WEBVTT - BONUS: Best Bits of Season 2

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me a podcast by a couple of midges.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, well, well you thought you'd seen the last of us.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, guys, we're back in for another Best Bits episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Hi, Jenne's here as well. Hi not in coffin,

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<v Speaker 2>don't worry.

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<v Speaker 3>Our third wheel groundskeeper Jenna joins us every week on

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<v Speaker 3>the show. When Jenna can, I tell you? We put

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<v Speaker 3>a pole in our Facebook group and during idiots asking

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<v Speaker 3>what were the best bits from season two and coming

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<v Speaker 3>in at number one was just Jenna being slaves in general,

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<v Speaker 3>and then coming in at number two was mispronunciation.

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<v Speaker 2>Mispronunciation.

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<v Speaker 3>So this first best bit we're gonna bring you from

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<v Speaker 3>season two kills two birds with one stone, because this

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<v Speaker 3>was Jenna's mispronunciation. Yes, take a listen to the moment

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<v Speaker 3>we found out that Jenna can't say the word bald

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<v Speaker 3>properly disgusting.

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<v Speaker 4>I picture one of them to have like long hair

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<v Speaker 4>and can't speak, and the other one to be bald, bold.

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<v Speaker 3>Bold, not bald bold bold, And she said it not

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<v Speaker 3>once but twice.

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<v Speaker 2>And then Jenna, the other one, the deep voice at

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<v Speaker 2>the very end.

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<v Speaker 3>I think he's a bold guy. What now bold, Jenna?

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<v Speaker 3>What the fuck are you thinking held bold. When someone

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<v Speaker 3>has no hair, they are bold bold.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus Christianna.

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<v Speaker 3>Rands.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like saying, oh, I have played bowling on the

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<v Speaker 2>weekend and night.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I tell you it was a very special day.

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<v Speaker 3>When my niece was a few months old. I was

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<v Speaker 3>there to witness the first time she crawled. I can't

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<v Speaker 3>say boldly.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, hold on, hold on, hello, I'll be home

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<v Speaker 2>in about an hour. You can do then over. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just Samsung. I'm getting a new washing machine in Stole.

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<v Speaker 2>I told them where that would go. I told them, Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I rudely interrupted. I had to take it.

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<v Speaker 3>What is the name of that guy? Oh, he's in

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<v Speaker 3>the Beatles. Last name McCartney. First name was pol.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's him, Paul McCartney. I had a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>his merch growing up. They had to give it back

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<v Speaker 2>because it all got recold. It's taken away like it's

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<v Speaker 2>a choking hazard. You don't take it.

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<v Speaker 5>Take it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>One of mine and Jennet's favorite TV shows What is

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<v Speaker 3>the Cloud's Daughters? And I'll never forget the day Claire

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<v Speaker 3>McLeod died.

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<v Speaker 2>I bowled my as you should, rightly so rightly so Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because your mum got rid of savage dog. Right, No,

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<v Speaker 2>she didn't get rid of say dog, because you've got tiger.

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<v Speaker 2>And what happened to Jack's She got ready of Jacks

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<v Speaker 2>because I don't know if you heard, but he molded

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<v Speaker 2>her cousin, he molder.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you get a put down? Remember when you were

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<v Speaker 3>away on the podcast and Abby Chatfield filled.

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<v Speaker 2>In, Yes, loved her. She's very funny and.

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<v Speaker 3>There were so many f bombs. Their listeners complained they

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<v Speaker 3>were absolutely a pole.

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<v Speaker 2>They were Yeah, the adult language, that were sharks. Well

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<v Speaker 2>you were. You're talking on a couple of weeks ago

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<v Speaker 2>about your property that you have up in Burgun Gay.

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<v Speaker 2>You're describing it just how it sprawled the country. But

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<v Speaker 2>maybe I'm I'm digressing. I'm so sorry to.

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<v Speaker 3>God, I can't even tell you. I was so humiliated.

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<v Speaker 3>The other day I held up traffic. I was in

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<v Speaker 3>the middle of a busy freeway driving a manual like

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<v Speaker 3>I released the clutch too quickly and the engine start.

