WEBVTT - #197: Teething Issues 0:00:02.880 --> 0:00:08.920 Hello, idiots, It's roving reporter oscar with breaking news. Before 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:11.560 this episode begins, I have an official warning. 0:00:12.240 --> 0:00:13.600 If you are a parent. 0:00:13.520 --> 0:00:15.840 Who happens to be listening with kids in the car, 0:00:16.520 --> 0:00:22.840 don't turn this podcast off now. This has grown up time, 0:00:23.320 --> 0:00:27.240 because Mitch and Mitch were very naughty in this episode, 0:00:27.840 --> 0:00:30.840 and we'd hate to disrespect the magic of the Easter 0:00:30.920 --> 0:00:33.839 Bunny and Santa and the Tooth Fairy. 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:37.200 So if that magic is alive and well in your home. 0:00:37.840 --> 0:00:41.760 Don't fucking let your kids listen to this episode. 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:44.800 We wouldn't want to ruin any magic, now, would we. 0:00:45.840 --> 0:00:48.240 But while I'm at at healthy, Harold is a fucking puppet. 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:59.640 Bye. Just rested a couple of mitches for the rude 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:02.960 shop of young adults? Did you know this? And Apple 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:06.360 has the same caffeine as a four one shot coffee? Bullshit? 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:07.200 He's serious? 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:11.720 Yeah, I'm going a good God. Now, what is it 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:15.920 that says there is no caffeine in the house? No 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:22.960 jury and micheal cous hello you hallo, oh my god. 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:26.520 For the very first time, mister and missus churry. You 0:01:26.560 --> 0:01:27.720 know when they do a wedding they go for the 0:01:27.800 --> 0:01:28.440 very first time. 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:30.480 Oh yes, yeah, I present to you. 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:30.840 Yeah. 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:33.039 Correct, Why would I take your name if we were 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:33.559 getting married. 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:35.840 Let's be real, whoever takes the D takes the name. 0:01:36.480 --> 0:01:37.920 That is so not true. That's true. 0:01:37.959 --> 0:01:39.160 That's what they say in the gay world. 0:01:39.440 --> 0:01:40.679 I've never heard anyone say that. 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:44.440 Anyone who takes the D doesn't drop the knee. If 0:01:44.440 --> 0:01:47.120 you take the D, you don't get to propose. 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:49.840 Oh I hate all of these rules. 0:01:50.200 --> 0:01:51.480 Can I just say I just made them up? 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:52.800 Okay? God, you know me. 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:55.120 I love a name first, id Second, it may sounded 0:01:55.200 --> 0:01:55.840 very convincing. 0:01:55.920 --> 0:01:57.920 To be fair, what were you going to say? I 0:01:57.960 --> 0:02:00.559 actually forget everything you said the very first time. 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:02.720 For the very first time, Mitch and I alive from 0:02:02.720 --> 0:02:05.400 the state of the art Ijem Tower, our new studio. 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:07.720 So we've moved into the new home that we've been 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:10.280 talking about for Oh my god, Dela Cherry just put 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:11.440 disco lights on a heath. 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:13.960 They are like, look into that for a second and 0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:15.920 that will astra project you to another planet. 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:19.000 It actually looks like the lamest party ever. This is 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:23.160 the dance floor at a leagues club. Look, it's very 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:26.320 fancy in here. It looks gorgeous. The view from the 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:29.120 office window is stunning, but I'm in a tears. I'm 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:29.800 very stressed. 0:02:29.880 --> 0:02:31.359 You are very stressed because we. 0:02:31.280 --> 0:02:33.200 Don't know how to fucking use it. That's the only issue. 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:35.360 Nothing works. And uh and it's. 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:37.000 Not only that we don't know how to use the studio, 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:40.960 it's that everyone we ask, how do we just hit record? 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:45.480 Like not sure? So we're just we're just gonna wing it. 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:47.520 We're gonna have some teething issues. I suspect. 0:02:47.639 --> 0:02:49.720 Well, yeah, so we're in the new iHeart Studios. We 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:52.720 used to record from the Kiss FM radio studios, which 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:55.120 has like we're all radio people, so we use the 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:57.280 radio panel and what I use for my radio shows, 0:02:57.280 --> 0:02:59.640 we'd use for the podcast. So it was seamless. But 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:02.480 is just a desk with like a bunch of mics 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:04.160 and one hundred different cameras. 