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Speaker 1: having a Oh. I was gonna say, wonderful drive home,

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Speaker 2: Over es Catherine, Oh, biscuits delivery. Thank you so appreciate,

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Speaker 2: big so you brought will biscuits. kV, what if you Ah,

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Speaker 2: that's fine favoritism.

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Speaker 3: I get it, I bloody get it.

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Speaker 4: Thanks k V.

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Speaker 5: I bloody get it, kV, bloody get it.

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Speaker 4: God, well you can't.

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Speaker 1: The annoying thing is for you, and she would have

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Speaker 2: She could have found maybe a little gluten free dairy

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Speaker 4: Jeez, you take the fun out of food. I do,

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Speaker 4: I really really she could have had a gluten free

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Speaker 3: It's a bland life that I lead, you know, a.

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Speaker 4: Little goat ship and Menda in peel smooth. It would

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Speaker 3: I actually would have loved one of them.

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Speaker 2: I would loved one of them, double the goats.

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Speaker 4: Sesame huskin buck bar, which I'm all them, so ship God,

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Speaker 1: So shocking for them every time because they've got to

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Speaker 4: The milk milk not milk their they do not the nuts.

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Speaker 3: Do your milk and nut?

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Speaker 4: Wow? Are they cranberries?

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Speaker 5: Crazins?

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Speaker 4: Crazy?

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Speaker 3: A little bit crazy?

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Speaker 4: Fun sudden? What are crazines?

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Speaker 1: You try them open cranberries and raisins or or or

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Speaker 4: Is it a fusion?

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Speaker 5: I think what they've done here is they've gone okay,

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Speaker 2: Now, I believe a crazin is so it's a cranberry,

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Speaker 3: I'm just dried it out like a cranberries.

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Speaker 1: They've made a put a cranberry into into raisin form.

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Speaker 1: Yeah out, So they don't Rather than calling it dried cranberries,

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Speaker 4: I think they like the Yeah, that's exactly right. They're

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and they like the idea of horror a bit crazy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's clever name, Raisin have a crazy.

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Speaker 1: It certainly sparked my interest. One, No, sparked my interest.

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Speaker 1: Didn't actually make me one?

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Speaker 4: Dam Are they good? Love?

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Speaker 3: That's like a sultana?

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Speaker 4: Can you have it?

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Speaker 4: Shite outside, pray for will. It's yesterday we had nine

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Speaker 1: The show talking about his Star Cross lover Delilah Jackson.

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Speaker 3: How old are you made?

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Speaker 8: Nine?

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Speaker 3: Nine and you've got a partner.

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Speaker 8: Yeslirah Whilah?

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Speaker 8: For five or six years?

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Speaker 3: How did you meet Jackson?

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Speaker 8: In daycare?

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Speaker 3: Just hit it off in daycare?

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Speaker 4: My goodness, spotted across the sandpit. What's his secret to

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Speaker 8: Take care of them and treat them like a princess.

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Speaker 1: And we got word yesterday that Delilah the aforementioned Delilah

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Speaker 1: Welcome Delilah, Welcome to William Woody.

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Speaker 2: Hi. Hi, So Delilah, you heard Jackson on the radio yesterday.

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Speaker 3: How did that make you feel?

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Speaker 8: I'm happy?

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Speaker 2: Oh, Delilah, So, how long have you guys been together?

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Speaker 5: Tahlilah?

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Speaker 8: Bye?

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Speaker 4: What's that? Sorry? For five years? Did you say? Five years?

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Speaker 1: You were three when you met Jackson and you haven't

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Speaker 1: as well, you know, as far as you know. Oh

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Speaker 1: that's beautiful. Have you got any nicknames for each other?

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Speaker 2: No, No, they'll come, they'll come with time. What attracted

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Speaker 4: His eyes? What color his eyes?

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Speaker 1: No? Beautiful, And Delilah, he was saying before that he

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Speaker 4: Does he treat you like a princess?

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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Does he? What does he do for you?

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Speaker 8: Guess what? Play? Help me? Play and cuddle sometimes?

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Speaker 5: And sister, has he has he ever written you a

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: And what if he what if he did? Though? What?

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Speaker 6: What?

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Speaker 4: What would you think?

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Speaker 8: Hmmm? Actually? Happy?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Has he has he with Roman? He sounded like a

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Speaker 9: Yes? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: What do you do.

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Speaker 9: That?

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Speaker 1: And does he hold your hands in like in class

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Speaker 4: Or is it just in private?

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Speaker 8: I think a schools him.

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Speaker 4: You don't even go to school.

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Speaker 3: How do you stay in touch, Delilah?

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Speaker 8: Only the fine sometimes or on the link? Chamley come

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Speaker 4: Oh so you are the Wow?

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Speaker 3: Sorry?

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Speaker 4: I thought you went to school together. You guys. You

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Sometimes?

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Speaker 3: Oh, and you talk.

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Speaker 8: It's a home sign?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, home phone? Wow?

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Speaker 3: Guys go on holiday together.

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Speaker 4: You go fishing together. We do need to work on

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Speaker 9: All right.

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Speaker 8: Sometimes you go.

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Speaker 4: On his boat.

