Speaker 1: This just.
Speaker 2: Stood a black couple of mitches.
Speaker 3: Hello, you derace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood.
Speaker 2: And kind of fun just you.
Speaker 4: You feelthy unhinged bitch?
Speaker 3: Honestly is Michui and Mitchell Coosh hollowre you welcome back here?
Speaker 2: We're back season five.
Speaker 5: Hollo.
Speaker 4: It feels like I've been going for like six months,
Speaker 4: not too my truly.
Speaker 2: I feel like Maddie mccairn, except found like we've been
Speaker 2: gone for so long. I had so many messages saying
Speaker 2: when the hell are you coming back? And they were
Speaker 2: sweet around Christmas.
Speaker 4: Then they were starting to get more and more aggressive.
Speaker 4: Don't they know?
Speaker 2: They were concerned for a bit, they were worried, and
Speaker 2: then the last couple of weeks they turned real dark.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they get a bit fairer with this, like hurry up,
Speaker 4: like we are. I do feel a bit bad disrupting
Speaker 4: people through teams. Yes, like if it's in there Monday
Speaker 4: morning routine, a new episode and we're not delivering that,
Speaker 4: I feel a bit bad. But it's fine.
Speaker 2: We're back because what we're here every Monday morning will
Speaker 2: be in your podcast feet Yeah.
Speaker 4: Season five, can you believe the teal era.
Speaker 2: I know we're in our tea area surrounded by it's
Speaker 2: more blue. It's like a deep sea blue. It's good
Speaker 2: Fiji if it's a Fiji water blue. Great to have
Speaker 2: you back. You've had all your work done, the gastric banding,
Speaker 2: you've had full facial work, and you look phenomenal.
Speaker 4: I haven't had any work done, although I am going
Speaker 4: back to pilates now.
Speaker 2: Congrats.
Speaker 4: Yes, thank you. I'm sure as fuck, but I feel
Speaker 4: like it's toning me up a little bit.
Speaker 2: It's gonna say go Sean. I've also been to your
Speaker 2: new house. Hilarious that you have a brand new property
Speaker 2: and a couple of years ago you said your dream
Speaker 2: was to live in a retirement village, and now you
Speaker 2: have fulfilled that dream. You are living in a full
Speaker 2: time retirement village.
Speaker 4: It's not actually a retirement village, but it's got so
Speaker 4: much retirement village energy and it suits me just fine.
Speaker 2: You enter and there's a boomgate and he goes, I'm
Speaker 2: visiting my friend Mitchell Coombs.
Speaker 4: It's a very gated community. It is.
Speaker 2: I called me. I'm like, where do I go? Drive
Speaker 2: past the tennis court and then once you get to
Speaker 2: the seven eleven. Yeah, in the village and you make
Speaker 2: it left and then right at the roller coaster.
Speaker 4: Where are you living?
Speaker 2: It is palatial and gorgeous. Congratulations, I love it.
Speaker 4: I'm settling in just fine.
Speaker 2: Back for season five. Price Keeper General is here high Bi.
Speaker 4: Hi, how are you You have.
Speaker 2: A good break?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I did nice break Because you we haven't seen. I
Speaker 2: haven't really seen any of you. I saw Mitch in
Speaker 2: the break. We had a couple of brainstorm sessions and lunches,
Speaker 2: and I haven't s This is the first time i've
Speaker 2: seen jennering like three months.
Speaker 4: We saw each other lost. What do you guys work
Speaker 4: in the same building? How is that possible? But you
Speaker 4: don't see it.
Speaker 2: You think we talk outside of this show.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I saw you.
Speaker 4: We didn't talk.
Speaker 2: I know we saw you.
Speaker 7: Know.
Speaker 4: Well, listen, Jenner and I've been working our toushes off
Speaker 4: during the break.
Speaker 2: Don't that sounds very pointed?
Speaker 4: Because later on we've got a very exciting guest joining
Speaker 4: the podcast. It's exciting for us. Put it that way,
Speaker 4: and I'm not going to reveal who it is just yet,
Speaker 4: but I reckon a lot of people listening are to
Speaker 4: get a solid nostalgia hit out of this.
Speaker 2: Not me. I'm not sold. I'm not convinced.
Speaker 4: Oh no, this guest meant a lot to us during
Speaker 4: our childhood.
Speaker 2: Bye, now how much it means to you. I'm still
Speaker 2: not convinced. And also, like coming from my gig in
Speaker 2: a weird way, this guest.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, so what I'm gonna say?
Speaker 2: So I'm a bit competitive. I got my backup express
Speaker 2: a good cat Oka. But one of you asked how
Speaker 2: I my break was?
Speaker 4: How was your break?
Speaker 2: It's fine, nothing really happened.
Speaker 4: Did you go on an actual holiday?
Speaker 2: Did we go on actual holiday?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: We had three weeks off, but we did nothing.
Speaker 4: We said, yeah, I'm really craving one. There's such a
Speaker 4: difference between having time off and an actual holiday because like,
Speaker 4: I'm feeling a little bit refreshed because I had time off,
Speaker 4: but I need to actually go somewhere and relax.
Speaker 2: You know. Oh totally. We didn't have any of that,
Speaker 2: which is a shame. We're in a wedding season. All
Speaker 2: our friends are getting fucking married. So for the next
Speaker 2: three weekends, Pride, we have a wedding Friday and then
Speaker 2: a Wednesday and then a Friday again.
Speaker 4: Shock any of them gay weddings. Not what Jerry Sidney
Speaker 4: Well pride homophobic. You have to go to straight lover case.
Speaker 2: Thankful, I'm aphobic.
Speaker 4: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: One big thing that did happen during the break is
Speaker 2: that we were evicted from our property. We were given
Speaker 2: the four week noter and as you know you're keeping up,
Speaker 2: the house was being sold but it didn't sell because
Speaker 2: we're in the middle of a you know, inflation's fucked.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was going to say, you've been like bitching about Oh,
Speaker 4: I have to leave my house for at least six months.
Speaker 2: Actually November when they said, hey, we're selling it and
Speaker 2: it wasn't selling longer.
Speaker 6: It's been longer than that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got no concept of time. Look, it all
Speaker 2: blends into one. It's sold now. And because we were
Speaker 2: on week to week, we have four weeks to get
Speaker 2: out now three weeks officially. Yeah, in a rental crisis.
Speaker 2: And that is actually what my first digym is of
Speaker 2: the year, My first agym of the season.
Speaker 4: If you knew here, I gym is an acronym, yes.
Speaker 2: Ja and anidjym is something we've noticed, something we hate
Speaker 2: or appreciate. It's how we start the show. The same
Speaker 2: every week. We actually have an isssage as you on
Speaker 2: the show as well. That's your chance to come on
Speaker 2: and vent and give us something that you've noticed.
Speaker 4: How to wait? So mischatting with our gorgeous listeners, I
Speaker 4: will say I have missed the show too, absolutely like
Speaker 4: I'm doing that many fucking shows now.
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous. No, I'm not gloating. It's too much. This
Speaker 2: is a cry for help.
Speaker 4: And when are we going to get your new co
Speaker 4: hosts on. It's going to be so odd for you
Speaker 4: having all of your co hosts in the one room.
Speaker 4: I want those girls written Laura from the pick Up
Speaker 4: to come in here and so it's just like all
Speaker 4: of your lovers in the same room. I know you
Speaker 4: too well, colligning.
Speaker 2: I think i'd freak out, you know how sometimes I
Speaker 2: get really overwhelmed, I just stop talking.
Speaker 4: I do feel like you're probably a bit more feral
Speaker 4: on is it just me than you are in the pickup?
Speaker 4: So if they see this side of you, they might
Speaker 4: be a bit confronted.
Speaker 2: Oh you think they're going to rescind the cap?
Speaker 4: Well, if I'm in the room and I'll bring that
Speaker 4: out of you, you definitely will alight, we'll try to
Speaker 4: get the girls on.
Speaker 2: Yes, I have launched the pickup pre Drive on Kiss
Speaker 2: right around Australia.
Speaker 4: If you want to listen to you ousted our Kate
Speaker 4: and did not?
Speaker 2: I did not oust Kately.
Speaker 4: Kate. Well, you're currently hosting her old radio slot and
Speaker 4: she's without work, so it sounds like you ousted Kate.
Speaker 2: If you're on an exclusive. I spoke to Kate. I did,
Speaker 2: and we're all good.
Speaker 4: She was like, yes, of course, marvelous Mitch.
Speaker 2: I'll be reflogging my book come Mother's Day. Just make
Speaker 2: sure you get me on.
Speaker 4: I do feel like Kate is probably happy to not
Speaker 4: have to work. Like she's not the most like a workaholic.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't call her a workaholic, would you?
Speaker 2: No way? And if you have Kate on Instagram, all
Speaker 2: she's doing is gallivanting at red carpets in Gucci. I'm like,
Speaker 2: she's just in Gucci blazers, Gucci shoes and much. She's
Speaker 2: living her best life. She's such a random woman.
Speaker 4: I love her. She just sent me at eleven fifty
Speaker 4: nine one night, a Christmas tree and a love heart emoji.
Speaker 4: No text, that was it?
Speaker 2: That was it? In the week leading up to her
Speaker 2: after Christmas.
Speaker 4: I think so it was the week before Christmas. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think I get that.
Speaker 2: That kind of checks out.
Speaker 4: I didn't know what to reply, like, thanks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks, but no thanks thanks Kate?
Speaker 4: Anyway, s did you kick off with your Is it
Speaker 4: just me?
Speaker 2: I should?
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 2: This is the first agem of the year. Oh do
Speaker 2: we book Bradley's Bradley back? Of course?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Is now not the time to be picky during a
Speaker 2: global fucking rental crisis? Jesus Christ?
Speaker 4: Is it global or is it most to Sydney? Well, no,
Speaker 4: it's global. Actually I read the Adelaide's rental crisis is
Speaker 4: somehow worse than Sydney's. If you have to rank all
Speaker 4: the city in Australia.
Speaker 2: Yes, really. The problem is there's not enough dwellings for
Speaker 2: people to live in. That's the issue. So then skyrockets.
Speaker 2: The prize inflation is terrible. People up the rent it
Speaker 2: is so bad. And Haden and I on the weekend,
Speaker 2: hating my part, we went to twelve open houses.
Speaker 4: Twelve or twelve. I told you to get onto the
Speaker 4: rent ferry. They'll go to the inspections for you. I
Speaker 4: have application and everything.
Speaker 2: I've spoken to the rent fairy communication. Yeah, she's fucking
Speaker 2: amazing if you need to rent, rent and free. But
Speaker 2: I don't work Fridays and weekends, so I'm like, I'll
Speaker 2: do it. I'll just do this fair enough.
Speaker 4: But some of them, I feel like they do this
Speaker 4: on purpose. Some inspections are at like eleven thirty am
Speaker 4: on a fucking Wednesday. They know people are at work.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're one hundred percent right now. The
Speaker 2: thing that fucks me off is when you find it
Speaker 2: perfect listing and they go contact agent. Yeah, you contact
Speaker 2: the agent, you contact me. I've given you my money.
Speaker 2: What sale works where you have to work? Imagine going
Speaker 2: to service station and getting a cherry ripe and there's
Speaker 2: no it's like, talk to the agent, talk to Cadbury,
Speaker 2: I'll be it higher for this cherry, right, And yes,
Speaker 2: it's really bad. So we're at that point where it's
Speaker 2: getting it's actually seriously a problem. You know how stressed
Speaker 2: I am, Oh three weeks to find a property.
Speaker 4: It was four weeks five minutes ago, So is it
Speaker 4: three now? Three stressed? I know it's actually realized. Who's
Speaker 4: being picky?
Speaker 2: Hayden is being real picky. He's got this current issue
Speaker 2: about having understair storage in the house. Understair storage. It's
Speaker 2: the current buzzword in our relationship, fucking understair storage. He goes, well,
Speaker 2: we can't live in a place that doesn't have understair storage.
Speaker 4: You don't have understairs storage in your current place, never
Speaker 4: had stairs. We don't even have a fighter stairs.
Speaker 2: And he goes, well, we can't have this one in
Speaker 2: Newtown because there's no understair storage.
Speaker 4: Harry fucking Potter, I don't need to be under the stairs.
Speaker 2: And I go but listen, babe, this house is perfect.
Speaker 2: It's got a car port, it's got this, it's got that.
Speaker 2: Why do we understair storage? Went well, so I can
Speaker 2: build a wine cellar.
Speaker 4: What a wine cellar. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard,
Speaker 4: a purpose built wine selling.
Speaker 2: So we're walking through and we're talking to the agent
Speaker 2: and I'm asking important questions. Is I've got a gas
Speaker 2: port grade in the parking and that's included? Yeah, fantastic,
Speaker 2: And Hayden, excuse me, Bresik Whitney, is there understair storage?
Speaker 2: And the person goes, no, no, understand, there's no stairs,
Speaker 2: No sir, we're in a tent because there's a global crisis.
Speaker 2: Oh God, Constant understands storage, but why do we need it?
Speaker 2: Like I'm asking for really important things. I want to
Speaker 2: make sure there's a pantry. Everyone needs a pure Yeah.
Speaker 4: I remember when I first started house hunting, because you know,
Speaker 4: it took me months and months and months. I was
Speaker 4: picky at the start, and then somewhere along the line,
Speaker 4: I realized, oh no, beggars can't be chooses. But Hayden's case,
Speaker 4: beggars can be choosers.
Speaker 2: I say, Hayden, we need to make sure we have
Speaker 2: a car port, because it's not really important. I go
Speaker 2: because you don't dry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would say things like the office area isn't carpeted.
Speaker 4: On the off chance that I might want to record
Speaker 4: the podcast from home once every nine months, I need
Speaker 4: carpet for the echo reduction. That's how with me.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm a pain as well. In one of these
Speaker 2: places we worked at in the studio that I'd build
Speaker 2: for the podcast and for radio, I was tapping on
Speaker 2: the glass and I asked if it was a double glaze.
Speaker 2: Who the fuck am I? The last time I asked
Speaker 2: that was at a Crispy Kreme. I went to Mitch's
Speaker 2: house the other day's brand new house in the retirement. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was my villa. Yeah, I want to Mitch's plantation.
Speaker 2: And I went walked in and I sat down on
Speaker 2: the couch. Jin and I sat there. It was a
Speaker 2: lovely couch and I sat down. And then after about
Speaker 2: ten minutes I went to go to the bathroom and
Speaker 2: I hear and I went out, and I thought, like
Speaker 2: a mosquito bit me on my back of my calf.
