Speaker 1: Hello, idiots, It's roving reporter oscar with breaking news. Before
Speaker 1: this episode begins, I have an official warning.
Speaker 2: If you are a parent.
Speaker 1: Who happens to be listening with kids in the car,
Speaker 1: don't turn this podcast off now. This has grown up time,
Speaker 1: because Mitch and Mitch were very naughty in this episode,
Speaker 1: and we'd hate to disrespect the magic of the Easter
Speaker 1: Bunny and Santa and the Tooth Fairy.
Speaker 2: So if that magic is alive and well in your home.
Speaker 1: Don't fucking let your kids listen to this episode.
Speaker 3: We wouldn't want to ruin any magic, now, would we.
Speaker 3: But while I'm at at healthy, Harold is a fucking puppet.
Speaker 2: Bye. Just rested a couple of mitches for the rude
Speaker 2: shop of young adults? Did you know this? And Apple
Speaker 2: has the same caffeine as a four one shot coffee? Bullshit?
Speaker 3: He's serious?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going a good God. Now, what is it
Speaker 2: that says there is no caffeine in the house? No
Speaker 2: jury and micheal cous hello you hallo, oh my god.
Speaker 2: For the very first time, mister and missus churry. You
Speaker 2: know when they do a wedding they go for the
Speaker 2: very first time.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, yeah, I present to you.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Correct, Why would I take your name if we were
Speaker 3: getting married.
Speaker 2: Let's be real, whoever takes the D takes the name.
Speaker 3: That is so not true. That's true.
Speaker 2: That's what they say in the gay world.
Speaker 3: I've never heard anyone say that.
Speaker 2: Anyone who takes the D doesn't drop the knee. If
Speaker 2: you take the D, you don't get to propose.
Speaker 3: Oh I hate all of these rules.
Speaker 2: Can I just say I just made them up?
Speaker 3: Okay? God, you know me.
Speaker 2: I love a name first, id Second, it may sounded
Speaker 2: very convincing.
Speaker 3: To be fair, what were you going to say? I
Speaker 3: actually forget everything you said the very first time.
Speaker 2: For the very first time, Mitch and I alive from
Speaker 2: the state of the art Ijem Tower, our new studio.
Speaker 3: So we've moved into the new home that we've been
Speaker 3: talking about for Oh my god, Dela Cherry just put
Speaker 3: disco lights on a heath.
Speaker 2: They are like, look into that for a second and
Speaker 2: that will astra project you to another planet.
Speaker 3: It actually looks like the lamest party ever. This is
Speaker 3: the dance floor at a leagues club. Look, it's very
Speaker 3: fancy in here. It looks gorgeous. The view from the
Speaker 3: office window is stunning, but I'm in a tears. I'm
Speaker 3: very stressed.
Speaker 2: You are very stressed because we.
Speaker 3: Don't know how to fucking use it. That's the only issue.
Speaker 2: Nothing works. And uh and it's.
Speaker 3: Not only that we don't know how to use the studio,
Speaker 3: it's that everyone we ask, how do we just hit record?
Speaker 3: Like not sure? So we're just we're just gonna wing it.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have some teething issues. I suspect.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, so we're in the new iHeart Studios. We
Speaker 2: used to record from the Kiss FM radio studios, which
Speaker 2: has like we're all radio people, so we use the
Speaker 2: radio panel and what I use for my radio shows,
Speaker 2: we'd use for the podcast. So it was seamless. But
Speaker 2: is just a desk with like a bunch of mics
Speaker 2: and one hundred different cameras.
Speaker 3: And we're controlling our microphones not with buttons and a desk,
Speaker 3: but with an iPad. And I'm just not confident that
Speaker 3: it's fucking charged. All things that could go wrong.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I wonder if I can just press the home.
Speaker 3: Don't press anything. Oh don't right, Mitchell, Look there's apps.
Speaker 3: Don't what's in the photo?
Speaker 5: R't Mitchell?
Speaker 2: It how gonna take a selfie?
Speaker 3: No, don't if you've taken us off, we really furious
Speaker 3: with you.
Speaker 2: Hello, I think we're on.
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, we're still on. Just don't touch the iPad. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm not even joking, Like my nerves are shot today.
Speaker 2: And you're standing up as well.
Speaker 3: They don't even have enough chairs for all of us.
Speaker 2: Only two. There's one for me and of course one
Speaker 2: for PKJ Prize keeper. Gener is back for twenty twenty, back.
Speaker 3: Back for tween twenty four. It's fucking April. But welcome back, Jenny.
Speaker 3: You dogged us in our last week before Easter.
Speaker 5: Yes, but I did make an appearance you did.
Speaker 3: I feel a little bit sad, don't you, because I
Speaker 3: didn't realize when we were in our old studio for
Speaker 3: the last time that it was the last time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm with you on that I.
Speaker 3: Didn't get the chance to say goodbye.
Speaker 2: Also, it wasn't our actual studio the last recording we did,
Speaker 2: which had Oscar. That wasn't even our main studio. That
Speaker 2: was the backup Shuo.
Speaker 3: So what has it been like three weeks nearly a
Speaker 3: month since our og studio? I miss my moths.
Speaker 2: Oh the moths in there.
Speaker 5: Favorite to get the moth.
Speaker 2: I actually killed one of those moths in my last
Speaker 2: radio show, and that you didn't. Yeah, I just swent
Speaker 2: and it fell to the ground.
Speaker 3: No, they're my pets. I became quite attached to the moths.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you did.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 2: One's dead. I killed it.
Speaker 3: Please tell me it wasn't hot mothbun. She's my favorite.
Speaker 3: I didn't get a hot mothbun. There was another one
Speaker 3: I got, Oh, not moth to cheat. No, it wasn't
Speaker 3: moth to choot I it was I was David Hassel
Speaker 3: moth because it was a male moth. Oh no, his
Speaker 3: wife is going to be so upset, Miss pedestrian mothing.
Speaker 3: She's the mother of all my pet moths.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: They all seemed to lurk on my side of the
Speaker 3: desk in the old studio, shaid, I take that personally.
Speaker 2: Rather insulting to be hoes. Yeah, they never came around
Speaker 2: my desk anyway. Speaking of coming around our desk, we're
Speaker 2: all here now, and we're surrounded on this beautiful iGEM desk,
Speaker 2: which the next foreseeable seasons of this podcast will broadcast from.
Speaker 2: So please bear with us if they're at teething issues
Speaker 2: or sound issues. We are genuinely learning how to use them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not confidence even recording, but we'll fucking push on.
Speaker 3: If it's your first time listening, welcome to Is it
Speaker 3: just me?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Every episode we start the same with it Is
Speaker 2: it just me? Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 2: Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's as a surprise.
Speaker 3: We do not. We're going in blind.
Speaker 2: We don't know much today, to be honest with you,
Speaker 2: do we I really.
Speaker 3: Hope it's not anyone's first time listening. We're normally more
Speaker 3: slick than this.
Speaker 2: I doubt it all.
Speaker 3: I don't know if we are. That's not even accurate.
Speaker 5: It's just really bright in here, That's true.
Speaker 3: I actually feel like I'm on stage right now because
Speaker 3: there's blinding lights. I can only see the first row
Speaker 3: of people in front of me totally, and I am
Speaker 3: standing up like the stand up comic. I am true.
Speaker 3: I actually feel like I'm doing a show right now.
Speaker 2: You are. How did you go with parking, Mitch? Because
Speaker 2: there's no parking spots here?
Speaker 3: Al So now you admit it? What when I was
Speaker 3: asking for a lift. Couple of weeks ago, when I
Speaker 3: was asking a carpool with you, you were like, no, there's
Speaker 3: street parking. You'll be fine. You'll be fine. And now
Speaker 3: you say there's no parking.
Speaker 2: No, what I mean is there's no parking for podcast
Speaker 2: talent in the old building. You could take the parking lot.
Speaker 2: I get one, of course, because I'm syndicated across the cities.
Speaker 2: But I Jenny, you don't get one either.
Speaker 3: No, I don't really need Well, I'll be totally honest
Speaker 3: with you. Here's how parking went. I could only get
Speaker 3: a one hour spot, and that was about three fuck
Speaker 3: an hours ago, because that's how long it'd taken us
Speaker 3: to set this bullshit up. But hey, we're here now,
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: Put the fine on the kideo. It's okay, God, we
Speaker 2: have clearance. Shall we just start this thing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's fucking start. Do you want to go with
Speaker 3: your origin first? Should I? Mind's Easter related?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: So's mine? Is it? Yes?