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Speaker 1: how about it? Okay, Delilah. Oh final question, actually, Delilah,

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Speaker 4: Okay. Wow, it's like he's going off to the front.

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Speaker 1: And then and then and then he's off at school

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Speaker 8: No, yes to night wow.

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Speaker 4: Yeah we all write that.

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Speaker 1: Yes, true love, true love, true lightly possessive perhaps, but hey, Delilah,

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Speaker 1: it's been so.

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Speaker 4: Nice to talk to you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for sharing your your romance, your love, your

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Speaker 4: We really appreciate it.

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Speaker 8: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: No worries.

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Speaker 1: You can have a hoists luck double pass, go to

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Speaker 8: Oh, thank you.

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Speaker 3: No worries, so welcome.

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Speaker 1: Bye, mate, see you later. Okay, So what we're going

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Speaker 1: to do? She said, he's pretty good, like you know,

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Speaker 2: He took her fishing, which again, nice idea, nice idea,

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Speaker 2: But I think the romance is missing.

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Speaker 3: So we want to we want to help Jackson out.

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Speaker 2: So what we want to do right now is employ

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Speaker 2: the services of I would say, one of the greatest

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Speaker 4: Are Bard a true romantic in order an order? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Will And it is my father who joins us right now.

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Speaker 2: Hello Dad, Hey Steve, how are you mate?

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Speaker 4: I've got to say, I mean.

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Speaker 1: Obviously, after the reading of The Red Bikini in Santorini,

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Speaker 1: we needed a bit of romance infused into this relationship Jackson.

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Speaker 1: The nine year old Jackson needs our help to increase

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Speaker 1: his romance, Chops, and you're obviously the guy to go to.

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Speaker 10: Yep, yep, more than happy to help young Jackson.

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Speaker 2: Jackson, get his name right, get his name right, Dad,

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Speaker 2: Come on, Jason.

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Speaker 10: And and from Jason.

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Speaker 2: Jack Amazingly before before you meet Jackson, mate, you recently

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Speaker 2: celebrated your forty year anniversary with Mum, which I think

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Speaker 2: shows you know just how successfully was romantic and you

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Speaker 2: went out Dad, even after forty years. Dad still when

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Speaker 2: and he got red roses and you got a dark

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Speaker 3: So I think we are showing Dad.

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Speaker 1: That you you know great, Steve, and she still loves

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Speaker 1: you despite the fact that you can cock it up

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Speaker 1: for forty years.

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Speaker 4: So I mean, for me, that's love now, Steve.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: You've got a young man in Jackson here though, who

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Speaker 1: I think is going to love a hand, a helping

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Speaker 1: hand from one of the great poets of our generation.

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Speaker 1: Please welcome nine year old Jackson back to Willa Money.

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Speaker 1: Hi Jackson, Hi mate. We just spoke to Delilah. She

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Speaker 4: How do you feel about that?

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Speaker 8: That would be amazing, awesome.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad we've got you on board. So that world

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Speaker 10: Okay? And I think I heard someone say you like fishing?

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Speaker 10: And what other fun things do you like to do?

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Speaker 10: Because what I'm going to try to do, I'm going

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think she might. It does sound like a

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Speaker 3: So is there is?

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Speaker 4: What do we What color are her eyes? Jackson?

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Speaker 10: Excellent? Excellent question her?

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Speaker 8: I thought blue?

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Speaker 3: How else would you describe her appearance?

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Speaker 8: She's tall?

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Speaker 10: All right? And color hair? Has she got nice?

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Speaker 8: Bonde brownie?

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Speaker 10: Bonny brownie?

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Speaker 4: We've that into a ride poet.

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Speaker 4: Where did you Where did you meet her?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: In daycare? Okay, that's a good one, right, all right?

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Speaker 10: And were you're doing?

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Speaker 7: What?

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Speaker 10: Were you playing at something? In daycare? And you shared

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he was three mates, I got dad? Have you

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Speaker 3: Dad?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 6: I think I heard.

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Speaker 10: I accept the challenge. And Jackson, don't worry, do my

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Speaker 9: A ripping a calm for you?

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Speaker 10: Would I get too excited?

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Speaker 4: Jackson? Are you there? Jackson?

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Speaker 9: Horses there we go?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? No, see I was a bit worried that the

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Speaker 4: But here we go. She likes she likes horses beautiful.

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Speaker 4: Dive deep into my trauma.

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Speaker 2: Well, we absolutely should, and that's only because you've opened

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Speaker 4: I get stage fright at urinals.

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Speaker 2: After the Jewels London incident. It was Jewels Lund once

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Speaker 2: He was like, around, you're sounding great on air, and

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Speaker 4: A you never forget that, the feeling of cold steel.

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Speaker 2: And you you said yesterday as well, And I actually

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Speaker 4: Help you out through to be together all the time.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, yeah, absolutely, And then all of a sudden it stopped.

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Speaker 2: And I actually I thought it was I did something wrong.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so.

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Speaker 1: I think you know, all trauma obviously begins, you know,

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Speaker 1: You know this this fear sort of takes over and

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Speaker 2: Where are you at with your journey? How are you

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Speaker 5: Yeah, six guys, oh bind.

