Speaker 1: Hello, it's me Artsimone.
Speaker 2: I had this grand idea to speak with the most regular,
Speaker 2: very normal, and painfully ordinary people. Boring that's what they
Speaker 2: seem like from first glance or first listen. But really
Speaker 2: they are concealing something from us. It might be a
Speaker 2: naughty secret, the most bizarre profession you've ever heard of,
Speaker 2: or a hobby that will make you go, how the
Speaker 2: bloody hell did they get into that? And it gets
Speaker 2: even better because I have no idea who these people
Speaker 2: are or what they're keeping concealed. I've got to do
Speaker 2: a bit of detective work to figure it out for us.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Concealed with Art Simone. Oh that's the guest,
Speaker 2: get that type rolling.
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm Anthony. I am from the Gold Coast and
Speaker 3: I used to be a carpenter, so outside of my work,
Speaker 3: I am a very keen surfer. Keen not necessarily good,
Speaker 3: but I am keening and also proud father to two wonderful,
Speaker 3: wonderful little girls. But there is a secret that I
Speaker 3: don't think Art Simone's going to get about me because
Speaker 3: it's not the kind of thing that you would hear
Speaker 3: in everyday conversation.
Speaker 1: How are you going, Anthony, very good.
Speaker 3: How are you.
Speaker 2: I'm doing very well. That would love you to meet you.
Speaker 2: Where are you streaming in from today?
Speaker 3: I am on the sunny Gold Coast.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so jealous.
Speaker 2: I love the Gold Coast only because it's just so
Speaker 2: disgustingly tacky and so am I.
Speaker 1: I love every single bit of it.
Speaker 2: Get me down Cavil Avenue with all the drunk bitches
Speaker 2: hanging out in front of the McDonald's, or you know,
Speaker 2: just Oh, I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it. I've got a star casino, spend lots
Speaker 1: of money.
Speaker 3: That's pretty humid. Now that's gonna play havoc with your hair.
Speaker 2: Well, the good news for you is my hair is plastic,
Speaker 2: so it'll survive. I'm going to describe you are very
Speaker 2: clean cut, good looking guy. You're in a nice at
Speaker 2: the moment. You're well kept, but slightly generic.
Speaker 3: Maybe I've done this on purpose. Maybe I'm trying to
Speaker 3: throw you off the same.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just I'm just trying to say there's nothing
Speaker 2: like strange or like interesting to describe about you. You're
Speaker 2: just like a nice looking person. Let me throw the
Speaker 2: ball back in your court. There's a lot more to
Speaker 2: describe on your screen. What you're looking at, isn't this?
Speaker 3: There's glits and glamour and shiny stuff and hair and makeup.
Speaker 2: Everywhere exactly, so please, I'm not being rude. I'm just
Speaker 2: calling it as I sees it, all right, all right,
Speaker 2: So yeah, surfing.
Speaker 1: You'd like to say, so you'd like to keep fit?
Speaker 1: Is that your like exercise?
Speaker 3: Yeah? That is my main form of back side be
Speaker 3: a very active person, like to be like to be
Speaker 3: out and about, like to be doing stuff.
Speaker 2: I'm running busy bee down all right, busy bee. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, you've got two kids. That's lovely. And you
Speaker 2: used to be a carpenter, so you're good with wood.
Speaker 3: I I am good with the wood.
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just checking, okay. And how long did
Speaker 2: you carpenter for the carp and teer?
Speaker 1: What's the word?
Speaker 3: How long did I mess around with wood for? Is
Speaker 3: the question? Yes? Ask So I started my own business
Speaker 3: when I was twenty one back in the UK. So
Speaker 3: had the business for about six or seven years, and
Speaker 3: then then that I went belly up.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so it didn't go well, Okay, failed business.
Speaker 1: Writing that down as well.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to ask you three questions, and from
Speaker 2: the answers to those three questions, I have to try
Speaker 2: and work out what it is you're concealing from me.
Speaker 2: So question number one, do you speak any other languages?
