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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like twelve year old Chris came out mister bombastak himself.

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<v Speaker 2>It's snaggy, I believe.

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<v Speaker 3>For what you get is watching to.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, good morning, it's the Christian O'Connell Show and Gold.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Jack Mate, Good morning, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh morning. Here are you going?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? I tell you what how I'm going. I know

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<v Speaker 4>you guys are a lot more used to living in

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<v Speaker 4>a hot country than this Englishman. But yesterday that's too

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<v Speaker 4>hot feeding with you guys, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's unforgiving. I think it's because it's been so long

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<v Speaker 2>since we've had a cool day. Usually chopped some changes

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<v Speaker 2>down here, but yeah, it's just been over thirty, over thirty,

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<v Speaker 2>and yesterday just no fun to be outside.

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<v Speaker 4>No I think. I don't think yesterday was the best

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<v Speaker 4>day for me. I thought I'll fire up the smoker.

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<v Speaker 4>So I was up at six am and even at

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<v Speaker 4>half six firing up that big old smoke monster. What

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<v Speaker 4>a stupid thing to do too, because you have to.

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<v Speaker 4>I sell it to three hundred and twenty five degrees

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<v Speaker 4>celsius and then you have to stand there while it

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<v Speaker 4>heats up for an hour. Right, And it was so hot,

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<v Speaker 4>and it's not that heat where it's it's like coming

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<v Speaker 4>off the ground.

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<v Speaker 2>It's stinging.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And then the worst thing about yesterday was so we

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<v Speaker 4>had the old mother in law came over for lunch

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<v Speaker 4>to have this brisket that I smoke. Right, she came

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<v Speaker 4>in the morning on her mobility scooter. And then when

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<v Speaker 4>she was leaving about three o'clock when it was peak heat,

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<v Speaker 4>my wife goes, I run my mum home only five

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<v Speaker 4>minutes in the car. I guess you had to get

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<v Speaker 4>in a mobility scooter. You know what we're saying. How

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<v Speaker 4>you don'd have me out in that heat? Three in

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<v Speaker 4>the afternoon it was I think it has been measured.

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<v Speaker 4>It was forty two degrees at the tennis out on

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<v Speaker 4>Center Court. Well, at least they can move around ically

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<v Speaker 4>trapped in an incredibly smart, slow moving vehicle. Guys getting

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<v Speaker 4>over COVID a couple of times. I thought we were going

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<v Speaker 4>to be sick. It was there was no one out.

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<v Speaker 4>There's no one.

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<v Speaker 2>Around unless you don't get seen.

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<v Speaker 4>Because it's also peer out of a window and then

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<v Speaker 4>sort of do a double take like is he all right?

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<v Speaker 4>Like you, I've a confused old young man like Benjamin Button.

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<v Speaker 4>Why is he a schoolture? It's so what it's going

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<v Speaker 4>and she has it set to the slowest setting, right,

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<v Speaker 4>so it's not I don't know how to speed up to.

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<v Speaker 4>It felt like it was like Lawrence of Arabia. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>forgiving tarmac on the pavement. He's coming up to me

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<v Speaker 4>going this is really cruel and really struggling with this.

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<v Speaker 4>How was it in your house chat? Because Patsy you

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<v Speaker 4>might not know this, but we went round to Jack

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<v Speaker 4>and Bianca's lovely home just before Christmas, right, and well

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<v Speaker 4>you know if you're if you're the people they want around,

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<v Speaker 4>then you'll be around. But anyway, it's a beautiful house

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<v Speaker 4>now they've all done it up on that. But the

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<v Speaker 4>thing that strunck me was it is the coldest house

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<v Speaker 4>in the street. It looks amazing, it's black.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, it's.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, no no, you really just understand what

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<v Speaker 4>it's like. You walk down the street and Australian classic home,

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<v Speaker 4>a straining class and whoa hello, goths have moved in.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's tim Bowton Helena bonhom Carter.

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<v Speaker 2>Does look like something out of the very first Tim

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<v Speaker 2>Burton Batman look. And I think it does look cools

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<v Speaker 2>biank his choice to do something different.

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<v Speaker 4>I love it.

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<v Speaker 5>Or this is the original color, this is.

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<v Speaker 2>When we were this is the what we painted it

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<v Speaker 2>when we renovated it. So it's been like that for

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<v Speaker 2>three years and it looks great and for seven eight

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<v Speaker 2>months of the year it's fine. In the summer it

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<v Speaker 2>is unrelenting.

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<v Speaker 4>Hell has a house in Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>It absorbs. Those cloudless days are brutal for the house.

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<v Speaker 5>Isn't the aircorn broken down as well?

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<v Speaker 2>The aircon's broken.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just so warm, something from an old prison, like well,

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<v Speaker 4>you'll be careful or you won't go in the hole.

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<v Speaker 4>You'll go in the black house, all those demons in

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<v Speaker 4>you by would I've repainted that overnight the moment this

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<v Speaker 4>summer starts like you need like you know, have different seasons.

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<v Speaker 4>The house needs to go to white in the summer

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<v Speaker 4>and then paint it black during the winter. It's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not kidding. When you walk outside, even just to

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<v Speaker 2>take the bins out right yesterday, it's their sun is

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<v Speaker 2>radiating off the weatherboards.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm suppose your wife hasn't demanded in the mid of last.

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<v Speaker 2>Night before tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 4>The choice, and it'd be dry within five.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Talking to Jack just now about this incredible I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>it's been an amazing summer. Kids getting ready to go

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<v Speaker 4>back to school, and tomorrow my house, and it's been

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<v Speaker 4>an amazing summer. It's our fourth summer since we moved him.

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<v Speaker 4>When we were saying, this has just been an epic one.

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<v Speaker 4>We can't remember when it's been rainy or are not

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<v Speaker 4>a really beautiful day, but yesterday was just this crazy

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<v Speaker 4>kind of it, really really relentless heat. And I was

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<v Speaker 4>thinking a about Jack and Bianca, who's only coulor of

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<v Speaker 4>weeks and given birth, and the fact that they live

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<v Speaker 4>in a black house. It's a black painted house. Someone's

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<v Speaker 4>chosen to painted black. It looks very cool. However, it

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<v Speaker 4>can't be cool to live in during a summer in

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<v Speaker 4>a country that's notorious for its very hot summers. And

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<v Speaker 4>obviously that is your wife's choice, because no guy has

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<v Speaker 4>any real choice about the colors in or around the house,

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<v Speaker 4>even in like pots or pants.

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<v Speaker 2>Never and blanks go to I think she's got a

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<v Speaker 2>great eye for that sort of thing anyway, so I'm

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<v Speaker 2>happy to leave it up to her.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but they don't want that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Yeah, you have resulted on every choice they had.

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<v Speaker 4>The color of the table mats, I don't care. I

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<v Speaker 4>wouldn't even notice what color is you put the plate

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<v Speaker 4>on it. It's like Jimmy that I wasn't even allowed

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<v Speaker 4>to paint the fence of our house the D's colors

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<v Speaker 4>before the Grand Final for three days. That's the only

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<v Speaker 4>time I've ever expressed any kind of need for color.

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<v Speaker 4>I think. Actually, black houses are actually hotter. They generally

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<v Speaker 4>do get there. It must absorb more heat.

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<v Speaker 2>I read that up to fifty percent hotter inside a

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<v Speaker 2>black house because it just the heat hangs in the walls.

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<v Speaker 2>Just in there. I feel like I'll be able to

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<v Speaker 2>get through winter without putting the heating on because it's

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<v Speaker 2>just absorbed that heat and will get me through the year.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like a solar battery of all up from this summer.

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<v Speaker 4>And so, how are you both sleeping?

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<v Speaker 2>We sleep in For the last three nights in a row,

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<v Speaker 2>we've slept in the living room because it's the only

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<v Speaker 2>room in the house that has a working air conditioner.

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<v Speaker 4>So we're on what listen tight one. You know there

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<v Speaker 4>are people called technicians and repair people that can come

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<v Speaker 4>around trimend it.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't even get me started. We called the manufacturer. The

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<v Speaker 2>manufacturer came out, he said, it's the guy who installed

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<v Speaker 2>its fault. The installer came out. He says, it's the

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<v Speaker 2>manufacturer's fault.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a current affair.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm too meek of a person to put my foot

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<v Speaker 2>down and demand that someone doesn't, so I keep I

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<v Speaker 2>need the patsy. I need you to come in and

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<v Speaker 2>kick some butts around the air on world and get

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<v Speaker 2>them to fix.

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<v Speaker 5>This air cut behavior.

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<v Speaker 2>Because we're in the lounge. Bianker is eight months pregnant.

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<v Speaker 2>She's we're on the L shaped Count.

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<v Speaker 4>Said, don't hold man up to us now kicking off

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<v Speaker 4>about it. How that guy came around from the manufacturer.

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<v Speaker 2>The manufacturer is the worst. He's still building desk.

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<v Speaker 4>We're meant to take it on your behalf grown up man.

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<v Speaker 2>We are sleeping on the couch and it's not a

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<v Speaker 2>fold out couch, it's just the L shaped couch. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on the long L and Bianker's on the short hour.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah no, short al is actually better. I think sure

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<v Speaker 2>long l has the cushion gap in the middle, so

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<v Speaker 2>you hip sinks into the cushion.

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<v Speaker 4>That's horrible. It's like the Princess and the pa. You

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<v Speaker 4>know it's there digging into your well, a part of

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<v Speaker 4>your spine or something. You can't sleep comfortably on that.

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<v Speaker 4>So is that for the next couple of weeks should

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<v Speaker 4>be giving birth on.

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<v Speaker 2>That couch anytime it's hot, because it never gets below

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<v Speaker 2>twenty degrees outside and in the house that's radiating a heat.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like forty five. So we are trying to sleep

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<v Speaker 2>on there. And you're right. Anytime you're not in your

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<v Speaker 2>normal bed, you can tell. So this couch has a

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<v Speaker 2>slight epis slight decline into the back cushion.

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<v Speaker 4>Over the night, the couch monsters calling you into its stomach.

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<v Speaker 4>You'll get trapped there with like old coins, wheel sticks,

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<v Speaker 4>the remote control. We're never seeing about strangers things.

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<v Speaker 2>If I'm not on air one morning, Corbierk, we get

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<v Speaker 2>it to move me out of that linp trap at

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<v Speaker 2>the back of the couch.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you very much for are the emails. Also, you

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<v Speaker 4>can also leave voicemails for the show. Anything we talk

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<v Speaker 4>about on the show, you can pick it up whenever

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<v Speaker 4>you want. We call it late to the party to

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<v Speaker 4>do it late. All right, couple of emails. First of all,

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<v Speaker 4>we're talking this week on the show about your first car,

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<v Speaker 4>your memories of your first car. For our guest on Tuesday,

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<v Speaker 4>Shane Warn talking about his one, Christian. I remember my

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<v Speaker 4>first car very well, at a twenty five year old

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<v Speaker 4>Holden Kingswood wagon. It was blue with a gold roof.

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<v Speaker 4>I had vinyl seats. Yeah, you talk about the heat

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<v Speaker 4>at the moment, Jim. Of those old vinyl seats, you

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<v Speaker 4>would literally have to scrape yourself off like pizza off

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<v Speaker 4>the pizza base during the summer was I didn't have

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<v Speaker 4>air conditioning. The heater wasn't great either. Would struggle to

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<v Speaker 4>clear the windscreen. I think an asthmatic mouse would blow

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<v Speaker 4>more air than this car used to do it. Cold mornings,

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<v Speaker 4>I needed to start at ten or fifteen before I

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<v Speaker 4>needed to leave as an emmanual choke and the car

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<v Speaker 4>needed to warm up. Did you have a manual choke, Paty?

