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Speaker 1: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday evening slipped in my kitchen daughter would spilled apple juice.

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Speaker 2: And because we're talking about this our teenagers, why the

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Speaker 2: hell would you clever up?

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Speaker 3: You just set a trap for your dad, a man trap.

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Speaker 2: This is what happens. See what does that Barbie movie things?

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Speaker 2: I need to take out then my life. She waits

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Speaker 2: ten days, so there's nothing suspicious. I think it's safe

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Speaker 2: to go into the kitchen. I wasn't wearing my slippers.

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Speaker 2: Fades on a state patriarchy gets taken down with a puddle,

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Speaker 2: a puddle of apple juice. And I did this thing

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Speaker 2: where I've actually torn something in my gluttos, like gluteous

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Speaker 2: maximus in my buttons.

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Speaker 3: On the front leg.

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Speaker 2: My right leg went there, you know, it goes out,

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Speaker 2: and I went into a semi splitz. And at my age,

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Speaker 2: man like me can't do the splits. The first time

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Speaker 2: who splits is not at fifty. That's terrible tearing sensation.

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Speaker 2: The first time I did this morning at half four

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Speaker 2: was text my physio going, we've got to talk about

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Speaker 2: my gluttos.

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Speaker 4: Stop texting me.

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Speaker 2: This spoke about this question it's half four.

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Speaker 3: Stop waking me up talking about you, gluttus? Is this

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Speaker 3: why you snuck in?

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Speaker 4: Because normally you'll pop in and say hello, did the produce?

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Speaker 3: Because I couldn't. I just noticed you.

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Speaker 2: I needed help this morning. There's something torn in my backside.

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Speaker 5: It's got dangerous.

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Speaker 2: It actually really really dangerous. Trap set for a dad.

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Speaker 2: That's what she's done then. Anyway, so small I thought

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Speaker 2: was that, can we between now and nine o'clock complete

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Speaker 2: the alphabet A food to Z with things that you've

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Speaker 2: slipped or tripped on?

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Speaker 3: A for apple juice? You want Jay for juice? Which

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Speaker 3: way are we going to do it?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Go Jay for juice.

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Speaker 3: So let's go Jay for juice. Got it?

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Speaker 2: Juice brackets, Apple juice brackets, gluttugs hash tagged.

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Speaker 3: Torn my backside a lot in this, it's a lot there.

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Speaker 2: Okay, guys, all right, So we just need to donate

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Speaker 2: something so we can complete the alphabet. Are things that

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Speaker 2: you might have slipped on or tripped on? Best story

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Speaker 2: we get, we'll give you the double pass to go

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Speaker 2: to concert of a lifetime red Hot Summer Tour Live Patsy.

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Speaker 2: If you've got anything that you can donate, what have

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Speaker 2: you slipped on.

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Speaker 5: I'm the most accident Prome person you'll ever meet, and

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Speaker 5: I just have a thing about tripping up steps, not downsteps,

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Speaker 5: but up I don't know where they like one of

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Speaker 5: my feet gets in the way, but downstairs in that

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Speaker 5: cafe down there. I was going for coffee after the

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Speaker 5: show one morning and I had my purse in one

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Speaker 5: hand my phone in the other.

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Speaker 3: Doubt fine, furse my purse hand, and I tripped up

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Speaker 3: the stairs.

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Speaker 2: One of those old nana persons, which is about sort of

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Speaker 2: like a kettle well of three kilos.

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Speaker 3: Maybe that's why you tripped over.

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Speaker 5: With all my goings, but my hands went out like

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Speaker 5: I was completely flat. My hands went out in front

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Speaker 5: of me.

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Speaker 2: It's actually, if you like take a stumble in your twenties,

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Speaker 2: you don't worry about it our range now you worry.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you could break it here.

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Speaker 2: I've got cancer. This is how it gets you at fifty.

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Speaker 2: Anything can kill me.

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Speaker 5: But it's got concrete flooring down there, and it's it's

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Speaker 5: really harsh and dust your floor down there. Absolutely horrified.

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Speaker 5: Everyone from all the building was there.

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Speaker 3: And my bird to see this.

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Speaker 5: My boobies were a bit like a bit like you

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Speaker 5: know in the car, the pillows, the air bags, airbags.

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Speaker 3: I knew what she meant. I did not want to complete.

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Speaker 5: It, and I skidded up to the showcase where the

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Speaker 5: food is.

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Speaker 3: My judges with the other side.

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Speaker 5: It was so like I slid along my hair?

