Speaker 1: It is a Christian O'Connor show podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh my word, what a day I've got today. So
Speaker 2: eleven am. I woke up this morning happy, then immediately
Speaker 2: tense because I realized, no matter how great, the next
Speaker 2: three hours is on the show at eleven am. Today
Speaker 2: is this photo shoot with the herald Son, and it's
Speaker 2: the whole family are now on board. The herald Son
Speaker 2: want to do a feature about us moving here, how
Speaker 2: my kids have gone on, how my wife's got on,
Speaker 2: how the radio show's gone and all this, which is
Speaker 2: all great. However, we've never done a family photo shoot together,
Speaker 2: and there now I wish we'd done it years ago
Speaker 2: when they are eight or nine. Right, I was a
Speaker 2: golden god to them, right, I could do no wrong.
Speaker 2: They did whatever I told them, They went to bed
Speaker 2: when I said it. Whereas now suddenly at fourteen and sixteen,
Speaker 2: the very worst time, the worst time in the world
Speaker 2: to do a photo shoot with them, right, it is
Speaker 2: going to be a nightmare.
Speaker 3: Today at eleven am.
Speaker 2: Let's just factor in. I've now had to broke a
Speaker 2: deal to pay them to be in it.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, you're a dad. I knew the boss.
Speaker 3: Do you know what they are.
Speaker 2: It's like being in a house with fundamentalists. I'll tell
Speaker 2: you what they are, fascists. If I had a statues
Speaker 2: to whom in my God, I mean.
Speaker 3: Bringing it down right now and.
Speaker 4: Sawing the legs off.
Speaker 3: I should bring the wrong people what they do years
Speaker 3: miss rule. Yesterday, I said, look, please just do it.
Speaker 3: You know I rarely asked you to do anything. It's
Speaker 3: I said, it's just something in years to come.
Speaker 2: You're going to show maybe your children about what happened
Speaker 2: when you when we moved to Australia as a family
Speaker 2: and you might be somewhere else in the world. And
Speaker 2: my fourteen year old look me in the eye calmly said,
Speaker 2: your need for me to do this is greater than
Speaker 2: my need to do it.
Speaker 3: It's like she's seeing through the dad matrix. I was like,
Speaker 3: can you be my agent? I'm sack that guy And
Speaker 3: he was like yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Where do you start with negotiations? I mean you don't
Speaker 4: have to put a dollar figure on it. But are
Speaker 4: they making good bank?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They both go to me like this When I agreed
Speaker 2: the deal with both of them, right, so they're both
Speaker 2: get the same amount of money.
Speaker 3: They both go and cash. What else are you going
Speaker 3: to do a bank account? We'll give you a discount
Speaker 3: for cash. So if we've got to go through the
Speaker 3: whole tax thing, then it's going to a be a
Speaker 3: bit high. We're not paying GST on this one. Again.
Speaker 3: Dad like doing the dog poop pick. Okay, cash talks
Speaker 3: in this world.
Speaker 2: So yeah, when you see that photo shoot of a
Speaker 2: happy looking family, you'll see a sad, dead eyed man
Speaker 2: just thinking about how much it costs me for a
Speaker 2: fake photo shoot.
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Speaker 2: The other thing that happened yesterday is because the photo
Speaker 2: shoot was at home, we had to clean so many times,
Speaker 2: like really just cleaning and cleaning. My wife is at
Speaker 2: fever pitch with this because they're coming in her house
Speaker 2: and she's paranoid Chris that people are gonna judge what
Speaker 2: the cushions look like. They're gonna they're gonna look around them. Actually,
Speaker 2: we all do that with someone's home, don't you know.
Speaker 4: That's the first thing you do, you past the faces.
Speaker 2: And what annoys me is it's nothing about this general's
Speaker 2: I'm doing this interview.
Speaker 3: It's to promote the radio show.
Speaker 2: If it brings a couple of people across and they're
Speaker 2: kind of interested in what we do and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: That's great. Okay, what someday I'm being judged my cushions,
Speaker 2: not the strength of what I do on the radio
Speaker 2: or anything on that. It's all about the cushions and
Speaker 2: how so we've got extra cushions in. My wife could
Speaker 2: barely sleep last night. She's so wide about this and
Speaker 2: her thing as well as like and the other thing is, Chris,
Speaker 2: I know you're going to say they're not going to
Speaker 2: do this, but the will they're going to judge what
Speaker 2: I look like as your wife.
Speaker 5: That's a lot of pressure.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So yesterday Patsy, because you know you can't go and
Speaker 2: see like your manicurists.
Speaker 3: And all this. Guess what I had to do yesterday evening?
Speaker 2: First time in twenty two years of marriage. I had
Speaker 2: to I didn't know this was a thing. Sarah started
Speaker 2: getting really upset with the week and going, I can't
Speaker 2: even I can't believe it, Dan Andrews, you know I
Speaker 2: can't go and see.
Speaker 5: My lash lady and here's the lashes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. This is the thing. The lash
Speaker 3: lady is. You ladies have your eyelashes.
Speaker 5: What are they painted extension?
Speaker 4: Yeah, they like tie a little lash onto the end
Speaker 4: of each individual lash, like a fishing line disorder.
Speaker 3: What did they do?
Speaker 4: Bank has had somebody come around to the house before
Speaker 4: that's that's slide backwards on the couch and the lady
Speaker 4: is like stitched a little eyelash on the end of
Speaker 4: every eye.
Speaker 2: All this happens when I'm not around them, So it
Speaker 2: goes Michelle the lash lady can't come around with who
Speaker 2: is Michelle the lash ladies? Oh, it's normally when you're
Speaker 2: out and about she comes to my ashes. She can't
Speaker 2: come in. I can't meet her in the park.
Speaker 3: Imm agret of all these manicurists working in the park
Speaker 3: again like spots up a tree, just coming back up.
Speaker 3: Come go ladies, all those now ladies you see on
Speaker 3: park benches. Put ladies feet in those little fish tanks.
Speaker 2: So anyway, yesterday evening, yes and even right in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Then my life has got this kit where she had
Speaker 2: to close her eyes for ten minutes with some sort
Speaker 2: of plaster underneath her eyelids. Well, I got a what's
Speaker 2: that thing you put your eyelash makeup on with?
Speaker 5: What's that called muscara brush.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of those, and I had to dye them,
Speaker 2: oh oh, like paint them like that, mistakingly like the
Speaker 2: sisteinething like an Angelo doing that, you know, try not
Speaker 2: to get any on her eyelid.
Speaker 3: And I said to her, how close up.
Speaker 2: Do you think they're going to be going in this
Speaker 2: photo shoot? And then I found myself getting pounder with
Speaker 2: hang on a minute, what the state am I lashes
Speaker 2: waiting to worry about this, and then she started get out.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize she has a secret stash of moisturizer.
Speaker 2: We have a moisturizer like a keels thing we shared together.
Speaker 3: Then I saw her get out like a secret thing,
Speaker 3: open up this beautiful box it went and it sort
Speaker 3: of made this noise like this.
Speaker 5: Ah.
Speaker 2: Now under my wife looks, even though she's three years
Speaker 2: older than me, looks about ten years younger.
Speaker 3: She's got this serrum and stuff like that. I was
Speaker 3: allowed as a treat last night to have some sick
Speaker 3: on my face, but she said, because your face is
Speaker 3: bigger than mine, we have to use exparingly. So I've
Speaker 3: only got a modicum of serum on mine.
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Speaker 2: The other worst thing I had to do yesterday, which
Speaker 2: I've never had to do clean the windows.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, how do you get onrid of those streaks?
Speaker 5: You die?
Speaker 3: I don't know window cleaners do it.
Speaker 2: I now I appreciate what a window cleaner does with
Speaker 2: that squeege in a bucket.
Speaker 3: How did they get the streaks?
Speaker 4: I'm actually I'm a bit of an expert at that.
Speaker 4: I'll have to give you some tips. So my mother
Speaker 4: in law came over last she was so horrified by
Speaker 4: the dustiness of our windows. We went out to a
Speaker 4: special cleaning place, not just the supermarket cleaning aisle, a
Speaker 4: special cleaning place where cleaners go to get their gear.
