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Speaker 1: Picture of this old boy at the shops.

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Speaker 2: Any old boy.

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Speaker 1: You know when you meant when I mean old boy,

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Speaker 1: it's like a it's like an old boy, Yeah, buys

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Speaker 1: one thing from the shop and he says to the

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Speaker 3: Because it's not that big of a saying yeah, and

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Speaker 3: it's like biggest sale of the day.

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Speaker 2: There duh. Okay, you don't like it, Okay, No, it's

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Speaker 2: not your best I just thought it.

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Speaker 1: Was funny because I was watching this old guy at

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Speaker 1: the checkout.

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Speaker 2: You to stop watching old people like that. It's not illegal.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to Two D Dads.

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Speaker 3: I am Maddie Jay, I'm Ash and this is a

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Speaker 3: podcast all about parenting.

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Speaker 2: It is the good, it is the bad and the relatable.

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Speaker 3: And there's one thing that we never have we never

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Speaker 3: will doing this podcast, and that's give you the good listener.

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Speaker 3: Any type of advice.

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Speaker 2: We wouldn't dare. I would dare. No.

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Speaker 3: We've thought about it, and then once we thought about it,

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Speaker 3: we've had to sneak ourselves and be like, God, damn it,

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Speaker 3: have some sense.

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Speaker 2: We'll never do it. Yes, how was your weekends? Do

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Speaker 2: you know what I did in the morning, went to

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Speaker 2: the beach. I saw that. Came back from the beach,

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Speaker 2: and do you know what? I got my law mower

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Speaker 2: and I cut the grass at the beach. Right. No,

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Speaker 2: I came back home, sorry, came back home.

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Speaker 3: I mowed my lawn. I pulled out some weeds. It

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Speaker 3: does look nice back then. Do you know what I

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Speaker 3: did after that sleep? I sat down and I got

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Speaker 3: a beer out of the fridge. Oh, and I had

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Speaker 3: a sip of Stonewood Pacific Hour.

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Speaker 2: I've got one right in front of me. Oh, cheers.

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Speaker 3: You know we often talk about different scenarios where the

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Speaker 3: beer tastes better.

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Speaker 2: That is a good one.

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Speaker 3: And finishing gardening. I mean, I've got about five square

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Speaker 3: meters of lawn. Not all of us have about four

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Speaker 3: football fields.

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Speaker 2: Ash. I'm more of a have a beer before I

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Speaker 2: do the lawn.

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Speaker 1: Especially a stone Wood Pacific airl It's like juice, like nectar.

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Speaker 1: It's Byron Bay in a bottle. And where do those

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Speaker 1: Galaxy hops come from? Tasmania?

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Speaker 3: Yes, it is Barron Bay in a bottle. They brew

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Speaker 3: their golden Hazy Pacific Air with all Australian barley, wheat

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Speaker 3: and Galaxy hops from Tasmania.

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Speaker 2: We do love those Galaxy hops. All those combined gives

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Speaker 2: this beer a big tropical frud.

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Speaker 1: Aromas and flavors. And of course we'd like to thank

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Speaker 1: Stonewood for making this episode possible.

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Speaker 2: I will give a shout out to one of the

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Speaker 2: members in the Facebook.

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Speaker 3: Group, Damien Damon. He posted a couple of photos ash.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if he saw it, but he said

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Speaker 3: it's a sign exclamation, Mike. The burger shop I come

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Speaker 3: to with my dad and my two year old son

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Speaker 3: Riley every Friday is now serving the nectar of the

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Speaker 2: At the look at the burger. That is a good bird. Hello.

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Speaker 2: The light shining off that stone and wood.

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Speaker 3: That is a lovely way to spend a Friday afternoon

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Speaker 1: And do you know what the best thing is when

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Speaker 1: frost up on the outside like that.

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Speaker 2: You need to stop flirting with me. We don't need

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Speaker 2: some time alone. How was your weekend. It's a bit

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Speaker 2: of a weird one, to be honest with you. You

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Speaker 2: saw in the news the bushfire.

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Speaker 3: I am so sorry for not checking on you.

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Speaker 2: I leave in the bushlands now and not wild.

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Speaker 1: You know how I was like, oh shit, manby Jay's

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Speaker 1: And I could have been dying.

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Speaker 2: That was a big fire. It was huge, huge.

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Speaker 3: I have been driving through your new neck of the

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Speaker 2: Around the day.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't close to us, thankfully, don't say that it

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Speaker 2: Oh, there we go.

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Speaker 1: But this is the thing, right, Okay, So it's only

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Speaker 2: How do you define that a hill? To live on

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Speaker 1: It's a mountain range, a mountain range. The fire started

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Speaker 2: Do I live in a castle or a palace? Who's

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Speaker 1: Our count? Now I'm in my ivy tower looking over

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Speaker 1: the mountain range, over the range, just as we call them?