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Speaker 3: Up gone, no flow, Absolutely not.

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Speaker 4: I'd dream of it.

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Speaker 1: I'd dream of a trickle there trickle.

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Speaker 4: I'm not sure I'm trying. I'm trying.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying all the tricks there, I'm trying all the

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Speaker 1: trick of the tricks. Well, I know, you focus on

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Speaker 2: If you were ady urin or a public urinal and

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Speaker 1: Well, well, look mate, that that's that's sad because there

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Speaker 4: The urine and they just can't get it out.

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Speaker 5: Which is hard at the footy or the cinema.

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Speaker 1: Or you wait for those you wait for those guys

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Speaker 2: Really, you've just gone and stood it a urine all

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Speaker 2: effectively got no flow and then has walked away. Well

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Speaker 5: I shouldn't be saying this. My mum gets a little.

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Speaker 2: Bit of stage fright to the point where if she's struggling,

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Speaker 4: Well, there you go to this what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: I feel like everyone's got to have like a people

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Speaker 4: I've got tricks as to how they get around it

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Speaker 4: as well.

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Speaker 3: I want to hear those times.

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Speaker 1: You want to hear whatever it is, whatever it is

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd love to hear it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to hear from the stage fighters out there.

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Speaker 2: Do you experience it? How did you get through it.

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Speaker 2: Are you still in the middle of it?

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Speaker 4: Have you got a trick?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: You change hands? Hm hmm. Well there's nothing wrong with that,

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Speaker 1: I suppose that between men and women is you don't

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Speaker 4: What what do you?

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Speaker 2: Sometimes you drop that, like you, they sometimes group. I've

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Speaker 1: Has got stage fright. All right, well let's go to

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Speaker 1: Joel here on thirty one six. Cooel, you're you're an adult,

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Speaker 1: you get stage fright?

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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, okay, how do you deal with it? How

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Speaker 9: So? Yeah, like whenever I go to a public toilet, yeah,

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Speaker 9: I have to go on a cubicle. Yeah, okay, and

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Speaker 9: only ways yeah and yeah. And then if there's no cubicles,

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Speaker 9: the airport, it's just passed. Cubicle were gone. And yeah,

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Speaker 9: I went up to the urinal knowing farewell that I'm

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Speaker 9: I've got over an hour's drives still and yeah.

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Speaker 4: Oh sorry, this is current, this is the current.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, this is just my mom about it. And then

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Speaker 9: we heard you guys on the radio talking about but

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Speaker 9: you've got to be kidding me.

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Speaker 2: So you're busting to go to the toilet right now, Joel.

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Speaker 9: I'm busting. I'm stuck in the middle of Essendon.

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Speaker 3: So what happened when we play this trickle? What's happening?

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Speaker 9: Quite difficult?

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Speaker 1: Don't do that, don't get it off, Joel, Joel, Joel,

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Speaker 1: So can I just know like he's your stage fright,

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Speaker 1: So like you can't pull over by the side of

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Speaker 1: really you can't even go on to bush because it's

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, right, okay, Joel.

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Speaker 3: You will hold onto this until you get home in an.

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Speaker 9: Hour comfortably, not comfortably, but you'll do it.

463
00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:00,520
Speaker 4: Have to do it.

464
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,280
Speaker 1: Because you become you become a bit of a camel,

465
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Speaker 1: don't you, Joel? And can I ask you again? Can

466
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:04,920
Speaker 1: we just go back to.

467
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Speaker 4: That moment where you got up on the urine all

468
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Speaker 4: like like, why do you get up there?

469
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Speaker 6: Like?

470
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:09,320
Speaker 4: You just you get up there?

471
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Speaker 1: You know that you're not going to be able to

472
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Speaker 1: get it going on? Why is it just for show?

473
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,720
Speaker 1: Do you think that you know this will be your day?

474
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:15,560
Speaker 1: When was the last time you actually peed publicly?

475
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Speaker 9: I don't know, but I had to feel like I know,

476
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,679
Speaker 9: I already knew I wasn't be able to go like

477
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,840
Speaker 9: with everyone around me. I said, well, I can't walk

478
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,639
Speaker 9: into this, to walk in and then.

479
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:28,119
Speaker 1: Walk in the embarrassment fact because they go way and

480
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:31,520
Speaker 1: he's walked in. He didn't do anything, so he just

481
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,840
Speaker 1: wash your hand something was such a fan Breton.

482
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Speaker 4: I'm looking for someone. I walk in you and I'll

483
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:40,760
Speaker 4: go not here and I'll just walk.

484
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Speaker 1: Back because you need an excuse for just walking in

485
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Speaker 1: and walking out. Hey, Joel, I'd love you to reach

486
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Speaker 1: out to us if, if, and when the moment arises, Joel,

487
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,440
Speaker 1: reach out to us when it happens, mate, we'll get

488
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Speaker 1: that live. I reckon that'll be great. Yeah, mate, we'll

489
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Speaker 1: go to Alisha here on Saturday one of six five. Alisha,

490
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Speaker 1: you get stage fright.

491
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Speaker 6: Yes, pretty much had stage fight as long as I

492
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Speaker 6: can remember. And girls, as you know, as you said before,

493
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Speaker 6: go to.

