Speaker 1: Got anything good.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm our show. We were HARKing back to the
Speaker 3: heydays of themed restaurants, but just a rio. I went
Speaker 3: to one over the weekend, Spitfire down near actually in
Speaker 3: rose Boden. Within years ago, when you were a kid,
Speaker 3: there used to be a lot more so here was
Speaker 3: a prime time for themed restaurants. Now it's not the thing.
Speaker 4: Confirming that Witches in Bridges, though, is still strong.
Speaker 3: We had quite a few notes about that. Now twenty
Speaker 3: four hours on Patsy, You've had to think. I've had
Speaker 3: a think, Jackie Boys had to think about actually some
Speaker 3: new ideas. So listener, you now become Mark Cuban in
Speaker 3: Shark Tank. All right, you started thinking would I invest
Speaker 3: in any of these new twenty twenty five we're bringing
Speaker 3: it back, the themed restaurant, Patsy, you'll go into the
Speaker 3: tank first of all.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're going to want to invest in this because
Speaker 5: I've come up with this brilliant idea for a sex
Speaker 5: in the city thing, restaurant in the city.
Speaker 6: This would be fantastic.
Speaker 3: What's it called Sex and the City. You wouldn't get
Speaker 3: any licensing for that, Well, it's a global brand shut down.
Speaker 3: Within an hour, there'd be a cease and desist thing.
Speaker 6: But no, I listen to this. It would be great.
Speaker 5: I would have little intimate tables of four for you
Speaker 5: to take you and three of your best friends, and
Speaker 5: there'd be Cosmos on tap off.
Speaker 3: To one so lightly seat of like pints draft. You've
Speaker 3: got draft pipes of Cosmo. It's a great idea.
Speaker 6: Cosmopolitans.
Speaker 5: And then off one side you could get a money
Speaker 5: or a pity if you wanted. And then at the
Speaker 5: back there'd be a manalo blantic store to get some
Speaker 5: shoes and some bags.
Speaker 3: How wealthy do you think your customers are? About two
Speaker 3: thousand bucks a shoe, aren't they?
Speaker 5: It would be price shoe, one of those real estate
Speaker 5: somewhere in Colin Street.
Speaker 3: This has got to be toua.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I can see it.
Speaker 3: You had me up until the over price shoes.
Speaker 4: They're are so domestic on Shark Tank as well, that
Speaker 4: they would say, and if every patron bought one pair
Speaker 4: of shoes, then by the end of the year you
Speaker 4: make fifty million dollars.
Speaker 3: However, Patsy, the actual core idea, I can imagine that being.
Speaker 5: Successful with yes, So can I have just got to
Speaker 5: come up with the name where I won't get suited
Speaker 5: sex not the city yeah maybe, well yeah, but it
Speaker 5: is in the city. If it was two rek, you could.
Speaker 3: Sex outside the city bank in the city ockering it.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, and a place where wait they've got Cosmo
Speaker 3: on draft isn't offering it. It's a high end joint.
Speaker 3: Well in a town that is footy mad? How come
Speaker 3: anyone hasn't come on the idea of combining the love
Speaker 3: of footy with the love of food. They have right
Speaker 3: now Fantasy food ball once more? Once more you see
Speaker 3: it a neon and go hang on a minute, there's
Speaker 3: a genius come up here combined two of the cities
Speaker 3: love food and foote to see foodball. So straight away
Speaker 3: when you're booking, they would ask you what team do
Speaker 3: you bear it for? Okay, then you'd be served by
Speaker 3: someone in your team's outfit.
Speaker 4: Oh that's good. But then do you see that same
Speaker 4: way to later like take off a shirt and put on.
Speaker 3: You'd have a designated so it's this your guy. So
Speaker 3: for me, he'd be the I'd be at the D's
Speaker 3: table and the menu would then be D's related the whole.
Speaker 3: Every item would be a D's thing for your team. Yes,
Speaker 3: you'd have Christian Petranca's ribs, Max Pawn's this good, This
Speaker 3: is good? Are you investing in the shark Tanknician?
Speaker 4: I am? I would go and to see food Ball,
Speaker 4: go to food Am I try and do this.
Speaker 3: This season is a pop up. You need a lot
Speaker 3: of stuff, don't you think now? Because some guy might
Speaker 3: have no one, no cats fans, it's just hiding at
Speaker 3: the bottom.
Speaker 4: Poor Goldhurst Wader doesn't get to do anything.
Speaker 3: Jackie boy, what's your idea for theme dress?
Speaker 4: Okay, this is going to sound familiar because I've pitched
Speaker 4: it before as a cinema idea.
Speaker 3: Where rehash rewarm leftovers.
Speaker 4: But a restaurant where all the weight is also a
Speaker 4: trained massuses so that while you're eating, they give you
Speaker 4: a shoulder message.
Speaker 6: Who wants a message?
Speaker 3: Is creepy creep giving me a shoulder rum? I'm trying
Speaker 3: to eat, you know my max problems. They're relaxing you,
Speaker 3: No some stranger you don't know when they're trying to
Speaker 3: chat to somebody?
Speaker 4: No no, no, okay, so you know, maybe in between courses,
Speaker 4: in between courses, tell you don't have to be what
Speaker 4: it's not.
Speaker 3: Why you're chats a guy giving her shoulder just going
Speaker 3: on my est once i'mming on top of it.
Speaker 4: But you've got somebody at the same time, so it
Speaker 4: doesn't it feels better.
Speaker 3: Again, This is a whole sex thing. It's worse in
Speaker 3: Patsy's idea.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Gold Wanted four point three Christian O'Connell's show. Now, I
Speaker 3: am shocked. I did not know about this that you
Speaker 3: can the there are storm making Saints.
Speaker 4: Yes, because Pope Francis, who's recovering from his double naemo,
Speaker 4: want to come back. One of the things he wanted
Speaker 4: to do if he was going to it looks like
Speaker 4: he's getting better. But when he thought he wouldn't make
Speaker 4: it was he wanted to rush from Saints through they
Speaker 4: keep making.
Speaker 3: What was it like when when Biden was like in
Speaker 3: his last day there was just partnering his old family
Speaker 3: and that shady son of his he rush rush them through. Oh,
Speaker 3: that chef I've had Rais has been amazing. Saint Saint Gary,
Speaker 3: Saint of like Blingingburgers. There's the barristow who's been making
Speaker 3: my morning coffee sent Keith.
Speaker 4: Well, Australia made a saint. I want to say, in
Speaker 4: the last fifteen twenty years.
Speaker 3: So do you need to be dead to be to
Speaker 3: become a saint? Yes?
Speaker 6: I think you do, don't you.
Speaker 3: I think you can only apply a couple of years
Speaker 3: after your death. Yeah, obviously someone on your behalf five
Speaker 3: years after you or did it paperwork and then you die?
Speaker 6: Is it five?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: Five years after your death they start the canonization process.
Speaker 4: If you're picked, and what do you.
Speaker 3: Go to the post office and get the canonization form.
Speaker 4: I don't know how to actually do it. They like
Speaker 4: the Pope. The Pope has to he rubber Stanca definitely has.
Speaker 3: He got enough going on, like some sort of blessing
Speaker 3: the sick of the world without doing admin of all
Speaker 3: these flipping saint requests I'm getting every day.
Speaker 4: I remember with Mary McKillop, who's the Australian saint, and
Speaker 4: I think she's the only one we had to prove
Speaker 4: to the Pope at the time Benedict that she had
Speaker 4: done at least two miracles.
Speaker 3: That's why one miracle have that sainthood too? How do
Speaker 3: you prove them? Why?
Speaker 4: I don't know. That's why it's such a long proce.
Speaker 3: Hey listen, we've got some photos and it was sort
Speaker 3: of fire up the pampoint presentation now Benedict by the way,
Speaker 3: and second side here miracle. Look at this, she's walking
Speaker 3: on water on the garra right. It's incredible she would
Speaker 3: do water to Why what miracles? What miracles had she done?