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Speaker 3: Do they tell you do you, are you informed that

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Speaker 2: No, definitely not.

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Speaker 1: Imagine if I imagine the freak outs people would have

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Speaker 1: get out of control like this one. Anyway, it really

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Speaker 1: I was like, no, I didn't smell it. I was like,

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Speaker 1: what's all these helicopters busting around my house for? So

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Speaker 1: what they were doing is they were they were dumping

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Speaker 2: Where do they get the water from the ocean? This

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Speaker 1: They were getting the water from the golf course behind

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Speaker 2: They would have been livid. The country club.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's like the most expensive golf club.

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Speaker 2: The country club would be like let them, like, that's

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Speaker 1: It must be a good spot because it's on top

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Speaker 2: And the helicopter must be to get in there really.

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Speaker 1: So many helicops never seen anything like I thought. For

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just what you know. Radars like this. Going back,

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Speaker 1: There they were like my golf club, rich country club.

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Speaker 2: I got what. I went to the Manley game on

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Speaker 1: It got home and because it was dark, obviously you

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Speaker 2: Got to support the team.

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Speaker 1: Uh honestly, probably would have been more entertaining watching the fire.

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Speaker 1: How was Oscar?

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Speaker 2: Was he freaking out over the helicopters. That was like, there,

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Speaker 2: it is a game, loving it or loving it nice?

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Speaker 3: He was like more fire in the making.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad you're okay, and I apologize for not

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Speaker 2: like a boom. Yeah, would have good thing.

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Speaker 1: I don't know anyone over there, not anymore because he's

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you're okay the acre, which is fine.

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Speaker 3: I went to the pub on Friday. Here he is,

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Speaker 3: I went to the pub on Friday.

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Speaker 2: I've got it.

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Speaker 3: You wouldn't have come. You're too busy to line fires.

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Speaker 3: There is something about you, the screams fire. I went

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Speaker 3: Diggers is called the Digger. I don't know if it's

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Speaker 2: Above the big septic tank.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a weird location of your beautiful golf course,

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Speaker 3: right next to the sewerage plan of Bondai beautiful. You

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Speaker 3: It's a sewerage. But there's a golf and I say,

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Speaker 3: like golf club. But it's like it hasn't changed from

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Speaker 3: the seventies. When you order your food, they add up

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Speaker 2: We haven't worked out calculators yet. I haven't done have calculators.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, that's an old way of

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Speaker 1: And then when you order one thing, he's like, biggest

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Speaker 3: Apparently Greg Norman tried to buy it the golf course.

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Speaker 1: And the golf clus you find out that it was

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Speaker 3: I don't know who owns it, but they're like, we're

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Speaker 2: It's the most amazing view of a bond. I have

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Speaker 2: a Bonda. Listen to us, listen to be and my

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Speaker 3: It's lovely. Anyone who hasn't been to the dig is great, snitty,

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Speaker 1: And it was like I could do a chicken palm

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Speaker 1: right now, you my motherfucker.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, I apologize, I've planned that seed too early. I

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Speaker 3: am salivating, but lots of kids, everyone's running around, everyone's.

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Speaker 3: A big grass area, lovely, lovely for kids and there's

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Speaker 3: There was plenty of them all running around having fun,

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Speaker 2: And she play with the other children.

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Speaker 3: She was chasing them all, and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 3: she was yelling something. She had a toy as well

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I should say she had this.

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Speaker 2: I know those.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, First of all, I thought that was a dial though.

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Speaker 1: When you got that, well, so did Lola.

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Speaker 2: She had it in her pants, tucked in and she

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Speaker 2: was going, it's my doodle. I'm gonna get you.

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Speaker 3: And she was chasing the kids around, pretending that this

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Speaker 3: if they were into it.

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Speaker 2: They're like, don't come near me with that peenis.

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Speaker 3: Chasing around the beer garden. So I was like, I

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Speaker 3: better put an endo that game. Yeah, put an end

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Speaker 3: to that game. And we didn't stay too long ash

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Speaker 3: It is now pro past that you've you've ever smelt

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Speaker 1: It was so much kisses. It was just pure garlic punge.

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Speaker 1: Ah, So complete stop to the all the extracurricular activities

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Speaker 2: We tried, it didn't work.

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Speaker 3: You tried well, Like I just said to Laura, I'm like,

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Speaker 2: You're like, I've already had dinner things. I was like,

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Speaker 3: What about brushing the teeth? She brushed her teeth, She

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Speaker 3: Lasted until she was trying everything, and I don't know

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Speaker 3: if it was just time had healed her wounds, but

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Speaker 2: Green juice, green juice, surely just over time. I guess

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Speaker 2: we'll never know. Look, I feel sorry for it.

