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Speaker 2: Yeah, good afternoon everyone, Yeah we look it was. It

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Speaker 2: was a hell of an afternoon. I was going kind

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Speaker 2: of well up until the point where your dad revealed

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Speaker 2: the billboard to us, which was, you know, well, well,

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Speaker 2: I'm looking at the beautiful, beautiful digital team here have

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Speaker 2: done as a favor and projected it onto us, onto

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Speaker 3: You look like a bald Mario.

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Speaker 2: You look kind of.

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Speaker 4: Like I look like Mask of Sorrow.

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Speaker 3: I look like I look like, well.

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Speaker 2: I look a lots moaller than you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that fits.

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Speaker 2: I think we look like Vietnamese fishermen. That's what I

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Speaker 2: said before. A bit of that going on.

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Speaker 3: I feel like there's more of a Spanish Spanish Spanish

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Speaker 2: Look, oh yeah, no, I can see that. Yeah, you're

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Speaker 2: your your god and your mustache.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I reckon.

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Speaker 4: I look at who's the dude in the Mask of Zorrow,

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Speaker 4: the main guy.

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Speaker 3: I look like Anthonio man that is Sorrow Sorrow. That

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Speaker 3: is he's done.

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Speaker 4: He's done rough by you will it's not your I

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Speaker 4: mean that, I look like you've got more hair than that.

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Speaker 4: He's giving you the George Gastanzas as well.

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Speaker 3: You look like an Italian George Stanza.

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Speaker 2: Look he's given me a mustache. Yeah, that was weird.

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Speaker 3: I think he ran out of time and just forgot

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Speaker 3: to do the beard. He also forgot to do both

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Speaker 2: Look if we haven't seen it, it's on our instagram.

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Speaker 2: What he faced it with? What you can't see for yourselves, guys.

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Speaker 2: A remarkable billboard. And then you know, following that, we

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Speaker 2: were planning on driving the billboards. Keep slapping my microphone around,

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Speaker 2: Yeah we were. We were meant to be driving the

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Speaker 2: don't you slap your microphone job, don't you tell me?

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Speaker 5: So?

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Speaker 2: We're meant to be drug biboard looking forward to and

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Speaker 2: we didn't because he wood he well he saw his

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Speaker 2: canal the the billboard out of the front of the building.

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Speaker 3: I got excited in front of the easter traffic. Yeah

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Speaker 3: that was bad. A lot of people were hitting the

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Speaker 3: road when you go over the long weekend excited. I

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Speaker 3: just didn't really think about, Well, so the thing with

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Speaker 3: back in the trailer, which I didn't realize is right,

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Speaker 3: men's left, left, mens right, that whole thing. And you've

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Speaker 3: also got to like left to right. You've got to

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Speaker 3: like cradle it. Yeah, see cradling I knew nothing of

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Speaker 3: uh and I ended up jack knife in this sort

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Speaker 3: of in the middle of a street. Too much to

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Speaker 3: say this podcast.

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Speaker 4: I will say though, for the listeners here behind the

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Speaker 4: scenes stuff, there was madness for the producers trying to

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Speaker 4: control that street. There were cars coming left, right and

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Speaker 4: center while Wood he got that stuck.

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Speaker 3: There was no way of moving. Wasn't that like? We

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Speaker 3: were genuinely like that Austin Powers scene where he's backing

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Speaker 2: Not to mention the fact that everyone just wanted to

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Speaker 2: there was a giant billboard with two Spanish fishermen on

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Speaker 2: the front of it, in front of in front of

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Speaker 2: the Great Wall of China, which was in India. I mean,

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Speaker 2: it was really it really was. Comedy is best. And yeah,

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Speaker 2: we've we've got Steve to thank for that. We thank

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Speaker 2: the guys, we've got the guys that paintback to thank

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Speaker 2: for that for helping us out with the billboard. Sadly

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Speaker 2: didn't go anywhere, but well, Steve drive around for a

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Speaker 3: We took it for a joy, right, hewaged it. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you'll hear that in this podcast.

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Speaker 4: You'll hear we went live with all this stuff, so

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Speaker 4: you'll hear the calamity that was us doing all of

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Speaker 4: this in this podcast. But right at the end, I

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Speaker 4: think Dad totally redeems himself. So I don't know how

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Speaker 4: he did it, but he unwdged the billboard and was

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Speaker 4: you'll hear it's good stuff.

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Speaker 2: Enjoy, guys, enjoy your Easter as well. Yeah, Woods has

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Speaker 2: been delivering Christian messages all throughout the show. You got

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Speaker 2: a final one for everyone.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, be good to your mom, be good to your dad.

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Speaker 3: If you don't like your cat, let it out at night. Cheers, guys,

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Speaker 2: And where is bund.

