Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: He's got a Scottish terrier on the packaging. That's the
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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Dearie The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh
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Speaker 3: On in Tuesday morning and welcome to the Christian o'connells Show.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Patty, Good morning, Jackie Boyd.
Speaker 2: Morning guys.
Speaker 3: So the date today is actually a palindrome, right, Patsy.
Speaker 4: I'm Ron Burgundy. If that's what's on my sheet, that's
Speaker 4: I should have picked it up. Yes, it is the
Speaker 4: twenty second.
Speaker 5: Wait, look at the sheet. You know it's on the
Speaker 5: second of February. You could do for a it's six.
Speaker 5: By the way, is that you need to update the
Speaker 5: time as well?
Speaker 3: You know that Valentine's was in the rear view mirror
Speaker 3: now and just recently like last Monday, and that was
Speaker 3: the traditionally on the fourteenth of February.
Speaker 5: But it is the twenty second O two two oh two.
Speaker 3: To two, So I think it's it's not just a palindrome.
Speaker 5: I think it's an ambidrome as well.
Speaker 2: Oh, hello ambro.
Speaker 5: Hello, someone's got a few brain cells on the radio.
Speaker 3: I think a palindrome obviously is the same forwards as
Speaker 3: it is backwards right, and an amberdrome or what is something?
Speaker 3: It may not be called amber drome, but it basically
Speaker 3: means it's the same red upside down as the right way.
Speaker 2: But if your two's are upside down, they don't look
Speaker 2: the same.
Speaker 5: They do not.
Speaker 2: I guess maybe digital two digital two?
Speaker 5: Does Jack wake up? We're in a digital world, baby. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I don't know if it's called an amberdrome. It's amy
Speaker 5: something Ami? Can we find out? Team Ami? Ami Ami?
Speaker 2: Either way, I don't want our baby to be born
Speaker 2: today because this date is too confusing, and he'll he'll
Speaker 2: have to put up with him for the rest of
Speaker 2: his life. You're talking about palindromes and.
Speaker 5: Whatever it is.
Speaker 3: Upside down to second of February. Didn't read my sheet.
Speaker 3: There's a lot going on already, guys.
Speaker 2: I've already had a difficult morning because this morning I
Speaker 2: got up and trying to wake myself up, I tried
Speaker 2: something new. I went outside and did sprints up and
Speaker 2: down the street to energize myself.
Speaker 5: Steady or Rockie, would you be like running full pelt.
Speaker 2: Because I'm broadcasting from home at the moment, waiting for
Speaker 2: this baby to come. I don't feel as energized in
Speaker 2: the mornings because I'm just I can just jump out
Speaker 2: of bed and come straight into this room. So I
Speaker 2: went outside to wake myself up and sprint up the street,
Speaker 2: walk back down, sprint up the street, walk back down,
Speaker 2: sprint up the street, walk back down. Come inside, throw
Speaker 2: up because.
Speaker 5: Too much sprinting early in the morning.
Speaker 2: Too much sprinting early in the morning, and my body
Speaker 2: wasn't used to it. So I brought up on me,
Speaker 2: not even last night's dinner.
Speaker 5: Really, you.
Speaker 3: Don't need to know what kind of bile was covering up. Okay,
Speaker 3: we'll get it, you chunk. I would have loved to
Speaker 3: have been a fla the wall to see someone just
Speaker 3: run up the street for no reason walk back to
Speaker 3: it again at this ungodly hour as well. It is
Speaker 3: pitch black, isn't It's pitch black this time of the day.
Speaker 2: There's a bit of street light, yeah, but not much.
Speaker 3: It looks odd. You look like that guy's got a
Speaker 3: lot going on. Is that the guy's wife's about to
Speaker 3: give birth, And it's like you're running against yourself. Just
Speaker 3: trying to just what is going on? Why don't you
Speaker 3: have a shower?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I did so, I did the sprints, threw up, had
Speaker 2: a shower and now I'm here.
Speaker 5: But why don't you have a cold shower? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I tried that for a bit.
Speaker 5: Uncomforting, it's very unod It's like being whipped it. Really
Speaker 5: you've got it?
Speaker 2: Are you still doing it?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: When I'm really tired to do a cold shower because
Speaker 3: it wakes you up. It's that horrible of like your
Speaker 3: breath literally goes, but not.
Speaker 5: The only other side of it you feel amazing. I
Speaker 5: tell you watch that. Did you see sas Australia by
Speaker 5: the way, yesterday?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: You know, I wait one day to watch.
Speaker 5: Yeah. We weighed half an hour so we could smarts
Speaker 5: speaking through the adverts. It's a great one. Last night, Patsy,
Speaker 5: what do you do other than caffeine?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 3: Because you've been getting up these hours for a long
Speaker 3: time like me? Is there anything else you do other
Speaker 3: than caffeine to wake yourself up.
Speaker 5: In the morning?
Speaker 4: No, I have a lovely long hot shower.
Speaker 5: Hot one. I thought shower. I thought that makes people sleepy.
Speaker 4: No, No, I have a nice it just eases my
Speaker 4: muscles and bones and coffee when I get in. But
Speaker 4: I had a bit of a funny morning too, Jack.
Speaker 4: I couldn't find my proper glasses. I had a really
Speaker 4: restless night, and I think they're somewhere under the bed.
Speaker 4: So I've got my old glasses on, but I had
Speaker 4: to wake up Belove God to help me find the
Speaker 4: proper glasses, and we couldn't.
Speaker 5: Not very popular, you know, they can carbon date people
Speaker 5: to sort of work out how old they are. That
Speaker 5: there says a lot that you think it's a second
Speaker 5: of February. Poor Patsy, she's fiber changing.
Speaker 2: How restless is the night's sleep where your glasses end
Speaker 2: up under the bed?
Speaker 4: I think I was thrashing around. I woke up at
Speaker 4: like twelve thirty one, two twenty was one of those nights, and.
Speaker 3: Then suddenly got to get back in the shower to
Speaker 3: you know, relax those muscles again from all that searching around.
Speaker 3: All Right, if anyone else there's any alternative ways to
Speaker 3: weight themselves up in the morning, right, Because if you
Speaker 3: listen to us now and you are regularly up this early,
Speaker 3: you'll know what it's like to be an early riser.
Speaker 3: Apart from caffeine. Is there anything else you do? I
Speaker 3: don't know if we're here from anyone who also does sprints.
Speaker 3: You never know, you don't know. Maybe it's it's him
Speaker 3: faistic I bet Rogan does I bet Joe Rogan does that,
Speaker 3: and he does a thousand of them.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Ambigram, that's the word I was looking for, Jack.
Speaker 2: Ambigraham is upside down and back to front.
Speaker 3: Ambigram is it's visually symmetrical words when flip they remain unchanged,
Speaker 3: that all they mutate to reveal another meaning.
Speaker 5: Ambigram.
