Speaker 1: Come on in. Oh my god, we're here, We're on here. Hello. Hello.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna believe what I did.
Speaker 3: I nearly knocked a woman out with a bag of poop.
Speaker 2: Your own poo?
Speaker 1: Well, was it human feces or your dog, Delilah?
Speaker 3: No, So I was walking Delilah, and I get very distracted.
Speaker 2: She had a poop.
Speaker 3: I picked it up in the bag, tied in or not.
Speaker 3: Then you have to just walk with it until you
Speaker 3: get to a being.
Speaker 4: No brute, I've seen you, you tied in or not,
Speaker 4: and then you swing that thing around.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 3: I'm because I'm a real fidgur if you even when
Speaker 3: you look at me in the studio, I'm always moving
Speaker 3: my legs in a chair, I'm moving my hands.
Speaker 1: I talk my hands.
Speaker 2: I've always like feeling around.
Speaker 3: So I had this bag of poop and I was
Speaker 3: just walking down the street on the phone, like having
Speaker 3: a great day. And I was swinging the bag of
Speaker 3: poop around in circles like a windmill. And then it
Speaker 3: must have been a really solid poop.
Speaker 2: In there, because it burst out mid swing.
Speaker 3: It burst out the bottom of the poop bag and
Speaker 3: flung horizontally like straight across the footpath and missed a girl.
Speaker 3: But I'm not kidding about twenty mil, like two centimes.
Speaker 1: Imagine this poof right in front.
Speaker 3: She had to do that, you know, when you like
Speaker 3: jump back out of the way.
Speaker 2: She had to because I did a flying pop.
Speaker 5: Can you imagine an actual and Delilah's turds look like
Speaker 5: a man's poop. If that shit hit me in the
Speaker 5: back of the leg as I was walking and I
Speaker 5: turned around and it was from podcast radio star Brittany Hockey.
Speaker 1: Who threw a pool out me, I'd be suing.
Speaker 2: What if that's the headline? They think I'm throwing pooper people?
Speaker 5: It just flung out the back, you know, Laura how
Speaker 5: There's the pea jogger, there's the people that poo when
Speaker 5: they're walking, bris the poop rower.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Hocky the poo slinger, if you get
Speaker 2: him by.
Speaker 4: Alright, Well, there is a new t talk trend that
Speaker 4: has been sweeping the nation. A whole lot of parents
Speaker 4: have been cracking eggs on their toddlers heads.
Speaker 1: Oh these are so good, so dumb.
Speaker 4: This is really controversial, and no, I have a few.
Speaker 1: Feels about it.
Speaker 2: It is not good.
Speaker 1: Mitch Jury, Oh god, all right, Mama Burns coming out.
Speaker 5: Is she?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to be cross all right.
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Speaker 4: Now, Mitch, you are usually the one who brings a
Speaker 4: little TikTok trend to the pickup.
Speaker 1: As the gen z on the show. Yes, I'm young.
Speaker 1: I love a TikTok.
Speaker 4: I'm young and hot, and I am old and not
Speaker 4: as old, not hot old. Yeah, I'm in a little
Speaker 4: bit old. But maybe that's why I'm a bit cranky
Speaker 4: about this one. Okay, I've been on the TikTok recently.
Speaker 4: I've seen a trend that is going viral. It's going
Speaker 4: viral also on Instagram. Now you've heard of the egg
Speaker 4: crack trend.
Speaker 5: Oh, this is hilarious, Brett, you do love this. It's
Speaker 5: very funny. It's massive at the moment.
Speaker 2: I don't talk so okay, well, no, it's big on
Speaker 2: Instagram as well.
Speaker 4: Basically, these parents, so many parents are making videos where
Speaker 4: they will get their little kids, their toddlers mostly, and
Speaker 4: they'll say, oh, we're going to make some cupcakes together,
Speaker 4: We're going to crack some eggs. And then the little
Speaker 4: kids are so excited. They're standing there over the bowl
Speaker 4: and they'll go one, two, three, and then on the
Speaker 4: count of three, instead of cracking the eggs on the bowl,
Speaker 4: the parent turns around and cracks the egg right on
Speaker 4: the forehead of the toddlers. No, this is not a thing.
Speaker 4: It is not only is it a thing, it is
Speaker 4: so viral at the moment. So these egg cracking viral videos.
Speaker 4: There's been over six hundred and seventy million views on
Speaker 4: this trend at the moment, and some of those individual
Speaker 4: videos have been made have had over six million views individually.
Speaker 2: Like, it is such a trend.
Speaker 3: God, we're a bunch of sickos, aren't we.
