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Speaker 2: The Street continues. Wowwe twenty twenty, the year of the
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Speaker 2: So on today's podcast some there's any way to say this,
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Speaker 1: On with the show, Christian. Hello, Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
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Speaker 1: The photo Christian Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show.
Speaker 1: Melvin's gold motto four point three Hey, good morning Tuesday morning.
Speaker 2: On the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, and indeed on other
Speaker 2: breakfast shows as well. The time isn't exclusive to us.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Jack.
Speaker 3: Bucks, Good morning Christian O'Connell.
Speaker 4: But ti cos Hello, how are you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 2: Was it Jack and I? It would have been both
Speaker 2: watched Uncut Diamonds on Uncut Gems last night, the Adam
Speaker 2: Sander movie, which is finally on Netflix. Were you watching Maps?
Speaker 2: Of course?
Speaker 4: I was Adam Mapp's party.
Speaker 2: Did yall? Was it good to get it back in
Speaker 2: your eye?
Speaker 4: It was fabulous, started out a bit rough but redeemed itself.
Speaker 3: By Map party. You don't actually mean you had friends
Speaker 3: able to watch it together?
Speaker 4: Did you just me myself and I and my cup
Speaker 4: of Milo?
Speaker 3: I haven't had a Milo since I was a kid five,
Speaker 3: I could mind or something like that now now?
Speaker 2: And so you made Krista where we love God sit
Speaker 2: through the filth as well?
Speaker 4: But he only lasted about halfway through, so I just
Speaker 4: can't do this anymore. Through the arms up in the
Speaker 4: air and went to the other Telly tell.
Speaker 2: Me this right. I've only seen like five minutes of
Speaker 2: her right. Because the kids like watching it occasionally and
Speaker 2: I was just moaning so badly throughout it, they threw
Speaker 2: me out the room. There seems to be a lot
Speaker 2: of screeching and arguing from angry faced people.
Speaker 4: Yes, and that will ramp up.
Speaker 2: Why would you want to sit with that just to
Speaker 2: see people bickering and arguing.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of botox, there's a lot of fake tan,
Speaker 4: there's a lot of blonde. There's a lot of fake fingernails.
Speaker 2: Go to Queensland if you want to come out in
Speaker 2: Brizzy on a Friday or sat To night, you'll see
Speaker 2: plenty of that. Take a camera up there, wander around,
Speaker 2: knock yourself out. So did you actually do? You actually?
Speaker 2: Obviously enjoy it because I know there's a people that
Speaker 2: watch its true.
Speaker 4: It's Teva, you don't have to think too hard about
Speaker 4: I love just watching the human interaction.
Speaker 2: Oh this is what people do.
Speaker 5: True, I love it.
Speaker 2: I'm lessen You are more a psychologist, have a dissertation
Speaker 2: coming out tomorrow, a paper published on what I saw.
Speaker 4: One couple in particular, I'm very hopeful.
Speaker 2: About what do you mean, very hopeful.
Speaker 4: About Tappy and Josh. She had a dream.
Speaker 2: No, I do have to stop you now. This is
Speaker 2: a maths free and all those the water wool sewer
Speaker 2: of TV. That is a reality show free. And we
Speaker 2: must stay strong on this. This is what it does.
Speaker 2: It starts to creep through the brick work. It's like
Speaker 2: rising down.
Speaker 3: Before you know, we've got a fifty thousand dollars problem
Speaker 3: on our hands.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: So yesterday, Heroes Go. This is our bushfire fundraising beer
Speaker 2: went on sale for a pre order. It's supposed to
Speaker 2: be going to Dan Murphy's in BWS who are stucking
Speaker 2: it in about two and a half weeks time. But
Speaker 2: if you pre order it you can get it delivered
Speaker 2: to wherever you are in Australia from flat fee of
Speaker 2: ten dollars and you get it before anybody else. It's
Speaker 2: almost we're almost at the point where we're not far off,
Speaker 2: only a couple of cases of it being about fifty
Speaker 2: percent of the beer run that they're initially doing this
Speaker 2: is Hawker's being sold out and that was just yesterday
Speaker 2: Deer one day one, which is amazing. Three hundred and
Speaker 2: twenty cases of Heroes Goal were sold yesterday, one hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty two four packs. So to everyone who's been
Speaker 2: doing that, thank you very very much. It's all going
Speaker 2: for a great cause. But I appreciate the effort that
Speaker 2: you're doing, especially when it's the time of year, which
Speaker 2: is why we didn't pay your bills when people are
Speaker 2: a bit typed with cash as well. So we're with
Speaker 2: you mind a four pack or a case, thank you
Speaker 2: very very much. So yeah, three hundred and twenty cases
Speaker 2: went yesterday, one hundred and fifty two four packs. Now
Speaker 2: we can obviously see where they're going. We can see
Speaker 2: a breakdown. The interesting thing is Jack and Pats is
Speaker 2: that people all over Australia will get involved. There's even
Speaker 2: been an order in WA three up in Queensland, four
Speaker 2: over in New South Wales, essay, South Australia with six orders,
Speaker 2: which is put And what I'm seeing here in the UK,
Speaker 2: which is actually impossible on the website we know is
Speaker 2: that there's a delivery or billing address in the UK
Speaker 2: but a delivery dress in Cremorn. So what is someone
Speaker 2: up to?
Speaker 3: They have a mule in Cremorn.
Speaker 2: In Cranbourne. Cranbourne is the number one suburb with the
Speaker 2: most amount of orders so far in the last twenty
Speaker 2: four hours with nine orders. Thank you very much Cranbourne.
Speaker 2: Here in Richmond where we are every morning, eight orders,
Speaker 2: which is incredible. Nery Warren six orders. Then I see
Speaker 2: one in Hampton. That's me. Come on Hampton, come on Bayside,
Speaker 2: do your book. Coburg is just jack about it and
Speaker 2: where it be, Pats, you're doing well there three orders?
Speaker 4: Ah good, We could do with more though, now is that.
Speaker 2: Chris just during it during last nights trying to hope
Speaker 2: for salvation and beer form? So yeah, these are loads
Speaker 2: of other suburbs that haven't done anything yet.
Speaker 3: Well, I'd like to reach out to my fellow Coburgians
Speaker 3: and say, please jump online order the beer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my fellow residents of the Base Sinde Community, South
Speaker 2: Side as we call ourselves South Sidis and Hamptonia, the
Speaker 2: good people of Hamptonia, please come on head online to
Speaker 2: gold one oh four three dot com dot au. I
Speaker 2: reckon by towards the end of this week there will
Speaker 2: be no more heroes. Goal to get it what he can. Also,
Speaker 2: I s to just say, Patsy, have you've done your order?
Speaker 1: I have?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Has everyone hands up? If you haven't ordered. People
Speaker 2: that work on the show hands up. People haven't ordered
Speaker 2: the beer yet?
Speaker 3: Tommy video guy, have you ordered? He's not listening anymore,
Speaker 3: Tom's He's not He's going in a few weeks anymore.
Speaker 2: He's needing us to rock and roll. Anytime he looks
Speaker 2: in the studios like are they still talking again? Say
Speaker 2: every couple of minutes, there's another yammy, yamy yeaby yeaba.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm wanting to Paul listening to us in New Zealand
Speaker 2: and christ Church this morning on the iHeart app. Christian
Speaker 2: I was over in Melbourne over Christmas and experience a
Speaker 2: small part of the devastation that Australia is suffering and
Speaker 2: has suffered. We're also getting regular reminders over here. Last
Speaker 2: Sunday was smoky Haze. Again, listen to this. I'd like
Speaker 2: to shout one of your heroes, a case of your
Speaker 2: beer heroes gold. Are you able to send me a
Speaker 2: name and delivery address? Or someone you think would appreciate
Speaker 2: and deserves a case on me. Keep up the great work,
Speaker 2: Paul in christ Church, an area which has been hardly
Speaker 2: affected over the last couple years. How amazing is that
Speaker 2: well legend.
Speaker 3: I actually had somebody from the UK on Instagram yesterday
Speaker 3: after I shared it say the same thing. I would
Speaker 3: like to donate one to your listener because I can't
Speaker 3: get it shipped to the UK.