Speaker 2: Oh, so boobs on a calculator is an ambigram a.
Speaker 3: Crude example, but yes, yes, yeah, you have your way,
Speaker 3: absolutely got today's date to demonstrate or indeed, Boobs.
Speaker 2: You drop your knowledge, I'll drop mine.
Speaker 3: What we're doing is double knowledge Tuesday, every Tuesday, eighteen
Speaker 3: minutes past six.
Speaker 5: All right, so we're talking this morning.
Speaker 3: We just found out that Jack Posts are trying to
Speaker 3: energize himself before the show this morning, did some sprints
Speaker 3: and then energizement too much.
Speaker 5: I guess his body was like, what the hell are
Speaker 5: you doing? And it threw up he emptied himself. So
Speaker 5: this morning, I want to know, other than caffeine, what
Speaker 5: are the other ways you've tried to wake yourself up
Speaker 5: if you regularly are an early riser. Good morning, Sam, Christian,
Speaker 5: How I'm good buddy. So what do you do? Sam?
Speaker 8: Pre workout but with a twist? Just one solid scoup
Speaker 8: dry head back straight down the throat in the mouth
Speaker 8: or order.
Speaker 5: No, Sam, I don't know how you do that, those
Speaker 5: pre workout shakes. I mean, I really struggle with It's
Speaker 5: like chalk dust. They just stilty, but you have it dry.
Speaker 8: If I'm really struggling, and I'm like, if I'm late
Speaker 8: and I've had a loudy night, I've got a two
Speaker 8: and a half hold at the moment that doesn't really sleep
Speaker 8: too well, and it's get me up. Some nights I'll
Speaker 8: hop in the bed with him and he away for
Speaker 8: me to fall afleep in his bed, and then he'll
Speaker 8: get out of bed and go and get my room
Speaker 8: with my wife and femin night and.
Speaker 5: Then a smart kid, it's crack.
Speaker 8: He's gone well until he figured it out. So Jack
Speaker 8: will ge out like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Patsy didn't, didn't Chris, your husband sleep
Speaker 2: in your daughter's bed while she slipped in your bed
Speaker 2: for like.
Speaker 3: Well think it was in the dog bed for ten years.
Speaker 5: He's got his name under it.
Speaker 4: So you know, it's like musical beds wherever anyone can
Speaker 4: drop and sleep is good enough.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 8: It's not the end of the world though, because non
Speaker 8: times out of sand I getting a good night sleep.
Speaker 5: All right, you know it works out. Okay, So do
Speaker 5: you mean that you have the dry powder straight down?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Absolutely, I'll put the and then it's a mouth full
Speaker 8: of water and h Yeah. It literally makes your skin crawl,
Speaker 8: like it feels like my heart's gonna jump out on
Speaker 8: my chest and touch me in the face.
Speaker 5: But you're wide awake, said it, aren't you?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah, sorry, keep going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the pre workout for people who don't know that
Speaker 2: they're loaded with like garner and caffeine and anything that's
Speaker 2: ever been put in a drink before to make you
Speaker 2: wake up. They turbo load it into these pre.
Speaker 5: Waters scene with John Chivolta, isn't it. And when he's
Speaker 5: reviving her, you know, and it's they're like that.
Speaker 2: That needle that he punches into it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in a shake format. It's to jolt you wide awake.
Speaker 3: It's that been shaken away I found.
Speaker 8: I've been told it's the equivalent of between fifty twenty
Speaker 8: cups of coffee consecutively.
Speaker 5: This is why I want to I'm not wont.
Speaker 8: To believe everything I hear.
Speaker 5: So no, I'm gonna start spreading that rumor. I don't
Speaker 5: believe it's true. It doesn't sound like fifteen to twenty
Speaker 5: two cups of caffy. I'm not sure if it is true,
Speaker 5: but let's just say it is. Well, Sam, thank you
Speaker 5: very much. You cool, You welcome. I have a good one.
Speaker 5: Jackie boy. I bet you've tried those pre workout shakes,
Speaker 5: haven't you?
Speaker 2: Another time that I've thrown up. I tried to use
Speaker 2: one before exercising, and it was red frog flavor, like
Speaker 2: a red frog lollie. Yeah, and put down a whole
Speaker 2: leader of it and it came out like a fire hydrant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, same thing happened to me. A personal trainer I had, right,
Speaker 3: He said he used to train our heavyweight professional boxer,
Speaker 3: David Hay.
Speaker 5: So David takes this.
Speaker 3: I went on have that there's very little difference between
Speaker 3: a professional heavyweight boxer and me, and he goes, he
Speaker 3: has a leader of it an hour before his workout
Speaker 3: to get anywhere, I will do the same as a
Speaker 3: heavyweight professional boxer.
Speaker 5: Jacket. Didn't this come.
Speaker 3: Out one and it came out both ends. I had
Speaker 3: to cancel the training session ring this.
Speaker 5: Big ape that was training and going.
Speaker 3: I can't make it, I mean, and he's coming out
Speaker 3: the other end. I am not a professional heway boxer.
Speaker 5: I must never have that again.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Yesterday we opened up our a to z of song
Speaker 3: titles with girls' names.
Speaker 5: Here's what we got from you guys yesterday.
Speaker 10: Billy Jean, Michael Jackson, Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamonds, Come on, Eileen,
Speaker 10: Joeline Doey Parton's Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, Very Menolos, Mandy, Well.
Speaker 11: You can't go past Toto and their Grammy Award winning Rosanna.
Speaker 9: Two years Mother by Dr Hawkham the Medicines.
Speaker 5: Wow, they missed off Lance singing there as well. We've
Speaker 5: got to treat yesterday, all right, Jackie boy.
Speaker 3: So to complete the a to z of song titles
Speaker 3: with girls names, what's remaining A.
Speaker 2: F G H I, K N O q U V
Speaker 2: W X y.
Speaker 5: Z basically the harder ones. That's what I realized.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: We're trying to do the aters of sung titles with
Speaker 3: girls name so far Jackie Boy, we have ticked off.
Speaker 2: Billy, Jean, Sweet Caroline, Hey, Delilah, Come On, Eileen, Joeline,
Speaker 2: Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, Mandy, Peggy, Sue, Rosanna,
Speaker 2: Sylvia's Mother and Breakfast at Tiffany's.
Speaker 5: Please share with everybody this morning. Who do you get
Speaker 5: Barry Manilow often confused.
Speaker 2: With Rod Stewart and Barry Manilow, to me are very
Speaker 2: much person.
Speaker 5: Wildly wildly different people.
Speaker 3: Not one's very Vegas and one's very Scottish, just wildly
Speaker 3: different personalities and types of people as well.
Speaker 5: That is incredible. How you can get blond hair, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think the sparky blonde hair. If you told me
Speaker 2: that Rod Stewart's saying Mandy, I would have believed you.