Speaker 2: Now he's got double sided tape wrapped around the bottom
Speaker 2: of his couch.
Speaker 4: I'll get you onto this, Jenner. It is cat training tape. Yes, yes,
Speaker 4: I should get that to stop Isabella running under the
Speaker 4: couch and like clawing the back of it. I just
Speaker 4: put it there because it's double sided tape. If she
Speaker 4: tries to sneak past the couch, it'll pull on her
Speaker 4: hair like a wax strip, and so she's not in
Speaker 4: the habit. But now the bloody cat training tape is
Speaker 4: just covered in gay men's leghead because all I get
Speaker 4: to sit down and go fowl.
Speaker 2: And now I'm scared to go to your house is
Speaker 2: to sensitize me. I'm terrified to go anywhere near his suburb.
Speaker 4: So it's pussy training tape to.
Speaker 2: Listen. So I'm stressed.
Speaker 4: And if he's seriously hell bent on this wine storage
Speaker 4: thing that understands story.
Speaker 2: He's hung up on it and try saying it. It's
Speaker 2: like an acting warm up vocal thing. Understair storage, understair storage.
Speaker 2: All he wants is understair storage, understair storage, understair storage,
Speaker 2: understand storage. Fuck with it? You can you can stay
Speaker 2: under there? Yes, that could be your bed.
Speaker 4: Can I just say one of the most cleansing things
Speaker 4: about moving because I don't cull before I leave the house.
Speaker 4: That's too scessful. I pack everything. Yes, and then when
Speaker 4: I get to the new place, when i'm unpacking, that's
Speaker 4: when I decide I'm going to get rid of this.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get rid of that. It's decluttering. If you've
Speaker 4: got storage space, you're just going to keep everything. Don't
Speaker 4: give yourself the option to hoard ship. That's the best
Speaker 4: thing about my new retirement unit.
Speaker 2: That's a good call. Maybe I could live there with you?
Speaker 2: You should? Would we work as neighbors?
Speaker 5: You think?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Totally? Yeah, I actually like you?
Speaker 2: Do you have understand story. No, fuck, then happen?
Speaker 4: Now do you know what's speaking of this? I've just
Speaker 4: kind of thought of a new Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, kind of off the back of yours. So
Speaker 4: are you ready for me to go.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you want to fight?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I like this?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Have you never had a fight with your partner?
Speaker 2: Well the answer is no. I just described a very
Speaker 2: very current and recent argument. Oh as, you don't come
Speaker 2: to me and say you've never had an argument.
Speaker 4: I'm not gloating. I find it weird. Wait. Have you
Speaker 4: never never fight with Sean? Never?
Speaker 2: No? No, what do you mean? Have you had a
Speaker 2: disagreement a minor bicker?
Speaker 4: Not really, no, because we're pretty like, we compromise well,
Speaker 4: we communicate well, so it's never come to that. The
Speaker 4: closest we've ever come to an argument is when he goes, oh,
Speaker 4: joined some toasts for breakfast and I said, yeah, sure,
Speaker 4: what do you got? And he said VEGGI might And
Speaker 4: I said is that all? He goes yeah, and I
Speaker 4: said ugh, and then he did the whole what do
Speaker 4: you mean that's Unestralia, You don't veggie might. I had
Speaker 4: to bite my tongue because I was thinking, I can't
Speaker 4: be fucking bothered with this conversation, like, don't feign outrage.
Speaker 4: I don't like Veggie might end a story like it's
Speaker 4: not some fucking like I can't be bothered with.
Speaker 2: That's also like an argument you do on a first date,
Speaker 2: like to kind of find content in the dates.
Speaker 4: And he was just being cheeky and if I'd been
Speaker 4: wide awake, it wouldn't have been a problem. But I was, like,
Speaker 4: first thing in the morning, I was like, I can't
Speaker 4: be bothered with you. But I said nothing because I
Speaker 4: didn't want that to be our first argument.
Speaker 2: So what have you come? That is it? That is
Speaker 2: as close as you've come the Veggie Might incident.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because in my mind I was thinking, shut up,
Speaker 4: you bothered with this?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I have to break it to you. He
Speaker 2: has definitely wanted There's been moments where he has pulled
Speaker 2: back from argument.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 4: I have no doubt. Everyone thinks I'm probably the snappy one,
Speaker 4: but it's more likely he's going to snap at me
Speaker 4: for saying or doing something stupid.
Speaker 2: Your kidding. Now you know I love you, but you Yeah,
Speaker 2: it would strike me you'd be the one that would
Speaker 2: start the first argument.
Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't start it, of course, not because if
Speaker 4: I've got a legitimate Ischuel just you know, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 4: that's true.
Speaker 2: He's not confrontational like me. I if there's never a
Speaker 2: potential for an argument, I run away. You just face it.
Speaker 4: Well, not really. I picked my battles.
Speaker 6: But there hasn't been just so honest with each other and.
Speaker 4: There hasn't been a reason to fight. But I've been
Speaker 4: chatting with a couple of friends about this, and they've
Speaker 4: all pointed out that the first argument is usually not
Speaker 4: very serious. It's always some petty shit. Yeah, and so
Speaker 4: I feel like that's going to be it. I hope
Speaker 4: it's something really petty that we can look back on
Speaker 4: and laugh at. Like one of my friends his first
Speaker 4: fight with his partner was because he didn't share food
Speaker 4: and there was like silent treatment going on for days.
Speaker 4: And then another friend said that his first fight with
Speaker 4: his boyfriend was because his favorite song was playing and
Speaker 4: he kept talking over it and then that escalated of
Speaker 4: one of their phonies ended up getting smashed.
Speaker 2: Check in on that, I've been like.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, this first argument is going to be
Speaker 4: such a big deal. But it could be over absolutely nothing.
Speaker 4: Oh it will be garn of these days I will
Speaker 4: snap and say, Sean by fucking peanut butter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't give a shit about your visit affliction.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think about what my first argument or
Speaker 2: was it theory? I've just messaged him because I can't remember,
Speaker 2: so I've just said remember our first fight. He says, no,
Speaker 2: I don't think so we're perfect and we.
Speaker 4: Know that's not true.
Speaker 2: With your understands, quickly, just call him, let me just
Speaker 2: call it.
Speaker 4: I want to know because I think because I don't
Speaker 4: feel like you'd be the type to be snappy.
Speaker 2: Now, Hi, we're just doing the pod. How are you good?
Speaker 2: Do I don't remember what our first argument was.
Speaker 4: It can be a really petty one, doesn't have to
Speaker 4: be a serious one, not real.
Speaker 2: Just like do we argue about mus I feel like
Speaker 2: it would have been in the car music maybe.
Speaker 8: Or maybe like maybe something to do with like you
Speaker 8: not liking when I play music in the car.
Speaker 2: Because oh no, it was the sad music. You played
Speaker 2: sad music and I got upsets.
Speaker 4: Oh I think I remember you talking about this sad music.
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't like listening to sad music because I
Speaker 2: feel like my life is a film and if sad
Speaker 2: music plays, that means that I'm about to die.
Speaker 4: I'm team Hayden because I love sad music.
Speaker 6: No, I love sadness.
Speaker 8: It's not even sad, it's honestly got anything slow, Like
Speaker 8: I can put on a happy Frank Ocean song and.
Speaker 2: No, I'm with Hayden on that really triggers me.
Speaker 4: Okay, love you and so wait, wait, did you get
Speaker 4: genuinely shitty mint?
Speaker 2: No, I just told him that I don't like sad
Speaker 2: music because you hung up. You don't have much time
Speaker 2: for this podcast a new recent fight, but yeah, I
Speaker 2: would love.
Speaker 4: To know anyone listening right now.
Speaker 2: Have you?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: You you?
Speaker 4: What was your petty first argument with your partner? Because
Speaker 4: these stories are so funny in hindsight. In the moment,
Speaker 4: you're genuinely fearious. But I want to hear what it
Speaker 4: was at a couple of miches on Instagram. We might
Speaker 4: get them on next week or something you next week. Yeah,
Speaker 4: because I'm kind of excited for the first argument with Sean. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I wanted to be something dumb that I can laugh
Speaker 4: about one day.
Speaker 2: You're a good arguer, too, like if there was a
Speaker 2: sport or oh god, you would win, you'd win, Mitchell, Yes,
Speaker 2: of course, you mean you're fantastic arguing it's not a
Speaker 2: bad thing.
Speaker 4: It's a good thing.
Speaker 2: You should have been. What a shame that ponytail will
Speaker 2: look great? The fucking powers caught a law.
Speaker 4: I object you're listening to. Is it just me?
Speaker 2: That's enough of these two? Now let's hear and is
Speaker 2: it just you? Now you can dm as that couple
Speaker 2: of mitches.
Speaker 4: How slick does that sound?
Speaker 2: I will say? The new production the new sound for
Speaker 2: twenty twenty three for season five is hot.
Speaker 4: Oh god. Jenna during one of Mina Mitch's planning meetings
Speaker 4: when he came over to my retirement village, Yeah the
Speaker 4: village to him, I was so scared to bring it up.
Speaker 4: I said to him, listen, there's one of our backing
Speaker 4: tracks that we use, and I think I want to
Speaker 4: ditch it, and he goes, I know exactly which one
Speaker 4: you mean. And during three years of this podcast, we'd
Speaker 4: never discussed or admitted to each other that we fucking
Speaker 4: hated this banking track. So it's God for good. We
Speaker 4: both despise find it. It's called gossip Girl.
Speaker 6: I know that one as well.
Speaker 4: Do you know which one it is yet?
Speaker 2: But I never wanted to tell Mitchell in case he
Speaker 2: loved it. I hate and then he thought I loved it.
Speaker 2: So then we just sat in silence while we played
Speaker 2: this dumb song.
Speaker 4: But obviously I remember, but we chose that particular backing
Speaker 4: track back in the early days yea ages ago. We
Speaker 4: must have just gotten old so quickly, and nither of
Speaker 4: us brought it up totally.
Speaker 2: This is it, this gossip girl's gym.
Speaker 4: Ready, this is the last time you'll ever hear this
Speaker 4: shit on this podcast.
Speaker 2: Say goodbye to this wisteria life.
Speaker 4: I'm on the Real Housewives. Yes, Gina was so rude
Speaker 4: at dinner last night, she says, Unlady Lark, I can't
Speaker 4: believe the may She spoke to Lydia.
Speaker 2: We just put into yoga. We're ready to do a
Speaker 2: quick workout.
Speaker 4: We were on the seventy oneth floor. Wow.
Speaker 2: So at the art gallery, I said to Jenna, you're
Speaker 2: wearing real fur, like you know what.
Speaker 4: I hate it. It's so great.
Speaker 2: It sounds like Desperate Housewives. Ready, oh yes, previously on
Speaker 2: Desperate Housewives.
Speaker 4: Think, what was that show? Do you remember that show?
Speaker 4: That Betty White was in not Golden Girls when she
Speaker 4: was old. Oh yes, yes, yes, Coyote. And it was
Speaker 4: like it was in Cleveland, something in Cleveland, Cleveland, in Cleveland, Yeah,
Speaker 4: very like previously on Heart in Cleveland. Then they roll
Speaker 4: it part in Cleveland. It's filmed in front of it
Speaker 4: lights through to your ilands.
Speaker 2: It's really good. Oh my god, I will miss it though,
Speaker 2: you know what, I know. TV shows change their theme
Speaker 2: song and they get fan hate so they.
Speaker 4: Have to change it. But they haven't changed the theme song.
Speaker 4: The main theme song is still the same. It's rubbish.
Speaker 2: Mit and I Jenna for hours going through different.
Speaker 4: Tracks, but I think we've landed on a gorgeous new
Speaker 4: backing track. How put it on again?
Speaker 2: Here we go, Oh so much better. It's a bit
Speaker 2: more adult, you know, and we're getting older, we're aging up,
Speaker 2: we have matured. I know Jenna wanted a grand piano
Speaker 2: your age, yes, yes, but we landed on this and
Speaker 2: it's more us. So welcome to the new season five sound.
Speaker 2: I love it. It's time for an easy just you
Speaker 2: of course. Now this is your chance to have an
Speaker 2: iGEM of your own. You can dm us on a
Speaker 2: couple of mitches on Instagram and we'll get you in
Speaker 2: and we'll give you a little prize price QUP. General'll
Speaker 2: send you out something lovely.
Speaker 4: By the way, I did mention, I think the last
Speaker 4: episode of last year, we did say, oh, keep the
Speaker 4: is it just us? Coming to our Instagram over the holidays,
Speaker 4: we forgot to factor in the message requests on Instagram expire.
Speaker 4: Oh fus. So if you sent us and is it
Speaker 4: just you and you didn't hear back from a send
Speaker 4: it again, do they all expired? So totally there's so
Speaker 4: many we're missing. But also can I make a little
Speaker 4: announcement this is the announcement. Yes. As well as our Instagram,
Speaker 4: we've also now got an idjem text line.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's I'm going to say that
Speaker 2: every time every time we talk about I'm in a.
Speaker 4: Hinjim text line. Ah, that's it. So if you want
Speaker 4: to send you is it just you to us on
Speaker 4: Instagram at couple of mitches, we won't miss it there.
Speaker 4: But if you're like, oh, I don't know how to
Speaker 4: work the Instagram, shoot us a text zero four one
Speaker 4: two seven one two oh nine.
Speaker 2: Two Yeah, get in touch.
Speaker 4: Don't ring the number I'm not answering.
Speaker 2: That'd be dumb and fuck it's ring answering. No, I'll
Speaker 2: answer it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we got a knock you out better answer.
Speaker 2: Hold on, Hello, Dolphin must be calling from a gold coast.
Speaker 2: All right? Shall we do these? It just you the
Speaker 2: first one of the year.
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course. Here we got on the line.
Speaker 2: We have Joshua, who's in South Australia. Is in Adelaide? Hi, Joshi?
Speaker 4: Hey, Hello, Joshua. Did I did I see you at
Speaker 4: my comedy shows in Adelaide last year? Or I no you?
Speaker 5: I had to work.
Speaker 2: Well, I was there for the first time Adelaide, and
Speaker 2: I think I spoke about it in our Little Best
Speaker 2: Bits during the break Little Bonus episodes. Adelaide's beautiful and
Speaker 2: we wouldn't we'd all live there. Would you live there?
