Speaker 1: Laura, come on end of the week.
Speaker 2: It's Friday.
Speaker 1: Hi, we made it all the way here. It's Friday. Ye, Mitch,
Speaker 1: I have a question for you. You're doing something fun
Speaker 1: after the show today, like bowling?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, real funny because I'm in a bowling shirt.
Speaker 2: Very funny.
Speaker 3: It's a really it looks like something Kramer from Siinfield
Speaker 3: would wear.
Speaker 2: Thanks a lot of guys. That's so nice.
Speaker 4: Okay, because Cremer is a very lovable it's a true character.
Speaker 2: We're heading into the weekend. Let's have some fun. It's
Speaker 2: not bully met.
Speaker 1: Are we doing anything fun on the weekend?
Speaker 2: Are you going to sell a house after this?
Speaker 1: We've got a blazer on. We're a blazer like four
Speaker 1: times a week.
Speaker 2: There's Laura Burn stuck in a house with twelve cats
Speaker 2: with their cardigan.
Speaker 1: Laura loves a card No, I do you know what
Speaker 1: I do? Look exactly dressed to the part.
Speaker 3: I'm taking care of my children all by myself this
Speaker 3: weekend because my hubby is away.
Speaker 2: Well that's what your channel.
Speaker 1: He's left me with the kid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'm going to stay with my mum where
Speaker 4: we're picking up that vibe. The cat is actually stuck
Speaker 4: to your back anyway. I've got a new phenomenon taking
Speaker 4: over Australian guys. It's called hot bedding and.
Speaker 1: Ozzie's asleeping with strangers. I'm gonna tell you about it.
Speaker 1: I'm break It sounds like my twenties.
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Speaker 4: There is a new phenomenon sweeping Australian shaws, which I
Speaker 4: feel like this is something you could get on board
Speaker 4: with or in bed with.
Speaker 1: It's what Ozzie's are doing to save money.
Speaker 4: It's called hot bedding. There's a woman, Monique Jeremiah. She
Speaker 4: was in a relationship with a boyfriend. They decided to
Speaker 4: split it up. COVID happened, cost of living went up,
Speaker 4: and they decided instead of splitting, they would just stay
Speaker 4: friends and maybe they could be roommates together. But they
Speaker 4: took it a step further and instead of being roommates,
Speaker 4: they decided to share a bed to save.
Speaker 1: Even more money.
Speaker 4: Hang on, don't you say no when I'm telling the.
Speaker 1: Story, I'm already poopooing this.
Speaker 4: So they decided to share beds completely platonically, purely to
Speaker 4: save money. They went about their own lives, they had
Speaker 4: different schedules. All they did was use this shared bed
Speaker 4: to sleep. Now, hang on, Monique charged her ex boyfriend,
Speaker 4: now friend, now bed sharer one hundred and seventy dollars
Speaker 4: a week to sleep in the bed, so it helped
Speaker 4: her pay the rent he saved. I'm sorry, he's the
Speaker 4: winner in this situation.
Speaker 2: He saved so.
Speaker 4: Much money because he didn't pay bills.
Speaker 1: Didn't pay anything.
Speaker 4: And now this hot bedding phenomena is taking over.
Speaker 2: Wait, so it's like hot desking because in businesses they're
Speaker 2: hot desk. The bed is like you just have it
Speaker 2: when it's free.
Speaker 3: You don't share a desk with this, like you don't
Speaker 3: share the same desk with someone. You get your own desk.
Speaker 3: So hot betting, surely they should be doing it like
Speaker 3: shift work. You sleep from this time to this time,
Speaker 3: then I sleep.
Speaker 1: This to me, they're all boning. I don't believe it
Speaker 1: for everyone's getting down diggiggy with it.
Speaker 2: I couldn't do this with my ex because I would
Speaker 2: just want to sleep with them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's exactly what. Surely that's where this gome. Do
Speaker 1: you know what. I'm not against this.
Speaker 4: I think with the crunch and the cost of living
Speaker 4: crisis right now, people are doing what they have to.
