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Speaker 1: It's a women Woody podcast mini but when you're in

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Speaker 1: blather on for half an hour.

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Speaker 2: Right now, we're playing the match game Will and Waddies.

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Speaker 3: Match would, so we see if you're the perfect match

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Speaker 3: with your partner. We ask a couple of the same

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Speaker 3: three awkward questions and see if their answer is match.

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Speaker 2: Today, we've got Ebony and Alan who join us.

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Speaker 3: Allan is currently on mute, he can't hear us, we

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Speaker 2: And we've got the lovely Ebony who joins us. Welcome

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Speaker 2: to the show, Ebone.

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Speaker 4: Hello, tell us a bit about you and Allan.

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Speaker 5: Ebony, So, we've been together for almost three years now,

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Speaker 5: and I like to think we're a bit goofy, so

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Speaker 5: I think this is a great time for us.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm ready here.

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Speaker 3: Ebony, that you you were best mates when you're fourteen,

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Speaker 3: Is that right?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you're best friends when you're fourteen. Apparently you

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Speaker 3: did actually start dating then, but then then you dumped him,

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Speaker 3: is that right?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I guess right, and then.

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Speaker 3: Four years later you picked it back up again. So

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Speaker 3: obviously you felt some sort of a drawback to a dog.

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Speaker 6: Oh definitely, what.

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Speaker 4: Wasn't Did he get better looking? Did he get through

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Speaker 4: his awkward stage? Bill?

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Speaker 1: Go through an awkward stage? Yeah, glow, you're going to

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Speaker 1: sweep that away. But no, shed the puppy fat and

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Speaker 1: on the bigger and better things. All right, great?

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Speaker 3: So since then you've been together for three years, you're

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Speaker 3: both twenty one. Sounds like you're very cute together. Are

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Speaker 3: you ready to go? You're ready to play the match game?

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Speaker 5: Eb Yeah, I'm ready.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's do it. First question and he will get

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Speaker 3: the same questions. Remember on the other side of the song, ebanie,

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Speaker 3: what is your most disgusting habit?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 6: God, well know, Alan's going to say that I tend

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Speaker 6: to fart quite a lot.

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Speaker 5: So yeah, we'll go with that.

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Speaker 4: What do you mean by quite a lot? There?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we like to one up each other and he

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Speaker 5: a lot too.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 4: So, but who takes the bacon there? Like you do? You?

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Speaker 4: Are you better than him? Or is it a pretty

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Nah, definitely not better?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 2: All right, right, well I like that honesty there. To

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Speaker 4: As a farer. I dot my cap to you eveny

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Speaker 4: Well done?

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Speaker 3: All right, next question, eany have you got a secret

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Speaker 3: couple name that you use for each other?

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Speaker 7: Oh, put me on the spot, that's the point.

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Speaker 5: No, not particularly, nothing cheesy. We just use the boring land.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what are the boring ones? What's the most what's

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Speaker 4: the most common go to?

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Speaker 5: Oh, this is gonna be fun.

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Speaker 7: We just say, babe, diet at all.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever fantasized about one of his mates?

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Speaker 3: And?

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Speaker 5: If so, absolutely not?

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Speaker 2: Which which one?

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Speaker 4: Which one?

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Speaker 2: If you whatever?

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Speaker 3: We say, if you were too fantasize about one of

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Speaker 3: his mates, which one would have been?

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Speaker 5: Uh, let's say Peter.

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Speaker 4: And what's Peter go going for him?

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Speaker 5: Not a lot for me, that's.

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well anything, he's got to have a redeeming feature.

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Speaker 8: If you've plucked him, he's very hand.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, sounds like a lie. All right, great and

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Speaker 2: final question here. We always like to dial it up

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Speaker 2: with the final question in the match game. What's your

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Speaker 2: least favorite sex physician?

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Speaker 6: Missionary?

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Speaker 4: Wow? Wow? Always blows my mind when people say missionary.

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Speaker 4: How wilder people? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I know, I feel like we will you And I

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Speaker 4: Pretty bloody solo? Alright?

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Speaker 2: Ebony? Alright, are you sure that's that's your answer there?

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Speaker 5: Definitely.

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Speaker 4: Why are you giggling? Why are you giggling there, Ebony?

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Speaker 5: It's so funny.

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Speaker 6: I know he's gonna laugh.

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Speaker 2: Are playing the match game?

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Speaker 4: Will and.

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Speaker 3: Make me?

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Speaker 7: Ma?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: That's the way this works.

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Speaker 3: Is a couple who think they're pretty bloody good. We

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Speaker 3: find out if they are the perfect match. We asked

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Speaker 3: in the same awkward questions, and then match their answers

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Speaker 3: live on the airwaves. We've got Ebony and Allan. There

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Speaker 3: are a couple today, both twenty one. Met when they

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Speaker 3: were fourteen. She dumped him at fourteen, Alan, Alan's joined

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Speaker 3: the party. Welcome Alan, that's just a bit of this,

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Speaker 3: just a slip of the slander that she's been flying

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Speaker 3: around on the airwave as well. You have been muted,

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Speaker 3: my friend, So now's your chance for a bit of retribution. Yep, yep.

