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Speaker 1: Podcasting now really excitingly, Will our show is doing this.

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Speaker 1: Will Luis just make to check Rubby Russy Foods. This

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Speaker 1: is gonna be wild, Will, It's going to be totally

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Speaker 1: wild live from the porch.

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Speaker 2: Some of Australia's biggest.

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Speaker 3: Performers are going to be performing live. Will be No

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Speaker 3: definitely happen.

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Speaker 1: We're going to be streaming on Instagram, Facebook or you know,

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Speaker 1: if you happen to be in the area.

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Speaker 3: Wow, seen premiere.

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Speaker 4: Performers out of the front.

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Speaker 1: Your negativity, Will and you're still negative despite the fact

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Speaker 1: that you know I'm.

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Speaker 4: Signing yesterday with Roughy Rustic Foods.

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Speaker 3: They are the best, by the way, ready made meals.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely delis been living on these bad boys in isolation.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they made a deal.

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Speaker 1: They made a deal with me, Will, and only after

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Speaker 1: one day, twenty four hours of organization, I have already

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Speaker 1: locked in international superstar comedian Ross Noble.

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Speaker 5: I'll help me wheel, right, I've built this wooden wheel,

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Speaker 5: and the wheel has got Miley on there. It's got Miley,

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Speaker 5: it's got Billy Ray and it's also got the deadly

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Speaker 5: Corona there on the wheel. And you have to you

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Speaker 5: have to shout out cyrus or virus. It's Billy Ray

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Speaker 5: or it's Miley.

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Speaker 2: It's all sounding amazing.

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Speaker 4: Obviously might have said a bit of fine tuning, but

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Speaker 4: can we pencil you in to come and perform on

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Speaker 4: the porch.

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Speaker 5: When you see a fine tuning, does that mean doing

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Speaker 5: absolutely no work on my part? Whatsoever?

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Speaker 2: He needs work? Let's be honest.

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Speaker 4: No, it doesn't sound. It sounds like he's got a

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Speaker 4: screw loose in isolation. Russnover, he's cut out a sting's

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Speaker 4: head and stuck it to a doll that his daughter

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Speaker 4: had and he calls.

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Speaker 2: It baby Sting.

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Speaker 1: You didn't need to bring that and bringing down the

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Speaker 1: integral Noble's gonna be good man.

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Speaker 2: He's he's huge. He's been on Graham Norton before. He

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Speaker 2: is intentional, world class, world class.

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Speaker 3: So he's locked it Monday on Monday Monday sort of chuge.

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Speaker 3: The other huge news willers. We've got to go to

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Speaker 3: a song right now, but up next you're going to

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Speaker 3: make another call.

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Speaker 1: Now I have got the number of a I'm going

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Speaker 1: to say one of the premiere Australian comedians right now

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Speaker 1: on they are huge. I've managed to get their number

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Speaker 1: again A bit unethically, but I'm calling that number right up.

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Speaker 1: Next Wow, two weeks time, will we are putting on

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Speaker 1: a live from the Porch Extravaganza, Australia's greatest performers performing

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Speaker 1: live from my porch, all thanks to Roughy Rustic foods.

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Speaker 1: Basically they are to help people out or are doing

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Speaker 1: it rough in isolation. And I said to the guys,

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Speaker 1: you know what, you want to really help people out?

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Speaker 1: The live from the Porch Extravaganza. They've got on board.

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Speaker 3: So now all I've got to do. We did it,

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Speaker 3: did happen when You're away?

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Speaker 1: And now all I've got to do is the very

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Speaker 1: small thing of securing all of these incredible performers.

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Speaker 4: While there are massive restrictions on anybody traveling anywhere.

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Speaker 1: You find a wayway and that's exactly what I'm doing.

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Speaker 3: Already locked in international comedian Ross Noble. He's going to

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Speaker 3: be and I'm puffed a by that.

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Speaker 2: It's a huge get. Ross was obviously a very big deal.

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Speaker 1: Yes, next one, homegrown, one of the biggest comedians in

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Speaker 1: Australia right now, Nathan Nice.

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Speaker 2: I like Nate, He's been on the show before.

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Speaker 3: Really funny guy.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, yeah, I know he doesn't live actually too

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Speaker 1: far away.

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Speaker 3: Managed to get his mobile number.

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Speaker 2: Super talented, gLing, super really really good.

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Speaker 1: It'd be huge if we secure and Will, I mean

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Speaker 1: ge was it's all my champagne showers. Once I've locked

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Speaker 1: in two three to go. Yeah, you know, only two

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Speaker 1: days in. But anyway, got his mobile number.

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Speaker 2: So just to confirm he doesn't know we're calling.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so soon you ask the mission like, can you

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Speaker 3: just speak problems?

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Speaker 4: Can you just tell him at the start otherwise it's

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Speaker 4: illegal and this we got this issue with Ross.

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Speaker 3: Just tell him he's on the radio.

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Speaker 2: We have to tell you that. It's the first thing.

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Speaker 1: I'll prehead the oven a bit and then you know,

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Speaker 1: we'll get first thing.

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Speaker 3: Let me prehead the oven. Let me prehead the oven

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Speaker 3: that style.

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Speaker 4: Let's call him bred.

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Speaker 3: In the oven.