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<v Speaker 2>Dangerous.

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<v Speaker 4>I know bold, Okay, No, can I just test something?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>So when somebody is you know, a bold person as

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<v Speaker 4>in like bold personality, right, and then a bold head.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you can have a bold personality and type with

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<v Speaker 3>a bold italic fond But you have a bald head.

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<v Speaker 3>I know differently, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Know that, but they're pronounced similar.

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<v Speaker 3>They're not for me. There, bold bald and see this.

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<v Speaker 2>Is like bowl Like you have a bowl of cereal

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<v Speaker 2>and you roll the ball.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like the difference between I'm in it for the

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<v Speaker 3>long haul and I'm in it for the long hole.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I know, but you know, during the plague, it's

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<v Speaker 4>just difficult pronunciation.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>During the bubonic plague.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>That's what you said? Closing the show? Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>we have another segment.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Here, I am so cold co host.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, say it again, Jenna. Have you learnt it? Have

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<v Speaker 3>you gone home and perfected it?

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<v Speaker 4>I've tried so hard.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you know you know that the famous actor the

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<v Speaker 2>Rock what's his hair situation? He is bold? She know

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<v Speaker 2>the world done? Jenna?

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<v Speaker 3>Yay, alright, This next bitchy. It's from episode thirty nine

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<v Speaker 3>when Nat Penfold was guest hosting Oh Love Nat. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and I had been watching the Masked Singer, and I

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<v Speaker 3>noticed that Danny Minogue when she was like pity laughing

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<v Speaker 3>at a joke that she didn't really find funny. Her

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<v Speaker 3>pity laugh wasn't very convincing. Right here, it is.

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<v Speaker 6>One of her songs is called Cemetery. Yeah, that would

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<v Speaker 6>sort of sum up marriage, wouldn't that.

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<v Speaker 2>Share a stroke fell out of her arms.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, isolated, it can just a laugh, yeah, okay, has

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<v Speaker 3>slow mode like that was so unconvincing. And I'm just saying,

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<v Speaker 3>you always get up me for not laughing at your dope.

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<v Speaker 3>I did because I'm just not capable of a pity laugh.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, when I laugh, I mean it, But I

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<v Speaker 3>can't just be like and expect people to believe it.

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<v Speaker 2>Give us your best, gives your best pity, give us

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<v Speaker 2>a punchline. Yeah, okay. And then I said, my balls

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<v Speaker 2>were wet for a month. Oh no, you can't do it.

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<v Speaker 3>That wasn't that bad.

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<v Speaker 2>I expected worse, really compared to.

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<v Speaker 3>Yours.

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<v Speaker 2>Punch okay, and then Nat said that, you know she

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<v Speaker 2>yeah it was great.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, that sounds exactly like jennyis not.

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<v Speaker 2>Break out the hysterics, your fake class. Ready, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be the worst.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you need a punchline?

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<v Speaker 2>I need a punchline? Oh, for God's sake, my buddy,

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<v Speaker 2>Louis c K. And then I said, that's not spinach,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a cat.

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<v Speaker 3>You're actually laughing at you.

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<v Speaker 4>That was actually funny.

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<v Speaker 3>What would to give me a worse one?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>And then that's my mom did say to me, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>pick your nose, pick your toes. Now you can't do it.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like you would nail the fake lass.

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<v Speaker 2>Give me something that's not funny. Actually say something horrific, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'll pretend it's world class stand up.

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<v Speaker 7>Common Why did the chicken cross the raid? It didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm never gonna believe you ever again.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly how you laugh, I go immediately bright red as well?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it bright red? And it was when it went back?

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<v Speaker 2>Blood pressure? It's really up there. Upon second listen, it's worse.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like she's choking on a grape.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel the Channel ten editor hates Danny and they

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<v Speaker 3>were like, that was a shocking laugh and I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to put it in. I'm going to give it a

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<v Speaker 3>whole second of screen time.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Or as a gay man that went to the Denny

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<v Speaker 2>miannogg meet and greet once and she was mean to him.

