WEBVTT - FULL: Some More Best Bits 0:00:01.160 --> 0:00:02.040 Got anything good. 0:00:02.640 --> 0:00:06.840 Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:10.560 --> 0:00:13.039 Yes, I'm our show. We were HARKing back to the 0:00:13.080 --> 0:00:17.239 heydays of themed restaurants, but just a rio. I went 0:00:17.280 --> 0:00:20.560 to one over the weekend, Spitfire down near actually in 0:00:20.840 --> 0:00:23.000 rose Boden. Within years ago, when you were a kid, 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:25.200 there used to be a lot more so here was 0:00:25.200 --> 0:00:28.440 a prime time for themed restaurants. Now it's not the thing. 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:31.840 Confirming that Witches in Bridges, though, is still strong. 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:34.160 We had quite a few notes about that. Now twenty 0:00:34.200 --> 0:00:36.760 four hours on Patsy, You've had to think. I've had 0:00:36.760 --> 0:00:39.400 a think, Jackie Boys had to think about actually some 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:43.519 new ideas. So listener, you now become Mark Cuban in 0:00:43.560 --> 0:00:46.440 Shark Tank. All right, you started thinking would I invest 0:00:46.479 --> 0:00:50.920 in any of these new twenty twenty five we're bringing 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:54.240 it back, the themed restaurant, Patsy, you'll go into the 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:54.960 tank first of all. 0:00:55.040 --> 0:00:57.000 Yeah, they're going to want to invest in this because 0:00:57.040 --> 0:00:59.200 I've come up with this brilliant idea for a sex 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:01.640 in the city thing, restaurant in the city. 0:01:01.680 --> 0:01:03.080 This would be fantastic. 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:06.240 What's it called Sex and the City. You wouldn't get 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:10.880 any licensing for that, Well, it's a global brand shut down. 0:01:10.920 --> 0:01:12.920 Within an hour, there'd be a cease and desist thing. 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:15.040 But no, I listen to this. It would be great. 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:17.840 I would have little intimate tables of four for you 0:01:17.880 --> 0:01:20.800 to take you and three of your best friends, and 0:01:20.840 --> 0:01:23.720 there'd be Cosmos on tap off. 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:26.720 To one so lightly seat of like pints draft. You've 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:29.559 got draft pipes of Cosmo. It's a great idea. 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:30.640 Cosmopolitans. 0:01:30.720 --> 0:01:32.559 And then off one side you could get a money 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:35.000 or a pity if you wanted. And then at the 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:38.440 back there'd be a manalo blantic store to get some 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:39.960 shoes and some bags. 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:43.240 How wealthy do you think your customers are? About two 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:45.040 thousand bucks a shoe, aren't they? 0:01:45.280 --> 0:01:49.360 It would be price shoe, one of those real estate 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:51.840 somewhere in Colin Street. 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:52.760 This has got to be toua. 0:01:52.920 --> 0:01:53.960 Yeah, I can see it. 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:58.520 You had me up until the over price shoes. 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:01.480 They're are so domestic on Shark Tank as well, that 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:05.320 they would say, and if every patron bought one pair 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:08.280 of shoes, then by the end of the year you 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:09.320 make fifty million dollars. 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:13.040 However, Patsy, the actual core idea, I can imagine that being. 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:14.799 Successful with yes, So can I have just got to 0:02:14.800 --> 0:02:16.520 come up with the name where I won't get suited 0:02:17.200 --> 0:02:20.640 sex not the city yeah maybe, well yeah, but it 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:22.880 is in the city. If it was two rek, you could. 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:28.119 Sex outside the city bank in the city ockering it. 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:31.799 Oh wait, and a place where wait they've got Cosmo 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:37.560 on draft isn't offering it. It's a high end joint. 