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Speaker 1: And hopefully this week you can make wish you could

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Speaker 2: We Saturday night Saturday night. Need I say anymore? Did

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Speaker 3: But also the problem on Saturday nights is is that

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Speaker 3: she loves loves to watch a little show on TV. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: She loves it. She loves me, he loves Laura. What's

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Speaker 2: not to love. She'd be like, okay, guys, this is

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Speaker 2: Friday night. Just got the pop gone after dinner she

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Speaker 2: I think we'd really like. And Laura and I were like,

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Speaker 3: We better hop into bed. And Nana was like, what

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Speaker 1: Just hear animal noises coming from upstairs. So what's a

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Speaker 1: movie they watching? Well, this happened to me yesterday, that me,

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Speaker 1: April and the kids yesterday. I don't know ethically or

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Speaker 2: Ran aroun over with my trolley and is that legal?

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Speaker 1: So we went came up. We went through the toy section,

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Speaker 2: Busy old day for the Wicks, I know.

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Speaker 1: So I paid for the kids toys and stuff up

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Speaker 2: I'm leaning the car and I'm like, what are these clothes?

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Speaker 1: We've walked out with like forty five dollars worth of clothes,

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Speaker 3: You guys are thieves on the run all of a sudden,

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Speaker 2: What was the price? It wasn't for me. April just

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Speaker 1: Once you get lingerie, I wish, but like, what would

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Speaker 2: You would you go back? You gotta go back?

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Speaker 3: B oh, well hang on a seat, Okay, yeah, look

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Speaker 3: my knee jerk reaction is it got to go back.

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Speaker 3: But also fine that was mine. Also you've gotten away

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Speaker 3: what can we do next?

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Speaker 2: Just drive a car?

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Speaker 1: No, we just went on like a complete crimes free

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Speaker 2: You take the coat hangers, Well, hang on a second,

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Speaker 2: what you meant to leave the coat hangers behind? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: there's like a big there's like a big willibin. Why

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Speaker 2: is no one stopping me? Like here he is again, guys,

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Speaker 2: he must be out of coat hangers. You and me.

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Speaker 2: We're putting Camine out of business. What tell coad hangers again?

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Speaker 2: We're gonna have to close the doors.

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Speaker 3: The code hangers were free, rain, That's that's the best part.

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Speaker 3: My kids wardrobe is full of Kmart coat hangers.

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Speaker 1: Smart, that's what they've all gone and in my house

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Speaker 2: Can't call them because Cam I never pick up the phone. No,

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Speaker 2: that's fifteen year old kid does not give a fuck.

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Speaker 2: What's that saying?

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Speaker 3: Man, you got kids? If you didn't have kids, sure

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Speaker 1: But I was like the whole afternoon, I was just like,

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Speaker 1: crime spree?

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Speaker 2: Here?

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Speaker 1: We're like cutting roundabout the kids in the car, you know,

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Speaker 1: big obnoxious roundabout. Yeah, you don't even need to go around.

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Speaker 2: I was like, what's this, babe? Look at you.

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Speaker 3: Ashwicks moves to a big old house at the backyard

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Speaker 3: all of a sudden, doesn't pay for clothing, doesn't get

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Speaker 2: It was like, we shouldn't buy dinners today.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, maybe just say forty five dollars in clothes.

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Speaker 1: We are buying dinners and.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, so what did you do? Kept it? I'm on

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Speaker 2: the run. Shame on you. It's an honest mistake.

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Speaker 3: It's also the first time I've ever stolen anything, and

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Speaker 3: I reckon that you count for the fact that they

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Speaker 2: Can I admit something to you? Of course you absolutely.

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Speaker 1: We actually realized that we had stolen it the second

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Speaker 2: Of We still didn't turn April run.

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Speaker 1: She's going to kill me because she said, don't you

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Speaker 2: Do the kids realize what their parents are doing right now?

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Speaker 1: I no, But before we went to the shops, oscats

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Speaker 1: and pocket money. Yeah, so saved up not March. We

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Speaker 2: what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like like, okay, well, at you know, ten ten ten

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm working my way through the do it yourself.

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Speaker 1: And it was funny because I was like, all right,

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Speaker 1: But then we're we're going.

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Speaker 2: Through and he's got a lot of money.

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Speaker 1: He's got like forty bucks and I was like forty bucks.

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Speaker 1: I was like, that's not good. This is what you

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Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm really good at spending. So let's do

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Speaker 1: But we were I said, okay, well you leave thirty

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Speaker 1: you can buy something worth ten dollars, but it has

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Speaker 1: to be educational, so it has to be lego puzzle book,

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Speaker 1: but what if it's more than ten? And I was like, well, no,

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Speaker 1: well this is how much like you're trying to trying

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Speaker 2: And he couldn't quite work.

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Speaker 1: And then he kept saying, what if it's not educational?