Speaker 2: Because Mitch and I said we love Adelaide?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like I would.
Speaker 2: It's very you, It's very sleepy, but in a nice way. Joshua,
Speaker 2: Do you like living down there?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So bad.
Speaker 5: Like I've been here my whole life, like I have
Speaker 5: been to Sney and Melbourne, isn't it Yeah?
Speaker 4: Too busy? I love Adelaide crazy? Yeah true?
Speaker 2: All right, Josh, listen, let's see what you got in
Speaker 2: your tank first? Is it just you of the year? Bradley?
Speaker 2: What can't you in with the orchestra?
Speaker 4: You ready to go?
Speaker 5: No worries?
Speaker 2: Okay, hit it boys?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Do you also know the secrets behind hotel bed sheets
Speaker 5: and towels?
Speaker 4: What the secret behind hotel bed sheets and towels? I
Speaker 4: do not know what. I didn't know there was a secret.
Speaker 5: So in your previous episodes, I believe, like nich Cheery,
Speaker 5: you guys were like, what do you call that?
Speaker 4: I think it was one of your things, better than
Speaker 4: drugs and dick, wasn't it Hotel?
Speaker 2: I love hotel in it because you can blow your
Speaker 2: nose in the tower, you can wipe your actual butthole,
Speaker 2: and then I leave it on the floor and walk
Speaker 2: all over and I've got no respect, and it's not
Speaker 2: being rude. I just know that they're going to be
Speaker 2: steam cleaned in some giant vat.
Speaker 4: That's true. I've never thought about what's occurred to these
Speaker 4: crisp white towels before I use them.
Speaker 2: Oh my Assumpson's character. I like floss between my butchers
Speaker 2: with the towel.
Speaker 5: You go do whatever you like, because they it just
Speaker 5: gets shoved into a red bag and then into a
Speaker 5: cage and then basically gets taken away, like.
Speaker 4: Wait, taken away? And then what what happens?
Speaker 5: Then it all goes down to a laundry service.
Speaker 4: I've got a laundry doll. I've got whites, and they
Speaker 4: are just never as white as they are when they arrive.
Speaker 4: How do they make them that beautiful?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What's the secret?
Speaker 5: I have no idea, Like they must go into this
Speaker 5: big white machine machineries, because they go into these companies
Speaker 5: that we order from.
Speaker 4: Do you work in a hotel? I'm assuming are you
Speaker 4: used to? Okay, and there's some sort of third party
Speaker 4: thing you just send the dirty linen off and then
Speaker 4: it comes back squeaky clean.
Speaker 5: Yeah, basically, so you don't know the secret either. No.
Speaker 4: Oh, so okay, you've been a beautiful youth. About time
Speaker 4: I thought you.
Speaker 2: Knew the secret. Josh, Wait, so we're gonna have to
Speaker 2: I'm going to I want to know this. Thanks. Now
Speaker 2: we're gonna have to continue this week after week until
Speaker 2: we get the answer.
Speaker 4: Can you investigate and come back to us?
Speaker 5: Yes, I can do that, Gord.
Speaker 4: Thanks, Josh, will send you a prize, colleagues, Now you
Speaker 4: don't get your fucking prize till we have an answer.
Speaker 2: Well, all right, we'll continue your investigations. Please, I'm going
Speaker 2: to crown you the official investigator. It's a new role
Speaker 2: that we're launching in the new year. You've got the
Speaker 2: gig and all you need to do is uncover the secret.
Speaker 4: Go for the current affair on that ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we know, Ali Langon. We could connect you if
Speaker 2: it gets that. If you have people rocking up to
Speaker 2: your house in black vans and they're going this guy's
Speaker 2: getting too close to the tower, secret, we'll call our
Speaker 2: Langdon and we'll back you up. Don't worry, Thanks Josh.
Speaker 2: If you haven't, is it just you of your own
Speaker 2: hit us up DMS, a couple of mitches or else
Speaker 2: you can call us or DMS. Don't call us. Jesus
Speaker 2: Christ texts text us.
Speaker 4: Zero four one two seven one two nine two. Now,
Speaker 4: oh of course the sound effect I forgot.
Speaker 2: It plays naturally. I don't even press the button. It's
Speaker 2: actually it listens.
Speaker 4: It's like serious, Yeah, gotcha. Now don't forget. We've got
Speaker 4: our special guests. Oh I'm so joining us A little
Speaker 4: bit later, but first, so we've got time to squeeze
Speaker 4: in a little quickie girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're ready for a quikie fuck it, let's do
Speaker 2: it week.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just a little quick hit of entertainment stuff. I've
Speaker 4: got a few things I really want to get your
Speaker 4: two cents on that have been during the break. Did
Speaker 4: you see all that shit with Dean Wells.
Speaker 2: What a fucking troll of a man. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: what a fop Deans that he's from married At first sight,
Speaker 2: he was a groom from a couple of years ago.
Speaker 4: Now he's in twenty eighteen, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and your terrible influences disgusting.
Speaker 4: Now, yes, So what's happened there is Dean was outraged
Speaker 4: because there was an event happening in his local area
Speaker 4: where a drag queen was going to be doing a
Speaker 4: story time for kids at a local library, which it
Speaker 4: is so cool. It sounds like very wholesome, gorgeous fun.
Speaker 4: And the drag queen is Charisma Bell, Yes, who.
Speaker 2: I just adore local queen.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Remember the first time I went gay clubbing. They filmed
Speaker 4: it for SBS. It was like a little gimmicky thing.
Speaker 4: Let's take the boken Gate kid gay clubb Yeah, Charisma
Speaker 4: Bell could tell that I was shooting myself and so
Speaker 4: she just held me to her busy and I felt safe.
Speaker 4: She's gorgeous. I won't have anyone say a bad word
Speaker 4: about her. But what's happened is Dean's posted on his
Speaker 4: Instagram saying, you know that angle where it's like, I'll
Speaker 4: think of the children. They shouldn't be exposed to sexuality
Speaker 4: and gender whatever.
Speaker 2: So you know what he said that really fucked me off.
Speaker 2: He said, I know gay people. I've met drag queens.
Speaker 2: I've been to gay bars, i think, he said. And
Speaker 2: whenever there's queer people around on drag queens, it's always
Speaker 2: sexual always sexualized. Who goes? So kids should not be
Speaker 2: subjected to that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but Charisma Bell is not going to go to
Speaker 4: the library and dry hump fucking rainbow fish.
Speaker 2: I'm fulling you away.
Speaker 4: Does Dean think it's the problem. It's just a wholesome
Speaker 4: little thing. She's going to read a storybook to kids.
Speaker 4: It's well pride. There's a lot of queer events happening
Speaker 4: around Sydney, so anyway.
Speaker 6: But also kids love that type of stuff.
Speaker 4: You're dressing up and all.
Speaker 2: That and it's not a world Well first, people have
Speaker 2: been doing drag reading events and performances for kids that they.
Speaker 6: Did it when I was younger.
Speaker 10: I would have loved that.
Speaker 2: Same honestly, save so much time.
Speaker 4: Yes, so Dean has gone with Instagram and has been
Speaker 4: outraged by this and then all of his bloody die
Speaker 4: hard followers, which, by the way, if you're a diehard
Speaker 4: Dean Wells fan, you're obviously such a cockhead reassess.
Speaker 2: Also, also, he was dropped by his management stage addiction.
Speaker 4: Yes, well that you kind of ruined the ending of
Speaker 4: the story. Sorry, now it's all's well that ends well,
Speaker 4: it's been dropped by his management because even they don't
Speaker 4: support his stupid views. But the weird thing is that
Speaker 4: plenty of people do, because he's put out on Instagram
Speaker 4: that he's outraged, and all his bloody fans are ringing
Speaker 4: the local council, their local parliament members. They're apparently going
Speaker 4: to be there might be protests planned at the library.
Speaker 2: On the day of the event because the events still happening,
Speaker 2: And he said all his fucking right wing nut job
Speaker 2: to turn up, anti vaxxer dickheads to turn up and
Speaker 2: to protest the event, and I.
Speaker 4: Will be there with pitchfork fighting them off to defend
Speaker 4: my Charithma Bell. Will you be there?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: I won't.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, but like.
Speaker 4: All people, not Charisma Bell, she's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: You know what makes me laugh the fact that he
Speaker 2: thinks a man in a dress with a wig on
Speaker 2: is going to scar children more than angry male protesters.
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly, like a children's library, Like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 4: Like growth? Yes, I knew I didn't like this clown.
Speaker 4: I didn't even watch Married at First Sight because I'm
Speaker 4: not a moron, and I didn't watch it. But I
Speaker 4: remember when I worked here at Kiss, Kyle and Jackie
Speaker 4: O were getting him on, and this is how I
Speaker 4: knew from the get go that Dean's a dog, because
Speaker 4: he was like an hour late for the phone interview,
Speaker 4: and then he came on and he was so arrogant
Speaker 4: that they just hung up and him. They had no
Speaker 4: time for it. Do you want to hear that?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is my first impression of Dean.
Speaker 2: I have to be honest, This Dean guy was supposed
Speaker 2: to be on like for an hour ago, and we've
Speaker 2: been dicked around. Dean Jean where have you been?
Speaker 4: Busy man?
Speaker 7: Your piece of it on one show?
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 2: Where were you?
Speaker 5: We do have a life as well, but what were.
Speaker 4: You doing that? You shoving your ass?
Speaker 7: Shove your showing your ass life and cockhead fuck you
Speaker 7: can get your show. Nothing to do with that show
Speaker 7: over again? Finished, dumb ass losers.
Speaker 4: Couldn't have said it better myself. I was just about
Speaker 4: to say that the tone of the sort of person
Speaker 4: I dealing with. Do you know that he has a
Speaker 4: Patreon account not for nudes and ship just for his
Speaker 4: problematic views. He must know that his views are twisted,
Speaker 4: so he's like, I can't put them out publicly. I'll
Speaker 4: get canceled, so people have to pay to hear my
Speaker 4: stupid opinions. He's just fine, I'm an idiot.
Speaker 2: I'm that dumb. I have to put my content behind
Speaker 2: a paywall. Idiot.
Speaker 4: Maybe we should go to the fucking library and protests back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good call, I'll find probably too scared to come.
Speaker 4: You love to see that, Jenny, I would. What are
Speaker 4: you going to do? Claw him? Yeah? Always scrabbed.
Speaker 2: We get him going. He's a weird guy. That's probably
Speaker 2: one of his kings.
Speaker 4: No, let's just.
Speaker 2: Never speak of his name again. How about that? That's
Speaker 2: probably the best way to get rid of him.
Speaker 4: I mean, I might bring it up again if there's
Speaker 4: the development. If happens anyway, you just call him dickhead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, and then we know who we're talking about.
Speaker 4: Dick head Dean. Now, also, have you seen Selena gome As?
Speaker 4: Its documentary came out a couple of months ago, but
Speaker 4: we had yet to debrief.
Speaker 2: I've seen bits and bobs. But I'm a massive Selena fan.
Speaker 2: I fell back in love with her watching Only Murderers
Speaker 2: in the Building.
Speaker 4: That's on my list, my Stella.
Speaker 2: She's so good. I'm so proud of her.
Speaker 6: I've loved Selena since two thousand and eight or something. Yeah,
Speaker 6: this is wavely place when Shadow YouTube channel with Demi
Speaker 6: all of that obsess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she does talk like she's just been a the
Speaker 2: dentist though, and that is what she thinks. She's like,
Speaker 2: we need to find him murder.
Speaker 7: Oh my.
Speaker 4: Well, look it's documentary. It's called My Mind and Me,
Speaker 4: and it focuses on her mental health. And I'm also
Speaker 4: a big Selena fan. But I have to tread lightly
Speaker 4: around what I'm going to say. Because it is about
Speaker 4: her mental health and like, you know, good on new
Speaker 4: I applaud you for being vulnerable. It was very, very vulnerable.
Speaker 2: Yeah she's got lupus.
Speaker 4: Yes, But there were also parts of the documentary that
Speaker 4: I just thought, shut up, oh stop winching. Like some
Speaker 4: parts I feel like they had the opposite effect where
Speaker 4: it made her look bad. There was this one particular
Speaker 4: scene where she was doing press for her album at
Speaker 4: the time, Rare, and some French journalists was interviewing her.
Speaker 2: I saw this.
Speaker 4: It was one of those like, it wasn't sixty minutes,
Speaker 4: it wasn't an in depth interview. It's one of those
Speaker 4: little three minute BuzzFeed videos you might see.
Speaker 2: And but Selena would sit there like for hours while
Speaker 2: different journalists would come and yeah, and she'd be doing
Speaker 2: hours of exactly junket styles.
Speaker 4: And to be fair, Selena does tor own admission, hates
Speaker 4: having to do that press stuff, hates all the interviews
Speaker 4: and stuff, just finds them so mundane. But this in
Speaker 4: the documentary, this interview she did with the French BuzzFeed
Speaker 4: or whatever, Selena's reaction afterwards was so disproportionate, and I
Speaker 4: don't think it was a good look. I was like, oh, Selena, babe,
Speaker 4: you're being a little bit of a brat.
Speaker 2: Here, right. So this is Selena after the interview.
Speaker 4: Yeah you hear her reaction because it's just a short
Speaker 4: and sweet video for Facebook or whatever. The interviewer kind
Speaker 4: of wraps up abruptly, and Selena didn't like that.
Speaker 11: You're a singer, you're a nectar, you worked into production
Speaker 11: in fashion.
Speaker 10: Is there any other hoped cube would like to try?
Speaker 9: I gotta say I'll do a little bit of all
Speaker 9: of this for a while, but eventually, when it all
Speaker 9: slows down for me, I'm probably going to devote most
Speaker 9: of my life to philanthropy.
Speaker 10: Okay, that's good for me.
Speaker 9: Wow, thank you appreciate it, you know, thank your belt,
Speaker 9: like you really understood, fucking dumbest thanks.
Speaker 10: I'm done.
Speaker 1: I don't do that any that's so. Do you know
Speaker 1: how how like she It makes me feel like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's asking me questions like good ones, and then she
Speaker 1: didn't even pay attention to what I was saying.
Speaker 4: I don't want to.
Speaker 2: Do that area.
Speaker 10: I feel like a It was like making angry. They
Speaker 10: know what it is.
Speaker 1: It made me feel like I just like I've spent
Speaker 1: years years of my life tried to not be there.