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<v Speaker 2>So she's just like forever ruining her public image. That

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<v Speaker 2>was a good episode thirty nine. The next Ones went forty.

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<v Speaker 3>Five, Episode forty five talk bag things we know my

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<v Speaker 3>listeners love talk.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>This is often hailed as our favorite segment of all time,

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<v Speaker 3>and this particular one was when John Laws was having

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<v Speaker 3>to deal with a deaf old lady on the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh this is so good, you actually said in that episode.

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<v Speaker 3>That was our best ever. Yeah, so no surprise that

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<v Speaker 3>it made the best bits of season two.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's roll it.

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<v Speaker 3>Talk Back Tings is where we play some really weird

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<v Speaker 3>shit that happens on talkback radio, because I think it's

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<v Speaker 3>safe to assume that our listeners don't really tune in themselves. No,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's okay. Any good shit that happens will bring

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<v Speaker 3>it to you here.

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<v Speaker 2>You actually source most of the content because actually no,

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<v Speaker 2>I saw us from midnight onwards. But there it's the

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<v Speaker 2>trenches of AM radio. They're barely breathing that past twelve

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<v Speaker 2>at night.

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<v Speaker 3>My god, Yes, I think I've found most of them

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<v Speaker 3>so far, but like I said, I've never had to

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<v Speaker 3>look any further than two SM that one particular station

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<v Speaker 3>in Sydney where oh, the most random and weird shit happens.

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<v Speaker 3>And we've done John Laws before here on the show.

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<v Speaker 3>He's back again. I've got one from the archives today.

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<v Speaker 3>It's an oldly bit of goodie that my dad was

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<v Speaker 3>telling me about. So you know how most talkback listeners

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<v Speaker 3>are ancient and maybe they don't have Google. So this

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<v Speaker 3>particular audio we're about to hear. An old lady called

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<v Speaker 3>into John Law's and she'd heard an ad during the

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<v Speaker 3>ad break on his show and she was asking for

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<v Speaker 3>the details. She's like, oh, sorry, I heard that ad.

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<v Speaker 3>What was their phone number?

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<v Speaker 2>Standard?

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<v Speaker 3>So it was an ad for a nursery, Pike's nursery.

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<v Speaker 3>So firstly, how would you spell Pikes.

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<v Speaker 2>P ykes correct?

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<v Speaker 3>So he had a bit of trouble passing that message

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<v Speaker 3>on to her, but he did not give up, So

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<v Speaker 3>strap yourself in. This goes on for a while. He

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<v Speaker 3>was determined to get it to her and as you know,

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<v Speaker 3>John Law's very little patience, Yes, but he persisted.

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<v Speaker 1>Here it is, I'll tell you what to do ring

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<v Speaker 1>Pikes Nurseries. What nursery Pikes Pike yes, p y k

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<v Speaker 1>e s I what about under deserved?

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<v Speaker 5>This?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you spell that again for me?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>I A.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you cry?

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<v Speaker 1>No, ma'am, I said no, I said, P why why

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<v Speaker 1>P S P? Why is in Yankee? K is in kilo?

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<v Speaker 1>He is in echo? S is in stupid pikes? P

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<v Speaker 1>y k E s Pike's nurseries py y I? But

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<v Speaker 1>will we try it again? Ma'am? Okay, you ready?

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<v Speaker 4>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>You got your pencil handy? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>P no P.

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<v Speaker 1>As in piddle?

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<v Speaker 2>Why he I from P? P.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got the P there, that's right? And why why

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<v Speaker 1>as in Yankee? That's right? Okay? Then you have a

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<v Speaker 1>K I K is in kill?

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<v Speaker 4>K is it?

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<v Speaker 8>Pay?

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<v Speaker 1>Why A? Ok don't get excited, ma'am. Can I ask

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<v Speaker 1>you a leading question? Do you have trouble hearing? I have? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, ma'am. Well we'll try it again.

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<v Speaker 5>P why why K K okay again, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>K is in kill? Yes? Yes, God, you got there?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you spell? Would you spell it back to me?

