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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast sad I am

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Speaker 1: desperately trying to find someone. That person is called three

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Speaker 1: pooh Cassandra. She is the woman famous for this call

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Speaker 1: on our radio show.

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Speaker 2: In high school and year twelve, there was a rumor

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Speaker 2: going around that I took three two to day. One day,

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Speaker 3: Talk to me to me and he said, are you

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Speaker 3: the girl that takes three ships? Today?

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Speaker 1: Now I want to talk to her because I can

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Speaker 1: now relate to her. So again thirteen one o six five, No,

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Speaker 1: thirteen one oh six five, Isa, if you know Cassandra

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Speaker 1: or you are Cassandra, give the show a call.

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Speaker 4: I can relate to her will.

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Speaker 1: Not because of bowel movements, but because I now have

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Speaker 1: it's and it's pretty embarrassing. So I went to a

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Speaker 1: birthday parties during the day. But everyone I spoke to

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Speaker 1: because of my time in I'm a celebrity. Get me

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Speaker 1: out of here, like this is quite a long show.

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Speaker 1: But there's just one moment which everyone keeps talking about,

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Speaker 5: There are eight stars up for grabs. To win the

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Speaker 5: eight stars, you all must eat.

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Speaker 4: These are good testicles.

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Speaker 1: Come on, boys, here we go a toast cook on

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Speaker 1: a tho dom tasteook this taste like a bit mistake.

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Speaker 4: I'm serious.

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Speaker 6: Do you not even want to have tried?

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Speaker 4: This is pointless for meeting this ball? Absolutely pointless.

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Speaker 1: I had two and a half testicles, sure, and I

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Speaker 4: It just happened to be on national TV.

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Speaker 1: And now I feel like every single interaction I have

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Speaker 4: Over and over and over.

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Speaker 1: So I now have a story that I can't shake,

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Speaker 1: Like three poo, Cassandra.

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Speaker 7: It's good that you've got a news story that you

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Speaker 4: Appreciate that will anyway if you can relate to me.

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Speaker 1: And three Poo Cassandra, thirty one oh six five is

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Speaker 4: Is there a story about yourself that you can't shake?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, Like just you, you had a moment

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Speaker 4: If that's you, give us a call, thirteen one oh six.

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Speaker 7: Maybe you've got a nickname that's developed, I mean like

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Speaker 1: Who could a nickname hasn't come out about eating animal

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Speaker 4: All right, we'll take you that animal.

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Speaker 7: Three poo Cassandra model.

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Speaker 1: to remain anonymous. Hello, Anonymous, Hello, you know three poo Cassandra.

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Speaker 7: I believe I do you know who you know of her.

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Speaker 9: Uh no, horn, I used to go down to the

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Speaker 10: Water after the water?

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Speaker 4: True about it? Can you try and get her on

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Speaker 4: Who sinks five? Is there a story about yourself you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just really concerned right now that I am

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Speaker 1: which is the working times? I growing off my time

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Speaker 7: Luck for you because you did you were eating the

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Speaker 5: There are eight stars up for grabs. To win the

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Speaker 4: These are good test stickles. Come on, boys, here we go.

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Speaker 4: Taste good, John, tastebook. This taste like a mistake. I'm serious.

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Speaker 4: This is pointless for me. And this ball absolutely pointless.

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Speaker 7: I didn't have here as well as he was totally redundant.

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Speaker 7: At this stage, you weren't actually winning the team anything.

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Speaker 4: It was just And then I ate Diggo's ball and

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Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody, Maddie.

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Speaker 7: That good?

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Speaker 4: What a perfect framing from your brother.

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Speaker 7: And I can tell Mattie as soon as you came

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Speaker 7: love that Baverian banded.

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Speaker 1: Now we are before we go on, we are looking

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Speaker 1: Pooka Santa, because he has the most extraordinary example of this.

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Speaker 12: Lisa, no nickname, but I wasn't very popular with the.

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Speaker 7: Boss supporting that position of thing.

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Speaker 12: Nobody has ever let.

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Speaker 7: Me you can't shake.

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Speaker 4: Of course.

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Speaker 1: You feel for ever there anyway, someone who does have

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Speaker 1: an amazing name is three Poo Cassandra. She called this

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Speaker 2: In high school and year twelve, there was a rumor

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Speaker 3: Talk to me, and he said, are you the girl

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Speaker 4: That story has lit us up for a number of years.

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Speaker 1: Well, and amazingly, we do have three pooh Cassandra on

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Speaker 4: Hello Cassandra, Hello.

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Speaker 3: With three Poohs Casts.

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Speaker 4: Now, in fact, the.

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Speaker 1: Big question here, cass I reckon you called this show

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Speaker 1: it must have been five years ago.

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Speaker 4: And told us this. Are you still known as three

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Speaker 3: I can't say I'm still known as that, but I'm

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Speaker 1: So we Interestingly, cass we we did have a phone

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Speaker 3: It's probably the person that started the rumor.

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Speaker 7: Interesting, Okay, do you know who they are.

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Speaker 3: It might be Beck because we were speaking about this

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Speaker 3: two days ago out of birthday.

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Speaker 7: Oh wait, ways, can I get no idea of like

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Speaker 7: how old you are? Like, like how old were you?

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Speaker 7: Because this is in high school right, yeah.

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Speaker 3: So I'm twenty nine now, but at the time I

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Speaker 4: Okay, twelve years it's been.

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Speaker 7: Twenty And again like, how did it get out that

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Speaker 7: you did take three pers a day? Like what was

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Speaker 7: the what was.

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Speaker 3: The Just to clarify it's a rumor, not true.

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Speaker 8: Yes, sorry, there was another girl in the class that

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Speaker 8: and some other people had overheard.

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Speaker 3: And so that sex friend at the time wasn't the

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Speaker 7: Oh wow? That and that spread like wildfire.

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Speaker 3: It did, and to this day, not to this day,

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Speaker 3: but we still talk about it.

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Speaker 7: So the guy and the guy that was going to

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Speaker 7: It's just the same thing that it's either farmer like

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Speaker 7: But we hooked up last night. How good is this?