Speaker 2: Also, I'm not a fan of that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I absolutely get where she's coming from, because like
Speaker 4: it might have been worth a follow up question of philanthropy,
Speaker 4: what sort of philanthropy you know, maybe it was worth
Speaker 4: a follow up question, but it was just meant to
Speaker 4: be a little short and sweet interview, like a fluffy thing,
Speaker 4: which you know, She's right, they are mundane. But I
Speaker 4: was like, babe, calm down, but you don't.
Speaker 6: Know if the interview is being wrapped up.
Speaker 4: That's what I was going to say.
Speaker 2: I'm team Selena here because I think it's okay, Like,
Speaker 2: give her a break. She's probably dealing with pain, she's exhausted,
Speaker 2: she's got a chronic illness. Like the weird thing is.
Speaker 4: Though, like watching that documentary, she is always at her
Speaker 4: best when she's not working, and I'm like, I just think,
Speaker 4: I don't know what if she's going to get a
Speaker 4: trade or something instead, but I just think she can't
Speaker 4: keep doing this job because she always became like not
Speaker 4: good when she was at work, so to speak. You know,
Speaker 4: anything that was required as part of the performing or
Speaker 4: the the interview, shit, all the stuff that comes of
Speaker 4: being a celebrity. She would just get in the most
Speaker 4: foul mood, start snapping at her best friends and stuff
Speaker 4: when they're trying to be supportive.
Speaker 2: She and to go to it, get a TV and
Speaker 2: do childcare.
Speaker 4: Exactly, something like that. It was obviously watching it going, Baby,
Speaker 4: I don't think you'll suited to this industry as much
Speaker 4: as I love the work you put out. Yeah, no,
Speaker 4: I don't think she likes doing it at all.
Speaker 2: She'd still struggle with a job interview. Clearly, Oh god goodness,
Speaker 2: men really understood that I was back at Disney. It's like,
Speaker 2: that's not how you get.
Speaker 4: A job, baby, I know. And the whole Disney thing.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I get it. You were triggered. I can't
Speaker 4: you know police how you react to things. But I
Speaker 4: was also just it's like, shut up.
Speaker 2: And it's still my number one.
Speaker 4: I love her so much, Oh absolutely, I still it
Speaker 4: tore her. And finally, I need to hear your thoughts
Speaker 4: on Banna's Super Bowl performance. What did we think?
Speaker 2: Oh? I thought it was amazing. I think, yeah, of
Speaker 2: course I did. You were easily impressed, So I didn't
Speaker 2: let me tell you I'm up to date because Hayden
Speaker 2: is obsessed with the Super Bowl halftime performance. Same He
Speaker 2: credits his what he lost about twenty kilos when he
Speaker 2: was as sixteen seventeen eighteen. He credits it to watching
Speaker 2: all the Super Bowl performances and dancing to them, and
Speaker 2: he really run to them. He knows them all off behalf.
Speaker 4: Like his own little diy Zumba.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know Jane Fonder and in the eighteen hundred
Speaker 2: dance it is. He had the Super Bowls so he
Speaker 2: made me watch them all the night before, so I
Speaker 2: was very up to date. So I watched Rihanna and yeah,
Speaker 2: I think it was what didn't have the production elements
Speaker 2: or the umph that others had, but it was very her,
Speaker 2: which is what I liked.
Speaker 4: Oh well, I hate people saying that it's very her.
Speaker 4: I'm like, what do you mean underwhelming? You think she's underwhelming? No,
Speaker 4: because people often say, oh, you know, Rihanna's up there
Speaker 4: with the Beyonces of the world, and I'm like, Beyonce
Speaker 4: would never half past a performance like that.
Speaker 2: No, she was pregnant, for God's sake, I know, but
Speaker 2: that's not a disability. No, but she's in a second
Speaker 2: trimester for goodness.
Speaker 4: Say, by the way, I watched it, and I had
Speaker 4: no idea she was pregnant.
Speaker 2: Really well, she I think she really needed to put
Speaker 2: up like tell people she's pregnant, because after.
Speaker 6: All she was she was doing like feeling her belly in.
Speaker 4: Nope, people were like, oh, you can see that she
Speaker 4: was like stroking her baby bump. No, she literally brushed
Speaker 4: past it for zero point five of a second.
Speaker 2: It wasn't clear enough. I wanted her to have a
Speaker 2: velcrow tummy on and then pull it off and then
Speaker 2: have like a it's a boy or it's a girl.
Speaker 4: Do you remember Beyonce's pregnantc announcement. She stood there on
Speaker 4: stage for like a minute thirty just rubbing and going
Speaker 4: yeah with Rihanna.
Speaker 6: A few days before the performance, she gave an interview
Speaker 6: and said that she was going to introduce a special Yes.
Speaker 2: My favorite part was all the tiktoks after the guy
Speaker 2: almost falling off the platform. You know how she was
Speaker 2: on four little platforms that were hung in the sky. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that looked like a Super Mario car.
Speaker 4: That was daring. That was during the last long time
Speaker 4: I taste of that. Please.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the halftime show. If you missed out.
Speaker 4: To be fair. I was watching her, I didn't notice
Speaker 4: some guy nearly fell off.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So when she started this, she was on the middle platform.
Speaker 2: She was being risen above the stadium. The dancers on
Speaker 2: the left and right were doing Cory and he almost
Speaker 2: fell off the platform to his desk.
Speaker 4: Notice that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all over. TikTok.
Speaker 4: I posted an Instagram story of me watching the Super
Speaker 4: Bowl and I said, oh my god, that stage is
Speaker 4: a bit shaky. Bub she doesn't look scared at all.
Speaker 4: And someone replied to me, just someone who follows me
Speaker 4: and said, oh, my brother was the production manager and
Speaker 4: designed those stages. And I said to him, he's a
Speaker 4: bit dumb, so she could easily die. I'm not bailing
Speaker 4: him out if he killed Rihanna.
Speaker 2: You know what I loved. I loved that Halfway through
Speaker 2: the performance, massive massive boss energy, she goes, yeah, fuck
Speaker 2: paying ten million dollars for a Feny beauty commercial, which
Speaker 2: is how much ads and commercials cost. During the Super Bowl,
Speaker 2: she just gets out one of her powders, puts it
Speaker 2: on her face and it was.
Speaker 4: The quickest quickest product placement ever. It's not like it
Speaker 4: was in your face. It was a really quick you know,
Speaker 4: just pout on my face.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 4: And then what was it like eight hundred and eighty
Speaker 4: three percent rise in Google searches beauty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they equated that to about six million dollars
Speaker 2: in sales for that night only. Fucking hell, she's a genius.
Speaker 4: Mean, while you've got Christiana over there, like, how do
Speaker 4: I get Kylie into the seat bar? How do I
Speaker 4: get her into before me?
Speaker 2: Ashians do stand there with a microphone tell people to
Speaker 2: get off their fucking asses and a word to punters.
Speaker 2: They're watching football? Did you see that the halftime show
Speaker 2: got more viewers by about three million than the actual game.
Speaker 4: Well that makes total sense to me, totally. Who was
Speaker 4: playing at the Super Bowl?
Speaker 6: The Sharks Philadelphia, and it was the Eagles and the
Speaker 6: and it was the Warrantines.
Speaker 4: You could say anything and I'd say, sure, I'll take
Speaker 4: your word for it. You could be like, ah, the
Speaker 4: pandas and the lower keats, yeah, the chicken grubs, Yeah,
Speaker 4: they really well. But anyway back to Rihanna, no costume changes.
Speaker 4: She didn't actually look like she wanted to be there
Speaker 4: that much. I have a theory that she's just made
Speaker 4: so much money from the fenty shit that She's like,
Speaker 4: I don't need to do this.
Speaker 2: She's a billionaire.
Speaker 4: She's probably just like, why do I need to work
Speaker 4: so hard to prove myself as a musician when I've
Speaker 4: done that and now I've moved on to something else.
Speaker 2: Well, she wasn't paid for it, She did it for free.
Speaker 2: Did it purely for exposure. Same with Beyonce and Katy Peer.
Speaker 4: It's most of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think you're exposure.
Speaker 4: I think they get paid something, but it's not nearly
Speaker 4: enough to actually put on the performance, so they end
Speaker 4: up being out of pocket anyway. But they still do it.
Speaker 2: Well. I watched all of them, like I said, and
Speaker 2: Katie's was amazing. Katy Perry's was really good still to
Speaker 2: this day, highest viewed.
Speaker 4: Really you sure?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Hers is the highest viewed halftime boll halftime support.
Speaker 4: You must have overtaken Gaga because last night I saw
Speaker 4: Gaga was the most viewed, like in total, including the
Speaker 4: TV ratings, the YouTube everything.
Speaker 2: Maybe of course the Gaga fans like including all crickets
Speaker 2: that have two eyes and flies have nine eyes, and
Speaker 2: they watched it, so she has four billion views.
Speaker 4: But I love Katy Perry as you know, I'll fight
Speaker 4: to the death in jeering her floppyra even but I
Speaker 4: didn't think her thing was as good as gagas because
Speaker 4: I don't think you need to bring out guests like
Speaker 4: Katie per He brought out Missy Elliott and I was like,
Speaker 4: fuck off, hold on the stage.
Speaker 2: Hayden taught me all this in our education session that
Speaker 2: it was became the thing to bring out guests, like
Speaker 2: everyone would bring out guests.
Speaker 4: I don't think it needs to because Gaga did not
Speaker 4: need a guest.
Speaker 2: This is what happened. So it became a thing when
Speaker 2: justin Timberlake brought out Janet Jackson and showed her TP. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the whole thing. So then everyone started bringing out guests.
Speaker 2: But when Beyonce did it, she's like, I don't need
Speaker 2: no guess maybe just you know, Destiny's Child, and that
Speaker 2: was it. And then every artist after was like, well,
Speaker 2: Beyonce didn't bring anyone, so I'm not going to bring anyone.
Speaker 2: So then it created the trend of no guests because
Speaker 2: Beyonce's a trendsend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what about that year where I don't even know
Speaker 4: who the performer was and who the guests were. It's
Speaker 4: like the most random clusterfuck of people. There was Bruno, Mars,
Speaker 4: Beyonce and Coldplay. I was like, whose show was it?
Speaker 4: And who invited? Who went too the show?
Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, Jennifer Lopez and Shakira two hundred and
Speaker 2: sixty million YouTube views to sixty So Shakira is the
Speaker 2: number one. Yeah, oh so we were both.
Speaker 4: I could have sworn with gagays. I got a sub
Speaker 4: using Lady Gaga fan accounts on Twitter and my fucking
Speaker 4: saws information, which is like, have you heard of COVID? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Where'd you hear about? About four years later, bub fans
Speaker 2: are really concerned about something having in Wilmart Is it.
Speaker 1: Just me.
Speaker 2: Listening on Spotify? I'm doing forget to leave a five star?
Speaker 4: All right, it's time for the big guests that I've
Speaker 4: been mentioning the whole episode. Jenna and I are quite excited.
Speaker 4: So last year how this came about. We got an
Speaker 4: all staff email that just made mine and Jennis Jaws drop.
Speaker 4: It was one of those emails announcing a new staff member,
Speaker 4: and it basically said, oh please, welcome to Power Friend,
Speaker 4: which is one of the stations that Kiss owns. A
Speaker 4: brand new radio announcer. Her name is l j as
Speaker 4: in Lara Jean Marshall, who played Lisa on The Saddle Club.
Speaker 1: Come On.
Speaker 4: Jenna and I were big Saddle Club fangirls and we
Speaker 4: were children, and so we thought, should we just like
Speaker 4: shoot her a quick emailing her internal work address and
Speaker 4: they want to come on the podcast and we did
Speaker 4: and she said sure, So here she is today, Lara
Speaker 4: Jean Marshall, Welcome to Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 2: Lara?
Speaker 9: Hi?
Speaker 4: God?
Speaker 2: Does that song bring back good memories or bad memories?
Speaker 2: This song.
Speaker 10: Mixed memories? Yeah, I have.
Speaker 11: I remember hearing you know, people you know say it,
Speaker 11: say it and sing it down the road to me,
Speaker 11: and I thought, yeah, yeah, I know, and you know,
Speaker 11: they'd ask me to do the moves and I.
Speaker 10: Have like moves to go home.
Speaker 11: But then it brings back the beautiful memories of just
Speaker 11: being a kid and being with the girls and around
Speaker 11: the horses.
Speaker 10: So it was lovely.
Speaker 4: Did they tell you before you sort of got casts
Speaker 4: on the show that you'd be required to sing the
Speaker 4: bloody opening theme song?
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 11: I went into it like not knowing you know, how
Speaker 11: big it was going to be or anything. And yeah,
Speaker 11: the albums came later, we had albums.
Speaker 2: I loved the album.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know this is kind of weird that right
Speaker 4: now we're just talking as to adults, but it's weird
Speaker 4: to know that as a child, I had like posts
Speaker 4: of you and CDs. There were multiple multiple albums. They
Speaker 4: saw a real cash grab there. Hold on.
Speaker 2: So I hate no disrespect Laura, but I have never
Speaker 2: seen it's a saddle club. And I just was not
Speaker 2: a horseboy, more into Pokemon and no offense to you.
Speaker 2: I love what you did with the animals, but you
Speaker 2: were made to write albums.
Speaker 11: Yeah, we didn't write them, but obviously there's other people
Speaker 11: who wrote them for us, and we ended up with
Speaker 11: like three gold albums and we sung around every Westfield.
Speaker 10: Yes, yeah, we do.
Speaker 11: Like the whole signing and having the microphone. We had
Speaker 11: those headsets where they were like that and they're like,
Speaker 11: you know Ricky Well, yeah, Brittany Britney vibes. Yeah, there's
Speaker 11: quite some weird instances as well, when you know, I'd
Speaker 11: be going up an escalator and someone would just reach
Speaker 11: for my hair, Like very weird things happening at these centers.
Speaker 11: But yeah, it was a lot of fun, a lot
Speaker 11: of fun.
Speaker 4: And I suppose even to this day, you get a
Speaker 4: lot of people like us who were still after all
Speaker 4: these years, like, holy fuck, it's Lisa from the Saddle Club.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Lisa.
Speaker 4: I can't tell you that with the EXE not Lisa.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, sorry.
Speaker 11: Lara got a ride Laura and Ilse called me Lisa.
