WEBVTT - FULL: Pharaohs Revenge 0:00:05.200 --> 0:00:08.040 It is a Christian O'Connor show podcast. 0:00:08.640 --> 0:00:10.600 Oh my word, what a day I've got today. So 0:00:10.800 --> 0:00:15.280 eleven am. I woke up this morning happy, then immediately 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:17.919 tense because I realized, no matter how great, the next 0:00:17.920 --> 0:00:20.920 three hours is on the show at eleven am. Today 0:00:21.120 --> 0:00:24.880 is this photo shoot with the herald Son, and it's 0:00:25.320 --> 0:00:27.560 the whole family are now on board. The herald Son 0:00:27.600 --> 0:00:30.040 want to do a feature about us moving here, how 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:32.000 my kids have gone on, how my wife's got on, 0:00:32.080 --> 0:00:34.280 how the radio show's gone and all this, which is 0:00:34.320 --> 0:00:37.680 all great. However, we've never done a family photo shoot together, 0:00:38.120 --> 0:00:40.840 and there now I wish we'd done it years ago 0:00:40.880 --> 0:00:43.320 when they are eight or nine. Right, I was a 0:00:43.400 --> 0:00:45.600 golden god to them, right, I could do no wrong. 0:00:45.720 --> 0:00:47.480 They did whatever I told them, They went to bed 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:50.640 when I said it. Whereas now suddenly at fourteen and sixteen, 0:00:50.840 --> 0:00:53.280 the very worst time, the worst time in the world 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:55.160 to do a photo shoot with them, right, it is 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:57.320 going to be a nightmare. 0:00:56.880 --> 0:00:57.920 Today at eleven am. 0:00:58.680 --> 0:01:01.200 Let's just factor in. I've now had to broke a 0:01:01.240 --> 0:01:02.840 deal to pay them to be in it. 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:07.559 No, no, no, no, you're a dad. I knew the boss. 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:08.560 Do you know what they are. 0:01:08.640 --> 0:01:12.720 It's like being in a house with fundamentalists. I'll tell 0:01:12.760 --> 0:01:15.800 you what they are, fascists. If I had a statues 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:16.880 to whom in my God, I mean. 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:18.120 Bringing it down right now and. 0:01:19.640 --> 0:01:20.640 Sawing the legs off. 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:25.480 I should bring the wrong people what they do years 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:29.240 miss rule. Yesterday, I said, look, please just do it. 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:31.039 You know I rarely asked you to do anything. It's 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:33.280 I said, it's just something in years to come. 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:36.440 You're going to show maybe your children about what happened 0:01:36.440 --> 0:01:38.280 when you when we moved to Australia as a family 0:01:38.480 --> 0:01:40.680 and you might be somewhere else in the world. And 0:01:40.959 --> 0:01:43.399 my fourteen year old look me in the eye calmly said, 0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:46.280 your need for me to do this is greater than 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:50.280 my need to do it. 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:52.640 It's like she's seeing through the dad matrix. I was like, 0:01:53.560 --> 0:02:00.080 can you be my agent? I'm sack that guy And 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:02.720 he was like yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:04.840 Where do you start with negotiations? I mean you don't 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:07.000 have to put a dollar figure on it. But are 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:08.120 they making good bank? 0:02:08.400 --> 0:02:08.640 Yeah? 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:09.960 Yeah. 0:02:10.040 --> 0:02:12.040 They both go to me like this When I agreed 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:14.320 the deal with both of them, right, so they're both 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:15.400 get the same amount of money. 0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:19.240 They both go and cash. What else are you going 0:02:19.320 --> 0:02:25.680 to do a bank account? We'll give you a discount 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:27.280 for cash. So if we've got to go through the 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:29.359 whole tax thing, then it's going to a be a 0:02:29.360 --> 0:02:31.720 bit high. We're not paying GST on this one. Again. 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:35.720 Dad like doing the dog poop pick. Okay, cash talks 0:02:35.720 --> 0:02:36.320 in this world. 0:02:37.480 --> 0:02:39.600 So yeah, when you see that photo shoot of a 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:42.520 happy looking family, you'll see a sad, dead eyed man 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:44.400 just thinking about how much it costs me for a 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:45.640 fake photo shoot. 0:02:46.000 --> 0:02:48.440 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:02:48.680 --> 0:02:51.040 The other thing that happened yesterday is because the photo 0:02:51.080 --> 0:02:54.360 shoot was at home, we had to clean so many times, 0:02:54.440 --> 0:02:57.120 like really just cleaning and cleaning. My wife is at 0:02:57.160 --> 0:02:59.040 fever pitch with this because they're coming in her house 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:03.080 and she's paranoid Chris that people are gonna judge what 0:03:03.280 --> 0:03:06.360 the cushions look like. They're gonna they're gonna look around them. Actually, 0:03:06.400 --> 0:03:08.000 we all do that with someone's home, don't you know. 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:10.000 That's the first thing you do, you past the faces. 