Speaker 1: Cut, Flex and Rooms, Flex and Frooms, catch Up podcastle
Speaker 1: and Rooms.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, everyone.
Speaker 3: Welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 1: Is the sad to say ever, but it's also hopeful
Speaker 1: and exciting because New New worlds our beloved producer brook
Speaker 1: Brook Taylor. She has a bruisled off on Instagram, also
Speaker 1: known as Bruiser Brickianni Briockianni. She is leaving us for
Speaker 1: other shores.
Speaker 3: Let's not make it personal.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sorry, she's leaving cater She she's a highlight
Speaker 1: of our life. She's definitely the mediator in our relationship.
Speaker 1: When we've had tense times, we definitely go to no way.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't ever mediated anything. You're a liar.
Speaker 4: Brookie is the foundation of the party. She does a
Speaker 4: lot of the necessary work required to even ensure you
Speaker 4: even get a partty. There would be no daily partty
Speaker 4: without brook Let it be known.
Speaker 3: It was her.
Speaker 4: Suggestion, let it be known sole podcast because this is
Speaker 4: a radio show. Guys, this is a radio show.
Speaker 1: If you don't seem to know.
Speaker 4: Every time you get I did to play another episode,
Speaker 4: just no Brook edited it. She wrote the description, She
Speaker 4: wrote the headline. She also timed us ensure that we
Speaker 4: were gonna do it in time and get it up
Speaker 4: to you on time.
Speaker 1: It's all cut out things where I've said, wait, actually
Speaker 1: I can't show that thing about my personal life. It's
Speaker 1: too incriminating, or perhaps it's a little too personal. So Brookie,
Speaker 1: thank you, Bob, thank you, brook thank you.
Speaker 3: I'm going to miss you.
Speaker 1: Such a pretty queen and a tiny angel.
Speaker 3: Two redeeming qualities.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't do anything else. Brook You're so smart,
Speaker 1: and you're the kind of smart that I really like,
Speaker 1: because you are like, how do I say, unassuming, Like
Speaker 1: you're what I'm being serious.
Speaker 3: I wasn't sure about you.
Speaker 1: No, I'm being serious. I'm being serious like you are
Speaker 1: not an intellectual snob, and yet you're out here doing
Speaker 1: the work. You work so fucking literally wakes up at
Speaker 1: five am. I'm messaging you all hours. You put up
Speaker 1: with with me. Sorry, I don't say anymore. You put
Speaker 1: up with me. Correct. You get my breaks because I
Speaker 1: struggle to find content sometimes because I'm out living my
Speaker 1: life listening to human podcast, I'm going.
Speaker 2: To the beach literally literally, Brookie.
Speaker 1: You're just so smart and funny and patient, and you're
Speaker 1: also like few to sit through our recordings like I
Speaker 1: personally couldn't do it, so and I struggle myself and
Speaker 1: I'm the one talking anyway. Love you, Brookie, thank you,
Speaker 1: Love you too.
Speaker 2: And I won't create you on the SIMS.
Speaker 1: Yes, so Brooke creates people in the office on SIMS.
Speaker 1: Will you do it in new job?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can you create a house just with flex and I
Speaker 1: and see who dies first?
Speaker 2: Oh that'd be cute.
Speaker 4: Well maybe just if you if you create us to
Speaker 4: the best of your ability, So put it all our traits,
Speaker 4: dress us up, make us the right size, shape, haircut, whatever.
Speaker 3: And then put us on free will.
Speaker 1: You can do that. Yeah, you can do free will
Speaker 1: on the SIMS. That basics, I should just do that.
Speaker 1: Don't give Brickie more work, she's not on the company
Speaker 1: dime no more.
Speaker 4: We'll just if you enjoy and then just like see
Speaker 4: what we end up doing free each other with each other.
Speaker 1: Well, obviously going to be in a same sexulation.
Speaker 3: I don't think that'll be it.
Speaker 4: No, we're gonna fall in love, yeah, I reckon, we're
Speaker 4: gonna we're gonna have little babies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll have that.
Speaker 4: You'll have the little icon above your head where it's
Speaker 4: like thinking about pregnancy because I'm intuitive. I'm like my time.
Speaker 1: All right, brookiey, we love you. Let's get to the podcast.
Speaker 1: Wait any final words? Love you?
Speaker 2: She said, love you, bye bye. This is flex and firms, Kater.
Speaker 1: We are adults, believed or not. I know sometimes it
Speaker 1: doesn't seem like that, but it's true.
Speaker 3: Don't say we you you?
Speaker 1: And when I say we, I mean me and Brooke?
Speaker 3: Why are you implicating me? And when I enough?