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Speaker 2: I can listen. Listen, listen hate swelling money on your

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Speaker 2: Thursday afternoon. Happy East to everyone, just cracking into the

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Speaker 2: Easter weekend. You know, the Easter message is largely about

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Speaker 2: you know, new life and new hope, whereas I feel

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Speaker 2: like this is, you know, well new death for our

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Speaker 2: radio show. Well hang on, well we we If you're

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Speaker 2: just joining us. If you're just joining us. We are

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Speaker 2: live out in the street, out in front of the

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Speaker 2: station Woods, and you've organized our dad. Our dad, your

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Speaker 2: very much as he embraces me and punches you in

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Speaker 2: there as he sweeps sweeps you.

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Speaker 3: Aside, he's chosen his favorite s.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, you've organized our dad, yeah, yeah, yeah, to paint

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Speaker 2: our only ever billboard.

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Speaker 3: If you've missed anything, actually have a listen to this.

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Speaker 3: It's a landmark day for us, my friend.

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Speaker 4: I have made a substantial business deal.

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Speaker 3: What is the one thing this show has never had?

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Speaker 2: Class WHOA, yeah, probably true.

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Speaker 3: We've never had a billboard? You know how I did

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Speaker 3: that wedding a few weeks ago. Instead of receiving money

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Speaker 3: for the wedding, yep, I have been given access to

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Speaker 3: a billboard. What it's a huge billboard on a trailer.

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Speaker 3: We've got it for a full twenty four hours. Small caveat.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't actually afford anyone to do the billboard, but

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Speaker 3: luckily my old man has agreed to do it for free.

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Speaker 2: So for our only piece of visible advertising. Ever, your dad,

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Speaker 2: who's not a painter, has two days to paint.

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Speaker 7: Doesn't sound good.

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Speaker 2: This is just where the problem started.

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Speaker 4: And you also informed me over text message this morning

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Speaker 3: Though with actually getting it done.

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Speaker 7: Who's getting.

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Speaker 3: You're an artist paint? But luckily Australia came to our call. Tiana,

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Speaker 3: you've got some paints that you want to provide for

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Speaker 3: the billboard.

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Speaker 9: I've got a full garage anything.

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Speaker 3: Dad.

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Speaker 4: There is one other small hurdle about the well we

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Speaker 10: Vehicle to paul, but that was only half the problem

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Speaker 10: solved and thankfully, once again for Woody and.

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Speaker 2: His dad's sake, you guys came to our Amanda, you've

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Speaker 10: Hey guys here going very well.

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Speaker 2: Thank you you've been you've been listening along to this,

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Speaker 2: have you?

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Speaker 11: Yes?

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Speaker 9: I have, and you're in luck. We found your truck

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Speaker 9: that you can use and put your billboard on and.

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Speaker 12: Once then finish it is the masterpiece which your name.

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Speaker 13: Take back to all that I want to paint. Well,

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Speaker 13: what's see some way and we'll drop off to the

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Speaker 13: paint back location for you.

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Speaker 2: Massive So what wow?

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Speaker 3: Tell you what you you weren't planning on keeping the

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Speaker 3: paint where you're dead?

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Speaker 7: Actually all right?

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Speaker 2: So that's the journey. So far, we have got the

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Speaker 2: man himself right now, Steve Wood his dad out in

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Speaker 2: not looking like he's slept very much, which I'm not

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Speaker 2: sure is encouraging or concerning.

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Speaker 14: Concerning if I was in your shoes, Will right, it's

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Speaker 14: been a big night, really, I've been working on this

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Speaker 15: We've organized.

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Speaker 2: So before you go on, like you like, what's the

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Speaker 2: biggest thing you've painted? Before? You painted a National Radio

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Speaker 2: Shows Festival billboard.

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Speaker 15: Three foot by three foot by two foot canvas.

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Speaker 3: You painted, Oh yeah, sorry, he painted my back fence.

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Speaker 3: That's where I knew Dad was the right man for

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Speaker 3: the job. And what did you paint on my back fence?

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Speaker 15: I painted a dog and a kennel and it was.

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Speaker 3: A perfect three D dimension kennel, wasn't it really?

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Speaker 15: That's what you thought? Yes, it was.

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Speaker 2: So he managed to use perspective, which is something we've

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Speaker 2: all learned in art class in year three. But we're

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Speaker 2: on the street here. We did not even seen this.

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Speaker 2: You can see this on Will and Woody online, but

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Speaker 2: on the socials. But the truck which has been provided

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Speaker 2: by paintback. These lovely people have actually probably saved the operation.

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Speaker 2: That thing is going to rock up here. We're going

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Speaker 2: to take the sheet off and reveal we're going to

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Speaker 2: do that up next. Before we do it, though, can

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Speaker 2: you give me like some sort of an indication the challenge.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, the challenge, Will was to combine commercialism, Will and Woody, sure,

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so.

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Speaker 15: It's a real battle.

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Speaker 3: But are you happy? Are you happy with where it's at?

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Speaker 15: I am content?

