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Speaker 1: It's a woman Woody podcast Mini for when you're in

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Speaker 1: a rush or just can't be bothered listening to them

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Speaker 1: blather on for half an hour. Let's talk maths, baby.

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Speaker 1: I was watching a bit of Maths Married at First

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Speaker 1: Sight last night and ge Whiz did the show's villain

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Speaker 1: Bryce cop one hell of a spray from his mother,

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Speaker 1: who is called will l Lette Lolette. Here we are.

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Speaker 2: You do become defensive, you become outspogan and they're giving

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Speaker 2: you advice and I'm thinking, you're not even listening. I

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Speaker 2: feel like I've got this massive target in my head

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Speaker 2: and I'm copying the full brunt and the full responsibility

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Speaker 2: of what's happened. But Bryce, this is.

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Speaker 3: Where the immaturity comes into it. Like the rooster, the

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Speaker 3: chest is out.

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to go on the defensive.

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Speaker 3: You know you're at an age now, Bryce where it's

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Speaker 3: you know, ups enough, you.

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Speaker 2: Need to stop.

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Speaker 1: Oh how about the bake from Lillette? Bryce's mother and

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Speaker 1: Will the one thing that all mothers have in common

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Speaker 1: is the ability to give a very good bake. Now,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sure of this that I want to put

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Speaker 1: that to the test right now. And numbers thirteen one

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Speaker 1: oh sixty five. If you're a woman, give us a call. Now,

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Speaker 1: I know that's very broad, but you just have to

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Speaker 1: be a woman to play here. If you're a woman,

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Speaker 1: give us a call. Come on the show, Give Will

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Speaker 1: and I a sledge. Tell us off about something you

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Speaker 1: can choose. Give us a big bake, and we'll based

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Speaker 1: on the bake, we will be able to tell if

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Speaker 1: they are a mother or not. Right, are you with me? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Kind of yeahs that enthusiasm. I've been looking for baby,

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Speaker 1: all right. We've actually once had a woman called the show.

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Speaker 1: Her name was Sweety. We invited people to give us

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Speaker 1: a bake, and well, I'll let you. I'll let you

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Speaker 1: listen to the bake that Sweety gave us. Just don't

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Speaker 1: saying very naughty. Just flick dog poo over the fence.

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Speaker 1: What are you gonna say? If you Sweety?

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Speaker 2: What's your name?

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Speaker 1: Woody? Okay, ready, yeah, I'm ready Woody Yep. Jeez, it's

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Speaker 1: just straight to the point. You go very deep. I'm

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Speaker 1: not that scared. Sweety is clearly not a mum. It's

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Speaker 1: not a very good telling off. Mums are better at

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Speaker 1: telling someone.

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Speaker 4: So when he's say a baker, yeah, it's like it's

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Speaker 4: a roast. Effectively, it's telling someone off. It's telling telling

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Speaker 4: of a kid usually. But I think when a woman

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Speaker 4: becomes a mother, she gains an ability to tell someone

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Speaker 4: off in a way that no other woman or man

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Speaker 4: can do.

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Speaker 2: All right, great, so third one and six five. You're

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Speaker 2: a woman, Yes, give us a call. Yes, we have

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Speaker 2: to figure out based on how well you pay us out. Yes,

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Speaker 2: if you're a mom.

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Speaker 1: Hi, danniel Hello, Hello, Now Dannielle, here's your scenario. Standard one.

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Speaker 1: Would he's just come home, said a little way on

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Speaker 1: the floor. He said, away on the floor, give me

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Speaker 1: a spa.

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Speaker 3: Okay, did you say woody? Yep, yep, yep, yep, woody. Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hi.

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Speaker 3: I am so tired of having to tell you over

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Speaker 3: and over again that when you need to go to

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Speaker 3: the toilet you have to hold it. You have the

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Speaker 3: control of it. You're a very big boy. Okay. And

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Speaker 3: see that big porcelain toilet that we call the friendly toilet.

