Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Dracula's Castle in Transylvania, Romania is now offering free COVID
Speaker 2: vaccinations to visitors. Brand Castle announced as hosting a Pfizer
Speaker 2: vaccine marathon every second weekend to try and boost the
Speaker 2: slow vaccination numbers to sweeten the deal. What a sweetener
Speaker 2: to go and get vaccinated in Romania. Patients also get
Speaker 2: free entry to the castle's torture rooms, which have fifty
Speaker 2: two medieval torture instruments. To have a look at love
Speaker 2: a good fun someone. It's good fun somebody to do
Speaker 2: the weekend with the kids?
Speaker 3: All right, So what do we do for the time?
Speaker 3: Waste over this?
Speaker 2: Vampire songs? Of course, let's play the music to find this.
Speaker 2: I just googled classic vampire music, but like that's a thing, but.
Speaker 3: There's only this, isn't it? All right? Van Bier songs?
Speaker 3: You say, yehes.
Speaker 2: Please gold plus, I'm still here in case you thought Adracula,
Speaker 2: Just come on, I don't know if I can keep
Speaker 2: the voice off of the whole thing. Now, stake me
Speaker 2: up before you go go. Silver, you've given you give
Speaker 2: blood a bad name. Gold painted black cula.
Speaker 4: Gold plus.
Speaker 3: I've just seen this is ten and a half minutes
Speaker 3: long in this music.
Speaker 2: We didn't need it that long producing mel I haven't
Speaker 2: got that many to go A key steaky.
Speaker 4: In my heart gold.
Speaker 2: You know what? Do you know what vampire's favorite singer.
Speaker 3: Is Vicky Martin? She fangs, she fanks. It's the way
Speaker 3: I tell.
Speaker 4: Them, gold plus.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you, count ol Jack. What have you
Speaker 2: got for vampires?
Speaker 4: Dracula is a hard act to follow.
Speaker 3: Come on, count Post.
Speaker 5: Everybody was kung fu biting.
Speaker 3: Oh that's good, that's good.
Speaker 2: Name.
Speaker 4: What's this a king? Well, it was just for you guys.
Speaker 4: That wasn't we need to count?
Speaker 2: Why don't you be your own?
Speaker 4: I want to.
Speaker 2: That kind of count.
Speaker 5: I'm your venus, I'm your fire, your vampire.
Speaker 2: Well he's getting into couch everyone, count Post.
Speaker 3: That's what we called him. Mind his back. That's a
Speaker 3: gold plus.
Speaker 5: Of course, Dracula is a big fan of Skrillex finger Rang.
Speaker 3: You just lost the room. I mean, I know Scrills is,
Speaker 3: but you just lost the room. My friend.
Speaker 4: Skrills is like a don't ask, I.
Speaker 3: Tell you what it is. Bronze minus a million?
Speaker 4: Uh what.
Speaker 2: Counts? Blood? That's the way I like it. Golus take
Speaker 2: about well, don't count all right?
Speaker 3: Vampire songs.
Speaker 2: What a gift for all you vampires out there. The
Speaker 2: wind beneath my bat wings, Silver Grit, Medler, drac and Diane.
Speaker 5: That is how you do it, Gold plus Tony.
Speaker 2: Vell done that to the bond Gold such and Dracula's
Speaker 2: not beating Hearts Club band.
Speaker 4: That's funny.
Speaker 2: Where go again, Sergeant Dracula's not beating Hearts Club Band. Gold.
Speaker 2: That's very good. Dave takeabow instead of walking on sunshine,
Speaker 2: burning in sunshine. He's a dart now, Karen.
Speaker 4: No, they can't go out in the sun.
Speaker 2: That's actually when it comes to vampire facts, gold plus.
Speaker 3: You give blood sucking a bad name.
Speaker 4: Gold another one turns to dust gold plus.
Speaker 6: Tersuck Man, stop it now, shut it down, now, stop
Speaker 6: it now repeat tersuck Man is incredible.
Speaker 2: Stella, Stella, thank you very much for all all the
Speaker 2: stories and all the time wasters. Tonight, I have a
Speaker 2: feeling that won't be the last you're going to hear
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Speaker 2: Baby Movies, Fight crib silver fair enough, dudes, dude, where's
Speaker 2: my car seat?
Speaker 4: Silver plus?
Speaker 3: That is a goal?