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<v Speaker 4>Now? Pay?

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<v Speaker 5>Why? I?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? No, it's not right, Oh it's not right?

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<v Speaker 4>Pee?

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<v Speaker 1>Why k E? S hey? I y E? Where do

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<v Speaker 1>you go A from? I haven't said A anywhere? P

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<v Speaker 1>You got the P? Right?

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<v Speaker 8>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey? I? Why?

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<v Speaker 5>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Why? Why? Why is in yankee?

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<v Speaker 2>Pay?

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<v Speaker 1>Why it is? K? Oh? God save me how can

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<v Speaker 1>a K and an e sounded like yes, I will,

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<v Speaker 1>I will. I throw myself right down the microphone choke

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<v Speaker 1>you to death in a minute. That's what I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, why.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you say no? No, I didn't know. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think we're ever going to make it, ma'am. Are we

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that. I don't think that I'm ever

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<v Speaker 1>going to be able to give you this telephone number.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is just the name. Imagine it when

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<v Speaker 1>I start to get to the telephone number and it's

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<v Speaker 1>a nursery, is it? Yes? It is strangely enough, give

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<v Speaker 1>me the number of it? Oh God, can I a telephone?

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<v Speaker 1>That's all right? Here? You are you ready? I'll take

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<v Speaker 1>the risk. Are you ready? Okay? Do you have your

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<v Speaker 1>pen at they're ready? Okay?

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<v Speaker 8>Six?

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<v Speaker 1>Six good, that's very good. Three three Jesus.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know but that I'll just catch it in

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<v Speaker 5>silvabize in my ear.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, i'll say it very quietly. Can you hear me?

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<v Speaker 8>Six?

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<v Speaker 1>Three very good? Six three nine, nine and another nine

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<v Speaker 1>eight eight very good? Five five one one? Yes, that's it?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you read it back to me? None? None?

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<v Speaker 6>The legends A five one.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got it, You've got it. I so just die

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<v Speaker 1>of a telephone number and God helped Bruce pick.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, they got there and the end, didn't

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<v Speaker 3>they That is the best yet And that would only

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<v Speaker 3>happen on talkback. Oh hey for kill I reckon. Halfway

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<v Speaker 3>through he realized this is gold.

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<v Speaker 2>Where was she getting the aprolm? I'm never saying the four?

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<v Speaker 5>Kay?

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<v Speaker 2>How could they be eating a number? I've heard him

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<v Speaker 2>get that animated before.

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<v Speaker 3>I know. We'll see this was many years ago, right right? Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>So I understand now why they call him the Man

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<v Speaker 3>with the Golden tonsils, because that was quite a booming,

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<v Speaker 3>rich boy.

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<v Speaker 2>That was beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>These days, he doesn't really sound like that anymore.

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<v Speaker 5>So.

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<v Speaker 3>The reason I've had to dig into the archives as

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<v Speaker 3>well is because his podcast doesn't get updated anymore. There

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<v Speaker 3>hasn't been a new episode. I know. Well, that's how

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<v Speaker 3>I usually find shit of his to play on talkback teams,

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<v Speaker 3>because I'm at work when he's on air. Ah, that's

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<v Speaker 3>why most of the stuff comes from the night show.

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<v Speaker 3>And now that John Law's podcast has disappeared, I can't

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<v Speaker 3>find the audio. But also the most recent episode, which

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<v Speaker 3>was mid March. He really doesn't sound well really, so

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<v Speaker 3>play the old one. This is what he used to

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<v Speaker 3>sound like.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'll tell you what to do, Ring Pike's nurseries, booming.

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<v Speaker 2>Dice and particulate.

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<v Speaker 3>This is him in the most recent podcast upload in

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<v Speaker 3>the past.

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<v Speaker 8>Couple of hours. The World Health Organization has described the

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<v Speaker 8>coronavirus as the defining health crisis of our generation. What

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<v Speaker 8>day are at? Well?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 8>What day are advocating? Is Reggata testing for the virus's

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<v Speaker 8>pressure mounts for personal restrictions on visits to pubs and

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<v Speaker 8>move houses and h homes many ANZAC Day commemorations.

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<v Speaker 3>You can tell the turning his mic off to but

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<v Speaker 3>it's still there irony, of course, being that he's talking

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<v Speaker 3>about coronavirus.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she sounds like he's on a death a ventilator.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I know he is up in his eighties, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, but good on him for still being on air,

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<v Speaker 3>right even to go, But just like, how the fuck

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<v Speaker 3>am I supposed to find audio to play on our podcast?

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<v Speaker 3>That he's stopped uploading episodes of your podcast? It was

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<v Speaker 3>seventeenth of March, was the last up? That's the last

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<v Speaker 3>podcast episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Poor avid listeners who can't, you know, be up at

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<v Speaker 2>the cracker dawn. They might have medical appointments to see

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<v Speaker 2>to listen to their favorite shock.

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<v Speaker 8>I know.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe they just assumed that his listeners don't listen to podcasts,

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<v Speaker 3>but they're wrong. Here I am, and here I am

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<v Speaker 3>refreshing it and come on, mate.

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<v Speaker 2>What should we call them?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 3>Great minds thinkinglike, yeah, that's actually what I was going

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<v Speaker 3>to get you to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, let's do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's call like reception and yeah, this is exactly what

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<v Speaker 3>I was going to get you to Okay, I want

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<v Speaker 3>you to be an old man.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, I don't want to be a woman. I

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<v Speaker 2>want to be a woman. I don't want to be

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<v Speaker 2>a man. Too close to.

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<v Speaker 3>Reality either works, Just be someone who was the sender.

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<v Speaker 3>John Laws, call two SM Reception, get the number, and

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<v Speaker 3>be like, where the fun is the podcast? Yeah it's

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<v Speaker 3>been months. I'm worried. Is John still on air?

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<v Speaker 5>Like?

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<v Speaker 3>Where is he?

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<v Speaker 2>I got the number? All right, I'm gonna call. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be dot Wiggins. Okay, I've got the number. Are

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<v Speaker 2>we ready?

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<v Speaker 3>Yep? I've never seen you so eager to do a

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<v Speaker 3>prank call. I thought.

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<v Speaker 2>My alter ego is a ninety seven year old woman

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<v Speaker 2>named Dot. All right, let's ring, okay, m hmm YEA hello, Hello, Hello, Hi, Hello,

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Dot. Is this reception front desk? Reception?

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<v Speaker 1>Hi?

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<v Speaker 5>Yep?

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<v Speaker 2>A query and listen? What did you say?

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<v Speaker 5>You name was Ben? Ben from Twit Ben.

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<v Speaker 2>I my name's Dot. How are you Ben? Are you

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<v Speaker 2>been better? I've been better? I have a query. I

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<v Speaker 2>listen to the John Laws Morning show program every day. Religious.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm not a religious person, but I listen

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<v Speaker 2>every day, and for love of God, I can't listen anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>You've seen in the morning stud too. I have to

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<v Speaker 2>get my knee lanced. I've got passing my knee. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a whole thing. But I can't seem to listen live,

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<v Speaker 2>so I have to listen via podcasts. However, there hasn't

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<v Speaker 2>been a podcast updated Ben since March. Middle of March.

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<v Speaker 5>Middle of March. Really the John.

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<v Speaker 2>Laws program, and god, I haven't heard his voice in months?

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<v Speaker 5>Really okay?

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<v Speaker 2>And my godson Bailey taught me how to podcast, and

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<v Speaker 2>I go on every morning without it takes me twenty

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<v Speaker 2>minutes to get on and I click it open and

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<v Speaker 2>March sevent I've written it down in my like that

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<v Speaker 2>March seventeen anymore, he's the last podcasts from John Laws.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, March right now, I'll check the website right now?

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<v Speaker 4>Is here?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there anything okay with John?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, everything's okay with John. He was sick today so

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<v Speaker 5>he didn't get on today. Oh no, let me check

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<v Speaker 5>his last show was yesterday and tell him.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell him dot from Wanga Barradine censor. He'll know me.

