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Speaker 1: Frank Will. Hey, it's Will. What are you getting your home?

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Speaker 1: On a Monday? Reyes Nicholson is going to join us.

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Speaker 1: He's touring all over the country.

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Speaker 2: He's going to be in Melbourne until the end of

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Speaker 2: the Comedy Festival.

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Speaker 1: Then he's doing Sydney.

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Speaker 2: He's doing Perth as well, So you guys can get

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Speaker 2: out and check out.

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Speaker 1: Race is an incredible stand up and a wonderful voice.

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Speaker 2: Actually at the moment for a lot of rights that

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Speaker 2: he thinks that lbgt q I people are missing.

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Speaker 1: I don't I have missed a letter there, haven't.

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Speaker 3: I lb g t q I. I've got a nailed it, but.

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Speaker 1: I affirmed it's confirmed it.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of voice, as Will, we are hoping to exploit

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Speaker 3: his voice for a business idea that we have.

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Speaker 2: Well you've heard of Google Home, what about Google Homo.

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Speaker 1: That's up to five o'clock.

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Speaker 2: So please stay with us, a plea to come here,

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Speaker 2: get facked and push the button as.

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Speaker 1: Always as well on your Monday right now? Woods.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: My girlfriend said to me the other day that we

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Speaker 2: are She said, do you think the honeymoon phase is over?

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's such a tough moment when it happens I've

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Speaker 3: been there, I've done that.

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Speaker 1: Did you have the same question.

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Speaker 3: The worst thing is when you realize that it is

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Speaker 3: over because it's off and off.

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Speaker 2: The back of a fight, let's be honest. Or you've

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Speaker 2: had it, you've had a tiff about something quite small.

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Speaker 1: No mine wasn't a fight. No mine.

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Speaker 3: Mine was more just like you know, you go away

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Speaker 3: for a romantic weekend, but like you're so much more

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Speaker 3: interested in where you're going to eat food over where

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Speaker 3: we're gonna, yeah, do.

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Speaker 1: The good thing in the home.

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Speaker 3: It's like that's just becomes such a secondary like you

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Speaker 3: just don't really care about that.

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Speaker 2: Or there's a lot of like when you are choosing

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Speaker 2: a place, it's not about how romantic the place is,

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Speaker 2: it's just do they have Fox Tells so that I

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Speaker 2: can watch it?

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Speaker 3: It goes from like outdoor bubble bath, can we get

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Speaker 3: the biggest screen? It happens, I think it happens like

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Speaker 3: really subtly, but then when it happens it aggressively and

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Speaker 3: you go, oh, we're out of that.

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Speaker 2: So so what does the when you say the honeymoon phase, yeah,

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Speaker 2: what what do you think that encompasses? And I actually

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Speaker 2: really want people to call about it thirteen one oh

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Speaker 2: six five as to what the honeymoon phase is and

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Speaker 2: key signs that you know it's ending.

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Speaker 1: We're talking about changing your booking for a getaway. Yes,

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Speaker 1: right now. It's obviously a key one. It's more I.

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Speaker 3: Feel like when you're in the honeymoon phase, you're still

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Speaker 3: got that oh the last fact, Oh my god, and

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Speaker 3: I love my girlfriend. But like we used to just

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Speaker 3: be like you can billy get in the front door

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Speaker 3: and it was just like, oh god, Whereas now it's

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Speaker 3: like we'll hang on a second, like I wouldn't mind

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Speaker 3: need some food, like you know, oh you know what,

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Speaker 3: let's just don't even worry about it. And then so

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Speaker 3: it's it's nice when you get to that because you

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Speaker 3: end up doing what you really want to do and

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Speaker 3: it's really comfortable.

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Speaker 4: But you know, sometimes you want your clothes ripped off.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes you do. Is this turned into a turned into

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Speaker 1: a play for help, I'll probably give them to them

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Speaker 1: off me.

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Speaker 2: I think I think that speaking on the last full

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Speaker 2: side of things, a real key indicator I think that

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Speaker 2: the honeymoon phase is over is the care that goes

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Speaker 2: into those sorts of areas of your body. Are you

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Speaker 2: talking about trimming, yeah yeah, or even just like sexy andies.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I used to wear these

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Speaker 4: awesome Leopard g.

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Speaker 3: Hasn'ts on the honeymoon phase right now?

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Speaker 1: What we're talking about the honeymoon.

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Speaker 3: Phase, yes, and and that unfortunate moment when you realize

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Speaker 3: that you are through it, that.

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Speaker 2: It's over, and we're kind of just digesting what those

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Speaker 2: telltale signs are. I think I think the little favors

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Speaker 2: start to disappear as well, like you know, just text

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Speaker 2: message hey, just so you know I've cooked dinner for

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Speaker 2: us tonight, or oh my god, I saw that your

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Speaker 3: You just tried so hard. I used to try so hard.

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Speaker 3: I've just given up. I've just let myself go completely.

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Speaker 2: And that's fair enough, Allison thirty one O six five

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Speaker 2: honeymoon phase when you're reckon it's over.

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Speaker 5: Oh well, I was really happy that I reached seven

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Speaker 5: years and then by ten it was well on try.

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Speaker 1: We had a seven year honeymoon, I think.

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Speaker 5: So like we did really really well and ten years,

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Speaker 5: by ten years it was over. Now be married twenty years,

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Speaker 5: so and I.

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Speaker 3: Think you can stay together because I think it's still

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Speaker 3: nice being out of the honeymoon phase.

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Speaker 1: There's some pros to it, but what are the pros?

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Speaker 1: What are the pros? Comfort?

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Speaker 4: It's just supreme comfort, it's true, Alison.

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Speaker 1: Would you agree with that.

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Speaker 5: Yes, it's cottontails. They're so much more comfortable than life.

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Speaker 1: Oh much underwear.

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Speaker 2: So, Allison, is the is? The is the undies the

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Speaker 2: biggest change for you.

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Speaker 1: From honeymoon phase to out of honeymoon phase.

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Speaker 5: And I now when he snorls, I make him get

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Speaker 5: out of the bed and go to the spare bed.

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Speaker 1: The tolerance, it's also the tolerance.

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Speaker 2: Tolerance is you just cop some things because you know

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Speaker 2: it's not worth bringing out.

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Speaker 1: But then after a while you just start picking the

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Speaker 1: things and that's the thing.

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Speaker 4: You bring it up with them, you go, you slurp

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Speaker 4: every time you eat.

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Speaker 2: It's a dangerous game to start playing, thanks to Carl, Alison,

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Speaker 2: because if she's kicking you out of the bed, you

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Speaker 2: can bet your bottom dollar it's going to come back

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Speaker 2: in another way.

