Speaker 1: iHeart Podcasts. You can hear more Gold one I four
Speaker 1: point three podcasts, playlist and listen live on the free
Speaker 1: iHeart app.
Speaker 2: Got anything Good?
Speaker 3: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Chemist Warehouse has he covered this Valentine's Day?
Speaker 4: Sport your loved ones with a fragrance and get free
Speaker 4: fast delivery when you spend thirty dollars or more teas
Speaker 4: and season fly offerings.
Speaker 1: Three pm, February fourteen. I have had a wild twenty
Speaker 1: four hours. In the last twenty four hours, I've heard
Speaker 1: a story about a boy in North Queensland twenty years
Speaker 1: ago being airlifted during droughts by the Army to go
Speaker 1: to the local hospital because he got his peepe stuck
Speaker 1: in his zip and there was no other way that
Speaker 1: they were going to get him to the hospital because
Speaker 1: the floods were so bad. The Army landed in a
Speaker 1: paddic at this farm, pitched him up and flew him
Speaker 1: in an Army helicopter. Oh my God, with his grandma
Speaker 1: to the local hospital. Landed the black helicopter in the
Speaker 1: car park of the hospital. Wow. The same person then
Speaker 1: told me a story about his big family farm dog
Speaker 1: that accidentally ate a cat, swallowed it, and then suffered
Speaker 1: depression afterwards because of the guilt of accidentally eating his
Speaker 1: best friend.
Speaker 5: How do you accidentally swallow?
Speaker 1: And then many years later, when the dog got sick
Speaker 1: due to something else and they were doing an x
Speaker 1: ray that it was like there appears to be a
Speaker 1: skeleton of a small animal in the stock. And then
Speaker 1: the third thing, Carl san Lands called me yesterday.
Speaker 3: Oh, we had.
Speaker 1: A chat for almost an hour. I don't know how
Speaker 1: many of you have seen the movie Heat with the
Speaker 1: two protagonists Juania and Puccino meet up together face to face.
Speaker 1: It was like that on the phone. Oh wow, to
Speaker 1: wish me. It was a very nice thing to wish
Speaker 1: me good luck.
Speaker 6: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: You know they say your enemies close, Yes, they do.
Speaker 1: We were sussing each other out.
Speaker 5: How fascinating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can tell you this. His brother
Speaker 1: tuned in to hear some of the show last week
Speaker 1: so he could report back to his paymaster, King Calm Incredible,
Speaker 1: and his brother Rankarm went, I don't know, it's bloody English.
Speaker 1: Can't reassuring that he doesn't consider me like that. Wow,
Speaker 1: I don't think you sound English.
Speaker 5: You sound very English.
Speaker 1: Shall I said to Carl, I sound nothing, but people
Speaker 1: know even though I'm living in Australia eight years and
Speaker 1: have a passport. And I said, we'll let your brother know.
Speaker 1: It's not like we were going to put something on
Speaker 1: the posters rackets. He is a pom. You might want
Speaker 1: to think twice about tuning in. But yes, it was
Speaker 1: a very very interesting twenty four hours. Wow, I've got
Speaker 1: a lot lots more to say.
Speaker 6: He's a full moon this week, is it?
Speaker 1: It does feel a bit like that. It's a bit
Speaker 1: squirrely at the moment, the weather conditions and everything. You know,
Speaker 1: when the weather crackles like that, it needs a good storm.
Speaker 1: So we're just hanging around. There's something going on right
Speaker 1: now now. My question for you Alex this morning is
Speaker 1: there's a lot going on at the Winter Olympics. There
Speaker 1: are so many injuries.
Speaker 2: I'm watching a lot more of it, fascinated by Brilliana.
Speaker 4: It's so so good. But can can Australian stop getting
Speaker 4: injured this? We've got this snowboard cross rider Cam Bolton,
Speaker 4: thirty five years old. He was doing a training run
Speaker 4: on Monday and he had a terrible crash and he's
Speaker 4: in true Australian fashion. He's like, oh my next feeling
Speaker 4: of bit sore. Yes, she'd be right. Oh, just keep going.
Speaker 4: It goes for scans. He's got two neck fractures.
Speaker 1: Oh my, heard you say any sports since I was like,
Speaker 1: what you remind him what extreme Olympics it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And it's so funny. Listen, we're not done neck fractures,
Speaker 1: double neck fractures.
Speaker 4: Listening to the commentators and you know, and they'll say,
Speaker 4: on here comes the German Isabella rate Mayer.
Speaker 1: It's coming out of the course. Now.
Speaker 4: Last year broken nose, I had three hip replacements.
Speaker 1: Don't think I think you're right. I don't think anyone
Speaker 1: is competing actually fully one hundred percent, no way. You know,
Speaker 1: the NRL, all their players are always injured. They get it.
Speaker 1: Frankenstein's out there, aren't they.
Speaker 4: It's insane, like they are so so tough. And I
Speaker 4: was reading that that American downhill scare Lindsay Vaughn, that's
Speaker 4: not uncommon for them to ski with like bustard knees
Speaker 4: and like don A cls and torn minisca sciszens, like
Speaker 4: that's just what they do.
Speaker 1: Those minsk is itisky sounds yeah, now tell me this, Alex.
Speaker 1: What is the what's this official word? Is it? Chef
Speaker 1: de micheon, Cheft de micheon. It's a lovely thing to say.
Speaker 1: All countries have them. They're competing, they're doing the summer
Speaker 1: games as well. What is that?
Speaker 4: It's the person it's like the team manager. It's the
Speaker 4: person who represents the athletes.
Speaker 1: Right, so it's what it's one of the one of
Speaker 1: the athletes competing here. Yes, so it's not the flag bearer.
Speaker 1: It's companion. No, she's not company.
Speaker 4: She was Elysa Campon's a gold member, right so it's
Speaker 4: a former grect yeah.
Speaker 1: Former legend. Yeah yeah, yeah. So they like in charge.
Speaker 1: I guess a school, it would be like the head
Speaker 1: of pastoral care.
Speaker 4: And there's called principal role in the one right okay, yeah phrase?
Speaker 1: Why is it called that though?
Speaker 5: Why is it needed?
Speaker 2: What do they I don't understand what they do.
Speaker 4: They do everything for the team's they're they're representatives.
Speaker 1: So you know, say you you need some denko rub
Speaker 1: or some parasitam old you'd go and see the Chef
Speaker 1: de mission unless the Kampleen want and we get that
Speaker 1: for you. She go and finds in Cortina Milano to
Speaker 1: find the chemist warehouse out there.
Speaker 4: And I'm sure there's assistance to the chef de mission
Speaker 4: as well, so we need one on the show.
Speaker 1: It's such a great men on your business card. I
Speaker 1: work in radio. What are your cheft mission?
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: This week, I mean Sydney right now in the studio
Speaker 1: seventeen floors up overlooking a very cloudy Sydney harbor. Now.
Speaker 1: The company that own this radio station and quite a
Speaker 1: few stations all around the country, they are like a
Speaker 1: lot of companies, it's always budgets. What's the nice way
Speaker 1: of saying this? Budget aware, budget conscious?
Speaker 5: Very good, that's lovely ways.
Speaker 1: There are many other words. I could say, absolutely, but
Speaker 1: they wouldn't help our working relation with them anyway. They
Speaker 1: and their wisdom decided that the three producers that have
Speaker 1: that are here with me this week. You're all in
Speaker 1: one airbnb together.
Speaker 7: Yes, look, it is in a nice place, but it
Speaker 7: was half the price of the hotel we'd ordinarily staying.
Speaker 8: And that's budget conscious correct, very no, And they didn't Alex,
Speaker 8: I didn't even ask them what so I reckon by
Speaker 8: the end of the year's budgets get more tightly squeeze.
Speaker 1: You're just going in a campsite or a hostel on
Speaker 1: bunk bess with crazy Irish backpackers.
Speaker 7: You'll be throwning to your error bunk down there.
Speaker 1: Maybe we do a competition producer island.
Speaker 7: Yeah, happy to, happy to if I can win some
Speaker 7: sort of night away.
Speaker 1: So how's it going in producer riding three producers enters,
Speaker 1: only one can leave. Rio is still sick.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so that's why I'm standing in this seat today
Speaker 7: because Rio is still very unwell. We got him to
Speaker 7: do a test yesterday because for what we sauce to.
Speaker 7: Our boss said, we need to test him just to
Speaker 7: make sure he has got COVID or influenza byes. If
Speaker 7: that's the case, then we might have to get you
Speaker 7: out of there. So he did that.
Speaker 1: That's the only way you can get into better accommodation
Speaker 1: is if you're medically ill. I'd be faking the COVID test.
Speaker 1: We've all got it soon awful.
Speaker 9: So.
Speaker 5: He's all good. So essentially he's just got a cult.
