Speaker 1: Just real postood by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Hello, yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Lease yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. You've
Speaker 1: really pieced me off. I'm not speaking now that actually
Speaker 1: really suits me. No, he is, and Mitchell coos.
Speaker 2: Hello you Hill. Sorry, that's me shaking things up. I
Speaker 2: said hi instead.
Speaker 1: Of hello, Mitchell. I haven't noticed I said hi you
Speaker 1: instead of hollow you?
Speaker 2: Just then?
Speaker 1: Yep? I think do I say hello every week?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hell?
Speaker 2: Are you? Are you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You're right?
Speaker 2: Are you? You?
Speaker 1: You've never Really it's the same thing as that Murderer series. You.
Speaker 1: It's all about hello you. Yeah, he says, hire you,
Speaker 1: and that's who he kills you.
Speaker 2: Probably says it with a bit less mph than us
Speaker 2: because we're like, helloy, he'd be seedy about it when
Speaker 2: well sexy.
Speaker 1: That's the charm of that serial killer, and that he's
Speaker 1: a hot serial killer and everyone wants to fuck him.
Speaker 2: I used to think he was hot at first. I'm
Speaker 2: off you now No, I'm off him now now.
Speaker 1: I like him. I think he's beautiful. He's gorgeous. Speaking
Speaker 1: of hot killers, Price Kip a gen log the show.
Speaker 2: Hello, have you watched Baby Brainder yet?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I don't and I don't want to, and no one's
Speaker 1: going to make me.
Speaker 2: Wow, I just feel like it's because I want the
Speaker 2: best for you, and I think you'd enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks boring.
Speaker 2: No, it's the opposite.
Speaker 4: It's not boring.
Speaker 1: Is it true crime?
Speaker 2: No? Not really.
Speaker 4: It's based on a true story.
Speaker 1: Okay, but it's not true crime.
Speaker 2: I just don't know why you digg your heels in
Speaker 2: just to be like, no, I'm not going to do
Speaker 2: it just because everyone says I should. No one. We're
Speaker 2: not saying it to spite you. It's just I think
Speaker 2: you'd like it.
Speaker 1: Here's my where my head's at the moment. I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's ADHD, if it's stress, if it's whatever.
Speaker 1: But I just don't have the attention span to sit
Speaker 1: there and watch a series. I can't do it. I
Speaker 1: get no enjoyment out of it anymore.
Speaker 2: Oh no, But that's why I said whenever it was
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks ago, I was like, just here's
Speaker 2: your challenge. Watch to the first ten minutes. Because they
Speaker 2: don't piss about. They just go straight into it. It's
Speaker 2: good for ADHD, I believe.
Speaker 4: And they're only like thirty minute episodes.
Speaker 2: That's the challenge. Ten minutes.
Speaker 1: All right, Well have it this weekend, I will watch
Speaker 1: an episode or get hooked if I finished the whole thing.
Speaker 1: I don't have much on this weekend. I will watch.
Speaker 2: Don't commit to binging the theories, although you may end
Speaker 2: up doing that.
Speaker 1: I've got Hack season three to watch, my favorite show
Speaker 1: in my top five shows.
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear about it.
Speaker 1: It's hard to host a show with someone. I mean, yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Don't watch it because I don't have stand.
Speaker 1: Oh use my login?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: My passwords like butterflies on something dumb butterfly. I know
Speaker 1: who still has access to my stand my ex'es mother.
Speaker 2: You'd feel bad booting her off.
Speaker 1: Beautiful Minda. It's got Mitch minda mum and then which
Speaker 1: is my mum? Anyway, I'm like, I wonder if she's
Speaker 1: still uses it. Yeah, she's halfway through the fucking new
Speaker 1: season of some evil Mexican cartel series. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I can't boot her off now. She did nothing wrong
Speaker 1: by me, so she's still enjoying my stand. So Jenny,
Speaker 1: you just use hers?
Speaker 2: Okay to fuck with Minda's recently watched you just start
Speaker 2: watchings like Realia pregnancy videos, no doubt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the first six months means like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: I am? Hacks is? This is a recommendation is so funny,
Speaker 1: it's so good, it's so well written, it's so on Tran.
Speaker 2: Don't like you've recommended this to me before, haven't you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's up to season three, season three.
Speaker 4: It's a really good show.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've had a shocking week.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 1: I had an interview with Jojo Sewer that is shocking. No,
Speaker 1: got canceled the morning of an hour before I was
Speaker 1: meant to do it. I'm so excited. I was going
Speaker 1: to ask a dream guest on my podcast Questions dream
Speaker 1: Guests on my podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh, I took me a sec to get that reference.
Speaker 1: You know, the TikTok sound dym guests on my podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's check.
Speaker 2: Things up my exes, speaking of which, we've got TikTok
Speaker 2: school coming up. Oh, that is not the viral sound
Speaker 2: that we're going to be referring to. Why did you cancel? Anyway?
Speaker 1: It was an internal thing. I don't actually know what happened. Yeah,
Speaker 1: deeply sad, but not can you do I was excited. Well,
Speaker 1: you'll let her energy with my energy when I'm on
Speaker 1: would have been like irritating knowing it would have been
Speaker 1: terrible radio. So thank god for the listeners of Australia
Speaker 1: that it didn't happen. But I was just grumpy. I
Speaker 1: thought it was going to happen. I prepared, and I
Speaker 1: never prepare. I wrote questions, Wow, that's.