Speaker 2: I think there's something really special about that. There are
Speaker 2: so many big hearted people out there, and Paul, you're
Speaker 2: one of them in christ Church as well. That is
Speaker 2: a lovely thing to do if you're if you genuinely
Speaker 2: want me to find out, I will find out. Actually, mate,
Speaker 2: If that's how you want to get involved and support
Speaker 2: your bit, good on you. I really appreciate that. When
Speaker 2: it comes to all the ordering of the beer, like
Speaker 2: last week on the show, and I'm saying, sometimes they
Speaker 2: come up against certain language areas that make no sense
Speaker 2: to me as an Englishman. And I know apparently you
Speaker 2: do speak English here, but there are certain areas where
Speaker 2: I do wonder, and my frontier work continues. It just
Speaker 2: ordering a beer you have to make unnecessarily complicated. How
Speaker 2: can you have three words for the same thing. I
Speaker 2: know Eskimos have twenty six words for snow because it's
Speaker 2: a big part of their lives. What if you're ordering
Speaker 2: a case of beer. A case of beer is a
Speaker 2: case of beer. How can the same thing we called
Speaker 2: a carton, which is a carton of milk and also
Speaker 2: a slab. I'm so confused. Don't getting emails I member
Speaker 2: saying they've ordered a case, someone else saying they've ordered
Speaker 2: a carton, someone else saying they're a slab, and I
Speaker 2: don't know what are they ordering now.
Speaker 3: I used to always call it a slab when I
Speaker 3: was growing up. I felt like, get a slab of beer.
Speaker 2: Everyone. Yeah, in the UK it's a slab of beer,
Speaker 2: and it was a twenty four pack, But normally it
Speaker 2: was just we're taking a slab of beer around, okay,
Speaker 2: because it's like a slap, didn't it.
Speaker 3: I've been using a case to describe the case of
Speaker 3: the beer we're setting for Heroes Goal because that's the
Speaker 3: language I use on the website. But maybe that's just
Speaker 3: an official language they make.
Speaker 2: It's I think it's a craft beer word, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Case feels like something you have nice stuff in bring.
Speaker 2: I don't bring my backgammon case over velvet line. Snap
Speaker 2: is beer. It's the language of just beer. Carton dry slab,
Speaker 2: whereas a case of craft ow. You know, I think
Speaker 2: that's what it's. But I don't understand a carton A
Speaker 2: can't as a cant of milk to me.
Speaker 3: Now, I have been getting mixed up between case and
Speaker 3: cart and me too, so I be I said carton
Speaker 3: on the weekend. My dad stopped me and said, no,
Speaker 3: that's wrong.
Speaker 2: That's what it's not done as your father yet either,
Speaker 2: because he's still trying to raise you the right way.
Speaker 2: I just know I'm so confused. Perhaps, what would you call.
Speaker 4: We've always called it a slab?
Speaker 2: Yes, so why is it carton? Involved?
Speaker 4: Got no idea? Isn't carton generally a smaller size?
Speaker 2: So like a four or six pack?
Speaker 4: Well that's what I would say.
Speaker 3: No, I would call that a six pack or a
Speaker 3: four pack two? Yeah, a carton is definitely still when
Speaker 3: it can.
Speaker 2: Come into it a case. I can understand it's hipsters
Speaker 2: and they're fuzzy sort of dirties or cloudy craft l
Speaker 2: you know, I don't understand what who invited carton? To
Speaker 2: the party, the government. The government needs to get involved
Speaker 2: and have some kind of standardization now and kick out
Speaker 2: carton and kick out case and say it's slab. That's it.
Speaker 2: You can't order it's just no as a slam. From
Speaker 2: now on, what do you call it? I just presume
Speaker 2: people call it slabs. But on the emails coming in yesterday,
Speaker 2: people saying that they've ordered their slabs cases cart and
Speaker 2: I was getting so confused. At one point I went
Speaker 2: onto a website and when I want to check that
Speaker 2: I'd actually ordered a slab of beer and not the
Speaker 2: wrong thing. So what do you actually call a slab
Speaker 2: of beer? You just call it a slab a case?
Speaker 2: Does anyone call it.
Speaker 1: A Carter Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast, Travis taking Away honeed.
Speaker 6: A hero honeed a Hero's gold at the end of
Speaker 6: the fights.
Speaker 2: Well, it's gotta be cold.
Speaker 6: And it's got to be fresh, and it's got to
Speaker 6: be flowing all night.
Speaker 2: That is Travis the tradey. We need to get that
Speaker 2: man in a studio asap. That is an amazing jingle
Speaker 2: he came up with two weeks ago. Morning two Carla
Speaker 2: just start as talking about heroes Gold, our Bush fire
Speaker 2: fundraising beer that came out yesterday for pre order. You
Speaker 2: can get involved at Gold one A four to three
Speaker 2: dot com dot au. Carla, thank you very much for
Speaker 2: your support. Also, Scott and Chelsea Heights, Christian, that's a
Speaker 2: great thing you're doing. I've pre ordered sixteen of the
Speaker 2: Hero's Gold, Scott. They refused to be drawn into the
Speaker 2: whole slab case. Car't debate there. He's simply referring to
Speaker 2: as sixteen of the Hero's Gold. Respect your independence. There's
Speaker 2: like Switzerland and all this. Scott and Chelsea Heights also,
Speaker 2: thank you very much too. David Marachino from Melton's just
Speaker 2: got a four pack of Heroes Gold. He can't wait.
Speaker 2: That's brilliant news. David, thank you very very much. So
Speaker 2: yesterday with all this beer talk, I'm seeing some of
Speaker 2: you are saying you brought a slab, some of you
Speaker 2: saying you bought a case. Someone's saying you brought a carton.
Speaker 2: It's the same thing. How can you have three different names?
Speaker 2: This pommy brain does not compute. I don't understand. So
Speaker 2: what do you call it? So in the studio here, Jack,
Speaker 2: you would call a sixteen of stubbies a.
Speaker 3: Well I usually had growing up, have been calling it
Speaker 3: a slab. But now I'm trying to use the language
Speaker 3: that hawkers are using on their website. They're calling it
Speaker 3: a case. I'm trying to be true to the language
Speaker 3: they're using.
Speaker 2: Patsy, what would you call it a slam?
Speaker 4: I'm with Jack.
Speaker 2: Slab, Yes, slab, isn't it all right? Let's take some
Speaker 2: calls on this, Simon, good morning.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Christian there and everyone else? Are we doing?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yes, okay. When we used to get the bottle or
Speaker 7: beer across the bar, you know, by the shop, we
Speaker 7: used to call a slab, and you would get a
Speaker 7: twenty four can. When you asked for a garden, you
Speaker 7: would get twenty four bottles of three hundred and seventy
Speaker 7: five mile. And that's how I remember the difference between
Speaker 7: the two.
Speaker 2: All right, So it's the size, Yes, well.
Speaker 7: It was the cans. Actually, flab comes in the twenty four.
Speaker 8: Cans, so cansvast battle with a plastic rap.
Speaker 3: But I remember the bottle still being called a slab
Speaker 3: when I was growing up.
Speaker 7: Well, I yess, after a while, the things have changed
Speaker 7: and it just all become one.
Speaker 2: Standards dropped, don't they? My friend?
Speaker 7: Well, that's how I used to remember. I am fifty
Speaker 7: nine years old, and I have been drinking a lot
Speaker 7: in my earlier days. But after a while I have
Speaker 7: to give it.
Speaker 2: Simon.
Speaker 7: So I would say the slabs were cans with a
Speaker 7: plastic rab, and then the bottles were Carden or yeah,
Speaker 7: garden or box.
Speaker 2: Crystal clear, and so in this case then also our
Speaker 2: little stubbies, Simon's. And they're in a sixteen pack, so
Speaker 2: that would be a slab.
Speaker 7: Right, No, no, twenty four packs. They used to be.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm with you now, services by sick confu.
Speaker 2: It's not your fault.
Speaker 7: I never knew that things coming a sixth impact. Well
Speaker 7: maybe they do these days.
Speaker 2: What's gone crazy? What's gone crazy? Simon's progress apparently? Yes,
Speaker 2: sounds right all right with Simon, Thank you very much
Speaker 2: for clearing that up.
Speaker 7: Yeah, no problems.
Speaker 8: Okay, thank you very.
Speaker 2: That's not someone. Have a good day you too. When
Speaker 2: are the clearer? Alright, let's try let's try Tim now, Tim? Yeah, Tim,
Speaker 2: what do you reckon? When's it? Slap? When's the case?
Speaker 2: When's it the mysterious carton?
Speaker 9: So, just to clarify, I'm a queen's learner, so you
Speaker 9: know it's pretty basic. I have still agree with Simon,
Speaker 9: all right.
Speaker 10: So a flag is can because it's a narrow, longer
Speaker 10: case where a carton of beer is in the bottles,
Speaker 10: which makes it a larger case than what a flab
Speaker 10: would look like, which makes it more boxes shape.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 9: Right now, where the case comes in is every now
Speaker 9: and then you'll come across a cart and that has
Speaker 9: a handle. Yeah, I know it's weird.
