WEBVTT - FULLSHOW! Turns out cracking eggs on your kids head isn't the best parenting.. 🙄

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<v Speaker 1>Come on in. Oh my god, we're here, We're on here. Hello. Hello.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not gonna believe what I did.

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<v Speaker 3>I nearly knocked a woman out with a bag of poop.

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<v Speaker 2>Your own poo?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, was it human feces or your dog, Delilah?

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<v Speaker 3>No, So I was walking Delilah, and I get very distracted.

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<v Speaker 2>She had a poop.

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<v Speaker 3>I picked it up in the bag, tied in or not.

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<v Speaker 3>Then you have to just walk with it until you

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<v Speaker 3>get to a being.

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<v Speaker 4>No brute, I've seen you, you tied in or not,

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<v Speaker 4>and then you swing that thing around.

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<v Speaker 2>I do.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm because I'm a real fidgur if you even when

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<v Speaker 3>you look at me in the studio, I'm always moving

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<v Speaker 3>my legs in a chair, I'm moving my hands.

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<v Speaker 1>I talk my hands.

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<v Speaker 2>I've always like feeling around.

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<v Speaker 3>So I had this bag of poop and I was

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<v Speaker 3>just walking down the street on the phone, like having

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<v Speaker 3>a great day. And I was swinging the bag of

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<v Speaker 3>poop around in circles like a windmill. And then it

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<v Speaker 3>must have been a really solid poop.

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<v Speaker 2>In there, because it burst out mid swing.

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<v Speaker 3>It burst out the bottom of the poop bag and

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<v Speaker 3>flung horizontally like straight across the footpath and missed a girl.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm not kidding about twenty mil, like two centimes.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine this poof right in front.

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<v Speaker 3>She had to do that, you know, when you like

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<v Speaker 3>jump back out of the way.

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<v Speaker 2>She had to because I did a flying pop.

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<v Speaker 5>Can you imagine an actual and Delilah's turds look like

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<v Speaker 5>a man's poop. If that shit hit me in the

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<v Speaker 5>back of the leg as I was walking and I

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<v Speaker 5>turned around and it was from podcast radio star Brittany Hockey.

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<v Speaker 1>Who threw a pool out me, I'd be suing.

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<v Speaker 2>What if that's the headline? They think I'm throwing pooper people?

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<v Speaker 5>It just flung out the back, you know, Laura how

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<v Speaker 5>There's the pea jogger, there's the people that poo when

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<v Speaker 5>they're walking, bris the poop rower.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Hocky the poo slinger, if you get

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<v Speaker 2>him by.

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<v Speaker 4>Alright, Well, there is a new t talk trend that

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<v Speaker 4>has been sweeping the nation. A whole lot of parents

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<v Speaker 4>have been cracking eggs on their toddlers heads.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh these are so good, so dumb.

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<v Speaker 4>This is really controversial, and no, I have a few.

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<v Speaker 1>Feels about it.

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<v Speaker 2>It is not good.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch Jury, Oh god, all right, Mama Burns coming out.

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<v Speaker 5>Is she?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm going to be cross all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Mums of Australia rally around Laura.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, Mitch, you are usually the one who brings a

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<v Speaker 4>little TikTok trend to the pickup.

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<v Speaker 1>As the gen z on the show. Yes, I'm young.

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<v Speaker 1>I love a TikTok.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm young and hot, and I am old and not

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<v Speaker 4>as old, not hot old. Yeah, I'm in a little

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<v Speaker 4>bit old. But maybe that's why I'm a bit cranky

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<v Speaker 4>about this one. Okay, I've been on the TikTok recently.

