Speaker 1: Is it just me a podcast by a couple of midges.
Speaker 2: Well, well, well you thought you'd seen the last of us.
Speaker 3: Hello, guys, we're back in for another Best Bits episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hi, Jenne's here as well. Hi not in coffin,
Speaker 2: don't worry.
Speaker 3: Our third wheel groundskeeper Jenna joins us every week on
Speaker 3: the show. When Jenna can, I tell you? We put
Speaker 3: a pole in our Facebook group and during idiots asking
Speaker 3: what were the best bits from season two and coming
Speaker 3: in at number one was just Jenna being slaves in general,
Speaker 3: and then coming in at number two was mispronunciation.
Speaker 2: Mispronunciation.
Speaker 3: So this first best bit we're gonna bring you from
Speaker 3: season two kills two birds with one stone, because this
Speaker 3: was Jenna's mispronunciation. Yes, take a listen to the moment
Speaker 3: we found out that Jenna can't say the word bald
Speaker 3: properly disgusting.
Speaker 4: I picture one of them to have like long hair
Speaker 4: and can't speak, and the other one to be bald, bold.
Speaker 3: Bold, not bald bold bold, And she said it not
Speaker 3: once but twice.
Speaker 2: And then Jenna, the other one, the deep voice at
Speaker 2: the very end.
Speaker 3: I think he's a bold guy. What now bold, Jenna?
Speaker 3: What the fuck are you thinking held bold. When someone
Speaker 3: has no hair, they are bold bold.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christianna.
Speaker 3: Rands.
Speaker 2: It's like saying, oh, I have played bowling on the
Speaker 2: weekend and night.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you it was a very special day.
Speaker 3: When my niece was a few months old. I was
Speaker 3: there to witness the first time she crawled. I can't
Speaker 3: say boldly.
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, hold on, hello, I'll be home
Speaker 2: in about an hour. You can do then over. Sorry,
Speaker 2: it's just Samsung. I'm getting a new washing machine in Stole.
Speaker 2: I told them where that would go. I told them, Sorry,
Speaker 2: I rudely interrupted. I had to take it.
Speaker 3: What is the name of that guy? Oh, he's in
Speaker 3: the Beatles. Last name McCartney. First name was pol.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's him, Paul McCartney. I had a lot of
Speaker 2: his merch growing up. They had to give it back
Speaker 2: because it all got recold. It's taken away like it's
Speaker 2: a choking hazard. You don't take it.
Speaker 5: Take it.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 3: One of mine and Jennet's favorite TV shows What is
Speaker 3: the Cloud's Daughters? And I'll never forget the day Claire
Speaker 3: McLeod died.
Speaker 2: I bowled my as you should, rightly so rightly so Yeah,
Speaker 2: because your mum got rid of savage dog. Right, No,
Speaker 2: she didn't get rid of say dog, because you've got tiger.
Speaker 2: And what happened to Jack's She got ready of Jacks
Speaker 2: because I don't know if you heard, but he molded
Speaker 2: her cousin, he molder.
Speaker 3: Did you get a put down? Remember when you were
Speaker 3: away on the podcast and Abby Chatfield filled.
Speaker 2: In, Yes, loved her. She's very funny and.
Speaker 3: There were so many f bombs. Their listeners complained they
Speaker 3: were absolutely a pole.
Speaker 2: They were Yeah, the adult language, that were sharks. Well
Speaker 2: you were. You're talking on a couple of weeks ago
Speaker 2: about your property that you have up in Burgun Gay.
Speaker 2: You're describing it just how it sprawled the country. But
Speaker 2: maybe I'm I'm digressing. I'm so sorry to.
Speaker 3: God, I can't even tell you. I was so humiliated.
Speaker 3: The other day I held up traffic. I was in
Speaker 3: the middle of a busy freeway driving a manual like
Speaker 3: I released the clutch too quickly and the engine start.
Speaker 2: Dangerous.
