WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Tacky Wedding Signs & Kid Pranks

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready?

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<v Speaker 2>Good pickup with Britt Hockley and Laura Burn. Ready your work,

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<v Speaker 2>our windows.

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<v Speaker 3>That's my world. Reason the dust, only good babs all day.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't much, but yeah I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll big get and what I want.

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<v Speaker 2>It don't matter where does.

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<v Speaker 4>This is the pickup happy Friday. It's the pickout with

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<v Speaker 4>Britt Hockley and Laura Burn.

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<v Speaker 2>It is the happiest Friday.

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<v Speaker 5>I am happy fridays of any happy Friday that's existing

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<v Speaker 5>for you.

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<v Speaker 2>For me, I am going yes, sorry, disclaim I sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>Not everyone's there's someone out there having a bad Friday.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I am sorry if that is you, But I

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<v Speaker 5>am going to see my fiance Ben in Italy. If

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<v Speaker 5>I had my finger on the sound effects button right now,

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<v Speaker 5>but it's too.

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<v Speaker 3>Far away, I would put some That was the funniest.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>For you, but actually I don't care, cause I'm going

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<v Speaker 4>to Italy.

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<v Speaker 2>You know I am.

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<v Speaker 5>If you're having a bad day, that sucks? Does but

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<v Speaker 5>then what you full stop space, I'm into silence.

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<v Speaker 3>I give you breathe. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I haven't seen my fiance for fourteen weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>Fourteen weeks.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like you guys are counting, I don't know, fourteen

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<v Speaker 5>three and a half months, yeah, just shy four months,

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<v Speaker 5>which is insane.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a long time, especially when you guys are

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<v Speaker 3>in the midst of planning a wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>How's like, who's counting?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like fourteen weeks. We actually count down the day.

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<v Speaker 5>It's thirteen weeks too long. I'm only it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Like fourteen weeks too long, nah, because you can do.

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<v Speaker 2>A week here and there. Keep it spicy.

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<v Speaker 3>What are your plans while you're there?

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of pasta. My sister is going to fly over.

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<v Speaker 5>She lives in Scotland, so she's got a little daughter

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<v Speaker 5>who's I've only met once in my life. She's only

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<v Speaker 5>eight months old, so they're going to go there. But

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<v Speaker 5>to be honest, there's no plans really, I'm just going

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<v Speaker 5>to adapt around his life there. But I haven't seen

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<v Speaker 5>his new home in Italy, so it's like going to

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<v Speaker 5>be a new exploration for me and I'm very excited.

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<v Speaker 5>To be honest, I would meet him anywhere in the

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<v Speaker 5>world right now.

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<v Speaker 2>That is how I feel.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't wait for the updates of you drinking Afaol

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<v Speaker 4>spirits whilst I'm taking care of my.

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<v Speaker 3>Kids on school holidays.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, don't look.

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<v Speaker 3>Mute me, mute me.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, I'm sorry that I just unfollowed you whilst you're

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<v Speaker 4>on your viewers Like, why if you blocked me, I

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<v Speaker 4>couldn't tag you.

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<v Speaker 5>Have you ever thought about your partner and if they

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<v Speaker 5>were a piece of clothing, what.

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<v Speaker 2>Would they be?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I've thought about my partner heaps, but I've

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<v Speaker 4>never thought that they were a piece of clothing.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, I know you think I'm crazy, but this is

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<v Speaker 5>off the back of Logan Yuri's book How Not to

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<v Speaker 5>Die Alone. Now, if you've never heard of Logan Uri,

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<v Speaker 5>she is an amazing author and a relationship expert. She's

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<v Speaker 5>actually the relationship expert for Hinge. We have interviewed her

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<v Speaker 5>on lifelun Cut podcasts, the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>That Laura and I do. She's brilliant, she is amazing.

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<v Speaker 4>She has a bit of an odd theory though which

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<v Speaker 4>I can't one percent get my head around.

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<v Speaker 5>She asked the question so when she does one on

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<v Speaker 5>ones with a person, she says to them, if your

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<v Speaker 5>partner were a piece of clothing in your closet, something

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<v Speaker 5>that you wear, what would they be? And the answer

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<v Speaker 5>is supposed to be indicative of like your true deep

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<v Speaker 5>feelings of them. And what I mean by that is

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<v Speaker 5>some people might say when they think really deeply, oh, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, they used to be like this big, beautiful.