Speaker 1: I sorry, I read the room wrong. I thought we're
Speaker 1: all laughing at this. Oh I'm not laughing.
Speaker 2: I think this is ridiculou. I think this is so bad.
Speaker 4: Okay, there's been some research that's come out and like,
Speaker 4: you know, some people are saying we could get everything.
Speaker 2: We've been researching egg cracking on toddlers.
Speaker 1: Heads the University of Cambridge.
Speaker 4: No, there's been expert, like a child welfare experts who
Speaker 4: come out and said, you know, your kids could get
Speaker 4: salmonella because obviously.
Speaker 5: Ya the skull dealing with raw eggs is really unhealthy
Speaker 5: for children.
Speaker 4: But you know what, I don't think that it's very
Speaker 4: likely that kids are going to get salmonella from this trick.
Speaker 4: But I think it is so cruel to be humiliating
Speaker 4: your children for content.
Speaker 2: And not only that. I know it's just an egg,
Speaker 2: but try cracking an egg on your skull. That hurts.
Speaker 4: And a little kid has such soft skin, they have
Speaker 4: such soft head and doing that to them would only hurt.
Speaker 2: How is any parent thinking this is okay.
Speaker 1: It's funny, it's a bit of fun.
Speaker 2: It's so funny.
Speaker 1: It's fine. No, but it's not funny. It's fun for
Speaker 1: the kids.
Speaker 2: It's not fun for them.
Speaker 5: They're not laughing the ones that I've seen the kids
Speaker 5: are laugh mean, if the kid is tormented by these eggs,
Speaker 5: go on there, then don't do it. But no, no,
Speaker 5: if I growing up, I mean I was thrown into
Speaker 5: a goddamn ceiling fan at the age of six months old.
Speaker 2: Look at what is wrong with you, Mitch. I'm sure
Speaker 2: it wasn't done on purpose.
Speaker 5: You think the ceiling fan turned me gay? That what
Speaker 5: you're trying to say, I would argue Producer Tony. You
Speaker 5: go to the fridge and you get a Lily Dale
Speaker 5: egg and I will throw it into my head.
Speaker 1: I don't count tell you that it's funny.
Speaker 4: I think it hurts, and if you're going to be
Speaker 4: so fine with it, I will crack an egg on
Speaker 4: your hand.
Speaker 1: Did you pull that?
Speaker 2: And you can well? Look, produce a Tony.
Speaker 4: Knew that this is where you were going to go
Speaker 4: with this, and she got it.
Speaker 1: That predictable you are? Yes, did I get on my knees.
Speaker 4: Get on your knees and let me crack an egg
Speaker 4: on your scalp. I honestly think that this is such
Speaker 4: a cruel thing.
Speaker 2: To do to your kid.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm moving over next to you. Are you ready? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But so, but you have to do it. You have
Speaker 1: to have the element of surprise.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's do it. Take my breath on account of
Speaker 2: one two.
Speaker 1: In his hair? Look at how low you absolute?
Speaker 3: I don't think it's supposed to putney you.
Speaker 1: Absolutely actually? Okay, Laura, Laura, absolutely you which let.
Speaker 2: Me explain.
Speaker 3: This is not a visual medium. Let me talk to
Speaker 3: listeners through. Laura has just cracked an egg in Mitch's
Speaker 3: lush's hair on his forehead.
Speaker 2: Even he missed, I missed his forehead.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get someone out.
Speaker 2: Look at the sides of his head. How did you
Speaker 2: miss that? It's a giant egg egg? All right, Mitch
Speaker 2: tell me this. Did you enjoy that? No, well, then
Speaker 2: we should stop.
Speaker 1: Doing a I retract my point.
Speaker 3: And that's that's the study we were talking about.
Speaker 2: It's in my mouth, it's all over my head.
Speaker 1: Moms of Australia stopped throwing eggs at people. We're back
Speaker 1: after these.
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Speaker 3: We all know we're in a bit of an economical crisis.
Speaker 3: There are a lot of people struggling with a lot
Speaker 3: of things, particularly here in Australia. The cost of groceries
Speaker 3: and food is wild.
Speaker 1: I've got a petrol Like, we.
Speaker 3: Can walk into a supermarket now. I think I went
Speaker 3: to the supermarket the other day. I walked out with
Speaker 3: like what was just one bag, but like I had
Speaker 3: nothing in it and it was over one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, is that that really expensive? Danish?
Speaker 5: Better than brit lives on marinetta, goats, cheese and cavia
Speaker 5: and lobster taale.
Speaker 3: I think we can all take a leaf. It should
Speaker 3: be pun intended, a leaf out of this couple's book.