Speaker 4: Do you remember personally?
Speaker 5: But apparently we've got a second saint, Eileen O'Connor. So
Speaker 5: the women are leading the plane.
Speaker 4: Oh, we do have a second saint apparently, or she
Speaker 4: she gets she's doing the.
Speaker 5: Process in the process has long been considered a saint waiting,
Speaker 5: but she's now taken a few official steps down the path.
Speaker 3: Surely it can't be the miracle thing. I surely it's
Speaker 3: just probably someone who did a good life of service.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, no, but it's got to be exceptional.
Speaker 4: But sat I think saint is what do you mean
Speaker 4: curing people of stuff?
Speaker 3: Yeah? How do you cure something?
Speaker 4: I thought Mary McKillop was like, oh, she cured somebody's
Speaker 4: cancer something like that, and that was one of the
Speaker 4: miracles that we had.
Speaker 3: Hang on, two producers behind you start pointing at you
Speaker 3: like he's correct, Yes, that's correct. What do you guys know?
Speaker 7: So she was required to do two miracles which involved
Speaker 7: scientifically inexplicitly recovering two Australian women from critical illnesses, including
Speaker 7: one from lukemi another one from inoperable lung cancer or
Speaker 7: curing it.
Speaker 4: Curing it?
Speaker 3: What would the power of prayer or touch or hands?
Speaker 7: I don't know, I assume so, but yeah, she that
Speaker 7: were those were the two miracles that she performed and
Speaker 7: that gave her sainthood.
Speaker 3: Wow, what at how many real? How many saints are there?
Speaker 4: There's over ten thousand, so a lot of miracles going on.
Speaker 3: So there are still saints being canonized in the modern times. Yeah,
Speaker 3: now are you saints?
Speaker 4: How many says a year?
Speaker 3: Do you reckon?
Speaker 4: They're doing well?
Speaker 3: Find out?
Speaker 2: During the news Pleaece make it Christian Connell Show podcast, one.
Speaker 3: Of the producers running and said, Patsy House got a
Speaker 3: pig story. If you need to go to her, you know,
Speaker 3: we've got fire. We are holding fire right now, guys,
Speaker 3: rest assured, do not touch that dial. We've got you
Speaker 3: carvered all right today? Have you got a store about
Speaker 3: a mix up? Might be the wrong venue or the
Speaker 3: right venue but just a wrong date. Some friends of
Speaker 3: mine were telling me over the weekend they went to
Speaker 3: the wrong funeral a couple of weeks ago, and it
Speaker 3: wasn't one of those where there was a photo and
Speaker 3: they were in the front row, like you were uninvited
Speaker 3: at my mother in law's funeral. It's the it's the
Speaker 3: it's the family, family, family, only in the front row.
Speaker 3: It's the people actually who are the next in line
Speaker 3: to be in the coffee. It's stretching that six and
Speaker 3: five frame out, nodding to me like how you doing now?
Speaker 3: You don't not like that at a funeral either. Hey,
Speaker 3: I see Jackie. Postman here, postman here, I see you
Speaker 3: at the way. Is there food? Can I validate my parking?
Speaker 4: I didn't get a chance to say hello to you
Speaker 4: before it started.
Speaker 3: Oh I saw you as they got up to do
Speaker 3: the ulogy, going my god, front row. I'm son in
Speaker 3: law one hundred percent on front row. Anyway, the mix up.
Speaker 3: My friends were in the front row at the funeral.
Speaker 3: It starts. And of course at the funeral, you don't
Speaker 3: keep looking around going hi, well Jack does, but other
Speaker 3: humans you don't turn around to check who's coming in
Speaker 3: and going thumb to doing that. We'll catch up later on.
Speaker 3: So there's heads down, being respectful to the person they
Speaker 3: thought they were paying their respects to, and about ten
Speaker 3: minutes in, they're nine chees going to going. They're saying,
Speaker 3: we're at the wrong funeral, and they waiting on the
Speaker 3: ten minutes to pluck up the courage because they're in
Speaker 3: the front row because it looks like you're coming. You know,
Speaker 3: I never liked this guy. I want no part of
Speaker 3: this funeral. I can't sit here and put up with
Speaker 3: this bs anymore. But they realized we're now really late
Speaker 3: for the actual actual funeral of the person we're really
Speaker 3: upset about, so they had to excuse me, excuse me,
Speaker 3: excuse me to head their way out. So we're looking
Speaker 3: for your stories about mix up. This morning. Yesterday, I
Speaker 3: was talking about how my wife and I were out
Speaker 3: for dinner and it was chaos at this restaurant, and
Speaker 3: the guy told me that they just had to fire
Speaker 3: the chef because, wait for this, he'd been caught for
Speaker 3: the third time eating the cake that guests had brought
Speaker 3: along for our birthday parties. And so it was the
Speaker 3: three who knew chefs had three strikes and no, I
Speaker 3: mean make your own cake. You know how to do it, mate,
Speaker 3: don't eat amateurs bringing shabbyly homemade cakes in as well.
Speaker 3: So unusual reasons you got fired.
Speaker 4: When I worked at the Melbourne Cup Carnival, which are busy,
Speaker 4: long days. There's only four days.
Speaker 6: I didn't know you were.
Speaker 3: I didn't I tell you what there were we going
Speaker 3: to say you if you're actually doing a lot of
Speaker 3: full days in him.
Speaker 6: Why did you have to do this?
Speaker 4: So we were running back of house, so you run
Speaker 4: food to the marquees so that all the fancy people
Speaker 4: will get the boys drink. So you're busy running back
Speaker 4: and forth all day. Can't afford to lose a team member.
Speaker 4: We had one guy get fired because he left midway
Speaker 4: through the day to get a haircut.
Speaker 3: You are kidding, and that person is on the shot
Speaker 3: right now, all right, unusual reason we're getting fired. And
Speaker 3: then you want to know why Patsy's prime with the
Speaker 3: pig story. Your pig stories, Patsy, what is it?
Speaker 5: Well, my mum grew up on a farm and they
Speaker 5: had pigs and one of the piglets got out and
Speaker 5: my pa so there was Mum's one of eight girls
Speaker 5: no boyes so, and because Mum was one of the eldest,
Speaker 5: par had called out to her, listen, can you come
Speaker 5: over help me get.
Speaker 6: This pig in.
Speaker 5: So anyway, Mum managed to usher it into its pen,
Speaker 5: and as my Pa opened the gate to let it in,
Speaker 5: he's sort of you know, got his foot in you go,
Speaker 5: and accidentally kicked the fence post and broke his toe. Anyway,
Speaker 5: he was so embarrassed about the fact that he'd broken
Speaker 5: his toe that when he went to the GP, he
Speaker 5: said that he'd like tripped over. Could not admit that
Speaker 5: he was trying to get the pig back into the pen.
Speaker 4: Which is I think it's calmer. I think he was
Speaker 4: trying to kick that pig.
Speaker 6: No, not at all.
Speaker 3: Wasn't like that, Thank you kin. Have you heard it?
Speaker 3: Have you heard it? It's what about potential animal cruelty? Anyway?
Speaker 3: Have you got a pig story? Also, how do we
Speaker 3: get the sound effect? This sounds like command is making
Speaker 3: pig noises into the producers? Is just a guy attending
Speaker 3: to me a pig, isn't it? Anyway, everything's ready, We
Speaker 3: just need your pig stories.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: We're looking for stories about mix ups and pig stories. Darcy,
Speaker 3: good morning, Good morning to you as well. How are
Speaker 3: you good, Darcy, welcome to the show. Thank you very
Speaker 3: much for calling us.
Speaker 8: That's okay, thanks for having me.
Speaker 3: Okay, please we need the pig story of course.
Speaker 8: So I grew up in a small country town and
Speaker 8: when I was about eleven or twelve, my best friend
Speaker 8: thought it would be a great idea to steal her
Speaker 8: mom's credit card and buy a teacup pig off eBay,
Speaker 8: or what she thought was a teacup pig. Sure enough,
Speaker 8: a few weeks later, when her mum had realized that
Speaker 8: credit card has been charged and the pig rocked up
Speaker 8: at the front door, everyone was a bit confused.