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Speaker 3: Are you okay?

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Speaker 2: I was fine, dignity that was I stopped mentioning Fancy's airbags.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So what are we going for air bags or

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Speaker 3: bags or for air bags? Please? No, we're not doing that.

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Speaker 3: I'm putting for stairs.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, we're trying to complete the alphabet A through

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Speaker 2: to Z or things that you've slipped or tripped over.

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Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Christian, I can take out P or D. Wife slipped

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Speaker 2: on dog pe.

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Rob's wife smashed her elbow into pieces, a cast for

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Speaker 2: six weeks, can't fully extend her arm. That's all right,

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Speaker 2: So what about you deal P for dog P. I'm

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Speaker 2: putting P no. No, oh not you you you.

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Speaker 3: You ra yes? Yes, and clinical terms.

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Speaker 2: Christian, I tripped over trolley at Woolly's while singing out

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Speaker 2: loud the lyrics. Ain't nothing going to break in my stride?

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Speaker 2: Tell Matthew Wilder song. We played one hit one of

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Speaker 2: from the eighties, fell flat my face. That's from Janelle. Janelle.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So, Teva trolley, Teva trolley.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much that we're trying to complete the

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Speaker 2: alphabet A through to Z or things that you slipped

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Speaker 2: or tripped over?

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Speaker 3: Nathan, good morning, good morning, How are you? I'm good Nathan.

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Speaker 2: So what can you give a sent as we try

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Speaker 2: and tick off the alphabet of things?

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Speaker 8: Can give you a great big lead at eve. So

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Speaker 8: story goes about this time last year, I work on

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Speaker 8: the Wolves on the docks and I was climbing up

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Speaker 8: I turned her out at the top, I slipped in

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Speaker 8: a fresh pile of seagull excrement and body surf back

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Speaker 8: down the stairs, knocked out cold cake wearing a spinal

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Speaker 8: bought with all my team carrying me off, and had

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Speaker 8: a full shoulder reconstruction.

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Speaker 1: Because of it.

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Speaker 3: This is unbelievable.

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Speaker 8: Fresh seagull excrement.

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Speaker 3: He excreament. Those bloody seagulls. Should have given them a chip, yeah,

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Speaker 3: or ice cream? I remember it. Then you know what

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Speaker 2: They were in tandem with the Magpie ice cream love

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Speaker 2: ice cream?

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Speaker 3: Oh, seagulls love ice cream can't be true. No one

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Speaker 3: of them stole one of my ice key ones. I

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Speaker 3: have it.

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Speaker 2: It's things shoes, It was going to take me away

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Speaker 2: them and seagulls walk together. I welcome on seagull magpie overlords.

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Speaker 3: Seriously for excrement. Cold shoulder reconstruction. That is rough.

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Speaker 8: It makes a good story.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was quite.

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Speaker 4: Did you tell people that's how you got knocked down

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Speaker 4: and have the shoulder reconstruction or you have a I.

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Speaker 2: Would have said I was dealing with an intruder, John Wickston,

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Speaker 2: I was fighting a bear. You should stay that there, Nathan,

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Speaker 2: great story, Thank you very much. E for excrements. Let's

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Speaker 2: go to Annie here. Good morning Annie, Oh.

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Speaker 7: Good morning, Hi morning jeep.

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Speaker 6: The grass was it a work.

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Speaker 9: Conference some years ago in a chain building activity?

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Speaker 7: Thought I could still sprint?

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Speaker 6: Forgot?

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Speaker 7: I was in my fifties and not my twenties. Picked

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Speaker 7: on the grass, ripped my hamstring from my hippo.

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Speaker 3: Oh, right into the old gluttos.

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Speaker 9: And I was in rehab for a year.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, No, the way he said, he went into

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Speaker 2: rehabits like you had an addiction. Annie, I've got a

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Speaker 2: grass problem.

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Speaker 3: Hello Annie?

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Speaker 5: What is it when you're in your fifties you think

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Speaker 5: you can do what you did in your twenties. It's

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Speaker 5: like I know I can, Then your body reminds you

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Speaker 2: Ego says you could still do it. Anybody says no,

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Speaker 2: Actually got Annie, awful story, but funny one for us.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much, mate, Thank you all right? So

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Speaker 2: which letters are we are? We now completed on our

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Speaker 2: alphabet eights out of things that you slipped and tripped over?

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Speaker 4: We have D for dog poo, E for extrement, G

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Speaker 4: for grass, jay for juice, S for stairs, TEE for trolley,

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Speaker 4: you for ur Ian?