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<v Speaker 4>I've seen a trend that is going viral. It's going

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<v Speaker 4>viral also on Instagram. Now you've heard of the egg

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<v Speaker 4>crack trend.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, this is hilarious, Brett, you do love this. It's

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<v Speaker 5>very funny. It's massive at the moment.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't talk so okay, well, no, it's big on

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<v Speaker 2>Instagram as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Basically, these parents, so many parents are making videos where

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<v Speaker 4>they will get their little kids, their toddlers mostly, and

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<v Speaker 4>they'll say, oh, we're going to make some cupcakes together,

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<v Speaker 4>We're going to crack some eggs. And then the little

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<v Speaker 4>kids are so excited. They're standing there over the bowl

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<v Speaker 4>and they'll go one, two, three, and then on the

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<v Speaker 4>count of three, instead of cracking the eggs on the bowl,

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<v Speaker 4>the parent turns around and cracks the egg right on

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<v Speaker 4>the forehead of the toddlers. No, this is not a thing.

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<v Speaker 4>It is not only is it a thing, it is

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<v Speaker 4>so viral at the moment. So these egg cracking viral videos.

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<v Speaker 4>There's been over six hundred and seventy million views on

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<v Speaker 4>this trend at the moment, and some of those individual

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<v Speaker 4>videos have been made have had over six million views individually.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, it is such a trend.

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<v Speaker 3>God, we're a bunch of sickos, aren't we.

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<v Speaker 1>I sorry, I read the room wrong. I thought we're

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<v Speaker 1>all laughing at this. Oh I'm not laughing.

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<v Speaker 2>I think this is ridiculou. I think this is so bad.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, there's been some research that's come out and like,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, some people are saying we could get everything.

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<v Speaker 2>We've been researching egg cracking on toddlers.

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<v Speaker 1>Heads the University of Cambridge.

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<v Speaker 4>No, there's been expert, like a child welfare experts who

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<v Speaker 4>come out and said, you know, your kids could get

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<v Speaker 4>salmonella because obviously.

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<v Speaker 5>Ya the skull dealing with raw eggs is really unhealthy

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<v Speaker 5>for children.

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<v Speaker 4>But you know what, I don't think that it's very

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<v Speaker 4>likely that kids are going to get salmonella from this trick.

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<v Speaker 4>But I think it is so cruel to be humiliating

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<v Speaker 4>your children for content.

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<v Speaker 2>And not only that. I know it's just an egg,

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<v Speaker 2>but try cracking an egg on your skull. That hurts.

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<v Speaker 4>And a little kid has such soft skin, they have

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<v Speaker 4>such soft head and doing that to them would only hurt.

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<v Speaker 2>How is any parent thinking this is okay.

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<v Speaker 1>It's funny, it's a bit of fun.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fine. No, but it's not funny. It's fun for

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<v Speaker 1>the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not fun for them.

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<v Speaker 5>They're not laughing the ones that I've seen the kids

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<v Speaker 5>are laugh mean, if the kid is tormented by these eggs,

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<v Speaker 5>go on there, then don't do it. But no, no,

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<v Speaker 5>if I growing up, I mean I was thrown into

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<v Speaker 5>a goddamn ceiling fan at the age of six months old.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at what is wrong with you, Mitch. I'm sure

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<v Speaker 2>it wasn't done on purpose.

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<v Speaker 5>You think the ceiling fan turned me gay? That what

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<v Speaker 5>you're trying to say, I would argue Producer Tony. You

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<v Speaker 5>go to the fridge and you get a Lily Dale

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<v Speaker 5>egg and I will throw it into my head.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't count tell you that it's funny.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it hurts, and if you're going to be

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<v Speaker 4>so fine with it, I will crack an egg on

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<v Speaker 4>your hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you pull that?

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<v Speaker 2>And you can well? Look, produce a Tony.

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<v Speaker 4>Knew that this is where you were going to go

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<v Speaker 4>with this, and she got it.

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<v Speaker 1>That predictable you are? Yes, did I get on my knees.

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<v Speaker 4>Get on your knees and let me crack an egg

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<v Speaker 4>on your scalp. I honestly think that this is such

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<v Speaker 4>a cruel thing.

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<v Speaker 2>To do to your kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm moving over next to you. Are you ready? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>But so, but you have to do it. You have

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<v Speaker 1>to have the element of surprise.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's do it. Take my breath on account of

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<v Speaker 2>one two.