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:06.440 And we're controlling our microphones not with buttons and a desk, 0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:10.120 but with an iPad. And I'm just not confident that 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:13.520 it's fucking charged. All things that could go wrong. 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:15.560 Hold on, I wonder if I can just press the home. 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:18.359 Don't press anything. Oh don't right, Mitchell, Look there's apps. 0:03:18.560 --> 0:03:19.600 Don't what's in the photo? 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:20.680 R't Mitchell? 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:23.640 It how gonna take a selfie? 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:26.280 No, don't if you've taken us off, we really furious 0:03:26.280 --> 0:03:26.480 with you. 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:30.200 Hello, I think we're on. 0:03:30.440 --> 0:03:32.760 Okay, yes, we're still on. Just don't touch the iPad. Okay, 0:03:33.639 --> 0:03:36.760 I'm not even joking, Like my nerves are shot today. 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:37.880 And you're standing up as well. 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:40.360 They don't even have enough chairs for all of us. 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:42.200 Only two. There's one for me and of course one 0:03:42.240 --> 0:03:46.600 for PKJ Prize keeper. Gener is back for twenty twenty, back. 0:03:46.520 --> 0:03:50.200 Back for tween twenty four. It's fucking April. But welcome back, Jenny. 0:03:50.200 --> 0:03:51.840 You dogged us in our last week before Easter. 0:03:52.080 --> 0:03:54.320 Yes, but I did make an appearance you did. 0:03:54.400 --> 0:03:56.880 I feel a little bit sad, don't you, because I 0:03:56.880 --> 0:03:59.240 didn't realize when we were in our old studio for 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:01.160 the last time that it was the last time. 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:02.720 Yeah, I'm with you on that I. 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:04.320 Didn't get the chance to say goodbye. 0:04:04.480 --> 0:04:07.120 Also, it wasn't our actual studio the last recording we did, 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:10.920 which had Oscar. That wasn't even our main studio. That 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:11.840 was the backup Shuo. 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:13.640 So what has it been like three weeks nearly a 0:04:13.640 --> 0:04:17.039 month since our og studio? I miss my moths. 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:18.680 Oh the moths in there. 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:20.200 Favorite to get the moth. 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:21.880 I actually killed one of those moths in my last 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:24.239 radio show, and that you didn't. Yeah, I just swent 0:04:24.600 --> 0:04:25.520 and it fell to the ground. 0:04:25.680 --> 0:04:28.160 No, they're my pets. I became quite attached to the moths. 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:28.760 I'm sure you did. 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:28.880 Well. 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:30.200 One's dead. I killed it. 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:33.760 Please tell me it wasn't hot mothbun. She's my favorite. 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:35.520 I didn't get a hot mothbun. There was another one 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:38.360 I got, Oh, not moth to cheat. No, it wasn't 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:41.159 moth to choot I it was I was David Hassel 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:44.039 moth because it was a male moth. Oh no, his 0:04:44.279 --> 0:04:47.480 wife is going to be so upset, Miss pedestrian mothing. 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:49.800 She's the mother of all my pet moths. 0:04:49.880 --> 0:04:50.400 Yeah. 0:04:51.040 --> 0:04:52.840 They all seemed to lurk on my side of the 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:55.360 desk in the old studio, shaid, I take that personally. 0:04:55.000 --> 0:04:56.960 Rather insulting to be hoes. Yeah, they never came around 0:04:56.960 --> 0:05:00.120 my desk anyway. Speaking of coming around our desk, we're 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:02.880 all here now, and we're surrounded on this beautiful iGEM desk, 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:06.599 which the next foreseeable seasons of this podcast will broadcast from. 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:09.080 So please bear with us if they're at teething issues 0:05:09.160 --> 0:05:12.520 or sound issues. We are genuinely learning how to use them. 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:15.720 Yeah, I'm not confidence even recording, but we'll fucking push on. 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:18.360 If it's your first time listening, welcome to Is it 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:18.719 just me? 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:20.800 Yeah? Every episode we start the same with it Is 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:23.600 it just me? Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. 0:05:23.640 --> 0:05:26.680 Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's as a surprise. 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:27.560 We do not. We're going in blind. 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:29.240 We don't know much today, to be honest with you, 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:30.200 do we I really. 0:05:30.000 --> 0:05:32.840 Hope it's not anyone's first time listening. We're normally more 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:33.359 slick than this. 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:34.000 I doubt it all. 