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Speaker 3: Great? What can you give us? Christian Connell Show podcast?

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Speaker 2: All right, So we're doing our eight zer. We're trying

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Speaker 2: to go through the alphabet with your stories about what

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Speaker 3: Some of the ones we've got so far. What you

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Speaker 3: got coming in? He's coming in hard slip over.

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Speaker 4: Dog poo, excrement, G for grass, jay for juice, ES

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Speaker 4: for stairs, TEA for trolley, you for urine.

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Speaker 2: Gotcha, Chrissy, what can you give us? Good morning, Chrissy,

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Speaker 2: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 7: Good morning, Christian. I could give you bee for broomstick.

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Speaker 3: Be for broomstick. We've got a wee on the line.

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Speaker 10: It was as my dad said, I shouldn't have left

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Speaker 7: Start feeding it bread and picked me up and just

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Speaker 3: We've all been there, you have camels in the paddock.

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Speaker 7: And I'm still known to this day, Sears later as

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Speaker 2: Straight matey, I'm glad you said camel girl, because I'm

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Speaker 2: still known as a camel. Told chris By that stuff

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Speaker 2: story from childhood and don't want to go back to guys.

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Speaker 2: That is some story do we do see for camels?

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Speaker 2: Camel amazing story, Chrissy, Thank you so much for sharing that.

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Speaker 3: Today. Have a good day. Let's go to Dave Good morning, Dave,

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Speaker 3: Good morning.

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Speaker 2: So we're just at C for camel as we go

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Speaker 2: through the alphabet of things that you've slipped or tripped over.

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Speaker 3: What's it for you?

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Speaker 6: Mine is W full waters with an S on the

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Speaker 6: end that almost thirty years ago. Now, I was walking

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Speaker 6: up behind my pregnant girlfriend at the time, up some

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Speaker 3: And you slipped.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you have one thing as guys, just just

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Speaker 2: to be a bystander and hel pound. Oh yeah, sub dilating,

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Speaker 2: just talk about my dame's head.

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Speaker 3: You wouldn't understand. This is real agony.

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Speaker 6: Smacked the chin on the steps and yeah, I didn't

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Speaker 6: have any ear bags to stop me.

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Speaker 1: So you know.

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Speaker 4: We're not in the right place.

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Speaker 2: Anyways, didn't inflate Patsy.

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Speaker 5: And was she very put out at the fact that

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Speaker 5: while I'm in labor, I don't care about your smashed

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Speaker 6: We actually just buntle off their heads off, Yeah, went so.

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Speaker 3: So what do we do?

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Speaker 2: W waters waters with an on the end, Dave, great story,

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Speaker 2: Thanks you calling the show may have a good day.

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Speaker 1: Here's guys, Christian Connell's show.

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Speaker 3: Podcast years ago.

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Speaker 2: It's lucky to actually interview Roger Daltrey and Pete Townsend

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Speaker 2: and then introduce him on.

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Speaker 3: Stage at the Royal Abbot Hall. It's incredible life.

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Speaker 2: And so Roger Daalty, we were talking about Keith Moon,

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Speaker 2: the legendary one of the one of the rock and rolls,

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Speaker 2: legendary drummers like that who had a huge, big sound,

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Speaker 2: a lot of it driven by Keith Moon, the drummer

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Speaker 2: who was a proper you know years ago you have

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Speaker 2: had these wild rock and roll well they used to

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Speaker 2: called him Moon the loon because he was out there.

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Speaker 2: He would put explosions. Roger's only got one working ear

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Speaker 2: sort of now ear drum, right, Roger Daltrey, he has

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Speaker 2: to have like his his in earphones that he sings

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Speaker 2: with really loud because his hearing was blown by repeatedly.

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Speaker 2: Keith would put hide explosions, actual dynamite in his drum

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Speaker 2: kits and blow them up at the end of shows

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Speaker 2: without telling his bandmates who are in front of him

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Speaker 2: something anyway, So what's your favorite Keith Moon's story to

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Speaker 2: Roger Daltrey's lead singer of The Who. He said he

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Speaker 2: once took a mate of his round to meet Keith

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Speaker 2: because it was like, I really want to meet Keith Moon,

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Speaker 2: so we won't want to see It was like a

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Speaker 2: Sunday afternoon, and Keith Moon answered the door right, and

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Speaker 2: he was dressed as a samurai and they went around.