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Speaker 7: She's just not interested in me, and I'm like, oh, well,

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: After a while, it's slowly were like dawns on me

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Speaker 7: He specy and she's like absolutely regret making out with

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Speaker 4: You have a hat on the night before.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I go hard hat for most of these when

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Speaker 7: I was single, A lot of hat gear, lot of

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Speaker 4: You've woken up the beanie and hads.

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Speaker 7: Come on, she seen me in the light of day.

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Speaker 7: It's like Shrek reversed. She seen me, and she's like,

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Speaker 7: What I didn't know was that she'd forgotten that we

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Speaker 4: How did you move past that?

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Speaker 7: Okay, So it got to the end of the day

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Speaker 4: And she's given you nothing.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, full day of that, to the point where I

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Speaker 7: I'm gutted. You know, we hooked up last night and

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Speaker 1: I'm still kind of embarrassing for you, Like this was

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Speaker 15: Hey, well, hey Wardy, it's good to be back.

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Speaker 7: Great to have you on the show. Becky. Hey, the

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Speaker 7: How's that for a sentence?

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Speaker 4: And slow down, slow and have not follow up?

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Speaker 7: Yes? You two, you two have had a conversation and

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Speaker 7: only one of you knows that you had a conversation. True? Ye, No,

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Speaker 7: how good is it?

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Speaker 4: Okay? So let me explain.

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Speaker 15: This is Hey, this is why you're killing it in

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Speaker 4: What's going on?

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Speaker 7: I know we're going to go to a song.

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Speaker 1: So, Becky, you you have a stand up show called

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Speaker 1: So Funny. Yeah, okay, it's a brilliant stand up show.

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Speaker 1: that stand up show. Now as part of your stand

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Speaker 7: Oh my god, yeah, so I.

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Speaker 1: Got I was weirdling nervous during that Q and A

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of friends with you. I actually like I

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Speaker 4: You clearly didn't recognize that it was me, and you

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Speaker 1: And then my question was, how did you get the beep.

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Speaker 4: Out of out of the bum effectively?

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Speaker 15: Can you say dildo on this?

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Speaker 7: I think we should. I think we should say for

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Speaker 1: Go, Okay, how did you get the doo out of

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Speaker 16: Jesu.

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Speaker 15: I am so sorry, because you know what a legend.

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Speaker 15: I sound really funny in that story, but I can

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Speaker 15: we're friends.

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Speaker 12: We're friends.

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Speaker 15: She likes me, and I'm so sorry, totally.

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Speaker 7: Do not apologize at all. That story gives me so

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Speaker 7: much pleasure. You will not take that away from me.

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Speaker 7: And that is one of my favorite stories.

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Speaker 4: And I did say it quite loud as well, like

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Speaker 15: At But you're trying to help me, like you knew

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Speaker 15: I know we need to we need to be confident,

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Speaker 7: He loved it to you, He loved you shattered him.

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Speaker 7: So I weirdly had this moment about thousands labor arenas.

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Speaker 1: I kind of had this moment that was where where

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Speaker 4: She knew I'd get it.

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Speaker 1: But through this interaction it proves you had no idea.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you mean going around town telling you people you're

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Speaker 7: Nice one to Becky.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, we just get each other. We've got Ken's

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Speaker 4: You know, it's great.

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Speaker 7: I'm so good.

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Speaker 15: I love you and I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.

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Speaker 4: Totally fine. It was totally fine. It was such a

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Speaker 4: good show. It was such a good show.

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Speaker 1: And speaking speaking of great shows, I mean we do

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Speaker 7: About it up next because we can go to So

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Speaker 7: I'm glad that you. Becky is on TV tonight seven

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Speaker 7: thirty on Channel seven and seven plus blow Up.

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Speaker 1: I'll be in the studio audience of blow Up, just

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Speaker 1: throwing things at Becky for her to bring me down more.

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Speaker 15: Oh yeah, let's see if I can humiliate you on

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Speaker 7: Becky Lukes in the studio with us. Welcome back, Becky, Hello,

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Speaker 7: very excited about blow Up, which premiere is tonight seven

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Speaker 1: So this is balloon art, it is. Have you always

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Speaker 1: to the balloon artists.

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Speaker 4: That can appear at carnivals and festivals and whatnot?

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Speaker 15: Honestly, like, when I was first asked to do this show,

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Speaker 15: is happening to my career. I'm not hosting this. I'm

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Speaker 15: above this. And then as soon as I saw it,

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Speaker 15: I saw it, I just immediately was begging to do it.

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Speaker 15: I was like, this is so cool, It's just so fun,

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Speaker 15: and like I do really love, you know, like experiencing

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Speaker 15: that's a hierarchy, and I loved getting amongst it, and

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Speaker 15: I loved like figuring out who the most powerful person

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Speaker 7: Such a Machia Bell like she's evil constantly. I'm always

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Speaker 7: like even before this zoom call, I was like, I

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Speaker 15: It's how I show love. It's how I show love,

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Speaker 15: you know, But no, I yeah, I just I honestly

446
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Speaker 15: think they're so talented and there's such characters as you

447
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Speaker 15: could imagine. You know, they're weirdos, like in the best way.

448
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:33,920
Speaker 15: They're really like strange people, super obsessed with this one

449
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,320
Speaker 15: thing that no one knows about.

450
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Speaker 4: Becky with a huge like popping tragedy. It's a lot

451
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,520
Speaker 4: of popping. Was there just rife?

452
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Speaker 1: Because my biggest feel I've seen some of these balloon creations,

453
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Speaker 1: and I agree with you, Becky, Like we're talking like

454
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Speaker 1: huge dragons that breathe fire made out of balloon. For me,

455
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Speaker 1: that's just got popping has it written all over it?

456
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Speaker 1: Was that a big factor during the show.

457
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Speaker 7: When they're building them.

458
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Speaker 15: There's a lot of popping and speaking.

459
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Speaker 7: Did you say that just got popping? Has it written?

460
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Speaker 1: The Colonne game, in the balloon game, that's what we say, this.

461
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,199
Speaker 7: Huge balloon dragon. I'm just thinking, oh my god, it's

462
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,120
Speaker 7: got popping hazard written.

463
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:12,640
Speaker 4: Actually, I was popping hasard right there.