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Speaker 2: And it's ten dollars. It's like beside the point, trying

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Speaker 2: like ages, So can you please leave? We're trying to

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Speaker 1: I spent the afternoon trying to teach him the value

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Speaker 2: The irony. So he's working it out. Before we go.

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Speaker 3: Into lies, I just want to tell you really quickly

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Speaker 3: about a new pet that we have now in the house.

443
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Speaker 2: I don't think you can refer to your mum as

444
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Speaker 2: a pet. Very good, I love you, Ellie pet. We

445
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:44,320
Speaker 2: got it this morning.

446
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:48,760
Speaker 3: Oh so I woke up to Lola. She has like

447
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,679
Speaker 3: a little plan. What's sure where she got it from?

448
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,000
Speaker 2: That's a good start. She came into the stole it

449
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:59,119
Speaker 2: in April and a crispree. She came into the bed

450
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:02,159
Speaker 2: and she was Likeaddy, I've got a pet. And I

451
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,000
Speaker 2: was like, what is it?

452
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,879
Speaker 3: And it was a little bug one of those bugs

453
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,720
Speaker 3: are shaped in the little bug in the shape of

454
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,000
Speaker 3: a leaf, like a leaf bug.

455
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,479
Speaker 2: I'm not sure the technical.

456
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:15,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know it. You've been there, very yeah, very

457
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:21,159
Speaker 3: very good. Impersonation, and she was in love with this

458
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,240
Speaker 3: little insect. She was like on her hand, she was

459
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,400
Speaker 3: being very delicate and she.

460
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Speaker 2: Was like my little bucky bucky squash, that's that. And

461
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,600
Speaker 2: I was I was like, you know, you got to

462
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,959
Speaker 2: be careful. And I was like, can Daddy hold your bugs?

463
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,200
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm going to set this guy free.

464
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,960
Speaker 2: And he's like, oh my god's going on. I'm not

465
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,080
Speaker 2: used to this many people.

466
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,600
Speaker 3: And she was taking into a room. She put it

467
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Speaker 3: down as she was getting dressed. She then took it

468
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:45,119
Speaker 3: downstairs and she had her little she's a little like

469
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:48,200
Speaker 3: pop plant playing inside and she's like, that's a time.

470
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Speaker 2: Where is it? Long story short? The insects dead? How

471
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,719
Speaker 2: did it die? That's what I want someone getting to Oh,

472
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,320
Speaker 2: I want a full investigation. Poor old Lola.

473
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Speaker 3: I love this little bug. Oh my days, this whole

474
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:06,640
Speaker 3: puppy dogs. She just was obsessed. Don't know like what

475
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,159
Speaker 3: it was. It was just she was lashed onto this bug.

476
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,679
Speaker 3: And so she was bringing it downstairs. She had breakfast

477
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,480
Speaker 3: next to the bug which was now in the pop plant,

478
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:15,960
Speaker 3: and she.

479
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:19,119
Speaker 2: Was like, my little buggy, it's our family. And then

480
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:21,240
Speaker 2: Marley was there being like I think he's not going

481
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:26,479
Speaker 2: to last forever, you know, the week don't last around here.

482
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,000
Speaker 3: That was insectually last day or two, and then it'll

483
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,200
Speaker 3: be gone. And I was like, no, it's going to

484
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:32,919
Speaker 3: be It's part of the family. And Marley was like,

485
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:37,120
Speaker 3: I don't think so. Anyway, Lola loved this little bug

486
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,679
Speaker 3: so much. She tried to pick it up. Oh no,

487
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,280
Speaker 3: tried to pick it up, wanted to put it on

488
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:45,760
Speaker 3: her hand. They're not as strong as they used to be,

489
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,439
Speaker 3: these bugs, and they've changed.

490
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:50,680
Speaker 2: The bugs are getting weak. They're weak back in my day,

491
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,440
Speaker 2: I don't know. And she was like, is it dead?

492
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:56,640
Speaker 2: And I was like, I don't think so. Revive it, daddy.

493
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,480
Speaker 2: The thing is like, it's a pancakes. Oh yeah, it's

494
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,280
Speaker 2: a pancake. Did have a pet. We did have a pet.

495
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:05,320
Speaker 2: Look out Buster your next And I'm just I'm praying.

496
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:08,960
Speaker 2: It's hard to know. Sometimes kids forget about things very.

497
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,919
Speaker 1: Quickly, you know, and she'll remember it when she goes

498
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 1: to better in the middle of the night in six

499
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Speaker 1: weeks time.

500
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Speaker 2: Where's buggy? Who's that buggy? I haven't seen it six

501
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:21,959
Speaker 2: weeks Idiots? Aren't they idiots? Anyway? Idiots? Speaking of idiots.

502
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:22,800
Speaker 2: That's going to lies.

503
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,280
Speaker 1: Tell me loud, tell these live.

504
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:32,320
Speaker 2: Now.