494
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Speaker 9: The toilet as group.

495
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Speaker 6: Yes.

496
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Speaker 10: Problem.

497
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Speaker 6: I can pretty much only go to the toilet with

498
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Speaker 6: one of my friends. So it's a bit awkward when

499
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Speaker 6: I have to tell everyone to get out to pee.

500
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Speaker 4: Isn't it?

501
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Speaker 2: You tell them the truth though, Like all the girls

502
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Speaker 2: are in there Saturday night, you're having a great time.

503
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,879
Speaker 2: You're in there obviously talking about the boys you're dancing

504
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Speaker 2: with or whatever you guys are doing there, and then

505
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,679
Speaker 2: you need to say everyone clear out.

506
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Speaker 1: Pretty much one of them can And what does she

507
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Speaker 1: Is she going to turn and face the wall or

508
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:42,800
Speaker 1: is she allowed to look at you?

509
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Speaker 4: Or or she going to turn and face the wall?

510
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:49,399
Speaker 4: Oh wow? Oh wow? Okay, Alicia, you heard before that.

511
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,439
Speaker 4: I assume you heard before that.

512
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Speaker 1: I got my adult stage fight because jewels Lund pushed

513
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Speaker 1: me in a urinal. Did you get pushed into a

514
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Speaker 1: toilet by a getaway host or something like that?

515
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Speaker 6: I honestly don't know where it's come from.

516
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:05,879
Speaker 9: It's ridiculous.

517
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 4: I love it is annoying. I'd love to get to

518
00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:08,040
Speaker 4: the bottom of it, though.

519
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Speaker 1: I wonder if there is another moment for other people

520
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 1: where they had their you know, the turning point.

521
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Speaker 2: I think everyone does. I think they've suppressed it. That's

522
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Speaker 2: all I think is going on right now. If I

523
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,320
Speaker 2: can put my therapist how and I think people are

524
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,600
Speaker 2: suppressing their seminal moments.

525
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,639
Speaker 5: Really, we're going to find that. We're going to scratch them.

526
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:23,200
Speaker 5: We're going to find that.

527
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Speaker 1: And I think through you told everyone's stage front, you

528
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Speaker 1: do think that somebody like.

529
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Speaker 2: Alicia and Joel have seminal moments, absolutely, and I think

530
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Speaker 2: they've suppressed it, and I think we need to look.

531
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Speaker 2: We're not going to force them to bring out that memory.

532
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Speaker 1: Tyrone's caught on thirty one and six five. Tyrone, you

533
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,880
Speaker 1: used to have stage, used to have sage. Here we go,

534
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:42,880
Speaker 1: here we go, Tyrone.

535
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Speaker 11: Yeah, as long as I can remember, Just like Joel,

536
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:47,159
Speaker 11: for the longest time I can remember, I had to

537
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,960
Speaker 11: go to a cubicle. I couldn't go to a urinal.

538
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 4: What was the solution? How to fix it?

539
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:52,520
Speaker 9: I fixed it?

540
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Speaker 11: For whistling interest, Is there a particular tune and just

541
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Speaker 11: whistling a tune?

542
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Speaker 3: What tune in any tune?

543
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Speaker 11: Yeah, it just relaxes me and and I get flow wow,

544
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 11: and left I whistle. I can stand there and I

545
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,879
Speaker 11: could literally not do nothing, and people, you know, stare

546
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,240
Speaker 11: and look strangely at me. But yeah, the minute I

547
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 11: start whistling, Yeah that's okay.

548
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 1: Great, Well, I reckon, I've got to test that. Yeah,

549
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 1: I'm going to have to test that.

550
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,120
Speaker 2: Sorry, tyrant. If I taped your mouth shut and then

551
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:25,040
Speaker 2: you went to a urine all man, I'm just just

552
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:26,880
Speaker 2: a question that might happen every day.

553
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,480
Speaker 4: Now you go and take your piece. What are we

554
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 4: dealing with you? Which want to healthy people? Just wondering?

555
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,359
Speaker 2: The question is so you couldn't do anything else? You

556
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 2: can start tap dancing or something.

557
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 11: No, honestly, I've tried a lot of things, and whistling

558
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:46,640
Speaker 11: was just one that he suggested it to me, and honestly,

559
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Speaker 11: it solved all my problems.

560
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Speaker 1: Great, tye, bloody love it. We're gonna have to test

561
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Speaker 1: that out, I reckon. Wait, so we're going to send

562
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Speaker 1: me down to like a live busy packed If you

563
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Speaker 1: packed urinal, I would have thought.

564
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Speaker 3: Got to be your full house? Got to be.

565
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Speaker 4: I can't.

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Speaker 1: I might have to put my trick when I get

567
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Speaker 1: in there. And we're very excited to say. Tickets to

568
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 1: the Life Uncut tour are available now you can see

569
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Speaker 1: Britta and Laura. Mitch is going to be out there

570
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Speaker 1: as well, with them all over the country. They are

571
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Speaker 1: doing a serious so they actually go to New Zealand

572
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Speaker 1: as well. By international tour. Guys join us now, welcome guys.