Speaker 4: I know bold, Okay, No, can I just test something?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: So when somebody is you know, a bold person as
Speaker 4: in like bold personality, right, and then a bold head.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can have a bold personality and type with
Speaker 3: a bold italic fond But you have a bald head.
Speaker 3: I know differently, I.
Speaker 4: Know that, but they're pronounced similar.
Speaker 3: They're not for me. There, bold bald and see this.
Speaker 2: Is like bowl Like you have a bowl of cereal
Speaker 2: and you roll the ball.
Speaker 3: It's like the difference between I'm in it for the
Speaker 3: long haul and I'm in it for the long hole.
Speaker 4: Yes, I know, but you know, during the plague, it's
Speaker 4: just difficult pronunciation.
Speaker 3: It's not a joke.
Speaker 2: During the bubonic plague.
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: That's what you said? Closing the show? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: we have another segment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry.
Speaker 2: Here, I am so cold co host.
Speaker 3: Yeah, say it again, Jenna. Have you learnt it? Have
Speaker 3: you gone home and perfected it?
Speaker 4: I've tried so hard.
Speaker 2: Oh you know you know that the famous actor the
Speaker 2: Rock what's his hair situation? He is bold? She know
Speaker 2: the world done? Jenna?
Speaker 3: Yay, alright, This next bitchy. It's from episode thirty nine
Speaker 3: when Nat Penfold was guest hosting Oh Love Nat. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I had been watching the Masked Singer, and I
Speaker 3: noticed that Danny Minogue when she was like pity laughing
Speaker 3: at a joke that she didn't really find funny. Her
Speaker 3: pity laugh wasn't very convincing. Right here, it is.
Speaker 6: One of her songs is called Cemetery. Yeah, that would
Speaker 6: sort of sum up marriage, wouldn't that.
Speaker 2: Share a stroke fell out of her arms.
Speaker 3: Yeah, isolated, it can just a laugh, yeah, okay, has
Speaker 3: slow mode like that was so unconvincing. And I'm just saying,
Speaker 3: you always get up me for not laughing at your dope.
Speaker 3: I did because I'm just not capable of a pity laugh.
Speaker 3: You know, when I laugh, I mean it, But I
Speaker 3: can't just be like and expect people to believe it.
Speaker 2: Give us your best, gives your best pity, give us
Speaker 2: a punchline. Yeah, okay. And then I said, my balls
Speaker 2: were wet for a month. Oh no, you can't do it.
Speaker 3: That wasn't that bad.
Speaker 2: I expected worse, really compared to.
Speaker 3: Yours.
Speaker 2: Punch okay, and then Nat said that, you know she
Speaker 2: yeah it was great.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that sounds exactly like jennyis not.
Speaker 2: Break out the hysterics, your fake class. Ready, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be the worst.
Speaker 3: Do you need a punchline?
Speaker 2: I need a punchline? Oh, for God's sake, my buddy,
Speaker 2: Louis c K. And then I said, that's not spinach,
Speaker 2: that's a cat.
Speaker 3: You're actually laughing at you.
Speaker 4: That was actually funny.
Speaker 3: What would to give me a worse one?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And then that's my mom did say to me, you know,
Speaker 2: pick your nose, pick your toes. Now you can't do it.
Speaker 3: I feel like you would nail the fake lass.
Speaker 2: Give me something that's not funny. Actually say something horrific, okay,
Speaker 2: and I'll pretend it's world class stand up.
Speaker 7: Common Why did the chicken cross the raid? It didn't.
Speaker 3: I'm never gonna believe you ever again.
Speaker 2: Exactly how you laugh, I go immediately bright red as well?
Speaker 2: Is it bright red? And it was when it went back?
Speaker 2: Blood pressure? It's really up there. Upon second listen, it's worse.
Speaker 2: It sounds like she's choking on a grape.