Speaker 4: People were losing jobs. They literally the rent is through
Speaker 4: the roof. There is a housing crisis. I'm sort of
Speaker 4: on board with this now. There's research from the University
Speaker 4: of Technology in Sydney and they found that three percent
Speaker 4: of the seven thousand students living in Sydney and Melbourne
Speaker 4: hot better to save money. And I guess it's a
Speaker 4: different thing because you know, students often don't have as
Speaker 4: much money. But hang on, Laura, before before you come
Speaker 4: at me, we just had.
Speaker 2: Joe calling, Hey, Joe, you're a hot better yourself.
Speaker 5: So this was a few years ago. My ex and
Speaker 5: I broke up and we just decided to still live
Speaker 5: together for a little while just while we worked out everything.
Speaker 5: So he works a night shift and I worked a
Speaker 5: normal day job, so we kind of just I slept
Speaker 5: during the night and then he slept during the day.
Speaker 5: It most really well for a while as we shared
Speaker 5: our ranch and everything, so that was really helpful. Sometimes
Speaker 5: there was a little bit of crossover.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what do we mean by a crossover?
Speaker 2: There?
Speaker 1: Would you say?
Speaker 4: Cross contamination?
Speaker 5: I hope to prove you right, but yeah, sometimes there
Speaker 5: was a bit of like over time.
Speaker 1: What's the problem with that?
Speaker 4: I think that's fine if you want to get jiggy
Speaker 4: with it and save money simultaneously, you're the winner here.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with it.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying where there's smoke, there's usually fire, and
Speaker 3: I think that it could create some complicated situations.
Speaker 1: If you're literally sleeping with the person who sleeps in
Speaker 1: your bed, but you don't want to sleep with them
Speaker 1: because they're your friend and they're paying one hundred and
Speaker 1: seventy five dollars a week, just sounds like a disaster.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be a partner.
Speaker 2: Sorry, rogue, why don't you just buy another bed?
Speaker 4: Because I'm sure? Hang on, let's ask joke, don't Joe?
Speaker 4: Why didn't you buy another bit?
Speaker 5: Well, because he worked the night shift, it didn't really matter,
Speaker 5: Like we just figured okay, you just have it normal
Speaker 5: hours and at night, and then he can have it
Speaker 5: during the day when I'm in the office or working
Speaker 5: from home. So it didn't really matter in our heads
Speaker 5: at that time. But yes, it ended up getting a
Speaker 5: little bit complicated, like when we finally moved out, we
Speaker 5: both ended up moving out of the apartment at the
Speaker 5: same time, which was a bit silly. But yeah, our
Speaker 5: lease was up of all, like, you know what, we
Speaker 5: just need a fresh start. So and I mean this
Speaker 5: was years ago, but we are no longer in contact
Speaker 5: or friends or anything, so maybe you did add a
Speaker 5: bit of fire to it. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Okay, My big question is if you are just platonic
Speaker 3: and you're both sharing a bed, what happens if you
Speaker 3: go out to the nightclubs and you want to pick
Speaker 3: up someone and you want to take them home Sarah
Speaker 3: laying one hundred and seventy five dollars a week sleeping
Speaker 3: on the other side, how do you explain that story?
Speaker 1: You play the away game so you can never bring
Speaker 1: someone home.
Speaker 5: Or it could just be like they get a free show.
Speaker 5: You know, I'm joking, but are you, Joe?
Speaker 2: I don't think you are all right. Next on the
Speaker 2: show Laura, you had a meal.
Speaker 1: I didn't have a meal. Actually I had to eat
Speaker 1: my own words.
Speaker 3: I have gotten myself into quite the situation, and it's
Speaker 3: because I tried to pin something on my husband and
Speaker 3: it turned out I'm the problem.
Speaker 2: We could have told you that a thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 2: Wait all right, that's next on the pickup. It is
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Speaker 1: Guys. I think I'm like careening towards divorce. Oh, I
Speaker 1: feel like every week there's a divorce ish kareem.
Speaker 3: Maybe we're just like, oh, do you know why we're
Speaker 3: coming up to the seven year each full moon?
Speaker 1: I was like, don't yeh, Venus is in retrograde.
Speaker 3: No, looks something happened with Matt recently, my darling husband,
Speaker 3: and I blamed him for something.