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<v Speaker 1>In his hair? Look at how low you absolute?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think it's supposed to putney you.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely actually? Okay, Laura, Laura, absolutely you which let.

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<v Speaker 2>Me explain.

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<v Speaker 3>This is not a visual medium. Let me talk to

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<v Speaker 3>listeners through. Laura has just cracked an egg in Mitch's

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<v Speaker 3>lush's hair on his forehead.

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<v Speaker 2>Even he missed, I missed his forehead.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get someone out.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at the sides of his head. How did you

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<v Speaker 2>miss that? It's a giant egg egg? All right, Mitch

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<v Speaker 2>tell me this. Did you enjoy that? No, well, then

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<v Speaker 2>we should stop.

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<v Speaker 1>Doing a I retract my point.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's that's the study we were talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>It's in my mouth, it's all over my head.

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<v Speaker 1>Moms of Australia stopped throwing eggs at people. We're back

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<v Speaker 1>after these.

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<v Speaker 5>I hate to pick up right around Australia, Laura and

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<v Speaker 5>Mitch here thanks to chemists warehouse heading today great savings

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<v Speaker 5>every single bloody day.

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<v Speaker 3>We all know we're in a bit of an economical crisis.

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<v Speaker 3>There are a lot of people struggling with a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of things, particularly here in Australia. The cost of groceries

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<v Speaker 3>and food is wild.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a petrol Like, we.

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<v Speaker 3>Can walk into a supermarket now. I think I went

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<v Speaker 3>to the supermarket the other day. I walked out with

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<v Speaker 3>like what was just one bag, but like I had

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<v Speaker 3>nothing in it and it was over one hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, okay, is that that really expensive? Danish?

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<v Speaker 5>Better than brit lives on marinetta, goats, cheese and cavia

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<v Speaker 5>and lobster taale.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we can all take a leaf. It should

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<v Speaker 3>be pun intended, a leaf out of this couple's book.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a couple in the US, Eric Lewis, he's forty

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<v Speaker 3>one and Jess Russell is twenty six, and they have

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<v Speaker 3>figured out a brilliant way to save money on their groceries.

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<v Speaker 3>They only buy the bare minimum grocery.

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<v Speaker 1>Fantastic.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how much do they spend?

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<v Speaker 1>And Laurie, you've got kids, this's been really good tip

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<v Speaker 1>for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, we spend so much money on food and my

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<v Speaker 2>husband eats every.

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<v Speaker 1>Much a week.

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<v Speaker 3>They only spend They're spending like forty fifty bucks a

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<v Speaker 3>week on grocery for two adults.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is wild.

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<v Speaker 3>What they are doing is foraging and eating roadkill. Oh

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<v Speaker 3>oh wow, Yes, so they have decided that they call

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<v Speaker 3>themselves foragers. They forage for like mushrooms and coconuts, avocados

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<v Speaker 3>and berries.

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<v Speaker 4>And foraging makes it sound really quite lovely, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>No scraping up road kill on the side of the

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<v Speaker 4>road with a shovel. How does one check the freshness

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<v Speaker 4>of such roadkill.

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<v Speaker 3>Some of the protein that they go for they will

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<v Speaker 3>rely on trapping wild hogs iuanas eggs from yeah, yeah, listen,

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<v Speaker 3>wild hog. Well the road kill that they eat a

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<v Speaker 3>deer because they say a carcass can provide up to

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<v Speaker 3>one hundred pounds of meat. Possums, groundhogs, squirrel, turkey's ducks.

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<v Speaker 3>They don't discriminate on the road kill.

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<v Speaker 4>They absolutely should it as a whole entiety, they should

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<v Speaker 4>start discriminating and looking at roadkill and thinking I probably

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<v Speaker 4>shouldn't eat that.

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<v Speaker 1>So discrimination of.

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<v Speaker 5>The world in Narnia are they're eating swans and this

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<v Speaker 5>is in Florida.

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't even know the hat hoogs, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Fry flamingo for dinner.

