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Speaker 1: Hey, hey, BGS, Welcome to the BGS.

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Speaker 2: You just you just missed.

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Speaker 3: Like I'm going to call these moments magic where we're like,

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Speaker 3: we're not on radio.

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Speaker 2: We're just sort of like shooting ship trucking ship in

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Speaker 2: the breeze.

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Speaker 1: I imagine it's like you know when the rolling stones

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Speaker 1: are jamming?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, so that's what we were doing. I think

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Speaker 2: musicians called waxing lyrical.

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Speaker 1: No, no, they call it jamming.

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Speaker 2: Okay, who waxes lyrical?

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Speaker 1: Someone someone who uses words well, or even if you're

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Speaker 1: just talking with someone.

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Speaker 2: So we were waxing.

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Speaker 3: We were waxing in here, and I reckon, we've got

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Speaker 3: a pretty pretty hot topic for a real show.

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Speaker 2: And it's what did you get?

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Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa? Don't not give it that, don't not give

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Speaker 1: that up? Oh yeah, sit on that. Do not get

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Speaker 1: into someone's car. Uh No, it could cover strange.

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Speaker 2: You sure, I can't say it now?

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Speaker 1: You giving up a bit.

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Speaker 4: I want to roll a.

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Speaker 1: Bit of the magique, a bit of a bit of

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Speaker 1: the zoo.

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Speaker 2: But that But the what I was saying is the

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Speaker 2: magique was happening.

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Speaker 3: You just missed them, and I want to give them

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Speaker 3: the fruits of them.

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Speaker 1: The fruits of them. Don't think people don't think that,

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Speaker 1: Like you didn't talk about it before him? Oh no, no,

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Speaker 1: I don't care about that. I don't care about that.

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Speaker 2: I mean it's me. You don't want to burn the

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Speaker 2: because we'll start talking about it.

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Speaker 1: We start talking about it, you know that there's going

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Speaker 1: to be it's such a hot topic.

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Speaker 3: We can't just put it down. It'd be impossible. It

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Speaker 3: would actually be. It's like trying to put down a pringle.

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Speaker 3: Once you pop, you can't.

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Speaker 2: Start put it down. It could not, all right, you

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Speaker 2: could not.

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Speaker 3: Hey, do we want to talk to anonymous the balls

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Speaker 3: and cup guy?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we want to seed So.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you didn't hear the radio show today to

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Speaker 1: call from a guy who said that he used to

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Speaker 1: put his balls all in and around people's cups before

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Speaker 1: he gave them to them, if he thought they were

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Speaker 1: you know, invcated history of being an annoying customer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they are rude to him. It's a brewister.

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Speaker 2: We've just got so many more questions to ask the

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Speaker 2: big that's so hectic. Obviously, balls in cup, he brought

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Speaker 2: them all out signed inside.

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Speaker 1: Where like just behind the machine or is he turning around.

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Speaker 2: This is a good question for him. Well can we ask.

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Speaker 1: Him this stuff because I feel like it gets a

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Speaker 1: bit graphic, so we can't with the plumbs out in

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Speaker 1: the cafe.

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Speaker 2: Well, that is what God ask him. I'm sure you

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Speaker 2: go to the cool room or something.

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Speaker 1: You've never worked in hospitality.

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Speaker 2: Never, actually one time got fired. Surprise, surprise.

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Speaker 1: Where'd you work?

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Speaker 2: I worked on the Powder Fingers Silver Chair tour. I

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Speaker 2: was behind the bar there.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was awful.

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Speaker 1: You would have been awful.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't do the maths at the till.

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Speaker 3: Okay, mister anonymous, we're not using your name, but we

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Speaker 3: bloody love.

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Speaker 4: You, so can you leave the room? Police?

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Speaker 2: Who is that you speak to your daughter?

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Speaker 4: The seven year old? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: God, are you serious?

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Speaker 4: If I use the word tea bag? And oh my god? Okay, you'

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Speaker 4: so excited when she heard that. I'd you guys.

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Speaker 2: You can't tell her what it was about.

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Speaker 1: She could hear the podcast.

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Speaker 2: She can hear the podcast.

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Speaker 4: Maybe it's not on the on the because the radio

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Speaker 4: is still going in the kitchen. I can it's like

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Speaker 4: still a song playing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, So just distracted with real radio.

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Speaker 3: You're good to go, mate, This is just podcast areas.

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Speaker 3: We've just got a few practical questions for you, mate.

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Speaker 3: So obviously we know what the crime was that you

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Speaker 3: were committing. But Will brought up a very interesting point

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Speaker 3: of So obviously, in like a public cafe, how can

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Speaker 3: you just be whipping out the plumbs there.

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Speaker 4: They're sort of away from the customers all the bills.

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Speaker 4: This was early two thousand, so the bills were all

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Speaker 4: at the table as well. There was no coming up

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Speaker 4: to them, so you shielded.

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, so yeah, and.

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Speaker 4: I'd be doing this like we'ld see that. You know,

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Speaker 4: the worst worst defending customers come in. The Willara location was,

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Speaker 4: which is now closed down, was the worst, right, had

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Speaker 4: the worst customers.

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Speaker 1: That the vortex of flogs I imagine general.

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Speaker 4: So it was like those ones are in, okay, cool.

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Speaker 1: How many of these people are there? Like cawven, this

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Speaker 1: is happening?

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Speaker 4: I would say at the Wallara location, probably three times

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Speaker 4: a day.

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Speaker 1: You polished a cumpany three times a day with your plums?

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Speaker 4: No, that's three orders?

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Speaker 2: Three yeah, three orders, so so three orders of more

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Speaker 2: than one coffee.

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Speaker 4: There might be more than one coffee and.

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Speaker 2: You put place.

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Speaker 3: So even if I say if Will was the annoying

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Speaker 3: customer and I just came in as Will's friends.

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Speaker 2: Am I still getting the plumb treatment?

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Speaker 4: No? No, it was it was customers that were good

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Speaker 4: coming all the time and were known to be really

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Speaker 4: rude and problematic. I would actually recognize the order. Oh

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Speaker 4: that's that person's coffee.

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Speaker 1: So let's say I'm working behind the coffee machine with you.

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Speaker 1: One of these offenders comes in and you don't see them,

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Speaker 1: and am I like, yo, Janet's walked in again today.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna let's say it's a cup of tea

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Speaker 1: for example, I'm not going to play this up because

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Speaker 1: I'm going to do I just like throw you the

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Speaker 1: cup and then expect that you're going to give it

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Speaker 1: the treatment, like does everyone else know?

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Speaker 4: Especially logo and you get the vantage point everyone else

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Speaker 4: of everyone coming in and one of the waitresses would go,

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Speaker 4: it's that person. So it was sort of like a

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Speaker 4: hit list.

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Speaker 2: So could you could you get yourself off the plumb list?

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Speaker 4: Not if if someone's just an ass, they're just an ass?

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Speaker 2: Agree with that?

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Speaker 3: Were there varying degrees of the plumbing, so like it

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Speaker 3: was like a really rude person, did they get the

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Speaker 3: full the full treatment and then maybe it's not such

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Speaker 3: a rude person.

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Speaker 4: Look, it just depended on how much time you how

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Speaker 4: it was really busy.

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Speaker 2: Time for a quick dips quick and.

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Speaker 4: Then if the cafe is almost empty, you can get

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Speaker 4: it to you.

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Speaker 1: Did they did anyone ever out to the counter and

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Speaker 1: they were like, what was it ben coming here for

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Speaker 1: a year or so? Now my coffee is tasting distinctly

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Speaker 1: of balls, Like did that ever?

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Speaker 4: For some for some reason, even rude people, if they're

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Speaker 4: going to compliment anyone, they usually compliment the barista and

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Speaker 4: the mean to the white stuff. So it would just

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Speaker 4: sort of be like that. Sometimes they compliment and be like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: this is for everyone else, right, pretty disturbed if anyone

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Speaker 4: came up and said, hey, it tastes like this, because

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Speaker 4: I am a you know, I do shower and stuff.

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Speaker 3: But surely at the end of the day, at the

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Speaker 3: end of the day, like there's a bit of musk

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Speaker 3: going on there and gets.

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Speaker 4: Pretty pretty sweaty behind a hot coffee fishing.

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Speaker 1: Ane of us anonymous, can you give us just like

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Speaker 1: the area of work that you do these days.

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Speaker 4: I'm a strectural engineer.

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Speaker 1: And if the clients aren't careful you put your balls

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Speaker 1: all over there steel.

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Speaker 4: I'm a very person now, kids, and you know that

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Speaker 4: was my UNI day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah Uni, Yeah, no doubt mate. You're reformed. You're reformed.