Speaker 2: Come on, plas center of a woman. Gold give it
Speaker 2: to me, thank you. Where does the baby go to
Speaker 2: when it gets scared in there? That's right, it goes
Speaker 2: to the panic woumb panic gold plus, damn on a
Speaker 2: row two mon ago grumpy one year old men. Oh,
Speaker 2: someone needs a little nap time. Grumpy one year old.
Speaker 4: Men old, damn it.
Speaker 3: And this one no, I'm not doing that last one.
Speaker 2: It's unbroadcastable.
Speaker 3: All right, jackie boy, What have you got? Baby movies?
Speaker 5: First in the fetuses, that's good gold, nappy Gilmore silver,
Speaker 5: little baby golfer yep, silver ones, he flew over the
Speaker 5: kookoo's nest. That's nice gold and Toddler on the roof.
Speaker 2: Toddler on the roof is very good.
Speaker 4: That's gold.
Speaker 2: All right. What have you got textus yours nappy filmmore, doubler.
Speaker 5: Oh, clever, silver plus.
Speaker 2: What I'm justin infirantry, gunny drive in miss baby gold Shinzia,
Speaker 2: crap apocalypse now bronze. Yeah, we changed a pooh. I
Speaker 2: mean that is what you say, is the gold plus? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did you have those arguments in the early days, Pats
Speaker 2: a week I changed one earlier, so you're turning.
Speaker 4: To do one? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What am I? The Pukes of Hazard silver, Dirty Dribbling
Speaker 2: silver plus, Pursuit of Napilus gold, A Star is Baby Beyond.
Speaker 2: It's like a sling silver plus, the Newborn Identity gold.
Speaker 2: That's very good. The Lamb before tummy Time. I don't
Speaker 2: know what you mean by that mark. Is that code
Speaker 2: for you and your wife? Tummy Time silver, Clash of
Speaker 2: the Tantrums silver, Gaga Land gold, that's very good. Janet
Speaker 2: Inglorious Little Bustards, Naughty Naughty Les, Naughty Les, diaper Heart silver,
Speaker 2: nappy Feet Silva.
Speaker 3: Lock stock and two Smoking Nappies gold.
Speaker 2: That's very good. One. I'm Chris Weekend in Bernie's Crib
Speaker 2: Bronze Silence with the dummy bronze, fifty shades of.
Speaker 3: Brown, David in Sunbury that's funny.
Speaker 2: European lactation instead of European vacation silver.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 2: I am Pram. That's very good. Well.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast we.
Speaker 2: Go into the world of art and high Brown. So
Speaker 2: today on the time waster art movies Renoird Dogs Gold,
Speaker 2: Thank you? Got two Private Ryan ones here? I'm looking
Speaker 2: at both. Neither particularly funny anyway. Saving painting Ryans, Oh shading,
Speaker 2: Private Ride, A nice portrait of the old private after
Speaker 2: we saved in something to remember this by Gold, Thank you,
Speaker 2: sculpt Fiction Civil plus, and finally, dude, where's my Caravaggio?
Speaker 4: Gold?
Speaker 3: Thank you Jack? What have you got?
Speaker 2: Art movies Matisse Academy, Oh, very good, that's brilliant, Gold.
Speaker 5: Plus, Resident Easel, Oh yeah, that's good, Silver, Pineapple Expressionist
Speaker 5: Gold and Kevin Costner stars in water color World a
Speaker 5: nice water color depiction of a dystopian earth bronze.
Speaker 2: All right, so the senters your art movies, please send
Speaker 2: them in now. Christian King's part. The time is now
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Speaker 2: That's the phone them, of course, anytime you want to
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Speaker 2: oh four seven five three one oh four three Art movies.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get into them. The primary color purple, silver,
Speaker 2: Michael Worldham drawing, Miss Daisy put.
Speaker 3: There on their couch.
Speaker 5: Hold there, draw me like one of your French girls.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Gold, dude, where's my paint brush? Bronze Shawnee by
Speaker 2: Vermire to eternity. That is very good. Gold, very good,
Speaker 2: while you were sleeping.
Speaker 3: That deserves more.
Speaker 2: Brush Hour three Gold.
Speaker 3: Throw mon a from the train.
Speaker 2: Gold. Wow, this is very ABC now a nightmare on
Speaker 2: Easel Streets. Silver Picasso, I married an axe murderer, Silver sharpy,
Speaker 2: I liked it.
Speaker 3: Freddy got finger painted Roger, Roger.
Speaker 2: They were very good.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Academic movies, but is a Rios.
Speaker 2: Top three Living Celebrities IQs written by someone.
Speaker 3: Who's rich IQ changed.