Speaker 3: We waited here. We had a week off for Easter,
Speaker 3: so we've got to do all the Easter chat now.
Speaker 2: All right, well you go first, because mine's exactly the same.
Speaker 3: All right, count me and Bradley, please, that's a boy.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Whatever happened to giving up shit for lent?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What are you?
Speaker 5: What happened land?
Speaker 3: It's a thing?
Speaker 5: I'm assuming, No, it's definitely a thing.
Speaker 3: Did you go to a Catholic school dinner?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because I'd never heard of it when I
Speaker 3: went to Bogenate Public. And then when I was like,
Speaker 3: how old are you in year four? Is that ten?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Nine?
Speaker 6: Ten?
Speaker 3: Yeah. When I was ten, I moved to a Catholic
Speaker 3: school and they started teaching us about lentz oh and
Speaker 3: how you give up something that you derive pleasure from
Speaker 3: for forty days in the lead up to Easter, forty
Speaker 3: days so that you can understand the sacrifice that Jesus
Speaker 3: Christ our Lord made when he went around the desert
Speaker 3: for forty days and then ended up going to hang
Speaker 3: on the cross.
Speaker 6: From kindergarten on woods, we are to write what we
Speaker 6: were giving up on It.
Speaker 3: Was mandatory giving up things.
Speaker 5: For lents, and it was put up on the wall.
Speaker 2: You got to choose what you'd give up. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: Jesus didn't. He didn't get to give up his iPad. He
Speaker 2: had to give up his fucking life.
Speaker 3: Well, they never made it mandatory for us. It was
Speaker 3: just strongly encouraged, and I thought it was going to
Speaker 3: be a thing as an adult. But I can honestly
Speaker 3: say I've not met anyone in my adult life that
Speaker 3: has told me, oh, sorry, I'm in the middle of lent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what lent reminds me. We have the
Speaker 2: forty hour femine.
Speaker 3: Did you ever do the forty forty thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, No.
Speaker 2: The girls would come to school and they'd be like,
Speaker 2: this is all I'm eating, Yeah, in solidarity with insert
Speaker 2: charity here.
Speaker 6: And it had that little money boxing the white cardod thing.
Speaker 3: Really yes, did you ever do it?
Speaker 2: Mitchell? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I did the forty hour Famine, but it was over
Speaker 3: the weekend. There was nothing at school happening. You would
Speaker 3: obviously do fundraising in the Leader, but it was like,
Speaker 3: let's say you'd have an early dinner at six pm
Speaker 3: on Friday, because then by seven the forty hours begins
Speaker 3: and then you can't eat again until eleven am Sunday. Wow,
Speaker 3: I think that's forty hours.
Speaker 5: Fuck yeah, it sounds right.
Speaker 3: But what was it for was it was for refugees,
Speaker 3: because that's the Yeah, it was for charity, and they
Speaker 3: didn't want you to eat nothing, and so fat fuck
Speaker 3: little Mitchell was just devouring barley sugars because that's all
Speaker 3: you're allowed to eat. What's Oh, it's a really dreadful lollie.
Speaker 3: It's like those ones that are wrapped in plastic, like
Speaker 3: the what are they called the butterscotch they flap. Oh,
Speaker 3: I love butter Scott, I think about it. I'm pretty
Speaker 3: sure I got butterscotch instead of barley sugar. So here's
Speaker 3: little fat Mitchell in high school and it's quite dreadful
Speaker 3: to think about. But my thought process was, oh, the
Speaker 3: forty half of them and may help me leave way.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of everyone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but as if that was ever gonna work,
Speaker 3: it's the whole forty hours. I just binge eate butterscotch.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of sugar. I remember, I got like
Speaker 3: ulcers on my tongue from the amount of butterscotch own
Speaker 3: nutritional value.
Speaker 2: It defeats the purpose.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of sugar. I did the cab the
Speaker 3: cabri Fo racing box. Remember the cabri box for the
Speaker 3: netball team?
Speaker 2: Yeah, noted it for netbo. I went. I went to
Speaker 2: London to perform at the National Theater at the age
Speaker 2: of twelve, and I had to raise money. So all
Speaker 2: I did was actually Michelle Cury ate them all because
Speaker 2: she's a chocolate fan, so she made Dad just bsb
Speaker 2: an account numbered me five hundred bars.
Speaker 5: That's what my family did.
Speaker 2: We just ate it all totally. Those boxes are gone.
Speaker 2: They were the big They looked like a toolbox, like
Speaker 2: a tradey would carry around.
Speaker 3: I used to love those because I don't reckon you
Speaker 3: can get the twin pack of strawberry Frettos anywhere else
Speaker 3: unless it's in one of those fundraising cab God, the
Speaker 3: twin pack, what was it?
Speaker 4: Pi?
Speaker 3: And the peppermint peppermin.
Speaker 2: Was good, but what was the twin pack?
Speaker 3: Just like to thrawby Fredos side by side rather than
Speaker 3: one big frog.
Speaker 2: Don't look at me when you say that, dare So
Speaker 2: isn't that funny? So do we think it's now back
Speaker 2: to lent is? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Is it the fall of Christianity? And I hate to
Speaker 2: be the one to bring it up, but I feel
Speaker 2: like there's less the pr team behind Christianity of fallen slack.
Speaker 2: It used to be the real talk of the town,
Speaker 2: but now I just don't hear about Lenz.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no neither, because it's something that someone who's really
Speaker 3: into particularly Christianity, would do. Land Like it's all about,
Speaker 3: like I said, understanding the sacrifice that Jesus made for.
Speaker 3: So you do forty days, except you get every Sunday off,
Speaker 3: So it ends up being like forty five days or
Speaker 3: something because every Sunday you don't have to practice lan
Speaker 3: because you're off the church. Did you just take a break,
Speaker 3: did he Yeah, but they expect you to give up
Speaker 3: things that you get a lot of pleasure from, so
Speaker 3: like gossiping, online shopping or social media, binge, watching TV.
Speaker 3: So you can give up whatever you want, I guess.
Speaker 3: But the idea is it's meant to be something you
Speaker 3: fucking like. That's for lent, that is that's forty days.
Speaker 3: Forty hour famine is much more practical just forty hours. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you don't even have to give up food for forty
Speaker 3: hour famine.
Speaker 2: What do you give up?
Speaker 3: You can do like furniture technology.
Speaker 2: Well, in support of what charity.
Speaker 3: I think it's the same charity. Know there might be
Speaker 3: someone with diabetes or some sort of reason that they
Speaker 3: can't go without food, so they give up something else
Speaker 3: and solidarity.
Speaker 2: Okay, I get it.
Speaker 3: One of them is actually giving up talking. I reckon,
Speaker 3: we could do that easily.
Speaker 2: I couldn't do that. I'd lose my job.
Speaker 3: My career is to talk, But not if it starts
Speaker 3: on a Friday night and ends on a Sunday morning.
Speaker 3: The forty hours.
Speaker 2: True over a weekend.
Speaker 3: I reckon, I could do that easily, But then how
Speaker 3: are we going to reflect that on the show.
Speaker 2: We can't go. We're back after our forty hours silence.
Speaker 2: Take a listen to how it went for Mitch Cheery.
Speaker 3: We just livestream the whole thing and we communicate via whiteboards.
Speaker 2: Oh my like love. Actually it's like the link cafe
Speaker 2: Seede would be things on a window.
Speaker 3: I love how my mind went to love. Actually, you're
Speaker 3: went to link cafe sege. Fine, dark doesn't surprise deeply stressed.
Speaker 2: Let's try it.
Speaker 3: Giving up technology. It's not till August, so we've got
Speaker 3: time to prepare for the forty hour Femine, No, no.
Speaker 2: Not technology. We need. We can't record talking without technology.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, I reckon. Technology and furniture would be
Speaker 3: the hardest things to give up.
Speaker 2: I'm not giving up my fucking ottoman. I'm not putting
Speaker 2: out my puff for no charity.
Speaker 3: Do the mean you sleep on the floor?
Speaker 2: Well, four parts of furniture, I guess No, No, you
Speaker 2: sleep in a hammock. That's furniture.