505
00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 3: Some people who don't have kids make question why us

506
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 3: parents are lying to our children. It's just easier because

507
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,800
Speaker 3: we hate them. No, I didn't want to say that,

508
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:44,639
Speaker 3: because there's parts of parenting. I'd say ninety percent of

509
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 3: parenting is hard, and these are the white lies make

510
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 3: it just the duney bit easier.

511
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,440
Speaker 2: You get through it so much easier. Wrong with that?

512
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:55,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, like stealing a couple of clothes from a local store,

513
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:56,480
Speaker 1: there's not wrong with that.

514
00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,600
Speaker 2: Actually, it's a real quick one that I've been using

515
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 2: a lot lately. It's the one thing that gets me

516
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 2: out of being with my kids that sounded horrible. Sometimes

517
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 2: we'll be playing a game of like you know, tea Parties,

518
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,200
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I got five ten minutes in me

519
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,919
Speaker 2: and then I'm like this game sucks. Yeah, that's a

520
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 2: long time, and I'm like I got to go, and

521
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,400
Speaker 2: they're like, where are you going? And I just got

522
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 2: to go do a Wii and they're like, oh, that's okay.

523
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 3: It's like the only thing that my kids understand that

524
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,720
Speaker 3: if I don't go, like he has to go, he

525
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:28,159
Speaker 3: has to do.

526
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,880
Speaker 2: It has to do it. It's a matter of life.

527
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:31,720
Speaker 2: I don't want to have an accident. And so they're

528
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:33,560
Speaker 2: like okay, and then like half an hour later, I'll

529
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,679
Speaker 2: send me watching TV and they're like, hey, wait.

530
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 3: Again, damn it, I show this one. Submitted by Amy.

531
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,479
Speaker 3: This was on the Instagram. They said the ladder, they

532
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 3: are in the car, the slow of the car, will

533
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,440
Speaker 3: drive very good.

534
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 2: Very good. In this real phase of now, he's like

535
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Speaker 2: how long will this take?

536
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 1: And we've got to actually put where we're going in

537
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,160
Speaker 1: the GBS and give him the phone so he can

538
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 1: follow it because he just doesn't believe it's how long.

539
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 2: It is good, not that he knows how long a

540
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:05,159
Speaker 2: minute is, but yeah, that's good one. I got one

541
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:09,200
Speaker 2: here from Chloe. Don't be confused, it's not Chloe.

542
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 3: Well, actually, producer Jests just said that apparently only five

543
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:14,920
Speaker 3: people last year.

544
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 2: This year, I wonder why only five people were called clothe.

545
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:21,680
Speaker 3: No, sorry, no, I can't attack the people that have

546
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:26,160
Speaker 3: smitted clothes. Listening right now, going fuck these guys.

547
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry that was mean, but I stand

548
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,399
Speaker 1: by it. How did I get my son out of

549
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:33,159
Speaker 1: the bath? Tell him there's a.

550
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:39,400
Speaker 2: Spider in there quick. Oh my gosh.

551
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 1: I stand by my previous comment about the name Clok

552
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 1: based off that, because you've petrified this child.

553
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 3: I pretend like you've never scared of sky. You get

554
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:54,560
Speaker 3: out of the train. Okay, this one, we won't say

555
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 3: her name. It's an anti Sanator. It's Christmas time, best

556
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 3: some of the year to start lying to.

557
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,520
Speaker 2: You, the most wonderful time of the year.

558
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:04,399
Speaker 3: If you're naughty, we'll call the anti Santa and he'll

559
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 3: come and take your toys away. So his name is Santa. Yeah,

560
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 3: I guess it's like the Grinch. Kids love the Grinch,

561
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 3: and you're like, Santa is great. It's like it's modern

562
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 3: day religion. It's like devil anti Santa brilliant. This is

563
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 3: another Christmas related one.

564
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 2: And we want them. We want these, We want these

565
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 2: so bad.

566
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 1: So now she said, I put my friend's number in

567
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,120
Speaker 1: my phone as Santa.

568
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:37,159
Speaker 2: That's good, and he called and she calls.

569
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,880
Speaker 1: Them every time they misbehave works a treat.

570
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 2: I have done that before, Yeah, right before. What I call,

571
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:48,359
Speaker 2: I call Laura and so I put on speaking. It's ringing.

572
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 2: It's ringing.

573
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 3: That's if they're going like a birthday party, and I say,

574
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 3: if you misbehave, you're.

575
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,640
Speaker 2: Not going to the party. I'm going to call Charlotte

576
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 2: right now, very good, and I'm make sure Laura's stone's

577
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,400
Speaker 2: on silent, and the kids like, we'll do it. I don't,

578
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:06,359
Speaker 2: won't do anything, idiots. Very good trad some questions.

