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Speaker 1: Got anything good.

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I'm our show. We were HARKing back to the

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Speaker 3: heydays of themed restaurants, but just a rio. I went

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Speaker 3: to one over the weekend, Spitfire down near actually in

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Speaker 3: rose Boden. Within years ago, when you were a kid,

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Speaker 3: there used to be a lot more so here was

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Speaker 3: a prime time for themed restaurants. Now it's not the thing.

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Speaker 4: Confirming that Witches in Bridges, though, is still strong.

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Speaker 3: We had quite a few notes about that. Now twenty

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Speaker 3: four hours on Patsy, You've had to think. I've had

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Speaker 3: a think, Jackie Boys had to think about actually some

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Speaker 3: new ideas. So listener, you now become Mark Cuban in

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Speaker 3: Shark Tank. All right, you started thinking would I invest

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Speaker 3: in any of these new twenty twenty five we're bringing

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Speaker 3: it back, the themed restaurant, Patsy, you'll go into the

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Speaker 3: tank first of all.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they're going to want to invest in this because

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Speaker 5: I've come up with this brilliant idea for a sex

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Speaker 5: in the city thing, restaurant in the city.

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Speaker 6: This would be fantastic.

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Speaker 3: What's it called Sex and the City. You wouldn't get

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Speaker 3: any licensing for that, Well, it's a global brand shut down.

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Speaker 3: Within an hour, there'd be a cease and desist thing.

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Speaker 6: But no, I listen to this. It would be great.

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Speaker 5: I would have little intimate tables of four for you

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Speaker 5: to take you and three of your best friends, and

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Speaker 5: there'd be Cosmos on tap off.

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Speaker 3: To one so lightly seat of like pints draft. You've

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Speaker 3: got draft pipes of Cosmo. It's a great idea.

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Speaker 6: Cosmopolitans.

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Speaker 5: And then off one side you could get a money

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Speaker 5: or a pity if you wanted. And then at the

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Speaker 5: back there'd be a manalo blantic store to get some

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Speaker 5: shoes and some bags.

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Speaker 3: How wealthy do you think your customers are? About two

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Speaker 3: thousand bucks a shoe, aren't they?

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Speaker 5: It would be price shoe, one of those real estate

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Speaker 5: somewhere in Colin Street.

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Speaker 3: This has got to be toua.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I can see it.

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Speaker 3: You had me up until the over price shoes.

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Speaker 4: They're are so domestic on Shark Tank as well, that

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Speaker 4: they would say, and if every patron bought one pair

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Speaker 4: of shoes, then by the end of the year you

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Speaker 4: make fifty million dollars.

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Speaker 3: However, Patsy, the actual core idea, I can imagine that being.

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Speaker 5: Successful with yes, So can I have just got to

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Speaker 5: come up with the name where I won't get suited

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Speaker 5: sex not the city yeah maybe, well yeah, but it

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Speaker 5: is in the city. If it was two rek, you could.

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Speaker 3: Sex outside the city bank in the city ockering it.

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Speaker 3: Oh wait, and a place where wait they've got Cosmo

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Speaker 3: on draft isn't offering it. It's a high end joint.

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Speaker 3: Well in a town that is footy mad? How come

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Speaker 3: anyone hasn't come on the idea of combining the love

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Speaker 3: of footy with the love of food. They have right

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Speaker 3: now Fantasy food ball once more? Once more you see

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Speaker 3: it a neon and go hang on a minute, there's

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Speaker 3: a genius come up here combined two of the cities

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Speaker 3: love food and foote to see foodball. So straight away

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Speaker 3: when you're booking, they would ask you what team do

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Speaker 3: you bear it for? Okay, then you'd be served by

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Speaker 3: someone in your team's outfit.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's good. But then do you see that same

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Speaker 4: way to later like take off a shirt and put on.

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Speaker 3: You'd have a designated so it's this your guy. So

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Speaker 3: for me, he'd be the I'd be at the D's

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Speaker 3: table and the menu would then be D's related the whole.

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Speaker 3: Every item would be a D's thing for your team. Yes,

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Speaker 3: you'd have Christian Petranca's ribs, Max Pawn's this good, This

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Speaker 3: is good? Are you investing in the shark Tanknician?

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Speaker 4: I am? I would go and to see food Ball,

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Speaker 4: go to food Am I try and do this.

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Speaker 3: This season is a pop up. You need a lot

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Speaker 3: of stuff, don't you think now? Because some guy might

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Speaker 3: have no one, no cats fans, it's just hiding at

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Speaker 4: Poor Goldhurst Wader doesn't get to do anything.

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Speaker 3: Jackie boy, what's your idea for theme dress?

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Speaker 4: Okay, this is going to sound familiar because I've pitched

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Speaker 4: it before as a cinema idea.

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Speaker 3: Where rehash rewarm leftovers.

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Speaker 4: But a restaurant where all the weight is also a

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Speaker 4: trained massuses so that while you're eating, they give you

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Speaker 6: Who wants a message?

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Speaker 3: Is creepy creep giving me a shoulder rum? I'm trying

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Speaker 3: to eat, you know my max problems. They're relaxing you,

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Speaker 3: No some stranger you don't know when they're trying to

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Speaker 4: No no, no, okay, so you know, maybe in between courses,

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Speaker 4: in between courses, tell you don't have to be what

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Speaker 3: Why you're chats a guy giving her shoulder just going

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Speaker 3: on my est once i'mming on top of it.

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Speaker 4: But you've got somebody at the same time, so it

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Speaker 4: doesn't it feels better.

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Speaker 3: Again, This is a whole sex thing. It's worse in

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Speaker 3: Patsy's idea.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Gold Wanted four point three Christian O'Connell's show. Now, I

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Speaker 3: am shocked. I did not know about this that you

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Speaker 3: can the there are storm making Saints.

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Speaker 4: Yes, because Pope Francis, who's recovering from his double naemo,

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Speaker 4: want to come back. One of the things he wanted

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Speaker 4: he's getting better. But when he thought he wouldn't make

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Speaker 4: it was he wanted to rush from Saints through they

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Speaker 3: What was it like when when Biden was like in

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Speaker 3: his last day there was just partnering his old family

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Speaker 3: and that shady son of his he rush rush them through. Oh,

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Speaker 3: that chef I've had Rais has been amazing. Saint Saint Gary,

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Speaker 3: Saint of like Blingingburgers. There's the barristow who's been making

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Speaker 3: my morning coffee sent Keith.

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Speaker 4: Well, Australia made a saint. I want to say, in

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Speaker 4: the last fifteen twenty years.

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Speaker 3: So do you need to be dead to be to

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Speaker 3: become a saint? Yes?

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Speaker 6: I think you do, don't you.

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Speaker 3: I think you can only apply a couple of years

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Speaker 3: after your death. Yeah, obviously someone on your behalf five

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Speaker 3: years after you or did it paperwork and then you die?

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Speaker 6: Is it five?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Five years after your death they start the canonization process.

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Speaker 4: If you're picked, and what do you.

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Speaker 3: Go to the post office and get the canonization form.

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Speaker 4: I don't know how to actually do it. They like

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Speaker 4: the Pope. The Pope has to he rubber Stanca definitely has.

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Speaker 3: He got enough going on, like some sort of blessing

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Speaker 3: these flipping saint requests I'm getting every day.

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Speaker 4: I remember with Mary McKillop, who's the Australian saint, and

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Speaker 4: I think she's the only one we had to prove

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Speaker 4: to the Pope at the time Benedict that she had

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Speaker 4: done at least two miracles.