Speaker 1: The way you described the living conditions is lately on
Speaker 1: James Cook's boat, it does.
Speaker 7: Feel a bit like that because now we're isolated. Josh
Speaker 7: and I one of the other producers to our rooms
Speaker 7: and our like his room is tiny. I'm lucky I've
Speaker 7: got a non sweet.
Speaker 1: But oh hello, I bet you have well played.
Speaker 6: I'm a lady.
Speaker 1: I am a lady, and I need you can't be
Speaker 1: mixing with boys.
Speaker 7: And also every time I leave the room, I find
Speaker 7: cups everywhere.
Speaker 5: I find pillow strewn.
Speaker 7: Just at our front door, there is a cushion, and
Speaker 7: it's nowhere near our lund room.
Speaker 5: It's nowhere near any bedrooms.
Speaker 1: Nice. Suddenly you've got two sons, but they're in their
Speaker 1: bloody thirty.
Speaker 7: It's been quite interesting. But last night, my favorite part
Speaker 7: was I didn't have to play mother for dinner because
Speaker 7: Rio's mother sent him Uber eats, but not sorry, not
Speaker 7: uber eats. She sent him some Chinese soup to cure
Speaker 7: him via uber. So she sent it from her house
Speaker 7: to our house, and he went and collected it.
Speaker 1: I want to know what send the Chinese.
Speaker 5: So he called it.
Speaker 7: I think it's called juk, which is like a Chinese ridge.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, so it's Chinese porridge.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's the name of the porridge. And I think
Speaker 7: it's quite like it's got ginger, it's.
Speaker 5: Got onion, it's got chicken. And he cracked a raw
Speaker 5: egg over the top.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a hard no from me.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so, but it smelt the aroma was stunning, and
Speaker 7: I just thought, Oh, you're so lucky.
Speaker 1: Then how was he? Within hours?
Speaker 5: He was just dreary.
Speaker 7: He's very doesn't want to really chat too much because
Speaker 7: of the throat. He's trying to save it so he
Speaker 7: can come back in. And then this morning when we
Speaker 7: woke up and we walked down, I said, how are
Speaker 7: you going? He didn't even message us to say, guys,
Speaker 7: I'm not coming in. He just waited for us to
Speaker 7: come downstairs and go, I'm very good.
Speaker 1: There's nothing worse than being ill. And you're not a
Speaker 1: home Yeah, no is You find it really scary? This
Speaker 1: is on a couch and he's bent over his laptop.
Speaker 3: No, not like that.
Speaker 1: He's just on a couch and not those sites. That's
Speaker 1: how ID is actually, And he's watching our highlights from
Speaker 1: that shower scene, and he's watching the TV binge, watching traits.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I've never heard of it.
Speaker 7: But I come down and he'd have to pause, and
Speaker 7: he was really annoyed. That I come down because he
Speaker 7: wants to keep watching.
Speaker 1: It paid to have a week in Sydney on a
Speaker 1: couch and just watch Trade. It's so sad if he
Speaker 1: has to because we all fly back Friday lunchtime. If
Speaker 1: he flies back into any one. How was your week
Speaker 1: in Sydney? I watched at the two seasons of Traitors.
Speaker 3: That's this week the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Every show this week. We were doing this last week
Speaker 1: as we are two thousand dollars up for grabs, all
Speaker 1: thanks to millionaire hot seats back watching stream free seven
Speaker 1: o'clock weeknights on ten. I asked you two questions. First
Speaker 1: one is about last night's show, and then the second
Speaker 1: question is the BYO part of this quiz. You get
Speaker 1: to pick your own topic and then ask you a
Speaker 1: question about that.
Speaker 9: Sitting in the hot seat, answer and questions about the topic.
Speaker 9: I di's for today' sitting in the hot seat talking
Speaker 9: to Christian God.
Speaker 10: I get to questions so that I can win.
Speaker 11: To kre.
Speaker 1: This has been huge this week and last week Hot
Speaker 1: Debbie not made it through to play Christian Good Morning Brightsiders,
Speaker 1: Am I bright and early hoping to play your hot seat.
Speaker 1: I've got my answers. I've been making notes of all
Speaker 1: the shows so last week and a half I'll be
Speaker 1: asking your questions on the begs. I've got a fresh
Speaker 1: new grand daughter. I'm desperate a spoil Debbie. Better luck
Speaker 1: tomorrow playing today. Welcome Donna, Good morning, Donna, Good morning,
Speaker 1: Good morning Donna. You are home or you on your
Speaker 1: way to work? Where are you right now? Donna?
Speaker 12: I'm a about to go to work.
Speaker 1: I'm just in my pajamas.
Speaker 13: It's about to get ready.
Speaker 1: I love this right on and getting through all right.
Speaker 1: So first of all, Donna, here's your question from one
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Get this right. You win an instant one
Speaker 1: k last night's Millionaire hot seat. Here's a question. What
Speaker 1: has become a generic term for a temporary toilet often
Speaker 1: found on a building site. Is it a temper pots
Speaker 1: the handy lab, ce Porterloo or d Flexi John? It's
Speaker 1: c porter Look course, it is well done, no messing,
Speaker 1: well done. You just won one thousand dollars. I don't
Speaker 1: know what a Flexi John is. It sounds like somebody
Speaker 1: get at sexy Land. Flexi John. That's next week, Alex.
Speaker 1: We give them away every Day the Frustrated Housewives. No,
Speaker 1: it's psych a anyway. All right, now, what is your
Speaker 1: chosen specialist subject? Honor Muriel? Muriel's Wedding, a classic classic movie.
Speaker 1: All right, you're ready for you question? Yes, I'm ready,
Speaker 1: Playing any pajamas? Your chosen specialist subject is the Aussie
Speaker 1: classic Murial's Wedding. And again we've gone with a very
Speaker 1: tough question. How do you think is gonna get this?
Speaker 1: What is the name of the character who says you're
Speaker 1: terrible Muriel? Is it A Muriel? Is it B Roonda?
Speaker 9: Is it C.
Speaker 1: Deirdre? Or is it D Jonny Hesslot.
Speaker 14: Durney?
Speaker 1: Yesla, you sure about that?
Speaker 7: Ah?
Speaker 12: I think I pitched d journey yep.
Speaker 1: Playing in pajamas? You just won two thousand dollars world, Donna,
Speaker 1: Look at that. The days not even begun. You're any
Speaker 1: pj's and you just won two k.
Speaker 12: Thank you Christians so much.
Speaker 1: That's all right, my pleasure. What are you going to
Speaker 1: spend your winnings on? Do you know?
Speaker 13: I would love to try to go on a holiday
Speaker 13: BC sometime right, Well, I hope you get.
Speaker 1: To do that. Where do you fancy going, Donna?
Speaker 12: I would love to go to Benawati beautiful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I love the way you said that. That's
Speaker 1: an afterthought. I want to. I guess with my husband.
Speaker 1: I guess I have to all the worse. It's awkward. Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, Donna, well played, have a lovely day today,
Speaker 1: and we're playing again tomorrow, all thanks to a millionaire
Speaker 1: hot seat. What's it tonight? I'll be asking another question
Speaker 1: tomorrow morning. You could be winning an instant one thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Debbie Saxton, good luck tomorrow. Hopefully it's tomorrow.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Yesterday we opened up our bogan alphabet A through to Z.
Speaker 1: Let's try and plot with all the letters of the alphabet.
Speaker 1: Thinks that bogans love, love to do, love to own.
Speaker 1: You can call me thirteen fifty five twenty two, and
Speaker 1: you can also text the show right now four seven
Speaker 1: five three one oh four three. When you are messaging
Speaker 1: the show, let's know where you're listening, and put your
Speaker 1: name on as well. Now on the big white board
Speaker 1: at the moment, here's what we've got. A so is
Speaker 1: that shortcalling for akadaka?
Speaker 5: No, it's a current affair.
Speaker 1: Of course, I gave us that one yes, they love
Speaker 1: watching it, they love starring in it. B of course
Speaker 1: of Bali Bintang c Shardi party. Oh that one on
Speaker 1: proudle d for dfo f FA Fabreese g Goomba as
Speaker 1: in Goombag. Roulette's vo is sitting for I, M for
Speaker 1: meatre R for ranger. So there are loads more wide
Speaker 1: open right now. I also I want to put for l,
Speaker 1: which is empty at the moment, links Africa. That has
Speaker 1: to be Africa, to be wild Africa.
Speaker 5: That was what my high school smelled like.
Speaker 6: Yes, and I'm from tweetheads, so that that would have
Speaker 6: been the sense.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that m all over the world. That was
Speaker 1: just huge. It was. It's still available now.
Speaker 5: It still is and it smells beautiful memories.
Speaker 1: I say, right, okay, so we need some we need
Speaker 1: some new ones to complete the Bogan alphabet. Patsy, what
Speaker 1: have you got?