Speaker 1: That I probably shouldn't have. So what happened is we
Speaker 1: have this.
Speaker 3: I have a phone, a spare phone.
Speaker 2: I have a phone I have already Team Matt. I've
Speaker 2: got a burg phone.
Speaker 1: I have a spare phone, drunk.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: The reason why I have a spare phone is because
Speaker 3: it has all of my app authenticators on it, and
Speaker 3: I haven't figured out how to transfer it from that
Speaker 3: phone to my new phone because I'm old and I
Speaker 3: can't use an iPhone.
Speaker 4: You just download the authenticator up again.
Speaker 1: No, I haven't been at to set it up properly.
Speaker 3: But the reason why I need it and it's so
Speaker 3: important is because on my old phone is the authenticator
Speaker 3: app for Instagram and that is what I run my
Speaker 3: Tony May business.
Speaker 2: Off right, So guys Lauras, you can just call me
Speaker 2: and I would.
Speaker 1: I keep the phone in a draw in our study.
Speaker 3: I know where it is always because if I get
Speaker 3: logged out of the Tony May account, my business account,
Speaker 3: I am screwed.
Speaker 1: That is how we run it through social media.
Speaker 4: God only knows how you run it.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 3: I keep the phone in the top drawer and I
Speaker 3: found out recently that Matt has been using it to
Speaker 3: record his podcast episode, so he takes.
Speaker 1: It out of the drawer he goes to meetings with it.
Speaker 1: He flew to Melbourne with the phone.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I explained to him how important this goddamn phone was.
Speaker 3: I explained to him that it's got all my access
Speaker 3: codes and everything on it.
Speaker 1: It's not allowed to go anywhere.
Speaker 3: It has to stay in the draw So the other day,
Speaker 3: Matt flies to Melbourne and I went looking for the
Speaker 3: phone to take it.
Speaker 1: To work because I was like, do you know where
Speaker 1: it will be safer.
Speaker 3: I'll take it to my office and he'll never be
Speaker 3: able to find it, and I'll put it somewhere really safe.
Speaker 3: And I opened the drawer and it's not there. And
Speaker 3: I was like, Matt, you've taken the phone. I called him,
Speaker 3: facetimed him and he's like, I haven't taken it. He's like,
Speaker 3: I swear it's in the draw and I was like cool.
Speaker 3: Spent forty five minutes trying to find this phone. The
Speaker 3: kids are in the car screaming because I'd already put
Speaker 3: them into their little seat belts.
Speaker 1: I'm pulling everything out.
Speaker 3: Forty five minutes later, I call him again, and by
Speaker 3: then my fury was through the roof. I was like,
Speaker 3: you've taken it and you've lost it in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: You're not authenticate children. My business is going down the
Speaker 1: gurgl Okay.
Speaker 3: I walked into the office after spending it was literally
Speaker 3: an hour of my day gone looking for this thing.
Speaker 3: I walked into the office, and I said to my
Speaker 3: sister and my staff and I was like, if there's
Speaker 3: a murder tonight, you know why I am so mad.
Speaker 3: Matt came home from Melbourne that night and he spent
Speaker 3: two hours looking for it, and he said, honey, there's
Speaker 3: one thing I do with my life, it will be
Speaker 3: that I will find that phone. And he kept saying
Speaker 3: to me, are you sure you didn't move it? Because
Speaker 3: I haven't touched it. He's like, I saw it there.
Speaker 3: I know it's there. And I was like, you're gaslighting me.
Speaker 1: You you meant maculative gaslighting me. I was like, you've
Speaker 1: lost it.
Speaker 5: You're a man.
Speaker 2: I've seen Bob your kid.
Speaker 3: Anyway, a couple of hours pass and he gets car
Speaker 3: keys and he goes out to the car with nothing else,
Speaker 3: and he comes back inside completely silent, and he tosses
Speaker 3: me the phone and he says, it was in your car.
Speaker 3: I have no memory I picked up the phone. I
Speaker 3: have zero memory. I went to the drawer at some
Speaker 3: point in time, I took the phone out. I put
Speaker 3: it in my car, and then I abused my husband.
Speaker 1: Hold that I just that story.
Speaker 4: I just embodied Matt and the satisfaction he would have
Speaker 4: felt wrong with that phone. No dialogue, just the phone
Speaker 4: says it all walks away into the sunfit.
Speaker 1: I doubled down. I said, you planted it.
Speaker 2: You're insane, You're insane.
Speaker 1: She's lost it.
Speaker 4: I have seen Laura come up to me before and
Speaker 4: we're working right, She's on the phone and she puts
Speaker 4: the phone down like she was supposed to be. She goes, Babe,
Speaker 4: have you seen my phone?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you're on it. I think my frame
Speaker 1: is broken and I'm definitely going to be single.
Speaker 3: Seed back on the market, everyone, Laura, Ben's Aleen and
Speaker 3: on Instagram you.
Speaker 2: Mean manic Laura.
Speaker 1: She's lost, She's a lot.
Speaker 2: Next on the show, a mental health professional to assess
Speaker 2: Laura to make sure she's not clinically insane.
Speaker 1: I do love my husband all right.
Speaker 2: Back after this on the pickup. It's the pickup for
Speaker 2: your Friday afternoon, Britt, Laura and Mitchie. Hey, try the
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Speaker 2: just forty nine ninety nine. God, we were having a
Speaker 2: laugh at this story work three of us, weren't.
Speaker 1: We The noise alone.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's so funny, it's very us. This story's going viral.
Speaker 1: Get this.
Speaker 2: A dad is baffled after his neighbor complaining that he's
Speaker 2: been chopping tomatoes too loud.
Speaker 1: How on earth would they know that it was tomatoes,
Speaker 1: is what I want to know.
Speaker 2: A very good question.
Speaker 1: Do you know why?
Speaker 4: Because I feel like it's very like it's a consistency
Speaker 4: of the chop and the slice. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, apparently the neighbors complained that the chopping of the
Speaker 2: tomatoes was so loud. The other neighbors all got together
Speaker 2: in a group and said, we need to talk to
Speaker 2: this man upstairs because he's just chopping too loudly.
Speaker 4: And also that they're walking too loudly. I'm sorry, are
Speaker 4: they breathing too loudly?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 1: It would be so embarrassing.
Speaker 3: It would be so humiliating to get a letter from
Speaker 3: your neighbors saying that you're doing something too loud?
Speaker 1: Would you imagine I'd be more.
Speaker 4: Sent a letter.
Speaker 2: Imagine then having people talk about it on the radio.
Speaker 3: Next level, imagine if you were doing something else, like
Speaker 3: imagine if you were doing the who horizontal Dance of love.
Speaker 1: Oh, I imagine that.
Speaker 2: And then imagine if you produced a radio show that
Speaker 2: had the ability to bring it on the air and
Speaker 2: talk about it. Producer, Tony, please come to the microphone, Hello,
Speaker 2: producer to is this ringing some kind of bell?
Speaker 1: You did not You did not were not Okay. We
Speaker 1: did some detective work.
Speaker 4: We heard a rumor in the radio world that there
Speaker 4: was a lecta floating around a complaint about some sexual
Speaker 4: esque capade.
Speaker 2: Laura has this letter. Tony produces our show. We adore her.
Speaker 2: This story is completely fake. We just had to talk
Speaker 2: about it. So you didn't know we were going to
Speaker 2: do this.
Speaker 1: How did you mate if I produced this radio show?
Speaker 1: How did you manufacture an article?
Speaker 2: Your beautiful partner, Nick has given us this letter that
Speaker 2: was left under your doorsteps at your apartment, Laura.
Speaker 1: We didn't know. Is that Tony likes to be a
Speaker 1: little bit loud. She's a fiend.
Speaker 2: Just request, So why don't you to detail the letter? Laura?
Speaker 1: It's true, Paga. So I'm just going to summarize. Do
Speaker 1: you give a little airline. We have to do this.
Speaker 1: I know what's request.
Speaker 3: You probably have no idea, no idea, just how bad
Speaker 3: the acoustics are in this building. They are terrible and
Speaker 3: sound really penetrates between the apartment walls. It would be
Speaker 3: very much appreciated if between the hours of one pm
Speaker 3: and seven am weekdays and midnight and eight am weekends,
Speaker 3: you were able to keep the volume down, because this morning,
Speaker 3: at four thirty am, I was kept awake by a
Speaker 3: woman screaming.
Speaker 4: Now, this is my favorite part, as this is such
Speaker 4: a tight, tight building.
Speaker 1: We are all we're all on top of each other.
Speaker 1: Like I said, more euphemisms, Tony, the bad no.
Speaker 4: The fact that you tried to keep this letter from us,
Speaker 4: and how.
Speaker 1: You kept this, I mean, I understand why you kept
Speaker 1: this letter.
Speaker 6: Of course, this is exactly why I kept the letter
Speaker 6: because then I knew it was going to go on
Speaker 6: the radio.
Speaker 1: I have more questions, why are you getting down and
Speaker 1: dirty at four thirty am awning?
Speaker 6: This particular night, I was a little wine drunkies and
Speaker 6: we came home I think it was like three am,
Speaker 6: and things escalated after that because you.
Speaker 1: Know, how loud are we talking? Well, unit, how loud?
Speaker 2: Can you turn to page two of this document they've
Speaker 2: left under your door? One of my favorite parties.
Speaker 1: Also also two pages.
Speaker 2: If you need any help, here's my number, inviting herself
Speaker 2: in fore.
Speaker 4: Okay, but in all honesty, Producer Tony, just keep your
Speaker 4: voice down when you answer this. How do you feel
Speaker 4: now like walking back into this tight nick community that's
Speaker 4: all on top of each other, knowing that you're making
Speaker 4: eye contact and they know that you're a screamer, and
Speaker 4: I no, no, I.
Speaker 2: Haven't gone back there.
Speaker 1: This is my boyfriend's apartment.
Speaker 2: I've not gone back. I'm just sleeping in the car.
Speaker 2: That's a hundred.
Speaker 1: What' happening? What are you going to do? I literally I've.
Speaker 4: Gone under the cloak of night when I've gone back
Speaker 4: into the house and I.
Speaker 1: Run, I run up the stairs.
Speaker 2: I've avoided eye contact with all of the neighbors.
Speaker 1: I hope you do it very quietly and take a
Speaker 1: shoe shuffle up those chairs. I'm mortified. I could think
Speaker 1: of nothing worse.
Speaker 2: Can I be honest? When we got this, we thought, what, like,
Speaker 2: what can you what can you do? There's not You
Speaker 2: can't change the way you are in the throes of love.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes you can.
Speaker 3: There's definitely some volume controls. I wont to know how
Speaker 3: long did the session go for? How long did you
Speaker 3: keep them awake.
Speaker 2: From a solid session.
Speaker 1: Well, they're actually impressed. It's about fifteen minutes in me
Speaker 1: before I need to go back to sleep.
Speaker 2: To be honest, brit Laura and I've discussed we're so impressed.
Speaker 2: We're going to give you pay rise. We're so impressed,
Speaker 2: which is.
Speaker 4: Actually out of our control, but we're gonna do it.
Speaker 1: We're giving you some cash and we're also second hand humiliator.
Speaker 1: The cash is the sound proofing in the apartment. We
Speaker 1: love you, We keep it down. Yeah, yeah, Okay, it's
Speaker 1: turn off your mic.
Speaker 2: You're representing the show.
Speaker 1: Okay to press, I'm from the pick up. Yes, go
Speaker 1: peck God, peck me up. Nothing like that at three
Speaker 1: people in the afternoon.
Speaker 2: No, let's go. If you missed any of the show today,
Speaker 2: we were talking about hot bedding, law almost got divorced.
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Speaker 3: Coming up next, we've got the boys, Will and Woody.
Speaker 3: What's on the show today, guys this.
Speaker 7: Afternoon on the show, if you miss it, recapping everything
Speaker 7: involving Wood's death, defying stunt nude on a snow strike
Speaker 7: in one of the coldest places in Australia, plus another
Speaker 7: whole role of Talles fift tickets to give away.
Speaker 4: Thanks Legends, have a good one, team enjoy