Speaker 3: There's a couple in the US, Eric Lewis, he's forty
Speaker 3: one and Jess Russell is twenty six, and they have
Speaker 3: figured out a brilliant way to save money on their groceries.
Speaker 3: They only buy the bare minimum grocery.
Speaker 1: Fantastic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how much do they spend?
Speaker 1: And Laurie, you've got kids, this's been really good tip
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: Oh, we spend so much money on food and my
Speaker 2: husband eats every.
Speaker 1: Much a week.
Speaker 3: They only spend They're spending like forty fifty bucks a
Speaker 3: week on grocery for two adults.
Speaker 2: So this is wild.
Speaker 3: What they are doing is foraging and eating roadkill. Oh
Speaker 3: oh wow, Yes, so they have decided that they call
Speaker 3: themselves foragers. They forage for like mushrooms and coconuts, avocados
Speaker 3: and berries.
Speaker 4: And foraging makes it sound really quite lovely, doesn't it.
Speaker 4: No scraping up road kill on the side of the
Speaker 4: road with a shovel. How does one check the freshness
Speaker 4: of such roadkill.
Speaker 3: Some of the protein that they go for they will
Speaker 3: rely on trapping wild hogs iuanas eggs from yeah, yeah, listen,
Speaker 3: wild hog. Well the road kill that they eat a
Speaker 3: deer because they say a carcass can provide up to
Speaker 3: one hundred pounds of meat. Possums, groundhogs, squirrel, turkey's ducks.
Speaker 3: They don't discriminate on the road kill.
Speaker 4: They absolutely should it as a whole entiety, they should
Speaker 4: start discriminating and looking at roadkill and thinking I probably
Speaker 4: shouldn't eat that.
Speaker 1: So discrimination of.
Speaker 5: The world in Narnia are they're eating swans and this
Speaker 5: is in Florida.
Speaker 3: Why don't even know the hat hoogs, the.
Speaker 1: Fry flamingo for dinner.
Speaker 4: I know that we've just come out of a really
Speaker 4: warm winter and global warming, maybe taking a hole, but
Speaker 4: eating grog kill seems like taking it a step too far.
Speaker 3: What would okay? So what would don't even think about this?
Speaker 3: Quick answer? You have to eat rog kill?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: What animal is it?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: I got one easy springs to mind straight away. One
Speaker 5: bat kangaroo is lean. Oh and it's heaps off so
Speaker 5: many specif're driving to the snow now, one bat would
Speaker 5: be like one bad wo'd be nice to be like pork.
Speaker 5: I reckon fatty in a burrow. They're slow cook themselves.
Speaker 2: I don't okay.
Speaker 4: My issue that I have is there's no use by
Speaker 4: date on these animals. It's not like you're going down
Speaker 4: the side of the freeway and you're like, oh, that
Speaker 4: one's only been there for four hours.
Speaker 1: I think one kicks.
Speaker 2: It depends on how cold. Oh you think it's because they're.
Speaker 3: Stiff, floating stiffness, maggots, no flies that they start to
Speaker 3: smell off, go off. I reckon, it's got to be
Speaker 3: a road kill of four hours, would you pick? I reckon.
Speaker 3: A snake could be tasty, Oh yeah, nice protein or
Speaker 3: I don't know how much road kill this is, but
Speaker 3: maybe like a camel in terms of like practicality, like
Speaker 3: it's quite a lot of meat in there.
Speaker 4: This can't be true, and it's disgusting, and this I
Speaker 4: don't understand.
Speaker 1: Well, girls, turn around.
Speaker 5: Produced attorney has lined up a fresh possible bring.
Speaker 1: It in, some garlic. But I bring it in.
Speaker 5: Let's give it a go. Well anything, well, budgets are tied.
Speaker 5: It could be a good it could be a good sample.
Speaker 1: We should bring this in.
Speaker 4: And look, I know that things are stressful for a
Speaker 4: lot of people, but this is really scraping the bottom
Speaker 4: of the barrel.
Speaker 5: I've seen your kids of the road walking your around
Speaker 5: your house having seaweed, seaweed snacks.
Speaker 1: They'll eat possum. No, they probably would, probably would, probably would.
Speaker 2: I mean they eat dog foods.
Speaker 1: So whatever. The bars already very low.
Speaker 4: All right, well coming up, I reckon, I have seen
Speaker 4: the most ossiest of ossie things that there ever was
Speaker 4: to be seen.
Speaker 5: The honey badger carb Steve Irwin, you're kidding.
Speaker 1: Patty Newton writ a.
Speaker 4: Kangaroo doubles pluggers, guys, even ossier than that.
Speaker 1: Wow, I'll tell you all about it. All right, that's next.
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Speaker 4: We OSSI's do so many things that are truly odd,
Speaker 4: and I think we have our little own Aussie euphemisms.
Speaker 4: All right, So last weekend I was away on Maggie Island,
Speaker 4: which is probably the most aussy place in.
Speaker 2: All of Australia.
Speaker 1: Just shortened it magnetic.
Speaker 4: That's Maggie Island everyone, because I'm an aussy No, okay,
Speaker 4: Magnetic Island. If you've never been, let me describe what
Speaker 4: this place is like. It is caught in a time warp.
Speaker 4: It is truly fresh out of the eighties. There's no
Speaker 4: traffic lights on the whole island. It's just like it's
Speaker 4: so laid back. It's kind of like beautiful tropical. But
Speaker 4: I don't even know there koalas everywhere. It is just contact.
Speaker 4: When you're there, you know everything. It's just the most beautiful,
Speaker 4: laid back place to be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it seems beautiful.
Speaker 4: There's a very small population of people who live on
Speaker 4: the island, maybe about two thousand people who actually lived there,
Speaker 4: but most people kind of come back and forth on
Speaker 4: the ferry from towns or mainland or it's there as
Speaker 4: a holiday place.
Speaker 2: And that's kind of it, right.
Speaker 4: I think crocodiles there, yeah, but only on one side
Speaker 4: and on one side of the island it's a tiger
Speaker 4: shark breeding ground as well, like it's a.
Speaker 2: Wild place to be there.
Speaker 4: Everything there's rock wallabies, like any Australian thing that you
Speaker 4: can think of is there on Maggie Island. And your dad,
Speaker 4: am I dad, because he is very ozzy. Here's the
Speaker 4: ossiest man through and through. Dad used to drag us
Speaker 4: camping as little kids and like, oh, fishing. He would
Speaker 4: take no food when we went camping and he'd be like,
Speaker 4: anything you catch, that's what you eat.
Speaker 2: It's we were seven.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, if that sets what that's like growing
Speaker 3: up with my doubt there wrestling the crocs yext.
Speaker 4: Okay, So we were we hid ourselves a little car
Speaker 4: and we were doing the cute little trip across the
Speaker 4: island and we were driving around. There's this one point
Speaker 4: on Maggie Island where there's a bit of a bend
Speaker 4: in the cliff right and right as we were coming
Speaker 4: around the bend, a tree had come down across the road.
Speaker 2: It must have only just happened a couple of minutes earlier.
Speaker 4: Very Australian of it, a very Australia was a gum
Speaker 4: tree as well. Yeah, now I think I saw the
Speaker 4: most fuzzy thing that has ever happened in my life.
Speaker 4: It was us in one car, me and my husband
Speaker 4: Matt in front of that. It was a woman in
Speaker 4: a ute and we both get out of the car
Speaker 4: because it's there's not many people around, there's no like
Speaker 4: emergency services, like, who do you call when you're in
Speaker 4: the middle of the island with no reception, Terry brn. No.
Speaker 4: We walk up to the tree and we're like, what
Speaker 4: are we gonna do? You can't drive around, it, can't
Speaker 4: go under it can't go over it. And the woman goes, ah,
Speaker 4: don't worry, loves oh like chainsaw in the boot and
Speaker 4: she walks across to the back of her ute and
Speaker 4: fair enough, she pulls back the tarp and there's a
Speaker 4: chainsaw and so she's in a pair of thongs and
Speaker 4: she walks over and she starts chopping up this tree
Speaker 4: and cutting up into little bits of pieces. And there's
Speaker 4: my beautiful city slicking husband and a pair of crocs
Speaker 4: dragging little tiny branches over to.
Speaker 1: The side of the road. Purple crocs did he had right?
Speaker 2: They're like lilac colored, soft lilac crocs.
Speaker 4: He's like, and he's dragging it across, and there's this
Speaker 4: woman who's wielding a chainsaw back and forth. And it
Speaker 4: was a moment where I sat there and I was like, Wow,
Speaker 4: this is truly emasculating for you.
Speaker 2: Matt, but I love you.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 2: I hope that was your internal monologue.
Speaker 1: You didn't say now loud?
Speaker 3: Did you know?
Speaker 4: He got in the car and said, I'm a true hero.
Speaker 4: I'm a true as a hero through and through.
Speaker 3: You know what he knows.
Speaker 2: You can't watch your lady.
Speaker 3: Chop down a tree for you and not know, you know,
Speaker 3: the things that happened on Maggie Island.
Speaker 5: Everyone stays, she said on the radio.
Speaker 1: Actually yeah. A couple of days later, all right, that's
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