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:35.680 I don't know if we are. That's not even accurate. 0:05:35.760 --> 0:05:38.960 It's just really bright in here, That's true. 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:41.800 I actually feel like I'm on stage right now because 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:44.720 there's blinding lights. I can only see the first row 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:47.040 of people in front of me totally, and I am 0:05:47.160 --> 0:05:49.719 standing up like the stand up comic. I am true. 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:51.640 I actually feel like I'm doing a show right now. 0:05:51.680 --> 0:05:53.760 You are. How did you go with parking, Mitch? Because 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:54.800 there's no parking spots here? 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:59.159 Al So now you admit it? What when I was 0:05:59.200 --> 0:06:01.479 asking for a lift. Couple of weeks ago, when I 0:06:01.520 --> 0:06:03.160 was asking a carpool with you, you were like, no, there's 0:06:03.200 --> 0:06:05.560 street parking. You'll be fine. You'll be fine. And now 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:07.000 you say there's no parking. 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:09.280 No, what I mean is there's no parking for podcast 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:11.560 talent in the old building. You could take the parking lot. 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:14.080 I get one, of course, because I'm syndicated across the cities. 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:16.360 But I Jenny, you don't get one either. 0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:20.080 No, I don't really need Well, I'll be totally honest 0:06:20.120 --> 0:06:22.560 with you. Here's how parking went. I could only get 0:06:22.680 --> 0:06:24.800 a one hour spot, and that was about three fuck 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:26.920 an hours ago, because that's how long it'd taken us 0:06:26.960 --> 0:06:28.960 to set this bullshit up. But hey, we're here now, 0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:29.560 I think. 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:32.359 Put the fine on the kideo. It's okay, God, we 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:34.640 have clearance. Shall we just start this thing? 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:36.360 Yeah, let's fucking start. Do you want to go with 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:38.400 your origin first? Should I? Mind's Easter related? 0:06:38.440 --> 0:06:38.640 Oh? 0:06:38.720 --> 0:06:40.200 So's mine? Is it? Yes? 0:06:41.160 --> 0:06:42.840 We waited here. We had a week off for Easter, 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:44.680 so we've got to do all the Easter chat now. 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:47.120 All right, well you go first, because mine's exactly the same. 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:50.520 All right, count me and Bradley, please, that's a boy. 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:52.159 Is it just me? 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:56.560 Whatever happened to giving up shit for lent? 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:57.200 Oh? 0:06:57.279 --> 0:06:57.440 Yeah? 0:06:57.480 --> 0:06:57.840 What are you? 0:06:57.960 --> 0:06:59.919 What happened land? 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:01.000 It's a thing? 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:03.640 I'm assuming, No, it's definitely a thing. 0:07:04.000 --> 0:07:05.400 Did you go to a Catholic school dinner? 0:07:05.480 --> 0:07:05.640 Yeah? 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:07.839 Yeah, yeah, because I'd never heard of it when I 0:07:07.839 --> 0:07:10.120 went to Bogenate Public. And then when I was like, 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:12.200 how old are you in year four? Is that ten? 0:07:12.520 --> 0:07:12.760 Yeah? 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:13.040 Nine? 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:13.280 Ten? 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:15.080 Yeah. When I was ten, I moved to a Catholic 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:17.720 school and they started teaching us about lentz oh and 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:20.920 how you give up something that you derive pleasure from 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:23.679 for forty days in the lead up to Easter, forty 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:27.360 days so that you can understand the sacrifice that Jesus 0:07:27.520 --> 0:07:30.520 Christ our Lord made when he went around the desert 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:32.680 for forty days and then ended up going to hang 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:33.400 on the cross. 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:36.880 From kindergarten on woods, we are to write what we 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:38.680 were giving up on It. 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:40.400 Was mandatory giving up things. 0:07:40.200 --> 0:07:41.880 For lents, and it was put up on the wall. 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:43.880 You got to choose what you'd give up. Yeah, but 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:45.880 Jesus didn't. He didn't get to give up his iPad. He 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:47.520 had to give up his fucking life. 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:50.040 Well, they never made it mandatory for us. It was 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:51.880 just strongly encouraged, and I thought it was going to 0:07:51.880 --> 0:07:55.080 be a thing as an adult. But I can honestly 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:57.080 say I've not met anyone in my adult life that 0:07:57.080 --> 0:07:58.720 has told me, oh, sorry, I'm in the middle of lent. 