Speaker 3: Nobody, you're right?
Speaker 5: What about if the bed the bed frame is furniture.
Speaker 2: The mattress isn't.
Speaker 5: So could h okay the mattress on the floor and
Speaker 5: sleep there?
Speaker 3: I guess that's the loophole. But that doesn't feel like
Speaker 3: you're sacrificing much.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: I feel like my back would be really fucking sore
Speaker 3: after forty hours of no furniture. But at least it's
Speaker 3: not forty days like Lent. Imagine giving up furniture for
Speaker 3: forty days during Lents.
Speaker 2: And also, I hate to be rude, but that cross
Speaker 2: Jesus was nailed to was furniture?
Speaker 3: Not the same thing. Have you even been to church?
Speaker 3: Do you know any of this stuff we're talking about?
Speaker 2: I've never in my life been to church. Wait ever, no,
Speaker 2: I went to a public school. I went to public
Speaker 2: high school, public primary school.
Speaker 3: Not even like the obligatory Catholic guilt mass on Christmas.
Speaker 2: I'm agnostic.
Speaker 5: I ever walked inside a church.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not, and I think I'd burn alive if I
Speaker 2: wanted church.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's what we're doing next for the hobby Hunt.
Speaker 3: We're going to church it Jim turns to christ.
Speaker 2: O God, I'll be there. It's just me.
Speaker 6: You should follow these idiots online search a couple of mitches.
Speaker 3: Now idiots. I really do fucking insist that you listen
Speaker 3: to episode one ninety eight, which is coming out on Wednesday,
Speaker 3: because I'm bringing to life a stupid idea of ours.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty good at bringing stupid shit to life. You
Speaker 3: are are the top five bike bells.
Speaker 2: Which was in spite of my top five doorbells Please.
Speaker 2: It was please, thank you, And.
Speaker 3: I poo pooed the doorbell idea and then you poop
Speaker 3: poohed the bike bell idea. It just made no sense.
Speaker 2: We just poo poo each other.
Speaker 3: I think you'll support this one because we spoke about
Speaker 3: it recently. Remember how we were talking about a follow
Speaker 3: up to will It Block? Will It Blend?
Speaker 2: I didn't think you'd actually want this because this is
Speaker 2: such a me idea. It's so dumb, and I was
Speaker 2: worried it's something that you wouldn't enjoy.
Speaker 3: It well, what we're going to do is blend entire
Speaker 3: meals into like a smoothie form and see if you
Speaker 3: can still taste what it was originally and you can
Speaker 3: recognize what the meal is now that it's been blended.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love it. This is sod. So
Speaker 2: you do I have to do any preparation. No, no,
Speaker 2: no music.
Speaker 3: Remember how we were talking about it and we were
Speaker 3: going to bring the nutribullet into the studio and all
Speaker 3: that not in this studio. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 3: I don't think we should bring it into the new studio.
Speaker 3: It'll fucking short circuit. They will building probably.
Speaker 2: This thing will fall apart.
Speaker 3: And also it's so clean in here.
Speaker 2: It is clean.
Speaker 3: So I reckon I'll do it in advance and bring
Speaker 3: him in for you.
Speaker 2: Okay, so it's Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's so excited.
Speaker 5: It's just going to be good.
Speaker 3: And I'm not going to fuck with you and put
Speaker 3: gross things in this movie. You don't worry. It's going
Speaker 3: to be just proper meal.
Speaker 2: No, no, I don't want you to. Okay, I gon
Speaker 2: to turn my headphone volume up because it's very low.
Speaker 3: I think it's you know, it's over there. The other side.
Speaker 3: Your cord is coming from there? Oh stop?
Speaker 4: What? Sorry?
Speaker 3: Sorry? As we said, teething issues today. I didn't know
Speaker 3: that this desk what do you call it when it
Speaker 3: can go up and down? Sit?
Speaker 2: Stand?
Speaker 3: Is it hydraulic?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It hydro?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, what the fuck did you just press to
Speaker 3: make the desk go down?
Speaker 2: I just crushed my thigh against the desk.
Speaker 4: In a chair.
Speaker 3: Hang on, your headphones are over this side, so the
Speaker 3: wrong button.
Speaker 2: I'm going to put the table back up first.
Speaker 3: Right, sorry?
Speaker 2: Tell me how high it is? Too high?
Speaker 3: Well, there we go.
Speaker 2: I like that all right, Jenna.
Speaker 3: Well it's fine to me because I'm standing up.
Speaker 2: Don't be daft. You look simple.
Speaker 3: Like I said, we're figuring ship out as we go along.
Speaker 3: In a little bit. We're doing and is it just
Speaker 3: you caller?
Speaker 2: If we can get them, I've organized thought about this.
Speaker 3: We're just going to be doing trial and error on
Speaker 3: the podcast.
Speaker 2: Totally.
Speaker 3: This is it. I appreciate your patience.
Speaker 2: We love you idiots. All right? Shall I do my agent? Yes,
Speaker 2: we're ready for you, I said, Easter related, so yeah,
Speaker 2: count me in, Bradley.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Do you think Easter chocolate should be available all year out.
Speaker 3: That would just rob Easter of its magic.
Speaker 2: Well, it's got nothing to do with the magic of Easter.
Speaker 2: It's got all to do with the flavor of Easter chocolate.
Speaker 2: Do you too agree that Easter chocolate tastes different to
Speaker 2: normal chocolate?
Speaker 3: Depends on the chocolate.
Speaker 5: I do like that Easter chocolate is hollow.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, see that's the kid, That's that's We've got
Speaker 2: big issues here. Let's start with one. The taste. I
Speaker 2: think the taste is different. I think the taste of
Speaker 2: chocolate is a little sweeter in Easter chocolate.
Speaker 3: Well, apparently the taste was different this year, because weren't
Speaker 3: people saying that Cabri fucked their recipe?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I wanted to talk about. Cabri were
Speaker 2: accused of changing their recipe or potentially selling stale eggs
Speaker 2: from last year.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, because do you know what? I actually noticed
Speaker 3: that because I went to the Thursday night Easter raffle
Speaker 3: at my local bowl O.
Speaker 2: I saw that didn't Sean win the meat raffles something?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he won the fuck prawn platter again, but he
Speaker 3: also won a hamper of Easter eggs, which is what
Speaker 3: I had my eye on, so I was thrilled that
Speaker 3: he won that. But my friends were there with us.
Speaker 3: We had a couple of the you know, the medium
Speaker 3: sized Cabria eggs. Yep, and one of my friends goes,
Speaker 3: this is not right, this is different. And I put
Speaker 3: it down to the fact that perhaps the Bowler were
Speaker 3: a bit scabby and they just got Easter eggs last
Speaker 3: year when they were on special post Easter, and that
Speaker 3: maybe they'd gone a bit yuk. But they did tasty,
Speaker 3: almost soapy, yes, almost soapy. And then I saw all
Speaker 3: the headlines about people saying Cadbury have changed their recipe
Speaker 3: and I thought I knew it because I didn't notice.
Speaker 3: I'd just stuck to my trusty red tulip. Yes, so
Speaker 3: I didn't notice. But that one egg I had at
Speaker 3: the Bowler, I was like, yeah, something's off about this.
Speaker 2: I had a kind of surprise. The big one. Every year,
Speaker 2: I asked, with a big kinder with a big toy
Speaker 2: in it?
Speaker 3: Is that even Easter chocolate?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they do it as an Easter egg ah yeah,
Speaker 2: although it is always an egg A big toy, yeah,
Speaker 2: big toy.
Speaker 3: What to get?
Speaker 2: Oh Aquaman? I played with him in the pool. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, it was very fun. I think he's still
Speaker 2: the bottle of the pool. And that chocolate was answered.
Speaker 2: I didn't enjoy it. Yeah, I don't know, but that's Kinderwayno,
Speaker 2: So I just think we need to have more fun
Speaker 2: with chocolate. Easter chocolate is different. It's more fun. We
Speaker 2: were talking about it a couple of weeks ago when
Speaker 2: we did will it block but lint do the lint
Speaker 2: bunny in the The limb bunny is the best tasting
Speaker 2: linte Having it in bunny form tastes different. It's placebo,
Speaker 2: it's mental.