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Speaker 4: How are you by the way, It's.

574
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Speaker 7: So nice to see you two boys. We're super excited.

575
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 7: Thanks for having us on.

576
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Speaker 12: It is crazy to be able to say it's international.

577
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Speaker 7: We're doing an international tour and I mean like at

578
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Speaker 7: a stretch we're just Scoop and New Zealand and from

579
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Speaker 7: one Auckland show.

580
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Speaker 12: But we're like, let's classify this is an international tour.

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Speaker 13: Wait, are you guys going to come to the Melbourne show?

582
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Speaker 2: I'm down, I am super Can I actually just say

583
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Speaker 2: when I was looking.

584
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Speaker 4: At so much, there's a lot of doubt in your

585
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Speaker 4: voice there.

586
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Speaker 12: I was going to say, you.

587
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Speaker 4: Guys even going to show.

588
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Speaker 12: No, but it's floundering from Windy.

589
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Speaker 4: Then I'd love to come shows. Listen because we're three pm.

590
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Speaker 4: We're three to four.

591
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Speaker 14: You guys are forced, so we're just clipping it your

592
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 14: toes for your show.

593
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Speaker 1: You guys, you guys sandwich us, you guys say, and

594
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 1: then Mitch, you're on the outside as well.

595
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Speaker 4: We're fanked.

596
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Speaker 1: We're flanked comprehensively by U three the sandwich.

597
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Speaker 4: Going to the show. I do have to check my diry.

598
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Speaker 2: I've got like a cod diary with my fiance men

599
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 2: where we like both put entries on.

600
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Speaker 1: Talking about we're going to the show. All right, we

601
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Speaker 1: don't need to check your diary going for Christ's sake,

602
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Speaker 1: honest key, honestly, Williams.

603
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Speaker 2: But but I was looking at the promo of this

604
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Speaker 2: show and it said that you're going to be sharing

605
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Speaker 2: stuff on stage that you don't usually share in the

606
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Speaker 2: podcast I have. I have listened to your podcast. It

607
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:01,160
Speaker 2: kind of feels like you guys share everything on the pod.

608
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 2: So what are we talking about what's going to come

609
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 2: out on stage?

610
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:06,159
Speaker 7: Believe it or not, we do keep some things to

611
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 7: ourselves because some things were like, we don't need this

612
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:09,360
Speaker 7: to be a headline.

613
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Speaker 12: But then there's a part of you at the show

614
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,440
Speaker 12: where you think, all right, surely there's no media here.

615
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,399
Speaker 7: There's no one that's going to be actually recording this,

616
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 7: So we share some of the things we've just never

617
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Speaker 7: gone to and I'm not going to tell you yet.

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Speaker 12: You're gonna have to come. You're gonna have to ask

619
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Speaker 12: mem if you can come.

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Speaker 7: But it's the stuff that you don't want taken out

621
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Speaker 7: of context and you want to have the control of

622
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Speaker 7: being able to tell the story in person.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this sounds obvious, but there's no recording of

624
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Speaker 1: the live show, so it is very much you've got

625
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Speaker 1: to be there to sort.

626
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Speaker 13: Of yeah, yeah, you have to be that because we

627
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,439
Speaker 13: do a segment on our podcast on life and cut

628
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 13: accidentally unfiltered story. So it's like embarrassing stories. And there

629
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Speaker 13: are a few that Britt and I have held onto

630
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Speaker 13: over the years that we haven't shared, but we will

631
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Speaker 13: be sharing those a lot because sometimes you're like, it's

632
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 13: too much, too far, it's too much.

633
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Speaker 4: Can you give us a tease?

634
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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, like just a couple of key

635
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 1: words maybe, or something like that.

636
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 12: I've pooped myself somewhere. I shouldn't have pooped myself.

637
00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:59,719
Speaker 4: That's not a little more.

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Speaker 15: That's a few keywords, la nude parent, that's a good one.

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Speaker 3: I've got one my story.

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Speaker 14: These are my two keywords, shapewear and it's hyphenated shapewear

641
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Speaker 14: and erection.

642
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 12: With that one.

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00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:34,199
Speaker 3: Is so you say shapewear like spanks?

644
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 4: What is shape?

645
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,439
Speaker 14: Yeah, it's spanks. Well I'm a single boy now, so

646
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 14: I'm back in the dating world. I love to spanks.

647
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 14: In that story, well things got heated and let's just

648
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 14: say parts couldn't be found by the other potential partner.

649
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 14: It was like a Christmas bond, bond wrapped up. But

650
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Speaker 14: when he found the prize, he put that little.

651
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Speaker 13: Okay, just been given a short, little ten spot of

652
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 13: the stuff. Because we know what will happen. He doesn't

653
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 13: know where to stop. It's going to be so fun.

654
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 13: We also have Sam Fisher joining us as well.

655
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Speaker 3: Yeh, so he is he singing?

656
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 5: Does that he get on stage and sing or is

657
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 5: he just chatting?

658
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 7: No, he's performing. He's opening every single show. He's on

659
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Speaker 7: the entire tour with us. We also have some pretty

660
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Speaker 7: huge guests at different shows all over the country. So

661
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Speaker 7: we have Rebel Wilson joining us for a really special

662
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Speaker 7: show in Sydney, Emily Wiz.