Speaker 5: But it doesn't even sound the same.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go back to the lines and let's
Speaker 3: get some more songs ticked off on the athers head Felicity,
Speaker 3: good morning.
Speaker 5: Goodn't bring good morning for Steve, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 5: What song times have you got for a z.
Speaker 12: I've got an exolete cracker and it'll start your alphabet
Speaker 12: off with a bank.
Speaker 13: Angie by the Rolling Stones.
Speaker 5: I love the pauses there like a pro It's good.
Speaker 5: I'm impressed. You're right, it's a great song. Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1: Head ocean.
Speaker 3: What do we record this rong? Does this have I'm
Speaker 3: recording an aquarium? I don't think so.
Speaker 5: Where do we get this?
Speaker 3: Three w will have hijacking the frequent get off now, Mitchell, Yes,
Speaker 3: when you hear it in proper quality and it's a
Speaker 3: great song.
Speaker 5: And that's a great one. Sorry, you're Flicity. That was
Speaker 5: Ange March and you're Christian and the February you can't.
Speaker 5: It made me that's right for the tea.
Speaker 3: At least you know what's going on sometimes. Sorry, this
Speaker 3: scrambled my brain this listen te thanks for giving us
Speaker 3: that one.
Speaker 5: Have a good day mate, you t thank you. By Rohan. Hello,
Speaker 5: good morning Rohan. Rohan is a strong names. She's straightened
Speaker 5: with a big Rohan.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 9: It's a part of Earth and Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Also it sounds to me like Roadhouse.
Speaker 2: Okay, anyway, exactly what I'm thinking right, all of this
Speaker 2: show is people go okay?
Speaker 5: Rohan, sorry, Rohan? What song have you got for us? Mate?
Speaker 9: Laura Braningham, Gloria.
Speaker 14: Yes, found that one, Dolby sound.
Speaker 5: Great one. Thank you very much, Rohan, No worry aka Roadhouse, James,
Speaker 5: good morning. Yeah Radio James were they we got you, James,
Speaker 5: we have I'm good James. What's your song for us? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Still here, James, Sorry man, I think we just break
Speaker 5: your cang in and out with your phone there, James,
Speaker 5: what's your song? Mate?
Speaker 9: We have Valerie by Amy wine House.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's Stevie Winwood. Yes, we did song. What amazing
Speaker 5: telling she was? James, thank you very much for this
Speaker 5: one peace where there was no no someone else? Also
Speaker 5: on river right now, David, Good morning, David.
Speaker 6: Happy to day.
Speaker 5: Happy today, says no one.
Speaker 3: But let's start a new movement of happy Tuesday.
Speaker 5: I like it, David, tell me what have you got
Speaker 5: for us?
Speaker 6: One?
Speaker 15: The song is Kitty by Racy, which was later turned
Speaker 15: into a cover version called Mickey Wow.
Speaker 5: I did not know this.
Speaker 2: I didn't know.
Speaker 15: Yeah, so the original song was you know, oh Kitty,
Speaker 15: you're a fan, You're a fan, You're by my man,
Speaker 15: Hey Kitty, but they was picked up by somebody else
Speaker 15: and turned into a cover version called Mickey.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 15: The original version was by Racy and.
Speaker 5: Called Hey Kitty yep TV.
Speaker 15: My sister had the album and so it Sister Pie
Speaker 15: all the time pop fact.
Speaker 5: Let's have a listen.
Speaker 3: Wow, I love the fact there's some hit maker with
Speaker 3: a cigar feet on the desk.
Speaker 5: I went, hey, Tony Basil, sit out and got an idea.
Speaker 5: You hear this, kiddy? Call it mickey.
Speaker 3: We got a hit on our hands. He was right, Yes,
Speaker 3: all right, David, thank you very much for that one.
Speaker 5: Welcome Rohan.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Let's get back into the eight Z song titles with girls' names.
Speaker 3: So the remaining spots are Jackie boy.
Speaker 2: We have F H, I, N, O, q, U, W
Speaker 2: X Y and Z.
Speaker 5: All right, so I can tick off. Why who's this? Emailed?
Speaker 5: This in?
Speaker 3: Leslie is at work, Good morning, Leslie McLean, and she's
Speaker 3: got de Yoko by John Lennon.
Speaker 2: Into the system.
Speaker 5: It goes, thank you very much. She's also got Zoey
Speaker 5: by Eminem, which I am not familiar with. I like Eminem,
Speaker 5: but I don't know that. But I imagine there's some
Speaker 5: angry song about a lady called Zoey. Who's wrong, Eminem? Yeah,
Speaker 5: you just got the vibe, isn't it is? It isn't
Speaker 5: a slowdown ballad. It's not going to be a nice song.
Speaker 5: I'm just guessing that's what that song is. But yeah,
Speaker 5: Zoey by Eminem. I also, I was just saying a jack.
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure that there was a song simply called Zelda,
Speaker 5: and I know it's by one of the sort of
Speaker 5: classic rock stars, but I don't know who. I could
Speaker 5: google it.
Speaker 3: I can't be bothered, all right, nine four one four
Speaker 3: one O four three Sam, Good morning, Good morning. I'm
Speaker 3: good Sam, and I hope you're well this morning. Thanks
Speaker 3: for calling the show. What song have you got for us?
Speaker 9: And Nikeitha by Elton Johel Yes.
Speaker 5: Of course, thank you very much. Sam. We can take
Speaker 5: off the letter with the Keita. Thanks Sam, have a
Speaker 5: good day. A lot of problem anyone.
Speaker 3: Like Elton John's Nikita Love out John, but this one's
Speaker 3: a bit late.
Speaker 5: And yeah, it's a.
Speaker 3: Lot that he keeps asking about the weather. Is it
Speaker 3: cold as well? It's like a domestic text I get
Speaker 3: for my wife, get.
Speaker 5: Cold out today? It's cold out there. El one's better
Speaker 5: than that to bring a jacket. I'm shitty out here. Scott,
Speaker 5: good morning, good morning, Good morning, Scotty boy. What song
Speaker 5: have you got for us? Mate?
Speaker 9: I have got Helena by Mike mc romance tune.
Speaker 6: This is more like it.
Speaker 5: Elena, Jackie Bye. Put it into the super computer.
Speaker 6: That big keyboard.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much, Scott. Karen, Good morning, Karen.
Speaker 13: Good morning, guys. There are you going?
Speaker 5: We're good, Karen, welcome to show. What song have you
Speaker 5: got for smokee?
Speaker 13: I have it heard by Cold Chisel?
Speaker 5: Oh yes, okay, good one. Let's chut that one in. Jack.
Speaker 5: We're starting to fed up these little spots now. I
Speaker 5: love this. Jack's got this new sort of game of
Speaker 5: keyboard that's so reassuringly noisy. I like it. I've seen it,
Speaker 5: pats In. It's got like the key sort of thing
Speaker 5: to be given to his baby to play with soon. Actually,
Speaker 5: it's got.