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<v Speaker 5>Favorite woolen jumper, but now it's like it's been in

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<v Speaker 5>a dryer too long and it's just itchy and scratches

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<v Speaker 5>me all the time. And then they break down what

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<v Speaker 5>that means in terms of okay, cool, the relationship has

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<v Speaker 5>changed to a point that they're annoying.

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<v Speaker 4>This really screams to me that we need to label

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<v Speaker 4>things too much. There's too many labels. We've gone too far.

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<v Speaker 4>Everything needs needs a terminology, everything needs to be psychoanalyzed. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I've never thought of my husband prior to us talking

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<v Speaker 4>about this of being a piece of clothing.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it is really interesting.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's a great thought starter and a great

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<v Speaker 5>conversation starter for your partners. So like, go home tonight

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<v Speaker 5>or right now and ask your partner this question. I

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<v Speaker 5>asked Ben this. We all everyone in the room when

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<v Speaker 5>and ask their partners this. And I said to Ben,

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<v Speaker 5>don't overthink it. If I were a piece of clothing

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<v Speaker 5>in your wardrobe, what would I be? And without missing

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<v Speaker 5>a beat, he said, you would be my sneakers.

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<v Speaker 4>Sneakers, and my immediate thought was like, why are you

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<v Speaker 4>trying to run away from me?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I was like, why are you trying to walk

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<v Speaker 2>all over me?

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<v Speaker 5>Like I didn't you know. I was like, sneakers is weird?

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<v Speaker 5>And I said why would Iver be sneakers? And he said, well,

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<v Speaker 5>because you know I have a sneaker fetish.

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<v Speaker 2>He loves his sneakers.

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<v Speaker 5>He's got a hundred pairs of shoes, he loves them,

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<v Speaker 5>and he takes such good care of them.

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<v Speaker 2>He said, you'd always be with me.

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<v Speaker 5>I would always look after you because you're my favorite

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<v Speaker 5>piece of clothing.

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<v Speaker 2>So we got there in the end, and I thought

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<v Speaker 2>that that was really wholesome.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, but I was gonna describe Mac. I'd call him

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<v Speaker 4>a linen shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>Specifically linen.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but that's also because he's always wearing linen shirts,

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<v Speaker 4>so that that's what I think of as well, but

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<v Speaker 4>also like breezy and like you know, like so comfortable

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<v Speaker 4>and like great all seasons.

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<v Speaker 5>I would say Ben would be a body suit because

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<v Speaker 5>I want him close to me.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Okay, Producer Grays, you have no.

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<v Speaker 4>Because we all heard what you said prior to him.

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<v Speaker 4>That was, yeah, don't know why you want him to

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<v Speaker 4>be a bodysuit right? What about you, producer grays, what

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<v Speaker 4>would your partner be?

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<v Speaker 6>I asked my wife what I would be, and she

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<v Speaker 6>said I would be a cute, sexy, little halt neck top.

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<v Speaker 6>And why I'm strappy, a bit unhinged, ready to fall apart.

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<v Speaker 6>Looks really cute, but isn't the most functional for all weather,

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<v Speaker 6>but you love it anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that that is actually such.

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<v Speaker 5>A brilliant, well thought our answer, and it's just enough

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<v Speaker 5>of a compliment. Sandwich like you're a little unhinged, like

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<v Speaker 5>maybe you're gona fall down a flash boob, but maybe you're.

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<v Speaker 4>Not, like who knows, or have ment to breakdown? Who knows?

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<v Speaker 4>There's so many of these. If you did think of

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<v Speaker 4>a piece of clothing, or you asked your partner and

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<v Speaker 4>they did call you a piece of clothing, go on

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<v Speaker 4>to the pickup will.

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<v Speaker 3>Link the articles and then you can figure it out.

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<v Speaker 4>But there's things like, for example, statement belt, the person

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<v Speaker 4>who adds flare and definition to otherwise ordinary situations. Blazer

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<v Speaker 4>polish when needed, but can be thrown over jeans for brunch.