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Speaker 2: They had a load of drinks and all that, and

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Speaker 2: they sty were leaving. This guy that rude the door

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Speaker 2: doing with him said, so did you ring him? And

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Speaker 2: he like played a prank by chosing I as a samurai?

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Speaker 2: Went no, No, he didn't know we were coming.

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Speaker 3: In fact, he's just one a.

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Speaker 2: Sundays by himself and his dresses a samurai like.

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Speaker 3: Kind of picture.

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Speaker 2: You do Samurai Sunday? All right, so we're doing, Ah,

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Speaker 2: what have you slipped or tripped over? By the end

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Speaker 2: of today's show, We will not leave the show until

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Speaker 2: we've done the alphabet A FOO, two Z are things

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Speaker 2: that you slipped and tripped over?

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Speaker 3: Rhea, What have we got so far?

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Speaker 4: We got C for camel, B for bruinstick, D for

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Speaker 4: dog poop, E for excrement, different to dog poo, G

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Speaker 4: for grass, JAY for juice, es the stairs, TEEPA Troy,

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Speaker 4: you for urine?

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Speaker 3: W for water? Okay, let's go to a Robert. What

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Speaker 3: letter can you give us?

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Speaker 1: I can give you the letter l M four ladder.

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Speaker 3: Let's hear it. What happened? Now?

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Speaker 1: I'm a painted by trade. I had two extension leaders

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Speaker 1: put it on the top of the car, and I

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Speaker 1: tipped on the extension ladder that was on the ground.

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Speaker 3: So what have you got? Like a foot through the rum?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but hang on. So the ladder I was holding

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Speaker 1: on to hit the back of the car, and I

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Speaker 1: used all my strength to keep myself standing up rather

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Speaker 1: than falling over. And then I felt a pop in

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Speaker 1: my left left arm, and I thought, oh, that sounds

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Speaker 1: a bit strange. So and I happened to be working

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Speaker 1: I told him what had happened, and he came out

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Speaker 1: and he said, oh, you've got a diystal biceps tend

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Speaker 1: and rupture. So I erupted my biceps off the tent

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Speaker 1: and then after the radius bone and I had a

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Speaker 1: nice big popeye muscle.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, that sounds agony.

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Speaker 1: Well, it was sore, but it's not really agony. The

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Speaker 1: issue is is that, yeah, I could still do stuff,

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Speaker 1: but because it's off the radius, I couldn't. I did.

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Speaker 1: I later did research. You can't turn like doorknobs if

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Speaker 1: you don't get it fixed. It's like a gift my arm.

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Speaker 1: But I did. The research I did do is that

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Speaker 1: it happens to a lot of extreme sports people, sots

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Speaker 1: of the bicet of ninety degrees. So I thought, I'll

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Speaker 1: just call myself an extreme painter, and I hope.

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Speaker 3: Now, Robert, that is what your business is called, the

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Speaker 3: extreme painter.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well I did the same injury on the other arm,

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Speaker 1: but then I was teaching.

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Speaker 4: So that was to any room now that both your arms,

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Speaker 4: my left foot or something like Daniel day Lewis.

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Speaker 1: Well, I've got a nice Harry Potters scar on the

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Speaker 2: So okay, ell for ladder, ladder, ladder, all right, and

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Speaker 2: can you open doorknobs or is it still affected? No?

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Speaker 1: No, aundred percent, it's add percent.

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Speaker 3: Friendly, yep.

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Speaker 2: Thank you all right, Robert, thank you very much. You

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Speaker 2: got Let's go to Michelle. Otherwise, what a great fun.

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Speaker 2: And tomorrow, what can't you do?

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Speaker 3: You go somewhere different with that.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 3: No, that's for the late show in two weeks time.

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Speaker 3: What can't you do? You can't open it because they've got.

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Speaker 2: That bicep off the tendon of the radius.

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Speaker 3: Do your own research, do your own research on this, Michelle.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning.

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Speaker 9: I was on long servicely with my mum, staying at

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Speaker 9: I caught my knee on the sofa and it propelled

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Speaker 9: me forward and the way I landed was on my arm,

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Speaker 9: not the best way, and I shattered my elbow, broke

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Speaker 9: both the bones in my own which is the owner

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Speaker 9: and the radius. Ambulance to the Alfred spent a nine

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Speaker 9: hour surgery to fix it. The surgeon there said that

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Speaker 9: with tweezers. Anyway, I've since had four I was off

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Speaker 9: work for nearly three and a half months in embrace,

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Speaker 9: couldn't drive, and every morning my husband would I'd greet

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Speaker 9: put my hair up using the vacuum because he didn't

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Speaker 9: know how to do it otherwise, and bless think googled

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Speaker 9: how to find all a lot of single dads apparently

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Speaker 9: had to do that with their little ones want their

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Speaker 9: do it, and I couldn't stand okay with the vacuum.