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<v Speaker 4>I did my first grade.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I did not.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Christian, my first car was a bright yellow. We

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<v Speaker 4>were talking to there about the abundance of yellow in

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<v Speaker 4>first car's Toyota Corona. Cost me three hundred dollars and

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<v Speaker 4>I brought it from my brother's girlfriend at the time.

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<v Speaker 4>It was an absolute crap box. When I bought it

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<v Speaker 4>had done hundred and fifty thousand k It was so

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<v Speaker 4>bad that I was driving home down Reynolds Road in Doncaster,

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<v Speaker 4>which is a really hilly air. I had to just

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<v Speaker 4>gun it going down the hill in order for it

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<v Speaker 4>to make it up to the other side. One day,

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<v Speaker 4>doing this death Valley run, I was pulled over half

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<v Speaker 4>while out the hill for the cops speeding. As I

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<v Speaker 4>jumped out of the car, the dashboard started smoking and

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<v Speaker 4>then slowly, very slowly catching fire. It's not the first

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<v Speaker 4>tip happened. It was some sort of electrical fought in

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<v Speaker 4>the dash that I had had to fix. Some standing

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<v Speaker 4>there nervously hoping the cop wouldn't notice what was going

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<v Speaker 4>on inside the car whilst I was trying to explain

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<v Speaker 4>why I had to speed otherwise I wouldn't get up

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<v Speaker 4>to the top of the hill. Then all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 4>the dashboard finally erupted into fames. It was the end

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<v Speaker 4>of the canary. The cops more or less arrested it.

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<v Speaker 4>They empowdered it as.

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<v Speaker 2>Unroaded the rest of the car.

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<v Speaker 4>This car is under the rest. You know, you're right,

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<v Speaker 4>you don't have to say anything. Let's got to lease

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<v Speaker 4>voice smails. Then, first of all, talking about first cars,

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<v Speaker 4>we have.

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<v Speaker 7>Trish Hi Christian Letricia from glen Wib. I just had

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<v Speaker 7>to let you know about march car. It was a

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<v Speaker 7>Toyota Corona hard top, navy blue with white leather interior.

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<v Speaker 7>The main feature of the car was I had sheep

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<v Speaker 7>skins on both front seats. Bought it for around thirty

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<v Speaker 7>two hundred dollars. I think the third paid for it,

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<v Speaker 7>and we saw it for thirty four one hundred dollars,

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<v Speaker 7>so it actually appreciated rather than depreciate like most cars do.

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<v Speaker 7>So yeah, well, thank you, here you back.

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<v Speaker 4>Bye, Thank you very much. Yeah. Do you remember you

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<v Speaker 4>still see the occasional car when someone's got those sheepskin

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<v Speaker 4>sort of the worst ones are the old people of

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<v Speaker 4>those beads on. You sometimes get an uber he's got

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<v Speaker 4>those beads and those back beads that they have and

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<v Speaker 4>stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like, is that actually comfortable. I always thought

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't they get uncomfortable after a while, especially driving long

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<v Speaker 2>hours on uber.

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<v Speaker 4>See that anyway, you don't see you on massage tables

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<v Speaker 4>and chiropracive. Is that good for your back? This message

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<v Speaker 4>is this voicemaip is from Big pat.

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<v Speaker 6>Morning Christian and came, Yes, it's big Pad for the

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<v Speaker 6>Big Toe Club. Yes, my car was a sixty three

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<v Speaker 6>sixty four h station wagon which to call it the

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<v Speaker 6>shag and wagon, said the curtains at the back, the

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<v Speaker 6>big home wheels fifty holly carve you reader all the

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<v Speaker 6>go gets an oh lo. I just loved it. I

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<v Speaker 6>wish I had it to this day, and I've been

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<v Speaker 6>worth a fortune now have a great day.

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<v Speaker 4>Worth a fortune.

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<v Speaker 2>Would it be.

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<v Speaker 6>Car?

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<v Speaker 4>Anytime I see a van or with curtains right even

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<v Speaker 4>now as an adult, I jogged past it, going to

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<v Speaker 4>get me in the back of that. They're going to

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<v Speaker 4>get me the back anytime you see them with the curtains.

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<v Speaker 4>It's Terri.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>One of the things I'd never seen before in my

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<v Speaker 4>life until I moved here to Australia. Driving with no

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<v Speaker 4>shoes on Patsy, Where do you stand on this, your

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<v Speaker 4>shoe is driving.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh, I have done it before in my younger years,

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<v Speaker 8>even in a manual, which you know I took a

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<v Speaker 8>bit of coordination. Would I do it now? Definitely not. No,

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<v Speaker 8>I think it's a bit bogan VILLAA and it might wreck.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh I didn't know who were going to go that way. Also,

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<v Speaker 4>I love the way that my wife does to Sometimes

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<v Speaker 4>I ask a question, I just want yes or no.

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<v Speaker 4>Ago would I would? I let me engineering themselves.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll give you the history of my drives, breaking.

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<v Speaker 4>It down by car type and non semantic. Would I

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<v Speaker 4>do that now?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a bunder villa. I'm a big fan of driving

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<v Speaker 2>with no shoes. I actually feel like you get a

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<v Speaker 2>better contact on the pedal because you're raw to it,

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<v Speaker 2>and you've got a better you've got more feeling to it. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>because with a shoe.

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<v Speaker 4>On you, any we're out in their car into a rival,

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<v Speaker 4>some because they couldn't get any kind of feel or contact.

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<v Speaker 4>We've been driving for decades with shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>On shop I don't know. With shoes you can't feel

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<v Speaker 2>where your feet are.

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<v Speaker 4>I've never been confused, never never been in a car accident.

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<v Speaker 4>Luckily and always had shoes on. I know where my

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<v Speaker 4>feet aren't, Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a there's a layer of rubber that's stopping you

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<v Speaker 2>from really knowing where the pedals are underfoot.

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<v Speaker 4>But if that was just said, whether there's lack of

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<v Speaker 4>contact with these little pedals, how the hell would you

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<v Speaker 4>walk down the street or just walk around your normal life.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even know where my feet are right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't like the argument that it's more dangerous

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<v Speaker 2>to drive without shoes. I can't see how that's possible.

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<v Speaker 4>On the show, he's a big fan as well. Are

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<v Speaker 4>driving out those shoes?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, I think maybe what Jack's trying to articulate is

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<v Speaker 9>you can use your toes to kind of grip around

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<v Speaker 9>the pedal and the brake pedal and.

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<v Speaker 4>Use footsy or something down there.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, it's a lot more sensitive.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're doing it's like a cat'll pluck it all

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<v Speaker 4>and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 2>You are, you're more nimble, you have more control exactly, so.

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<v Speaker 4>You're on the keyboard like Stevie Wonder more fee.

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<v Speaker 2>I will sometimes get in the car, take my shoes

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<v Speaker 2>and socks off drive, then put my shoes and socks

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<v Speaker 2>back on to get out of the car.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, that's too much ef.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm also right, so is it it? Is it legal

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<v Speaker 4>or illegal?

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<v Speaker 2>I've heard it's illegal. I think that's a myths. That

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<v Speaker 2>has to be a myth.

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<v Speaker 4>There must be they might, there will be rulings. There

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<v Speaker 4>are all states the same in Australia. Is it illegal or illegal?

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<v Speaker 10>Mean?

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<v Speaker 4>Can you take your test shoeless? Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I wouldn't think so.

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<v Speaker 4>There then then there they go. That's the Oh no,

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<v Speaker 4>certainly that's a bit wild man from the pommy. But

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<v Speaker 4>you're like doing it day to day once I'm driving. No,

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't do it for the test. No, because it's

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<v Speaker 4>a test.

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<v Speaker 2>If I was an instructor and someone came with no shoes,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be more worried about their judgment in general, and

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<v Speaker 2>the kind of judgments that would translate.

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<v Speaker 4>To you just said, shoes are fine. Contact that person

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<v Speaker 4>has get away your back on to actually speak for

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<v Speaker 4>you today, that person. Do you see the way he

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<v Speaker 4>went for you as well? This is what the young

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<v Speaker 4>mens do. Jerk, he's trying to articulate there. Maybe we

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<v Speaker 4>hardists speak today and then when he's off on paternity leave,

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<v Speaker 4>you won't get back in the door but the articulator on.

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<v Speaker 2>Rio and tell them what I'm trying to say.

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<v Speaker 9>Well, I've just quickly looked it up. So it's not

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<v Speaker 9>technically illegal to drive barefoot, but the police.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't say it's not technically brown upon it.

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<v Speaker 4>Technically you're not allowed to kill someone. However they are irritating.

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<v Speaker 9>But a policeman can still find you if they believe

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<v Speaker 9>you are not in full control of your vehicle. So

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<v Speaker 9>if they think maybe your shoes or your shoeless.

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<v Speaker 4>Having some sort of tone massage, dexterity of what I'm

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<v Speaker 4>trying to say, let me call.

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<v Speaker 2>I would say if you had extremely sweaty feet, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>if you've been in the beach or something, you could

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<v Speaker 2>be a bit slippery on the pedals and that would

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<v Speaker 2>be dangerous.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't undergo a sweat test, though.

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<v Speaker 4>Worry would be this you ever cleared out the car mats.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes there's small sort of sediment or small pebbles around there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, but not enough to graze the thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me tell you this, you're moving that old barefoot

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<v Speaker 4>around and stuff like that wide you're driving because obviously

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<v Speaker 4>foot on the accelerator that the one sometimes has a

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<v Speaker 4>bit of passivity is what I'm trying to say here,

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<v Speaker 4>suddenly get that that gets a small bit of sediment

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<v Speaker 4>or rock on you go to that's me slamming on

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<v Speaker 4>the brake. Okay, you've gotta slam the brake. But because

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<v Speaker 4>it's got a little bit of pebble in it on

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<v Speaker 4>the hill there, the moment you put contact with a pedal,

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<v Speaker 4>instinctively you're going to go ah, you're going to move

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<v Speaker 4>away from it. That break isn't getting depressed?

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<v Speaker 2>How big are the pebbles in rocks? No, it means

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<v Speaker 2>it sounds like there's broken glass in your foot.

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<v Speaker 4>Well everything in there, mate, you know, it's like a

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<v Speaker 4>floor of cinema.

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<v Speaker 2>Just don't be a popcorn out when you're finished with it.

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<v Speaker 4>Basically, what my kids do? They drink my car like

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<v Speaker 4>the floor of a cinema. All right, give us a call.

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<v Speaker 4>I think we need a bit more than technically it's

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<v Speaker 4>not legal legal, Can someone actually tell us what's called

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<v Speaker 4>commonly the law on this? And can you take a

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<v Speaker 4>drive into shoeless This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>We're talking right now about driving with or without shoes.

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<v Speaker 4>I uh, it's not necessarily do with or without shoes.

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<v Speaker 4>But I remember a couple of weeks ago having to

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<v Speaker 4>go at my seventeen year old daughter, who's eighteen this summer,

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<v Speaker 4>so can take contest. She's running up her hours and

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<v Speaker 4>she left the house in a pair of hug boots,

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<v Speaker 4>and I was like, no, you can't even walk around

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<v Speaker 4>the house in those, right. You don't even pick your

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<v Speaker 4>feet up. You're shoffing around like an eskimo going to

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<v Speaker 4>get some fish. We're not getting in the car in

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<v Speaker 4>your rug boots too.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll press both pedals. Forget it.

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<v Speaker 4>We're not making it round the corner. Your plowers into something.