663
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Speaker 12: Every location is different. It's going to be incredible.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, it's gone from being like a podcast show to

665
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Speaker 13: a bit of a podcast extravaganza. But you know what,

666
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 13: we don't do things my heart, So we're excited about it.

667
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Speaker 3: Have you locked in your Melbourne guests yet?

668
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Speaker 12: Are you applying?

669
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Speaker 13: I want to know if you have to tell your

670
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Speaker 13: most embarrassing story?

671
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Speaker 5: Keywords to describe it? Would he go first?

672
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 4: Changed locks on house? That's what he? Oh?

673
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 3: Why locks were changed?

674
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 5: Is probably that.

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Speaker 13: Okay, we're coming for you for a little exclusive Will.

676
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Speaker 3: What is yours?

677
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Speaker 4: I don't know what was my first embarrassing story? I

678
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 4: think you're probably best.

679
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Speaker 2: To say it was morning of a Bucks, Morning of

680
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Speaker 2: a Bucks in flind Morning of a Buck.

681
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 3: How we found Will the morning of a Bucks party?

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Speaker 13: Does it kind of ring some sort of hangover vibes?

683
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 13: Is that what we're thinking?

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Speaker 3: It's hangover?

685
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Speaker 13: We're going to be doing a live performance on stage

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Speaker 13: reenacting what happened.

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Speaker 2: Let's please all right, I'm playing the quiz today with

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Speaker 2: God Sharon can I Sharon?

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Speaker 9: Hello?

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Speaker 3: Hello? Thirty seconds on the clock. Sharon.

700
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Speaker 2: You've got to get ten questions right, you can pass

701
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Speaker 2: on any question, got to take your first answer first.

702
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:28,120
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00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,479
Speaker 5: To go towards a trip to Vegas to get married.

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00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 11: Totally wild, Sharon, right, yell, it's a bit of fun.

705
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Speaker 3: Bit of bloody.

706
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Speaker 2: You're going to get the Elvis impersonator to marry you.

707
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 2: Is that the way it works?

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Speaker 6: Of course. Yeah, you can go to Vegas and not

709
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Speaker 6: do that.

710
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Speaker 3: It's bloody awesome.

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Speaker 8: Chair.

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Speaker 3: I hope you win.

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Speaker 4: Let's do this. Let's do it, Sharon. Okay, thirty seconds,

714
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Speaker 4: ten questions? Are you ready?

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00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 11: Ready?

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00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 4: Okay?

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00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 1: What flavor is mint chocolate ice cream? Give me a

718
00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 1: celebrity with the first name Joe? What color card of

719
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 1: the Wiggles drive? What's three times six.

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00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 6: Eight?

721
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 1: What country is the Sydney Harbor Bridge in give me

722
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: a key ingredient in fairy bread?

723
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 4: What a dried grapes called.

724
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 9: Faces?

725
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 1: An animal with no legs? What state is austrai as

726
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 1: capital city? In what does our times?

727
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 4: Bet? Times? Bet?

728
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Speaker 1: You're there, Sharon, I'm sorry, have yourself a one hundred

729
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 1: dollars a porter? About those Sharon enjoy? Don't worry about

730
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 1: going on to Vegas. You take your partner to a porter.

731
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 1: That's the way to his heart.

732
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 11: I reckon bit the chicken.

733
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've asked Joe's to call on thirty one six five.

734
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 1: If your name is Joe, I really want to hear

735
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 1: from you, app because Woods yesterday.

736
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 4: We were actually we're talking about another Joe.

737
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 1: We were talking about Joe Joe right, and you made

738
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 1: a wild prediction. You are a bit of a celeb,

739
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 1: goss extraordinary, a bit of a there's just no need

740
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 1: to bring this up and there's no need to bring

741
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 1: this up on when it comes to celebs.

742
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 4: Aren't you clairvoyant?

743
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 1: So I might say in your relationship amazing You're an

744
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 1: expert really, So anyway, here's what you had to say

745
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 1: about Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner yesterday.

746
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 5: The latest news about Joe Jonas and Sophie.

747
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 2: Turner is that she just appeared at the most recent concert.

748
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 2: Joe has literally gone, Okay, look, things are maybe a

749
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 2: bit shaky.

750
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 3: All I have to.

751
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 17: Do is get Sophie watching me do my thing, and

752
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 17: I guarantee the reports tomorrow they are back on baby,

753
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 17: and divorce is on the horizon, I mean off the horizon.

754
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 3: No divorce is coming.

755
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 1: News today that Joe Jonas is filed for divorce from

756
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 1: Sour couldn't be more wrong, isn't it diametrically opposed to

757
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 1: what actually happens.

758
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 3: It's almost impressive.

759
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:05,479
Speaker 4: How wrong? Yeah, yeah, yeah it is.

760
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 1: But the funny, the funny thing is that it's not

761
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: just bad news for Joe Jonas this year. There are

762
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:15,359
Speaker 1: Joe's all over the world who are having a bit

763
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 1: of a stinker of a twenty twenty three. Have listen

764
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 1: to these other Joe's who are also stinking it up.