579
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 3: Yeah please, Hey, you know what really kicked off ash

580
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 3: before we ask these questions to each other, the one

581
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,440
Speaker 3: about leaving the cars and the leaving the kids in

582
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 3: the for the cars and the kids they get in

583
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:21,679
Speaker 3: there in the first place. People really really happy with

584
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:25,399
Speaker 3: that one. Again, whether the joke just said it. You know,

585
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 3: I haven't like Little Happy Dance. Yes, a lot of

586
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 3: people very opinionated.

587
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,439
Speaker 1: I know when it comes to look, if there's no

588
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 1: malice intent behind leaving the kid in the car, it's

589
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:36,439
Speaker 1: more convenience.

590
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 2: I'm not like I'm going to ask that pu kids.

591
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 2: But also one lady said she did say.

592
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,119
Speaker 3: She's like, you would never leave the kids in the

593
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 3: car wall you get a coffee, and I'm like, well,

594
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 3: look if I could park right in front where the

595
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 3: barista is so I can grab my coffee and I'm

596
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 3: still being I'm still able to look at my kids

597
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 3: if I can do that, and the coffee is pre made,

598
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 3: and I'm literally going in tapping and getting my coffee.

599
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 2: That's fine in that case, I would I think like

600
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 2: two very different things, coffee and petrol.

601
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,440
Speaker 3: Like, obviously, I'm not going to go into a store.

602
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,119
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm not going to order a coffee. I'm

603
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 3: not going to then.

604
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 2: Wait five minutes. Not essential, like petrol is a necessity.

605
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 3: But also like you're in there for a blink of

606
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 3: an eye. Sorry, I hate to But.

607
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 1: Then also someone did say that's why they've got glass

608
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 1: windows so you can see out see what your car

609
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 1: the whole time. And then also someone said that the clerk,

610
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 1: the petrol the petrol people, fucking for petrol people, you're

611
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 1: better than that. Well, I'm not going to be on

612
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 1: to sleep tonight now that petrol people will get me.

613
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 1: I thought I would have had a better name for them,

614
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 1: the petrol folk. They they prefer you to leave you

615
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 1: kidney car because it's less dangerous.

616
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 2: They say that. They would say, they just don't want

617
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 2: screaming kids in.

618
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 3: The Predators was apparently though apparently, though the app is great.

619
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 2: The app is great. You can pay through the app,

620
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 2: pay through the app, the petrol people have an app.

621
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 2: The petrol people have an app. The petrol people's app

622
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 2: is that? What's good? I think?

623
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 3: So?

624
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is it? Hang on?

625
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: I'm confused just each because obviously just different outlets.

626
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, so for example, BP, maybe AMPLE have their own

627
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 3: app that you can then you can then fill up

628
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 3: and then pay through the app.

629
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 2: Don't trust it?

630
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want to give them my details. But

631
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 3: for example, one lady wrote and said she has three

632
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 3: under three. There's no way that she's going to time.

633
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 2: It where three under three? Hang on? Maybe twins? She

634
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 2: she loves sex. Maybe she had triplets. Fucking creep.

635
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 1: Oh no, sorry, that's quick turnaround. I'd like to hear

636
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 1: more about the three under three.

637
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 2: Bet you would.

638
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 3: She just said that there's no way that she's going

639
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 3: to take her three kids out of the car. How

640
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 3: do you carry three that's going to take you half

641
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 3: an hour round trip to pay? I don't think so

642
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 3: for me? Time of questions, Ash, I have one for

643
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:12,240
Speaker 3: you here. This was submitted anonymously in the Facebook group.

644
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 1: We love the anonymous ones because you know it's someone's

645
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 1: either fucked up and don't want to admit it.

646
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 2: It's a bit juicy. I want to see how fucked

647
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 2: up they It's.

648
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 3: Also it's a bit sad. I'm kind of be honest, yeah,

649
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 3: partly sad, but she's kind of sprinkled in a bit

650
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 3: of humor in here. So she asks, well, they ask,

651
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 3: we don't know if it's a hero.

652
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm going to incriminate them. When did

653
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 2: you stop hating your partner? It's a joke. When did

654
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 2: I ever like them?

655
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 3: But also not really, she goes, I got bag. Sorry,

656
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 3: we don't know who don't know the sex of this person.

657
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 3: I've got two kids nearly one and three, and so

658
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,640
Speaker 3: we're well and truly in the trenches. But I was

659
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Speaker 3: just wondering when everyone feels they saw the light at

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Speaker 3: the end of the tunnel with their relationship, or equally,

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Speaker 3: when they knew it was over.

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Speaker 2: I know there's a.

663
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Speaker 3: Million different factors and every relationship is different, and I

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Speaker 3: also know we're in a real roommate phase at the moment,

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Speaker 3: but give me some hope, please.

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Speaker 2: The dreaded room mate phase. Look, I think Everett like,

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Speaker 2: once again, I.

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Speaker 1: Am not an expert, And there was a part of

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Speaker 1: that question there that was or when diy Gano.