464
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Speaker 15: You became a fifty six year old woman.

465
00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:21,040
Speaker 7: Happened a popping hand Initially, ah and for a balloon shop.

466
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Speaker 7: But it was so strange. Hasn't written over and who

467
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Speaker 7: you worried about? There mates a balloon popping creator.

468
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Speaker 1: Yes, it's the whole thing, and I imagine there's a

469
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Speaker 1: time limit to this whole thing.

470
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Speaker 4: If a balloon pops, it's all over.

471
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Speaker 15: Absolutely, there's some crucial pops that happened, and it really

472
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Speaker 15: sat some bad.

473
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Speaker 7: If you want to see premier tonight seven thirty Channel.

474
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Speaker 15: Seven seven plus, it's great, it's great.

475
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Speaker 7: The popping is not the riveting part. In the speaking

476
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Speaker 7: speaking of popping, Becky though, before you go, I was

477
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Speaker 7: listening to your podcast with Cameron James recently and now

478
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,560
Speaker 7: I heard this. You're hitting any Cia. You need to

479
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 7: go to the toilet. You had to use the public bathrooms.

480
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Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, A.

481
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Speaker 7: Guys saying hello. Honestly, like ten times in a row

482
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Speaker 7: in the room in.

483
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Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, hello, he goes Hey, we're just doing an inspection.

484
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Speaker 15: We're doing an inspection, all right, so we'll wait for

485
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Speaker 15: you to finish up.

486
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Speaker 4: And then we're going to come in.

487
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Speaker 7: It was the worst.

488
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Speaker 15: The one time I do a public.

489
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Speaker 7: And there's just a man saying hello. I just so

490
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Speaker 7: with you only one in there. Like one in there.

491
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Speaker 4: I'm like, what are you inspecting?

492
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Speaker 15: What are you talking about? He probably didn't even work

493
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Speaker 15: for the council. It's just a local perverse.

494
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Speaker 7: Love that all right. It's great to see you. Great

495
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Speaker 7: to your voice, gratulations on the show. Good luck for

496
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Speaker 7: tonight as well. It's Steve. It's Stephen Curry as well, guys,

497
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:03,439
Speaker 7: so seeing you too.

498
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's awesome.

499
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, seeing you together on camera will be absolutely brilliant.

500
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Speaker 7: So absolute pleasure to talk to you. So are you,

501
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 7: Becky Becky Lucas Tonight Blow Up premiere seven thirty Channel

502
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,960
Speaker 7: seven seven plus it's thirty one six five. Would love

503
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Speaker 7: to hear about drunk mums right now, probably probably apt

504
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 7: after Mother's Day. You know, I've done all the nice

505
00:24:28,119 --> 00:24:31,359
Speaker 7: things the boots in now. The reason I'm a reason

506
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Speaker 7: we are talking about drunk mums or what did mum

507
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:36,400
Speaker 7: do when she got drunk is because a football's mum

508
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:40,400
Speaker 7: got very drunk and probably drunk enough for every mum

509
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 7: in the country after she watched her little boy play

510
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 7: footy for Richmond in the AFL on the weekend and

511
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Speaker 7: then hijacked a postmatch interview in the chain room. So

512
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 7: Brian Taylor's down there doing this post match interview with

513
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Speaker 7: the players and you know, an the inside, and then

514
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Speaker 7: this happens.

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Speaker 6: Have a look at all of those there, Hello, how

516
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Speaker 6: are you your amptence?

517
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Speaker 10: Mom?

518
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Speaker 6: Wow?

519
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:08,680
Speaker 7: How excited about you? Belinda? Okay, So this is and

520
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 7: he can obviously go, oh my god, this just went

521
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 7: from a three to a ten because you know, he's

522
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 7: trying to like scavenge for interviews down there, pool players aside,

523
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,239
Speaker 7: and he's just like, right, well, I've got you. This

524
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 7: is awesome. That's her intrigue. This is where she goes

525
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,679
Speaker 7: to after that have listened. He's talking about the This

526
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,919
Speaker 7: is trying to find her, her little little boy's girlfriend,

527
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Speaker 7: who's out there somewhere, Lovely.

528
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Speaker 6: Her name is Lily. Do you want to talk to her?

529
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Speaker 6: Where is she?

530
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Speaker 7: She's just there, Lily. Just put your hand.

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Speaker 2: Up, Lily.

532
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Speaker 6: We can't we can't see Lily.

533
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 7: This is live, it's live. And then she's screaming Lily.

534
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Speaker 7: Lily is standing next to her, like just on the

535
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Speaker 7: other side of her thing where you look for your mate,

536
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Speaker 7: and turns out there right behind him, She's right behind her,

537
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Speaker 7: and it's on camera the whole time. Okay, so they

538
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Speaker 7: continue with his exchange. He's always to get the infoo.

539
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:04,119
Speaker 7: I need to rather somehow, So he turns to Lily,

540
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Speaker 7: who's now joined the interview. Who has just met this woman?

541
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Speaker 7: By the way, this is the first day they've met amazing,

542
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Speaker 7: So that's the other part of she's just been j

543
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Speaker 7: she been dating this guy for a while. His family,

544
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 7: his mum, Ballina, has flown down for the game. First

545
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:21,399
Speaker 7: time they've met. Bet then turns to Lily, which is

546
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Speaker 7: the girlfriend, and says, what do you think of this woman?

547
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:25,440
Speaker 7: Of this of this woman?

548
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Speaker 6: This mum? Just on the quiet? What did you think

549
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Speaker 6: of mum?

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Speaker 14: Oh, she's lovely, she's plasted, well done.

551
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Speaker 7: I'm very because that is the classic mum respond to me,

552
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Speaker 7: you are clearly three sheets to the wind, and you've

553
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Speaker 7: always got a reason as to why you're doing what

554
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Speaker 7: you're doing. She's dating that, I'm very passionate, and I'm

555
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Speaker 7: just passionate.

556
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Speaker 6: Just on the quiet, what did you think of mum?

557
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Speaker 14: Oh, she's lovely, she's plasted, well done.

558
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 4: Correct so twice.