Speaker 6: I'm going to go with you and I'm going to
Speaker 6: go udl cans a nice.
Speaker 1: Vodka lomnisoda remixed in a Can.
Speaker 6: We not believe Caitlin had a love to bear with them?
Speaker 7: We had them when it was like our drink at
Speaker 7: the age of eighteen, right, and we would drink in
Speaker 7: the backyard. We'd do the hills hoist Roulette with the
Speaker 7: goon bag, and then we'd have the UDL. We'd crack
Speaker 7: the top, we'd smash it with a rusty screwdriver, oh yeah.
Speaker 5: And then we'd sink it.
Speaker 7: Yes, but the fact that we use this rusty screw
Speaker 7: drive every time didn't even bother us.
Speaker 1: Eighteen no worries does explain a lot to me about
Speaker 1: the way you are. I think some of that rusts
Speaker 1: got into you bloodstream.
Speaker 6: Some lead poisons.
Speaker 4: Australian fashion, we shortened dls to youodles you're kidding?
Speaker 1: Is so short? We managed to shorten that toles.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: So then would you think they were probably one of
Speaker 1: the early sort of in Australia pre mixed. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Cocktail drinks all the right.
Speaker 1: Now, aren't they. Yeah yeah, kids drink more of those now,
Speaker 1: even young guys more than beer.
Speaker 6: I think, yes, yeah, I've got an L as well.
Speaker 6: Can I add to the L list?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 6: Lemon you're Australian if you're boging, if.
Speaker 11: You order lemon chicken at your local Asian restaurant, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's something because it's mild. It's like the other sister,
Speaker 1: there beef a buttered chicken. You know an Indian restaurant.
Speaker 1: I should just have the buttered chicken, please. Your food
Speaker 1: is a bit too spicy for my Australian palates.
Speaker 7: Every Friday night I get a mild buttoned chicken from
Speaker 7: my lofe.
Speaker 1: Oh, so you would never have like an actual curry
Speaker 1: chicken ticken masala or rogan josh or if you're feeling
Speaker 1: extra spicy, Jeff fraisy crazy. I walk pass an Indian
Speaker 1: restaurant once and the sign on the front just said,
Speaker 1: come on in. We've gone jelfrasy crazy. And I wasn't
Speaker 1: even that hungry, but I just went and handle one
Speaker 1: in there because you got me perfect market. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you go in jail frazy crazy, I'm all the way in.
Speaker 1: I'm here for that.
Speaker 5: No, I never do. I absolutely love a buttoned chicken.
Speaker 5: You can't feed it.
Speaker 7: It is very nice, perfect sweet savory, and you get
Speaker 7: your garis.
Speaker 6: Not wild, isn't it?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 6: You know it's going to be nice. Like lemon chicken
Speaker 6: that's fluorescent.
Speaker 1: You could see it from You're right, Perhaps it's fluorescence lemonie.
Speaker 1: Really it's more orange. It's the color of trump and
Speaker 1: gloopy and on some chicken. You're thinking, I don't know
Speaker 1: what anatives? This is not a natural occurring thing in nature.
Speaker 1: What's in this? But it's so nice, so good? He
Speaker 1: is wide open? What about sh or Eski? Eskie to me,
Speaker 1: if there was a museum, maybe we should do this
Speaker 1: on the show. And that's got There is a museum
Speaker 1: of Australia. Oh yes, and Eski has to be there, definitely,
Speaker 1: do we have k Let me have a look at
Speaker 1: the moment?
Speaker 4: Wide open Alex, Oh, well, let's I find myself in
Speaker 4: there a lot, especially around Christmas time.
Speaker 1: The hallowed Bogan turf. That is kmart.
Speaker 6: I hang on back up a bit if you we
Speaker 6: can it.
Speaker 1: She lives in there.
Speaker 15: I love.
Speaker 1: Perts. She bleeds Kate, No, she beats Ancho is a
Speaker 1: blood group.
Speaker 6: That's my blood group. That's not just by gons.
Speaker 1: Go to Kaima pretty it is b for Bouchlet your
Speaker 1: for footstool, Bogan's love a footstool? Yes, all right, those
Speaker 1: are up for now thirteen fifty five, twenty two and
Speaker 1: Texas Shaw's we're doing the Bogan alphabet. What have you got?
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: What have you got for my Bogan alphabet store? Plenty
Speaker 1: of letters that need something Bogan in them. You can
Speaker 1: text me O four seventy five O three one oh
Speaker 1: four three. Let's go through them now. Good morning too,
Speaker 1: Christopher Davies, Christian All about tea for tinny? Oh?
Speaker 5: Per, yeah, that's a three times? Is he talking about
Speaker 5: the boat tinny?
Speaker 1: I think he's talking about the boat.
Speaker 5: Or sinking some tinny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. You've got two meetings there, aren't. You're
Speaker 1: doubling up on those tinnys here.
Speaker 5: Perfect.
Speaker 1: It has to be tea you're going to be on
Speaker 1: the sea or a beer? Yes, yes, Bruce from the
Speaker 1: Central Coast f Anelette. Yes, yes, thank you very much, Bruce.
Speaker 1: Matthew Scott k for karaoke two Bogans on the show.
Speaker 1: Aren't too sure about that one? If you and Pats
Speaker 1: since I went because you were like, oh, but I
Speaker 1: like karaoke not so much. What about t tramp stamp? Oh? Yes,
Speaker 1: oh yes, I think there's two zones. Obviously we know
Speaker 1: the traditional one lower back, but what about the old
Speaker 1: behind the neck? Oh? I haven't seen, now I have. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'd like a barcode.
Speaker 5: Oh, yes, I have seen actually, yeah, I've.
Speaker 1: Seen several barcodes on a flight from Bangkok going back
Speaker 1: to Australia. A lot of barcodes, that's how wow. And
Speaker 1: song lyrics yes, some Creed No, it was two verses
Speaker 1: on someone's back yeah, of Creed song and I was like, amazing, amazing,
Speaker 1: this person have free flights for life to gift to
Speaker 1: all the other passages. Christian is a quick question, what's
Speaker 1: going on with your cabana? I know you're trying to
Speaker 1: get it around Australia. Well, Cassandra, yeah, I'd like to
Speaker 1: know what's going on with it because producer Tina tried
Speaker 1: to give us some a kind of update on Monday show.
Speaker 1: Any of you understand what's going on with it? I
Speaker 1: don't think Tina did, so we haven't an update.
Speaker 14: So on Sunday yesterday, yesterday was thunder. She dropped she
Speaker 14: got it from Caro arrived in Melbourne on Saturday. So
Speaker 14: someone from Melbourne has to Actually we need to get
Speaker 14: into Adelaide, right, Shelley, who's available to pick it up?
Speaker 12: Email?
Speaker 14: So which she dropped a shall we just texted to
Speaker 14: Shelley It is Shelley yeah.
Speaker 1: We shall. After seven o'clock, Tina's coming back on her
Speaker 1: producer Tina with another girl at the update.
Speaker 5: Pray for us.
Speaker 1: We've had forty eight hours for her to draw the
Speaker 1: kind of dangerous minds that put it all up on
Speaker 1: a or maybe a spreadsheet or some of that's trying
Speaker 1: to understand all the strands that are there. We do
Speaker 1: have an updates a producer teen. It's going to be
Speaker 1: one giving it to us. Christian, what about an indoor
Speaker 1: couch outside on the veranda? Yes, yeah, great one. So
Speaker 1: it's her eye for indoor couch or V veranda veranda couch.
Speaker 5: I think V for because that's a tough one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I like BB. What about harm? Is that
Speaker 1: to upmarket too? Fancy? You scooed your nose up that? No, no,
Speaker 1: oh fancy pants. I still think an Englishman would order
Speaker 1: a harm please on super dry? Christian Rachel from the
Speaker 1: bright Side is one five eight says D for durries.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, believe we've missed that. Let's some course.
Speaker 11: Now I better if you shove them up under your
Speaker 11: T shirt sleeve the Pats way is it? In the
Speaker 11: seventies everyone would put their diurries up under their sleeve
Speaker 11: in their T shirt, their tight T shirt.
Speaker 1: No, you used to see this pass, is right. I
Speaker 1: actually used to see this in a lot of the
Speaker 1: kind of brat pack movies of the eighties as well.
Speaker 1: Emilio est Fat that'd help it rolled up under a
Speaker 1: T shirt. Yeah, I know. And W has got to
Speaker 1: be Winny blue. Then, oh my god, it hash.
Speaker 7: I actually have something for W that I think will
Speaker 7: beat that yo, because that's how we would talk about anything.
Speaker 1: So that's where I come from from.
Speaker 5: And he's from from.
Speaker 1: Yeah. When I first moved here, I was on what
Speaker 1: on earth people talking about? It's just that you hear
Speaker 1: that phrase a lot wootook.