Speaker 4: And we got a special squeegee, a special extension handle,
Speaker 4: and a special like you put over the squeegee to
Speaker 4: first soap it up.
Speaker 2: You're right, my mother in law's, aren't that where they
Speaker 2: do that thing where they run their hand and on
Speaker 2: the top of things.
Speaker 3: Even she's on it shortly to bito to.
Speaker 2: The top of the door and go not that with
Speaker 2: that had No one can see above that unless we've
Speaker 2: got the Harlem globe.
Speaker 3: Trots is coming around to stae Us, and what is
Speaker 3: about mother in law's. They do like inspections.
Speaker 4: Our house comes up cleaner than brand new for the week.
Speaker 3: That couldn't get it any quicker after a kill session,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 4: We need her at the moment. Actually, speaking of cleaning,
Speaker 4: we've got a rental inspection, something I haven't had in
Speaker 4: years and years.
Speaker 3: Those things are the worse.
Speaker 2: Aren't they any way to not give some of that
Speaker 2: money aback the deposit.
Speaker 4: Because we're living out of home at the moment. We're
Speaker 4: in this temporary accommodation and we go back home in November.
Speaker 4: So they're bringing in a rental inspector this week to
Speaker 4: find somebody new for the property. And we've got to
Speaker 4: do the old school, like clean everything in the house.
Speaker 4: It reminds me of the sharehouse days, whereas was there
Speaker 4: anything worse than being in.
Speaker 3: That normal day to day life and a sharehouse carnage.
Speaker 2: It's animal house, isn't it, Like it's toil hasn't ever
Speaker 2: been cleaned in months.
Speaker 4: It was a stalemate at all times of like who's
Speaker 4: going to do this pile of dishes until there's no
Speaker 4: dishes left, Who's going to clean the bathroom? And and
Speaker 4: Biancher and I are going through that at the moment
Speaker 4: and have to get it ready for a rental inspection.
Speaker 3: It's awful.
Speaker 5: You've got your bed in the lounge room jack in
Speaker 5: between the couches.
Speaker 2: Do you know what that dog's been doing as well
Speaker 2: in that place? Yes, peeing on the balcony or whatever
Speaker 2: you call. Don't I about cleaning the windows and boasting
Speaker 2: about that pulling that balcony.
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Speaker 3: So have we done what everything else? Did? Yesterday?
Speaker 2: Try to try and book stuff in? Because I noticed
Speaker 2: that restaurants all went online yesterday. Say look hopefully November
Speaker 2: the first November, so we're going to start taking advanced bookings.
Speaker 2: Did you all start to get on the phones yesterday
Speaker 2: go online try and book stuff in?
Speaker 3: What did you do, Patsy?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well I was surprised actually because I went online to
Speaker 5: the hairdresser. I'm already booked in Wednesday, as I told
Speaker 5: you about yesterday, and I actually managed to get one
Speaker 5: last night for or to try rim. So she got
Speaker 5: an appointment at five thirty and they were like Spencer
Speaker 5: Street in there. The phone did not stop. It was incredible.
Speaker 3: What I think you told me about the midnight opening.
Speaker 5: For someone Joey Scadizo.
Speaker 4: Is like a hairdresser to the stars.
Speaker 5: To the stars, what.
Speaker 3: A great phrase. Anything to the stars?
Speaker 2: Yes, you know, who are these various people who've been
Speaker 2: unelected to the stars.
Speaker 3: We start walking around and going, we are the breakfast
Speaker 3: show to the stars. When the stars want to make
Speaker 3: the show, they come to us.
Speaker 4: We should just start saying, to start saying.
Speaker 3: Don't even what about were number one? To forget that?
Speaker 3: All right, that's old school showbiz to the stars, a
Speaker 3: show to the stars.
Speaker 5: He opened his cell on in south here at midnight.
Speaker 3: For stars only. Well, nice, You've got like bodyguards and
Speaker 3: a red carpet outside. You know, bet Jude's going in
Speaker 3: to get a short back in side.
Speaker 5: I think it was a T shirt. All the osters
Speaker 5: were there, apparently wanting their hair.
Speaker 3: Is that in this town? Is getting a trim? Is
Speaker 3: the biggest Jim?
Speaker 5: Who is the bit?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 5: Beck's up there, isn't she a big jud So yeah,
Speaker 5: they opened their doors at midnight and midnight.
Speaker 4: But every every barber and hairdresser year drove past yesterday.
Speaker 4: You guys would have seen it too. A line out
Speaker 4: the door.
Speaker 2: It's like bee Tillmania just in Mildrum, Hampton and the Channel.
Speaker 3: Seven news crew. It's a gift for the news crew,
Speaker 3: isn't it. There was one of those guys. Why are
Speaker 3: they always walking to the camera excited when they're out
Speaker 3: and about on the street.
Speaker 2: Why you just stand there? Why do you need to
Speaker 2: walk at us while the cameraman moves back. He's like
Speaker 2: he's coming in the front room and going slow down, mate, Okay,
Speaker 2: well get it.
Speaker 3: Why is the news always on the move?
Speaker 2: He was doing that thing where they're so excited that
Speaker 2: there's news to talk about that isn't just about the
Speaker 2: numbers every day anyway. He's outside some barbershops, some gentlemen's
Speaker 2: barbershop on Hampton Street that was packed and he was
Speaker 2: in there yelling at the camera.
Speaker 3: Walking out in the streets.
Speaker 2: I mean they're they're walking, those reporters do every single
Speaker 2: day for us. Have you booked on anything, Jack?
Speaker 4: My mum didn't even wait till yesterday Sunday. She's been
Speaker 4: trying to book her sixtieth birthday for the family to
Speaker 4: go away since.
Speaker 3: She's eighty two. Now, you're so elusive to title agreed
Speaker 3: to anything.
Speaker 4: The first booking we held was August and then she
Speaker 4: kept putting it back. She wants to go out of
Speaker 4: town up to Bright and Yes, on Sunday she sent
Speaker 4: us a screen grab if you know how you get
Speaker 4: that list of all the dot points of what Dan
Speaker 4: Andrews's new plan is for Unlucky and she circled one
Speaker 4: about families. It was a real technical breakdown, like if
Speaker 4: you're with families, you can travel together somewhere. So she
Speaker 4: has booked in the sixtieth birthday again for the end
Speaker 4: of the November.
Speaker 2: And Bright is the holiday destination to the stars. That's
Speaker 2: just not forget.
Speaker 4: All the A listeners will be there.
Speaker 1: Hello Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So next weekend the Grand Final, Grand Final light no other.
Speaker 2: It's not going to bet the MCG which would come
Speaker 2: to but before that, the Grand Final isn't just about
Speaker 2: the game for you guys, It's about the whole day.
Speaker 2: It's the coming together of mates to enjoy the end
Speaker 2: of the season. It's the whole spectacle, isn't it's food,
Speaker 2: it's drinking, it's friends. Take that away this year it's
Speaker 2: going to feel very strange for all if you just
Speaker 2: sat in the evening Saturday night watching the game.
Speaker 3: It just we feel really different.
Speaker 4: And tell me if this is the same for you,
Speaker 4: I'll be watching it with Bianca, but she'll pick up
Speaker 4: a book. By the five minute mark in the first quarter,
Speaker 4: Sarah's already.
Speaker 3: Said to me.
Speaker 2: Sarah said, I'm going to feel sorry for you Saturday night,
Speaker 2: you know, because your mates an't going to be that
Speaker 2: will watch the game and that she said, I can't
Speaker 2: watch a bit of it with you and I I
Speaker 2: don't need a sympathy.
Speaker 3: Okay, I might just have a bath.
Speaker 5: But not even the spectacle of the Grand Final parade either.
Speaker 5: Friday week this week, isn't it, you know?
Speaker 2: Although we still get the public holiday, it's not moment
Speaker 2: too much about the fact it's not here a victoria.