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<v Speaker 4>But I'm not a fan of driving without shoes. Jack

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<v Speaker 4>Apsity loves it. Patsy, you're not a fan either. I am.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 4>And so we don't know the moment REO produce the

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<v Speaker 4>real things. Technically it's not illegal, but we don't one

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<v Speaker 4>hundred percent know that. Is that correct?

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<v Speaker 2>I think either way, I refute that it's more dangerous

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<v Speaker 2>to go without shoes. I think it's safer to go

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<v Speaker 2>without shoes because you've got more acuity on the pedal.

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<v Speaker 4>I do understand that now I know me, you get

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<v Speaker 4>more feedback, right because it's just your.

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<v Speaker 2>Skin on skin, skin to rubber.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I know now, I get what it is, all right,

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<v Speaker 4>we get it. Patsy, he's one of those. Yeah, once

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<v Speaker 4>a quick gold thrill at Corbos five. I'm not judging.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not just that's where it takes. I go the

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<v Speaker 4>herbal te option. You want to skin on rubber? Gary?

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<v Speaker 10>Good morning, Good morning Christian Gary.

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<v Speaker 4>What what do you do You like driving without shoes?

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<v Speaker 4>What's to do with you? Mate?

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<v Speaker 11>I'd like to, but it's illegal. As you get caught,

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<v Speaker 11>you will pay the difference.

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<v Speaker 4>I did not.

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<v Speaker 11>You're not alladd thongs. If you've got sandals from the

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<v Speaker 11>strap around the back, that take cake because your shoes

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<v Speaker 11>are secured to your feet.

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<v Speaker 4>Got it.

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<v Speaker 11>It's just the law. And I've been driving for forty

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<v Speaker 11>eight years, so the law has been the same for

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<v Speaker 11>a long time. Although we know how to flout the law.

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<v Speaker 11>That it's there for your own benefit. You wear footwear.

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<v Speaker 10>I have size fourteen feet.

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<v Speaker 11>I have trouble sometimes post so you've got to be

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<v Speaker 11>great taful. It is for your own health and safety

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<v Speaker 11>that you do where footwear, that the security of feet,

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<v Speaker 11>songs can come off and get stuck under your pebbles,

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<v Speaker 11>and then where do you go exactly?

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<v Speaker 2>I do hate driving in thongs. They don't feel safe.

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<v Speaker 2>But Gary, do you say that driving in bare feet

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<v Speaker 2>is danger?

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<v Speaker 4>Were in flaunting the law?

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<v Speaker 3>Said?

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<v Speaker 2>But is it just one of those laws that they

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<v Speaker 2>don't really check up on.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, they got a short those we don't really care

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<v Speaker 4>that much about. Yes, one of those. Yeah, let them go,

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<v Speaker 4>Let them go, all right, Gary, Uh, we're going somewhere

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<v Speaker 4>we don't really need to go about various Elaine good on?

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<v Speaker 2>What was that sandal strap?

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<v Speaker 4>Again? Elaine? Sorry Elaine? Driving with or without?

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<v Speaker 3>Shoes without? Always without? And Gary, I hate to tell

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<v Speaker 3>you this. It may be the law, but not according

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<v Speaker 3>to the Burley senior sergeant who sat in the car

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<v Speaker 3>for my driving test something years ago. I learned in

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<v Speaker 3>bare feet. I went for my life and Tim bearfeet

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<v Speaker 3>got married. I took my mother's advice on that I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't get married. The only point I will agree on

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<v Speaker 3>is that it is foolish and foolhardy to drive in

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<v Speaker 3>the songs that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is bare feet.

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<v Speaker 4>No, so do you say the local police detective did

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<v Speaker 4>you drive in test?

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<v Speaker 3>I had a burly singing sergeant sitting in the back

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<v Speaker 3>while I went for.

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<v Speaker 1>My test, right, gotcha?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Eline, thank you very much for the detail.

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<v Speaker 7>No dramas.

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<v Speaker 12>Play nice.

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<v Speaker 4>Looking on rubber.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the Christian Know Carl's Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>You still on the show. Our special guest was Shane

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<v Speaker 4>worn and he's got new documentaries out at the moment.

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<v Speaker 4>Came out on Tuesday on Amazon Prime. Sorry for me

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<v Speaker 4>to remember off the top of that. It was called

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<v Speaker 4>It's called Shane and it's great. It's an hour and

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<v Speaker 4>a half. It is really really good. Anyway, in the

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<v Speaker 4>chante on Tuesday, he was I was sending you in

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<v Speaker 4>the documentary you see his it's awesome kids who aren't

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<v Speaker 4>in there in the mid twenties. Now they're all on

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<v Speaker 4>this couch and it looks like they're in some sort

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<v Speaker 4>of man cave. And I asked, Shane, was that his

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<v Speaker 4>man cave? And it was? And what you notice are

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<v Speaker 4>there are all these arcade games. I mean like, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't mean like one or two. It looked like there

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<v Speaker 4>were at least ten of them. And I guess right,

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<v Speaker 4>having this warning talking about his great man cave.

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<v Speaker 13>I've got a man cave. I've got the Old Space

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<v Speaker 13>Invaders machine, which I think's got one hundred and something

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<v Speaker 13>different games like a La Glaxicon pac Man.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, I've got one of them. And then I've got

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<v Speaker 4>Lethal Weapon, Pinball, I've got Ninja Turtles, I've got a

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<v Speaker 4>poker table, I've got a billiard table and all that

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<v Speaker 4>it is.

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<v Speaker 14>So we have a bit of fun up here.

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<v Speaker 4>As I said to him on Tuesday, it's like an RS.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean there's a man cave, and then that is

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<v Speaker 4>that's that's something else that is extreme. Jack and I

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<v Speaker 4>don't have a man cave. I mean you kind of

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<v Speaker 4>had one, and now you've had to be exiled because

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<v Speaker 4>the baby's coming. That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>I had the guitars on the wall and I was

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<v Speaker 2>making it my own space. I would close the door

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<v Speaker 2>behind me and it felt like I was in a

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<v Speaker 2>man cave. And now it's all shipped out down to

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<v Speaker 2>the back. I'm centrally in a laundry.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, oh no, that's not a man cave going. I've

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<v Speaker 4>got a man laundry so I can easy keep any

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<v Speaker 4>on the Spence cycles and play pac Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Do not enter, unless of course, you have to do

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<v Speaker 2>a load.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I used to in my old house. Thing I

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<v Speaker 4>had a man cave came here and I now share

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<v Speaker 4>this study with my wife, and it's not a man

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<v Speaker 4>cave if you're sharing the space, and that is I

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<v Speaker 4>need a man cave here and Warny talk about it.

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<v Speaker 4>It made me actually jealous because I know there are

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of people who will be listening to this

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<v Speaker 4>who have a great man cave. I remember a couple

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<v Speaker 4>of years go in the UK, the equivalent of foxtail

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<v Speaker 4>is by the same person. I think the whole world

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<v Speaker 4>is owned by Old Rupert, isn't it, and called Sky

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<v Speaker 4>And if you work in the media, you got free

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<v Speaker 4>foxtail right. The guy coming around to install it, he

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<v Speaker 4>worked on what was called the VIP team. So I'm

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<v Speaker 4>chatting to him, going, oh, wow, what job to Whose

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<v Speaker 4>place have you been to? He goes, well, for the

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<v Speaker 4>last three days we've been doing this big installation at

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<v Speaker 4>Robbie Williams place. Yeah, that's what I said. Has he

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<v Speaker 4>got some huge job place? He goes, Oh, I shouldn't

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<v Speaker 4>really be telling you this, but he has something that's

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<v Speaker 4>bigger than a man cave. And what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 4>He goes, I'm not joking. Actually, he's got signs everywhere

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<v Speaker 4>you leave his actual main house. You walk across the

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<v Speaker 4>pathway and it's a key code to get in. There's

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<v Speaker 4>a giant painted sign that he had commissioned by someone

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<v Speaker 4>like Banks or somef that says Manland. And he said,

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<v Speaker 4>it's like a giant mega barn, like a small village.

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<v Speaker 4>And it's got it's got, it has got. Also, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know what is about rich people got too much money.

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<v Speaker 4>It has got arcade games, pool tables. It had a

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<v Speaker 4>bowling alley, an entire work in bowling alley as well.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's called Manland.

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<v Speaker 2>Robbie Williams is essentially Richie rich.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's a bit like that, all right. So this morning,

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<v Speaker 4>mate Jack and I jealous perhats. He just cussed to

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<v Speaker 4>where we love God a man cave.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh he sort of shifted himself out to the garage

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<v Speaker 8>to get out of my hair now and again. But

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<v Speaker 8>you know what he has got in there is our

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<v Speaker 8>old recliner chair that.

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<v Speaker 4>In the garage, his facing the wall by the freezer

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<v Speaker 4>or some of the old pink pots, my extension courses recliner.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's something quite sad about that. Got to dine.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like what a cat would do.

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<v Speaker 8>It's on my side too, so I've got to park

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<v Speaker 8>my car out on the drive.

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<v Speaker 5>But he'll occasionally in.

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<v Speaker 4>That old rocking chairs facing a carriage. Well what did

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<v Speaker 4>he do? Those mac is easy? So he was looking

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<v Speaker 4>at my period, Chris, Why is this garage locked? It

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<v Speaker 4>never even had a lot. Don't go in anyway. What

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<v Speaker 4>I was saying is Jack and jealous if you have

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<v Speaker 4>a man cave. So there's corns up this morning. If

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<v Speaker 4>you have a man cave, does your moment boast about

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<v Speaker 4>it make Jack and I jealous? Toe us all about

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<v Speaker 4>your man cave?

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Jack, what do we think makes up the ideal man cave?

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<v Speaker 4>You need a fridge with booze in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a bar, if you could bar is.

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<v Speaker 4>A bar is the luxury. I think just having your

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<v Speaker 4>own bar that you and your mates can come round.

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<v Speaker 2>I picture of those American movies where they all have

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<v Speaker 2>enormous houses and they just push open a door and

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<v Speaker 2>they've got a full bar, neon lights on the water,

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<v Speaker 2>sports screens all.

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<v Speaker 4>Around the screens. Yeah, you need a big TV in there,

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<v Speaker 4>I think as well. I think you need some memory

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<v Speaker 4>Billia to do with your footy team as well. I

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<v Speaker 4>think there needs to be some kind of ideally a

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<v Speaker 4>pool table or a dartboard. Yep. Also the chairs. The

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<v Speaker 4>chairs have got to be comfortable, right, The chairs have

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<v Speaker 4>got to be comfortable. I need a couple of chairs,

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<v Speaker 4>not just one facing a garish wall or that Krista

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<v Speaker 4>wherever love God has been allowed to have Petea and

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<v Speaker 4>the like and morning Pete, Morning Christian Pete. What have

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<v Speaker 4>you got in your main cave?

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<v Speaker 14>I'll bet everything you just mentioned. I've got sakes. I've

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<v Speaker 14>got a nice little leather cats that we sit on

0:27:38.119 --> 0:27:42.159
<v Speaker 14>the name the dog. Watched a lot of Tobo from there.

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<v Speaker 14>We've got pool table, dart board. I've got a beer

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<v Speaker 14>fridge of course with all my geelong stuff all over,

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<v Speaker 14>and I've got a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>Of I've just seen a photo of your one, Pete, right,

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<v Speaker 4>that is a huge fridge.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah, of course it's a big so probably it's.

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<v Speaker 4>A double stat one, you know, with the freezer on top. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah, that's a shame.

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<v Speaker 4>Is ruined with the old the cats sort of logo

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<v Speaker 4>in the front of it. That make it worthless.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah, triple the value mine go back.