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Speaker 2: It was over.

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Speaker 1: I can't really speak to that either, because we're still together,

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Speaker 1: same with you and Laura. I guess all I can

673
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Speaker 1: say is parenting and newborn is different. It's the hardest.

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Speaker 2: It's the hardest part of parent.

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Speaker 1: It's different type though, of course it's a different type

676
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Speaker 1: because you got a blob, you got a blow that.

677
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Speaker 1: Nothing's trying to baby, not the partner. But are you

678
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Speaker 1: just trying to like solve the problem.

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Speaker 2: I think she's got to go to a therapist, Dude,

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Speaker 2: go to it.

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Speaker 3: If you're if you're at a point where you're like,

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Speaker 3: I fucking really, I'm funn to resent my partner, go

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Speaker 3: go to a therapist and like fucking nip that in

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Speaker 3: the bar.

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Speaker 2: I'm not. I think you've jumped maybe one too many stuf.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not.

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Speaker 1: Well, have you had the conversation with your part to

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Speaker 1: be like, look, there's certain things at the moment that

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Speaker 1: we're not seeing.

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Speaker 3: I'd eye yeah, But if you're gonna have that conversation,

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Speaker 3: why do I have it with an expert? I spoke like,

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Speaker 3: you know, if you if you're gonna have a conversation,

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Speaker 3: have it with someone who's like Switzerland, someone who can

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Speaker 3: help mediate the conversation.

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Speaker 1: True because I know that April and I have had

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Speaker 1: troubles before and it's like, hey, let's go see a therapist,

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Speaker 1: and it's like, okay, what can we do in between

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Speaker 1: seeing the therapist?

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Speaker 2: How are you feeling?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like I said, I can't talk on How do

701
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 1: you know when it's over? Because it's not. But when

702
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 1: it's like, is there light? I think there's light if

703
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 1: you want to create it. So all right, gandhi over here, bam,

704
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Speaker 1: Like right, Am I wrong?

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Speaker 2: I've I think the light. The light for me is

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Speaker 2: as they get older, it gets easier. I find.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's pressures of you know, you've got big emotions

708
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Speaker 3: now and you're kind of you're shaving a little human

709
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Speaker 3: as like a mini adult almost. Yeah, when they get older, fuck.

710
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Speaker 2: It gets That's that's the biggest a turn of not

711
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Speaker 2: wanting to have a third because I'm like, I don't

712
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Speaker 2: want to get back to New York because it's so hard.

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Speaker 1: So I did, like when they couldn't move, that was

714
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Speaker 1: a good time. Matt, I have another anonymous one. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you can handle too anonymous once in

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Speaker 1: one segment, but they actually messaged me and we spoke

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Speaker 1: about this before we record it. Because one of us

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Speaker 1: is circumcised and the other is not. Let's play a

719
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Speaker 1: little games, say guess who.

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Speaker 2: Who's going to be.

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Speaker 1: I am not shocker what, but the question is, And

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Speaker 1: it's actually I'm interested as well, because I did have

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Speaker 1: a thought on people that are and aren't circumcised in

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Speaker 1: friends groups, being it's like you're on that team and

725
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Speaker 1: you're on the other team.

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Speaker 2: Segregation.

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Speaker 1: I would say, with friend groups, do you ever wish

728
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Speaker 1: you weren't circumcised?

729
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Speaker 2: And Peter, one of you see that.

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Speaker 1: It brings out in du friend groups big time. The

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Speaker 1: reason they are this question, and I know it's a

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Speaker 1: bit of sounds like a bit of a random question

733
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Speaker 1: is that they circumcised their child. But now she's thinking

734
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Speaker 1: that she's done the wrong thing, wrong things A bit.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's the wrong thing, because then you'll

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Speaker 1: just peppy yourself with you've done the wrong thing.

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Speaker 3: Even the wrong thing, because we all know that circumcised

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Speaker 3: people are superior.

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Speaker 2: Freaks over here. We are better, We're cleaner, faster, faster,

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Speaker 2: you like digging yourself home.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes I wonder, I do wonder what would my life

742
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Speaker 3: have been like if I wasn't circumcised, where would I

743
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Speaker 3: have ended up?

744
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Speaker 2: That's sick skin.

745
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Speaker 3: Maybe dirty bathrooms in a circus somewhere. Maybe I'd be homeless.

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Speaker 3: Maybe that was a real fork in the road moment.

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Speaker 2: Where you'd have at least you're Peenis that have shelter? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: If anyone not aware, I had a big four skin

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Speaker 3: which was recommended by medical experts that I get circumcised,

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Speaker 3: which happened at the age of six.

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Speaker 2: Okay, to find a medical expert hard for me to

752
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Speaker 2: talk about, but.

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Speaker 3: Especially when Ash sits there making fun of a medical

754
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Speaker 3: condition that I suffered as a young child.