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:12.200 And what annoys me is it's nothing about this general's 0:03:12.240 --> 0:03:12.919 I'm doing this interview. 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:14.240 It's to promote the radio show. 0:03:14.400 --> 0:03:16.160 If it brings a couple of people across and they're 0:03:16.200 --> 0:03:18.120 kind of interested in what we do and stuff like that. 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:20.760 That's great. Okay, what someday I'm being judged my cushions, 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:23.000 not the strength of what I do on the radio 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:25.040 or anything on that. It's all about the cushions and 0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:27.880 how so we've got extra cushions in. My wife could 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:30.520 barely sleep last night. She's so wide about this and 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:33.000 her thing as well as like and the other thing is, Chris, 0:03:34.080 --> 0:03:35.280 I know you're going to say they're not going to 0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:36.960 do this, but the will they're going to judge what 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:38.120 I look like as your wife. 0:03:39.560 --> 0:03:40.600 That's a lot of pressure. 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:40.920 Yeah. 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:44.040 So yesterday Patsy, because you know you can't go and 0:03:44.080 --> 0:03:46.440 see like your manicurists. 0:03:45.800 --> 0:03:48.160 And all this. Guess what I had to do yesterday evening? 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:50.839 First time in twenty two years of marriage. I had 0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:53.360 to I didn't know this was a thing. Sarah started 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:55.040 getting really upset with the week and going, I can't 0:03:55.040 --> 0:03:58.080 even I can't believe it, Dan Andrews, you know I 0:03:58.120 --> 0:03:58.960 can't go and see. 0:03:58.800 --> 0:04:01.280 My lash lady and here's the lashes. 0:04:01.400 --> 0:04:02.920 Yeah, I don't know. This is the thing. The lash 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:05.600 lady is. You ladies have your eyelashes. 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:08.320 What are they painted extension? 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:11.120 Yeah, they like tie a little lash onto the end 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:14.960 of each individual lash, like a fishing line disorder. 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:15.640 What did they do? 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:18.760 Bank has had somebody come around to the house before 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:22.360 that's that's slide backwards on the couch and the lady 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:24.600 is like stitched a little eyelash on the end of 0:04:24.640 --> 0:04:25.080 every eye. 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:28.880 All this happens when I'm not around them, So it 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:31.360 goes Michelle the lash lady can't come around with who 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:34.080 is Michelle the lash ladies? Oh, it's normally when you're 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:36.120 out and about she comes to my ashes. She can't 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:38.000 come in. I can't meet her in the park. 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:41.120 Imm agret of all these manicurists working in the park 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:45.520 again like spots up a tree, just coming back up. 0:04:45.560 --> 0:04:50.000 Come go ladies, all those now ladies you see on 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:53.280 park benches. Put ladies feet in those little fish tanks. 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:59.440 So anyway, yesterday evening, yes and even right in the bathroom. 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:02.720 Then my life has got this kit where she had 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:05.440 to close her eyes for ten minutes with some sort 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:09.240 of plaster underneath her eyelids. Well, I got a what's 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:11.360 that thing you put your eyelash makeup on with? 0:05:11.400 --> 0:05:13.320 What's that called muscara brush. 0:05:13.440 --> 0:05:15.320 Yeah, one of those, and I had to dye them, 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:19.680 oh oh, like paint them like that, mistakingly like the 0:05:19.760 --> 0:05:22.560 sisteinething like an Angelo doing that, you know, try not 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:23.960 to get any on her eyelid. 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:26.600 And I said to her, how close up. 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:27.920 Do you think they're going to be going in this 0:05:27.920 --> 0:05:30.760 photo shoot? And then I found myself getting pounder with 0:05:31.000 --> 0:05:33.040 hang on a minute, what the state am I lashes 0:05:33.160 --> 0:05:35.960 waiting to worry about this, and then she started get out. 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:39.760 I didn't realize she has a secret stash of moisturizer. 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:42.560 We have a moisturizer like a keels thing we shared together. 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:44.760 Then I saw her get out like a secret thing, 0:05:45.120 --> 0:05:47.720 open up this beautiful box it went and it sort 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:48.680 of made this noise like this. 0:05:49.080 --> 0:05:50.240 Ah. 