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Speaker 3: That's why one miracle have that sainthood too? How do

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Speaker 3: you prove them? Why?

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Speaker 4: I don't know. That's why it's such a long proce.

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Speaker 3: Hey listen, we've got some photos and it was sort

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Speaker 3: of fire up the pampoint presentation now Benedict by the way,

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Speaker 3: and second side here miracle. Look at this, she's walking

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Speaker 3: on water on the garra right. It's incredible she would

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Speaker 3: do water to Why what miracles? What miracles had she done?

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Speaker 4: Do you remember personally?

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Speaker 5: But apparently we've got a second saint, Eileen O'Connor. So

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Speaker 5: the women are leading the plane.

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Speaker 4: Oh, we do have a second saint apparently, or she

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Speaker 5: Process in the process has long been considered a saint waiting,

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Speaker 5: but she's now taken a few official steps down the path.

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Speaker 3: Surely it can't be the miracle thing. I surely it's

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Speaker 3: just probably someone who did a good life of service.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, no, no, but it's got to be exceptional.

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Speaker 4: But sat I think saint is what do you mean

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Speaker 4: curing people of stuff?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? How do you cure something?

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Speaker 4: I thought Mary McKillop was like, oh, she cured somebody's

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Speaker 3: Hang on, two producers behind you start pointing at you

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Speaker 3: like he's correct, Yes, that's correct. What do you guys know?

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Speaker 7: So she was required to do two miracles which involved

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Speaker 7: scientifically inexplicitly recovering two Australian women from critical illnesses, including

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Speaker 7: one from lukemi another one from inoperable lung cancer or

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Speaker 4: Curing it?

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Speaker 3: What would the power of prayer or touch or hands?

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Speaker 7: I don't know, I assume so, but yeah, she that

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Speaker 7: were those were the two miracles that she performed and

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Speaker 4: There's over ten thousand, so a lot of miracles going on.

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Speaker 3: So there are still saints being canonized in the modern times. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: now are you saints?

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Speaker 4: How many says a year?

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Speaker 4: They're doing well?

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Speaker 3: Of the producers running and said, Patsy House got a

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Speaker 3: they were in the front row, like you were uninvited

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Speaker 3: it's the family, family, family, only in the front row.

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Speaker 3: It's the people actually who are the next in line

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Speaker 3: You don't not like that at a funeral either. Hey,

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Speaker 3: I see Jackie. Postman here, postman here, I see you

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Speaker 3: at the way. Is there food? Can I validate my parking?

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Speaker 4: I didn't get a chance to say hello to you

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Speaker 3: Oh I saw you as they got up to do

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Speaker 3: the ulogy, going my god, front row. I'm son in

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Speaker 3: law one hundred percent on front row. Anyway, the mix up.

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Speaker 3: My friends were in the front row at the funeral.

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Speaker 3: It starts. And of course at the funeral, you don't

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Speaker 3: keep looking around going hi, well Jack does, but other

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Speaker 3: humans you don't turn around to check who's coming in

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Speaker 3: So there's heads down, being respectful to the person they

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Speaker 3: thought they were paying their respects to, and about ten

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Speaker 3: ten minutes to pluck up the courage because they're in

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Speaker 3: I never liked this guy. I want no part of

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Speaker 4: So we were running back of house, so you run

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Speaker 5: Well, my mum grew up on a farm and they

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Speaker 5: So anyway, Mum managed to usher it into its pen,

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Speaker 4: Which is I think it's calmer. I think he was

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Speaker 6: No, not at all.

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Speaker 3: Wasn't like that, Thank you kin. Have you heard it?

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Speaker 3: Have you heard it? It's what about potential animal cruelty? Anyway?

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Speaker 3: Have you got a pig story? Also, how do we

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: We're looking for stories about mix ups and pig stories. Darcy,

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Speaker 3: good morning, Good morning to you as well. How are

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Speaker 3: you good, Darcy, welcome to the show. Thank you very

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Speaker 8: That's okay, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 8: So I grew up in a small country town and

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Speaker 3: Have just got the semester?

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Speaker 9: Way?

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Speaker 3: You said? The pig rocked up at the door like

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Speaker 3: it was banging the door with its snout and went, hello,

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Speaker 3: you've ordered me? I think bloody ages to get here.

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Speaker 3: Trains are all screwed up, and to get one of

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Speaker 8: Pretty much how it happened, yeah, basically, but essentially the

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Speaker 3: It was a full grown natural pig.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, grew to be quite large in fact,

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Speaker 3: That's a mistake these kids. After and the punishment my

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Speaker 8: Converted it to her bedroom. Not too wrrious, okay, and

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Speaker 8: she shared it with Albert the pig.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: The daughter really was kicked out.

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Speaker 3: I thought it was a misunderstanding, but no. So she

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Speaker 8: She she did. She faced, really have.

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Speaker 3: Got to face physically the pigs now face the book.

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Speaker 3: Last thing is see it at night, first in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Your mistake. Wow, that is some story. Maybe tomorrow we

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Speaker 3: talk about extreme punishment. That is Darcy, great story. Thank

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Speaker 3: a Victoria now. Good morning, Victoria, Good morning, everybody. Good morning, Victual.

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Speaker 3: Off you go. You've got a that about a mix up?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I do so.

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Speaker 10: It's probably about twenty five years ago, you know, back

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Speaker 4: And so he's an honest mistake, not like not someone

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Speaker 3: Is the idea of a prank, Watch watch out, passy

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Speaker 3: if you're getting boughs. Jackie Boys done one of his

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Speaker 9: That guy I thought someone like that. This was back

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Speaker 3: I've never heard the phrase a lady of the day.

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Speaker 3: A woman of the night, yes, but not a lady

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Speaker 3: of the day. These are obviously horny daytime people, you know,

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Speaker 4: Six am is the first call.

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Speaker 9: That's the news agency.

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Speaker 3: It's like getting your work out him before work, isn't it.

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Speaker 11: You know?

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Speaker 9: Well, in the end I left me at the phone

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Speaker 4: Did you have to change a number?

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Speaker 9: Well, no, I guess I'm not quite sure how often

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Speaker 3: All right, Victoria, thank you very much. The story very funny.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for shoving anyway. Good morning, Debbie, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Hi, how you doing.

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Speaker 3: I'm good. You got to still about a mix up, Debbie.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I had a big mix up. That was

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Speaker 7: I put it back.

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Speaker 1: So we ended up getting a call on the way

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Speaker 1: Then they go, well, the ceremony is finished, it's over.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, oh my god, that's a clock changed the

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Speaker 4: One thing, but now you've got a two hour because.

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Speaker 3: You've got them. That's awful.

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Speaker 1: I've got mom and dad follow me, and mind you,

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Speaker 1: We're meeting at a pub after the ceremony, and then

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Speaker 1: twenty years. I will never live that down.

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Speaker 3: No, no, it's such a devastating. Now, no, you never

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Speaker 3: for me once and then you arrived and they're now married,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're happily married.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, big Ben, you don't chuck that around lightly, gotcha,

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Speaker 12: all right, big Ben again, Debbie, thank you very much,

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Speaker 3: Over the weekend. Patsy, do you have lot of candles

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 6: We have heaps of candles?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: We are you the candle person? I am?

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Speaker 6: I often burn one on a daily basis.

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Speaker 3: I'm the counter person in my house. Right. I love candles,

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Speaker 3: love scented ones. Anyway, I bought some the other week

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Speaker 3: and they're are these big old, sort of fat ones

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Speaker 3: really really big white thing for about six inches.

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Speaker 6: We're talking a three wicker. Sorry, we're talking a three wicker.

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Speaker 3: What's that? Then?

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Speaker 12: Well?

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Speaker 6: Has it got three wicks in the top? Is it

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Speaker 3: You've got a couple of two wickers? Wicker? You got guys?

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Speaker 3: Sort out?

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Speaker 6: Do I need to triple barrel it up?

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Speaker 3: We are three wicker. There's always levels of this life,

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Speaker 3: isn't there? Anyway? So this this is a it is

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Speaker 4: With your hands, you're doing like barrel.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, it's a great one. Okay, And it's

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Speaker 4: So it's beautiful. It is that what you want to

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Speaker 3: I wonder it's heavily discount have this fire bomb. I

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Speaker 3: half technique you got to do to try, dizzy, just trying,

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Speaker 3: friends having dinner with us, and unfortunately, when I reappeared screaming,

442
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Speaker 3: that was a rather unfortunate scene. There was hot, hot,

443
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Speaker 3: gooey wax. Uh oh, my trousers down a thigh. Okay, Sadly,

444
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:16,239
Speaker 3: some childish comments were said, okay, because these people are

445
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Speaker 3: not adults, and it did look avoid And what made

446
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Speaker 3: it worse is it was hot and melty and running

447
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:25,320
Speaker 3: and I was screaming, screaming, and you're screaming. It's it's

448
00:21:25,359 --> 00:21:27,000
Speaker 3: actually a lot of a scene. Look like someone put

449
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Speaker 3: in a show just for having dinner.

450
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Speaker 4: Okay, so what do you run yourself under a sink

451
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Speaker 4: or the shower head? What did you do?

452
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Speaker 3: Yes, that's what I did. Actually I got in wearing

453
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Speaker 3: the clothes. I just ran into the showers and Patsy,

454
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Speaker 3: what would you advise? How am I going to get?

455
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Speaker 4: These?

456
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Speaker 3: Are my favorite? Change? Does anyone Everyone has their favorite

457
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Speaker 3: pair of cheese, don't they?

458
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Speaker 6: You know what I do? I'll tell you what you do.

459
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Speaker 5: Whack them in the freezer, put them in the fret

460
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Speaker 5: and put them in the freezer.

461
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Speaker 3: When they freeze, will get solid.

462
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Speaker 6: Yeah well yeah, but when you get it, get them out.

463
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Speaker 6: It would be really easy.

464
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Speaker 3: Just get a NiFe solid lakes of water.

465
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Speaker 4: Are the wax there for good?

466
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Speaker 11: No?

467
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Speaker 5: Won no, no, no no, because it'll melt. The jeans

468
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,959
Speaker 5: will eventually melt. But put him in the frazer.

469
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Speaker 3: Can melt in the freezer.

470
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Speaker 4: Frost is what I'm trying to say.

471
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Speaker 6: Put him in the frazer.

472
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Speaker 3: So I just fold them up and shove them in

473
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Speaker 3: the free.

474
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Speaker 6: Shove them in the freezer for a day or two, and.

475
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Speaker 3: Then what will actually what will happen?

476
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Speaker 5: Then you just be able to pick and pick the

477
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Speaker 5: I don't know what happens chemically, scientifically, but it works.

478
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Speaker 3: Of this show. So put them in the freezer and

479
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Speaker 3: then just pick it off. Yes, thank you, Pantcy. All right,

480
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Speaker 3: what have you been covered in? That's the only way

481
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Speaker 3: to do it.

482
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Speaker 4: This is the logical. Next stay Jack.

483
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Speaker 3: It's like evil can evil. You've got to red that

484
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Speaker 3: throttle up and just go. Why does he want to

485
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Speaker 3: jump over a canyon? Just watch? What have you been

486
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Speaker 3: covered in? Hot wax? For me? What's it for you?

487
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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

488
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Speaker 3: Can be Tuesday. On the show, we have to ask

489
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Speaker 3: you you how's your Monday? Your Monday winner or loser.

490
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Speaker 3: I'm a Monday winner today. So my twenty year old daughter,

491
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Speaker 3: she came home unexpected to have dinner with my wife

492
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Speaker 3: and I and this is a treat. Now, Okay, they

493
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Speaker 3: come back. They come back like boomerangs. And so my

494
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Speaker 3: daughter and I we cooked together. My wife from entering

495
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Speaker 3: is in a new chapter of her life. She's gone

496
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Speaker 3: back to college. She's at university and she's at the Trope.

497
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Speaker 3: She's doing a master's degree, and so it means that

498
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Speaker 3: right now I've lost my wife to studying and books. Yesterday,

499
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Speaker 3: of course mate came around. It was so cute, like

500
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Speaker 3: a couple of year twelve was and they were like

501
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Speaker 3: their laptops. I don't understand this bit? Do you munder

502
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Speaker 3: stand this bit? And I've got to say I was eavesdropping.

503
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Speaker 3: You've had a spied on your own partner sometimes up

504
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Speaker 3: to something and they don't do not chrissy, can you

505
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Speaker 3: just not be around or something? So she's hitting the book.

506
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Speaker 3: So I was doing dinner yesterday, so my twenty year

507
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Speaker 3: old daughter and I were cooking together, and that was

508
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Speaker 3: that's just so much fun. I love cook commudict we're

509
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Speaker 3: making Yesterday I bought something called I've never had it

510
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Speaker 3: in my life, but it was a chicken that I

511
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Speaker 3: just had to shove in the oven. It was called

512
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Speaker 3: a Tuscan chicken. So it was pre spiced to shove

513
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Speaker 3: it in the in the oven for forty five minutes.

514
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Speaker 3: And I noticed my wife said, are you right to

515
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Speaker 3: take care of dinner tonight? I said, yeah, it's and

516
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Speaker 3: I've got that. You hit the books, okay, And then

517
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 3: she said, please, also, can you make a salad? And

518
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Speaker 3: I was, no, one's grateful for a salad that you've made.

519
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Speaker 4: I just have a tuscan chicken in the middle of

520
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Speaker 4: the time.

521
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Speaker 3: I was going to have some potatoes and a sauce,

522
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Speaker 3: and that's a really nice dinner, okay. But anyway, so

523
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Speaker 3: I was. I saw that we had some costs letters,

524
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Speaker 3: and so I found myself googling zesty costs lettuce salad recipes,

525
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Speaker 3: and guys, I've got to say, I made my I

526
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Speaker 3: don't think I've only ever made about three salads in

527
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Speaker 3: my lifetime.

528
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Speaker 4: Why was that watery? Remember you made it watery? Salad?

529
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Speaker 4: So water?

530
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Speaker 3: I made improvise in the kitchen. I'm more jazz than

531
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Speaker 3: classical arrangements. I made a salad. The kids still talk

532
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Speaker 3: about it now. Right, one of their friends was around

533
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,919
Speaker 3: and my kids were, God, this is disgusting. And this

534
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Speaker 3: kid went, what's in this? Blueberries? Olive oil, and kettle chips, lettuce, cheese, right,

535
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Speaker 3: and then may he's on top salt and pepper. Again.

536
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Speaker 3: If you haven't got a pen, I'll put this up

537
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Speaker 3: online on our Facebook page, because you want to make

538
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Speaker 3: this basically juicy blueberry mulch. It was all runny and

539
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Speaker 3: just horrible soggy. You gotta sell it a child, child

540
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Speaker 3: around what Quite a few people said, like a child

541
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Speaker 3: might do? All right? So then I made this. I

542
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Speaker 3: found the salad recipe yesterday so good. People had seconds. Okay,

543
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Speaker 3: this salad so good. I've made the leftover so this morning.