Speaker 2: So I'm glad you said that. I'm just rolling my
Speaker 2: eyes here, like, come on, handles and it's something else.
Speaker 9: Well, what do you call a curtain of a cart
Speaker 9: and of coke? A box of coca?
Speaker 11: Case of coke?
Speaker 9: It has a handle, you know by two twenty four
Speaker 9: pack of coke. It's a case because it's got a handle.
Speaker 9: You buy a pack of saying k screaming soda or
Speaker 9: something like that, they now have handles. It's the same
Speaker 9: with beer. If it's got a handle, it's a case
Speaker 9: like a briefcase.
Speaker 8: A briefcase has a hand A briefcase.
Speaker 2: You've got it now, Simon is your leader. You're right.
Speaker 2: A soup case has.
Speaker 8: A handle, so does a briefcase.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's a briefcase. All right. We'll stick with your.
Speaker 9: If you have a look at any box that has
Speaker 9: a handle, mostly they'll refer.
Speaker 2: To as a case or a box with handles.
Speaker 9: Well, sometimes I'll say box with handle.
Speaker 11: Efforts.
Speaker 2: I tell me this, Tim, Yeah, it's amazing, you know.
Speaker 2: Is it amazing how we can all this knowledge can
Speaker 2: come out of you at six forty three? Do you
Speaker 2: work in the drinks and boxing industry?
Speaker 9: Well, actually I do run a small drink vendor for
Speaker 9: the events. We're not a big vendor, we are only small,
Speaker 9: but we do have a selection of thirty two different drinks.
Speaker 2: I see, this is why you know so much about
Speaker 2: it so early on. Pressed with your immediate take on
Speaker 2: this so early in the day. So good for you too.
Speaker 2: What's the name of your company? Give yourself a plug?
Speaker 9: Advanced traffic Management. Tim, I'm currently sitting on site waiting
Speaker 9: for my client.
Speaker 2: Right and are you going to order some of our
Speaker 2: delicious Heroes gold?
Speaker 9: Unfortunately I don't drink beer because on my stomach has
Speaker 9: a intolerance to eat.
Speaker 2: You can give it to friends that you care about.
Speaker 9: Absolutely can, And I've been thinking about it.
Speaker 2: If I was you I would get a.
Speaker 9: Slab of it, no worries. I think I might get
Speaker 9: two cases.
Speaker 2: There's our two poker players there.
Speaker 3: He did not want to fold, and neither of them
Speaker 3: sure how to play poker.
Speaker 2: Timmy, a miner who thank you very much for calling
Speaker 2: the show, might have a.
Speaker 3: Good day, no worries.
Speaker 11: Enjoy your day, guys.
Speaker 2: Bye Now I'm still none the wiser.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: People still texting in about when is a slab of beer,
Speaker 2: A slab of beer, a case of beer, a carton
Speaker 2: of beer? Christian? A case is twenty four stubbies. A
Speaker 2: slab is twenty four cans, A block new one. We
Speaker 2: don't need another to another one in a fourth option
Speaker 2: for the same thing. A block is thirty six can
Speaker 2: or stubbies. I didn't even even know you get you shouldn't.
Speaker 2: That's what I believe anyway. That's how Donnie signs off.
Speaker 2: This is what he believes. He don't if it's facts,
Speaker 2: but he believes it. Twenty four cans is a slab,
Speaker 2: twenty four stubbies is a brick.
Speaker 3: Never heard of brick?
Speaker 2: So got a brick and a block now, to actually
Speaker 2: the three other phrases for there saying thing. That's when Peter,
Speaker 2: a slab is cans, a cardinal box is stubbies. The
Speaker 2: case is an American term infiltrating. That's funny. Thank you, Coucy,
Speaker 2: that's very funny. Christiana, slab is usually cans, and the
Speaker 2: cart is bottles or stubbies. That's what we kind of
Speaker 2: got into earlier. Case is for those who are just
Speaker 2: trying to sound fancy, that's funny.
Speaker 3: So what are we calling it? What do we club?
Speaker 2: There's nothing fancy about us, apart from me because I'm
Speaker 2: a very fancy man, come from a fancy lad Christian.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm just a whole new level
Speaker 2: of bogan. But I called a slab box of beer. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that is very boguan. It's just two de script it.
Speaker 2: Now we have six, Ben and Rose Buddy said he
Speaker 2: picked up the phrase box of beer from his dad. Christian.
Speaker 2: They are all the same. Yes, I know, it depends
Speaker 2: what state you come from. In Victoria, it's a slab.
Speaker 2: That's that's the final word.
Speaker 12: Dana Christian.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: I saw a couple on a second date yesterday in
Speaker 2: a very very unusual place. It's gonna be one of
Speaker 2: the things coming up late this morning on five Otibit Tuesday. Patsy,
Speaker 2: let me ask you this question. Ry, you go to
Speaker 2: buy a pair of socks? All right? I need you
Speaker 2: get in that mindset now he met one of the girls,
Speaker 2: your mum for a little bit of lunch, he wondered,
Speaker 2: Patsy wanted on the street. That is how she wants
Speaker 2: down the street.
Speaker 3: That's how she competes in laser challenges as well.
Speaker 2: That I am never We were going to do a
Speaker 2: thing once a month for team bonding, right the the
Speaker 2: on air team versus the off fair team. It went
Speaker 2: so badly with pats screaming us on her the next morning.
Speaker 4: From the spot because.
Speaker 2: Of her lack of well laser question. You're up against
Speaker 2: two teams. Warlike situations are recreated with the safety of
Speaker 2: laser tag. But you're like chatting to the other team
Speaker 2: members that our rivers going las. What what is.
Speaker 4: It with you blokes that brings out the rambow in.
Speaker 2: You know you're in a situation you meant to destroy
Speaker 2: the offair team. What a great team bonding thing. We
Speaker 2: crushed you and if we could have, we would have
Speaker 2: annihilated you. But luckily these are just laser tags shaking.
Speaker 3: And now that was about a year ago. We haven't
Speaker 3: been team bonding.
Speaker 2: Because it went so badly with old docy dough one.
Speaker 2: Like she's on a Sunday drive catching up with everyone. Anyway,
Speaker 2: you go and get a pair of socks. Right, you're
Speaker 2: walking down the street. You go into the sock shop.
Speaker 2: What do you see? How do you buy socks.
Speaker 4: As quickly and painlessly as possible?
Speaker 2: And who's having a painful There's too much.
Speaker 4: Choice, there's too much choice. And now there's feet with stich. No,
Speaker 4: you have long socks, you have mid length socks, you
Speaker 4: have ankle socks, you have sockets.
Speaker 13: It's all too hard, fears the So what about the
Speaker 13: sizing pats?
Speaker 4: Oh I'm easy because I just go what are the
Speaker 4: women five to eight or fight whatever?
Speaker 2: Do you like that kind of very broad spectrum?
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, it socks. It conforms to that size range.
Speaker 4: So it's fine.
Speaker 2: I beg to differ too. Really, you show me a
Speaker 2: lady with a size five, You'll show your lady with
Speaker 2: a five eight. There is a difference. How can you
Speaker 2: have one bit of clothing that suits a five and
Speaker 2: an eight. It's the same with guys. Right, you go
Speaker 2: in and I literally part of me dies when I
Speaker 2: gotta get socks. And there's the six till eleven. There's
Speaker 2: such a difference between a size six foot and the
Speaker 2: size eleven foot that sock can't be as tight round
Speaker 2: a six as it's going to be round an eleven
Speaker 2: or tight round eleven. You can have a saggy hill.
Speaker 2: It's a least toe.
Speaker 4: It's the length. If you've got a smaller foot, the
Speaker 4: sock will go higher on the lake.
Speaker 3: Right, No, but the heel. The heel is built into
Speaker 3: the sock.
Speaker 2: The two most important bits where the sock needs to
Speaker 2: hug the foot. Heel and mister toe.
Speaker 3: There are I have seen some socks where they don't
Speaker 3: do the heel, and I just wouldn't even deal with those.
Speaker 2: Let's not even discuss those.
Speaker 4: Don't You still wear suspenders on your socks.
Speaker 2: Still, Winterton Churchill.
Speaker 3: They clip to the bottom of your shorts or it
Speaker 3: sucks too much.
Speaker 2: She thinks it worries me. Sometimes you think us English
Speaker 2: people are like with actual shorts where socks it's attached
Speaker 2: to them. I think maybe not the nineteen hundreds.