Speaker 11: This week, we had we had a guy come in
Speaker 11: and doing an interview and he actually had this bargain
Speaker 11: at work with his mates and they're all putting their
Speaker 11: loves of their lives on the wall or something, and
Speaker 11: there was like Marca, Robbie, there was something else, and
Speaker 11: there was Lisa from the Subtle Club. So he actually
Speaker 11: came in and on an interview and he's like, can
Speaker 11: I hug you? Can I give you a hug? And
Speaker 11: I was like, yeah, sure. And he's the same age
Speaker 11: as mate.
Speaker 4: So I love that. I'm telling you one of these
Speaker 4: it's it's one of those things that sticks with you
Speaker 4: if you're obsessed with it as a child. Even though
Speaker 4: I'm not obsessed with the Saddle Club now, it just
Speaker 4: kind of sticks with you. I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: it's Lisa. You also don't look like you've aged that much, but.
Speaker 10: Oh, thank you. It must be my mum's skin.
Speaker 2: Yeah maybe. So wait, can you did you know how
Speaker 2: to ride a horse when you got cast on the show?
Speaker 2: Was that how you got cast?
Speaker 10: No? Oh no, not at all.
Speaker 11: So basically I Keenan actually got her role first, who
Speaker 11: played Carol, and I got my role and then they said, okay,
Speaker 11: we're going to try and you up with the Lord
Speaker 11: of the Rings trainers for a month, and so we
Speaker 11: did that.
Speaker 2: The Lord of the Rings train as well, I guess
Speaker 2: because they were big in the horse department at that
Speaker 2: point in time. Those movies were big.
Speaker 11: Yeah, and Lord of the Rings is going on at
Speaker 11: the same time. So I was in love with orlandra Bloom.
Speaker 11: So one of the guys actually grabbed his signature for me.
Speaker 4: I love you.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Can I just point something out, Mitchell that Jenna is
Speaker 2: actually skewing a little saddle club today herself.
Speaker 4: Did you put on this outfit knowing that you were
Speaker 4: going to be chatting to Lara today because you're very
Speaker 4: thought of.
Speaker 2: It's a dryser bone pink shirt, You've got horse flies
Speaker 2: surrounding what's going on? And she's got a salt leg
Speaker 2: on the desk.
Speaker 11: Clara, I know, well, you know she's got that ponytail
Speaker 11: as well, like at least always had a pony tail,
Speaker 11: So she's looking more Lisa than I am.
Speaker 2: And I also don't think that you two have discussed
Speaker 2: how bigger fans you actually were. So Mitch, you had posters,
Speaker 2: Jenna went to all the meat and greets, Like, how
Speaker 2: intense were you guys into this show when it was
Speaker 2: at its peak?
Speaker 4: It was just like my favorite show, my sister's favorite show.
Speaker 4: We loved it, and it was always starting as we
Speaker 4: got home from school because I was a country kid,
Speaker 4: so the bus took forever, and if the bus was
Speaker 4: running late, I'd get so antsy. I'm like, oh fuck,
Speaker 4: it's already started. I'm missing the start of the Saddle Club.
Speaker 4: And I'd do that thing where I'd tape it on
Speaker 4: a blank VHS. Yeah, I would tape the Saddle Club.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I know, because we have videos. Like I saw
Speaker 11: the tapes too. It's ridiculous now, It's like, how would
Speaker 11: we even watch that stuff?
Speaker 2: Were you the same, Janna? Were you obsessed? Did you
Speaker 2: have posters?
Speaker 6: I loved the Saddle Club and the Saddle Club made
Speaker 6: me want to learn how to ride a horse.
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 4: Yes, I did.
Speaker 6: I did a questrian and show John did not.
Speaker 2: Why does Jenna have least secret backstone yet, Lara, Jenna's
Speaker 2: a type of person. I'm like, oh, I've got to
Speaker 2: go get an ingro and tone our removed. She's like,
Speaker 2: I'll do it.
Speaker 4: I've got a p dietary ticket.
Speaker 1: What.
Speaker 10: Yeah, like a Jenny, You're just a woman after my
Speaker 10: own heart.
Speaker 2: Well, Jenna's an nepotism baby, so she had a very
Speaker 2: big house growing up, so she would have had her
Speaker 2: own stables. She is. She's an nepotism baby, and so
Speaker 2: she's very wealthy, so she had an estate. So it
Speaker 2: makes sense, Mitchell, we should have put the two into
Speaker 2: it together that she would stable state, so, you.
Speaker 4: Know, not a nepo baby. So you you said, Mitch
Speaker 4: that you never really watched The Thato Club, right, never.
Speaker 2: My sisters did, but I never watched it, and I'm gay.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I didn't watch it. Like I was,
Speaker 2: I was trying to indoctrinate myself into straight culture. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I've got to like Pokemon and you ge Oh, but
Speaker 2: I really should have been watching Saddle Club.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well I did dig up an old scene from
Speaker 4: back in the day, a scene that Lara would have done.
Speaker 4: It was Lisa arguing with her mother about whether or
Speaker 4: not she was going to boarding school. Her mother's trying
Speaker 4: to pull her out of Pine Hollow. She won't be
Speaker 4: part of that club. You're off to boarding school?
Speaker 2: Disgusting. All right, here's a saddle club. Here's a little
Speaker 2: trip down memory lane, Lara.
Speaker 4: I just concerned about your priorities.
Speaker 5: I know you're right. I shouldn't be putting riding before
Speaker 5: her work.
Speaker 11: A study harder, I promise, But I can do that
Speaker 11: without leaving.
Speaker 5: Please, I totally belong here.
Speaker 4: You mate, your friend Tony.
Speaker 5: Not like Stephe and Carroll. They're my best friends. Still,
Speaker 5: they're always left me no matter what.
Speaker 1: Well can she say?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 10: All right, yeah I'm staying.
Speaker 2: Let's celebrate. How right? Okay?
Speaker 1: Hold on?
Speaker 4: So half into the sunset on the horse.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen the show, Lara, but is that how
Speaker 2: every confrontation was sold in the saddle club. She's got
Speaker 2: debilitating Maya grains and she no, No, you know what
Speaker 2: we need to do right? Makes us doesn't sleepy hollows flooded?
Speaker 2: You know what we need to do right? Does that
Speaker 2: bring back memories, Lara, you were such a cutie.
Speaker 10: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it does bring memories, and yeah, they're very heartwarming memories.
Speaker 11: And I kind of remember what I was doing on
Speaker 11: the day, but I look back to the faces I
Speaker 11: was pulling, and it was always like this, I've always
Speaker 11: just have.
Speaker 4: This was always just a little bit concerned, wasn't she?
Speaker 10: Yeah she was not always confused.
Speaker 11: You know, I just always confused or you know, constipated either.
Speaker 4: Yes, I can relate to that. I got to say, though,
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have picked Lisa to turn out with this
Speaker 4: gorgeous radio voice of Don't You Read?
Speaker 2: And this is what I got excited because these two
Speaker 2: love Saddle Club. I'm a radio nerd, like I'm obsessed
Speaker 2: with radio through and through, and then hearing that you've
Speaker 2: got the Breaky show on Power FM is so exciting
Speaker 2: to me. So how did that come about? Did you
Speaker 2: love radio? Did you fall into it? Did you get
Speaker 2: off of the gig?
Speaker 10: Well, guys, I.
Speaker 11: Know that you're you've been in radio for for a
Speaker 11: long time, but I'm very new to radios. So you know,
Speaker 11: I gave up acting maybe two years ago, and then
Speaker 11: my first job out of journalism school.
Speaker 10: Was the news.
Speaker 11: So I was in Hamilton, in the middle of nowhere,
Speaker 11: surrounded by just liquor stores and pubs everywhere, and I
Speaker 11: was doing the news around there.
Speaker 10: But it was really lovely because I got to connect
Speaker 10: with the community. And then I kind of fell in
Speaker 10: love with radio.
Speaker 11: I kept him falling in love with interviewing people and
Speaker 11: connecting with people.
Speaker 4: Can you give us a little peak at your news
Speaker 4: three to voice? I want to hear that.
Speaker 10: It's Laura Jan Marshall and it's News Today and on
Speaker 10: the ble Oh.
Speaker 4: Jack, that was really good.
Speaker 11: I love I don't know, I'd have to remember one
Speaker 11: of the little bulletins I've done, but yeah, after that, yeah,
Speaker 11: it was Jack because it's LJ and Jack for breakfast.
Speaker 11: And Jack actually met my sister in law at a
Speaker 11: party or something and he was saying, I'm looking for
Speaker 11: a co host and she said, Laura will be great
Speaker 11: for this me through and then we just had a
Speaker 11: connection on radio. We just couldn't stop laughing. And we're
Speaker 11: very ying and yang good, very different to me.
Speaker 2: Well, that's that's Mitch and I. We are very different
Speaker 2: from each other. And then half the time we forget
Speaker 2: Jenny's here, so it's actually a perfect little trio for
Speaker 2: us to have. But once you find that magic, like
Speaker 2: it takes years to get that, especially in radio because
Speaker 2: bosses love to just cram two people that don't work
Speaker 2: together the amount of love, and contestants have tried to
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I've got big of tits and half
Speaker 2: these girls fucking work.
Speaker 4: But it sounds like you're not a total newbies to radio.
Speaker 4: You had the journalists and background, which makes total sense.
Speaker 4: And so you're in Ballarat now right, we're already living there.
Speaker 10: No, no, I moved to Ballarat for the job.
Speaker 11: It was a little bit of like I love Hamilton,
Speaker 11: don't get me wrong, but it was a little closer
Speaker 11: to the Melbourne city in the metro and yeah, it's
Speaker 11: nice to be closer to family.
Speaker 10: And it's really lovely around here. Like I'm loving the lake.
Speaker 11: I actually I am the big sailor, so on Wednesday
Speaker 11: nights on the lake here. Yeah, I like to be active,
Speaker 11: so you know, it's got the walks, it's got the hikes.
Speaker 10: It's really lovely.
Speaker 11: So it's just kind of worked out that way, and
Speaker 11: the breakfast show is going really well, Like the listeners
Speaker 11: have been so lovely and just you know, giving me
Speaker 11: helpful hints, offering to help me move all of this stuff,
Speaker 11: and I'm just like you're also okay.
Speaker 2: No, I will say Lara though, like I've been in
Speaker 2: this for a while, don't trust them all the time
Speaker 2: because the listeners they can be absolutely crazy. So don't
Speaker 2: eat listen to food. Have you been sent to listen
Speaker 2: to food before, like a meal or a baked good
Speaker 2: that's been made for you by the listeners?
Speaker 11: No, but I've been sent flowers, a book, right, and
Speaker 11: a candle.
Speaker 2: Okay, the books bomb. The candle is actually it's probably
Speaker 2: made with seamen. And then the flowers just don't go
Speaker 2: near them. They've probably got a spy camera in them.
Speaker 2: Like just just my word of advice. I once was
Speaker 2: sent cookies and the woman had spat in them.
Speaker 4: She spat the cook and wait until after you'd eaten
Speaker 4: them to tell you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Also someone here kiss FM S and Kyle
Speaker 2: Sandalan's lemon cello, but it was urine, it wasn't remember.
Speaker 4: I remember Kyle telling a story where someone sent Lamington
Speaker 4: to the station. She caught up and said, did you
Speaker 4: get the Lamington's And they said, yeah, yeah, we've eaten them.
Speaker 4: She goes good because I pisced in the mix. Okay,
Speaker 4: so just take that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I away from all of it over at Jones
Speaker 6: and Amanda and we get listener food and we eat it.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Different, you've got wholesome listeners. I'd say it sounds
Speaker 4: like it sounds like powerf and Balerrete listeners would be
Speaker 4: quite wholesome to Did you move there by yourself? What
Speaker 4: did you move with the family?
Speaker 10: No, I moved by myself. I'm definitely new girl in town.
Speaker 4: I love that. Yeah, h you're single? Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Should we should do? We should sweak and play matchmaker? Sure?
Speaker 11: I probably want to be matched up now. I think
Speaker 11: I'm ready to date. I'm ready to go out there.
Speaker 11: You know, I dabble in this and that.
Speaker 4: So finding someone Ballaratte reminds me a lot of Forbes,
Speaker 4: which is near where I grew up. And I feel
Speaker 4: like there's what maybe five pubs in town. Have you
Speaker 4: tried them all?
Speaker 11: No, I've only tried a couple. I did go on
Speaker 11: a date the other night for really, Time's Day.
Speaker 2: How did it go?
Speaker 4: Where's the hot date spot in Ballaratiyah?
Speaker 11: So for I would I would say, look, I've only
Speaker 11: been on one date in like six months, but now
Speaker 11: now I'm ready to get out there. But I would say, yeah,
Speaker 11: Mitchell Mitchell Harris Wines like any of the wine places,
Speaker 11: you know, they're a little bit you know, upscale. They
Speaker 11: always have like a you know, a three course meal
Speaker 11: inclusive thing, you know.
Speaker 4: Okay, Ballerat is nothing like Forbes, as it turns out,
Speaker 4: much much.
Speaker 2: Don't settle Lara, because you are You're the queen Bee
Speaker 2: of town, You're an actress, you have the breakfast radio show.
Speaker 2: Don't settle. I want you to, you know, have a
Speaker 2: couple of dates before you settle down.
Speaker 4: Although I will say this, it is tricky dating when
Speaker 4: you've got to get up super early, right Yeah.
Speaker 10: Well yeah, I mean I always have naps.
Speaker 11: You know, it gets to I do four to twelve,
Speaker 11: so I always have like a bit of a nap
Speaker 11: after and then my day's gone get.
Speaker 4: There before I am the night.
Speaker 10: Yeah, so for four am. So we get to the studio
Speaker 10: at four thirty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that'll change that.
Speaker 4: Trust me.
Speaker 2: I'm on air at seven o'clock and I'm in at
Speaker 2: six fifty and I get a cup of tea and
Speaker 2: I sit down, like the ambition goes. Maybe a bad lesson,
Speaker 2: don't don't fall into my house, but that is so exciting.
Speaker 2: So yeah, power FM, that is what are some segments
Speaker 2: you do?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got to say, I was trying to check
Speaker 4: out the show and there's no podcasts. You've got to
Speaker 4: get them onto that.
Speaker 2: Come on.
Speaker 11: Yes, yes, we're trying to get onto that. We did
Speaker 11: have TikTok for a couple of days.
Speaker 2: What happened disappear just disappeared.