Speaker 2: Keep it quiet or we lose that as well. Just
Speaker 2: gonna are you still gonna have you kind even play
Speaker 2: the game you normally play. Remind everyone what you do
Speaker 2: on the morning of.
Speaker 4: The Yeah, honestly my favorite day of the year Grand
Speaker 4: Final days. Since I was in high school. My bunch
Speaker 4: of may two I'm still friends with now have played
Speaker 4: a game on the morning of the Grand Final.
Speaker 3: I love this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do a scratch match full twenty minute quarters and
Speaker 4: then drag our sore bodies because we don't play at
Speaker 4: all throughout the year. So drag our saw bodies to
Speaker 4: the barbecue and it really is the best day of
Speaker 4: the year. And yeah, it's going to be so sad
Speaker 4: to not have it this year.
Speaker 2: And if another person tells me, like, why didn't you
Speaker 2: hang out on zoom during this zoom? No, No, I'm
Speaker 2: done soon this year. I'm done with that thing, just
Speaker 2: opening up that sad old laptop. You know, twice a
Speaker 2: week have to zoom my parents. It's like they're on
Speaker 2: an international space station orbiting and they come into contact.
Speaker 3: Once I'm done with Zoom. Some of my friends said,
Speaker 3: why don't we go to walk together before the game
Speaker 3: just to hang out?
Speaker 2: And we're not doing that. I'll go for a walk
Speaker 2: together before the game. It's just going to be different this,
Speaker 2: you know. I keep looking at that. I keep thinking,
Speaker 2: maybe I misheard what Dan said, maybe meant it without
Speaker 2: meaning it. You know, when he said, what's the subtext
Speaker 2: of when he said do the right thing?
Speaker 3: Did he mean like for Victoria's that means wa'ts the
Speaker 3: ground final with your mate? Did he wink?
Speaker 2: Did anyone else see Dan Andrews out with a thumb
Speaker 2: up in the air like get in there.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure the sign language person did.
Speaker 2: Yes, I saw a double thumbs up on the sign
Speaker 2: person and like that for like chugging beer.
Speaker 4: And then that little case and what you do with
Speaker 4: the circles of your thumb and your finger.
Speaker 2: So it's going to be at the Gabba this weekend.
Speaker 2: It's going to be a night game as well. But
Speaker 2: the big thing is it's obviously not the MCG which
Speaker 2: is why this week we have well we've now it's
Speaker 2: passed us. We've captured the essence, the atmosphere from the
Speaker 2: g into a Sharon. Jackpost and Shane Crawford were down
Speaker 2: at gate To yesterday at ten past eight yesterday morning,
Speaker 2: seriously with a compressor.
Speaker 3: Here's what happened yesterday morning where they were.
Speaker 2: Outside the mcg capturing the g the ball. Now the
Speaker 2: Sharon is on its way to the Gabba Thursday morning.
Speaker 2: It's going to be released the atmosphere of the MCG
Speaker 2: into the Gamma. Here's what happened yesterday, starting with Shank
Speaker 2: Crawford's rousing speech.
Speaker 8: For the first time since the birth of our game,
Speaker 8: for the first time in ninety eight years, the Grandfather
Speaker 8: will be played. Beyond our borders and our great city.
Speaker 8: Four X is no VB, and the Gamma is no MCG.
Speaker 8: You might not be able to see it, but you
Speaker 8: can feel it. You can feel it in your phones,
Speaker 8: whether the Southern Stand rolls or in the pit of
Speaker 8: your stomach. When one hundred thousand Melbournie, it's hold their breado.
Speaker 8: It's the coasts of Grand Finals, pass and hover a
Speaker 8: puppet two if the hunts, the tears, the broken dreams,
Speaker 8: those filters.
Speaker 3: And while we can't.
Speaker 8: Recreate the gs famous atmosphere, we can capture it by
Speaker 8: hiring he high boiled industrial air compressor, pumping it into
Speaker 8: a share and posting it.
Speaker 3: Express to the gamma. Jack, let's borrow up. The moment
Speaker 3: has come. It's time to capture the Jack. She's done
Speaker 3: started turning it up.
Speaker 9: Really crank it up.
Speaker 3: Jack. Oh my god, it's starts to suck.
Speaker 9: Him in right now. I can hear them.
Speaker 3: You've got them, guys, We've got it. Turn it off.
Speaker 3: That's it, seen it, seen it.
Speaker 4: We've captured the jag.
Speaker 2: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast Tomorrow Show. We do this
Speaker 2: twice a year and it's it's it's a joy to do.
Speaker 2: It's an amazing thing to do. We're going to call
Speaker 2: someone up tomorrow morning and literally one funk call, we
Speaker 2: are going to change somebody's life.
Speaker 3: It's amazing.
Speaker 2: The Royal Melbourne Hospital Home Lottery is the big drawer
Speaker 2: tomorrow morning and it's where we give away a home
Speaker 2: worth about three and a half million fat It is
Speaker 2: exactly that three and a half million in Glen Iris,
Speaker 2: This beautiful mats a home the Jack and I have seen.
Speaker 2: And you also get, because you might be thinking that's
Speaker 2: a pretty good prize, could you chuck in anything as well,
Speaker 2: also get quarter of a million dollars worth of gold,
Speaker 2: which I still find amazing. The three and a half
Speaker 2: million dollar house is a great prize. And then you
Speaker 2: get quarter of a million dollars worth of actual gold,
Speaker 2: like actual gold bars you have to shove in your
Speaker 2: pockets and get on the bus and go home with.
Speaker 2: So that is tomorrow morning at ten past eight, and
Speaker 2: we've been blessed over the last sort of two and
Speaker 2: a half years of doing this. Do you remember the first
Speaker 2: one we did it was the Firefighter.
Speaker 4: Then we couldn't get hold off, had to ring the
Speaker 4: fire station, Yeah.
Speaker 2: And actually waste their time trying to get older guy
Speaker 2: who is obviously that phone line is for fires and
Speaker 2: cats up trees and the raw Melton Hospital homew It's
Speaker 2: like the ninth emergency service, isn't it really for us?
Speaker 2: And then there was the guy I remember who had
Speaker 2: just lost his job. Is a graphic designer in his fifties,
Speaker 2: very tough industry to try and find more work when
Speaker 2: some of these young kids coming out a university who
Speaker 2: are hooping up all the jobs, A few jobs are around,
Speaker 2: and he just refused to believe, was almost angry to
Speaker 2: begin with. He actually thought it was some kind of
Speaker 2: I mean, what kind of brank calls do.
Speaker 3: You do here in Australia. He just refused.
Speaker 2: He was actually annoyed at the beginning going He actually
Speaker 2: said to me, you better not be winding me up.
Speaker 3: And so we married to convince them. The case is
Speaker 3: to convince him it's legit. I guess if.
Speaker 2: Someone called me out of the blue, you probably forgot
Speaker 2: you even got the card, even younger tickets to do
Speaker 2: the Royal Melbourne Hospital Home lottery draw, you probably forgot
Speaker 2: you did it or I think it was I'm not
Speaker 2: actually going to get the phone call, and this year
Speaker 2: has been utter chaos, and then suddenly get a phone
Speaker 2: called ten past eight with someone saying, yeah, we just
Speaker 2: done that draw thing.
Speaker 3: Do you remember that?
Speaker 2: And you've won it on the chances of that, So
Speaker 2: your life as you know it is over. It's a
Speaker 2: strange thing, but that will be happening tomorrow morning.
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Speaker 2: Because I say, shorter week this week for us. We
Speaker 2: finished on Thursday, like you guys, we've got the long holiday.
Speaker 2: In the Grand final we're giving away it's amazing prize
Speaker 2: this week thanks to Harvey Norman. It's a huge I
Speaker 2: guess there's a technical description here. It's a huge TV.
Speaker 2: It's a huge TV. Lets has been really honest about
Speaker 2: what you're getting. Okay, it's a massive TV, sixty five
Speaker 2: inch four K outdoor Q lead smart TV worth eight
Speaker 2: thousand dollars. You don't have to have it outdoors, but
Speaker 2: it is specially designed. It's weather resistant, durability and anti
Speaker 2: glare technology. Although I think perhaps he said earlier in
Speaker 2: the weather, did you say showers this weekend?