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Speaker 1: Have you been kicked out of the bed yet?

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Speaker 4: No, I actually haven't.

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Speaker 3: It's very surprising that I haven't been kicked out of

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Speaker 3: the bed. We've talked about like sleeping in separate beds

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Speaker 3: when one of us is going to bed later or.

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Speaker 1: Waking up earlier. But not a kickout, youah, not a kickout.

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Speaker 1: Not a kickout at this point. Let you know, I've

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Speaker 2: WHOA what was that when you were watching the f

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Speaker 2: one and no, no, I got sent to bed.

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Speaker 1: Then I've had to get up and leave for farting

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Speaker 1: in the night. Oh yeah, not far, that'll do it.

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Speaker 2: And I didn't realize that's what was happening now in

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Speaker 1: You actual flee to the other room.

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Speaker 2: Jess six y five talking honeymoon phase? Jess, what are

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Speaker 2: your what are your thoughts? When does it end?

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Speaker 1: It doesn't, it doesn't. I'm still going you're you're in

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Speaker 1: the middle of it. So how long have you been

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Speaker 1: in it for?

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Speaker 5: Well, not really, I'm not married yet, getting married next year.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we've been together.

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Speaker 5: It's going to be about ten years next year.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's that's a dream.

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Speaker 3: So you surely the effort and the passion has dropped

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Speaker 3: a little bit over that ten years.

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Speaker 2: Not at all, So Jess, the Lacey andyes, are they

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Speaker 2: still coming out always?

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Speaker 4: This is just boy, just unfair.

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Speaker 1: We've got it, are you? Are you still in there?

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Speaker 2: He's just still wearing Lacey Andy sometimes. In fact, he's

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Speaker 2: coming up very shortly over.

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Speaker 1: The woody swilling muddy on kiss. Will has stepped out

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Speaker 1: of the.

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Speaker 3: Studio and he can't hear what we're saying. And I've

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Speaker 3: actually brought in digital producer Whiz. Hello, Whiz Getaywards now,

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Speaker 3: whiz why have we kicked Will out?

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Speaker 2: So?

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Speaker 6: Will has decided to make a change in his life,

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Speaker 6: which came about when he was meditating.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we believe he was doing one of his levitation meditations.

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Speaker 6: Yes, we do believe he levitates when he meditates.

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Speaker 1: And that's right. No one can see him when he meditates.

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Speaker 4: But word is, he does levitate.

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Speaker 6: So anyway, he came bursting into the pre show meeting

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Speaker 6: the other morning. Yeah, he'd had an epiphany that he

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Speaker 6: was wasting too much time on Instagram and he had

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Speaker 6: removed himself from the social media platform.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 3: Here's the thing, though, a nice story, and it sounds

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Speaker 3: cool that like he's above Instagram over is you know

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Speaker 3: he meditated over it.

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Speaker 1: But here's the thing.

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Speaker 3: He posted a photo last week and it just it

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Speaker 3: didn't get as much traction as I think he thought

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Speaker 6: No, I don't think he didn't even crack the ton.

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Speaker 6: I'm not sure.

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Speaker 3: I just cracked it, crept over the ton and I

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Speaker 3: think because it didn't go so well, that's the reason

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Speaker 3: he's off Instagram. So look, what we want to do

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Speaker 3: is behind his back, because he's not chea in Instagram.

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Speaker 3: Now we want to get him thousands more followers and

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Speaker 3: heaps of traction online. I do need to add the

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Speaker 3: part that we actually managed to guess his passwords, so

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Speaker 3: we now have access to his account and wiz we're

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Speaker 3: going to do a post forum that we think he's

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Speaker 3: going to really put him on the map. Absolutely, and

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Speaker 3: it's a tailor as old as time. What do you

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Speaker 3: sex seals?

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Speaker 6: That's right, it does. What we're going to do is

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Speaker 6: we've got a naked photo. There will be posting it tonight.

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Speaker 1: This is a nude Will McMahon and we're posting it tonight.

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Speaker 6: We're posting it tonight, so you need to follow the

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Speaker 6: page today if you want to see this nude photo.

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Speaker 3: So the page is Will p. Mac Please go there.

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Speaker 3: We really this will only work if thousands of people

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Speaker 3: flock their search. Will P Mac give him a follow

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Speaker 3: and then when we post that nude photo, let's make

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Speaker 3: this thing go viral. Will P and then Mac, just Mac,

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Speaker 3: I'll spell the whole thing. Wi Wi doble l P

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Speaker 3: M A C go and follow him. Let's make him viral.

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Speaker 2: Reece Differson on the show, Reese is going to be

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Speaker 2: taking part in a spin off of Google Home pretty shortly.

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Speaker 2: If you're good with your puns, you might know where

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Speaker 2: we're heading with that five Very good right now.

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Speaker 3: Though, William, I think you are the smartest man in Australia,

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Speaker 3: So I like I like to test that at every

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Speaker 3: Monday with this get fact.

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Speaker 1: It's time to see if you can get fact? Will

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Speaker 1: here we go? Do you know what viagara is? Will

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Speaker 1: I think I do?

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Speaker 4: Okay, so I should tell everyone that I test you

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Speaker 4: on a fact.

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Speaker 1: That's that's what it's called. Get fact. You know what

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Speaker 1: viagree is?

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Speaker 4: Explain it to me.

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Speaker 1: It's a pill which is used to help men with

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Speaker 1: a rachchidis function? Very good? Very good? Ever used it?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Haven't? Actually? There you go? You've given it a go? No,

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Speaker 1: I never have, should have, but never have.

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Speaker 3: Scientists? Scientists did amazing amazing fact. So how long does

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Speaker 1: You do not want to miss that, William.

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Speaker 4: But right now, let's talk about the fact.

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Speaker 1: That we're best friends. Dance well not a big dancer,

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Speaker 4: Here's the thing, Well, we're best buds.

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Speaker 1: Pretty interesting. I was surprised by him. They would choose

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Speaker 2: Now I think about it, she's pretty tight with her

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Speaker 1: Sam's best friend is her sister, and I reckon, they wouldn't.

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Speaker 2: You wouldn't even have that hesitation gap of good question

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Speaker 1: That's it. I want to ask you a question right now.

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Speaker 4: You've got a best bud.

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Speaker 1: We've covered that, We've covered that you're my best friend.

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Speaker 1: You've also got a partner I have, I have. Who

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Speaker 4: And I'm not saying one of us dies. I'm not

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Speaker 3: Okay, I say then you just don't see me ever again.