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:00.280 Yeah, you know what lent reminds me. We have the 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:01.320 forty hour femine. 0:08:01.880 --> 0:08:04.880 Did you ever do the forty forty thing? 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:05.160 Yeah? 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:05.480 No, No. 0:08:05.720 --> 0:08:07.440 The girls would come to school and they'd be like, 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:11.160 this is all I'm eating, Yeah, in solidarity with insert 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:12.040 charity here. 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:15.240 And it had that little money boxing the white cardod thing. 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:16.960 Really yes, did you ever do it? 0:08:16.960 --> 0:08:17.440 Mitchell? Yeah? 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:19.120 I did the forty hour Famine, but it was over 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:22.440 the weekend. There was nothing at school happening. You would 0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:24.680 obviously do fundraising in the Leader, but it was like, 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:28.000 let's say you'd have an early dinner at six pm 0:08:28.040 --> 0:08:31.200 on Friday, because then by seven the forty hours begins 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:35.120 and then you can't eat again until eleven am Sunday. Wow, 0:08:35.240 --> 0:08:36.280 I think that's forty hours. 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:38.199 Fuck yeah, it sounds right. 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:40.760 But what was it for was it was for refugees, 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:43.400 because that's the Yeah, it was for charity, and they 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:45.600 didn't want you to eat nothing, and so fat fuck 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:49.080 little Mitchell was just devouring barley sugars because that's all 0:08:49.120 --> 0:08:52.880 you're allowed to eat. What's Oh, it's a really dreadful lollie. 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:54.560 It's like those ones that are wrapped in plastic, like 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:58.439 the what are they called the butterscotch they flap. Oh, 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:01.160 I love butter Scott, I think about it. I'm pretty 0:09:01.200 --> 0:09:04.560 sure I got butterscotch instead of barley sugar. So here's 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:08.640 little fat Mitchell in high school and it's quite dreadful 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:10.600 to think about. But my thought process was, oh, the 0:09:10.600 --> 0:09:12.240 forty half of them and may help me leave way. 0:09:12.720 --> 0:09:14.200 I think a lot of everyone. 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:16.400 Yeah, yeah, but as if that was ever gonna work, 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:19.080 it's the whole forty hours. I just binge eate butterscotch. 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:21.640 That's a lot of sugar. I remember, I got like 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:24.280 ulcers on my tongue from the amount of butterscotch own 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:25.640 nutritional value. 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:26.880 It defeats the purpose. 0:09:26.920 --> 0:09:29.480 There's a lot of sugar. I did the cab the 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:33.240 cabri Fo racing box. Remember the cabri box for the 0:09:33.240 --> 0:09:33.800 netball team? 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:35.440 Yeah, noted it for netbo. I went. I went to 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:37.120 London to perform at the National Theater at the age 0:09:37.120 --> 0:09:39.559 of twelve, and I had to raise money. So all 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:41.920 I did was actually Michelle Cury ate them all because 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:44.120 she's a chocolate fan, so she made Dad just bsb 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:46.200 an account numbered me five hundred bars. 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:47.319 That's what my family did. 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:50.000 We just ate it all totally. Those boxes are gone. 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:52.080 They were the big They looked like a toolbox, like 0:09:52.080 --> 0:09:53.120 a tradey would carry around. 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:54.800 I used to love those because I don't reckon you 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:58.400 can get the twin pack of strawberry Frettos anywhere else 0:09:58.440 --> 0:10:00.800 unless it's in one of those fundraising cab God, the 0:10:00.840 --> 0:10:01.600 twin pack, what was it? 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:01.760 Pi? 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:03.400 And the peppermint peppermin. 0:10:03.160 --> 0:10:04.400 Was good, but what was the twin pack? 0:10:04.920 --> 0:10:07.679 Just like to thrawby Fredos side by side rather than 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:08.400 one big frog. 0:10:08.880 --> 0:10:12.480 Don't look at me when you say that, dare So 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:14.559 isn't that funny? So do we think it's now back 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:15.400 to lent is? Oh? 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:15.680 Yes? 