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Speaker 7: Okay, So what I'd love to do right now? I

560
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 7: know it was Mom's day yesterday. Maybe they've got a

561
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Speaker 7: bit tipsy yesterday as well, What did mom do when

562
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Speaker 7: she got drunk? Thirty one and six five? Will take them,

563
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 7: and I'm sure it will be laced with the fact

564
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Speaker 7: if your mum's like momm that she coun't admit that

565
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Speaker 7: she was drunk.

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Speaker 4: My mom had an incident. We'll talk about that more

567
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Speaker 4: up next. But yeah, to this day, she's like, no,

568
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Speaker 4: I wasn't drunk.

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Speaker 7: Thirty one and six five, What did your mom do

570
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Speaker 7: when she got drunk? We'll take them right up next.

571
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 7: We're talking drunk moms, largely his loss. There's loads of

572
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Speaker 7: lovely footage and images going around of mums on Sunday,

573
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 7: but none will trump a drunk mum by the name

574
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Speaker 7: of Belinda who hijacked a postmatch football interview. I'll play

575
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Speaker 7: it so it's just this. This is my probably second

576
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Speaker 7: favorite part of the interview, where she gets asked by

577
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Speaker 7: the interviewer Brian Taylor to fire and her son's new

578
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 7: girlfriend in the crowd.

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Speaker 6: Lovely. Her name is Lily.

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Speaker 7: Do you want to talk to her?

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Speaker 6: Where is?

582
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Speaker 7: She's just their lily, Lily.

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Speaker 6: Just put your hand up, Lily.

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Speaker 1: Brian, the guy's interviewing her, goes, just put your hand

585
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 1: up in her rest, but.

586
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,159
Speaker 4: Stop yelling anyway.

587
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,159
Speaker 7: The whole time Lily is standing directly behind her.

588
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:27,360
Speaker 6: And then.

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Speaker 7: And then he proceeds to ask Lily, once they realize

590
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Speaker 7: that she's in shot, what she thinks of her new

591
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:36,360
Speaker 7: partner's mum.

592
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Speaker 6: It's on the quiet. What did you think of mom?

593
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Speaker 14: Oh, she's lovely, she's plastic, but.

594
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 7: Well passionate. And that's the part of a drunk mum.

595
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Speaker 7: Was this conflict where they won't admit the fact that

596
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Speaker 7: they were drunk.

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Speaker 1: Usually the following day they're doing a lot of defensive work.

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Speaker 4: Whenever I know that they.

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Speaker 7: Definitely they're making breakfast. They're asking questions about your night.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and your memory of whatever I did is wrong, yes,

601
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Speaker 1: because you were drinking.

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Speaker 7: Let's go to Taylor thirty one and six y five. Taylor,

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Speaker 7: what did your mum do when she was drunk?

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Speaker 17: Hey, guys, love your show.

605
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Speaker 3: By the way, Thank you.

606
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 9: My mum was had a little bit too much to

607
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 9: drink one night and she actually did a WII in

608
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Speaker 9: the neighbor's garage.

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Speaker 4: In the neighbor's garage.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, So the best part was we're family friends with them,

611
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Speaker 16: and we lived two doors down.

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Speaker 4: She got over two fences.

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Speaker 1: So, Taylor, are you talking about indoor garage or like

614
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Speaker 1: like one of those outdoors al Fresco garage.

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Speaker 16: Enclosed kind of grage.

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Speaker 4: So she got in, she got into the garage. Is

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Speaker 4: that an't actually indoor?

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Speaker 7: You know?

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Speaker 4: It's it's like a porn, It's like a card porn.

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Speaker 7: Sorry, I'm thinking about I think garage. A plot implies

621
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Speaker 7: that it's indoors.

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Speaker 4: Totally fair and if I retracted my question, can you.

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Speaker 7: Please go to Bunnings and Requests and elf Risco garage

624
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 7: because that would really like it's thanks for the cold

625
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 7: Taylor now, and again we reconds complex of the fact

626
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Speaker 7: that she won't be able to admit that that she

627
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Speaker 7: actually was drunk like Taylor, So can I b Taylor? Taylor?

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Speaker 7: Did you have an excuse as to why she did it?

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Speaker 7: Was she happy to admit that she was drunk?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: I think sorry, but to be fair, she doesn't.

632
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Speaker 16: Really drink that much anymore.

633
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Speaker 10: I think it might discarded.

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Speaker 4: Most people are reckon breaking this. Someone has to take

635
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Speaker 4: a week.

636
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 7: Particularly breaking into someone's health. Helf Fresco garage.

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Speaker 4: Let's go, Let's go to Daniel.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Daniel, good mate? Now, Daniel, This happened when you

639
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: were fourteen, so quite a while ago.

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Speaker 17: Yeah, so look, I'm twenty eight now. When I was fourteen,

641
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 17: we went to the pub and when leaving the pub,

642
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Speaker 17: my mom was getting in the car and she's leaned

643
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 17: over to pull the door closed and she's actually fallen,

644
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 17: like flat out the car onto the pavement. Through this

645
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 17: very day, she's adamant that she was not drunk, but

646
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 17: clearly her actions tell us otherwise.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, one hundred percent. That's the day my mom was

648
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 7: in the middle of convincing us that she wasn't drunk,

649
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 7: as she was about to blend something and just didn't

650
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 7: put the top on the blender and turned it on

651
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 7: for brilliant. But she's still yeah, Scott Raspberry coolly all

652
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 7: over the ceiling and she's like, guys, guys, I wouldn't

653
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 7: do that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was like my mom when I came home

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Speaker 1: from a gathering when I was fourteen or fifteen, and

656
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 1: you know, we used to come home from parties.

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Speaker 4: When you're fourteen or fifteen, you've had a couple.

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Speaker 1: Of drinks and you're always walking through the door going, okay,

659
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 1: just whatever you do here? Would he just try and

660
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:46,400
Speaker 1: act a sober as you can. You haven't had a drink,

661
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:48,600
Speaker 1: so I'm already trying to straighten up. But I very

662
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 1: quickly realized I didn't need to wack that hard because

663
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Speaker 1: I walked out the back and Mum was in the

664
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Speaker 1: spa and she had a glass of champagne and she

665
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Speaker 1: was telling me that the Titanic was going down, and

666
00:31:58,320 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 1: she's going down.