Speaker 3: I feel the Channel ten editor hates Danny and they
Speaker 3: were like, that was a shocking laugh and I'm going
Speaker 3: to put it in. I'm going to give it a
Speaker 3: whole second of screen time.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Or as a gay man that went to the Denny
Speaker 2: miannogg meet and greet once and she was mean to him.
Speaker 2: So she's just like forever ruining her public image. That
Speaker 2: was a good episode thirty nine. The next Ones went forty.
Speaker 3: Five, Episode forty five talk bag things we know my
Speaker 3: listeners love talk.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: This is often hailed as our favorite segment of all time,
Speaker 3: and this particular one was when John Laws was having
Speaker 3: to deal with a deaf old lady on the phone.
Speaker 3: Oh this is so good, you actually said in that episode.
Speaker 3: That was our best ever. Yeah, so no surprise that
Speaker 3: it made the best bits of season two.
Speaker 2: All right, let's roll it.
Speaker 3: Talk Back Tings is where we play some really weird
Speaker 3: shit that happens on talkback radio, because I think it's
Speaker 3: safe to assume that our listeners don't really tune in themselves. No,
Speaker 3: but it's okay. Any good shit that happens will bring
Speaker 3: it to you here.
Speaker 2: You actually source most of the content because actually no,
Speaker 2: I saw us from midnight onwards. But there it's the
Speaker 2: trenches of AM radio. They're barely breathing that past twelve
Speaker 2: at night.
Speaker 3: My god, Yes, I think I've found most of them
Speaker 3: so far, but like I said, I've never had to
Speaker 3: look any further than two SM that one particular station
Speaker 3: in Sydney where oh, the most random and weird shit happens.
Speaker 3: And we've done John Laws before here on the show.
Speaker 3: He's back again. I've got one from the archives today.
Speaker 3: It's an oldly bit of goodie that my dad was
Speaker 3: telling me about. So you know how most talkback listeners
Speaker 3: are ancient and maybe they don't have Google. So this
Speaker 3: particular audio we're about to hear. An old lady called
Speaker 3: into John Law's and she'd heard an ad during the
Speaker 3: ad break on his show and she was asking for
Speaker 3: the details. She's like, oh, sorry, I heard that ad.
Speaker 3: What was their phone number?
Speaker 2: Standard?
Speaker 3: So it was an ad for a nursery, Pike's nursery.
Speaker 3: So firstly, how would you spell Pikes.
Speaker 2: P ykes correct?
Speaker 3: So he had a bit of trouble passing that message
Speaker 3: on to her, but he did not give up, So
Speaker 3: strap yourself in. This goes on for a while. He
Speaker 3: was determined to get it to her and as you know,
Speaker 3: John Law's very little patience, Yes, but he persisted.
Speaker 1: Here it is, I'll tell you what to do ring
Speaker 1: Pikes Nurseries. What nursery Pikes Pike yes, p y k
Speaker 1: e s I what about under deserved?
Speaker 5: This?
Speaker 1: Would you spell that again for me?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 1: I A.
Speaker 4: Did you cry?
Speaker 1: No, ma'am, I said no, I said, P why why
Speaker 1: P S P? Why is in Yankee? K is in kilo?
Speaker 1: He is in echo? S is in stupid pikes? P
Speaker 1: y k E s Pike's nurseries py y I? But
Speaker 1: will we try it again? Ma'am? Okay, you ready?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: You got your pencil handy? Okay?
Speaker 2: P no P.
Speaker 1: As in piddle?
Speaker 2: Why he I from P? P.
Speaker 1: You've got the P there, that's right? And why why
Speaker 1: as in Yankee? That's right? Okay? Then you have a
Speaker 1: K I K is in kill?
Speaker 4: K is it?
Speaker 8: Pay?
Speaker 1: Why A? Ok don't get excited, ma'am. Can I ask
Speaker 1: you a leading question? Do you have trouble hearing? I have? Yes?
Speaker 1: All right, ma'am. Well we'll try it again.
Speaker 5: P why why K K okay again, yes.
Speaker 1: K is in kill? Yes? Yes, God, you got there?