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:17.599 Is it the fall of Christianity? And I hate to 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:18.800 be the one to bring it up, but I feel 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:22.240 like there's less the pr team behind Christianity of fallen slack. 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:23.720 It used to be the real talk of the town, 0:10:24.080 --> 0:10:26.520 but now I just don't hear about Lenz. 0:10:26.600 --> 0:10:29.360 Yeah, no neither, because it's something that someone who's really 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:33.120 into particularly Christianity, would do. Land Like it's all about, 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:36.640 like I said, understanding the sacrifice that Jesus made for. 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:39.840 So you do forty days, except you get every Sunday off, 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:41.920 So it ends up being like forty five days or 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:44.200 something because every Sunday you don't have to practice lan 0:10:44.240 --> 0:10:46.240 because you're off the church. Did you just take a break, 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:48.080 did he Yeah, but they expect you to give up 0:10:48.200 --> 0:10:50.160 things that you get a lot of pleasure from, so 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:55.240 like gossiping, online shopping or social media, binge, watching TV. 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:58.040 So you can give up whatever you want, I guess. 0:10:58.120 --> 0:10:59.560 But the idea is it's meant to be something you 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:02.720 fucking like. That's for lent, that is that's forty days. 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:06.440 Forty hour famine is much more practical just forty hours. Yeah, 0:11:06.840 --> 0:11:08.400 you don't even have to give up food for forty 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:08.880 hour famine. 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:09.679 What do you give up? 0:11:09.720 --> 0:11:13.319 You can do like furniture technology. 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:15.920 Well, in support of what charity. 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:18.560 I think it's the same charity. Know there might be 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:20.800 someone with diabetes or some sort of reason that they 0:11:20.800 --> 0:11:23.040 can't go without food, so they give up something else 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:23.760 and solidarity. 0:11:23.800 --> 0:11:24.560 Okay, I get it. 0:11:24.600 --> 0:11:28.520 One of them is actually giving up talking. I reckon, 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:29.680 we could do that easily. 0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:31.240 I couldn't do that. I'd lose my job. 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:33.920 My career is to talk, But not if it starts 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:36.760 on a Friday night and ends on a Sunday morning. 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:37.760 The forty hours. 0:11:37.679 --> 0:11:38.880 True over a weekend. 0:11:39.000 --> 0:11:41.120 I reckon, I could do that easily, But then how 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:42.280 are we going to reflect that on the show. 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:44.760 We can't go. We're back after our forty hours silence. 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:47.200 Take a listen to how it went for Mitch Cheery. 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:50.640 We just livestream the whole thing and we communicate via whiteboards. 0:11:50.679 --> 0:11:52.840 Oh my like love. Actually it's like the link cafe 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:56.120 Seede would be things on a window. 0:11:56.280 --> 0:11:58.240 I love how my mind went to love. Actually, you're 0:11:58.400 --> 0:12:04.079 went to link cafe sege. Fine, dark doesn't surprise deeply stressed. 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:05.679 Let's try it. 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:08.400 Giving up technology. It's not till August, so we've got 0:12:08.480 --> 0:12:10.240 time to prepare for the forty hour Femine, No, no. 0:12:10.559 --> 0:12:14.400 Not technology. We need. We can't record talking without technology. 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:16.839 Yeah, you're right, I reckon. Technology and furniture would be 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:17.800 the hardest things to give up. 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:20.520 I'm not giving up my fucking ottoman. I'm not putting 0:12:20.559 --> 0:12:21.679 out my puff for no charity. 0:12:21.840 --> 0:12:23.360 Do the mean you sleep on the floor? 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:27.839 Well, four parts of furniture, I guess No, No, you 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:29.320 sleep in a hammock. That's furniture. 0:12:30.160 --> 0:12:30.760 Nobody, you're right? 0:12:30.760 --> 0:12:34.679 What about if the bed the bed frame is furniture. 0:12:34.360 --> 0:12:35.200 The mattress isn't. 0:12:35.520 --> 0:12:39.679 So could h okay the mattress on the floor and 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:40.319 sleep there? 0:12:40.400 --> 0:12:42.480 I guess that's the loophole. But that doesn't feel like 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:43.640 you're sacrificing much. 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:43.800 No. 0:12:44.120 --> 0:12:46.320 I feel like my back would be really fucking sore 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:49.960 after forty hours of no furniture. But at least it's 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:52.439 not forty days like Lent. Imagine giving up furniture for 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:53.560 forty days during Lents. 