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Speaker 3: You need to eat in the hole. It's a very

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Speaker 3: big coal woody, you cannot miss it. This is the

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Speaker 3: last time I am telling you how to pee on

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Speaker 3: the toilet. If I have to pick up your Wii

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Speaker 3: one more time, you're going to do it for me?

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Speaker 1: You pick up a Wi. Well, that's wild. Where's your

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Speaker 1: head at? I mean, I thought it was pretty good

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Speaker 1: from Danielle. It felt pretty motherly. You know. She called

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Speaker 1: it a friendly toilet. It feels like real mum talk. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was a sh yeah, oh wow, you're not sold.

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Speaker 1: I think you can be putting it on with No.

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Speaker 2: I think she's a mum. I think she's a mum.

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Speaker 2: It was very diplomatic though. Yeah, okay, she called you

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Speaker 2: a big boy as well, which was a little bit questionable.

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Speaker 1: I enjoyed that. Daniel We think you're we think you're genuinely.

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Speaker 3: A mom, Danniel genuinely a mum, but a girl. So

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Speaker 3: that's probably.

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Speaker 1: Well okay, okay, we got to that. There is a tone.

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Speaker 1: There is a tone there. I was pretty disappointed with it, though. Yeah. Well,

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Speaker 1: we'll see what Courtney's got in a store for us

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Speaker 1: high Courtney. Hi. Okay, So Courtney, the scenario this time

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Speaker 1: is you're gonna have a go at Will.

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Speaker 3: Here.

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Speaker 1: He's the bald one and you've just caught him a

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Speaker 1: classic Will behavior. He's you've caught him eating off the floor.

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Speaker 1: This is the record.

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Speaker 2: I don't call you the haired one.

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Speaker 1: You should because people don't know the difference between us.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but like you know, pick something else, mate.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Courtney, we'll got a huge head Courtney one Courtney.

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Speaker 2: Alright, Courtney, what's my scenario?

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Speaker 1: What do I mean? Courtney? You mean eating off the floor? Classic?

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Speaker 1: You move right? Give him a spray hit me corner.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, will I'm tired of telling you to

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Speaker 3: stop eating off the floor. It is disgusting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Maybe if you're cooking wasn't so bad, I wouldn't

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Speaker 2: keep putting it on there.

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Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, I said you so well.

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Speaker 1: Every day, Corney. Sorry you do not have children?

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Speaker 3: Is that right?

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Speaker 1: Courtney?

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Speaker 3: I have two children?

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Speaker 1: God, then walk all over you come on, Coney. Hit

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Speaker 1: with some fire there, Courtney, bloody hell. Let's go to Tanya. Tanya,

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Speaker 1: all right, how.

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Speaker 3: Are you hi? Thanks?

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Speaker 1: How are you okay? Here's a scenario for this was

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Speaker 1: a classic one when I was a kid. I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to bed on time, so you know I'm up.

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Speaker 1: I'm watching Gladiator. I'm refusing to go to bed. Go

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Speaker 1: for it, Tanya, spraymy.

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Speaker 3: Listen, mate, you better go to bed now. I'm not

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Speaker 3: giving you money for the canteen tomorrow. You don't go

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Speaker 3: to sleep, No money, no school, no birthday parties. Right,

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Speaker 3: you don't go to bed. You don't go to bed.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna get Moshi from outside and he's going to

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Speaker 3: sleep under your bed and scare you give.

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Speaker 1: You give your ship from outside and put under my bed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And Mush in the tree.

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Speaker 1: Yes, And I'm gonna going with Mash if it was

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Speaker 1: your ship under my bed as well.

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Speaker 3: If you don't go to sleep, I'm going to put

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Speaker 3: you in the tree with mate. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Who was We asked the moms to give us a telling,

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Speaker 1: not troop on acid? What's going on here?

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Speaker 3: To sleep? I want my wrist and I want to

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Speaker 3: on TV. So you better go to sleep now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can do the mom or not. Well, I don't.

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Speaker 2: I got totally last in them in the marshy and

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Speaker 2: the chats up there.

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Speaker 1: I want to take a damp under my bed. One

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Speaker 1: more of the boys on the Whole Show podcast. You

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Speaker 1: know you want to