667
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:00,280
Speaker 4: With the ship.

668
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 7: Tried to claim she wasn't try The next day she.

669
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 4: Was like, what are I was doing a bit from

670
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 4: the movie. I was doing a bit. I was doing

671
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 4: a bit.

672
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 7: Aaron's goed just distress, drink responsibility. Of course everyone of

673
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 7: course erin on thirty six five. That's yours.

674
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 16: Hello, hate going.

675
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 4: Oh Aaron, We're good, We're good. Aeron.

676
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 7: See that's why of they pay the bugs Aaron, Aaron,

677
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 7: we're joking. Drunk mom.

678
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 16: I've got a lot of stories about my drunk mom,

679
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 16: but the one that takes the cake for me is

680
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 16: we bought tickets to go and see Pink last time

681
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 16: she was in Melbourne, and it was me and my

682
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 16: mom and her two sisters. So Janie, we're in Melbourne

683
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 16: and we go to the Young and Jackson's to have

684
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 16: a couple of drinks before the concert starts. We never

685
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 16: actually got into the concert. My mom got so incredibly

686
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 16: wasted that our six hundred dollars ticket to go see

687
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 16: Pink vi Ip we never got growing up outside the

688
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 16: front security wouldn't let her in. It was horrible.

689
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 1: Oh, and that's a great lesson in drinking responsibly.

690
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, thank you for.

691
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 4: Your miss out on concerts.

692
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:18,720
Speaker 7: Dovetailing my point there, wow erin you must have been furious.

693
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 10: Oh.

694
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 16: I was absolutely gutted. And look I was still I

695
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 16: was like fresh eighteen at this point.

696
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 4: So it was.

697
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 16: Ruining the night.

698
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 7: Not you.

699
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 4: You were gutted. She was in the gutter.

700
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 7: There you go more.

701
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 4: Woman Woody Goodness after this.

702
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 7: It's the Women Woody Podcast. Truly one of the most

703
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 7: epic stories that I've heard all year, And it's so

704
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 7: epic in fact, that I want to do it with

705
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 7: a bit of audio backing, so I can give you

706
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 7: an audio narrative because I think.

707
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 4: It needs it, like that bit of a theater of

708
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 4: the mind.

709
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 7: Theater of the mind, you like that. So it's a

710
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 7: story from Michigan, and it starts off with a young

711
00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 7: boy and a young girl brother and sister having a

712
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 7: great time in the backyard.

713
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 4: Remember the what am I doing?

714
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 7: Well, oh, Chasey, I don't know.

715
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 4: Hard to play with two players?

716
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 7: Pretty hard? Yeah, well done, picked a hole in my

717
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 7: story after prompting me, you dickhead. Anyway, they're out there,

718
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 7: they're playing, they're having a great time. Anyway to the

719
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 7: great time. Anyway, this hectic stranger walks up out of

720
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,400
Speaker 7: the bushes in their backyards.

721
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 4: And there was a stranger hiding in their bushes, yes,

722
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 4: their backyard.

723
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 7: Yes, walks up behind the little girl and grabs her

724
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 7: to kidnap her.

725
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:44,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, tone shift indeed, right, Okay, that's terrifying.

726
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 7: Totally terrifying. He's about to walk away with this little

727
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 7: boys sister until he procures his sling shot.

728
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 4: Like Dennis the Menace.

729
00:34:54,719 --> 00:35:00,319
Speaker 7: Yes, but Simpson, yeah no, yeah, reference off you one

730
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,879
Speaker 7: one all anyway, So procures this thing shot and then

731
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 7: just drills this guy with I assume pebbles, hits him

732
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 7: in the head, hits him in the chest till until

733
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 7: the guy has to let go of his sister and

734
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 7: runs away.

735
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 4: What a story?

736
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 8: Is it?

737
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 7: Awesome?

738
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:19,759
Speaker 4: What a story?

739
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 7: Anyway? Gets better? Because I want to take some calls

740
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 7: on embarrassing injuries or have you lied about how you

741
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 7: got injured? Because it was embarrassing. And the reason for

742
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 7: that is because this guy runs away. He's just been

743
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 7: creamed by a five year old or a six year

744
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 7: old's sling shot.

745
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 4: The egos bruised.

746
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,919
Speaker 7: If he's a professional kidnapper, you can't have that getting out.

747
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:44,240
Speaker 1: Can't let the Kidnappers Trust fund out about that one?

748
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: What the Facebook group, the Guild of Kidnappers? Oh, he

749
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 1: would be habited in some memes. The WhatsApp group got

750
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:54,720
Speaker 1: that one. He'd be in big travel.

751
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 7: So yes, he's embarrassed, sure, absolutely, So he ends up

752
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 7: up at this service station and licking his wounds, buying

753
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 7: some ice and whatever else he needs to do for

754
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 7: his injuries. The cops are after him though. They find

755
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 7: him and they go, hey, yo, where'd you get those injuries?

756
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 7: And he's like, I'm going to take my three very

757
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 7: large men with bats. It turns out no, they were

758
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 7: actually slingshot injuries, and that's how they busted him, and

759
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 7: they caught him. So he was lying, was lying about

760
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 7: exactly right, exactly right. So I'd love to hear from

761
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,279
Speaker 7: some more of them, right now, have you lied about

762
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 7: how you got injured because it was so embarrassing. It

763
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,919
Speaker 7: automatically took me back to when I was a little

764
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 7: kid and I jumped into the ceiling fan in my

765
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 7: bedroom off the top bunk. My little brother was chasing me.

766
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 7: I jumped off off the second bunk and into the

767
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 7: ceiling fan or yeah, clean cut into my head.

768
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, a cool story.

769
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 7: It was cool, but I was also really embarrassed about

770
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 7: it because it was a very silly thing to be doing,

771
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 7: you know, like your parents be like, oh, why did

772
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 7: you do that? You're so silly. Anyway, they were having

773
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 7: a dinner party downstairs, and I went downstairs because I

774
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:04,840
Speaker 7: was like, oh god, I'm cutting the head. Better go

775
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 7: to bed here, that's going to be the best play.