Speaker 3: So? I kind of do so. When I was at school,
Speaker 3: I learned German, so I speak a very small amount
Speaker 3: of German. If you know any German, don't start speaking
Speaker 3: to me in German because I won't be able to
Speaker 3: interpret what you say. There is another language that I understand. However,
Speaker 3: if I tell you, it might give a little bit
Speaker 3: too much away, so I'm still going to keep it
Speaker 3: a secret.
Speaker 2: I reckon you can talk Simlish. I reckon, that's what
Speaker 2: it is. That's what you're hiding from me. Simlish. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's what they speak on the sims the video game.
Speaker 1: I reckon.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh what Similish, no idea, But secretly you're
Speaker 2: like habadu badabad sababat okay. Question number two are you
Speaker 2: skeptical about anything?
Speaker 3: Yes, I am skeptical about some things, one of them
Speaker 3: specifically being I'm quite skeptical of I suppose the psychic realm.
Speaker 3: But I like to say I'm curiously skeptical, So I'm
Speaker 3: not a hard skeptic, whereas I'm curiously skeptical, so I'd
Speaker 3: say no way, but show me some proof and I
Speaker 3: might go along with it.
Speaker 2: Your psychic world, okay, well, I've met a lot of
Speaker 2: psychos in my life so and I've had no problem.
Speaker 3: With them, So slightly different world. But the.
Speaker 1: Third question I have for you is what would your
Speaker 1: superpower be?
Speaker 3: Am I only allowed one? Or can I have two? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You can have two, that's all right.
Speaker 3: Yeah. One of them would be to be able to
Speaker 3: read people's minds, and then the other one would be
Speaker 3: I reckon, be really cool if you could stop time?
Speaker 1: Stop it? Do you want the day to be any longer?
Speaker 1: Can you please?
Speaker 2: You're just going to look older quicker than other people.
Speaker 2: We don't want that, all right.
Speaker 3: Let's can I let me put a tweak on my superpart. Yes,
Speaker 3: I can freeze time and freeze aging without the use
Speaker 3: of any botox.
Speaker 1: That's agreed.
Speaker 2: All right, that's fun then, Okay, as long as I'm
Speaker 2: happy to get wiser, just not older visually. Okay, I
Speaker 2: think I've hit my peak and it's all downhill from now. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's recap failed business.
Speaker 3: Let's recap nothing interesting about this guy visually wonderful picture
Speaker 3: of him on this podcast.
Speaker 1: Actually this is the joy of the podcast.
Speaker 2: Okay, you just you know, you never know what's going
Speaker 2: to come out of my mouth. So no see from
Speaker 2: the Gold Coast former carpenter went tits up.
Speaker 1: Two kids like to serve. So you're active, good for you,
Speaker 1: busybody like that.
Speaker 2: You can almost speak a bit of German, but then
Speaker 2: you can also understand another language that you can't tell
Speaker 2: me simlish clearly. Okay, you're skeptical of the psychic realm,
Speaker 2: yet you want to read people's minds. I'm just you
Speaker 2: are just really challenging me today, aren't you, Anthony.
Speaker 1: Okay, so.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say that you have actually you've put
Speaker 2: up a few of these things to like throw me
Speaker 2: off the sand. But I reckon you are the inventor
Speaker 2: of the SIMS. I reckon you like work in computer computers.
Speaker 2: That's why, like your setup's really nice today, and you
Speaker 2: you're like actually a secret computer nerd and you invented
Speaker 2: the SIMS and simlish, am I right?
Speaker 3: No? And I'm a friend. You put me down, and
Speaker 3: you've now even referred to me as a.
Speaker 1: Nerd computer nerd it's a difference.
Speaker 3: But you're wrong. I'm a mentalist, which means that I
Speaker 3: read people's minds for a living. So I've been a
Speaker 3: mentalist for or just over twenty years. Got into it
Speaker 3: through doing magic and got more interested in the human
Speaker 3: mind and the way that it works. A mentalist indeed,
Speaker 3: a mentalist?
Speaker 1: What the facts are? Mentalist? Ah?
Speaker 2: So Anthony is not the inventor of simlish. No, he
Speaker 2: is a mentalist, and I have no idea what the
Speaker 2: hell that is. It just sounds like something my mum
Speaker 2: would call me, Mom.