Speaker 1: Would you spell? Would you spell it back to me?
Speaker 4: Now? Pay?
Speaker 5: Why? I?
Speaker 1: Oh? No, it's not right, Oh it's not right?
Speaker 4: Pee?
Speaker 1: Why k E? S hey? I y E? Where do
Speaker 1: you go A from? I haven't said A anywhere? P
Speaker 1: You got the P? Right?
Speaker 8: Why?
Speaker 1: Hey? I? Why?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 1: Why? Why? Why is in yankee?
Speaker 2: Pay?
Speaker 1: Why it is? K? Oh? God save me how can
Speaker 1: a K and an e sounded like yes, I will,
Speaker 1: I will. I throw myself right down the microphone choke
Speaker 1: you to death in a minute. That's what I'm going
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 2: Hey, why.
Speaker 1: Did you say no? No, I didn't know. I don't
Speaker 1: think we're ever going to make it, ma'am. Are we
Speaker 1: I don't think that. I don't think that I'm ever
Speaker 1: going to be able to give you this telephone number.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is just the name. Imagine it when
Speaker 1: I start to get to the telephone number and it's
Speaker 1: a nursery, is it? Yes? It is strangely enough, give
Speaker 1: me the number of it? Oh God, can I a telephone?
Speaker 1: That's all right? Here? You are you ready? I'll take
Speaker 1: the risk. Are you ready? Okay? Do you have your
Speaker 1: pen at they're ready? Okay?
Speaker 8: Six?
Speaker 1: Six good, that's very good. Three three Jesus.
Speaker 5: I don't know but that I'll just catch it in
Speaker 5: silvabize in my ear.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, i'll say it very quietly. Can you hear me?
Speaker 8: Six?
Speaker 1: Three very good? Six three nine, nine and another nine
Speaker 1: eight eight very good? Five five one one? Yes, that's it?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: Would you read it back to me? None? None?
Speaker 6: The legends A five one.
Speaker 1: You've got it, You've got it. I so just die
Speaker 1: of a telephone number and God helped Bruce pick.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, they got there and the end, didn't
Speaker 3: they That is the best yet And that would only
Speaker 3: happen on talkback. Oh hey for kill I reckon. Halfway
Speaker 3: through he realized this is gold.
Speaker 2: Where was she getting the aprolm? I'm never saying the four?
Speaker 5: Kay?
Speaker 2: How could they be eating a number? I've heard him
Speaker 2: get that animated before.
Speaker 3: I know. We'll see this was many years ago, right right? Okay,
Speaker 3: So I understand now why they call him the Man
Speaker 3: with the Golden tonsils, because that was quite a booming,
Speaker 3: rich boy.
Speaker 2: That was beautiful.
Speaker 3: These days, he doesn't really sound like that anymore.
Speaker 5: So.
Speaker 3: The reason I've had to dig into the archives as
Speaker 3: well is because his podcast doesn't get updated anymore. There
Speaker 3: hasn't been a new episode. I know. Well, that's how
Speaker 3: I usually find shit of his to play on talkback teams,
Speaker 3: because I'm at work when he's on air. Ah, that's
Speaker 3: why most of the stuff comes from the night show.
Speaker 3: And now that John Law's podcast has disappeared, I can't
Speaker 3: find the audio. But also the most recent episode, which
Speaker 3: was mid March. He really doesn't sound well really, so
Speaker 3: play the old one. This is what he used to
Speaker 3: sound like.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll tell you what to do, Ring Pike's nurseries, booming.
Speaker 2: Dice and particulate.
Speaker 3: This is him in the most recent podcast upload in
Speaker 3: the past.
Speaker 8: Couple of hours. The World Health Organization has described the
Speaker 8: coronavirus as the defining health crisis of our generation. What
Speaker 8: day are at? Well?
Speaker 3: Do you?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 8: What day are advocating? Is Reggata testing for the virus's
Speaker 8: pressure mounts for personal restrictions on visits to pubs and
Speaker 8: move houses and h homes many ANZAC Day commemorations.