Speaker 3: Have just got the semester?
Speaker 9: Way?
Speaker 3: You said? The pig rocked up at the door like
Speaker 3: it was banging the door with its snout and went, hello,
Speaker 3: you've ordered me? I think bloody ages to get here.
Speaker 3: Trains are all screwed up, and to get one of
Speaker 3: those a place on bus services? Where's the sty.
Speaker 8: Pretty much how it happened, yeah, basically, but essentially the
Speaker 8: pig was not a teacup pig.
Speaker 3: It was a full grown natural pig.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, grew to be quite large in fact,
Speaker 8: and her mum ended up kicking her out into the
Speaker 8: back shed, which they converted because.
Speaker 3: That's a mistake these kids. After and the punishment my
Speaker 3: living in a start for a year, they.
Speaker 8: Converted it to her bedroom. Not too wrrious, okay, and
Speaker 8: she shared it with Albert the pig.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: The daughter really was kicked out.
Speaker 3: I thought it was a misunderstanding, but no. So she
Speaker 3: had to then live with the pig in the bedroom.
Speaker 8: She she did. She faced, really have.
Speaker 3: Got to face physically the pigs now face the book.
Speaker 3: Last thing is see it at night, first in the morning.
Speaker 3: Your mistake. Wow, that is some story. Maybe tomorrow we
Speaker 3: talk about extreme punishment. That is Darcy, great story. Thank
Speaker 3: you very much for sharing at the sworn. Let's get
Speaker 3: a Victoria now. Good morning, Victoria, Good morning, everybody. Good morning, Victual.
Speaker 3: Off you go. You've got a that about a mix up?
Speaker 1: Yes, I do so.
Speaker 10: It's probably about twenty five years ago, you know, back
Speaker 10: in the day of the knock your phone and from
Speaker 10: the very early in the morning, about six o'clock, my
Speaker 10: phone started ringing, and I was kidding, these very unusual
Speaker 10: calls and questions about myself. But these calls just kept
Speaker 10: coming all day long, so there could have been twenty
Speaker 10: or thirty calls. And what I discovered is that someone
Speaker 10: in another state had accidentally popped my number down for
Speaker 10: some special adult services. So I ended up getting these unusual,
Speaker 10: unusual calls.
Speaker 4: And so he's an honest mistake, not like not someone
Speaker 4: trying to prank for you.
Speaker 3: Is the idea of a prank, Watch watch out, passy
Speaker 3: if you're getting boughs. Jackie Boys done one of his
Speaker 3: hooker pranks again, I know, is that Christian man jacket?
Speaker 9: That guy I thought someone like that. This was back
Speaker 9: in the trading Post's what I discovered that someone, I mean,
Speaker 9: I imagine it's just popped one wrong digiting when the
Speaker 9: ad was placed and I got the call. So the
Speaker 9: lady which I would say, the lady of the day
Speaker 9: and not the lady of the night, because the calls
Speaker 9: were coming, you know, thinking past all day long.
Speaker 3: I've never heard the phrase a lady of the day.
Speaker 3: A woman of the night, yes, but not a lady
Speaker 3: of the day. These are obviously horny daytime people, you know,
Speaker 3: want a little mid morning to night.
Speaker 4: Six am is the first call.
Speaker 9: That's the news agency.
Speaker 3: It's like getting your work out him before work, isn't it.
Speaker 11: You know?
Speaker 9: Well, in the end I left me at the phone
Speaker 9: at the the on a desk in the office because
Speaker 9: everyone knew what was happening, and anyone, you know, was
Speaker 9: welcome to go and answer the phone as these people
Speaker 9: were just calling all day long.
Speaker 4: Did you have to change a number?
Speaker 9: Well, no, I guess I'm not quite sure how often
Speaker 9: the training post came out back then, but it did
Speaker 9: die off I suppose so. But yeah, I guess you
Speaker 9: lost out a lot of business I didn't want.
Speaker 3: All right, Victoria, thank you very much. The story very funny.
Speaker 3: Thanks for shoving anyway. Good morning, Debbie, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Hi, how you doing.
Speaker 3: I'm good. You got to still about a mix up, Debbie.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I had a big mix up. That was
Speaker 1: my cousin's big Macedonian wedding on the other side of
Speaker 1: town to where we lived. So we had quite a
Speaker 1: hike to get there, and I had my parents and
Speaker 1: brothers coming down from the country. So we're heading over
Speaker 1: in a big convoy. But it was daylight savings the
Speaker 1: night before, so instead of putting the crop forward.
Speaker 7: I put it back.
Speaker 1: So we ended up getting a call on the way
Speaker 1: to the wedding. Where are you? Where are you? Well,
Speaker 1: we're on our way. We're sort of halfway there there.
Speaker 1: Then they go, well, the ceremony is finished, it's over.
Speaker 3: Oh no, oh my god, that's a clock changed the
Speaker 3: wrong way as well.
Speaker 4: One thing, but now you've got a two hour because.
Speaker 3: You've got them. That's awful.
Speaker 1: I've got mom and dad follow me, and mind you,
Speaker 1: it was back before your mobile phones twenty years ago
Speaker 1: changed the time. So yeah, they're ringing and got mom
Speaker 1: and dad following me, the brothers after that, the big
Speaker 1: convoy to the wedding. So we finally we finally get there.
Speaker 1: We're meeting at a pub after the ceremony, and then
Speaker 1: before the reception. I walk in the pub and everyone's
Speaker 1: big Ben's here. Big Ben's here. So that's stuck for
Speaker 1: twenty years. I will never live that down.
Speaker 3: No, no, it's such a devastating. Now, no, you never
Speaker 3: for me once and then you arrived and they're now married,
Speaker 3: happily married, aren't they.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're happily married.
Speaker 12: Yeah, big Ben, you don't chuck that around lightly, gotcha,
Speaker 12: all right, big Ben again, Debbie, thank you very much,
Speaker 12: the story mate, have a good day.
Speaker 1: Okay, you two, thanks bye bye.
Speaker 2: The Christian o'connall Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: Over the weekend. Patsy, do you have lot of candles
Speaker 3: in your home?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 6: We have heaps of candles?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: We are you the candle person? I am?
Speaker 6: I often burn one on a daily basis.
Speaker 3: I'm the counter person in my house. Right. I love candles,
Speaker 3: love scented ones. Anyway, I bought some the other week
Speaker 3: and they're are these big old, sort of fat ones
Speaker 3: that you might get in a crypto a Prince video care,
Speaker 3: really really big white thing for about six inches.
Speaker 6: We're talking a three wicker. Sorry, we're talking a three wicker.
Speaker 3: What's that? Then?
Speaker 12: Well?
Speaker 6: Has it got three wicks in the top? Is it
Speaker 6: that big?
Speaker 3: You've got a couple of two wickers? Wicker? You got guys?
Speaker 3: Sort out?
Speaker 6: Do I need to triple barrel it up?
Speaker 10: Wow?
Speaker 3: We are three wicker. There's always levels of this life,
Speaker 3: isn't there? Anyway? So this this is a it is
Speaker 3: a big fat old candle.
Speaker 4: With your hands, you're doing like barrel.
Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, it's a great one. Okay, And it's
Speaker 3: got this really even wider wooden bass.
Speaker 4: So it's beautiful. It is that what you want to
Speaker 4: re impress him?
Speaker 3: It is? Yeah, yeah, yeah, and thought about that now,
Speaker 3: I wonder it's heavily discount have this fire bomb. I
Speaker 3: I blew it out and it took quite a lot
Speaker 3: of path from right. Seriously, God, it's like a whim
Speaker 3: half technique you got to do to try, dizzy, just trying,
Speaker 3: and then I wanted to move that came, but obviously
Speaker 3: I didn't realize that obviously with a big, fat, heavy, heavy,
Speaker 3: but also so much molten wax. That's the word. That's
Speaker 3: what I was, super molten. It's had so much hot wax.
