WEBVTT - #115: Theatre Kids with Elouise Eftos

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<v Speaker 1>People do some weird shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you like to try vape?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you take up something that is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be addictive and expensive?

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<v Speaker 2>I think that people.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid,

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<v Speaker 1>some things make more sense than others.

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<v Speaker 2>You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't know. How can you figure that's going

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<v Speaker 2>to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?

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<v Speaker 3>No, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I had it in the car on the way home,

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<v Speaker 1>and I didn't have a spood, so I was like

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<v Speaker 1>an hour a dillo trying to get ants out of

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<v Speaker 1>a whole Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adultsthood,

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<v Speaker 1>Bean fingered as an awful sensation.

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<v Speaker 2>Given't been thinking about the right person.

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<v Speaker 1>Goodness is just still to play. A couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi, it's Jenna.

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<v Speaker 5>Please don't forget to include my name in the opener

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<v Speaker 5>this season.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry Now he is Mitch Julli and Mitchell Koob. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>Hello everybody, Hello Mitchell Odi.

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<v Speaker 2>We're back for another week and we've got a gorgeous

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<v Speaker 2>guests in the studio with us today.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't wait, my.

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<v Speaker 1>God, Eloise Toss is here, one of Sydney's brightest and

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<v Speaker 1>funniest up and coming comedians. She is so funny. She's

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<v Speaker 1>also an an actress and improviser. You may know her

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<v Speaker 1>from her viral hilarious videos. It is Eloise F. Poss Pot.

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<v Speaker 1>You're closed, I was sorry, papal on.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm rich. That checks out.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the show. Eloise F. Toss is here.

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<v Speaker 6>Hello Mitch, thanks for having me Instagram handle. Because so

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<v Speaker 6>that's actually like my nickname. My family called me Eloisa

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<v Speaker 6>so woggy, and then like my sister couldn't say it

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<v Speaker 6>when she was younger, so she would call me weezer. Okay,

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<v Speaker 6>that really starts squeezer. You know, so you can call

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<v Speaker 6>me whatever you like, just don't for me ugly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because you are Australia's first what's the what's the brand?

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<v Speaker 6>Just attractive comedian. But you can say, you can say

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<v Speaker 6>sexy whatever you want. Really, I'm just like done the

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<v Speaker 6>first Thank you, bless It is so beautiful?

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<v Speaker 1>Is she hot?

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<v Speaker 6>We're flirting? Oh my god, that's.

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<v Speaker 2>What fail comedian did you have in mind when you

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<v Speaker 2>came up with that little tagline.

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<v Speaker 6>There's a few there's a bit of a bit of

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<v Speaker 6>a cess pool. No, it's so I have to be

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<v Speaker 6>careful because, like I remember when I first started stand up,

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<v Speaker 6>people got really upset at that, especially a lot of

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<v Speaker 6>female comics. And I was like, oh no, no, no, I

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<v Speaker 6>meant like all the comedians, not just female comics as well.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, do you care about that? Do you got

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<v Speaker 1>it's a joke?

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<v Speaker 6>Come on, re all comedians have a little laugh, have

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<v Speaker 6>a laugh, you know, and not doing a different accent.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you're an address as well? You trained you did what?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I'm trained.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>So that's why I was like, playing a persona with

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<v Speaker 6>my stand up is so much more fun. And then

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<v Speaker 6>I'm like, oh, well fuck like conforming to well I

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<v Speaker 6>have to wear ugly clothes on stage and like look

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<v Speaker 6>like I'm well, I'm depressed. It's like, well, no, you're not. Actually,

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<v Speaker 6>I don't want to do that. I want to be

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<v Speaker 6>the opposite. And in Australia you can't be a tall poppy.

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<v Speaker 6>They don't like And isn't that so fun? You know?

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<v Speaker 6>I feel like we've all got that same vibe. We're like, no,

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<v Speaker 6>we're doing well, we love what we do. Yeah, look

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<v Speaker 6>we're thriving, surviving.

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<v Speaker 1>It's hard to the line though, sometimes.

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<v Speaker 6>Because the people go, oh, how dare you say that?

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<v Speaker 6>And you go, well, why are you so upset?

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<v Speaker 2>Upset the whole PERSONA ride is kind of like the

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<v Speaker 2>mean girls in high school in a way.

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<v Speaker 6>That's what I think. Everyone gets a bit triggered, like

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<v Speaker 6>I was never popular in high school. I was bullied

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<v Speaker 6>in high school, and you're reclaiming it, right, And I'm

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<v Speaker 6>reclaiming it because I'm like, well I'm hot now. But

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<v Speaker 6>good for them, Good for them obviously, I'm just doing

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<v Speaker 6>the best and that's unfortunately my brand and not on

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<v Speaker 6>the show, so they're not well exactly believe I'm on

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<v Speaker 6>this show. When I got the call up, how went

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<v Speaker 6>this is? I've made it?

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<v Speaker 2>I should warn you though our third wheel price keep

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<v Speaker 2>it Jenny. The reason I need to warn you is

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<v Speaker 2>because Jenna is like the worst feminist ever. Every time

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<v Speaker 2>we have another female on the podcast, no, he just

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<v Speaker 2>becomes their enemy.

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<v Speaker 4>No, that's only two people.

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<v Speaker 6>What happened?

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<v Speaker 5>It's only two people, Nap Penfold and Tony Lodge.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she couldn't stand them, it happened, what was wrong?

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<v Speaker 4>Just hate them?

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<v Speaker 2>Jenna needs to be top dog, so we might have

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<v Speaker 2>a scrap.

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<v Speaker 4>Fi no, no, but I like Eloise.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh good.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what Jenna said that when I said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I booked Eloise, Jenna was so excited, genuinely.

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<v Speaker 5>Really genuinely, I'm very excited.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're going of my work or if you don't

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<v Speaker 1>follow WESA Squeezer, you should. You're so funny. Thanks, you

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<v Speaker 1>are so great.

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<v Speaker 6>We're a bit silly, but like hot silly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, And you've done some stand up shows and stuff

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<v Speaker 2>with our mate Ruby.

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<v Speaker 6>Teeth having yes, so I do I do stand up

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<v Speaker 6>separately with Ruby. I was doing Mystery Flight or we

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<v Speaker 6>played fire Attendant, so Ruby and I, yeah, travel took

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<v Speaker 6>everyone around the world, gave them like my high Club

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<v Speaker 6>lap dance. It's awful, prist like thirty dollars like it

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<v Speaker 6>was pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys, we're on before me at comedy I remember. And

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<v Speaker 2>then it was actually quite fortunate when some and your

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<v Speaker 2>team got COVID because I just got to go in

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<v Speaker 2>an hour early and set.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and you went, thank god, that's stupid. Flight show

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<v Speaker 6>is not here in my setup? Is that the worst

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<v Speaker 6>part about fringe shows. You're waiting for the other people

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<v Speaker 6>to finish and like the fuck off? You know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>can if I get out, We've got a show, but

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<v Speaker 6>like our show was so annoying because you had so

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<v Speaker 6>many props.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the worst show to follow because I'm to get in.

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<v Speaker 6>There and their pictures going, excuse me? Do you know

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<v Speaker 6>who I am?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going no, really, we don't know. We do?

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<v Speaker 6>We did, We didn't know, Now you do? Now I

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<v Speaker 6>really do.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we just talk about this one horror story I've

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<v Speaker 2>heard from you about your early days in comedy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like pretty lucky, touch hoood that I haven't had

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<v Speaker 2>any horror stories yet. But there was something that happened

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<v Speaker 2>to you with it in perfect and it was some

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<v Speaker 2>sort of you were on the line up. There was

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<v Speaker 2>a competition about who would bomb their jokes. Yes, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like my comedy nightmare.

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<v Speaker 6>Its a comedy nightmare. It was my first time I

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<v Speaker 6>ever bombed. So I had just started doing comedy. God

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<v Speaker 6>when did I It was probably like twenty seventeen or

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<v Speaker 6>studying Whopper at the time. I was like, oh, I'm

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<v Speaker 6>going to give it a go, you know, bucket list thing,

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<v Speaker 6>take it off. And I had done probably like four

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<v Speaker 6>gigs and they'd gone well, and I was like, great,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm probably the best comedian in the world, and you're

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<v Speaker 6>so hot too, and I'm hot too, that everyone, you

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<v Speaker 6>know what I mean. Like I knew i'd had it

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<v Speaker 6>and I had what it took. Went to this gig.

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<v Speaker 6>I was told it was called comedy strip teas, so

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<v Speaker 6>you have to strip after like if every sorry, everyone performs,

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<v Speaker 6>let me explain it, probably everybody performs, and whoever bombs

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<v Speaker 6>has to strip for the audience. And I was told

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<v Speaker 6>every time a girl's on, she never bombs, you'll be fine,

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<v Speaker 6>blah blah blah. But I'd never bombed before. I didn't

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<v Speaker 6>know what it was like. I thought that I would

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<v Speaker 6>never bomb, which is for a comedian impossible. Everybody bombs,

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<v Speaker 6>doesn't matter how hot, how funny you are or smart.

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<v Speaker 6>And I got on stage. It was like this dingy

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know if any of you have been to Perth,

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<v Speaker 6>but it's called Universal Bar and it was upstairs. It's

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<v Speaker 6>like a dingy pub. And I get up there and

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<v Speaker 6>I got on the stage the only woman on the line,

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<v Speaker 6>which is like very common, either the only woman or

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<v Speaker 6>the only gay, you know what I mean. Like it's

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<v Speaker 6>very much like that's a demographic and comedy. It's getting

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<v Speaker 6>better for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>I got on stage, I was ready and I bombed

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<v Speaker 6>the whole set. Nobody laughed from the beginning, like from

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<v Speaker 6>the top and not get it. I think Perth doesn't

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<v Speaker 6>get it. I think Perths a few years behind Sydney.

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<v Speaker 6>Like I love Perth, I'm from Perth, Perth girl. But

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<v Speaker 6>sometimes I'm like, I feel like I have to dumb

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<v Speaker 6>my set down a little bit because audience gets it.

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<v Speaker 6>Some people get it, but I feel like I break

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<v Speaker 6>character more, not that I'm doing like a proper character

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<v Speaker 6>like Mandy or like one of my other characters. It's

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<v Speaker 6>like I'm just playing a heightened, heightened version of me

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<v Speaker 6>and I'm it's acting. But people are like, this is

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<v Speaker 6>an acting, she's really like this and they don't like

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<v Speaker 6>women being confident, I think as well.

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<v Speaker 2>And what were the guys on the line at What

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<v Speaker 2>were their jokes?

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<v Speaker 6>Like very racist, homophobic? Oh, and they crushed like the

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<v Speaker 6>people were screaming, And so I got off stage. I

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<v Speaker 6>was like, oh, that was a bomb, and I'd never

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<v Speaker 6>felt so embarrassed and like stressed in my life. And

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<v Speaker 6>then I watched the two other guys after me, so racist,

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<v Speaker 6>so homophobic, crushed like absolutely the crowd was living.

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<v Speaker 1>They were putting clothes on, and then I.

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<v Speaker 6>Was told to get on stage like it was my

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<v Speaker 6>turn to strip, and I was like freaking. I just

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<v Speaker 6>realized after they'd gone on stage. I was like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 6>it's I have to strip, and I don't know what

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<v Speaker 6>I had my period. I was like, what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't prepare to strip. I've been dancing in a

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<v Speaker 6>cabarete show. So like the guys on the line up

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<v Speaker 6>were like, Oh, you'll be fine. You dance in your

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<v Speaker 6>underwear all the time. By I was like, what's very different,

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<v Speaker 6>isn't it like you?

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<v Speaker 2>But they also told you it never happens.

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<v Speaker 6>It never happens, right, So you're already prepared. You already

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<v Speaker 6>don't think you're gonna bomb. You already think that you're

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<v Speaker 6>the best comedian in the world. It sounds like so cocky,

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<v Speaker 6>but it's not. It's not even like that. You just

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<v Speaker 6>if you haven't bombed before, you have no idea what

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<v Speaker 6>it's like. It's like standing in front of a group

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<v Speaker 6>of people and they look at you like you're the stupidest,

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<v Speaker 6>worst persons. Like it's happened to every comedian, every joke

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<v Speaker 6>you've ever seen, a comedian crush with. They've bombed with

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<v Speaker 6>that joke before, that's what's wild. And then I got

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<v Speaker 6>on stage and it was like it was traumatic. I

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<v Speaker 6>was like already feeling so yeah, my confidence had gone.

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<v Speaker 6>And then it was like, all right, you're going to strip,

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<v Speaker 6>and I think I took my top off, but I

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<v Speaker 6>was wearing a bra. And then the MC was like,

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<v Speaker 6>is that it? And I was like, sorry, I like

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<v Speaker 6>had my period. IM pretty sure, like you know tm I,

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<v Speaker 6>but like wasn't prepared like you know. And I was

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<v Speaker 6>also like I don't want to fucking strip in front

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<v Speaker 6>of the imagine stripping in front of people that already

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<v Speaker 6>hate you and they're looking at you like you're a

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<v Speaker 6>piece of shit. And then I'm like trying to dance,

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<v Speaker 6>but I was like, oh my god, these people think

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<v Speaker 6>like I'm an asshole. They want me to fail kind

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<v Speaker 6>of thing. And then I remember just like storming off

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<v Speaker 6>stage after like I was like that's enough, and I

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<v Speaker 6>just went to my car and cried, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 6>that's the first time I ever bombed. Like I don't

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<v Speaker 6>know if your first time was just like at a

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<v Speaker 6>gig and.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I bombed, but nothing like that.

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<v Speaker 6>No, that's like, yeah, it's like being like you bomb,

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<v Speaker 6>and then after someone's like, and now you have to

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<v Speaker 6>take your clothes off in front of the whole crowd.

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<v Speaker 2>Because they I don't know if I'd bounce back the

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<v Speaker 2>same way you have, but I would have just been

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<v Speaker 2>like eyequeps, never doing comedy again.

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<v Speaker 6>Honestly, I didn't want to do it again. And then

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<v Speaker 6>I think think what was really frustrated, Like what was

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<v Speaker 6>funny is that I kind of was like, oh, I'll

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<v Speaker 6>just never do that kind of thing again, because you,

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<v Speaker 6>of course, you suffer so much bullshit as a as

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<v Speaker 6>a female in comedy or as any minority in comedy,

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<v Speaker 6>like you just unfortunately it's a male, straight male dominated

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<v Speaker 6>like you know, industry, so like many places actually like everywhere,

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<v Speaker 6>and so yeah, you kind of just have to like

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<v Speaker 6>get over and get back on the horse a little bit.

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<v Speaker 6>And and lucky I feel lucky that I did. And

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<v Speaker 6>it's kind of like a good story to it because

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<v Speaker 6>now I've heard that they still do that show, but

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<v Speaker 6>they've completely changed it. So if female, well female bombs,

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<v Speaker 6>a male comic will always get up and like take

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<v Speaker 6>her place and strip.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's disgusting, And I can't believe that. Make you

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<v Speaker 1>do that. But for the remainder of the show, every

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<v Speaker 1>time we make a joke, can you take a piece

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<v Speaker 1>of Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I was going to suggest that.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, brilliant as long as like someone does filming it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, wearing a bright anyway, Gee.

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<v Speaker 1>Layer it to that. You've got a turtle maker and

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<v Speaker 1>a puffer.

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<v Speaker 5>I know, but I took off the puffer just for

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<v Speaker 5>the because I'm stripped.

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<v Speaker 6>She's like she heard. She was like, okay, whatever I

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<v Speaker 6>can make, you know, hence the layers.

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<v Speaker 1>I get nothing if not committed. All right, let's start

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<v Speaker 1>the show. This is how we do it. Every week,

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch and I have any and is it just me

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<v Speaker 1>so something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Mitch

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know mine, I don't know Mitch's and we just

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<v Speaker 1>go straight in. Every time we have a guest, we

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<v Speaker 1>get them to bring an I gym? Is it just

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<v Speaker 1>me of honor? I believe you're coming prepared.

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<v Speaker 6>I have. I hope it's good enough.

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<v Speaker 2>Fine, all are welcome, and Jenny, you may as well

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<v Speaker 2>throw one in.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, on, babe, let's get you and jump start the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh sure, I can kick things off if you want

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<v Speaker 2>can you?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>What is the notify anyway button? Actually?

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<v Speaker 6>Do on?

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<v Speaker 2>Ims it? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>What's that?

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<v Speaker 1>I live by that button?

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<v Speaker 6>So what is that?

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm pretty sure if someone's got their phone on do.

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<v Speaker 6>Not disturb and can still do it, do it?

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<v Speaker 1>Will?

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<v Speaker 2>It only happens. It only happens on I message. So

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<v Speaker 2>if you've got a Samsung, forget about it. But I

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<v Speaker 2>think I've only noticed it recently though, because it says, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>Mitch Cherry has notification silenced, and then I'll send a

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<v Speaker 2>message and it says delivered quietly, and then it gives

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<v Speaker 2>him the option to notify anyway. But I've never hit that.

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<v Speaker 2>What does it actually do?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's test it. Let's test it. So you put your

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<v Speaker 1>phone on me. Yeah, because while you were with Patrick,

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch's therapist, I was messaging him. I was I was

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<v Speaker 1>slamming notify anyway. Okay, all right, so you're mich here

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<v Speaker 1>we Mitchell has notification sign Okay, I love it. So

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<v Speaker 1>if I send him an emoji, just a little angel

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<v Speaker 1>angel that's nice, says delivered quietly.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you get anything nothing?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So now the buttoners notify anyway. This is our guests.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you should press it.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm going to do it. This is happening to me.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, it does you know? It also happens

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<v Speaker 6>it goes sh oh, vir vir, It's like, what's that.

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<v Speaker 2>About, I've still got nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>You're kidding?

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<v Speaker 4>Really?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh not there, guys. Yeah, it's just come through. But

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<v Speaker 2>they still made no noise. Oh it's like notifying as.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, grabonizing. Oh that's the whopper in you, you know

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<v Speaker 1>for whopper?

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<v Speaker 7>Did you?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you know?

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<v Speaker 1>We could have been?

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<v Speaker 6>Don't worry about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm asking now.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I got a call back. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>moved to New York to study theater.

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<v Speaker 6>I did acting study. I studied acting in New York

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<v Speaker 6>as well.

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<v Speaker 1>I did Atlantic Babe.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it looks like we're gonna have to do a

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<v Speaker 6>show together, live show. It's going to be called New York,

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<v Speaker 6>New York, New York. We're going Yeah, get a lot of.

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<v Speaker 1>I only want everything.

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<v Speaker 6>Whatever happened, we should actually be like we should be

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<v Speaker 6>a couple from New York?

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<v Speaker 1>Are we a couple from the We have.

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<v Speaker 6>To be a couple or I feel like it's a

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<v Speaker 6>bit like where we could be like a mob mob

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<v Speaker 6>like you know that. I do like soprano, the impressions

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<v Speaker 6>of the sopranos. Of course we could do that. We

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<v Speaker 6>could do a whole series.

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<v Speaker 1>And Jenna, what's Jenna?

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<v Speaker 6>She's Jenna. Jenna could be our neighbor. And she's a

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<v Speaker 6>bit like what's going on there? She's got the early

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<v Speaker 6>on steticking crabats. What's wrong with them? You know what

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<v Speaker 6>I mean? Hey, miss hey.

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<v Speaker 1>There, Hey Jenna, missus Benson.

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<v Speaker 6>And Jenna, come over for dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>Come over, we got the LOKs on the bake or

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<v Speaker 1>come over and come on?

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<v Speaker 6>Come on? How many time you want to? Come on?

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<v Speaker 1>Bring the cats, not bring the cats, leave.

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<v Speaker 6>The cats at home for once. Okay, this is brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna let's.

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<v Speaker 6>Let's I'm actually i'm writing the email.

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<v Speaker 1>Now drafted so long story short, Yeah it does work.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, that's you know what. I'm glad that we got

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<v Speaker 6>into that. Oh my god, the worst episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is the best episode.

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<v Speaker 2>But these are my favorites. Where you put two fucking

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<v Speaker 2>theater keeps ring together and nothing says on track because

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<v Speaker 2>there is no track.

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<v Speaker 1>John delve into vocals.

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<v Speaker 6>I did I used to, Well, I'm a trained singer,

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<v Speaker 6>as well, so when I was younger, I used to

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<v Speaker 6>be in like classical choir kid and you know how

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<v Speaker 6>that all started. I was with my friend Bardo Bardo remember.

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<v Speaker 2>A few more.

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<v Speaker 6>Make Me Good by Busy. Wow, that's the guitar. Oh

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<v Speaker 6>that's not the singing part. No, but I was obsessed.

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<v Speaker 6>I wanted to be Sophie Monk because like being a

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<v Speaker 6>wog back then, like you could never get arrested with

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<v Speaker 6>brunette hair, you could never get arrested. You could only

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<v Speaker 6>get arrested if you were blonde. And I wanted to

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<v Speaker 6>be blonde so bad. I thought that mean you are beautiful.

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<v Speaker 6>And yeah, I remember singing in like year three in

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<v Speaker 6>front of the teacher, my group of just as a

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<v Speaker 6>group of girls going we're gonna sing Bardo's Poison and

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<v Speaker 6>I and you know what's funny, Sophie Monk doesn't have

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<v Speaker 6>a solo in that song, so I was technically singing

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<v Speaker 6>Katie's solo. Let's not get into that. But I was like,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm Sophie Monk. And she actually saw me do stand

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<v Speaker 6>up like last year, and it was like wild. I

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<v Speaker 6>couldn't believe I got to meet her.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you tell that story or I wish I did.

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<v Speaker 6>I need to tell her this. I didn't have time.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I did.

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<v Speaker 6>I will.

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<v Speaker 1>A weird situation when someone you admire sees your work

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<v Speaker 1>or you meet them, it's like how much? How much

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<v Speaker 1>do you give them? You know, I gave her a lot.

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<v Speaker 6>I gave them very much. Actually I wish I gave

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<v Speaker 6>her more. But no, it was really funny. After we'd

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<v Speaker 6>finished singing, my teacher told my mom Eloie should do singing.

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<v Speaker 6>And I was already doing like dance school and stuff.

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<v Speaker 6>But then that's how I started singing. And then, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>a little bit of classical choir since I was like eight. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>it was wild for like years. It's and I guess

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<v Speaker 6>it's a bit operatic, but classical is just very you know,

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<v Speaker 6>you do all the Latin and all that bullshit. Of course,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm sorry turning into such a shof but I just

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<v Speaker 6>got it excited, going like, we've got to do every

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<v Speaker 6>voice that we can.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a violin for you to play later in

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<v Speaker 1>the show. So it's coming.

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<v Speaker 6>Good violin, but I can. I'm really good at it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go, let's do my agent, is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you unsure how the repealing of same sex marriage

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<v Speaker 1>in the United States is going to work. Ou call

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<v Speaker 1>me political political.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, Mitch is political vibe because I don't want to Mitch.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just thinking logistically, right, we Roe v. Wade was overturned? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>What the fuck was that? This is me When I

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<v Speaker 6>found out it was overturned, I went where am I?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>And it was making me sick. I was like, I

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<v Speaker 6>actually feel stressed because it's not like I'm even there,

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<v Speaker 6>but it makes me go, there's people here that would

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<v Speaker 6>very much like that to happen exactly. That's what's sick.

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<v Speaker 6>And people go like, no, no, no, we're so much more

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<v Speaker 6>ahead of the times, and it's like, but why not. Yeah, look,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm going I didn't know that they were actually voting

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<v Speaker 6>or like reappeal. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they're coming. They're coming for same sex marriage, which

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<v Speaker 1>was in stated a couple of years ago, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>the law of the land. All the states can't decide,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's national law. Right, gays can get married. Great,

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<v Speaker 1>but they're thinking and they not make them a cake

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<v Speaker 1>in the working No, God forbid, and make them a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking carriage.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't make a lesbian couple of cake or you'll be

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<v Speaker 6>going to hell.

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<v Speaker 1>And don't a football or in a Pride jersey. They're

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<v Speaker 1>the twill everyone.

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<v Speaker 6>Rainbows and that's the mainly players anyway get a point out,

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<v Speaker 6>so they're looking at repealing it.

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<v Speaker 1>They want to get their hands on it. And I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's disgusting and awful. But if it is happening,

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<v Speaker 1>how does it work logistically? Like if do you lose

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<v Speaker 1>your anniversary level? Like what if you're about it happens there?

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<v Speaker 1>If you're a gay couple divorce exactly? What if you're

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<v Speaker 1>about what if you're going to hit like diamond status

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<v Speaker 1>at thirty years and you're about to get.

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<v Speaker 6>A part of diamond bab sorry no wood back to wood,

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<v Speaker 6>back to not even would it would be back to

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<v Speaker 6>paper dust back.

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<v Speaker 1>To dust year one? You know what I mean? Logistically?

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<v Speaker 1>How does it work? Are you divorced? What if you're

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<v Speaker 1>that one really bit of old gay couple that want

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<v Speaker 1>to get divorced and they might be out there going

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<v Speaker 1>for it. Yeah, and so we don't have to get divorced.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, oh, you know, it's the universe exactly.

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<v Speaker 6>That's why. No, that I could definitely imagine people saying that,

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<v Speaker 6>but also, what, how the hell is it logistically going

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<v Speaker 6>to work?

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<v Speaker 1>Totally?

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<v Speaker 6>Is everyone okay, yeah, you're sick.

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<v Speaker 1>The world is ending.

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<v Speaker 6>It actually happy.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't expect general or to have the answers you're asking.

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<v Speaker 2>All the big questions were no fucking nut can.

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<v Speaker 6>I feel like the answer is that you need to

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<v Speaker 6>go to the White House and you march up and

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<v Speaker 6>you go, what do I say? And you go, hey,

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<v Speaker 6>mana is Mitch, and don't you ever fucking think of

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<v Speaker 6>crossing me?

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<v Speaker 2>But you your gaze and said that they think that

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<v Speaker 2>you're one of them to.

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<v Speaker 1>The hey, hey my names yeah, hey, my name is Mitch.

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<v Speaker 6>And if you ever come up to me, come from

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<v Speaker 6>me or my gaze ever again.

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<v Speaker 1>Ever again. Heads heads will rule.

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<v Speaker 6>Wow, Okay, intimidating, it's a do it a bit like

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<v Speaker 6>Tony soprano.

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<v Speaker 1>Will Okay, well, yeah, we'll workshop it.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, this is going to stop them from doing anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, we're personally, I'm not even slightly threatened

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<v Speaker 2>by that. I'm not scaredy of it.

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<v Speaker 6>All this going Okay, we'll work on it. Take you know,

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<v Speaker 6>give it, give it a bit of time.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the theater in us we give notes, can workshop.

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<v Speaker 6>You know what. That was great, But we'll do a

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<v Speaker 6>bit of a sometimes we do a wreck at the house,

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<v Speaker 6>do a little wreki at the White House.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen. That was just my political saying. I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to know how it's going to work logistically.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, it's not going to work logistically because they're insane,

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<v Speaker 6>thank you, they're insane. Whereas also I'm going, oh god,

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<v Speaker 6>I really wanted to work in the US, like eventually

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<v Speaker 6>go back, like.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, no, deny to be there, to be honest.

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<v Speaker 6>Nobe fair, of course, why would you? But then this

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<v Speaker 6>is also me going, god, but I do such a

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<v Speaker 6>good bunch of accents.

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<v Speaker 2>But they might not like that. They don't do self deprecating.

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<v Speaker 6>That's the thing. That's why I'm saying, I feel like,

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<v Speaker 6>as well, my comedy would work so much better over there.

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<v Speaker 6>That makes me want to go there so badly. But

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<v Speaker 6>not if I can't get an abortion or not if

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<v Speaker 6>I can't not if my you know, I can't go

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<v Speaker 6>to a gay wedding. What's the point of living if

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<v Speaker 6>you can't go to a gay I'm sorry, Thank.

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<v Speaker 1>You, Jenna. That was beautifully said.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>So that was so well.

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<v Speaker 6>Said, Wow, jennyuine's best on ground today.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny, you have such a can I just stop? You're

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<v Speaker 1>such a way with words and the way that you

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<v Speaker 1>articulate yourself is yeah, I heard of.

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<v Speaker 4>It's profound.

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<v Speaker 1>It's profound.

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<v Speaker 6>Pound preach, tell that, preach p el Okay. I love

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<v Speaker 6>this character. Whatever she's working on. I love this.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not an act.

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<v Speaker 6>This is me going. Is this a character? I like her?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 6>Spotify?

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<v Speaker 1>Now do readings. If you don't leave five stars, you

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<v Speaker 1>are dirt inside? All right, let's do it? Is it

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<v Speaker 1>just you? You can send one in as well, Eloise.

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<v Speaker 1>This is when we get our idiots. We call our

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<v Speaker 1>listeners are idiots. Yeah, it's really And there was a referendum.

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<v Speaker 1>We gave them, we empowered them, and we said you

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<v Speaker 1>can change this if you.

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<v Speaker 6>Think it's and Justin Bieber didn't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Well the bells pause, he stops doing a lot of them.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh god, remember that I did that?

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<v Speaker 2>Like Adele calling her fans my fuck sticks or something.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that's nice. She goes and do you like that?

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<v Speaker 6>And everyone's like, yes, Adele, you love it.

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<v Speaker 1>This one comes in. This isn't is it just you

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<v Speaker 1>from Jasmine Schwartz. And now that's a that's a name

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<v Speaker 1>that could be, that could be in our New York

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<v Speaker 1>the Jewish, the Jewish landlord.

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<v Speaker 6>My name is Jasmine Schwartz, and I gotta go to

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<v Speaker 6>the Tiffany's. I hate it. No, I'm doing that one

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<v Speaker 6>again later.

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<v Speaker 1>Later Jasmin Schwartz, she she wants our he this is

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<v Speaker 1>what's right?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me? Or do you just feel so

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<v Speaker 3>superior on the roads when you have the level of

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<v Speaker 3>confidence to turn your maps off and get to your

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<v Speaker 3>destination accurately. For example, I've had to have my maps

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<v Speaker 3>on to get to a said red booster near me,

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<v Speaker 3>and tonight I'm driving there without my maps. I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like I'm queen of the road. Excuse me passing on

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<v Speaker 3>the left, Hi, just me not using my maps, passing

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<v Speaker 3>you in the slow lane.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. First of all, can I just say, Jasmine get

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<v Speaker 1>her details for the live shows.

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<v Speaker 6>Jasmin a Jasmins are like amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>I love that she's improvising. She'll so giving us, you know.

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<v Speaker 6>But like I felt like I was there. I feel

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<v Speaker 6>like I was. It was like pov.

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<v Speaker 1>I could smell the red rooster.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know where you're based, but you have got

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<v Speaker 6>the role's bengratulations you've been booked and yeah, was in

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<v Speaker 6>the rehearsal dates soon. But wow, I feel like I

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<v Speaker 6>can relate to that.

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<v Speaker 1>We can't drive, Elise, I can't drive.

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<v Speaker 6>I have my license, I just haven't got a car

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<v Speaker 6>here in Sydney. My car still in Perth. I'm just

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<v Speaker 6>very scared of driving in Sydney and I do need

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<v Speaker 6>to like get over that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like once you've done it a few times, it's fine, nervous.

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<v Speaker 6>Can anyone give me that's actually a good segment for

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<v Speaker 6>the show, Like some one of you gives me a

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<v Speaker 6>driving lesson.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't.

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<v Speaker 2>And you've never driven thin. We just took over one lesson.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm inspired.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to drive more. Never never did. You've got

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<v Speaker 2>more commitment than her.

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<v Speaker 6>Sure, I think I just have more a lot of

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<v Speaker 6>places to go, not saying you don't have places to go.

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<v Speaker 6>I think I'm just like scared. I feel like I

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<v Speaker 6>need to just get over that fear. And I think

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<v Speaker 6>having like two sexy mitches in the car, yeah won't

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<v Speaker 6>be guess you'll both be going get the fuck over

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<v Speaker 6>it and go okay, and then I'll just have to

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<v Speaker 6>get over it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like anything. You did it a few times,

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<v Speaker 2>it's second nature. I'm really obnoxious now. I used to

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<v Speaker 2>be shit scared going over the Harbor Bridge. Now i'm

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<v Speaker 2>probably a little.

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<v Speaker 6>Bit and you're going to get that fuck out of

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<v Speaker 6>because are you both from New South.

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<v Speaker 1>Wales, born and bred?

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<v Speaker 6>I am wow, okay, well that makes it a little

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<v Speaker 6>bit easier to be in the car with both of you.

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<v Speaker 1>I am reckless. I've got one.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry. What was Jasmine's question?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you feel? Yeah, the love? I was going, wow,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm sorry. But when people don't need the map, it

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<v Speaker 6>is kind of hot knows where to go, and I go,

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<v Speaker 6>how the hell do you know where to go? It's sexy,

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<v Speaker 6>whereas like with me, I'd be like, shit, that's not sexy. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the opposite though, because even when I leave here today,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll get in the car and just hit home on

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<v Speaker 2>the maps, even though I've done this trip a million times,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll just pop the map on just in case, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>if there's a quicker way or if there's an accident

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff, so I just always have the maps on.

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<v Speaker 6>Always scary. Sometimes when you drive. This is like a

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<v Speaker 6>little bit similar Jasmine, maybe a bit like you know,

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<v Speaker 6>skew with But when you're driving and then you get

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<v Speaker 6>home and you go, oh my god, how the fuck

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<v Speaker 6>did I just get home? That's the scariest moment.

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<v Speaker 2>What scarier is how did I just get over the

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<v Speaker 2>harbor Bridge?

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<v Speaker 6>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Associated?

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<v Speaker 6>But this is me going I will never drive over

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<v Speaker 6>the Harbor Bridge. I can't do it. I'll never do that.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't have a death wish, but just the thought

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<v Speaker 6>of like not for me, well, I mean, Mitch is

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<v Speaker 6>going not for me for this one. Mitch is like

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<v Speaker 6>in a bus, thank you. Just don't disassociate. Thank you

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<v Speaker 6>when you're driving, don't do like you get to red

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<v Speaker 6>risks and you go, how did I even get there?

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<v Speaker 6>That's how accidents happened. Drive safe. Thanks.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to get in touch, sent it's a DM.

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<v Speaker 1>Couple of mitches will get you on the show.

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<v Speaker 6>Get me a d M too. If you want a squeeze, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>I might not reply, but just do it anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>True judsmen, make sure you hit up price keeper, Jennifer,

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<v Speaker 2>your price Darling.

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<v Speaker 1>Jen do you actually want to have any of your own?

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<v Speaker 1>You want to jump into.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, how fucked we We didn't even offer and

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<v Speaker 2>say ladies.

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<v Speaker 6>First, no, but that's a fair We usually do.

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<v Speaker 2>Go no, we insist we'll get the guests.

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<v Speaker 6>But it was only just Pride month, so I feel

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<v Speaker 6>like a good point. It's almost like, oh, that's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And then do you want to go?

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<v Speaker 6>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you? No?

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<v Speaker 6>I last? You go? Now? Come on?

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<v Speaker 1>Best to last? All right, go for a jack? Is

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<v Speaker 1>it just me?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you think it's dumb when pet owners act like

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<v Speaker 5>their pet and refer to themselves as humans instead of humans.

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<v Speaker 5>Stop saying human humans, My human took me to the

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<v Speaker 5>bet today.

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<v Speaker 4>Human. It's like, no, call them by their name or

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<v Speaker 4>a human?

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<v Speaker 5>Why why are you so good at every single other

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<v Speaker 5>word except human?

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<v Speaker 1>Or you're a dog.

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<v Speaker 6>If you really were a dog, you would bark, or

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<v Speaker 6>you would mow, if you're a et cetera, et cetera. Also,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm just going shut up, Yes, I'm just going I

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<v Speaker 6>hate that.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I call it out? A friend of the show,

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<v Speaker 1>friend of ours, Chatfield. I love her, She's amazing, but

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<v Speaker 1>she recently got a new dog, Wally.

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<v Speaker 6>It's such a short for Walter.

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<v Speaker 1>Hilarious and it's a it's a rescue.

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<v Speaker 6>Dogs boxes, chocolate color, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Fringed gorgeous bangs. Problem is she she baby speaks it

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<v Speaker 1>and talks as if the dog is talking back to

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<v Speaker 1>her on her.

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<v Speaker 2>So she's doing exactly what Jamie.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I've even heard of herman.

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<v Speaker 6>She hasn't done this, has she yes going?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me try and find it. I can't believe and

0:27:35.920 --> 0:27:36.479
<v Speaker 1>try and get it out.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what's almost as bad as the word human.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate it when people use the word boyo. What's

0:27:41.840 --> 0:27:44.000
<v Speaker 2>that I've got to I've got to go pick the boyo.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, don't say this.

0:27:46.160 --> 0:27:48.200
<v Speaker 2>I look at that little boyo.

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<v Speaker 6>I've never even heard that. And I can't believe. I

0:27:50.600 --> 0:27:51.800
<v Speaker 6>know that people are saying.

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<v Speaker 2>I must just hang out with more middle aged women

0:27:53.680 --> 0:27:56.200
<v Speaker 2>than you. That's the thought of people that they think

0:27:56.240 --> 0:27:59.600
<v Speaker 2>it's new. They're like, do the TikTok kids say, boy.

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<v Speaker 6>You're going No one's saying that that saying, oh my god.

0:28:06.440 --> 0:28:08.560
<v Speaker 6>But I do find it a bit like with I

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<v Speaker 6>guess maybe because I'm a I'm allergic to cats. I'm

0:28:12.600 --> 0:28:15.480
<v Speaker 6>a bit scared of cats. Depending like Ruby's cat Percy.

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<v Speaker 6>I can deal with Percy is when he jumps up

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<v Speaker 6>sometimes on the couch.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not an allergy. That's annoyance.

0:28:21.280 --> 0:28:23.679
<v Speaker 6>That's annoyed. And also like I will get a bit

0:28:23.680 --> 0:28:27.399
<v Speaker 6>of a rash. That's analogy and a bit sneezy puffy eyes.

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<v Speaker 6>But of course I pulled it off. Of course, don't

0:28:32.920 --> 0:28:33.520
<v Speaker 6>worry about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know to take like allergy meds before you

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<v Speaker 2>go to Ruby's?

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<v Speaker 6>I do well when I stayed there, when I first

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<v Speaker 6>moved back to Sydney after escaping COVID, I did, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>so you're a smart woman.

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<v Speaker 2>My friends always rock up and just go, oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>forgot I'm allergic to cats. And then they try to

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<v Speaker 2>make it my problem.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm like, bring a heart.

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<v Speaker 2>What are they called?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, tell fast, yeah, tech. They're like raw do I said,

0:28:56.080 --> 0:29:00.640
<v Speaker 6>raw dogging? Probably raw cat? It's annoying. Yeah, I find

0:29:00.640 --> 0:29:04.680
<v Speaker 6>this annoying. That similar vibe. There's a cat, a mangy

0:29:04.840 --> 0:29:08.080
<v Speaker 6>cat that's outside my house. My followers would know about this,

0:29:08.160 --> 0:29:09.880
<v Speaker 6>and it's just like it just has it doesn't have

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<v Speaker 6>a home. It's just goes on the street. And there's

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<v Speaker 6>the neighbor, our neighbor from to my to my house

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<v Speaker 6>walked out once and I was going, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 6>get away. It's I'm so scared of her because it's

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<v Speaker 6>going and it won't go away. It's like intimidating me

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<v Speaker 6>and coming up. Yeah, they really and I'm going away.

0:29:27.920 --> 0:29:31.480
<v Speaker 6>I'm going to get the you're going, we're going get

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<v Speaker 6>away from me. And then the girl comes up, this

0:29:35.120 --> 0:29:37.840
<v Speaker 6>neighbor and she goes to she goes to the cat,

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<v Speaker 6>not to me. She goes, oh, does this woman not

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<v Speaker 6>like she's not talking to you? And I went, I'm

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<v Speaker 6>actually allergic, like I actually can't handle and she goes, she, oh,

0:29:52.320 --> 0:29:55.400
<v Speaker 6>giving you attention. I was going, fuck you. The cat

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<v Speaker 6>can't understand a fucking word, just saying but I can,

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<v Speaker 6>you fucking bitch, And I was so and girls going

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<v Speaker 6>why is this happening to me right now? And I

0:30:03.480 --> 0:30:05.200
<v Speaker 6>was like, of all people, and I was going, cat

0:30:05.240 --> 0:30:07.040
<v Speaker 6>owners need to sort it out. So that's just a

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<v Speaker 6>little side note. I get what you mean and that

0:30:09.360 --> 0:30:12.080
<v Speaker 6>that sort of I felt tied in. Maybe not cut

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<v Speaker 6>it out if you need it, just don't.

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<v Speaker 1>This is this is a lie. This is on there correct.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm going, hello, Hello Australia, give me a call right now,

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<v Speaker 6>a call right now, and I'll tell you that I

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<v Speaker 6>think your heart.

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<v Speaker 1>I pay for that. All right, let's do your gym.

0:30:27.080 --> 0:30:31.640
<v Speaker 1>Let's okay, you ready? Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 6>Is it really fucking annoying when people tell you about

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<v Speaker 6>their friend that you've never heard of, and they talk

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<v Speaker 6>about them like you should know who they are. They

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<v Speaker 6>used the full name, the full name, or just even

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<v Speaker 6>the first name, and they talk about them as if

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<v Speaker 6>like it happened with a friend of mine. She's like, oh, yeah,

0:30:51.280 --> 0:30:53.200
<v Speaker 6>I'm going up to the Blue Mountains with Michelle, and

0:30:53.240 --> 0:30:55.400
<v Speaker 6>I'm like, who the fuck's Michelle?

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<v Speaker 2>And you did the correct thing. You said a friend

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<v Speaker 2>of mine, see friend of mine?

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<v Speaker 1>And she wouldn't have done that, right.

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<v Speaker 6>I wouldn't imagine if I just went, yeah, it was

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<v Speaker 6>my friend. It up like my friends, my friend. I said,

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<v Speaker 6>yeah me, and I'm you know, me and Josie the

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<v Speaker 6>other day, and you go, who the fuck is Joy?

0:31:11.960 --> 0:31:14.520
<v Speaker 6>Relevant exactly if I said Ruby, you know who Ruby is?

0:31:14.560 --> 0:31:17.120
<v Speaker 6>If I said Abby, who Abby is? If I said, like,

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<v Speaker 6>you know, mister Tumnus, you go, who the fuck is that?

0:31:20.280 --> 0:31:21.200
<v Speaker 2>I know who mister tunes?

0:31:23.160 --> 0:31:24.280
<v Speaker 6>I said, mister Tumnus.

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<v Speaker 1>That was odd.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, this is me going that's actually I've contradicted everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I'm getting in it with James Corden on Monday,

0:31:30.800 --> 0:31:31.600
<v Speaker 1>Like everyone will.

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<v Speaker 6>Get everyone would get that, but I just find it

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<v Speaker 6>so weird that people do that. It's almost like this

0:31:35.400 --> 0:31:37.760
<v Speaker 6>weird thing of like do you think I know who

0:31:37.760 --> 0:31:40.480
<v Speaker 6>you're talking about or do you just like not care

0:31:41.000 --> 0:31:43.360
<v Speaker 6>and you just talk about your friends as if everybody

0:31:43.360 --> 0:31:45.160
<v Speaker 6>should know each other. I don't know why that annoys

0:31:45.200 --> 0:31:45.680
<v Speaker 6>me so much.

0:31:45.720 --> 0:31:47.760
<v Speaker 2>I get thrown when there's too many names in a story,

0:31:47.920 --> 0:31:49.720
<v Speaker 2>like from My eighty ah D. They're like, oh, yeah,

0:31:49.720 --> 0:31:51.479
<v Speaker 2>me and Tiff went down and we bumped in the

0:31:51.480 --> 0:31:53.400
<v Speaker 2>barb and then that's not even relevant to the story.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm thrown is bub and tis like it's go and

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<v Speaker 6>give me the background. I'm not watching this isn't a series.

0:31:59.440 --> 0:32:01.440
<v Speaker 6>I'm just watching this going, oh, I can look up

0:32:01.440 --> 0:32:04.400
<v Speaker 6>the IMDb lately. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like this

0:32:04.440 --> 0:32:05.960
<v Speaker 6>is happening in real time.

0:32:06.160 --> 0:32:08.200
<v Speaker 1>You know, we should make life more like sitcoms, Like

0:32:08.320 --> 0:32:10.320
<v Speaker 1>if you watch it and pay attention to when they're

0:32:10.360 --> 0:32:15.440
<v Speaker 1>introducing characters, everything's explained will be an argument and they'll go, well, listen, Debbie,

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<v Speaker 1>as your partner of twelve years and considering we just

0:32:18.400 --> 0:32:21.320
<v Speaker 1>put the mortgage down on this apartment. I'm furious, and

0:32:21.360 --> 0:32:22.560
<v Speaker 1>you never say that in real life.

0:32:22.560 --> 0:32:25.280
<v Speaker 6>But it works when you're watching a show the context exactly.

0:32:25.320 --> 0:32:28.920
<v Speaker 6>You need some context, and I just find that really weird.

0:32:29.400 --> 0:32:31.280
<v Speaker 6>And then sometimes it's like someone from high school and

0:32:31.320 --> 0:32:33.480
<v Speaker 6>you're like, I haven't thought about that person in ten years,

0:32:33.520 --> 0:32:35.040
<v Speaker 6>so long? Why the hell are you telling me?

0:32:35.360 --> 0:32:39.040
<v Speaker 2>It's not necessarily a good reminder all the time. I'm oh, fuck.

0:32:38.960 --> 0:32:41.800
<v Speaker 6>Molly, why do you hang out with Molly? Why do

0:32:41.840 --> 0:32:43.280
<v Speaker 6>you hang out with Molly? And why are you telling

0:32:43.320 --> 0:32:44.880
<v Speaker 6>me that? Now? I don't want to hang out with you.

0:32:46.480 --> 0:32:48.080
<v Speaker 6>I'm going to say something about Molly that you're not

0:32:48.120 --> 0:32:55.280
<v Speaker 6>gonna lie. No, just kidding for that mate? Is it

0:32:55.440 --> 0:32:55.800
<v Speaker 6>just me?

0:32:56.280 --> 0:32:59.400
<v Speaker 1>The rude shocks of young adults food? All right? Before

0:32:59.400 --> 0:33:01.640
<v Speaker 1>we let Elloie go, I think we should do a

0:33:01.680 --> 0:33:04.000
<v Speaker 1>staple of the show, a sound of silence.

0:33:04.040 --> 0:33:06.040
<v Speaker 2>It's tradition that we get our guests to do this one.

0:33:06.120 --> 0:33:06.840
<v Speaker 1>Let me jump in.

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<v Speaker 6>Scared of silence.

0:33:13.760 --> 0:33:17.240
<v Speaker 2>So how it works is you call someone. I'm thinking

0:33:17.240 --> 0:33:19.480
<v Speaker 2>our mate, Ruby Teeth. We haven't spoken her in a while.

0:33:19.520 --> 0:33:22.040
<v Speaker 2>She was a guest in the Early Day, Earl good

0:33:22.080 --> 0:33:22.520
<v Speaker 2>to catch up.

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<v Speaker 6>She's gonna go, what the fuck's going on? I only

0:33:25.480 --> 0:33:26.240
<v Speaker 6>saw her last night.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we want, Yeah, that is what we want.

0:33:27.880 --> 0:33:30.080
<v Speaker 6>We have to make it like as a technical technical

0:33:30.160 --> 0:33:31.040
<v Speaker 6>is going on, you.

0:33:31.080 --> 0:33:32.480
<v Speaker 2>Be anything you like. So what you do is you

0:33:32.560 --> 0:33:34.240
<v Speaker 2>call them and then you have a bit of a

0:33:34.320 --> 0:33:35.960
<v Speaker 2>chat that can go as long as you like. And

0:33:36.000 --> 0:33:38.240
<v Speaker 2>then as soon as they ask you a question, just

0:33:38.360 --> 0:33:41.000
<v Speaker 2>never answer it, okay, and see how long that silence

0:33:41.000 --> 0:33:42.440
<v Speaker 2>can go for. We're timing it.

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<v Speaker 1>We're timing it. You might be the record bridging one

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<v Speaker 1>bridging phrase which will continue equal that will keep her

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<v Speaker 1>on the line. Hey, hold yes, correct.

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<v Speaker 6>And then at the end do we go hidol?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you just wait until we say you beat the

0:33:56.320 --> 0:33:57.560
<v Speaker 2>record or until they hang up.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm so nervous.

0:34:00.000 --> 0:34:01.920
<v Speaker 2>It's great because you technically don't have to say anything.

0:34:02.040 --> 0:34:03.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you just sit there and look.

0:34:03.400 --> 0:34:05.120
<v Speaker 6>I love how that's like. This for me is so

0:34:05.200 --> 0:34:08.279
<v Speaker 6>nerve wracking. It's like and you're stripped in front of

0:34:08.320 --> 0:34:11.000
<v Speaker 6>a bathroom. Why is this so hard from me?

0:34:12.000 --> 0:34:14.480
<v Speaker 2>Keep being like silence, going to silence?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh god, there's only so much that we did in that.

0:34:16.960 --> 0:34:21.080
<v Speaker 1>You know, Mitch has the timer?

0:34:22.040 --> 0:34:22.520
<v Speaker 2>Can you hold that?

0:34:23.480 --> 0:34:23.800
<v Speaker 6>Okay?

0:34:23.880 --> 0:34:24.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:34:24.120 --> 0:34:40.319
<v Speaker 6>My god, I'm pissing really delicious. The person you like, Wow,

0:34:40.640 --> 0:34:42.840
<v Speaker 6>she's she's I'm trying to think of who else.

0:34:43.200 --> 0:34:45.239
<v Speaker 1>Mom, because you've got because you're like, you know, got

0:34:45.239 --> 0:34:45.919
<v Speaker 1>a big wog family.

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<v Speaker 6>Right, yeah, I'm even looking at like yeah yeah, but yeah, yeah,

0:34:49.560 --> 0:34:51.440
<v Speaker 6>might be but yeah yeah, might be like a bit

0:34:51.520 --> 0:34:52.600
<v Speaker 6>confused your grandma.

0:34:52.680 --> 0:34:54.080
<v Speaker 1>We don want to dis orientate her.

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<v Speaker 6>She goes, she's she's at work, at work, Okay, all right,

0:34:58.200 --> 0:34:59.439
<v Speaker 6>I'll just say all good boo.

0:34:59.640 --> 0:35:01.160
<v Speaker 2>No, it's if you got five.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm trying to think, yeah, I'll try. Mum.

0:35:04.920 --> 0:35:07.520
<v Speaker 2>Well that's gonna that's an advantage anyway, because if her

0:35:07.520 --> 0:35:09.080
<v Speaker 2>mom's going to hang up, she's going to be concerned.

0:35:10.280 --> 0:35:13.680
<v Speaker 6>I'm setting myself up for success. It should we do?

0:35:13.719 --> 0:35:16.759
<v Speaker 6>All right, Anita, let's see what Let's see what's Anita?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, gorgeous. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 6>Hi looise, Hi mom?

0:35:23.640 --> 0:35:24.120
<v Speaker 2>How are you?

0:35:25.080 --> 0:35:25.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I'm good.

0:35:26.120 --> 0:35:28.000
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I'm just set the hairdresser.

0:35:28.680 --> 0:35:32.880
<v Speaker 6>But ah nice, okay, yeah, yeah, it's all right. I

0:35:32.880 --> 0:35:35.879
<v Speaker 6>can talk to you for six yeah. Yeah yeah. Did

0:35:35.920 --> 0:35:40.640
<v Speaker 6>you get my text about my birthday? No?

0:35:41.120 --> 0:35:44.399
<v Speaker 7>Any chin showed me and I said I haven't got that. Yeah,

0:35:44.480 --> 0:35:45.760
<v Speaker 7>maybe I haven't looked.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh sorry, maybe I didn't. Oh god, sorry, maybe I

0:35:48.560 --> 0:35:50.719
<v Speaker 6>forgot to send it, send it to you because yeah,

0:35:50.800 --> 0:35:53.240
<v Speaker 6>obviously I know that, you know when it is on everything.

0:35:53.560 --> 0:35:55.919
<v Speaker 7>Oh yeah yeah, well that's what I thought. Maybe because

0:35:57.200 --> 0:35:58.759
<v Speaker 7>we're coming or I don't know.

0:35:59.320 --> 0:36:05.960
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, and she's an uncles.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you there?

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<v Speaker 7>Hello?

0:36:17.360 --> 0:36:17.560
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:36:17.600 --> 0:36:29.640
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, yeah, are you there? Oh well Alloways?

0:36:31.160 --> 0:36:33.680
<v Speaker 7>Oh I know what's going on.

0:36:34.480 --> 0:36:35.360
<v Speaker 2>I've just lost her.

0:36:36.080 --> 0:36:36.600
<v Speaker 5>Are you there?

0:36:40.080 --> 0:36:50.840
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, this is hello, Alloways.

0:36:50.840 --> 0:36:53.680
<v Speaker 2>She gave up forty four seconds.

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<v Speaker 6>Is that good?

0:36:54.840 --> 0:36:57.600
<v Speaker 3>No call?

0:36:58.320 --> 0:37:02.640
<v Speaker 2>No, she doesn't need to know. She's laughing, just chext

0:37:02.800 --> 0:37:05.000
<v Speaker 2>sorry tunnel screaming.

0:37:05.160 --> 0:37:06.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm sure she's a listener.

0:37:06.760 --> 0:37:09.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. The record is two minutes thirty from Carlo from Bankstown.

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<v Speaker 2>Second that you were freaking out, I don't know that.

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<v Speaker 6>I think it's because like when you live away from home,

0:37:16.680 --> 0:37:19.960
<v Speaker 6>it's like you would never she's calling me back.

0:37:20.080 --> 0:37:21.160
<v Speaker 1>I'll take it quickly.

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<v Speaker 6>Home. Mom. Oh my god.

0:37:23.640 --> 0:37:23.879
<v Speaker 1>Sorry.

0:37:23.960 --> 0:37:28.080
<v Speaker 6>That was a prank call on the radio show Bye.

0:37:28.120 --> 0:37:32.440
<v Speaker 1>Not really more of a podcast podcast with radio stars stars.

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<v Speaker 6>They told me not really start, be quiet and not really.

0:37:38.480 --> 0:37:38.640
<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you and thank you thanks for doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>The card Ana you're getting.

0:37:45.320 --> 0:37:51.719
<v Speaker 6>Banged the reception. Oh no, sorry, then send you the

0:37:51.760 --> 0:37:54.120
<v Speaker 6>link is just like a funny thing, and I'll send

0:37:54.120 --> 0:37:57.680
<v Speaker 6>you the text as well. I love you, Thanks mom,

0:37:57.719 --> 0:38:03.799
<v Speaker 6>Sorry bye. Enjoy your haircut by so Tan.

0:38:03.840 --> 0:38:07.040
<v Speaker 2>You're invited or what? Yeah? Oh good? She never you

0:38:07.080 --> 0:38:08.040
<v Speaker 2>never answered her question?

0:38:09.440 --> 0:38:11.960
<v Speaker 1>Can you bless her soul? She was so sweet?

0:38:12.280 --> 0:38:14.040
<v Speaker 2>It took her a while to ask the question, didn't

0:38:14.040 --> 0:38:18.640
<v Speaker 2>it Mum? She didn't ask how you were? Did you notice?

0:38:18.719 --> 0:38:20.240
<v Speaker 6>Yeah? I noticed that too, and I was going.

0:38:22.960 --> 0:38:25.840
<v Speaker 1>Well, that's that's the end of us, Eloise, that's my

0:38:26.000 --> 0:38:26.680
<v Speaker 1>show done.

0:38:26.760 --> 0:38:28.759
<v Speaker 6>I can't believe I got to do this with these

0:38:28.760 --> 0:38:29.480
<v Speaker 6>sexy people.

0:38:29.560 --> 0:38:31.759
<v Speaker 2>There was a lot of pleasure, so much coming from

0:38:31.800 --> 0:38:33.200
<v Speaker 2>the first hot comedian.

0:38:35.600 --> 0:38:37.120
<v Speaker 1>If you want to see Eloise live, if you're in

0:38:37.160 --> 0:38:40.360
<v Speaker 1>Sydney or Melbourne, you're at Sydney and Melbourne Fringe from September.

0:38:41.320 --> 0:38:43.600
<v Speaker 1>That is so exciting. Do you think it's a fringe?

0:38:43.680 --> 0:38:46.000
<v Speaker 6>Is it Sydney Fringe or Sidney Fringe and Melbourne Fringe?

0:38:46.040 --> 0:38:47.960
<v Speaker 6>So yeah, And it's called the Audition Room. Me and

0:38:48.000 --> 0:38:52.200
<v Speaker 6>Harry Morrissey playing casting agents from hell improvised show. We're

0:38:52.200 --> 0:38:55.200
<v Speaker 6>going to have a few some of Australia's best actors, comedians,

0:38:55.280 --> 0:38:58.520
<v Speaker 6>radio stars. Hopefully you could have that auditioning to be

0:38:59.080 --> 0:39:03.320
<v Speaker 6>in a big blockbuster film. But yeah, so we'll see.

0:39:03.920 --> 0:39:06.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm getting people can get the tickets on your

0:39:06.040 --> 0:39:06.640
<v Speaker 2>Instagram as well.

0:39:06.680 --> 0:39:10.160
<v Speaker 6>Instagram just a link in bio and I'll be posts.

0:39:10.160 --> 0:39:12.759
<v Speaker 6>I'll be thrashing it on the socials. So yeah, follow

0:39:12.840 --> 0:39:14.759
<v Speaker 6>me and you'll get some more info. And yeah, it's

0:39:14.760 --> 0:39:16.839
<v Speaker 6>a really funny show. It's really fun. We only got

0:39:16.840 --> 0:39:19.400
<v Speaker 6>to do one and it had such a great response.

0:39:19.440 --> 0:39:23.000
<v Speaker 6>I'm excited. Yes, so I can't wait to have you

0:39:23.040 --> 0:39:23.439
<v Speaker 6>guys there.

0:39:23.840 --> 0:39:25.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to get the Insta handle wrong. It's

0:39:25.200 --> 0:39:26.400
<v Speaker 2>the weas that squeezer, right, that's right.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah yeah w E e z A s q u

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<v Speaker 6>e s A. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. Well you can head to Ways of Squeeze

0:39:32.680 --> 0:39:36.000
<v Speaker 2>on Instagram to keep up with everything you're doing. But yeah,

0:39:36.000 --> 0:39:36.839
<v Speaker 2>it's been a hoot.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh I've had the best time.

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<v Speaker 1>Will you do a podcast? Because I feel like.

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<v Speaker 6>If people have asked me, and I've never thought about

0:39:44.080 --> 0:39:46.359
<v Speaker 6>doing my own, but I feel like maybe I should.

0:39:46.239 --> 0:39:47.680
<v Speaker 1>An improvised podcast to bed.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my gosh, we could do that.

0:39:49.239 --> 0:39:50.320
<v Speaker 1>We could do it in a heartbeat.

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<v Speaker 6>We got to do it.

0:39:50.960 --> 0:39:53.200
<v Speaker 1>We've got the kid, We've got the goal. Come on,

0:39:53.520 --> 0:39:55.000
<v Speaker 1>what the goal?

0:39:54.640 --> 0:39:57.040
<v Speaker 6>The goal, it's the goal, the dumption.

0:39:57.239 --> 0:39:59.120
<v Speaker 1>We've got the goal and the gumption. Yeah, you've got

0:39:59.160 --> 0:40:01.000
<v Speaker 1>the goal. Actually, she got the goal. You've got the goal,

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<v Speaker 1>the gumption.

0:40:01.680 --> 0:40:04.399
<v Speaker 2>And no one has actually explained what it is yet said,

0:40:04.400 --> 0:40:04.759
<v Speaker 2>what's that?

0:40:04.880 --> 0:40:06.600
<v Speaker 1>When you get the goal, you'll.

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<v Speaker 6>Know yeah, yeah, yeah, you'll know as soon as as

0:40:08.360 --> 0:40:09.360
<v Speaker 6>soon as it hits you.

0:40:09.280 --> 0:40:11.279
<v Speaker 1>You might have my lantern, but you'll get the you'll

0:40:11.320 --> 0:40:12.040
<v Speaker 1>know you've got the goal.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm screaming no. If anyone wants you to do a podcast,

0:40:14.400 --> 0:40:16.759
<v Speaker 6>just message me and I'll see about. Yeah, we would

0:40:16.760 --> 0:40:17.640
<v Speaker 6>just pay me a bit of money.

0:40:18.360 --> 0:40:21.719
<v Speaker 1>iHeart radio pays really much.

0:40:22.200 --> 0:40:24.440
<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, I heart should I message that if

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<v Speaker 6>you can down the hallway dialand I just nipples love it.

0:40:29.400 --> 0:40:30.640
<v Speaker 1>They love those two nips.

0:40:30.680 --> 0:40:32.239
<v Speaker 6>I want to podcast of way, hold on?

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<v Speaker 1>What would you say?

0:40:33.280 --> 0:40:33.520
<v Speaker 6>Hold on?

0:40:33.560 --> 0:40:36.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm I'm the I'm John iHeart.

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<v Speaker 6>And come in hello mister, I heart. Hi, Hi, I'm

0:40:44.800 --> 0:40:49.040
<v Speaker 6>Melouise after And I want to podcast cast. Sorry I

0:40:49.040 --> 0:40:52.800
<v Speaker 6>couldn't fun that you want and I want a podcast now,

0:40:53.719 --> 0:40:55.080
<v Speaker 6>what's your idea to give it to me?

0:40:55.200 --> 0:40:55.800
<v Speaker 1>What's your idea?

0:40:55.920 --> 0:40:58.600
<v Speaker 6>It's me talking and they'll film it as well so

0:40:58.640 --> 0:40:59.879
<v Speaker 6>that people actually want to listen.

0:41:00.120 --> 0:41:01.920
<v Speaker 1>Listen here, kid. We get a lot offers day and

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<v Speaker 1>day out. People come to my door tits out, nips out,

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<v Speaker 1>and I say one thing.

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<v Speaker 6>What do you say? I go, you got the call,

0:41:09.719 --> 0:41:11.279
<v Speaker 6>I've got the call, and I've got the comption, and

0:41:11.320 --> 0:41:13.480
<v Speaker 6>I want to do a podcast right now.

0:41:13.640 --> 0:41:15.520
<v Speaker 1>Check your phone. You got the you got the call,

0:41:15.800 --> 0:41:17.959
<v Speaker 1>you got the gig, babe, My podcast is yours.

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<v Speaker 6>My god, I can't believe it. I'm sold.

0:41:22.000 --> 0:41:22.239
<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah heard.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it's going and I'll see you guys after.

0:41:27.840 --> 0:41:30.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. We love you.

0:41:30.280 --> 0:41:31.960
<v Speaker 6>Thanks for coming off you guys. Thank you so much

0:41:31.960 --> 0:41:32.400
<v Speaker 6>for having me.

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<v Speaker 1>See you next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody be an idiot, Bye bye.

0:41:35.960 --> 0:41:39.920
<v Speaker 5>Use It's just me, a podcast by a couple of mechs.

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<v Speaker 9>Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. On

0:42:03.840 --> 0:42:05.600
<v Speaker 2>the end, we pretend that the show is done and

0:42:05.600 --> 0:42:08.960
<v Speaker 2>then we just keep talking. Eloise is not here because

0:42:08.960 --> 0:42:11.279
<v Speaker 2>we've The secret segment is so precious to us that

0:42:11.320 --> 0:42:13.560
<v Speaker 2>we keep it a secret from people that aren't already

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<v Speaker 2>aware of it.

0:42:14.040 --> 0:42:15.000
<v Speaker 1>Correct, So people like.

0:42:15.000 --> 0:42:17.320
<v Speaker 2>Jenna, she came in, she knew about the secret segment.

0:42:17.360 --> 0:42:18.600
<v Speaker 2>It's she can stick around.

0:42:18.600 --> 0:42:20.040
<v Speaker 1>She would have been upset if we didn't invite it

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<v Speaker 1>to s Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But the fact that we said all right, we've done

0:42:22.320 --> 0:42:24.640
<v Speaker 2>Elouise and she said, great, I'm off, that proved to

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<v Speaker 2>me that she has no idea what this secret segment is.

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<v Speaker 1>She had a new bit to get into, she had

0:42:28.080 --> 0:42:31.520
<v Speaker 1>had an auditions. She's a busy girl, Eloise. Yeah, she's funny.

0:42:31.640 --> 0:42:34.279
<v Speaker 6>She's so funny, ridiculous.

0:42:34.120 --> 0:42:38.080
<v Speaker 1>It's so hot too. Well, what a show that was.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've got a bit of a sugar headache cause

0:42:40.560 --> 0:42:43.200
<v Speaker 2>Jenna gave us some cake that came into the office

0:42:43.280 --> 0:42:45.920
<v Speaker 2>and it's like the most dense brownie ever. And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>at that age now where sugar really knocks me around.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm at the point where I have to have

0:42:49.800 --> 0:42:51.320
<v Speaker 1>sugar or I get the headache. Like I've rut. My

0:42:51.360 --> 0:42:53.000
<v Speaker 1>body has become so dependent on it that if I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have the sugar, I get the headache.

0:42:54.600 --> 0:42:57.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh you're sugar addicted like me with nicotine.

0:42:57.440 --> 0:42:59.239
<v Speaker 4>Yes, yeah, and now there's all chocolate down.

0:42:59.280 --> 0:43:00.000
<v Speaker 6>You're white.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I look like that kid from Matilda what's

0:43:02.640 --> 0:43:07.600
<v Speaker 1>his name? The fat boy taking out of the audience.

0:43:07.680 --> 0:43:09.319
<v Speaker 1>I remember I watched that as a kid, and everyone went, oh,

0:43:09.360 --> 0:43:13.560
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't that be hell? And I was thinking, hey, principal,

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<v Speaker 1>get me some cake.

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<v Speaker 5>That was my dream. Every time I watched it, I

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<v Speaker 5>was like, Oh, I wish my principal would do that.

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<v Speaker 5>I'd eat the whole seek.

0:43:20.600 --> 0:43:23.080
<v Speaker 2>When I was an obese child, I used to literally

0:43:23.160 --> 0:43:25.200
<v Speaker 2>daydream about you know how people would say, if you

0:43:25.200 --> 0:43:27.800
<v Speaker 2>could have one superpower, what would it be? Yeh, Mine

0:43:27.920 --> 0:43:30.239
<v Speaker 2>was the ability to freeze time, Like I can just

0:43:30.280 --> 0:43:32.680
<v Speaker 2>click and everyone around me freezes, and then I can

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<v Speaker 2>walk around. And my grand plan with the superpower was

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<v Speaker 2>just to rob the canteen and like take all the

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<v Speaker 2>yogurt sticks, all the slushies, everything, like all the chicken sticks,

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<v Speaker 2>and then finish them off, wipe my face, sit back down,

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<v Speaker 2>resume and no one would know. And then the canteen

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<v Speaker 2>ladies like where the fuck sticks gone?

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<v Speaker 1>I loved yogurt sticks. They're the pink ones.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like the Yogati center thing. I don't even know

0:43:59.600 --> 0:44:02.280
<v Speaker 2>what you'd call back it was, It's.

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<v Speaker 1>Not I used to eat the pink off and then

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<v Speaker 1>unwrap it. It was a good child.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, beautiful, my I remember all.

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<v Speaker 1>The only superpower I ever wanted was to be invisible,

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<v Speaker 1>like the Harry Potter cloak. That's all I wanted.

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<v Speaker 2>But time would carry on as you did it.

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<v Speaker 1>Time and carry on. I'd just be able to snoop

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<v Speaker 1>around and watch.

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<v Speaker 2>Then everyone with like, where it's Mitch, where it's with me?

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<v Speaker 2>No one suspects a thing with my power.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my freeze time that that trench coat wouldn't fit

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<v Speaker 1>around me, So I'd be invisible, but maybe forty centimnutes

0:44:27.480 --> 0:44:29.880
<v Speaker 1>of my back would be visible. My plumbers cracked, my

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<v Speaker 1>ankles would all be visible.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone invisibility clock nothing fit.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone would go that levitating crack.

0:44:36.040 --> 0:44:38.200
<v Speaker 2>But also you're so tall that you just see your shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>It wouldn't go to the ground.

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<v Speaker 4>My ankle, Your ankles.

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<v Speaker 1>Fake easy themselves. What was your superpower, Jenna?

0:44:49.920 --> 0:44:54.759
<v Speaker 3>Instant bushfires, spontaneous combustion.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, with anyone that made direct eye contact for two

0:45:00.120 --> 0:45:01.000
<v Speaker 2>they just six blood.

0:45:01.560 --> 0:45:02.560
<v Speaker 4>Oh I would love that.

0:45:02.560 --> 0:45:04.760
<v Speaker 1>Anyone that started a conversation with you would die.

0:45:05.440 --> 0:45:07.480
<v Speaker 2>That's anyone who she didn't like their tone.

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<v Speaker 6>Dead all of them.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like Eloise is the is the antithesis, the

0:45:12.920 --> 0:45:16.399
<v Speaker 1>opposite of Jenner, polar opposites. How'd you go sitting next

0:45:16.400 --> 0:45:16.640
<v Speaker 1>to her?

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<v Speaker 5>I liked her, I liked her. I mean, if it

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<v Speaker 5>was Nat, I wouldn't be here.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd be furious.

0:45:23.000 --> 0:45:26.680
<v Speaker 4>I would walk out, storm out. I can't stand that.

0:45:26.760 --> 0:45:28.839
<v Speaker 1>Nappanful, disgusting creep.

0:45:28.920 --> 0:45:29.759
<v Speaker 2>We should get on.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get that love, Matt. Oh goodness me? And what

0:45:34.640 --> 0:45:36.200
<v Speaker 1>are we watching at the moment? Guys, I got no

0:45:36.360 --> 0:45:40.239
<v Speaker 1>new shows and you got to watch Uncoupled? What is that?

0:45:40.560 --> 0:45:40.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

0:45:40.719 --> 0:45:43.959
<v Speaker 2>It only drops last week. It's a new rom com

0:45:43.960 --> 0:45:45.839
<v Speaker 2>with Neil Patrick Harris and a bunch of fifty year

0:45:45.880 --> 0:45:47.719
<v Speaker 2>old gay.

0:45:47.320 --> 0:45:53.440
<v Speaker 1>I've seen that controversial opinion. I don't like Neil Patrick Harris, he.

0:45:53.480 --> 0:45:56.200
<v Speaker 5>Rubs you still like him? And how I met your mother?

0:45:56.280 --> 0:46:00.000
<v Speaker 5>But ever since the whole Amy Winehouse cake debacle.

0:46:00.200 --> 0:46:01.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm not across that. But this show was good. If

0:46:01.920 --> 0:46:04.319
<v Speaker 2>I could finish my recommendation, I was going to talk

0:46:04.360 --> 0:46:04.839
<v Speaker 2>it up, but.

0:46:04.880 --> 0:46:08.560
<v Speaker 1>No, true, why is it good? Is he really fun?

0:46:10.080 --> 0:46:12.359
<v Speaker 2>No? But there's enough other characters in it that like,

0:46:12.400 --> 0:46:14.160
<v Speaker 2>he's not as fucking annoying as he was in how

0:46:14.160 --> 0:46:17.200
<v Speaker 2>I met your mout sorry mother, Yeah that's the name.

0:46:17.280 --> 0:46:20.919
<v Speaker 2>And then but like he's still a little bit insufferable,

0:46:20.960 --> 0:46:23.320
<v Speaker 2>but there's enough characters there that make up for it.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh that's good.

0:46:24.080 --> 0:46:24.920
<v Speaker 4>Is it on Netflix?

0:46:25.080 --> 0:46:25.319
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:46:26.040 --> 0:46:28.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and they're only like twenty eight minute episodes. I

0:46:28.640 --> 0:46:31.080
<v Speaker 2>breezed through the whole series in like a day, okay,

0:46:31.239 --> 0:46:34.279
<v Speaker 2>or what's it called uncoupled? And then I also watched

0:46:34.320 --> 0:46:38.640
<v Speaker 2>the Shania Twain documentary How is that? Oh? Well, I

0:46:38.680 --> 0:46:41.400
<v Speaker 2>already knew everything, so I didn't learn anything new. But

0:46:41.480 --> 0:46:43.279
<v Speaker 2>as someone who doesn't really know much about it, they'd

0:46:43.320 --> 0:46:45.080
<v Speaker 2>be like, oh my god, this bad bitch. Where she

0:46:45.160 --> 0:46:46.120
<v Speaker 2>been hiding all me life?

0:46:46.200 --> 0:46:46.439
<v Speaker 6>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>See? I would have that experience because I couldn't. If

0:46:48.719 --> 0:46:50.600
<v Speaker 1>Shania Twain walked into this room, I'd ask her to

0:46:50.600 --> 0:46:51.439
<v Speaker 1>get me a chill water.

0:46:51.680 --> 0:46:54.399
<v Speaker 2>You should watch it then, because yeah, you'll be you'll

0:46:54.440 --> 0:46:58.000
<v Speaker 2>be blown away. She's an impressive woman, but her voice

0:46:58.080 --> 0:47:02.279
<v Speaker 2>is very weird now really it's changed. Well you'll learn

0:47:02.280 --> 0:47:05.320
<v Speaker 2>about that in the documentary about what happened the traumatic

0:47:05.320 --> 0:47:08.479
<v Speaker 2>event that changed her voice. But her speaking voice that's

0:47:08.480 --> 0:47:14.000
<v Speaker 2>been rendered the most unconfident, and I'm like, what's the

0:47:14.040 --> 0:47:16.080
<v Speaker 2>word I'm looking for that's literally how she talked.

0:47:16.520 --> 0:47:17.879
<v Speaker 1>She sounds yeah.

0:47:17.920 --> 0:47:20.239
<v Speaker 2>And then it was doing throwbacks to old interviews of her,

0:47:20.239 --> 0:47:23.080
<v Speaker 2>and she's there like chill, like so relaxed, the great

0:47:23.120 --> 0:47:24.880
<v Speaker 2>guests on all these talk shows. And then she's on

0:47:24.880 --> 0:47:26.560
<v Speaker 2>her own documentary and barely string it.

0:47:26.400 --> 0:47:27.880
<v Speaker 1>And it did tell me it's not a spoiler, it's

0:47:27.920 --> 0:47:29.520
<v Speaker 1>a real experience or what happened.

0:47:30.160 --> 0:47:32.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh well, she was riding a horse and got stung

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<v Speaker 2>by a tick and that gave her limes disease, which

0:47:34.560 --> 0:47:35.720
<v Speaker 2>affected her vocal cords.

0:47:35.960 --> 0:47:36.879
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, so she.

0:47:36.840 --> 0:47:38.400
<v Speaker 2>Couldn't sing for like ten years.

0:47:38.680 --> 0:47:39.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh.

0:47:39.400 --> 0:47:42.080
<v Speaker 2>She went from being the artist who was behind the

0:47:42.160 --> 0:47:44.560
<v Speaker 2>album that has sold the most ever copies by a

0:47:44.640 --> 0:47:47.759
<v Speaker 2>female to this day no one's ever outsold her to

0:47:48.280 --> 0:47:50.680
<v Speaker 2>just not being able to sing. Oh and so she's

0:47:50.680 --> 0:47:52.640
<v Speaker 2>had to kind of do rehab and shit to get

0:47:52.680 --> 0:47:54.799
<v Speaker 2>her voice back. But it's still I don't know why.

0:47:54.880 --> 0:47:57.000
<v Speaker 2>She just kind of like sounds different.

0:47:57.400 --> 0:48:00.800
<v Speaker 1>The limes detection muscles and everything. That's a RIF disease.

0:48:01.800 --> 0:48:02.480
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that.

0:48:03.400 --> 0:48:05.319
<v Speaker 2>I shouldn't have told you. You would have learnt all about

0:48:05.360 --> 0:48:07.040
<v Speaker 2>it and felt the pity In the documentary, now I

0:48:07.040 --> 0:48:08.200
<v Speaker 2>will watch it because I've been hooked in.

0:48:08.200 --> 0:48:10.239
<v Speaker 1>It's like the Jalo documentary. I Hayden watch this. He's like,

0:48:10.280 --> 0:48:12.319
<v Speaker 1>she doesn't get the Oscar. I'm like, fucking that was

0:48:12.360 --> 0:48:13.919
<v Speaker 1>the whole cliffhanger of the whole thing.

0:48:14.200 --> 0:48:17.000
<v Speaker 2>I will say this one was slightly more interesting than

0:48:17.040 --> 0:48:19.320
<v Speaker 2>the Jalo one. Unless self indulgent.

0:48:20.080 --> 0:48:23.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh they really milked the j Loo one. Yeah. Three

0:48:23.239 --> 0:48:26.640
<v Speaker 1>d's until Oscar nominations. Just getting a coffee. I don't

0:48:26.680 --> 0:48:29.520
<v Speaker 1>need to see this. Yeah, okay, good recommendation, Jenna. What

0:48:29.600 --> 0:48:30.080
<v Speaker 1>are you watching?

0:48:30.160 --> 0:48:33.520
<v Speaker 5>I'm watching The Twelve on Foxtel to the Finch.

0:48:35.000 --> 0:48:35.560
<v Speaker 1>What's it about.

0:48:35.640 --> 0:48:42.080
<v Speaker 5>It's about a jury k like twelve jurors actually deciding

0:48:42.160 --> 0:48:46.040
<v Speaker 5>on a case, like a trial revolving No, no, it's

0:48:46.160 --> 0:48:51.160
<v Speaker 5>fiction involving a young girl. Wow, it's very good Australian show.

0:48:51.239 --> 0:48:52.759
<v Speaker 1>Well I saw where the crawl Dad's seeing.

0:48:52.920 --> 0:48:53.799
<v Speaker 4>Oh I saw that too.

0:48:53.960 --> 0:48:57.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I've never been more twisted in my life.

0:48:57.360 --> 0:48:58.280
<v Speaker 4>Have you read the book?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's a there's a massive twist at the end.

0:49:00.520 --> 0:49:02.280
<v Speaker 1>This isn't the spoiler.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh you didn't read the book.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't read the book.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh ok, yeah, I can't read.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you tell me what it's about.

0:49:06.960 --> 0:49:12.239
<v Speaker 1>It's about, you know, singing. The art of singing for

0:49:12.280 --> 0:49:15.040
<v Speaker 1>the International is what he thought. The International is your throat,

0:49:15.080 --> 0:49:18.279
<v Speaker 1>it's in your neck, and sinking is so weather crowd

0:49:18.320 --> 0:49:20.160
<v Speaker 1>had singers this. It's this girl who lives in the

0:49:20.200 --> 0:49:23.279
<v Speaker 1>swamp down south in the US and she's raised there

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<v Speaker 1>a whole life. Her family all leave and she stays

0:49:25.400 --> 0:49:28.040
<v Speaker 1>there being abused by her dad. And she's like a

0:49:28.040 --> 0:49:30.760
<v Speaker 1>real Southern girl. No electricity. She lives in this cabin.

0:49:30.880 --> 0:49:33.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, is it about you? Yeah, this is

0:49:33.600 --> 0:49:34.799
<v Speaker 1>one of you've lived this life?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it wants me.

0:49:36.080 --> 0:49:38.840
<v Speaker 1>Lives off the land, has a fan motor boat like

0:49:39.000 --> 0:49:41.040
<v Speaker 1>real swamp girl. They actually call a swamp girl in

0:49:41.080 --> 0:49:43.440
<v Speaker 1>the town villa fires this poor girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it set in present day?

0:49:44.880 --> 0:49:47.080
<v Speaker 1>No, it's sitting like early nineteen hundred, real interest.

0:49:47.280 --> 0:49:50.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I hate shits set in the olden days. Like,

0:49:50.360 --> 0:49:53.440
<v Speaker 2>if it's any earlier than seventies or eighties, I'm out.

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<v Speaker 4>Read the book.

0:49:54.320 --> 0:49:56.719
<v Speaker 2>The book is like years ago.

0:49:56.880 --> 0:49:58.000
<v Speaker 4>Book is great.

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<v Speaker 1>No, the movie was. The twist was even better. That's

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<v Speaker 1>all I liked. It was a bit long and it

0:50:02.800 --> 0:50:06.560
<v Speaker 1>dragged on the crawd Dad sung far too much good singers,

0:50:06.640 --> 0:50:08.400
<v Speaker 1>but by the end I was ready for it to end.

0:50:09.200 --> 0:50:10.799
<v Speaker 1>But I enjoyed it. Part of culture, you know, as

0:50:10.840 --> 0:50:12.960
<v Speaker 1>he could talk about it. Good acting. I really like

0:50:12.960 --> 0:50:16.400
<v Speaker 1>the acting. She's very good, very good Daisy. But I

0:50:16.440 --> 0:50:18.200
<v Speaker 1>need a good series. I come home from doing the

0:50:18.280 --> 0:50:18.879
<v Speaker 1>radio show and.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing, I'm telling you, uncoupled with an easy watch, and

0:50:21.560 --> 0:50:21.960
<v Speaker 2>it's good.

0:50:22.080 --> 0:50:23.600
<v Speaker 1>I do need an easy watch, something that I can

0:50:23.600 --> 0:50:24.200
<v Speaker 1>come in and out of.

0:50:24.360 --> 0:50:26.800
<v Speaker 2>I've never seen Neil Patrick Harris play a gay before,

0:50:26.920 --> 0:50:29.280
<v Speaker 2>so that was not true.

0:50:29.840 --> 0:50:31.440
<v Speaker 1>There's just something about him, do you know? Do you

0:50:31.480 --> 0:50:33.680
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean? He just kind of annoys me.

0:50:34.280 --> 0:50:37.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh then they watch then it's just just my opinion

0:50:37.680 --> 0:50:37.960
<v Speaker 1>on him.

0:50:38.000 --> 0:50:39.919
<v Speaker 2>Well, if it makes you feel any better, he gets

0:50:40.000 --> 0:50:42.000
<v Speaker 2>dumped and he is heartbroken the whole time.

0:50:42.080 --> 0:50:45.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh maybe that that's the lens I need to watch with. Yes, yeah, okay.

0:50:46.480 --> 0:50:49.000
<v Speaker 4>I've also been watching Below Deck, Oh.

0:50:50.760 --> 0:50:52.920
<v Speaker 1>Picture to be a trashy.

0:50:53.320 --> 0:50:56.000
<v Speaker 5>When I got my gum graft, I mean my boob jop,

0:50:57.360 --> 0:50:59.359
<v Speaker 5>I had nothing to watch, so I just sat there

0:50:59.400 --> 0:50:59.800
<v Speaker 5>watching that.

0:51:00.080 --> 0:51:03.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Jenna of all things. Yeah, yeah, right,

0:51:03.520 --> 0:51:04.040
<v Speaker 1>below Den.

0:51:04.040 --> 0:51:05.880
<v Speaker 2>I love how we always say we've got nothing to watch.

0:51:06.160 --> 0:51:07.879
<v Speaker 2>The problem is not that is that there's too.

0:51:07.840 --> 0:51:10.880
<v Speaker 1>Much, too much to watch? Yeah, yeah, I agree.

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<v Speaker 6>Problem.

0:51:11.440 --> 0:51:13.600
<v Speaker 1>Hey did you guys see this on it Injurian Idiots?

0:51:13.640 --> 0:51:15.040
<v Speaker 1>I thought we had to talk about it. It was

0:51:15.080 --> 0:51:19.759
<v Speaker 1>posted during this week from Katie Nightingdale the story about

0:51:19.760 --> 0:51:22.120
<v Speaker 1>her house. She lost her house one of our listeners, Yeah,

0:51:22.160 --> 0:51:24.000
<v Speaker 1>I did. Oh my god, wasn't it awful? So she

0:51:24.080 --> 0:51:26.239
<v Speaker 1>posted this in our group. She said, my partner and

0:51:26.280 --> 0:51:29.320
<v Speaker 1>I lost our home on the weekend to an electrical fire.

0:51:29.760 --> 0:51:32.239
<v Speaker 1>We lost ninety five percent of our home. We have

0:51:32.280 --> 0:51:35.160
<v Speaker 1>salvage some clothes from our bedroom, and I did save

0:51:35.280 --> 0:51:37.840
<v Speaker 1>what was hanging up on the clothes line before the

0:51:37.880 --> 0:51:40.880
<v Speaker 1>fire got bad. Just going through what I saved, and hey,

0:51:41.000 --> 0:51:43.080
<v Speaker 1>at least the only jumper that made it out was

0:51:43.120 --> 0:51:44.080
<v Speaker 1>this one and it's our.

0:51:44.040 --> 0:51:48.040
<v Speaker 2>Merg Oh, thank god. How does that happen an electrical fire?

0:51:49.360 --> 0:51:51.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. That must be like a spark or

0:51:51.680 --> 0:51:53.080
<v Speaker 1>or is it like dodgy.

0:51:52.800 --> 0:51:54.600
<v Speaker 4>Maybe like heating or something that has to do.

0:51:55.880 --> 0:51:59.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh maybe that's horrific. Ninety five percent of your

0:51:59.040 --> 0:52:04.560
<v Speaker 1>house saved? Yeah, how does that even have one brick?

0:52:04.760 --> 0:52:07.399
<v Speaker 5>I also read that she lost her rabbit and pet

0:52:07.440 --> 0:52:09.399
<v Speaker 5>snake tell me that.

0:52:10.760 --> 0:52:13.840
<v Speaker 1>So Katie's put a go fund me link, which is amazing.

0:52:13.880 --> 0:52:15.719
<v Speaker 1>So we'll put that up on the socials, but we'll

0:52:15.719 --> 0:52:16.840
<v Speaker 1>put it in injuring idiots.

0:52:17.840 --> 0:52:19.600
<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen it. Is it already? An injured idiot?

0:52:19.800 --> 0:52:21.160
<v Speaker 2>It's in injuring idiot, I've not seen this.

0:52:21.239 --> 0:52:23.480
<v Speaker 1>Help Cam and Katie get back on their feet. They've

0:52:23.520 --> 0:52:26.520
<v Speaker 1>raised five grand of the six grand goal I donated

0:52:26.600 --> 0:52:29.400
<v Speaker 1>last night, So if you want to jump in and

0:52:29.400 --> 0:52:32.600
<v Speaker 1>give them some money, even but five bucks, guys, should

0:52:32.600 --> 0:52:33.839
<v Speaker 1>I pin it to the top of the group?

0:52:33.960 --> 0:52:34.000
<v Speaker 9>That?

0:52:34.080 --> 0:52:34.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, good idea.

0:52:34.960 --> 0:52:36.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's I don't actually know if I can do that.

0:52:37.440 --> 0:52:37.920
<v Speaker 2>Is that a thing?

0:52:38.320 --> 0:52:39.520
<v Speaker 1>Can you make it an announcement?

0:52:39.880 --> 0:52:40.080
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:52:40.239 --> 0:52:42.960
<v Speaker 2>All right? Pins are featured there right at the top

0:52:42.960 --> 0:52:43.960
<v Speaker 2>of injuring Idiots.

0:52:44.200 --> 0:52:46.279
<v Speaker 1>Guys like you know, it's it's tough if you people

0:52:46.320 --> 0:52:48.360
<v Speaker 1>are doing it tough at the moment, all that fucking inflation.

0:52:48.440 --> 0:52:51.000
<v Speaker 1>But if you can donate, I mean, she lost her house,

0:52:51.000 --> 0:52:53.080
<v Speaker 1>she's a fellow idiot. You've got to rally around them.

0:52:53.080 --> 0:52:53.760
<v Speaker 2>With the link.

0:52:54.000 --> 0:52:55.080
<v Speaker 1>It's in the comments.

0:52:55.920 --> 0:52:58.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, six grand, though.

0:52:59.800 --> 0:53:01.399
<v Speaker 4>The same time, it's still not enough.

0:53:02.239 --> 0:53:05.279
<v Speaker 1>They need more. Also, it's the little things that would

0:53:05.280 --> 0:53:06.480
<v Speaker 1>go like the photo books.

0:53:07.000 --> 0:53:10.200
<v Speaker 2>I just had an intruse if thought, what Okay, I'm

0:53:10.200 --> 0:53:13.120
<v Speaker 2>not saying that this has happened, but just imagine just

0:53:13.160 --> 0:53:15.360
<v Speaker 2>sit there and imagine. I'm not saying this has happened,

0:53:15.400 --> 0:53:17.640
<v Speaker 2>but can you imagine if Cam and Katie were just

0:53:17.719 --> 0:53:21.040
<v Speaker 2>really elaborate scammers and they got a Google image of

0:53:21.040 --> 0:53:25.040
<v Speaker 2>a house burning and they took a photo of our jumper.

0:53:26.560 --> 0:53:28.600
<v Speaker 2>Just imagine I'd actually be impressed.

0:53:29.000 --> 0:53:30.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh and this was a whole roofe.

0:53:30.960 --> 0:53:33.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'd be like, fuck, you're cunning.

0:53:33.600 --> 0:53:35.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's a stock image.

0:53:35.760 --> 0:53:37.200
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not saying it. It's like I said, it's

0:53:37.200 --> 0:53:38.239
<v Speaker 2>an in truth they did.

0:53:38.320 --> 0:53:41.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, No, I look, that'd be great scammers. That'd be

0:53:41.800 --> 0:53:43.200
<v Speaker 1>a good Netflix series that I'd watched.

0:53:43.320 --> 0:53:44.319
<v Speaker 2>You wouldn't expect that.

0:53:44.680 --> 0:53:47.080
<v Speaker 1>No way, Thank God, that would.

0:53:46.880 --> 0:53:49.319
<v Speaker 2>Be a unique scam if it was. But it absolutely isn't.

0:53:49.360 --> 0:53:50.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying it is. No.

0:53:50.200 --> 0:53:52.839
<v Speaker 1>Well, they've got my money, so they've scammed meal.

0:53:53.239 --> 0:53:54.879
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you did eighty five dollars. I'm gonna

0:53:54.880 --> 0:53:55.880
<v Speaker 2>wine up him do a ninety.

0:53:55.960 --> 0:53:59.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh why don't you just match it? Hey, why don't

0:53:59.360 --> 0:54:00.040
<v Speaker 1>you just match it?

0:54:00.080 --> 0:54:03.520
<v Speaker 2>Because we're not equal, Darling. I think we are.

0:54:03.680 --> 0:54:05.360
<v Speaker 4>I only did fifty.

0:54:05.920 --> 0:54:06.759
<v Speaker 1>Don't know from you.

0:54:06.880 --> 0:54:07.359
<v Speaker 2>That's a lot.

0:54:07.440 --> 0:54:10.640
<v Speaker 6>That's a lot shut.

0:54:10.200 --> 0:54:11.799
<v Speaker 1>Or mitteres donating. Now we'll put it to the top

0:54:11.800 --> 0:54:13.439
<v Speaker 1>of Injurian and idiots. But we're thinking of you, Katie

0:54:13.480 --> 0:54:16.759
<v Speaker 1>and family. That's awful. I haven't told either of you this,

0:54:16.800 --> 0:54:19.000
<v Speaker 1>but I had a car accident last weekend.

0:54:19.200 --> 0:54:21.480
<v Speaker 2>What yeah, you kept that quiet?

0:54:21.560 --> 0:54:24.560
<v Speaker 1>I did well. I was listening to the new Beyonce album.

0:54:25.239 --> 0:54:27.520
<v Speaker 1>Hayden was away, he went camping, so I had the

0:54:27.520 --> 0:54:28.759
<v Speaker 1>weekend to myself.

0:54:28.440 --> 0:54:30.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you're that You're that codependent. You just

0:54:30.680 --> 0:54:33.000
<v Speaker 2>drove off the road. I can't leave it without.

0:54:32.760 --> 0:54:33.440
<v Speaker 1>Where is he?

0:54:34.120 --> 0:54:34.320
<v Speaker 3>You know?

0:54:34.440 --> 0:54:36.319
<v Speaker 1>Me outweighs me on the seat and the car was

0:54:36.360 --> 0:54:38.719
<v Speaker 1>like doing a WHEELI on the sude no. Car wasn't

0:54:38.800 --> 0:54:40.200
<v Speaker 1>used to being empty on that sign.

0:54:40.640 --> 0:54:40.680
<v Speaker 6>No.

0:54:40.800 --> 0:54:42.480
<v Speaker 1>So I was listening to the new Beyonce album and

0:54:42.520 --> 0:54:44.640
<v Speaker 1>I was really into it. And I parked at Westfield

0:54:45.000 --> 0:54:46.840
<v Speaker 1>and I wasn't even parking in this spot, but I

0:54:46.880 --> 0:54:48.959
<v Speaker 1>wanted a parallel park behind it. So I nosed into

0:54:48.960 --> 0:54:51.120
<v Speaker 1>this car park to reverse out, and I went in,

0:54:51.280 --> 0:54:53.719
<v Speaker 1>reversed straight out, and there were two cars either side

0:54:53.719 --> 0:54:55.759
<v Speaker 1>of me, and I just scraped this Mercedes Benz. Oh,

0:54:56.160 --> 0:54:59.160
<v Speaker 1>I've never had a I am a reckless driver, but

0:54:59.200 --> 0:55:01.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm good. I've never had a bingle like that.

0:55:01.200 --> 0:55:03.000
<v Speaker 2>And I just frind having one point left.

0:55:03.239 --> 0:55:05.200
<v Speaker 1>I know, I'm just bad with myself. No one else

0:55:05.200 --> 0:55:07.520
<v Speaker 1>has ever involved or her, and I scraped this car,

0:55:07.640 --> 0:55:11.320
<v Speaker 1>the entire side of this Mercedes Benz. I'm fully insured,

0:55:11.320 --> 0:55:12.920
<v Speaker 1>which is good. Only recently did that I own.

0:55:12.960 --> 0:55:13.680
<v Speaker 2>I have to talk to you.

0:55:13.880 --> 0:55:15.960
<v Speaker 1>Well. The thing is, it was a Westfield. So I

0:55:16.000 --> 0:55:18.360
<v Speaker 1>park my car and I go, this is now, this

0:55:18.400 --> 0:55:20.839
<v Speaker 1>is an intrusive thought. I thought I could drive off.

0:55:21.200 --> 0:55:22.279
<v Speaker 2>No, that's the dog act.

0:55:22.360 --> 0:55:24.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you the intrusive thought. And then I thought,

0:55:24.280 --> 0:55:26.640
<v Speaker 1>fuck no, yeah, because I'm rich and famous.

0:55:27.480 --> 0:55:30.040
<v Speaker 2>Just stand there and wait until they're finished point.

0:55:30.160 --> 0:55:32.120
<v Speaker 1>So I sit there and I go, now, of course

0:55:32.160 --> 0:55:33.640
<v Speaker 1>I'll leave a note. So I pull in and a

0:55:33.680 --> 0:55:36.399
<v Speaker 1>security guard sees me. Of course he goes like a fuck,

0:55:36.440 --> 0:55:38.840
<v Speaker 1>there's a witness, and he goes, you better leave a note,

0:55:38.880 --> 0:55:40.879
<v Speaker 1>and I go, yeah, I'm going to and he goes,

0:55:41.280 --> 0:55:43.840
<v Speaker 1>that's a Mercedes. I got I fine, O, it's a

0:55:43.880 --> 0:55:47.480
<v Speaker 1>Mercedes anyway. So I'm like rounding scouraging through my car

0:55:47.520 --> 0:55:49.080
<v Speaker 1>and my glove box and the only paper that I

0:55:49.120 --> 0:55:52.399
<v Speaker 1>have is my blood pressure results from my cople weeks ago.

0:55:52.800 --> 0:55:55.040
<v Speaker 2>It's got like that was a big bit of paper, massive.

0:55:55.160 --> 0:55:58.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was like a blanket and it had like

0:55:58.280 --> 0:56:02.000
<v Speaker 1>my blood sugar and my highes and fatty lippards. Am I,

0:56:02.000 --> 0:56:03.600
<v Speaker 1>om A, They're going to fucking get this. So I

0:56:03.640 --> 0:56:05.239
<v Speaker 1>tear it in half and then fold and then right

0:56:05.280 --> 0:56:07.200
<v Speaker 1>on the back and I got I am so so sorry.

0:56:07.920 --> 0:56:09.680
<v Speaker 1>I was listening to the new Beance album and I

0:56:09.760 --> 0:56:10.160
<v Speaker 1>hit your car.

0:56:10.239 --> 0:56:11.320
<v Speaker 2>Did you actually put that details?

0:56:11.360 --> 0:56:11.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:56:11.880 --> 0:56:14.440
<v Speaker 1>Because I thought I'd try to win them over anyway.

0:56:14.480 --> 0:56:15.680
<v Speaker 1>I wrote the note and then I put it there,

0:56:15.680 --> 0:56:18.759
<v Speaker 1>and then I waited for fifteen minutes, but then I

0:56:18.840 --> 0:56:21.840
<v Speaker 1>left and then they didn't call that night. I thought, fuck.

0:56:22.040 --> 0:56:23.920
<v Speaker 1>They didn't call the next day, and I'm like, oh

0:56:24.000 --> 0:56:25.520
<v Speaker 1>my god, have I gotten away with this or are

0:56:25.520 --> 0:56:27.520
<v Speaker 1>they going to call the cops. They didn't call the

0:56:27.520 --> 0:56:30.040
<v Speaker 1>next day, and then they finally called yesterday at the

0:56:30.080 --> 0:56:33.760
<v Speaker 1>time of recording, and he was so sweet, so cute.

0:56:33.840 --> 0:56:36.880
<v Speaker 1>He's like, I owned the leather boot store in a Westfield.

0:56:36.920 --> 0:56:37.640
<v Speaker 2>How bad was it?

0:56:38.160 --> 0:56:39.960
<v Speaker 1>I'll show you a pherd, it's not that man, But

0:56:40.000 --> 0:56:41.719
<v Speaker 1>it was a Mercedes, and Mercedes was like.

0:56:41.760 --> 0:56:43.239
<v Speaker 2>That means nothing to me. By the way, is that

0:56:43.280 --> 0:56:43.719
<v Speaker 2>a good thing?

0:56:44.040 --> 0:56:44.160
<v Speaker 9>No?

0:56:44.400 --> 0:56:46.120
<v Speaker 1>Bad thing? Because to repair?

0:56:46.200 --> 0:56:46.239
<v Speaker 6>No?

0:56:46.400 --> 0:56:48.280
<v Speaker 2>Is that? Is that a flex if you've got a Mercedes?

0:56:48.680 --> 0:56:50.680
<v Speaker 1>Um yeah, yeah, definitely.

0:56:50.800 --> 0:56:51.000
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:56:51.160 --> 0:56:53.400
<v Speaker 2>I felt like that was a key detail in the story,

0:56:53.400 --> 0:56:55.759
<v Speaker 2>but only for car people. For me, I'm just like and.

0:56:56.160 --> 0:57:00.279
<v Speaker 1>No, because Mercedes are so expensive. They're more expensive to repair, right,

0:57:00.400 --> 0:57:03.239
<v Speaker 1>So it's fucked for me. So this is their card.

0:57:03.239 --> 0:57:04.480
<v Speaker 2>But doesn't your insurance cover it?

0:57:04.560 --> 0:57:07.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, of course nothing. Yeah, but some people don't want

0:57:07.840 --> 0:57:09.960
<v Speaker 1>to go through insurance because they have a friend or

0:57:09.960 --> 0:57:12.120
<v Speaker 1>they might own a mechanic. And if you claim on

0:57:12.160 --> 0:57:13.759
<v Speaker 1>your in it's a whole fucking thing.

0:57:14.000 --> 0:57:15.839
<v Speaker 2>I know, Jenna was in the car when I got

0:57:16.320 --> 0:57:18.760
<v Speaker 2>side a terrific accident. It's way worse than yours.

0:57:18.840 --> 0:57:20.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well mine's not that bad. Jender there, it is

0:57:21.760 --> 0:57:24.960
<v Speaker 1>nothing right through. I left the note and it is.

0:57:25.040 --> 0:57:27.400
<v Speaker 1>It's not that far under too. I probably could have

0:57:27.920 --> 0:57:28.880
<v Speaker 1>I probably could have put it in.

0:57:28.920 --> 0:57:30.720
<v Speaker 2>Look, I could have easily blown away, I know, And

0:57:30.760 --> 0:57:31.600
<v Speaker 2>I thought that I'm.

0:57:31.400 --> 0:57:34.280
<v Speaker 1>Like, fuck, I'm going to get incriminated. So he calls.

0:57:34.320 --> 0:57:35.600
<v Speaker 1>He goes, I own the bootstore, do you need to

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<v Speaker 1>get boots fixed? So like he's trying to get a

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<v Speaker 1>sale out of me. It's calling me and he's very

0:57:40.160 --> 0:57:42.440
<v Speaker 1>sweet and we're sorting it. But that's that was my

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<v Speaker 1>weekend last week. It's not good ship.

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<v Speaker 2>I leave you unsupervised for one weekend and look what

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<v Speaker 2>you've done.

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<v Speaker 1>And I had no one to tell. You know, when

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<v Speaker 1>something like that happens, you want to just share it

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<v Speaker 1>with someone. Wasn't there? So I text his mum?

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<v Speaker 2>His mum before Jenna? Or are you texted his mother?

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<v Speaker 1>I did?

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<v Speaker 2>What did you say? Oh god, Raylan, you never believe

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<v Speaker 2>what has happened to me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Philip doubt, it's Raylen.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not quite sure yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Minda minda, yeah, oh minda. You won't believe what I did?

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<v Speaker 6>Couldn't you?

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<v Speaker 2>If it's a matter of texting, couldn't you text Hayden?

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<v Speaker 1>Still? I did text him? Bad Wi Fi was camming anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>It was truly tragic, guys, not compared to our accents. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what happened? I think you've told this story?

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<v Speaker 2>But oh well I was unfazed flashbacks.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I was.

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<v Speaker 2>We were driving along a highway, so there was more

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<v Speaker 2>than one lane, and the car next to me tried

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<v Speaker 2>to merge but didn't check the blind spot, and so

0:58:39.040 --> 0:58:41.480
<v Speaker 2>they just bumped into me. And so it's important to

0:58:41.520 --> 0:58:43.800
<v Speaker 2>note that they bumped into me. They were on my

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<v Speaker 2>side of the car, so if anyone was going to

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<v Speaker 2>be killed, it would be me. Based off Janet's reaction,

0:58:48.120 --> 0:58:49.960
<v Speaker 2>you'd think that she just had a fucking gun were

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, the car almost rolled?

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<v Speaker 1>How did they hit you?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>It slammed us.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's just a side swaf No, it's stammed. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean? Like, they tried to merge,

0:58:59.480 --> 0:59:01.080
<v Speaker 2>but I was there, got it. They tried to come

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<v Speaker 2>into my lane but then hit the car because it

0:59:02.880 --> 0:59:04.720
<v Speaker 2>wasn't there was no spot. I was there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, did they stop pullover?

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<v Speaker 2>We did all that shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I kept driving though, because we were doing a trip

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<v Speaker 2>down the south cart and I was like, it still drives.

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<v Speaker 1>You two were doing a trip together, Yeah, just the

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<v Speaker 1>two of you.

0:59:17.200 --> 0:59:22.360
<v Speaker 2>No, who with we're meeting others? When was this last weekend?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I've still got bruisees to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that a problem?

0:59:30.080 --> 0:59:32.120
<v Speaker 1>No? No, I just wasn't aware that you two hung

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<v Speaker 1>out after what he says about you behind your back.

0:59:35.640 --> 0:59:38.640
<v Speaker 1>That's just why it's shocking to me. But anyway, still

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<v Speaker 1>bring him cake.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you remember this would have been like two years

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<v Speaker 2>ago or something.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I think it was last year.

0:59:46.880 --> 0:59:49.640
<v Speaker 1>Really, we've had the pandemic. It's probably four years ago.

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<v Speaker 6>It was last year.

0:59:50.600 --> 0:59:52.360
<v Speaker 4>It was during pandemic pandemic.

0:59:52.520 --> 0:59:53.880
<v Speaker 2>I feel like it was. It was the end of

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<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty.

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<v Speaker 6>I think.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, not that that is at all important. But no

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<v Speaker 2>skin off my cle? The fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>What a visceral image? Skin off a clip? That would

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<v Speaker 1>I love?

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<v Speaker 2>I love inserting the word clip just into random everyday

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<v Speaker 2>sayings like, ah, she passed by the skin of her clip.

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<v Speaker 1>It's quite a lot.

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<v Speaker 6>Actually, that's a.

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<v Speaker 1>Lot of that's quite a bit of skin. Also, the

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<v Speaker 1>skin of her teeth doesn't make sense. There's no skin

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<v Speaker 1>on the teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the point.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that you bet you didn't even it's impossible that

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<v Speaker 1>you did it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like saying it was so close, like oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, it was a Bee's pub a way, that's

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<v Speaker 2>how close it was.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if on a micro level they have pubes.

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<v Speaker 2>Google it Jenna Okay, No, they're covered in hair.

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<v Speaker 5>Bees are well covered by branched body hairs.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're just a giant pube.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but I'm talking about just their box region.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's the same as the hair throughout their body.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at these wild pubes.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh god, I can see the reflection.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing worse than pubes everywhere. You shave in this Do

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<v Speaker 1>you shave in the sink or do you do it

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<v Speaker 1>in the shower because I hate getting the.

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<v Speaker 6>Hair the sink in the sink?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we do it in the sink sometimes. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you referring to shaving your face?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? I usually do that in the bath.

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<v Speaker 5>Really yeah, then the hair goes everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Well then you can just don't have that much facial hair, Jen,

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<v Speaker 2>It's quite fine. Actually a couple of piddly whiskers just

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<v Speaker 2>go down the drain after Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, all right, well it's probably time to leave on that,

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<v Speaker 1>pi Aroun.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to think of other sayings to insert clip into.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, stay away from them, and you want to

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<v Speaker 2>keep them at clip's length.

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<v Speaker 1>I just joined the gym. It's fantastic. Where Oh clicktus first?

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<v Speaker 1>What clius first?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 2>You swap out a body part ah like, Oh, sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>can I just pick your clit about something?

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<v Speaker 1>I stub my clip.

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<v Speaker 2>It's on the tip of my clip. I can't remember.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh maybe it's just a clip flip click, click flink click,

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<v Speaker 1>slength away.

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<v Speaker 2>I just need to talk to someone. I've just been

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<v Speaker 2>bottling that up for so long. I need to get

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<v Speaker 2>it off my clip.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, that's awful.

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<v Speaker 4>I've just got so much on my clip.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the best one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, for God's sake, Jenna, Oh, Jenna, give us a

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<v Speaker 2>clip with this?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, should say yuck?

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<v Speaker 2>What? Don't be one of those misogynistic gays. It thinks

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<v Speaker 2>that a woman's genitalia is repulsive? Brow out?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you put words in my clipid?

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<v Speaker 2>Yep? Good, good good? Oh that joke's a bit on

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<v Speaker 2>the clip.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at it. Wow, I'm exciting. All right, we need

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<v Speaker 1>to go. I need to get out of here. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a pleasure being with you this week, everybody. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for listening.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I'm still trying to think of more.

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<v Speaker 4>Clip wide open eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me? Are you listening? Yeah, I'm all clear, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>hear you out. I'm all clear.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't have there's a low brow comedy about high

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<v Speaker 1>clip comedy. Well assumement's low clip considering where it is

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<v Speaker 1>on the buddy true checks out. All right, that's enough,

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<v Speaker 1>it's got to be mormal. I'm sure there is.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so stressed at work.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just so frustrated.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pulling my clip out over here, numbered by the

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<v Speaker 2>hair of my clinical click.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready to go when you are. You've got a

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<v Speaker 1>couple more in here.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh sorry, you don't have to stick your clit out

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<v Speaker 2>for me. Is that it stick your neck out?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, that was a reach.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a click feeling, a feeling that'd be a

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<v Speaker 1>good feeling to get, you'd hope, Jenna.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so glad you brought this cake today. How did

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<v Speaker 2>you know that? I'm such a sweet clip.

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<v Speaker 6>That's quite sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>You've been living at your current place for a while now.

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<v Speaker 2>You must be looking to move out. You always get

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<v Speaker 2>itchy clit.

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<v Speaker 1>Got a cream for that. Okay, everyone, thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>listening so much. It's been a great episode.

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<v Speaker 2>It didn't end on hu, I didn't know it didn't

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<v Speaker 2>more of a low I just got obsessed a real

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<v Speaker 2>low click comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>If you have any yeah clips, hit us up in

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<v Speaker 1>the Damns otherwise, we'll see you next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody forget Jenna. Where were you on Tuesday morning?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh is that right? So you have no alibi because

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<v Speaker 2>I went to the crime scene and your clip printers everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>There we go. I ended on a high. You caught

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<v Speaker 2>me Clinton read Clinton.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it.

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<v Speaker 2>Ended on that.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going leave us a five star review.

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<v Speaker 2>Please, so sorry about them.

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<v Speaker 1>They go fund me for Katie and the family. Do one,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're an idiots and we will see you all

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<v Speaker 1>next week. We'll love you.

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<v Speaker 2>We hope this podcast made you feel at least two

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<v Speaker 2>percent better today. That's all. So wow, that was smooth.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go bye bye. Don't forget Monday. A bonus episode,

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<v Speaker 2>Yes with.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't know who he is yet, but it'll be juicy.

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<v Speaker 2>Drag Raise Debrief every Monday afternoon.

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