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<v Speaker 4>A few years.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, what's your prize possession in your men.

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<v Speaker 4>Looking mind that he's also got some industrial hoover. What's

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<v Speaker 4>to do with the industrial hoover under the pool table?

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<v Speaker 14>C things up you're going to.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like one of those ones there in big buildings,

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<v Speaker 4>like old Henry the hoover that Dexter had one of those.

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<v Speaker 14>Along the along the back wall up the top. You

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<v Speaker 14>can say that there's a whole about fifteen of the

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<v Speaker 14>very best estes in all the way fields and that,

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<v Speaker 14>and that's a great talking point. Blakes come in and

0:28:52.360 --> 0:28:56.200
<v Speaker 14>we go pick who always are. Yeah, there's Palais up there,

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<v Speaker 14>and yeah, there's there's a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>Of talking points on the wall. Men fish silence, right,

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<v Speaker 4>don't we There's nothing worse. You go to someone's man cave,

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<v Speaker 4>the door shuts. You know, Jesus what we're going to

0:29:09.520 --> 0:29:13.040
<v Speaker 4>talk about. Oh I thank god he's up there.

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<v Speaker 2>If in doubt the point to the wall people gives

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<v Speaker 2>you a guarded to her zonar butt.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know much about it. Let's come up quite

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<v Speaker 4>a few years.

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<v Speaker 14>I like him doing a guard too, because there's football

0:29:26.320 --> 0:29:29.400
<v Speaker 14>jumpers of Premiership us. That's what we used to do

0:29:29.480 --> 0:29:34.320
<v Speaker 14>in the days. You want a grand final in Aussie rules.

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<v Speaker 14>You mount your jumper and.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, now tell me about this, Pete. Is this attached

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<v Speaker 4>to the house or is this like a shed in

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<v Speaker 4>the garden or something.

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<v Speaker 14>No, because I'm in a town, I didn't have a

0:29:46.240 --> 0:29:50.240
<v Speaker 14>room for a big shed, so I've got a garage

0:29:50.320 --> 0:29:52.960
<v Speaker 14>that was my garage and the roller doors still there.

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<v Speaker 14>You think it's still a garage, but you come around

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<v Speaker 14>the back and the double doors opened up and there

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<v Speaker 14>it is.

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<v Speaker 4>That what this is like MTV cribs but on radio.

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<v Speaker 4>This is where the magic happens. Helps Pete. I love it, honestly.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a great man cave of jealous I think it

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<v Speaker 4>looks fantastic, mate, it looks a cool place to hang out.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Pete, We let you go. Thanks you call matey.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah, there is a picture of me on there as well,

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<v Speaker 14>holding twenty five thousand dollars. But I won on deal

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<v Speaker 14>or no deal.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow wee.

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<v Speaker 14>That's a lot of cash and some of that went

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<v Speaker 14>to the main cave.

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<v Speaker 4>So five k on that big old hoovers cheap either

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<v Speaker 4>that photos got it all right, Pete, We thank you

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<v Speaker 4>very much for giving us a call. Okay, can you

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<v Speaker 4>do a maybe a shorter, shorter around every square inch.

0:30:54.120 --> 0:30:55.959
<v Speaker 4>I reckon, if Jack and I do a test, now

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<v Speaker 4>ten questions, and what is in Pete Wilson's man cave?

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<v Speaker 4>I reckon, We're good to eight or nine of those.

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<v Speaker 2>Seriously, maybe just tell us the best thing in your

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<v Speaker 2>man cove.

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<v Speaker 4>Picture or three highlights right, just picture the Christian Connell

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<v Speaker 4>Show podcast. Tell you what your old black painted house

0:31:12.480 --> 0:31:14.920
<v Speaker 4>is going to fit in or this whether they are Jack, isn't.

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<v Speaker 2>It it'll be invisible at the moment.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, he's a bit sketchy out there today coming out. John,

0:31:20.160 --> 0:31:22.560
<v Speaker 4>next half an hour on the show. Then we were

0:31:22.560 --> 0:31:24.800
<v Speaker 4>talking the other day about your first cars, and then

0:31:24.800 --> 0:31:27.280
<v Speaker 4>they got a photo from one of you of your

0:31:27.320 --> 0:31:31.120
<v Speaker 4>older brother very proudly sat in the nineteen eighties four

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<v Speaker 4>COURTEENA with a really crumpled front end. Because you're just

0:31:35.240 --> 0:31:38.480
<v Speaker 4>driven into a cemetery wall, so I thought, John, the

0:31:38.480 --> 0:31:40.240
<v Speaker 4>next half an hour of the show, we want to

0:31:40.280 --> 0:31:43.800
<v Speaker 4>know you drove into? What what did you drive into?

0:31:44.240 --> 0:31:46.800
<v Speaker 4>An old friend of mine works for a very big

0:31:46.840 --> 0:31:50.760
<v Speaker 4>insurance company and on these multinational ones, and once a

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<v Speaker 4>year they collect all the strange things that people are

0:31:54.440 --> 0:31:57.800
<v Speaker 4>put down on their insurance claims forms because you have

0:31:57.840 --> 0:32:00.520
<v Speaker 4>to put down a lot of detail. And I guess

0:32:00.600 --> 0:32:03.760
<v Speaker 4>you know if you ever read anyone's descriptions on market

0:32:03.800 --> 0:32:05.920
<v Speaker 4>at Facebook Marketplace, we used to have a game with this.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes I don't really edit what they've said, and so

0:32:08.680 --> 0:32:10.640
<v Speaker 4>they'd collect them the weird things that people put down

0:32:10.760 --> 0:32:14.320
<v Speaker 4>insurance claims, and internally a top ten is sent around

0:32:14.360 --> 0:32:17.680
<v Speaker 4>that's not meant to obviously be widely distributed anyway. He

0:32:17.800 --> 0:32:19.320
<v Speaker 4>sent it to me because I'm the other side of

0:32:19.360 --> 0:32:23.600
<v Speaker 4>the world. This is amazing. These are real life insurance

0:32:23.640 --> 0:32:28.280
<v Speaker 4>claims from last year. The car in front hit the pedestrian,

0:32:28.640 --> 0:32:33.360
<v Speaker 4>but he got up, so I hit him again. The

0:32:33.360 --> 0:32:36.360
<v Speaker 4>pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him. These

0:32:36.360 --> 0:32:41.440
<v Speaker 4>are all real life insurance. Yeah, the accident was caused

0:32:41.520 --> 0:32:44.680
<v Speaker 4>by me waving to the man I hit. Last week.

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<v Speaker 4>I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as

0:32:51.320 --> 0:32:55.240
<v Speaker 4>he bounced off the roof of my car. Oh, I'm

0:32:55.240 --> 0:32:57.120
<v Speaker 4>sure it was all right. I told the police that

0:32:57.160 --> 0:32:59.760
<v Speaker 4>I was not injured, but on removing my hat, found

0:32:59.760 --> 0:33:02.600
<v Speaker 4>that I had in fact fractured my skull. Oh my god,

0:33:03.520 --> 0:33:08.680
<v Speaker 4>windscreen broken cause unknown, probably voodoo if anything. If you

0:33:08.720 --> 0:33:10.920
<v Speaker 4>ever needed blame anything. I'm sure it's just blame voodoo.

0:33:11.200 --> 0:33:13.480
<v Speaker 4>I had been shopping for plants all day and was

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<v Speaker 4>on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a

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<v Speaker 4>hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not

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<v Speaker 4>see the other car all right coming up next. Then

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<v Speaker 4>you drove into what.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Good Morning Christian. This comes from Jody. Good morning Jody, Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>My dad Mike smashed his car into the old Mortielic

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<v Speaker 4>police station all the places he used to be on

0:33:40.680 --> 0:33:42.760
<v Speaker 4>the main roundabout in the pe in a highway. Somehow

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<v Speaker 4>he hid it and smashed and brought down the entire

0:33:45.720 --> 0:33:52.240
<v Speaker 4>brick fence as well. That is unfortunate, awkward, And I

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<v Speaker 4>was just dropping in, Patsy. Have you driven into anything?

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<v Speaker 8>I hate to admit I did once just tap the

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<v Speaker 8>love God. We were dating. I was in his tarana

0:34:03.640 --> 0:34:06.600
<v Speaker 8>and he wanted me to I had to move it

0:34:06.840 --> 0:34:08.879
<v Speaker 8>at my parents' house, had to move it. Were going

0:34:08.920 --> 0:34:12.120
<v Speaker 8>out and he was trying to direct me and I

0:34:12.160 --> 0:34:14.360
<v Speaker 8>sort of just nudged his knee just for a joke.

0:34:14.840 --> 0:34:15.840
<v Speaker 5>But it was.

0:34:16.080 --> 0:34:18.640
<v Speaker 4>Jokes, jacket. How many times have we just nudged a

0:34:18.719 --> 0:34:22.359
<v Speaker 4>knee caut car. Oh my god. We were laughing, and

0:34:22.400 --> 0:34:27.120
<v Speaker 4>I nudged his skull because I love skull lolls.

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<v Speaker 8>And it wasn't until he sort of banged on the

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<v Speaker 8>bonnet that are all okay, I'll just put that in

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<v Speaker 8>reverse on the gear ship.

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<v Speaker 4>So just so we're clear, hit you reversed into for

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<v Speaker 4>a joke.

0:34:36.960 --> 0:34:39.680
<v Speaker 5>Well no, well I just no, not for a joke.

0:34:39.760 --> 0:34:40.879
<v Speaker 5>I just thought, oh, that's a bit close.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's all right.

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<v Speaker 4>Sure, that's what she said, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>You had to be there, Christian. It's very funny in

0:34:45.280 --> 0:34:45.680
<v Speaker 2>the moment.

0:34:47.160 --> 0:34:49.319
<v Speaker 4>It was fun at a different time. It was a

0:34:49.360 --> 0:34:51.239
<v Speaker 4>different time in the eighties. You know, you could run

0:34:51.280 --> 0:34:52.919
<v Speaker 4>people over and they would just get up and laugh.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, let's go to Lifeless Bruce. Good morning.

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<v Speaker 13>How you going team?

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<v Speaker 4>We're good, Bruce. I hope you're well. Fancy call on

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<v Speaker 4>the show. So what did you drive into?

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<v Speaker 13>Well, it wasn't me, It was my door. I was

0:35:07.520 --> 0:35:10.040
<v Speaker 13>teaching her to drive, and I know, Christian, you understand

0:35:10.160 --> 0:35:13.680
<v Speaker 13>what it's how stress it is for teaching to drive.

0:35:14.280 --> 0:35:17.000
<v Speaker 4>So what did she drive? Were you the supervisor?

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<v Speaker 13>I was a supervisor watch I was not responsible for

0:35:22.200 --> 0:35:25.920
<v Speaker 13>supervising her. She took She took drive through at Macca's

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<v Speaker 13>very seriously.

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<v Speaker 4>And literally literally what part of me did she hit?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 13>Well, they were in the drive through. She drove into

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<v Speaker 13>the wall, through the wall, put a great big hole

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<v Speaker 13>in the side of the wall at Macca's.

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<v Speaker 2>How quick are you going, cartoon.

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<v Speaker 4>Road runner? I mean you meant to just sort of nudge,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, nudge the car around there for way to

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<v Speaker 4>get it through a hole. How hungry were you?

