Speaker 1: Come on, here we go our brand new show. Ladies.
Speaker 2: How we feeling? We are feeling ready and rearing. BRIT's
Speaker 2: putting on the lippy.
Speaker 1: She's ready to it's radio brittanyhuh.
Speaker 3: But it's about how you feel.
Speaker 4: And if you feel good, you generate good energy, sound good.
Speaker 3: And I'm feeling good and I'm even better now I'll
Speaker 3: put on my lippy.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what I'm excited about.
Speaker 5: I'm still reeling from last night's Bachelor, and we have
Speaker 5: Alicia and Jed joining us on the show today and
Speaker 5: I cannot wait to speak to them. But also, apparently
Speaker 5: Alysia is made out with a few other people since.
Speaker 4: The show and they left together and then she's been
Speaker 4: with other people apparently, so we need.
Speaker 1: To find out, all right, we'll get to the bottom
Speaker 1: of that.
Speaker 6: Also, I think I know the real reason behind the
Speaker 6: lppy on Britt Laura is that she's our BRIT's in love.
Speaker 3: Brittis in love. I don't know what that has to
Speaker 3: do with lipstick, but I am. I mean, I'm in
Speaker 3: a controversial love.
Speaker 2: I know what it has to do with it.
Speaker 5: It's because every single break you're going to be facetiming
Speaker 5: the boyfriend t is long distance.
Speaker 6: Will unpack the relationship coming up because in true Britt fashion,
Speaker 6: it's I mean, I don't want to say train wreck,
Speaker 6: but it feels doomed to fail.
Speaker 3: Britt Ah, I love the optimism YouTube.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 3: Well, in other very very cute news.
Speaker 4: Around the nation last week and this week, it's the
Speaker 4: first week of school for so many little kiddos, I
Speaker 4: mean back to school for everyone else.
Speaker 3: Parents are celebrating all over but it's a lot of kids'
Speaker 3: first day.
Speaker 2: It's very very sweet. Well, all that is coming up.
Speaker 1: It is let's start the show.
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Speaker 6: around the country, people are preparing.
Speaker 1: It's back to school period.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you need to look at this. My
Speaker 4: little nephew, Parker, he's gone to school for the very
Speaker 4: first time. Look at how oh you know when you
Speaker 4: get your uniforms, you get your backpack on your your lunchbox,
Speaker 4: you get that standard.
Speaker 1: The backpack is huge. It's empty, but it's so huge.
Speaker 3: It's like a pencil case, like pencil case.
Speaker 5: And that's the oversized uniform and the perfectly flat hat
Speaker 5: that they all wear.
Speaker 4: It's just so cute. It's a really sweet time. And
Speaker 4: I just look at this and I'm like, look, how
Speaker 4: innocent he is, right.
Speaker 1: But he yeah, oh he's not.
Speaker 3: He has the devil moments. And I just think remember
Speaker 3: the times back at school you start and you just
Speaker 3: want to be the first day, you want to be
Speaker 3: this really good kid, and it goes downhill rapidly, so quick.
Speaker 5: I mean, speaking of wanting to be a really good kid,
Speaker 5: you know what I did when I had just started
Speaker 5: at my primary school. We used to get given stickers, right,
Speaker 5: if you were really good and well behaved, you would
Speaker 5: do a good deed and you would get given.
Speaker 2: A sticker star.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: But well, if you're really good, you got a hologram sticker.
Speaker 5: With my teacher, the dolphin.
Speaker 4: Was like jumping in your private school was a public's No,
Speaker 4: that is a private school sticker that I was a
Speaker 4: public school If we had sticks.
Speaker 5: Those were just the golden colored stars, right, depending on
Speaker 5: what you did. Our ours was a hologram sticker. And
Speaker 5: I did go to a Catholic school. But okay, I
Speaker 5: went home and I told my mom, like, there's these
Speaker 5: stickers that everyone's getting if you be really good. And
Speaker 5: then I started bringing home lots of stickers, Like I'm talking.