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Speaker 9: So you put the tie around the barrel and you

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Speaker 9: suck your hair up and then you slip the tie on,

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Speaker 9: and you'd also have to put my bra on because

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Speaker 9: you can't do that one handed. Impossible, impossible, the hair tie.

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Speaker 9: So he became an expert. So he did that.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to try this today because girls today, right,

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Speaker 2: because she's always going I would love.

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Speaker 3: He goes, can you put my hair? And then she

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Speaker 3: looks at me and reminded that I'm a man. You

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Speaker 3: don't worry about it.

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Speaker 9: Well I used to, and he had the well, you

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Speaker 9: can't do with the dyson. You need to have a barrel,

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Speaker 9: doesn't a dison doesn't have a barrel, does it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you just need the stick of French pat.

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Speaker 9: You need the barrel. So every morning I'd have the

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Speaker 9: back already plugged in, bra in hand, and as he

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Speaker 5: Oh that's true, Yeah, that's well.

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Speaker 9: Look that was the funny part. But the things you

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Speaker 9: learned to do one hand, because of course I had

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Speaker 9: The surgeon at the offerde said, did this lady do

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Speaker 9: this in the car accident? And they said, no, just

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Speaker 9: a little ball. But I think it's the angle I

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Speaker 9: landed on. But I heard it something breaken. I said

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Speaker 9: to him, something's broken, something's broken. And then the pain

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Speaker 9: kicked in and the man before you saying about the hand, well,

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Speaker 9: I also can't turn my hand completely over because of

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Speaker 9: the radius. I didn't know what made you risks all that,

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Speaker 9: the radius, And I had to do a VIC roads

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Speaker 9: driving assessment because if you can't turn your hand properly,

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Speaker 9: you can't take evasive action to the lift. I had

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Speaker 9: to do a VIC roads driving as to keep.

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Speaker 2: Going to and then turn around you can get yeah,

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Speaker 2: just keep going right, see you guys in a minute.

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Speaker 3: There.

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Speaker 9: I've just gonna take.

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Speaker 3: The long words at the scenic route.

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Speaker 2: We're definitely doing what can't you do after you saying

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Speaker 2: that you couldn't turn left for a wire to do

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Speaker 2: a vic Rhodes assessment? This is amazing what people have

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Speaker 2: to do when they have these When we have these

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Speaker 2: innocent injuries, they have these massive sort of recoveries afterwards.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so true, It's so true.

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Speaker 2: Brother, I trying to track, so happen all together like

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Speaker 2: that Jerry Springer there, just beave it all together like

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Speaker 2: a word magician and create silence.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 2: So hey, do you know what Michelle with that story,

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Speaker 2: You're not going to give you what we only shout

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Speaker 2: like that.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to give you what is it?

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Speaker 2: Cash? Cigarettes or goom back? You are off to red

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Speaker 2: Hot summer tour.

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Speaker 3: We said the best story we get this morning.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yeah, just keep turning right. You're gonna

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Speaker 2: to watch the winerys all morning. Some racecourse you'll hit

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Speaker 2: one of them and just send my minds and be there.

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Speaker 3: Waiting for you on stage.

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Speaker 6: That's yes.

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Speaker 3: Guide them in the car park.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Chris.

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Speaker 3: I know we love that story. You're a very funny

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Speaker 3: story telling Michelle.

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Speaker 9: Is funny story brand it at the time, I can

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Speaker 9: tell you nearly and I also nearly lost my job

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Speaker 9: because I'm a type all day and you can't type

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Speaker 9: one hand, and so it was quite true.

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Speaker 3: Is that vacuum for that? Get that.

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Speaker 9: You need to go and try that, you need to try.

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Speaker 2: Then so many things to try to add out to

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Speaker 2: my ongoing bucket list.

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Speaker 3: Radius.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, bless you, thank you, Michelle, thank you, thank you,

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Speaker 2: you hang up, Michelle.

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Speaker 9: Thank you?

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Speaker 3: Are you there?

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Speaker 1: You go?

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Speaker 3: I hate saying goodbye Michelle. She's gone everyone.

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Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.