Speaker 5: Yes, Saturday, Sunday Friday said day and Sunday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you go, they're not just getting it for
Speaker 4: the Grand Final. Then we go and pick it up again.
Speaker 4: They get to have it from many more days after we're.
Speaker 3: Turning that off air.
Speaker 2: This has been the whole year of us giving you
Speaker 2: prizes and then five minutes days ago and we pick
Speaker 2: it up after Tuesday, even at three and a half
Speaker 2: million dollar house. The house, you'll win the house and
Speaker 2: the way you get it for two weeks then get out. No,
Speaker 2: this is yours, and we are installing it before the
Speaker 2: Grand Final. When I say we, I mean Jack and I.
Speaker 2: We're coming around as long as you within twenty five
Speaker 2: k I'm charging right now my twelve vault to walk drill.
Speaker 2: I've got the masonry bitch. So if you want it
Speaker 2: hung up outside, that's fine. Jack and I by a
Speaker 2: round Saturday between nine and six pm. Make sure you're
Speaker 2: in all day. It's a great prize every single day
Speaker 2: this week. Then we're looking for a winner. You go
Speaker 2: through to the big draw on Thursday. At some point
Speaker 2: today tomorrow. We have to work out what I means Thursday.
Speaker 4: Yeah good, fine.
Speaker 1: Note to self, work.
Speaker 2: Out how to give away eight thousand dollars you think
Speaker 2: that I'm making this up.
Speaker 3: We haven't found out a way yet to give it
Speaker 3: away Thursday. All right, we found a.
Speaker 2: Way to get four of you, just don't know how
Speaker 2: to give it to one of you. So eight thousand
Speaker 2: dollars TV. This is what we're doing. Then the fan
Speaker 2: in the Stand. Now, yesterday we did our first ever
Speaker 2: fan in the Stand. You listen to a short little clip.
Speaker 2: You've got to work out who the famous person in
Speaker 2: the stand is. Who is the fan in the stand.
Speaker 2: We had no winners. Fan Fair Radio loves a fanfare,
Speaker 2: doesn't It got a couple of contenders here that producer
Speaker 2: Thomas loaded up.
Speaker 3: What do you think of this one?
Speaker 4: A perfect It just didn't need that wush thing at
Speaker 4: the front.
Speaker 2: No, this's is called that Fox FM Fox Stand in Vanna.
Speaker 3: Let's say we've got anything else. What's this.
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Speaker 3: That's my favorite one at the moment.
Speaker 2: Oh, I like that Nova and you are Nova. Patsy's Nova,
Speaker 2: isn't she She's Chrissy. Yeah, Nova, that's a good one.
Speaker 3: R and Me Friday, R Me Friday all over it.
Speaker 4: So the meat raffles.
Speaker 3: This show basically, isn't it? You know?
Speaker 2: We are the breakfort Show to the Stars, But really
Speaker 2: we're also meet Raffle at the r S l Okay,
Speaker 2: we sit aside both of those pillars.
Speaker 3: Well, all right, so fan in the stand? You say, what.
Speaker 10: Game's up there? Look?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Who is this morning's fan in the standards? Someone famous
Speaker 2: in the stand? Who is the fan in the stand here?
Speaker 2: It is today?
Speaker 3: All right? Do you think you know who it is?
Speaker 2: Once more, we're come to lines next Christian.
Speaker 1: Hello, Good morning, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: You're trying to guess each morning this week, who is
Speaker 2: the fan in the stand in the.
Speaker 10: Game's up there?
Speaker 2: Look, he's morning with play you and old clip. You've
Speaker 2: got to guess who the fan is in the stand here.
Speaker 3: It is this morning? Jack? All right, let's go to Justin.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Justin, Good morning, Christian, Hey, you going, I'm
Speaker 3: good justin you well this morning, I'm very well Mite,
Speaker 3: thank you, all right, well.
Speaker 2: Done, I'm getting through a lot of We're trying to
Speaker 2: call him right now. Who do you think it is?
Speaker 2: Who is today's fan in the stand?
Speaker 7: Well, I think it's Wilso or Frank the Tanks from
Speaker 7: the movie Old School.
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Speaker 9: Do you trust it?
Speaker 4: And I want to see you die here tonight. Sorry, yes, sir,
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Speaker 2: Seriously watch that before you watch the Grand Final again.
Speaker 2: You know it is such a great movie.
Speaker 6: Christian Christian O'Connell show Podcast time now for this week
Speaker 6: three Chopic Tuesday.
Speaker 2: This is where we run three phone ins at the
Speaker 2: same time as always due to the next hour or
Speaker 2: so on the show.
Speaker 3: You are the star with your stories. All right.
Speaker 2: This morning yesterday, after the show. We were sat and
Speaker 2: we were talking. I don't know how we got onto
Speaker 2: the subjects of Ringo Star.
Speaker 4: You called me Ringo Star, but I can't remember in
Speaker 4: what context a.
Speaker 3: Mentors a compliment? Can I just say that now about
Speaker 3: Ringo Star.
Speaker 2: Whenever I think about Ringo Star, the famous Beatles drummer,
Speaker 2: I always think straight away, Oh, I know. My mom
Speaker 2: had a massive crush still does on Ringo Stars. Her
Speaker 2: favorite Beatle was Ringo Star. And there are certain celebrities
Speaker 2: that you're aware of when you were growing up that
Speaker 2: your mom had a crush on. Normally, though, suddenly someone
Speaker 2: would come on a TV about them and your mom
Speaker 2: would go, oh my god, look at his eyes or
Speaker 2: stuff like that, and.
Speaker 3: Your old man would.
Speaker 2: Go, oh, she'd leave me for him, you know, son.
Speaker 2: So for me it was Ringo Star. We don't think
Speaker 2: Ringo Star. I don't think that about the hits of
Speaker 2: the Beatles. I think my mum had a big crush
Speaker 2: on Ringo Star.
Speaker 3: Who did your mom?
Speaker 2: And fancy Jack is going to open up a spreadsheet, Okay,
Speaker 2: We're going to and see who by nine o'clock this
Speaker 2: morning has got the most fancies for mums. You guys,
Speaker 2: who do you know that you're who did you all post?
Speaker 2: So my mum was wearing a big Ringo star.
Speaker 3: For the ladies. Charl or Paul or George the guy
Speaker 3: playing the drums.
Speaker 4: And then who's the kid out of the Partridge family?
Speaker 5: Oh, the redhaired kid with the freckles.
Speaker 4: I don't know the main main Partridge kid. I always
Speaker 4: forget his name.
Speaker 3: Is it David Cassidy? Oh, the old yes David.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's another classic cat nip for mums. This will
Speaker 2: be the first of many David Cassidy. And what a
Speaker 2: rooster good looking guy he was. And even these days now,
Speaker 2: you know, some people don't know what they've done. I
Speaker 2: think they use a serum on their face or something.
Speaker 2: Sold their sold the devil. They've still got good jeans.
Speaker 3: Patsy, who was it for?
Speaker 5: Your momm loved Tom Jones and she also loved Barry Gibb.
Speaker 5: It must have been the tight white jeans.
Speaker 3: And the beautiful hair and the false setto voices.
Speaker 2: All right, So between us then we've got David Cassidy,
Speaker 2: two ringos, Yeah it's a takeaway order, no.
Speaker 3: Two ringos touring go stars and a side.
Speaker 2: What a side bit a Welsh on the side there. Okay,
Speaker 2: So who did you mum? Fancy nine four one one
Speaker 2: oh four three. This next one comes from an email
Speaker 2: I got yesterday, an amazing email flamistic called grab who simply.
Speaker 3: Said, very quick, punchy email.
Speaker 2: He just said, have you ever been hungover at a
Speaker 2: famous location? And straight away I thought, yeah, I have
Speaker 2: a terrible hangover at the bottom of the Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 2: The thing is that the idea is that you're going
Speaker 2: to tell us about hangovers you've had at world famous locations.