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<v Speaker 4>The reliable grown up who somehow manages to pay bills

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<v Speaker 4>on time, but still knows how to have fun. This one,

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<v Speaker 4>the knockoff Gucci handbag, looks impressive from a distance, but

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<v Speaker 4>falls apart under scrutiny, like we will be there.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm surprised no one's describing me as that, britt.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to talk to you about wedding trends across them,

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<v Speaker 4>specifically something that's been deemed a tacky wedding trend, and

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<v Speaker 4>I want to get your take on this. So there

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<v Speaker 4>is a couple that's gone quite viral on there. You know,

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<v Speaker 4>the how reddit has all these different threads. One of

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<v Speaker 4>them is called the wedding shaming Reddit.

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<v Speaker 2>That is a thread.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a thread at that.

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<v Speaker 4>Feel horrible, I know, but it's very potentially.

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<v Speaker 3>But the problem is.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that you know that if you make it on there,

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<v Speaker 4>it's because one of your guests posts something about your wedding,

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<v Speaker 4>Like that's how you end up on this wedding shaming thread?

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<v Speaker 3>What dirt by? I know?

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<v Speaker 5>Right?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, look, there's this woman basically like they've had a

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<v Speaker 4>beautiful wedding. The rest of the wedding looks gorgeous, but

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<v Speaker 4>there's one thing that they've done that's been deemed not

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<v Speaker 4>only controversial, it's deemed narcissistic, tacky, and also bridezilla esque.

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<v Speaker 4>So you know how you walk into usually the reception

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<v Speaker 4>and it has like a welcome to the wedding, and

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<v Speaker 4>then there's another sign that's got the table seating plan. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>so this is what it says, welcome to Lauren's wedding,

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<v Speaker 4>and then in small text at the bottom, it says

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<v Speaker 4>featuring Tom.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm guessing it says Tom.

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<v Speaker 4>The name is scribbled out, but like they didn't do

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<v Speaker 4>a good job of it, so featuring the groom.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yep.

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<v Speaker 4>Now people are saying that this is such a red

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<v Speaker 4>flag for self centered narcissism, that she comes off as

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<v Speaker 4>a total bradzilla. She's made the wedding completely about herself

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<v Speaker 4>when it's supposed to be about the two of them.

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<v Speaker 4>People have taken it very seriously. Obviously he's in on

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<v Speaker 4>the joke. Obviously he knows that she was going to

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<v Speaker 4>make that sign. I mean, I doubt she just made

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<v Speaker 4>the sign, and then you know, everyone rocked up and

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<v Speaker 4>it was a great, big surprise. But people feel very

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<v Speaker 4>strongly that this is a real indicator that she is

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<v Speaker 4>just so up herself that.

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<v Speaker 3>She can't, you know, include her own husband.

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<v Speaker 2>Throw up, grow up.

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<v Speaker 5>That is what I think people need to get an

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<v Speaker 5>actual life.

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<v Speaker 2>This is very obviously a joke.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, people feel bad for him, like he's hard done by,

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<v Speaker 3>he could not care less.

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<v Speaker 2>Spoiler, the guy does not care.

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<v Speaker 5>This is literally like a lighthearted joke to be like, hey,

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<v Speaker 5>guess what, he's probably done nothing to plan it. We

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<v Speaker 5>all know that the majority of women are far more

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<v Speaker 5>excited or do most of the planning in a wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>This is probably just a lighthearted lean into that. I

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<v Speaker 2>agree with.

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<v Speaker 4>That part, but I think that people have gotten angry

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<v Speaker 4>for the wrong reasons. Everyone's like calling her a bride zilla.

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<v Speaker 4>Everyone's calling her horrible names, and I'm like, Okay, she's

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<v Speaker 4>made a joke. She probably organized the entire wedding. Like,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sure that there are guys out there are amazing

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<v Speaker 4>and do a lot of planning as well. I do

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<v Speaker 4>not doubt that if you were one of those husbands, Like,

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<v Speaker 4>absolute kudos to you.

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<v Speaker 3>I was very lucky.

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<v Speaker 4>My husband was an event organizer in a past life,

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<v Speaker 4>so I just pretty much rocked up at my wedding

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<v Speaker 4>and everything was done, but from what I have gauged

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<v Speaker 4>from my friends, that is the vast minority.

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<v Speaker 7>I am.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, most women are the ones organizing weddings. They're doing

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<v Speaker 4>all the planning, They're doing all the meetings, all the

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<v Speaker 4>prep all the choices, and so I kind of look

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<v Speaker 4>at this and I'm like, I feel like people have

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<v Speaker 4>gotten angry for the wrong reasons.