Speaker 7: If it's anywhere beyond like a CBD line, it's woolporp.
Speaker 1: But as a wide eyed Englishman eight years ago, I
Speaker 1: remember trying to look it up on Google Maps. Where
Speaker 1: is this place? Woo wook? Where is it in New
Speaker 1: South Wales? Is it a team? Where's woo woop? And
Speaker 1: now I use as well, you know where he's from,
Speaker 1: don't you? Woo woop? It's such a great generic catchule,
Speaker 1: isn't it? Ad back? Yeah, I suppose someone hasn't brought
Speaker 1: out a drink called wood Woop. Yes perfect, because there's
Speaker 1: all these kind of Aussie drinks now that are named
Speaker 1: for the Australian market light. I saw the other day
Speaker 1: when I was in the drive through by the way,
Speaker 1: that's another one dry through. Oh y, you don't get
Speaker 1: it anywhere else in the world. My mind was blowing.
Speaker 1: Here you've got to drive through Bottle Loan. And what
Speaker 1: amazes me is that because they want to make it
Speaker 1: easy for the drinker. Notice that you don't even have
Speaker 1: to get out the car. You can just flick open
Speaker 1: the boot. They shove it in the back.
Speaker 2: Yees and if you're really bogan, they know your order.
Speaker 1: So I hate well that man, that makes me a
Speaker 1: bogan because I know the staff and I know all
Speaker 1: the staff names that might drive three b w webs
Speaker 1: they go to the normal's share outs. Are you going
Speaker 1: through our Thursday night beer? Thur's a night beer please las?
Speaker 1: I know literally what shifts one of the one he's
Speaker 1: done Sunday to Thursday. That makes me a bogan? Then
Speaker 1: love a drive through bottleoad.
Speaker 5: Welcome love That.
Speaker 1: What amazes me though, is because like then you go
Speaker 1: like the pharmacy and stuff like that, that if you're
Speaker 1: sick and you need medication, you're expected just to park
Speaker 1: up and walk to get your meds. But if you
Speaker 1: want a drink, we'll bring it to you. Stay in
Speaker 1: the car, don't waste any drinking calories. We'll bring it
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 5: It's priorities in Australia.
Speaker 1: Yes, D four we've got DFO.
Speaker 5: Drive through beats that yeah it does.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's the stage rup too. Now when we're knocking
Speaker 1: things off.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Good morning, it's to Christian O'Connell's show on Gold fourteen
Speaker 1: minutes past seven from Chemistry Warehouse. We have a stack
Speaker 1: show today. Bright Sider's paying your bills in the next
Speaker 1: ten minutes right now. The Bogan alphabet important business. I'm
Speaker 1: not leaving this show today until it's all done. All
Speaker 1: the letters A through to Z. Where are subwifers? Oh, yes,
Speaker 1: Bogans love base bins.
Speaker 5: My first ever car sub wolfers.
Speaker 6: What was your first ever car?
Speaker 1: Cake?
Speaker 5: I had a bit bit barna. It was green so
Speaker 5: I had fluffy dice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the fluffy dice, bring them back. I used to
Speaker 1: love fluffy dice.
Speaker 5: Had I had seat covers, very seat covers.
Speaker 1: Wow, yep.
Speaker 5: And my favorite Pride and Joy was a sub Wolfer
Speaker 5: in the back.
Speaker 1: Oh it moved the You still see some some young
Speaker 1: wounds now, don't you. You know at the traffic lights,
Speaker 1: you suddenly hear this and you look over you like
Speaker 1: subwor is still going strong. Good to see it, good
Speaker 1: to thank god. Bogans do love. No one loves commercial
Speaker 1: radio PORTHM Bookers otherwise, thank god. Otherwise we douill be
Speaker 1: out of the job. They're not listening, they're not cranking
Speaker 1: up the dial on the ABC. They're locked into us.
Speaker 1: We love fagons, they love the secrets out winning things,
Speaker 1: being lucky. Line nine black thunders down the beach. I
Speaker 1: sees also would that be Brisbane Broncos? Would you say?
Speaker 1: In my experience, I would say that is the official
Speaker 1: team of Bogans.
Speaker 5: I mean you for Queensland, whole state.
Speaker 16: Yes.
Speaker 1: Now it's a bit of a three way lock. Now.
Speaker 1: The most contested letter is D. It's either DFO Durries
Speaker 1: or someone else saying Christian drongo earlier Yeah, D classic
Speaker 1: Aussie phrase of abuse. It is, isn't it radio friendly? Drongo?
Speaker 1: Where does it come from? What's its entomology? Drong goo.
Speaker 1: What about dingo as well?
Speaker 5: Yeah, very Australian.
Speaker 1: Yes, I met someone, Yes, his neighbor domesticated dingo and
Speaker 1: I went, that's not a thing.
Speaker 6: It is people have them as pets.
Speaker 1: You're joking.
Speaker 11: They are the cutest looking puppies. They've got the sweetest
Speaker 11: little faces. But I wouldn't recommend having one as a pit.
Speaker 5: Good recommendation.
Speaker 1: He all right, some more for our bogan Alphabet. Good morning,
Speaker 1: John Christian. I've got two things, Parma. What about foot
Speaker 1: on all slept on? Yes, you never have a good
Speaker 1: night sleep on one, do you.
Speaker 7: Do?
Speaker 1: You remember when they first came, it was like this
Speaker 1: is amazing. When is the couch the beds and you
Speaker 1: know your mates could come back to mine. I want
Speaker 1: to go and have a good night sep oh, I've
Speaker 1: got a futon. Oh what's that? I wanted to pull
Speaker 1: out beds?
Speaker 7: Was one that was like it sat up as a
Speaker 7: couch and then you just unclicked it and it went
Speaker 7: down and it was just towards your fingers.
Speaker 1: There were lethal whats it released, but it was just.
Speaker 5: Like a bubble bed like such.
Speaker 1: A Yeah, that's a great on John, I've forgotten about
Speaker 1: the Joy of Futons come on into Arma and Sydney.
Speaker 1: What about Tea TRACKI Dacks or tuck Shop Arms or
Speaker 1: so known as Bingo Wings as well.
Speaker 5: I only ever heard.
Speaker 1: Tu Shop Arms is a great phrase again, could be
Speaker 1: a great name for heavy metal man tuch Shop Arms.
Speaker 1: Glenn Webber, Christian h Highway Patrol. That's the show you
Speaker 1: see most Bogans on Highway Patrol. That's a great point.
Speaker 1: And the TV show you go to watch if you
Speaker 1: want to see foreign bogans is Australia Border Security.
Speaker 3: It's the best.
Speaker 1: I love watching that. Or Locked Up Abroad, yes, which
Speaker 1: you never own TV channel Bogan TV. It's all those
Speaker 1: shows and Underworld to some repeat. Christian, what about Snitty? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: Snitty's got to be on there. Yeah, definitely be for
Speaker 1: burnout for mate, You're right has to be, uh my,
Speaker 1: Christian are rummaging through the stranger's hard rubbish collection now
Speaker 1: and dumping yours as well.
Speaker 5: I love hard rubbish.
Speaker 1: I sh slamed the brakes on reverse. Go hang on
Speaker 1: a minute, Hang on a minute, Get that chair, go
Speaker 1: get that chair.
Speaker 2: I once played two hundred bucks or four chairs in
Speaker 2: hard rubbies.
Speaker 1: Wow, we Bogan boasting BB You go that later and
Speaker 1: it's not there. It's like it's snooze. You're losing this game.
Speaker 1: That is a great rubbish all right, How we got
Speaker 1: somebody waiting on the lines, Michael. Welcome to the show, Michael.
Speaker 15: Oh hi, Christian and team. How are you?
Speaker 1: We're good, Michael, Thank you very much for calling the show.
Speaker 1: What have you got from Bogan alphabet?
Speaker 15: Mate, I've got the for veggiemke best time they have
Speaker 15: it during breakfast, lunch.
Speaker 1: And mate, yeah every other day.
Speaker 14: Cheese.
Speaker 15: I have it every day for breakfast and lunch and yeah,
Speaker 15: you can't go wrong, mate, every day that.
Speaker 1: It's a lot.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, Videmi and cheese. We used to call them
Speaker 11: tiger sandwiches. Yeah yeah, nice white bread off delicious, good
Speaker 11: for hangovers too.
Speaker 15: It is really good on a nice role too.
Speaker 1: YEA love that. And that's cooking for us on this show.
Speaker 1: Is our chef de Micheon.
Speaker 2: We've always wanted to do a bog and cook for Yes.
Speaker 1: Well that's the only recipe, isn't it lovely on a roll?