Speaker 3: This giant each key, Each of the keys on the
Speaker 3: keyboard are huge to like. They look really springing, like
Speaker 3: it's almost like a mini trampoline for your fingers.
Speaker 5: That's what reassuring.
Speaker 3: Clacky clack clack clackla like he's in some of the
Speaker 3: sort of nineteen fifties mad men typing Paul Dorian, Can
Speaker 3: you take this down?
Speaker 4: That's almost like a keyboard for older people, you know
Speaker 4: how they've got the mobile phone.
Speaker 5: With the Giant's heading.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, it's very satisfying.
Speaker 5: It's the keyboard of the spinally's pillow keybody, those Arthur fingers.
Speaker 5: Let's go to Stewart's on the line. Good morning, Stewie morning.
Speaker 6: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Good?
Speaker 2: Thanks ju.
Speaker 5: What did he call Jack? I think any Stewie? What's that?
Speaker 5: What song title have you got for us?
Speaker 6: His sex? But I think Xanna do Olivia job?
Speaker 5: Yes, Zena. I don't hear it being put into the Arthur.
Speaker 5: It's a keyboard.
Speaker 2: I just think we you know, we watched that and
Speaker 2: Do last year. Terrible, Still the worst movie I've ever read.
Speaker 2: It wasn't the name of a person, he was a
Speaker 2: wasn't it a planet that she was from or some
Speaker 2: kind of space.
Speaker 5: But it was a very feminine kind of planet.
Speaker 2: The planet was a feminine energy.
Speaker 5: Yes, therefore, what's going in? Clack clack clack, clack, clack,
Speaker 5: clack clack clack.
Speaker 1: Brighter, you're listening to the Christian Okyles Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Yesterday morning, we were sharing the news that the MCG
Speaker 3: has decided that Red Rooster, good, reliable, dependable, Red Rooster
Speaker 3: has been kicked out of the MCG because they want
Speaker 3: to offer us fans when we go to the footy
Speaker 3: or the cricket, more upmarket fare, more gourmet options.
Speaker 5: We say, that's okay for the gourmet people on the
Speaker 5: top end of town, but let us have our choice.
Speaker 5: More importantly, let us have our red Rooster. We had
Speaker 5: an anonymous call yesterday to say, Christian, this isn't in
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Speaker 5: called madonnad because she didn't want to go on the
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Speaker 5: all the way to the top. Because here's what she
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Speaker 6: I hope you're sitting down. I work at the MCG,
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Speaker 6: I was at Great Two, which is.
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Speaker 6: Yesterday downstairs with Revery was always gloriously there. We've got
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Speaker 5: This is outrageous.
Speaker 3: We consider this an outrage, and yesterday you also shared
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Speaker 5: Good point.
Speaker 3: The red Rooster the genews has really hit home tonight,
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Speaker 3: Every day we stray further from God. Strong words, strong words,
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Speaker 3: Rooster heard about us coming to the defense yesterday and
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Speaker 5: They want to get involved. We change what we are
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Speaker 7: all so we can give them their height in the
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Speaker 7: and pineapple fritters. Can't wait to see who wins. The
Speaker 7: rooster's calling you to come to any of our Red
Speaker 7: Roosters across the country because now we do roast chicken
Speaker 7: and fried chicken and the best chips.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much, Ella, And I'll tell you what right.
Speaker 3: Their chips are good chips, they are good fries.
Speaker 5: I really think they're amazing. By the way, you love this,
Speaker 5: Jackie boy. So yesterday producer Tom gave me one of
Speaker 5: his bad news calls. Oh no, yes, because I said,
Speaker 5: when he said, oh, listen to pr people. We've got
Speaker 5: in touch. They want to give away, not wait of chicken.
Speaker 3: I went, great, get her to leave a voice message
Speaker 3: for us, but get her to set at the end,
Speaker 3: get your rooster on.
Speaker 5: And he went, I'll try. He called me back. She
Speaker 5: didn't want to say get your.
Speaker 2: Rooster, Tom, not good enough. Another warning coming your way.
Speaker 3: So I've had to get Rio to make independent production
Speaker 3: urging that one to get their rooster on. Not anofficially
Speaker 3: sanctioned phrase by the Red Roster. Red rooster head offers
Speaker 3: to get your rooster of.
Speaker 5: That is.
Speaker 2: I can imagine that being a commercial on television for
Speaker 2: Red Rooster.
Speaker 5: Have a rooster, You're welcome. Get your rooster on? Now,
Speaker 5: get your all right?
Speaker 16: Hear it?
Speaker 5: The more I like it, all right. So some of
Speaker 5: you won't know this.
Speaker 3: We never he talked about them before, but Jack's uncle,
Speaker 3: Kelvin used to work at the used to work at
Speaker 3: the MCG Red Rooster. Obviously, now he's not there, he's
Speaker 3: a brand new one. So we're going to call him
Speaker 3: in a minute, because I do know that all the
Speaker 3: stars when they're at the MCG, they would go and
Speaker 3: see him. He would serve literally the A to Z
Speaker 3: of Hollywood stars everyone. So coming up after this song,
Speaker 3: then we're going to cross live to his new Red
Speaker 3: Rooster and he's going to tell us who's come in
Speaker 3: recently to have some of those chips or that fried chicken.
Speaker 3: Add a red rooster to get your rooster on again,
Speaker 3: not an official phrase by the corporation, And anyway, they
Speaker 3: don't encourage anyone to get the roostaurant. But I'm saying, anyway,
Speaker 3: get your rooster on.
Speaker 2: So yeah, so you inform me as well, but he
Speaker 2: must all.
Speaker 5: Chat with me to your uncle Kelvin.
Speaker 2: Na I gotta step out and have a b cereal.
Speaker 3: Well, look, I'll send him your best Okay, thank you,
Speaker 3: all right? Can you pee me his number and I'll
Speaker 3: call him next sending it down. Okay, when your heighth
Speaker 3: not wait.
Speaker 5: In Red Rooster. Next, get your rooster.
Speaker 1: Art the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: When your high in Red Rooster, that's right, Get your
Speaker 5: rooster arm not officially endorsed by the Red Russal Corporation.
Speaker 7: Get your get your booster, get your booster.
Speaker 5: Get your booster. When you hit the rooster, you know,
Speaker 5: it's trying to get your rooster arm.
Speaker 3: Now to win your heighth in Red Rooster. It's about
Speaker 3: a cross now to Jack's uncle, Kelvin that used to
Speaker 3: used to work at the MCG Red Rooster and it's
Speaker 3: now been obviously taken into another one. But he used
Speaker 3: to serve chicken chips to all the stars at the MCG.
Speaker 11: Kelviny, there, Christian, your rooster on.
Speaker 5: When you hear the rooster, it's trying to get your
Speaker 5: rooster on, right.
Speaker 11: Kel that's it, Christian, Good to speak to you again, mate.
