.000 twenty two, twenty three, twenty nineteen. 1:29:58.240 --> 1:30:00.599 But that's not a one year anniversary. And we started. 1:30:00.640 --> 1:30:02.880 The one year anniversary is twenty twenty, so it's twenty nineteen, 1:30:03.200 --> 1:30:03.760 twenty twenty. 1:30:04.040 --> 1:30:06.759 Every year, it was based on the years we've been active. 1:30:07.560 --> 1:30:09.840 No, but the day we started in twenty nineteen wasn't 1:30:09.840 --> 1:30:11.960 our one year annivers thary. Our one year anniversary was 1:30:12.000 --> 1:30:12.599 in twenty twenty. 1:30:12.720 --> 1:30:13.679 Okay, so that's four years. 1:30:14.439 --> 1:30:15.879 Well it will be in September. 1:30:15.960 --> 1:30:19.640 Yes, Oh god, since when do we go by Gregorian 1:30:19.760 --> 1:30:20.920 calendar standards? Well? 1:30:20.960 --> 1:30:22.760 What percentage do you want me to say? What do 1:30:22.880 --> 1:30:23.280 you hope? 1:30:23.400 --> 1:30:27.200 What if we go by season five? Skipped four? Here 1:30:27.240 --> 1:30:29.720 we have and then are really upset some people? Yeah, 1:30:31.120 --> 1:30:33.040 why don't we all just think of a number and 1:30:33.160 --> 1:30:34.240 we say the number we think. 1:30:35.240 --> 1:30:37.800 We hope this podcast made you field nine percent better. 1:30:38.040 --> 1:30:39.160 They're just going for seventy one. 1:30:39.280 --> 1:30:41.519 I was going for seven. Oh, seventy one is a 1:30:41.640 --> 1:30:44.080 big promise. We can't fucking lift people's mood that much. 1:30:44.160 --> 1:30:46.759 Let's stick to three and we'll going up in increments. 1:30:46.800 --> 1:30:48.960 All right, All right, Well we hope this podcast made 1:30:48.960 --> 1:30:51.000 you feel at least three percent better today. That's all 1:30:51.560 --> 1:30:53.519 so it is. 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