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Speaker 3: Oh maybe we can just text? No, no, no, I'm

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Speaker 3: not going to No, I'm not making it easier for you.

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Speaker 3: We can't even text. We get to send one text

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Speaker 4: Do you prefer your best friend over your partner? We'll

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Speaker 1: Flora is yours? Do I tell you after someone as well?

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Speaker 1: That's a good idea.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait for your churs.

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Speaker 2: To that.

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Speaker 3: We're in the pressure cooker. My friend hit that drone

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Speaker 1: Okay, and I've had to think about you, who you are?

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Speaker 1: You want to know that? Now're to talk to the

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's keep building yours.

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Speaker 1: Okay, like that?

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Speaker 4: All right, we're going to go to Jen first. Jen, yep,

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Speaker 5: Well, I don't sleep with my best friends, so I'm

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's got to come into consideration. It's got

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Speaker 1: But great point, Jen, really good, thirteen one oh six five.

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Speaker 5: How are you?

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Speaker 4: We're pretty good? Who would you choose your best friend

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Speaker 5: Considering my personal situation, I've got a family, I would

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Speaker 1: Oh now hang on, do best friends come and go?

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Speaker 5: Well, yeah, in my situation, they have I've lost a

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Speaker 3: So okay, yeah, all right, they're more replaceable. It's a

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Speaker 2: Well, I think it's as you get older, is yes, No,

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Speaker 1: Family courts would that's right.

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Speaker 2: But and you also start to expose yourself to your

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Speaker 2: I think when you're younger is because it's like this

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Speaker 4: Well, we've got Sarah here.

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Speaker 5: Well, my best friend is not going to pay for

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Speaker 1: No, are you currently in the life of luxury Sarah?

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Speaker 1: Well not really.

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Speaker 2: Finally you know they're all going to partner there, and

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Speaker 2: now it's up to me, and you haven't chosen yet

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Speaker 1: And I've thought about it, and I've thought that a

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Speaker 2: And the funny thing is like, not surprisingly all of

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Speaker 4: It'll just be great to see the best best friend

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Speaker 1: Here, it would, and I think that's what the people want.

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Speaker 4: But don't you do it right here?

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Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing that you have to give me

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Speaker 2: But what I'm thinking is like I feel like I

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Speaker 1: Where it's like you've got to learn that, you know,

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Speaker 1: At you like do you really like that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Exactly, and you know that.

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Speaker 7: You like, what.

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Speaker 2: What do you want to I don't want to go

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Speaker 1: Mate? You need to to get involved.

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Speaker 1: No, I've just said to you I'd be happy. I'd

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Speaker 8: We're on then Recens on the shop. That is such

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Speaker 1: He'd love that.

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Speaker 2: Google Home Google Homo, which you guys can be a

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Speaker 6: Actually?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Mate? Do it live on air, go for it.

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Speaker 1: Have you got those? Have you ever tried the sorb

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Speaker 1: and wet wipes?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 1: I have next to your toilet, Yes I have.

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Speaker 1: No, No, you're just not living. You're not living. It

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Speaker 4: I've got this little bin.

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Speaker 1: Now I've got it. I don't wonder about you.

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Speaker 1: You're entertainment.

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Speaker 2: The comedy festivals that are in Melbourne and we run

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Speaker 2: London as well on the sixth of July. Yeah, good

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Speaker 2: to know those people on the iHeartRadio app that are

449
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Speaker 2: listening in London.

450
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Speaker 7: There's enough English people in this city and this country,

451
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Speaker 7: I'm sure to be.

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Speaker 1: It's essentially London. It's not a bit like I just

453
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Speaker 1: felt like it was a bit of a statement as well.

454
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Speaker 1: It's like this is going to be relevant to anyone

455
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Speaker 1: listening now. I am performing in that I am in London.

456
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Speaker 4: I'm an international, I'm an international comedian.

457
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Speaker 1: Well, and it is the way that our country works.

458
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Speaker 7: As soon as you start performing over to see, we

459
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Speaker 7: turn on you, so I might as well just get

460
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Speaker 7: it done.

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Speaker 1: Now go the full rebel Wilson around, do you know

462
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Speaker 1: what I mean?

463
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Speaker 7: Like like as soon as it's that tall poppy syndrome thing.

464
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Speaker 7: Where as soon as someone is like, yeah, as soon

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Speaker 7: as you're allowed to be like, oh, I'm going to

466
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Speaker 7: go overseas like ah, too good for you, are we,

467
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Speaker 7: it's like no, no, no, I'm just like there's other places.

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Speaker 1: That's all. I will come back. I'm successful. I'm not

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Speaker 1: changing my mind.

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Speaker 3: Have you actually felt that as you've got more successful, Reese,

471
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Speaker 3: that even say when you go to I'm assuming you

472
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Speaker 3: still go to like your local comedy clubs and do

473
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Speaker 3: nights be a testing material?

474
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Speaker 1: And when Reese Nicholson rocks up?

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Speaker 7: Is it a bit like no because I am not

476
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Speaker 7: you have misread the room of how famous I am.

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Speaker 1: No, because I'm not.

478
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Speaker 2: I'm not.

479
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Speaker 1: I'm not.

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Speaker 7: I know that I'm not famous, but if you know comedy,

481
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Speaker 7: you will probably know of my work.

482
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Speaker 1: But it's I'm not.

483
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Speaker 7: No, I'm definitely open micas they're still happy to spit

484
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Speaker 7: my face. That was more aggressive and id, but that's

485
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Speaker 7: just because of the things that I shout at them

486
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Speaker 7: drunk from the back of the room.

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Speaker 1: Of course. No, but I think I think no. I

488
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Speaker 1: think within the.

489
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Speaker 7: Industry people are very nice, but I think the public generally,

490
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Speaker 7: and by the public, I mean the people that i'd

491
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Speaker 7: like to come to my shirt. But now I'm going

492
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Speaker 7: to insult you to your faith that we do with

493
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Speaker 7: the country tall poppy syndrome, which doesn't exist anywhere.

494
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Speaker 1: Else, by the way. I know it's fascinating, isn't it.

495
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Speaker 1: We just go nap, You're good, not interested anymore, you know.

496
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Speaker 2: I was thinking about the tall poppies in Sineat because

497
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Speaker 2: you know, there's that show at the moment, Bachelor in Paradise.

498
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Speaker 1: As I was.

499
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Speaker 7: Trawling through things whatever, as if you're not watching every

500
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Speaker 7: epithod recording.

501
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Speaker 1: Actually, as I was trawling through my news for you today,

502
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Speaker 1: I saw this article was.