0:02:37.919 --> 0:02:42.079 Well in a town that is footy mad? How come 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:44.760 anyone hasn't come on the idea of combining the love 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:48.399 of footy with the love of food. They have right 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:55.239 now Fantasy food ball once more? Once more you see 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:57.440 it a neon and go hang on a minute, there's 0:02:57.480 --> 0:02:59.680 a genius come up here combined two of the cities 0:02:59.760 --> 0:03:04.320 love food and foote to see foodball. So straight away 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:06.799 when you're booking, they would ask you what team do 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:09.240 you bear it for? Okay, then you'd be served by 0:03:09.360 --> 0:03:10.840 someone in your team's outfit. 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:12.919 Oh that's good. But then do you see that same 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:14.760 way to later like take off a shirt and put on. 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:20.200 You'd have a designated so it's this your guy. So 0:03:20.280 --> 0:03:22.200 for me, he'd be the I'd be at the D's 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:27.240 table and the menu would then be D's related the whole. 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:29.720 Every item would be a D's thing for your team. Yes, 0:03:29.760 --> 0:03:35.040 you'd have Christian Petranca's ribs, Max Pawn's this good, This 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:37.119 is good? Are you investing in the shark Tanknician? 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:39.720 I am? I would go and to see food Ball, 0:03:39.960 --> 0:03:41.560 go to food Am I try and do this. 0:03:41.560 --> 0:03:44.320 This season is a pop up. You need a lot 0:03:44.320 --> 0:03:47.560 of stuff, don't you think now? Because some guy might 0:03:47.600 --> 0:03:50.360 have no one, no cats fans, it's just hiding at 0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:50.840 the bottom. 0:03:50.920 --> 0:03:53.040 Poor Goldhurst Wader doesn't get to do anything. 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:56.200 Jackie boy, what's your idea for theme dress? 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:58.320 Okay, this is going to sound familiar because I've pitched 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:00.080 it before as a cinema idea. 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:03.680 Where rehash rewarm leftovers. 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:07.080 But a restaurant where all the weight is also a 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:10.280 trained massuses so that while you're eating, they give you 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:11.640 a shoulder message. 0:04:12.280 --> 0:04:13.720 Who wants a message? 0:04:14.080 --> 0:04:17.760 Is creepy creep giving me a shoulder rum? I'm trying 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:21.560 to eat, you know my max problems. They're relaxing you, 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:24.600 No some stranger you don't know when they're trying to 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:25.440 chat to somebody? 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:28.040 No no, no, okay, so you know, maybe in between courses, 0:04:28.279 --> 0:04:30.080 in between courses, tell you don't have to be what 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:30.800 it's not. 0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:35.279 Why you're chats a guy giving her shoulder just going 0:04:35.279 --> 0:04:38.200 on my est once i'mming on top of it. 0:04:38.279 --> 0:04:39.919 But you've got somebody at the same time, so it 0:04:39.920 --> 0:04:41.039 doesn't it feels better. 0:04:41.120 --> 0:04:43.160 Again, This is a whole sex thing. It's worse in 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:44.120 Patsy's idea. 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:48.640 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:51.240 Gold Wanted four point three Christian O'Connell's show. Now, I 0:04:51.279 --> 0:04:53.720 am shocked. I did not know about this that you 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:56.159 can the there are storm making Saints. 0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:59.840 Yes, because Pope Francis, who's recovering from his double naemo, 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:02.039 want to come back. One of the things he wanted 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:03.760 to do if he was going to it looks like 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:05.680 he's getting better. But when he thought he wouldn't make 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:08.400 it was he wanted to rush from Saints through they 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:09.400 keep making. 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:11.680 What was it like when when Biden was like in 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:14.360 his last day there was just partnering his old family 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:18.840 and that shady son of his he rush rush them through. Oh, 0:05:18.880 --> 0:05:22.160 that chef I've had Rais has been amazing. Saint Saint Gary, 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:27.280 Saint of like Blingingburgers. There's the barristow who's been making 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:29.440 my morning coffee sent Keith. 