Speaker 11: I can't believe they've ripped the Red Rooster out of
Speaker 11: the MCG. That was an iconic location at the MCG.
Speaker 11: ME and my family when I wasn't working there, we'd
Speaker 11: always get chippies and we'd go and eat them while
Speaker 11: we're watching our favorite team. And then they moved us
Speaker 11: out of there, and I'm working at a new location.
Speaker 11: How did you ever see celebrities anymore than you?
Speaker 2: But I tell you what I.
Speaker 11: Don't tell you the celebrities we saw at the MCG.
Speaker 5: Well, call when you're a bit near the fryer at
Speaker 5: the moment it sounds like you're ready a work at
Speaker 5: a rooster.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's right, Move away early ships, get.
Speaker 5: Those jagging machakes. Move away from the fryar, maybe to
Speaker 5: the chopping board.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'll just go and chop up some chips. I've
Speaker 11: got to take your.
Speaker 5: Speech. He's picked up the base a bit, the dropped
Speaker 5: the letters. Tho. I guess that sounds like there no
Speaker 5: service is ready there? Sorry? So who did you see
Speaker 5: when he was at the MCG.
Speaker 11: Oh? Who did I see what this guy's made?
Speaker 15: Have you gone back to the fire, Yeah?
Speaker 11: This chuck of the chifts I cut up in the flyer?
Speaker 5: Oh right, carry on the guy I saw Christian?
Speaker 11: You love him? You love this guy?
Speaker 5: Who is it?
Speaker 11: Oh, if I could only remember him like his name.
Speaker 11: He's escaping me, but he came up. He's got an
Speaker 11: Australian accent, but the accent is weak, as if he's
Speaker 11: been living overseas for too long. So he's living somewhere else, Christian.
Speaker 11: But he's still got an Australian accent. And he's married.
Speaker 5: There, go ahead, like a big Hollywood actor, is he?
Speaker 11: Oh no, he's not an actor, Christian that he said
Speaker 11: to me, I'm not an actor. I said, I know,
Speaker 11: because I know you are. But he said, I just
Speaker 11: can't remember his name, but I'll tell you who he
Speaker 11: is married to a big Hollywood actor. Oh yeah, she
Speaker 11: he's a big Hollywood actor. I can't remember her.
Speaker 5: In all the murder stuff. She's the wife for the kidder.
Speaker 11: Yes, yep, yeah, probably, I haven't seen all the TV
Speaker 11: shows on.
Speaker 5: Something ray lay interesting.
Speaker 11: Christian sorted the Tropicana combo.
Speaker 5: Fancy they got.
Speaker 11: The husband ordered the Tropicana that combo for his wife,
Speaker 11: and then he got uh, he got a Tropicano camp
Speaker 11: combo as well. But he asked for extra refresher towels,
Speaker 11: and I said, why do you want so many refresher tails?
Speaker 11: He says, because I play guitar and I don't want
Speaker 11: my fingers all greasy getting on the guitar strings. And
Speaker 11: I thought, that's a clue. If I ever forget this
Speaker 11: guy's name, that will be a clue. And then get
Speaker 11: this Christian. Last thing you orders? What kind of sauce
Speaker 11: do you want? And you know Red Russ has.
Speaker 17: Got that Texas Barbecue text me and he said that's
Speaker 17: funny because I live in Texas, and so he thought
Speaker 17: he thinks he lives in Texas or maybe in Nashville,
Speaker 17: one or the other, but he lives.
Speaker 6: In That.
Speaker 5: Is great when you go one or the other. When
Speaker 5: you hear the rooster, it's starting rooster up?
Speaker 11: Who is this guy?
Speaker 6: Christian?
Speaker 5: You No, I don't know.
Speaker 11: No Texas Barbecue? Saw the actress one or the other,
Speaker 11: isn't it? It's one all the other Nashville, Texas. They're
Speaker 11: all the same. And who is he?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 3: How pout Calvin post us more? And then who is
Speaker 3: he talking about? When you're high in red rooster? And
Speaker 3: please with you when you call up before you give
Speaker 3: us your guess, please say, get your rooster.
Speaker 1: On The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Yesterday, We were outraged the decision from the mcg. As
Speaker 3: we're only weeks away. I remember to go back and
Speaker 3: enjoy footy here.
Speaker 5: They've given the flick to the great Red Rooster we were
Speaker 5: talking about yesterday and you were outraised. We were outraged, and.
Speaker 3: Then the PR team got involved. They heard what we're
Speaker 3: doing this week. We're giving away your height or weight
Speaker 3: and various things, and they've given surprise to give to you.
Speaker 3: What a prize as we encourage you to get your rooster.
Speaker 5: On you when you're high in red rooster, get your
Speaker 5: get your bust. What a prize.
Speaker 3: And so the way we're giving us away is with
Speaker 3: Jack's uncle, Kelvin Poster used to work out that mcg
Speaker 3: red Rooster and obviously in his time there many years
Speaker 3: working there by on the fry, used to serve many celebrities.
Speaker 3: He's just given us some clues to someone he can't
Speaker 3: remember their name. So the clues again, Kelvin.
Speaker 11: Yeah, Chris, I really hope one of your listeners can
Speaker 11: help me out, because this guy's name is on the
Speaker 11: tip of my tongue.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Married married to a big actress, Hollywood actress. She's Australian.
Speaker 11: He ordered the Texas Barbecue sauce, and he gave me
Speaker 11: a wink as he ordered the Texas Barbecue sauce the
Speaker 11: kind of week that says, I'm from Nashville, which your deer,
Speaker 11: Texas and that's why I ordered it? And then the kicker,
Speaker 11: he said, I want refreshment towels like? And what the
Speaker 11: grease off my fingers before I put them on the
Speaker 11: guitar strings? Who is the Christian plays guitar pink Hollywood actress, big,
Speaker 11: big musician? Who is it?
Speaker 5: Well, it's I took my tongue as well, but hopefully
Speaker 5: Dean's got the name Dean coome onh get your rooster on?
Speaker 5: Sorry I forgot my manners. Get your rooster on Dean house, Dean,
Speaker 5: who do you think it is?
Speaker 8: I reckon it's keep open to.
Speaker 6: Get your rooster.
Speaker 5: Celebrate by getting your rooster on. Dean. How toad are
Speaker 5: your mate? Would you believe?
Speaker 10: On seven to one?
Speaker 5: It saunded night? You said eight foot five, Dean? How
Speaker 5: told you eight? Why don't we round that up to
Speaker 5: nine footed Dean? We've just had a call from Ripley's,
Speaker 5: believe it or not, They need you in their museums.
Speaker 5: Nine fan. You are the winner. You've won nine feetsworth
Speaker 5: of a red Rooster.
Speaker 9: That's cool.
Speaker 10: I've tried. They wes it.