Speaker 3: As I moved it, it fell into me and the
Speaker 3: hot wax went all over my trousers. Oh dear, yeah,
Speaker 3: and through yeah scolded me. However, Uh, there was some
Speaker 3: friends having dinner with us, and unfortunately, when I reappeared screaming,
Speaker 3: that was a rather unfortunate scene. There was hot, hot,
Speaker 3: gooey wax. Uh oh, my trousers down a thigh. Okay, Sadly,
Speaker 3: some childish comments were said, okay, because these people are
Speaker 3: not adults, and it did look avoid And what made
Speaker 3: it worse is it was hot and melty and running
Speaker 3: and I was screaming, screaming, and you're screaming. It's it's
Speaker 3: actually a lot of a scene. Look like someone put
Speaker 3: in a show just for having dinner.
Speaker 4: Okay, so what do you run yourself under a sink
Speaker 4: or the shower head? What did you do?
Speaker 3: Yes, that's what I did. Actually I got in wearing
Speaker 3: the clothes. I just ran into the showers and Patsy,
Speaker 3: what would you advise? How am I going to get?
Speaker 4: These?
Speaker 3: Are my favorite? Change? Does anyone Everyone has their favorite
Speaker 3: pair of cheese, don't they?
Speaker 6: You know what I do? I'll tell you what you do.
Speaker 5: Whack them in the freezer, put them in the fret
Speaker 5: and put them in the freezer.
Speaker 3: When they freeze, will get solid.
Speaker 6: Yeah well yeah, but when you get it, get them out.
Speaker 6: It would be really easy.
Speaker 3: Just get a NiFe solid lakes of water.
Speaker 4: Are the wax there for good?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 5: Won no, no, no no, because it'll melt. The jeans
Speaker 5: will eventually melt. But put him in the frazer.
Speaker 3: Can melt in the freezer.
Speaker 4: Frost is what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 6: Put him in the frazer.
Speaker 3: So I just fold them up and shove them in
Speaker 3: the free.
Speaker 6: Shove them in the freezer for a day or two, and.
Speaker 3: Then what will actually what will happen?
Speaker 5: Then you just be able to pick and pick the
Speaker 5: I don't know what happens chemically, scientifically, but it works.
Speaker 3: Of this show. So put them in the freezer and
Speaker 3: then just pick it off. Yes, thank you, Pantcy. All right,
Speaker 3: what have you been covered in? That's the only way
Speaker 3: to do it.
Speaker 4: This is the logical. Next stay Jack.
Speaker 3: It's like evil can evil. You've got to red that
Speaker 3: throttle up and just go. Why does he want to
Speaker 3: jump over a canyon? Just watch? What have you been
Speaker 3: covered in? Hot wax? For me? What's it for you?
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Can be Tuesday. On the show, we have to ask
Speaker 3: you you how's your Monday? Your Monday winner or loser.
Speaker 3: I'm a Monday winner today. So my twenty year old daughter,
Speaker 3: she came home unexpected to have dinner with my wife
Speaker 3: and I and this is a treat. Now, Okay, they
Speaker 3: come back. They come back like boomerangs. And so my
Speaker 3: daughter and I we cooked together. My wife from entering
Speaker 3: is in a new chapter of her life. She's gone
Speaker 3: back to college. She's at university and she's at the Trope.
Speaker 3: She's doing a master's degree, and so it means that
Speaker 3: right now I've lost my wife to studying and books. Yesterday,
Speaker 3: of course mate came around. It was so cute, like
Speaker 3: a couple of year twelve was and they were like
Speaker 3: their laptops. I don't understand this bit? Do you munder
Speaker 3: stand this bit? And I've got to say I was eavesdropping.
Speaker 3: You've had a spied on your own partner sometimes up
Speaker 3: to something and they don't do not chrissy, can you
Speaker 3: just not be around or something? So she's hitting the book.
Speaker 3: So I was doing dinner yesterday, so my twenty year
Speaker 3: old daughter and I were cooking together, and that was
Speaker 3: that's just so much fun. I love cook commudict we're
Speaker 3: making Yesterday I bought something called I've never had it
Speaker 3: in my life, but it was a chicken that I
Speaker 3: just had to shove in the oven. It was called
Speaker 3: a Tuscan chicken. So it was pre spiced to shove
Speaker 3: it in the in the oven for forty five minutes.
Speaker 3: And I noticed my wife said, are you right to
Speaker 3: take care of dinner tonight? I said, yeah, it's and
Speaker 3: I've got that. You hit the books, okay, And then
Speaker 3: she said, please, also, can you make a salad? And
Speaker 3: I was, no, one's grateful for a salad that you've made.
Speaker 4: I just have a tuscan chicken in the middle of
Speaker 4: the time.
Speaker 3: I was going to have some potatoes and a sauce,
Speaker 3: and that's a really nice dinner, okay. But anyway, so
Speaker 3: I was. I saw that we had some costs letters,
Speaker 3: and so I found myself googling zesty costs lettuce salad recipes,
Speaker 3: and guys, I've got to say, I made my I
Speaker 3: don't think I've only ever made about three salads in
Speaker 3: my lifetime.
Speaker 4: Why was that watery? Remember you made it watery? Salad?
Speaker 4: So water?
Speaker 3: I made improvise in the kitchen. I'm more jazz than
Speaker 3: classical arrangements. I made a salad. The kids still talk
Speaker 3: about it now. Right, one of their friends was around
Speaker 3: and my kids were, God, this is disgusting. And this
Speaker 3: kid went, what's in this? Blueberries? Olive oil, and kettle chips, lettuce, cheese, right,
Speaker 3: and then may he's on top salt and pepper. Again.
Speaker 3: If you haven't got a pen, I'll put this up
Speaker 3: online on our Facebook page, because you want to make
Speaker 3: this basically juicy blueberry mulch. It was all runny and
Speaker 3: just horrible soggy. You gotta sell it a child, child
Speaker 3: around what Quite a few people said, like a child
Speaker 3: might do? All right? So then I made this. I
Speaker 3: found the salad recipe yesterday so good. People had seconds. Okay,
Speaker 3: this salad so good. I've made the leftover so this morning.
Speaker 3: Soon as today's show is done, I've got a nice
Speaker 3: leftover chicken Tuscan chicken salad recipe. All right, guys. Cost
Speaker 3: Lettuce also had lemon, two lemons juiced, and the zest
Speaker 3: of those lemons. Okay, another google on church gpt what
Speaker 3: is lemon zest? So you know you get the and
Speaker 3: you great only the yellow bit, not the white. That's it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and you've got to get a very fine greater to
Speaker 3: do there. Okay, Then you add olive oil. Then he
Speaker 3: had the salt and pepper. But here's the game changer.
Speaker 3: A cup of grated parmesan. Oh yeahs altogether with that lemon,
Speaker 3: that parmesan and that olive and the salt and pepper.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that is a great ass salad.
Speaker 4: See what you can do with basic ingredients rather than
Speaker 4: throwing blueberries, kettle chips.
Speaker 6: Anything from the peantry.
Speaker 3: Basically, tonight, I'm actually going to google zesty recipes involving blueberries.
Speaker 2: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Jack Post has arrived on the show today. A world
Speaker 3: of pain because you are in the world that I've
Speaker 3: been in for the last six months. In our pantry,
Speaker 3: you have resident weevil?
Speaker 4: Do you still have weavels?
Speaker 3: They? I reckon, We've gone full Trump on them. There's
Speaker 3: been a mass deportation. I'm swatting them in the middle
Speaker 3: of the night and marched them out there. Ninety of
Speaker 3: them have been dealt with well.
Speaker 4: I said to my wife, I said, you know where
Speaker 4: this is from. O'Connell.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I bought them in to the studio.
Speaker 4: Some of them jump backa knits.
Speaker 3: You're sorry. I've taken them from bay side and now
Speaker 3: you've moved them.