Speaker 11: We had a lot of listeners though, but yeah, no,
Speaker 11: we'll have to definitely get into that. But our segments
Speaker 11: are kind of around what are we doing tomorrow. We're
Speaker 11: saying like best cure for a hangover? We had like
Speaker 11: what is the oldest thing in Ballarat? And everyone was
Speaker 11: going wild at that and we went to the fire station,
Speaker 11: we went to the sailing yacht Club and we're finding out,
Speaker 11: you know, on this hunt for the oldest thing in Ballarat.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 11: We have talked about the fascination of serial killers today. Wow,
Speaker 11: and why everyone's so into it?
Speaker 4: God, your station, Your station sounds way more fun than
Speaker 4: the one that I had growing up. We used to
Speaker 4: have funeral announcements I'd hit snooze on my bloody clock
Speaker 4: radio alarm and nine minutes later to go off again.
Speaker 4: Still going with the general announcements.
Speaker 2: They're not done in the middle of the song. Actually,
Speaker 2: four people have died since the original announcement. We have
Speaker 2: to actually retroactively add Betty.
Speaker 4: That's so funny. Well do you do a quiz?
Speaker 2: Do you do a game? Any games that you guys do?
Speaker 10: Oh? Yeah, we do games. So I have this, Well,
Speaker 10: we do that the would you rather?
Speaker 2: Of course?
Speaker 11: And then we do the are you for real? We
Speaker 11: do the reverse game. We're basically have to hear the
Speaker 11: song reverse. Oh, and then you have to figure out
Speaker 11: what it is.
Speaker 10: I'm really good at that one, and I don't know.
Speaker 4: Why I've had I've heard other radio shows do that,
Speaker 4: and I think I'm quite excellent at it too.
Speaker 9: Do that.
Speaker 11: Maybe we should all play it some time each other,
Speaker 11: girls against the two mitches.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we have to do a rematch. We'll
Speaker 2: have to get your back.
Speaker 4: We have to.
Speaker 2: That could be really fun. Let's do it.
Speaker 4: Let's set a date.
Speaker 2: We'll get you back on hopefully to have a partner
Speaker 2: and not hopefully you don't need you don't need anyone,
Speaker 2: but you know.
Speaker 10: I've been by myself, Flowers Mitch.
Speaker 2: Exactly, exactly. Again, Well, that is so great to meet you.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go back and rewatch out club's streaming.
Speaker 4: It's actually all on stand. I found that out today. Yeah.
Speaker 4: By the way, you said that you gave up acting
Speaker 4: a couple of years ago. What made you want to
Speaker 4: do that?
Speaker 11: I think it was just there's a lot of pressure
Speaker 11: on women, you know, in that industry, and yeah, I
Speaker 11: think I just didn't find it fun anymore. You know,
Speaker 11: I love I love acting, but the industry was quite
Speaker 11: harsh and quite harsh on women's bodies and the image,
Speaker 11: and you know, it wasn't something that I kind of
Speaker 11: wanted to stay in anymore, just because of that reason,
Speaker 11: not because of not the acting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, fair enough. Have they got like a local music
Speaker 4: and drama society that puts on music in Balorat, I'm.
Speaker 10: Sure they do.
Speaker 11: I mean they've got a performing arts studio here. They've
Speaker 11: got Steve O actually coming to town soon.
Speaker 2: Oh from Jack Wow.
Speaker 10: Yeah, they've got him coming. So we're actually trying to
Speaker 10: get an interview with him.
Speaker 4: Ballaratte sounds dope. I said, it reminds me of nothing,
Speaker 4: like totally.
Speaker 2: Do they need a night show that sounds lovely? Sailing
Speaker 2: on Wednesdays? You need a big boat. But I could
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, I'll take you sailing any time. We
Speaker 11: actually did capsizing. Last night, we did capsizing, So my
Speaker 11: teacher was pushing me off the boat and I actually
Speaker 11: hit my head with the boom and I've got this
Speaker 11: big egg on the back of my head.
Speaker 4: Now, no, what is the value in that lesson just
Speaker 4: pushing you off the boat? What's skilled again from that?
Speaker 10: So they you can climb back on the boat again.
Speaker 11: But it's so like my friend was actually taping me
Speaker 11: getting back on the boat and it was really like
Speaker 11: terrible from the behind, like I looked like it.
Speaker 10: I looked like a dead seal just limped over the side.
Speaker 2: There is nothing worse than getting back on a boat
Speaker 2: from being in the water. It's awful cause then you
Speaker 2: have like you're weightless in the water. But then the
Speaker 2: moment you have to pull yourself back up, gravity kicks
Speaker 2: in and often my man boobs getting the way. I
Speaker 2: had that experience recently in the harbor and yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: local terrorists they're like that's a bluega whale. It's not
Speaker 2: it's me from kids. It was very embarrassing for me. Well,
Speaker 2: so great to have you on, so exciting, are you
Speaker 2: guys chopped?
Speaker 4: I'm like, God, life is weird. I'm chatting with Lar Regine.
Speaker 11: I'm chatting with the Mitches and Jenny stop it.
Speaker 10: It's great to me too, because I'm a big fan
Speaker 10: of you guys.
Speaker 4: I'm cute.
Speaker 11: I really loved your episode about someone eating a salad
Speaker 11: out of someone's butthole.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, dear, So maybe you shouldn't podcast your
Speaker 2: show because that stuff like that happens aara. You know,
Speaker 2: maybe it's better if it just disappears after it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't even know how to give that more
Speaker 4: context to make it sound better.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what That's exactly what we did, and we're
Speaker 2: proud of it.
Speaker 4: I'm a little bit reluctant to ask you the question
Speaker 4: that I ask every guest. I'm like, I'm like, you're
Speaker 4: still a child star in my mind, it feels so inappropriate.
Speaker 4: But we we ask the same question to every guest
Speaker 4: that comes on the show. We get them to contribute
Speaker 4: to our list of things better than drugs and Dick
Speaker 4: and the reason the list exists is because we don't
Speaker 4: want our young listeners getting obsessed with partying and boys like.
Speaker 4: There's more to life. There's little things you can appreciate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, little.
Speaker 4: Things like the crunch of an apple, or like walking
Speaker 4: on autumn leaves, you know, stuff like that. What is
Speaker 4: some other example of.
Speaker 2: A good afternoon nap? Yeah, perfect timed afternoon nap, A
Speaker 2: good A good what is it? A good two floss?
Speaker 2: I think we've had before. Oh a Q tip in
Speaker 2: the year, Like a nice, satisfying Q tip, just something
Speaker 2: that you go, you know what, This is so much better.
Speaker 6: Angela Bishop said her waterbed?
Speaker 4: True?
Speaker 2: She did? She did? Yeah, I think she's got the
Speaker 2: last waterbed in the country.
Speaker 4: Sophie Monk said, Jimmy brings so like, yes, there's anything.
Speaker 2: Really, I mean, what are you thinking better than drugs
Speaker 2: and dick Lara?
Speaker 10: Oh, I would say an oozing lava cake. Oh nothing better?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I love chocolate absolutely is it adding it to the lists? Great?
Speaker 2: Nothing pisses me off more When my ouzzy lava cake
Speaker 2: doesn't oose it's thick and coagulated. That's you fucking marketed
Speaker 2: it wrong.
Speaker 4: It must not glug yes, yes, pisses me off.
Speaker 2: You know who does it really well? Ironically? Dominoes to
Speaker 2: a great lava cake?
Speaker 4: Do they?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really good?
Speaker 4: Well aren't you? Guys?
Speaker 2: You asked? It's perfect?
Speaker 4: Perfect? Have you found a place in Balorat that does
Speaker 4: a good oozing lava cake?
Speaker 11: I do, and I did have it on my Valentine's
Speaker 11: date on Tuesday. It's funny because he actually made the
Speaker 11: date and then I realized it was Valentine's Day?
Speaker 4: Oh did he know that it was Valentine?
Speaker 10: Yes, and he was like, oh, it's funny the day.
Speaker 11: I'm like, I don't know what he's talking about Tuesday
Speaker 11: and then we were sharing an oozing laughter cake.
Speaker 2: So did he know who you were? He knew of
Speaker 2: the history.
Speaker 4: And then interesting, where did you first meet him?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 10: Bumble?
Speaker 2: Oh nice ship Bumble. How many swipes would you get
Speaker 2: on Bumble and baller at three four?
Speaker 11: Oh, there's a lot, but there's a lot that looked
Speaker 11: like a bit of serial killers Jeffrey Darmer.
Speaker 4: You know, yeah, so maybe it's more like Forbes than
Speaker 4: I thought.
Speaker 2: Lara Jean Marshall, you can get her if you're in Ballarat,
Speaker 2: or can we listen on the app. Actually, Lara, can.
Speaker 10: We get it live Heart Radio.
Speaker 2: You're a coworker.
Speaker 4: We love you.
Speaker 2: Think you're coming on the show Jack and l J
Speaker 2: for Breakfast power balleratte or streaming on the iHeart Radio
Speaker 2: app having our pleasure.
Speaker 4: Thank thanks Lara, Thanks Guy, Thanks so much.
Speaker 2: Oh what a sweetheart? Who was she again?
Speaker 4: You were very polite for someone who's never seen the
Speaker 4: Saddle Club in your life.
Speaker 2: The restraint that I had in my right arm to
Speaker 2: not do this when I introduced her.
Speaker 4: Padaway. When you said that you never watched the Saddle
Speaker 4: Club because you were watching Pokemon. I watched Pokemon too.
Speaker 4: That was the morning thing me too.
Speaker 2: I don't remember the times.
Speaker 4: What were you doing in the afternoon?
Speaker 2: Water polo, water polo and fucking women?
Speaker 4: Oh my go As a child, I wouldn't have thought so.
Speaker 2: And she was an actress, right, yes, she played Lisa
Speaker 2: got it.
Speaker 4: Weirdly, she was the only member of the Saddle Club
Speaker 4: with an Australian accent despite being an Australian based show.
Speaker 4: Do you love this bullshit show?
Speaker 2: The best show?
Speaker 4: It went everything and it was just infuriating because my
Speaker 4: sister and I were influenced. We wanted a horse more
Speaker 4: than anything in the world. And Mam and Dad we
Speaker 4: be like, no, we'll get you the fucking stuffed saddle
Speaker 4: club toy horse. No, I got stuff to get.
Speaker 2: You a beanie baby. All you wanted was a chestnut mayor.
Speaker 4: I actually had multiple toy versions of Lara's characters horse, Yeah,
Speaker 4: both of them, Storm and Pass.
Speaker 2: I had to tell her that I rode a horse
Speaker 2: and then killed it because I gave it spinal cancer
Speaker 2: due to my weight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe don't tell her.
Speaker 2: Can we get it back on.
Speaker 4: Get tired? Back on ship away? This has been a
Speaker 4: gorgeous first episode, fast hasn't.
Speaker 2: It's lovely. It's been a pleasure. Fuck. I don't think
Speaker 2: she liked the joke about when when going gets tough,
Speaker 2: you'd just say what did she say? Let's ride?
Speaker 4: Yeah? She was laughing like, yeah, okay, let's celebrate. How
Speaker 4: ride on Valentine's Day? How should we celebrate? Right?
Speaker 2: That's shocking and wood and that's the suburb.
Speaker 4: Pine Pine holds the name of like the stable that
Speaker 4: they did horse riding lessons, that it was like an
Speaker 4: after school extracurricular thing. But they just seem to always
Speaker 4: be big and.
Speaker 2: How did it then did it burn down? Anything tragic?
Speaker 4: Well, they actually brought it back for a season three
Speaker 4: with new cast members after these girls were too old
Speaker 4: and it was just they were imposters. I hated.
Speaker 2: Well, good riddance. She was lovely. Yeah, all right, so.
Speaker 4: Low it's bit the ot Leath.
Speaker 2: Great first show back. It was a pleasure God, and
Speaker 2: we missed you all, We really did.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I was worried that I'd be like, I don't
Speaker 4: remember how to podcast, But it's like riding a bike.
Speaker 4: Gorgeous to be back.
Speaker 2: Yeah. All we had to do is look at each
Speaker 2: other and think right right or die bit right or
Speaker 2: die gus. We'll see you next week. Weekly episodes are back.
Speaker 2: Leave us a five star review. That'd be lovely if
Speaker 2: you knew here as well, or if you've never left
Speaker 2: us a review five stars. Whack it on the podcast
Speaker 2: out and we'll see you guys next And.
Speaker 4: Don't forget the brand new iGEM text line. The number
Speaker 4: is oh four one two seven one two oh nine two. Yes,
Speaker 4: how many times am I gonna have to say that
Speaker 4: before I remember one more time?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: O four one two seven one two oh nine two.
Speaker 2: Fantastic.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of two's in there. That help.
Speaker 2: That does help. We could get it. I'm recorded. If
Speaker 2: you want that, I can just fire it off. That
Speaker 2: might be easy.
Speaker 4: It's going to have to be that because you'll never remember.
Speaker 4: We'll get Bradley. He's back.
Speaker 2: Wrong, I see next week.
Speaker 4: Guys, We love you, Thanks for listening to you.
Speaker 2: Bye. Is it just Me?
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Speaker 4: At Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment.
Speaker 4: On the end, we pretend the show is done. Hopefully
Speaker 4: most people stop listening at that point because this is
Speaker 4: where we get a bit feral. You just get carried
Speaker 4: away and nothing's planned here.
Speaker 2: Fucking nuts. Yeah, I missed the show. I'll be honest.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna come straight out and say it missed it ours? Yes?
Speaker 4: All right? Okay, near me too, friends, bring it back.
Speaker 4: When you said I missed the show, I'm like, are
Speaker 4: we still talking about saddle Club?
Speaker 1: Ye?
Speaker 4: Giddy up?
Speaker 2: Their words never ever to come out of my mouth.
Speaker 4: Also, by the way, that all stuff email we got
Speaker 4: sent announcing that Laura was doing in the network. Fucking
Speaker 4: it was riddled with horse puns.
Speaker 2: Yes it was not.
Speaker 4: It was it was like, giddy up, No gets who's
Speaker 4: jumping in the power of him Saddle who wrote that,
Speaker 4: I don't know, join the club. We're excited? Oh so lame,
Speaker 4: But I loved it. Hello world, this is LJ that's right.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Also, i'd be upset, like I want to
Speaker 2: leave my past as the past. How annoying would it
Speaker 2: be for thirty years? All anyone quotes is ijem.
Speaker 4: I mean we just had it on and spoke about
Speaker 4: predominantly the Saddle Club, so.