Speaker 1: Are you listening? All right? We have just met Anthony
Speaker 1: and I found out he is a mentalist.
Speaker 2: Anthony, what the fuck is a mentalist? Please tell me?
Speaker 2: I want to know. I want to know.
Speaker 3: I describe it as I lie for a living, and
Speaker 3: I lie by pretending to be psychic. Can'ce the reason
Speaker 3: why I'm skeptical about the psychic industry because I give
Speaker 3: the illusion of being able to possess psychic powers when
Speaker 3: I know that there's a method behind what I'm doing.
Speaker 3: The way that I like to say is you've got
Speaker 3: magic and hypnosis, and mentalism sort of lives in the
Speaker 3: middle of those two things. So no one goes to sleep,
Speaker 3: and well, at least I hope no one goes to
Speaker 3: sleep in my show. So it's not a hypnosis show,
Speaker 3: but it's not so much a sleight of hand show.
Speaker 3: It's more of using the people as the props. And
Speaker 3: this is the reason why I say that I'm not psychickers,
Speaker 3: because there is a method to everything that I do. Yes,
Speaker 3: it's just the fun that is trying to work out
Speaker 3: what that method is. Is it misdirection, is it some
Speaker 3: sort of linguistic thing that I've said, Is it that
Speaker 3: I'm reading the other person. There's all these different things
Speaker 3: going on, and I think that's what makes it so
Speaker 3: interesting for an audience because they don't ever quite know.
Speaker 1: So what do you exactly do?
Speaker 2: So if I'm at a conference and Anthony you come
Speaker 2: out and go, hello, I'm your mentalist today, what happens?
Speaker 3: It depends on what I'm doing, So it'd either be
Speaker 3: doing a show or a keynote. So if I'm doing
Speaker 3: a show, I would come out and then perform demonstrations
Speaker 3: of apparently reading people's minds, well while the entire time
Speaker 3: saying I'm not actually reading your mind. If I'm doing
Speaker 3: a keynote, then what I would do is I'll come
Speaker 3: out and I will use my demonstrations of mentalism to
Speaker 3: share one of my other skills, which was the other
Speaker 3: language that I understand, which is body language. Ah.
Speaker 1: I see, yeah, it almost sounds like a sideshow thing.
Speaker 3: Yees. So it's pretty much an act that was very
Speaker 3: popular back in the vaudeville days, where you would have
Speaker 3: the mentalist stand on stage and apparently read the minds
Speaker 3: of everybody in the audience. So it's been around for years.
Speaker 3: I think it's made quite popular by the TV show
Speaker 3: The Mentalist with Simon Baker, where he used mentalism powers
Speaker 3: to go around and solve crimes. I don't solve many crimes.
Speaker 3: I just stand on stage and be entertainings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's er a performer essentially.
Speaker 3: I am former, not a computer nerd.
Speaker 2: So why do you like to go like to essentially
Speaker 2: be honest and say I'm a mentalist and I'm actually
Speaker 2: not reading your mind?
Speaker 1: Like why do you do that? Instead of being.
Speaker 2: Like, ooh, I'm a psychic and look at me, go like,
Speaker 2: why did you choose that instead of the other.
Speaker 3: For exactly the reason as to the way that you
Speaker 3: you've just described it. Of waving your arms and going, oh,
Speaker 3: look at me, now, that's not me as as a performer,
Speaker 3: as you've already pointed out, I'm very I'm very plain.
Speaker 3: There is nothing special about me. Wow.
Speaker 1: You're really holding on to it now, aren't.
Speaker 3: You, Anthony, I've been emotionally scarred.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, they've got a bruised ego here everyone,
Speaker 2: I'm bruis ego. Nah, you're fine. So you like that
Speaker 2: style of it. How did you get into it then? Like,
Speaker 2: were you a performer before any of this? No, because
Speaker 2: it's like a big jump to go from being a
Speaker 2: former carpenter to now standing on a stage in front
Speaker 2: of people.