Speaker 1: Okay, I am an adult. I mean technically I can
Speaker 1: speak on all of us if we look at the
Speaker 1: birth certificates. But I digress. As an adult, sometimes people
Speaker 1: find it difficult to make friends, and for them, I
Speaker 1: have this very special TikTok to help you out. It's
Speaker 1: from a tiktokical people, the common folk at j M
Speaker 1: fom play it.
Speaker 6: You want to make friends as an adult, go work
Speaker 6: somewhere that's toxic, because let me tell you something.
Speaker 3: Anyone who's ever had a toxic.
Speaker 6: Work environment or whatever, they know that your coworkers, those
Speaker 6: are your writer eyes. You've been in the trenches, You've
Speaker 6: seen the base of God. Together. I guarantee you nothing
Speaker 6: unites people the way that that does. Okay, Bethany and
Speaker 6: Kristen that work at the Olive Garden. They have a
Speaker 6: stronger friendship than anyone else on the planet because their
Speaker 6: boss is a dick. Okay, I promise if you want
Speaker 6: to make friends as an adult, you're going to have
Speaker 6: to start works working.
Speaker 5: Some of this.
Speaker 3: See they said trauma bond.
Speaker 1: This is fantastic news for anyone who's listening who's coming
Speaker 1: into those managerial positions be an asshole, because you will
Speaker 1: be helping young people bond. It's really a community service.
Speaker 3: That's amazing.
Speaker 1: I definitely like troll and bonded with old employees before.
Speaker 1: Do we remain friends? Absolutely? Are they going to support
Speaker 1: me in my future endeavors. Yeah, they're gonna be in references.
Speaker 1: They're gonna be supporting me, So I will say there.
Speaker 1: You know, they say they're hating someone does bring two
Speaker 1: people together, and I hate that. It's human nature though,
Speaker 1: is it not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's little something. I am anti trauma whet.
Speaker 4: I like to nip it in the bud when it
Speaker 4: happens because it feels really purposeful at the time. But
Speaker 4: it's like you said, for our rules of life that
Speaker 4: you need to neutralize any kind of trauma with something
Speaker 4: that's humorous or loving. In those relationships, when one of
Speaker 4: you heals quicker than the other, it's like, babes, please
Speaker 4: don't drag me back down. I don't want to be angry.
Speaker 4: I don't want to be sad. I don't want to
Speaker 4: be and that's the core of our relationship. We both
Speaker 4: need to stay in this position for this to work out.
Speaker 4: But that's funny. I like that TikTok.
Speaker 2: You're listening to flex and Rooms on kit, but.
Speaker 1: A major lifetime land before you. It's not from my brain,
Speaker 1: it's from someone who's sent this in and it's super
Speaker 1: scary and very pertinent to most people in life. Roll dilemma,
Speaker 1: life or love. Sorry, yeah, I read that wrong. Major
Speaker 1: life dilemma, love or career. Okay, this is scary. I'm
Speaker 1: a twenty two year old man and I've just graduated
Speaker 1: with a first class degree, but I've been struggling to
Speaker 1: get a job for the last five months. I have
Speaker 1: finally found an amazing job overseas seven hour flight as
Speaker 1: if that's relevant, with good progression and paid that will
Speaker 1: allow me to travel all over the world and kickstart
Speaker 1: my career. Sick when I try to bring it up
Speaker 1: with my twenty year old girlfriend of one year. She
Speaker 1: just breaks down and I'm worried that it won't last
Speaker 1: long distance. I've never had anything as good as this
Speaker 1: with anyone.
Speaker 3: Wait, everyone, you can't be.
Speaker 1: I'm not giggling.
Speaker 3: We're all smirking and giggling. We need to run, he said,
Speaker 3: flight Is that's relevant? Say one? Ye? Best I ever had,
Speaker 3: Best I ever had?
Speaker 1: Verbatim, I've never had anything anyone. But I feel I
Speaker 1: can't take this amazing job as it'll cost me my relationship,
Speaker 1: which is the best things ever had. If you didn't
Speaker 1: hear that earlier, I don't know if I should take
Speaker 1: the job or give it up and carry on trying
Speaker 1: to be near her where I haven't had any luck
Speaker 1: so far London. If I do take the job, how
Speaker 1: will I tell her? I know it will work from
Speaker 1: my side of the relationship, but I don't know if
Speaker 1: she's strong enough. Please, any advice would be in the world.
Speaker 1: So we got a twenty year old man.
Speaker 3: We got it.
Speaker 1: Let me just recap what I just said right off
Speaker 1: the bat. I don't want to negate your feelings because
Speaker 1: I believe whatever age you're at, you think you're the
Speaker 1: most mature you'll ever be. I felt this all through
Speaker 1: my life, you know, seven years old. You think I'm
Speaker 1: seven on the half.
Speaker 4: Seen being like I could run meant, I know exactly
Speaker 4: how this should go.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I would say choose work. Yeah, choose working.
