WEBVTT - LIFE UNCUT RADIO - 21st May 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:05.280 Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:09.120 Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:11.920 pay our respect to their elders past and present and 0:00:12.039 --> 0:00:15.360 extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait islander 0:00:15.360 --> 0:00:16.120 peoples today. 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:19.560 This episode is recorded on Gaddigal Land of the Aurora Nation. 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:42.360 Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:45.840 I'm Laura and I'm Brittany, and this Little Bad Boy 0:00:46.040 --> 0:00:47.520 is our radio edition. 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:50.479 We do a Saturday radio show. We packaged it up 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:52.599 all nice and neat and cute, and we put all 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:54.680 the good stuff together and we drop it into your 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:57.040 feed every Saturday at one pm. 0:00:57.120 --> 0:00:59.520 And basically anything that's sucked we don't include in this. 0:01:02.000 --> 0:01:03.800 But that's what I mean by say we packaged it 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:05.360 up and give you the good stuff. Anything that we 0:01:05.360 --> 0:01:07.520 think doesn't make the cut, we leave that on the 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:08.200 cutting room floor. 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:10.200 Well, the Today's show, i mean today's show was a 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:12.360 little bit silly, but you know what, it's election day 0:01:12.400 --> 0:01:14.360 and there was so much serious stuff that's been going on. 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:18.240 It's and the elections are quite divisive. Talking about politics 0:01:18.280 --> 0:01:21.720 is very divisive, which is why on Radio this Saturday 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:23.800 we didn't speak about the election. What we did speak 0:01:23.800 --> 0:01:26.600 about is the one thing that brings everyone together and 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:29.640 that's the democracy. Sausage, the sausage sizzle that we all 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:31.520 can look forward to when we go and we place 0:01:31.520 --> 0:01:32.000 our votes. 0:01:32.080 --> 0:01:35.920 So we do actually speak to a man named Josh. Now, Josh, 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:37.639 we won't go into it too much, but Josh traveled 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:39.440 around Australia. Bless his soul. 0:01:39.600 --> 0:01:42.160 He is a hero, He is a legend. 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:46.840 He sampled every sausage sizzle from every Bunnings in Australia. 0:01:46.920 --> 0:01:48.200 It took him two years. 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:51.600 Could you imagine, like everybody has different hobbies, imagine that 0:01:51.680 --> 0:01:53.640 being your hobby, Like what are you gonna do with 0:01:53.680 --> 0:01:55.919 your life? I'm gonna go and I'm gonna try every 0:01:56.120 --> 0:01:57.280 single sausage. 0:01:57.360 --> 0:01:58.800 I don't think he thought of it as a hobby. 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:01.240 I think he thought of it as a sur to Australians. 0:02:01.280 --> 0:02:02.760 I think that's what and he does. He does tell 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:04.800 us where the best one is from. But Laura, just like, 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:08.040 out of curiosity, what is your If you're making a 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:10.720 sausage sizzle, what do you just tell me how you 0:02:10.760 --> 0:02:13.080 build it? Do you put anything extra on it? Plain 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:13.640 piece of bread. 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:14.120 What sauce? 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:17.040 Okay, white bread, just like a square white piece, a 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:21.280 square piece of white wonder white bread. Butter, always butter. 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:22.840 Who I love it butter. 0:02:23.600 --> 0:02:26.280 And I'm all for a chicken sausage. Is that weird? 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:28.400 But I'm not really big on beef sausages. A chicken 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:31.720 sausage with tomato sauce, it makes me really fucking happy. 0:02:32.280 --> 0:02:34.600 Interesting, Okay, I'm just gonna give you my little run down. 0:02:35.320 --> 0:02:39.200 I'm one piece of white bread. Also one normal beef 0:02:39.240 --> 0:02:41.560 sausage thin. I like the long s anyones. I don't 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:44.280 like the shorts. This one's long skinny sausage. 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:46.760 The only time that I like a long thin sausage. 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:52.040 Same on a piece of bread. I have a long 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:54.079 thin sausage. I love to put some onion on the top, 0:02:54.120 --> 0:02:56.760 and I am Usually I'll take whatever sausage going. You know. 0:02:56.840 --> 0:02:59.200 Sometimes I don't have the options, but my go to 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:01.280 if I had the choice, would be a barbecue sauce. 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:03.959 I cannot believe the detail that you just went into. 0:03:04.080 --> 0:03:05.880 Also really hungry, so I'm salivating to. 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:06.520 Know about this. 