Speaker 3: I suppose in a way you could look at it
Speaker 3: as I've gone from doing carpentry to performing miracles. It's
Speaker 3: quite biblical in some sort of senses. But I'm not
Speaker 3: a natural performer. If you had asked me when I
Speaker 3: was eighteen, if I had stood up on stage in
Speaker 3: front of a group of people, you would have got
Speaker 3: a very quick answer. If not really nervous, really nervous,
Speaker 3: socially awkward. When I was younger, it's one of the
Speaker 3: reasons why I got into magic. Having magic was a
Speaker 3: way to cheap, being interesting if you were down the
Speaker 3: pub because it run and have a conversation. It can
Speaker 3: we are to cook card any card.
Speaker 1: No, I totally get it.
Speaker 2: It means yeah, you can be like, hey, don't look
Speaker 2: at me, look at the magic trick. I'm doing it
Speaker 2: for the same reason I'm covered in glittering makeup and
Speaker 2: here because it's fun, and it can be like.
Speaker 1: Don't look at me, look at this.
Speaker 2: So how did you go from doing magic at the
Speaker 2: pub to making it your full time job?
Speaker 3: So when I had the carpentry business back in the UK,
Speaker 3: one of my clients used to run a cabaret night
Speaker 3: once a month and he heard that I did a
Speaker 3: bit of magic and asked if I'd go along and
Speaker 3: do a few tricks at his cabaret night. Now, this
Speaker 3: was the first time that I'd ever been asked to
Speaker 3: do it in what I would call it professional setting,
Speaker 3: actually being asked to do magic at an event rather
Speaker 3: than doing it at a pub because I'm trying to
Speaker 3: impress somebody. And I was that nervous in the lead
Speaker 3: up to the first gig that I had night sweats
Speaker 3: for about a week and the lead up to the event,
Speaker 3: you could run your hands down my body and you
Speaker 3: would got sweat come flying off it. Terrible. It was,
Speaker 3: It was terrible. I was really nervous, like that whole
Speaker 3: horrible brain that starts to kick in inside your mind
Speaker 3: that tells you that you don't know what you're doing,
Speaker 3: that fight out. This was a thing. On the night
Speaker 3: of the event, I arrived early, and I've been used
Speaker 3: to having a couple of couple of drinks to give
Speaker 3: me a bit of Dutch courage before getting out. I
Speaker 3: drank two bottles of white wine before I got up
Speaker 3: to do the first trip.
Speaker 1: Ever.
Speaker 2: Mother, I'm going to be making this third bottle of
Speaker 2: wine disappear.
Speaker 1: That's what I'd do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I got pulled back for the next about
Speaker 3: year and a half, so I couldn't have done too
Speaker 3: bad a job in that first one. And then that
Speaker 3: one thing led to another. Obviously, It's like anything in
Speaker 3: this entertainment. Well, do you have to do those really
Speaker 3: shit gigs?
Speaker 1: Tell me about it.
Speaker 2: I've had my fair share of shit gigs where absolutely
Speaker 2: everything goes wrong.
Speaker 1: But do you ever get it wrong? What's the worst
Speaker 1: thing that's happened?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Okay, this was the worst gig that
Speaker 3: I ever been booked for. So this was back in
Speaker 3: the back in the early days of my performing careers.
Speaker 3: This was I wasn't that comfortable on stage At this
Speaker 3: point in tom I used to do a lot of roving,
Speaker 3: and an agent had booked me for a wedding in Sydney,
Speaker 3: and I did do my due diligence and ask enough questions. Now,
Speaker 3: mentalism involves a lot of spoken word. There's a lot
Speaker 3: of you having to understand what it is that I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I was booked for a Vietnamese wedding for four hundred people,
Speaker 3: and only about fifty of them spoke fluent English. It
Speaker 3: was the longest half an hour of my.
Speaker 1: That would have seemed like eternity. You'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: do I get out of here.
Speaker 3: The other story which I have, there's a picture behind
Speaker 3: me of a routine which I do. It's it's kind
Speaker 3: of the thing that I've been known for, which is
Speaker 3: playing Russian Roulette with nail guns. So four nail guns,
Speaker 3: one of them gets loaded, I read the person's mind,
Speaker 3: and then three of the nail guns are fired at me.