Speaker 2: I was bringing home like ten stickers a.
Speaker 3: Day, like an excessive amount of stickers.
Speaker 5: And my mom cottoned onto the fact that actually I
Speaker 5: was stealing stickers to prove how good I was. I
Speaker 5: wanted my mom to think I was so well behaved
Speaker 5: that I was stealing stickers. Anyway, this one day, I
Speaker 5: remember my school teacher she opened my backpack and there
Speaker 5: it was rolls of stickers.
Speaker 3: I like sprung yeah, And it was a setup.
Speaker 5: My mom had called the school and told them I
Speaker 5: think my daughter's stealing stickers.
Speaker 1: It was a sting operation.
Speaker 6: It was a stick a stick you got random sticker
Speaker 6: tested on the way out of the way out of
Speaker 6: the playground, like, man, we just need to check you
Speaker 6: backpack quickly.
Speaker 3: Got to just for this where she would have got
Speaker 3: creative with where she's hirding them.
Speaker 1: Too.
Speaker 3: I've seen how big your school dress was. I know
Speaker 3: where you're putting those.
Speaker 5: Sticks even remember I remember the teacher coming out to
Speaker 5: me and she was like, excuse me, Laura, can I
Speaker 5: please look inside your backpack? And I remember thinking, no,
Speaker 5: the stickers are in there, but I didn't want to
Speaker 5: say no because it was naughty, so I was like, okay,
Speaker 5: So I handed her the backpack with all.
Speaker 3: The events and is that how you were discovered?
Speaker 2: I got in so much trouble and I never ever
Speaker 2: got a sticker again.
Speaker 6: Well, my back to school's tainted because when I first
Speaker 6: started kindergarten, I was so comfortable in my life with
Speaker 6: my sisters and my mum at home. I didn't want
Speaker 6: to start, so I concocted a plan to stay at
Speaker 6: home for as long as possible. So what my mum
Speaker 6: was doing was baking muffins at home, like the week
Speaker 6: before school, maybe for the lunchboxes. Who knows, like Betty
Speaker 6: Crocker muffin mix, Yeah, apple and cinnamon, I remember the kind.
Speaker 6: And my sisters were putting on a fake acrylic nails
Speaker 6: on the kitchen table.
Speaker 1: As you do.
Speaker 5: You know this was you know, I'm imagining that you
Speaker 5: shoved a little nail in a cupcake or something.
Speaker 6: It was worse than the nail you know back in
Speaker 6: the day, probably you know whns issues super glue the
Speaker 6: nail down onto your finger. Yeah, So what I did
Speaker 6: was when the muff the muffins were cooling, I got
Speaker 6: the super glue stick and I put it right into
Speaker 6: the muffin apple and cinnamon, and I squeezed the super
Speaker 6: glue so it had like a super glue center.
Speaker 1: Character.
Speaker 6: And I put it and mumm ate it, and the
Speaker 6: glue collagulate, coaculated in her throat and dried in her
Speaker 6: throat and the roof of her mouth. We had to
Speaker 6: race at the hospital and shed together together. She had
Speaker 6: to get it surgically cure your mom. No, no, it
Speaker 6: wasn't premeditated.
Speaker 1: Just like mom stopped talking. I'm super cloth And at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, I still had to go
Speaker 1: back to school.
Speaker 2: So and your mum spent four days in hospital and
Speaker 2: we don't talk anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't talk.
Speaker 6: No, I love my mom and we Actually I looked
Speaker 6: very cute on my first day of school. Mum still
Speaker 6: dressed me up. Back next with the Bachelor winners, Jed
Speaker 6: and Alessia. Laura love this season.
Speaker 2: I have been wildly obsessed. I've watched every single episode.
Speaker 2: So I'm ready.
Speaker 1: Right's next, it's a pick up with Britt, Laura and
Speaker 1: Mitchell thanks to Chemist Warehouse. I am ready.