765
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:29,319
Speaker 7: Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn had called it quits after

766
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 7: six years of dating.

767
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 13: Sophia Vergara and Joe Manganello are going their separate ways.

768
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 3: Joe Jonas and.

769
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 12: Sophie Turner split after four years of marriage.

770
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 1: Three three Joe's three Joe's who had just copped it

771
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty three, And I just want to see

772
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,279
Speaker 1: if there's a trend going on here.

773
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 4: So look third one, I six ' five is your name? Joe?

774
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 4: And are you stinking it up? In twenty twenty three?

775
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 6: Oh?

776
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 3: They're cursed? They could be Joe number one. This is

777
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,839
Speaker 3: going to be confusing. Joe number one, are you there?

778
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 8: Yep?

779
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 5: Okay, have you good mate? But have you had a stinker?

780
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 9: I've had a stinker. At the start of the eyes,

781
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:13,320
Speaker 9: somebody's driven past and smashed my god over his windows.

782
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,840
Speaker 3: Oh god, this is this is terrifying.

783
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 4: This curse is wow, Joe, that's shocking.

784
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,800
Speaker 2: They didn't come back and give you the details or anything,

785
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 2: just to drive by.

786
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 8: Wish that, Joe.

787
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 4: Wow. After the flyer here, I mean, well, or the

788
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 4: opposite whatever that is. Here's the opposite of a flyer crawler.

789
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 1: Let's go to you're having a stinker into it?

790
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 4: Certainly today. I'm not sure if I call it for

791
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:40,280
Speaker 4: the whole year, but certainly today.

792
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 1: All right, second Joe here, Joe, hello boy, you're you're

793
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 1: having a stinker in twenty twenty three as well.

794
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:49,759
Speaker 6: Oh yes, I'm going to court with my ex.

795
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:54,440
Speaker 3: Wh I'll tell you what there is here.

796
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want to, Joe, it's just like stay

797
00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 2: inside for the.

798
00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 3: Rest of the year.

799
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:00,120
Speaker 4: It's all bad.

800
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:02,320
Speaker 6: Curse.

801
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 5: We've got another show, Joe, The Joe Curse.

802
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 4: Joe. Third, Joe here.

803
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 2: Who's just hung up her phone, just broke. That's the

804
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 2: word I'm getting. That's the word i'm getting.

805
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,800
Speaker 3: Maybe tell you just cut her off? Tells you to

806
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 3: just cut.

807
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,879
Speaker 4: Off all Joe's Yeah, wow and tragic. Oh well, let's

808
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 4: go back to Joe here. Joe too.

809
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 1: At least Woods you want to give Joe a prize

810
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:26,479
Speaker 1: because she's taking her extra court.

811
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 3: Absolutely, Joe.

812
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,320
Speaker 2: I would absolutely love to give you a Spinallese pillow

813
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:32,800
Speaker 2: just to get that head resting.

814
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:34,360
Speaker 6: Oh, thank you boys.

815
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 3: That's great, not a problem at all, Joe.

816
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 10: I'm glad that my bad news could result in a prise.

817
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:43,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, as it should.

818
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 2: As it should when you're fall at least your land

819
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,280
Speaker 2: on something soft like a spinal lease pillow.

820
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 3: And I'm quite serious, I'm going to say.

821
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 4: To all she's gone covered it.

822
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:52,759
Speaker 3: Thank God.

823
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 4: Hate Sweller body. Oh shit, we're in the podcast. Closer.

824
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 1: I'm metronomic like that. Sometimes as soon as the mic

825
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:03,239
Speaker 1: goes on, sometimes I.

826
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 4: Just go for it still on. I love that, I

827
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 4: mean it is, will you.

828
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: But I don't need to do it in my radio

829
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 1: announced voice. Now, look, Woods, we did have a call

830
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 1: from earlier today from a man who's got stage fright

831
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 1: like me, a guy called Joel. He walked into the

832
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: toilets at the airport, stepped up to the plate at

833
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 1: the urinal, stepped straight back down. There were four other

834
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 1: men at breast. Couldn't get the job done. I've been there.

835
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:26,439
Speaker 1: He then had an hour.

836
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 4: And a half come right, yeah, holding on to it.

837
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's on the phone right now. He just

838
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 2: missed coming on air. But Joel, talk to us.

839
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 3: Where are you at?

840
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 4: Mate?

841
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 9: Mate? Just gone?

842
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 2: So where did you go? Because you said you can't

843
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 2: even we on the side of a freeway because that's

844
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 2: too many eyes on you. So where did you go?

845
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:43,839
Speaker 8: Yeah?

846
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 9: I'm home now. The traffic was I think maybe just god, yeah,

847
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,399
Speaker 9: I don't know, saying yeah, the traffic was really good.

848
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:52,919
Speaker 9: So I got home quicker than I thought.

849
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 1: And yeah, no, grouse to absolutely grouse.

850
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,839
Speaker 2: How was the feeling like? Where were scale of one

851
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 2: to ten, like, how busting?

852
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 3: Will you? Mate?

853
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 9: Oh? I was getting to the play where I didn't

854
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 9: think I was going to make it.