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:52.960 Now under my wife looks, even though she's three years 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:54.919 older than me, looks about ten years younger. 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:57.560 She's got this serrum and stuff like that. I was 0:05:57.600 --> 0:05:59.960 allowed as a treat last night to have some sick 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:02.680 on my face, but she said, because your face is 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:06.200 bigger than mine, we have to use exparingly. So I've 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:08.080 only got a modicum of serum on mine. 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:13.120 A Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:15.120 The other worst thing I had to do yesterday, which 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:16.920 I've never had to do clean the windows. 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:19.880 Oh yeah, how do you get onrid of those streaks? 0:06:20.400 --> 0:06:20.800 You die? 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:22.160 I don't know window cleaners do it. 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:24.400 I now I appreciate what a window cleaner does with 0:06:24.480 --> 0:06:25.640 that squeege in a bucket. 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:27.120 How did they get the streaks? 0:06:27.360 --> 0:06:30.080 I'm actually I'm a bit of an expert at that. 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:32.680 I'll have to give you some tips. So my mother 0:06:32.720 --> 0:06:35.440 in law came over last she was so horrified by 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:37.680 the dustiness of our windows. We went out to a 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:40.760 special cleaning place, not just the supermarket cleaning aisle, a 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:43.719 special cleaning place where cleaners go to get their gear. 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:47.120 And we got a special squeegee, a special extension handle, 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:50.920 and a special like you put over the squeegee to 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:51.960 first soap it up. 0:06:53.040 --> 0:06:54.920 You're right, my mother in law's, aren't that where they 0:06:54.960 --> 0:06:56.760 do that thing where they run their hand and on 0:06:56.800 --> 0:06:57.479 the top of things. 0:06:58.279 --> 0:07:00.920 Even she's on it shortly to bito to. 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:02.760 The top of the door and go not that with 0:07:02.839 --> 0:07:06.480 that had No one can see above that unless we've 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:07.880 got the Harlem globe. 0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:09.920 Trots is coming around to stae Us, and what is 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:11.760 about mother in law's. They do like inspections. 0:07:12.720 --> 0:07:15.760 Our house comes up cleaner than brand new for the week. 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:20.160 That couldn't get it any quicker after a kill session, 0:07:20.200 --> 0:07:20.480 you know. 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:23.080 We need her at the moment. Actually, speaking of cleaning, 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:27.280 we've got a rental inspection, something I haven't had in 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:28.160 years and years. 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:29.440 Those things are the worse. 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:31.800 Aren't they any way to not give some of that 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:33.080 money aback the deposit. 0:07:33.560 --> 0:07:36.480 Because we're living out of home at the moment. We're 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:39.760 in this temporary accommodation and we go back home in November. 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:44.360 So they're bringing in a rental inspector this week to 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:46.760 find somebody new for the property. And we've got to 0:07:46.760 --> 0:07:49.240 do the old school, like clean everything in the house. 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:52.560 It reminds me of the sharehouse days, whereas was there 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:53.760 anything worse than being in. 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:57.360 That normal day to day life and a sharehouse carnage. 0:07:57.560 --> 0:08:00.560 It's animal house, isn't it, Like it's toil hasn't ever 0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:01.640 been cleaned in months. 0:08:01.680 --> 0:08:04.720 It was a stalemate at all times of like who's 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:06.600 going to do this pile of dishes until there's no 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:10.040 dishes left, Who's going to clean the bathroom? And and 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:11.800 Biancher and I are going through that at the moment 0:08:11.840 --> 0:08:13.920 and have to get it ready for a rental inspection. 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:14.679 It's awful. 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:16.880 You've got your bed in the lounge room jack in 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:17.880 between the couches. 0:08:19.480 --> 0:08:21.040 Do you know what that dog's been doing as well 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:23.920 in that place? Yes, peeing on the balcony or whatever 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:26.840 you call. Don't I about cleaning the windows and boasting 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:28.680 about that pulling that balcony. 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:33.880 Christian O'Connell Christian o'connells Show podcast. 