Speaker 3: You can tell the turning his mic off to but
Speaker 3: it's still there irony, of course, being that he's talking
Speaker 3: about coronavirus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she sounds like he's on a death a ventilator.
Speaker 2: I know, I know he is up in his eighties, right.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but good on him for still being on air,
Speaker 3: right even to go, But just like, how the fuck
Speaker 3: am I supposed to find audio to play on our podcast?
Speaker 3: That he's stopped uploading episodes of your podcast? It was
Speaker 3: seventeenth of March, was the last up? That's the last
Speaker 3: podcast episode.
Speaker 2: Poor avid listeners who can't, you know, be up at
Speaker 2: the cracker dawn. They might have medical appointments to see
Speaker 2: to listen to their favorite shock.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 3: Maybe they just assumed that his listeners don't listen to podcasts,
Speaker 3: but they're wrong. Here I am, and here I am
Speaker 3: refreshing it and come on, mate.
Speaker 2: What should we call them?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: Great minds thinkinglike, yeah, that's actually what I was going
Speaker 3: to get you to do.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's do it.
Speaker 3: Let's call like reception and yeah, this is exactly what
Speaker 3: I was going to get you to Okay, I want
Speaker 3: you to be an old man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I don't want to be a woman. I
Speaker 2: want to be a woman. I don't want to be
Speaker 2: a man. Too close to.
Speaker 3: Reality either works, Just be someone who was the sender.
Speaker 3: John Laws, call two SM Reception, get the number, and
Speaker 3: be like, where the fun is the podcast? Yeah it's
Speaker 3: been months. I'm worried. Is John still on air?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 3: Where is he?
Speaker 2: I got the number? All right, I'm gonna call. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be dot Wiggins. Okay, I've got the number. Are
Speaker 2: we ready?
Speaker 3: Yep? I've never seen you so eager to do a
Speaker 3: prank call. I thought.
Speaker 2: My alter ego is a ninety seven year old woman
Speaker 2: named Dot. All right, let's ring, okay, m hmm YEA hello, Hello, Hello, Hi, Hello,
Speaker 2: My name is Dot. Is this reception front desk? Reception?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 5: Yep?
Speaker 2: A query and listen? What did you say?
Speaker 5: You name was Ben? Ben from Twit Ben.
Speaker 2: I my name's Dot. How are you Ben? Are you
Speaker 2: been better? I've been better? I have a query. I
Speaker 2: listen to the John Laws Morning show program every day. Religious.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not a religious person, but I listen
Speaker 2: every day, and for love of God, I can't listen anymore.
Speaker 2: You've seen in the morning stud too. I have to
Speaker 2: get my knee lanced. I've got passing my knee. It's
Speaker 2: a whole thing. But I can't seem to listen live,
Speaker 2: so I have to listen via podcasts. However, there hasn't
Speaker 2: been a podcast updated Ben since March. Middle of March.
Speaker 5: Middle of March. Really the John.
Speaker 2: Laws program, and god, I haven't heard his voice in months?
Speaker 5: Really okay?
Speaker 2: And my godson Bailey taught me how to podcast, and
Speaker 2: I go on every morning without it takes me twenty
Speaker 2: minutes to get on and I click it open and
Speaker 2: March sevent I've written it down in my like that
Speaker 2: March seventeen anymore, he's the last podcasts from John Laws.
Speaker 5: Okay, March right now, I'll check the website right now?
Speaker 4: Is here?
Speaker 2: Is there anything okay with John?
Speaker 5: Yes, everything's okay with John. He was sick today so
Speaker 5: he didn't get on today. Oh no, let me check
Speaker 5: his last show was yesterday and tell him.
Speaker 2: Tell him dot from Wanga Barradine censor. He'll know me.