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Speaker 2: How dare you don't turn yourself into it? How dare you? Well,

756
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Speaker 2: you're the mum's the one who had it chopped off.

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Speaker 1: I so if you had okay, if you had a boy,

758
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Speaker 1: would you circumcise your kid?

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Speaker 2: I think so, yeah, yeah I would.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to ask you a quick question here, and

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Speaker 3: I'd like you to be honest. This is a bit

762
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Speaker 3: of a gross question, but I want to cover I

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Speaker 3: want to get this straight from the horse's mouth.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's bring the horse in. Okay, that was terrible

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Speaker 2: to that joke.

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Speaker 3: How often do you pull back your forcek and and

767
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Speaker 3: wash your penis.

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Speaker 2: You meant to do that every damn do you? Yeah? Okay, See,

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Speaker 2: to me, it just seems like you're living a life

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Speaker 2: where you're.

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Speaker 1: To prep the meal properly. Nuh, that's enough of that. No, see,

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Speaker 1: I think, yes, I'm sorry for that one. And the listeners.

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Speaker 2: Nah stuff. I think it's just more work, right, Like it's.

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Speaker 1: Just the oh my god, it's like the minimal amount

775
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Speaker 1: of work.

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Speaker 3: As someone who's incredibly lazy. It's a lot to hear

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00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 3: say that I'm not incredibly lazy. Uh, it's distraction, is

778
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 3: the word you're looking for. Distracted, So you just you

779
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 3: have something else to worry about your infection, you know

780
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:44,919
Speaker 3: what about if it's sexy time and you're like, oh shit,

781
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 3: I need to have a shower because it's not clean.

782
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Speaker 2: I've never had that worry how to do that? No, okay,

783
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,840
Speaker 2: I'm sure there are people out there, there's lazier people

784
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 2: than me. I've never had to worry about the cleanliness

785
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:56,839
Speaker 2: of my penis. You thank you mum for that.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes if I'm going for a run, like sometimes you

787
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 3: know what, because like it's it's the exposed anyway.

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00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm learning a lot sometimes when I'm going for

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Speaker 1: a runners a bit.

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00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 2: Oh, you know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying,

791
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 2: sweat short, Well, think about it, think about Okay, imagine

792
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 2: if you would go for a run and you had

793
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 2: to pull back your foreskin and then you go for

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00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:31,879
Speaker 2: the run. I'm just I'm just ready for my run.

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00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 2: Let me just fold my foreskin back first. Imagine that's

796
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 2: how what that would feel like. I need all the

797
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,479
Speaker 2: do you go for more runs? I need all the

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00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 2: aerodynamics I can I can get.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've taped back as a thirty seven year old

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00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 3: man who was circumcised at the age of six. I

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00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 3: don't have any regrets about that procedure.

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Speaker 2: When I was a child, I lived a happy, in

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00:37:53,719 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 2: full life for now, for now, so I think, don't stressed.

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00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 1: Well, someone who has not been snipped, I also live

805
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Speaker 1: a happy, in full life.

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Speaker 2: Happy. I live a full life, happier, happier. We'll leave

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Speaker 2: it at that.

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Speaker 3: If you've enjoyed this Wizard, if you've enjoyed this episode,

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Speaker 3: or any episode of Two Doting Dads, we would absolutely

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Speaker 3: love it me Ash and as Foreskin. If you would

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Speaker 3: leave us a review subscribe and send it to anyone

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Speaker 3: who may it a giggle And if you have any

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Speaker 3: printing lives or printing questions ash, where can you send them?

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Speaker 1: You can either send them to the Instagram dms or

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Speaker 1: you can email us at hello at two Doting Dads dot.

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00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,399
Speaker 2: Com or our Facebook group. Actually had a dream about

817
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Speaker 2: the Facebook group last night.

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Speaker 1: Okay, go on, and it was actually not It was

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Speaker 1: actually you and I discussing the faith.

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00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 2: Anyway, Well that's not for this chat. But anyway, two

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Speaker 2: Notting Dads on Facebook, come and join us. We'll see

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Speaker 2: you next week. But every now and then, just on occasion,

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Speaker 2: you don't like to finish off a word.

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Speaker 3: What what?

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about? What? What? What? What am

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Speaker 2: I getting wrong here? Every now and then you do

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Speaker 2: a half work.

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Speaker 1: It's a disability, Matthew, I have no idea that I

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Speaker 1: did this.

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Speaker 2: Next time I do it? Did I just do it again?

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Speaker 1: Now I'm going to be self conscious this whole episode.

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Speaker 2: What did they do? So you'll say, and the reason

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Speaker 2: why you've got something else? Do you just do it? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: That's I was giving an example. Yeah, I'll try. We

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Speaker 2: still regardless to try my absolute hardest.

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Speaker 3: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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Speaker 3: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander

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