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:36.320 So have we done what everything else? Did? Yesterday? 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:39.360 Try to try and book stuff in? Because I noticed 0:08:39.360 --> 0:08:42.760 that restaurants all went online yesterday. Say look hopefully November 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:46.280 the first November, so we're going to start taking advanced bookings. 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:48.640 Did you all start to get on the phones yesterday 0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:49.920 go online try and book stuff in? 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:50.720 What did you do, Patsy? 0:08:50.840 --> 0:08:51.000 Yeah? 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:53.320 Well I was surprised actually because I went online to 0:08:53.360 --> 0:08:56.080 the hairdresser. I'm already booked in Wednesday, as I told 0:08:56.120 --> 0:08:58.720 you about yesterday, and I actually managed to get one 0:08:58.800 --> 0:09:01.360 last night for or to try rim. So she got 0:09:01.360 --> 0:09:05.000 an appointment at five thirty and they were like Spencer 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:08.320 Street in there. The phone did not stop. It was incredible. 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:11.760 What I think you told me about the midnight opening. 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:21.120 For someone Joey Scadizo. 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:19.160 Is like a hairdresser to the stars. 0:09:19.200 --> 0:09:20.040 To the stars, what. 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:22.520 A great phrase. Anything to the stars? 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:26.679 Yes, you know, who are these various people who've been 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:28.680 unelected to the stars. 0:09:30.000 --> 0:09:32.480 We start walking around and going, we are the breakfast 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:35.320 show to the stars. When the stars want to make 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:36.560 the show, they come to us. 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:39.040 We should just start saying, to start saying. 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:41.080 Don't even what about were number one? To forget that? 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:43.719 All right, that's old school showbiz to the stars, a 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:44.760 show to the stars. 0:09:45.000 --> 0:09:48.080 He opened his cell on in south here at midnight. 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:51.040 For stars only. Well, nice, You've got like bodyguards and 0:09:51.080 --> 0:09:53.400 a red carpet outside. You know, bet Jude's going in 0:09:53.440 --> 0:09:54.559 to get a short back in side. 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:57.920 I think it was a T shirt. All the osters 0:09:57.960 --> 0:09:59.439 were there, apparently wanting their hair. 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:06.680 Is that in this town? Is getting a trim? Is 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:07.480 the biggest Jim? 0:10:08.960 --> 0:10:09.520 Who is the bit? 0:10:09.600 --> 0:10:09.760 Well? 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:12.840 Beck's up there, isn't she a big jud So yeah, 0:10:12.880 --> 0:10:16.040 they opened their doors at midnight and midnight. 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:19.559 But every every barber and hairdresser year drove past yesterday. 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:21.320 You guys would have seen it too. A line out 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:21.680 the door. 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:28.760 It's like bee Tillmania just in Mildrum, Hampton and the Channel. 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:30.400 Seven news crew. It's a gift for the news crew, 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:32.200 isn't it. There was one of those guys. Why are 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:34.960 they always walking to the camera excited when they're out 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:35.840 and about on the street. 0:10:36.120 --> 0:10:37.920 Why you just stand there? Why do you need to 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:40.440 walk at us while the cameraman moves back. He's like 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:42.840 he's coming in the front room and going slow down, mate, Okay, 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:43.640 well get it. 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:45.280 Why is the news always on the move? 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:48.280 He was doing that thing where they're so excited that 0:10:48.280 --> 0:10:50.280 there's news to talk about that isn't just about the 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:53.600 numbers every day anyway. He's outside some barbershops, some gentlemen's 0:10:53.600 --> 0:10:56.120 barbershop on Hampton Street that was packed and he was 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:57.559 in there yelling at the camera. 0:10:57.360 --> 0:10:58.640 Walking out in the streets. 0:10:59.080 --> 0:11:01.920 I mean they're they're walking, those reporters do every single 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:03.800 day for us. Have you booked on anything, Jack? 0:11:03.960 --> 0:11:06.800 My mum didn't even wait till yesterday Sunday. She's been 0:11:06.840 --> 0:11:09.960 trying to book her sixtieth birthday for the family to 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:11.239 go away since. 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:15.679 She's eighty two. Now, you're so elusive to title agreed 0:11:15.720 --> 0:11:16.160 to anything. 