WEBVTT - Dad Ate My Homework 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:04.240 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast Melbourne's Gold one oh 0:00:04.280 --> 0:00:18.119 four point three only. 0:00:17.920 --> 0:00:22.560 At Breakfast Show, I've got what's going on? What's going on? 0:00:22.720 --> 0:00:28.040 Who's turned by? Michael Jack? Is yours on? 0:00:28.680 --> 0:00:30.080 That's been testing one to three? 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:35.440 Never really knows. Someone's tampering with our studio. 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:37.640 Maybe we didn't pay the electricity bill. 0:00:37.840 --> 0:00:40.840 Maybe optaster broadcasting today's show, which is why we're having 0:00:40.840 --> 0:00:43.519 some technical issues right now. Anyway, good morning, It's to 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:46.400 Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show two minutes past six on Gold 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:49.360 one oh four point three four crown. So this morning 0:00:49.360 --> 0:00:50.800 on the way and to work at the moment, whilst 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:52.960 I'm still waiting to get my get a car to 0:00:53.080 --> 0:00:56.560 drive in, I'm coming in every morning fire Uber and 0:00:56.600 --> 0:00:59.400 to always have a little chat with the drivers. This 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:04.120 morning's drive, I've recognized my voice. I still don't realize 0:01:04.160 --> 0:01:05.400 that I stand out that much. 0:01:05.680 --> 0:01:07.240 I was going to ask you back to what Uber 0:01:07.280 --> 0:01:09.240 drivers had asked for your autograph or is it still 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:09.640 just the one? 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:10.240 Just the one? 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:12.760 Despite the guy bringing me in today as soon as 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:14.600 I got in and I started talking and he said, 0:01:14.600 --> 0:01:17.040 oh who the guy on this turns up Gold one 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:20.560 of four point three, and he says, welcome, congratulations on 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:21.440 picking the D's. 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:23.880 As well, fellow D's fan. It's already working for me. 0:01:24.040 --> 0:01:24.840 Pick the right team. 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:26.960 But anyway, and we get I get talking to him 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:29.240 and curius as to how long he's been He's clear 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:31.560 talking to him. This guy's a smart cookie, right, And 0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:33.319 I said, so, how come how longly been. 0:01:33.280 --> 0:01:35.280 Driving to drive Ruber? And you're obviously a. 0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:38.399 Smart educated man, and he was, I guess he's in 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:39.039 his fifties. 0:01:39.200 --> 0:01:40.360 I won't say his name or anything. 0:01:40.920 --> 0:01:42.800 He's only been driving Ruber for a couple of weeks 0:01:43.720 --> 0:01:47.960 and we're in a little Fiat Punto get this, he's 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:51.040 been working in technology, high end technology for twenty years. 0:01:51.160 --> 0:01:53.360 Last year he achieved his childhood dream. 0:01:53.400 --> 0:01:56.760 Of launching a business, floating it on the London Stock Exchange. 0:01:56.760 --> 0:02:01.520 A big moment, and obviously I'm thinking he obviously hasn't 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:01.960 worked out. 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:04.720 Yeah, because if that's gone well, you're not for kicks. 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:05.760 You know what type of company. 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:09.040 It was someone to do with tech, but it obviously 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:10.880 didn't go well, because if it does. 0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:13.200 Go well, year later and you're not for fun driving 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:15.120 around in a fit until at five in the morning. 0:02:15.400 --> 0:02:17.959 Picking up DJs, helping us out. 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:20.360 So it hangs in the air from a minute now 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:21.960 where he says anything and then goes, it didn't go 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:23.760 very well, and I'm sorry to hear that, you know, 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:28.280 And he goes, I lost, you know, five million dollars. Wow, 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:30.360 it's his money and I lost, but I lost my 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:32.520 money and I went down first to you know, try 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:33.560 and protect them and their money. 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:34.680 So a very honorable guy. 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:37.959 I'm thinking of all these uber drivers, I've got various 0:02:37.960 --> 0:02:39.919 reasons as to why they're doing that. 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:42.280 Then we got talking about what he's seen. 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:44.519 Over the last couple of weeks. I've got his phone number. 0:02:44.760 --> 0:02:47.040 I think this guy might be on the show once 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:48.720 a week. What he was telling me, what he gets 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:51.200 up to, what happens whilst we're all asleep in this 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:55.200 city was amazing. You could make a documentary about. 0:02:54.960 --> 0:02:57.160 It, just from the passengers he picks up and drops off. 0:02:57.240 --> 0:02:58.360 Yeah, and what they're up to. 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:01.720 Is there a driver's issue in there? 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:04.920 If he starts telling us about what Melbournians are getting. 0:03:04.680 --> 0:03:06.360 Up to, he doesn't have to name names. 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:11.040 Journalist, thank you, no defamation. 0:03:10.800 --> 0:03:11.600 Thank you. Now. 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:12.959 The other thing I was thinking as soon as I 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:15.120 got out. I gave him five stars. I don't know 0:03:15.120 --> 0:03:17.400 how I couldn't have another thing? I thought, what am 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:17.800 I up to? 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:20.359 Right now? On Uber? You check your rating? 0:03:20.440 --> 0:03:21.400 I haven't checked it for a while. 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:23.959 By lot your self passenger rating, So this is a 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:27.520 rating that you get as a passenger, which the drivers 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:27.920 give you. 0:03:28.760 --> 0:03:33.760 And I am on what are you? Four point seven? 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:35.360 Four point eight seven? 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:37.800 Four point eight seven? 0:03:38.080 --> 0:03:38.560 Oh my? 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:40.480 Do you always give five star reviews? 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:42.840 I do every time, always unless something goes wrong. But 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:43.880 I hardly ever had that. 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:45.080 Do you ever give it like a little Have you 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:46.120 ever had a look on there? Right? 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:48.240 I surely do this in a minute. You know, when 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:50.040 you click on the driver's face, you have a little 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:51.520 look see at them. I'm like, hey, it looks friendly, 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:52.880 looks like you won't kill me? Here, get me for 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:54.800 me to be Do you know that sometimes they have 0:03:54.880 --> 0:03:57.640 driver notes, things that people have said about them. 0:03:57.920 --> 0:03:58.680 It's amazing. 0:03:58.720 --> 0:03:59.560 I've never seen that book. 0:03:59.880 --> 0:04:00.000 You. 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:03.320 I love the thing where they go summit is known 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:04.960 for great conversation? 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:05.720 Is he? 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:06.120 Now? 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:09.360 I will decide, all right, I will decide it's a 0:04:09.440 --> 0:04:10.440 great conversation. 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:13.880 You know, there was one I saw on their summit 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:14.320 or whatever. 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:16.360 The person's name was is no of a great conversation 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:21.360 and medical advice? Oh okay, this guy's a chat show 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:25.520 host and a doctor. It could have fixed a Toyota Corona. Amazing, 0:04:26.080 --> 0:04:30.400 Thank you so much. So I'm on four point eight seven? 0:04:30.440 --> 0:04:30.800 What are you? 0:04:31.200 --> 0:04:32.039 Four point seven? 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:35.839 Do you do that thing where you essentially exchange a 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:37.479 five star riding for a five star? 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:39.600 So I always hope that it's going to be, you know, 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:42.600 an exchange going on a five star for a five stars? 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:45.119 What do you think Jack named the number at the point? 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:46.240 What do we think Pats is? 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:49.760 I reckon Pats is a I reckon you're actually four 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:51.600 point six. She's someone who's complained or lot. 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:54.400 I think you're actually a goodie two shoes outside. 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:55.000 Of you think she's a five. 0:04:55.480 --> 0:04:56.520 I think you're both wrong. 0:04:56.720 --> 0:04:57.760 What are you zero? 0:04:57.880 --> 0:05:01.000 I've never taken an uber in my life, taken on 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:04.720 an uber version. I've never ever I drive everywhere. 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:07.600 Or whateppens when you go out and get you know, drunk. 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:09.240 My husband, that's what husbands are for. 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:11.920 You'd never ever. 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:15.960 Got an Uber never you You don't even have the app? 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:18.559 No, that's not on my phone. 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:21.480 Poor Perhaps he's always driving yep, why didn't you work 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:21.880 for Uber? 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:24.279 Then you drop your husband off. 0:05:24.120 --> 0:05:26.200 To a few more little tripsys make some money of 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:29.920 saying it. I could perhaps the Uber drive. You'd be 0:05:30.000 --> 0:05:32.400 a great one. People would love. You'd get five honestly, 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:34.200 you get five star ratings. 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:34.479 That's well. 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:36.599 If your husband's the one who's picking you up after 0:05:36.640 --> 0:05:38.440 a night out, what rating do you think he. 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:39.080 Would give you? 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:42.440 Probb plea as zero as well? 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:45.719 All right, this morning then calling, let's try this. What 0:05:45.960 --> 0:05:47.720 is your Uber rating? Okay? 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:51.160 Can anyone top my four point eighty seven? There must 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:53.320 be some of you that are on solid fives. I'm 0:05:53.320 --> 0:05:55.320 a four point eight seven. Of any of you five's 0:05:55.760 --> 0:05:57.479 who's the lowest one this in this morning? 0:05:57.520 --> 0:05:59.760 That's fine? Is there anyone who's like a three or 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:00.600 been eight four? 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:00.840 Yeah? 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:02.080 At what point do you get kicked off? 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:02.600 Yeah? 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:04.560 I did love This week Uber announced that they might 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:07.839 stop taking drunk people, and I'm thinking, well there goes 0:06:07.880 --> 0:06:08.280 the profits. 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:10.040 Ye okay, no business. 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:13.680 We have invested us, drunks have invested in Uber. Don't 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:15.560 turn you back in US now? Uber? You regret this? 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:19.000 Think it through The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's gold 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:20.200 one oh four point three? 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:22.120 What have we got for you today? Why should you 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:25.080 keep listening to this show? Jack will sing to a 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:28.039 crocodile this morning. I can offer you no more Melbourne 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:31.160 than a man singing to a crocodile before the crocodile 0:06:31.240 --> 0:06:35.479 hopefully psychically predicts will the soccer Us win tonight? Of 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:38.400 course they're going to win tonight. And I'm sure Pinjara, 0:06:38.480 --> 0:06:42.680 our crocodile waiting for Jack, don't the sea life Melbourne 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:45.200 is going to predict the soccer Us win. They're going 0:06:45.240 --> 0:06:47.960 to smash the days. Tonight ten o'clock is your second game, 0:06:48.000 --> 0:06:49.800 a must win game, and I've got no doubt that 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:53.680 Soccerus will win. Right now though, we're trying to work 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:56.880 out who's got the highest who's got the lowest uber rating? 0:06:57.240 --> 0:06:58.880 Now only can obviously you know you can rate your 0:06:58.920 --> 0:07:01.160 Ruber driver, but do you do? Were you aware that 0:07:01.200 --> 0:07:04.279 they rate you as well? You have an average rating? 0:07:04.720 --> 0:07:08.400 Mine is four points eight seven. Jackson is a little 0:07:08.400 --> 0:07:11.480 bit lower, a bit more of a obviously antisocial passenger. 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:16.040 So you want to know who does any of you 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:19.200 have a five? Or any of you who's got the 0:07:19.200 --> 0:07:22.240 lowest rating? Nine four one four, one oh four three. 0:07:22.320 --> 0:07:23.480 If you want to know how to find it this, 0:07:23.560 --> 0:07:26.080 go into a little profile setting. You'll see you are 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:28.720 ranked there. You'll have a little look see, and you'll 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:30.160 feel either good or bad about it. 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:32.200 What did I do? How do I get it higher? 0:07:32.280 --> 0:07:34.120 I was feeling good about four point seven until I 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:37.520 knew that you had almost a perfect score. Now want 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:39.720 to know what you do differently to may as a passenger? 0:07:40.720 --> 0:07:44.640 Well, I can teach you the ways. Let's go to Bernie. 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:49.440 I'm pretty good, Bernie. How are you this morning? Yeah? Good? 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:51.600 Look am I d rather? I did this for three 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:54.400 years full time and now I'm just doing a part time. 0:07:54.640 --> 0:07:55.400 Yeah. 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:55.720 Yeah. 0:07:55.800 --> 0:07:58.320 The I wast rating my way overhead was three point six. 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:00.640 You picked up a passenger with three point six. 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:03.200 Yeah, well a lot of other urb drivers wouldn't pick 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:04.400 him up because of his rating. 0:08:04.800 --> 0:08:05.320 What they do? 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:09.440 They go by ratings and everything, and I couldn't work out. 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:12.080 I don't go by ratings and customers because the reason 0:08:12.120 --> 0:08:16.360 why is you might have a bad day, you might 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:18.120 be a bit upset, you might be a little bit 0:08:18.280 --> 0:08:22.440 now sort of whatever, and you're not talking to the drivers. 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:27.080 Ratings work on make sure that you're out on time. 0:08:28.080 --> 0:08:30.400 Some drivers will wait you on all those little things, 0:08:30.880 --> 0:08:32.560 slamming of the vehicle doors. 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:34.480 The people will This is fascinating. 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:36.679 I didn't know that we're constantly been assessed for our 0:08:36.679 --> 0:08:38.280 performance as a passenger. 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:39.319 Yes. 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:42.959 Well, basically I always tell my all my clients I've 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:46.280 picked up over the I've done over six six hundred trips. 0:08:46.360 --> 0:08:46.600 Wow. 0:08:47.520 --> 0:08:51.160 And I always told all my customers, and I'll get 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:54.920 a bit of response where we actually become psychiatrists because 0:08:54.960 --> 0:08:57.920 you've got to assess the client before he gets in 0:08:58.000 --> 0:09:01.080 the car, so you know if they want to talk 0:09:01.120 --> 0:09:04.800 about a friendly or they're a bit of music whatever, 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:07.040 So you never know who you pick up. 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:07.760 That's the problem. 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:09.440 No, do you know what, I generally think you make 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:11.840 a great documentary about what happens in an uber thing 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:14.920 because actually it's I think it's more intimate space than 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:18.400 just a taxi journey, because you're you're you've got to 0:09:18.400 --> 0:09:20.880 suspend that we live in a really world now where 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:22.800 we're frightened of people, we don't feel safe, so you 0:09:22.880 --> 0:09:25.480 have to believe that some stranger on a phone that 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:27.520 you just click on will get you from. 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:30.640 A to B safely. So it's a really intimate space 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:35.080 and listen what's happening. It's been attacked by one of those. 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:36.839 Three point six is annie, if you can have someone 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:37.280 right now. 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:40.920 The funny, funny part about the whole story is spacey. 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:45.160 It's macy. The clients you pick up, you never know 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:48.520 who you pick up people to speak. But I found 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:52.120 it's really friendly because you sometimes you're you're likely to 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:55.559 see the psychiatrist. You always sometimes the lender shouldered to 0:09:55.600 --> 0:09:56.520 someone who's. 0:09:56.320 --> 0:09:57.000 Been up to it. 0:09:57.080 --> 0:10:00.000 So you basically, yeah, you're you're in a different world. 0:10:00.559 --> 0:10:01.160 And you tell me this. 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:03.400 Then, out of your six thousand trips that you've done 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:05.680 with people in the back, what's the one trip that 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:07.680 stands in your mind? Did you meet someone that told 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:10.040 you an amazing story or was going to something incredible? 0:10:12.320 --> 0:10:14.080 Well, a lot of people ask me, because I'm an 0:10:14.080 --> 0:10:15.880 ex in the state truck driver and all that. A 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:19.280 lot of people ask me in destinations, sites to go 0:10:19.320 --> 0:10:23.480 to and all that. But the most exciting is just 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:27.000 people friendly to you and you're friendly to them, and 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:33.520 you open your vehicle up two strangers. What we don't know, 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:35.920 We don't know who we pick up. We only see 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:37.920 a name, pickup. 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:39.679 It's a mystery. Every time the door opens. 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:43.400 The client actually has more details on us. They get 0:10:43.400 --> 0:10:47.000 the vehicle registration, they know what the vehicle is. They've 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:50.200 got the whole profile of the driver, so they know 0:10:50.840 --> 0:10:53.400 what already what to expect. 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:57.800 Great stuff, Thank you very much. According to Bernie, he 0:10:58.120 --> 0:10:58.720 hangs up on me. 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:03.200 After all that wrap, Bernie, Bernie, anyway, take care, Bernie. 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:05.280 Let's go to what it's ten O'clock's into the show 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:07.400 right now, hug He's up next. 0:11:07.840 --> 0:11:11.120 Alice is on the line. Good morning, Alice, good morning, Hey, 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:11.480 good morning. 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:13.920 I hope you well this morning. So what is your score? 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:15.280 What have you been rated? 0:11:15.280 --> 0:11:16.400 As? Aln Uber? 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:20.959 So it's not actually my score, it's what I actually 0:11:21.120 --> 0:11:26.520 did to my friends school. I ended up throwing throwing 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:29.760 up in the back of the uber. It was a 0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:32.040 solid five, and now she's a three and a half. 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:35.199 I'm amazed that you get three and a half of 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:36.720 you throw in the back of the thing. I give 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:38.880 someone a one or zero if they did Dan reck 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:41.480 of my Fiat Punto or Corona. 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:44.679 Shattered. 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:47.840 All right, Alice, thank you very much, You're cool. 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:49.000 Thank you. 0:11:49.240 --> 0:11:52.640 The Christian O'Connell breakfast Joe Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:11:52.640 --> 0:11:53.160 point three. 0:11:53.400 --> 0:11:55.520 We're trying to find out this morning to any of 0:11:55.520 --> 0:12:00.080 you have the highly coveted five a five star rating 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:04.080 as a passenger on Uber. We just spoke to Bernie 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:06.560 did a speech, actually was doing a Ted talk. Ernie 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:09.520 happened to call in and I always wondered, what are 0:12:09.520 --> 0:12:12.280 they rating us on? It turns out they're rating us 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:13.080 on conversation. 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:14.040 When's that? 0:12:14.160 --> 0:12:17.240 I mean, that's a lot of the door I didn't 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:18.959 know that. I mean, I hope, but I don't. I'm 0:12:19.000 --> 0:12:21.280 not a door slammer. But then I feel the pressure. 0:12:21.280 --> 0:12:23.400 Now sometimes you're just a bit tired, or you want 0:12:23.400 --> 0:12:25.120 to check a couple of texts and emails, or just 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:27.240 tune out. In the back of a card, it realized 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:29.000 now that you know, I'm a guest on a chat 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:30.199 show and I've got to do a couple of good 0:12:30.200 --> 0:12:31.400 stories and some new material. 0:12:32.679 --> 0:12:34.439 So I'm jealous of you because you're starting with a 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:38.120 completely clean slate, someone who's records never taken an Uber 0:12:38.640 --> 0:12:40.520 you and now you know all the tricks, what they're 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:41.000 rating you on. 0:12:41.240 --> 0:12:42.800 She could go straight and get five, so you could 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:44.760 go straight in and get a five and not being funny. 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:47.439 I found and maybe this is just a really bad generalization. 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:49.320 We're just going to just throw this out there. I 0:12:49.320 --> 0:12:51.680 think predominantly the people who are more often than not 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:55.600 in might experience door slammers are How can I say this? 0:12:56.000 --> 0:13:00.280 Journalists? No, ladies, Ladies. 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:03.480 Say because my daughters and my wife bang, no, you 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:06.439 don't please. The door troom fell off a couple of 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:07.760 weeks ago on a higher car. 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:13.760 Listen, whole cands you eleven take it easy, and my 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:16.080 wife does it. I just close this kitchen. 0:13:15.800 --> 0:13:17.400 Door, bang a guilty. 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:19.920 I'm going to get post traumatic stress dissorder. I can't 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:23.280 relax in my house watching the TV. Yeah, bangs easy 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:26.199 with the cupboards. We're renting this place. 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:29.640 Please, well, you will give birth to you know, super 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:30.800 superhero girls. 0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:32.880 You're quite right, pretty pretty amazing. 0:13:32.960 --> 0:13:34.800 I bet you are you a doorsommer? Pets? 0:13:34.880 --> 0:13:35.199 I am. 0:13:35.720 --> 0:13:36.319 I told you. 0:13:36.400 --> 0:13:39.120 I told you you'll always say don't slam the card. 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:42.640 Yeah, they don't. They don't realize their own superpower in there. 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:45.079 All right, get ready everyone, I think we've got five 0:13:45.480 --> 0:13:47.319 star uber passenger on the line. 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:51.880 Jimmy first on calling welcome, go one and forwards being great. 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:53.640 Listen, to thank you very much. 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:56.839 I'm going to rate you as a five star caller, Jimmy, 0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:00.480 So listen, Jimmy, I'm looking at I love the fact 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:03.160 that Becksop producer wouldn't take Jimmy's word for it. She's 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:06.120 a little bit untrustworthy and she made you take a 0:14:06.200 --> 0:14:09.800 screenshot of your own uber phone and send it to us. 0:14:09.800 --> 0:14:12.319 And I'm looking at it. Jimmy, you are a You've 0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:14.400 got five stars, your five star passenger. 0:14:15.080 --> 0:14:17.280 Yeah, mate, Well, I used to do myself. Used to 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:19.480 work out at the winery down at Yarra, Glenn and 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:21.920 the hardest part out there was trying to get anyone 0:14:21.960 --> 0:14:24.440 back to the city or even back to Lida to 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:26.640 get a taxi and there was nothing out there. And 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:29.200 when they were first came up, I was, okay, you know, 0:14:29.320 --> 0:14:31.640 the people have come out to a wedding. They can't 0:14:31.720 --> 0:14:34.600 drive back to the city or anything. And that's why 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:36.480 I sort of got the ideas like, oh my Earth 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:39.000 makes the money after doing a wedding or something like that. 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:42.520 And then since then going into a family business and 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:44.400 had to fly into state that sort of thing, and 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:47.880 being too young to hire a car, they you end 0:14:48.000 --> 0:14:51.400 up just getting Uber and being from a winery hospitality, 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:53.160 you know, you know how to talk to people. You 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:56.600 get along with them, sure, and yeah, you just try 0:14:56.600 --> 0:14:58.520 and you know you understand for them. They've probably been 0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:01.240 driving ten hours that day making living and you know 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:02.960 you just try and make you know, they're the driver. 0:15:03.000 --> 0:15:05.160 You try to make their lives enjoyable yours. 0:15:05.280 --> 0:15:10.800 Now, listen, Jimmy, you don't happen to know Ernie. Listen, 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:13.760 Jack and I let's have a competition. Now, let's see 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:15.160 who can be the first one out of you and 0:15:15.200 --> 0:15:18.920 I to get up to five star ratings from our drivers. 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:21.080 How do we play the game? Jimmy, what's the best 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:21.560 thing to do? 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:25.120 Ah, Just just be a gentleman in the car, you know, 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:26.040 ask about them. 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:28.880 You're listening to a gentleman on the radio. There's no 0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:32.640 one more gentlemanly than me. They call me gentlemen Christian, 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:34.760 you know, not nine out. 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:36.440 Of ten times in your car the driver will try 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:39.080 and ask about you. So you're talking the whole time, 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:41.920 and the time sort of fired by quickly and that 0:15:42.000 --> 0:15:43.360 sort of thing. So if you start to say the life, 0:15:43.400 --> 0:15:45.720 if you're talking, you don't realize. 0:15:45.280 --> 0:15:48.040 How long it's sitting there for where if if. 0:15:47.920 --> 0:15:51.480 You ask them about you know, you might have a 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:54.280 different sort of cultural driver. And you know you're asking, 0:15:54.320 --> 0:15:57.440 you know, like what are you else doing for a job, And. 0:15:57.440 --> 0:15:59.640 Quite a lot of the time what's your favorite prayer? 0:15:59.720 --> 0:16:01.840 You know, and then you get talking about that, you know, your. 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:03.760 Top three favorite prayers of different religions. 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:06.120 A lot of the time you'll find an actually issues 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:08.640 or something like that in the stair time that they're 0:16:08.680 --> 0:16:10.800 showing at the planal or something, and you ask you 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:11.440 about then what. 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:13.280 They're doing making a lot of notes here. 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:15.560 So we took about religion, We took about the sort 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:17.680 of their family history and stuff like that. Oh I'm 0:16:17.720 --> 0:16:19.120 here now I've got to go. But anyway, I did 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:21.000 ask you some questions. Do you think this would be 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:22.720 a good idea if I turned up some sweets to 0:16:22.760 --> 0:16:24.400 give them as well? Because often now on the back 0:16:24.560 --> 0:16:26.840 you've got some sweets and drinks. What if I took 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:28.760 in some sweets to hand out to them and go, listen, 0:16:28.800 --> 0:16:30.040 I really enjoy being a passenger. 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:31.640 Have this little sweet it's on me. 0:16:32.320 --> 0:16:34.160