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<v Speaker 4>I know that we've just come out of a really

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<v Speaker 4>warm winter and global warming, maybe taking a hole, but

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<v Speaker 4>eating grog kill seems like taking it a step too far.

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<v Speaker 3>What would okay? So what would don't even think about this?

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<v Speaker 3>Quick answer? You have to eat rog kill?

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<v Speaker 1>What is it?

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<v Speaker 2>What animal is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>I got one easy springs to mind straight away. One

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<v Speaker 5>bat kangaroo is lean. Oh and it's heaps off so

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<v Speaker 5>many specif're driving to the snow now, one bat would

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<v Speaker 5>be like one bad wo'd be nice to be like pork.

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<v Speaker 5>I reckon fatty in a burrow. They're slow cook themselves.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't okay.

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<v Speaker 4>My issue that I have is there's no use by

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<v Speaker 4>date on these animals. It's not like you're going down

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<v Speaker 4>the side of the freeway and you're like, oh, that

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<v Speaker 4>one's only been there for four hours.

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<v Speaker 1>I think one kicks.

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<v Speaker 2>It depends on how cold. Oh you think it's because they're.

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<v Speaker 3>Stiff, floating stiffness, maggots, no flies that they start to

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<v Speaker 3>smell off, go off. I reckon, it's got to be

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<v Speaker 3>a road kill of four hours, would you pick? I reckon.

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<v Speaker 3>A snake could be tasty, Oh yeah, nice protein or

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how much road kill this is, but

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<v Speaker 3>maybe like a camel in terms of like practicality, like

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<v Speaker 3>it's quite a lot of meat in there.

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<v Speaker 4>This can't be true, and it's disgusting, and this I

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<v Speaker 4>don't understand.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, girls, turn around.

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<v Speaker 5>Produced attorney has lined up a fresh possible bring.

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<v Speaker 1>It in, some garlic. But I bring it in.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's give it a go. Well anything, well, budgets are tied.

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<v Speaker 5>It could be a good it could be a good sample.

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<v Speaker 1>We should bring this in.

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<v Speaker 4>And look, I know that things are stressful for a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of people, but this is really scraping the bottom

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<v Speaker 4>of the barrel.

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<v Speaker 5>I've seen your kids of the road walking your around

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<v Speaker 5>your house having seaweed, seaweed snacks.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll eat possum. No, they probably would, probably would, probably would.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean they eat dog foods.

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<v Speaker 1>So whatever. The bars already very low.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, well coming up, I reckon, I have seen

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<v Speaker 4>the most ossiest of ossie things that there ever was

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<v Speaker 4>to be seen.

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<v Speaker 5>The honey badger carb Steve Irwin, you're kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>Patty Newton writ a.

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<v Speaker 4>Kangaroo doubles pluggers, guys, even ossier than that.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, I'll tell you all about it. All right, that's next.

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<v Speaker 1>You're at the pickup.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, it's the pickup. Welcome back you Laura and Mitch here. Well,

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<v Speaker 5>thanks to Chempis warehouse. Why don't your head in today

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<v Speaker 5>you get great savings every day.

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<v Speaker 4>We OSSI's do so many things that are truly odd,

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<v Speaker 4>and I think we have our little own Aussie euphemisms.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, So last weekend I was away on Maggie Island,

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<v Speaker 4>which is probably the most aussy place in.

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<v Speaker 2>All of Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>Just shortened it magnetic.

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<v Speaker 4>That's Maggie Island everyone, because I'm an aussy No, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>Magnetic Island. If you've never been, let me describe what

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<v Speaker 4>this place is like. It is caught in a time warp.

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<v Speaker 4>It is truly fresh out of the eighties. There's no

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<v Speaker 4>traffic lights on the whole island. It's just like it's

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<v Speaker 4>so laid back. It's kind of like beautiful tropical. But

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even know there koalas everywhere. It is just contact.