Speaker 2: And the reason is because if you're at a world
Speaker 2: famous location, you're on holiday. When you go on holiday,
Speaker 2: you drink, you drink more because you're not wise. Sunday
Speaker 2: Tuesday lunchtoning at a lot of wine, you're looking at
Speaker 2: your clock going on, No, I've got to go get up,
Speaker 2: and I've got this going on tomorrow. And so you
Speaker 2: sometimes do find yourself on one of those day trips
Speaker 2: you've have booked in with a terrible hungover. So my
Speaker 2: wife and I before we had kids, went to Paris
Speaker 2: for a week and a beautiful city, was amazing. First
Speaker 2: night on you always get the most drunk, don't you.
Speaker 2: You just drink and drink and drink. Suddenly it's the
Speaker 2: next morning. I've got one of those terrible hangovers right
Speaker 2: where you were in physical pain. And suddenly we're at
Speaker 2: the botom of the Eiffel Tower and I go, wie,
Speaker 2: I can't, I can't go up there.
Speaker 3: I feel really bad.
Speaker 2: And obviously she was really happy to go alone with
Speaker 2: a load of touristsm all over the world.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well, your husband's down there mumbling, just leaning
Speaker 3: up against the eff Please keep me up right.
Speaker 9: I fall town.
Speaker 3: So world famous locations.
Speaker 2: Our listener Grant, by the way, had a terrible hangover
Speaker 2: five meters under the sea diving at the Great Barriery.
Speaker 3: Fron threw up into his mask, they said.
Speaker 2: At one point in the email he was crying, crying
Speaker 2: with the hangover that.
Speaker 3: Vad TV five meters down.
Speaker 2: So have you been hungover at a world famous location?
Speaker 2: And I've got this photo shoot today, first ever photo
Speaker 2: shoot I've done with me and my whole family. So
Speaker 2: the two teenage daughters and my wife for a into
Speaker 2: the Herold's son are doing with It's all about the
Speaker 2: move here and how it's gone. I've had to pay them,
Speaker 2: pay them to hang out with me. In a fake
Speaker 2: family photo. When you see this in a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks time, look at that and go. He had to
Speaker 2: pay them, pay them to hang out for a photo.
Speaker 4: And they get the morning off school as well, don't
Speaker 4: I know?
Speaker 3: They get an hour out of school as well. They
Speaker 3: should be begging me, they should be paying me to
Speaker 3: be part of this.
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So we're asking this morning, did your mum fancy the moment?
Speaker 2: We got two ringo stars of Tom Jones and David Cassidy.
Speaker 2: My mum froths Tom Salling. You don't use fross about
Speaker 2: any lady, but especially not your mum.
Speaker 3: Okay, shame on.
Speaker 2: You, Shame on you, Christian. My mama the huge grush
Speaker 2: on David Soul from Star Skin Hutch. Yeah, my mom
Speaker 2: did too as well. I remember he had a singer
Speaker 2: out Winter number one. Do you remember that song Patsy.
Speaker 5: I'm trying No, how does it go missing?
Speaker 3: Don't give up?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 5: That was massive that song.
Speaker 4: They singing in.
Speaker 12: Yah.
Speaker 5: Yeah so that was a blonde one, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, my mum fancied Eric Ostrada, Yes, Puncharella in chips.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to line. So this morning, who
Speaker 2: did you mum fancy? Have you been hungover at a
Speaker 2: world famous location and bribing and paying your kids to
Speaker 2: do stuff?
Speaker 3: Nine four one one four three Helen, Come on in.
Speaker 12: Good morning, Christian. How are you.
Speaker 2: I'm good, Welcome to the show. So hungover the famous location?
Speaker 2: What's your story?
Speaker 12: It was that in Cairo at the Pyramid, the heat
Speaker 12: it was fifty degrees in the shape. But I have
Speaker 12: to go back. It started in Israel. We're in Israel,
Speaker 12: sang in the.
Speaker 2: Ultar big old drinking is starting in pub crawl. I mean,
Speaker 2: I've been on some long lunches, but never was actually
Speaker 2: born in continents and regions or passports or.
Speaker 4: Is it three o'clock in the morning in Israel. I
Speaker 4: was like, hey, let's go to the pyramids.
Speaker 3: So yeah, so it started in Israel.
Speaker 12: Yeah, And all we had to eat was falaffeles. That's
Speaker 12: all that was available in the street stalls, and they
Speaker 12: pro hangovers.
Speaker 3: Don't blame the falaffles. It was all the poods.
Speaker 12: So we caught the bus across to Cairo, and all
Speaker 12: the way on the bus, I had terrible wind and
Speaker 12: my girlfriend was going Helen. So everyone knew and then
Speaker 12: we got to Cairo and we were meant to be
Speaker 12: picking up a tour and meeting at this little hotel,
Speaker 12: and of course we've got this seedy taxi driver who
Speaker 12: said he knew where it was, Uncle Stams.
Speaker 2: It's pretty well known.
Speaker 3: Oh God, remind me, remind me. Photos at it.
Speaker 12: For about an hour and a half, like and we're going,
Speaker 12: do you know where it is?
Speaker 13: And he goes yea.
Speaker 12: Then he stopping us someone and he gave us some
Speaker 12: chewing gum, and then we started to think, maybe he's
Speaker 12: drugging this, maybe that gum had something in it. Like
Speaker 12: it was a bit ridiculous, but anyway, we got to
Speaker 12: our hotel. It was lovely. We lied by the pool,
Speaker 12: had cocktails. Next morning we were off to see the Pyramids.
Speaker 12: Left at four o'clock in the morning. I was so sick, hungover,
Speaker 12: but more this t the what did they call it,
Speaker 12: Pharaoh's Revenge and it was.
Speaker 3: My dreamtail or something. I don't think the Pharaohs had
Speaker 3: to hangovers.
Speaker 12: It's diarrhea mixing.
Speaker 3: On your backside. The wind is now liquified.
Speaker 12: Yes, I had that, that's right, I had the double whammy,
Speaker 12: and I think I had at the Pyramids and me
Speaker 12: in front of it because I could hardly stand up
Speaker 12: and I was pale as a dog. And my girlfriend's
Speaker 12: going in and out of the pyramids because you're allowed
Speaker 12: to go dan and have a look in the cricksent
Speaker 12: and everything and look at It's just I've got to
Speaker 12: get back there so I can get some good photo.
Speaker 2: I'm could have come back the Australian's one. You're still
Speaker 2: clearing up our mess.
Speaker 4: I don't know what you did.
Speaker 3: Stash Barrow's revenge. Hell and Rachael, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: That's wrap up now because there might be another mention
Speaker 3: of her mum.
Speaker 6: Christian Christian m'connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So this morning we're doing three topic Tuesday, and the
Speaker 2: three topics today are bribing your kids, hungover at a
Speaker 2: world famous location, and who did your mum fancy Paul?
Speaker 7: Good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 2: Good morning Paul, Welcome to the show. And who did
Speaker 2: mom fancy mate?
Speaker 7: My moming upon you? No cricket m Sir Vivian Richards.
Speaker 3: So they've Richard? Yeah, one of they great batsman of
Speaker 3: all time for the West Indies.
Speaker 7: Yes, as a seven eight year old, I vividly remember
Speaker 7: my cricketing seems to be a sing in our family.
Speaker 7: Mum would cricket in the seventies when she married dead
Speaker 7: and a bonus for her was big Richards.
Speaker 2: Yeah, came into therese three that really in that relationship,
Speaker 2: wasn't it was your mum, your dad and Serve Richards.
Speaker 10: And then actually probably a fourth because there was d K.
Speaker 10: Lily who was bowling when I was born.
Speaker 3: I was watching from the well. Paul, thank you very much. Cool.
Speaker 3: We have a good day you too, mate.
Speaker 2: Catch I got the feeling it was more let's get
Speaker 2: a stella, Good morning, stella.
Speaker 14: Good morning Christian. My mother in law absolutely loved Steve Austin,
Speaker 14: the six million dollar man.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, yes, so yeah, so.