Speaker 3: It's twenty twenty in you So what are they clip to?
Speaker 2: I think they used to clip to and socks sock
Speaker 2: to the upper thigh.
Speaker 4: Because you have a plastic back.
Speaker 2: There is this another piece of s merchandise, sock suspenders
Speaker 2: for the discerning listener, because that.
Speaker 4: We knitted before the time of elastic, so they had to,
Speaker 4: you know, keep them up, hoist them up.
Speaker 3: My problem with this sizing as they do today is
Speaker 3: the most common you see is seven or six to
Speaker 3: ten and then eleven to fourteen, and I'm a size
Speaker 3: ten and a half, so there's literally no sock that
Speaker 3: fits me.
Speaker 2: I'm a nine to five, so I'm in that kind
Speaker 2: of six to ten thing, and I find that it's
Speaker 2: too losey goosey. I want to the tightists around the heel.
Speaker 2: I got some new socks of the day, I won't
Speaker 2: name where are they're from. They're two. They're flopping around
Speaker 2: in there right now like an oversized glove. I can't
Speaker 2: relax today, and I do think it's going to affect
Speaker 2: my show performance. You know, if the boss says, what
Speaker 2: the hell happened today? They gotta lose sock work. They situations,
Speaker 2: you wouldn't go into a shop and then they say
Speaker 2: what size are you for the T shirt? Can you
Speaker 2: just bring me one that's small, medium, large and excel?
Speaker 2: It wouldn't work. Come on Sock Industry.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show.
Speaker 2: Podcast, Interesting Times. After yesterday's show, Jack and I went
Speaker 2: in for our weekly Monday morning catch up with the boss.
Speaker 2: Sighing Sue and as always, we can't wheel into that meeting,
Speaker 2: and I was handstanding, chat was commpaning, that's the way
Speaker 2: it always. It's in a Monday, giddy times, and the
Speaker 2: Boss was actually in a good mood. So the horses
Speaker 2: must have come in a couple of other races of
Speaker 2: the weekend. And she had the idea of brand new
Speaker 2: so Much, So Much twenty twenty of stable tables so
Speaker 2: you can eat your tea in the evening. On my face,
Speaker 2: I thought it was just the show, like I didn't
Speaker 2: know a bit sooner as actually when I left, I
Speaker 2: think she was speaking to marketing and there was going
Speaker 2: to be some awful photo of me to put your
Speaker 2: plate and tea on. But anyway, so we were thinking
Speaker 2: about stable tables. But now Patsy as always gives us
Speaker 2: a detour, sends us down the road of sock suspenders.
Speaker 2: I just googled sock suspenders thinking i'd see some ancient
Speaker 2: old photographs. Here in Australia, sock suspenders are doing a
Speaker 2: roaring trade. I'm live right now at an Australian men's
Speaker 2: outfitter doing a very good line and several different types
Speaker 2: of sock garters men's braces dot com dot Au and
Speaker 2: I'm in their sock garter subsection. This is listening. I'm
Speaker 2: on the description of the page here. Whether you call
Speaker 2: them sockgarters or sock suspenders, they are a hidden gem.
Speaker 2: Sockguarters have been around for decades anyway. Say they're old
Speaker 2: fashioned and made of sleep by today's socks. There are
Speaker 2: many other men who would disagree that. So who is that?
Speaker 2: Of course? What is that?
Speaker 4: That's my alarm for what to check? A bit of audio? Sorry, shure.
Speaker 2: Has an alarm, the old audio alarm. Audio alarmed? You
Speaker 2: mean call back home about colder sacks and sides. Their
Speaker 2: idea for keeping all socks up with having to resort
Speaker 2: to highly elasticated socks that cut off your circulation. They
Speaker 2: prevent that flash of flesh when you sit down. Heaven
Speaker 2: forbid someone sees my ankles in a meeting. They prevent
Speaker 2: that flash of flesh when you sit down and are
Speaker 2: great for those who have to walk around between meetings, appointments,
Speaker 2: et cetera. These are for captains of industry. You know,
Speaker 2: you can't be holding some big, high powered meeting and
Speaker 2: suddenly arrival and negotiation sees a flash of flesh and
Speaker 2: you're in a weakened position. I'm sure Donald Trump is
Speaker 2: with me on this. The sock must stay up high
Speaker 2: and sock garters are worn around the calf and clips
Speaker 2: to the socks. So we're now wondering what do you
Speaker 2: want in terms of breakfast show merchandise. Do you want
Speaker 2: the stable table or do you want sock suspenders?
Speaker 3: Both nostalgic, yes in their own ways.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I love the idea of the stable table.
Speaker 2: But you decide, ma'am, well, what would you prefer the
Speaker 2: stable table or sock garters sock suspenders.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Overwhelming leave decided on the course, it is a huge
Speaker 2: no to sock suspenders. Funny that, but the stable table
Speaker 2: gets a double thumbs up. Linda Good morning.
Speaker 5: Hi, Hi Christian, Hi guys, how are you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're all good, Linda, welcome to the show. So
Speaker 2: you speak for everyone this morning. Yeah, this stable table
Speaker 2: is going to be the next breakfast show bit of merchandise,
Speaker 2: no idea, how are you?
Speaker 5: I loved the stable table and I actually met the
Speaker 5: guy that invented the stable table many years ago. I
Speaker 5: worked in pharmacy and he was going to shop to
Speaker 5: shop selling them and we used to buy them off
Speaker 5: him before he had the franchise it out. He was
Speaker 5: a fantastic guy and it was the best product around.
Speaker 2: That's amazing. So we started off just humbly going door
Speaker 2: to door with a stable table.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and they were they were great,
Speaker 5: you know, strong, sturdy, and everybody thought they were fantastic
Speaker 5: because there's nothing like it out in the market. But
Speaker 5: he had franchise it out, you know, because he was
Speaker 5: just one single guy, you know, making him at home.
Speaker 2: What was his name? Do you remember?
Speaker 5: Oh no, I can't remember it so long ago. It's
Speaker 5: about thirty five years ago, but yeah, yeah, I got
Speaker 5: fond memories of that.
Speaker 3: But it was here in Melbourne.
Speaker 5: Yeah, in Melbourne. I worked in black Rock at the
Speaker 5: time black crook who know just down the road to me.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be sausee if you can get one of
Speaker 2: those blue plaques you put on buildings, you know, he
Speaker 2: used to train to the Unknown hero the stable table.
Speaker 3: And didn't look much different to it does today.
Speaker 2: Was it padded underneath?
Speaker 14: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Was it padded underneath a little table like it is?
Speaker 5: No, padded a little bean bag underneath to keep it stable,
Speaker 5: and you know, have pads plastic and it was just
Speaker 5: really well made. Yeah, so it's not much different. I'm
Speaker 5: actually going to buy some because bon't need them for
Speaker 5: work at the moment, you know, for a project we're doing.
Speaker 5: But yeah, it's just around there.
Speaker 2: What work project involves you sitting around eating lunch off
Speaker 2: your lap while watching the TV.
Speaker 5: Well, well, well I have a great job. I work
Speaker 5: with people with disabilities, and we're going to do an
Speaker 5: armchair travel program where you pretend to fly all around
Speaker 5: the world. So we're going to have the stable table
Speaker 5: to heavy lunch or their snacks. Yeah, and then have
Speaker 5: a video where it going and dress them up and
Speaker 5: things like that. You've got to use you got to
Speaker 5: use your imagination.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we send Jack along to dress up as a
Speaker 2: pilot and everything. I feel laughing, Linda, what a great
Speaker 2: thing to do.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, you've got to laugh in their industry
Speaker 5: they have You've got to have fun, you know. But
Speaker 5: it's great. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now I feel bad. I feel like we should buy.
Speaker 5: So you can send me one year when you make them,
Speaker 5: when you've got them done.
Speaker 2: Okay, Hey, Linda, thank you very much for giving us
Speaker 2: a call.
Speaker 5: Okay, thanks him a great day.
Speaker 3: Bye.
Speaker 2: I about other people. Must remember that guy thirty odd
Speaker 2: years ago going door to door with stable tables in
Speaker 2: the Black Rock area.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Has been to launch into five to Tuesday, where every
Speaker 2: Tuesday on the show we do five phone ins running
Speaker 2: at the same time. Or other shows are told that
Speaker 2: you can only handle one phone in at one time,
Speaker 2: we say you can handle five. You make this work
Speaker 2: every single week with all your amazing stories. Last week
Speaker 2: we had an amazing one for an hour wall to wall,
Speaker 2: all killer, no filler, and I think you'll enjoy once
Speaker 2: you've got today. All right, famous people at the movies,
Speaker 2: what celebrities a listers through to crawl all of them?