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:09.119 I sometimes think as well, like obviously our radio show 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:11.160 is so very different in content to the stuff that 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:12.960 we do on a Tuesday or on a Thursday. Tuesdays 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:16.040 and Thursdays are like the insightful deep I mean, often 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:17.240 very silly and funny as well. 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:19.400 But this the radio show is just a good laugh. 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:21.040 So if you wanted just to have a chuckle along, 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:24.480 listen to some fluffy content that is exactly what this is. Otherwise, 0:03:24.480 --> 0:03:27.880 we'll see you back here on Tuesday, or speaking of Tuesday. 0:03:27.880 --> 0:03:30.359 Just while I've got you, segwe Tuesday. 0:03:30.520 --> 0:03:34.720 This coming week, we have the most fucking incredible episode 0:03:34.760 --> 0:03:36.360 for you, and I just want to take this opportunity 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:38.480 to let you guys know, put it sounds like an 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:41.960 Oscar speech, I'd like to take this opportunity. 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:42.320 To thank my mom. 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:46.720 No, put it in your reminders, like really strap yourselves 0:03:46.720 --> 0:03:49.520 in for this one. We are interviewing this wonderful woman. 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:53.440 Her name is Jessica Buchanan. Now Jessica was Her story 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:57.600 is unbelievable. Why she was living and working in Somalia, 0:03:57.640 --> 0:03:59.760 and whilst she was there, she was working for a 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:03.760 com me who would detect land mines and help the 0:04:03.800 --> 0:04:06.280 communities to try and figure out where and what might 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:07.360 constitute a landmine. 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:07.560 It was. 0:04:07.600 --> 0:04:09.840 It was more of an education piece, and while she 0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:13.480 was working there, she was kidnapped and held for ransom 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:17.560 for over ninety days in the desert by Somali rebels, 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:21.080 by Somali pirates. It is honestly, it's one of and 0:04:21.160 --> 0:04:22.919 I don't even know how to say whether it was 0:04:22.920 --> 0:04:25.960 my favorite, but it was like such an incredible story 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:28.520 and Britain I were we could have spoken to her forever. 0:04:28.800 --> 0:04:31.320 From the moment I read her story, I was so hooked, 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:34.080 and then speaking to her was just a different level. 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:35.679 She was the ransom. 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:36.000 I don't know. 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:38.000 I don't even know how to I don't even know 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:41.880 how to explain it. But she was ninety days in 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:44.840 the desert, thinking every single day she was going to die, 0:04:45.240 --> 0:04:48.560 and knowing that the ransom was for forty five millions, 0:04:48.560 --> 0:04:51.440 So the ransom wasn't even accessible, Like it wasn't a 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:53.800 five hundred thousand dollars ransom, it wasn't a one million 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:56.240 dollar ransom. It was forty five million. So she's in 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:58.719 the desert thinking, not surely, no one's coming from me, 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:01.039 no one's got forty five million. Wouldn't believe her that 0:05:01.080 --> 0:05:03.200 no one had forty five million it was. It was 0:05:03.320 --> 0:05:07.839 just an absolutely horrific but incredible story of survival. 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:10.159 So please put that on your calendars, guys for coming up. 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:12.839 It's coming up on Tuesday's episode. But let's tell you 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:16.239 about what's on this episode. Now, Laura uses everyone else's toothbrush. 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:17.320 I'll row you under the bus. 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:19.799 Okay, we talked about there's been this thing that happened 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:23.360 on the View. It's that TV show with Whoopie Goldberg, 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:26.720 and basically they discussed whether it is or isn't acceptable 0:05:26.720 --> 0:05:30.400 to use your partner's toothbrush. Now I use Matt's toothbrush, 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:32.279 and apparently he's got an issue with it, So we 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:34.599 get into that. We also speak to Will and Woody, 0:05:34.600 --> 0:05:36.520 who are coming up on The Apprentice at the moment, 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:39.280 so that the Apprentice starts on Sunday night, which is tomorrow. 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:40.880 If you listen to this when it comes out, and 0:05:40.920 --> 0:05:43.400 they're so fucking funny. There's such great guys to chat too. 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:45.039 Well, that's it, let's get into it. 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:46.560 The Life on Cut radio show. 