Speaker 4: So we're day one, which yesterday was all and everything, brains, tear.
Speaker 3: Seeds, almost nuts.
Speaker 4: That your boy, thankfully.
Speaker 3: That yeah, you're right. The rice and the pasta all
Speaker 3: has to go.
Speaker 4: And when I was doing so, I was opening up
Speaker 4: every bag and I was like, no, this one's fine,
Speaker 4: Like no, you gotta really get in.
Speaker 3: This was literally the conversation with my wife and I,
Speaker 3: so much so that my wife googled the difference between
Speaker 3: male and female optic nerves because she's like, I don't
Speaker 3: see how you can't see this. She goes, this is
Speaker 3: your idea of looking at stuff. It's like a surface
Speaker 3: level quick side to side because you've got to really
Speaker 3: pair in there.
Speaker 4: But I didn't know they were so tiny. Microscally yeah, microscopic.
Speaker 4: I don't know the size of a fly. And we'd go, well,
Speaker 4: there's one there, but there that's an affect. These are tiny,
Speaker 4: tiny little things. So you're most smaller than a pinhead.
Speaker 3: You literally rub rub between thumb and four finger. You
Speaker 3: can take out about four or five of them.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you could be aiding them and diet really yes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, where we were. That's the thing. They get into
Speaker 3: your food and once you know, and so if you
Speaker 3: got those jars now that are seilable, because if you
Speaker 3: don't put it on one hundred percent, those sealable jars
Speaker 3: we all have, they get in there.
Speaker 4: We so small we had them in the sealable jars.
Speaker 4: I guess how are syllable enough?
Speaker 3: No, so what happens. Then my wife has become some
Speaker 3: kind of jar warden where in the middle of a
Speaker 3: TV she go, oh my god, this is you have
Speaker 3: not sealed this correctly. You remember watching White Lotus and
Speaker 3: are made to go and confront my crime in the pantry.
Speaker 3: Come in here. This is you opening up the ormonds
Speaker 3: and it's ninety eight percent sealed. But they're so small,
Speaker 3: they're getting the tiniest millimeters imagine.
Speaker 4: So what else do we have to do? We took
Speaker 4: every track traps.
Speaker 3: I've got photos of how these traps work that my
Speaker 3: wife sendenly throughout the day. It's our kind of sex thing.
Speaker 3: These traps are kind of like all sided sticky. It's
Speaker 3: a triangle and on the base is this real sticky
Speaker 3: stick stuff? Okay? And it they love the sticky stick stuff.
Speaker 3: They must think it's like toffee or syrup. But wait, guys,
Speaker 3: it's a trap, okay. And so it collects hundreds of them.
Speaker 4: Oh but doesn't that make you think that there's one
Speaker 4: hundreds summary But rather.
Speaker 3: That than it draws them all out. They're already in there.
Speaker 3: So you need the traps. You get them from Bunnings
Speaker 3: and then do.
Speaker 4: We is it safe? To start putting stuff back in
Speaker 4: the pantry.
Speaker 3: To make sure it's sealed up real tight. It's like
Speaker 3: a submarine in that you've got to do all the
Speaker 3: all the windows and pork culluses have got to be
Speaker 3: sealed up in there.
Speaker 4: So yes, that was actually googling what are the best sealed,
Speaker 4: the most sealed.
Speaker 3: Get yourself down to kmart, get those anchor. Patsy's your
Speaker 3: woman asks Patsy.
Speaker 6: Yes, lots to choose from.
Speaker 3: I bet you don't have never had a weavil problem.
Speaker 6: Pats touchwood? No, I haven't touch Please do you need
Speaker 6: a job?
Speaker 3: People do this move where they go? They touch the head,
Speaker 3: don't they touch?
Speaker 4: We have know what we're looking at getting is those
Speaker 4: real old people jars, yes, glass and then they have
Speaker 4: a middle class.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, really like class. Yes, you want to protect
Speaker 3: that past, don't you sail the past?
Speaker 4: Because they were getting into the seals that we had,
Speaker 4: they were getting there.
Speaker 3: What we had were those sort of you know, the
Speaker 3: cheap o' plastic one lastic ones with that little sort
Speaker 3: of stopper. Yeah, they can get because you probably see
Speaker 3: it correctly, iron a rush. When I'm going there, we'll
Speaker 3: still leave like a little tiny air gap in there,
Speaker 3: which now you've got to really hammer it down with
Speaker 3: your fist budding on there. So yeah, go to Buddings
Speaker 3: today and get the triangular traps.
Speaker 4: I can't believe this has been a six month problem.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's a nightmare that they really don't want to
Speaker 3: leave either because they found like a constant food source.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well they have a whole society in there.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, you've got to get tough on them, Jackie boy,
Speaker 3: get the traps.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Have all the roomors in your house? I reckon the pantry.
Speaker 3: You talk more about pantry organization and main and I
Speaker 3: think any other room in.
Speaker 4: The house's favorite thing? Do you still use Pinterest ever?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, my wife, Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 4: Favorite thing on Pinterest is well organized.
Speaker 3: To my wife. Yeah, it's like a kind of pawn
Speaker 3: to my wife. She go, now look at this, Chris.
Speaker 3: Doesn't it make you feel internally relaxed when you look
Speaker 3: at that. I'm like, not really, It's like the effort
Speaker 3: that would take to keep it like that makes you
Speaker 3: feel really stressed. Behind that, there's some guy being shouted at,
Speaker 3: but he can't ever live up to that image.
Speaker 4: I can't believe how expensive these latchable jars are that
Speaker 4: we need to keep them.
Speaker 3: So you're talking about the glass ones with a metallic clasp.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they have a seal underneath the lids so
Speaker 4: that the air tight. You put those underwater and no
Speaker 4: water would drip in. But if you're going to do
Speaker 4: your whole pantry like that, pasta's rice, grain seeds, nuts,
Speaker 4: cheer seeds, it.
Speaker 3: Costs you too much money.
Speaker 4: It's going to be cheer seeds. I bought a five
Speaker 4: kilogram bags.
Speaker 3: You actually need an intervention. Even if you had a
Speaker 3: million separate cheer seeds tops that ways throw undred grams.
Speaker 3: What were you worried about? No one wants your cheer seats. Okay,
Speaker 3: they're widely available in every supermarket. Eggs shortage, yeah, cheer seeds. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's tons of matter yourself.
Speaker 4: Mate is so expensive though, so you have to buy
Speaker 4: and bulk to Really what.
Speaker 3: You do with them? Are you making them into an
Speaker 3: unpleasant breakfast for somebody?
Speaker 4: I have them fo breakfast this morning.
Speaker 3: It's not the stuff you chuck in that shake, is it.
Speaker 4: They're in nice smoothie. I had them on Greek yoga
Speaker 4: this morning are they superfood?
Speaker 3: They are? They are?
Speaker 2: They?
Speaker 3: They were? Because I got into cheers seas a couple
Speaker 3: years ago because there was an Instagram adver and it
Speaker 3: simply says foods food of the Aztec gods. And I
Speaker 3: was like, that's me. I am one of the modern
Speaker 3: ass tech gods. Whatever the az Tech gods had, and
Speaker 3: I need.
Speaker 4: The Aztecs were healthy and.
Speaker 3: Also super productive. Look are all those buildings, the pyramids
Speaker 3: to temples. You know that's I need the diet of
Speaker 3: the ASTech gods. And you, obviously and now getting the
Speaker 3: foods of the Aztecians.
Speaker 4: So I opened the five kilo grand bag of cheer seeds.
Speaker 4: I didn't want to admit there was weavels in there,
Speaker 4: so I said it.
Speaker 3: Was all, no, you're harboring weavils.
Speaker 4: I guess I was trying to get your a weavil
Speaker 4: harbor because I couldn't see them. But Bankie said, the
Speaker 4: other thing you have to do.
Speaker 3: Don't worry. They soon leave those cheer seeds when they
Speaker 3: work out the zero nutritional value. Guys, guys, get out
Speaker 3: of it empty calories.
Speaker 4: Did you also look for invisible Webbing said?
Speaker 3: What you know?
Speaker 4: Yeah, is the weavils leave some invisible webbing. So if
Speaker 4: there's cheer seeds on the side of the bag or
Speaker 4: hanging from the top, you know that weavels have been
Speaker 4: in there. And I tried to say that's just static
Speaker 4: electricity holding them.
Speaker 3: You're now lying to harbor the know.
Speaker 4: How hard it was to throw away that bag.
Speaker 3: I don't even where did you even go and get
Speaker 3: a five kilo band the dark web? You've got to
Speaker 3: shut the sell down, Patsy, are you a Monday. Well,
Speaker 3: by the way, the traps when you get them shorts,
Speaker 3: the ones that have got pheromone also on them, so yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it sounds a bit crazy. So they're like they don't
Speaker 3: know quite what's going on. They go into tramp. It's
Speaker 3: been tainted with a very pleasing pheromone.
Speaker 4: Did you freeze anything because another thing online was saying
Speaker 4: you can put your cheer seeds, say in the freeze.
Speaker 3: Don't worry about the So you're talking about like it's
Speaker 3: your oxygen supply, your your your fertilized eggs. Let the
Speaker 3: cheer seeds go. It must have cost you eight bucks
Speaker 3: to get their special hipster cheer seeds, aren't they They've
Speaker 3: beend of cashew nuts in the day, right, And it
Speaker 3: was that and some milk, and then there he goes,
Speaker 3: that's thirty thirty two dollars, and I went, oh, there
Speaker 3: must have been a mistake. This is just two liters
Speaker 3: of milk and some cashew nuts. She goes, No, these
Speaker 3: cashw nuts are twenty two bucks. I don't want them.
Speaker 3: And I went, how are they twenty two dollars? And
Speaker 3: it was it was about not even six inches high,
Speaker 3: this chant she has, no, these are special activated ones. Wait,
Speaker 3: I'll have the unactivated on my stomach. Wait to activate them.
Speaker 3: I jump up and down when I'm having these special bits. Perhaps,
Speaker 3: are you a Monday win or a loser? Mate?
Speaker 5: I am a loser because I ordered something for my
Speaker 5: mum online at Christmas time. We gave her a coloring
Speaker 5: book just for mindfulness, and she absolutely loves it and
Speaker 5: a beautiful set of pencils. I reckon, She's used like
Speaker 5: half the lead in the pencil. She is going hard
Speaker 5: at this book.
Speaker 4: The book.
Speaker 5: It's like we got her a Native Flowers one and
Speaker 5: she loves it and she just sits there for hours. Anyway,
Speaker 5: She's got like two pages left.
Speaker 3: She said to me, Oh my god, it's such a
Speaker 3: lovely pleasing.
Speaker 6: Image of the coloring in She really has taken to
Speaker 6: it anyway.
Speaker 5: She said, listen, I've burned through this book. Can you
Speaker 5: please order me another one? I said, you know, worries
Speaker 5: excuse me? So I just googled adult coloring books because
Speaker 5: they're actually quite hard to get.
Speaker 11: Right.
Speaker 3: Wow, what's this man doing to that lady in this one?
Speaker 3: I think gardening? Is he that bent over doing some
Speaker 3: trowel work?
Speaker 6: It arrived yesterday.
Speaker 3: What's happening down this anyway with these guys?
Speaker 5: It arrived yesterday and I got a very panicked phone
Speaker 5: call from my mother.
Speaker 6: My eighty one.
Speaker 3: Can you get me another tenor of these? I've both
Speaker 3: put all the lead in my pencil.
Speaker 6: She goes, what have you sent me? And I said, oh,
Speaker 6: it's there. Don't you love online shopping?
Speaker 13: You know?
Speaker 6: Twenty four hours later got it. I just sent it
Speaker 6: straight to her.
Speaker 3: She'd some watch that she'ld be getting all those kind
Speaker 3: of one of those adverts targeted ads offering your mum
Speaker 3: all kinds of toys.
Speaker 5: She said, what you've done is you've sent me some
Speaker 5: soft porn. And I said, Mom, come off, and she said, no,
Speaker 5: it's very compromising, this coloring book deal toy?
Speaker 3: Is it? Without going to too much? She does, what
Speaker 3: is it?
Speaker 13: Is it?
Speaker 14: Well?
Speaker 3: Position base, it's a bit of yes, some strategy.
Speaker 6: And a few excited bodybits.
Speaker 5: And I said, no, you're joking, and she said, I'm serious,
Speaker 5: And she said, what will they say it at probus
Speaker 5: when I take that go and have coffee this week?
Speaker 3: He doesn't never take it along. Look at this, ladies,
Speaker 3: You ever tried this one, the old iron lotus?
Speaker 4: So what did the frank when you put it in
Speaker 4: your shopping cart? What did the front cover have on it?
Speaker 5: Well, it just had like a photo of a beautiful woman,
Speaker 5: you know, very artistically no no, no artistic with you know,
Speaker 5: she might have been naked, but she had this beautiful
Speaker 5: long hand.
Speaker 3: You're seeing unity. You're gonna is saying this is what's inside,
Speaker 3: you know, like.
Speaker 4: The lady in the clamshell. I guess, yes, being mistaken
Speaker 4: that it was.
Speaker 3: You're right, the lord of classical artists. They have scantily
Speaker 3: ca yeah, artists.
Speaker 5: And I might have been doing three things at the
Speaker 5: same time. I might have been helping Audrey with the
Speaker 5: homework and talking to Chris at the same time and telling.
Speaker 3: The doors some of those images. They were doing three
Speaker 3: things at the same time.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell s gone podcast.
Speaker 3: All right, so this morning we're looking for your stories
Speaker 3: about piffing. Piffing in cause you don't know what the
Speaker 3: word means. It's a great word. To piff something is
Speaker 3: to throw something. Maybe you threw something at somebody or
Speaker 3: somebody threw something at you. This happened last week. I
Speaker 3: was having a delicious apple in the middle of the
Speaker 3: afternoon when there's nice crisp ones, you know, and it
Speaker 3: has this nice acidity to it, right and after its
Speaker 3: I looked at the apple and I thought, I can't
Speaker 3: bother to go and put this in a bent. Why
Speaker 3: didn't I open the front door of my house. God
Speaker 3: not going on at the moment. I don't open the
Speaker 3: front door my house and just piff this into the hedge.
Speaker 3: I thought I might get some cathartic release. Anyway, the
Speaker 3: shot wasn't that great, and it went over the hedge
Speaker 3: and into the oncoming path of Mark, a retired guy
Speaker 3: who was down the road. It was just innocently walking
Speaker 3: his dog, and so I saw it. You know when
Speaker 3: you just go oh, God, that's going towards that man.
Speaker 3: And I went apple, which is in any way an
Speaker 3: understandable phrase. And everyone knows the drill. Kids. If you
Speaker 3: ever here's someone yell apple. Someone has piffed an apple
Speaker 3: for no good reason in the middle of the afternoon.
Speaker 4: As I calling four in a gold Corps.
Speaker 3: Marco apple and then I had to jog over and
Speaker 3: pick up my apple car and he went, why do
Speaker 3: you throw that? I went, it's going to throw it
Speaker 3: in the head. The explanation isn't really an explanation. So
Speaker 3: who piffed?
Speaker 9: Who?
Speaker 2: Who piff? Who?
Speaker 3: Who piff?
Speaker 7: Who?
Speaker 3: Did you piff something?
Speaker 2: Or was it piff?
Speaker 3: Dang you we're looking for Your story is now of piffage.
Speaker 3: Great email over the weekend from Jodah and Christian regarding
Speaker 3: a story about the Apple Core incident. I have a
Speaker 3: story that I witnessed at Melbourne Zoo. I was with
Speaker 3: my family at the gorilla exhibition. There was a big
Speaker 3: group of us watching a large gorilla going about his business.