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Speaker 2: Oh Jesus is interesting. Everyone's going to see what it

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Speaker 2: is up next. Stay with us. We're going to find

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Speaker 2: out what our first billboard looks like. Steve's been painting

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Speaker 2: through the night. You've got a guy who's not an

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Speaker 2: artist not saying he's happy with it, which is just

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Speaker 2: an awful sign for all involved. Good afternoon everyone, it

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Speaker 2: is or Will and Woody. I hope everyone's having a

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Speaker 2: wonderful drive home. Just to set the seed for you,

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Speaker 2: Woods and I are blindfolded standing out on the street

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Speaker 2: out the front of the radio station here. Woods and mates, Well, look,

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Speaker 2: the reason we're out here is probably because of our

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Speaker 2: largest gripe since being on radio. We had an opportunity

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Speaker 3: Yes, we've never had a billboards. I never really had

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Speaker 3: marketing for the entire time we're on air.

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Speaker 4: I managed to do a deal, a business deal. I've

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Speaker 4: secured us a billboard, but it was just a blank canvas.

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Speaker 3: So with no money, I went to the only man

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Speaker 3: and would have the time to do it in a

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Speaker 3: limited time of forty eight hours. And that is he's retired,

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Speaker 3: because he's retired, And that is my dad. And Dad

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Speaker 15: Now here now, okay, here we go, boys.

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Speaker 2: Steve touched up again. Wait, wait, he's excited.

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Speaker 15: I can't wait.

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Speaker 4: By the way, this is a four meter by six

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Speaker 4: meters billboard that is on the back of a truck. Dad,

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Speaker 4: when we spoke to you twenty four hours ago, you

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Speaker 4: were thirty percent done. The paint wasn't drying, so you

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Speaker 4: bought industrial fans. How are we feeling.

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Speaker 14: Now, I'm happy, reasonably happy with the results.

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Speaker 15: I'm anxious about your response.

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Speaker 14: Actually the size of Will's head in the proportions then.

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Speaker 14: But I've been kind. I've giving you a little bit

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Speaker 14: of hair. I can see there. Oh, woody, I think

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Speaker 14: We'll be impressed by the size of his biceps that

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Speaker 15: He looks about a foot taller than you.

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Speaker 2: Will accurate, very accurate advice cones. All right, well, look

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Speaker 3: But I'm bloody pumped, wood So taking you cannons down?

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Speaker 3: It's very so you've drawn You've drawn the Great Wall

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Speaker 14: Of China, which is there's the border between India, which

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Speaker 3: And if you have missed that Dad was on this show,

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Speaker 2: So with the question of where is the Great Wall

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Speaker 3: That's it into your well dad was Dad?

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Speaker 16: Let me?

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Speaker 15: There is that?

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Speaker 2: Definitely the Indian flag.

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Speaker 15: I didn't have any. I didn't have any blue paint.

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Speaker 3: Will and Woody is written like it's the tiniest little corner.

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Speaker 3: And then, by the way, I know why Will's angry.

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Speaker 3: You look very tubby. Will you look We're.

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Speaker 2: Got a couple of those blow up dolls out in

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Speaker 15: Comes back, all right.

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Speaker 3: Well it's an amazing job.

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Speaker 2: A great job. He doesn't correlate with our show it

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Speaker 2: And you tried to give us a new You tried

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Speaker 15: Do you love it?

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Speaker 17: No?

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Speaker 3: All right, well, if you want to see it, Instagram

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Speaker 2: We're gonna take it for a try though.

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Speaker 3: Despite all of this, hopefully we don't get abused.

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Speaker 2: But if you are driving home this afternoon, then you

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Speaker 2: billboard behind us. Yes, the billboard's awful. Yes, it involves

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Speaker 3: Frustrating, but you can see it.

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Speaker 2: But at the end of the day, it's advertising for

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Speaker 2: I'm bloody excited about guys.

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Speaker 3: I think I'm just I think we're stuck. I'm pretty

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Speaker 2: You're just reversing it.

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Speaker 3: eight point time around. No, No, that's going the wrong way.

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Speaker 3: It's going to my way. Shoot, it's definitely.

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Speaker 2: Going my definitely Okay, okay, what do you want to

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Speaker 2: do with sewers? Can out? Yeah, we get it, we

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Speaker 3: I'm we're stuck. We're can you.

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Speaker 2: Drive going to be able to get it?

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Speaker 10: Every time.

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Speaker 2: We do go around? Can't you go around?

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Speaker 15: Go another way?

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Speaker 2: There's like ten cars to free it here and r.

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Speaker 3: I can't get it that we're stuck.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, can you.

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Speaker 3: Get can you get through?

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Speaker 2: We're we're sending someone down.

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Speaker 3: Can you get through?

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Speaker 2: We're sending someone down?

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Speaker 3: Sorry?

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Speaker 2: Mate?

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Speaker 3: Can you can you get.

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Speaker 2: Good at a second? Heye, sweller? What you on a

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Speaker 3: Green sheet billboard, billboard with.

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Speaker 3: They got us jammed in the roads.