Speaker 3: It's none at the bottom of the barrel Ou.
Speaker 2: I just meant, like every kind of celebrity, there are alisters,
Speaker 2: and there's an a lister plus and that is Shane
Speaker 2: the man Crawford. You would have never you will never
Speaker 2: see him at the cinema. That man cannot sit still
Speaker 2: for ten minutes. He's not checking out the irishman. All right,
Speaker 2: So famous people at the movies? Who have you seen
Speaker 2: famous going to the cinema? Jack has got a great
Speaker 2: one to start with.
Speaker 3: I sat in the cinema with Sean mccauliffe to watch
Speaker 3: the two thousand and five King Kong, not a great film,
Speaker 3: but a great comedian who I loved very much.
Speaker 2: So this is being back when you're working at Hoyts.
Speaker 3: I was at Hoyts was to check his ticket. I well,
Speaker 3: not on this occasion. No, I went to the cinema
Speaker 3: for fifty He only cost us fifty cents when we
Speaker 3: worked at Hoyd, So you could go to the film
Speaker 3: for fifty cents.
Speaker 2: What a great job work. Okay, So celebrities, famous people
Speaker 2: at the cinema. Yesterday I'm at the gym and there
Speaker 2: was a couple in their early twenties. They were very
Speaker 2: chatty and he was very hands on with her, and
Speaker 2: I thought it's a bit odd for a personal trainer
Speaker 2: to put his hands quite like that. Anyway, afterwards, I
Speaker 2: was getting changed and he was in there. I couldn't
Speaker 2: leave it there, and I went a personal trainer here.
Speaker 2: I knew he wasn't. And because those personal trainers are
Speaker 2: all gyms, they like you to know they're a personal trainer.
Speaker 2: The only job were they have it written on their
Speaker 2: backs what they are because they're so special personal trainer. Anyway,
Speaker 2: he didn't have that, and he goes, no, no, no no,
Speaker 2: And I said, all right, okay, so because you knew
Speaker 2: so much, I just presume you're a personal trainer with
Speaker 2: that girl. And he goes, oh no. We're on a
Speaker 2: second date, second day, second day at the gym. They
Speaker 2: were heading off for lunch. It's a safe space though
Speaker 2: it is that, I guess if but as hard as
Speaker 2: she's not getting on well with him, she's got it.
Speaker 2: You know how long a workout going to last. It's
Speaker 2: like lunch afterwards. It feels like quite a big ordeal. Anyway,
Speaker 2: Weird dates that you've been on after seeing a couple
Speaker 2: of years, say on a second date at a gym
Speaker 2: workout yesterday I was talking about the rules that we
Speaker 2: have in our house for the two girls, the two
Speaker 2: teenage daughters our If you've got friends coming around, you
Speaker 2: keep that bedroom door open, especially one of them friends,
Speaker 2: maybe a man. Sorry boy, just keep the door open now,
Speaker 2: if it's a boy. Rules your parents had when you
Speaker 2: were growing up. I remember I was forbidden from hitch hiking,
Speaker 2: not that I was never going to hitchhike. My mum
Speaker 2: just saw danger everywhere, still does now, right. She was
Speaker 2: a nurse, so she maintained that she saw everything at
Speaker 2: the hospital. Danger everywhere. Wasn't out of a skateboard hitch hiking.
Speaker 2: It was if I went to HITCHI hitchhiking, I would
Speaker 2: she say this, never go hitch hiking, or you were
Speaker 2: It was like you might end up It was or
Speaker 2: you will end up dead in a ditch. Now, the
Speaker 2: phrase dead in a ditch got said about many things
Speaker 2: that my mum just didn't want me to do. The
Speaker 2: phrase you will end up dead in a ditch, not
Speaker 2: you might, or there's very little chance, but you actually
Speaker 2: you're hitchhiking. Christians not alive anymore. He's dead in a ditch.
Speaker 2: So rules that your parents had I remember the other
Speaker 2: one as well for some reason that we were never
Speaker 2: allowed to be and my sister and to have wet
Speaker 2: hair because my mum said it could bring on cancer
Speaker 2: by having wet or damp hair.
Speaker 4: Heard that this is a woman who was a nurse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, end up dead in a ditch? And where did
Speaker 2: you fall asleep? Yesterday? It was a super Bowl. If
Speaker 2: only there was a guy on breakfast Radio Melbourne who
Speaker 2: could let us know what it was like to go
Speaker 2: out to a super Bowl. It'd be great to hear
Speaker 2: that at breakfast time what it was like to be
Speaker 2: out the super Bowl, which there was some on the
Speaker 2: radio that were selfless enough to fly out there at
Speaker 2: huge cost to report back on something we couldn't see
Speaker 2: on the TV or anything. You could only hear the
Speaker 2: man on the radio describe what it's like to be
Speaker 2: lucky enough to be there. But anyway, Yester, let the
Speaker 2: super Bowl are very big, the world's biggest sporting event,
Speaker 2: very very noisy. Someone was on screen fast asleep. You've
Speaker 2: got to check this footage out online. We're put up
Speaker 2: on our Facebook page. There's a guy he's not just
Speaker 2: nodded off. His head's back against a wall. And anybody's
Speaker 2: pounded a load of beers and he's just peaked too soon.
Speaker 2: His mouth is wide home, he's fast asleep. It's so
Speaker 2: noisy American football. The chat is this guy mouth agape
Speaker 2: catching z's But where have you fallen asleep? Significant places,
Speaker 2: the strange places that you've actually managed to get some
Speaker 2: shut eye and accidentally just not off fall asleep. So
Speaker 2: those are your five topics. Celebrities, famous people at the movies,
Speaker 2: seeing them at the cinema, we'd dates, you've been on,
Speaker 2: rules your parents had, like no hitchhiking from me or
Speaker 2: end up dead in a ditch and where did you
Speaker 2: fall asleep? That's your five topic today the christ.
Speaker 1: John O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Come Morning to Marie who said that her parents would
Speaker 2: never ever let her get on an escalator with her
Speaker 2: laces untied because otherwise should get broken legs.
Speaker 3: Ours was, yeah, you get sucked into the mechanisms.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, it's a famous baby you've seen at
Speaker 2: the cinema, unusually weird dates, you've been on, rules that
Speaker 2: your parents had for you when you were growing up?
Speaker 2: Aware have you fallen asleep? Nine four one four one
Speaker 2: oh four three Michael, Good morning morning. Okay, so you're
Speaker 2: kicking us off with celebrities at the cinema. Who have
Speaker 2: you seen?
Speaker 8: I saw there were birthways, all right.
Speaker 2: Mister horses himself and what was he watching?
Speaker 8: Well, I didn't.
Speaker 11: Actually, I didn't actually think it was seeing because he
Speaker 11: actually looked like a bit of a bum. He had
Speaker 11: some stained, ripped jeans on, and he didn't really look
Speaker 11: like he was supposed to be in the cinema.
Speaker 2: That's a and icn'tu there with Barnsy and Pharnsie. He
Speaker 2: can't say look like a bum.
Speaker 11: Yeah, he looked like a bit of a bum because
Speaker 11: he had his old rising son and songs and who knew.
Speaker 2: We had to dress up in singlets and thongs.
Speaker 11: Anyways, Well, the funny the funny thing was I actually
Speaker 11: saw him at Ricardo's nice restaurant beforehand. We're in the
Speaker 11: exact same thing. And then when I'm sawing at the cinema,
Speaker 11: I was like, hey, it is so because at the
Speaker 11: restaurant I didn't think it was him, but everyone was
Speaker 11: getting excited, pointing and and what have you. And then
Speaker 11: he turned around and obviously watching him. But it was
Speaker 11: a bit of a bit of a funny thing to
Speaker 11: say a guy like that, you know, in just a
Speaker 11: place like where everyone is well.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to watch my dress to tie.
Speaker 14: Now.
Speaker 2: Want I want is Michael, you see me out.
Speaker 3: And about not without a colored shirt or.
Speaker 2: You know the cinema he had there was.
Speaker 11: There was, there was, there was grease and stuff on.
Speaker 2: Din't work in a car garage during the day repairs.
Speaker 2: He doesn't shift there. We need to get down breathwork
Speaker 2: on the show to apologize and clear up all these
Speaker 2: wicked rumors about the grease. What was it? What was
Speaker 2: the movie? Michael as a Dragon? All right, Michael, thank
Speaker 2: you very much. Cool, have a good day mate. Alright, Lucy,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 9: Hi Christian, I'm ringing up that weird day.