Speaker 1: Not in the role, just on it, smear on the
Speaker 1: roof of it, and let's go to Ros's here. Good morning,
Speaker 1: Ross Oh gosh, there're going We're good. Ross, thanks to
Speaker 1: calling the show. What have you got for a bogan alphabet?
Speaker 17: Please for Passion Pop?
Speaker 1: Passion Pop, my god, fruit fizzy wine.
Speaker 11: Wow, you could afford in Uni Sasion box.
Speaker 12: Yeah it with a couple of bucks.
Speaker 7: And ye.
Speaker 5: They still sell it there, still sell it.
Speaker 1: I just had it. I've just had a quick Google.
Speaker 1: Not just that people are reviewing it four point nine.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, four point nine. And I'm looking at the
Speaker 1: most recent review from the weekend Sunday, so one's and
Speaker 1: on a Sunday I was at a big nut and
Speaker 1: Passion Pop saying I've been drinking this since I was eighteen.
Speaker 1: I'm twenty nine. It's so delicious. I'd like to see
Speaker 1: it more widely available. Yeah, Passion Pop. That's a great one.
Speaker 1: Ross will send your price to that. Thank you very
Speaker 1: much for giving us a call.
Speaker 3: Worry the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 9: You've got bills you need to pay to make a Christian?
Speaker 1: Pay them every day in be in.
Speaker 9: Utilities or your hamsters, bits andary fee.
Speaker 1: You've got bills. All right, let's pay off some bills
Speaker 1: right now. Head to the goold website dot com dot A.
Speaker 1: You then stand by your phone. I am calling you
Speaker 1: and paying off your bills. All right, let's call te
Speaker 1: Lissa now on Bank of Christian. Hello to Lisa. Yes
Speaker 1: to Lissa, Telisa, Yeah is that really To Lissa? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so great to chat. Who this is? This is awkward
Speaker 1: now because you know what I'm calling you to pay
Speaker 1: your bills.
Speaker 12: You're joking?
Speaker 9: No, thank you.
Speaker 1: It's Christian here from the Bank of Christian recording you. Yeah. Sure.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to say, do you want to embarrass me? Oh?
Speaker 1: Thank you for thinking of me. To Lissa, I thought
Speaker 1: I'm almost cranking me. Yeah, that must happen a lot.
Speaker 1: There's always people wringing around, but tend to be the
Speaker 1: English teacher in Australia. Australia paying bills. Those robocalls the worst.
Speaker 13: Thank you.
Speaker 1: So that's all right, pleasure now listen you So you
Speaker 1: got your phone bill, You've got your voter phone bill.
Speaker 1: I'm going to pay that off. Two hundred dollars. That's gone.
Speaker 12: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Now relief, I hope. So. Yeah. It's a tough time
Speaker 1: of the year, isn't it. Now I've also gone not
Speaker 1: only are I paying off your phone bill, I've also
Speaker 1: got to surprise you as well. To Lissa. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: I've got you Ed Shearing tickets as well. Are you joking?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: Is this good news?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 15: I'm like she's biggest fan.
Speaker 12: I go to every single one of his concerts and
Speaker 12: this is the first year I was gonna miss it
Speaker 12: because of the bill.
Speaker 1: Oh no, what the greatness is? We've been paint your
Speaker 1: bills and I've got ed you tickets.
Speaker 12: You mean this weekend?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, winning go get ready, you're going your Friday
Speaker 1: night now? Is Ed Sheeran? Ed is your pre Valentine's
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love him so much. I'm so
Speaker 1: glad it's gone to you.
Speaker 12: You don't understand.
Speaker 13: I'm his biggest fan.
Speaker 12: He's out everything, thank you.
Speaker 1: He's the best live as well. It's such a joint,
Speaker 1: you know. He really is incredible live.
Speaker 12: It's just him on stage and he's amazing. Honestly, he's amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and whatever size stadium he's playing in, he this
Speaker 1: makes it feel like you're just in a bar. It's
Speaker 1: like a house party. It's incredible. Well, I'm so glad
Speaker 1: that actually you picked up and it's genuinely going These
Speaker 1: showing tickets are going to a real fan. You can
Speaker 1: have a magical Friday night.
Speaker 13: Now I am like.
Speaker 12: I'm shaking.
Speaker 15: Shock.
Speaker 12: I am thank you.
Speaker 1: No, that's great. Have a lovely time Friday night. Thank you,
Speaker 1: my pleasure. All right, take care to this.
Speaker 15: Bye bye.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: I've gone down a wormhole looking at reviews online of
Speaker 1: PP Passion Pop Fantastic one here. Passion Pop has always
Speaker 1: been known for it being extremely cheap and value worthy. However,
Speaker 1: I can't stand the taste. Why put that as a review?
Speaker 1: Just don't drink it. There's a million other drinks available.
Speaker 1: Dot me hating on PP Passion Pop. Another one here,
Speaker 1: five stars, five out of five. That's more like it.
Speaker 1: My boyfriend loves this stuff. Would recommend Peep mixed Berry.
Speaker 1: Nothing wrong with this. You will not regret getting this
Speaker 1: for your partner in the evening, as long as you
Speaker 1: are both respectable and ethical.
Speaker 5: Absolutely those words do.
Speaker 1: Not go with passion but carries on this review. The
Speaker 1: world needs more respect and ethical treatment for both straight
Speaker 1: and gay couples. Wait, what are we talking about? It's
Speaker 1: very passion pop.
Speaker 5: Maybe they've had too much of it.
Speaker 1: It sounds like I used to suffer migrains. For years,
Speaker 1: I couldn't drink, and then one day I rediscovered peep
Speaker 1: and now wake up the next day absolutely amazing. Never
Speaker 1: go over one bottle at a time, though, well another
Speaker 1: one here. Five out of five love this little number.
Speaker 1: I really do love this little numbers. A great drink
Speaker 1: is very sweet, it's very girly, great to tastes as well,
Speaker 1: light and bubbly. I love it. This is one of
Speaker 1: my all time favorite drinks. It's very My favorite thing
Speaker 1: about it is it's very cheap, all right. Yesterday on
Speaker 1: the show, I was talking about how suddenly I found
Speaker 1: myself I don't know, three or four decades later singing
Speaker 1: a TV advert from the eighties that used to be
Speaker 1: about chips. So I found myself just singing to myself,
Speaker 1: I hope it's chips, it's chips, And I'm like, where's
Speaker 1: this come from? I didn't know this was still in
Speaker 1: my head. I'm fifty two. The last time I heard this,
Speaker 1: I think it would have been ten beef grills and
Speaker 1: lamb grills more sizzlers from the Bird's Eye Steakhouse.
Speaker 8: Oh.
Speaker 1: Voiceovers in the eighties and nineties were like that. Weren't
Speaker 1: they some real old guys, real urgency. And then Kaylie
Speaker 1: remembered this one banger that was my wym yesterday movie
Speaker 1: you bumped out my hope, it's chips, It's and then
Speaker 1: Darren called in yesterday there are a lot of you
Speaker 1: talk about aeroplane jelly and he did it so well.
Speaker 1: This is the remix we've made aeroplane Jelly. I like
Speaker 1: aeroplane jelly, aeroplane Yily Cllaby, I like it, ber I
Speaker 1: like it. Lit Todays, let's release it as a single
Speaker 1: and watch it fly up the hot one hundred l.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Good Morning, tuning in in perth wa right now to
Speaker 1: Chopper and won a Rooo which I think is in
Speaker 1: the northern suburbs. If I remember Brightley, let us know
Speaker 1: where you're listening and your name when you text the
Speaker 1: show on four seven five o three one oh four three.
Speaker 1: All right, what are the TV adverts radio jingles that
Speaker 1: you remember from being a kid? Members are two, he's
Speaker 1: at two. It's amazing how they stay, they stay, they bangers. Christian,
Speaker 1: how did you say last week on the show there's
Speaker 1: never any tangents on your show. There aren't. Well, then
Speaker 1: you'll love this. Something very unusual happening this year. There
Speaker 1: won't happen for another eleven years. This year it can
Speaker 1: never happen on a leap year. There are three Friday
Speaker 1: the thirteenth, O, thank you for sharing that. What are
Speaker 1: I normally? Then we get an average year? Who knew?
Speaker 5: I always get?
Speaker 7: Even though I always get when it's Friday the thirteenth,
Speaker 7: I'm like hebgb's well.
Speaker 1: We got one this Friday. Oh, you wouldn't walk under
Speaker 1: you'd be worried about breaking a mirror three weeks before
Speaker 1: your wedding? Why would I? Why would IGBs three and
Speaker 1: a half weeks ago? You've made it so far? Why
Speaker 1: would he? What's he playing at? Okay? Where are we?
Speaker 1: That's right, we're on the radio right now to all
Speaker 1: of Australia. Tim's with us.
Speaker 16: Good morning Tim, Good morning legends.
Speaker 7: How are you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm good Tim? So Tim, thanks on the show.