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:53.000 I want to address something that just happened on the 0:05:53.040 --> 0:05:55.839 way to the station. I just went and picked Laura up. 0:05:56.200 --> 0:05:58.960 She opens the door and she furiously says, give me 0:05:59.000 --> 0:06:00.960 a pen and paper. Immediately I know you have one, 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:02.560 and I was like, oh, I'm not even gonna question this. 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:05.200 I did it. Let's talk about what you did, Laura. 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:08.480 Oh yeah, there was someone parked terribly on the street 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:11.000 and I wrote a note and made sure that they're 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:14.520 aware of it. Oh okay, no, producer, Keisha. We spent 0:06:14.720 --> 0:06:17.120 five minutes trying to get her very small car into 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:20.120 a very very tight park in a space where three 0:06:20.120 --> 0:06:23.320 cars can park. And I tell you that is my bugbear. 0:06:23.480 --> 0:06:24.120 I hate it. 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:27.320 I hated it with all my soul when people park 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:30.880 and they just selfishly leave a meter out from the 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:33.080 from the signpost. 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:35.080 Because no one can use that meter behind you, No one, 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:37.160 not even a motorbike. Really, it's a dead space. 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:37.480 Okay. 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:39.400 I did, after I wrote the letter think maybe there 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:41.320 might have been a scooter or something part it earlier 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:42.640 and the scooter's just gone. 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:45.360 But never that's probably were their part. 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:48.680 Did I think in my younger years that I would 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:51.120 be the woman who would write an angry note and 0:06:51.240 --> 0:06:52.160 leave it on someone's car? 0:06:52.279 --> 0:06:53.040 What did I am? 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:53.280 Yeah? 0:06:53.279 --> 0:06:53.840 What did you write it? 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:53.960 Then? 0:06:54.000 --> 0:06:54.560 I write it for it? 0:06:54.920 --> 0:06:56.480 And you didn't sign it off? With my did I 0:06:56.560 --> 0:06:57.840 it was my name on. 0:06:57.839 --> 0:07:00.960 The Hockli Kiki case stationary with my address on It 0:07:01.000 --> 0:07:04.320 was the back of a Bill Brittany Instagram. 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:11.400 Lawesscy management call in. 0:07:13.240 --> 0:07:14.720 That's definitely not I just wrote. 0:07:14.720 --> 0:07:16.960 I just wrote a very passive, aggressive note that said, 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:21.160 excuse me. I said, please, can you park more considerately 0:07:21.240 --> 0:07:24.679 in the future, if you could park closer to the sign, 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:27.720 it would allow for more cars to park in this area. 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:29.840 This is extremely every word. 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:30.760 Is what I wrote. 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:32.320 Which, now that I'm. 0:07:32.480 --> 0:07:37.320 Playing passive Laura, I'm also embarrassed for myself listening to 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:37.960 what I just said. 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:39.400 Have I turned into a middle aged woman? 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:40.520 Yeah, you turned into a Karen. 0:07:40.640 --> 0:07:41.920 You are a middle aged woman. 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:48.560 I'll tell you are blinking. 0:07:48.240 --> 0:07:48.680 You miss it. 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:51.840 I just realize that you are a middle aged woman. 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:54.360 And you know what, I was really cranky too, Like 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:56.520 I felt really angry about it, the way that the 0:07:56.520 --> 0:07:57.280 guy parked. 0:07:57.440 --> 0:07:59.920 But where do you draw the line, Like, what's next? 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:01.640 You'd be one of those neighbors that call the cops 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:04.240 on your poor young couple having a party at midnight. 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:06.600 Hundred percent she would. I have already called them, not 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:08.120 all my now neighbors, but in the past. 0:08:08.200 --> 0:08:11.960 Yes, I've called as in nine neighbors now my current neighbors. 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:14.360 No, in my old house, I used to live right 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:16.920 across from like a party house. And yeah, eleven o'clock 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:17.600 crawls round on. 0:08:18.840 --> 0:08:22.680 I'm so I'm embarrassed most eleven PM we're talking didn't 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:27.680 go through the night after ten thirty two day, Laura 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:30.120 Karen burn this past end. 0:08:30.480 --> 0:08:33.600 I am cutting myself above for next Saturday. And yeah, 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:35.240 you can call me Karen from now on. And if 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:37.360 your name's Karen, you just wear that with pride. Can 0:08:37.400 --> 0:08:39.319 we don't even say that as an insult. 0:08:40.480 --> 0:08:41.600 And doubling down? 0:08:42.640 --> 0:08:46.120 Karen call you in twenty two your Saturday Morning for 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:46.679 the last time. 0:08:47.040 --> 0:08:49.760 Radiation Red Hockley and Laura Ben. 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:53.160 Tomorrow night, very excited for the Celebrity Apprentice it is 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:56.120 coming back, and two of our coworkers you're at Kiss 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:59.920 FM adjoining the cast our very own Will and Woody 0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:01.360 will be on Telly's and they join us. 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:05.840 Now, Hello boys, Hello, great to be How do you 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:08.080 feel about doing a reality TV show? 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:10.360 What was the experience like for you guys? 0:09:10.559 --> 0:09:11.240 Pretty full on? 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:15.480 You guys would both know like it's terrifying the whole 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:19.760 thing you don't know how it's going to be cut together. 0:09:20.200 --> 0:09:22.560 You know you're in a space with a whole bunch 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:27.600 of egos and personalities, and you realize that producers are 0:09:27.640 --> 0:09:31.400 doing things to try and get drama, and you can't 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:34.080 help but get absorbed in this master manipulators. 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:37.640 Producers are the sooner you know that, the better well said, well. 0:09:37.440 --> 0:09:39.920 Said, and I feel like we knew that, and you 0:09:40.040 --> 0:09:42.800 know that's going on, But you still get absorbed in 0:09:42.840 --> 0:09:43.160 the game. 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:45.520 You definitely do. You lose fact of you lose sight 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:46.120 of what's real. 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:48.240 But I think the interesting thing of doing a part 0:09:48.240 --> 0:09:51.400 of doing a celebrity reality show is you're doing a 0:09:51.400 --> 0:09:53.920 celebrity at reality show because of one of two reasons. 0:09:54.240 --> 0:09:58.240 Either A, you're like slightly might have screwed up publicly 0:09:58.280 --> 0:09:59.800 and hence you're trying to claw back your. 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:04.640 Image redemptions redemption A or option B. 0:10:05.160 --> 0:10:09.280 You're not quite in celebritieszone yet, so you're trying to 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:12.160 get more famous. And I'll let you guys figure out 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:13.359 which one we were. 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:15.559 In your own time. 0:10:15.920 --> 0:10:18.319 But we were definitely in category B there. 0:10:17.720 --> 0:10:19.080 So we were. 0:10:19.040 --> 0:10:21.760 Tiny fish in a big pond. So the big scary 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:24.080 part of it was that there were these people who 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:29.240 were genuinely previously very big celebs who were clawing back 0:10:29.280 --> 0:10:33.360 their image and the jostling for position was terrifying. 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:35.839 I want to know, though, because obviously you've got to 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:37.920 have connections, right, Like that's the whole premise of the show. 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:39.720 You've got to be able to call on your famous 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:40.720 and your wealthy friends. 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:43.000 How did that go for you guys? 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:44.760 Like, if you're saying, okay, we wanted to do what 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:47.400 we wanted to get more famous, what were your connections? 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:51.040 Like you'll see an episode onne you'll see tomorrow night. 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:55.440 Because without giving too much away, the challenge involves a 0:10:55.480 --> 0:10:58.800 requirement to have a black book effectively, which is contacting 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:00.840 powerful people who have a lot of who will donate 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:01.719 towards a certain thing. 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:04.400 Will and I had nothing. 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:07.400 Like we won one word on the first page. 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:10.040 We would pretend we would pretend to be on the vote. 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:14.640 We would just stand around, who are you calling? 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:16.120 And I'd be like, and they'd be on the phone 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:18.480 to like a big four bang and it'd be like 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:20.480 and they'd come back in they'd be like, were like 0:11:20.520 --> 0:11:22.440 eighty grand and then a high five and we'd be 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:23.320 on the phone to our. 0:11:23.240 --> 0:11:26.520 Dads, Yo, please dat. 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:30.000 You know how I borrow some money for a car, 0:11:30.840 --> 0:11:32.000 like when I was twenty one. 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:34.199 We're back there, and then we just try and join 0:11:34.240 --> 0:11:35.079 in with the celebration. 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:37.240 So when someone did get a big donation, we'd just 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:41.760 sort of join into the hugs. No iron team guys, 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:42.400 do they get. 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:44.680 To know how much you contribute or do you just 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:46.560 contribute something as a group, so no one knows that 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:47.640 you guys didn't pull your weight. 0:11:48.440 --> 0:11:50.559 So no, So we didn't think anyone would find out 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:52.960 what we contributed because obviously a team score. 0:11:53.160 --> 0:12:02.720 But then in the boardroom they go like they know. 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:02.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:04.720 And that's a terrifying moment in episode one. 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:06.439 Because it all comes down to who your charity is 0:12:06.480 --> 0:12:08.680 as well. So everybody's got this charity that they're playing 0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:10.400 for and have all promised the charity. We're going to 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:13.120 win them tens of thousand dollars on this game, and 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:16.320 if you don't, you feel awful, and if other people 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:19.800 aren't lifting their weight for your charity, it gets nasty fast. 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:23.200 Because we had no skills, so we were like like 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:23.800 the dead weight. 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:27.160 You had the money, no connections, no skills, what did 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:28.959 you bring you know what you guys, have you had 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:31.480 the gift of the gab, that is for sure. 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:33.559 Seven o'clock Channel nine, you can watch Will. But the 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:35.439 boys are sticking around. We had a whole bunch of 0:12:35.520 --> 0:12:37.600 headlines that have been written about you. Some aer are 0:12:37.640 --> 0:12:41.679 completely real from Daily Mail. Some we've just blatantly made up, 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:43.640 and we're going to read them to you, and it's 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:45.920 your job to debunk headline or head lie. 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:46.880 You're good to stick around. 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:49.880 I'm so excited for this because nothing has been written 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:51.440 about me and name. 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:55.959 Through the doldrons of the Daily Mails. 0:12:56.040 --> 0:13:03.439 I'm all right, So we have some headlines or headlines 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:05.000 that have been written about you, guys, and this is 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:08.400 your opportunity to either defunct them, tell us what has happened, 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:10.679 or you know what, tell us if it's completely made up. 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:15.559 So Number one radio host Will McMahon says it's about time. 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:18.960 She's been bugging me about him dropping the knee for months, 0:13:19.240 --> 0:13:22.239 in response to news of co host Woody Whitelaw's engagement 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:23.640 to girlfriend Mimi Gibbs. 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:27.000 Wow wow, I think I can debunk this one pretty 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:29.600 early because the only time the Daily Mail has ever 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:32.120 written a piece about me, they called me, Will McCann. 0:13:33.640 --> 0:13:38.000 They have no idea who I am, and I've never 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:39.000 spoken to them. 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:43.840 To them, I'm just another bald guy in the media. 0:13:44.120 --> 0:13:46.240 That's why I did Celebrity Apprentice so I could get 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:48.120 a little bit more clout with these people. 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:50.480 So it's not a true story, unfortunately. 0:13:50.840 --> 0:13:51.959 Well that cloud. 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:52.680 Is certainly coming. 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:53.160 Don't worry. 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:54.400 Don't wish it upon yourself. 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:58.760 Okay, Samantha jades Laan's a nasty, bexamic in explosive new 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:02.120 Celebrity Apprentice footing what happens? 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:04.720 So you've now gone to headlines away from us. 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:08.120 There aren't any about us. 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:10.679 Now. 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:12.559 The game has just become a real headline. 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:15.439 Or let's go for. 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:17.559 Some real celebrities and celebrity offrentes. 0:14:19.080 --> 0:14:21.400 That's true, that's true. That'll be a real headline. 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:24.600 All right, we know it's true. 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:26.520 We want to know a bit more of the juicy journal, 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:28.400 but I don't think we're getting anything out. 0:14:28.320 --> 0:14:28.760 Of are we. 0:14:28.880 --> 0:14:30.320 No, no, no, no no, we can hit you. 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:31.080 It was good. 0:14:31.160 --> 0:14:34.560 We dictually do a podcast every night. We sat down 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:37.120 and recorded all this stuff during celeber printers so people 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:38.840 be able to hear the behind the scenes. So I'm 0:14:38.840 --> 0:14:40.840 actually feeling okay talking about this. I don't want to 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:44.440 give too much away, but Sammy Jade, as you would know, 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:46.720 is probably one of the sweetest people you'll ever meet 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:50.000 in your life. Like, she's genuinely so lovely. And Beck 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:56.240 and her clashed hard over one of the challenges, a 0:14:56.280 --> 0:15:00.360 fashion challenge, and it got to and it got to 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:01.840 a point in and around. 0:15:02.280 --> 0:15:03.640 Was there something about Sammy's mum? 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:09.200 There was a difference of creative opinion about a fashion item. 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:12.360 Yes, right, I do. I do like how diplomatic you 0:15:12.400 --> 0:15:12.720 put that. 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:16.040 You did set up Samantha jadas being the most wonderful 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:17.840 girl in the world, and you were like, And then Beck, 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:18.880 there was a fight. 0:15:19.840 --> 0:15:22.920 We all know how you really feel and signed a 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:24.680 non disclaimer. Let's not talk about this. 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:28.280 I'm okay with it. I'm really okay with it. Was 0:15:28.400 --> 0:15:34.680 unfairing that Beck was then because I'm not. 0:15:35.160 --> 0:15:38.360 Will mcmont says, the only thing harder than hosting a 0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:41.120 daily radio show is going bald in my twenties. 0:15:48.000 --> 0:15:50.920 Was that a statement paper. 0:15:56.560 --> 0:15:56.880 From you? 0:15:58.200 --> 0:16:05.320 Its true, Let's finish a five. 0:16:04.920 --> 0:16:06.400 We love. 0:16:08.160 --> 0:16:10.840 Also the best of luck tomorrow night. We can't wait 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:11.640 to watch. 0:16:13.600 --> 0:16:14.000 The show. 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:19.920 Pleasure you can get obviously a celebrity apprentice seven o'clock 0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:21.920 Tomorrow night, Channel Night and Will What a week days 0:16:21.960 --> 0:16:27.640 on around Australia Sea Boys. 0:16:28.120 --> 0:16:30.040 This is the Life on cart radio. 0:16:29.760 --> 0:16:35.160 Show and Laura Beni is democracy Sausage day, guys, what 0:16:35.280 --> 0:16:36.480 a day to be alive? 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:38.800 It day to be alive. 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:43.920 And the only thing that is less divisive than the election, 0:16:44.480 --> 0:16:46.760 the one thing that brings us all together is certainly 0:16:46.840 --> 0:16:49.920 not politics. No, it's the sausage sizzle that you might 0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:52.160 find at your local school ground or wherever it is 0:16:52.160 --> 0:16:52.960 that you're voting today. 0:16:53.080 --> 0:16:54.520 Let's be real. For a lot of people, I think 0:16:54.520 --> 0:16:56.040 that's the incentive to go and vote. 0:16:56.040 --> 0:16:58.600 But I love It's not climate change, it's not all 0:16:58.600 --> 0:17:01.560 the other policy melting icebergs. 0:17:01.760 --> 0:17:05.000 Don't be ridiculous. It's the sausage. But I love a 0:17:05.000 --> 0:17:07.119 good sausage sizzle. I do. But I think there's a 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:09.800 lot of different criteria for a sausage scizzle, Like what 0:17:10.000 --> 0:17:12.399 makes a good sausage sizzle? Is it the bread? Is 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:13.439 it the sausage itself? 0:17:13.480 --> 0:17:15.280 Do you guys like the piece of the square like 0:17:15.359 --> 0:17:17.120 wonder white or do you like an actual role? 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:18.800 No, it has to be white bread. 0:17:19.520 --> 0:17:23.359 It has to be squary, cheap wonder white bread car 0:17:23.760 --> 0:17:24.680 filled bread. 0:17:24.480 --> 0:17:27.800 With onion one yet sauce drizzled on top. That's what 0:17:27.840 --> 0:17:29.920 I But look, there's one way that we can really 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:32.320 find out, and that is to speak with a young 0:17:32.400 --> 0:17:36.439 oudie lad named Josh. Now, Josh, guys, Josh went around 0:17:36.480 --> 0:17:39.840 Australia and ate a sausage at every single Bunning store 0:17:39.880 --> 0:17:42.199 that there is. So he is the man that is 0:17:42.240 --> 0:17:43.920 going to be able to tell us what makes a 0:17:43.960 --> 0:17:44.359 good snack. 0:17:44.560 --> 0:17:46.440 Well, let's talk to you. Let's get Josh on. Hello, buddy, 0:17:46.440 --> 0:17:47.920 thanks for coming on the show. A sausage man. 0:17:49.680 --> 0:17:52.480 We are good now, Josh, you are a too blue Australian. 0:17:52.640 --> 0:17:57.840