Speaker 3: Well, I've always said on this very podcast. I hate
Speaker 3: to bang on about it again, but to me, cadbre
Speaker 3: Easter eggs taste the same as normal Cabria chocolate where
Speaker 3: it's red chulip has that distinct nostalgic Easter taste.
Speaker 2: We simply mustn't have this conversation. We did a taste
Speaker 2: test one year and you made me guess and I
Speaker 2: got it wrong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you were blindfolded and you were poo pooing my
Speaker 3: precious red chulup and we said, no, shit was And
Speaker 3: then I blindfolded you and you tasted Cabrian red tulip,
Speaker 3: and you said that one's better, and it was red chilap.
Speaker 2: Do you think East is one of the better? Hole
Speaker 2: like the better? Do we get the better like merch
Speaker 2: for East? Like Christmas match? Think about it. You don't
Speaker 2: get much chocolate, you get candy canes, you get like
Speaker 2: a spiced cake.
Speaker 3: I had to bring religion into it again. But apparently
Speaker 3: Easter is considered the more significant holiday.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, in the eyes of the church kind of
Speaker 5: new life.
Speaker 2: Jesus passed and yeah, and then Christmas. I believe he
Speaker 2: was circumcised or something. What happened to christ was born?
Speaker 3: Apparently it's death it's more significant than it's birth.
Speaker 2: Yes, well the birth came what came first? Christmas or Easter? Christmas?
Speaker 3: Because what came first, the Jesus or the East reg.
Speaker 2: Well, they were a fucking stale, weren't they.
Speaker 3: Do You know what I also think is it just
Speaker 3: me on the fly? Eastern and Christmas. I like that
Speaker 3: they're so close together because you've had a big break
Speaker 3: over Christmas, you're feeling a bit refreshed, and then it's
Speaker 3: kind of a rude shock diving back into everyday life,
Speaker 3: diving back into work, and so by March April, you're like, fuck,
Speaker 3: I do need another break, but now we just have
Speaker 3: to sell John for the rest of the year. The
Speaker 3: next fucking little break isn't until the June Long weekend,
Speaker 3: and that's fuck all.
Speaker 2: Now you've got your birthday.
Speaker 3: That's not a national holiday. Fuck them all should be,
Speaker 3: but it's not at this point.
Speaker 2: But the birthday is a kin to Easter and Christmas,
Speaker 2: like you get to celebrate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, but I mean like a holiday time off,
Speaker 3: a public holiday for everyone, just having time off. True,
Speaker 3: there's none for the rest of the year.
Speaker 5: Really, exact day, No.
Speaker 2: That's that I broke up. That was my breakup day.
Speaker 2: So that's ruined for me forever.
Speaker 3: What's it actually?
Speaker 2: Yeah, intact day's may breakup to miss the dawn service.
Speaker 3: Let's refag it.
Speaker 5: Sorry about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all right, it's coming up, isn't it.
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 3: Is that your origin that eats the chocolate tastes better?
Speaker 3: We need it around here, do you reckon kinder Surprise?
Speaker 3: It's the closest thing to East the chocolate all year round.
Speaker 3: That's the fucking egg.
Speaker 2: Yeah. When I said it, I realized that it's just
Speaker 2: a bigger version of it. But that's a bad example.
Speaker 5: You can only get it at Easter, the bigger version.
Speaker 2: Correct, But Cabri chocolate in an egg form versus a
Speaker 2: simple block Mitchell tastes different. Yeah, the same product, Yeah
Speaker 2: that I taste different.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just something about the hollowness. Yes. I was
Speaker 3: so upset because Mum got me the red tilt Bunny
Speaker 3: a fucking course, oh of course.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Side note. She got Sean and I his and hers bunny.
Speaker 3: So I was like, Jane, read the room.
Speaker 2: What did you get?
Speaker 3: I got the herds?
Speaker 2: Didn't that checks out, but she.
Speaker 3: Was at the pub, so I had to do Easter Bunny, Judy.
Speaker 3: That was fun scattering the eggs for all the kids.
Speaker 3: I hope they're not in the car listening right now.
Speaker 2: Oh that's cute. You scattered the eggs for the Easter
Speaker 2: egg hunt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're really shit at hunting. I woke up
Speaker 3: the next morning early as fuck, thinking it'd be so
Speaker 3: cute to watch them do the Easter egg hunt, but
Speaker 3: it was just infuriating. I was like, they're shit at this.
Speaker 3: They've missed so many kids, so I was trying to
Speaker 3: make it fun for them. I was like taping them
Speaker 3: on top of the air con, and they left huge
Speaker 3: patches of eggs, and I was like Jesus, they weren't
Speaker 3: raised like the fat fuck I was, because now there
Speaker 3: was no Easter egg that went unnoticed. And even then
Speaker 3: I was convinced they must be more where the other Totally.
Speaker 2: You and I would have been like truffle pigs at
Speaker 2: a old age of six, just sniffing in every nook
Speaker 2: and cranny.
Speaker 4: I really was.
Speaker 2: I always thought they'd been really random places, like I'd
Speaker 2: get my hand in my NaN's crotch and be like,
Speaker 2: you've hit money in there, like fuck off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'd find them in the laund room and what
Speaker 3: have you. And then I'd be like, I bet there's
Speaker 3: some in the garden. I bet there's some in the
Speaker 3: top paddicle on the top of the windmill.
Speaker 2: Always, you know, I think I was one of those
Speaker 2: annoying kids that was. I thought about it too much.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, let me go into grand dad's shit.
Speaker 2: He's probably put it between you and Cheeries. No, it
Speaker 2: was on the fucking toaster, like hiding plain sight, like
Speaker 2: right here. Mind. Nan thought she must have thought we
Speaker 2: were that simple. She's like here, it is just on
Speaker 2: a cup in a cup. Thanks Nan, You've got no
Speaker 2: credit for us.
Speaker 3: I made a piss easy for those kids, and they
Speaker 3: just could not find.
Speaker 2: It for these days. You know what my family does
Speaker 2: as an Eastern tradition, We play football with an easter egg?
Speaker 2: What what man with a hollow football? NRL do Easter
Speaker 2: eggs and a shaped like a ball.
Speaker 3: I suppose that the entirely to be intersit in football
Speaker 3: somehow through food. Yeah yeah, And then they get you
Speaker 3: on the field and you're trying to eat the fucking ball.
Speaker 3: They're like, what are they doing? Totally?
Speaker 2: Dad wanted me to play baseball for you should have
Speaker 2: given me a kebab as a bat would have got
Speaker 2: a home run. Anyway, we played football with it. We
Speaker 2: can't kick it, but we all stand around and we
Speaker 2: pass it to each other. But then you know, Uncle
Speaker 2: Phil gets a bit rowdy and throws it in the
Speaker 2: air and it shatters and the kids cry, and then
Speaker 2: the dogs eat it because it's on the grass, and
Speaker 2: we have to squeeze the dogs and make them vomits.
Speaker 2: They don't go to hospital on Christmas Day?
Speaker 3: Yeah right, beautiful tree.
Speaker 2: What days?
Speaker 3: Anyway, what I was going to say, was I gave
Speaker 3: myself the her bunny by accident because I was on
Speaker 3: Easter Bunny duty. And then the next day I bit
Speaker 3: into it and it had gone soft, so I didn't
Speaker 3: get that beautiful like echo throughout the holiday when you
Speaker 3: bite into the year and it.
Speaker 2: Just goes yeah yeahs.
Speaker 3: And I was feeling so wingy because I had to
Speaker 3: get up early for the East three count and I
Speaker 3: was like, shine on, it's too soff go put it
Speaker 3: in the fridge. And he's like, no, what a ridiculous request.
Speaker 2: And also he's the his bunny. You're the hers. You
Speaker 2: put it in the frige, not the man.
Speaker 3: Oh, because a woman belongs in the kitchen. I understand
Speaker 3: I'm playing into the trope.
Speaker 2: I don't believe that. Yeah, I'm teen women anyway.
Speaker 3: In fact, you love women so much that you just
Speaker 3: refuse to fuck them. You wouldn't want to put them
Speaker 3: through it totally. You respect them too much.
Speaker 2: I'm such a feminist, I'm choosing to be gay.
Speaker 3: Could they her better than men? Totally? Anyway? Are we
Speaker 3: done with Easter chat?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're done with this. To be honest, it's a
Speaker 2: boring fucking holiday. So let's not talk again.