Speaker 5: Awesome, good man, you're a fan of the rooster.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I have the We got up the call like
Speaker 9: all the time we called in their fantastic and I
Speaker 9: usually get the classic calf as well.
Speaker 5: Dean listen, you've won your heighth in red Rooster. Well done,
Speaker 5: thank you, I appreciate it. Guys. All right, world Dundean,
Speaker 5: get your rooster. I'm sore, Calvin.
Speaker 1: Well Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: This time tomorrow morning, we'll be breaking about the nineties
Speaker 3: and our ad z of the nineties, all about the
Speaker 3: letter T. This time tomorrow morning on the show, it's
Speaker 3: going through the music songs to do with the letter
Speaker 3: T for tomorrow, some brilliant stuff. Jack and I today
Speaker 3: are gonna be watching the movie this week Dave Amazing,
Speaker 3: I ever write a movie starring Kevin Klein, Sigourney Weaver,
Speaker 3: and that, of course tomorrow is also welding Wednesday.
Speaker 5: Jackie Bye, what are you now?
Speaker 3: Seven or eight days away from the official judy of
Speaker 3: your baby?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. Biank's thirty eight and a half weeks pregnant.
Speaker 2: Any day. She is desperate for the baby to come. Now,
Speaker 2: getting very uncomfortable.
Speaker 5: Now, yesterday you told me after the show that she's
Speaker 5: convinced is coming this week.
Speaker 2: What she wants him to she's trying to. I think
Speaker 2: she's trying to do a little like reverse psychology on herself.
Speaker 2: That if she says that, well, no it's not reverse psychology,
Speaker 2: it's just normal psychology, straightforward psychology. If she keeps saying
Speaker 2: he'll come this week, then he'll come this week. And
Speaker 2: she said this to my mum was over yesterday dropping
Speaker 2: something off. She's always got baby clothes every day. We've
Speaker 2: got so many baby clothes, dropping them off, and Bianka
Speaker 2: is complaining again, like I just want him to come already.
Speaker 2: I'm sick of him being in there. And last week
Speaker 2: Bianka told me Mum is getting in her ear about
Speaker 2: a trick that worked for my mum and dad when
Speaker 2: they wanted us for children to be born. And she
Speaker 2: said to Bianca, I had intercourse with your father in
Speaker 2: law each time before you came, and it worked a
Speaker 2: gem to bring the babies on, even Bianca. Even Bianca
Speaker 2: retelling me that was extremely disturbing to me and turned
Speaker 2: me off the idea of it all together.
Speaker 5: Yes, intercourse generally forevermore.
Speaker 2: Yesterday in person, in person, So that was it was
Speaker 2: hard enough to hear that secondhand from Bianca yesterday in person.
Speaker 2: Mom was here and Biank is saying again, I'm really
Speaker 2: eager for the baby just to arrive. And Mom said,
Speaker 2: have you tried my secret weapon, to which I didn't
Speaker 2: pick up on Straightawa is.
Speaker 5: She referring to her woman a secret.
Speaker 2: She's referring to the intercourse the week before the baby's
Speaker 2: due to encourage the baby to come along.
Speaker 5: She's weapon, her own womb.
Speaker 2: I didn't pick up on it straight away, and I said,
Speaker 2: what is the secret weapon? And as soon as the
Speaker 2: question left my mouth, I realized what she was referring to,
Speaker 2: and I said, stop, stop, stop, don't tell me, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 5: I don't because you're eleven years of age. Here, you
Speaker 5: put your fingers in your ears, head under the table.
Speaker 2: Right, How hard is it already? It's it's already difficult
Speaker 2: to get intimate with your partner with that big belly
Speaker 2: staring at you, because I know he's in there, he's
Speaker 2: already trying to psych ount.
Speaker 5: And do you know what at this stage, they're kicking.
Speaker 5: They're getting ready for the big push. It's like the
Speaker 5: Normandy d Day landings. They're working out, they're getting training,
Speaker 5: they're on movements, they're doing dummy runs, you know. Little
Speaker 5: kick here, a little punch there. Yeah, and that's why
Speaker 5: I'll start this way, giving a little right upper cut there,
Speaker 5: breakthrough there last year they want. It's the top of
Speaker 5: a tinkle coming up there.
Speaker 2: Exactly. I don't want him to punch me. No where
Speaker 2: it's going to. His presence is already putting me off.
Speaker 2: And now if I enter those physical times in the bedroom,
Speaker 2: my god, I'm going to have my mom saying this
Speaker 2: is my secret weapon in the weapon.
Speaker 5: Yeah there over your shoulder, use mummy secret weapon. Get
Speaker 5: in there, sonny. It's like your dad did.
Speaker 3: There are so many there are so many images here
Speaker 3: that should not be in the bedroom, right, you know
Speaker 3: what your mum's words and images being anywhere near that bedroom.
Speaker 3: But your mum's secret weapon is a tried and tested
Speaker 3: formula that has worked for many many people. They have
Speaker 3: like when babies have been late, that has induced labor well.
Speaker 2: Without getting too persl did you try that too?
Speaker 5: But that is really personal. I mean, I don't think
Speaker 5: you could get any more personal to what you consider
Speaker 5: a non personal question. Did you have six with your
Speaker 5: wife when she was heavy and pregnant. That's what you've
Speaker 5: just asked me. You know what it is. It's reserved.
Speaker 3: It's reverse normal psychology. There are lots of other ways
Speaker 3: that people use to try and bring on labor. Mm hmm,
Speaker 3: there are, Patsy, but you you would have wote about
Speaker 3: all these old wives towls somewhere.
Speaker 4: Raspberry is good, Jack, that's why she's raspberry.
Speaker 2: Yep, she's good. She's eating dates.
Speaker 5: Yep. Dates. I have never heard that one.
Speaker 4: Well, you don't want to go into labor when you've
Speaker 4: had a hate of dates?
Speaker 5: Can I just say?
Speaker 3: Well, maybe she does? Maybe some rapid expulsions down there,
Speaker 3: starts some sort of quake going that suddenly riding that
Speaker 3: quaky powy wake at the baby's going now due to
Speaker 3: all those dates, washtown and some raspberry tea. And Jackie
Speaker 3: why getting in there because Mamma told him.
Speaker 4: I want to back off on the dates.
Speaker 5: Jack All right, let's test take a book. So just
Speaker 5: take a break. We're going into the bedroom. We're going
Speaker 5: into all kinds of places right now. However, if people
Speaker 5: have got any other mum secret weapons, got that one
Speaker 5: covered off right really well? Right now? Do you have
Speaker 5: you got any other one? Since we got Mom's secret weapons.
Speaker 2: We got the raspberry, we got the dates, we.
Speaker 5: Got the dates. What else?
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Talk about ways to bring on labor. Jack's wife thirty
Speaker 3: eight point five weeks pregnant and wants the little bove
Speaker 3: the little boy to come out.
Speaker 5: This week.