Speaker 14: Much so that she thened her last son after him.
Speaker 3: What million dollar son.
Speaker 15: Steve?
Speaker 3: As is barbecues and this is my son, Steve Austin.
Speaker 14: Steve. She had four kids, and so he was the youngest.
Speaker 14: And I don't think she is coming from an Italian background,
Speaker 14: she didn't really have much choice. She named her other
Speaker 14: three after you know, family, previous family. But the last
Speaker 14: one she put her foot down and she loved Steve Austin.
Speaker 2: So happy enough enough enough with the foreign land names.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's bring Max Steve Austin.
Speaker 14: That's correct, son who didn't love him? He was quick
Speaker 14: and a good eye and a great great eye.
Speaker 3: That great eye, that bionic eye.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about the eye, right, we can agree on
Speaker 2: that eye.
Speaker 3: A great call.
Speaker 10: Yeah, thank you, Christian.
Speaker 2: We're falling apart with this lockdown. After one hundred days.
Speaker 2: Your wheels have really come off. Uh, Dan Andrews, you
Speaker 2: listen to this. This is what you're doing with the callers.
Speaker 10: Good morning, Good morning, Christian her going.
Speaker 3: I'm good buddy.
Speaker 2: So you've got a stout hungover in a world famous location.
Speaker 3: Where were you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 10: I last you? And August we headed over to the
Speaker 10: UK for a few weeks and it started off in
Speaker 10: Scotland at Edinburgh.
Speaker 3: So beautiful isn't it?
Speaker 10: Oh mate? It was fantastic and they had the Fringe
Speaker 10: Festival on at that stage, which was just super. So
Speaker 10: the trip started off, you know, obviously in and out
Speaker 10: of pubs all day long. And so a couple of
Speaker 10: weeks later we're heading down towards London and stop off
Speaker 10: at stone Hinge after a pretty big night on the grog.
Speaker 10: And yeah, so as you know, the walk to Stonehenge
Speaker 10: from where the buses dropped you off, and it wasn't
Speaker 10: very pleasant. I tell you.
Speaker 8: There was.
Speaker 10: A couple of times I had to sort of bend
Speaker 10: over the fence and yeah, it wasn't It wasn't nice.
Speaker 10: Bit of early for the.
Speaker 3: Rabbits, ground.
Speaker 2: Druids, ancient druids made that would.
Speaker 3: Come from a far and shunder on it that much bluestone.
Speaker 11: I want to have stayed.
Speaker 10: Try.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you know what, You're not the first person
Speaker 2: to go to Stonehenge right expecting all this kind of
Speaker 2: amaze stuff, and when they get there, it always people
Speaker 2: either love it or they go oh.
Speaker 10: My reaction was sort of, oh, okay, it's.
Speaker 3: An amazing thing. That's an amazing thing. But yeah, thank
Speaker 3: you very much.
Speaker 10: The story mate cheers.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Kathy.
Speaker 16: Good morning, Hi Christian, long time I speak.
Speaker 3: How are you? Kathy?
Speaker 16: Good good? Hope you're well too.
Speaker 2: I am, Thank you, Kathy, Love you to talk to
Speaker 2: you again. Long We keep thisf air when I pop
Speaker 2: around with the old Black Thunder, what I call dropping
Speaker 2: off prizes.
Speaker 16: Hungover at Alcatrez.
Speaker 2: I mean, great city. There isn't to go out in
Speaker 2: San Francisco. Where were you down at the war for h.
Speaker 16: Not far from there. We were there in March wind
Speaker 16: and it was free.
Speaker 3: You can give a person a hangover, but the bars.
Speaker 16: Down it was a yeah, very windy city, but.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 16: So we stepped off a fourteen hour flight. We were
Speaker 16: meeting up with a group over there. We're actually going
Speaker 16: to a Springsteen showing, surprise, surprise, So we were meeting
Speaker 16: up with a group over there. One of us was
Speaker 16: celebrating their fiftieth. So we rolled into a bar straight
Speaker 16: after the fourteen hour five we we spent.
Speaker 3: From Australia.
Speaker 16: We spent fast, too long, and they're thinking, oh, they're
Speaker 16: pretty cheap drinks. They must be watered down, but no
Speaker 16: they weren't. So we left there. Actually, when we were
Speaker 16: leaving there, there was a guy lying on the road,
Speaker 16: face down on the road. My partner says we better
Speaker 16: go and pick him up, and I said to come
Speaker 16: home with people off the road in sentences going no, no, no,
Speaker 16: come on, we'll just leave him anyway, went back to
Speaker 16: stick him up. It was one of our group.
Speaker 3: Oh he can blow into the ground, you get up anyway.
Speaker 16: Then the following morning we were going we were going
Speaker 16: to Elkatraz, so we.
Speaker 3: Get it's a choppy old boat ride over them sharks.
Speaker 16: Shocking, shocking. Yeah, So anyway, all of us wrapped up,
Speaker 16: we all met there. I was amazed that everybody got
Speaker 16: there and.
Speaker 3: That guy up from the pavement was still their face down.
Speaker 16: He was one of the ones that came in a puddle.
Speaker 17: Still there.
Speaker 2: Now, anyway, we're Alcatraz yet some of the sentences are short.
Speaker 16: Tour of Alcatraz.
Speaker 2: It's a great tour, isn't it.
Speaker 16: In every cell we went into, we saw the toilet.
Speaker 3: Sheltered on the wind. Isn't that's why the prisoner's of
Speaker 3: getting those shelves get out that wind.
Speaker 16: And all all of us looked at each other each
Speaker 16: time we saw a toilet and there we were like, no,
Speaker 16: we're not gonna do it. Then we're just moving along. Yeah,
Speaker 16: fantastic memories.
Speaker 3: We always remember our hangovers on the deathbed. There's another one, Kathy,
Speaker 3: this has been an outstanding call. You've cheered us all
Speaker 3: up this morning. Thanks God a treasure. Allright, let's not
Speaker 3: leave it so long. Next up to a joke again, Kathy.
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell show podcast, Today's show.
Speaker 2: The last half an hour's felt like the chariot. The
Speaker 2: wheels are starting to come off.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: It feels that we've actually started to really on a
Speaker 2: global map. We can literally place listeners with really bad hangovers, can't.
Speaker 2: We just got a text here from Ryan Fenton, good
Speaker 2: morning Ryan. Christian and my brother went on the tour
Speaker 2: of Europe. Went to the new camp Stadium. That's where
Speaker 2: Barcelona pay for a big stadium like MCG one hundred
Speaker 2: and twenty one thousand people. Anyway, I threw up on
Speaker 2: the bus all over myself. I had to buy the
Speaker 2: bus driver's shorts off him to be allowed into the stadium,
Speaker 2: which the whole trip had been based around.
Speaker 3: The bus driver drove home in his underpants. Charge me
Speaker 3: one hundred dollars for the cheapest pair of shorts you
Speaker 3: can get for like twenty bucks. That is amazing.
Speaker 2: I can just some big buddy Spanish a.
Speaker 3: Bus driver driving home in his cacks.
Speaker 2: Ryan, Thank you very much for that. So the topics
Speaker 2: today then are who did you, mum fancy being hungover
Speaker 2: at a world famous location and bribing your kids. I've
Speaker 2: had to buy my kids. This is shocking. Right eleven
Speaker 2: o'clock today, a couple of hours time we're doing something
Speaker 2: we've never done before, us a family. We're doing a
Speaker 2: family photo shoot for an interview. Normally it's me. This
Speaker 2: time though, they want to chat to the kids.
Speaker 3: I want to get photo of us all together at home.
Speaker 2: They're interested in the kids and my wife, how they
Speaker 2: felt about moving here and everything that's happened over the
Speaker 2: last two and a half years. And I just thought
Speaker 2: this would be amazing for the kids to be involved.
Speaker 2: It's their story as much as mine.
Speaker 3: Not so not unless I paint them.
Speaker 2: And the fourteen year old actually said to me yesterday
Speaker 2: that my need for her to be in this is
Speaker 2: greater than her need to do it, and she was right.