Speaker 6: I'm actually sweating with anticipation because the Bachelor finale air
Speaker 6: last night and from all accounts, it was a mess.
Speaker 1: Laura Burne, I know you watched it.
Speaker 5: It was a mess, but it made for very good TV.
Speaker 5: You know what, The only couple that's still together is
Speaker 5: Jed and Alysia.
Speaker 3: But then you hear that she was kissing some other
Speaker 3: people since they've left the show as well.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean this is why I want to know.
Speaker 5: So apparently they're together, but they've hooked up with other people.
Speaker 1: Time here. Now we've got them on the phone, Jed,
Speaker 1: see you join us.
Speaker 6: Hi, guys, how does it feel to be the only
Speaker 6: successful couple of the franchise this season?
Speaker 7: Well, look, yeah, I think it's great. We've you know,
Speaker 7: we've put a lot of work in to get to
Speaker 7: the point where we're open and seeing each other. Well,
Speaker 7: the sorry open that's triggered me. I shouldn't No, no, no,
Speaker 7: we're not open. Let me get that clarified right now.
Speaker 7: But no, Look, we're in a good place. I think
Speaker 7: it's been a while since we've been able to be normal,
Speaker 7: so we're just sort of taking it by day and
Speaker 7: seeing how we go.
Speaker 5: Speaking of open, I read something this morning that Alicia,
Speaker 5: you've kissed other people since the show finished.
Speaker 2: Is that true?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, So when the show finished, we had our four
Speaker 8: night rendezvous, which is really nice, when the wolves came
Speaker 8: down and we really started to get to know each other.
Speaker 8: And then after we left, Jed ended up going through
Speaker 8: something pretty dark, and we sort of decided, let's not
Speaker 8: be together until we can be together again. But we
Speaker 8: spoke every day like we were there for each other
Speaker 8: every day, regardless of the fact that we weren't officially
Speaker 8: together anymore, and always just open and transparent. And now
Speaker 8: we're in a position, obviously where I've seen him for
Speaker 8: the second time last night, was you know, the second
Speaker 8: time we've spent the night together. You're kidding, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: So we've had to keep everything going by just text
Speaker 8: and call all day every day.
Speaker 7: I'm happy to give a bit of context because I
Speaker 7: think it's odd. I had some traumas from my childhood
Speaker 7: come up that I wasn't expecting to come up when
Speaker 7: I came off the show. I think I was sort
Speaker 7: of not doing my usual day to day things when
Speaker 7: I came off from that, you know, allowed a bit
Speaker 7: of space for things to come up that I didn't know.
Speaker 7: I was clearly sort of not wanting to deal with.
Speaker 7: But then happened, and I think she held me so
Speaker 7: tightly through that entire thing. It's sort of at the
Speaker 7: time that was like our sole focus was helping me
Speaker 7: heal from that situation. So there wasn't a point where
Speaker 7: any love was lost or it was like I don't
Speaker 7: like you or she doesn't like me. It was just
Speaker 7: I think it.
Speaker 8: Was more like, let's shift the focus from let's not
Speaker 8: focus on you and I as a couple, Let's focus
Speaker 8: on him as a person.
Speaker 1: We are chatting right now to Jed and Elisia for
Speaker 1: the Bachelors.
Speaker 5: As someone who is in a bachelor relationship off the show,
Speaker 5: Like the formula really can work and it can be
Speaker 5: a beautiful thing. What is next for you guys now
Speaker 5: now that you can be together, does it mean you're
Speaker 5: doing long distance?
Speaker 2: What does the relationship look like?
Speaker 7: I think right now it looks like us going out
Speaker 7: for dinner tonight for the first time and see how
Speaker 7: that goes.
Speaker 2: There'll be that's how that's going.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know. No, we're just excited, like we are
Speaker 7: very close. I think we've grown immensely throughout this and
Speaker 7: people would never sort of quite understand the extent of
Speaker 7: how deep I think, just how understanding of each other
Speaker 7: goes now. So for us, it feels like a fairly peaceful,
Speaker 7: relaxed thing, like, you.
Speaker 8: Know, not just taking a ring, just you know, to
Speaker 8: take a ring and all of that. I want to
Speaker 8: come off and be as real as possible.
Speaker 3: I would take ring. Yeah, if it was often to me,
Speaker 3: which it wasn't.
Speaker 6: Laura was telling you, Laura was saying before that, how
Speaker 6: much because Laura, obviously you're on the bat you with
Speaker 6: Maddie Ja, you got the ring, how much was it worth?
Speaker 1: You were telling us before we have it.
Speaker 5: To say, well, I think this one was around twenty
Speaker 5: five thousand. But I don't Okay, don't hold me to
Speaker 5: it now. I'm worried that Larcens is going to come
Speaker 5: for me. But okay, I heard a rumor if you
Speaker 5: didn't propose, you didn't get to keep the ring.
Speaker 2: This season? Is that true?
Speaker 7: Exactly?
Speaker 5: So I.
Speaker 7: Knew she was going to say no, But I knew
Speaker 7: if I could word it a certain way and quickly
Speaker 7: get out of it, I couldn't the gorgeous ring on episode,
Speaker 7: but I never got to tell her that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but I just thought I was. I'm like my
Speaker 8: getting punked here? Like have I been not speaking English
Speaker 8: for the last time?
Speaker 7: I wait?
Speaker 2: No, So, actually you're a very smart man, jed.
Speaker 6: Next up on the show, britt We're going to delve
Speaker 6: into your new relationship and ask the big question, aren't we.
Speaker 2: Laura, Yes, what the hell's happening?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Will it work? We'll do it. Next to the pick up.
Speaker 6: It's the pick up. Welcome everyone, brit Laura and Mitchiere.
Speaker 6: I head in the chemists warehouse and purchase any new
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Speaker 6: win a car.
Speaker 1: Yes, We've got a car. Competition ends twenty second of
Speaker 1: fair tease and see apply Now cue the romantic music.
Speaker 1: Laura Burn, We're excited for our gal, Brittany.
Speaker 5: Oh Britney, hardly look at that blushing, blossoming.
Speaker 2: Beautiful little face that's emanating love. Wow.
Speaker 1: That was passionate.
Speaker 5: I'm so confused as to you know, most people were
Speaker 5: pused by this romantic music because this is an overly.
Speaker 1: Oh do you want some what's the kind of relationship?
Speaker 1: Because I can get you light? So that is what
Speaker 1: your relationship?
Speaker 6: Well if you missed it, and you don't have to
Speaker 6: be Brittany has been a hopeless romantic for her entire life.
Speaker 5: Most people went away and had a Christmas break and
Speaker 5: Brittany went away and got a boyfriend.
Speaker 2: That's what happened on Britney's Christmas. I make the best.
Speaker 3: Christmas present you could have.
Speaker 5: I just vomited my mouth after the debrief that I
Speaker 5: just had. It sounds like this is a lot more
Speaker 5: fitting of the relationship that Brittany has at the moment.
Speaker 5: You know what she's saying, Okay, I have a few questions.
Speaker 1: Yes, I've got the music.
Speaker 6: I've got questions to because it's a long distance relationship,
Speaker 6: and it's the definition of a long distance relationship.
Speaker 1: The man is in the Nordics, for God's sake.
Speaker 2: He lives in Scotland.
Speaker 5: So Britta has just come home from her trip to
Speaker 5: Scotland now with a boyfriend who lives there.
Speaker 2: Not does it. He has a job there, his whole
Speaker 2: life is set up there.
Speaker 1: His parents are there.
Speaker 2: It's a whole.
Speaker 5: Long distance situation, which Brittany, in the past, you have
Speaker 5: done long distance situations.
Speaker 3: I have only done longstan situation.
Speaker 2: Just question, how have they worked out so far?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean another one, so none of them have
Speaker 3: worked out.
Speaker 4: I know what this looks like from the outside that
Speaker 4: I have commitment issues, and that is one hundred percent accurate.
Speaker 2: But I do have commitmenty shoes.
Speaker 4: I have always had commitment issues, so I've only ever
Speaker 4: committed to someone overseas. I have just decided at the
Speaker 4: end of last year that I'm done with the commitment
Speaker 4: shoes and I want to commit. So I have committed
Speaker 4: to someone over sex.
Speaker 2: Okay, so how is it going to work this time?
Speaker 1: Logistics?
Speaker 2: Also, you know what, what's that saying?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 5: Doing the same thing on repeat and expecting a different
Speaker 5: outcome is the definition of insanity. How is this relationship
Speaker 5: going to be different?
Speaker 2: I I'm going to be.
Speaker 4: See you is for a minute, I think it's going
Speaker 4: to be different because I think he is different.
Speaker 1: Britt He's not different.
Speaker 3: You just have to take a chance and risk it
Speaker 3: for the biscuit, and I love a biscuit.
Speaker 4: I'm risking it and I'm i am jumping off that cliff.
Speaker 3: I'm taking a shot. It might not work out, but
Speaker 3: it also might. I have to know.
Speaker 6: Have you had the conversation with Ben? I'll be allowed
Speaker 6: to name him Ben yea, his name is Ben. Have
Speaker 6: you had the discussion about being in an open relationship
Speaker 6: maybe or being with other people in the break in
Speaker 6: between seeing each other.
Speaker 3: We actually did.
Speaker 4: We had that conversation, well iversation.
Speaker 2: I brought it up. What was the reaction to the
Speaker 2: potential of being open? Oh?
Speaker 3: It went down like a lead balloon. It did not
Speaker 3: go down well. He was like.
Speaker 4: Hard No, He's like what He's like, I'm not having
Speaker 4: a relationship with you, so you can have a relationship
Speaker 4: with someone else.
Speaker 3: I said, oh, I'm not asking to have it. I
Speaker 3: just thought I.
Speaker 2: Want to keep my options open.
Speaker 3: I was like, maybe we float.
Speaker 1: The idea and it sunk.
Speaker 3: It was it sunk like the Titanic. It was down.
Speaker 4: It was not Ago, which is I didn't actually want one.
Speaker 4: I just thought i'd put the you know, the vibes
Speaker 4: out to see what he was feeling. He is like
Speaker 4: all or nothing, you're we're together or we're not, And I.
Speaker 2: Do agree with that. Has he said I love you yet?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: Have you set it back?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Wow? Can we say I told you
Speaker 1: so if it gets to that point or no?
Speaker 3: Not ideal? Okay, okay? And because I don't want those,
Speaker 3: we don't want these gotcha moments. If a relationship doesn't
Speaker 3: work out, that's very true.
Speaker 4: If a relationship doesn't work out, it doesn't mean failure,
Speaker 4: just means hey, two people dated just to test the waters.
Speaker 2: It didn't work.
Speaker 3: So if anyone comes and gots me you're dead, to me, listen.
Speaker 1: We're happy for your britt we are, but we still
Speaker 1: have our reservations. I'm still not sold that it's going
Speaker 1: to go.
Speaker 2: Fifty to fifty. We're happy, but we're all so petrified.
Speaker 6: Yeah exactly, So why don't we just put it out
Speaker 6: to Australia and get Australia's hot take. Have you been
Speaker 6: in a relationship a long distance relationship that has gone
Speaker 6: the distance, or have you been inyone that's failed miserably?
Speaker 4: Oh so we just watch my relationship in real life
Speaker 4: and see what happens.
Speaker 6: Boring, No, head to the pickup dot Com dot a
Speaker 6: you to win a five hundred dollars Canvas ware House
Speaker 6: gift card. To tell us your story. We'll get a
Speaker 6: on it anyway. That's that's done for the day.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Will And what are you up next? We'll see tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Bye guys,