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<v Speaker 3>They should be angry at him for not doing more

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<v Speaker 3>wedding planning.

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<v Speaker 5>I genuinely believe that people need to get alive, like,

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<v Speaker 5>why has.

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<v Speaker 3>This that's your take home.

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<v Speaker 5>There's no part of me that would ever walk into

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<v Speaker 5>a friend's wedding, look at a sign and be so

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<v Speaker 5>enraged that I would need to go and start a

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<v Speaker 5>thread about how embarrassing and cringing and tacky it was.

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<v Speaker 5>It's their wedding. You don't have to like it. Spoiler,

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<v Speaker 5>it's not for you, it's for them. Have a little laugh,

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<v Speaker 5>lean in, enjoy it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I also think that if you ever find yourself on

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<v Speaker 4>a wedding shaming Reddit thread, you probably should assess your

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<v Speaker 4>friend listers, who people are, who the people are that

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<v Speaker 4>you've invited to your wedding. I don't care, do I

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<v Speaker 4>feel strongly about it, not particularly, but I would be

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<v Speaker 4>surprised if you did this at your wedding for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Am I going to do this?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Have I planned the whole wedding?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>Does my fiance Ben weeks Out have suits for himself

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<v Speaker 5>or his grimsman?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Does he even know what date it is?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Does he know where it is? I can't be sure.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we hope he shows up.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's I'm hoping. Well, I know he will.

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<v Speaker 2>I've made sure I'm on the plane with him, like I.

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<v Speaker 5>Will take him on the wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to escort him to the wedding. But I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think he knows anything. But I mean, the sign's

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<v Speaker 2>not for me.

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<v Speaker 3>But I just think people need to relax.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a wedding, it's about love. Who cares what the

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<v Speaker 2>sign is?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I'm even for you, Britt, You've seem fine

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<v Speaker 4>with it, but I'm that do more.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you just call up and cancel the sign?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks, Laura.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know if your kids are old enough yet

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<v Speaker 5>to be playing pranks, but I love a harmless, funny prank.

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<v Speaker 3>My kids are not at the pranking age.

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<v Speaker 4>They're barely at the age, they understand how to tell

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<v Speaker 4>a joke, but they don't understand the punchlines. So they

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<v Speaker 4>just say like, hey, knock, knock, can you say who's there?

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<v Speaker 4>And then they'll go I don't know, bum face, and

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<v Speaker 4>you're like, okay, sure, sure, sure, bum face fart or whatever.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, Okay, So they need a few extra years.

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<v Speaker 5>They don't get it. Yeah, they're too little. Beer's had

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<v Speaker 5>me in hysterics. Have listen to this woman going viral

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<v Speaker 5>online for the realization she had that her kids have

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<v Speaker 5>played the ultimate prank on her.

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<v Speaker 1>I have just realized that I've been emailing people from

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<v Speaker 1>Stinky stinky poo poo fart because I just I noticed

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<v Speaker 1>the other day that when on my Apple Watch when

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<v Speaker 1>I exercise, came up congratulations stinky poo poo fart or

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, oh my god, the kids have

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<v Speaker 1>changed my name. They've actually changed my name on my emails.

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<v Speaker 1>So I've been emailing people the school included from stinky

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<v Speaker 1>poo poo fart hard.

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<v Speaker 2>It's almost because of her accent.

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<v Speaker 4>But I wouldn't even know how to do this. The

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<v Speaker 4>fact that a kid knows how to do this, it

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<v Speaker 4>just shows kids no technology better than we do.

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<v Speaker 5>But imactually, if you're sitting these really important emails, like

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<v Speaker 5>you have your own business, you're in a big meeting,

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<v Speaker 5>and you're like warmest stinky, stinky poopoo fart.

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<v Speaker 2>It reminded me of when I was a kid. This

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't a harmless prank, but I thought, well, no it was.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought it was harmless, but I didn't understand the

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<v Speaker 5>cost involved.

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<v Speaker 4>Like I set my mum's house on fire, so I

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<v Speaker 4>burned their house down.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I thought it would be really funny to prank

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<v Speaker 5>my mom and replace her perfume with just water. And

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<v Speaker 5>I had gotten flowers from the garden and mushed it

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<v Speaker 5>up in the water to see if she would notice.

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<v Speaker 5>So it was chunky water flowers.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's really annoying.