Speaker 2: There's nothing I can say when confronted with logic like
Speaker 2: that was they're like many, they're like minimums. It's like
Speaker 2: arguing with your mom.
Speaker 3: She's trained them.
Speaker 2: Well, I've had to pay them and they said cash
Speaker 2: only as well. We're going to be losing GST on this.
Speaker 2: So that's what's happening at eleven o'clock. So have you
Speaker 2: ever had to bribe your kids?
Speaker 3: Tanya?
Speaker 13: Good morning, Good morning, Christian, and my mum loved Jack Lord,
Speaker 13: who was the original Steve Garrett and WiFi votes.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that rugged kind of old school masculinity.
Speaker 13: Yeah, in black and white, in.
Speaker 3: Black and white.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what mums used to go for them, black
Speaker 2: and white images.
Speaker 3: All right, Tanya, thank you very much. Cool, have a
Speaker 3: good day.
Speaker 10: Thanks Christian funny by.
Speaker 2: Jason, come on him. You got about bribing your kids?
Speaker 11: Yeah, yes, I have to take the kids to Sydney
Speaker 11: because we didn't want to take a twell wedding with
Speaker 11: a small wedding. My wife and I had taken the
Speaker 11: Sydney the reparation part alone with Pat Dolls. So actually
Speaker 11: we're being cheaper to take him twelve wedding than I
Speaker 11: would spend three or four thousand dollars on taking good
Speaker 11: wedding for a week.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was so sorry Jason. I think under line when
Speaker 2: he is breaking up was working on that tunnel.
Speaker 4: Is that like it's on an.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to uh, let's get Danny up now.
Speaker 2: I think he was saying he bright, did he bribe
Speaker 2: his kids with a trip to Sydney.
Speaker 4: He cannot go to his wedding or to go to
Speaker 4: his wedding, to go to his wedding, no, not to
Speaker 4: go I thought he didn't want the kids at the wedding.
Speaker 5: Or were they not allowed to go?
Speaker 3: This is our new game, is going to give away
Speaker 3: that big TV? What was he saying? Three different interpretations.
Speaker 2: We never witness any kind of major crime, the three
Speaker 2: of us together.
Speaker 3: It was eight foot tall. He was a dwarf. There
Speaker 3: was no one there. Danny, good morning, Good morning, guys.
Speaker 13: How are you going?
Speaker 2: I'm good, daddy, welcome to the show. So hungover the
Speaker 2: world famous location.
Speaker 13: I'll throw my husband under the bus for this one.
Speaker 13: Or you could really say the rickshaw. They say you're
Speaker 13: not a great man until you've did on the Great
Speaker 13: Wall of China. My husband threw up on it.
Speaker 2: So I'm looking at a photo that the producers are
Speaker 2: tand to me, is this your husband?
Speaker 13: It is?
Speaker 2: There is a man. I've been that man before. You're yellow,
Speaker 2: you're translucent. You can have cholera or a hangover. What
Speaker 2: did he have a hangover or colera poisoning?
Speaker 13: I was probably a bit of both. God knows what
Speaker 13: we'd eaten the night before and drunk the night before.
Speaker 13: I think there was rice wine involved.
Speaker 2: He looks in a really bad way on a big,
Speaker 2: big wall.
Speaker 3: He's got the water there.
Speaker 13: I just took a photo of him and immortalized it
Speaker 13: so he could never forget it.
Speaker 3: Yea lovely Danny, Thank you very much. She killed met.
Speaker 3: Have a good day thanks by.
Speaker 6: Christian.
Speaker 1: Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: We're doing three topic Tuesday, So this morning some amazing
Speaker 2: stories about who did you mum fancy hungover at famous
Speaker 2: location and bribing your kids? Christian, I was very hungover
Speaker 2: at Chernobyl. How is that possible? I don't believe that
Speaker 2: you'd be on a pub crawl there?
Speaker 3: Were you working there?
Speaker 2: Is that why it all went the way it went
Speaker 2: at Chernobyl because there was an Australian with a king
Speaker 2: science hangover there.
Speaker 3: And THEO says.
Speaker 2: Long story. We have had no short ones today, no one.
Speaker 2: I got drunk a riggy park at a turbul hangover.
Speaker 2: End of story, Long story about Chernobyl.
Speaker 3: You guys, you know what it's like when you go
Speaker 3: to Chernobyl, what goes on? And I will stays there
Speaker 3: because of nuclear waste.
Speaker 2: Christian mama had a massive crush on Tom Sailley and
Speaker 2: a Pierce Brosnan. Christian, my mum had a crush as
Speaker 2: well on Sydney Poitier. Amazing actor. That's the first entry
Speaker 2: you've ever the great Sydney Potier. The actor and director
Speaker 2: karenin coomerning, Hi, how are you? I'm good counting, so
Speaker 2: thank you for calling the show. Where were you hungover
Speaker 2: in the world.
Speaker 12: Matthew p True?
Speaker 13: I got to the top the sun day and I
Speaker 13: chanted it everywhere after a few too many Pizco sours.
Speaker 2: Oh those cocktails. I've had an on Pisco sours. The
Speaker 2: hangover last for days. They're like rocket fuel.
Speaker 16: Well they just taste like then the soft drink, and
Speaker 16: then they get you.
Speaker 3: And what were you do? Were you going for a
Speaker 3: trick doing the big trekker matchew pto?
Speaker 13: No, no, only did one die because I was at
Speaker 13: a conference?
Speaker 3: What was a conference? Psochiatry and you got drunk?
Speaker 9: Yeah, they're after your complimentary one and then you just
Speaker 9: take sure all right, Charley, thank you very much and
Speaker 9: cool bye.
Speaker 3: I want to ask was she there professionally? Was a patient? Ashley?
Speaker 3: Good morning, Ash?
Speaker 16: Good morning?
Speaker 3: Hye bye? Ash? So where were you hungover in the world?
Speaker 16: And on the inside there's a scene about every every
Speaker 16: single one of them?
Speaker 2: Oh well, okay, I think we could just about hear
Speaker 2: that you were sick at the kongtiky into the coliseum
Speaker 2: and sick in all the bins. Yes, uh, let's end
Speaker 2: with Britney.
Speaker 3: Britney, good morning, good morning. So you don't mind me
Speaker 3: saying this. You're standing the hangover? Can I go back
Speaker 3: to bed? Good morning, Brittany, welcome to Huning.
Speaker 17: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Who does your mum fancy?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 15: My mum really puts Petrina the shame because she has
Speaker 15: the biggest crush on Brian Adams.
Speaker 3: Ladies. Oh sorry, patidentally, we're there today. Off.
Speaker 15: She literally embarrassed me in high school when Brian Adams
Speaker 15: would play on the radio because she would wind down
Speaker 15: the windows and sing it really loud, or she'd just
Speaker 15: tell all of us kids to shut up while his
Speaker 15: songs were on in the car. Yes, that's me, and
Speaker 15: like if we were too loud, she just turned the
Speaker 15: radio up even louder so she couldn't hear us.
Speaker 3: That's what I do with the boys, Brittany, thank you
Speaker 3: very much, she called me.
Speaker 17: Thank you.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast Philosophy Philosophy.
Speaker 2: You say, well, Christian, if you got some suitable music
Speaker 2: for philosophy for today's time, worster.
Speaker 3: Yes, I have.
Speaker 2: Instantly one thinks of the matters of the heart and
Speaker 2: the mind and the soul. When you hear this, it's
Speaker 2: today's song. And give me a break as well. So
Speaker 2: today we go high brow. After all the chunder at
Speaker 2: various locations around the world, thrown up in bins at
Speaker 2: the coliseum, we need a balance there we do the
Speaker 2: ying and the yang. So we're doing philosophy movies to
Speaker 2: get us in a mood.
Speaker 3: Some facts on due to rio.
Speaker 2: Let's go back to the fifth century Buddhist monk Bodyharma
Speaker 2: headed north in hopes of joinling the Showlin monastery.
Speaker 3: It's a classic story. You know, we've all been there
Speaker 3: on Contigi tour.