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: What's this got to do with reading minds? Why are
Speaker 1: you playing with guns? Now? What is this nail guns on?
Speaker 3: You should know theeter. That's what it's all about. It's
Speaker 3: my moment.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to just bridge the How do you go
Speaker 2: from reading someone's mind to them being like, actually, I
Speaker 2: could get four nail guns and like almost like stabbed
Speaker 2: myself with one, Like what hell ha.
Speaker 3: So this piece, this Russi Roulette piece, came about because
Speaker 3: I was doing a TV piece and I needed something
Speaker 3: big and good and something that would be memorable. So
Speaker 3: I've always liked the idea of Russian Roulette type of effect.
Speaker 3: Me being a carpenter in my former life obviously lends
Speaker 3: itself to nail guns. The whole thing kind of worked out.
Speaker 2: See that's clever though, because if you had started this
Speaker 2: interview with a nail gun next to you, I would
Speaker 2: have thought you were very remarkable, just saying so, I
Speaker 2: can understand why you wouldn't want to use it for
Speaker 2: like a big TV gig, etc.
Speaker 1: So you know you should have brought the nail gun.
Speaker 1: Maybe I would have had a different opinion.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, I'm sorry for not bringing her ol guns.
Speaker 3: So these nail guns, they're all fired into me. Some
Speaker 3: of the three of them are empty. One of them
Speaker 3: is loaded. I had one of them fired into me. Now,
Speaker 3: these nail guns have gone a little pin that pushes
Speaker 3: the nails. When the nail comes out, it's got a pin. Now,
Speaker 3: even the empty ones have still got the pin inside them.
Speaker 3: So the person fired the gun into my stomach, but
Speaker 3: the gun had been bent, so the firing pin pierced
Speaker 3: my skin and I started bleeding. On stage. Everyone thought
Speaker 3: I'd been shot. I was no, I haven't been shot.
Speaker 3: I haven't been shot.
Speaker 1: It wasn't the one with the nail. I haven't flicked
Speaker 1: up yet. Don't worry. So have you stopped using a
Speaker 1: nail gun or no?
Speaker 3: I still use a nail gun.
Speaker 1: How do you even come up with the idea to
Speaker 1: use a nail gun? Like, how do these tricks start?
Speaker 2: Do you just sit down and try to work out
Speaker 2: some tricks and test out to see if they'll work.
Speaker 3: In a way. Yes, So I would just I would
Speaker 3: sort of think in my head what would make a
Speaker 3: really good show piece. I would take a collection of
Speaker 3: all the techniques that I know in order to achieve
Speaker 3: a certain outcome. Now, there are some mentalism effects out
Speaker 3: there that the other mentalists have shared, so they could
Speaker 3: be their routines. But then then I'll put my spin
Speaker 3: on it. I'll put my personality that average nothing extraordinary personality.
Speaker 3: I'll then put into the trick.
Speaker 2: Oh really, never upset a mentalist. This is this is
Speaker 2: probably a mentalist game. Now, this is the game now
Speaker 2: trying to wear me down, make me feel guilty.
Speaker 3: An't you you would drop it? Now I will drop it.
Speaker 2: I'm still confused how this works. So you don't read
Speaker 2: people's minds, but you kind of do. Are you just
Speaker 2: manipulating people? Then it is a mixture of different things.
Speaker 3: There will be some things where I'm using linguistic deception
Speaker 3: to make you say certain things. Other times I might
Speaker 3: be using hypnotic suggestion, so the words hypnotist produced but
Speaker 3: without putting you to sleep. Yeah. Other times it's down
Speaker 3: to statistics. It's a blend of all those different techniques
Speaker 3: woven together and understanding how humans behave that then allows
Speaker 3: me to create that illusion that I might be in
Speaker 3: control of your thoughts or being able to pluck thoughts
Speaker 3: out of your mind, which is the reason why I
Speaker 3: find it's so interesting because makes me quite irritating.
Speaker 1: To be honest, what is the magic and mentalism community? Like,
Speaker 1: are they all right or are they all like a
Speaker 1: bunch of like protective people that are like, no, don't
Speaker 1: talk to me, you might steal my trick.