Speaker 3: As we were viewing him, he stopped. It appeared to
Speaker 3: be viewing all of us scratching around in the dirt
Speaker 3: and grass in front of him. He then became quite
Speaker 3: active and stood up, run across the enclosure and held
Speaker 3: a clod of mud, not unlike a cricketer at the crowd.
Speaker 3: There was a man in the crowd, taller than most
Speaker 3: and bald. The gorilla loved the clod of mud, and
Speaker 3: it landed on this man's head perfectly, like a wig,
Speaker 3: like a two page. Everybody was incredulous and looking round
Speaker 3: at the now not bald man. Everyone just started loving.
Speaker 3: That's the only way to the spot, isn't it. I
Speaker 3: believe there's I'm with you anyway. Oh my god, look
Speaker 3: at that slamped over there. This we fu Christian. He
Speaker 3: treated us as the exhibit rather than the other way around.
Speaker 3: He piffed a wig, a mud wig, and a board man.
Speaker 3: That comes from. What a thing to see. If you've
Speaker 3: been lucky enough to see some of that, you never
Speaker 3: unsee it. Even on a tough day. You can just
Speaker 3: recall that memory of a gorilla and it landed perfectly
Speaker 3: on a board man's head. Jack, you've got a piffage story.
Speaker 4: I've still got to fix a piffing gone wrong from
Speaker 4: months ago. Now would have been last year that I
Speaker 4: was cleaning up Lunar's dog poo's in the backyard in
Speaker 4: one of the dog bags.
Speaker 3: Oh well you stopped asking dad to come around and
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was doing it like I've grown up doing it.
Speaker 4: And I thought, instead of walking up to the bin
Speaker 4: to put it in, why did I throw it down
Speaker 4: the driveway and then it'll be there next time I go.
Speaker 3: It would just be in the general area, like a
Speaker 3: shot put or something.
Speaker 4: So from the backyard, I piffed it down the driveway,
Speaker 4: but gave it too much of an underarm. And it's
Speaker 4: on the roof.
Speaker 3: Oh no, not finger on the roofs. You got turn
Speaker 3: on the roof.
Speaker 4: It's closed on the roof, visible from the Eventually I
Speaker 4: gotta go.
Speaker 3: It's so confusing if I walk past house like so,
Speaker 3: it's the dog up on the roof with its owner
Speaker 3: and they were responsible, and he's put it in the bag.
Speaker 3: Just thought someone will pick this up. But so I
Speaker 3: get around to it. You just say this last year,
Speaker 3: I'll be one of those fluffy ones. They get all fluffy.
Speaker 3: How can you sleep at night?
Speaker 2: Christian Connell Show podcast looking for.
Speaker 3: Your piffed stories? Come on into Lucy Lang. My mother
Speaker 3: in law lobs a whole cake out of the window.
Speaker 3: This story is so can I get the rage? My
Speaker 3: mother in law lobed a whole cake out the window
Speaker 3: after baking it because my father in law, her husband
Speaker 3: didn't want any because he was too full, So she
Speaker 3: threw the whole thing out the window, and then she
Speaker 3: got even angrier because she hadn't saved us out a peace.
Speaker 3: Sometimes the person we hurt the most is ourselves. Tracy,
Speaker 3: my great Dane's tail piffed absolutely everything off my coffee
Speaker 3: table once, include my great grandmother's favorite porcelain duck Abby
Speaker 3: I piff like I've never before, a hot dog from
Speaker 3: the grandstand, and an umpire in the late eighties, still
Speaker 3: the most terrible I've ever seen in a game. Let
Speaker 3: it go, Abby, Shane Christian, I've been on a long
Speaker 3: haul flight just landed. Whilst waiting to dplane right in
Speaker 3: that phrase of what a deep plane cabin doors check,
Speaker 3: I opened the chocolate muffin they'd given out as a
Speaker 3: small breakfast. I opened it a lot too hard and aggressively,
Speaker 3: because it got piffed across the plane and hit another
Speaker 3: passenger about eight ropes away in the head. Come Ours
Speaker 3: at a theme park in Queensland, and a small group
Speaker 3: of visitors who are being showing how to throw a
Speaker 3: native wooden spear at a haybell. Christian was the first
Speaker 3: to throw, much to my horror, my spear. So what
Speaker 3: are you thinking letting untrained people with spearce My spare
Speaker 3: somehow hit the bell, bounced backwards and struck the length.
Speaker 3: The person next to me thankfully bounced off the bell
Speaker 3: kind of sideways and lost a little momentum, so didn't
Speaker 3: seriously injo the person at all. This is a flesh wound.
Speaker 3: Shit be right, and the group were understandably shocked. Let's
Speaker 3: take some calls now you're stories Brad, good morning.
Speaker 11: Hello. Yeah, I was up at my whaler and we're
Speaker 11: at the local school fair and the dunk machine was there.
Speaker 11: Brendan Favala was on the dunk machine and all the
Speaker 11: little kiddies were having to go trying to knock him in.
Speaker 11: But one kid hit the disc, but the tennis ports
Speaker 11: didn't hit it hard enough to put him in, and
Speaker 11: the balls rolled out through the crowd. I was about
Speaker 11: twenty meters away on an angle, picked it up through it.
Speaker 11: One in one hundred shot hit the disk. He went
Speaker 11: in the crowd. Erupts and he come out and he's like, oh,
Speaker 11: you didn't pay, And I went up and put put
Speaker 11: ten bucks in.
Speaker 3: What a great story. I love the way you called
Speaker 3: the game as well as a cricket commentary.
Speaker 11: It was the best ten bucks I've ever spent.
Speaker 3: A dream shot as well. Well done, Brad, Brad, thank
Speaker 3: you very much for story mate, very funny. Have a
Speaker 3: good day you two. Brook. Good morning, Brook, Good morning. Okay,
Speaker 3: so what's your piffing story for us this morning?
Speaker 13: It was just this Saturday, just going on the weekend.
Speaker 13: I was taking my son into soccer training and he
Speaker 13: was eating a nectarine. I just made a freshly brewed
Speaker 13: cup of tea and my team is huge and it's
Speaker 13: sitting in the middle console. Jack eating his nectarine, put it,
Speaker 13: left half of it and said here, what should I
Speaker 13: do with this? And I said just throw it out
Speaker 13: the window. So he went round down the window the
Speaker 13: whole way, gifted as hard as he could, and I
Speaker 13: hit the inside of the car just above the window frame,
Speaker 13: rebound into my cup of tea.
Speaker 4: I think it's a lesson for you both.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the amount of my discarded nectarines, you see after
Speaker 3: Saturday morning sport around where I lived, where it's other parents.
Speaker 3: It's just check out on the streets here.
Speaker 13: Very nice.
Speaker 3: There's just a wash of them around some near ovals
Speaker 3: and public spaces and that discarded nectaries. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 3: listen Brook, thank you very much. The story. Let's go
Speaker 3: to Sue. Now, Good morning, Sue. Why how are you?
Speaker 3: We're good Sue? Sue who piffed two?
Speaker 14: I piffed a raw sausage over two backyards onto someone's
Speaker 14: garage roof.
Speaker 8: And when I went around to.
Speaker 14: Sort of say sorry, they laughed about it. And we've
Speaker 14: been best friends for over thirty years.
Speaker 3: Now, what's a great story. Maybe tomorrow we do How
Speaker 3: did you meet your friend? What do you actually say? So, hey, sorry,
Speaker 3: there's a my sausage is on your roof.
Speaker 14: There was a carpoard actually, and they were having this
Speaker 14: family do in the carport and they heard the sausage
Speaker 14: and we kind of went around rather embarrassed and said, yeah, sorry,
Speaker 14: that was me.
Speaker 9: But we all laughed and yeah, she's my best friend.
Speaker 4: Why did you throw it?
Speaker 14: I had another person with me and she dared me
Speaker 14: to do it.
Speaker 4: That's christians Apple.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why, there's no explanation that's actually possible. Why you
Speaker 3: did it?