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:18.520 The first booking we held was August and then she 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:20.839 kept putting it back. She wants to go out of 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:24.679 town up to Bright and Yes, on Sunday she sent 0:11:24.800 --> 0:11:26.679 us a screen grab if you know how you get 0:11:26.720 --> 0:11:30.000 that list of all the dot points of what Dan 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:33.240 Andrews's new plan is for Unlucky and she circled one 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:36.360 about families. It was a real technical breakdown, like if 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:39.040 you're with families, you can travel together somewhere. So she 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:41.800 has booked in the sixtieth birthday again for the end 0:11:41.840 --> 0:11:43.160 of the November. 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:46.200 And Bright is the holiday destination to the stars. That's 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:46.839 just not forget. 0:11:47.120 --> 0:11:48.440 All the A listeners will be there. 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:54.600 Hello Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:57.880 So next weekend the Grand Final, Grand Final light no other. 0:11:58.000 --> 0:11:59.760 It's not going to bet the MCG which would come 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:02.640 to but before that, the Grand Final isn't just about 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:05.120 the game for you guys, It's about the whole day. 0:12:06.080 --> 0:12:08.560 It's the coming together of mates to enjoy the end 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:11.600 of the season. It's the whole spectacle, isn't it's food, 0:12:11.679 --> 0:12:16.080 it's drinking, it's friends. Take that away this year it's 0:12:16.080 --> 0:12:18.040 going to feel very strange for all if you just 0:12:18.600 --> 0:12:21.559 sat in the evening Saturday night watching the game. 0:12:22.240 --> 0:12:23.880 It just we feel really different. 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:25.760 And tell me if this is the same for you, 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:28.080 I'll be watching it with Bianca, but she'll pick up 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:30.520 a book. By the five minute mark in the first quarter, 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:31.400 Sarah's already. 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:31.520 Said to me. 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:34.079 Sarah said, I'm going to feel sorry for you Saturday night, 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:35.440 you know, because your mates an't going to be that 0:12:35.440 --> 0:12:37.440 will watch the game and that she said, I can't 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:39.079 watch a bit of it with you and I I 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:40.480 don't need a sympathy. 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:43.400 Okay, I might just have a bath. 0:12:44.600 --> 0:12:47.640 But not even the spectacle of the Grand Final parade either. 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:50.839 Friday week this week, isn't it, you know? 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:55.040 Although we still get the public holiday, it's not moment 0:12:55.040 --> 0:12:56.840 too much about the fact it's not here a victoria. 0:12:57.440 --> 0:13:00.280 Keep it quiet or we lose that as well. Just 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:02.080 gonna are you still gonna have you kind even play 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:04.719 the game you normally play. Remind everyone what you do 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:05.679 on the morning of. 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:07.960 The Yeah, honestly my favorite day of the year Grand 0:13:08.000 --> 0:13:10.600 Final days. Since I was in high school. My bunch 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:13.120 of may two I'm still friends with now have played 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:15.240 a game on the morning of the Grand Final. 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:15.800 I love this. 0:13:15.960 --> 0:13:19.000 Yeah, do a scratch match full twenty minute quarters and 0:13:19.040 --> 0:13:22.079 then drag our sore bodies because we don't play at 0:13:22.080 --> 0:13:24.680 all throughout the year. So drag our saw bodies to 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:27.839 the barbecue and it really is the best day of 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:29.480 the year. And yeah, it's going to be so sad 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:30.640 to not have it this year. 0:13:31.120 --> 0:13:33.280 And if another person tells me, like, why didn't you 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:36.680 hang out on zoom during this zoom? No, No, I'm 0:13:36.760 --> 0:13:39.960 done soon this year. I'm done with that thing, just 0:13:40.040 --> 0:13:42.800 opening up that sad old laptop. You know, twice a 0:13:42.880 --> 0:13:44.640 week have to zoom my parents. It's like they're on 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:48.200 an international space station orbiting and they come into contact. 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:50.600 Once I'm done with Zoom. Some of my friends said, 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:52.800 why don't we go to walk together before the game 0:13:52.880 --> 0:13:53.360 just to hang out? 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:55.760 And we're not doing that. I'll go for a walk 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:58.920 together before the game. It's just going to be different this, 0:13:59.040 --> 0:14:01.360 you know. I keep looking at that. I keep thinking, 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:04.680 maybe I misheard what Dan said, maybe meant it without 0:14:04.720 --> 0:14:07.640 meaning it. You know, when he said, what's the subtext 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:09.040 of when he said do the right thing? 