776
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 7: Mom and Dada downstairs having a dinner party. I rock

777
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 7: up downstairs and I just go, oh, Mum and dad,

778
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 7: I'm going to bed. And they were like, you bleeding

779
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 7: from their head. Oh no, I'm not bleeding from the

780
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:20,879
Speaker 7: head at all. And then I passed out.

781
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 4: So, ah, did't never get the lie out.

782
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 7: Awful attempt, exactly awful attempt to try and hide a

783
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 7: very embarrassing injury. So I'd love to hear from you guys.

784
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 7: Third one is six five. Have you lied about how

785
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 7: you got injured? Because it was embarrassing. We're taking your

786
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 7: calls right now. I love to hear from you guys.

787
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:38,320
Speaker 18: Whoa.

788
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, there was a terrifying story that I told before

789
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:45,919
Speaker 7: about a kidnapper that got fended away with a little

790
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,959
Speaker 7: boys sling shot and then that's how the cops found

791
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 7: him because of his slingshot injuries. And I imagine he

792
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 7: would not be admitting to the fellow kidnappers back at

793
00:37:54,160 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 7: the kidnappers house. That's a base again the kidnappers. Anyway,

794
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 7: we were going to play Hurts So Good, I thought,

795
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 7: I did. I did put a request in for that,

796
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 7: ye know. Yeah, I wasn't looking for the intimidating death music.

797
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 4: Why don't we take Terry Anne, Why don't we take

798
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,439
Speaker 4: Terry Terry?

799
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 7: We can find hurt So Good. In the meantime, I

800
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 7: was pumped about that.

801
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 1: Terry, you lied about your injury on thirteen one O

802
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 1: sixty five.

803
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 9: Yes, that is correct.

804
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 4: What happened.

805
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 9: So when I was fresh eighteen, I went out clubbing

806
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 9: with my cousin. Yeah, and you know, we're out having

807
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 9: a good time, and I had my hand up on

808
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 9: one of the podiums, and I told everyone that, you know,

809
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,879
Speaker 9: someone stood on my hand and broke my finger. But

810
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 9: the truth was on the way home on the train,

811
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:50,360
Speaker 9: I sat on my own finger and broke it.

812
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 1: So you sat on your own finger and your finger

813
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 1: was pointing up to break.

814
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 3: Look, I don't know.

815
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 9: I had so many drinks at that point, and I

816
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 9: had no idea what I've heard, and I did know

817
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 9: what happened. I was in pain, but I acted like

818
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:04,359
Speaker 9: it didn't happen. On the train.

819
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 7: Oh you have to unless you unless you're a steel

820
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 7: side bottom who you know, who would have a steely

821
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,919
Speaker 7: oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, which is coincidentally also

822
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 7: calling the football's name. But yeah, but also a perfect

823
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 7: payout in this instance, unless you had an ass made

824
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 7: of iron. But also just.

825
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,880
Speaker 1: Why would you sit Why would your hand be fingerbee

826
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: up when you're sitting there? Well, there we go, like

827
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 1: when I'm luck when you lied about your injury.

828
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:38,399
Speaker 10: Yes, of course did?

829
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:39,399
Speaker 19: How are you going good?

830
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 6: Good?

831
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 19: So pretty much what I did. I was paddle boarding

832
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 19: in CHARLOI water and I've fallen off it and snapped

833
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 19: my ankle. But what I told everyone of Donald's said,

834
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 19: I've been chased by shark. I've coming in the shallow water.

835
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 19: I love to come off and snap my ankle while

836
00:39:58,360 --> 00:39:59,280
Speaker 19: being chased by shark.

837
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,760
Speaker 7: So sign injury just out of the shark.

838
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah, cool.

839
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 4: And did anyone believe you love them?

840
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 19: Nah?

841
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,839
Speaker 7: Nah, yeah, no one.

842
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 4: You can't go for shark.

843
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: The sharks the class that You've got to go for

844
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 1: barracouta or that's a bit embarrassing, that's a fish.

845
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 7: Yeah no, they're dangerous fish. Absolutely, oh they.

846
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, you've got it. You got a down grade the NIA.

847
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 7: I got to go straight for shark.

848
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 4: You know, let's go to Danny here. Danny, you had.

849
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,720
Speaker 1: An embarrassing reasonal cause behind an injury that you're lied about.

850
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 7: I do.

851
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 10: I went at eighteen years old. I was on my

852
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:35,319
Speaker 10: first leave from the army and I went home with

853
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 10: burn marks on the side of me. Faith Yeah yeah.

854
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 10: I told all my friends that I got very drunk

855
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 10: and was at home and I fell over and burned

856
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 10: myself on the cooker.

857
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 7: Yeah.

858
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:49,879
Speaker 10: I actually for eighteen years old. It was the first

859
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 10: time I've sworn in front of my mom. I dropped

860
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,400
Speaker 10: an egg white making breakfast and dropped the F bomb,

861
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 10: and she picked up the pants straight off the stove

862
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,719
Speaker 10: and flapped me with it. Oh it was very hot

863
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 10: and it left left the ring marks on the face

864
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:05,359
Speaker 10: offware that's being heated off.

865
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 7: Your mom whacked you with a scolding pan.

866
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 10: Yeah, that was the first time I'd ever sworn into undiverse.

867
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 7: Oh my god. You know the funny thing about that story,

868
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,800
Speaker 7: Danny is I was like when you told the fake reason,

869
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 7: which is had a few beers, fell over and hit

870
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 7: my face on a holding on a scolding bit.

871
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 4: Fell asleep on a pan.

872
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 7: I thought that would be the bit that you would

873
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 7: have to lie about. But that was your lie. I

874
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 7: was thinking to myself, how can this get any worse?

875
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 7: But well was getting hit with. But also.

876
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 4: You can get anything off your mum. Now, just bring

877
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 4: up the time.

878
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,400
Speaker 7: I think she seems like that kind of woman, mate,

879
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 7: not the kind of woman who being bargaining with. Let

880
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 7: me check with Danny Daniel, can you bargain with your mum?

881
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 7: No the podcast maybe just Johnny, we're talking about the

882
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 7: time that would you shato on the newspaper. I don't

883
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 7: have to go into it, but I just wanted to

884
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 7: get that out there.