Speaker 2: When they didn't let him in our body harmer, he
Speaker 2: started meditating in a cave nearby for nine years until
Speaker 2: they finally gave in.
Speaker 5: That's persistence for me.
Speaker 2: Someone's trying to prove a point, aren't they. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: get it, mate, Okay, yeah, come on. In der Genis
Speaker 2: was one of the Ancient Greek's most beloved philosophers of
Speaker 2: the fourth century and the founder of cynic philosophy.
Speaker 3: He also lived in a wine barrel. If I did that.
Speaker 3: I'm a drunk. Why is he a philosopher?
Speaker 2: And I've got a drinking problem if I just moved
Speaker 2: myself into a wine barrel.
Speaker 3: Okay, So today, philosophy movies, you're gonna have to have
Speaker 3: a jack and I have opened up.
Speaker 2: I've got five different tabs up right now of various
Speaker 2: classical kind of thinkers of our time. All right, philosophy movies,
Speaker 2: Thank you, Child's Plato, Gold, Thank you little Choppenhauer of Horrors?
Speaker 2: Are you familiar with Arthur's Shoppinghow German philosophers think of.
Speaker 4: Any of these quotes? Off the top of my head.
Speaker 4: But that's a silver plus.
Speaker 3: Zen things I hate about you? Gold, Young Guns for
Speaker 3: Carl Young and the philosophers. Thank you. We love the
Speaker 3: movie conn Air, don't we. That's a good one, Confucius Air.
Speaker 2: Gold And actually it's not that minute because Connair stars
Speaker 2: Nicholas Cage, who was one of the wisest mental planet Earth.
Speaker 2: No frill, no free will E, no free will, no
Speaker 2: bro dannyt Market okay alone and finally to the for
Speaker 2: me today, philosophy movies.
Speaker 3: Throw Dharama from the train.
Speaker 4: Don't know Dahma off the top of my head, but
Speaker 4: I'll trust you.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Gold.
Speaker 3: What have you got for philosophy movies today?
Speaker 4: Jack teenage mutant Nietzsche Turtle.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a gold plus. That's outstanding.
Speaker 4: Faster than the Confucius.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, also gold.
Speaker 4: Oprah Where art thou now? Is Oprah? And one of
Speaker 4: the great thinkers about.
Speaker 3: She's a great spiritual leader.
Speaker 4: Philosopher and I think therefore I am legend.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had it, I threw it out.
Speaker 3: It's smart, it's good.
Speaker 4: I'll give you one more thing, Charlie's Angels Full Aristotle.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's good. Yeah for effort Silver, all right, send
Speaker 3: us yours.
Speaker 1: Philosophy movies, The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Today's that what time wasteter is? Philosophy movies? All right,
Speaker 2: some of these are very very smart. World on everyone,
Speaker 2: Jackie boy, you're ready to mark, Let's go my best
Speaker 2: Freud's Wedding Gold plus, Simon take a Bow, A Philosopher and.
Speaker 17: A Gentleman Silver plus, Dazed and Confucius gold nick A
Speaker 17: Nie Mayor on elm Street, Alan in camera the farst Are.
Speaker 2: Confucius had that. Oh yeah, sorry, Scott. One hundred Monsters
Speaker 2: monsters think, Oh yeah, that's very good. Lou Capen Noosa,
Speaker 2: Hello the Shawshank contemplation Gold, Sir Craig, Dude, where's my
Speaker 2: Descartes silver plus what I've donna, Dude, where's my karma?
Speaker 4: Silvil?
Speaker 3: That's bad? Come on, dude, where's my karma?
Speaker 4: Karma saying, yes it is.
Speaker 3: It's a belief that what we put out that comes back.
Speaker 4: To us Silver plus.
Speaker 2: Karma is going to get you on the way home.
Speaker 2: It's going to poop on your mullet. Snakes on a
Speaker 2: Plato Silver Tanya the Invisible Mantra.
Speaker 4: Silver plus.
Speaker 3: We brought a Zanzu yacht of war.
Speaker 2: Gold Aristotle record, that's good Gold. I know what you
Speaker 2: thought last summer.
Speaker 4: Gold plus.
Speaker 3: That's deep, that's very good.
Speaker 2: James and the Giant Priest they spread the word, don't
Speaker 2: they bronze Socrates on the plane?
Speaker 3: Gold?
Speaker 2: Yeah, rightly so for Damien Wise men can't jump gold.
Speaker 2: No country for old zen Gold, no assumptions for old men.
Speaker 2: Big Aristotle's House of Martin Lawrence and that.
Speaker 4: Gold.
Speaker 2: And finally the weekend at Gandhi's gold Puss All.
Speaker 6: Right, Christian Iconnell Christian O'Connell show Podcast so Jackie Boy's
Speaker 6: got a great stories.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you very much today for all the great
Speaker 2: stories on three Timbic Tuesday, especially the breakout one. Today
Speaker 2: we have gone to most of the world's key sort
Speaker 2: of iconic locations with your hangovers. Today, Jackie Boy can
Speaker 2: take us to Disneyland where no one had a hangover
Speaker 2: this morning.
Speaker 4: I can offer you a vomit free story that's different
Speaker 4: from a rarity. Yes, Disney World with a hangover is really,
Speaker 4: honestly one of the worst days of.
Speaker 3: Noise colors excitable kids.
Speaker 4: I was with Biank's family, traveling with a whole family.
Speaker 4: They live in Florida, and they went up to Orlando
Speaker 4: all the time as kids.
Speaker 3: They wish they could.
Speaker 4: They love Disney more than anybody I've ever met. They've
Speaker 4: got these special Her brother still lives in Florida. He's
Speaker 4: got these special bands that give you access all areas
Speaker 4: to around Disney World. They love the past. So my
Speaker 4: brother was with us, and my brother and I got
Speaker 4: drunk the night before and rock up. They want to
Speaker 4: go first thing in the morning. We get there before
Speaker 4: the gates of Disney horrendous.
Speaker 2: Why we waste only about four people's queuing mainly British
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 4: They made it sound like you got to get there
Speaker 4: early because we were, so we're already at eight am
Speaker 4: in the morning. My brother and I are starting to
Speaker 4: feel that humid Florida heat and starting to wear us down.
Speaker 4: The first thing I buy when I get in there
Speaker 4: is a pair of Mickey Mouse sunglasses hide behind. We're
Speaker 4: not participating any conversations. We're just nodding. No, she's she's.
Speaker 4: All I can remember of her is her eyes lighting
Speaker 4: up at the Princess's castle.
Speaker 3: And you're just squinting at the bright colors. Shut up.
Speaker 4: After dragging our feet and following.
Speaker 3: Him like pound in the Magic Kingdom, if you're not.
Speaker 4: Walking, you're just waiting, waiting in lines for two hours
Speaker 4: at a time. Finally we got some relief when we
Speaker 4: went on this ride that is like a prehistoric railway
Speaker 4: that Allen Degenerous narrates. So you go into this dark.
Speaker 3: And that's the horror part, is it. I don't in
Speaker 3: the face.
Speaker 4: Nice Allen forward facing Allen. But because it's so slow
Speaker 4: and so dark, we finally got to fall into a
Speaker 4: deep sleep and I even er coaster. It's not a
Speaker 4: roller coast, it's like a scenic rail, very slow like
Speaker 4: rickety one. Yeah, like going through all the and she's
Speaker 4: she's telling you about the Triassic period and the Jurassic Period,
Speaker 4: and we drifted off to second.
Speaker 2: Don't you you know you get the photo, don't you
Speaker 2: wear You have to pay like a thousand dollars that one,
Speaker 2: and you're either terrified and at the worst photo of
Speaker 2: you ever and you do that thing where you when
Speaker 2: you try and take a photo of that, so you've
Speaker 2: got the memory, all right.
Speaker 3: Then we are back tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2: If you got any more stories about being hungover at
Speaker 2: world famous locations, email me Christian at christiano'connell dot com
Speaker 2: dot au.
Speaker 3: Title of today's show is Pharaoh's Revenge.
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