Speaker 1: And what is still in Tim's head? What can you
Speaker 1: still remember?
Speaker 16: You might as kids had to be the mortein head
Speaker 16: mate with Louis the Fly.
Speaker 1: Okay, off you're go in your own time, Off you go.
Speaker 16: I'm Louis the Fly. I'm Louis the Fly, straight from
Speaker 16: rubbish tip to you, spreading disease with the greatest of ease,
Speaker 16: straight from rubbish tip to you. I'm bad and mean
Speaker 16: and money unclean, afraid of no one except the man
Speaker 16: with the can of mortein. I hate that word mortine.
Speaker 1: Wow. Wait, that was brilliant, outstanding, Tim, immediately you did it.
Speaker 1: I'm wee straight from rubbish tip to you, spreading disease
Speaker 1: with the greatest stubbies, Straight from rubbish tip to you.
Speaker 1: I'm bad and mean and mighty unclean.
Speaker 16: I pray to no one.
Speaker 1: Except This is a classic spreading disease with great ease.
Speaker 1: Lennon and McCartney couldn't come up with a line as
Speaker 1: good as that. I love it, Tim, well done. We'll
Speaker 1: send you a prize to that. Thank you very much, mate,
Speaker 1: appreciate it.
Speaker 16: Go have a great day.
Speaker 1: Kayleb. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 17: Hello you, Good morning, Hello Caleb.
Speaker 1: Now what is still in Caleb's head? What can you
Speaker 1: do for us?
Speaker 17: I don't know if you guys remember the reading and
Speaker 17: writing hotline ad.
Speaker 5: I remember it very well.
Speaker 1: Off you go. Okay, let's see how well you remember it.
Speaker 17: So they had a number that's very catchy. It was
Speaker 17: one three, double oh six, triple five.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: I love the fact it's still in you you can
Speaker 1: still remember it.
Speaker 17: Oh, just amount of like shows I used to watch
Speaker 17: on ten, like Ready Steady Cook that it would play
Speaker 17: on when I was a kid. So Doctor Phil, here
Speaker 17: it is.
Speaker 1: Have a listened to this CDB one three double old
Speaker 1: six triple five or six Kelly, what's incredible if you
Speaker 1: still remember the rhythm that they're reciting the number.
Speaker 17: I think it's the most popular phone number, like in
Speaker 17: a song that you'll ever friggin here in Australia.
Speaker 1: I think you're right, we need to find some way
Speaker 1: of doing it. It catches that for thirteen fifty five
Speaker 1: twenty two when I say it's too monotona, it's boring.
Speaker 1: We need some kind of sing songy way of doing
Speaker 1: the thirteen fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 17: Can of go to that jingle or even the text
Speaker 17: message number that you guys have.
Speaker 1: God, that's such a long number. Honestly, I reckon people
Speaker 1: get halfway through that go I'm not a coming. Probably
Speaker 1: I like this show, but guys, I'm not. It's it's
Speaker 1: arithmetic now what is this the coach were safe in
Speaker 1: the holiday hotel. Caleb will send you something. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much for car on the show. Mate, very funny.
Speaker 1: Have a good day.
Speaker 17: Thank you guys too.
Speaker 1: Justin. Hello, Justin, Ah, Yes, good morning. How are you.
Speaker 1: I'm good, Justin. Welcome to the show. So what's the
Speaker 1: what's the jingle that you can still remember on the site?
Speaker 18: Well, there used to be a chocolate milk drink called Activite.
Speaker 17: Oh, it was like little black.
Speaker 18: Ants in this. I guess it was a competitor to
Speaker 18: Milo at the time.
Speaker 1: I remember this, Yes, and how did the advert go?
Speaker 17: So?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 18: There were three wives monkey's and three little pigs and
Speaker 18: gold he loves the three beers and there are three
Speaker 18: kinds of anaments and the affect a yummy morning.
Speaker 17: Noon and night.
Speaker 1: Oh well, we're trying to find it out right now.
Speaker 1: It's hard to find it on the internet. And now
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you've made it up now, and all
Speaker 1: I'm saying is hard to find the evidence of this.
Speaker 1: It was in an orange? Can I remember it?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 18: An Orange? Can You're right?
Speaker 1: Very brave move to take on the mighty Milo. Yeah, yeah, Justin,
Speaker 1: thank you very much. You give us a call.
Speaker 3: I have a good day, Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.
Speaker 1: Let's get into this week's What are the Odds? Let's
Speaker 1: go believe it or not?
Speaker 3: What are the odds?
Speaker 4: You gotta be justhing me.
Speaker 1: Like, were you a Cheryl who married a Hun? Who
Speaker 1: works with Cheryl married a Hun as well? Previously on
Speaker 1: What Are the Odds?
Speaker 10: Ten years ago, I decided to take my little child
Speaker 10: to the Grampians who were spicing around the little Pool's area,
Speaker 10: and my son lost his dummy. Last weekend we actually
Speaker 10: went back to the same falls with another son of
Speaker 10: Moe and I and behold, I'm having to find my
Speaker 10: son's dummy.
Speaker 16: I have three brothers, Peter, Greg and Shane.
Speaker 12: My ex husband was Peter, my next partner was Shane.
Speaker 16: And now I'm looking for it Greg.
Speaker 10: I moved to Australia from New Zealand and I had
Speaker 10: to get a criminal check for work and it turns
Speaker 10: out there's a go in Australia with his extro name
Speaker 10: and birthday.
Speaker 16: As me e sure criminal?
Speaker 1: Sure all right mate? That old chest snap another first
Speaker 1: on the police. I've heard that little cutie. What are
Speaker 1: the odds? Team? What are the odds. The odds line
Speaker 1: is open right now. Thirteen fifty five, twenty two. This
Speaker 1: is a sweet, bitter sweet one from Ella. She just
Speaker 1: emailed it into in the last half an hour and
Speaker 1: I really appreciate her sharing it with this. Christiana Whatt
Speaker 1: my home twenty two years ago. Last Friday, my sixteen
Speaker 1: year old dog passed away. To find the perfect and
Speaker 1: beautiful spot in my ear to bury my beautiful dog,
Speaker 1: I asked my four adult and teenage kids to come
Speaker 1: back around out dig the hole, but a foot in,
Speaker 1: my eldest son yelled out, there's a bag in the hole. Christian,
Speaker 1: there was a plastic bag in the hole. He continued
Speaker 1: to carefully dig and retrieved an intact, black, small plastic
Speaker 1: garbage bag sealed with a cable tie. It was heavy. Oh,
Speaker 1: whatever was in it. We brought it inside with thinking
Speaker 1: is this cash, valiables, jewelry ripped over the bag. It
Speaker 1: was the body of another dog, ah to be buried there? Yes,
Speaker 1: what are the odds? Christian? I dug up somebody else's
Speaker 1: small dog, maybe his cat. We didn't have time to
Speaker 1: examine the remains, so we dug another hole, extra deep,
Speaker 1: three feet down and both dogs are now buried in
Speaker 1: the same hole that street. On the other side, they're
Speaker 1: playing together. Oh maybe they're reunited. We don't know. The
Speaker 1: souls are back together beautiful but anyway, yeah, thank you
Speaker 1: very much for showing that, and I'm very sorry for
Speaker 1: the loss of your beautiful dog. Thank you very much
Speaker 1: for the photo there. Good to see your mankey old
Speaker 1: feet in that photos. Well, madam, if you don't mind,
Speaker 1: needs to get those bunions done. But listen, thank you.
Speaker 1: What are the odd scale, Christian? I recently got back
Speaker 1: from a road trip around your motherland Island or But
Speaker 1: you're a lovely time girl. I'd see during the day
Speaker 1: and drive in the late afternoon to arrive at the
Speaker 1: next destination. I hadn't preplanned my trip, just stopping at
Speaker 1: places that interested me. I stopped at Waterford. Water is stunning.
Speaker 1: One night I decided to go to a restaurant. It
Speaker 1: was late. I was shown to my table. I looked
Speaker 1: up from the table diagonally opposite me who were waving
Speaker 1: at me frantically. It was the family from the school
Speaker 1: teach hat Oh my god, what side the world in
Speaker 1: a place called Waterford? It's not very big and the
Speaker 1: family you teach in Australia. Are the other souther at
Speaker 1: the same time in the same restaurant, in the same
Speaker 1: part of Western Island?
Speaker 5: That is crazy.
Speaker 7: There has to see your word explains that phenomenon of
Speaker 7: people seeing other people in the You need.
Speaker 1: To find the word that is phenomenonon. It explains the
Speaker 1: phenomenon phenomenon, phenomenon. No, Caitlin, can't say the word phenomenon, phenomenon.
Speaker 1: Now I've got it from you. You've cursed me because
Speaker 1: I said, what about if you have bad luck this Friday? Head?
Speaker 1: Are you weading? You're throwing up with curse. I can't
Speaker 1: say phenomenon, phenomenon, phenomenon, phenomenon.
Speaker 5: Have I said it right?
Speaker 6: No, phenomenon phenomenon.
Speaker 1: Just nailed that. That's a journalist, that's a phenomenon. No, no,
Speaker 1: you're not saying it wrong. What do you know the word?
Speaker 1: I struggle with and I noticed a lot of people
Speaker 1: do tell me that you've just edited it a video?
Speaker 5: Can you do it edited?
Speaker 1: You nailed it. I can't say I've just edited it.
Speaker 1: What am I doing this with eighty sevens in there?
Speaker 1: I go into a remix a mash up? Perhaps? Can
Speaker 1: you tell me that you've just chopped up.
Speaker 6: A video edited but cattle is mine?
Speaker 1: Oh honey, we'll have these little glitch Yeah, yes, caddle guys,
Speaker 1: I believe it all right. The odds sign is open.
Speaker 1: Now let's get your course.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: We do this every Wednesday. We call it what are
Speaker 1: the Odds? You can call me thirteen fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 1: Here we going here, Ruth. Good morning, Ruth, welcome to
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 13: Oh, good morning, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good? Thank you very much for giving us a
Speaker 1: call with this story. Off you go, Ruth.
Speaker 13: Okay, I've been married to my husband twenty five years.
Speaker 13: My name is Ruth Angela and he was previously married
Speaker 13: to another Ruth Angela. How many times do you meet
Speaker 13: Ruth Angela? Lit alone? Marry them? Be came with an
Speaker 13: if for Fred, the same as mine.
Speaker 1: This is a big one. Both of his wives exactly
Speaker 1: exactly the.
Speaker 13: Same name, Ruth Angela. That their last name both started
Speaker 13: with F, but they were different.
Speaker 1: Still impressive, It's still very very impressive.
Speaker 13: Is my second My surno now begins with tea, So
Speaker 13: I'm the second rat rat.
Speaker 1: That's were you the love rat. Yeah, all right, Ruth,
Speaker 1: thank you very much for going us call me. I
Speaker 1: have a good day.
Speaker 15: Okay, thank you bye, Liz.
Speaker 1: Come on and Liz, welcome to the show.
Speaker 12: Good morning.
Speaker 1: Thank you for having me my pleasure. Now, Liz, what
Speaker 1: is your story? What are.
Speaker 17: What are they?
Speaker 1: You got my friend?
Speaker 12: Fourteen years ago, I had my beautiful daughter and sadly
Speaker 12: I ended up with postal depression and ended up in
Speaker 12: the Mother and Baby unit in Melbourne for five weeks.
Speaker 12: We're seeing a psychologist there beautiful support staff. And had
Speaker 12: mentioned to him that I was reading a particular book
Speaker 12: helping her settle and he said, yes, I've heard of
Speaker 12: this book. Many of my patients have told me about
Speaker 12: this book. I don't agree with the book. If you
Speaker 12: ever happen to see this lady, the author throw the
Speaker 12: book at her. Fourteen years later, kids and I are
Speaker 12: at the shopping center. My daughter, like I said, is
Speaker 12: now fourteen. I've got a son that's eleven. This lady's
Speaker 12: screaming out to us. Excuse me, excuse me. You wouldn't
Speaker 12: believe it. It happened to be the author of the book.
Speaker 12: I'm not kidding. If I had the book in my
Speaker 12: you know, carried it for fourteen years. I would have
Speaker 12: thrown it at her as directed. But yeah, she said
Speaker 12: to me that she recognized my face. In Geelong, we
Speaker 12: had the corpse flower blooming. I'm not sure if people
Speaker 12: remember that. Oh, like and I late last year, kids
Speaker 12: and I, yeah, correct, kids and I were sitting there.
Speaker 12: Happened to be sitting on a park bench there just
Speaker 12: in front of the flower, and they were live streaming it.
Speaker 12: She said to me, you're the lady that was sitting
Speaker 12: in front of them that flower blocking my view because
Speaker 12: I was overseas at the time, so she was trying
Speaker 12: to sort of say to me, you're that lady, whereas
Speaker 12: I wanted to say to her, hang on a minute,
Speaker 12: you're that lady.
Speaker 1: It's a battle of that lady.
Speaker 12: It was the battle of that ladies. And I still
Speaker 12: to this day cannot believe that, fourteen years later, I
Speaker 12: actually cross paths with the author.
Speaker 14: I didn't say.
Speaker 12: Anything to her, but yeah, but what are the odds
Speaker 12: are they? I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know what, I don't think that your
Speaker 1: mum's get enough support for post natal depression.
Speaker 12: Oh look, I agree.
Speaker 1: You felt like you had to say that sadly you
Speaker 1: got that. There's nothing for you to say sadly about that,
Speaker 1: my wife, No, you're exactly right, and you're that there's
Speaker 1: not enough support. There's way too much shame. Women have
Speaker 1: so much shame about things that happened to them. Us
Speaker 1: guys have got no idea what it's like to go through.
Speaker 1: We don't have no idea. And I think it's really
Speaker 1: really sad that people feel like they have to almost
Speaker 1: apologize or feel awkward saying that this happened to me
Speaker 1: when there's so much going on physically, emotionally, absolute bodies.
Speaker 1: It's an incredible thing you go through.
Speaker 12: I couldn't agree. And look as funny as it sounds,
Speaker 12: I often say to people was the best thing that
Speaker 12: ever happened, because I managed to get the most amazing,
Speaker 12: amazing support. Great and like you say, you just don't know.
Speaker 12: It could be you know the lady next door, you know,
Speaker 12: if she's having problems or you're not seeing her as often.
Speaker 12: You know she's had a baby, reach out, reach out,
Speaker 12: reach out to a sister. Honestly, it's it's you know,
Speaker 12: it's very important.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of mums. I guess if they if
Speaker 1: they they're wired that if they say I've got postnatal depression,
Speaker 1: what it is, because everyone goes, oh, it's the best,
Speaker 1: You're so lucky America, both and all. That's true, but
Speaker 1: what it does is to create this terrible pressure. Imagine
Speaker 1: around you mums where very don't feel they can moan
Speaker 1: about anything because everything's amazing, very lucky to have a
Speaker 1: healthy baby. And that's true, but it's like so many
Speaker 1: women I guess struggle silently where they don't feel that
Speaker 1: they could speak out about it. They feel a shame.
Speaker 12: Absolutely, and if I heard I remember thinking to myself,
Speaker 12: if I heard one more person say to me, just
Speaker 12: rest when the baby red, oh I wanted to slap
Speaker 12: them with.
Speaker 4: That dem.
Speaker 1: If they don't sleep or they say three minutes.
Speaker 12: Correct, correct, absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 1: And also what a lovely way to reframe something that
Speaker 1: would have been really tough for you as actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was buried in there. It was a gift as well,
Speaker 1: that gave you something.
Speaker 12: It was definitely a gift that the support that I
Speaker 12: had because it was very sort of you know, scary,
Speaker 12: You don't you don't realize that, oh, this isn't normal,
Speaker 12: and that the support I had, you know at the
Speaker 12: facility was truly amazing. You know, shout out to the
Speaker 12: people that do support women with you know, mental health
Speaker 12: and post our depression. They do a fantastic job, a
Speaker 12: fantastic job.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you very much for reminding us actually to
Speaker 1: look around with Thank you for your kidding. No, it
Speaker 1: was a lovely chat to you Liz as well. Thanks
Speaker 1: for corn. I have a lovely day.
Speaker 12: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Take a guy 'stn O'Connell show podcast time for today's
Speaker 1: time waster. I'll figure out once more five hundred dollars
Speaker 1: for the best in show till the next ten minutes
Speaker 1: for your time waster thanks to a millionaire hot seat
Speaker 1: watch and stream three seven o'clock weeknights on ten listen, Dear, dear,
Speaker 1: dear readers, good luck, because I thought pizza movies would
Speaker 1: be a doozy not I'd be lucky. If there's a
Speaker 1: bronze here. There's a lot of steale crust here.
Speaker 7: I was trying to do this last night, and I
Speaker 7: thought they were really good. I just looked back at
Speaker 7: them and I had to make all new ones.
Speaker 1: Okay, so today's time waster. You need to save it. Listeners,
Speaker 1: it's pizza movies. Thanks me all four seven five three
Speaker 1: one oh four three. And I'll say this sadly. Producer
Speaker 1: Rio is off six stor it's on accounts right near
Speaker 1: in a account shivering at the moment, watching traitors, binge,
Speaker 1: watching traders. He is normally the market, and he's a
Speaker 1: lot more favorable than you are. You're like a guest teacher,
Speaker 1: you know, the old you know, that sort of supply
Speaker 1: teacher that turns out when a teacher's off for a
Speaker 1: week or two, maybe they're not well. You come in,
Speaker 1: they're really harsh.
Speaker 5: You got to crack the weird otherwise, why we got
Speaker 5: crack at school?
Speaker 1: We're doing a radio show.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure sid okay, all right?
Speaker 1: What have I got? Then it's Hannibal lecture and he's
Speaker 1: having some pizza. What's he having? That's right? Slice of
Speaker 1: the lambs.
Speaker 2: Oh that's I'm going to give you a silver past.
Speaker 1: That means bronze. If you thought that was bad, that's
Speaker 1: the best one. Fairest Mozzarellasdale, The gangsters are good fellas.
Speaker 1: Now open up at pizza place. That's right, Woodfellas.
Speaker 5: Hey, that's all right.
Speaker 1: I like that. Mamma Mia love that movie. Everyone love
Speaker 1: Mamma Me and Mamma Mia. That's a spicy meat more
Speaker 1: Silver Star Wars. They getting into the pizza again, that's right.
Speaker 1: Ham Solo a Star Wars story, Ham Solo, Just am
Speaker 1: on mine please? And when Harry met Salami like it?
Speaker 6: I like a silver all right?
Speaker 1: What have you got that?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Alright, they'll stink it.
Speaker 6: Up, alrighty.
Speaker 5: What about pepperoni fiction?
Speaker 1: Okay? Texting now four seventy five three, one oh four three?
Speaker 1: What have you got? Pizza movies? Don't don't never, don't
Speaker 1: say any more words.
Speaker 3: It's hurting the show, The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Standby Radio. We're going back to revisit the radio scene
Speaker 1: of a crime. Two days ago. I asked producer Tina
Speaker 1: for a very simple update on the Cabano phone. It
Speaker 1: was not good. It was not good. Fumbly stumbling, mumbley.
Speaker 1: We're going back before that though, before that though some
Speaker 1: champagne radio garlic red or rounds. We're looking for your
Speaker 1: pizza movies Best and show five hundred dollars thanks to
Speaker 1: a millionaire hot seat watching stream free. Seven o'clock weeknights
Speaker 1: on ten r Are you ready to mark?
Speaker 5: I'm ready to sprinkle my silver's in gold?
Speaker 1: Okay? Aunt Chevy Man, Paul Rud serving up pizzas good silver,
Speaker 1: Shannon want to give it? Gol? I was here, you'd
Speaker 1: have had a goal, honor goal, pizza topping gun silver
Speaker 1: pos it makes you laugh? Why are you giving it silver?
Speaker 5: It's I don't know, it's just not as good as gold.
Speaker 5: A gold is a premium thing for.
Speaker 1: No pineapple for old b Yes, give you a heartburn, Grandad.
Speaker 1: What that was Scooby Doo having a pizza? That's right,
Speaker 1: Scooby Dough. Come on, come on, that's like Andy, very good,
Speaker 1: great name for a pizza restaurant, skobwy Dough.
Speaker 5: Yes, Scooby does.
Speaker 1: Sure about the copy right, Maybe get shut down, but anyway,
Speaker 1: it's funny. What about Barbie she loves a pizza, that's right,
Speaker 1: barbieque chicken.
Speaker 5: Very basic, silver pas basic.
Speaker 1: Kelly, I like it? You mean supreme silver, Tony Pizza,
Speaker 1: Za Land Pizza, Chris well done. Mission, Tom Cruise is
Speaker 1: making pizza. Oh god, I know whether it's bronze or gold,
Speaker 1: but it's making me laugh. Andy Mission impizzable.
Speaker 5: That is terrible.
Speaker 1: There is not that's good. Mission pizzable non Welcoming to
Speaker 1: Ethan Hawk, your latest challenge to making pizza mission impizzable. Gold,
Speaker 1: Andy give be winning the five hundred dollars now I'm
Speaker 1: I'm oversighting it. Ten things I hate about Hawaiian Okay,
Speaker 1: good gold, Domino's Darky Silver pass meat love Actually, oh
Speaker 1: I love that gold, Tom Son Elmo's wood Fire Pizza.
Speaker 5: That's a good name for a shot. That's gold.
Speaker 1: And the Guns of pepperone brilliant, warm movie. The guns
Speaker 1: have never owned. That's Pepper, and that's Smarts White Men can.
Speaker 5: Silver bus.
Speaker 1: Oh he is a blastom past wrote Romeo crusp Die.
Speaker 1: Do you remember Romeo must Die in the movie. Oh, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: Romeo crust Die. Silver, Shawn of the Garlic Bread's Shawn
Speaker 1: of the Dead Shawn the Garlet Bread. That's wrong. That's great,
Speaker 1: Mark Hopkins, all right, who's winning the five hundred dollars
Speaker 1: in cash? I love Scooby Dough Andy, that's your money.
Speaker 5: Brilliant and all right.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm hoping that we could run the clock down,
Speaker 1: but got a minute to fill produce Tina, are you there? Mate?
Speaker 14: Hello?
Speaker 1: Radios La fufu is on Microsoft. Tina and Tina, where
Speaker 1: are we now? Negotiations with Tina's instant boyfriend for this
Speaker 1: Friday Radio Speeds eighteen Love on the lines.
Speaker 11: I thought we were told not to discuss that.
Speaker 1: I'll move us on.
Speaker 11: Can you help me?
Speaker 1: Christian's cab all the way to per from Cool and Gata.
Speaker 9: Can you help move Christian's cabana?
Speaker 1: Passing it on from listener to listener. Let's move Christian.
Speaker 12: Cabana.
Speaker 1: All right, we saw this two weeks ago one of
Speaker 1: our show, very exclusive Beach Cabanas. My idea was could
Speaker 1: we move it? Sorry, could you move it around the country?
Speaker 1: So we flew Josh on the show up to the
Speaker 1: Gold Coast Jazz Lovely listener called Chas met him at
Speaker 1: the airport and then it's moved from the Gold Coast
Speaker 1: to Sydney, Sydney to Melbourne. Tina, why tomra ask you?
Speaker 1: Two days later? What is the later? The latest with
Speaker 1: the cabanathon?
Speaker 14: Sorry, the cabana has a name. Now he's going by
Speaker 14: Colin the cabana.
Speaker 1: Ooh this is new.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 14: He's sitting with.
Speaker 6: Anne Marie in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: So Anne Marie has it.
Speaker 14: We now need to get it to Adela by Friday
Speaker 14: so it can then get taken to Port Augustus. So
Speaker 14: we need someone to pick it up from Henry in
Speaker 14: Melbourne tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Why do you sound so down about it, I'm down.
Speaker 6: He's a bit grumpy to the lift. No I heard
Speaker 6: about the lift for me yet five am.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know that's pretty harsh. I mean, I know, Pats,
Speaker 1: you can go on a bit with those stories that
Speaker 1: never ended, but don't do don't slam them with the
Speaker 1: door face as I please watch that the arrows pointing
Speaker 1: at each other where they click quick, quick close to
Speaker 1: open it up.
Speaker 14: Come on, I didn't even try.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the wheels have come off. At nine.
Speaker 1: It's a new feature idea sponsor by Chemist ware House
Speaker 1: or your tib Now tell me this. How did it
Speaker 1: get to Melbourne? I missed that bit Monday. Who do
Speaker 1: we need to thank because last week it was obviously
Speaker 1: stuck in Bateman's Bay.
Speaker 5: Yes, so I love listener.
Speaker 14: Karen picked it up from Bateman's Bay and took it
Speaker 14: to Gembrook and that's where Anne Marie picked it up
Speaker 14: from at the local post office there.
Speaker 1: I love that the local post office gem Brook and
Speaker 1: then jem Brooks and now it's in Melbourne CBD. Correct
Speaker 1: tomorrow only tomorrow only? Why tomorrow only? Is it get
Speaker 1: run out of town? If is there a date eight
Speaker 1: white tomorrow only?
Speaker 6: That's when Ann Maory's working in the city.
Speaker 14: Otherwise, you know.
Speaker 1: We have time limits, right, you're right, you're right, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: So what do we actually need this morning from our
Speaker 1: loveliness is how can they help right now? Teens?
Speaker 14: So if anyone's driving to Adelaide on Friday and wants
Speaker 14: to be in Melbourne tomorrow, call me thirteen fifty five
Speaker 14: twenty two.
Speaker 1: Oh that your own number? Now, yeah, that's my number,
Speaker 1: I know. Call Tina now. Also Tina's loveline come Friday.
Speaker 1: You want to get used to saying those numbers? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: get ready? You like that numbers? Maybe it's the Lucky
Speaker 1: Love numbers of thirteen fifty five twenty two. Alright, call
Speaker 1: Tina now, thirteen fifty five twenty two Team until tomorrow,
Speaker 1: Bye bye bye.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast