Speaker 1: Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout
Speaker 1: Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We
Speaker 1: pay our respect to their elders past and present and
Speaker 1: extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait islander
Speaker 1: peoples today.
Speaker 2: This episode is recorded on Gaddigal Land of the Aurora Nation.
Speaker 2: Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut.
Speaker 2: I'm Laura and I'm Brittany, and this Little Bad Boy
Speaker 2: is our radio edition.
Speaker 1: We do a Saturday radio show. We packaged it up
Speaker 1: all nice and neat and cute, and we put all
Speaker 1: the good stuff together and we drop it into your
Speaker 1: feed every Saturday at one pm.
Speaker 3: And basically anything that's sucked we don't include in this.
Speaker 1: But that's what I mean by say we packaged it
Speaker 1: up and give you the good stuff. Anything that we
Speaker 1: think doesn't make the cut, we leave that on the
Speaker 1: cutting room floor.
Speaker 2: Well, the Today's show, i mean today's show was a
Speaker 2: little bit silly, but you know what, it's election day
Speaker 2: and there was so much serious stuff that's been going on.
Speaker 2: It's and the elections are quite divisive. Talking about politics
Speaker 2: is very divisive, which is why on Radio this Saturday
Speaker 2: we didn't speak about the election. What we did speak
Speaker 2: about is the one thing that brings everyone together and
Speaker 2: that's the democracy. Sausage, the sausage sizzle that we all
Speaker 2: can look forward to when we go and we place
Speaker 2: our votes.
Speaker 1: So we do actually speak to a man named Josh. Now, Josh,
Speaker 1: we won't go into it too much, but Josh traveled
Speaker 1: around Australia. Bless his soul.
Speaker 3: He is a hero, He is a legend.
Speaker 1: He sampled every sausage sizzle from every Bunnings in Australia.
Speaker 1: It took him two years.
Speaker 2: Could you imagine, like everybody has different hobbies, imagine that
Speaker 2: being your hobby, Like what are you gonna do with
Speaker 2: your life? I'm gonna go and I'm gonna try every
Speaker 2: single sausage.
Speaker 1: I don't think he thought of it as a hobby.
Speaker 1: I think he thought of it as a sur to Australians.
Speaker 1: I think that's what and he does. He does tell
Speaker 1: us where the best one is from. But Laura, just like,
Speaker 1: out of curiosity, what is your If you're making a
Speaker 1: sausage sizzle, what do you just tell me how you
Speaker 1: build it? Do you put anything extra on it? Plain
Speaker 1: piece of bread.
Speaker 3: What sauce?
Speaker 2: Okay, white bread, just like a square white piece, a
Speaker 2: square piece of white wonder white bread. Butter, always butter.
Speaker 2: Who I love it butter.
Speaker 3: And I'm all for a chicken sausage. Is that weird?
Speaker 2: But I'm not really big on beef sausages. A chicken
Speaker 2: sausage with tomato sauce, it makes me really fucking happy.
Speaker 1: Interesting, Okay, I'm just gonna give you my little run down.
Speaker 1: I'm one piece of white bread. Also one normal beef
Speaker 1: sausage thin. I like the long s anyones. I don't
Speaker 1: like the shorts. This one's long skinny sausage.
Speaker 3: The only time that I like a long thin sausage.
Speaker 1: Same on a piece of bread. I have a long
Speaker 1: thin sausage. I love to put some onion on the top,
Speaker 1: and I am Usually I'll take whatever sausage going. You know.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I don't have the options, but my go to
Speaker 1: if I had the choice, would be a barbecue sauce.
Speaker 3: I cannot believe the detail that you just went into.
Speaker 1: Also really hungry, so I'm salivating to.
Speaker 4: Know about this.
Speaker 2: I sometimes think as well, like obviously our radio show
Speaker 2: is so very different in content to the stuff that
Speaker 2: we do on a Tuesday or on a Thursday. Tuesdays
Speaker 2: and Thursdays are like the insightful deep I mean, often
Speaker 2: very silly and funny as well.
Speaker 3: But this the radio show is just a good laugh.
Speaker 2: So if you wanted just to have a chuckle along,
Speaker 2: listen to some fluffy content that is exactly what this is. Otherwise,
Speaker 2: we'll see you back here on Tuesday, or speaking of Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Just while I've got you, segwe Tuesday.
Speaker 2: This coming week, we have the most fucking incredible episode
Speaker 2: for you, and I just want to take this opportunity
Speaker 2: to let you guys know, put it sounds like an
Speaker 2: Oscar speech, I'd like to take this opportunity.
Speaker 3: To thank my mom.
Speaker 2: No, put it in your reminders, like really strap yourselves
Speaker 2: in for this one. We are interviewing this wonderful woman.
Speaker 2: Her name is Jessica Buchanan. Now Jessica was Her story
Speaker 2: is unbelievable. Why she was living and working in Somalia,
Speaker 2: and whilst she was there, she was working for a
Speaker 2: com me who would detect land mines and help the
Speaker 2: communities to try and figure out where and what might
Speaker 2: constitute a landmine.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 2: It was more of an education piece, and while she
Speaker 2: was working there, she was kidnapped and held for ransom
Speaker 2: for over ninety days in the desert by Somali rebels,
Speaker 2: by Somali pirates. It is honestly, it's one of and
Speaker 2: I don't even know how to say whether it was
Speaker 2: my favorite, but it was like such an incredible story
Speaker 2: and Britain I were we could have spoken to her forever.
Speaker 1: From the moment I read her story, I was so hooked,
Speaker 1: and then speaking to her was just a different level.
Speaker 1: She was the ransom.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to I don't even know
Speaker 1: how to explain it. But she was ninety days in
Speaker 1: the desert, thinking every single day she was going to die,
Speaker 1: and knowing that the ransom was for forty five millions,
Speaker 1: So the ransom wasn't even accessible, Like it wasn't a
Speaker 1: five hundred thousand dollars ransom, it wasn't a one million
Speaker 1: dollar ransom. It was forty five million. So she's in
Speaker 1: the desert thinking, not surely, no one's coming from me,
Speaker 1: no one's got forty five million. Wouldn't believe her that
Speaker 1: no one had forty five million it was. It was
Speaker 1: just an absolutely horrific but incredible story of survival.
Speaker 2: So please put that on your calendars, guys for coming up.
Speaker 2: It's coming up on Tuesday's episode. But let's tell you
Speaker 2: about what's on this episode. Now, Laura uses everyone else's toothbrush.
Speaker 1: I'll row you under the bus.
Speaker 2: Okay, we talked about there's been this thing that happened
Speaker 2: on the View. It's that TV show with Whoopie Goldberg,
Speaker 2: and basically they discussed whether it is or isn't acceptable
Speaker 2: to use your partner's toothbrush. Now I use Matt's toothbrush,
Speaker 2: and apparently he's got an issue with it, So we
Speaker 2: get into that. We also speak to Will and Woody,
Speaker 2: who are coming up on The Apprentice at the moment,
Speaker 2: so that the Apprentice starts on Sunday night, which is tomorrow.
Speaker 2: If you listen to this when it comes out, and
Speaker 2: they're so fucking funny. There's such great guys to chat too.
Speaker 1: Well, that's it, let's get into it.
Speaker 3: The Life on Cut radio show.
Speaker 1: I want to address something that just happened on the
Speaker 1: way to the station. I just went and picked Laura up.
Speaker 1: She opens the door and she furiously says, give me
Speaker 1: a pen and paper. Immediately I know you have one,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, I'm not even gonna question this.
Speaker 1: I did it. Let's talk about what you did, Laura.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there was someone parked terribly on the street
Speaker 2: and I wrote a note and made sure that they're
Speaker 2: aware of it. Oh okay, no, producer, Keisha. We spent
Speaker 2: five minutes trying to get her very small car into
Speaker 2: a very very tight park in a space where three
Speaker 2: cars can park. And I tell you that is my bugbear.
Speaker 1: I hate it.
Speaker 2: I hated it with all my soul when people park
Speaker 2: and they just selfishly leave a meter out from the
Speaker 2: from the signpost.