855
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

856
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,840
Speaker 2: Have you ever had if you had an incident in

857
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 2: the car where you've had to like go in the

858
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 2: in a bottle or something?

859
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,319
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, not really nice. I'm always in the car

860
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 9: with someone else, but like gets it gets to the

861
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 9: point where you start to feel a bit sick.

862
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know it's not good for you at all?

863
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 4: How long? How long was that? How long was the

864
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 4: way Joel? If you know what I mean?

865
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 9: Asking long long long and yeah, and so.

866
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 3: You're totally when you're at home?

867
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 2: What if what if I was just in there, like

868
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 2: the bathroom next to you and you and you were

869
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 2: wean at home?

870
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 3: Would you still be okay?

871
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 9: Nah? So even if I were fit, like my girlfriend

872
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 9: or anything, she walks in like, it'll just like no joke, it.

873
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 1: Will just stop you cut stream halfway through?

874
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, would you?

875
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 5: Would you have been able to we with Will and

876
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 5: I on the phone to you?

877
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 9: Well, I was debating if I should call up while

878
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 9: I was doing but I thought, if you're on the phone, no,

879
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 9: it'll stop.

880
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 2: That is the extraordinary Gel that is absolutely if there

881
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 2: was a dog in the room.

882
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 9: Even yeah, I've got to cut it home, just I

883
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 9: have to be completely alone. Wow, yeah, maybe an insect.

884
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,800
Speaker 9: It's so bad, like even because I'm a trade even

885
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 9: on the construction side of how you've got the portal loose?

886
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, like even then if I know, if I'm

887
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 9: in there and I can hear someone who's tried to

888
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:37,240
Speaker 9: open the door on me, I can't, like I'll stop

889
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:37,919
Speaker 9: halfway through.

890
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,760
Speaker 4: Oh wow, what about a pot plant?

891
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,920
Speaker 9: Maybe a pop player should be all right?

892
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what happens when you're on a plane job

893
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 2: because obviously you know then there's a lot of people

894
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 2: on a plane.

895
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 9: Well, like because I just got off a four hour

896
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:53,799
Speaker 9: flight from Perth and so I was holding on that

897
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 9: whole time, and then the car ride home it's been

898
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 9: about seven hours in making you.

899
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 4: Wow, that is actually crippling, Joel.

900
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:06,280
Speaker 3: Do you where do you live? Mate?

901
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 9: I live in Melbourne.

902
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 3: I reckon, I reckon.

903
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,800
Speaker 2: We need to get you involved here with will I reckon.

904
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 2: I think we need to get both of you guys.

905
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 1: Freedom hypnotism, Joel, anything that thinks it really like, it's

906
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:22,839
Speaker 1: just yeah, it's pretty bad.

907
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 2: We might forget you involved. I reckon, can you, Joel,

908
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if we asked this on air. Was

909
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 2: there like a moment where you started getting the stage front.

910
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 9: It's pretty much been for as long as I can remember.

911
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 3: Bloody.

912
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, bloody and it's but no story comes to

913
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 2: mind of like a bad incident at a europe.

914
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 9: Not really not hell.

915
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 2: Mate, I want to cure you. I'm quite passionate about this.

916
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 5: I think we need to help you, and I think

917
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 5: we need to help Will.

918
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:53,240
Speaker 4: Yeah.

919
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 5: And we just need to get you pissing fairly, mate, And.

920
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 1: I think that, you know, the ultimate goal here would be,

921
00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:59,800
Speaker 1: you know, the two of us standing at a urinal

922
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 1: just bombs away, shoulders should Yeah, I'd imagine that moment

923
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 1: free Willy, I'd be ground.

924
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 2: It would be bloody awesome, it'd be it'd be a

925
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 2: special moment to share between the two.

926
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 4: Been loving to talk to your job.

927
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 9: Yeah, no, awesome, Thank you, good luck.

928
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 3: Keep you boy.

929
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,439
Speaker 4: Thanks for letting us know as well. What a bloody legend,

930
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 4: What a bloody legend.

931
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 2: We've got to I hockon, we've got to get him involved. Yeah,

932
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,319
Speaker 2: I just think, yeah, as you said, he's just crippling Yeah,

933
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 2: he's had a four.

934
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,360
Speaker 3: Hour flight and then an hour drive and he couldn't

935
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 3: wear the.

936
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 4: Whole time, six or seven hours.

937
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 2: He must get stressed about drinking water. Yeah, you think

938
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 2: about every cup of tea like everything you'd be you'd

939
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 2: be over. He wouldn't have coffe because coffee is a diarretic.

940
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 2: I just can't imagine living like that. Play put you

941
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 2: put your penises out for jol. What you can put

942
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 2: out for him? Put your toilet paper for jol?

943
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 4: What works there? Your paper out?

944
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what I mean, because it's not really toilet.

945
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 4: Papers, it's out your toilets.

946
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 2: I just think about tonight when you're taking away.

947
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 4: Don't put your penis out for Jell, and they could

948
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:14,880
Speaker 4: be fine. A few people I've int of trouble penis

949
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 4: is that I've seen a lot of chop on the

950
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 4: drive home. Alright, we'll see you guys tomorrow.