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:11.320 Did he mean like for Victoria's that means wa'ts the 0:14:11.360 --> 0:14:13.440 ground final with your mate? Did he wink? 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:15.640 Did anyone else see Dan Andrews out with a thumb 0:14:15.720 --> 0:14:17.040 up in the air like get in there. 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:20.080 I'm pretty sure the sign language person did. 0:14:20.200 --> 0:14:22.920 Yes, I saw a double thumbs up on the sign 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:25.320 person and like that for like chugging beer. 0:14:25.480 --> 0:14:27.400 And then that little case and what you do with 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:29.160 the circles of your thumb and your finger. 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:31.040 So it's going to be at the Gabba this weekend. 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:32.480 It's going to be a night game as well. But 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:35.000 the big thing is it's obviously not the MCG which 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:37.200 is why this week we have well we've now it's 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:40.400 passed us. We've captured the essence, the atmosphere from the 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:44.240 g into a Sharon. Jackpost and Shane Crawford were down 0:14:44.240 --> 0:14:47.280 at gate To yesterday at ten past eight yesterday morning, 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:48.880 seriously with a compressor. 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:50.920 Here's what happened yesterday morning where they were. 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:54.440 Outside the mcg capturing the g the ball. Now the 0:14:54.480 --> 0:14:56.960 Sharon is on its way to the Gabba Thursday morning. 0:14:57.040 --> 0:14:59.920 It's going to be released the atmosphere of the MCG 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:03.280 into the Gamma. Here's what happened yesterday, starting with Shank 0:15:03.280 --> 0:15:04.960 Crawford's rousing speech. 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:09.680 For the first time since the birth of our game, 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:13.080 for the first time in ninety eight years, the Grandfather 0:15:13.240 --> 0:15:16.120 will be played. Beyond our borders and our great city. 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:20.200 Four X is no VB, and the Gamma is no MCG. 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:22.400 You might not be able to see it, but you 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:25.160 can feel it. You can feel it in your phones, 0:15:25.240 --> 0:15:28.280 whether the Southern Stand rolls or in the pit of 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:31.400 your stomach. When one hundred thousand Melbournie, it's hold their breado. 0:15:32.200 --> 0:15:35.200 It's the coasts of Grand Finals, pass and hover a 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:38.240 puppet two if the hunts, the tears, the broken dreams, 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:39.680 those filters. 0:15:40.520 --> 0:15:41.760 And while we can't. 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:45.160 Recreate the gs famous atmosphere, we can capture it by 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:49.680 hiring he high boiled industrial air compressor, pumping it into 0:15:49.720 --> 0:15:51.200 a share and posting it. 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:55.920 Express to the gamma. Jack, let's borrow up. The moment 0:15:55.920 --> 0:16:02.360 has come. It's time to capture the Jack. She's done 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:05.320 started turning it up. 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:06.440 Really crank it up. 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:10.400 Jack. Oh my god, it's starts to suck. 0:16:10.280 --> 0:16:28.640 Him in right now. I can hear them. 0:16:28.760 --> 0:16:31.040 You've got them, guys, We've got it. Turn it off. 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:32.520 That's it, seen it, seen it. 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:33.760 We've captured the jag. 0:16:37.680 --> 0:16:44.520 Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast Tomorrow Show. We do this 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:47.360 twice a year and it's it's it's a joy to do. 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:49.160 It's an amazing thing to do. We're going to call 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:52.440 someone up tomorrow morning and literally one funk call, we 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:54.880 are going to change somebody's life. 0:16:55.560 --> 0:16:56.160 It's amazing. 0:16:56.200 --> 0:16:59.040 The Royal Melbourne Hospital Home Lottery is the big drawer 0:16:59.040 --> 0:17:01.720 tomorrow morning and it's where we give away a home 0:17:01.760 --> 0:17:04.000 worth about three and a half million fat It is 0:17:04.000 --> 0:17:07.080 exactly that three and a half million in Glen Iris, 0:17:07.080 --> 0:17:09.880 This beautiful mats a home the Jack and I have seen. 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:13.040 And you also get, because you might be thinking that's 0:17:13.040 --> 0:17:16.399 a pretty good prize, could you chuck in anything as well, 0:17:16.720 --> 0:17:19.320 also get quarter of a million dollars worth of gold, 0:17:19.760 --> 0:17:22.320 which I still find amazing. The three and a half 0:17:22.400 --> 0:17:25.119 million dollar house is a great prize. And then you 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:27.960 get quarter of a million dollars worth of actual gold, 0:17:28.000 --> 0:17:30.600