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<v Speaker 4>When you're there, you know everything. It's just the most beautiful,

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<v Speaker 4>laid back place to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it seems beautiful.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a very small population of people who live on

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<v Speaker 4>the island, maybe about two thousand people who actually lived there,

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<v Speaker 4>but most people kind of come back and forth on

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<v Speaker 4>the ferry from towns or mainland or it's there as

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<v Speaker 4>a holiday place.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's kind of it, right.

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<v Speaker 4>I think crocodiles there, yeah, but only on one side

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<v Speaker 4>and on one side of the island it's a tiger

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<v Speaker 4>shark breeding ground as well, like it's a.

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<v Speaker 2>Wild place to be there.

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<v Speaker 4>Everything there's rock wallabies, like any Australian thing that you

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<v Speaker 4>can think of is there on Maggie Island. And your dad,

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<v Speaker 4>am I dad, because he is very ozzy. Here's the

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<v Speaker 4>ossiest man through and through. Dad used to drag us

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<v Speaker 4>camping as little kids and like, oh, fishing. He would

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<v Speaker 4>take no food when we went camping and he'd be like,

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<v Speaker 4>anything you catch, that's what you eat.

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<v Speaker 2>It's we were seven.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, if that sets what that's like growing

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<v Speaker 3>up with my doubt there wrestling the crocs yext.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So we were we hid ourselves a little car

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<v Speaker 4>and we were doing the cute little trip across the

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<v Speaker 4>island and we were driving around. There's this one point

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<v Speaker 4>on Maggie Island where there's a bit of a bend

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<v Speaker 4>in the cliff right and right as we were coming

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<v Speaker 4>around the bend, a tree had come down across the road.

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<v Speaker 2>It must have only just happened a couple of minutes earlier.

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<v Speaker 4>Very Australian of it, a very Australia was a gum

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<v Speaker 4>tree as well. Yeah, now I think I saw the

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<v Speaker 4>most fuzzy thing that has ever happened in my life.

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<v Speaker 4>It was us in one car, me and my husband

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<v Speaker 4>Matt in front of that. It was a woman in

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<v Speaker 4>a ute and we both get out of the car

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<v Speaker 4>because it's there's not many people around, there's no like

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<v Speaker 4>emergency services, like, who do you call when you're in

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<v Speaker 4>the middle of the island with no reception, Terry brn. No.

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<v Speaker 4>We walk up to the tree and we're like, what

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<v Speaker 4>are we gonna do? You can't drive around, it, can't

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<v Speaker 4>go under it can't go over it. And the woman goes, ah,

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<v Speaker 4>don't worry, loves oh like chainsaw in the boot and

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<v Speaker 4>she walks across to the back of her ute and

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<v Speaker 4>fair enough, she pulls back the tarp and there's a

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<v Speaker 4>chainsaw and so she's in a pair of thongs and

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<v Speaker 4>she walks over and she starts chopping up this tree

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<v Speaker 4>and cutting up into little bits of pieces. And there's

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<v Speaker 4>my beautiful city slicking husband and a pair of crocs

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<v Speaker 4>dragging little tiny branches over to.

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<v Speaker 1>The side of the road. Purple crocs did he had right?

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<v Speaker 2>They're like lilac colored, soft lilac crocs.

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<v Speaker 4>He's like, and he's dragging it across, and there's this

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<v Speaker 4>woman who's wielding a chainsaw back and forth. And it

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<v Speaker 4>was a moment where I sat there and I was like, Wow,

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<v Speaker 4>this is truly emasculating for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Matt, but I love you.

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<v Speaker 5>Well.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope that was your internal monologue.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't say now loud?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you know?

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<v Speaker 4>He got in the car and said, I'm a true hero.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a true as a hero through and through.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what he knows.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't watch your lady.

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<v Speaker 3>Chop down a tree for you and not know, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>the things that happened on Maggie Island.

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<v Speaker 5>Everyone stays, she said on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually yeah. A couple of days later, all right, that's

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<v Speaker 1>us done. You can podcast the show on iHeart.

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<v Speaker 5>Just search the pick up pretty self explanatory and you'll

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<v Speaker 5>get all of us and you can catch up and well,

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<v Speaker 5>what are you standing by tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 2>Babbee