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Speaker 2: Jackknife locked in all the staff on the way out

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Speaker 3: It's an eventful day. Actually, I'm exhausted. Actually, here's some

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Speaker 2: We go round. Did he go around?

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Speaker 7: Going the way?

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Speaker 2: There's like ten cars.

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Speaker 15: I can't get it.

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Speaker 3: That we're stuck. But that was an hour and a

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Speaker 4: We're gonna call the man right now and cross over

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Speaker 18: Yeah, God, I only hope he's still stuck. To be honest,

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Speaker 18: I don't want that thing out in the road so

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Speaker 18: many reasons. Now, oh god, Dad, tell us you're still stuck?

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Speaker 7: All good good news, boy, yes, to get it all free.

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Speaker 7: Now are now driving around. We're driving around the street.

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Speaker 3: Unbelievable, Dad, Well done, there a hero. It's great to

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Speaker 2: Did you did you cover over the flags or anything? Steve?

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Speaker 2: Just for the international relations, I think the.

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Speaker 7: Flags are too small. I'm driving fairly fast, so they're

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Speaker 17: There's a lot of flapping, chearing me along. They're lining

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Speaker 3: You know what's funny though, Dad, you didn't actually write

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you didn't write, they don't know which station

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Speaker 7: If they don't know you by now, then you've got

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Speaker 7: a problem. Boys, they know that you're with Kiss Will

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well no, no, no, that was kind of the

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Speaker 2: So there was an assumption that only a father could

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Speaker 7: Just gonna pull over?

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Speaker 3: Hang on, where are you pulling over?

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Speaker 7: What's your problem?

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Speaker 16: Mate?

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Speaker 3: Oh Jesus Christ, Dad, No, I'm.

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Speaker 7: Not if it's your driveway. Hang all right, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 7: it is your driveway, all.

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Speaker 3: Right, hang on, We might.

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Speaker 7: No need to swear.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, guys, we might have to just leave you then, Dad,

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Speaker 4: before you abuse anyone else I'll break any more road rules.

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Speaker 4: And once again keep in mind that our faces and

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Speaker 3: The dad is abusing out.

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Speaker 7: I'm enjoying the adulation. I think it's just a marvelous

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Speaker 7: So well, I might have exaggerated that a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Steve, thanks for painting. If any of us to see

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Speaker 2: it is on our socials, will and what if you

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Speaker 4: No worries, boys, Joy the rest of the day.

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Speaker 2: Vibe.

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Speaker 19: It's the Will and Woody podcast. It's Will and Woodi's

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Speaker 3: If you and I have a floor, Will, it's that

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Speaker 3: that didn't make the show. And then you guys listening,

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: Do you want to kick things off or.

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Speaker 4: You go okay, John to shoot with the idea, or

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Speaker 3: It's on context? Okay. So this morning I went out

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Speaker 3: and I'll tell everyone that story if you choose my idea.

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Speaker 3: But the idea for other people to call up is

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Speaker 3: call up with tampon related stories and I'll finish off

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Speaker 19: Now?

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Speaker 3: That was Easter eggs. That was mine to give away

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Speaker 3: tampon tales. Terrific tampon tales. That's the idea. That's the idea.

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Speaker 3: And then I share my tampon.

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Speaker 4: No one wants to hear that on the other side, now,

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Speaker 4: can I don' wrong with tampon tails?

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Speaker 2: Nothing wrong with them? Mates don't want to hear them,

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Speaker 2: all right, So I'll their mine now. So my rejected

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Speaker 3: Same with the tampon tails any other day.

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Speaker 2: That was pitched a couple of weeks ago.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, this morning, my story happened this morning.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so this is mine. Yep, this is my rejected idea.

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Speaker 2: And can I just say five hundred dollars worth of

449
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:46,520
Speaker 2: Cadbury East either way you get an Easter eggs. Guys,

450
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:50,440
Speaker 2: don't worry. Streak for the best for the best caller

451
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:55,600
Speaker 2: here but my this is mine. Have you got a

452
00:21:55,640 --> 00:22:01,760
Speaker 2: filthy tourism slogan for any part of Australia? Right? So

453
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,440
Speaker 2: the reason I'm saying this is because South Australia came

454
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Speaker 2: out with their new tourism messaging today which is, and

455
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:13,679
Speaker 2: I quote, go down South with your mouth.

456
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Speaker 3: It's very good.

457
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 2: There's genuinely South Australias new tourism campaign. They got shot

458
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Speaker 2: of the vineyards and in the.

459
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Speaker 3: Background amazing very funny.

460
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 2: Northern Territory previously had SEU in the NT which is

461
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,040
Speaker 2: just phenomenal.

462
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,080
Speaker 3: That on a billboard is obviously very funny.

463
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Speaker 2: I feel like they're out there, guys, and I feel

464
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Speaker 2: like I want to throw it over to you. This

465
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Speaker 2: is something you've got to come up with on the

466
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Speaker 2: spot thirteen one oh six ' five for the filthiest

467
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Speaker 2: at five hundred dollars in Cadbury Easter Eggs for the

468
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Speaker 2: filthiest tourism slogan, you guys could count with all right,

469
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Speaker 2: for any part in Australia.