Speaker 2: I know that's what I mean. I don't want that
Speaker 2: to happen to us.
Speaker 6: Hang on, tight, Ballarette. This is going to be a
Speaker 6: fun ride.
Speaker 4: That's mortified ride right, sounds good. It's I kind of
Speaker 4: on a visit now. He should be the ambassador for Ballarat.
Speaker 2: To results a photop I've never seen Ballarat. Where is it?
Speaker 4: Well, it's like near Melbourne, ish like it's in Victoria.
Speaker 4: But when you look at, you know, a picture of Ballerat,
Speaker 4: it does look a lot like Forbes. It made me
Speaker 4: think they must be so similar. But no, Ballerrette sounds clum.
Speaker 2: I'm going to quickly just patch in to power and
Speaker 2: Ballarat with that, with that, with that, a pun patch. No,
Speaker 2: it clearly wasn't power bale.
Speaker 4: You know what I like with my pancakes, golden stirrup.
Speaker 2: God and whipped Yes, terrible.
Speaker 4: What else did we get up to during the break?
Speaker 2: So I launched a new show? We've covered them? I
Speaker 2: what did I do? Rental crisis is pretty bad? That's
Speaker 2: really it for me. How sad Chelse My mum had
Speaker 2: a gall butter out in a freak incident. God bless
Speaker 2: her had golstones on Boxing Day? How is everyone's Christmas?
Speaker 2: I guess we debriefed on all this.
Speaker 4: Well speak speaking of gablestones, it shouldn't be funny. Let
Speaker 4: me preface this by saying that it's a happy ending.
Speaker 4: But my cousin he I think I might get the
Speaker 4: story wrong, but basically he was passing gallstones and then
Speaker 4: I don't know if the pain was super excrutiating or something,
Speaker 4: but he ended up having a heart attack and going
Speaker 4: into cardiac arrest and was in a coma for ages,
Speaker 4: ages and it was not looking good. Fast forward to
Speaker 4: now and it's been like one of those miracle drastic recoveries,
Speaker 4: like you'll be in rehab for six months, but he
Speaker 4: was time for Christmas. Wow, okay, so, and there was
Speaker 4: a big news article the other day of him reunited
Speaker 4: with the doctors and shit, very nice, very happy ending.
Speaker 4: And I think the reason he was healed by some
Speaker 4: miracle is because my auntie Trish, when she was visiting
Speaker 4: my grandparents, she knew that she was going to visit
Speaker 4: my cousin in hospital and thought, I'll get Nan and
Speaker 4: Pop to record a video message and I'll play it
Speaker 4: to him while he's in a coma.
Speaker 2: I was to try to back through to him while
Speaker 2: he was in a coma, and they're so bad. What
Speaker 2: the messages?
Speaker 4: When Tries told me she did this, I was like,
Speaker 4: have you been sitting on this gold content and not
Speaker 4: told me until now? Air dropped me immediately, What do
Speaker 4: you mean?
Speaker 2: Were they they just not really impassion or was it
Speaker 2: really too cute? They being sweet?
Speaker 4: I think you'll understand why I've turned out the way
Speaker 4: I have, Like they're not very sentimental.
Speaker 2: How old are they? What are their names?
Speaker 4: I don't know. Their names are Bill Anita. They got
Speaker 4: Bill Anita to record video messages for my cousin in
Speaker 4: a coma, and they're just so funny. They shouldn't be funny,
Speaker 4: but obviously they had a major impact because he just
Speaker 4: had this sort of drastic recovery.
Speaker 2: Okay from these messages grandparents.
Speaker 4: So this is my grandmother's message, hold on, hil how
Speaker 4: I soon make it quick, followed by five seconds of
Speaker 4: silence again, Oh my god. She asked him how he
Speaker 4: was He was in a coma.
Speaker 10: He's not.
Speaker 6: So funny because all my relatives would do the exact
Speaker 6: same thing.
Speaker 4: Was she meant to say on the men not on
Speaker 4: the run suit, He's not. He's not in prison, he's
Speaker 4: in a coma. And then my grandfather's is so much
Speaker 4: worse slash better, depending on what way you look at.
Speaker 4: This was his beautiful, heartfelt message to his grandson in
Speaker 4: a coma, get better.
Speaker 10: I'm not.
Speaker 4: That's and I said, Trish, why is there five seconds
Speaker 4: of silence on the end of every cameo from my grandparents?
Speaker 4: And she goes, I just thought that'd have more to say.
Speaker 4: That was his whole message, get better. No mucking around,
Speaker 4: as if my cousin's cardiac arrest has somehow imposed on him,
Speaker 4: and he's like, you've had your fun, now snap out
Speaker 4: of it.
Speaker 2: That's fucking girl, no wucking around. Were they fully briefed.
Speaker 4: They know exactly what was happening. Also had no hope
Speaker 4: that'd written him off. They had not, like he'd been
Speaker 4: in a coma for a few days, and they were like,
Speaker 4: I don't know why it's hanging on so long. And
Speaker 4: I'm like, guys, are you serious?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yes, they're so grim and like this was their message
Speaker 4: of support because in their minds are like, it's going to.
Speaker 2: Die anyway better.
Speaker 4: I like imagine, imagine my cousin just in a coma, going,
Speaker 4: you're right, pop, you're right, I'm out of it. I'm
Speaker 4: up praying, I'm good. Thanks for asking.
Speaker 2: That's ridiculous. So hold on, he's okay. Now he's on
Speaker 2: the man, he's fine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, totally. How Yeah, it's very very very good
Speaker 4: progress in a very short amount of time. Oh, like
Speaker 4: I think not even thirty, maybe early thirties. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I should know that.
Speaker 2: Actually, wow, yeah, no, is there heart problems in the family?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Goodness, we should get your heart Maybe we should get
Speaker 2: your little check. Yeah why partiolage artiologist? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh all right, yeah, probably not a bad idea.
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm mucking around, get to it.
Speaker 4: You know that I had a bit of a menty
Speaker 4: be during our break. Yes, and Sean wrote me a
Speaker 4: card and got me chocolates and flowers and shit. And
Speaker 4: the card said get better, no mucking around. I love.
Speaker 4: That's very I was like, oh, that's perfect. That really
Speaker 4: is quoting my grandfather.
Speaker 2: That's really funny. That's they're mucking around.
Speaker 5: Hell a.
Speaker 10: Soon, man, make.
Speaker 4: It quick, better get get anything to ask for a second? Take? Hi, Alan,
Speaker 4: how are you the pipe? You're on the run soon,
Speaker 4: Better make it quick.
Speaker 2: She's boiling eggs behind her and past her. She doesn't
Speaker 2: want to have to fucking stuff and retake it in
Speaker 2: the middle of the kitchen in a teal sweatshirt.
Speaker 4: She's watching Hot Seed.
Speaker 2: That's really funny.
Speaker 4: Lots seat Did I get that?
Speaker 1: God?
Speaker 2: I need to see if I've got any from my grandparents.
Speaker 4: Oh, but the cheeries are so fucking sentimental and philosophical.
Speaker 4: There would be so beautiful. I bet my dad cries
Speaker 4: not Hi Dallan, now, I oh. I was like, this
Speaker 4: is over Christmas that I finally got these videos. I
Speaker 4: was like, you've been sitting on this since September? How
Speaker 4: dare you withhold gold from me for so long? Good
Speaker 4: old drunk Arnie Trish, I love it coming through with
Speaker 4: the goods.
Speaker 2: And good good that he's better, he's happy. Anything happened
Speaker 2: with you? Jennet. You have to move as well? Potentially, Yes,
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 6: So we've been having inspections because the owner is selling so.
Speaker 4: Oh god, the service suite. It's so it's going to
Speaker 4: go for a minute.
Speaker 2: Does jeeves come with the house or do they move
Speaker 2: with you? Is he on a is he sort of
Speaker 2: on a package with you? It doesn't exist. The package
Speaker 2: does not pay. Wow, she just admitted that she doesn't
Speaker 2: pay her housekeeper. Wow, you're such a NEPO baby, absolutely,
Speaker 2: because she works with WSFM and her dad invented radio.
Speaker 4: How the fuck do you become a NEPO baby? Indubo? Yeah,
Speaker 4: I know. How do your parents run the zoom?
Speaker 10: Like?
Speaker 2: Good call and you answer? You live in the place
Speaker 2: you'll mansion. They ditched, ditched dubble as soon as they
Speaker 2: got cash. Now they're in double Bay. They had to
Speaker 2: have a little bit dubbo, so double boil all the bay.
Speaker 2: They had to keep a nice yeahs as close as
Speaker 2: they could get. That's what they called double Bay. Everyone
Speaker 2: knows it is the Dubbo of Sydney.
Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone knows.
Speaker 2: That Dubbo dust in Double Bay is just cocaine. It's
Speaker 2: true Colombian fresh coke. I was just about to ask
Speaker 2: if we had any text. But we're not live, are we.
Speaker 4: No, it hasn't come out yet.
Speaker 2: That's probably a good call come through. All right, Well
Speaker 2: should we wrap up the first episode the long?
Speaker 4: We're done already?
Speaker 2: I think we're done. Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty good.
Speaker 4: I'm not. It's stay for a bit, we can stay.
Speaker 6: I don't mind.
Speaker 2: You know what we should do?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 4: Yes, you should go on a little ride. Giddy up?
Speaker 2: That is it? Just you call too? I really, I
Speaker 2: mean I prepped him.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: It's so funny that you said to me before we
Speaker 4: started recording. You were like, I've got a great one today,
Speaker 4: and he goes, do you know the secret it's a
Speaker 4: quality hotel Linen And we said no, and he goes
Speaker 4: me either. So it's not just me or you, it's.
Speaker 2: None of it's he just messaged with her. Josh, he's back.
Speaker 2: He's still been investigating. He's an investigator. As we're getting
Speaker 2: in the task and he's messaged me. Yeah, he says,
Speaker 2: thank you, of course for coming on. You're my favorite
Speaker 2: match contact. I didn't contacted an old friend.
Speaker 4: I add, how had he come through with the answer?
Speaker 2: Finally, well, I don't know. Contacted an old friend. Basically
Speaker 2: chucked in, oh the English, chucked into industrial washing machine,
Speaker 2: gets sorted of course beforehand, then into dryer and steam cleaned.
Speaker 2: I love it when we'd get a new bat jean
Speaker 2: and the linen was freshly warm. And then he sent
Speaker 2: his address so he can get his prize instantly. I
Speaker 2: don't think he's done his job.
Speaker 4: So the secret is that they wash them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's I'm going to tell you one thing? This
Speaker 2: is the message from beforehand I've got is Joe great?
Speaker 2: Tell me what is it? He says? Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Or do you have no idea how hotel sheets and
Speaker 2: what happens. I want to discuss this as I used
Speaker 2: to work in hotels, so I'd love to give the
Speaker 2: insight on what goes on behind closed doors.
Speaker 4: If you'd love to give the insight, then fucking give it.
Speaker 2: And then last July he asked again like he's been
Speaker 2: sitting on a secret for so long, and then comes
Speaker 2: on and asks.
Speaker 4: Us, I want to know the secret.
Speaker 2: Imagine they're being a murder in your house and a
Speaker 2: policeman coming in being like, all right, what a reckon happened? Guys?
Speaker 2: This murder? Do you know? What do you reckon happen?
Speaker 4: Do you know what I think happened? He was murdered?
Speaker 2: And then the next day we've got a lead. What
Speaker 2: happened it? Come my price? Now's my address. If you've
Speaker 2: got an issage, just you that you actually, in fact,
Speaker 2: you hate to bring us anything, to be honest, like,
Speaker 2: you don't have to bring us a secret. Just ask
Speaker 2: us something you've noticed, something you hate to appreciate. What
Speaker 2: are you doing?
Speaker 4: Which one does that fall under the hotel linen? Shit,
Speaker 4: we never said something you've wondered.
Speaker 2: Good call. Maybe we need to add it in something
Speaker 2: you've noticed hate wonder to appreciate? Too fucking wordy, thanks, Joshua.
Speaker 2: We know, we just we're just playing it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're just racing your darling as we do. I
Speaker 4: just don't think there is anything secretive about the process.
Speaker 4: They just wash them so that they're no longer dirty,
Speaker 4: and therefore they are clean.
Speaker 2: I'd imagine there's a shit tone of bleach.
Speaker 4: As well, probably and fabric softenert a hotel over Valentine's
Speaker 4: saying there's just something about hotel Linen, and I was like,
Speaker 4: what do they do? What's their secret that's intrigued? Also
Speaker 4: was a king bed. There's something about that that's luxuryous.
Speaker 2: To tell me, How is your first Valentine Day with
Speaker 2: Sean and what happened?
Speaker 4: Oh? It was nice. Yeah. I booked a hotel room
Speaker 4: close to his office so we didn't have to commute
Speaker 4: or anything.
Speaker 2: Gorgeous, very sweet because we did not live.
Speaker 4: Near each other in Sydney. It's bloody northern beaches.
Speaker 2: It took an hour more than an hour.
Speaker 4: Oh, it depends on time to day. It's actually not
Speaker 4: that bad. It's usually forty minutes or something.
Speaker 2: And I used to do it by the way it
Speaker 2: works and worked out.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you were in the Shire fucking out.
Speaker 2: And he was in North Sydney, so it was fine.
Speaker 4: Rap yeah yeah. So I booked a hotel close to
Speaker 4: where he works, so it was just kind of easy,
Speaker 4: lovely and again nearly the first fight, I said, I'll
Speaker 4: ask for late checkout the next morning and he goes, great,
Speaker 4: I'll work from home as in from the hotel and
Speaker 4: then the next morning, he gets up and goes, actually,
Speaker 4: I might just head to the office. I was like,
Speaker 4: I've got late checkout. I'm just going to sit here
Speaker 4: by myself.
Speaker 2: So what did you do?
Speaker 4: Just sat there? I actually ended up leaving kind of
Speaker 4: early because I was like, why am I here? Why
Speaker 4: am I in this hotel doing nothing? I may just
Speaker 4: go home.
Speaker 2: I've got shit today, and you'd had the dinner the
Speaker 2: night before, which.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was. It was It was perfect, to be honest,
Speaker 4: I'm just bitching.
Speaker 2: Cute.