Speaker 2: We had a briefly in Vagonet nineteen. But tell him
Speaker 2: what I said. I am my regards. So the podcast
Speaker 2: just don't They don't get put on, they don't get
Speaker 2: thumb drived in. They're not on anymore.
Speaker 5: They are in. They're on the website.
Speaker 2: Oh no, Apple, not the website Apple, Ben Oh Apple, Okay,
Speaker 2: it's it is lavender in color and the applic application
Speaker 2: has a little boy with two rings around their head.
Speaker 5: Okay, you might Oh, I'm not sure if that's the
Speaker 5: right one. You might have to download an app called
Speaker 5: tune in. Who turn in t U N E base
Speaker 5: I N.
Speaker 2: I'm getting a pan hold on ben.
Speaker 5: Yep, so it should be on the app store. Who
Speaker 5: it's called turn in? Or if you're finding difficulties. You
Speaker 5: can go on the website.
Speaker 2: No, no, I don't want to go on the website.
Speaker 2: I don't. I'm with Dodo at my internet is dreadful, man.
Speaker 2: I oh, okay, Yes, the Apple podcast app you see
Speaker 2: comes on my phone. It's already there.
Speaker 5: Okay, oh okay, it shouldn't be on our side. I
Speaker 5: think Apple hasn't updated the thing. But I'll pass it
Speaker 5: onto management to see if worth still on Apple. But
Speaker 5: but it should be on an app called tune in.
Speaker 5: If you download that app, so you can listen to
Speaker 5: other radio stations as well. So that's b u n
Speaker 5: e no no no tun in t u n e
Speaker 5: tune So t w n e l n no no
Speaker 5: tun t u n e.
Speaker 2: I n like loonly tune. T o o n.
Speaker 5: No no no t t u m e n em
Speaker 5: no tune like tuning the radio. Tune in t u
Speaker 5: n e e space.
Speaker 2: In I n you should be on the United Nations.
Speaker 2: I am I oh, I am, I am okay.
Speaker 5: I got to pick up all the indgo.
Speaker 2: Hold on, wait, Jamie, Jamie, I've indigo and then N
Speaker 2: for yes, yes, all right, so spell it with me.
Speaker 2: One more time ready you? Oh n no, I am listen.
Speaker 2: I've got oh god, I'll get my grandson to get you.
Speaker 2: Send Jonathan. Have I said this? We meet and him
Speaker 2: had a right way back when we both lived in
Speaker 2: more and Mardeen.
Speaker 5: So can you repeat that again?
Speaker 2: Well we lived in one but aaradeine. We both had
Speaker 2: a little I don't want to get too much and
Speaker 2: I'm going to start blasting. This is why I need
Speaker 2: to talk to him and listen to the podcasts. I
Speaker 2: will make it happen. It's okay, listen, thank you for everything.
Speaker 2: You're a very young boy. You have a girlfriend, Ben?
Speaker 5: So my name is Ben.
Speaker 2: Do you have a girlfriend.
Speaker 5: I know, I don't know my.
Speaker 2: Grandson. He's not straight, but I don't know what you are.
Speaker 2: But I could maybe I could talk to him and
Speaker 2: see if maybe you could just be friends. He loves
Speaker 2: love to get into broadcasting. He's an artist, so he
Speaker 2: doesn't make any money. But I could talk to him
Speaker 2: and maybe get that to happen.
Speaker 5: All No, I'm good, Thank you, all right, Ben?
Speaker 2: Thank you so much?
Speaker 1: Who are by?
Speaker 5: Who were bye?
Speaker 3: Thank you? Oh my god, Jesus like that all day
Speaker 3: every day, I reckon.
Speaker 2: We're so calm, cool and collected. Oh god, he did
Speaker 2: that really well. So I went in and out of
Speaker 2: a very deep British accent.
Speaker 3: I didn't even Yeah, I did. I notice the accent
Speaker 3: was fluctuating. I didn't even considered this as an option. God,
Speaker 3: I wish we didn't have fucking jobs during John Law's show.