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<v Speaker 13>I don't know. She was driving all over the road

0:36:03.840 --> 0:36:06.320
<v Speaker 13>and then all of a sudden she hit mark three

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<v Speaker 13>and then straight into the wall.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow. It's a test, I know for any driver. If

0:36:12.440 --> 0:36:14.919
<v Speaker 4>you go through any drive through, you do see quite

0:36:14.960 --> 0:36:16.960
<v Speaker 4>a few dings and stuff like that where you know,

0:36:17.080 --> 0:36:20.319
<v Speaker 4>people like this speaker. Sometimes it's like an angle where

0:36:20.360 --> 0:36:23.799
<v Speaker 4>someone's obviously walloped it over the weekend, you know, some

0:36:24.000 --> 0:36:26.600
<v Speaker 4>reved up tray or something. There are a lot there

0:36:26.600 --> 0:36:29.120
<v Speaker 4>are a lot of dings on those drive throughs. Bruce,

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you very much. Cool.

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<v Speaker 2>It is an important thing to learn, though. Have you

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<v Speaker 2>taken your daughter through the drive through yet? Christian?

0:36:35.080 --> 0:36:35.319
<v Speaker 13>Yeah?

0:36:35.719 --> 0:36:37.440
<v Speaker 4>Do you remember we had it on the show last year?

0:36:37.440 --> 0:36:39.000
<v Speaker 4>It was one of the first lessons I took her on.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I'll tell you what, she's a better driver for it,

0:36:41.320 --> 0:36:43.160
<v Speaker 4>because you've got to go around that little horseshoe and

0:36:43.160 --> 0:36:45.200
<v Speaker 4>you got it. It's a tight to get into it.

0:36:45.239 --> 0:36:47.520
<v Speaker 4>The one we go to in Sint Kilda. It's a

0:36:47.560 --> 0:36:49.200
<v Speaker 4>tight little you've got to be there. Trust me. You

0:36:49.239 --> 0:36:50.560
<v Speaker 4>know you don't want to know someone's need there for

0:36:50.600 --> 0:36:52.759
<v Speaker 4>a laugh. It's a tight thing to get into. She's

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<v Speaker 4>They should have it as part of their test, you know, honestly,

0:36:55.640 --> 0:36:57.520
<v Speaker 4>you know, you know you've got to do the parallel parking.

0:36:57.560 --> 0:36:59.480
<v Speaker 4>But I think it should be the Maca's drive through,

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<v Speaker 4>the ultimate test for how could you are as a driver? Amanda?

0:37:03.160 --> 0:37:05.560
<v Speaker 4>What did you drive into good morning?

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<v Speaker 10>In the eighties.

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<v Speaker 15>I was at Duntrue as staff and we drove through

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<v Speaker 15>the back gate, straight through the storage warehouse for the

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<v Speaker 15>war Memorial through to Havelin nine used to be three

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<v Speaker 15>now there's two, and we were stopped by a Russian

0:37:21.440 --> 0:37:24.400
<v Speaker 15>tank which we managed to didn't boy the old Kingswood.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm having trouble. Piece of all light together, Amanda.

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<v Speaker 4>So what were you want to run from the law?

0:37:31.760 --> 0:37:34.480
<v Speaker 4>I mean you drove through a fence and then run

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<v Speaker 4>into a tank. Is this down when Luise you were reconstructing.

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<v Speaker 15>My mate Rowan hadn't long had his license and he

0:37:42.120 --> 0:37:48.600
<v Speaker 15>was driving a automatic Kingswood and when he came up

0:37:48.600 --> 0:37:52.319
<v Speaker 15>over the guttha, he went oh shit and put his

0:37:52.440 --> 0:37:55.960
<v Speaker 15>foot fair on the accelerator instead of the break and

0:37:56.040 --> 0:37:59.200
<v Speaker 15>he went missed the huge pine trees, went between two

0:37:59.280 --> 0:38:02.359
<v Speaker 15>huge pine trees, straight through the wall the warehouse, through

0:38:02.360 --> 0:38:04.160
<v Speaker 15>the have them and nine they were restoring. He's been

0:38:04.200 --> 0:38:06.560
<v Speaker 15>through in the world. We demolished it for there's now

0:38:06.560 --> 0:38:09.160
<v Speaker 15>too and the Russian tank.

0:38:09.000 --> 0:38:11.640
<v Speaker 4>That was there. But those big old tanks, they're pretty

0:38:11.640 --> 0:38:14.359
<v Speaker 4>strong things. They're not going to be demolished by Kingswood.

0:38:15.520 --> 0:38:16.399
<v Speaker 15>Does it have the nine?

0:38:17.800 --> 0:38:20.120
<v Speaker 4>We haven't tested it for the would.

0:38:23.400 --> 0:38:25.440
<v Speaker 15>The tank was still, but the plane wasn't.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, the old to.

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<v Speaker 10>The poor batter who.

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<v Speaker 15>Was restoring it had put three thousand hours into it,

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<v Speaker 15>and he stood there and just burst into tears when

0:38:34.560 --> 0:38:41.879
<v Speaker 15>it saw.

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<v Speaker 4>Tanks, because that didn't happen that Brad Pitt movie fury.

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<v Speaker 4>They just splinters. Amanda, Thank you very much. You're cool.

0:38:46.120 --> 0:38:47.560
<v Speaker 4>Do you know what I think it is today affecting

0:38:47.600 --> 0:38:50.440
<v Speaker 4>the show? This stormy weather. It's playing with the listeners

0:38:50.440 --> 0:38:53.880
<v Speaker 4>frequency in their heads. I'll ask you again, what have

0:38:53.960 --> 0:38:57.240
<v Speaker 4>you driven into? Nine four one, O four three? Perhaps

0:38:57.239 --> 0:39:00.200
<v Speaker 4>you're responsible for those courses, the moment you had you

0:39:00.280 --> 0:39:01.399
<v Speaker 4>run over your husband for a laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>What did you drive into? Let's go to Craig.

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<v Speaker 10>Good morning, Craig, Good morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>Here you going, Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>Good buddy, and I hope you're right. So, Craig, what

0:39:16.880 --> 0:39:17.720
<v Speaker 4>did you drive into?

0:39:18.520 --> 0:39:22.759
<v Speaker 10>We drive into Michael Schumacher's F one Formula car at

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<v Speaker 10>the Grand Prix.

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<v Speaker 4>It's azing true story. So those cars are worth, like

0:39:28.800 --> 0:39:31.160
<v Speaker 4>you know, literally hundreds of millions.

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<v Speaker 10>Yes they are, but we're in a golf cart and

0:39:34.600 --> 0:39:38.400
<v Speaker 10>we're working niceift, can I say in uniform? And we

0:39:38.480 --> 0:39:40.840
<v Speaker 10>backed up. We thought let's get a let's get a

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<v Speaker 10>photo of the car bangs.

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<v Speaker 4>We saw a guard in the cars from people like

0:39:45.719 --> 0:39:49.000
<v Speaker 4>you don't have a look see around. You could be

0:39:49.000 --> 0:39:51.600
<v Speaker 4>for a rival team or something. A quick look at

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<v Speaker 4>loosen that bolt.

0:39:54.760 --> 0:39:57.120
<v Speaker 10>Were back into it and I'll tell you now you

0:39:57.200 --> 0:39:58.640
<v Speaker 10>call it a hit run, but we weren't going to

0:39:58.680 --> 0:40:00.200
<v Speaker 10>hang around. We were off in that golf car.

0:40:01.680 --> 0:40:04.359
<v Speaker 2>Also, I thought they would park him somewhere safer. Makes

0:40:04.360 --> 0:40:06.560
<v Speaker 2>it sound like he's just safe.

0:40:06.800 --> 0:40:08.440
<v Speaker 4>Australian Security cards.

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<v Speaker 2>On the show many times.

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<v Speaker 4>Many times we.

0:40:15.640 --> 0:40:17.120
<v Speaker 10>Had a blue uniform and lady said that.

0:40:17.200 --> 0:40:20.080
<v Speaker 4>But I'm up there now, And did you get some

0:40:20.120 --> 0:40:22.000
<v Speaker 4>good photos of Shoemaker's car.

0:40:22.719 --> 0:40:24.839
<v Speaker 10>We've got a quick photo. But I'll tell you what.

0:40:24.840 --> 0:40:26.960
<v Speaker 10>We weren't going to hang around. We just we just

0:40:27.000 --> 0:40:29.919
<v Speaker 10>talk over that golf cart to you know, five kilometers prayer.

0:40:30.000 --> 0:40:32.439
<v Speaker 10>But we just left it and we don't know whether

0:40:32.480 --> 0:40:35.160
<v Speaker 10>we did any damage because we weren't going to stick around.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, great, thank you very much, she called me. No,

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<v Speaker 4>it's Christian, thank you, Karening, good morning. I'm good. And

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<v Speaker 4>what did you drive into.

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<v Speaker 12>A police car?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh? Is a nightmare? So what happened? Tell us everything?

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<v Speaker 12>Okay, I just got my license. It was back in

0:40:58.239 --> 0:41:00.960
<v Speaker 12>the day, a hold.

0:41:00.719 --> 0:41:03.440
<v Speaker 16>In Trana Sunbird. It was just six yeliner.

0:41:04.120 --> 0:41:07.160
<v Speaker 12>I was happily going home from work and I didn't

0:41:07.160 --> 0:41:09.480
<v Speaker 12>stop very well on to a bird and I hit

0:41:09.520 --> 0:41:16.680
<v Speaker 12>the ployee came in front of me. Anyway, I talked

0:41:16.719 --> 0:41:18.440
<v Speaker 12>over to the side of the ride. I had a

0:41:18.440 --> 0:41:20.880
<v Speaker 12>bit of a can I little milkdown as you do

0:41:21.000 --> 0:41:25.279
<v Speaker 12>when you're young, throw and the consulted me so much

0:41:25.360 --> 0:41:26.800
<v Speaker 12>I went out within the sixth month.

0:41:29.200 --> 0:41:33.799
<v Speaker 4>This is this is amazing. This is there's so many

0:41:33.880 --> 0:41:37.800
<v Speaker 4>layers of this. Right. First of all, I've always wondered

0:41:37.800 --> 0:41:40.000
<v Speaker 4>about women's ability to do this. Be honest with me, like,

0:41:40.160 --> 0:41:42.640
<v Speaker 4>can I did you start crying on purpose?

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<v Speaker 12>To be honest with you. I was pretty scared because

0:41:47.920 --> 0:41:50.279
<v Speaker 12>when he got out to carry was about six foot

0:41:50.360 --> 0:41:57.240
<v Speaker 12>six and I'm fire foot three, and he's just really mad.

0:41:57.880 --> 0:42:01.279
<v Speaker 4>You're just driven into please call the police business. I

0:42:01.760 --> 0:42:02.680
<v Speaker 4>shunted around.

0:42:04.040 --> 0:42:06.960
<v Speaker 2>What's this guy so grumpy about?

0:42:08.360 --> 0:42:15.840
<v Speaker 4>Jesus? So? How quickly did he go from a you

0:42:15.880 --> 0:42:17.919
<v Speaker 4>know what? You play that too? What are you doing later?

0:42:18.040 --> 0:42:19.080
<v Speaker 4>You want to go for a drink and we can

0:42:19.080 --> 0:42:19.600
<v Speaker 4>forget about it?

0:42:20.560 --> 0:42:23.840
<v Speaker 12>I think because I've got really long legs and I

0:42:23.960 --> 0:42:26.520
<v Speaker 12>had a really nice ticket at the time. As soon

0:42:26.560 --> 0:42:28.960
<v Speaker 12>as he put his armor around me, pretty much decorry

0:42:28.960 --> 0:42:31.000
<v Speaker 12>that he was going to take me out.

0:42:32.120 --> 0:42:33.640
<v Speaker 2>This is a weird traffic stock.