885
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 4: I feel like I have to get No, I'm sorry.

886
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 7: You wanted to get You're worried about the state of

887
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 7: your gut.

888
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:18,319
Speaker 1: When saw a gas ter enterologist and I thought I

889
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 1: was going to get a colin oscary for sure, which

890
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 1: obviously camera up the bottom, and he was like, no, no, no, no,

891
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,359
Speaker 1: that's a pretty full on surgery. First off, why don't

892
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 1: you just give us a stool sample and we can

893
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:29,320
Speaker 1: test your stool and then we'll know if there's anything

894
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:30,359
Speaker 1: wrong with your coln et cetera.

895
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 4: So I was like, yeah, got it.

896
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: And then I think you gave me a whole bunch

897
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:35,360
Speaker 1: of directions as to how I'm supposed to deliver.

898
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 7: A stool sample. Just common sense.

899
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 1: Well, it's an ice cream bucket in the toilet, ice

900
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 1: cream bucket, ice cream bucket.

901
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 7: They give you a scoop. Every normal person out there, LJ.

902
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 7: Have you had if you ever had to give a

903
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 7: stool sample? So it can't be Have you have you

904
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 7: had to give a steel sample before? No, it can't

905
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:57,840
Speaker 7: be in the water. It's like a professional answer.

906
00:42:58,320 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 4: Can't let it go in the water. You can let

907
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 4: it go. You can't just contaminate. Did you let hit water?

908
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 4: You let it hit water.

909
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 7: I remember just getting it.

910
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 4: You just put it in the car.

911
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 7: I think, would you think I just did addicted in

912
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 7: one robin hood like.

913
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:18,919
Speaker 4: An ice cream back in there and then you chucked

914
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:19,359
Speaker 4: the ice cream?

915
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, I just went the yeah, yeah right, that's clever. Yeah,

916
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 7: I think I might have just gone straight in the cut.

917
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:30,319
Speaker 7: You rogue absolutely, maverick you on the other hand, But

918
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:30,799
Speaker 7: I just.

919
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 4: Think this discussion, by the way, has proven that it's

920
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:33,359
Speaker 4: not obvious.

921
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 7: So can we just take it? But it's not it's

922
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 7: not what you did? Which can you just take you

923
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 7: back to that image? Because this, for me is totally unforgivable.

924
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 4: So I lay down a newspaper in my backyard.

925
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 7: How much paper, like a broad sheet, like like are

926
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 7: we talking the Age back in the day or the

927
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 7: Australian or we're talking the Herald Son.

928
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: It's big And I put a number of sheets down

929
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:54,720
Speaker 1: because I didn't know what was going to happen. Okay,

930
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: I did as if I was training the dog. I

931
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 1: was like, all right, I'll just make a real big

932
00:43:58,719 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 1: space for myself.

933
00:43:59,480 --> 00:43:59,959
Speaker 7: Yeah, landing.

934
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 4: And then I was like, well, I can't have my

935
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:03,839
Speaker 4: pants around my ankles. Who knows what's going to happen there.

936
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:05,240
Speaker 4: So I just got completely nude.

937
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 1: So I'm nude in my courtyard and I was like, okay,

938
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 1: I'll get the.

939
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 4: Job done on this newspaper. Did you have housemates?

940
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: I had a partner former partner at the time, and

941
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,479
Speaker 1: she was at work, so thankfully I had.

942
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:19,240
Speaker 4: The house to myself. Which house was this in Chestnut?

943
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 7: Oh? Sorry?

944
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 6: Yeah?

945
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 12: Yeah?

946
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 4: Yeah?

947
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 1: So you know the courtyard yeah yeah, so people could

948
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:25,720
Speaker 1: have seen technically.

949
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 7: Yeah absolutely, no, yeah, out of the back there crimorn.

950
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, people with full view of full view of

951
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 7: the backyard at.

952
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 4: The back there, squat do it a newspaper? And then

953
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 4: I was like, okay, I've done it. It's way more.

954
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 7: Than I need.

955
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 4: That's the first thing I got because I.

956
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:38,879
Speaker 6: Was like.

957
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:41,959
Speaker 1: And then I was like, the cup's not that big,

958
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 1: So I'm like, okay, how do I how do I

959
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 1: go about this?

960
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,240
Speaker 4: So I just sort of scooped what I needed?

961
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 7: Did you use the newspaper for that? What did you

962
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:49,880
Speaker 7: go for the scoop?

963
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 4: Straight in? I just got right in there, and what

964
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 4: do you mean scoop in?

965
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:54,839
Speaker 6: No?

966
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:56,839
Speaker 4: I see I had a build this.

967
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 7: Guy give you.

968
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 18: Big, giving you like a measuring cup, your proper still

969
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 18: sample cup. Maybe I'm just imagining you with one of

970
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:11,880
Speaker 18: those steel one one cup measuring cups.

971
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 4: It was, yes, it was like that.

972
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: It was like I was like a pick and mix,

973
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:16,799
Speaker 1: Like I was at a pick and mix at the

974
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 1: cinemas and I was.

975
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 4: Trying to this guy.

976
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 7: Just my dad.

977
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:26,360
Speaker 1: Maybe it was a practical joke when because it was

978
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:27,919
Speaker 1: it was your dad's mates, and maybe your.

979
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 4: Dad was like, and by the way, clear cup? Did

980
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:33,439
Speaker 4: he it was clear?

981
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 7: What that's like? Stol sample cups like brown, like they

982
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 7: you can't see through them. How many times have you

983
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 7: given sheep.

984
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: Gay man about everything wrong that I'm starting to think

985
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,360
Speaker 1: I am being getting stitched up here because then I

986
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 1: had to put my pool on ice, and.

987
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 7: You're that that is extraordinary. No one has to put

988
00:45:59,360 --> 00:45:59,839
Speaker 7: it on ice.

989
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,840
Speaker 1: He gave me ice packs. He gave and was like,

990
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:03,400
Speaker 1: make sure you put it on ice, and I was like,

991
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 1: got it. So I kept the ice packs in the freezer,

992
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,479
Speaker 1: so I like I physically had them. So of course

993
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 1: I had to put pool on ice. And this is

994
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 1: the first time I've heard that.

995
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 7: I think we have to have this tomorrow on the show,

996
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 7: because I think I want to hear it was a

997
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:18,359
Speaker 7: really good l There's a really good gastro enterologist. That

998
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 7: woman who helped us last time when I got when

999
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:23,960
Speaker 7: I had a gastroentrology when I had a colonoscopy, and

1000
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 7: she was awesome, she'll know the procedure. Yeah, let's get her.

1001
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 4: Main question is do you need to put poor on ice.

1002
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 7: And the cup and the cup and the right way

1003
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 7: to use the cup?

1004
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:35,879
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1005
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:37,280
Speaker 4: True? Yeah, anyway?

1006
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 7: And has anybody laid out newspaper like they're training a puppy.

1007
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,840
Speaker 7: The bit that stuck out to me was when you

1008
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 7: said I got my scooper and I really got in

1009
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 7: there and I was like, how much poo are we doing?

1010
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1011
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,439
Speaker 4: I wanted to fill out the cup. I think they've

1012
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 4: given me a cup, a cup that big.

1013
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 7: She's a little bit. They just gonna put it on

1014
00:46:55,480 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 7: a peachery dish. They would have got your cup, like

1015
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 7: you've just two scoops, turn it your local scripture, get.

1016
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 4: Anyway to wrap this up?

1017
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:19,319
Speaker 7: You comment, no comment, especially put a bit back.

1018
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 1: It was like it was like I'd it was like

1019
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,879
Speaker 1: I'd go into the frozen yo good place and then

1020
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 1: you know when you you know, when you realize this,

1021
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:27,880
Speaker 1: it will.

1022
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 4: Be too heavy and it will cost too much, and you're sort.

1023
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 7: Of like, anyway, oh god, tapping.

1024
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 4: This too much. Damn it was a horrific incident.

1025
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 7: Also, when did you put the poo after.

1026
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:44,480
Speaker 4: You've done it? So, yeah, big issue is more you

1027
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 4: gets because the other big.

1028
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:50,320
Speaker 1: So I now have a ninety percent on a newspaper

1029
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: in the courtyard, which I'm like, I don't know what

1030
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:53,359
Speaker 1: I'm going to do with that. And then also I've

1031
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 1: got my poo on ice and I didn't have a

1032
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 1: car at this point, el So I was like it

1033
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 1: was twenty seven degrees outside, and I was like, if

1034
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 1: I go to the hospital, I'm in big trouble here.

1035
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 4: I just don't want to walk around.

1036
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 7: I can't walk on ice with a clear cup.

1037
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:06,759
Speaker 1: It was a clear cup, and it was a clear cup,

1038
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 1: so everyone knows I'm going to And then I was thinking, oh, I.

1039
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:12,280
Speaker 4: Put it in my backpack and I was like, no,

1040
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 4: it's a big issue. So I just called.

1041
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 1: I called my dad and I was like, Dad, you

1042
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 1: need to get over.

1043
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:19,319
Speaker 4: I've had a bit of an emergency. And then Dad

1044
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:20,839
Speaker 4: got worried and I was like no, no, no, no, it's okay.

1045
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:22,239
Speaker 1: It's not that much of an emergency, but can you

1046
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 1: please just drive over to my house immediately anyway. So

1047
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 1: Dad's like, yep, got it, not a problem, mate. So

1048
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 1: then Dad drives over and then he just sees me

1049
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,799
Speaker 1: walk out of the house with a newspaper full of

1050
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 1: human poo and then a bag of my poo on ice.

1051
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:37,439
Speaker 4: I get to the car and I was like, don't

1052
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 4: ask any questions. Two seconds.

1053
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:41,359
Speaker 1: I then just walked to a public bin and put

1054
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:44,840
Speaker 1: my poo wrapped in newspaper into the public bin, and

1055
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 1: then got in the car with Dad and then had

1056
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 1: to explain to him I've got my poo in here,

1057
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 1: which you've probably noticed it's on ice.

1058
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 4: And I was.

1059
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 7: Worried, probably yes, it's on ice, before you ask anymore

1060
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 7: on the rocks, and I said to him, I was

1061
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 7: worried it was going to melt.

1062
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 4: I'm worried it was going to melt if I walked

1063
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 4: to the hospital. That's why I've asked you to call.

1064
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 1: And then Dad just went, yeah, totally fair enough, mate,

1065
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 1: got your back.

1066
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 4: And then so I delivered it.

1067
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:16,279
Speaker 1: So I delivered it, though, and I would say, no

1068
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 1: one when I delivered my poo on irons.

1069
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 4: It was We're well received at as in like no

1070
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 4: one went like, oh it was bizarre or so.

1071
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 7: To this point, where's your newspaper? Mate, that's.

1072
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 4: In a public bin?

1073
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 7: Didn't you bring your newspaper?

1074
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:35,719
Speaker 4: So I'm actually I'm really keen to talk to someone

1075
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:37,400
Speaker 4: and be like, how wrong did I do it?

1076
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 7: Or I think it's a pretty good excuse because like

1077
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:42,360
Speaker 7: you know, I know this obviously can't get grossy we

1078
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,880
Speaker 7: get into the if we get into the reads. But like,

1079
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 7: I feel as if most people in their life are

1080
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:50,319
Speaker 7: going to have to give a stool sample, and I'm

1081
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 7: sure people have come into all sorts of issues around

1082
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 7: how you do it. We've got to do it some stage.

1083
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,319
Speaker 7: I also, I find it very funny that this is

1084
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:04,319
Speaker 7: the girlfriend which you hadn't farted in front of at

1085
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 7: that stage, So when she left the house, you would

1086
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:12,400
Speaker 7: have been in like mission impossible mode to get this

1087
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 7: done before she came back. He would have gone wrong,

1088
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 7: so you would have been panicked, but she would have

1089
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 7: come home and she never knew that happened. Knew when

1090
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 7: your partner comes home, Like I just had the most

1091
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 7: hecting instant and you tell them you had to go

1092
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 7: through that and then come home and then you know

1093
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 7: she's rocking up while your dad just drops you back

1094
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:42,840
Speaker 7: off just to get an ice cream, ice cream, a scoop.

1095
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 7: Oh god, stuff, I said to