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.
Speaker 3: Patsy, please tell everyone the insane scene that your husband,
Speaker 3: Chris the Warribee love God, was involved in yesterday.
Speaker 6: Can I just start this by saying, I am so
Speaker 6: glad I was not in the car at the time.
Speaker 5: So we picked up Audrey after school. Got in the
Speaker 5: car or read faced and hot, sweaty. She'd had sport.
Speaker 5: Chris said, you know what, let's.
Speaker 6: Go and get a nice cream for a treat after school.
Speaker 3: That's one of those things I used to say, right,
Speaker 3: was a treat for day. And it was only when
Speaker 3: that became teenagers that went this is actually just for
Speaker 3: you a little bit dad under.
Speaker 5: The guys being so anyway, they go through, go to Mecca,
Speaker 5: she wanted. She loves an Oreo mcflurry.
Speaker 3: It's so good. Yeah, smash what right now?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 6: Pulls up to Meccas. Can we please have an two
Speaker 6: Oreo flurries, no worries.
Speaker 5: Come through to the drive, you know the pay window.
Speaker 5: They pull up and then unfortunately they must have had
Speaker 5: a run on Oreos yesterday because the staffer said, oh,
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I've just realized we've run out of oreos.
Speaker 5: But you know, do you want smart m and ms
Speaker 5: or whatever they have?
Speaker 4: Oh, no, you've angered the hulk.
Speaker 3: On. Once you're bought, you tell you what I'm getting it.
Speaker 3: I've ordered it. It starts to produce, so I think
Speaker 3: the chemicals to break it down. It's start to look
Speaker 3: forward to you actually salivating, but only for that specific thing.
Speaker 5: Anyway, she didn't want anything else, and Chris said, well,
Speaker 5: you know, do you want like a thick shake or
Speaker 5: something like? Do you want something else? She said, I
Speaker 5: really doubt I really don't, And so he thought, ah,
Speaker 5: and he said, look, I'm so sorry. I don't think
Speaker 5: we'll have anything. So instead of like just going straight
Speaker 5: through the drive through, he, in his wisdom yep, decides.
Speaker 3: To reverse the office. This is I've never heard of this. Honestly,
Speaker 3: it shouldn't be illegal, shouldn't it. It should be just
Speaker 3: manners an etiquette.
Speaker 4: You don't go back go backwards in one way flow
Speaker 4: through through through drive through.
Speaker 6: You can't go backwards in the s bend.
Speaker 4: You have to go back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know they have to take my money.
Speaker 6: So everyone behind them had.
Speaker 9: To read that.
Speaker 6: Solid No, it's not drive through an.
Speaker 4: It's like physically, yes, this is so.
Speaker 3: The only way through, say life, the only way through
Speaker 3: is through, yes, one way.
Speaker 6: You don't back up, or at least just have a
Speaker 6: just have something for the stuff.
Speaker 3: You're right, just to keep it all going and are
Speaker 3: still trocking. You get the you get the Sunday, you
Speaker 3: get to cool down, you don't start. Let's get us
Speaker 3: out of here hard. It's a hard reverse out there
Speaker 3: as well. Sometimes they're very narrow those but they're really
Speaker 3: really narrow as well.
Speaker 6: Drey said he had, you know, light the hand on
Speaker 6: the back of the passenger.
Speaker 3: Heah, yeah, you've got it. You've got to do this.
Speaker 3: It should be part of a driving test.
Speaker 2: I think. Actually, Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.
Speaker 3: Time for Today's time waster, Today's time waster. We're looking
Speaker 3: for your Zoo movies. I don't know where you got
Speaker 3: this from. Where is this cobble together? From producer Rio,
Speaker 3: This is not legit content. Top five twenty twenty five
Speaker 3: Zoo Animal power rankings according to zoo chat dot com.
Speaker 4: What a power ranking should mean?
Speaker 3: I know we have it in sport, the power rankings,
Speaker 3: you know from all the coaches and former players how
Speaker 3: do they get a power ranking?
Speaker 4: It's like a trending animal. What annimals hot at the moment?
Speaker 4: What animal's in for a big twenty twenty five?
Speaker 3: But based on what what are they doing? Like a
Speaker 3: WhatsApp group?
Speaker 4: No, it's just like based on popularity and popularity data data.
Speaker 4: They're just crunching the numbers, the algorithms. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 4: it's like fashion trends. What's going to be hot in
Speaker 4: twenty twenty five? What's dress? What skirt? What animal at
Speaker 4: the zoo? I reckon gorillas are big in twenty five?
Speaker 3: No, not on the list Ice cold, my friend not hot?
Speaker 6: No say elephants because they're no, not on the.
Speaker 3: Top five power ranking. Sorry guys, power up.
Speaker 6: Lions bang number one, King of the Jungle number one?
Speaker 3: What else is in the top five of the top
Speaker 3: five twenty twenty five zoo animal power rankings according to
Speaker 3: Zoo's Never Heard Them zoo chat dot com.
Speaker 6: I reckon meerkats.
Speaker 3: They're cute, so twenty twenty makee way hot new engine
Speaker 3: number five the common otter.
Speaker 4: I do like an animal?
Speaker 6: Yeah, they cuddle, don't they in the water.
Speaker 4: It's quite cute and they hold hands to sleep yeah.
Speaker 3: And number four monkeys solid, dependable stink it is. You're
Speaker 3: almost saying this isn't legit content, but no, you're not
Speaker 3: at three coolers.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, of course.
Speaker 4: What's wrong with the col Why why are you turn
Speaker 4: your nose up at the collar.
Speaker 3: It doesn't do enough? Blinky eyed in that tree, with
Speaker 3: a fussy diet, eucalypse and then spending sex diseases what
Speaker 3: he wanted to do. Well, you come from a year away,
Speaker 3: clean out, like a good British lion, you know, clean British.
Speaker 3: The Manish lines up there tra valgar square, British lines.
Speaker 3: Churchill it used to ride that lion, ride that line
Speaker 3: around ten, comeing up with a new stratchery, used to
Speaker 3: take on Hitler drafts at number two draft and they
Speaker 3: should be above colors born on cords. Sleepy in that tree.
Speaker 3: He doesn't want to do the animal hand today. They're
Speaker 3: a little bit sleepy up in net.
Speaker 4: That makes them rare, that's what makes them so lucive.
Speaker 3: Rubbish rubbish, all right. Today we're looking for zoo movies.
Speaker 3: Drew Barrymore loves hairy men. She does. In fact fifty
Speaker 3: first Primates Silver Detroit, CrOx City Gold, Seals of Dreams
Speaker 3: Silver and Breakfast Cub Cute Little Cub Breakfast silver plus.
Speaker 3: All right, Jackie boy Zoo movies? Were they watching at
Speaker 3: the zoo Gurraffic Park? That's very good gold, Koala Land
Speaker 3: rubbish because of the minus bronze minus bronze make it extinct?
Speaker 3: You ready to mark jack Let's go okay. A man
Speaker 3: called Otter Gold straining out power rankings Will and Carnee
Speaker 3: Gurraffic Park similar to mine Bronze School of Kuakers Silver.
Speaker 3: I don't mike Otter People's money. A lot of otter
Speaker 3: ones coming in silver, obviously, just adjusting everything with the
Speaker 3: new news about the power op in Hyena Gold. Bohemian
Speaker 3: Raptor z Raptors throw Mamazette from the train Gold, BMX
Speaker 3: Bandicoots Gold plas well done. One eater, very good that
Speaker 3: one BMX Bandicoots Meet the Crockers Gold. That's the Australian version,
Speaker 3: isn't it straight? Otter Compton Gold. That's one Beck clockwork
Speaker 3: Orango tongues Silver. I'm Richard Raiders of the Lost Ardvark
Speaker 3: SILVERA Weekend by Boonese Gold. Who's that Nathan? Well done?
Speaker 3: Face sloth in seat of face off Gold, it's very
Speaker 3: funny actony. That's really funny. Face loth
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