Speaker 3: Like it's long distance, not an option.
Speaker 4: Well, he thinks that she's not strong enough, which I say,
Speaker 4: I raised to you. Let her show aside for her, Yeah,
Speaker 4: let her show her strength. I believe she can do this.
Speaker 4: I think you should take the job, and I think
Speaker 4: you should pledge for money.
Speaker 1: I'm putting money on it. You put that money on it.
Speaker 4: It's easy to get into the habit of making decisions
Speaker 4: for somebody else when you can catch a vibe, right,
Speaker 4: you know, if you can see that she doesn't want
Speaker 4: to have the conversation with you, She doesn't seem open
Speaker 4: to it, she's not very excited by it. But I
Speaker 4: think that the easiest way for you to know what
Speaker 4: the best outcome is to pick the one that's not
Speaker 4: sad and.
Speaker 1: What's start taking the job.
Speaker 4: Yeah, take the job, but also leave the floor open
Speaker 4: for options on how it can work. And if she
Speaker 4: tells you I actually can't do that, then now you
Speaker 4: know it's not an option. Yeah, you've already you've already
Speaker 4: said it's been really hard to get a job. It's
Speaker 4: a priority to you. People have done long distance since
Speaker 4: the beginning of time. It can work, It does work
Speaker 4: for a lot of people, and you have the option.
Speaker 3: Might not be a great option for you, but actually
Speaker 3: don't know yet.
Speaker 1: Give it a sharking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't be premature with it.
Speaker 1: Froo meno through me boo, mmmy, let's mom.
Speaker 2: You're listening to flex and frooms on kata.
Speaker 4: According to a verified source, I e. A random person
Speaker 4: I saw on my TikTok feed at a point in time.
Speaker 4: They said, there's one question you need to ask someone
Speaker 4: to get an accurate depiction of what they really think
Speaker 4: about you. I said, my ears are poked pricked up.
Speaker 4: It's when TikTok user called it's girl kaylin k a
Speaker 4: I l I l y N play the tape.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm about to go on a date. And it
Speaker 5: just reminded me of this question that I.
Speaker 7: Always ask guys, like who I have someone what of
Speaker 7: a relationship with And it just lets you know, subc
Speaker 7: anxiously like what they're thinking about you, and I want
Speaker 7: you to ask them right.
Speaker 5: Now, whatever guy you're talking to right now, ask them this.
Speaker 5: If you saw a whole wunch of cut cars and
Speaker 5: police coming into the room with us to come and
Speaker 5: take me away in handcuffs, what would you assume that
Speaker 5: they were taking me to jail for?
Speaker 3: Let's do it. I want to start with you. I
Speaker 3: want to really think about it.
Speaker 1: Tax fraud. You have multiple businesses.
Speaker 4: I wish howd I have known what I know now?
Speaker 3: I started years ago. Remember what I told you.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I said it on air, off air, whatever.
Speaker 4: But I was watching Animal Kingdom. It says show on
Speaker 4: Netflix about these gangs. Would they call themself a gang?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: But anyway, one of their hustles was cleaning money through
Speaker 4: rentals and I was like, whoa, what is money? Latering,
Speaker 4: I said, what is that? Now we're in twenty twenty three,
Speaker 4: it's cod cock cot everywhere.
Speaker 3: Why I bring my cash?
Speaker 1: Pay?
Speaker 3: We bring back hash anyway, Thank you, yep, thank you.
Speaker 1: Tax evasion, tax fraud, money laundering, I guess comes under
Speaker 1: that bucket.
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1: In this trench moment, yay.
Speaker 4: If I saw you with a bunch of cop cars,
Speaker 4: surrounding you. I would say something involving being a Karen.
Speaker 4: I just think that through me has like a personality
Speaker 4: right under the surface. And I don't know what it is,
Speaker 4: but I feel like whatever the crime would be, i'd
Speaker 4: be like, you know, I could see it coming the
Speaker 4: whole time, same murder. Like, whatever it is, it's it's
Speaker 4: not gonna be it's gonna be everything personality driven. I
Speaker 4: don't think it's gonna be any paperwork.
Speaker 1: Continue the roast Brook.
Speaker 3: I think it'll be Karen related.
Speaker 6: So someone's pissed her off in Karen like ways, so
Speaker 6: she's framing them for something.
Speaker 4: Oh, I definitely think she she I think for me
Speaker 4: as a cop, connect too, because it's coming up.
Speaker 3: We should smile at cops.
Speaker 4: If you ever get into troubles, you know them too
Speaker 4: much too well that you're maybe she's an informant. Undergrad
Speaker 4: is an informant. Yeah, okay, I'm for sure.
Speaker 1: I mean I see informant for me for sure. For sure.
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