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Speaker 5: Hello?

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Speaker 3: U Hi? Is that is that Nate speaking?

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Speaker 6: Yes? Who's that?

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Speaker 3: Okay? This is this is Woody from Will and Woody.

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Speaker 1: We interviewed you a bet a month ago, a month

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Speaker 1: month and a half ago.

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Speaker 6: Hello mate, how are you going?

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Speaker 2: How are you doing in these rough times?

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Speaker 6: I'm all right, I don't know. Are we on air?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Actually, well yeah, we need to tell you.

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Speaker 6: That it's the radio right now live. Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

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Speaker 6: I've had a big day.

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Speaker 2: Different answer if.

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Speaker 6: Now I've like now I've snapped into like comedian. Also,

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Speaker 6: i don't know why you're calling, so I've just become

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Speaker 6: very nervous all of a sudden.

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Speaker 2: Oh, fair enough, don't don't.

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Speaker 3: I've got a great opportunity for you.

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Speaker 2: Well, yes you have.

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Speaker 1: Actually it's not one of the like money value like

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Speaker 1: standard prizes.

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Speaker 6: It's good in these tough times. You're offering me no money,

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Speaker 6: but continue.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well but this is this is worth more than money, Nate.

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Speaker 1: I'm offering you the opportunity to perform live from my porch.

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Speaker 6: Okay, good, Okay, wait I have a few questions.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, Will you be on.

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Speaker 1: The porch, Well, I'll actually be on the sidewalk, so

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Speaker 1: you'll have the porch to yourself.

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Speaker 3: That's able to be your stage.

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Speaker 1: There's a whole bunch of amazing performers that are going

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Speaker 1: to be doing this thing that I'm calling live from

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Speaker 1: the porch, all thanks to Roffy Rustic Food, which is

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Speaker 1: super exciting.

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Speaker 3: Ross Noble. He's going to be performing.

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Speaker 1: But you know enough about Ross. I want to focus

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Speaker 1: on you. Naith Valvo and how good you are?

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Speaker 6: You called ross first?

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Speaker 3: We did?

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Speaker 1: We did only only because I was going alphabetical order.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was the brothers.

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Speaker 6: You could say, you could let's say you're leaving the

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Speaker 6: funniest to last guys, someone to do a favor, play

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Speaker 6: my ego.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, exactly best to last. Yeah, that was

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Speaker 4: the angle Noble warms them up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you bring it home.

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Speaker 6: That was What do you mean, what do you mean

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Speaker 6: them up?

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Speaker 5: Who's them?

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Speaker 4: Well, it will be will be streaming it live to

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Speaker 4: tens of thousands of people probably. Yeah, that's sweetened the

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Speaker 4: deal at all.

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Speaker 6: But will there be an audience in front of me,

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Speaker 6: like they're on the day besides.

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Speaker 3: You, Well, well not not.

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Speaker 1: No, Actually will they will say, you know, there will

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Speaker 1: be because there's will and I obviously my brother might come.

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Speaker 1: Then he's upstairs. He's working from her pop down, Michelle,

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Speaker 1: my neighbor. She'll definitely pop out.

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Speaker 4: I can get my girlfriend over maybe girlfriend, but obviously

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Speaker 4: we can't go over ten.

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Speaker 2: It well, it has to be less than ten. We

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Speaker 2: know that.

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Speaker 4: So look that's the reality. But look, nath, I mean, like,

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Speaker 4: let's be honest with each other. What the hell are

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Speaker 4: you up to at the moment? Man?

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Speaker 2: Comedy halls are closed.

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Speaker 6: Look, I had a Kmart delivery today, so there is

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Speaker 6: some stuff going on.

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Speaker 3: That is always exciting. What did you get?

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Speaker 6: I had to get a coat rack because my dog

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Speaker 6: keeps attacking our coats, so we have to put them

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Speaker 6: up on something.

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Speaker 2: Does that make sense?

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Speaker 6: If it is very boring?

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Speaker 4: You just proved that there really is nothing going on

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Speaker 4: and you'll be here on the porch.

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Speaker 2: It's Tuesday week. How do you feel about it?

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Speaker 6: I only want to say one thing about this, Okay, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 6: I haven't performed live comedy in over two months now.

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Speaker 5: We're not allowed to.

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Speaker 6: Go anywhere to do this up until this week, so

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Speaker 6: I may be a little bit rusty, is that? Okay?

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 2: I thought the code wreck gear was good.

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Speaker 1: I mean.

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Speaker 2: Good, great, you're on.

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Speaker 1: But still yeah, outstanding mate.

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Speaker 6: So I want you to know on that any normal circumstances,

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Speaker 6: I would have hung up with call about five minutes ago.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's fair, that's good to know. Thank you for

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Speaker 3: letting me know. Thank you for being honest. But you know, desperate.

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Speaker 1: Times equals you doing gigs Forwoody on his porch.

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Speaker 3: Totally wild. Thanks n We've better get on with the show.

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Speaker 4: Sorry for praying, praying on you in a difficult time,

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Speaker 4: but also thanks for getting involved.

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Speaker 2: Made great to hear you voice. Will see here Tuesday week.

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Speaker 2: It should be fun, It should be great, awesome. Thanks, no,

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Speaker 2: bye bye. See what you're hearing.

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