Speaker 2: All right? Where did you go?
Speaker 14: He took me to.
Speaker 15: A church first and did not stop dropping the F bomb, And.
Speaker 16: Then we went to a supermarket.
Speaker 15: Where he made me get one of those loyalty cards.
Speaker 2: Who was this guy?
Speaker 16: He was a six foot four German and then he
Speaker 16: proceeded to pick me.
Speaker 9: Up by the back of my jeans because I'm only
Speaker 9: five ft three.
Speaker 14: So it was just.
Speaker 7: The weirdest date ever.
Speaker 15: That's why I've never forgotten it.
Speaker 2: Right, So you go to the church. First of all?
Speaker 2: What to do with the church? Can I say a prayer? Like?
Speaker 14: Well?
Speaker 17: No.
Speaker 14: We got on the freeway and he drove like a
Speaker 14: madman and he said, I take you to my church.
Speaker 2: Terminator.
Speaker 14: Definitely, we went up to save money because in many times,
Speaker 14: and all the way up he was swearing. Every second
Speaker 14: word was the F bomb. And I said to him
Speaker 14: when we get in the church, I hope you're not
Speaker 14: going to swear.
Speaker 16: We get the church, he kneels down, does.
Speaker 15: The sign of the Cross, and then drop the F
Speaker 15: bomb again.
Speaker 17: Yeah, I know it was crazy.
Speaker 2: No, he just assume again.
Speaker 16: Definitely not No, No, he was scary.
Speaker 14: He was scary and crazy.
Speaker 7: Nah.
Speaker 9: And then and then he showed me he's leg He had.
Speaker 7: A bullet word from when he listened.
Speaker 14: I saw of him.
Speaker 2: All right, Lucy, thank you very much and cool, take care,
Speaker 2: Thank you, bye, this is great. That's take one last
Speaker 2: call before the news, Cheryl. Good morning, Good.
Speaker 14: Morning, Christian. I love your show. It gets me up
Speaker 14: every morning. I'm fifty seven and I need more than
Speaker 14: the vitamin tablet day.
Speaker 2: Cheryl, thank you very much and thanks for even giving
Speaker 2: the show ago Cheryl, which one are you calling in
Speaker 2: about this morning? Mate?
Speaker 14: For five Tuesday, I've actually got two in one off
Speaker 14: you go.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 14: It's nineteen seventy eight September. Our family of stix kids
Speaker 14: me sixteen down to nine sister. We move from an
Speaker 14: eleven and a half square house where we're jammed in
Speaker 14: like hamsters to a more roomy house where I get
Speaker 14: my own bedroom, which happens to be the equal to
Speaker 14: my parents' room and half a set of bunk beds
Speaker 14: is not going to do it. So I get promised
Speaker 14: to bed for my sixteenth birthday. I inherit and still
Speaker 14: have and sleep in a beautiful old wrought iron with
Speaker 14: brass flowers bed. I've had it since then. It's never
Speaker 14: it's had the sides renovated. Of course, they've got to
Speaker 14: be aware over the years. But anywhere and so new bedroom,
Speaker 14: new house, new rule. No males in the bedroom. No
Speaker 14: come up and see my acching. No boyfriend of three years. No,
Speaker 14: not even brothers, possibly not the cats. And I'm in
Speaker 14: form a year ten Form four. I've I've got a desk,
Speaker 14: I've got everything. I've got some some antiques I bought
Speaker 14: with some parts on money. I've got this lovely big room,
Speaker 14: just me allowed in it, maybe my sister, possibly friends.
Speaker 14: That's okay, no males. So I get to go out
Speaker 14: on a date with someone I run into a year
Speaker 14: after I first see them, and make a joke. We
Speaker 14: go to a very sleazy, seedy place in john called
Speaker 14: this Oh golly, it used to have It was in
Speaker 14: a rough suburb anyway, it's still rough and it was
Speaker 14: music so loud you couldn't talk, and a lingerie show
Speaker 14: two bucks ahead. This is nineteen eighty.
Speaker 8: Three, no.
Speaker 14: Nine eighty two. And I asked to us, why did
Speaker 14: we go there? So if you were no good the
Speaker 14: lingerie show would have been worth before But ye, idiot.
Speaker 14: But anyway, so we get to the that's the one
Speaker 14: I end up getting engaged to at the end of
Speaker 14: eighty three. Still not allowed in the bedroom engaged, No,
Speaker 14: not up the hallway. Do you know when he was
Speaker 14: allowed to visit my bedroom after we got back from
Speaker 14: the honeymoon.
Speaker 2: Right he was finding out to see that raw iron
Speaker 2: bed with the sides of been restored.
Speaker 14: Never never been up the hallway other than to wash
Speaker 14: his hands up to going to the loop. When even
Speaker 14: when Mum and dad, weren't there remember the joke, you
Speaker 14: know the eighties, in the eighties, that was the decade
Speaker 14: that safe sex meant your parents were away.
Speaker 1: But anyway, no.
Speaker 14: It was. It was possible week close to the twenty
Speaker 14: eighth of April nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 2: A date on this story. We've been wondering which season
Speaker 2: it was in.
Speaker 14: That's two in one.
Speaker 2: Eryl show and everyone. Cheryl, thank you very much for
Speaker 2: calling the show. That's very funny. Thanks a lot, mate,
Speaker 2: Thank you, Bye bye, Cheryl.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: The topic this morning for five to bit Tuesday, wherever
Speaker 2: you managed to fall asleep, rules that your parents had,
Speaker 2: weird dates you've been on and seeing famous people at
Speaker 2: the cinema nine four one four one oh four three
Speaker 2: is in number. Let's go to Trevor.
Speaker 12: Good morning, Trevor, Good morning, boys and girls.
Speaker 2: How are we yo? It's all the boys and girls.
Speaker 2: All the boys and girls are good and we hope
Speaker 2: you well. Trevor. Which story you're calling in about?
Speaker 12: It's weird dates?
Speaker 2: Hey, where did you go? Trevor?
Speaker 12: My date was a blind date and a nudist speech.
Speaker 2: That is I mean, you're getting streak down to checking
Speaker 2: each other out, aren't you. There's no sort of mysteriousness
Speaker 2: of about what they might look like naked.
Speaker 12: We've never met before. We've decided we'd go to the
Speaker 12: nudist beeech and that's what we did. And that was
Speaker 12: a blind date at the neudis speech.
Speaker 2: So you never met before. So how are you pointing
Speaker 2: each other out? So to speak, you weren't pointing anyone
Speaker 2: out speech.
Speaker 3: I'll be the guy with the because he can't say
Speaker 3: red hat, you can't say white t.
Speaker 2: Shirt, the guy with one that slightly longer than the
Speaker 2: other one.
Speaker 12: No, no, no, no. We met in the car park
Speaker 12: and then went to the nudist speech.
Speaker 2: Right, So what you met in the car park clothed clothed?
Speaker 12: Yes, because you can't do it. You can't be.
Speaker 2: Checking and going to on later on of that. Just
Speaker 2: needs to know what the protocol is. Do I turn
Speaker 2: up naked or other changing facilities?
Speaker 12: You go to the beast, then you disrobe at the beach.
Speaker 2: Disrobe that's what you call it. And tell me this, Trevor,
Speaker 2: did you see each there again after the robing?
Speaker 12: Yes? It is, yeah, absolutely brilliant.
Speaker 2: All right, great place, Trevor, thank you very much you
Speaker 2: called me. I have a good day, no.
Speaker 12: Eyes, guys, have a good one. Lovely show.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you, Trevor, Thank you Trevor. I get
Speaker 2: the feeding. Trevor's calling you naked Blake, Good morning morning.
Speaker 8: How are you going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good, Blake. Thanks for calling. Five to whit Tuesday.
Speaker 2: So tell us about the place you've fallen asleep. This
Speaker 2: guy yestad at the Super Bowl? What was it for you?
Speaker 8: I've fallen asleep at the Grand Prix Melbourne, I'll least
Speaker 8: the last five or six years.
Speaker 2: How it's the world's noisiest sport. I mean, rockets going
Speaker 2: round every couple of minutes. The noise you can hear
Speaker 2: wherever you are in Melbourne. Where's the Grand Prix here?
Speaker 8: And it's it's a long weekend on you feed all
Speaker 8: day at a time, roll ground, pretty warm, pretty.
Speaker 2: Tired, and you can chuck it into the hospitality in
Speaker 2: the beers. Is that what it is?
Speaker 12: Usually?
Speaker 14: Not?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 2: Wow? Do you do this every year?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Last level Sixcuse I think I've fallen asleep.