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<v Speaker 5>It's so annoying, Like what was I thinking? But I

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<v Speaker 5>was like, got you and hundreds of dollars of perfume.

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<v Speaker 4>The only thing I ever did which wasn't really a prank.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know how you described just took my mum's

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<v Speaker 4>siggies and put them in the toilet because I hated

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<v Speaker 4>her smoking.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I didn't want to say so.

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<v Speaker 4>Then she I remember, because like you couldn't flush them

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<v Speaker 4>because I was like, well, what do I do with

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<v Speaker 4>them now?

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<v Speaker 3>So I put them in.

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<v Speaker 4>The toilet and then I freaked out, so I just

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<v Speaker 4>put them back, but they were.

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<v Speaker 5>All way because they'd been in okay, So I buried

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<v Speaker 5>them in the dirt.

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<v Speaker 2>I put them under the ground.

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<v Speaker 3>Did it work for you?

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<v Speaker 2>I got so much trouble, so.

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<v Speaker 4>My mom did eventually quit. But it wasn't because of

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<v Speaker 4>the toilet sigies, that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, we've got Candace on the line. Hey, Candace, have

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<v Speaker 2>your kids played a prank on you?

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<v Speaker 8>Ah? They haven't, But I paid a prank on my

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<v Speaker 8>parents when I have to keep with my sister. We

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<v Speaker 8>were brushing our teeth one night and thought it would

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<v Speaker 8>be a good idea to put a nice layer of

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<v Speaker 8>the jail toothpaste on our lips so that when they

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<v Speaker 8>came to kiss us good night, they got a nice

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<v Speaker 8>little surprise.

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<v Speaker 2>Yuck yeahs to burn their face.

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<v Speaker 8>Because I know it's ninky kind of fixture. So got

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<v Speaker 8>the appropriate funk and he felt it was hilarious.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know what MATTJ wants to our kids? So

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<v Speaker 4>he pranked them. Laura was still wearing nappies she was

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<v Speaker 4>like in Knight nappies at the time. She was like, no,

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<v Speaker 4>she was like two and a half. And he got

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<v Speaker 4>a clean nappy and putting a teller in it and

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<v Speaker 4>then like purposely licked it, and she freaked out, like

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<v Speaker 4>absolutely as you would discussing, she freaked out. She started,

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<v Speaker 4>she got really upset. She cried, and she was like,

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<v Speaker 4>what would.

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<v Speaker 3>You eat that? Why would you eat that? Anyway? I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know why he felt they need to do that.

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<v Speaker 5>That's enough of Matt and pooh, let's go Gabby, Gabby,

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<v Speaker 5>what pranks have you played or have your kids played

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<v Speaker 5>a prank on you?

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<v Speaker 7>I praised it on my mom. I hid all her underwear.

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<v Speaker 3>Why what is at the end?

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<v Speaker 7>I can't remember. I can't remember. Why where did you

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<v Speaker 7>put it?

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<v Speaker 3>Where did you hide it?

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<v Speaker 7>I can't even remember. I just know that she got

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<v Speaker 7>really paranoid and she thought the neighbors were still in

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<v Speaker 7>her underwear, so she would wash them in the sink

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<v Speaker 7>in her on sweet thinking that the neighbors are stealing them.

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<v Speaker 4>Imagine how paranoid should be when she found out her

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<v Speaker 4>daughter was actually nicking.

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<v Speaker 3>All her under Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 7>No, I've in so much trouble. Would I think she

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<v Speaker 7>was really worried.

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<v Speaker 2>You would, because if like undies or something, where they

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<v Speaker 2>go you know where you put them. You know, you

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<v Speaker 2>put them on the line. You know what undies you have.

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<v Speaker 5>If they start disappearing from like your drawing the line,

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<v Speaker 5>I would be thinking there was a creep.

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<v Speaker 4>To Yeah, but were you stealing them from the line

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<v Speaker 4>or were you taking them from a drawer, because it's

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<v Speaker 4>kind of I.

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<v Speaker 7>Think I just took them from everywhere. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 7>I didn't I didn't think of the consequences. I just

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<v Speaker 7>took them and I was like supping.

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<v Speaker 3>That is weird.

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<v Speaker 2>How long?

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<v Speaker 4>The weird part is what you did, right, Thanks Gabby. Well, guys,

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<v Speaker 4>that is it from Mars at the end of the show.