Speaker 3: How good would it be if we could get through
Speaker 3: and you relived.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, like you did.
Speaker 3: Pike's Nursery two point zero, Like you got him to
Speaker 3: spell you something that's brilliant. You might not have as
Speaker 3: much patience these that.
Speaker 2: I don't think he would. He would that quick to
Speaker 2: realize that there's gold in this material. He was such
Speaker 2: a beautiful boy. Jesus Christ, Wow, I love that. I'm
Speaker 2: going to take Dot on a tour around the country. Sure, Jesus,
Speaker 2: you're right Alien.
Speaker 3: The old woman came a lot more naturally to you
Speaker 3: than the old man character. Yeah, what would the old
Speaker 3: man have sounded like?
Speaker 8: Hello?
Speaker 2: Just crue it's always right British.
Speaker 3: No, I preferred Dot.
Speaker 2: It must be easier to do. Are the poor guys?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 2: You tune in too, Mike.
Speaker 3: That was also they're really really dumb for not having
Speaker 3: their podcast on Apple, and rather than saying, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: we'll fix that, they go no, no, go to our
Speaker 3: website or tune in instead, Like, there's no way that's
Speaker 3: a good Like if not that this would be high
Speaker 3: on twosm's priority list, but that's a very bad podcast strategy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I don't think that's exactly top of the listener.
Speaker 3: I think like eighty nine percent of our listeners are
Speaker 3: on Apple by the way. Really yeah, so like like
Speaker 3: Apple is still the number one app that most people
Speaker 3: use for podcasts, and so the fact that they're not
Speaker 3: on there is really.
Speaker 2: Fucking fud So we didn't get an answer, Like he
Speaker 2: didn't really know what was happening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think he knew it.
Speaker 7: Tune in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just that's one of my favorite phenomenon. Kay
Speaker 2: for kill And.
Speaker 3: If you're wondering that guy Ben from TWOSM, he later
Speaker 3: DMed us asking us to send him the audio he
Speaker 3: loved his mone of Glory.
Speaker 2: Did he send it to John?
Speaker 3: I fucking hope no.
Speaker 2: Imagine that John. These two quiz I did this on
Speaker 2: their podcast You lost me at Queez. Well we'll be
Speaker 2: back guys very soon. A couple of weeks, go back
Speaker 2: and listen to some old episodes in the meantime.
Speaker 3: Well, this could be someone's first time listening.
Speaker 2: If it is, Hi, welcome, thank you so much. Leave
Speaker 2: a review and you might even I get a shout
Speaker 2: out on the first episode back and when yourself some surprising.
Speaker 3: It's chaos here, you'll love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's chaos.
Speaker 3: Welcome to chaos.
Speaker 2: But we love it. That's why we do it, all right, guys,
Speaker 2: Jenne would.
Speaker 3: Rather be at Lumba.
Speaker 4: Yeah, obviously.
Speaker 2: Have you been to Zomber since the first episode?
Speaker 3: How was it? You was good?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: Was that your first time back in ages?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 4: Since the pandemic?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they go Jenna, oh dad, welcome back. We
Speaker 2: missed you.
Speaker 3: The instructor was like, thank god, you're here. Where have
Speaker 3: you been, bitch?
Speaker 2: They're like, welcome back, Jenny, You've needed to come for
Speaker 2: quite a while.
Speaker 3: They were like, Jenna and Jennet's second chin, welcome back
Speaker 3: from isolation, you pig.
Speaker 2: Jenn We need to check your sugar levels upon entry.
Speaker 3: I haven't lost my eyes. They wait, either thought, I can't.
Speaker 2: I haven't lost my twelve weight in high school? Did
Speaker 2: you get on?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 3: N sa Jenna.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I cares.
Speaker 2: Everyone does.
Speaker 3: I did because I became a chronic drinker. Dear, Yeah,
Speaker 3: Bottle of Day is my average. Now I'll get you.