470
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Speaker 3: You've heard the idea do you want to do that?

471
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Speaker 2: One?

472
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Speaker 4: That does sound pretty fun. I've actually got a few

473
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:53,159
Speaker 4: ideas in my head already, but I won't reveal them

474
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:56,280
Speaker 4: yet because we're not sure if we're executing the idea. Well, okay,

475
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,359
Speaker 4: have we got Madison here? Thirty one oh sixty five? Madison,

476
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Speaker 4: what do you want to hear terrific tampon or dirty

477
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,879
Speaker 4: slogans for each state of Australia?

478
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 5: The terrific tampon tails?

479
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:06,679
Speaker 4: Please?

480
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:10,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a couple of tampon tails on a Thursday.

481
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,320
Speaker 3: One vote there. Let's go to Casey.

482
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 2: Now you want to do tampon I think we could.

483
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:18,040
Speaker 3: Get some wild stories we could get who well, who knows?

484
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,040
Speaker 4: I only have one tampon tail and I'll tell my

485
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:23,240
Speaker 4: nup next knows who knows what we could have? Let's

486
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 4: go to Casey, Casey, Johnny, hear the tampon tails or

487
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,359
Speaker 4: do you want to hear dirty slogans for different states?

488
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,760
Speaker 9: I definitely want to hear the tampon story.

489
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Speaker 16: Yeah all right, I feel like I might leave the

490
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:43,160
Speaker 16: studio for this. One bed one O six five in Australia.

491
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:46,440
Speaker 2: Give us a looking for to the filthy slogan.

492
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:50,680
Speaker 4: With your terrific tampon tails best tail with five hundred

493
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,359
Speaker 4: dollars worth of Cabri Easter eggs.

494
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,720
Speaker 2: The egg prizing is not there anymore. I've taken it away.

495
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 3: Now we have to give it away, buggy here Will's joking.

496
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Speaker 2: Okay, guys, well, what are you Thursday? I don't hope

497
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 2: you're having a wonderful drive home. We're doing our rejected

498
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:06,639
Speaker 2: ideas this week.

499
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Speaker 1: It's Will and Woody's rejected ideas.

500
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 3: You and me repitch an idea that didn't make the show.

501
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,400
Speaker 4: This week, Australia votes on what they want to hear,

502
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:17,439
Speaker 4: and naturally they have chosen my idea. Will thirty one

503
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 4: oh sixty five terrific tampon tales.

504
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 2: You already regret this? You turn me in the song?

505
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,040
Speaker 3: No, I love this and I can't wait to tell

506
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 3: what happened this morning.

507
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,640
Speaker 4: So, by the way, five hundred dollars wheth the cabristories

508
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,320
Speaker 4: goes to the person with your best tampon tail now, Will.

509
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:34,640
Speaker 4: This morning I had to buy some tampons from a girlfriend, Mim.

510
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 4: She was having pretty bad period pains in bed. She

511
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 4: had pretty sleepless night, which is really tough.

512
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 3: But I don't have.

513
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:43,600
Speaker 4: Any teen relatively private and I spoke to her about it.

514
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 4: I spoke to you about today if I could bring

515
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,879
Speaker 4: it up, because here's the thing just for her.

516
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 2: Like, I mean, you know everyone else they're driving home.

517
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 3: Don't I don't want to hear about it.

518
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,240
Speaker 4: Probably, Well, you know what, if you disturbed by that,

519
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:55,360
Speaker 4: grow up, It's very natural. Happens once a month anyway.

520
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 4: So she said, can you go by some tampons? I said, no, Ras,

521
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:00,800
Speaker 4: what tampons do you want? And he goes, I want

522
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,439
Speaker 4: the Lubra. Sorry, the Libra super Lubra.

523
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,119
Speaker 2: So it wont to have gone with a different, the

524
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:05,679
Speaker 2: wrong product.

525
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:08,639
Speaker 3: We've got that as well, one of the Libra super

526
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,879
Speaker 3: drip plugs five hundred mills.

527
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:11,399
Speaker 4: Perfect.

528
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 3: Now have you heard of that one?

529
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 15: Sorry?

530
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 5: Mate?

531
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Speaker 2: I kept tuning out of your story because sorry, no, carry.

532
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 4: On anyway, Well you're not listening to the end of

533
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 4: the story was I went to the supermade to go

534
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:22,680
Speaker 4: and look for these things, couldn't find him aywhere. Turns

535
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 4: out she was stitching me up. There's no such thing

536
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,160
Speaker 4: as a super drip plug five hundred mills. So when

537
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 4: I brought it up with the Coles manager, she obviously

538
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,400
Speaker 4: laughed in my face, right, and that was my tamponte.

539
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,880
Speaker 4: Now you would have enjoyed that story if you weren't

540
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,160
Speaker 4: type into the producers.

541
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Speaker 2: Think that was a good give Let's get to lock

542
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Speaker 2: you with.

543
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 3: Because I'm trying to have a good time and you've

544
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 3: just been a dick. Let's go to locky watch a

545
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:45,200
Speaker 3: tampon tail.

546
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 11: My mate one time at a party a few years ago,

547
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,440
Speaker 11: might have had a bit too much to drink and

548
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:55,200
Speaker 11: this girl's purse got kicked over and a tampon rolled out.

549
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 11: Go on, and this mate decided that he'd try a

550
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,440
Speaker 11: party trick that he'd never tried before and swallowed the tampon.

551
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:02,879
Speaker 3: Oh bloody hell.

552
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, And I kept.

553
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Speaker 11: Drinking that night, you know it goes to go to

554
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 11: bed and I'm not feeling too good. Yeah, gets rush

555
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,639
Speaker 11: to the hospital twenty stitches later and in hospital for

556
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 11: a week. Instead of a snail trail, he now has

557
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:15,640
Speaker 11: a massive scar.

558
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Speaker 3: Holy because it would have expand in your study. That's

559
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 3: a wild tale, lucky, thank you very much. Now Will

560
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,640
Speaker 3: has been the deliberate toss up, so he's not gonna laugh.

561
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 19: Like it was.

562
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,160
Speaker 2: I mean, it wasn't worth laugh. Let's go to laugh

563
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,440
Speaker 2: and he's going to Scarwood. Let's go to Charrell. Charrell,

564
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:34,360
Speaker 2: we're talking terrific tampon tails, which we're all.

565
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 8: Enjoying go and go, hey, you going good things. I

566
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:45,679
Speaker 8: was at beauty school learning blacking, and we had models

567
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:49,159
Speaker 8: coming in one time and unfortunately, being students, one of

568
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 8: the students had learning Brazilians and this woman actually at

569
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 8: the same time as the month, and unfortunately the student

570
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,399
Speaker 8: had actually put a bit of wax on the string

571
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 8: of the tampon and it's swung the wax off and

572
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 8: the tampon has gone flying through the room and has

573
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:11,680
Speaker 8: landed place on the flour. Were then as students had

574
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 8: to try and not laugh, but it's the woman was

575
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,880
Speaker 8: not embarrassed, but she was just like, it's never happened before.

576
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 8: I don't understand why this has made it happen now,

577
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,159
Speaker 8: so blaming the students for doing it.

578
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 4: So yeah, that's a wild towl cherrelle.

579
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 3: She's whipped out of tampon.

580
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 2: Will with it with the wax.

581
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 3: Strip strip, Let's strip there some of the wild tails

582
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 3: here right now, Dion, tell us your tampon tae on, John, this.

583
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 20: Is this is a good one. A good friend of

584
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,439
Speaker 20: mine many monons ago was at the pub in the

585
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 20: cutoff denim short stage and was chatting and was like

586
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 20: pulling at the actual cutoff denim. But unfortunately she got

587
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 20: the stream in the.

588
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,439
Speaker 7: Bar and in the.

589
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 20: Bar and blow and behold, Yeah there was a mouse.

590
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:09,439
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you, thank you very much. There is a

591
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 3: mouse that's got to Amanda. Now, I mean, I don't

592
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 3: know who's taking home the five and dollar cavary that's

593
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:19,119
Speaker 3: right at this point because they're great holding onto it. Amanda. Uh,

594
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 3: tell us your tampon tale.

595
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,160
Speaker 13: Okay, So my mom told me about a story about

596
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,160
Speaker 13: when her and her sister were at the club when

597
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 13: they were younger, and they were pretty drunk, and my

598
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 13: auntie was that time of the month, so she went

599
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 13: to go to the bathroom and she was that drunk

600
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 13: to put her hand inside a handbag and she pulled

601
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,719
Speaker 13: out what she thought was a tampon. She put it

602
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 13: inside of us, woke up the next day and a

603
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:46,719
Speaker 13: battery fell out, A triple a battery for a tampon.

604
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 2: You got very good. This a start.

605
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 4: Discover a Cabrey good for that someone special and that

606
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 4: sounds like your mum. That's five hundred bucks worth of

607
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 4: Cabris chocolate.

608
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 3: Amanda. Well done to Amanda.

609
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 1: It's the rhym Woody podcast.

610
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 3: Talking about the COVID cluster which has popped up in Brisbane.

611
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 3: But the reason I'm bringing up isn't it to bring

612
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 3: up how grim it is. It's actually to talk about

613
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 3: the start of it, where they said that there was

614
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 3: the guy. There was one guy in Brisbane, a trade

615
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 3: who had a party of twenty five people and that's

616
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 3: why it spread so far. Turns out that just wasn't true. No, no,

617
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 3: it wasn't true. That was just that was no, it

618
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 3: was this miscommunication. There were five people in his house

619
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Speaker 3: and four of them were his housemates. There was no party.