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Speaker 4: How did you say it? Alan? Did you did you

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Speaker 4: get dumped?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yeah I did?

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Speaker 6: Fourteen?

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Speaker 8: She was this one. Yes, she said, you really improved

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Speaker 8: over the next four or five years.

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Speaker 4: Well, I hope so, I hope so so.

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Speaker 2: Now, so you've been together for three years, Alan, you're

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Speaker 2: a car salesman.

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Speaker 3: Is that right?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 4: I am okay.

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Speaker 3: And she's moved to Melbourne for you as well, so

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Speaker 3: you know, it sounds like the relationship is a full

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Speaker 3: steamer head mate.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course I'm moved into to Melbourne.

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Speaker 2: For her again.

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Speaker 4: So she done to a fourteen? Your has moved into

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I kind of followed.

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Speaker 3: So that's nice, mate. You sound like you're a great dude.

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Speaker 3: Ebnie sounds like she's a she's a wonderful woman as well.

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Speaker 2: Let's get into it.

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Speaker 3: Well, let's let's get into the first question, Alan, what

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Speaker 3: is Ebnie? What's Ebanie's most disgusting habit?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 7: Oh, she fasts a lot.

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Speaker 4: How much is a lot?

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Speaker 1: Like I'd be sitting down you just smell like rotten

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Speaker 1: eggs and then you know, bang.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean?

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Speaker 4: How often are we talking?

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Speaker 1: If you.

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Speaker 4: Probably every night?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Does she clear?

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Speaker 2: She clears the room? Does she clear THEO?

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Speaker 4: She does?

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Speaker 3: She does?

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Speaker 2: Wow, Well she agrees with you.

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Speaker 6: Alan, Alan's gonna say that I tend to fart quite

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Speaker 6: a lot.

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Speaker 5: We would like to one up each other, and he

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Speaker 5: a lot too.

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Speaker 3: Had to swipe at you on the way out, though,

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Speaker 3: since she seem to think that you fought as much

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Speaker 3: as her. Alane, Okay, game on.

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Speaker 8: Then sounds like this game on tonight. Don't light a match, okay, Ellen.

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Speaker 3: Next question, has Ebony ever fantasized about one of your mates?

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Speaker 2: And if so, which one?

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Speaker 7: Oh Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 3: Yes, sorry mate, it was all fun and games until

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Speaker 3: yes is the answer? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, yes, okay.

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Speaker 3: And then which one do you think it was? Oh,

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Speaker 3: it's one of one of the Oh no, she's the

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Speaker 3: football boys is Oh?

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Speaker 2: Oh god, Alan, it's just a dream, mate, it's just

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Speaker 2: a dream.

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Speaker 4: Don't worry. That's not what Alan. No, I'm trying. I'm trying.

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Speaker 3: You're probably hoping that it's the grubby Ford pocket. He's

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Speaker 3: But unfortunately it could be the dashing center half forward.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, exactly, I know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I always that competition, you know, so yeah, uh jeez,

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Speaker 4: I don't even know. I forgot Come on, give us

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Speaker 4: a name.

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Speaker 1: Oh probably are.

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Speaker 3: Oh Jesus, it's my ah, what's his name?

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Speaker 7: Oh, he's a footballer.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, we're going to buzz you out mate. We

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Speaker 3: will play you Jesus sound rattle? Are you Are you

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Speaker 3: okay to hear this?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie just like I'm pretty rattled.

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Speaker 2: Are you okay to hear it?

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Speaker 7: You are right?

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Speaker 2: It's just a fantasy.

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Speaker 4: No, no, all right, all right, okay, all right?

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Speaker 4: And what's Peter going for him?

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Speaker 5: He's very handsome, Alan, Peter.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Peter, okay, okay, not bad, not bad.

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Speaker 3: No, to be pretty honest with you, Alan, She said

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Speaker 3: she hadn't fantasized about any minutes and we had to

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Speaker 3: get that answer out of her.

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Speaker 4: Good. So Peter's my best mates is little always and

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Speaker 4: stuff like that.

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Speaker 8: So you know I'm chat with Peter you know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah that we did tonight as well. What you are

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Speaker 4: at man?

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Speaker 3: The final question Alan for you in the match game

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Speaker 3: on this Thursday is what is your least favorite sex position?

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Speaker 8: Sex position?

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Speaker 2: Least favorite?

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm thinking about I think on.

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Speaker 4: Top, No, the whole doggie. Yeah, on top of the doggie.

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Speaker 4: You can bind the what's on top of the doggy?

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Speaker 2: This is what she said.

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Speaker 5: Missionary Mionary.

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Speaker 2: I didn't like the fast FaceTime.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah I have to Yeah, what a shame.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, she likes the doggies, so you know. Hey, guys,

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Speaker 8: have you one hundred dollars DoorDash batches on us.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 8: Smooth things over tonight with a delicious meal all thanks.

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Speaker 4: The DoorDash restaurants are more delivered to your door and

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Speaker 4: sounds you've got a bit to talk about. Thanks for

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Speaker 4: joining us.

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Speaker 1: Guys, thank you so much.

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Speaker 3: Say hear more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 7: You know you want to