0:42:36.280 --> 0:42:37.799
<v Speaker 4>And the thing about this is he wasn't really a

0:42:37.800 --> 0:42:41.760
<v Speaker 4>police officer. It's just an old trick to get dates.

0:42:42.440 --> 0:42:46.480
<v Speaker 4>Just driven into me to the car we're now going together,

0:42:47.080 --> 0:42:47.680
<v Speaker 4>police officer.

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<v Speaker 12>They didn't have all the technology do now, so absolutely

0:42:57.400 --> 0:42:59.480
<v Speaker 12>to get out of the tickets with right.

0:42:59.400 --> 0:43:05.840
<v Speaker 4>Top unraveling going on here, it's it's unbelievable. I've got

0:43:05.880 --> 0:43:07.319
<v Speaker 4>to watch this. Then at the end, so you went

0:43:07.360 --> 0:43:10.680
<v Speaker 4>out with him for six months? And then who broke

0:43:10.760 --> 0:43:11.160
<v Speaker 4>up with who?

0:43:13.000 --> 0:43:17.160
<v Speaker 12>Who was a lot older than me, and he he

0:43:17.280 --> 0:43:19.600
<v Speaker 12>worked old Right.

0:43:20.719 --> 0:43:23.080
<v Speaker 2>After six months you found time served and yeah, it

0:43:23.200 --> 0:43:26.520
<v Speaker 2>was a relationship all of six months older.

0:43:26.600 --> 0:43:29.640
<v Speaker 12>Now, well, I was eighteen and I kind of wanted

0:43:29.719 --> 0:43:31.719
<v Speaker 12>to get out with some hot guys instead of some

0:43:31.880 --> 0:43:32.319
<v Speaker 12>old cop.

0:43:32.960 --> 0:43:39.200
<v Speaker 4>Oh, dear, dear con I thank you very much giving

0:43:39.280 --> 0:43:39.640
<v Speaker 4>us a call.

0:43:40.520 --> 0:43:41.640
<v Speaker 12>I have a lovely di.

0:43:44.920 --> 0:43:45.840
<v Speaker 4>Gus. Good morning.

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<v Speaker 16>How are you Marte? Alright, what's up?

0:43:50.120 --> 0:43:51.360
<v Speaker 4>He drove into yourself?

0:43:51.960 --> 0:43:52.880
<v Speaker 16>No, that's correct.

0:43:53.120 --> 0:43:54.920
<v Speaker 2>Did you date yourself for six months? After that?

0:43:57.880 --> 0:43:59.200
<v Speaker 4>The breakout was very hard to do.

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<v Speaker 16>Has When I was in the Australian Army, I served

0:44:03.560 --> 0:44:05.960
<v Speaker 16>with two cab and they've got armored vehicles which are

0:44:06.000 --> 0:44:08.759
<v Speaker 16>like a tank. And in ninety ninety eight the cats

0:44:08.880 --> 0:44:11.320
<v Speaker 16>and floods happened and their vehicles went down to support

0:44:12.000 --> 0:44:15.360
<v Speaker 16>and evacuate people from Cassin through the floods. Wow, and

0:44:16.040 --> 0:44:18.600
<v Speaker 16>we were down there for about three weeks. I think

0:44:18.600 --> 0:44:21.840
<v Speaker 16>we were down there helping out got back. I wanted

0:44:21.880 --> 0:44:24.399
<v Speaker 16>to go to the boozer so bad. I've jumped out

0:44:24.440 --> 0:44:29.160
<v Speaker 16>of the armored vehicle, left the bloody handbrake off, then

0:44:29.320 --> 0:44:31.920
<v Speaker 16>Dipstick jumped in front of it, put his hands out

0:44:32.400 --> 0:44:36.600
<v Speaker 16>trying to stop a bloody tank. It broke me wrist,

0:44:38.080 --> 0:44:39.240
<v Speaker 16>but I still got to the boozer.

0:44:40.800 --> 0:44:43.439
<v Speaker 4>I mean, I've often been desperate to get to the pub,

0:44:43.480 --> 0:44:44.680
<v Speaker 4>you know, and you've got a bit of wiggle on,

0:44:44.760 --> 0:44:46.439
<v Speaker 4>a bit of a pace about you as you're walking

0:44:46.520 --> 0:44:49.480
<v Speaker 4>down the street. But to leave the handbrake off then

0:44:49.560 --> 0:44:53.200
<v Speaker 4>think that you you versus the tank. You're lucky only

0:44:53.280 --> 0:44:53.919
<v Speaker 4>broke your wrist.

0:44:54.719 --> 0:44:59.440
<v Speaker 16>Yeah, yeah, yes, I still have nightmares about it.

0:45:02.280 --> 0:45:07.400
<v Speaker 4>Sorry an end there to that one. Gussie boy, All right, Gus, you.

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<v Speaker 16>Take care now, Gods.

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<v Speaker 4>Today come on now playing nice guys.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the Christian Kyle's Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>So Jack, what's the latest with you guys getting ready

0:45:22.320 --> 0:45:25.040
<v Speaker 4>for the baby coming early March? Other than the fact

0:45:25.040 --> 0:45:27.480
<v Speaker 4>that you're now both sleeping on the couch because you

0:45:27.880 --> 0:45:29.720
<v Speaker 4>couldn't get the aircon fixed in your bedroom.

0:45:30.120 --> 0:45:33.160
<v Speaker 2>Well, we're we're doing everything we can to not get COVID.

0:45:33.320 --> 0:45:36.080
<v Speaker 2>As I told you on Tuesday, the yanchor's doctor said,

0:45:36.239 --> 0:45:39.640
<v Speaker 2>don't get COVID or you can't go to this hospital

0:45:39.760 --> 0:45:42.560
<v Speaker 2>to give birth. So we're trying to avoid it at

0:45:42.600 --> 0:45:44.600
<v Speaker 2>all costs. But having said that, we did have my

0:45:44.640 --> 0:45:46.080
<v Speaker 2>auntie and uncle over yesterday.

0:45:47.000 --> 0:45:49.839
<v Speaker 4>God, that defense is wow. We It's like the Star

0:45:49.920 --> 0:45:53.440
<v Speaker 4>Wars nuclear defense program, isn't it. My mom, auntie and

0:45:53.719 --> 0:45:55.960
<v Speaker 4>uncle came round. We're trying not to get it. But

0:45:56.000 --> 0:45:56.759
<v Speaker 4>two people came.

0:45:56.719 --> 0:45:59.800
<v Speaker 2>Round anytime my auntie comes to Melbourne. They live in

0:46:00.239 --> 0:46:02.399
<v Speaker 2>and Right, which is about a fifty minute drive. It's

0:46:02.520 --> 0:46:04.520
<v Speaker 2>like they're flying in from London. The way my mom

0:46:04.600 --> 0:46:07.080
<v Speaker 2>cames is like, now your auntie is going to be

0:46:07.120 --> 0:46:10.080
<v Speaker 2>in Melbourne tomorrow. It's well, she only lives. We could

0:46:10.120 --> 0:46:12.080
<v Speaker 2>get through in forty five minutes if we wanted. But

0:46:12.280 --> 0:46:14.640
<v Speaker 2>my auntie coming to Melbourne is apparently a big thing.

0:46:14.800 --> 0:46:17.920
<v Speaker 2>So we had her visit. She visited yesterday and we

0:46:18.040 --> 0:46:20.440
<v Speaker 2>put out some popcorn on the table for her in this.

0:46:20.560 --> 0:46:22.960
<v Speaker 4>Oh wow, real treat. I'll that big old outload drive

0:46:23.480 --> 0:46:24.240
<v Speaker 4>some pop content.

0:46:24.400 --> 0:46:29.040
<v Speaker 2>She ate popcorn popcorn is an underrated snack. People think

0:46:29.080 --> 0:46:32.879
<v Speaker 2>it's just for movies, but it can feed an entirely

0:46:33.600 --> 0:46:34.799
<v Speaker 2>a family member.

0:46:34.760 --> 0:46:37.320
<v Speaker 5>And about the most dangerous thing if she has got COVID.

0:46:37.360 --> 0:46:38.439
<v Speaker 5>Everyone putting their hands.

0:46:40.440 --> 0:46:43.279
<v Speaker 4>I mean you began by saying we're doing everything we can,

0:46:43.440 --> 0:46:44.880
<v Speaker 4>and it turns out you don't know that you can

0:46:44.960 --> 0:46:48.600
<v Speaker 4>to get it. Also, I mean it literally says we

0:46:48.680 --> 0:46:51.120
<v Speaker 4>couldn't be asked to make any effort with some snacks.

0:46:51.160 --> 0:46:53.440
<v Speaker 4>I put this in something for twenty seconds in the

0:46:53.520 --> 0:46:54.760
<v Speaker 4>microwaves and popcorn.

0:46:54.880 --> 0:46:56.800
<v Speaker 2>Guys, this is not a story about the popcorn. This

0:46:56.880 --> 0:46:59.120
<v Speaker 2>is a story about the popcorm.

0:46:59.440 --> 0:47:02.000
<v Speaker 4>If I've driven an hour to see some stinking old

0:47:02.080 --> 0:47:07.279
<v Speaker 4>typewae nephew, right at the airs is a bowld of

0:47:07.320 --> 0:47:08.239
<v Speaker 4>sweaty popcorn.

0:47:08.920 --> 0:47:11.280
<v Speaker 2>If we make good, we actually make really good popcorn.

0:47:11.360 --> 0:47:12.920
<v Speaker 2>It's just as good as you get at the movies.

0:47:14.440 --> 0:47:16.520
<v Speaker 2>The soul and butter ratio is perfect.

0:47:16.800 --> 0:47:19.040
<v Speaker 4>Oh no, wonder they come all the boys in the yard.

0:47:21.320 --> 0:47:24.520
<v Speaker 2>Away my aunt Anyway, my auntie sees the serving dish

0:47:24.560 --> 0:47:26.759
<v Speaker 2>which we put the popcorn in, and she has a

0:47:26.840 --> 0:47:28.520
<v Speaker 2>strange look on her face. Now, this is a dish

0:47:28.560 --> 0:47:31.919
<v Speaker 2>that Bianca got at a bizarre and she loves those

0:47:32.000 --> 0:47:35.880
<v Speaker 2>kind of old timy markets and trinkets, trinkets, she loves

0:47:35.960 --> 0:47:39.640
<v Speaker 2>those places. She picked this up before Christmas, the butter dish, sir, Yes,

0:47:39.880 --> 0:47:43.920
<v Speaker 2>she loves any kind of dish, any kind of plate, saucepin.

0:47:44.320 --> 0:47:46.560
<v Speaker 2>This is like it looks like a big coffee mug,

0:47:46.640 --> 0:47:49.520
<v Speaker 2>actually oversized coffee mug. Is a big bowl, and we've

0:47:49.520 --> 0:47:52.440
<v Speaker 2>been serving salads in it. We served it at Christmas,

0:47:52.560 --> 0:47:55.120
<v Speaker 2>we served it at New Year's yesterday. My Auntie looked

0:47:55.160 --> 0:47:57.120
<v Speaker 2>at it and goes, well, that's actually a common dish

0:47:57.200 --> 0:47:59.279
<v Speaker 2>from when I was a little girl. And it's not

0:47:59.400 --> 0:48:03.319
<v Speaker 2>a dish, it's what we used for peen in during

0:48:03.360 --> 0:48:07.080
<v Speaker 2>the night. I said what she said, Yeah, before we

0:48:07.200 --> 0:48:09.799
<v Speaker 2>had when we only had an outhouse, you would keep

0:48:09.960 --> 0:48:12.719
<v Speaker 2>that what you've got there pot next to your bed

0:48:12.920 --> 0:48:16.759
<v Speaker 2>so that during the night you could peet. We've been

0:48:16.840 --> 0:48:17.560
<v Speaker 2>serving dinner.

0:48:18.120 --> 0:48:20.840
<v Speaker 4>It wasn't your She's not saying that you see my peapot.

0:48:21.120 --> 0:48:22.759
<v Speaker 2>She's saying they're common. She said.

0:48:23.440 --> 0:48:25.040
<v Speaker 4>She was saying that she'd realized that the pot that

0:48:25.640 --> 0:48:27.759
<v Speaker 4>had actually was our old peopot that would be one

0:48:27.800 --> 0:48:29.720
<v Speaker 4>of that salt ratio was a bit off.

0:48:31.080 --> 0:48:32.759
<v Speaker 2>Her name was written on the bottom of the pot.

0:48:33.840 --> 0:48:36.040
<v Speaker 2>She just said, every family when I was a kid,

0:48:36.160 --> 0:48:38.400
<v Speaker 2>every family had one, and that that's what it is.

0:48:38.440 --> 0:48:40.480
<v Speaker 2>There's no mistaking that is a pisspot.

0:48:40.600 --> 0:48:42.320
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, chamber pot. But I think this was like, you know,

0:48:42.320 --> 0:48:43.279
<v Speaker 4>one hundred years ago.

0:48:43.440 --> 0:48:46.239
<v Speaker 2>That's what it is like outhouses, peen in a pot.

0:48:46.400 --> 0:48:47.600
<v Speaker 2>It sounds like medieval.

0:48:47.680 --> 0:48:52.959
<v Speaker 4>Did you have a peapot? Pats? Yeah, nt pats.

0:48:54.880 --> 0:48:55.479
<v Speaker 2>Pea pot?

0:48:55.640 --> 0:48:55.759
<v Speaker 4>Pa.

0:48:57.800 --> 0:49:00.439
<v Speaker 8>My one of my grandma's deep though, because she leaves out,

0:49:00.719 --> 0:49:02.600
<v Speaker 8>you know, out on the farm, and she had an

0:49:02.880 --> 0:49:06.000
<v Speaker 8>outback loo and you get spiders and snakes in the

0:49:06.080 --> 0:49:08.399
<v Speaker 8>summer out there, so she had work in the loop.

0:49:08.719 --> 0:49:10.000
<v Speaker 5>Absolutely you would.

0:49:10.000 --> 0:49:12.200
<v Speaker 4>At least they were well manner, don't they using a

0:49:12.320 --> 0:49:14.680
<v Speaker 4>toilet to go do the spider poos in?

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<v Speaker 2>So it's almost now sixty or seventy years at least

0:49:17.640 --> 0:49:19.759
<v Speaker 2>sent it's been peeing, So I assume it's clean enough

0:49:19.840 --> 0:49:23.520
<v Speaker 2>to serve salads, popcorn sides.

0:49:24.480 --> 0:49:27.200
<v Speaker 4>Would all of that come on? It's had lots of

0:49:27.239 --> 0:49:29.480
<v Speaker 4>people's pean out. No, I wouldn't eat out of it.

0:49:29.680 --> 0:49:31.440
<v Speaker 2>What if we run it through the dishwasher twice?

0:49:31.760 --> 0:49:33.759
<v Speaker 4>No, no, not even then? I know what people have

0:49:33.880 --> 0:49:36.640
<v Speaker 4>been doing into it. No, it's disgusting your poor auntie,

0:49:37.239 --> 0:49:38.239
<v Speaker 4>Poor Auntie.

0:49:38.040 --> 0:49:41.560
<v Speaker 1>The Christian Connall Show podcast, Patsy.

0:49:41.680 --> 0:49:44.879
<v Speaker 4>But I'm lucky that the kids start to go back

0:49:44.920 --> 0:49:47.239
<v Speaker 4>to school today and tomorrow. I mean, I don't know

0:49:47.320 --> 0:49:51.600
<v Speaker 4>it's Thursday or Friday. I mean, but Audi goes back Monday.

0:49:51.760 --> 0:49:54.960
<v Speaker 4>So I've been making myself very very unpopular for the

0:49:55.080 --> 0:49:57.719
<v Speaker 4>kid to get this. Then since Saturday, I've decided to try,

0:49:57.760 --> 0:50:00.279
<v Speaker 4>and I go in their bedrooms at eight o'clock start

0:50:00.320 --> 0:50:05.880
<v Speaker 4>waking them up. Round they go. And if you've seen

0:50:06.040 --> 0:50:08.200
<v Speaker 4>like a fifteen year old and a seventeen year old

0:50:08.200 --> 0:50:11.279
<v Speaker 4>at that time, and they're like, why you do It's

0:50:11.320 --> 0:50:13.839
<v Speaker 4>not what I mean said. It's not eleven o'clock yet

0:50:15.719 --> 0:50:18.680
<v Speaker 4>six weeks of the good times when I.

0:50:18.760 --> 0:50:20.080
<v Speaker 7>Go out scho Thursday.

0:50:20.120 --> 0:50:22.160
<v Speaker 4>But I'm telling mom why you're doing it, so that

0:50:22.280 --> 0:50:25.440
<v Speaker 4>you need to start getting ready now. It's such a

0:50:25.600 --> 0:50:30.200
<v Speaker 4>basic white dad. I got thrown in my face again

0:50:30.200 --> 0:50:32.520
<v Speaker 4>because I'm training even yes still on the public holiday.

0:50:32.880 --> 0:50:34.799
<v Speaker 4>I was waking them up at eight o'clock and they

0:50:35.320 --> 0:50:38.200
<v Speaker 4>they are filthy. Then then I made them go, and

0:50:38.320 --> 0:50:39.840
<v Speaker 4>once they were I made them going. I want the

0:50:39.880 --> 0:50:42.520
<v Speaker 4>school bags open now. I don't know how you can

0:50:42.600 --> 0:50:45.840
<v Speaker 4>live like this right where you dump a bag in

0:50:45.920 --> 0:50:47.920
<v Speaker 4>the corner of your bedroom at the last air school,

0:50:48.239 --> 0:50:51.080
<v Speaker 4>and then six or seven weeks later you open up

0:50:51.440 --> 0:50:53.960
<v Speaker 4>it had like moldy I presume it's moldy fruit. I mean,

0:50:54.000 --> 0:50:56.680
<v Speaker 4>then there could be the next COVID variant coming out.

0:50:56.719 --> 0:50:59.880
<v Speaker 4>Those school bags being opened up this week. It's disgusting.

0:51:00.000 --> 0:51:03.200
<v Speaker 4>It's like bag zero. Then it's the homework and it's

0:51:03.280 --> 0:51:05.160
<v Speaker 4>a big year in our house for both the girls,

0:51:05.239 --> 0:51:07.840
<v Speaker 4>right especially Ruby. Today is get this, guys, right? You

0:51:07.840 --> 0:51:10.120
<v Speaker 4>remember when you first met Ruby, she was a lot

0:51:10.239 --> 0:51:13.080
<v Speaker 4>younger than now, four odd years ago. Today is the

0:51:13.440 --> 0:51:17.120
<v Speaker 4>first day of her last school year. She starts year

0:51:17.120 --> 0:51:17.720
<v Speaker 4>twelve today.

0:51:18.000 --> 0:51:20.800
<v Speaker 2>Crazy yeah, I remember going to her fourteenth birthday.

0:51:21.160 --> 0:51:24.040
<v Speaker 4>I remember well because for some reason you ordered oysters

0:51:24.080 --> 0:51:27.719
<v Speaker 4>as a starter. No one else had them. We all

0:51:27.800 --> 0:51:29.840
<v Speaker 4>looked to each other. I've only just met him a

0:51:29.880 --> 0:51:32.000
<v Speaker 4>couple of weeks ago. Don't know if it be sticking

0:51:32.000 --> 0:51:34.080
<v Speaker 4>around on the show on this I had to pick

0:51:34.160 --> 0:51:39.520
<v Speaker 4>up the tap who is invited to a fourteen girls dinner?

0:51:39.719 --> 0:51:42.719
<v Speaker 4>And then yeah, why not Tuesday night, I'll have some oysters.

0:51:43.760 --> 0:51:46.160
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know that was an odd request at the time. Now,

0:51:46.280 --> 0:51:48.239
<v Speaker 2>looking back on it, I see that that was a

0:51:48.280 --> 0:51:50.520
<v Speaker 2>little bit strange, especially because nobody else ordered it.

0:51:51.440 --> 0:51:54.279
<v Speaker 4>So if her eighteenth is in July, right and a

0:51:54.400 --> 0:51:56.640
<v Speaker 4>big deal? Do you remember the lit to countdown the

0:51:56.760 --> 0:51:59.360
<v Speaker 4>count up to being eighteen? She can obviously take a

0:51:59.440 --> 0:52:02.239
<v Speaker 4>driving test, but the big thing, big thing is your

0:52:02.320 --> 0:52:05.080
<v Speaker 4>eighteenth party. What did you guys do? What did you

0:52:05.160 --> 0:52:05.480
<v Speaker 4>guys do?

0:52:06.000 --> 0:52:07.400
<v Speaker 2>I had a mum and dad's place.

0:52:07.640 --> 0:52:08.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's what she wants to do.

0:52:08.920 --> 0:52:11.200
<v Speaker 2>Then they banded parties at our house for evermore.

0:52:11.840 --> 0:52:14.400
<v Speaker 4>See I know what's happening, right, I know. She goes, oh,

0:52:14.440 --> 0:52:16.879
<v Speaker 4>we just want to have it here. People love people

0:52:16.960 --> 0:52:18.960
<v Speaker 4>normally have at their eighteenth And then Lois and the

0:52:18.960 --> 0:52:21.319
<v Speaker 4>young consisted goes, oh, yeah, do you what happened at

0:52:21.360 --> 0:52:24.320
<v Speaker 4>Peshi's last year there? The parents then got trashed and

0:52:24.360 --> 0:52:26.319
<v Speaker 4>they're like laughing and going, I don't want to get

0:52:26.360 --> 0:52:29.320
<v Speaker 4>the place trashed. Do you remember that eighteen? I remember

0:52:29.440 --> 0:52:32.640
<v Speaker 4>trashing makes place you did not care. I didn't care

0:52:33.360 --> 0:52:37.719
<v Speaker 4>about trashy and I'm not gonna like it. I stop

0:52:37.920 --> 0:52:40.399
<v Speaker 4>being trashed. They're going to any of the vinyl I'm

0:52:40.400 --> 0:52:42.600
<v Speaker 4>gonna have a melt down here, so they said, and

0:52:42.680 --> 0:52:44.440
<v Speaker 4>we don't want you there when look, we have to

0:52:44.520 --> 0:52:46.640
<v Speaker 4>be here for safety, and like, well you've gotta stay

0:52:46.680 --> 0:52:49.239
<v Speaker 4>out the way, stay in the garage. You can stay

0:52:49.280 --> 0:52:51.960
<v Speaker 4>for eight hours. Well kind of Shenanigan's going onunder the door.

0:52:52.320 --> 0:52:54.400
<v Speaker 4>She said, Oh, you know, the music's really important, you know,

0:52:54.480 --> 0:52:57.160
<v Speaker 4>because it gets really awkward if there's like alaala and

0:52:57.239 --> 0:52:59.920
<v Speaker 4>stuff like that, you know, and they're so self conscious now,

0:53:00.440 --> 0:53:02.959
<v Speaker 4>you know, about who's having the better party and or something.

0:53:03.440 --> 0:53:06.080
<v Speaker 4>So I said, look, we could we could just hire

0:53:06.120 --> 0:53:08.640
<v Speaker 4>a DJ, and then I worked out way that I

0:53:08.719 --> 0:53:10.399
<v Speaker 4>could be Then keeping on what's going on, I said,

0:53:10.520 --> 0:53:11.800
<v Speaker 4>what don't IDJ.

0:53:12.320 --> 0:53:13.919
<v Speaker 2>In a costume like daft punk?

0:53:14.280 --> 0:53:16.680
<v Speaker 4>So they don't know that your dad, what's it called?

0:53:16.719 --> 0:53:21.160
<v Speaker 4>Is that mouse Guy? Dead Mouse Dad?

0:53:21.880 --> 0:53:24.640
<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell's show podcast.

0:53:24.760 --> 0:53:26.960
<v Speaker 4>I Reckon Maybe on tomorrows show we get back into

0:53:28.000 --> 0:53:33.440
<v Speaker 4>eighteenth eighteenth pro you said, Tom just told me about

0:53:33.440 --> 0:53:38.279
<v Speaker 4>an eighteenth his mate had where his mate had dug

0:53:38.360 --> 0:53:42.680
<v Speaker 4>out a wrestling pit in the backyard for them to wrestle.

0:53:43.320 --> 0:53:46.840
<v Speaker 4>He's from New Zealand. What I've never heard of an

0:53:46.880 --> 0:53:49.680
<v Speaker 4>eighteenth like that? Way, young men are getting their wrestle on.

0:53:50.440 --> 0:53:52.720
<v Speaker 4>That's a very kind of where are the girls?

0:53:52.800 --> 0:53:53.160
<v Speaker 7>Why is it?

0:53:55.480 --> 0:54:01.520
<v Speaker 4>And it was a toga party? What I mean? I'm

0:54:01.560 --> 0:54:04.600
<v Speaker 4>now really nervous about Ruby's eighteenth that if actually wants

0:54:04.680 --> 0:54:08.319
<v Speaker 4>to have it here, find all your shovels. Yeah, she's

0:54:08.360 --> 0:54:12.160
<v Speaker 4>gonna hire a little commot and digger to herself. All right,

0:54:12.239 --> 0:54:19.600
<v Speaker 4>let's get in the into today's time waster. All right,

0:54:19.680 --> 0:54:25.840
<v Speaker 4>this morning's at work time waster. This is an amazing story.

0:54:26.800 --> 0:54:30.960
<v Speaker 4>An injured swan. It's called several hours of delay for

0:54:31.440 --> 0:54:36.200
<v Speaker 4>London commuters. Swans are terrifying animals. My mum always used

0:54:36.200 --> 0:54:38.919
<v Speaker 4>to warm me about the power of swans, how one

0:54:39.480 --> 0:54:42.360
<v Speaker 4>swing of its wing could break a man's arm in half.

0:54:42.760 --> 0:54:44.279
<v Speaker 2>I've never heard that room much.

0:54:44.600 --> 0:54:47.279
<v Speaker 4>Oh god, yeah, yeah, yeah, very vicious birds. That's why

0:54:47.320 --> 0:54:50.759
<v Speaker 4>the Queen has them on their own private army. Yeah,

0:54:50.960 --> 0:54:53.879
<v Speaker 4>tax swans. The swan block to change of the tracks,

0:54:53.880 --> 0:54:55.960
<v Speaker 4>I'm guessing because obviously the people work there too, front

0:54:56.000 --> 0:54:58.680
<v Speaker 4>to anywhere near that swamp. We're getting cut straight in half.

0:54:59.080 --> 0:55:02.000
<v Speaker 4>Took four hours to be rescued from the tracks, This

0:55:02.440 --> 0:55:05.319
<v Speaker 4>injured swan. So today's time waste. We're looking for your

0:55:05.440 --> 0:55:09.520
<v Speaker 4>late movies. Make a movie lates, What are yours like,

0:55:09.640 --> 0:55:14.840
<v Speaker 4>Jackie Boy, Oh, they'll do. That's the spirit. That is

0:55:14.920 --> 0:55:15.440
<v Speaker 4>the spirit.

0:55:15.520 --> 0:55:16.440
<v Speaker 2>I reckon if you will.

0:55:18.560 --> 0:55:23.280
<v Speaker 4>With another three shows and he's into that'll do all right, Sampang.

0:55:23.880 --> 0:55:26.719
<v Speaker 4>Let's do them. Then make a movie late. I've got

0:55:26.840 --> 0:55:34.640
<v Speaker 4>Girl with the unfinished Tattoo, Silver, Space Traffic, Jam Ye Gold. Oh,

0:55:34.800 --> 0:55:37.560
<v Speaker 4>it's bumping and bump in the old Galaxy Today, Boss

0:55:39.800 --> 0:55:42.520
<v Speaker 4>Car Trouble and Little China. Sorry, I'm late, Kurt Russell

0:55:42.719 --> 0:55:49.320
<v Speaker 4>Gold Batman begins getting out of bed. Commission of Gordon

0:55:49.400 --> 0:55:55.359
<v Speaker 4>needed you an hour ago, Batman, Bronze dude, first dude

0:55:55.360 --> 0:55:59.120
<v Speaker 4>of the year. Get ready, dude, where's my keys? What

0:55:59.200 --> 0:56:01.680
<v Speaker 4>about the cars? Keys? Can I start that car?

0:56:02.200 --> 0:56:02.480
<v Speaker 13>And the.

0:56:04.800 --> 0:56:08.160
<v Speaker 4>The outlaw Dozy Whales. You're supposed to be at midday

0:56:08.280 --> 0:56:10.120
<v Speaker 4>for the high noon showdown? Where were you?

0:56:10.280 --> 0:56:10.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

0:56:10.560 --> 0:56:12.040
<v Speaker 4>Sorry, it's snooze.

0:56:12.480 --> 0:56:15.160
<v Speaker 2>Gold for the performance? I felt like I was in

0:56:15.239 --> 0:56:15.920
<v Speaker 2>the wild West?

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<v Speaker 4>Is clear Eastwood?

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<v Speaker 6>Here?

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<v Speaker 4>Where's Christian God? Jack? What if you've got for your mate?

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<v Speaker 4>Do make a movie? Late?

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<v Speaker 2>Late movies slack to the future. Oh, they're never going

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<v Speaker 2>to make it to nineteen fifty five with that attitude.

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<v Speaker 4>Gold downgraded the bronze for the performance.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh this is this is what happens when you're later school.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll get a sure shanked attention.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah that's good, that's gold. That's good.

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<v Speaker 2>This is where it starts to struggle to be honest. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we loved La La Land, but we won't put up

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<v Speaker 2>with late Late Land.

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<v Speaker 4>Sounds like a sort of client doing a live read.

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<v Speaker 4>That delivery is shocking.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me rescue it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, end on something better than that. Come on, you're

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<v Speaker 4>better than this.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, these guys are always late. They're the teenage ninja

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<v Speaker 2>mutant doodles. I'm giving it gold, I'll take it.

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<v Speaker 4>Dordles. What a lovely old timy words or to doord along.

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<v Speaker 4>I love that all right, So make a movie late.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the time wastedday. What have you got text? Yours too?

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<v Speaker 4>He said, I've forgotten. I've gotten the text number more

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<v Speaker 4>oh four three eight?

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<v Speaker 13>No, this is that.

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<v Speaker 4>That's why I giving up my mobile one O four

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<v Speaker 4>three You got it, baby, that'll do.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>By Today's time Wasters. We're asking you to make a

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<v Speaker 4>movie late Jack. Are you ready to mark lunch at Tiffany's.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a big sleep in Gold.

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<v Speaker 4>That's from Jay. Well done walking, Miss Daisy.

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<v Speaker 2>That will take longer. Silver.

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<v Speaker 4>Caddy Slack said of Caddy Shack, Silver, Delady and the

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<v Speaker 4>tramp Delayedy Gold. I love that. That's great. A drawbridge

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<v Speaker 4>over the river KOI lot slow them along without that

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<v Speaker 4>bridge that the trains can get over. Silver plus lazy

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<v Speaker 4>rich Asians Gold. Who's that from Libby? That is that's

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<v Speaker 4>worthy of a Gold plus that's very smart. Slept in

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<v Speaker 4>in Seattle Silver plus tough like Aiden, the matrix still

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<v Speaker 4>loading at the old buffering speed.

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<v Speaker 2>Gold plus well, very.

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<v Speaker 4>Smart a mark one walked around the Cuckoo's next Bronze

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<v Speaker 4>snakes have delayed the plane. I kind of like it though,

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<v Speaker 4>Greg dropping off Miss Daisy. You can walk the rest

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<v Speaker 4>from here. Silver, lare room with a queue plody, great

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<v Speaker 4>cue to get into that room with a view. Gold

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<v Speaker 4>very good Andy Tuesday night at Bernie's.

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<v Speaker 13>Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 4>Bronze men who stare at traffic Bronze, God, isn't that

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<v Speaker 4>I missed it? Gold, that's really smart. The pursuits of

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<v Speaker 4>tardiness Silver Pussy, the Late Gatsby Silver and point t

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<v Speaker 4>break silver Puss.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, you're listening to the Christian o'crls show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>I liked journal wedding disc Go sure, I believe How

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<v Speaker 4>are you Aunties? That's on the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>This can be your first number at Ruby's eighteen.

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<v Speaker 4>Whoa having a good time. We're going to slow things

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<v Speaker 4>down now, Lady in red cash Man's coming up in

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<v Speaker 4>half an hour. All right, let's talk about tomorrow's show.

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<v Speaker 4>Today we start to get into this earlier. Yeah, big year,

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<v Speaker 4>there'd be a lot of mums and dads getting ready

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<v Speaker 4>for their I was about to say kids, they're they're

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<v Speaker 4>not kids anymore. My daughter on a wedy to school

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<v Speaker 4>right now in the school in the car with my wife.

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<v Speaker 4>She's starting year twelve, huge years. She turns obviously eighteen

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<v Speaker 4>this year and yesterday, getting excited about the prom in

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<v Speaker 4>ten months time, in July or eighteenth, and she wants

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<v Speaker 4>to have it at home. We know what happens when

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<v Speaker 4>you have an eighteenth house. Whoever's house is. It's the law,

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<v Speaker 4>isn't it I think is actually teenage law. It gets trashed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then you can try your best to keep

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<v Speaker 2>it all outside, but they will make it indoors.

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<v Speaker 4>So tomorrow we want to get into what happened at

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<v Speaker 4>the eighteenth. I also be curious to speak to anyone

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<v Speaker 4>and whether it is just our producer Tom who an

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<v Speaker 4>eighteenth he went to when he was eighteen in New Zealand.

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<v Speaker 4>His mate had dug out a wrestling pit in the

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<v Speaker 4>back yard for all the boys to wrestle. Don't know

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<v Speaker 4>if we get any other ones on that jack.

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<v Speaker 2>To you it might be a popular tradition in New

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<v Speaker 2>Zealand that we don't know about.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, we don't to hear about all about your eighteenth.

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<v Speaker 4>Also on tomorrow's show, we Friday we'll be getting back

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<v Speaker 4>in for the first time this year to knock off

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<v Speaker 4>Friday and we were talking about mum warnings as well.

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<v Speaker 4>What did your mum always warn you about? That is

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<v Speaker 4>tomorrow's show today. If you want to get in that

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<v Speaker 4>early love getting your emails in earlytle a party, you

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<v Speaker 4>can email me Christian at christiano'connell dot com dot au.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you very much, listen to the show today and

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<v Speaker 4>all the crazy call stay safe from the storm and

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<v Speaker 4>the thunder. We are back tomorrow morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Take care. The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast