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Speaker 4: Maybe we didn't pay the electricity bill.
Speaker 5: Maybe optaster broadcasting today's show, which is why we're having
Speaker 5: some technical issues right now. Anyway, good morning, It's to
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show two minutes past six on Gold
Speaker 5: one oh four point three four crown. So this morning
Speaker 5: on the way and to work at the moment, whilst
Speaker 5: I'm still waiting to get my get a car to
Speaker 5: drive in, I'm coming in every morning fire Uber and
Speaker 5: to always have a little chat with the drivers. This
Speaker 5: morning's drive, I've recognized my voice. I still don't realize
Speaker 5: that I stand out that much.
Speaker 6: I was going to ask you back to what Uber
Speaker 6: drivers had asked for your autograph or is it still
Speaker 6: just the one?
Speaker 2: Just the one?
Speaker 5: Despite the guy bringing me in today as soon as
Speaker 5: I got in and I started talking and he said,
Speaker 5: oh who the guy on this turns up Gold one
Speaker 5: of four point three, and he says, welcome, congratulations on
Speaker 5: picking the D's.
Speaker 2: As well, fellow D's fan. It's already working for me.
Speaker 2: Pick the right team.
Speaker 5: But anyway, and we get I get talking to him
Speaker 5: and curius as to how long he's been He's clear
Speaker 5: talking to him. This guy's a smart cookie, right, And
Speaker 5: I said, so, how come how longly been.
Speaker 2: Driving to drive Ruber? And you're obviously a.
Speaker 5: Smart educated man, and he was, I guess he's in
Speaker 5: his fifties.
Speaker 2: I won't say his name or anything.
Speaker 5: He's only been driving Ruber for a couple of weeks
Speaker 5: and we're in a little Fiat Punto get this, he's
Speaker 5: been working in technology, high end technology for twenty years.
Speaker 2: Last year he achieved his childhood dream.
Speaker 5: Of launching a business, floating it on the London Stock Exchange.
Speaker 5: A big moment, and obviously I'm thinking he obviously hasn't
Speaker 5: worked out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because if that's gone well, you're not for kicks.
Speaker 7: You know what type of company.
Speaker 2: It was someone to do with tech, but it obviously
Speaker 2: didn't go well, because if it does.
Speaker 5: Go well, year later and you're not for fun driving
Speaker 5: around in a fit until at five in the morning.
Speaker 2: Picking up DJs, helping us out.
Speaker 5: So it hangs in the air from a minute now
Speaker 5: where he says anything and then goes, it didn't go
Speaker 5: very well, and I'm sorry to hear that, you know,
Speaker 5: And he goes, I lost, you know, five million dollars. Wow,
Speaker 5: it's his money and I lost, but I lost my
Speaker 5: money and I went down first to you know, try
Speaker 5: and protect them and their money.
Speaker 2: So a very honorable guy.
Speaker 5: I'm thinking of all these uber drivers, I've got various
Speaker 5: reasons as to why they're doing that.
Speaker 2: Then we got talking about what he's seen.
Speaker 5: Over the last couple of weeks. I've got his phone number.
Speaker 5: I think this guy might be on the show once
Speaker 5: a week. What he was telling me, what he gets
Speaker 5: up to, what happens whilst we're all asleep in this
Speaker 5: city was amazing. You could make a documentary about.
Speaker 7: It, just from the passengers he picks up and drops off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and what they're up to.
Speaker 7: Is there a driver's issue in there?
Speaker 6: If he starts telling us about what Melbournians are getting.
Speaker 4: Up to, he doesn't have to name names.
Speaker 5: Journalist, thank you, no defamation.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Now.
Speaker 5: The other thing I was thinking as soon as I
Speaker 5: got out. I gave him five stars. I don't know
Speaker 5: how I couldn't have another thing? I thought, what am
Speaker 5: I up to?
Speaker 2: Right now? On Uber? You check your rating?
Speaker 7: I haven't checked it for a while.
Speaker 6: By lot your self passenger rating, So this is a
Speaker 6: rating that you get as a passenger, which the drivers
Speaker 6: give you.
Speaker 7: And I am on what are you? Four point seven?
Speaker 2: Four point eight seven?
Speaker 7: Four point eight seven?
Speaker 4: Oh my?
Speaker 2: Do you always give five star reviews?
Speaker 7: I do every time, always unless something goes wrong. But
Speaker 7: I hardly ever had that.
Speaker 2: Do you ever give it like a little Have you
Speaker 2: ever had a look on there? Right?
Speaker 5: I surely do this in a minute. You know, when
Speaker 5: you click on the driver's face, you have a little
Speaker 5: look see at them. I'm like, hey, it looks friendly,
Speaker 5: looks like you won't kill me? Here, get me for
Speaker 5: me to be Do you know that sometimes they have
Speaker 5: driver notes, things that people have said about them.
Speaker 2: It's amazing.
Speaker 7: I've never seen that book.
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 5: I love the thing where they go summit is known
Speaker 5: for great conversation?
Speaker 8: Is he?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 5: I will decide, all right, I will decide it's a
Speaker 5: great conversation.
Speaker 2: You know, there was one I saw on their summit
Speaker 2: or whatever.
Speaker 5: The person's name was is no of a great conversation
Speaker 5: and medical advice? Oh okay, this guy's a chat show
Speaker 5: host and a doctor. It could have fixed a Toyota Corona. Amazing,
Speaker 5: Thank you so much. So I'm on four point eight seven?
Speaker 2: What are you?
Speaker 7: Four point seven?
Speaker 6: Do you do that thing where you essentially exchange a
Speaker 6: five star riding for a five star?
Speaker 5: So I always hope that it's going to be, you know,
Speaker 5: an exchange going on a five star for a five stars?
Speaker 5: What do you think Jack named the number at the point?
Speaker 5: What do we think Pats is?
Speaker 2: I reckon Pats is a I reckon you're actually four
Speaker 2: point six. She's someone who's complained or lot.
Speaker 7: I think you're actually a goodie two shoes outside.
Speaker 2: Of you think she's a five.
Speaker 4: I think you're both wrong.
Speaker 2: What are you zero?
Speaker 4: I've never taken an uber in my life, taken on
Speaker 4: an uber version. I've never ever I drive everywhere.
Speaker 2: Or whateppens when you go out and get you know, drunk.
Speaker 4: My husband, that's what husbands are for.
Speaker 2: You'd never ever.
Speaker 7: Got an Uber never you You don't even have the app?
Speaker 4: No, that's not on my phone.
Speaker 5: Poor Perhaps he's always driving yep, why didn't you work
Speaker 5: for Uber?
Speaker 2: Then you drop your husband off.
Speaker 5: To a few more little tripsys make some money of
Speaker 5: saying it. I could perhaps the Uber drive. You'd be
Speaker 5: a great one. People would love. You'd get five honestly,
Speaker 5: you get five star ratings.
Speaker 7: That's well.
Speaker 6: If your husband's the one who's picking you up after
Speaker 6: a night out, what rating do you think he.
Speaker 7: Would give you?
Speaker 4: Probb plea as zero as well?
Speaker 2: All right, this morning then calling, let's try this. What
Speaker 2: is your Uber rating? Okay?
Speaker 5: Can anyone top my four point eighty seven? There must
Speaker 5: be some of you that are on solid fives. I'm
Speaker 5: a four point eight seven. Of any of you five's
Speaker 5: who's the lowest one this in this morning?
Speaker 2: That's fine? Is there anyone who's like a three or
Speaker 2: been eight four?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 7: At what point do you get kicked off?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I did love This week Uber announced that they might
Speaker 5: stop taking drunk people, and I'm thinking, well there goes
Speaker 5: the profits.
Speaker 4: Ye okay, no business.
Speaker 2: We have invested us, drunks have invested in Uber. Don't
Speaker 2: turn you back in US now? Uber? You regret this?
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Speaker 5: What have we got for you today? Why should you
Speaker 5: keep listening to this show? Jack will sing to a
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Speaker 5: hopefully psychically predicts will the soccer Us win tonight? Of
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Speaker 5: a must win game, and I've got no doubt that
Speaker 5: Soccerus will win. Right now though, we're trying to work
Speaker 5: out who's got the highest who's got the lowest uber rating?
Speaker 5: Now only can obviously you know you can rate your
Speaker 5: Ruber driver, but do you do? Were you aware that
Speaker 5: they rate you as well? You have an average rating?
Speaker 5: Mine is four points eight seven. Jackson is a little
Speaker 5: bit lower, a bit more of a obviously antisocial passenger.
Speaker 5: So you want to know who does any of you
Speaker 5: have a five? Or any of you who's got the
Speaker 5: lowest rating? Nine four one four, one oh four three.
Speaker 5: If you want to know how to find it this,
Speaker 5: go into a little profile setting. You'll see you are
Speaker 5: ranked there. You'll have a little look see, and you'll
Speaker 5: feel either good or bad about it.
Speaker 2: What did I do? How do I get it higher?
Speaker 6: I was feeling good about four point seven until I
Speaker 6: knew that you had almost a perfect score. Now want
Speaker 6: to know what you do differently to may as a passenger?
Speaker 2: Well, I can teach you the ways. Let's go to Bernie.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good, Bernie. How are you this morning? Yeah? Good?
Speaker 9: Look am I d rather? I did this for three
Speaker 9: years full time and now I'm just doing a part time.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 9: The I wast rating my way overhead was three point six.
Speaker 2: You picked up a passenger with three point six.
Speaker 9: Yeah, well a lot of other urb drivers wouldn't pick
Speaker 9: him up because of his rating.
Speaker 10: What they do?
Speaker 9: They go by ratings and everything, and I couldn't work out.
Speaker 9: I don't go by ratings and customers because the reason
Speaker 9: why is you might have a bad day, you might
Speaker 9: be a bit upset, you might be a little bit
Speaker 9: now sort of whatever, and you're not talking to the drivers.
Speaker 9: Ratings work on make sure that you're out on time.
Speaker 9: Some drivers will wait you on all those little things,
Speaker 9: slamming of the vehicle doors.
Speaker 2: The people will This is fascinating.
Speaker 5: I didn't know that we're constantly been assessed for our
Speaker 5: performance as a passenger.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 9: Well, basically I always tell my all my clients I've
Speaker 9: picked up over the I've done over six six hundred trips.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 9: And I always told all my customers, and I'll get
Speaker 9: a bit of response where we actually become psychiatrists because
Speaker 9: you've got to assess the client before he gets in
Speaker 9: the car, so you know if they want to talk
Speaker 9: about a friendly or they're a bit of music whatever,
Speaker 9: So you never know who you pick up.
Speaker 10: That's the problem.
Speaker 5: No, do you know what, I generally think you make
Speaker 5: a great documentary about what happens in an uber thing
Speaker 5: because actually it's I think it's more intimate space than
Speaker 5: just a taxi journey, because you're you're you've got to
Speaker 5: suspend that we live in a really world now where
Speaker 5: we're frightened of people, we don't feel safe, so you
Speaker 5: have to believe that some stranger on a phone that
Speaker 5: you just click on will get you from.
Speaker 2: A to B safely. So it's a really intimate space
Speaker 2: and listen what's happening. It's been attacked by one of those.
Speaker 7: Three point six is annie, if you can have someone
Speaker 7: right now.
Speaker 9: The funny, funny part about the whole story is spacey.
Speaker 9: It's macy. The clients you pick up, you never know
Speaker 9: who you pick up people to speak. But I found
Speaker 9: it's really friendly because you sometimes you're you're likely to
Speaker 9: see the psychiatrist. You always sometimes the lender shouldered to
Speaker 9: someone who's.
Speaker 11: Been up to it.
Speaker 9: So you basically, yeah, you're you're in a different world.
Speaker 2: And you tell me this.
Speaker 5: Then, out of your six thousand trips that you've done
Speaker 5: with people in the back, what's the one trip that
Speaker 5: stands in your mind? Did you meet someone that told
Speaker 5: you an amazing story or was going to something incredible?
Speaker 9: Well, a lot of people ask me, because I'm an
Speaker 9: ex in the state truck driver and all that. A
Speaker 9: lot of people ask me in destinations, sites to go
Speaker 9: to and all that. But the most exciting is just
Speaker 9: people friendly to you and you're friendly to them, and
Speaker 9: you open your vehicle up two strangers. What we don't know,
Speaker 9: We don't know who we pick up. We only see
Speaker 9: a name, pickup.
Speaker 2: It's a mystery. Every time the door opens.
Speaker 9: The client actually has more details on us. They get
Speaker 9: the vehicle registration, they know what the vehicle is. They've
Speaker 9: got the whole profile of the driver, so they know
Speaker 9: what already what to expect.
Speaker 2: Great stuff, Thank you very much. According to Bernie, he
Speaker 2: hangs up on me.
Speaker 5: After all that wrap, Bernie, Bernie, anyway, take care, Bernie.
Speaker 5: Let's go to what it's ten O'clock's into the show
Speaker 5: right now, hug He's up next.
Speaker 2: Alice is on the line. Good morning, Alice, good morning, Hey,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 5: I hope you well this morning. So what is your score?
Speaker 5: What have you been rated?
Speaker 2: As? Aln Uber?
Speaker 12: So it's not actually my score, it's what I actually
Speaker 12: did to my friends school. I ended up throwing throwing
Speaker 12: up in the back of the uber. It was a
Speaker 12: solid five, and now she's a three and a half.
Speaker 5: I'm amazed that you get three and a half of
Speaker 5: you throw in the back of the thing. I give
Speaker 5: someone a one or zero if they did Dan reck
Speaker 5: of my Fiat Punto or Corona.
Speaker 10: Shattered.
Speaker 2: All right, Alice, thank you very much, You're cool.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Joe Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 5: We're trying to find out this morning to any of
Speaker 5: you have the highly coveted five a five star rating
Speaker 5: as a passenger on Uber. We just spoke to Bernie
Speaker 5: did a speech, actually was doing a Ted talk. Ernie
Speaker 5: happened to call in and I always wondered, what are
Speaker 5: they rating us on? It turns out they're rating us
Speaker 5: on conversation.
Speaker 2: When's that?
Speaker 5: I mean, that's a lot of the door I didn't
Speaker 5: know that. I mean, I hope, but I don't. I'm
Speaker 5: not a door slammer. But then I feel the pressure.
Speaker 5: Now sometimes you're just a bit tired, or you want
Speaker 5: to check a couple of texts and emails, or just
Speaker 5: tune out. In the back of a card, it realized
Speaker 5: now that you know, I'm a guest on a chat
Speaker 5: show and I've got to do a couple of good
Speaker 5: stories and some new material.
Speaker 6: So I'm jealous of you because you're starting with a
Speaker 6: completely clean slate, someone who's records never taken an Uber
Speaker 6: you and now you know all the tricks, what they're
Speaker 6: rating you on.
Speaker 5: She could go straight and get five, so you could
Speaker 5: go straight in and get a five and not being funny.
Speaker 5: I found and maybe this is just a really bad generalization.
Speaker 5: We're just going to just throw this out there. I
Speaker 5: think predominantly the people who are more often than not
Speaker 5: in might experience door slammers are How can I say this?
Speaker 4: Journalists? No, ladies, Ladies.
Speaker 5: Say because my daughters and my wife bang, no, you
Speaker 5: don't please. The door troom fell off a couple of
Speaker 5: weeks ago on a higher car.
Speaker 2: Listen, whole cands you eleven take it easy, and my
Speaker 2: wife does it. I just close this kitchen.
Speaker 4: Door, bang a guilty.
Speaker 2: I'm going to get post traumatic stress dissorder. I can't
Speaker 2: relax in my house watching the TV. Yeah, bangs easy
Speaker 2: with the cupboards. We're renting this place.
Speaker 8: Please, well, you will give birth to you know, super
Speaker 8: superhero girls.
Speaker 4: You're quite right, pretty pretty amazing.
Speaker 2: I bet you are you a doorsommer? Pets?
Speaker 7: I am.
Speaker 2: I told you.
Speaker 4: I told you you'll always say don't slam the card.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't. They don't realize their own superpower in there.
Speaker 5: All right, get ready everyone, I think we've got five
Speaker 5: star uber passenger on the line.
Speaker 10: Jimmy first on calling welcome, go one and forwards being great.
Speaker 2: Listen, to thank you very much.
Speaker 5: I'm going to rate you as a five star caller, Jimmy,
Speaker 5: So listen, Jimmy, I'm looking at I love the fact
Speaker 5: that Becksop producer wouldn't take Jimmy's word for it. She's
Speaker 5: a little bit untrustworthy and she made you take a
Speaker 5: screenshot of your own uber phone and send it to us.
Speaker 5: And I'm looking at it. Jimmy, you are a You've
Speaker 5: got five stars, your five star passenger.
Speaker 10: Yeah, mate, Well, I used to do myself. Used to
Speaker 10: work out at the winery down at Yarra, Glenn and
Speaker 10: the hardest part out there was trying to get anyone
Speaker 10: back to the city or even back to Lida to
Speaker 10: get a taxi and there was nothing out there. And
Speaker 10: when they were first came up, I was, okay, you know,
Speaker 10: the people have come out to a wedding. They can't
Speaker 10: drive back to the city or anything. And that's why
Speaker 10: I sort of got the ideas like, oh my Earth
Speaker 10: makes the money after doing a wedding or something like that.
Speaker 10: And then since then going into a family business and
Speaker 10: had to fly into state that sort of thing, and
Speaker 10: being too young to hire a car, they you end
Speaker 10: up just getting Uber and being from a winery hospitality,
Speaker 10: you know, you know how to talk to people. You
Speaker 10: get along with them, sure, and yeah, you just try
Speaker 10: and you know you understand for them. They've probably been
Speaker 10: driving ten hours that day making living and you know
Speaker 10: you just try and make you know, they're the driver.
Speaker 10: You try to make their lives enjoyable yours.
Speaker 5: Now, listen, Jimmy, you don't happen to know Ernie. Listen,
Speaker 5: Jack and I let's have a competition. Now, let's see
Speaker 5: who can be the first one out of you and
Speaker 5: I to get up to five star ratings from our drivers.
Speaker 2: How do we play the game? Jimmy, what's the best
Speaker 2: thing to do?
Speaker 10: Ah, Just just be a gentleman in the car, you know,
Speaker 10: ask about them.
Speaker 5: You're listening to a gentleman on the radio. There's no
Speaker 5: one more gentlemanly than me. They call me gentlemen Christian,
Speaker 5: you know, not nine out.
Speaker 10: Of ten times in your car the driver will try
Speaker 10: and ask about you. So you're talking the whole time,
Speaker 10: and the time sort of fired by quickly and that
Speaker 10: sort of thing. So if you start to say the life,
Speaker 10: if you're talking, you don't realize.
Speaker 11: How long it's sitting there for where if if.
Speaker 10: You ask them about you know, you might have a
Speaker 10: different sort of cultural driver. And you know you're asking,
Speaker 10: you know, like what are you else doing for a job, And.
Speaker 2: Quite a lot of the time what's your favorite prayer?
Speaker 5: You know, and then you get talking about that, you know, your.
Speaker 2: Top three favorite prayers of different religions.
Speaker 10: A lot of the time you'll find an actually issues
Speaker 10: or something like that in the stair time that they're
Speaker 10: showing at the planal or something, and you ask you
Speaker 10: about then what.
Speaker 2: They're doing making a lot of notes here.
Speaker 5: So we took about religion, We took about the sort
Speaker 5: of their family history and stuff like that. Oh I'm
Speaker 5: here now I've got to go. But anyway, I did
Speaker 5: ask you some questions. Do you think this would be
Speaker 5: a good idea if I turned up some sweets to
Speaker 5: give them as well? Because often now on the back
Speaker 5: you've got some sweets and drinks. What if I took
Speaker 5: in some sweets to hand out to them and go, listen,
Speaker 5: I really enjoy being a passenger.
Speaker 2: Have this little sweet it's on me.
Speaker 10: Oh, look at the amount of times I've been giving
Speaker 10: bottles of water or anything like that when I've been in.
Speaker 2: The car lugging around bottles of water, and surely.
Speaker 7: Just get it from the passenger side door.
Speaker 2: Exactly regifted it.
Speaker 13: Here you go.
Speaker 2: That's for your driver.
Speaker 10: The amount of times I've hopped off of playing my
Speaker 10: phone flat and I'm looking for a dad, He's like
Speaker 10: you might have this. It's like, yes, I love you.
Speaker 10: Far there to five right there?
Speaker 5: Crazy, All right, listen, Jimmy, thank you very much for
Speaker 5: giving us a call.
Speaker 2: You have a good day.
Speaker 10: You two guys, have a good one.
Speaker 1: Chris No Cutton all practice show ready for Melvin?
Speaker 2: What is Melvin? Ready for him?
Speaker 1: Gold? One oh four point three?
Speaker 5: Hell is the list?
Speaker 3: Sorry, that was my fault, so Lie, I dropped the volume.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a little bit of technical talk that no one
Speaker 5: needs to know about. But Jack plugs his laptop into
Speaker 5: the studio desk for no reason, no reason whatsoever, and
Speaker 5: runs his own sound effects for the next ten minutes.
Speaker 3: Well, the idea is that I know which answers are
Speaker 3: right and wrong, so I'll play.
Speaker 5: Do you think any McGuire is playing his own sound
Speaker 5: effects a millionaire hot seat?
Speaker 2: Well that great. If you hang on, I've got the
Speaker 2: wrong It's no, no, they want it, haven't they? So
Speaker 2: they play this sting in here.
Speaker 3: Where's the button that drops the balloons and streamers from
Speaker 3: the roof?
Speaker 6: If you want me to give you all the answers
Speaker 6: to the questions that I can. I mean, this is
Speaker 6: pretty easy how this game works. It's just listing things
Speaker 6: from a category so you could easily play the sound effects.
Speaker 6: It's a category based game. I'll give the category. I'll
Speaker 6: ask Christian how long is that list?
Speaker 2: I roll the dice.
Speaker 5: If it comes up with an eight, you need to
Speaker 5: name eight things in that category. We had hobbies this
Speaker 5: week yesterday we had.
Speaker 3: You always forget the most recent one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had any of the producing team.
Speaker 4: Wasn't it old pastimes or something that's hobbies?
Speaker 2: Hobbies? That was yesterday though it was it two days ago.
Speaker 2: We did hobbies.
Speaker 7: I remember Australian bands.
Speaker 2: Three. He had to get three and he won the prize.
Speaker 7: All right, new rule.
Speaker 6: If it's any number that's rolled under five, I'm adding
Speaker 6: a one to the front.
Speaker 2: No way, you're not know no new rules. No the
Speaker 2: dice to side. That's it. You can't do that.
Speaker 3: Someone get the two.
Speaker 2: Well then fine, we don't know what the category is.
Speaker 3: I'm making the categories harder them.
Speaker 2: All right, fine, all right, calling out to play. We've
Speaker 2: got some good prices.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three. Hello, Hello is the list?
Speaker 2: How long is that? This?
Speaker 5: This is a great idea from Jack. I roll the dice.
Speaker 5: He gives me a topic. You've got to name as
Speaker 5: many in that topic. So what have you got this morning?
Speaker 5: What's the topic?
Speaker 3: The topic has twenty it's a fixed answer.
Speaker 5: Hey, listen, by the way, listen, if you're going to
Speaker 5: be in charge of this and run your own sound effects.
Speaker 2: What's happened to your music? You're playing it off your laptop?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Ex on week week three.
Speaker 5: We can't have this al right, otherwise I'm gonna unplug
Speaker 5: the laptop.
Speaker 2: Okay, there we go.
Speaker 7: Where was I?
Speaker 6: Today's topic is a fixed number category, so there is
Speaker 6: a fixed number of answers, not like hobbies, which is.
Speaker 2: A bit sound playing the game here, So there's.
Speaker 3: A total of twenty eight answers, so I want a
Speaker 3: high number.
Speaker 2: Roll Okay.
Speaker 3: The category is Country's beginning with s.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, all right, I rolled the first dice.
Speaker 5: Let's come up with a three second one four six
Speaker 5: countries beginning with the lettter.
Speaker 2: What's the word, Oh ma, it's not great. No, it's
Speaker 2: the hall of notes. It's distract to me.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, I'm having let's try don Dion, Sorry, how.
Speaker 3: Do you fancy yourself as an S country? Noah, yes,
Speaker 3: for Sam correct?
Speaker 5: Don't we all do this sometimes, you know, when you
Speaker 5: have to do the thing like you just did their
Speaker 5: deon where you have to do the phonetic alphabet, and
Speaker 5: sometimes you just make up T for Tommy, you know,
Speaker 5: for elephant, and I don't think that's what it's called.
Speaker 2: But anyway, Dion, are you ready? Off you go?
Speaker 3: S for successful game?
Speaker 2: Oh seven?
Speaker 14: Okay, Sudan correct Srilanka.
Speaker 11: Chef Africa.
Speaker 6: Three.
Speaker 3: I will.
Speaker 2: Think about cheese, European cheese. They're famous for it. You
Speaker 2: got it.
Speaker 3: You're over the halfway mark. But I'm going to have
Speaker 3: to start the time.
Speaker 2: I'm a no, no, no, don't this happen. Let's help him
Speaker 2: get this.
Speaker 5: I want deal to get this country beginning with America.
Speaker 6: Wait, sorry, Dan, sounds like answer, but we're gonna go
Speaker 6: to the next Serbia. You're gonna play Serbia is off
Speaker 6: the list because for the next caller they can't use that,
Speaker 6: all right, Josh, help from one of the members of
Speaker 6: the team.
Speaker 5: Okay, Josh, make that? Okay, So how many does Josh
Speaker 5: need to get to whim?
Speaker 3: We need three more? Josh, you can't use any of
Speaker 3: the ones that Dion used, all right?
Speaker 7: Country is beginning with beginning with s off you go the.
Speaker 11: Moa Daddy Arabia.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, last one, last one?
Speaker 5: Come on, Josh, and she's beginning with s.
Speaker 2: Oh my way, he's done it.
Speaker 5: Wow, nicely played, Josh, well done.
Speaker 2: Impressive around there from both of them. Deal did really well, Josh, Yeah,
Speaker 2: very hard. It needs to be a lot easier this
Speaker 2: time in the morning. No one needs to think that hard.
Speaker 2: This getting harder next week, no, Josh, No, we do
Speaker 2: STDs on Monday.
Speaker 5: Okay, Josh, you've won double cold class about.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show. Melbourne's gold one oh four
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Speaker 5: So later on tonight, second must win game in the
Speaker 5: World Cup for the Soccer US and I think there's
Speaker 5: no reason why you shouldn't roll through. I think you
Speaker 5: will easily beat the Danes tonight. They're a good team,
Speaker 5: but I think you played really well. You're robbed of
Speaker 5: a deserved win at the weekend by cheating French rolling
Speaker 5: around on the floor like imaginary snipers were shooting them
Speaker 5: up in the stands. And then that idiotic video assistant
Speaker 5: referee that doesn't work. There's been ruining quite a few
Speaker 5: games so far. However, we have our own psychic crocodile.
Speaker 5: I can't believe this, you know, hey.
Speaker 3: Grey, we don't know it's psychic.
Speaker 7: We just no, I do.
Speaker 5: I'm telling you now, Pinjara is psychic. It's got the
Speaker 5: gift of the third eye. You think about crocodile, those
Speaker 5: are strange, you know, terrifying mystical animals. If that says
Speaker 5: soccers are gonna win, sope it doesn't go for the Danes,
Speaker 5: then start to put money on it, but also gamble responsibly.
Speaker 5: Of course, kids, I'm tellinking now that crocodile will predict
Speaker 5: the right winner.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I feel like we approached the aquarium and asked, do
Speaker 6: you have a crocodile so we can call it a shrike.
Speaker 7: I think, I think. I think it's part of the
Speaker 7: rude to get me down.
Speaker 2: No, no, no.
Speaker 5: I woke up from a dream Sunday morning and had
Speaker 5: one word came into my name, Pinjarra, do you know
Speaker 5: what it meant?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 5: I thought it's maybe a password on a computer turned
Speaker 5: into Google and then I saw this crocodile.
Speaker 2: I was like, the crocodile speaking to me. I get it.
Speaker 2: I'm listening, Pinjara. What do you want to say? Wise one?
Speaker 2: It said, send me Jack down for snack. No, you're
Speaker 2: going down.
Speaker 5: Jack's gonna be there an hour's time, as me singing
Speaker 5: live to the crocodile.
Speaker 3: Before I started on this show, I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: Christian show. I listened to the London Breakfast Show. It's
Speaker 3: all about talking to people absolutely about real.
Speaker 2: Things and talking to animals.
Speaker 6: And then it's right three weeks in and I'm going
Speaker 6: to go sing to a crocodile.
Speaker 5: Absolutely yeah, please do no, no, no, Pinjara, and so
Speaker 5: to encourage the croc to perform, because there's no guarantee
Speaker 5: that will pick a team, Jack's going to sing to
Speaker 5: it live very very close to the crocodile. Which we
Speaker 5: need to speak to you before you go to sign
Speaker 5: some important documents. But anyway, Loo, look that's not my
Speaker 5: concern right now. This morning, I want to talk about
Speaker 5: Dad fails.
Speaker 2: My word. I had an epic one yesterday and I
Speaker 2: didn't even know that was doing anything wrong.
Speaker 5: Put yourself in my shoes. Okay, you do these hours.
Speaker 5: Suddenly at four thirty if you're a shift worker, you
Speaker 5: know what it's like. Four point thirty five o'clock is
Speaker 5: that awful bit where you feel really you're just exhausted.
Speaker 2: It hits you. You hit this wall.
Speaker 5: And then suddenly I see a gift from the universe
Speaker 5: to me, and I say, hey, thank you. All right, universe,
Speaker 5: I see a can of coke, a bar of chocolate,
Speaker 5: and a bag of potato chips. Now I'm thinking, ah, yes,
Speaker 5: I put the TV on, go on a Netflix show,
Speaker 5: and I'm snuffling all this down.
Speaker 2: I am so happy. I think I've never been happy.
Speaker 2: I feel good. The sugar's hitting.
Speaker 4: Me at that time of the day, isn't it.
Speaker 2: You know what it's like, pats.
Speaker 3: I think they came from well.
Speaker 5: I just thought, oh, you know, my wife maybe got
Speaker 5: them as a little midweek tree.
Speaker 15: You know.
Speaker 5: Then my daughter, the kids come back from school, and
Speaker 5: the teenager doesn't take much to get the old attitude
Speaker 5: from me.
Speaker 2: She goes, what are you doing? And I was like,
Speaker 2: what I.
Speaker 5: Just watch your Netflix. She goes, does my science homework?
Speaker 5: You've eat my sience work? And I go no, it
Speaker 5: was no label on there. If it's your science homework,
Speaker 5: put it in a tubblewear with a label do not
Speaker 5: eat dad.
Speaker 2: I can't. I'm not strong enough to resist that.
Speaker 3: Well, what bag of chips is part of a science project?
Speaker 5: Someone to do with sugar and you know, unhealthy eating
Speaker 5: and stuff like that. For as, I've given her a
Speaker 5: great excuse why she can't do it today. My dad
Speaker 5: ate my homework right, so she owes me a huge thanks.
Speaker 5: So please come out in sympathy for me today. I
Speaker 5: want other dads to own up. Confess to your epic
Speaker 5: dad foils. I didn't know what I was doing. It
Speaker 5: just seemed like a delicious snack and I wasn't strong
Speaker 5: enough to think it what might be signed and work.
Speaker 5: So anyway, yesterday even had to go back out and
Speaker 5: go to and get some new ones from a seven eleven.
Speaker 5: It was hard not to eat that on the way
Speaker 5: back as well, even though I knew and you it
Speaker 5: was bad, but I was still fighting with myself.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold One Oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 5: I's don't talking about the story when I know your
Speaker 5: stories of dad fails. When you just screwed it up.
Speaker 5: You had good intentions, you were trying to do something right.
Speaker 5: I can enjoy a kind of pop and some crisps.
Speaker 5: And I didn't know it was a science homework that
Speaker 5: was tucking into yesterday. Had no it is not signed
Speaker 5: or anything like that, So let me know yours nine
Speaker 5: four one four one oh four three Peter, good morning, Okay.
Speaker 14: Christian, I can sympathize with you, matey. I've got three
Speaker 14: things in life while I love is my kids and
Speaker 14: my watch cooking and unfortunately my wife scull of potatoes, pizzas,
Speaker 14: homemade pizzas. They all go in the fridge mating. Yeah,
Speaker 14: I've been doing it for a long time. So now
Speaker 14: the kids they wrap them up and they put a
Speaker 14: lack of band around it with the note and a
Speaker 14: science experiment do not eat. And it's got you to trouble, mate,
Speaker 14: But I can't win. I love my wife's cooking and
Speaker 14: I'm keeping her happy.
Speaker 5: And Peter, we're just not strong enough to resist those
Speaker 5: urgers that just says eat eat eat the snacks.
Speaker 14: Yeah, look, they've got to come up with something different
Speaker 14: now because the science experiment doesn't work. I don't care.
Speaker 2: What I do.
Speaker 3: Is the incredible harmy.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe our dads are the science experiment.
Speaker 14: Really yeah, that's that's it. I'm just going to keep
Speaker 14: on living the dream I think they did.
Speaker 2: All Right, Peter, thank you very much. You appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Have a good day.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: Really good morning, Good morning, Christian. How are you.
Speaker 5: I'm very good. I feel bad eating my daughter's science experiment.
Speaker 5: So tell us about a dad foul.
Speaker 16: Okay, so I'm one of eight children. What yeah, did
Speaker 16: the household?
Speaker 2: It was? My dad is very very shy man, and
Speaker 2: he's indoors in the bedroom. He had no time to
Speaker 2: go outside. He's making kids.
Speaker 10: Exactly.
Speaker 16: I've heard it all. The story that I've chosen because
Speaker 16: I could tell you one hundred is supermarket bace. So
Speaker 16: as you can imagine, Mum did the shopping. Dad was
Speaker 16: in charge of kicking the kids under control. Little one
Speaker 16: sort of tried to jump up on a shelf and
Speaker 16: he grabbed them off and told them very calmly, you're
Speaker 16: not jumping on the shelf. Of course we turned up
Speaker 16: the next door.
Speaker 2: Oh my word, what was that a cock crawl? Or
Speaker 2: what's that in the background?
Speaker 16: That wasn't me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was not here.
Speaker 4: It must have been.
Speaker 15: It's so like a rooster.
Speaker 5: Anyway, Sorry, sorry to carry on. Ready, right, you're in
Speaker 5: the supermarket. Someone's jumping up.
Speaker 16: Yep, so he's freaking out. Turn around the next door
Speaker 16: and as a kid halfway up the shelf. Of course,
Speaker 16: my father grabs the kids down, gives him a bit
Speaker 16: of a shake before he realizes it's not one of
Speaker 16: his kids, and there's an angry mother staring at him.
Speaker 2: That's amazing. Oh that's great.
Speaker 16: My dad was mortified.
Speaker 5: I bet yes. All right, ready, thank you very much.
Speaker 5: She call have a good day. Thank you, Yvonne, Hi,
Speaker 5: I'm very good of on. Welcome to the show. What's
Speaker 5: your dad fail's story for us this morning?
Speaker 4: Well, this happened two years ago. My husband was in
Speaker 4: charge of packing kids lunches and he grabbed a can
Speaker 4: of cars and draft inshead of a kind of cog
Speaker 4: and stuck it in the kitchen.
Speaker 5: Well, give the kid a little bus, you know, during
Speaker 5: the day at school it can be a bit Borings
Speaker 5: school's a lot more fun with a beer.
Speaker 4: With a beer, yeah, I got a call from the school.
Speaker 4: What do you think you're doing?
Speaker 11: What's going on here in the household?
Speaker 2: How old?
Speaker 5: How old was your son who was going to school
Speaker 5: with a kind of beer in his lunch box?
Speaker 1: Kin the Christian O'Connell breakfast show the Gold one oh
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Speaker 5: Three, about twelve hours away from the soccero's must win
Speaker 5: game at the World Cup tonight, and you smashed through
Speaker 5: the Danes. England's next game ten o'clock Sunday night, England
Speaker 5: being punished by Russia. They're given us crappy times to
Speaker 5: watch the game, especially if you weren't my cinder at
Speaker 5: hours where I turn into a pumpkin if I don't
Speaker 5: get in bed by midnight.
Speaker 6: Well, the last thing you're gonna do is structure the
Speaker 6: World Cup around a brit who's living now in Australia.
Speaker 2: Well, I just thought Peutye and I were good friends.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's all, but it turns out we're not here
Speaker 5: berefirst Australia. He gave you the prime time Saturday night
Speaker 5: game at eight o'clock, and now you've got a nice
Speaker 5: still game.
Speaker 2: Tonight at ten o'clock.
Speaker 5: Anyway, uh Over the weekend I read about half in
Speaker 5: the Northern Territories in Darwin at a crocodile part. They've
Speaker 5: got this crocodile there called Butt and he's been trying
Speaker 5: to predict the Soccaroos games. And he obviously went for
Speaker 5: the soccer Us, so he went for the right team.
Speaker 2: But obviously the cheeking French good in the way of
Speaker 2: the result.
Speaker 5: So I'm thinking anything our friends in Northern Territories are doing,
Speaker 5: we need to try and do this here in Victoria
Speaker 5: in Melbourne. And so this is why Jack is going
Speaker 5: down in about four minutes time in a taxi off
Speaker 5: to Sea Life Melbourne, where there is a five meter
Speaker 5: seven hundred and fifty kilogram crocodile called Binjara waiting for you.
Speaker 7: Yep.
Speaker 3: I mean I don't see it necessary for me to
Speaker 3: be down there. I definitely don't see it necessary for
Speaker 3: me to see.
Speaker 7: Jarro this song.
Speaker 5: What does Jack Post scream to me and Melbourne Roving Reporter,
Speaker 5: you're our guy on the scene.
Speaker 2: No one's got more energy.
Speaker 6: I thought Hamish McLaughlin would be the perfect guy to
Speaker 6: send down to the Melbourne Aquarium to talk to a crocodile.
Speaker 2: I actually was.
Speaker 5: I did think about that, but with his white dazzling teeth,
Speaker 5: I think the crocodile it might get it hurt us Lie.
Speaker 5: So we're just for health and safety. The crocodile can't
Speaker 5: be can't ever meet Hamis McLoughlin. So jack'sar guy and
Speaker 5: just quickly, Nick the producer, went down yesterday to have
Speaker 5: a quick check of it all. Tau Jack, we've got
Speaker 5: some good news. Is now going to be a little
Speaker 5: bit closer to the action than we thought.
Speaker 2: So you were going to be on a platform above
Speaker 2: Pinjarra in the enclosure. Within the enclosure.
Speaker 5: Why is there a platform drop because this is a
Speaker 5: live performance there. I don't know if they've had live
Speaker 5: music before. Jack is singing live to Binjari's trying to
Speaker 5: wake up the crocodile. It's like he was on a
Speaker 5: stage up there. Yeah, exactly, elevated stage.
Speaker 3: Now they make bad school kids walk the plank.
Speaker 2: They've got the thieving in the gift shop. Yeah, I've
Speaker 2: now got you positioned behind the crocodile. Oh, great idea,
Speaker 2: this is much better. We're filming. This is going to
Speaker 2: be on Facebook Live. You can see pinjar as it
Speaker 2: comes towards you. There is a gate that will be
Speaker 2: put up. A gate. It's a gate, it's a strong gate.
Speaker 5: It's still I mean, oh god, these guys are gate
Speaker 5: specialist down there at Sea Love, you know, I mean
Speaker 5: totally wild.
Speaker 2: Was there the other day.
Speaker 3: So I'm going to be in the enclosure.
Speaker 6: In the enclosure and how do you know that Pinjara's
Speaker 6: facing the other way?
Speaker 3: What if he turns around?
Speaker 5: Well, that the face your KNOWLK crocodile's face, what you
Speaker 5: can confuse between the face and the tail.
Speaker 3: No, but you said I'll stand behind it. What if
Speaker 3: he just turns around.
Speaker 2: Oh, you'll be behind the cage. I mean, so when
Speaker 2: the chickens go down, he will be coming towards you.
Speaker 5: Chickens their breakfast and yeah, okay, so we've got a meal. Yeah,
Speaker 5: we're going to go through a drive through. Jack is
Speaker 5: on the way to go to Red Rooster to get
Speaker 5: some fried chicken from the jow.
Speaker 3: Have they haven't done any tests with guitars or music?
Speaker 7: What if it's no?
Speaker 2: No, this is a world first.
Speaker 5: I mean, when we open up a whole new way
Speaker 5: of bringing live music to Melbourne, live from an aquarium,
Speaker 5: you know, with a crocodile.
Speaker 2: This is great. It's groundbreaking radio that you're doing here.
Speaker 6: What if it frustrates him and he starts to see red?
Speaker 5: As long as we as long as we get the
Speaker 5: attack on, make sure that's filmed for other show. And
Speaker 5: look you've got a weapon to use it to fend off.
Speaker 5: You've got your guitar, all right, feed that. If it
Speaker 5: starts going for you, feed it the guitar and get
Speaker 5: out there, get behind that fence.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: As a present from my mum and dad.
Speaker 2: Well, great, they saved your life. Thanks mom and dad.
Speaker 2: I'll buy you a new one. Okay. Pitjara goes for it.
Speaker 2: So to try and motivate Jack yesterday, one thing little
Speaker 2: Jack likes to we that's to sing a song.
Speaker 5: So so why don't you go down and sing to
Speaker 5: the crocodile? And I thought maybe maybe Jack could write
Speaker 5: a song to this classic. Yes, so we go from
Speaker 5: crocodile rock too. Well, do you want to introduce your
Speaker 5: song that you're going to be performing live.
Speaker 6: Well, I just write a song for Pinjara the crocodile
Speaker 6: at Melbourne Aquarium using that song. I actually found that
Speaker 6: bit of the Elton John song, very difficult.
Speaker 2: To think, high pitch.
Speaker 3: Is that person singing or a kazoo or they?
Speaker 2: I'll tell you that is Sir Elton John. That person.
Speaker 7: Does he do that bit?
Speaker 2: I'm not seeing him live.
Speaker 5: I've been there, Okay, he does it? Just gives you
Speaker 5: a kazoo?
Speaker 3: Does he do the funny?
Speaker 2: Does he nice? One of rock and Roll's greatest icons.
Speaker 3: I saw he did the verses, and I don't know
Speaker 3: if funny.
Speaker 5: I heard one day that we get Sir Elton John
Speaker 5: on the show and you can say that question to
Speaker 5: his face. Is that a kazoo or you in a
Speaker 5: funny voice? Sir Elton John.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm not sure if he does the.
Speaker 2: Stop those rumors. All right? This is the song that's
Speaker 2: gonna be doing live.
Speaker 15: I remember when I was young, being on the radio
Speaker 15: seemed so much fun. But we've had this started, this
Speaker 15: new show, and I'm getting kicked out of the studio
Speaker 15: to visit in a quarium. Lucky man to me if
Speaker 15: it is a little dumb promotion to expect a crocodile
Speaker 15: to foresee the outcome of a sucker rival real Thursday
Speaker 15: morning and here we are standing by the tank of
Speaker 15: Pinjara right next to singing to a crackeya.
Speaker 7: It just doesn't seem right.
Speaker 15: Ras is the hobbit Pinjarsten to.
Speaker 2: Should he use a kazoo?
Speaker 7: Pinjora?
Speaker 2: I love it?
Speaker 7: This is great, Pinjo.
Speaker 2: How can this crop not tap its little poor poortal?
Speaker 2: Cause the course.
Speaker 3: I'm worried this bit is gonna frustrates.
Speaker 2: Where's my chickens? Who's this hippie you're feeding me?
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, chances of this going well slim, very
Speaker 5: ray slim. But it is live on Facebook, live on
Speaker 5: Gold one of four point three, So you gotta go now,
Speaker 5: all right, goodbye, taxis here?
Speaker 2: Good luck Jack?
Speaker 5: If this last time I see, it's been great working
Speaker 5: with you. It's a great way to get rid of
Speaker 5: a psidekick.
Speaker 1: If you don't like the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's
Speaker 1: Gold one oh four point three, Anthony.
Speaker 14: Yes, Christian, how are you?
Speaker 13: Good morning?
Speaker 11: Hey?
Speaker 2: Good morning buddy? How can I help you this morning?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 13: Just bringing up for the ten kno repeat work though?
Speaker 10: Is that the song you played twice?
Speaker 2: That's it?
Speaker 5: No, it's the first play with me and then it
Speaker 5: will be played again at some point between now and
Speaker 5: six o'clock tonight. So it's Michael Jackson thriller. The moment
Speaker 5: you hear it, that's an unmistakable intro.
Speaker 2: Get ready to.
Speaker 5: Call nine four one four one four three to try
Speaker 5: and win your ten thousand dollars you give me listening today?
Speaker 13: Yes, absolutely, your work. I'm just about to head to
Speaker 13: work now.
Speaker 9: Actually I Saturday thirty something now, all.
Speaker 5: Right, listen, Anthony, good luck. Hope you win the money.
Speaker 5: I'd love it of someone who was listening to us
Speaker 5: this morning catches it later on today. If it is you, Anthony,
Speaker 5: what are you going to do with your money? What
Speaker 5: are you going to do with ten thousand dollars?
Speaker 13: Well, me and my wife we just had our first
Speaker 13: son about five months ago, so I'm sure we can
Speaker 13: go to buying him a new bike and a few
Speaker 13: other bits and pieces. And we haven't had a holiday either,
Speaker 13: so maybe going on a bit of a holiday as
Speaker 13: well would be something we would like to do.
Speaker 2: I really really hope you do with the money, because
Speaker 2: I know what it's like.
Speaker 5: That first twelve months when you've got a little baby
Speaker 5: in newborn is just exhausting, isn't It's chaos?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 13: The wife is doing a pretty tough he's going through
Speaker 13: a bit of a sleep progression at the moment, making
Speaker 13: up every hour or so when the wife's getting up
Speaker 13: and feeding him, and so she's a little bit under
Speaker 13: the pump.
Speaker 11: But we're doing well though, We're doing well.
Speaker 2: And when say under the pump, what do you mean
Speaker 2: the breast pump or just love the beast pump?
Speaker 13: I think it's a bit I supposed been under a
Speaker 13: pressure wide in terms of sleep for her.
Speaker 5: I think, all right, well, listen, two good lucks at
Speaker 5: see good luck getting through the first year with a
Speaker 5: little baby.
Speaker 2: I know what it's like.
Speaker 5: And also I really hope you and your wife you
Speaker 5: get the cash today. Okay, good luck, Thank you, Christian.
Speaker 1: All the Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 2: Good question.
Speaker 5: This, my friends, is our state of origin. State versus state,
Speaker 5: Kroc versus Kroc. Welcome to a live krocoff during the
Speaker 5: next twenty minutes. A crocodile up in the Northern Territories,
Speaker 5: up in Darwin. The old guy the season campaign are
Speaker 5: predicting loads of various things, even elections, not just sports matches,
Speaker 5: not just World Cup games, but eighty two years of
Speaker 5: age up there in Darwin. However, when I heard about
Speaker 5: this what Bird's been doing, I thought, we've got to
Speaker 5: find our own one. In this great city, a city
Speaker 5: that loves sport, los rivalry competing. I found Pinjara Sea
Speaker 5: Life Melbourne. Kroc versus Kroc is a krokoff. Both Crocs
Speaker 5: go against each other to try and predict tonight's must
Speaker 5: win game for the Soccaroos at the World Cup.
Speaker 2: So Jack has been sent down there. He's in position.
Speaker 5: At first we thought we go to hear he was
Speaker 5: going to be a bit further away, safety reasons, obviously
Speaker 5: from Pinjarra. A yea seven hundred and fifty kilogram crocodile
Speaker 5: over five meters long.
Speaker 2: Good news for us, goodness for you, maybe not so
Speaker 2: much for Jack. Is that he's a lot closer.
Speaker 5: He's he's behind the gate singing to the crocodile, hopefully
Speaker 5: to wait Pinjara up so that can it predicts whether
Speaker 5: it's the Danes who are winning there's no way, or
Speaker 5: it's the Socceroose. The Soccerreos will win tonight. Now I'm
Speaker 5: sure the Pinjara will back the Soccreos as well. So
Speaker 5: This is all going to be live from Sea Life
Speaker 5: Melbourne on Facebook. So if you want to jump on
Speaker 5: our Facebook page right now, you probably see a very
Speaker 5: nervous looking Jack tuning in his acoustic guitar, which might
Speaker 5: be used a defense weapon if the croc goes and
Speaker 5: doesn't like the song.
Speaker 2: This is all going to be on our Facebook page.
Speaker 2: You know how to find Facebook.
Speaker 5: We are O C one O four to three OC
Speaker 5: one O four to three if you want to find
Speaker 5: us on Facebook. Coming up next to him across live.
Speaker 5: Jack doesn't know this, by the way, Channel seven News
Speaker 5: are down there.
Speaker 2: He can you believe this? Brilliant? It must be? Is
Speaker 2: it quite news day today?
Speaker 17: I think it is.
Speaker 5: Jack could be really annoy didn't know because he would
Speaker 5: have combed the curly sue hair that mop of his his.
Speaker 5: But yeah, Channel seven are gonna be covering this as well,
Speaker 5: so we'll catch up with Jack.
Speaker 1: Next the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 2: Jack should be in position.
Speaker 5: I think he's just arrived at the aquarium Sea Life, Melbourne.
Speaker 11: Jack, I am in the aquarium. I have seen Pinjara.
Speaker 2: Well listen, this is what I thought for Rover and Porter.
Speaker 2: First of all, where's the energy.
Speaker 5: It sounds like we just sent you to an accountancy firm,
Speaker 5: so you have to look at their new Excel spreadsheet.
Speaker 2: Let's run that again.
Speaker 5: I need more like Yeah, that's Christian. He cross to
Speaker 5: me live. Now I've seen Ben. Just let's go it again.
Speaker 5: I think Jack is in position Jackie there, Oh.
Speaker 11: Christian guys, Jackie and Live from the Melbourne Aquarium. Thanks
Speaker 11: for having me down here. I just think the big crocodiles,
Speaker 11: that's what I've always dreamed of.
Speaker 2: Oh, great, Jack, this sounds more like it. Well done. Okay,
Speaker 2: this is good, This is good.
Speaker 5: Describe the scene down there now, Jack, Yeah, well he's
Speaker 5: a big old boy, Pinjara, I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 11: It's what you would imagine is a tank where a
Speaker 11: crocodile lives. Humans don't go I'm going in there, I
Speaker 11: think him. I don't know what more to tell you.
Speaker 2: Great, okay, And so do you know that Channel seven
Speaker 2: are coming down to film all of this?
Speaker 11: Oh my god, No, I didn't know that. But I
Speaker 11: noticed that they haven't opened this part of the aquarium
Speaker 11: yet to the public because they probably don't want school
Speaker 11: children coming here on the excursion.
Speaker 5: See to see an accident like that. There won't be
Speaker 5: an accident, but to see that. And it takes a
Speaker 5: long time to clear up human blood and you know,
Speaker 5: limbs and stuff like that, to fine your other arm
Speaker 5: and some of that curly hair and to glue it
Speaker 5: back onto you.
Speaker 2: But you will be Okay. We have surgeons on their
Speaker 2: way down there just in case.
Speaker 11: Okay, you know what mistake I made? Also, remember we
Speaker 11: went to that special chairman so lun should the Queen's
Speaker 11: bird say much? And I had to buy new shoes
Speaker 11: for it. They didn't have the right shoes. Yeah, my
Speaker 11: boots and new leather boots. And I'm worried now that
Speaker 11: you can smell the animal.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're right. You're right, he's going to go.
Speaker 2: How dare you're taunting him? Going? Look we do to
Speaker 2: some of your friends, We wear them on our feet.
Speaker 11: Yeah, so I'm thinking of going in barefoot.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's a good idea. That's not a
Speaker 2: step up. All right, Jack, stay there, we'll come back
Speaker 2: to you next. You meant to go?
Speaker 11: Yes, thank you, Christian, Oh yeah, signing off from Melbourne Aquarium.
Speaker 11: Thank you, Christian.
Speaker 1: Christian cotton All Breakfast show ready for Melvin, But there
Speaker 1: is Melvin ready for him? Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Chances of this working? I'm not sure? Okay, well, let's
Speaker 2: give us a go. This is live radio, folks.
Speaker 5: Come on, It's a Christian and Color breakfast show on
Speaker 5: Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: I'm aut across live to a crocodile enclosure, Seek Life, Melbourn.
Speaker 2: If I'm sounding.
Speaker 5: Nervous, I am, and I'm not even next to or
Speaker 5: above a five meter seven and fifty kilogram crocodile. Young
Speaker 5: Jack is we're doing this? It's a krocoff. It's our
Speaker 5: one in Melbourne. Pinjara versus a crocodile up in Darwin?
Speaker 5: Who can do the better predictions for tonight's soccer U game?
Speaker 2: Jack? Are you there?
Speaker 7: Hello, Christian?
Speaker 6: I'm coming to you from the Melbourne Aquarium, inside the
Speaker 6: crocodile enclosure.
Speaker 3: It's warm in here, isn't it.
Speaker 7: I'm with Tes who works at the Melbourne Aquarium. It's
Speaker 7: warmer here than my house. I'm actually having trouble heating.
Speaker 6: My house this winter, and I feel like Pinjara's got
Speaker 6: a more comfortable lifestyle than I do.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, he certainly does.
Speaker 8: I mean, this is basically the environment that he lives in,
Speaker 8: so it's quite nice.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's Pinjara's just skulking around at the moment. He
Speaker 6: hasn't paid too much attention to us, but Tez. As
Speaker 6: we were walking in the enclosure, which behind the scenes
Speaker 6: it looks like, imagine Jurassic Park Christians when they're walking
Speaker 6: around the backstage at Jurassic Park.
Speaker 7: That's what it looks like.
Speaker 6: As we were walking in, just before we open the
Speaker 6: door to the you said to us another handler, Oh
Speaker 6: are you going to Jack's going to play some music?
Speaker 7: Is that going to worry Pinjara?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, so so different stimuli. We often give him different
Speaker 8: things to stimulate his mind. We haven't had someone play
Speaker 8: music on a guitar before, so interesting to see what
Speaker 8: he does.
Speaker 6: So what's the percentage chance that he hates it and
Speaker 6: jumps over this barrier in front of us and.
Speaker 2: Choose me up.
Speaker 8: Fortunately, he's a very well behaved crocodile, and it's pretty Yeah,
Speaker 8: it's next to nothing.
Speaker 3: Until he hears me try and hit those high notes
Speaker 3: of my song.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not sure how you're singing, will go all right?
Speaker 6: Christian, If you're ready, I'm ready to sing Pinjara into it?
Speaker 7: What am I doing? Am I singing to him so
Speaker 7: that he predicts better?
Speaker 5: Yes, that's right, that's the idea. Well done, Jack. Yeah,
Speaker 5: let's hope he say big outon John Fan. Otherwise you're
Speaker 5: in trouble.
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 6: This feels silly, but might as well get out the way.
Speaker 6: Thanks Tez for having me in the enclosure?
Speaker 7: What's a problem? Can can? Can we? Does he have ease?
Speaker 7: What can what can say?
Speaker 8: Can he?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 7: Here we got Pinchara.
Speaker 6: I remember when I was young, being on the radio
Speaker 6: seem so much fun.
Speaker 7: But we've hardly started this new.
Speaker 6: Show and I'm getting kicked out.
Speaker 7: Of the studio to visit the aquaria. To me, it
Speaker 7: seems a.
Speaker 15: Little dum to get a crocodile to far see the
Speaker 15: outcome of a soccer rivalry.
Speaker 6: But Thursday morning, here we are standing in the tank
Speaker 6: with Pinjara singing to a crock.
Speaker 7: It just doesn't seem right. All right, you Pinjara, pincho
Speaker 7: right in Jarrah?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 7: Good luck Pinjarra.
Speaker 2: Awesome. Jack did a great job there. Awesome. Awesome.
Speaker 14: Also work.
Speaker 5: We're watching this live on at Facebook. This is what
Speaker 5: Zuckerberg came up with. This is what I wanted the dream.
Speaker 5: A man singing to a really, really confused looking crocodile
Speaker 5: right now, So on Facebook Live. You on on Facebook
Speaker 5: oh Ce one o four three. We crossed back to
Speaker 5: Jack in five minutes time and pinja to find out
Speaker 5: if the crocodile is ready to predict or it hated
Speaker 5: that performance and doesn't like Elton John the Christian.
Speaker 1: O'Connell Breakfast Joe, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three, Good.
Speaker 5: Morning, Welcome back to a live crocodle off only on
Speaker 5: Melbourne's one four point three Gold. All right, So the
Speaker 5: reason we're doing this is and it's our croc of oragin.
Speaker 5: This is our state of origin, folks. It is a
Speaker 5: crocodile here in Melbourne trying to predict the Soccerhos game
Speaker 5: tonight ten o'clock tonight, must win Game two in the
Speaker 5: World Cup.
Speaker 2: Because there's also crocodile doing this up in Darwin. Can
Speaker 2: we do it better?
Speaker 5: Our crocodile here in Melbourne, State versus state versus Crockett's
Speaker 5: are live krokoff. We'll find out to the next ten
Speaker 5: minutes what's happened up in Darwin. They're doing this right now,
Speaker 5: just for us. They're filming it. We're here it in
Speaker 5: the next ten minutes, but right now we cross back
Speaker 5: to Sea Life Melbourne, where Jack is to find out
Speaker 5: Pinjara our crocodile.
Speaker 2: Is she going to predict?
Speaker 7: Jack?
Speaker 2: Are you there still?
Speaker 6: I like Christian, I'm still with Pinjari's actually starting to
Speaker 6: move around.
Speaker 7: It did still during my song.
Speaker 6: I thought that's why I thought he wasn't listening at all,
Speaker 6: But he started to wade.
Speaker 7: Through the water a little bit.
Speaker 6: I'm here with tez Is, one of the handlers at
Speaker 6: the Melbourne Aquarium, says, it feels like there's plenty of
Speaker 6: fish in Pinjara's tank.
Speaker 7: Why doesn't he just if he's hungry, eat the fish?
Speaker 8: OI knows he gets a pretty steady source of food
Speaker 8: every week from our guys, and it's not really worth
Speaker 8: his efforts to try and catch something that small.
Speaker 7: Right, so he doesn't even bother trying to snap him up.
Speaker 2: Well, not really that.
Speaker 4: They're kind of like he's grooming fish.
Speaker 6: Okay, And so what we're actually feeding him today is.
Speaker 7: I don't know why I didn't think still feathered.
Speaker 6: The The thing I expected was to see like Dally
Speaker 6: meat it at Coals or Woolworths and just chuck a
Speaker 6: few skinned chicken.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so it's important for him to get every single
Speaker 8: piece of meat and feather and everything from the chicken.
Speaker 2: To get is how he eats chicken. By the way,
Speaker 2: excuse me, claws and everything. Yeah, that's right, folks, feathery, neutral,
Speaker 2: good old bing, what a lovely breakfast.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 6: He started to smell the chicken, so I think we
Speaker 6: might as well throw him in it. On one side,
Speaker 6: on my left side, we have Australia. On my right side,
Speaker 6: we have Denmark. Depending on which chuck Pinjara eats first,
Speaker 6: that is who he predicts will win tonight's World Cup
Speaker 6: game in three two one launch short chickens and Pinjara
Speaker 6: stays dead still.
Speaker 7: Oh we have movement.
Speaker 2: No, we have movement.
Speaker 7: We have movement, We have movement. Oh no, Pinjara, don't
Speaker 7: do it. Don't in Denmark's in no, Pinjara, no, oh dear,
Speaker 7: And he's satisfied.
Speaker 2: He went for the chicken.
Speaker 7: He's still chewing Denmark up.
Speaker 6: Australia is just a sad, headless chok floating in the water.
Speaker 7: Oh for Pats.
Speaker 5: If she wants to Australia, I can see it. I'm
Speaker 5: watching it all now. Australia Facebook dot Com. Go to
Speaker 5: O C one O four three that's our Facebook home
Speaker 5: O C one O four three. No mistake there, it's
Speaker 5: gone for Denmark.
Speaker 2: Jack.
Speaker 7: He doesn't too much, does he? Pinjurats.
Speaker 8: He just pretty much just crunches him into shape and
Speaker 8: then swallows.
Speaker 7: Whole crunches him into shape and swallows hot.
Speaker 2: Okay, we don't need the graphic on a decent Okay,
Speaker 2: I could see it.
Speaker 7: Looks like he's just made his choice. Jack.
Speaker 6: There, I think I think Tears is hoping that he's
Speaker 6: still going to read Australia in an attempt to go call.
Speaker 6: It might be a draw, but he's made his choice.
Speaker 6: If this really is a psychic prediction, is picking Denmark absolutely.
Speaker 2: Also, I'm looking at right now, Jack, the crocodile appears.
Speaker 5: To be just staring at you. We are he just
Speaker 5: staring you out? Yeah, he's eyeing you. He is actually yeah, actually.
Speaker 6: He's going to I think Actually, I've probably had enough
Speaker 6: fun in the tank for one day.
Speaker 3: Chris, come back to you guys.
Speaker 5: Okay, we'll see you in a minute, Jack, great work
Speaker 5: down there. Well not quite what we expected. We were
Speaker 5: hoping for soccer use prediction, but unfortunately, you know, it's
Speaker 5: a psychic crocodile. The crocodile looks into the future and
Speaker 5: comes back to tell us on Gold one or four
Speaker 5: point three of course that it could be Denmark. Well,
Speaker 5: we'll find out what the crocodile up in Darwin is predicted.
Speaker 1: Next The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Joe Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three the.
Speaker 5: Next hour as well well, also find out the latest
Speaker 5: from Darwin. What way did Bert the crocodile?
Speaker 2: Did I go there?
Speaker 5: Did it go Sokkarouse or Denmark? Pinjara? Controversial? Not what
Speaker 5: we wanted, but it is a seven hunch and fifty
Speaker 5: year kilogram crocodiles. We can't actually nudge it one way,
Speaker 5: Chat can't get just give a little nudge with his foot.
Speaker 2: Sadly went for Denmark.
Speaker 1: Twenty minutes ago The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Joe Melbourne's Gold
Speaker 1: one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Good morning the Christian o'cononor Brack. The show continues up
Speaker 2: until ten a m. We play a few more songs,
Speaker 2: and we have this view. She can still do stuff
Speaker 2: with the Bakfast show. The only to call in. We
Speaker 2: do it on text only.
Speaker 5: It's called the artwork time waste stuff we probably work
Speaker 5: out for the title. As for you to Trump, pretend
Speaker 5: to be working but still trying to win prizes with us.
Speaker 5: All right today, seeing as two hours ago, I confess
Speaker 5: that I ate my daughter's science homework, not proud of it.
Speaker 5: Didn't know was science homework. I just saw a can
Speaker 5: of coat chryst and of bar chocolate. You do the
Speaker 5: same as me, don't judge. It wasn't clearly labeled. Dad,
Speaker 5: do not eat science experiment? All right, So we're going
Speaker 5: to go back to school school songs Jackson and Uber
Speaker 5: right now on his way back from Well didn't go
Speaker 5: quite the way we wanted, did it, Jack.
Speaker 7: Well, I mean we all love the song.
Speaker 9: I hope and I pindure the predicted crocodile picked the
Speaker 9: TODT Australia into that sports cup.
Speaker 10: Max.
Speaker 2: It's a bad sign.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 10: I mean, I don't know what he's predicting skills are
Speaker 10: like and read too much into it.
Speaker 2: Well, let's see what happens. Tonight. Let's see what happens. Okay,
Speaker 2: So Jack, this is what doing for Today's that word
Speaker 2: time waster.
Speaker 5: It's school songs. So I've got don't go break in
Speaker 5: my art? Thank you, light my fire drill.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's it for the team.
Speaker 7: Jim and Juice.
Speaker 2: That's in Jim. Do you exercise Jim and Juice? Didn't Juice?
Speaker 2: Snoop Dogg?
Speaker 10: Oh, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's so well the song Snoop Dogg. You're familiar with
Speaker 2: Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I just don't know the song all.
Speaker 5: It's only one of his biggest hits. Okay, Jack, what
Speaker 5: have you got there?
Speaker 7: Live for maneuver u back in blackboard?
Speaker 2: Give him nothing? Perhaps he gave me nothing.
Speaker 11: I thought I might have cut out for a second.
Speaker 2: No out the comedy.
Speaker 11: Everybody wants to Rule of the World.
Speaker 2: That's good. Okay, Gold Damn, that wasn't fun.
Speaker 10: All way to Hell, all way to Hell always hell
Speaker 10: like it always.
Speaker 2: That's what I just said. Yeah, Tally, you're going to
Speaker 2: take your home all right?
Speaker 5: Then send us to send us yours on four seven
Speaker 5: five three one o four three. We're looking for your
Speaker 5: school songs this morning. For Today's at work time wastter.
Speaker 5: Oh four seven five O three one oh four three,
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Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: Oh this is awkward.
Speaker 7: Oh this is awkward job.
Speaker 2: Start laughing like we're having a great time. Oh God,
Speaker 2: Jack's back. Ah, Pats is about to mark the at
Speaker 2: work time waster. Oh you do it, perfect, breath.
Speaker 5: The list doesn't work yet, So we're two floors up.
Speaker 5: You've got to run up these huge hues fire exit stairs.