620
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 2: There at all.

621
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Speaker 3: But it begs the question how often do these miscommunications happen?

622
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 3: So what I'd like to do on radio right now

623
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 3: is play a little game of Chinese whispers, just to

624
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 3: prove how much miscommunications can happen. There were six people

625
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 3: on the line, now, will I want you to come

626
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 3: up with a message?

627
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 2: Yep.

628
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 3: It will then go down the line of six people

629
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Speaker 3: and then it will return to me. I'll put on

630
00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 3: some ear muff so I can't hear anything, and hopefully

631
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 3: we get the message through the entire six people there.

632
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,959
Speaker 2: So I whisper my message to the first caller here,

633
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 2: who's Claudia Claudia. Hey, she only allowed to whisper it

634
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,479
Speaker 2: on once to the next person.

635
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 3: Yes, right, and.

636
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 4: Then you go through the entire six people. Z will

637
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 4: then say the message to me. Then I'll give it

638
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 4: back to you. And okay, we've now the message.

639
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 3: Okay, live Chinese whispers baby, right, Okay, So I'm gonna

640
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 3: I'm gonna play some music or something. Okay, so I

641
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 3: can't hear hang on to.

642
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 2: Sex right here we go, he's out of the studio.

643
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 2: You got hear me again?

644
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, So Claudia, the.

645
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 2: Message will be wood he enjoys getting whipped by his

646
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 2: new girlfriend during sexy time. Okay, that's actually true.

647
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 3: So he came.

648
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 2: So you're going to pass that on. You're gonna whisper

649
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 2: that on? Okay, Okay, off you go.

650
00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 5: So the message is what he enjoys getting whipped by

651
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 5: his new girlfriend during sexy time.

652
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 2: Nice, Selena, did you get that? I think so, Cory,

653
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 2: you're there, Selena's going to pass the message onto you

654
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 2: if you go.

655
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 12: Would he likes getting whipped by his girlfriend during sexy time?

656
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 2: Corey, did you get that?

657
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 4: Ye?

658
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 3: Perfect?

659
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 2: I feel like this is going to be flawless. Corey

660
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 2: you're going to say it to Holly. Now, Holly, can

661
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 2: you listen? Can you hear?

662
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm listening.

663
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 20: I'm here.

664
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Speaker 13: Go ahead, go.

665
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 3: For it, Corey, come on, it's wood.

666
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 20: He likes getting whipped by his girlfriend during sexy time?

667
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 2: Wow, flawless? I mean, so you're going to pass it

668
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 2: on to Joanne? Okay, so go for it?

669
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Speaker 5: Would he likes getting sexy?

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Speaker 13: Would he likes getting sexy and sexy time?

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Speaker 2: What? Joanne? Can you hear me? Did you get that?

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Speaker 20: Yeah? I got it?

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, you've got Z on the phone. Z.

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Speaker 2: You're going to pass it on to Z. Go for it, Joanne?

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Speaker 13: Hey really likes getting sexy and sexy time?

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Speaker 5: Can I get a very print?

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Speaker 2: No, you can't get a repeat? I'll bring What are

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Speaker 2: you now? All right? Here we go.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm just I really hope now this Australia.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean?

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Speaker 3: I'm just pumped for the six people who have got

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Speaker 3: up here.

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Speaker 2: I want to keep all the people on the line.

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Speaker 2: It was going really well, it was going well, let's

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Speaker 2: hear Z's going to tell you what she heard.

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Speaker 3: Okay, wait for the drum rolls.

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Speaker 12: Do you like to eat Mexicans?

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Speaker 3: Okay, so will okay, wait wait, wait what I think

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Speaker 3: the message is?

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Speaker 4: Well, well wait we need to finish the che well,

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Speaker 4: we need to finish the change.

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Speaker 2: Say you like to Mexican?

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Speaker 3: I was supposed to finish the you were hearing, aid

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Speaker 3: Christ Well, I think the messages? Do you like to

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Speaker 3: eat Mexican?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 3: Now, what was the original message?

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Speaker 2: See you absolutely crumpet? All right, let's go what was

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Speaker 2: absolutely cooked? And mate, let's go to Claudia, who I

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Speaker 2: said it to first? Claudia, what was the actual message

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Speaker 2: I said to you?

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Speaker 20: It was what he.

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Speaker 5: Enjoys getting whipped by his new girlfriend during sexy time.

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Speaker 2: That was the message.

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Speaker 3: Interestingly, she plays a Mexican character.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast wards.

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Speaker 2: Right now we have a chance for you to win

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Speaker 2: five thousand big ones or thanks to furfe Well and Woodies.

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Speaker 3: Unbelievable Furfees for Furfy is refreshing ale.

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Speaker 2: Unbelievable Furfey is unearthing the most unbelievable stories from across

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Speaker 2: the country. Just a quick remind you, guys, a furbe

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Speaker 2: is a tall tale, so it's not a lie. So

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Speaker 2: each day we're going to hear two furfees We've been

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Speaker 2: hearing them all week. It's a carryover champ. Last man standing,

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Speaker 2: best furfey wins five thousand bucks on the line.