503
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Speaker 2: Apparently they've had an American invasion, the Americans right down,

504
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Speaker 2: and funnily enough, all these Americans. The screenshot they had

505
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Speaker 2: was this guy lifting up his shirt and pointing to

506
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Speaker 2: his apps resoom was an American.

507
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Speaker 1: But if that was an Australian, you just don't do it,

508
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Speaker 1: not okay, and infect the girl would have been I

509
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Speaker 1: take him down to the over and wash my clothes

510
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Speaker 1: on his. I don't know what I mean. I do

511
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Speaker 1: know what I meant by that, but it's a very

512
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Speaker 1: strange thing, just like purely transactional sense, like.

513
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Speaker 7: We're not talking, we're not there's no there's no weird.

514
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Speaker 7: I'm just I'm just washing some delegates in a man's torso.

515
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Speaker 3: Because that's it's very practical to have, very hard as

516
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Speaker 3: to do such a thing.

517
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Speaker 7: I always think, and this is just a me thing,

518
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Speaker 7: as in everything very like muscly people visually quite.

519
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Speaker 1: Good to touch, not very nice. I don't think. Am

520
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Speaker 1: I the only one? I realize I'm talking to the

521
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Speaker 1: wrong room right now.

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Speaker 4: I love to that that feeling of a hand down

523
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Speaker 4: a rippling torso. I mean, that is a nice bubble,

524
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Speaker 4: is it?

525
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Speaker 7: But I would say to get intimate with that person

526
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Speaker 7: would be actually body of getting to be getting intimate

527
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Speaker 7: with a cliff. I wouldn't want that. That doesn't sound nice.

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Speaker 3: So your your home is almost like a happy happy

529
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Speaker 3: there's obviously fat, yeah, which is like, you know, more

530
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Speaker 3: pushing for the cushion or more exactly exactly do you

531
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Speaker 3: like to sit in the middle there where it's like

532
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Speaker 3: still just.

533
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Speaker 1: A regular looking person, someone with a neck like a man. Yeah, sure,

534
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Speaker 1: I think that's a reasonable request.

535
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Speaker 7: A neck, shoulders, knaves, toes, you know, I like no

536
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Speaker 7: steroids involved, so they can't just turn Yeah, just to

537
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Speaker 7: probably just google my fiance basically that there you go,

538
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Speaker 7: regular looking person, which you can.

539
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Speaker 4: Google your fiance Karen if you do want to google

540
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Speaker 4: his filance.

541
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Speaker 2: Last time I was there with you guys, when you

542
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 2: was it was it you kissed, you nearly kissed him

543
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Speaker 2: gay chicken with Karen and then.

544
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Speaker 1: Unexpectedly you lost to a gay man.

545
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Speaker 6: I remember we're doing that.

546
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Speaker 1: How do you think this is get away we've got?

547
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,960
Speaker 1: If you racis show Reestigilson dot com.

548
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Speaker 2: He's going to be at the Corny Festivals for the

549
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Speaker 2: twenty secret the Swiss Club in Perth in Sydney as well,

550
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Speaker 2: so you can see them all over there and again.

551
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Speaker 1: For the London listeners on the sixth of July.

552
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Speaker 2: So we've got more than Reiz Nicholson up next on

553
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Speaker 2: will end would if you want to see Reeze Nicholson.

554
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Speaker 1: He's at the Memburne International Cornity Festival until the twenty.

555
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Speaker 2: Second is in Perth at the State Theater in Sydney

556
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Speaker 2: as well all through May and you get your diggts

557
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Speaker 2: resingleson dot com.

558
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Speaker 1: Pleasure to have you in here, mate, Thanks guys, Pleasure to.

559
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Speaker 2: Have you in here.

560
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Speaker 1: And we've been wanting to do something like this for

561
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Speaker 1: a little while and we thought you'd be the absolute

562
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Speaker 1: perfect person for it.

563
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Speaker 7: Oh dear, whenever I want to commercial network and someone

564
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Speaker 7: said that it usually.

565
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Speaker 1: Ends in blood where the kidneys are. Otherwise, what's going

566
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Speaker 1: to happen? What's gonna happen?

567
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 2: So you've heard of obviously Google Home, Yes, Google Home, Yeah.

568
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Speaker 7: The one that you talked to and it talks back

569
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Speaker 7: and it's a nice company for old people.

570
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Speaker 1: That's the one. That's the one. Yeah, one. You haven't

571
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Speaker 1: got one of them? No, I don't know. I'm happy

572
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Speaker 1: to win one, Okay, a Coca Cola. So you put

573
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Speaker 1: on your bench at home.

574
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Speaker 2: What are the questions? And we thought what we would

575
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Speaker 2: do with you is what we've called Google Homo.

576
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Speaker 1: Thank you. There it is, thank you.

577
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Speaker 9: In an age of technological convenience, like Siri and Amazon Ego,

578
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Speaker 9: we've created the next leap in intelligent assistance, introducing Google Homo.

579
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Speaker 1: All right, great, I'm well I'm bored. So I thought

580
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Speaker 1: this might be like your wheelhouse. Look how tense you.

581
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Speaker 7: Were to bring all of this up, Like there was

582
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Speaker 7: a moment of like what if he turned? Not really

583
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 7: that we very but you know we actually we actually

584
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 7: pitched to a video about this.

585
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 2: Yeah.

586
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Speaker 6: Right, you're going to turn them the wrong way and

587
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 6: or something like that.

588
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 1: Well, that's that's what gay sex is. Yeah, okay, this

589
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:16,679
Speaker 1: is why you're perfect.

590
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 4: So this is I feel like this is your trial

591
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 4: rece for being the voice of Google Home.

592
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:24,440
Speaker 1: This, this is the voice that people want to hear.

593
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Speaker 1: Just a lift, be spitty, majorly voice. Great. Okay, so

594
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:31,359
Speaker 1: we've got to be able.

595
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Speaker 2: To call up now on thirty one and six five

596
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Speaker 2: with questions to ask Google Homo and please fire away

597
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Speaker 2: in whichever vitriolic.

598
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Speaker 1: Sense you want to. Emily on thirty one six five

599
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 1: got a question for Google Homo.

600
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Speaker 5: Yes, what is Pauline Hanson's network network network network network worth?

601
00:27:53,600 --> 00:28:05,399
Speaker 1: Morally? Pretty low? I'll be honest, Christine on thirty one,

602
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:07,400
Speaker 1: question for Google Homo.

603
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 5: Who went home in Bachelor in Paradise last night?

604
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Speaker 1: I don't care, not that gay actually love this. We

605
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 1: got Sarah here. Sarah, you have a question for Google Homo.

606
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 1: Hey Google, how do I get my partner in the move?

607
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 1: Be a Manah? This is so thick adviars. I know it,

608
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 1: just one word sufficient. Daniel five. Question for Google Homo.

609
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Speaker 7: Daniel, Hi, Google, who won gold medal in the discus

610
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Speaker 7: at the Commonwealth Games. I don't know what the Commonwealth

611
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Speaker 7: Games are? I'm sorry, don't not compute. Jem I know

612
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Speaker 7: I know who got voted out of reports drag Ray three.

613
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Speaker 1: Jemma thirty one and six five question for Google Homo.

614
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Speaker 5: Yes, hey Google, how much did ticket to see John Creesy?

615
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 2: Oh?

616
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:19,959
Speaker 1: Too much? Come to Reyes Nicholson. He probably feld out anyway,

617
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Jemma. Finally Alex on thirty one and six

618
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Speaker 1: five Alex question.

619
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Speaker 2: For Google Homo.

620
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Speaker 1: Yeah, hey Google, got a question? Why won't my partner

621
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Speaker 1: go down on me? I don't know. Send me some

622
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Speaker 1: photos that we can talk about it. Thank you, Alex,

623
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Speaker 1: Thank you. I love that. Thanks so much. Right, you're

624
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Speaker 1: a gem and good luckily he chose man. Thanks for

625
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 1: having me pleasure.

626
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 2: You can still see race as I said in Melbourne,

627
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 2: in Perth, in Sydney, Stid and dot. Thanks, Ray Rees.

628
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 2: I need to talk to you about an incident. I

629
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Speaker 2: remember it was not that long ago, only about what

630
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Speaker 2: about a month ago? Yeah, like three weeks man, Yeah,

631
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 2: on a train you had a bunch of guys that

632
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Speaker 2: will basically threaten to beat you.

633
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Speaker 1: Yes, bashman to death is the words they use.

634
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Speaker 2: Full on.

635
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 1: It was full on.

636
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Speaker 7: But I was my way to a gig and it

637
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Speaker 7: was one of those weird things where it happened, and

638
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Speaker 7: then they got off the train and I reported to

639
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Speaker 7: the place at the train station, and then yeah, made

640
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Speaker 7: a statement everything, and then went and did my gig,

641
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 7: and it kind of just like it didn't occur to

642
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Speaker 7: me until maybe the next day.

643
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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I was threatened to death.

644
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Speaker 7: But I think it's like, you know, I've put in

645
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Speaker 7: my show now, so you know, technically, you know, they're

646
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 7: making money for me now, they're going to pay for

647
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 7: my wedding. But I think it's it's a very strange

648
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Speaker 7: thing that, you know, I feel like, and I talk

649
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:46,720
Speaker 7: about a little bit of my show this year, you know,

650
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Speaker 7: amongst the comedy.

651
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 1: It's not just a whole show. Being threatened to die

652
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Speaker 1: is going really poignant this year? Where are the tick

653
00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 1: jokes like keeping that in I but.

654
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Speaker 7: I talk Abu a little bit the show where I think,

655
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Speaker 7: I feel like when the plebsite happen, when the yes

656
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 7: vote came through, there was his thought like everything's fine now,

657
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Speaker 7: which I think any queer person already basically anybody in

658
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Speaker 7: a minority in this country knows that it totally isn't

659
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 7: like there's so many things. And if anything, the plebsite

660
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 7: kind of gave like these types of people voices to

661
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Speaker 7: be like, well, I got a vote a few months ago,

662
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Speaker 7: so I can, Yeah, I can. My thought is valid.

663
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Speaker 2: So like in terms of their conscience, they've sort of

664
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Speaker 2: like tick that offst I've addressed you.

665
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've done with that. Yeah, I spoke honestly, and

666
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Speaker 1: now I can just carry on. Yeah, and they just yeah.

667
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Speaker 7: So I just feel like it's still happening and they're

668
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 7: still like there's all these weird little things like if

669
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 7: I can take you back to the actually incident, just

670
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 7: just a color for people.

671
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

672
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 2: In the article, one of the guys said you can

673
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 2: always spot a faggot in Melbourne, Yes, which is true, but.

674
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 1: That comment.

675
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 7: But no, yeah, it started that way, but it was

676
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 7: just because I don't think they were from Melbourne, but

677
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 7: they were I made a point of saying in the

678
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 7: article as well that like they were regular looking people,

679
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 7: Like they weren't you know, like you have an image

680
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 7: in your head of like hardcore bogans who are going

681
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 7: to be the people doing this, and like, you know,

682
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 7: you know, I will say that either the clothes weren't

683
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 7: natural fibers, if that means anything, but.

684
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 1: They were just regular looking people with jobs.

685
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 7: They didn't seem insane or scary, and they were still

686
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 7: like and it wasn't just me they were shouting at

687
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 7: They shouted a young Asian woman as well, Like there

688
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 7: was a lot.

689
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a pretty grim situation for everyone. Was

690
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: she gay or were they going for the Asian?

691
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 7: Well they're going for the Asia of course. Yeah, full on,

692
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 7: full on, not a not a great time. I just

693
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 7: think that there's still lots of weird little things that

694
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 7: aren't making us equal. Like I think people think that

695
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 7: now that game ouage of the thing, there's all this fine,

696
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 7: but it's like it's not like I can't this is

697
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 7: a weird one. I can't give blood in this country

698
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 7: through the Red Cross, Like my blood is still considered

699
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 7: at risk. No I'm in a long term I've been

700
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 7: with the same men for eight years.

701
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: You can't. I've got friend I got straight friends that

702
00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 1: are way more at risk than me.

703
00:32:59,160 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 3: Yeah.

704
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 7: Yeah, So it's just these funny little things like literally

705
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 7: on the website it says, is you do you consider

706
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 7: your blood to be at risk?

707
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 1: And if you go through the checklist, it's are you

708
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 1: It says are you a gay man?

709
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 6: Yeah?

710
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I give blood? I cross it out. Yeah yeah,

711
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 1: have you had?

712
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 7: And I would love to give blood like it's not Yeah,

713
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 7: I mean I don't love needles, but I would love

714
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 7: like it's it's a nice thing you should do, and

715
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 7: you can't. I feel like you can't as an organization

716
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 7: stand there and saying people need to give blood more well,

717
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 7: the same way telling people, but you can't because the

718
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 7: eighties happened.

719
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 1: Yeah it's true. Anyways, so comedy, I'm sorry here. So

720
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 1: we finished with a quick joke maybe just to yeah.

721
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 7: With a guy where his penis was quite pointy and

722
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 7: I didn't know whether to give it a hand job

723
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 7: or wish all a face into an old log.

724
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 1: Thanks raise there, washed away, Thanks that mate, to everybody else.

725
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: I mean, just be kind of people. I don't get that.

726
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 1: Unless you're meet I'm not going to be very very

727
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 1: close to pushing each other's buttons. But we're still in

728
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 1: the in the midst of enjoying each other's coming.

729
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:12,840
Speaker 4: It's good, isn't It's warm, it's nice, it's warm and cushy.

730
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,320
Speaker 1: It's cushy. I think sure.

731
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,839
Speaker 2: I should mention before we were talking about flushable wet

732
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 2: wipes before.

733
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 1: Apparently shouldn't do that is saying, yeah, that's a bad

734
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:27,399
Speaker 1: idea the pack. So that's the lesson there.

735
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:31,879
Speaker 2: Don't actually appreciate, understand and comply with instructions on a pack.

736
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 1: Kids. Just fake news, you know, fake news.

737
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 4: Got to be careful, Suckerberg about that naughty boy anyway.

738
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 1: He's a naughty He's a naughty boy. Now where I

739
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:49,840
Speaker 1: want to joke to you about these woods.

740
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 2: The other night, my girlfriend went to a hockey practice,

741
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 2: which is a little bit of a party at my place.

742
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:58,360
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you know.

743
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,080
Speaker 1: I mean, when you're a girlfriend plays netble on a when.

744
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,399
Speaker 4: Day, on a Wednesday, I can't wait two days away

745
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:03,320
Speaker 4: cutting down the als.

746
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:04,279
Speaker 1: No, that's not fair.

747
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,880
Speaker 2: Well, I've got the double. I've got Tuesday and Thursday

748
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 2: and just before she left to go to hockey the

749
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 2: other night, she was really keen to sort of. We

750
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 2: had about half an hour. I'd been away from her

751
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 2: all day. She was pretty keen to hop on the

752
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,319
Speaker 2: good foot and to the bad thing.

753
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 1: Lucky boy. Well, I was tired, no, I was, I

754
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 1: was sweaty. I just I just ridden my bike home.

755
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 2: And she said that she kind of liked that, and

756
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 2: I said, anyway, regardless of around again, so many times I.

757
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 1: Can hear you come in here and go, oh, my

758
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 1: girlfriend tried to have sex with me again. Oh, isn't

759
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 1: my life the worst? Come on, I'm sorry, but I

760
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 1: wasn't in the mood. She's got to do more than that.

761
00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 2: And anyway, so I wasn't in the mood and I'd

762
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 2: rather have a nicely od chardone and watch the Crown.

763
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 1: And that's where I was at. And she loved my life,

764
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: she said, She said, when I get home from hockey, yeah,

765
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,439
Speaker 1: can it be an option? Yeah?

766
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 2: Great, excellent, And I said, look, I'll probably been a

767
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:23,959
Speaker 2: bed witting in well that works.

768
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 1: It was after nine thirty and I was like, that's

769
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 1: that's bedtime on a Thursday. You're reading in bed at

770
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 1: that time. But yes, I know your schedule. Yes, I'm

771
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 1: reading the Greek Myths by Stephen fry And with a

772
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 1: vaporizer for your lungs. No, I know you, I know.

773
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:44,839
Speaker 1: I actually anyway, that's sexy to come home. Fry again

774
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 1: up in bed.

775
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 2: Reading a gay man eloquently talk about Greek myths. That's

776
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 2: my Thursday, and god damn it, it's good. And I said, look,

777
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 2: I probably I will probably fall asleep because I.

778
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 1: Have a couple of too many glass of shady and

779
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 1: I'm no doubt I'm not off in bed reading about Euripides.

780
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 2: Great, And she said, I think when I come home

781
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,879
Speaker 2: that it can be a bit sexy if I wake

782
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 2: you up.

783
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:16,760
Speaker 1: Everybody she finds that sexy.

784
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was like, wantn't be a bit sexy though,

785
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 2: Like you'll be asleep and then I'll get home and

786
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,320
Speaker 2: then you know, I can wait you on a special

787
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 2: way if you like.

788
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 4: Or now you've got me, And I'm thinking, well, just

789
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 4: leave the shendguards on.

790
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 1: Just a probe with the stick now, yeah, and and

791
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 1: I I, oh, here we go.

792
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 4: You don't feel like when you get woken up?

793
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:46,439
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think we get past the wake

794
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 1: up stage.

795
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,120
Speaker 2: I don't know if waking somebody up for some is

796
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,840
Speaker 2: really all that acceptable anymore?

797
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 1: Come, I'm outfit.

798
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 3: Hang on, if you're woken up in the right way,

799
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 3: tell me that wouldn't be exciting for you.

800
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 1: It's like a dream becoming a reality, because I'm probably

801
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 1: getting it in my dream anyway. And I'm sleepy, I'm tired. Yeah, god, yeah,

802
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 1: I'm in bed. No stop it. Yeah, I mean Stephen

803
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 1: Fry woke me out with a tail of this come

804
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 1: on Clash of the Titans. I'm up, I'm going no, no, no,

805
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 1: I want to know. I want to know. I thirty

806
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 1: one o six ' five.

807
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,880
Speaker 2: I want to know if, because I think this, this

808
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,359
Speaker 2: deteriorates after a while. I don't think it's a play.

809
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,319
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, when you're young and you're fun

810
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, who's in my bed?

811
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 2: Now?

812
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 1: You know that can be fun.

813
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 2: But once you get past the point, I think it's

814
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 2: dead set. I just don't think it's acceptable. I don't.

815
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:38,840
Speaker 1: I'm not for it. You're not for it.

816
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:43,319
Speaker 4: You are completely not for being woken up for sex.

817
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 1: That's right. Oh, surely no one agrees with you.

818
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 2: There calls up next sad something and look I'm open

819
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 2: to talking about these things on the airwaves because you

820
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 2: know what I'm slowly discovering, and I think there are

821
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 2: more people who in my boat. And you're obviously not

822
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,160
Speaker 2: one of those people that are in my boat. You're

823
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:05,320
Speaker 2: swimming in the ocean of discomfort and irrational sexual desire. I,

824
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 2: on the other hand, am in a safe boyd place.

825
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 2: And I want to know one six five right now?

826
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 2: Are you with me in the boat of waking somebody

827
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 2: up to get some.

828
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:20,399
Speaker 1: Off the table? It's off the table now. I don't

829
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 1: want to I don't want to know about it.

830
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 2: I'm dreaming you'll disturb my m cycle and then I'll

831
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 2: probably get sweaty and stuff afterwards.

832
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,360
Speaker 1: And you know, take a while cool down. Holy record.

833
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 1: I want to be I understand that, but you don't

834
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 1: get any now hang on.

835
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 5: Or twice a week, holy, Yeah, it's off the table. Yes,

836
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 5: So if you're able to put in my good performance,

837
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 5: if I'm waking up, holly.

838
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,800
Speaker 3: Holy, I'd be Okay, that's a hypothesize. I'm your boyfriend here, holly,

839
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,319
Speaker 3: little tap on the shoulder. You're asleeping there, I am

840
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 3: covered in oil oil.

841
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:56,239
Speaker 1: Get out of my.

842
00:39:56,239 --> 00:40:00,879
Speaker 5: Bed, mate, Yes, you're going to have to change do yourself.

843
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: Any favors oil?

844
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 2: God, you know what I think about it if we

845
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 2: took it outside the bed, because it's probably heated to

846
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:09,880
Speaker 2: a good temperature at that stage as well.

847
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 3: Beckon you out of bed with all the oil on.

848
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 3: But no, holies against it. She doesn't want to be

849
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 3: working Let's got Greg here and another man. Greg, surely

850
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 3: you want to be woken up for a bit of

851
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:19,200
Speaker 3: sexy time.

852
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:21,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm all for it. Really, I'll read you go.

853
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 6: I'll be working up anytime and I'll be ready to go.

854
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 3: I reckon.

855
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 1: Finally, finally a voice of reason, Greg, Greg, what's your

856
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,319
Speaker 1: what was your preferred way to be working up?

857
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 5: That would be number one on ways to be working up?

858
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 1: None alarm just my girlfriend. No, no, no, we get

859
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 1: that you're into it. We get that you're into it.

860
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not. I'm not not talking about that.

861
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: I'm saying I think there's a business there. You hire,

862
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:55,400
Speaker 1: you hire a woman, man, I want to working up

863
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:59,959
Speaker 1: at six am? We do wake up? Hello stops bar tender.

864
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 4: Only there are these nude cleaners that are getting paid

865
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 4: eighty two dollars an hour.

866
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 1: Here we go, no, Greg, I was saying, within within

867
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,240
Speaker 1: the limits. Okay, you've got it. It's secured.

868
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 2: She's gonna she's she's waking you up for that. I

869
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,440
Speaker 2: presume you're straight, Greg, So it's a shake she she

870
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 2: she's waking you up. Do you and in what way

871
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 2: is it going to be best? I mean, like if

872
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,919
Speaker 2: I was for example, if it was me, you're gonna

873
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 2: have to get me slowly going, So i'd start at

874
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:27,479
Speaker 2: the toes.

875
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe you tickle the toes and just wake me

876
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: up slowly.

877
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 2: If you're going straight in for kissing or straight for

878
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 2: the money shot, I'm going to be too alarmed.

879
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 1: Okay GGG, what would you prefer them? The home run?

880
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 8: Yeah?

881
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 1: Right, Astra, focus on your goal and go for it.

882
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 1: So you're the opposite. Greg. Don't start with the toes,

883
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:49,319
Speaker 1: go a bit higher. Alright. Thanks for the call, Greg,

884
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 1: and thanks for your honesty. Anytime you see.

885
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 2: I know you've been in this position beforewards and it's

886
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 2: gone badly for you because you actually fell asleep during

887
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 2: the wake up session.

888
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:06,320
Speaker 1: You did Jackie straight to you. I didn't think I

889
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 1: was in asleep.

890
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 4: I just had my eyes closed and I think was

891
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 4: just coming in and out of consciousness. But when I

892
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:13,720
Speaker 4: came in, I was happy.

893
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:18,720
Speaker 1: Jackie. Hello, Hey guys, Hell are we good? Jackie? Good Jackie.

894
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 1: We're talking about getting woken up by by your partner or.

895
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 2: Maybe just something you're saying and they're looking for some

896
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 2: if you're asleep, what do you think?

897
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,879
Speaker 1: I absolutely think it is the worst wake up ever.

898
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 5: My partner is all about the three am wake up

899
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:39,879
Speaker 5: not being the worst time.

900
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 1: Every single time I'm deep in my RAM sleep. This

901
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:43,799
Speaker 1: is what I'm doing.

902
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 5: I wake up.

903
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 1: I've got no idea what's going on. I'm so confused.

904
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 1: I need worse, even if it's a Saturday morning, I

905
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 1: need my sleep.

906
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:52,279
Speaker 8: In for it.

907
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 1: I'm with you, Jackie.

908
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 3: Actually I think I agree with you on the three

909
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 3: am factor. That's a ridiculous time. No doubt you'll be

910
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 3: deep in a RAM cycle, so weluquily.

911
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 4: But but yes, what if it's eleven thirty pm?

912
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,400
Speaker 2: What if it's eleven thirty pm, Jacket, you've barely started

913
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 2: your RAM cycle?

914
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:10,360
Speaker 5: Then oh look, it's early stages of the RAM cycle,

915
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 5: isn't it.

916
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 9: Maybe not?

917
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:11,880
Speaker 6: I still hate it.

918
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 5: I just if I'm sleeping in my eyes shut, I'm

919
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 5: really not for I'm.

920
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 2: In the same boat. I'm in the same boat. Why

921
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 2: would you want that, Jackie? Can I I actually had

922
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 2: a friend who was in your position as well, who

923
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 2: whose bloke used to come home and she's just every

924
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:26,279
Speaker 2: time we wanted it, and he was a sucker for

925
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:30,840
Speaker 2: a late night silver as well. So we'd come in

926
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 2: often under the weather and stinking of lamb and garlic

927
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 2: and slobbering on her.

928
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's y.

929
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 5: Could not think of anything worse. But look, the worst

930
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 5: part is with my partner. If he doesn't remember that

931
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 5: he does it half the time, be like doing like

932
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 5: you need to stop. This is like I'm trying to sleep.

933
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:51,959
Speaker 5: I've got work early tomorrow because I don't even remember

934
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 5: doing that. That's what I was classed to sleep and

935
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 5: didn't even wake up once.

936
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: So there you go, and there you go. Thank you

937
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 1: so much for that, Jackie. Good to know. I'm good

938
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 1: going to know that to people are on my page,

939
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 1: both women, but often the case with you, mate, that's off.

940
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 1: In the case push the Muntins our next Will and

941
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:10,879
Speaker 1: Woody had a blast with you guys on the show.