544
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Speaker 3: Soon as today's show is done, I've got a nice

545
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Speaker 3: leftover chicken Tuscan chicken salad recipe. All right, guys. Cost

546
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Speaker 3: Lettuce also had lemon, two lemons juiced, and the zest

547
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Speaker 3: of those lemons. Okay, another google on church gpt what

548
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Speaker 3: is lemon zest? So you know you get the and

549
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:04,720
Speaker 3: you great only the yellow bit, not the white. That's it. Yeah,

550
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 3: and you've got to get a very fine greater to

551
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Speaker 3: do there. Okay, Then you add olive oil. Then he

552
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:12,159
Speaker 3: had the salt and pepper. But here's the game changer.

553
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Speaker 3: A cup of grated parmesan. Oh yeahs altogether with that lemon,

554
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:20,399
Speaker 3: that parmesan and that olive and the salt and pepper.

555
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Speaker 3: Oh my god, that is a great ass salad.

556
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Speaker 4: See what you can do with basic ingredients rather than

557
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Speaker 4: throwing blueberries, kettle chips.

558
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Speaker 6: Anything from the peantry.

559
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Speaker 3: Basically, tonight, I'm actually going to google zesty recipes involving blueberries.

560
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Speaker 2: Christian Connell Show podcast.

561
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Speaker 3: Jack Post has arrived on the show today. A world

562
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Speaker 3: of pain because you are in the world that I've

563
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Speaker 3: been in for the last six months. In our pantry,

564
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Speaker 3: you have resident weevil?

565
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Speaker 4: Do you still have weavels?

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Speaker 3: They? I reckon, We've gone full Trump on them. There's

567
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Speaker 3: been a mass deportation. I'm swatting them in the middle

568
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Speaker 3: of the night and marched them out there. Ninety of

569
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Speaker 3: them have been dealt with well.

570
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Speaker 4: I said to my wife, I said, you know where

571
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Speaker 4: this is from. O'Connell.

572
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Speaker 3: Sorry, I bought them in to the studio.

573
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Speaker 4: Some of them jump backa knits.

574
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Speaker 3: You're sorry. I've taken them from bay side and now

575
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:07,919
Speaker 3: you've moved them.

576
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:14,200
Speaker 4: So we're day one, which yesterday was all and everything, brains, tear.

577
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:15,640
Speaker 3: Seeds, almost nuts.

578
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 4: That your boy, thankfully.

579
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Speaker 3: That yeah, you're right. The rice and the pasta all

580
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Speaker 3: has to go.

581
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Speaker 4: And when I was doing so, I was opening up

582
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Speaker 4: every bag and I was like, no, this one's fine,

583
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 4: Like no, you gotta really get in.

584
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Speaker 3: This was literally the conversation with my wife and I,

585
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 3: so much so that my wife googled the difference between

586
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Speaker 3: male and female optic nerves because she's like, I don't

587
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 3: see how you can't see this. She goes, this is

588
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,160
Speaker 3: your idea of looking at stuff. It's like a surface

589
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 3: level quick side to side because you've got to really

590
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Speaker 3: pair in there.

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Speaker 4: But I didn't know they were so tiny. Microscally yeah, microscopic.

592
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Speaker 4: I don't know the size of a fly. And we'd go, well,

593
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Speaker 4: there's one there, but there that's an affect. These are tiny,

594
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:01,160
Speaker 4: tiny little things. So you're most smaller than a pinhead.

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Speaker 3: You literally rub rub between thumb and four finger. You

596
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:04,919
Speaker 3: can take out about four or five of them.

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00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, you could be aiding them and diet really yes.

598
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, where we were. That's the thing. They get into

599
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 3: your food and once you know, and so if you

600
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 3: got those jars now that are seilable, because if you

601
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Speaker 3: don't put it on one hundred percent, those sealable jars

602
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 3: we all have, they get in there.

603
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Speaker 4: We so small we had them in the sealable jars.

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Speaker 4: I guess how are syllable enough?

605
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Speaker 3: No, so what happens. Then my wife has become some

606
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Speaker 3: kind of jar warden where in the middle of a

607
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 3: TV she go, oh my god, this is you have

608
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Speaker 3: not sealed this correctly. You remember watching White Lotus and

609
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 3: are made to go and confront my crime in the pantry.

610
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 3: Come in here. This is you opening up the ormonds

611
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 3: and it's ninety eight percent sealed. But they're so small,

612
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 3: they're getting the tiniest millimeters imagine.

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Speaker 4: So what else do we have to do? We took

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Speaker 4: every track traps.

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Speaker 3: I've got photos of how these traps work that my

616
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 3: wife sendenly throughout the day. It's our kind of sex thing.

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Speaker 3: These traps are kind of like all sided sticky. It's

618
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 3: a triangle and on the base is this real sticky

619
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 3: stick stuff? Okay? And it they love the sticky stick stuff.

620
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 3: They must think it's like toffee or syrup. But wait, guys,

621
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Speaker 3: it's a trap, okay. And so it collects hundreds of them.

622
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Speaker 4: Oh but doesn't that make you think that there's one

623
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Speaker 4: hundreds summary But rather.

624
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 3: That than it draws them all out. They're already in there.

625
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 3: So you need the traps. You get them from Bunnings

626
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Speaker 3: and then do.

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Speaker 4: We is it safe? To start putting stuff back in

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Speaker 4: the pantry.

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Speaker 3: To make sure it's sealed up real tight. It's like

630
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Speaker 3: a submarine in that you've got to do all the

631
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Speaker 3: all the windows and pork culluses have got to be

632
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Speaker 3: sealed up in there.

633
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Speaker 4: So yes, that was actually googling what are the best sealed,

634
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Speaker 4: the most sealed.

635
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 3: Get yourself down to kmart, get those anchor. Patsy's your

636
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 3: woman asks Patsy.

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Speaker 6: Yes, lots to choose from.

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Speaker 3: I bet you don't have never had a weavil problem.

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Speaker 6: Pats touchwood? No, I haven't touch Please do you need

640
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Speaker 6: a job?

641
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 3: People do this move where they go? They touch the head,

642
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 3: don't they touch?

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Speaker 4: We have know what we're looking at getting is those

644
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 4: real old people jars, yes, glass and then they have

645
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Speaker 4: a middle class.

646
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 3: Oh wow, really like class. Yes, you want to protect

647
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 3: that past, don't you sail the past?

648
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 4: Because they were getting into the seals that we had,

649
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 4: they were getting there.

650
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 3: What we had were those sort of you know, the

651
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 3: cheap o' plastic one lastic ones with that little sort

652
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 3: of stopper. Yeah, they can get because you probably see

653
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 3: it correctly, iron a rush. When I'm going there, we'll

654
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 3: still leave like a little tiny air gap in there,

655
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 3: which now you've got to really hammer it down with

656
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 3: your fist budding on there. So yeah, go to Buddings

657
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Speaker 3: today and get the triangular traps.

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Speaker 4: I can't believe this has been a six month problem.

659
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Speaker 3: Yes, it's a nightmare that they really don't want to

660
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Speaker 3: leave either because they found like a constant food source.

661
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Speaker 4: Yeah. Well they have a whole society in there.

662
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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, you've got to get tough on them, Jackie boy,

663
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Speaker 3: get the traps.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

665
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Speaker 3: Have all the roomors in your house? I reckon the pantry.

666
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Speaker 3: You talk more about pantry organization and main and I

667
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Speaker 3: think any other room in.

668
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Speaker 4: The house's favorite thing? Do you still use Pinterest ever?

669
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Speaker 3: Oh my god, my wife, Yeah, absolutely.

670
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Speaker 4: Favorite thing on Pinterest is well organized.

671
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Speaker 3: To my wife. Yeah, it's like a kind of pawn

672
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 3: to my wife. She go, now look at this, Chris.

673
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Speaker 3: Doesn't it make you feel internally relaxed when you look

674
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Speaker 3: at that. I'm like, not really, It's like the effort

675
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 3: that would take to keep it like that makes you

676
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 3: feel really stressed. Behind that, there's some guy being shouted at,

677
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Speaker 3: but he can't ever live up to that image.

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Speaker 4: I can't believe how expensive these latchable jars are that

679
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:35,239
Speaker 4: we need to keep them.

680
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Speaker 3: So you're talking about the glass ones with a metallic clasp.

681
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they have a seal underneath the lids so

682
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 4: that the air tight. You put those underwater and no

683
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 4: water would drip in. But if you're going to do

684
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Speaker 4: your whole pantry like that, pasta's rice, grain seeds, nuts,

685
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 4: cheer seeds, it.

686
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 3: Costs you too much money.

687
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 4: It's going to be cheer seeds. I bought a five

688
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:57,959
Speaker 4: kilogram bags.

689
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Speaker 3: You actually need an intervention. Even if you had a

690
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Speaker 3: million separate cheer seeds tops that ways throw undred grams.

691
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Speaker 3: What were you worried about? No one wants your cheer seats. Okay,

692
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 3: they're widely available in every supermarket. Eggs shortage, yeah, cheer seeds. Yeah,

693
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Speaker 3: there's tons of matter yourself.

694
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Speaker 4: Mate is so expensive though, so you have to buy

695
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Speaker 4: and bulk to Really what.

696
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Speaker 3: You do with them? Are you making them into an

697
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Speaker 3: unpleasant breakfast for somebody?

698
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Speaker 4: I have them fo breakfast this morning.

699
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Speaker 3: It's not the stuff you chuck in that shake, is it.

700
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Speaker 4: They're in nice smoothie. I had them on Greek yoga

701
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Speaker 4: this morning are they superfood?

702
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Speaker 3: They are? They are?

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Speaker 2: They?

704
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Speaker 3: They were? Because I got into cheers seas a couple

705
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 3: years ago because there was an Instagram adver and it

706
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 3: simply says foods food of the Aztec gods. And I

707
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 3: was like, that's me. I am one of the modern

708
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Speaker 3: ass tech gods. Whatever the az Tech gods had, and

709
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Speaker 3: I need.

710
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Speaker 4: The Aztecs were healthy and.

711
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Speaker 3: Also super productive. Look are all those buildings, the pyramids

712
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Speaker 3: to temples. You know that's I need the diet of

713
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Speaker 3: the ASTech gods. And you, obviously and now getting the

714
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Speaker 3: foods of the Aztecians.

715
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Speaker 4: So I opened the five kilo grand bag of cheer seeds.

716
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Speaker 4: I didn't want to admit there was weavels in there,

717
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Speaker 4: so I said it.

718
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Speaker 3: Was all, no, you're harboring weavils.

719
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Speaker 4: I guess I was trying to get your a weavil

720
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Speaker 4: harbor because I couldn't see them. But Bankie said, the

721
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Speaker 4: other thing you have to do.

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Speaker 3: Don't worry. They soon leave those cheer seeds when they

723
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Speaker 3: work out the zero nutritional value. Guys, guys, get out

724
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Speaker 3: of it empty calories.

725
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Speaker 4: Did you also look for invisible Webbing said?

726
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Speaker 3: What you know?

727
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Speaker 4: Yeah, is the weavils leave some invisible webbing. So if

728
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Speaker 4: there's cheer seeds on the side of the bag or

729
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Speaker 4: hanging from the top, you know that weavels have been

730
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Speaker 4: in there. And I tried to say that's just static

731
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Speaker 4: electricity holding them.

732
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Speaker 3: You're now lying to harbor the know.

733
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Speaker 4: How hard it was to throw away that bag.

734
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Speaker 3: I don't even where did you even go and get

735
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Speaker 3: a five kilo band the dark web? You've got to

736
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Speaker 3: shut the sell down, Patsy, are you a Monday. Well,

737
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Speaker 3: by the way, the traps when you get them shorts,

738
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Speaker 3: the ones that have got pheromone also on them, so yeah, yeah, yeah,

739
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Speaker 3: it sounds a bit crazy. So they're like they don't

740
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Speaker 3: know quite what's going on. They go into tramp. It's

741
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Speaker 3: been tainted with a very pleasing pheromone.

742
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Speaker 4: Did you freeze anything because another thing online was saying

743
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 4: you can put your cheer seeds, say in the freeze.

744
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Speaker 3: Don't worry about the So you're talking about like it's

745
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Speaker 3: your oxygen supply, your your your fertilized eggs. Let the

746
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,439
Speaker 3: cheer seeds go. It must have cost you eight bucks

747
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Speaker 3: to get their special hipster cheer seeds, aren't they They've

748
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Speaker 3: beend of cashew nuts in the day, right, And it

749
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Speaker 3: was that and some milk, and then there he goes,

750
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Speaker 3: that's thirty thirty two dollars, and I went, oh, there

751
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,800
Speaker 3: must have been a mistake. This is just two liters

752
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 3: of milk and some cashew nuts. She goes, No, these

753
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Speaker 3: cashw nuts are twenty two bucks. I don't want them.

754
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 3: And I went, how are they twenty two dollars? And

755
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,399
Speaker 3: it was it was about not even six inches high,

756
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 3: this chant she has, no, these are special activated ones. Wait,

757
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 3: I'll have the unactivated on my stomach. Wait to activate them.

758
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 3: I jump up and down when I'm having these special bits. Perhaps,

759
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Speaker 3: are you a Monday win or a loser? Mate?

760
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Speaker 5: I am a loser because I ordered something for my

761
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 5: mum online at Christmas time. We gave her a coloring

762
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Speaker 5: book just for mindfulness, and she absolutely loves it and

763
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Speaker 5: a beautiful set of pencils. I reckon, She's used like

764
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,359
Speaker 5: half the lead in the pencil. She is going hard

765
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Speaker 5: at this book.

766
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Speaker 4: The book.

767
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Speaker 5: It's like we got her a Native Flowers one and

768
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Speaker 5: she loves it and she just sits there for hours. Anyway,

769
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Speaker 5: She's got like two pages left.

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Speaker 3: She said to me, Oh my god, it's such a

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Speaker 3: lovely pleasing.

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Speaker 6: Image of the coloring in She really has taken to

773
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Speaker 6: it anyway.

774
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Speaker 5: She said, listen, I've burned through this book. Can you

775
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 5: please order me another one? I said, you know, worries

776
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 5: excuse me? So I just googled adult coloring books because

777
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,399
Speaker 5: they're actually quite hard to get.

778
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Speaker 11: Right.

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Speaker 3: Wow, what's this man doing to that lady in this one?

780
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 3: I think gardening? Is he that bent over doing some

781
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 3: trowel work?

782
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Speaker 6: It arrived yesterday.

783
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 3: What's happening down this anyway with these guys?

784
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Speaker 5: It arrived yesterday and I got a very panicked phone

785
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Speaker 5: call from my mother.

786
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Speaker 6: My eighty one.

787
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Speaker 3: Can you get me another tenor of these? I've both

788
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:26,760
Speaker 3: put all the lead in my pencil.

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Speaker 6: She goes, what have you sent me? And I said, oh,

790
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 6: it's there. Don't you love online shopping?

791
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 13: You know?

792
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 6: Twenty four hours later got it. I just sent it

793
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Speaker 6: straight to her.

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00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,839
Speaker 3: She'd some watch that she'ld be getting all those kind

795
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Speaker 3: of one of those adverts targeted ads offering your mum

796
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Speaker 3: all kinds of toys.

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00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 5: She said, what you've done is you've sent me some

798
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:49,360
Speaker 5: soft porn. And I said, Mom, come off, and she said, no,

799
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 5: it's very compromising, this coloring book deal toy?

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Speaker 3: Is it? Without going to too much? She does, what

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Speaker 3: is it?

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Speaker 13: Is it?

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00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 14: Well?

804
00:36:56,160 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 3: Position base, it's a bit of yes, some strategy.

805
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 6: And a few excited bodybits.

806
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 5: And I said, no, you're joking, and she said, I'm serious,

807
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 5: And she said, what will they say it at probus

808
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,319
Speaker 5: when I take that go and have coffee this week?

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00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 3: He doesn't never take it along. Look at this, ladies,

810
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,360
Speaker 3: You ever tried this one, the old iron lotus?

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Speaker 4: So what did the frank when you put it in

812
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 4: your shopping cart? What did the front cover have on it?

813
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 5: Well, it just had like a photo of a beautiful woman,

814
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 5: you know, very artistically no no, no artistic with you know,

815
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,280
Speaker 5: she might have been naked, but she had this beautiful

816
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Speaker 5: long hand.

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00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,840
Speaker 3: You're seeing unity. You're gonna is saying this is what's inside,

818
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 3: you know, like.

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Speaker 4: The lady in the clamshell. I guess, yes, being mistaken

820
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Speaker 4: that it was.

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Speaker 3: You're right, the lord of classical artists. They have scantily

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Speaker 3: ca yeah, artists.

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Speaker 5: And I might have been doing three things at the

824
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Speaker 5: same time. I might have been helping Audrey with the

825
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 5: homework and talking to Chris at the same time and telling.

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Speaker 3: The doors some of those images. They were doing three

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Speaker 3: things at the same time.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell s gone podcast.

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Speaker 3: All right, so this morning we're looking for your stories

830
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Speaker 3: about piffing. Piffing in cause you don't know what the

831
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Speaker 3: word means. It's a great word. To piff something is

832
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 3: to throw something. Maybe you threw something at somebody or

833
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:16,440
Speaker 3: somebody threw something at you. This happened last week. I

834
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:19,360
Speaker 3: was having a delicious apple in the middle of the

835
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Speaker 3: afternoon when there's nice crisp ones, you know, and it

836
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,839
Speaker 3: has this nice acidity to it, right and after its

837
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 3: I looked at the apple and I thought, I can't

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Speaker 3: bother to go and put this in a bent. Why

839
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Speaker 3: didn't I open the front door of my house. God

840
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 3: not going on at the moment. I don't open the

841
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 3: front door my house and just piff this into the hedge.

842
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 3: I thought I might get some cathartic release. Anyway, the

843
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 3: shot wasn't that great, and it went over the hedge

844
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Speaker 3: and into the oncoming path of Mark, a retired guy

845
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Speaker 3: who was down the road. It was just innocently walking

846
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Speaker 3: his dog, and so I saw it. You know when

847
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:52,319
Speaker 3: you just go oh, God, that's going towards that man.

848
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 3: And I went apple, which is in any way an

849
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,800
Speaker 3: understandable phrase. And everyone knows the drill. Kids. If you

850
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 3: ever here's someone yell apple. Someone has piffed an apple

851
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 3: for no good reason in the middle of the afternoon.

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00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 4: As I calling four in a gold Corps.

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00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:15,320
Speaker 3: Marco apple and then I had to jog over and

854
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 3: pick up my apple car and he went, why do

855
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,320
Speaker 3: you throw that? I went, it's going to throw it

856
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 3: in the head. The explanation isn't really an explanation. So

857
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Speaker 3: who piffed?

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00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 9: Who?

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00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 2: Who piff? Who?

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Speaker 3: Who piff?

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00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 7: Who?

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00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,280
Speaker 3: Did you piff something?

863
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:31,239
Speaker 2: Or was it piff?

864
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:34,880
Speaker 3: Dang you we're looking for Your story is now of piffage.

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Speaker 3: Great email over the weekend from Jodah and Christian regarding

866
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Speaker 3: a story about the Apple Core incident. I have a

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Speaker 3: story that I witnessed at Melbourne Zoo. I was with

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Speaker 3: my family at the gorilla exhibition. There was a big

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Speaker 3: group of us watching a large gorilla going about his business.

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Speaker 3: As we were viewing him, he stopped. It appeared to

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Speaker 3: be viewing all of us scratching around in the dirt

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Speaker 3: and grass in front of him. He then became quite

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Speaker 3: active and stood up, run across the enclosure and held

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Speaker 3: a clod of mud, not unlike a cricketer at the crowd.

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Speaker 3: There was a man in the crowd, taller than most

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Speaker 3: and bald. The gorilla loved the clod of mud, and

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00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 3: it landed on this man's head perfectly, like a wig,

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Speaker 3: like a two page. Everybody was incredulous and looking round

879
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 3: at the now not bald man. Everyone just started loving.

880
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 3: That's the only way to the spot, isn't it. I

881
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:30,879
Speaker 3: believe there's I'm with you anyway. Oh my god, look

882
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 3: at that slamped over there. This we fu Christian. He

883
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:37,720
Speaker 3: treated us as the exhibit rather than the other way around.

884
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 3: He piffed a wig, a mud wig, and a board man.

885
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:45,879
Speaker 3: That comes from. What a thing to see. If you've

886
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 3: been lucky enough to see some of that, you never

887
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 3: unsee it. Even on a tough day. You can just

888
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 3: recall that memory of a gorilla and it landed perfectly

889
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 3: on a board man's head. Jack, you've got a piffage story.

890
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:59,319
Speaker 4: I've still got to fix a piffing gone wrong from

891
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 4: months ago. Now would have been last year that I

892
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 4: was cleaning up Lunar's dog poo's in the backyard in

893
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:06,280
Speaker 4: one of the dog bags.

894
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 3: Oh well you stopped asking dad to come around and

895
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:08,360
Speaker 3: do it.

896
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was doing it like I've grown up doing it.

897
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,759
Speaker 4: And I thought, instead of walking up to the bin

898
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:16,839
Speaker 4: to put it in, why did I throw it down

899
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 4: the driveway and then it'll be there next time I go.

900
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 3: It would just be in the general area, like a

901
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 3: shot put or something.

902
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 4: So from the backyard, I piffed it down the driveway,

903
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 4: but gave it too much of an underarm. And it's

904
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 4: on the roof.

905
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,879
Speaker 3: Oh no, not finger on the roofs. You got turn

906
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:33,359
Speaker 3: on the roof.

907
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 4: It's closed on the roof, visible from the Eventually I

908
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 4: gotta go.

909
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 3: It's so confusing if I walk past house like so,

910
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 3: it's the dog up on the roof with its owner

911
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 3: and they were responsible, and he's put it in the bag.

912
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 3: Just thought someone will pick this up. But so I

913
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 3: get around to it. You just say this last year,

914
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,720
Speaker 3: I'll be one of those fluffy ones. They get all fluffy.

915
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 3: How can you sleep at night?

916
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 2: Christian Connell Show podcast looking for.

917
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 3: Your piffed stories? Come on into Lucy Lang. My mother

918
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 3: in law lobs a whole cake out of the window.

919
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 3: This story is so can I get the rage? My

920
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 3: mother in law lobed a whole cake out the window

921
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 3: after baking it because my father in law, her husband

922
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 3: didn't want any because he was too full, So she

923
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 3: threw the whole thing out the window, and then she

924
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 3: got even angrier because she hadn't saved us out a peace.

925
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:42,240
Speaker 3: Sometimes the person we hurt the most is ourselves. Tracy,

926
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 3: my great Dane's tail piffed absolutely everything off my coffee

927
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 3: table once, include my great grandmother's favorite porcelain duck Abby

928
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 3: I piff like I've never before, a hot dog from

929
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 3: the grandstand, and an umpire in the late eighties, still

930
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 3: the most terrible I've ever seen in a game. Let

931
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:05,799
Speaker 3: it go, Abby, Shane Christian, I've been on a long

932
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 3: haul flight just landed. Whilst waiting to dplane right in

933
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:13,439
Speaker 3: that phrase of what a deep plane cabin doors check,

934
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 3: I opened the chocolate muffin they'd given out as a

935
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 3: small breakfast. I opened it a lot too hard and aggressively,

936
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,759
Speaker 3: because it got piffed across the plane and hit another

937
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:27,760
Speaker 3: passenger about eight ropes away in the head. Come Ours

938
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,959
Speaker 3: at a theme park in Queensland, and a small group

939
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 3: of visitors who are being showing how to throw a

940
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 3: native wooden spear at a haybell. Christian was the first

941
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 3: to throw, much to my horror, my spear. So what

942
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 3: are you thinking letting untrained people with spearce My spare

943
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 3: somehow hit the bell, bounced backwards and struck the length.

944
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 3: The person next to me thankfully bounced off the bell

945
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 3: kind of sideways and lost a little momentum, so didn't

946
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 3: seriously injo the person at all. This is a flesh wound.

947
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:58,839
Speaker 3: Shit be right, and the group were understandably shocked. Let's

948
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 3: take some calls now you're stories Brad, good morning.

949
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:08,399
Speaker 11: Hello. Yeah, I was up at my whaler and we're

950
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:12,799
Speaker 11: at the local school fair and the dunk machine was there.

951
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 11: Brendan Favala was on the dunk machine and all the

952
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 11: little kiddies were having to go trying to knock him in.

953
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,439
Speaker 11: But one kid hit the disc, but the tennis ports

954
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 11: didn't hit it hard enough to put him in, and

955
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 11: the balls rolled out through the crowd. I was about

956
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 11: twenty meters away on an angle, picked it up through it.

957
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 11: One in one hundred shot hit the disk. He went

958
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 11: in the crowd. Erupts and he come out and he's like, oh,

959
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:38,399
Speaker 11: you didn't pay, And I went up and put put

960
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 11: ten bucks in.

961
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 3: What a great story. I love the way you called

962
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 3: the game as well as a cricket commentary.

963
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:48,800
Speaker 11: It was the best ten bucks I've ever spent.

964
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 3: A dream shot as well. Well done, Brad, Brad, thank

965
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:56,400
Speaker 3: you very much for story mate, very funny. Have a

966
00:44:56,440 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 3: good day you two. Brook. Good morning, Brook, Good morning. Okay,

967
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:03,959
Speaker 3: so what's your piffing story for us this morning?

968
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:07,240
Speaker 13: It was just this Saturday, just going on the weekend.

969
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 13: I was taking my son into soccer training and he

970
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 13: was eating a nectarine. I just made a freshly brewed

971
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 13: cup of tea and my team is huge and it's

972
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:20,320
Speaker 13: sitting in the middle console. Jack eating his nectarine, put it,

973
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 13: left half of it and said here, what should I

974
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 13: do with this? And I said just throw it out

975
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 13: the window. So he went round down the window the

976
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 13: whole way, gifted as hard as he could, and I

977
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 13: hit the inside of the car just above the window frame,

978
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,239
Speaker 13: rebound into my cup of tea.

979
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 4: I think it's a lesson for you both.

980
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:44,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, the amount of my discarded nectarines, you see after

981
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 3: Saturday morning sport around where I lived, where it's other parents.

982
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 3: It's just check out on the streets here.

983
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:52,919
Speaker 13: Very nice.

984
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 3: There's just a wash of them around some near ovals

985
00:45:56,520 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 3: and public spaces and that discarded nectaries. Yeah, all right,

986
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 3: listen Brook, thank you very much. The story. Let's go

987
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 3: to Sue. Now, Good morning, Sue. Why how are you?

988
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:12,400
Speaker 3: We're good Sue? Sue who piffed two?

989
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:18,720
Speaker 14: I piffed a raw sausage over two backyards onto someone's

990
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 14: garage roof.

991
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 8: And when I went around to.

992
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 14: Sort of say sorry, they laughed about it. And we've

993
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,399
Speaker 14: been best friends for over thirty years.

994
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 3: Now, what's a great story. Maybe tomorrow we do How

995
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:34,240
Speaker 3: did you meet your friend? What do you actually say? So, hey, sorry,

996
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 3: there's a my sausage is on your roof.

997
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 14: There was a carpoard actually, and they were having this

998
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 14: family do in the carport and they heard the sausage

999
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:47,800
Speaker 14: and we kind of went around rather embarrassed and said, yeah, sorry,

1000
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 14: that was me.

1001
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:51,399
Speaker 9: But we all laughed and yeah, she's my best friend.

1002
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 4: Why did you throw it?

1003
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 14: I had another person with me and she dared me

1004
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:58,360
Speaker 14: to do it.

1005
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:01,720
Speaker 4: That's christians Apple.

1006
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, why, there's no explanation that's actually possible. Why you

1007
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 3: did it?

1008
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

1009
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 3: Patsy, please tell everyone the insane scene that your husband,

1010
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:21,360
Speaker 3: Chris the Warribee love God, was involved in yesterday.

1011
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 6: Can I just start this by saying, I am so

1012
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 6: glad I was not in the car at the time.

1013
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 5: So we picked up Audrey after school. Got in the

1014
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 5: car or read faced and hot, sweaty. She'd had sport.

1015
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 5: Chris said, you know what, let's.

1016
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:34,800
Speaker 6: Go and get a nice cream for a treat after school.

1017
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 3: That's one of those things I used to say, right,

1018
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:41,359
Speaker 3: was a treat for day. And it was only when

1019
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 3: that became teenagers that went this is actually just for

1020
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 3: you a little bit dad under.

1021
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 5: The guys being so anyway, they go through, go to Mecca,

1022
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 5: she wanted. She loves an Oreo mcflurry.

1023
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 3: It's so good. Yeah, smash what right now?

1024
00:47:59,200 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 2: All right?

1025
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 6: Pulls up to Meccas. Can we please have an two

1026
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 6: Oreo flurries, no worries.

1027
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 5: Come through to the drive, you know the pay window.

1028
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 5: They pull up and then unfortunately they must have had

1029
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 5: a run on Oreos yesterday because the staffer said, oh,

1030
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I've just realized we've run out of oreos.

1031
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 5: But you know, do you want smart m and ms

1032
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 5: or whatever they have?

1033
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 4: Oh, no, you've angered the hulk.

1034
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 3: On. Once you're bought, you tell you what I'm getting it.

1035
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 3: I've ordered it. It starts to produce, so I think

1036
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 3: the chemicals to break it down. It's start to look

1037
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 3: forward to you actually salivating, but only for that specific thing.

1038
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 5: Anyway, she didn't want anything else, and Chris said, well,

1039
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 5: you know, do you want like a thick shake or

1040
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 5: something like? Do you want something else? She said, I

1041
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,759
Speaker 5: really doubt I really don't, And so he thought, ah,

1042
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:50,120
Speaker 5: and he said, look, I'm so sorry. I don't think

1043
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:54,360
Speaker 5: we'll have anything. So instead of like just going straight

1044
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 5: through the drive through, he, in his wisdom yep, decides.

1045
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 3: To reverse the office. This is I've never heard of this. Honestly,

1046
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:08,360
Speaker 3: it shouldn't be illegal, shouldn't it. It should be just

1047
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 3: manners an etiquette.

1048
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:12,279
Speaker 4: You don't go back go backwards in one way flow

1049
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 4: through through through drive through.

1050
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 6: You can't go backwards in the s bend.

1051
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 4: You have to go back.

1052
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know they have to take my money.

1053
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 6: So everyone behind them had.

1054
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 9: To read that.

1055
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:37,280
Speaker 6: Solid No, it's not drive through an.

1056
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 4: It's like physically, yes, this is so.

1057
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 3: The only way through, say life, the only way through

1058
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 3: is through, yes, one way.

1059
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:49,360
Speaker 6: You don't back up, or at least just have a

1060
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 6: just have something for the stuff.

1061
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 3: You're right, just to keep it all going and are

1062
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 3: still trocking. You get the you get the Sunday, you

1063
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 3: get to cool down, you don't start. Let's get us

1064
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 3: out of here hard. It's a hard reverse out there

1065
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 3: as well. Sometimes they're very narrow those but they're really

1066
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:10,279
Speaker 3: really narrow as well.

1067
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 6: Drey said he had, you know, light the hand on

1068
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:13,280
Speaker 6: the back of the passenger.

1069
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 3: Heah, yeah, you've got it. You've got to do this.

1070
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:19,839
Speaker 3: It should be part of a driving test.

1071
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:25,400
Speaker 2: I think. Actually, Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

1072
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 3: Time for Today's time waster, Today's time waster. We're looking

1073
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 3: for your Zoo movies. I don't know where you got

1074
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,879
Speaker 3: this from. Where is this cobble together? From producer Rio,

1075
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 3: This is not legit content. Top five twenty twenty five

1076
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 3: Zoo Animal power rankings according to zoo chat dot com.

1077
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 4: What a power ranking should mean?

1078
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:54,360
Speaker 3: I know we have it in sport, the power rankings,

1079
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 3: you know from all the coaches and former players how

1080
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:58,240
Speaker 3: do they get a power ranking?

1081
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 4: It's like a trending animal. What annimals hot at the moment?

1082
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 4: What animal's in for a big twenty twenty five?

1083
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,320
Speaker 3: But based on what what are they doing? Like a

1084
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 3: WhatsApp group?

1085
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 4: No, it's just like based on popularity and popularity data data.

1086
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:17,080
Speaker 4: They're just crunching the numbers, the algorithms. Yeah, it's like

1087
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:18,759
Speaker 4: it's like fashion trends. What's going to be hot in

1088
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:22,239
Speaker 4: twenty twenty five? What's dress? What skirt? What animal at

1089
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 4: the zoo? I reckon gorillas are big in twenty five?

1090
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 3: No, not on the list Ice cold, my friend not hot?

1091
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:31,759
Speaker 6: No say elephants because they're no, not on the.

1092
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 3: Top five power ranking. Sorry guys, power up.

1093
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 6: Lions bang number one, King of the Jungle number one?

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Speaker 3: What else is in the top five of the top

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00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 3: five twenty twenty five zoo animal power rankings according to

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00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:48,359
Speaker 3: Zoo's Never Heard Them zoo chat dot com.

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00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 6: I reckon meerkats.

1098
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 3: They're cute, so twenty twenty makee way hot new engine

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00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 3: number five the common otter.

1100
00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 4: I do like an animal?

1101
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,279
Speaker 6: Yeah, they cuddle, don't they in the water.

1102
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 4: It's quite cute and they hold hands to sleep yeah.

1103
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:12,319
Speaker 3: And number four monkeys solid, dependable stink it is. You're

1104
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 3: almost saying this isn't legit content, but no, you're not

1105
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 3: at three coolers.

1106
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,319
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, of course.

1107
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 4: What's wrong with the col Why why are you turn

1108
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:21,360
Speaker 4: your nose up at the collar.

1109
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 3: It doesn't do enough? Blinky eyed in that tree, with

1110
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:29,880
Speaker 3: a fussy diet, eucalypse and then spending sex diseases what

1111
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,279
Speaker 3: he wanted to do. Well, you come from a year away,

1112
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:37,840
Speaker 3: clean out, like a good British lion, you know, clean British.

1113
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 3: The Manish lines up there tra valgar square, British lines.

1114
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 3: Churchill it used to ride that lion, ride that line

1115
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 3: around ten, comeing up with a new stratchery, used to

1116
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:54,920
Speaker 3: take on Hitler drafts at number two draft and they

1117
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,959
Speaker 3: should be above colors born on cords. Sleepy in that tree.

1118
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 3: He doesn't want to do the animal hand today. They're

1119
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:01,719
Speaker 3: a little bit sleepy up in net.

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Speaker 4: That makes them rare, that's what makes them so lucive.

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00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 3: Rubbish rubbish, all right. Today we're looking for zoo movies.

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00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 3: Drew Barrymore loves hairy men. She does. In fact fifty

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Speaker 3: first Primates Silver Detroit, CrOx City Gold, Seals of Dreams

1124
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:30,360
Speaker 3: Silver and Breakfast Cub Cute Little Cub Breakfast silver plus.

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00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 3: All right, Jackie boy Zoo movies? Were they watching at

1126
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 3: the zoo Gurraffic Park? That's very good gold, Koala Land

1127
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:42,280
Speaker 3: rubbish because of the minus bronze minus bronze make it extinct?

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00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:45,359
Speaker 3: You ready to mark jack Let's go okay. A man

1129
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:49,720
Speaker 3: called Otter Gold straining out power rankings Will and Carnee

1130
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:56,880
Speaker 3: Gurraffic Park similar to mine Bronze School of Kuakers Silver.

1131
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,919
Speaker 3: I don't mike Otter People's money. A lot of otter

1132
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,880
Speaker 3: ones coming in silver, obviously, just adjusting everything with the

1133
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 3: new news about the power op in Hyena Gold. Bohemian

1134
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:16,400
Speaker 3: Raptor z Raptors throw Mamazette from the train Gold, BMX

1135
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 3: Bandicoots Gold plas well done. One eater, very good that

1136
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 3: one BMX Bandicoots Meet the Crockers Gold. That's the Australian version,

1137
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:34,280
Speaker 3: isn't it straight? Otter Compton Gold. That's one Beck clockwork

1138
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 3: Orango tongues Silver. I'm Richard Raiders of the Lost Ardvark

1139
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:43,160
Speaker 3: SILVERA Weekend by Boonese Gold. Who's that Nathan? Well done?

1140
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 3: Face sloth in seat of face off Gold, it's very

1141
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:49,399
Speaker 3: funny actony. That's really funny. Face loth

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