Speaker 2: I reckon that would put the drivers off if I
Speaker 2: was Lettis Hamilton, I kept going round sleep. I'm going
Speaker 2: to do a donut now and try to wake him up.
Speaker 2: Mats like all, we'd have to look out for you
Speaker 2: on the coverage if we could see our man late.
Speaker 2: They're catching some Zi's all right, Blake, thank you very
Speaker 2: much for calling you. Uh, Simone, Hi, here are going.
Speaker 2: I'm good. So talking about the rules that your parents had,
Speaker 2: what was it for you?
Speaker 9: Okay?
Speaker 15: I was going out with my boyfriend and when we
Speaker 15: would be saying goodbye, my mum would flick the front
Speaker 15: light porch to say, come in, you've had enough time.
Speaker 15: If we didn't take any.
Speaker 2: Notice of that, like a lighthouse calling you back in,
Speaker 2: come in number nine, Come in number, your time is up.
Speaker 15: Oh no, it gets better, it gets better if we didn't,
Speaker 15: if we didn't take any notice of that, she would
Speaker 15: then open the door and yell out, Simone, get inside.
Speaker 15: And if we didn't take any notice of that, she
Speaker 15: would physically come out and say get inside now.
Speaker 2: And how old were you?
Speaker 15: I was seventeen when I started going out with my boyfriend.
Speaker 15: I had a curfew was twelve o'clock until the day
Speaker 15: I got married, and I was twenty three.
Speaker 2: I agree with all problem. It's a lake for six o'clock.
Speaker 7: See how it goes.
Speaker 2: Six o'clock in by six pm winter all sudden, I
Speaker 2: just flat six o'clock if.
Speaker 15: It was daylight savings, and we sort of thought, oh cool,
Speaker 15: you know we've got an extra hour. No no, no,
Speaker 15: no no no.
Speaker 9: Daylight saving doesn't turn over until two o'clock.
Speaker 2: In the morning. And I'm going to use that porch
Speaker 2: light trip because my daughter takes ages out there on
Speaker 2: the porch saying goodbye to her friend who is a boy.
Speaker 2: And I'm going to start using the old lights coming
Speaker 2: on and me just staring through the shutters at them
Speaker 2: as well the lights off that looked damp at it all?
Speaker 2: Is that your dad staring always?
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, thank you about you face
Speaker 15: top on her till twenty three?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, thanks thanks mate, Bye bye, Andy. How
Speaker 2: don we just keep this going for Can I run
Speaker 2: this out till day?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 16: Today he Christian act.
Speaker 2: We can entrance aro Andy, Andy, you live on the
Speaker 2: radio on Gold. What's the story for us?
Speaker 1: Meete, I actually.
Speaker 16: Fell fell asleep in a inch of twenty four hour
Speaker 16: mountain bike race. So it's a mountain bike race that
Speaker 16: that you're literally on the track for twenty four hours
Speaker 16: and around about, so it's fat at midday and you're
Speaker 16: riding the way until midnight. And then it hit around
Speaker 16: about two o'clock and I started hitting a bit of
Speaker 16: a lull, as you would riding for fourteen hours straight. Yeah,
Speaker 16: and I thought I'll pull over for a pell.
Speaker 8: That it did in a ditch.
Speaker 16: So I cuddled up into the ditch near a tree, and.
Speaker 2: What puddling the bike.
Speaker 16: And I was sleeping away and the only annoying thing
Speaker 16: would keep on cava paths.
Speaker 2: Oh, you are right, that's amazing.
Speaker 16: Yeah, that was pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Great, all right, Andy, thank you very much and call
Speaker 2: make good on you.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast email here from Isabella.
Speaker 2: Uh, just a tail end of this morning's five to
Speaker 2: its Tuesday. One thing we'll talk about with parents and
Speaker 2: the rules they have for you. Christian works, so I
Speaker 2: can't call him. But we had a really strange rule
Speaker 2: growing up. We weren't allowed to eat boss Castle pies.
Speaker 2: What grab my attention. The company had their bakery in
Speaker 2: the next street over from us, so every morning the
Speaker 2: whole suburb would smell of onion. My mom was so
Speaker 2: sick of the smell. She decided if we didn't eat
Speaker 2: the pies, they'd got up business. Now, Chris, I'm sure
Speaker 2: if we tried a Boscastle pie, I have the very
Speaker 2: nice they're on the best around. So the loss of
Speaker 2: four customers was never really going to impact their sales.
Speaker 2: Live the show Better, I don't. That's the TYPEO for
Speaker 2: live the show even a show better. That's a great email.
Speaker 2: I love that four people wouldn't have the pies. They
Speaker 2: come out business kids, We'll see the back of them,
Speaker 2: will we will see out the boss Castle Corporation.
Speaker 3: There's another topic in places like businesses that your parents forbid.
Speaker 2: You go on, let's do that tomorrow. Yeah, mum's and
Speaker 2: dads and they're fat. Wise of that's it, No so
Speaker 2: of mine as ever gone back mind. I had to
Speaker 2: fall out with the chip shop after they overcharged him
Speaker 2: I think about forty two p and for ten years.
Speaker 2: We actually then slept for ages to go and they
Speaker 2: were the best fish and chip shop in town by far,
Speaker 2: and then were at the end of our road. I
Speaker 2: could walk there, but now we had to go in
Speaker 2: the car, so we will get less fish and chips.
Speaker 2: They even changed hands and I kept saying to my dad.
Speaker 2: They don't. There's not there anymore. I think he even
Speaker 2: died at one point. My dad went doesn't matter, So yeah,
Speaker 2: I think Dad fat, bars and bad that they rest.
Speaker 2: Like podcastle Pie that's on tomorrow's show if you want
Speaker 2: to get in early to the party. Christian at Gold
Speaker 2: one four three dot com dot Au the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Some thank yous now to people who in the last
Speaker 2: two hours of the show have gone to Gold one
Speaker 2: I four three dot com dot Au to pre order
Speaker 2: Bushfire really fundraising beer Heroes Gold. If you pre order
Speaker 2: it this week means you get it before anybody else,
Speaker 2: before he even goes to Dan Murphy's, and the way
Speaker 2: it's going at the moment, it might not even get
Speaker 2: to Dan Murphy's and BWS. So thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Thank you to Steve and Frankston. He's just bought a
Speaker 2: slab and did it during his smokeco break, which is
Speaker 2: very kind of him, even though he doesn't drink beer.
Speaker 2: Whiskey is Stevie Boy's poison, but he's got two sons
Speaker 2: at home who love drinking beer, so she reckons they
Speaker 2: will smash through it. Stephen Frankston, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Also Max in Heidelberg Heights, christ and I just paced
Speaker 2: my order this morning for a slab. Can't wait to
Speaker 2: taste it. I saw your video on the Gold FM website.
Speaker 2: I think the way you added the hots to the
Speaker 2: brew it was quite professional. Max. Even I know I
Speaker 2: simply just emptied the sack into it stood out the
Speaker 2: way because it was quite pongy. I got to keep them.
Speaker 2: I got to keep them safe, Patsy. But Max, thank
Speaker 2: you very much. In Heidelberg Heights.
Speaker 3: It does stink in the brewery, doesn't it. It doesn't smell
Speaker 3: like beer.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, not all yeasty Christian Jack and Bash
Speaker 2: just sort of slab of your heroes. Gold Beer cannot
Speaker 2: wait for its arrival. And also thank you very much
Speaker 2: for a Christmas card that I got last year. That's
Speaker 2: from Aaron bird Birdie, thank you very much. Also Frankston
Speaker 2: has fallen into the beer. Second order from Frankston. Thank you, Frankston.
Speaker 2: Frankston City Council. I'm getting. Yeah, old Julie Williams in
Speaker 2: the waste management department. You know Julie. She's at the
Speaker 2: transfer station Gatehouse. She's the officer there. We've ordered Heroes Beer.
Speaker 2: Hero's Beer this morning. Thank you very much, Hero's Gold
Speaker 2: will it forward to arriving. Thank you very much for
Speaker 2: for everything that you and Hawkers have done. Jules and Jax,
Speaker 2: thank you very much for s morning that also, thank
Speaker 2: you very much to Jeff McFarland has ordered a slab.
Speaker 2: It's even sent on the screenshot as well. Thank you
Speaker 2: very much. That's from Jeff. We're getting a slab. And
Speaker 2: in the last hour as well, Paul Harris in Mortlake
Speaker 2: has ordered. He's an interstate truck driver. He's ordered a
Speaker 2: carton to keep up the funds going. Thank you very
Speaker 2: much Paul as well John. The next half and now
Speaker 2: then we're doing an update on how much you've managed
Speaker 2: to buy so far in the second day of pre orders.
Speaker 2: And also some brand new jingles have come our way
Speaker 2: for you to hear as well.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show.
Speaker 2: Podcast Ready to Go, serving up some delicious Boscastle pies
Speaker 2: right now on the Time Waste getting ready for the
Speaker 2: Gold Run and girls. Okay, today's Time Waste is Builder
Speaker 2: Movies from the Builders. Listen to the show, good loyal listeners.
Speaker 2: They are your trainees, your builders that get on site,
Speaker 2: crank that monkey old radio up that's got plaster all
Speaker 2: over it, in paint, up and up loud that everyone
Speaker 2: can hear. And then they're out there in the blazing heat,
Speaker 2: all rain, all day long. Listen to this station Builder movies.
Speaker 2: What have I got? He's just not that into Oh no,
Speaker 2: that's a rubbish one.
Speaker 3: Now out of interest. We have to know, we have
Speaker 3: to know.
Speaker 2: Okay, some of those bigger building sites, you know they
Speaker 2: have unions. He's just not that into unions. Yeah, darl
Speaker 2: m for mortar, The Curious Case of Benjamin Builder. Tell
Speaker 2: you what was a good movie? Do you remember? Sliding doors?
Speaker 2: Where do you want the sliding doors? Builder movies? Where
Speaker 2: do you want the sliding doors? I know what you
Speaker 2: bid last summer. I know what you bid the auction,
Speaker 2: ah right and association. You know you're bid to get
Speaker 2: the house. Now we get reno.
Speaker 3: I think real estate.
Speaker 2: Footloose tiles or the tiles a little bit footloose tiles.
Speaker 2: Second thoughts, there were no gold ones, Jack, What have
Speaker 2: you got for builder movies?
Speaker 3: Smoko and the Bandit nice captain Philip's head.
Speaker 2: To shut it down. Now, well that's the investment of
Speaker 2: the year so far. Do that one.
Speaker 3: Again, Captain Phillip's Head.
Speaker 2: That is great, very good.
Speaker 3: The High Visit of Oz. The High Viz is the
Speaker 3: device with.
Speaker 2: Captains phillips Head. It's hard to get past.
Speaker 3: What about dude? Where's my Carpenter's square?
Speaker 2: Are you always snipping about the dude? Right now?
Speaker 1: You dipping into that the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Exciting you use. We're not even at the end of
Speaker 2: day two for pre orders for our bush Fire really
Speaker 2: fundraising beer Heroes Gold and so far we have six
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty slabs to get through a cap and
Speaker 2: we thought this would be going for a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks as Judi go do Dan Murphy's and BWS in
Speaker 2: two weeks time, about two weeks tomorrow. But you can
Speaker 2: pre order it at Gold one, four to three dot
Speaker 2: com do au and four hundred and twenty three slabs
Speaker 2: have now been purchased, thank you very much. That's amazing.
Speaker 2: Just two hundred and some more, not get into specifics,
Speaker 2: all right, just over two hundred a couple of other slabs.
Speaker 2: Maybe by the end of tomorrow, who knows, we could
Speaker 2: have completely sold out there. Maybe our good friends at
Speaker 2: Hawkers would do a bigger run that could run for
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks and a couple of months, and
Speaker 2: we can raise even more money.
Speaker 3: So we've sold exactly sixty five point zero seven percent
Speaker 3: of the slabs we have available.
Speaker 2: That's great if you wonder how Jack can do that
Speaker 2: so quickly, because this show does not do maths. You
Speaker 2: on that.
Speaker 3: Calculator calculator website percentage calculator dot net.
Speaker 2: Would you even know what you were taught to school
Speaker 2: about how to do percentagees long? Hard? Isn't it the
Speaker 2: thing over the other thing? Times one hundred over one?
Speaker 3: There is there one hundred in there.
Speaker 2: There has to because there's one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: I always try to do that kind of calculation and
Speaker 3: end up with like forty thousand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I don't know. We don't do masks
Speaker 2: on the show, but thank you so much. Please shoot
Speaker 2: us an email or just text us if that's easier.
Speaker 2: Four seventy five three one oh four three if you
Speaker 2: are ordering a four pack or going for a slab,
Speaker 2: so we can thank you because I know it's a
Speaker 2: tough time of year, so we really do appreciate it
Speaker 2: as well. But you're doing a really good thing. Now
Speaker 2: we have got some more jingles over the next week
Speaker 2: or two. We need a jingle. There's even an advertising
Speaker 2: company coming in today who have made big ads for
Speaker 2: like VB that want to do an advert for free
Speaker 2: that come in ideas because I think it's a great
Speaker 2: beer is worthy of a great TV advert. So we
Speaker 2: need a jingle at the moment. We really love this one.
Speaker 2: This came in before we even start asking for your
Speaker 2: home made jingles.
Speaker 6: A hero I need a Hero's cold at the end
Speaker 6: of the fights. Well, it's gotta be cold, and it's
Speaker 6: gotta be fresh, and it's gotta be flowing all night.
Speaker 2: It's hard to beat that, isn't it.
Speaker 16: Uh.
Speaker 2: Then we also had some sort of notable ones where
Speaker 2: people just improvising them stuck in traffic, like Sebastians.
Speaker 6: Shining in the lot one tonight, I denied fires tonight
Speaker 6: hears God.
Speaker 2: Shining in the lot, simple lyrics.
Speaker 3: Way yallard to fight yours God. That one is probably
Speaker 3: the biggest earwe though.
Speaker 2: Irrisistible hook Irison hooks. Then there was our friend Greg.
Speaker 17: Well, there's a lot more things to drinking than really
Speaker 17: meets the eye. All those fancy craft beers don't help
Speaker 17: to fight the fires me.
Speaker 2: I like heroes, heroes.
Speaker 1: God's the one.
Speaker 17: Tastes better than the others and raises lots of money.
Speaker 17: There for Christians, Jack and Patsy to raising lots of
Speaker 17: money will help to ease the pain up there for
Speaker 17: heroes heroes, Gold's the one tastes better than the others
Speaker 17: and raises.
Speaker 2: Lots of money. That's great too. There has been a
Speaker 2: new one. Are you ready for a different flavor? Yes? Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, So I just belet to you. There's no
Speaker 2: words to redscribe what you're about to hear other than
Speaker 2: thank you Val. It's a cover of very alb but
Speaker 2: well known song just so give your heads up. Vow's
Speaker 2: got a very very distinctive voice.
Speaker 18: Bel Donald says, Hello, Harpers, that's australingly strong.
Speaker 1: Lot of.
Speaker 2: Taste, like hair, ste How did that get the sensor?
Speaker 1: Do we have a show censor?
Speaker 2: Just be me baby?
Speaker 3: He is he putting on a muppet voice or is
Speaker 3: that his real singing voice.
Speaker 2: I think he's putting on a voice. Held good on you.
Speaker 2: It's really really funny. He's I'm trying to make that
Speaker 2: for the last two weeks and well worth his time
Speaker 2: once more. Vow just be baby, just be me, baby,
Speaker 2: turn up. Oh, I'll ride the dogs and cats all
Speaker 2: over howling. If you don't have any more homemade jingles,
Speaker 2: you can email them Christian at Gold one four three
Speaker 2: dot com dot Au. And if you can support the beer,
Speaker 2: it's a great cause. It's your beer Heroes Gold. You
Speaker 2: can find it now at Gold one four three dot
Speaker 2: com dot Au.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: You know who starts the old Tuesday fleeing.
Speaker 4: Oh it's personal training day.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, not Frank No no, no, that's all
Speaker 2: the other days of the week. No, it's the return
Speaker 2: of his real masters. Hey, miss shen Andy podcast to
Speaker 2: do with the team of eight thousand people working on it?
Speaker 2: Want to carry jack in?
Speaker 3: You guys are true masters.
Speaker 2: No, I've got a hot email to say for tomorrow's show.
Speaker 3: Their show is more like a hobby than I do.
Speaker 2: All right, so our time of today's show is a briefcase.
Speaker 2: Haw's a handle. We are back tomorrow morning when you
Speaker 2: wake up. Thanks for listening, and don't forget Gold one
Speaker 2: O four three dot com dot Au. Only two hundred
Speaker 2: and a little bit more of those slams to go
Speaker 2: on your be heroes, Goald, Let's see if we can
Speaker 2: get it sold out by tomorrow. Thank you very much,
Speaker 2: Hi Christian.
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