942
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 2: I should say, if you got to get anything from

943
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,800
Speaker 2: the show, the iHeartRadio app is where to do it?

944
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:15,800
Speaker 1: Download that.

945
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 2: Our podcast is there as well as a plethora of

946
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 2: just epic music actually before but go on, I think

947
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:24,319
Speaker 2: it's plethora, So you can.

948
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 1: Go and check that out there Instagram, Will and Woody

949
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 1: as we're all our gear is.

950
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 2: You can see Reyes Nicholson on there as the Google

951
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 2: the brand new Google Homo available and all good should

952
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:40,760
Speaker 2: be available in all stores very very shortly.

953
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:42,759
Speaker 1: But we've had so much fun that it's time to

954
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 1: push you just.

955
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,360
Speaker 3: Well, we have so much goddamn fun that we just

956
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 3: like to balance things out by really annoying each other

957
00:44:58,600 --> 00:44:59,439
Speaker 3: before we go home.

958
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:00,880
Speaker 4: I'm going to kick things off.

959
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:09,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you're doing.

960
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:13,360
Speaker 3: Your JK rowling thing, what's that writing your memoirs in

961
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:14,840
Speaker 3: a cafe or writing like a story?

962
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 1: Oh she got famous for that. Yeah yeah, but you

963
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,800
Speaker 1: do that. I like writing in cafes.

964
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 6: Hurt yourself up when you get your latte there and

965
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:26,360
Speaker 6: you start magic as previously discussed, and.

966
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 1: You're righting away.

967
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:28,799
Speaker 3: You're like, oh my god, I think I've just thought

968
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 3: of the crescendo of the story, all the twist, you know,

969
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 3: important part of the story, Like you're really developing the

970
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 3: protagonist of the of the novel, For example, Jason doesn't.

971
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:43,720
Speaker 1: Have a left hand or whatever.

972
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,840
Speaker 4: And then you write it down and then get it

973
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 4: down your pen runs out of ink.

974
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 1: I do hate that. I absolutely hate that kills me.

975
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 1: That does actually kill me. I can't believe that. It's

976
00:45:58,600 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 1: very rare that that happens.

977
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 4: That he's but it always happens the worst time it does,

978
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 4: doesn't it?

979
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 2: It definitely does, you know? You know it's really funny. Yes, yes,

980
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:07,400
Speaker 2: Shakespeare for everyone.

981
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:09,960
Speaker 1: But what plays that from the.

982
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 4: Pen is mightier than the Macbeth.

983
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 1: I don't think it is. No, it's definitely not. I

984
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 1: think it's rich. I think it might be rich in

985
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:19,799
Speaker 1: the third Oh, that's right.

986
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 4: When he's writing that letter, I think, well.

987
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 1: I you know, it's funny when your pen does run on.

988
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:27,800
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, you know.

989
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:31,840
Speaker 2: People people always to turf the pen like, oh no,

990
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,279
Speaker 2: but spirit thought for the pen when they find out

991
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:38,280
Speaker 2: that it's because it becomes the most useless inanimate object

992
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 2: within within throwing distance.

993
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:43,239
Speaker 1: Keep in mind before the throw, where you get the

994
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 1: people shake it.

995
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they right in their hands, they live the

996
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 2: back of their hand, or they rub it, they rub it.

997
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: The scribble in the gribble the corner corner.

998
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 2: And then when you can't get when the scribble in

999
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 2: the corner is fruitless, it goes flying like it just

1000
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:56,400
Speaker 2: it never survives.

1001
00:46:56,840 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're right. Might okay, what he got you there?

1002
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 1: You go out? Well, here we go, you have you

1003
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,439
Speaker 1: know what we'll go. We'll go for a cafe again.

1004
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,240
Speaker 1: I got a cafe. We're going for a cafe again

1005
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:16,840
Speaker 1: mid week or weekend? Mid week? Oh yeah, that feels special.

1006
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 2: You met someone and you're there for a drink, get

1007
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 2: a coffee, and then they say, yeah, would you feel

1008
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:24,800
Speaker 2: like a bit of breaking Yes.

1009
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:35,800
Speaker 1: Yes, people playing. You know what he loves breakfast. I

1010
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 1: hate eating you in the morning and you go, no,

1011
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:40,360
Speaker 1: I've eaten. I'm like, you did that to me the

1012
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 1: other day. You said that you've eaten. Was that just

1013
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: to get me back feel I didn't care. I wasn't eating.

1014
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 1: That makes so much sense. He came in boys before

1015
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:59,800
Speaker 1: I eaten. That didn't annoy you.

1016
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so good the way it just came

1017
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,879
Speaker 2: over and got the venues. What are you guys after?

1018
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 1: And you.

1019
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 2: And I hated the fact that I need to Yeah, no, okay,

1020
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:19,919
Speaker 2: So you're going out for coffee and the other person

1021
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 2: goes you want to eat yeah, and you go yeah, beautiful.

1022
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:26,240
Speaker 1: You both get freckies.

1023
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 2: Probably make your own poach with sides of avocado, spinach,

1024
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:33,279
Speaker 2: mushrooms ever mushrooms now, but yeah, as you would get yeah,

1025
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 2: maybe bit of salven, bit of heaven.

1026
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: You go up to the counter afterwards and they go, oh,

1027
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:46,320
Speaker 1: actually forgotten my wa who's the person? It all depends

1028
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 1: on the person, really completely.

1029
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 4: If you did that, I wouldn't care of court did that,

1030
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:50,839
Speaker 4: wouldn't care.

1031
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,400
Speaker 3: I would it.

1032
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 4: Honestly depends on the person, honestly, really yeah, completely.

1033
00:48:57,880 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 3: If I don't know you when you do it, If

1034
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:01,480
Speaker 3: I don't know you where well and you do that, yeah,

1035
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 3: I am seriously peeved.

1036
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 1: Yes, any mate?

1037
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 7: Does that?

1038
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:05,839
Speaker 1: Take it? That's good?

1039
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 4: Happy to happy to you know, Pay.

1040
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,840
Speaker 1: Invader, the movie you've used a number of times. Yeah, exactly.

1041
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:15,360
Speaker 1: I'd be incredibly hypocritical if if I didn't like that.

1042
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 1: If you said anything of the show, Ieart Radio is

1043
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,399
Speaker 1: the place to get it. It's been a pleasure, as

1044
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 1: always Fainly Airlives. So hope you guys enjoyed the show

1045
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 1: as much as we are. We say tomorrow, did a

1046
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 1: fresh way to drives home with Will and Woody