0:12:53.600 --> 0:12:55.240 And also, I hate to be rude, but that cross 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:56.800 Jesus was nailed to was furniture? 0:12:58.760 --> 0:13:01.240 Not the same thing. Have you even been to church? 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:02.760 Do you know any of this stuff we're talking about? 0:13:02.760 --> 0:13:04.959 I've never in my life been to church. Wait ever, no, 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:06.440 I went to a public school. I went to public 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:07.839 high school, public primary school. 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:11.160 Not even like the obligatory Catholic guilt mass on Christmas. 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:12.320 I'm agnostic. 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:14.440 I ever walked inside a church. 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:16.520 Absolutely not, and I think I'd burn alive if I 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:17.079 wanted church. 0:13:17.080 --> 0:13:19.040 Okay, that's what we're doing next for the hobby Hunt. 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:22.559 We're going to church it Jim turns to christ. 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:25.839 O God, I'll be there. It's just me. 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:32.280 You should follow these idiots online search a couple of mitches. 0:13:32.520 --> 0:13:37.240 Now idiots. I really do fucking insist that you listen 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:40.040 to episode one ninety eight, which is coming out on Wednesday, 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:44.280 because I'm bringing to life a stupid idea of ours. 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:46.199 I'm pretty good at bringing stupid shit to life. You 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:48.359 are are the top five bike bells. 0:13:48.280 --> 0:13:50.840 Which was in spite of my top five doorbells Please. 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:52.360 It was please, thank you, And. 0:13:52.400 --> 0:13:55.040 I poo pooed the doorbell idea and then you poop 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:56.840 poohed the bike bell idea. It just made no sense. 0:13:56.920 --> 0:13:57.880 We just poo poo each other. 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:00.800 I think you'll support this one because we spoke about 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:03.559 it recently. Remember how we were talking about a follow 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:06.000 up to will It Block? Will It Blend? 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:08.959 I didn't think you'd actually want this because this is 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:10.839 such a me idea. It's so dumb, and I was 0:14:10.880 --> 0:14:12.600 worried it's something that you wouldn't enjoy. 0:14:12.440 --> 0:14:15.880 It well, what we're going to do is blend entire 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:18.719 meals into like a smoothie form and see if you 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:21.040 can still taste what it was originally and you can 0:14:21.120 --> 0:14:23.400 recognize what the meal is now that it's been blended. 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:26.160 Oh my god, I love it. This is sod. So 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:28.840 you do I have to do any preparation. No, no, 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:30.600 no music. 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:33.040 Remember how we were talking about it and we were 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:35.280 going to bring the nutribullet into the studio and all 0:14:35.360 --> 0:14:37.800 that not in this studio. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:39.720 I don't think we should bring it into the new studio. 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:42.280 It'll fucking short circuit. They will building probably. 0:14:42.080 --> 0:14:43.080 This thing will fall apart. 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:44.440 And also it's so clean in here. 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:45.120 It is clean. 0:14:45.280 --> 0:14:47.400 So I reckon I'll do it in advance and bring 0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:47.760 him in for you. 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:48.680 Okay, so it's Wednesday. 0:14:48.880 --> 0:14:50.120 Yes, that's so excited. 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:51.000 It's just going to be good. 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:52.840 And I'm not going to fuck with you and put 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:54.840 gross things in this movie. You don't worry. It's going 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:55.760 to be just proper meal. 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:57.520 No, no, I don't want you to. Okay, I gon 0:14:57.560 --> 0:14:59.240 to turn my headphone volume up because it's very low. 0:14:59.240 --> 0:15:01.520 I think it's you know, it's over there. The other side. 0:15:02.280 --> 0:15:04.680 Your cord is coming from there? Oh stop? 0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:07.800 What? Sorry? 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:11.240 Sorry? As we said, teething issues today. I didn't know 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:13.360 that this desk what do you call it when it 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:14.360 can go up and down? Sit? 0:15:14.480 --> 0:15:14.760 Stand? 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:15.520 Is it hydraulic? 0:15:15.600 --> 0:15:16.160 Yeah? It hydro? 0:15:16.640 --> 0:15:18.280