Speaker 3: Jack's mum has recommended her phrase Mum's secret weapon, which
Speaker 3: is for Jackie boy to you know.
Speaker 2: Something that above should never encourage the child to.
Speaker 5: Do interesting that your purd yourself as the child everything. Hello,
Speaker 5: Dr Freud.
Speaker 2: Freud would have a field day with this.
Speaker 5: Christian. This comes from Janine Christian.
Speaker 3: I was heavily pregnant with our second child, very over
Speaker 3: it wanted my daughter to be delivered at a sap.
Speaker 3: It was Saturday afternoon and I thought I would see
Speaker 3: if my husband wud like to join me for some
Speaker 3: I called out to him, okay while he was in
Speaker 3: the backyard, and he responded when he asked what was
Speaker 3: it for. He said, I'm going to finish the lawns.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to Let's go to Bruce.
Speaker 5: Ahi you guys, Yeah, well go Bruce. Bruce.
Speaker 9: Okay, our first child was two weeks overdue, and my
Speaker 9: wife and I loved four wheel driving, so we decided
Speaker 9: to go four wheel driving for the day and see.
Speaker 6: What that's.
Speaker 9: And we were bouncing around and up and down fire
Speaker 9: X the trials and all sorts of things. And she
Speaker 9: went in the laver that night.
Speaker 5: Wow, will you should hire yourself out? Honestly, you'd be
Speaker 5: a millionaire with this business. You'd have pregnant women queuing
Speaker 5: around the block to go for a ride in a
Speaker 5: four wheel drive.
Speaker 9: Don't understand. Jack's just got a Tesla, so he might
Speaker 9: have to try a few speed.
Speaker 5: Make some of those. It's not enough roading vehicle.
Speaker 3: Bruce, you need to swing by Jack's place to pick
Speaker 3: up his wife.
Speaker 5: I didn't mean, guys, I didn't mean like that seeing
Speaker 5: himself out to freight. Okay, Bruce, thank you very much,
Speaker 5: and call mate. Let's go to Jane. Good morning, Jane,
Speaker 5: I'm morning Christians.
Speaker 12: Pat's Jack?
Speaker 18: How are you?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: We go, Welcome to show mate, and what have you
Speaker 3: got alternative ways to induce labor.
Speaker 12: Well, it's not it's not mine. It was my mom's
Speaker 12: to have my sister in the early eighties, and she
Speaker 12: watched a scary horror movie.
Speaker 13: Called The Entity and that was enough.
Speaker 12: Apparently.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm making a note of this, so chat.
Speaker 3: Basically, your wife needs to be picked up by Bruce,
Speaker 3: then watch The Entity, right, and then hopefully should.
Speaker 2: Like it frightens the baby out of your system because
Speaker 2: you're so shocked.
Speaker 12: I can't speak from experience, but I think yes, I
Speaker 12: think that's the idea that you maybe gets adrenaline going
Speaker 12: or something like that.
Speaker 5: The easy way to save us LF two hours is
Speaker 5: just a high behind a doorway, Jack and dressed as
Speaker 5: a vampire speaker.
Speaker 3: Baby's coming. Wals is broken. It works, Thank you very much, Jane.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Sue. Good morning, Sue.
Speaker 18: Good morning Christian.
Speaker 3: Now, Sue, I was just chatting to producers about some
Speaker 3: of the callers we had lined up.
Speaker 5: Are you soon with five kids?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 18: With five kids?
Speaker 3: Okay, so with five kids that you obviously know what
Speaker 3: you're talking about here.
Speaker 5: So what can you share with Jack and his wife?
Speaker 18: Well, had our first one in the UK in England
Speaker 18: and curry.
Speaker 5: Really hot like a Venderloo.
Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah, yes, Vindaloo's perfect life and hot, get things moving.
Speaker 5: Yeah and does that work five times? Yes?
Speaker 18: It did? Actually it did.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 18: China and tested.
Speaker 2: Jackie's threshold for spicy food. She's South American and she
Speaker 2: can super spicy for me is nothing to her and
Speaker 2: she will add more fresh chilies always to ad.
Speaker 3: What about if she's in Bruce's four wheel drive, they're
Speaker 3: watching the entity and she's having a Venderloo.
Speaker 5: It's a trifecta. That's the sweet Spox.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: We love getting your calls and all your stories on
Speaker 3: the show. We also love your emails. I know that
Speaker 3: sometimes it's easier to share a great story with us
Speaker 3: on an email later on when you're at work than
Speaker 3: when you're busy in the morning.
Speaker 19: Laura.
Speaker 3: Listening to the show yesterday, Jack was finally getting to
Speaker 3: do the phone and he's been trying to push to
Speaker 3: who was the show for the last three years of
Speaker 3: Have You Eaten Dog Food?
Speaker 5: Christian?
Speaker 3: When I was in high school, I was out with
Speaker 3: some friends and wanted a treat from the concession stand
Speaker 3: at the lake, I ordered something advertised as the Doggy Sunday.
Speaker 3: I thought this was just as a cute name for
Speaker 3: a chocolate Sunday, But my surprise and horror, it was
Speaker 3: a cup of ice cream with dog treats on top.
Speaker 3: I didn't eat the dog treats Brackets sorry, Jack.
Speaker 5: But I was too embarrassed to say anything at the time,
Speaker 5: and I didn't want that ice cream to go to waste,
Speaker 5: so I ate and nibbled around the dog treats. Some
Speaker 5: of them did go in my mouth.
Speaker 3: No, Hopefully the person at the concession stand who served
Speaker 3: we didn't realize I didn't have a dog with me.
Speaker 5: Take care, Laura, This is great, Laura.
Speaker 2: We all topic that keeps on giving.
Speaker 3: It does, but we've all been in this situation I
Speaker 3: think as a grown up where you are just too
Speaker 3: embarrassed to say anything at the time, where even if
Speaker 3: it's a physical, uncomfortable consequence you're going to have to suffer,
Speaker 3: you'd rather that than make yourself look stupid. The extraordinary
Speaker 3: less we go to to try and protect our egos,
Speaker 3: it doesn't actually make any sense. Like Laura here, she
Speaker 3: could have easily just put it in the bins and
Speaker 3: I'm really sorry. I thought this is humans. I didn't
Speaker 3: run as a door. Can I have what I actually
Speaker 3: want a Sunday? But no, She'd rather nibble round of
Speaker 3: sight than make herself look stupid.
Speaker 2: I'm a made friend Mike. Yeah, yeah, my friend Mike.
Speaker 2: He works with us on Hamish and Andy went out
Speaker 2: to breakfast with Andy Lee and it was the first
Speaker 2: time he'd been to on any social occasion with the
Speaker 2: guys outside of work, so he's really nervous about it.
Speaker 2: He started to choke on something he was eating, but
Speaker 2: didn't want to cause a scene or make Andy feel uncomfortable,
Speaker 2: so she just didn't say anything.