Speaker 5: There you go, Jack, you go on, come on over there,
Speaker 5: and five Pats in that are out the older news cage.
Speaker 2: He told her, I regret it. Hey, by the way, Jack, Hello,
Speaker 2: he stood breath.
Speaker 5: Listen, we've had a text someone's said, a great way
Speaker 5: to look at what happened with Pinjara going for Denmark.
Speaker 2: It's not Australian crocodile. It's smashed through Denmark, like the
Speaker 2: socceros are going to smash through Denmark tonight.
Speaker 5: We've interpreted the wrong way. Pinjara was saying, this is
Speaker 5: what's going to happen. They're going to tear through the defense.
Speaker 5: Goals are coming.
Speaker 7: But then after the cross finished, he did eat the
Speaker 7: other chicken.
Speaker 3: Of course he really slowly, and it almost was saying,
Speaker 3: shay away from the.
Speaker 2: Dark and on the break for show, okay, keep it light,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 5: So Pats is marking, Jack said of breath school songs,
Speaker 5: that's what we're looking at today, a high jump way
Speaker 5: to hell.
Speaker 4: I don't mind that. I'll give that a silver.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's James.
Speaker 5: That's correct, alright, Okay, because sometimes with marking you have
Speaker 5: like a state examiner who would check the marketing ails.
Speaker 2: Allright, vicilator for the American pie are squared.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I might give that gold.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's Paul, you too, with or without glue, that's
Speaker 5: a gold plus. That's a great one, Josh, well done, son,
Speaker 5: of a teacher man.
Speaker 4: That's kind of halfway between bronze and.
Speaker 2: Silver tough people.
Speaker 7: So that's called a bronze plus, right.
Speaker 4: Bron forgot or a silver minus.
Speaker 2: I have the trigonometry.
Speaker 7: I don't like that Bronze homework.
Speaker 2: Bounds, you know, Uncle.
Speaker 5: CELESTI men, sorry, you can ring my school bell. Oh
Speaker 5: that's Good's silver textbooks are burning? So Sam not silver.
Speaker 5: I didn't ungraded ungraded. I did not finish Bunsen burned
Speaker 5: for you, Maca and Richmond.
Speaker 4: That's good gold.
Speaker 2: That's a gold learning Japanese.
Speaker 7: I didn't wonder.
Speaker 4: Oh we've got a difference of opinion.
Speaker 7: That's all right. We'll meet somewhere in the middle and
Speaker 7: go silver.
Speaker 5: Do you know what this person texted in yesterday for
Speaker 5: the work time?
Speaker 2: I say, and we love? Their name is Freedom is
Speaker 2: back from Cranborney's. So who do I give the tickets to?
Speaker 2: Which one did you like the most? Who gets the
Speaker 2: tickets to go to the real Madrid World of Football experience?
Speaker 3: Do you reckon?
Speaker 13: Jack?
Speaker 3: Well, we gave one gold plus, but I already forgot.
Speaker 1: What it was.
Speaker 4: Yes do I you was bad?
Speaker 5: Okay, we'll have to listen back to whoever said that,
Speaker 5: whoever said that, You've won them, and also give some
Speaker 5: passes to to freedom in Cranbourne.
Speaker 2: E's because the second time invented. We appreciate that.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 5: I kind of stand now, this is apparently winter to me.
Speaker 5: What is it fifteen sixteen seventeen. Today it will be yeah,
Speaker 5: heat wave back home back in the Motherland, a heat wave.
Speaker 5: They're telling kids don't run outside without putting the SPF on.
Speaker 5: It is too hot today to work. They're sending kids
Speaker 5: home from school. This is an amazingly beautiful day. It's
Speaker 5: a great day today. Now listen, Jack, you've been working
Speaker 5: reasonably hard on the show. I'd like to offer you
Speaker 5: and your wife Bianca a little prize from me.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 5: Next Friday night it's on me personally. I've organized this
Speaker 5: for you guys. You're off to Sea Life Nights at
Speaker 5: Sea Life Melbourne Aquarium. If you get there for five
Speaker 5: point forty five runs up until nine pm. Like to
Speaker 5: turn down for our King and gent two penguins at
Speaker 5: six fifteen pm, and they have cocktails and you look
Speaker 5: look around the aquarium where you were earlier, you know,
Speaker 5: so that's that's a treat for me personally. I've paid
Speaker 5: for this, so I hope you can make it next
Speaker 5: Friday night, the twenty ninth of June. I've also had
Speaker 5: my own money. I've also brought a couple more tickets
Speaker 5: to give away to people listening right now. It's all
Speaker 5: thank you from me to you for just how friendly
Speaker 5: everyone has been welcoming me.
Speaker 2: To this city. I've got some double passes to give away.
Speaker 5: Sea Looff Nights at Sea Life Melbourne Aquarium's just the
Speaker 5: thing I'm going to do occasionally.
Speaker 2: Just it's on me. That is real.
Speaker 5: It's on me, Melbourne. I've got this one. No, the
Speaker 5: won't do it this year. Pangy's not doing this year.
Speaker 5: It is not doing this year. No oh Connor, He's
Speaker 5: putting his hand in his pocket and going, it's on me.
Speaker 5: Have some cocktails, look at the Fishy wishy and Sea
Speaker 5: Life Nights at Sea Life Melbourne Aquarium.
Speaker 2: I've got this one. No stop it. I know you
Speaker 2: want to chip in, No, put it, put it while away.
Speaker 3: What's the part about watching the penguins go to bed?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because obviously they're like two. We got a bitch.
Speaker 5: You go no like penguins singing a little song, reading
Speaker 5: the book if you want to, it's still down there.
Speaker 5: I've all organized it for you, your wife and some
Speaker 5: listeners as well.
Speaker 3: Now you're too generous, too generous, I know. And it's
Speaker 3: got nothing to do with the fact that they just
Speaker 3: helped us meet the crocodile. Add out Melbourne Aquarium, Get out.
Speaker 2: Help all right. There are two tops of people in life.
Speaker 2: Those who see a rainbow and go wonderful rainbow.
Speaker 5: Those people look at that rainbow and go, well, actually,
Speaker 5: it's just like refracting through water, that's all it is.
Speaker 5: I'm someone that goes a rainbow. You're someone that goes
Speaker 5: is like refracting through water, and I can.
Speaker 6: See the refractions through that thinly veiled gesture of yours.
Speaker 2: How dare you?
Speaker 6: I'm actually happy to be back on the show. It
Speaker 6: was weird to have you guys talking without me on here.
Speaker 2: It didn't feel weird if you what's the word I'm
Speaker 2: looking for better?
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Speaker 5: Today we had the live Krokoff a crocodile from here
Speaker 5: in Melbourne going up against one in the Northern Churches
Speaker 5: up in Darwin. But the old guy up there in
Speaker 5: the Northern Territories taken on the young pretender one at
Speaker 5: fifty two. Pinjara Outrage Today is Pinjara ate the chicken
Speaker 5: representing the Danes Denmark in tonight's Sokkaro's must wing game
Speaker 5: at ten o'clock. So Bob was saying, look, you're taking
Speaker 5: the wrong way. It was a symbol, you know, Binjara
Speaker 5: smashing through that Danish chicken is a symbol that that's
Speaker 5: what's going to happen to the subprous and not They're
Speaker 5: going to smash through the Danes and win. We'll find
Speaker 5: out tonight at ten o'clock. Title today's show is Dad
Speaker 5: ate my homework. Now we're going to find out it
Speaker 5: only just happened the crocodiles. You can't make the meat,
Speaker 5: can't make them have their breakfast. So we know Holpingjara
Speaker 5: good on. Jack was down there live an hour and
Speaker 5: a half ago. Let's now find out. Then, Leanne over
Speaker 5: at a Krocosaurus cove in Darwin has left this for us.
Speaker 17: Bert is sitting on his ledge at the moment he
Speaker 17: has a ledgend his enclosure and he's considering. So Charlotte,
Speaker 17: our crocodile manager, is coming out now onto the ledge.
Speaker 17: She's going to entice him over with that initial piece
Speaker 17: of meat.
Speaker 2: I would have gone cheese. Who doesn't like checking.
Speaker 17: Them off off that ledge? Wake them up a little bit.
Speaker 17: He's having his afternoon nap, so he's positioned right underneath
Speaker 17: both of them. Now he's coming up a little bit.
Speaker 17: Now he's ready to predict.
Speaker 2: So that's see who he picks.
Speaker 17: He's giving a girl for Australia, and he's missed it
Speaker 17: the first time. He's coming back around the Denmark. Now
Speaker 17: we consider a real prediction. When he actually eats the meat.
Speaker 2: See changed.
Speaker 17: There he goes.
Speaker 4: That is a call for Australia.
Speaker 3: He's not a patriotic croc I.
Speaker 2: Don't know what he is.
Speaker 5: Doesn't look good, but Pinchaa does it. So Pinjara here
Speaker 5: at Melbourne went for Denmark. Bert the old guy. You
Speaker 5: heard it there, he's gone for Australia.
Speaker 6: But now we're stuck between two. Once we want Pinjara
Speaker 6: to do well for Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Otherwise it's a handbag tomorrow.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 7: Friends.
Speaker 6: Now that's my friend, you're talking about Christian or we
Speaker 6: And now we want Bert also to be right, because
Speaker 6: of course we want Australia to win the World Cup
Speaker 6: match tonight.
Speaker 7: And Stedmark.
Speaker 5: No tari is a Pandora's choice for us today. Oh,
Speaker 5: poor young Jack, These millennials, they get upset so easily.
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