0:05:30.720 --> 0:05:33.600 Well, Australia made a saint. I want to say, in 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:35.520 the last fifteen twenty years. 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:37.760 So do you need to be dead to be to 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:39.440 become a saint? Yes? 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:40.800 I think you do, don't you. 0:05:40.960 --> 0:05:42.839 I think you can only apply a couple of years 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:46.520 after your death. Yeah, obviously someone on your behalf five 0:05:46.560 --> 0:05:48.760 years after you or did it paperwork and then you die? 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:50.120 Is it five? 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:50.960 Yes? 0:05:51.080 --> 0:05:54.440 Five years after your death they start the canonization process. 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:56.200 If you're picked, and what do you. 0:05:56.120 --> 0:05:58.159 Go to the post office and get the canonization form. 0:05:58.839 --> 0:06:00.359 I don't know how to actually do it. They like 0:06:00.400 --> 0:06:04.040 the Pope. The Pope has to he rubber Stanca definitely has. 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:05.960 He got enough going on, like some sort of blessing 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:08.480 the sick of the world without doing admin of all 0:06:08.600 --> 0:06:11.159 these flipping saint requests I'm getting every day. 0:06:11.760 --> 0:06:14.320 I remember with Mary McKillop, who's the Australian saint, and 0:06:14.360 --> 0:06:16.800 I think she's the only one we had to prove 0:06:17.000 --> 0:06:19.800 to the Pope at the time Benedict that she had 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:22.200 done at least two miracles. 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:28.080 That's why one miracle have that sainthood too? How do 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:29.520 you prove them? Why? 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:31.440 I don't know. That's why it's such a long proce. 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:33.719 Hey listen, we've got some photos and it was sort 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:36.599 of fire up the pampoint presentation now Benedict by the way, 0:06:36.839 --> 0:06:41.440 and second side here miracle. Look at this, she's walking 0:06:41.480 --> 0:06:44.040 on water on the garra right. It's incredible she would 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:46.680 do water to Why what miracles? What miracles had she done? 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:48.160 Do you remember personally? 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:51.880 But apparently we've got a second saint, Eileen O'Connor. So 0:06:51.960 --> 0:06:53.240 the women are leading the plane. 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:56.039 Oh, we do have a second saint apparently, or she 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:57.200 she gets she's doing the. 0:06:57.120 --> 0:07:00.640 Process in the process has long been considered a saint waiting, 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:03.600 but she's now taken a few official steps down the path. 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:07.520 Surely it can't be the miracle thing. I surely it's 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:10.160 just probably someone who did a good life of service. 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:12.320 Yeah, no, no, but it's got to be exceptional. 0:07:12.360 --> 0:07:14.360 But sat I think saint is what do you mean 0:07:14.440 --> 0:07:15.520 curing people of stuff? 0:07:15.720 --> 0:07:17.120 Yeah? How do you cure something? 0:07:17.200 --> 0:07:20.240 I thought Mary McKillop was like, oh, she cured somebody's 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:22.400 cancer something like that, and that was one of the 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:23.200 miracles that we had. 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:27.040 Hang on, two producers behind you start pointing at you 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:29.560 like he's correct, Yes, that's correct. What do you guys know? 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:33.080 So she was required to do two miracles which involved 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:39.200 scientifically inexplicitly recovering two Australian women from critical illnesses, including 0:07:39.240 --> 0:07:42.800 one from lukemi another one from inoperable lung cancer or 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:43.560 curing it. 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:44.320 Curing it? 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:46.960 What would the power of prayer or touch or hands? 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:50.520 I don't know, I assume so, but yeah, she that 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:53.480 were those were the two miracles that she performed and 0:07:53.520 --> 0:07:54.600 that gave her sainthood. 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:58.119 Wow, what at how many real? How many saints are there? 0:07:58.280 --> 0:08:02.440 There's over ten thousand, so a lot of miracles going on. 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:06.400 So there are still saints being canonized in the modern times. Yeah, 0:08:06.400 --> 0:08:07.560 now are you saints? 0:08:07.880 --> 0:08:08.960 How many says a year? 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:09.400 Do you reckon? 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:11.160 They're doing well? 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:11.840 Find out? 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:17.120 During the news Pleaece make it Christian Connell Show podcast, one. 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:19.880 Of the producers running and said, Patsy House got a 0:08:19.880 --> 0:08:22.280 pig story. If you need to go to her, you know, 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:25.120 we've got fire. We are holding fire right now, guys, 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:28.800 rest assured, do not touch that dial. We've got you 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:31.680 carvered all right today? Have you got a store about 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:33.640 a mix up? Might be the wrong venue or the 0:08:33.720 --> 0:08:36.440 right venue but just a wrong date. Some friends of 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:38.520 mine were telling me over the weekend they went to 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:41.640 the wrong funeral a couple of weeks ago, and it 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:44.360 wasn't one of those where there was a photo and 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:47.760 they were in the front row, like you were uninvited 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:51.600 at my mother in law's funeral. It's the it's the 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:55.199 it's the family, family, family, only in the front row. 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:57.840 It's the people actually who are the next in line 0:08:57.840 --> 0:09:01.560 to be in the coffee. It's stretching that six and 0:09:01.600 --> 0:09:05.000 five frame out, nodding to me like how you doing now? 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:07.240 You don't not like that at a funeral either. Hey, 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:11.120 I see Jackie. Postman here, postman here, I see you 0:09:11.120 --> 0:09:13.760 at the way. Is there food? Can I validate my parking? 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:15.439 I didn't get a chance to say hello to you 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:16.160 before it started. 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:18.440 Oh I saw you as they got up to do 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:22.160 the ulogy, going my god, front row. I'm son in 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:26.960 law one hundred percent on front row. Anyway, the mix up. 0:09:27.000 --> 0:09:29.480 My friends were in the front row at the funeral. 0:09:29.920 --> 0:09:32.000 It starts. And of course at the funeral, you don't 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:34.719 keep looking around going hi, well Jack does, but other 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:37.200 humans you don't turn around to check who's coming in 0:09:37.240 --> 0:09:39.600 and going thumb to doing that. We'll catch up later on. 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:42.920 So there's heads down, being respectful to the person they 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:45.240 thought they were paying their respects to, and about ten 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:48.280 minutes in, they're nine chees going to going. They're saying, 0:09:48.440 --> 0:09:51.040 we're at the wrong funeral, and they waiting on the 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:52.720 ten minutes to pluck up the courage because they're in 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:55.839 the front row because it looks like you're coming. You know, 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:58.560 I never liked this guy. I want no part of 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:00.560 this funeral. I can't sit here and put up with 0:10:00.559 --> 0:10:03.880 this bs anymore. But they realized we're now really late 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:07.679 for the actual actual funeral of the person we're really 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:10.240 upset about, so they had to excuse me, excuse me, 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:12.200 excuse me to head their way out. So we're looking 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:14.920 for your stories about mix up. This morning. Yesterday, I 