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<v Speaker 2>We had a briefly in Vagonet nineteen. But tell him

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<v Speaker 2>what I said. I am my regards. So the podcast

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<v Speaker 2>just don't They don't get put on, they don't get

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<v Speaker 2>thumb drived in. They're not on anymore.

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<v Speaker 5>They are in. They're on the website.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, Apple, not the website Apple, Ben Oh Apple, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>it's it is lavender in color and the applic application

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<v Speaker 2>has a little boy with two rings around their head.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, you might Oh, I'm not sure if that's the

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<v Speaker 5>right one. You might have to download an app called

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<v Speaker 5>tune in. Who turn in t U N E base

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<v Speaker 5>I N.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting a pan hold on ben.

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<v Speaker 5>Yep, so it should be on the app store. Who

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<v Speaker 5>it's called turn in? Or if you're finding difficulties. You

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<v Speaker 5>can go on the website.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, I don't want to go on the website.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't. I'm with Dodo at my internet is dreadful, man.

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<v Speaker 2>I oh, okay, Yes, the Apple podcast app you see

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<v Speaker 2>comes on my phone. It's already there.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, oh okay, it shouldn't be on our side. I

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<v Speaker 5>think Apple hasn't updated the thing. But I'll pass it

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<v Speaker 5>onto management to see if worth still on Apple. But

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<v Speaker 5>but it should be on an app called tune in.

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<v Speaker 5>If you download that app, so you can listen to

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<v Speaker 5>other radio stations as well. So that's b u n

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<v Speaker 5>e no no no tun in t u n e

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<v Speaker 5>tune So t w n e l n no no

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<v Speaker 5>tun t u n e.

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<v Speaker 2>I n like loonly tune. T o o n.

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<v Speaker 5>No no no t t u m e n em

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<v Speaker 5>no tune like tuning the radio. Tune in t u

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<v Speaker 5>n e e space.

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<v Speaker 2>In I n you should be on the United Nations.

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<v Speaker 2>I am I oh, I am, I am okay.

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<v Speaker 5>I got to pick up all the indgo.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, wait, Jamie, Jamie, I've indigo and then N

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<v Speaker 2>for yes, yes, all right, so spell it with me.

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<v Speaker 2>One more time ready you? Oh n no, I am listen.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got oh god, I'll get my grandson to get you.

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<v Speaker 2>Send Jonathan. Have I said this? We meet and him

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<v Speaker 2>had a right way back when we both lived in

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<v Speaker 2>more and Mardeen.

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<v Speaker 5>So can you repeat that again?

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<v Speaker 2>Well we lived in one but aaradeine. We both had

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<v Speaker 2>a little I don't want to get too much and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to start blasting. This is why I need

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<v Speaker 2>to talk to him and listen to the podcasts. I

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<v Speaker 2>will make it happen. It's okay, listen, thank you for everything.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a very young boy. You have a girlfriend, Ben?

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<v Speaker 5>So my name is Ben.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have a girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 5>I know, I don't know my.

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<v Speaker 2>Grandson. He's not straight, but I don't know what you are.

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<v Speaker 2>But I could maybe I could talk to him and

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<v Speaker 2>see if maybe you could just be friends. He loves

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<v Speaker 2>love to get into broadcasting. He's an artist, so he

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't make any money. But I could talk to him

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<v Speaker 2>and maybe get that to happen.

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<v Speaker 5>All No, I'm good, Thank you, all right, Ben?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much?

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<v Speaker 1>Who are by?

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<v Speaker 5>Who were bye?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you? Oh my god, Jesus like that all day

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<v Speaker 3>every day, I reckon.

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<v Speaker 2>We're so calm, cool and collected. Oh god, he did

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<v Speaker 2>that really well. So I went in and out of

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<v Speaker 2>a very deep British accent.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't even Yeah, I did. I notice the accent

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<v Speaker 3>was fluctuating. I didn't even considered this as an option. God,

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<v Speaker 3>I wish we didn't have fucking jobs during John Law's show.