Speaker 2: It's all the caloriesn't that wine. I do the late
Speaker 2: night drive through at midnight after I finished the show,
Speaker 2: so I've mad dinner at seven, and then by the
Speaker 2: time it's one am midnight, you go, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I want more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: What do you get chicken and cheese?
Speaker 3: I thought they didn't do that after midnight.
Speaker 2: I do wraps after midnight. Chicken and cheese? Easy, chicken
Speaker 2: and cheese?
Speaker 3: Do you want Do you want to hear something? Fucked?
Speaker 3: They don't new chicken and cheese on Uber Eats at all?
Speaker 2: Really, what can you do like a custom burger? Like
Speaker 2: you know you can build it.
Speaker 3: Not that I'm aware of that. Open the app now,
Speaker 3: so then let's see, because I remember I was I
Speaker 3: was doing that traditional part of the evening at a
Speaker 3: house party where I'm like, I'm gonname who want? Who
Speaker 3: wants something from Magan? We're all pretty placid and eichelan.
Speaker 3: My friend was like, I want a chicken and cheese,
Speaker 3: and I was like, Babe, they don't have them on
Speaker 3: Uber eats and she goes, okay, let me think of
Speaker 3: something else. A few minutes past I was like, Aichelan,
Speaker 3: have you thought of what you want? She goes chicken
Speaker 3: and cheese.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I don't.
Speaker 3: They don't exist. And then the food arrives and I
Speaker 3: was like, who got the filet of fish?
Speaker 8: Who?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 3: A The fill out of fish actually goes not me,
Speaker 3: I've got I've got a chicken and cheese.
Speaker 2: I was like, no, you did it.
Speaker 3: I know for a fact you didn't.
Speaker 2: Well, Mitchell, it must be. It must be regional based
Speaker 2: because there's chicken and cheese at the local one and
Speaker 2: it even has a little popular stick next to it.
Speaker 3: Bullshit cheese.
Speaker 2: It's an option. Yeah, well this was in fucking look
Speaker 2: at that. Doesn't that look good?
Speaker 3: This was in Newtown that we got the chicken and cheese,
Speaker 3: and it wouldn't let us do it on the app.
Speaker 2: Chicken cheese is the most white girl male ever. It's
Speaker 2: so gross, but it's still it's delicious, but.
Speaker 3: It's just it's weird. Because I was working at Macads
Speaker 3: when they launched the chicken and cheese and I was like,
Speaker 3: that sounds disgusting. And then because I get half price
Speaker 3: every break. When I was on my meal break, I
Speaker 3: was like, can I try this chicken and cheese caper?
Speaker 3: And I grabbed one and I was like, do you
Speaker 3: know what? Weird combo? But I'm into it.
Speaker 2: It worked. Yeah, it's delicious.
Speaker 8: I love it.
Speaker 2: Anyway. There's type stuff you can get listen to is
Speaker 2: just me the podcast. We'll be back with fresh episodes
Speaker 2: very soon. You can get a local one Jenna. We're
Speaker 2: doing a tight rat.
Speaker 3: See Jenna proved me right. You can't get chicken and cheese.
Speaker 2: I told you it must just be region based.
Speaker 3: Where are you delivering to dinner our studio?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Where are you delivering to mc coy park?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: What were you at McCrary McCary center? It just said maccuary,
Speaker 2: No McQuary center, and then there's Macquarie mackets. Trust me,
Speaker 2: I'm very well versed in the.
Speaker 5: Look.
Speaker 2: I'm really sure people can google this. No, no, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm glad we got their listeners waiting.
Speaker 3: I guess it's just Hurry or North Ride.
Speaker 2: But I just checked.
Speaker 3: All right, well those are our best bits from and
Speaker 3: I just.
Speaker 2: I didn't doctor it.
Speaker 4: It's real I don't get it.
Speaker 3: Surely it's only up from here season three and twenty
Speaker 3: twenty one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll see you there, guys.
Speaker 1: I'm confused.
Speaker 3: Thanks for listening, Bye bye.
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