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:16.640 was talking about how my wife and I were out 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:19.560 for dinner and it was chaos at this restaurant, and 0:10:19.559 --> 0:10:21.280 the guy told me that they just had to fire 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:23.880 the chef because, wait for this, he'd been caught for 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:27.000 the third time eating the cake that guests had brought 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:30.360 along for our birthday parties. And so it was the 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:33.400 three who knew chefs had three strikes and no, I 0:10:33.400 --> 0:10:35.360 mean make your own cake. You know how to do it, mate, 0:10:35.360 --> 0:10:39.120 don't eat amateurs bringing shabbyly homemade cakes in as well. 0:10:39.200 --> 0:10:41.880 So unusual reasons you got fired. 0:10:41.720 --> 0:10:44.400 When I worked at the Melbourne Cup Carnival, which are busy, 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:46.640 long days. There's only four days. 0:10:46.880 --> 0:10:47.640 I didn't know you were. 0:10:48.280 --> 0:10:51.120 I didn't I tell you what there were we going 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:52.320 to say you if you're actually doing a lot of 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:54.559 full days in him. 0:10:55.280 --> 0:10:56.160 Why did you have to do this? 0:10:56.440 --> 0:10:58.800 So we were running back of house, so you run 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:03.280 food to the marquees so that all the fancy people 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:05.679 will get the boys drink. So you're busy running back 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:07.920 and forth all day. Can't afford to lose a team member. 0:11:08.160 --> 0:11:10.720 We had one guy get fired because he left midway 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:12.400 through the day to get a haircut. 0:11:12.520 --> 0:11:14.920 You are kidding, and that person is on the shot 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:21.840 right now, all right, unusual reason we're getting fired. And 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:23.839 then you want to know why Patsy's prime with the 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:26.560 pig story. Your pig stories, Patsy, what is it? 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:29.440 Well, my mum grew up on a farm and they 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:33.679 had pigs and one of the piglets got out and 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:36.199 my pa so there was Mum's one of eight girls 0:11:36.240 --> 0:11:40.160 no boyes so, and because Mum was one of the eldest, 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:42.000 par had called out to her, listen, can you come 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:42.920 over help me get. 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:43.320 This pig in. 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:48.800 So anyway, Mum managed to usher it into its pen, 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:51.880 and as my Pa opened the gate to let it in, 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:54.400 he's sort of you know, got his foot in you go, 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:59.920 and accidentally kicked the fence post and broke his toe. Anyway, 0:11:59.920 --> 0:12:03.440 he was so embarrassed about the fact that he'd broken 0:12:03.520 --> 0:12:06.719 his toe that when he went to the GP, he 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:10.120 said that he'd like tripped over. Could not admit that 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:12.720 he was trying to get the pig back into the pen. 0:12:12.960 --> 0:12:15.000 Which is I think it's calmer. I think he was 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:15.880 trying to kick that pig. 0:12:19.200 --> 0:12:19.959 No, not at all. 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:24.520 Wasn't like that, Thank you kin. Have you heard it? 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:29.560 Have you heard it? It's what about potential animal cruelty? Anyway? 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:33.040 Have you got a pig story? Also, how do we 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:35.880 get the sound effect? This sounds like command is making 0:12:35.960 --> 0:12:42.880 pig noises into the producers? Is just a guy attending 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:46.000 to me a pig, isn't it? Anyway, everything's ready, We 0:12:46.080 --> 0:12:47.600 just need your pig stories. 0:12:49.679 --> 0:12:52.199 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:56.960 We're looking for stories about mix ups and pig stories. Darcy, 0:12:57.040 --> 0:12:59.520 good morning, Good morning to you as well. How are 0:12:59.559 --> 0:13:01.960 you good, Darcy, welcome to the show. Thank you very 0:13:02.040 --> 0:13:02.959 much for calling us. 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:04.680 That's okay, thanks for having me. 