Speaker 4: It was perfect. It was lovely. I sent roses to
Speaker 4: his office cute. That's adorable, which I feel like when
Speaker 4: I worked in an office, I was like, one of
Speaker 4: these days, I'll get a surprise thing. Rock up because
Speaker 4: you get to gloat to your colleagues like, oh, who
Speaker 4: were the flowers? Oh they're for me? Yeah, And apparently
Speaker 4: everyone was like hudded around his desk like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: someone got flowers. I might have made a lot of
Speaker 4: a lot of his colleagues jealous. There might have been
Speaker 4: some upset husbands that night.
Speaker 2: I can imagine.
Speaker 4: Y yeah, yeah, absolutely, But yeah, it's not really as
Speaker 4: exciting when I work from home. No no one to
Speaker 4: lord it over.
Speaker 2: You know, did you have passionate sex?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, sorry, well it's Valentine's What are they Mormons? No?
Speaker 4: We crochet? Yeah? What did you expect pitching our you quilt?
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm just trying to work in your granddad saying
Speaker 2: what he said. But in regards to you two having.
Speaker 4: Passionate no mucking around, they're backing.
Speaker 2: Around happy, get better than mucking around. But your buttsal
Speaker 2: no mucking around, get better?
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Well this is a stark contrast because this is our
Speaker 2: fifth feet day together. Hey Den, I yeah, and we
Speaker 2: spend our day arguing about understairs storage. We went to
Speaker 2: four open houses.
Speaker 4: Did this argument get exactly?
Speaker 2: It wasn't that bad. It's just he vetoed a few
Speaker 2: apartments because there was no understair storage.
Speaker 4: You know, once it gets to like really you know,
Speaker 4: crunch time, where it's like fu fuck, we're gonna be homeless,
Speaker 4: you'll see'll start to be less picky.
Speaker 2: There's three weeks. It takes two weeks. Yeah, you are
Speaker 2: to pack up and then you've got to get a
Speaker 2: lease date. What you forget is when you get an
Speaker 2: apartment or you look on domain, it says available.
Speaker 4: From and we finned it's not for another month.
Speaker 2: Yes, so we need to find something not only in
Speaker 2: our price rage, not only has everything we want has
Speaker 2: under fucking stair storage, and it's available as of our
Speaker 2: moving date because our move out dates to Wednesday. So
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, you.
Speaker 4: Didn't reel though, did you. You didn't say, okay, babe,
Speaker 4: we'll look for understaird storage.
Speaker 2: On the one that we just we just potentially might
Speaker 2: be getting. Let's have a look. I air dropped you
Speaker 2: guys the video. Let's see if it's got understand storage
Speaker 2: because it's a flight of stairs. Let's have a look.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's because one thing to have stairs, but without
Speaker 4: the storage. Oh I there's a big door under the stairs. Good,
Speaker 4: that's where the fridge goes. And there's three understorms.
Speaker 2: Oh he'll be so. And it's got my car port
Speaker 2: because I'm buying a Tesla and I want to get
Speaker 2: a charger. Oh really, Yeah, I wanted it to have
Speaker 2: a car port because I don't want to electric car.
Speaker 2: They not be able to charge the damn thing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I wanted to charge it inside. So I needed
Speaker 2: a garage. And there's one place I went to. Shit,
Speaker 2: you not in Loichhart disgusting suburb. That name makes me gross,
Speaker 2: Like like Art just feels gross.
Speaker 4: It's so bad for chart. It had so much potential
Speaker 4: but now it's just yuck. I agree. So like the
Speaker 4: Hidden Italy part.
Speaker 2: Of I went to acting school there for a week
Speaker 2: and then quit. You yes in Lialy, like like.
Speaker 4: Art's just this gross suburban paramounta road and then they've
Speaker 4: just got this hidden bit that looks like Rome.
Speaker 2: Really it's like a mini coliseum and the next to
Speaker 2: a sushi restaurant and a grill bird.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Like you go in and it's like a normal
Speaker 6: from outside, and then you go in and.
Speaker 2: It's like is it just me or is Lighthart fucked? Anyway,
Speaker 2: we went to an open house in a like Art
Speaker 2: and there was a garage and I'm like, great, this
Speaker 2: is what I want. And then the price was good.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, he's like like Hart though, and she
Speaker 2: went just fyi, Mitch and Hayden. The garage is not
Speaker 2: including the property doing with it. It's a separate rental
Speaker 2: for two hundred a week. Are you serious, Lighthart? So
Speaker 2: it was a garage in the house. The master bedroom
Speaker 2: was above it. So if if you were asleep at night,
Speaker 2: the renter or the tenant of the garage would be
Speaker 2: able to come in and out with the door that
Speaker 2: connected to the house.
Speaker 4: That's really fun. That's weird.
Speaker 2: I think it was illegal to be ridiculous anyway. So
Speaker 2: that is how grim it's been. But that has understore storage.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to make an offer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, fingers and ties get it. Where is it again?
Speaker 2: It's in Newtown.
Speaker 4: As long as you've got the car port, you'll be fine,
Speaker 4: because parking in Newtown. Don't get me fun. I know
Speaker 4: I had to street park in Newtown. It was fucking awful.
Speaker 2: You've got a car port. He'll be there. We'll be kay.
Speaker 2: We'll be kay, be kay. That's what everyone says, will
Speaker 2: be kay, so we'll be right. Oh and then we
Speaker 2: had a ciner Bondon for valu Day. Not a euphemism.
Speaker 4: Well, cinnemon ll What did you do for your first
Speaker 4: Valentine's Day?
Speaker 2: Oh my, I don't remember. I think I actually I do.
Speaker 2: I woke up mate Haye and pancakes, had him a
Speaker 2: card and brought him a box with all his favorite things.
Speaker 2: He did a similar thing.
Speaker 4: I remember that actually for me. Sorry you know what
Speaker 4: I was. I was digging myself up for sending flowers
Speaker 4: to Shawn's office. I forgot to give him credit where
Speaker 4: it's due. Yeah, so I thought I won. I sent
Speaker 4: flowers to the office. I checked into the hotel around two.
Speaker 4: He didn't finish work until five. But unbeknownst to me,
Speaker 4: he had been in cahoots with the hotel staff during
Speaker 4: his lunch break and snuck into the hotel before I
Speaker 4: got there. So when I arrived, there was flowers and
Speaker 4: chocolates and shit on the bed. And so I walked in,
Speaker 4: and being an entitled prick, I was like, Oh, that's nice,
Speaker 4: complimentary stuff in the hotel.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then like an hour later I looked closely and
Speaker 4: I was like, wait, there's a car with my name
Speaker 4: and it. Oh my god, how did Sean break in
Speaker 4: before I arrived?
Speaker 9: That's so cute.
Speaker 2: Ye wow, he's a keeper. Yeh, sure, that's actually very cute.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 2: I found it from our first day. This was in
Speaker 2: two nineteen. Fucking wow.
Speaker 4: I do remember that pancakes.
Speaker 2: We both got each other cards.
Speaker 4: It's probably golden stirruple.
Speaker 2: Probably nudes. Stop it, I'll look at us. When we
Speaker 2: were okay, young we were I forget like that fucking
Speaker 2: heart stop a show. I've never seen it, but I
Speaker 2: assume it was tragic.
Speaker 4: Haven't you.
Speaker 2: I don't like sad. I've told you.
Speaker 4: He's not sad.
Speaker 2: Doesn't he die?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: Doesn't his heart stop?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: The only reason that people our age found it sad
Speaker 4: because they were fucking jealous, so they didn't have a
Speaker 4: young gay love story in high school?
Speaker 2: Would that?
Speaker 4: And it's like a yearning for what we didn't have.
Speaker 2: But we couldn't have ever had just be happy for them?
Speaker 4: No, I am I should never seen I thought, No,
Speaker 4: I'm talking broadly.
Speaker 2: I got it. I thought it was about some of
Speaker 2: cardiac arrest.
Speaker 4: Event I tried to watch it with Sean and he goes, no,
Speaker 4: it'll be too triggering. I was like, grow up.
Speaker 2: Truthfully, he's worried about veggiemar, but he's not worried about
Speaker 2: young gay love.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 4: We watch it eventually, and I was right. Of course,
Speaker 4: it's a sin.
Speaker 2: On the other hand, truly, oh maddic, and I will
Speaker 2: never recover from that.
Speaker 4: Not never.
Speaker 2: It's really it's awful, but very interesting watch. Jenna hasn't
Speaker 2: watched it, of course, because she's a nepotism baby, and
Speaker 2: she doesn't need to watch when you unerstand, why watch it?
Speaker 2: That's what she says every day, Why watch it?
Speaker 4: I understand? Named after her great grandfather stands.
Speaker 2: Yep, you know what streets uncle is named stan Oh, sorry,
Speaker 2: you got it? Rhyme's great uncle. You know what street
Speaker 2: she lived on growing up, Paramount Plassway. True? True?
Speaker 4: What induvo?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You know what The family catchphrase is, hey you, because
Speaker 2: they're all they own in law.
Speaker 4: That's our catchphrase, Hey you. You had the start of
Speaker 4: every episode.
Speaker 2: But we're not nebow babies. I've done the hard yards,
Speaker 2: hard hard yards.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: Also, you and I had the option to be nepo babies.
Speaker 2: I could have really dominated the wine industry.
Speaker 4: If I had any interest in farming. Oh, that's what
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 2: You'd be the you'd be the king of castle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got to own the parking of a homestead.
Speaker 2: Yes, you could have had sheep wrapped arown your little finger.
Speaker 2: You could have owned the park's dish.
Speaker 4: Not really, I could run into astronomy and shit or whatever.
Speaker 7: It is.
Speaker 2: True, that's what I mean. See, I don't really drink wine.
Speaker 2: I've stopped drinking alcohol, by the way, everyone altogether in
Speaker 2: about three months.
Speaker 4: Well that wouldn't have been hard because you didn't really
Speaker 4: drink much at all, I know.
Speaker 2: But then I was like, I'm having like one every
Speaker 2: now and again. If I go for dinner, I'll get
Speaker 2: a drink or a wine. And then I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: going to just cut it out altogether. And you know what,
Speaker 2: I feel exactly the same.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been cutting back a lot, which it's been good. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 4: good good.
Speaker 2: You still done those vile green juices?
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course, you know what you do.
Speaker 2: That's lovely. Mitch has a soda stream in his house
Speaker 2: and he makes sugar free drinks for you when you
Speaker 2: come over. It reminds me of my NaN's.
Speaker 6: Yeah, sugar free drinks are so good, so.
Speaker 2: Yummy, yummy, Coddy sugar free or do you use the
Speaker 2: soda stream o G syrups.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like the soda stream syrups that you just
Speaker 4: put in the bubbly water. It's gold.
Speaker 2: You can get diet sun kissed and like lemon lime
Speaker 2: from coals. It's amazing.
Speaker 4: But if I want a some kissed, I want full
Speaker 4: of sugar. No, I'm not pissing around.
Speaker 2: Hey, we knocked it when we had a star on
Speaker 2: as a guest host a couple months ago. But the
Speaker 2: new Sprite no Sugar is really good. It tastes like
Speaker 2: full sugar sprite.
Speaker 4: I can't taste. No, it tastes the same, but it
Speaker 4: doesn't have the same effect when you're hungover that the
Speaker 4: sugar is what nurses you back to.
Speaker 2: Hell, I know, but if it still tastes the same,
Speaker 2: me me, dummy, you know, me drinks sprite, me happy boy? Right, okay,
Speaker 2: but like you tell me, I'm drinking sprite and it's
Speaker 2: Sprite no sugar. I don't know the difference.
Speaker 9: I do.
Speaker 2: I very much do interesting cocno sugar. I can tell
Speaker 2: when the mac is waitress. I don't know why they
Speaker 2: always do it waitress.
Speaker 4: I don't drink coke for the sugar, though, I drink
Speaker 4: it for the caffeines. I don't mind a cocono sugar.
Speaker 4: But the Sprite is for the fucking sugar.
Speaker 2: Is that caffeine and sprite?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I forget that sprite?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, that was your first dog generating vile nepotism. Baby, Well,
Speaker 2: all right, we shall go. We should go, don't forget.
Speaker 2: You can text us now in twenty twenty three for
Speaker 2: season five if you like. We've partnered with Crazy John.
Speaker 4: Do I have to give the who?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Is it we've part with Dodo? Yes, Crazy John and
Speaker 2: the number.
Speaker 4: Is four one two seven one two oh ninety Yeah
Speaker 4: in touch. We hope this podcast made you feel at
Speaker 4: least oh five, Do we go up again?
Speaker 2: Let's two five season five?
Speaker 4: Because we went three percent better after the third year. Oh,
Speaker 4: it's based on the year, is it. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 4: our fourth year. On our third year we went to
Speaker 4: three percent, so we're still on three percent. We hope
Speaker 4: this podcast made you feel at least three percent better today.
Speaker 4: That's all.
Speaker 2: Wait, now, this is our fifth year.
Speaker 4: No it's not.
Speaker 2: No, but we started in twenty nineteen. Yeah, just five
Speaker 2: years old. No, No, it's not in nineteen twenty nineteen,
Speaker 2: twenty two, twenty three, twenty nineteen.
Speaker 4: But that's not a one year anniversary. And we started.
Speaker 4: The one year anniversary is twenty twenty, so it's twenty nineteen,
Speaker 4: twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: Every year, it was based on the years we've been active.
Speaker 4: No, but the day we started in twenty nineteen wasn't
Speaker 4: our one year annivers thary. Our one year anniversary was
Speaker 4: in twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: Okay, so that's four years.
Speaker 4: Well it will be in September.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh god, since when do we go by Gregorian
Speaker 2: calendar standards? Well?
Speaker 4: What percentage do you want me to say? What do
Speaker 4: you hope?
Speaker 2: What if we go by season five? Skipped four? Here
Speaker 2: we have and then are really upset some people? Yeah,
Speaker 2: why don't we all just think of a number and
Speaker 2: we say the number we think.
Speaker 4: We hope this podcast made you field nine percent better.
Speaker 2: They're just going for seventy one.
Speaker 4: I was going for seven. Oh, seventy one is a
Speaker 4: big promise. We can't fucking lift people's mood that much.
Speaker 2: Let's stick to three and we'll going up in increments.
Speaker 4: All right, All right, Well we hope this podcast made
Speaker 4: you feel at least three percent better today. That's all
Speaker 4: so it is. Yeah, we do love you guys.
Speaker 2: Is it just used DMS Texas and we'll be back
Speaker 2: next week.
Speaker 4: Chat to you, then you.
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