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Speaker 3: I'm pretty pumped.

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Speaker 4: And Caitlin has been our raining champ for the last

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Speaker 4: three days.

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Speaker 3: I believe Caitlin. How are you feeling about your tall tail?

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Speaker 9: Oh, I'm feeling pretty good, fellows.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's a great story.

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Speaker 4: It's a cracker of a I've got the audio here, Caitlin,

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Speaker 4: of your furfy. Here.

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Speaker 16: It is a couple of years ago.

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Speaker 9: I was standing in the paddock with my two horses

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Speaker 9: and my little pony kicked me in the head. I

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Speaker 9: went flying backwards, landed in a bathtub full of water,

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Speaker 9: knocked myself unconscious, at which point I asperated a whole

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Speaker 9: bunch of water and I was clear clinically dead.

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Speaker 3: Strawdinary. She was dead for fifteen minutes. Caitlin.

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Speaker 4: Today, the person who is trying to knock you off

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Speaker 4: your perch on this final day is Jessica.

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Speaker 3: Jessica, welcome, hi. You have a furfy for us. And

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Speaker 3: if it's better than Caitlin's furfy's better.

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Speaker 12: Than Caitlyn because it's new this yesterday.

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Speaker 3: Wow, fresh birthy will it will be the design.

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Speaker 2: We got a fresh one doing okay.

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Speaker 12: So yesterday was the cross country and somehow, well the kids,

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Speaker 12: the kids, I'm a teacher, by the way, kid, the

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Speaker 12: kids can me into doing it with them. I was like,

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Speaker 12: whatever did the first k? On the second lap around,

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Speaker 12: all of a sudden, six birds fly into a net

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Speaker 12: we're on a cricket pitch and drop dead in front

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Speaker 12: of us and start like convulting. I have over thirty

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Speaker 12: eight year old surrounding me. Really miss save them, save them,

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Speaker 12: And I was like, oh my gosh, I've just got

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Speaker 12: my CPR training. I'll pretend to resuscitate them. So I

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Speaker 12: start like, you know, putting my fingers on the pressing them,

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Speaker 12: you know, truy to save them. Three three start moving

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Speaker 12: and they get up and walk away, and so I

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Speaker 12: tell the kids it's okay because the ones are going

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Speaker 12: to be okay, I'll do the same thing, but you

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Speaker 12: guys keep walking and I'll protect them. They didn't move,

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Speaker 12: so seeing me, I buried them behind a tree and

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Speaker 12: told the kids, I say them later on, I.

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Speaker 5: Good with it.

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Speaker 12: And it's pretty common thing that birds flying to windows,

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Speaker 12: flying to walls. Well, when that happens, the birds become stunned,

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Speaker 12: and like fifteen twenty minutes later take it up and.

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Speaker 3: Start oh no, no, oh no.

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Speaker 16: Bird, Oh my god, it comes home with.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it was a great sorry at Mount and

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Speaker 3: Mouth resuscitation with birds. But the final clincher there is

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Speaker 3: burying birds alive.

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Speaker 2: Don't promote the killing of live animals, no at all,

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Speaker 2: of course, you know, of course not. Let's get down

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Speaker 2: to it. Let's get down to it.

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Speaker 3: Two great ladies, Caitlin Jessica are too amazing.

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Speaker 2: To say as well. You know, in both of your furfies.

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Speaker 2: I mean, in the in Caitlyn's furfey, we've got her

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Speaker 2: horse killing her.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: And then you know of the humans. Yea working title,

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Speaker 2: But jess kills a couple of birds animal versus human,

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Speaker 2: and we're all animals at the end of the day.

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Speaker 2: But I'm going on, Jessica has told a better story.

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Speaker 2: She's one five thousand.

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Speaker 13: Wow, go crash chess, Oh my.

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Speaker 2: Chess.

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Speaker 3: What are we spending the cash on? Obviously a couple

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Speaker 3: of furfies to celebrate, no doubt, but what else?

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Speaker 12: Of course I want to renovate my house, so maybe,

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Speaker 12: oh nice.

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Speaker 2: Than bad luck. You were our carryover champ all week,

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00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 2: but you didn't win five grand. I'm so sorry. You

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Speaker 2: have one yourself, a slaber beer and a beanie to

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Speaker 2: go with that from furfey all. Thanks to fear for

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Speaker 2: your fresh and unbelieve we have wonderfullyst a long weekend. Guys,

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Speaker 2: love her to speak to you both and no worries

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Speaker 2: it all. Thanks guys. Geez, let's if one Caitlin, she's

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Speaker 2: been around for three days and get pipped at the price.

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Speaker 3: Should be should be shadowed anyway, Let's have a couple

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Speaker 3: of furpies ourselves. Let's have a couple of purpies ourselves.

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Speaker 1: Move on, see what you're hearing.

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