Speaker 3: It is a strange world. It is a strange world.
Speaker 3: I do think that a lot of people who get
Speaker 3: into magic were probably similar to me in that they
Speaker 3: might have been slightly socially nervous, socially awkward. So I
Speaker 3: think there's a lot of that in the magic world.
Speaker 3: You've also got to remember it's a world of secrets.
Speaker 3: We try to hide everything. So as you get into
Speaker 3: the magic world and you start to build a reputation,
Speaker 3: that's when you will start to have that really supportive
Speaker 3: community that are helping each other. But at the initial
Speaker 3: stages there is this Yep, you're welcome into the community,
Speaker 3: but don't expect to find out lots of secrets straight away.
Speaker 3: You've got to show us that you're worthy of having
Speaker 3: the secrets. It is a really strange world.
Speaker 2: No, I mean that sounds like the drag community too.
Speaker 2: It's like you start as a drag queen, you go, oh,
Speaker 2: how do I do my makeup? And everyone's like, you'll
Speaker 2: work it out. Yourself, go on, get out of here, love,
Speaker 2: because that's a very secretive thing. You know, we all
Speaker 2: have special application techniques.
Speaker 3: So is there a lot of rivalry in your world?
Speaker 1: Dalling.
Speaker 3: Of course there is in terms of like being accused
Speaker 3: of stealing other people's ideas and pagiarism and all this
Speaker 3: kind of thing.
Speaker 2: Oh, there's a scandal at the moment because someone's stolen
Speaker 2: my specific mix of a show that I do and
Speaker 2: they're performing it at the moment, and I am very
Speaker 2: upset about it. They're going around doing my custom Kylie
Speaker 2: Minogue Medali and it's mine because I paid for it
Speaker 2: and I organized it. So yes, there's lots of stealing
Speaker 2: that happens.
Speaker 3: Ah, So what can you do if somebody is stealing
Speaker 3: other people's material? Does everyone gang up with their wigs
Speaker 3: and makeup on and chase them with pitchfork? So what happens?
Speaker 3: Or did they get outsted on the internet? What happens?
Speaker 1: No, you just get over it.
Speaker 2: You just get over it because you know what, you
Speaker 2: can take my mix, but you can't take my personality.
Speaker 2: So it's fine, you can have it, Love, I needed
Speaker 2: a new one anyway.
Speaker 3: That's what sets you apart. From it from everybody else
Speaker 3: is having that point of difference because it's you who's
Speaker 3: doing it. Yeah, anybody could do the trick, but could
Speaker 3: they do it like you?
Speaker 1: I think it's time that you did one on me.
Speaker 1: Do you want to do? You want to do? You
Speaker 1: want to be mental on me? Be mental on me?
Speaker 3: All right? I have got here four bags. I put
Speaker 3: some numbers in front of them. What's inside each one
Speaker 3: of these bags is a block of wood with a
Speaker 3: hole in it.
Speaker 1: Not a fucking nail again, lead have it?
Speaker 3: You learn aad the dear and a nail.
Speaker 2: So you've got four paper bags. Each of them are
Speaker 2: sitting behind a number from one to four. All of
Speaker 2: them have blocks of wood in them, but one has
Speaker 2: a nail sticking up out of the wood.
Speaker 1: I like where this is going.
Speaker 3: So what I'm going to do is I'm going to
Speaker 3: take them. I'm going to mix them around a little bit.
Speaker 3: And one I promise you is I'm not doing any
Speaker 3: weird dodgy stuff, not like you'll be doing.
Speaker 1: So I'm paying so much attention.
Speaker 3: Okay, Now, be honest. You don't actually know where about
Speaker 3: the nail is at all? Do you? No?
Speaker 1: But I think it's number three.
Speaker 3: You think it's number three. Yeah, Well, this is either
Speaker 3: going to be the end of the podcast very very
Speaker 3: very quickly, or it's gonna be a moment of amazement
Speaker 3: for you. This is what's gonna happen. Art. You're gonna
Speaker 3: say any one of these numbers. The number that you say,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna slam my hand as hard as I can
Speaker 3: onto the bag. So my hand is literally down to.
Speaker 2: Your choices, all right, Jesus if it goes wrong, Okay,
Speaker 2: I will feel a bit of a prick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's an applaud to that one. I like that one.
Speaker 3: That was good. So choose one of the bags one, two, three,
Speaker 3: or four. We're gonna slam my hand on whichever one
Speaker 3: you say, which one you want.
Speaker 1: To go for?
Speaker 3: Art Three, Number three. That's when you thought that the
Speaker 3: nail was in though, wasn't it. Yeah? Okay, I thought
Speaker 3: that you and I had built some rapport. I thought
Speaker 3: that we had almost become friends. However, you're now asking
Speaker 3: me to slam my hand down on the very bag
Speaker 3: that you think has a nail in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but when you put the block in there, you
Speaker 2: could have taken the nail. Lad I didn't say what
Speaker 2: happened on the inside.
Speaker 3: You are so skeptical. Here we go, number three, There
Speaker 3: we go, one, two go. That is one out of
Speaker 3: the way. We left with three dogs. Were left with
Speaker 3: three bags.
Speaker 2: So you've just smashed your hand against it. You don't
Speaker 2: have a hole in your hand. The nail wasn't your fire.
Speaker 1: No blood.
Speaker 2: Okay, we've got three bags left. Okay, forget the numbers
Speaker 2: of the bags. Now the brown bags now have colors
Speaker 2: assigned to them.
Speaker 3: We've got red, blue, yellow, red, blue, yellow. I'm trying
Speaker 3: to influence your choices. This is red, this is blue,
Speaker 3: this is yellow. Which color would you like me to squash? Red?
Speaker 3: Blue or yellow?
Speaker 1: Yellow?
Speaker 3: Red? Blue? Yellow? This one here? One, two, three?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you bleeding?
Speaker 3: No? No, no blood, trust me, blood no blood. If
Speaker 3: that goes wrong, you will know audibly because I will screen.
Speaker 1: You should do a Halloween version where everything goes wrong?
Speaker 1: Would that be fun?
Speaker 3: Well, because I could probably only do it once a
Speaker 3: year because for the rest of you I'll be trying
Speaker 3: to recover.
Speaker 1: No, it could be fake.
Speaker 2: You should do like one trick where you've got like
Speaker 2: blood capsules in one of the bags, Like, oh, trick,
Speaker 2: char it was just tomato sauce.
Speaker 1: We could collab, We could collab. I think I feel
Speaker 1: a collab coming on.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're left with two bags. I want you to
Speaker 3: name two two famous people. Name two famous people for me.
Speaker 1: Oh, Sonny and share.
Speaker 3: A good choice? Good choice. So this one's Sonny, This
Speaker 3: one's Share.
Speaker 1: Kill Sonny, kill Sunny. Same share? Keep share, yeah, keep sharing? Okay,
Speaker 1: so wait, now there's two bags left.
Speaker 2: You have a fifty to fifty chance of smashing your
Speaker 2: hand down onto the nail and butchering your hand.
Speaker 1: Ha ha, do it? Do it?
Speaker 3: One? Two? There we go? Sonny, is God leaving us
Speaker 3: just one used before I have taken If I reach
Speaker 3: in and grab out the nail. There it is, there,
Speaker 3: the block of wood with Oh you managed to avoid
Speaker 3: me getting stabbed. Well done you. I'm not covered or
Speaker 3: surrounded by sandwich bags. There we go. Were you impressed
Speaker 3: with that one after?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I wasn't until the last one. Until the end, I
Speaker 2: was like, all right, just gonna smash them all. What's
Speaker 2: the point of that?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: So you've just you didn't smash the last bag.
Speaker 3: You saved share that would be stupid.
Speaker 1: And you opened up Share and there was the woodblock
Speaker 1: with the nail. Indeed, I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: what happened.
Speaker 3: Now, I just messed with your head, didn't even mess
Speaker 3: up your hair to do it.
Speaker 2: So Anthony isn't the inventor of simlish. He is actually
Speaker 2: a mentalist. Oh wow, that was really impressive actually, but
Speaker 2: I kind of.
Speaker 1: Wanted to see him get nailed.
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