Speaker 5: So he died.
Speaker 2: He didn't make it, and Andy felt really guilty.
Speaker 3: That is unbelievable. This is what I'm talking about. Okay,
Speaker 3: so this morning I want your stories. Where, like Laura
Speaker 3: and like Jack's friend Mike, you were too embarrassed to
Speaker 3: say anything at the time.
Speaker 5: What did you have to suffer? Because you normally do
Speaker 5: have to suffer something.
Speaker 1: But Christian no Connall show podcast right now.
Speaker 3: Situation. I think we've all been in many times when
Speaker 3: you're just too embarrassed to say anything. You don't want
Speaker 3: to cause a scene. You don't want to look stupid,
Speaker 3: so you will actually suffer. Years ago, when I think
Speaker 3: it was only like twenty four to twenty five, and
Speaker 3: just before I got into radio, I had a sales
Speaker 3: job in London and I was taking somebody out who
Speaker 3: was in charge of all the marketing spend for Europe's
Speaker 3: largest supermarket chain, and it was like a big deal.
Speaker 3: It was like the final thing was this lunch with
Speaker 3: this guy and he was like in his sixties and
Speaker 3: it was the first time I've ever been to a
Speaker 3: fancy restaurant. It was in London's Covent Garden on a Friday.
Speaker 3: I got the really this guy walks in right and
Speaker 3: he uses money and power. He looked exactly like you. No,
Speaker 3: Bill nigh In Love actually Beerlly Mack. I know it's
Speaker 3: Belly Mack. He just sort of sauntered in, you know,
Speaker 3: like a rock star, and straight away it was obviously
Speaker 3: he lived in this world. The manager came beating over
Speaker 3: saw it was him done with me. We got upgraded
Speaker 3: to like a better table. Straight away, I'm starting to
Speaker 3: feel really nervous. We sit down and there's like cutlery.
Speaker 3: I don't even know his inside out? What do we
Speaker 3: need on his knives and forks for?
Speaker 5: He looks at the menu like he doesn't even really
Speaker 5: really need to look at it, and he just goes
Speaker 5: steak tartar. Now, state tatar is a French delicacy, and
Speaker 5: this was a Ponzi French restaurant. To bond with him,
Speaker 5: I went me too, and he looked at me and
Speaker 5: he went, ah, very unusual a state tartar man and
Speaker 5: ingratiating myself straight away.
Speaker 3: I didn't know what I'd order. I just was in
Speaker 3: lovely steak on a Friday, that'd be nice with some chips.
Speaker 5: What turned up? You do? You guys know what state
Speaker 5: tatar is.
Speaker 3: It's it's raw minced beef with an egg, a raw
Speaker 3: egg cracked on top and some onion chopped in it.
Speaker 5: It's raw. They don't do anything to it. It's raw.
Speaker 5: I look at it. I'm like, oh God, there's no
Speaker 5: word I can say, not that. I can't go no.
Speaker 5: I can't even have a running egg, so I can't
Speaker 5: say anything. I'm too embarrassed, not in front of this guy. Oh, Billy, Matt,
Speaker 5: there's this no way. So we tuck in and he goes,
Speaker 5: it's very unusual to meet somebody else like steak.
Speaker 2: Why we're gonna do business?
Speaker 5: He's like, you enjoying it? This? How good is this?
Speaker 5: How good is steak? Uncooked? I eat the whole thing right,
Speaker 5: It's foul. I cannot believe in it.
Speaker 3: It's wet, it's raw, it's bloody, and I'm like, this
Speaker 3: is awful. Afterwards, he goes, you know, what's Friday afternoon.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to go back to your first Why
Speaker 3: don't we go for knock on somewhere? And I go, oh,
Speaker 3: because all I'm starting to feel is I need to
Speaker 3: go to toilet.
Speaker 5: I don't need I can't go to a path, right,
Speaker 5: there'll be an accident. Anyone want to do a business with.
Speaker 3: I go, I just I'll set up the bill and
Speaker 3: you you you know, I literally paid for the bill
Speaker 3: and sprinted into toilets, almost kicking one.
Speaker 5: Of the cubicle doors. But it was that seeming dumb
Speaker 5: and dumber. It was awful.
Speaker 3: I was just too embarrassed to say anything at the time.
Speaker 3: All right, let's take some of your stories, Lisa.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Good morning. All right, what's your story about
Speaker 5: to embarrassed to say anything at the time.
Speaker 13: Yeah, so anyway, so we were it was myself and husband.
Speaker 13: We were living in Russia about twenty odd years ago,
Speaker 13: and we had organized with we were sort of new
Speaker 13: to the expat world and we'd organized this big progressive
Speaker 13: dinner and we were on the main meal.
Speaker 5: So is this where people bring the different like the
Speaker 5: star to the main and the dessert exactly?
Speaker 2: So we were people's houses, don't you That's right?
Speaker 13: Yeah, So some of these hosts, you know, the starters
Speaker 13: and then you.
Speaker 6: Go on and on.
Speaker 13: I think we were on maimed and anyway, I was
Speaker 13: very young. I just didn't cook.
Speaker 11: I was hopeless.
Speaker 18: So we'd sort of talked.
Speaker 13: It up about and we were going we were on mains. Anyway,
Speaker 13: we'd gone out that day to get groceries and we
Speaker 13: were living in the kens of Russia, so there was
Speaker 13: very little choice. And we ended up just in the fluster,
Speaker 13: just buying, buying out the whole supermarket, not knowing what
Speaker 13: to cook. Got home and I was just in tears
Speaker 13: because we had no clue on what to buy, what
Speaker 13: to make. So anyway, there was about half an hour
Speaker 13: before and my husband saying, look just give them bag beans,
Speaker 13: like my gus.
Speaker 18: Down So We.
Speaker 13: Ended up just turning out all the lights and hiding
Speaker 13: under the tables and pretending we were.
Speaker 3: We're going to come back tomorrow, pretending not to be
Speaker 3: in As were my favorite things in the world. I
Speaker 3: even heard one of my wife's friends ones go, Christian,
Speaker 3: I think you're in there.
Speaker 2: I can't come out.
Speaker 6: Now, Oh my god, I can't.
Speaker 1: Jee.
Speaker 5: I still stayed hiding.
Speaker 13: We literally had under our dining table and turned all
Speaker 13: the lights up into cand of we were ahind because
Speaker 13: I had no clue.
Speaker 3: I totally unerstand I'd have done the same thing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just h please, world, move on, move on from the scene.
Speaker 3: Lisa with Sendiel Bryce, that's a great story.
Speaker 5: Thanks for calling.
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Speaker 3: Today chatting to Lisa was telling us a story about
Speaker 3: you know, when you're two, embarrassed to say anything at
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Speaker 5: She told us this story.
Speaker 3: In part of the story was how she turned all
Speaker 3: the lights off her her husband and hid under the table.
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