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<v Speaker 3>How good would it be if we could get through

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<v Speaker 3>and you relived.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, like you did.

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<v Speaker 3>Pike's Nursery two point zero, Like you got him to

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<v Speaker 3>spell you something that's brilliant. You might not have as

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<v Speaker 3>much patience these that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think he would. He would that quick to

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<v Speaker 2>realize that there's gold in this material. He was such

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<v Speaker 2>a beautiful boy. Jesus Christ, Wow, I love that. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to take Dot on a tour around the country. Sure, Jesus,

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<v Speaker 2>you're right Alien.

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<v Speaker 3>The old woman came a lot more naturally to you

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<v Speaker 3>than the old man character. Yeah, what would the old

0:24:07.280 --> 0:24:08.040
<v Speaker 3>man have sounded like?

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<v Speaker 8>Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Just crue it's always right British.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I preferred Dot.

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<v Speaker 2>It must be easier to do. Are the poor guys?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>You tune in too, Mike.

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<v Speaker 3>That was also they're really really dumb for not having

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<v Speaker 3>their podcast on Apple, and rather than saying, oh, yeah,

0:24:33.280 --> 0:24:35.200
<v Speaker 3>we'll fix that, they go no, no, go to our

0:24:35.240 --> 0:24:38.880
<v Speaker 3>website or tune in instead, Like, there's no way that's

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<v Speaker 3>a good Like if not that this would be high

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<v Speaker 3>on twosm's priority list, but that's a very bad podcast strategy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, I don't think that's exactly top of the listener.

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<v Speaker 3>I think like eighty nine percent of our listeners are

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<v Speaker 3>on Apple by the way. Really yeah, so like like

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<v Speaker 3>Apple is still the number one app that most people

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<v Speaker 3>use for podcasts, and so the fact that they're not

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<v Speaker 3>on there is really.

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<v Speaker 2>Fucking fud So we didn't get an answer, Like he

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<v Speaker 2>didn't really know what was happening.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't think he knew it.

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<v Speaker 7>Tune in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's just that's one of my favorite phenomenon. Kay

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<v Speaker 2>for kill And.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're wondering that guy Ben from TWOSM, he later

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<v Speaker 3>DMed us asking us to send him the audio he

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<v Speaker 3>loved his mone of Glory.

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<v Speaker 2>Did he send it to John?

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<v Speaker 3>I fucking hope no.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine that John. These two quiz I did this on

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<v Speaker 2>their podcast You lost me at Queez. Well we'll be

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<v Speaker 2>back guys very soon. A couple of weeks, go back

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<v Speaker 2>and listen to some old episodes in the meantime.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, this could be someone's first time listening.

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<v Speaker 2>If it is, Hi, welcome, thank you so much. Leave

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<v Speaker 2>a review and you might even I get a shout

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<v Speaker 2>out on the first episode back and when yourself some surprising.

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<v Speaker 3>It's chaos here, you'll love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's chaos.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to chaos.

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<v Speaker 2>But we love it. That's why we do it, all right, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>Jenne would.

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<v Speaker 3>Rather be at Lumba.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, obviously.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you been to Zomber since the first episode?

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<v Speaker 3>How was it? You was good?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's true.

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<v Speaker 3>Was that your first time back in ages?

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<v Speaker 8>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>Since the pandemic?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and they go Jenna, oh dad, welcome back. We

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<v Speaker 2>missed you.

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<v Speaker 3>The instructor was like, thank god, you're here. Where have

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<v Speaker 3>you been, bitch?

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, welcome back, Jenny, You've needed to come for

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<v Speaker 2>quite a while.

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<v Speaker 3>They were like, Jenna and Jennet's second chin, welcome back

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<v Speaker 3>from isolation, you pig.

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<v Speaker 2>Jenn We need to check your sugar levels upon entry.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't lost my eyes. They wait, either thought, I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't lost my twelve weight in high school? Did

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<v Speaker 2>you get on?

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<v Speaker 5>Wait?