Speaker 3: No, I don't. I think it's boring. Sorry, well not
Speaker 3: you full of joy? Well, there's just not much else
Speaker 3: in it. Also, the Easter.
Speaker 2: Bunny is quite horrific. It's a giant bunny.
Speaker 4: Up.
Speaker 2: Shoot it. That thing actually existed, Put it down.
Speaker 3: We all love it. What do you mean if nothing
Speaker 3: actually existing?
Speaker 2: Okay, right, if an adult with a rifle could get it,
Speaker 2: get their eyes on it. Put that put a bullet
Speaker 2: between that thing's head, it's eyes.
Speaker 5: You can't kill the Easter bunny.
Speaker 2: Santa is jolly. The tooth Fairy is cute in a
Speaker 2: little Bikinian wings like. It's a bit sexy.
Speaker 3: I had to do that too. You fuck the tooth
Speaker 3: fit No, no, no, not only with the Easter Bunny.
Speaker 3: Last weekend I was the fucking tooth and I lost
Speaker 3: two teeth and I was the only one carrying.
Speaker 2: Coin the amount of chocolate in that.
Speaker 3: God again, I hope they're not withing the tooth Fairy totally,
Speaker 3: not me, not the tooth faggot, the fair.
Speaker 2: Is it just me? That's enough of these too, now,
Speaker 2: let's hear and is it just you? All right? We've
Speaker 2: had ours?
Speaker 3: Shall we hand it over to a if we fucking can.
Speaker 3: As we've said, we've had teething issues today. We haven't
Speaker 3: actually tested the phone line. Is it gonna work?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, who are you even calling?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: That's your job to find.
Speaker 2: Out before you find out. Am I connected to this thing?
Speaker 2: I don't know you is this upstairs speaker or Rachel's
Speaker 2: air pods? What a Bluetooth dongle? I've got a a dongle.
Speaker 2: I've got to connect to a dongle.
Speaker 3: God, there's something about the word dongle that it is
Speaker 3: just so aging.
Speaker 2: Mitch's Apple Watch connected, Jenna's we Vibe pro for connected.
Speaker 3: No, we'll wait. Yeah, is that it? It looks like
Speaker 3: it's searching if you're held down the button.
Speaker 2: Dante A v Oh, yeah, that's it, Dante. Why don't
Speaker 2: you call me as a tear Sure it's working?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello? Can you hear it?
Speaker 4: Yes? I can?
Speaker 3: How are you can you hear me?
Speaker 4: I can? Okay?
Speaker 2: Good? Shop me on hold. Let's see if we can
Speaker 2: hear stuff through yours? What can you pop us on hold?
Speaker 3: I don't know if I can do that? Can I
Speaker 3: that's a good point. I think I can only put
Speaker 3: you on hold if there's more than one person in
Speaker 3: the call.
Speaker 2: I'm hanging at all right, at works, what's going on?
Speaker 2: All right, let's call this call. I have to get
Speaker 2: their name out and get their name. We're connected to
Speaker 2: Dante's AVO.
Speaker 3: Should we just competently call them Dante utill they correct it?
Speaker 2: Hello, Dante, It's Mitch, Mitch and Jenna.
Speaker 4: Hollore you Hollo, no good. How are you storing?
Speaker 2: We're so good.
Speaker 3: We're a bit fucking stressed to be on a stalin,
Speaker 3: but we're pushing through. We're learning how to use the
Speaker 3: new studio. Where are you joining us from? Dante?
Speaker 2: I'm anui, Dante, I believe you have anything? Is just
Speaker 2: me for us? Hello, Dante, I was holding the Dante.
Speaker 3: You didn't press the button, did you?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I did, but I'm holding It's not connected to Bluetooth anymore, Dante.
Speaker 3: For fox sake, Terry, you press the button? Why did
Speaker 3: you do that? I didn't mean just put the fucking
Speaker 3: Divide down?
Speaker 2: Stop touching it.
Speaker 3: I'm connecting all right, you're back, Dante.
Speaker 2: Dante, Danny close, be honest, considering what's going on in
Speaker 2: the studio.
Speaker 3: So the new software that we use to connect the
Speaker 3: phone line and make this phone call. It's called Dante,
Speaker 3: and I said, let's just call her Dante and see
Speaker 3: how long it take. Third a fucking directed But we
Speaker 3: were so close.
Speaker 4: A couple of times. I'm like, no, no, maybe it's
Speaker 4: just the phone.
Speaker 3: Place, Danny from Newcastle.
Speaker 2: Now someone's calling me. Who is it?
Speaker 3: Tammy?
Speaker 2: Tammy? Who was it? I might need to call that.
Speaker 3: I've said it with Tammy who.
Speaker 2: I don't know what Tammy Tammy?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't have any other information, Danny. Would you
Speaker 3: like to give it through before I actually flipped my ship?
Speaker 3: Now you're Tammy, she's oh.
Speaker 2: She's good. Then who's Dante? Mitchell is about to explode?
Speaker 2: We're having fun?
Speaker 4: Ah? Wait, you know Mercury is in ritro grade again?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and explains it all, doesn't it clearly?
Speaker 2: All right? Danny? Bradley or count you in and then
Speaker 2: you hit us with your Is it just me? Okay?
Speaker 4: Now I have two?
Speaker 3: Is that Otah forgot?
Speaker 4: Yes, they're both in the retail world.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll do one after the other.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, well Bradley will can't you when you're ready?
Speaker 4: Okay? Is it just me? Is there at least one
Speaker 4: goth staff member at every office work store.
Speaker 2: Goth did you say goth?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: God, totally. They flocked to office works typos and JJ noticed.
Speaker 4: No, that wasn't the same person, a particularly at two
Speaker 4: different shops. But I went together the here. It was crazy.
Speaker 2: So there's not one goth job hunting. That's just multiple goths,
Speaker 2: a gaggle of goths in your local area.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all of office works.
Speaker 2: You know what's funny? Go they kind of gather at
Speaker 2: office works. But also they love a j be high fire,
Speaker 2: don't they.
Speaker 5: Oh yeahh yeah.
Speaker 2: I never had a goth phase, which I feel like
Speaker 2: you were of.
Speaker 3: I had my version of a goth phase. It wasn't
Speaker 3: allowed to wear makeup or diamond hair black, and so
Speaker 3: I just wore black clothes. So basically everywhere when people
Speaker 3: thought I worked there, yeah that checks. Yeah, Peop would
Speaker 3: ask me the supermarket where to find the fucking tuna.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm just trying to be goth.
Speaker 2: And it was just black, Jenny, you would have not
Speaker 2: had a goth stage, I feel like no.
Speaker 5: But I had an emo side fringe?
Speaker 2: Oh did you?
Speaker 3: Oh wow?
Speaker 2: So did I?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: We all have one?
Speaker 4: Did you?
Speaker 2: I had a side fringe that went down, but the
Speaker 2: back I would tease up. That's very short stack totally
Speaker 2: like Jenna the TikTok sation? Do that a version of that?
Speaker 2: All right, well you've got another one? Do you another region?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: I do? Okay, sweet well Bradley come back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we need you.
Speaker 3: You're not off the clock just yet? One more time?
Speaker 6: Hit it.
Speaker 4: Is it just me? Does every reject shop smell weird? Yeah?
Speaker 3: It smells like last years e's the chocolate I would
Speaker 3: subject it's like musty, musty. I was trying to think
Speaker 3: of how to describe it.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're right, I don't have a reject shop near me.
Speaker 3: I don't. I can't bet you on it.
Speaker 2: No, I haven't They always next to an Aldi though,
Speaker 2: aren't they? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I feel like typically you find them right next to
Speaker 3: the car park entrance and exit near the ramps.
Speaker 2: What what do you go there for? Dante?
Speaker 4: Well, I didn't know what. There's a lot of like
Speaker 4: pretty home. Where's there?
Speaker 3: It's like there actually is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you wouldn't pick it, but I think I saw
Speaker 4: a TikTok with some and I just thought, oh wow,
Speaker 4: I need to check this close out, so I.
Speaker 5: Must say reject shops are very underrated.
Speaker 4: Oh, yes they are.
Speaker 3: It's the smell that puts people off.
Speaker 2: I reckon, what's your theory to the smell?
Speaker 3: Which I don't have a theory, but they all kind
Speaker 3: of smell like it just kind of smells like you
Speaker 3: know how you might have a linen cupboard with old
Speaker 3: photo albums in it. Yes, and you open the photo
Speaker 3: album it's like dusty plastic.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, No one wouldust those shelves, would they.
Speaker 3: Well, they wouldn't need to because there's so many bargains.
Speaker 3: Everything flies off the shelves.
Speaker 2: I can see a collaboration with you in the reject shop.
Speaker 2: It fits your brand, Mitchell.
Speaker 3: Honestly, any day of the week, I'd be there, I'd
Speaker 3: sign up. I was a go Low girl back in
Speaker 3: the day. I don't know how reject shops life. But
Speaker 3: go Loo didn't.
Speaker 2: I had Bilo, did you was it the same?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: That was the supermarket. Go Loo was like like Clints,
Speaker 3: like crazy Clintyes, I've never heard it. Did you just
Speaker 3: not go to any pavo shops? Are you rich?
Speaker 5: Dollars and cents?
Speaker 2: Never heard of it?
Speaker 3: But you had fucking Fox held it in't to Yatha.
Speaker 2: I did have the IQ three Big Brother back in
Speaker 2: the day.
Speaker 3: Oh, the idea of being able to pause and rewind
Speaker 3: TV was just so much.
Speaker 2: It was we could record. That's so, But the problem
Speaker 2: is my parents are so obsessed with it. That's the
Speaker 2: only way they know now. So there are better ways?
Speaker 2: Are you streaming or catch up? But no, Mum has
Speaker 2: to pause the news if she can't watch it and
Speaker 2: then play. So sometimes I'll get home from night the
Speaker 2: Night Show at ten pm and Mums paused the six
Speaker 2: pm news. She just want to miss it, but she's
Speaker 2: missed all her other shows. Really well, Dante, thanks for
Speaker 2: those very astute observations.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you God.
Speaker 3: Now make sure you hit up prize keeper Jenna, won't you,
Speaker 3: because she'll send you a prize for coming on the
Speaker 3: podcast with us today? Yes, I will.
Speaker 4: I still yet to get one from last year. I
Speaker 4: can't forgetting I did I brought in the veil? Is
Speaker 4: it just you?
Speaker 3: Last valet and veil? And how to pronounce you? So
Speaker 3: you didn't get it because you've forgot to hit gener Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do we now technically over three? Now that she's done
Speaker 3: three gyms in total.
Speaker 2: Why don't we just give her like a bigger price.
Speaker 3: A recheck stop boucher. I would necessarily buy food there,
Speaker 3: but like you can get cheaper cleaning products there and
Speaker 3: pet food.
Speaker 2: I've I've heard, I heard that's a hack also to
Speaker 2: go to the reject shop for like dishwashing tablets. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: that's a big one there, all right, Dante, Well, thanks
Speaker 2: for listening, Honey. We love you, Danny, Dante, love you, Danny.
Speaker 3: Bye bye bye. Now, if you want to come on
Speaker 3: with an is it just me of your own, you
Speaker 3: can hit us up at a couple of mitches or
Speaker 3: send us the text this is the number, oh for
Speaker 3: till nine age zero two.
Speaker 1: Nine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we want to hear from you. Now, let's talk
Speaker 3: you through the process of thinking of it.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Just think of a really fucked up story that's happened
Speaker 3: to you, and work backwards and then just think of
Speaker 3: and is it just me? To introduce it?
Speaker 4: Correct?
Speaker 2: Correct?
Speaker 3: You just need to like retro actively fit retro because
Speaker 3: I want to hear some juicy fucking story. It's like
Speaker 3: a really fun story.
Speaker 2: Okay. For example, say, for example, you accidentally I don't
Speaker 2: know ate pooh, you can't say is it just me?
Speaker 2: Or did you accidentally eat pooh.
Speaker 3: Or maybe you were a witness to some sort of crime. Yeah,
Speaker 3: anything like.
Speaker 2: That, or because you could just start both of those
Speaker 2: with is it just me? Or is this the craziest
Speaker 2: story you've ever heard?
Speaker 3: And then you can go a bit lazy, but sure
Speaker 3: if you want to do that.
Speaker 2: What else are they going to say?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Or have you witnessed a crime?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Well we'll leave that with you, idiot, Yah.
Speaker 2: You, it's not up to us. All right, we really
Speaker 2: must go. Will it blend? Have any Wednesday?
Speaker 3: Correct? I can't wait? I can?
Speaker 2: I can?
Speaker 3: I reckon it again. I'm not going to do your
Speaker 3: dirty I'm not going to put fucked up combinations of things.
Speaker 3: It's going to be a meal as you would eat it,
Speaker 3: but in blenderform. Correct, So like spaghetti bolignaze blended. Yes, wow,
Speaker 3: something like that.
Speaker 2: That was an example. All right? Shall we go?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we should head out, all right?
Speaker 2: Guys, leave us a five star review please if you
Speaker 2: haven't yet on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, just five stars and
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Speaker 3: Have you all had a gorgeous easter as well?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Catch you on Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Blessings bye bye with you?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
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Speaker 3: Welcome to A to D brief our secret segment on
Speaker 3: the end, just a few people with ADHD having a debrief. Correct, Yep,
Speaker 3: we just talked shit here. Nothing's planned or whatever.
Speaker 2: Nothing's planned in the slightest even though when you.
Speaker 3: Think about it, is it just me Monday? Nothing's planned?
Speaker 3: We don't know. Oh, I don't know what they call
Speaker 3: it's going to say.
Speaker 2: No, you don't know what I'm going to say. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 3: You don't know what I'm going to say.
Speaker 5: No, somehow, I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: It's just AI.
Speaker 3: So I don't know what.
Speaker 2: Did you guys hear that AI has now or chat
Speaker 2: GPT have created a verbal AI, but they're not releasing
Speaker 2: it because it's an elect and they fear it is
Speaker 2: so powerful that in the hands of the wrong people,
Speaker 2: it could just spread misinformation like noe.
Speaker 3: Oh, like they'd run an add on the radio saying, Hi,
Speaker 3: I'm Donald Trump and I'm a fuckhead. Correct, see he
Speaker 3: said it from his eyemouth.
Speaker 2: But imagine how confused should be like it genuinely would
Speaker 2: be confusing. I mean, I fear will be out of
Speaker 2: a job when that goes, because they could just say,
Speaker 2: they could honestly write, make a podcast between Mitch Cherry
Speaker 2: Mitch Coombs. There is enough content of us on the internet,
Speaker 2: Mitch that an AI could listened to in a minute
Speaker 2: and then just generate what we'd say. Wouldn't be bang on,
Speaker 2: but it would work.
Speaker 3: I don't reckon you could use something like that to
Speaker 3: host a whole episode. But if, for example, I don't know,
Speaker 3: iHeartRadio said to us, guys, you need to record and
Speaker 3: add for Mitsubishi Motors or some shit, and you and
Speaker 3: I both unavailable, we probably could just put that script
Speaker 3: in and have it read out in our voice. I've
Speaker 3: not tried that, but that's I'm trying to explain that
Speaker 3: they couldn't just think like us totally. But if we
Speaker 3: told it what to say, it could do it.
Speaker 2: I think it would get at ninety nine percent right,
Speaker 2: but there'd be one percent that would be glaringly obviously
Speaker 2: not us. Yeah, they'd nail the comversation like Mitsubishi Motors, Mitch,
Speaker 2: nothing better than a fresh new Mitsibichi. Then you'd say
Speaker 2: sleigh hunting, correct, And then they do my brutness laugh.
Speaker 2: But it would be like.
Speaker 6: The thing with AI is it can't do Australian accents. Well,
Speaker 6: so there would be like a tinge of American.
Speaker 3: In there, and I'm so fucking naughty. So yeah, get
Speaker 3: it way off.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Oh you lost me at that.
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Speaker 5: You lost Alien lost.
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Speaker 3: Bad acting and it's Alien. I just don't know if
Speaker 3: that's for me.
Speaker 2: Oh my favorite genre is stabby. Oh well, I forgot.
Speaker 2: We got a delivery. We got a package for the show. Okay, sorry, wrapped.
Speaker 2: I brought it here with me. Put on the table.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, it's a package from Melt Thomas in Penguin Tasmania.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, gorgeous, Mel says, two mitches, a couple of mitches. Uh,
Speaker 2: there's a card. Let me read the card. This is
Speaker 2: gorgeous me so cute Eastern card. So it's happy Easter
Speaker 2: to you, to Mitchell, Churi and Jenna, wishing you an
Speaker 2: Easter time full of special treats from Tazy mel Thanks.
Speaker 3: That's nice.
Speaker 2: Guess what she gave us because we couldn't find it
Speaker 2: anywhere she sent us and now a cabri lin bunny chuck.
Speaker 3: I see this was the whole inspiration behind block.
Speaker 2: Also, not just that she sent us what I believe
Speaker 2: to be Tasmanian.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeah, what show me? Okay, the brand
Speaker 3: is Tasmanian ginger there in North High But this is
Speaker 3: what looks like some sort of melting moment this time?
Speaker 5: God, what's this?
Speaker 2: There's a little melting moments.
Speaker 5: Gingerbread kiss give them to give them to me?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, look ya, Okay, hang on, these ones
Speaker 3: are gingerbread kisses, but they've got hundreds of thousands on top,
Speaker 3: like fucking fairy bread.
Speaker 2: Oh ah, I'm going to try one.
Speaker 3: Hang on, I just need a moment because that was
Speaker 3: my favorite bickie. As a kid. We'd make these ones
Speaker 3: where you'd roll the cookie dough into a ball, dip
Speaker 3: it in sprinkles or one hundreds of thousands, whatever you
Speaker 3: want to call it. And so we had spinkles on
Speaker 3: top and it was heavenly. So now I've got sprinkles
Speaker 3: and I think on top of a ginger kt.
Speaker 5: God, I'm going to try the Oh male, you've spoiled me.
Speaker 3: Let me try this. Oh suck my ass. That's good.
Speaker 6: You know what.
Speaker 2: I'm going to try the linen bunny chocolate Actually incredible.
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 3: What are they called? Tasmani and gingerbread?
Speaker 2: Shout out?
Speaker 3: I'll bet you post the girl. Fucking hell, that's gorgeous.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Also to close this can of worms lint, bunny chocolate
Speaker 2: block taste like linch chocolate. It's not a bunny.
Speaker 3: Well, there you go, as we suspect it all along.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, this is incredible.
Speaker 3: By the way, you told me that you couldn't find
Speaker 3: the block of bunny anywhere.
Speaker 2: I couldn't.
Speaker 3: Oh, they couldn't fucking give it away at my supermarket.
Speaker 3: There were so many.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I couldn't find it either, I promise you all
Speaker 5: the bunny is, but not the block interesting.
Speaker 2: That's actually delicious.
Speaker 3: I love Linch chocolate, but it's nothing like the bunny.
Speaker 2: Nothing. It's just chocolate.
Speaker 3: As I was saying, it's the holiness that you need.
Speaker 5: Oh, I can't get over this gingerbread, the.
Speaker 3: One with the sprinkles on top. Is that. I don't
Speaker 3: think I could finish the whole one. Can I have
Speaker 3: a bite of that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I want the melting moment one. So this is not
Speaker 3: interesting to anyone else. It's so good, I'll stop it.
Speaker 5: I know, incredible.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's really good.
Speaker 3: I have something else to say, but I'm still eating.
Speaker 2: Well, I can fill a boid, I can't finish it.
Speaker 3: Now. What I was gonna say, cherry? Oh is it
Speaker 3: just me on the fly? Or is it a bit
Speaker 3: fucking weird when your grandparents get dementia?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, Well a Mitchell that has a grandma with dementia in.
Speaker 3: The least rude way possible. How far gone is she?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Ninety nine percent. Really it's not fair ninety percent.
Speaker 2: But she's she's basically nonverbal these days. Really, she remembers,
Speaker 2: she remembers away. And I saw her at Eastern Nan goes, Mitchell,
Speaker 2: you're the one with the show. I said yes, and
Speaker 2: she went, you've put weight on in all the wrong places.
Speaker 2: I mean, what are the right places?
Speaker 3: I kind of love that. It makes them brutally honest.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty depressing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because my grandmother got officially diagnosed at the dementia
Speaker 3: a bit earlier in the year, I think, but we
Speaker 3: all kind of suspected it, which is why we took
Speaker 3: it to the appointment.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: How old is she.
Speaker 3: Grandson of the year, I don't know. I think eighty
Speaker 3: nine because we just had Pop's ninetieth over the Easter
Speaker 3: weekend and I think they're on the year apart. Maybe, Yeah,
Speaker 3: so basically getting up there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, but.
Speaker 3: Pop's not been diagnosed, but I swear to God he
Speaker 3: has it too.
Speaker 2: Oh you think.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They often go out in sympath with each other.
Speaker 3: Interesting. The weird thing is that they just don't want
Speaker 3: any help. Yeah, Like we keep saying, oh, we can
Speaker 3: get someone to come out like an age care assessment
Speaker 3: and they can change your sheets and stuff, and they're like, nay,
Speaker 3: where we right?
Speaker 2: They're stubborn out, which I can't.
Speaker 3: Get so stubborn. I can't make sense to that, because ah,
Speaker 3: I would say yes to help so quickly. How do
Speaker 3: I fake dementia so that people who have come and
Speaker 3: do my chore.
Speaker 2: The thing is it's mortifying because you and like, I'm
Speaker 2: not going to connect to someone that has dementia. But
Speaker 2: I have a brain condition and sometimes you know, my
Speaker 2: memory when I have a bat and I have a
Speaker 2: flare up, my brain is shot. It is so scary
Speaker 2: to have like that power taken out of your hands.
Speaker 2: Like sometimes I genuinely can't think of words and I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my God, like my brain, my body's failing me.
Speaker 2: So imagine being eighty knowing that that's kind of the
Speaker 2: period of your life where this starts to happen. Feeling
Speaker 2: it happened, you wouldn't want to admit it, and then
Speaker 2: you don't want to tell your loved ones because then
Speaker 2: they go, we'll put you in a home. You want
Speaker 2: to hold onto your identity as long as possible.
Speaker 3: But now that it's out there and we know they
Speaker 3: have dementia, why would you refuse help? Like you clearly
Speaker 3: can't do it?
Speaker 2: Let's pride. There's a lot of reason. So does she
Speaker 2: know it?
Speaker 3: I don't know if she knows. And the reason I
Speaker 3: said that we all sort of suspected it is because
Speaker 3: you remember, I think it was last August or something.
Speaker 3: I went home to look after the farm while Mum
Speaker 3: and Dad were overseas with Arnie Trish I went home
Speaker 3: to look after the farm and I went to visit
Speaker 3: Nan and she was just like, oh, d nice to
Speaker 3: have you back in the country. And I was like,
Speaker 3: does she think i'm Trish?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: I don't know. But I was like, I've not been
Speaker 3: overseas in years. I don't know what you mean. I
Speaker 3: thought maybe she meant the countries in like the outback
Speaker 3: or whatever, but I think she might have just been
Speaker 3: a bit confused. I don't think she placed me. And
Speaker 3: also it turns out that despite having met Sean like
Speaker 3: four times, she has no fucking clue who he is,
Speaker 3: which I find quite funny because she just doesn't question it.
Speaker 3: Mum wrote her a birthday card recently and it had
Speaker 3: love from Ian Jane, Nicole, William Mitchell, shaw Mark and
Speaker 3: Sash are like all the partner scenes are in there,
Speaker 3: and then's like, hey's Sean. Mom's like, you've met him, mater,
Speaker 3: he fucking helped you with the find a Word in
Speaker 3: your Christmas Bond bond on Christmas Day and she just
Speaker 3: goes a boy. Yeah again, this is not news. Now
Speaker 3: she knows I'm gay. Yeah, So I just love the
Speaker 3: thought that there on Christmas Day she would help her
Speaker 3: with a finder word, and she just doesn't know who
Speaker 3: the fuck is.
Speaker 2: To be honest, it's like, wouldn't you ask the question?
Speaker 2: She's too embarrased? Why are you here? Oh my god? See,
Speaker 2: I kind of wish my nan has ridden with dementia.
Speaker 2: But my Alma, who's like eighty seven brilliant. In fact,
Speaker 2: she told me that all game mad a pedophile. So
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'd rather herb be dementia and forget.
Speaker 3: Wait, it wasn't dementia making her say that.
Speaker 2: No, she's fully loosid. She's Dutch, she's got that European blood.
Speaker 5: She knows you're gay.
Speaker 2: No, at this time she didn't know I was. She's
Speaker 2: really shut up on the whole pedophilia.
Speaker 3: Oh well that's nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's nice. She's got some nice self awareness. Fuck,
Speaker 2: I tell you what. I'm sorry, Mitchell, because it will
Speaker 2: get harder, because slowly you'll lose. It's going to get harder.
Speaker 2: This is actually and you got to have some levity
Speaker 2: in it. This is like the fun part of it
Speaker 2: because a little wacky, a little a little oh god,
Speaker 2: what's gonna happen. But once, once it really starts hitting
Speaker 2: their physical body, it's awful.
Speaker 3: Oh they have not been the healthiest or fittest for
Speaker 3: fucking years.
Speaker 2: Which is the end that we played the message of
Speaker 2: when your cousin had a heart attack, they him a
Speaker 2: voice message, Hi, Dallan, how are you? No wonder had
Speaker 2: no emotion because she didn't know who the fuck she
Speaker 2: was talking. What's he got to get chippy his toe?
Speaker 4: Did he?
Speaker 2: Ohr, dar, you're right up up? You get off your
Speaker 2: dry because she couldn't remember it was a fucking heart attack.
Speaker 3: Yeah. This isn't the grandmother that we called on the podcast,
Speaker 3: the one that lives in Sydney that I wanted to
Speaker 3: have lunch with, the course of not her. This is
Speaker 3: like bog and Gate Nana Kems And it's interesting. She's
Speaker 3: always been quite a bitch, but the dementia has made
Speaker 3: her sweet and so Mum's always like, yeah, I know
Speaker 3: that she's having a good day. When she's a bitch
Speaker 3: to me, I'm like, oh good, we've got the real
Speaker 3: need of coming through and.
Speaker 5: They either get nicer or mina yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So there's this lady who was in the nursing home
Speaker 6: with my great uncle who also died of dementia. And
Speaker 6: she had dementia and she was like the loveliest person,
Speaker 6: but once she got diagnosed, she turned horrible, Like she
Speaker 6: would fight to the staff, fuck, like, get into physical brawls.
Speaker 3: Shawn scrapmother was a bit like that. Yeah, sweetest person
Speaker 3: on earth. Ninety percent of the time she was sweet,
Speaker 3: but sometimes she'd just turn on the staft that without
Speaker 3: a help her total. Oh my last conversation with Sean's grandma,
Speaker 3: I'll never forget it. It was so precious.
Speaker 2: She just passed r i'd be a year soon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't remember exactly what actually a year in June,
Speaker 3: I think anyway, So she'd met me multiple times, and
Speaker 3: even though by this point she was quite nonverbal, she
Speaker 3: would talk about me, and then whenever I came over,
Speaker 3: she'd like blush him. And then the last time I
Speaker 3: saw her, bearing in mind, this woman is nonverbal, she says,
Speaker 3: clear as day, who's that?
Speaker 2: You made her regain the power.
Speaker 3: I brought her words back so she could be like,
Speaker 3: who the fuck's that? In my heart?
Speaker 2: How soon thereafter did she pass?
Speaker 3: Like a couple of weeks?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Yeah, she was holding out to be a
Speaker 2: bitch to you. I want to hate chromeit game man
Speaker 2: one more time.
Speaker 3: And she apparently before I came over for Christmas Day
Speaker 3: at Sewan's place, she'd told Sean that she was really
Speaker 3: excited to show me her chickens. Oh, because she has
Speaker 3: a chicken keep out the bag. I'm a farm boy.
Speaker 3: So she thought, oh, he'll love to see my chickens.
Speaker 3: And then I arrived on Christmas Day and she must
Speaker 3: have been in one of those moods, because Sean goes, Grandma,
Speaker 3: do you want to show michill your chickens again? She's
Speaker 3: nonverbal but says clearer than anything. Why, So, it's fine,
Speaker 3: I've seen a chicken. Val It's all good, totally.
Speaker 2: Did you get to see him?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I did?
Speaker 5: Oh, okay, good?
Speaker 2: You saw her little chicken?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's got a few.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. It's very sad, isn't what that happens?
Speaker 5: How are the chickens now?
Speaker 3: I don't know? Did they assume they're still kicking?
Speaker 2: Who took on the chickens?
Speaker 3: Sehawan stand?
Speaker 2: Well, that's nice. I think listen more, mate.
Speaker 3: Note shall we go on that depressing names?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: On the note of death, I think it's nice to
Speaker 2: end this episode out back on Wednesday and chickens, don't worry.
Speaker 2: I'm surprising. I hope people actually hear this, because would
Speaker 2: not surprise me if this didn't record.
Speaker 3: Well, that's true, but the reason I brought it up
Speaker 3: was because Nan doesn't seem to have forgotten everyone. But
Speaker 3: I was first cab off the rank. I reckon because
Speaker 3: I look different. How she remembers totally, because yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I tried to talk to both of them at the
Speaker 3: ninetieth and one of two things happened. Either they forgot
Speaker 3: who I was and they were like, who's that. I
Speaker 3: don't trust them, or they remembered who I was and
Speaker 3: they were like, nah, we don't fuck with him, because
Speaker 3: you know how they don't hide their true emotions. When
Speaker 3: they were just not playing ball at all and they
Speaker 3: were looking at me like, we're not talking to you.
Speaker 3: What's Yeah, But did you have a good relationship with
Speaker 3: them ever? I mean, NaN's always been a bit of
Speaker 3: a bitch, as I said, But yes, I had a
Speaker 3: good relationship in the sense that all children just blindly
Speaker 3: love their grandparents. Of course, and Pop I was closely
Speaker 3: with him growing up. You need to let us get
Speaker 3: away with naughty shit. He'd be like, don't tell you, Nana, totally,
Speaker 3: I'll let you ride the gulf buggy even though you're
Speaker 3: not allowed. Don't tell you mother. She's deaf as fuck.
Speaker 3: She won't here it anyway.
Speaker 2: Do you think maybe they had to be of an
Speaker 2: issue with you, I don't know, riding the golf buggy.
Speaker 2: If you catch my drift Sean being the golf buggy.
Speaker 3: Nah, Because when I came out as gay, she said
Speaker 3: to my uncle, who would single at the time, if
Speaker 3: you want to bring a boy home, that's okay with me.
Speaker 3: Oh and then you got a fucking girlfriend. Oh, she
Speaker 3: spite me having paved the way. So that's what I
Speaker 3: mean when I'm like, it's no secret that I'm gay.
Speaker 3: She's known for literally years totally. And so when she
Speaker 3: was so shocked that Seawan's a boy, yeah, oh.
Speaker 2: God, oh no, beautiful story of love and yeah family, Yeah,
Speaker 2: can bring us all together, Jenny on your dementia journey.
Speaker 2: We will be here for you.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Who do you reckon? She'll forget first. I
Speaker 3: don't know, because you now, the short term memory tends
Speaker 3: to go first, but they remember oddly specific things. From
Speaker 3: their child. I've known Jennifer. I've got about three years
Speaker 3: on you. Yeah, that's true, true, Yeah, but they were
Speaker 3: the three years probably only.
Speaker 5: Two actually, I think about three.
Speaker 2: We met Jenna in.
Speaker 3: What's going on there?
Speaker 2: What's happening? Someone?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, the computer, the moving themselves, someone.
Speaker 2: Has what are you doing? What are they doing?
Speaker 5: What are they doing?
Speaker 2: What are they doing? They're controlling the mouse, They're getting
Speaker 2: up red tube? What are they doing? Maybe we should
Speaker 2: just end.
Speaker 3: Quick, get the mouth and hit stop on the recording,
Speaker 3: because if.
Speaker 2: They okay, well say it, Mitchell, say that.
Speaker 3: We hope this podcast made you for at least two
Speaker 3: percent better to say that's all, so we do, let's
Speaker 3: get out of here. The fucking Oh, Thomas the tech
Speaker 3: he's fucking signing you.
Speaker 2: Note it's Thomas the tech Engine. It's Thomas stuff.
Speaker 3: That I need to hit stop on the recording. Bye,
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