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:07.840 Okay, please we need the pig story of course. 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:10.160 So I grew up in a small country town and 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:13.360 when I was about eleven or twelve, my best friend 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:15.520 thought it would be a great idea to steal her 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:19.880 mom's credit card and buy a teacup pig off eBay, 0:13:20.080 --> 0:13:23.200 or what she thought was a teacup pig. Sure enough, 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:25.720 a few weeks later, when her mum had realized that 0:13:25.800 --> 0:13:28.640 credit card has been charged and the pig rocked up 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:30.880 at the front door, everyone was a bit confused. 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:32.360 Have just got the semester? 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:32.559 Way? 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:34.120 You said? The pig rocked up at the door like 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:36.360 it was banging the door with its snout and went, hello, 0:13:36.760 --> 0:13:39.400 you've ordered me? I think bloody ages to get here. 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:40.880 Trains are all screwed up, and to get one of 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:45.440 those a place on bus services? Where's the sty. 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:49.520 Pretty much how it happened, yeah, basically, but essentially the 0:13:49.640 --> 0:13:51.040 pig was not a teacup pig. 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:52.920 It was a full grown natural pig. 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:56.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah, grew to be quite large in fact, 0:13:56.480 --> 0:13:59.480 and her mum ended up kicking her out into the 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:02.439 back shed, which they converted because. 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:08.959 That's a mistake these kids. After and the punishment my 0:14:09.040 --> 0:14:12.000 living in a start for a year, they. 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:15.640 Converted it to her bedroom. Not too wrrious, okay, and 0:14:15.960 --> 0:14:17.280 she shared it with Albert the pig. 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:18.400 Oh my god. 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:20.640 The daughter really was kicked out. 0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:24.160 I thought it was a misunderstanding, but no. So she 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:26.120 had to then live with the pig in the bedroom. 0:14:26.200 --> 0:14:29.520 She she did. She faced, really have. 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:33.040 Got to face physically the pigs now face the book. 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:36.120 Last thing is see it at night, first in the morning. 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:45.760 Your mistake. Wow, that is some story. Maybe tomorrow we 0:14:45.840 --> 0:14:51.760 talk about extreme punishment. That is Darcy, great story. Thank 0:14:51.800 --> 0:14:53.560 you very much for sharing at the sworn. Let's get 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:58.600 a Victoria now. Good morning, Victoria, Good morning, everybody. Good morning, Victual. 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:01.080 Off you go. You've got a that about a mix up? 0:15:01.720 --> 0:15:02.880 Yes, I do so. 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:05.160 It's probably about twenty five years ago, you know, back 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:07.960 in the day of the knock your phone and from 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:11.200 the very early in the morning, about six o'clock, my 0:15:11.400 --> 0:15:15.400 phone started ringing, and I was kidding, these very unusual 0:15:15.480 --> 0:15:19.920 calls and questions about myself. But these calls just kept 0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:22.600 coming all day long, so there could have been twenty 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:27.000 or thirty calls. And what I discovered is that someone 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:29.600 in another state had accidentally popped my number down for 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:35.120 some special adult services. So I ended up getting these unusual, 0:15:35.400 --> 0:15:36.400 unusual calls. 0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:41.560 And so he's an honest mistake, not like not someone 0:15:41.640 --> 0:15:42.560 trying to prank for you. 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:48.600 Is the idea of a prank, Watch watch out, passy 0:15:48.800 --> 0:15:52.000 if you're getting boughs. Jackie Boys done one of his 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:57.760 hooker pranks again, I know, is that Christian man jacket? 0:15:58.520 --> 0:16:02.920 That guy I thought someone like that. This was back 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:06.000 in the trading Post's what I discovered that someone, I mean, 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:09.120 I imagine it's just popped one wrong digiting when the 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:12.040 ad was placed and I got the call. So the 0:16:12.160 --> 0:16:13.840 lady which I would say, the lady of the day 0:16:13.880 --> 0:16:15.200 and not the lady of the night, because the calls 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:17.560 were coming, you know, thinking past all day long. 0:16:18.520 --> 0:16:21.000 I've never heard the phrase a lady of the day. 0:16:21.120 --> 0:16:23.320 A woman of the night, yes, but not a lady 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:26.480 of the day. These are obviously horny daytime people, you know, 0:16:26.640 --> 0:16:27.920 want a little mid morning to night. 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:29.520 Six am is the first call. 0:16:29.600 --> 0:16:34.560 That's the news agency. 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:37.760 It's like getting your work out him before work, isn't it. 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:38.000 You know? 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:43.320 Well, in the end I left me at the phone 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:45.760 at the the on a desk in the office because 0:16:45.800 --> 0:16:47.760 everyone knew what was happening, and anyone, you know, was 0:16:47.760 --> 0:16:49.600 welcome to go and answer the phone as these people 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:51.000 were just calling all day long. 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:52.320 Did you have to change a number? 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:55.960 Well, no, I guess I'm not quite sure how often 0:16:56.000 --> 0:16:58.200 the training post came out back then, but it did 0:16:58.520 --> 0:17:01.680 die off I suppose so. But yeah, I guess you 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:04.240 lost out a lot of business I didn't want. 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:08.119 All right, Victoria, thank you very much. The story very funny. 0:17:08.119 --> 0:17:11.440 Thanks for shoving anyway. Good morning, Debbie, welcome to the show. 0:17:12.320 --> 0:17:13.080 Hi, how you doing. 0:17:13.160 --> 0:17:15.320 I'm good. You got to still about a mix up, Debbie. 0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:18.480 Oh yeah, I had a big mix up. That was 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:22.320 my cousin's big Macedonian wedding on the other side of 0:17:23.200 --> 0:17:25.520 town to where we lived. So we had quite a 0:17:25.560 --> 0:17:27.439 hike to get there, and I had my parents and 0:17:27.520 --> 0:17:30.520 brothers coming down from the country. So we're heading over 0:17:30.600 --> 0:17:34.399 in a big convoy. But it was daylight savings the 0:17:34.520 --> 0:17:38.800 night before, so instead of putting the crop forward. 0:17:39.080 --> 0:17:39.920 I put it back. 0:17:41.160 --> 0:17:43.760 So we ended up getting a call on the way 0:17:43.800 --> 0:17:46.120 to the wedding. Where are you? Where are you? Well, 0:17:46.160 --> 0:17:49.200 we're on our way. We're sort of halfway there there. 0:17:49.240 --> 0:17:52.000 Then they go, well, the ceremony is finished, it's over. 0:17:52.600 --> 0:17:54.960 Oh no, oh my god, that's a clock changed the 0:17:55.040 --> 0:17:55.920 wrong way as well. 0:17:58.160 --> 0:18:00.400 One thing, but now you've got a two hour because. 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:02.840 You've got them. That's awful. 0:18:03.200 --> 0:18:06.080 I've got mom and dad follow me, and mind you, 0:18:06.119 --> 0:18:09.720 it was back before your mobile phones twenty years ago 0:18:10.280 --> 0:18:14.040 changed the time. So yeah, they're ringing and got mom 0:18:14.080 --> 0:18:16.480 and dad following me, the brothers after that, the big 0:18:16.520 --> 0:18:21.960 convoy to the wedding. So we finally we finally get there. 0:18:22.280 --> 0:18:25.200 We're meeting at a pub after the ceremony, and then 0:18:25.240 --> 0:18:29.040 before the reception. I walk in the pub and everyone's 0:18:29.240 --> 0:18:32.800 big Ben's here. Big Ben's here. So that's stuck for 0:18:32.880 --> 0:18:35.440 twenty years. I will never live that down. 0:18:35.560 --> 0:18:44.080 No, no, it's such a devastating. Now, no, you never 0:18:44.800 --> 0:18:49.520 for me once and then you arrived and they're now married, 0:18:49.560 --> 0:18:50.879 happily married, aren't they. 0:18:51.240 --> 0:18:52.600 Oh yeah, they're happily married. 0:18:52.680 --> 0:18:58.840 Yeah, big Ben, you don't chuck that around lightly, gotcha, 0:18:59.040 --> 0:19:02.440 all right, big Ben again, Debbie, thank you very much, 0:19:02.480 --> 0:19:03.800 the story mate, have a good day. 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:05.600 Okay, you two, thanks bye bye. 0:19:06.520 --> 0:19:09.760 The Christian o'connall Show Podcast. 0:19:09.880 --> 0:19:11.919 Over the weekend. Patsy, do you have lot of candles 0:19:11.920 --> 0:19:12.360