Speaker 1: Because no one can use that meter behind you, No one,
Speaker 1: not even a motorbike. Really, it's a dead space.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: I did, after I wrote the letter think maybe there
Speaker 2: might have been a scooter or something part it earlier
Speaker 2: and the scooter's just gone.
Speaker 1: But never that's probably were their part.
Speaker 2: Did I think in my younger years that I would
Speaker 2: be the woman who would write an angry note and
Speaker 2: leave it on someone's car?
Speaker 4: What did I am?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What did you write it?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 4: I write it for it?
Speaker 1: And you didn't sign it off? With my did I
Speaker 1: it was my name on.
Speaker 6: The Hockli Kiki case stationary with my address on It
Speaker 6: was the back of a Bill Brittany Instagram.
Speaker 4: Lawesscy management call in.
Speaker 3: That's definitely not I just wrote.
Speaker 2: I just wrote a very passive, aggressive note that said,
Speaker 2: excuse me. I said, please, can you park more considerately
Speaker 2: in the future, if you could park closer to the sign,
Speaker 2: it would allow for more cars to park in this area.
Speaker 3: This is extremely every word.
Speaker 7: Is what I wrote.
Speaker 3: Which, now that I'm.
Speaker 2: Playing passive Laura, I'm also embarrassed for myself listening to
Speaker 2: what I just said.
Speaker 3: Have I turned into a middle aged woman?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you turned into a Karen.
Speaker 1: You are a middle aged woman.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you are blinking.
Speaker 1: You miss it.
Speaker 4: I just realize that you are a middle aged woman.
Speaker 2: And you know what, I was really cranky too, Like
Speaker 2: I felt really angry about it, the way that the
Speaker 2: guy parked.
Speaker 4: But where do you draw the line, Like, what's next?
Speaker 6: You'd be one of those neighbors that call the cops
Speaker 6: on your poor young couple having a party at midnight.
Speaker 2: Hundred percent she would. I have already called them, not
Speaker 2: all my now neighbors, but in the past.
Speaker 1: Yes, I've called as in nine neighbors now my current neighbors.
Speaker 2: No, in my old house, I used to live right
Speaker 2: across from like a party house. And yeah, eleven o'clock
Speaker 2: crawls round on.
Speaker 1: I'm so I'm embarrassed most eleven PM we're talking didn't
Speaker 1: go through the night after ten thirty two day, Laura
Speaker 1: Karen burn this past end.
Speaker 3: I am cutting myself above for next Saturday. And yeah,
Speaker 3: you can call me Karen from now on. And if
Speaker 3: your name's Karen, you just wear that with pride. Can
Speaker 3: we don't even say that as an insult.
Speaker 4: And doubling down?
Speaker 8: Karen call you in twenty two your Saturday Morning for
Speaker 8: the last time.
Speaker 1: Radiation Red Hockley and Laura Ben.
Speaker 6: Tomorrow night, very excited for the Celebrity Apprentice it is
Speaker 6: coming back, and two of our coworkers you're at Kiss
Speaker 6: FM adjoining the cast our very own Will and Woody
Speaker 6: will be on Telly's and they join us.
Speaker 2: Now, Hello boys, Hello, great to be How do you
Speaker 2: feel about doing a reality TV show?
Speaker 3: What was the experience like for you guys?
Speaker 4: Pretty full on?
Speaker 8: You guys would both know like it's terrifying the whole
Speaker 8: thing you don't know how it's going to be cut together.
Speaker 8: You know you're in a space with a whole bunch
Speaker 8: of egos and personalities, and you realize that producers are
Speaker 8: doing things to try and get drama, and you can't
Speaker 8: help but get absorbed in this master manipulators.
Speaker 1: Producers are the sooner you know that, the better well said, well.
Speaker 8: Said, and I feel like we knew that, and you
Speaker 8: know that's going on, But you still get absorbed in
Speaker 8: the game.
Speaker 4: You definitely do. You lose fact of you lose sight
Speaker 4: of what's real.
Speaker 5: But I think the interesting thing of doing a part
Speaker 5: of doing a celebrity reality show is you're doing a
Speaker 5: celebrity at reality show because of one of two reasons.
Speaker 5: Either A, you're like slightly might have screwed up publicly
Speaker 5: and hence you're trying to claw back your.
Speaker 1: Image redemptions redemption A or option B.
Speaker 5: You're not quite in celebritieszone yet, so you're trying to
Speaker 5: get more famous. And I'll let you guys figure out
Speaker 5: which one we were.
Speaker 4: In your own time.
Speaker 5: But we were definitely in category B there.
Speaker 4: So we were.
Speaker 5: Tiny fish in a big pond. So the big scary
Speaker 5: part of it was that there were these people who
Speaker 5: were genuinely previously very big celebs who were clawing back
Speaker 5: their image and the jostling for position was terrifying.
Speaker 2: I want to know, though, because obviously you've got to
Speaker 2: have connections, right, Like that's the whole premise of the show.
Speaker 2: You've got to be able to call on your famous
Speaker 2: and your wealthy friends.
Speaker 3: How did that go for you guys?
Speaker 2: Like, if you're saying, okay, we wanted to do what
Speaker 2: we wanted to get more famous, what were your connections?
Speaker 8: Like you'll see an episode onne you'll see tomorrow night.
Speaker 8: Because without giving too much away, the challenge involves a
Speaker 8: requirement to have a black book effectively, which is contacting
Speaker 8: powerful people who have a lot of who will donate
Speaker 8: towards a certain thing.
Speaker 4: Will and I had nothing.
Speaker 3: Like we won one word on the first page.
Speaker 5: We would pretend we would pretend to be on the vote.
Speaker 4: We would just stand around, who are you calling?
Speaker 5: And I'd be like, and they'd be on the phone
Speaker 5: to like a big four bang and it'd be like
Speaker 5: and they'd come back in they'd be like, were like
Speaker 5: eighty grand and then a high five and we'd be
Speaker 5: on the phone to our.
Speaker 4: Dads, Yo, please dat.
Speaker 5: You know how I borrow some money for a car,
Speaker 5: like when I was twenty one.
Speaker 4: We're back there, and then we just try and join
Speaker 4: in with the celebration.
Speaker 8: So when someone did get a big donation, we'd just
Speaker 8: sort of join into the hugs. No iron team guys,
Speaker 8: do they get.
Speaker 1: To know how much you contribute or do you just
Speaker 1: contribute something as a group, so no one knows that
Speaker 1: you guys didn't pull your weight.
Speaker 8: So no, So we didn't think anyone would find out
Speaker 8: what we contributed because obviously a team score.
Speaker 5: But then in the boardroom they go like they know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 8: And that's a terrifying moment in episode one.
Speaker 5: Because it all comes down to who your charity is
Speaker 5: as well. So everybody's got this charity that they're playing
Speaker 5: for and have all promised the charity. We're going to
Speaker 5: win them tens of thousand dollars on this game, and
Speaker 5: if you don't, you feel awful, and if other people
Speaker 5: aren't lifting their weight for your charity, it gets nasty fast.
Speaker 8: Because we had no skills, so we were like like
Speaker 8: the dead weight.
Speaker 1: You had the money, no connections, no skills, what did
Speaker 1: you bring you know what you guys, have you had
Speaker 1: the gift of the gab, that is for sure.
Speaker 6: Seven o'clock Channel nine, you can watch Will. But the
Speaker 6: boys are sticking around. We had a whole bunch of
Speaker 6: headlines that have been written about you. Some aer are
Speaker 6: completely real from Daily Mail. Some we've just blatantly made up,
Speaker 6: and we're going to read them to you, and it's
Speaker 6: your job to debunk headline or head lie.
Speaker 4: You're good to stick around.
Speaker 5: I'm so excited for this because nothing has been written
Speaker 5: about me and name.
Speaker 4: Through the doldrons of the Daily Mails.
Speaker 2: I'm all right, So we have some headlines or headlines
Speaker 2: that have been written about you, guys, and this is
Speaker 2: your opportunity to either defunct them, tell us what has happened,
Speaker 2: or you know what, tell us if it's completely made up.
Speaker 2: So Number one radio host Will McMahon says it's about time.
Speaker 2: She's been bugging me about him dropping the knee for months,
Speaker 2: in response to news of co host Woody Whitelaw's engagement
Speaker 2: to girlfriend Mimi Gibbs.
Speaker 5: Wow wow, I think I can debunk this one pretty
Speaker 5: early because the only time the Daily Mail has ever
Speaker 5: written a piece about me, they called me, Will McCann.
Speaker 5: They have no idea who I am, and I've never
Speaker 5: spoken to them.
Speaker 4: To them, I'm just another bald guy in the media.
Speaker 5: That's why I did Celebrity Apprentice so I could get
Speaker 5: a little bit more clout with these people.
Speaker 4: So it's not a true story, unfortunately.
Speaker 1: Well that cloud.
Speaker 3: Is certainly coming.
Speaker 4: Don't worry.
Speaker 3: Don't wish it upon yourself.
Speaker 2: Okay, Samantha jades Laan's a nasty, bexamic in explosive new
Speaker 2: Celebrity Apprentice footing what happens?
Speaker 8: So you've now gone to headlines away from us.
Speaker 4: There aren't any about us.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 4: The game has just become a real headline.
Speaker 1: Or let's go for.
Speaker 5: Some real celebrities and celebrity offrentes.
Speaker 4: That's true, that's true. That'll be a real headline.
Speaker 1: All right, we know it's true.
Speaker 2: We want to know a bit more of the juicy journal,
Speaker 2: but I don't think we're getting anything out.
Speaker 1: Of are we.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no no, we can hit you.
Speaker 1: It was good.
Speaker 5: We dictually do a podcast every night. We sat down
Speaker 5: and recorded all this stuff during celeber printers so people
Speaker 5: be able to hear the behind the scenes. So I'm
Speaker 5: actually feeling okay talking about this. I don't want to
Speaker 5: give too much away, but Sammy Jade, as you would know,
Speaker 5: is probably one of the sweetest people you'll ever meet
Speaker 5: in your life. Like, she's genuinely so lovely. And Beck
Speaker 5: and her clashed hard over one of the challenges, a
Speaker 5: fashion challenge, and it got to and it got to
Speaker 5: a point in and around.
Speaker 4: Was there something about Sammy's mum?
Speaker 8: There was a difference of creative opinion about a fashion item.
Speaker 3: Yes, right, I do. I do like how diplomatic you
Speaker 3: put that.
Speaker 2: You did set up Samantha jadas being the most wonderful
Speaker 2: girl in the world, and you were like, And then Beck,
Speaker 2: there was a fight.
Speaker 1: We all know how you really feel and signed a
Speaker 1: non disclaimer. Let's not talk about this.
Speaker 4: I'm okay with it. I'm really okay with it. Was
Speaker 4: unfairing that Beck was then because I'm not.
Speaker 1: Will mcmont says, the only thing harder than hosting a
Speaker 1: daily radio show is going bald in my twenties.
Speaker 4: Was that a statement paper.
Speaker 1: From you?
Speaker 4: Its true, Let's finish a five.
Speaker 2: We love.
Speaker 3: Also the best of luck tomorrow night. We can't wait
Speaker 3: to watch.
Speaker 4: The show.
Speaker 6: Pleasure you can get obviously a celebrity apprentice seven o'clock
Speaker 6: Tomorrow night, Channel Night and Will What a week days
Speaker 6: on around Australia Sea Boys.
Speaker 9: This is the Life on cart radio.
Speaker 1: Show and Laura Beni is democracy Sausage day, guys, what
Speaker 1: a day to be alive?
Speaker 3: It day to be alive.
Speaker 2: And the only thing that is less divisive than the election,
Speaker 2: the one thing that brings us all together is certainly
Speaker 2: not politics. No, it's the sausage sizzle that you might
Speaker 2: find at your local school ground or wherever it is
Speaker 2: that you're voting today.
Speaker 1: Let's be real. For a lot of people, I think
Speaker 1: that's the incentive to go and vote.
Speaker 2: But I love It's not climate change, it's not all
Speaker 2: the other policy melting icebergs.
Speaker 1: Don't be ridiculous. It's the sausage. But I love a
Speaker 1: good sausage sizzle. I do. But I think there's a
Speaker 1: lot of different criteria for a sausage scizzle, Like what
Speaker 1: makes a good sausage sizzle? Is it the bread? Is
Speaker 1: it the sausage itself?
Speaker 6: Do you guys like the piece of the square like
Speaker 6: wonder white or do you like an actual role?
Speaker 3: No, it has to be white bread.
Speaker 2: It has to be squary, cheap wonder white bread car
Speaker 2: filled bread.
Speaker 1: With onion one yet sauce drizzled on top. That's what
Speaker 1: I But look, there's one way that we can really
Speaker 1: find out, and that is to speak with a young
Speaker 1: oudie lad named Josh. Now, Josh, guys, Josh went around
Speaker 1: Australia and ate a sausage at every single Bunning store
Speaker 1: that there is. So he is the man that is
Speaker 1: going to be able to tell us what makes a
Speaker 1: good snack.
Speaker 4: Well, let's talk to you. Let's get Josh on. Hello, buddy,
Speaker 4: thanks for coming on the show. A sausage man.
Speaker 2: We are good now, Josh, you are a too blue Australian.
Speaker 2: You know your way around a sausage, mate, don't you?
Speaker 1: You just drop mate straight in their Laura, I did.
Speaker 2: How many sausages do you think you have consumed?
Speaker 7: It's got to be it's gotta be up there. In
Speaker 7: the four hundred of a Sorry Find Snags, there's about
Speaker 7: two hundred and eighty odd stores that we hit up
Speaker 7: about two sausages the store.
Speaker 9: So we went to every store. The challenge was when they.
Speaker 7: When they weren't running the sausage sizzle like for Freston.
Speaker 9: We went to w A.
Speaker 7: We drove three days across the across another board only
Speaker 7: only only to get the experence to find I didn't
Speaker 7: have the bloody sausage sesel running.
Speaker 1: So you didn't You didn't even call ahead to make
Speaker 1: sure they were going to be running the sausage sizzle.
Speaker 7: It was COVID time. Everything was very last minute.
Speaker 1: What criteria did you have? So what do you judge
Speaker 1: the perfect sausage off?
Speaker 7: The purpose or tool wasn't necessarily to find the best snag.
Speaker 7: It's just to eat one of every store. However, for
Speaker 7: myself it's a it's gonna have a nice bit of
Speaker 7: girth on it. Yeah, some girths CHRISTI if you roll
Speaker 7: your nuckle over and just get that nice palm full there,
Speaker 7: nice snug.
Speaker 2: Why Josh, I have to ask why why did you
Speaker 2: want to do this?
Speaker 3: What was it that inside you?
Speaker 2: One day you woke up and said they want to
Speaker 2: try every single bunning sausage?
Speaker 9: Why not?
Speaker 7: You know, there was a pretty grim time.
Speaker 9: It was all through COVID.
Speaker 7: It was all just use. Nothing was going on, a
Speaker 7: harder something to look at, you know.
Speaker 1: So how long did it take you to do this? Mission.
Speaker 7: It's supposed to take eight months, but this thing because
Speaker 7: of COVID pushed out for two years. So did you have.
Speaker 1: Any sponsors or was this out of your own pocket?
Speaker 7: I did Victoria, South Australia, Tasmania and the Act off
Speaker 7: my own back in Queensland and sports that jumped on
Speaker 7: w A and the Northern Territory.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like Bunnings those you were a
Speaker 1: voucher or something. This is like the best promo.
Speaker 7: Bunnings gave me a hoodie so that.
Speaker 5: Was not.
Speaker 2: Now Josh, with the election, well, will we find you
Speaker 2: by the sausage sizzle?
Speaker 7: I will definitely be out there getting some democracy snag.
Speaker 4: But what's better a Bunning snag or a democracy snag? Josh?
Speaker 7: I mean, you can't go wrong with a Bunning snag.
Speaker 1: Well, I have one last question because we have to know,
Speaker 1: for everyone out there that loves the sausage as much
Speaker 1: as you and I, where is the best sausage from the.
Speaker 7: Best sausage is always in Seaford, South Australia. You've got chickens, beef, pork,
Speaker 7: whole meal, hold rain bread. They've literally had the worst.
Speaker 4: It's like four It's funny sausage and Star.
Speaker 3: Buddy, Well, good luck today.
Speaker 2: We hope you find the perfect sausage on your Democracy
Speaker 2: Sausage jawn to and yeah, we'll be going out to
Speaker 2: find one as well.
Speaker 4: Thanks Joshi, Thank thanks.
Speaker 2: Fred Hockley and Laura Ben getting saucy for your Saturday morning.
Speaker 4: A Life Cut radio show.
Speaker 6: Ladies, have youve seen what's trending online? Something chaotic happened
Speaker 6: on the View the talk show in the US this week.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: Now, if you guys don't know which show this is,
Speaker 2: this is the one with Willy Goldberg. It's kind of
Speaker 2: like a bit of a round table. Yes, they discussed
Speaker 2: different things, bring out really deep and important topics. And
Speaker 2: one thing that they discussed recently, it was with Sarah
Speaker 2: Silverman and she said that her and her boyfriend share
Speaker 2: a toothbrushh now, no, okay, look before you knock it,
Speaker 2: hear me out. I sometimes use Matt's toothbrush. Oh, they're
Speaker 2: they're right there. Sometimes if I can't find mine, it's
Speaker 2: in the other bathroom. Because we don't really share bathrooms.
Speaker 3: I'll just use me.
Speaker 1: In a twenty seven bedroom home, the bathroom. You don't
Speaker 1: have to go to the West Wind to get the toothbrush.
Speaker 3: It's true, it's like about five meters from the other bathroom.
Speaker 2: No, but like, I just don't care. I don't see
Speaker 2: a problem with it. If it's close, if it's the
Speaker 2: closest toothbrush to me, I will use Matt's toothbrush. He
Speaker 2: absolutely hates it, like it is one of his bugbears
Speaker 2: in our relationship, to the point where he has yelled
Speaker 2: at me before walked into the bathroom.
Speaker 3: I've been mid brushing, and he'll be like, why don't
Speaker 3: you just use your own?
Speaker 2: Why it's disgusting? But hear me out, why does everyone
Speaker 2: think this is so disgusting?
Speaker 1: I'm on Maddie Jay's side here.
Speaker 2: If you will put that person's genitals in your mouth,
Speaker 2: why can't you put their toothbrush in your mouth?
Speaker 1: There's something different about it. Do you know what it is?
Speaker 1: I have used my partner's toothbrush in the past, but
Speaker 1: I do it when it's an emergency, like when there
Speaker 1: is I've forgotten it. I'm camping, there's nothing else around,
Speaker 1: I can't go to the shop. If I absolutely have to,
Speaker 1: I will use it, and I will let them use mine.
Speaker 2: Can you don't just be like nah, let's just try it.
Speaker 1: Let's just mix it up. It's literally little bristlesia. It's
Speaker 1: their bacteria being stuck. They get food out of your teeth,
Speaker 1: and then you're putting the thristles.
Speaker 3: I know what a toothbrush does.
Speaker 1: Thank you, guys. I don't know if you actually understand
Speaker 1: the size behind it.
Speaker 2: But if you're gonna share everything else, if you're gonna
Speaker 2: bump ugly as if you're gonna kiss, if you're gonna
Speaker 2: put other things in your mouth that probably should stay
Speaker 2: in pants, surely it's fine to use a toothbrush like I.
Speaker 2: I just don't think it's that big a deal in
Speaker 2: all of this.
Speaker 1: Well, I think mixtury and I agree that we will
Speaker 1: agree to disagree with you.
Speaker 4: I'd rather use a loofer on my tooth. My partners sausage?
Speaker 4: Which sage we talk?
Speaker 6: We want to know here at the lifel on Cut
Speaker 6: radio show, What weird thing do you and your partner share?
Speaker 4: Is what we want to know.
Speaker 3: I also sleep in matt sundaies. That's clean ones.
Speaker 1: Thank you for clarifying what.
Speaker 4: Weird things do you and your partner share?
Speaker 6: Colus thirteen one six five will get you on the
Speaker 6: air chiens called through Hatta again, why are you and
Speaker 6: your partner grows?
Speaker 3: I think it's pretty gross because we share socks. Look
Speaker 3: are they clean socks or are they dirty socks?
Speaker 6: We have been partial to share some.
Speaker 1: Dirty so.
Speaker 9: Clean no clean?
Speaker 7: Sometimes my hospitals taking socks off at the door, like
Speaker 7: when we go inside, and I'm partial to pop those
Speaker 7: on and put my shoes on enough like go take
Speaker 7: and I.
Speaker 3: Do the same thing. I think we're just disgusting. But
Speaker 3: it's okay.
Speaker 2: I wear Matt's dirty socks all the time if they're
Speaker 2: the closest ones to my shoes.
Speaker 3: And we don't own enough ankle socks, and that's like
Speaker 3: prime real estate in our household.
Speaker 1: Guys, that is rain clean socks are fine. Dirty socks
Speaker 1: toothbrushes that are used. No, it's a hard nose.
Speaker 3: It's okay, teak and I'm here with you.
Speaker 6: Let's got to hate me Shoon thirty one O six five,
Speaker 6: Hello Hamish, what is your dirty thing you do with
Speaker 6: your partner?
Speaker 9: Hello? Well, my partner and I we actually shared a toe.
Speaker 3: Do you own one?
Speaker 4: Towels?
Speaker 3: But they're always mine?
Speaker 1: What if they're soaking wet? We just still use It
Speaker 1: is this like a want to be close to each
Speaker 1: other thing. Well, she's only human by the sounds of it,
Speaker 1: that's a pretty sexy accident.
Speaker 2: I think she's just choosing whichever towel is the drier towel,
Speaker 2: in which case I don't blame her either.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well she does show her three.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's one wet do you guys need to just
Speaker 2: buy some more down came on, Its really cheap.
Speaker 1: You can go get yourself, go get her a towel.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 4: We have one last call. This just came through.
Speaker 6: Actually, this is a last minute call a friend of
Speaker 6: the show, and Maddie j is.
Speaker 4: Maddie Jays here. Hi, Maddie.
Speaker 9: Hey, guys, Look, I don't want to be that who
Speaker 9: you know buzzs in and gets all angry.
Speaker 1: And that's exactly what you want to do.
Speaker 9: I am disgusted. I've pulled over. There's a couple of
Speaker 9: things that Laura does that I really don't like, but
Speaker 9: my pet peas. The thing that absolutely sends shivers down
Speaker 9: my spine is when she uses my toothbrush. I throw
Speaker 9: it out.
Speaker 1: You did not throw it out.
Speaker 3: Also, look, I mean it's.
Speaker 1: Not that bad, you know what it is. It's unnecessary.
Speaker 1: That's the key word here. I think you've got your
Speaker 1: own toothbrush, you've got your own bathroom if you want it.
Speaker 1: There's just no need for it. It's almost like it's
Speaker 1: a sick fetish.
Speaker 9: When Laura uses my toothbrush. The way I look at
Speaker 9: that utensil, it's like it's become a toilet brush. It's
Speaker 9: effectively goes there.
Speaker 1: Or is that what you're saying.
Speaker 2: I don't use my bum Like what are you talking about?
Speaker 9: But I just find like, how gross is it when
Speaker 9: you kiss somebody who hasn't brushed their teeth. All of
Speaker 9: that bad red you is left of my toothbrush. It's
Speaker 9: absolutely revolting.
Speaker 7: Do you know?
Speaker 2: Do you know what, matt If you can't have me
Speaker 2: at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.
Speaker 1: When your best, well played.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Mattie. He's still going.
Speaker 1: He's like, He's like, in addition, what else?
Speaker 4: What else?
Speaker 3: If you got a problem with air, it out come
Speaker 3: on sunshine.
Speaker 9: When you were odd socks.
Speaker 7: That's all.
Speaker 4: I love you back next week.
Speaker 1: Ladies, don't forget. Tell your mom to you dad, tell
Speaker 1: you Doug, tell your friends, and share the love, because.
Speaker 2: Well you guys, are behind radio microphones and not with
Speaker 2: your own singing careers is beyond me.
Speaker 3: I get that alone.
Speaker 1: Are you sending you?
Speaker 2: The live on Cut Radio show with Hockley and Laura
Speaker 5: Ben heard in the catch up podcast on iHeartRadio.