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<v Speaker 3>N sa Jenna.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I cares.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone does.

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<v Speaker 3>I did because I became a chronic drinker. Dear, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>Bottle of Day is my average. Now I'll get you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all the caloriesn't that wine. I do the late

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<v Speaker 2>night drive through at midnight after I finished the show,

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<v Speaker 2>so I've mad dinner at seven, and then by the

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<v Speaker 2>time it's one am midnight, you go, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>I want more.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you get chicken and cheese?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought they didn't do that after midnight.

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<v Speaker 2>I do wraps after midnight. Chicken and cheese? Easy, chicken

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<v Speaker 2>and cheese?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want Do you want to hear something? Fucked?

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<v Speaker 3>They don't new chicken and cheese on Uber Eats at all?

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<v Speaker 2>Really, what can you do like a custom burger? Like

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<v Speaker 2>you know you can build it.

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<v Speaker 3>Not that I'm aware of that. Open the app now,

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<v Speaker 3>so then let's see, because I remember I was I

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<v Speaker 3>was doing that traditional part of the evening at a

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<v Speaker 3>house party where I'm like, I'm gonname who want? Who

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<v Speaker 3>wants something from Magan? We're all pretty placid and eichelan.

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<v Speaker 3>My friend was like, I want a chicken and cheese,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like, Babe, they don't have them on

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<v Speaker 3>Uber eats and she goes, okay, let me think of

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<v Speaker 3>something else. A few minutes past I was like, Aichelan,

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<v Speaker 3>have you thought of what you want? She goes chicken

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<v Speaker 3>and cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, no, I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>They don't exist. And then the food arrives and I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, who got the filet of fish?

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<v Speaker 8>Who?

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<v Speaker 5>What?

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<v Speaker 3>A The fill out of fish actually goes not me,

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<v Speaker 3>I've got I've got a chicken and cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, no, you did it.

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<v Speaker 3>I know for a fact you didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Mitchell, it must be. It must be regional based

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<v Speaker 2>because there's chicken and cheese at the local one and

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<v Speaker 2>it even has a little popular stick next to it.

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<v Speaker 3>Bullshit cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an option. Yeah, well this was in fucking look

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<v Speaker 2>at that. Doesn't that look good?

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<v Speaker 3>This was in Newtown that we got the chicken and cheese,

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<v Speaker 3>and it wouldn't let us do it on the app.

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<v Speaker 2>Chicken cheese is the most white girl male ever. It's

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<v Speaker 2>so gross, but it's still it's delicious, but.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just it's weird. Because I was working at Macads

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<v Speaker 3>when they launched the chicken and cheese and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>that sounds disgusting. And then because I get half price

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<v Speaker 3>every break. When I was on my meal break, I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, can I try this chicken and cheese caper?

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<v Speaker 3>And I grabbed one and I was like, do you

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<v Speaker 3>know what? Weird combo? But I'm into it.

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<v Speaker 2>It worked. Yeah, it's delicious.

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<v Speaker 8>I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway. There's type stuff you can get listen to is

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<v Speaker 2>just me the podcast. We'll be back with fresh episodes

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<v Speaker 2>very soon. You can get a local one Jenna. We're

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<v Speaker 2>doing a tight rat.

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<v Speaker 3>See Jenna proved me right. You can't get chicken and cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you it must just be region based.

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<v Speaker 3>Where are you delivering to dinner our studio?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Where are you delivering to mc coy park?

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<v Speaker 5>What?

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<v Speaker 2>What were you at McCrary McCary center? It just said maccuary,

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<v Speaker 2>No McQuary center, and then there's Macquarie mackets. Trust me,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very well versed in the.

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<v Speaker 5>Look.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really sure people can google this. No, no, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad we got their listeners waiting.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess it's just Hurry or North Ride.

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<v Speaker 2>But I just checked.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, well those are our best bits from and

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<v Speaker 3>I just.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't doctor it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's real I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 3>Surely it's only up from here season three and twenty

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<v Speaker 3>twenty one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we'll see you there, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm confused.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks for listening, Bye bye.

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