Speaker 2: Of course they're living. We're going to go on e zoom.
Speaker 3: Somebody dead.
Speaker 2: That guy's lost so many brain cells old Thicky Eronstein.
Speaker 2: These are these people are alive. Praise me my daughna alive.
Speaker 2: One hundred and fifty. That's a high IQ. Ashton Kutcher
Speaker 2: one hundred and sixty, Matt Damon one hundred and sixty.
Speaker 2: You guys ever had your IQ measures?
Speaker 5: Do you think they get to sit a celebrity special version?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, because there's not a standard IQ test is there.
Speaker 5: There's a bunch of different ones. Yeah, I bet they
Speaker 5: get the celebrity No.
Speaker 2: No, no, it is actually a standard IQ test.
Speaker 5: But how come you can go like when you're surfing
Speaker 5: on the internet, you can get you know those benarads
Speaker 5: that saying, come and do our IQ test.
Speaker 2: Oh maybe they give you. Maybe maybe if you pay
Speaker 2: them they lie to you. Yeah, I've thought about doing
Speaker 2: IQ just before you. It's not going to be what
Speaker 2: I want to do.
Speaker 3: Utterly depressed.
Speaker 5: I like to believe I'm smart. I don't want you
Speaker 5: to tell me one way or another.
Speaker 2: Delusion is such a better way to live our life
Speaker 2: to day to day. All right. So, academic movies Saving
Speaker 2: Private Education Silver, When Harry met Salary because he's you know,
Speaker 2: he's academic, and so's Bronze. The Examinator Silver, Gramma Mia,
Speaker 2: a musical about the love of grammar.
Speaker 3: It's academic goal.
Speaker 2: Thank you, twenty eight days Calculator Silver, You've got fail
Speaker 2: civil plus. This is the big one. Sil been built
Speaker 2: to this.
Speaker 3: Academic movies. The word of academia.
Speaker 2: Dude, where's my calculus?
Speaker 3: Silver? Morally and gold?
Speaker 2: Surely morally goal, Jackie boy, what have you got? Academic movies.
Speaker 5: You've got Yale, one of the Ivy League schools.
Speaker 2: That is my actually gold. I don't think.
Speaker 5: You got a tunnel academic movies, akad or you come
Speaker 5: to the right show. It's not dumb and dumber. It's
Speaker 5: an equation one and one are.
Speaker 2: That's not academic. That's the opportunity.
Speaker 4: You've got to start somewhere.
Speaker 3: Hey, don't start there.
Speaker 5: One on one Bronze minus one crazy rich equations silver,
Speaker 5: and we all loved the Kevin Smith comedy Zach and
Speaker 5: Mary make a Porno math and theory maker. Porno math
Speaker 5: in theory, Math in theory or math math and theory
Speaker 5: different times.
Speaker 2: Yes, Bronze. Okay, what have you got today for academic movies?
Speaker 2: This may be a stretch too far, based on Howichak
Speaker 2: and I've done. What have you got on high Brown
Speaker 2: Monday academic movies? Mensa, who stare at goats? Clever gold
Speaker 2: when unjustin all quiet on the western frontal lobe.
Speaker 4: Gold that is really good.
Speaker 3: Nord on a wire Gold, that's some luke up in Noosa.
Speaker 2: Twelve angry mental arithmetic equations Silver. I try Wendy Raiders
Speaker 2: of the Lost Quark.
Speaker 4: Civil plus that's too clever for us.
Speaker 2: Now, I know, I don't know what a quark is,
Speaker 2: but I know it's physics.
Speaker 4: It is, Yeah, I might be.
Speaker 3: It's made up of each quark is made up of
Speaker 3: quark heights.
Speaker 4: You get twelve quark eites.
Speaker 2: To a pack.
Speaker 3: That's it special tale at the moment. How is ice cream?
Speaker 3: Don't even get me a people like quark ice cream?
Speaker 2: That doesn't work? Girl with an engineering instead of an
Speaker 2: era gold. Yeah, well, under any pulp diction gold, that's
Speaker 2: very good, Simon, that's extremely good. You might be getting
Speaker 2: that ice cream from old Harry.
Speaker 3: I'm staring at this one.
Speaker 2: I don't get it. How to lose your tutor in
Speaker 2: ten days? Bronze, you mean trigonometry? Silver dividing mistakes. I
Speaker 2: was trying to think for an hour and low, what's
Speaker 2: a misdakes?
Speaker 6: Was it?
Speaker 3: Mark King? Dividing mistakes?
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