Speaker 2: Huge for you.
Speaker 1: I do prepare when they're big questions, but when they're
Speaker 1: big guess. But speaking of guess, you're right for Dan's
Speaker 1: joining us next week. It's all confirmed. I've still being
Speaker 1: dming she's going to be on.
Speaker 2: I don't know why, Like I want to believe you,
Speaker 2: but that part of me that thinks something's going to happen, well, I.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. And if you're listening to this for Dane,
Speaker 1: no offense. I'm just worried. I like, what do we
Speaker 1: talk to her about?
Speaker 2: Plenty of things. Just research and prepare like you did
Speaker 2: for Jojo True. In fact, what questions are you going
Speaker 2: to ask Jojo? Just ask the exact same questions.
Speaker 1: Now you've recently come out as a lesbian and your
Speaker 1: Disney days you well as a mum who's also, like,
Speaker 1: I actually can't wait for my question for Danny's why
Speaker 1: does she cut cucumbers like that? Have you seen how
Speaker 1: she cuts?
Speaker 2: That's on my list of the question really because I
Speaker 2: cut my fucking fingers all the time. How does she
Speaker 2: do what?
Speaker 1: She's one of those incredible people, And I think it
Speaker 1: is if you've grown up in like an ethnic family, right,
Speaker 1: and you've just learned from families and ancestors. She has
Speaker 1: a knife and she cuts up and pushes her thumb
Speaker 1: onto the blade.
Speaker 2: That was me, blood everywhere.
Speaker 1: Honestly, that's happened to you, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, players come into the show with butte on your finger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I got many questions. You know what, why
Speaker 1: don't we bring back good old fashioned idiot questions if
Speaker 1: you want to ask for it.
Speaker 2: Turns out there's a lot of overlap for DN talk
Speaker 2: fans and idiots. There's a lot of overlap. So yeah,
Speaker 2: actually you've got a week to think a question.
Speaker 1: Send him in now, yeah, DMS or message either or
Speaker 1: any of us, and we'll ask for Dan directly when
Speaker 1: she joins us next week.
Speaker 2: Actually, you know what we should ask for Dan about
Speaker 2: because she's a family law lawyer, right, yeah, we should
Speaker 2: ask her about any potential red flags to be aware
Speaker 2: of with mine and Jenna's co parentingship. Good, like, do
Speaker 2: I am I on the birth certificate? Where do I
Speaker 2: stand legally? Do you want to see what our baby
Speaker 2: looks like at the moment? Yeah, because I only knocked
Speaker 2: her up two weeks ago, so right now it looks
Speaker 2: like that. I've got the track in Jesus Christ. It
Speaker 2: not till like week six that it starts to sort
Speaker 2: of look like a human.
Speaker 1: Wow, So go back to where it is now.
Speaker 2: It's just like it's a little ball.
Speaker 1: It's like a volleyball.
Speaker 2: She's only two weeks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course weeks very early.
Speaker 2: That's thirteen weeks.
Speaker 1: Most cant of be a six month joke.
Speaker 2: Huh what, No, it's nine months famously.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I was expecting premature birth. Unfortunately, call me
Speaker 1: in Austratama.
Speaker 2: But that due date is January twenty fifth, twenty twenty five,
Speaker 2: So we might not.
Speaker 1: Even be recorded right nine months from now or.
Speaker 2: Nine months from when I knocked her up two on
Speaker 2: the exact day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course they might break up. Anniversary and your
Speaker 1: conception anniversary.
Speaker 2: It's a special day for all of us.
Speaker 1: Wow. All right, well, I it's your first time listening.
Speaker 1: A lot to digest there, welcome to Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Every show starts the same with is it just me?
Speaker 1: Something we've noticed, something we had to appreciate.
Speaker 2: What's the ars about?
Speaker 1: Well, you don't know mine and I don't know yours,
Speaker 1: But today mine is about something that I experience in
Speaker 1: a certain store, and I want to know if it's
Speaker 1: a universal experience. Okay, if everyone else experiences it at
Speaker 1: this type of store, because I love to shop, It's
Speaker 1: one of my favorite things in the world. And I
Speaker 1: was scared in a recent shopping trip.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, would you want me to kick things off?
Speaker 1: What's yours about? Or you'll just jump in?
Speaker 2: Mate? So just fucking get into it. Hadn't we do?
Speaker 1: You know what's yours? I don't. No, Never we cut
Speaker 1: those It's.
Speaker 2: Fine, Jenny, you need to be involved in the all
Speaker 2: staff meeting. We're doing a bit later as well, so.
Speaker 1: That's still happening.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I take a group chat and didn't hear back. I thought,
Speaker 1: oh god, it's turning to an intervention.
Speaker 2: Worried it's so paranom it about being intervened.
Speaker 1: I know, I don't know where it comes from. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, no intervention team meeting, all stuff team meeting
Speaker 1: on the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah a bit later as well. Let's taktok school. Okay,
Speaker 2: my agim thy, let's go. Ye?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Is it about time we dumb down public transport?
Speaker 1: I'm not on much public transport. I really, what do
Speaker 1: you mean?
Speaker 2: Well, this is something that I noticed years ago. I
Speaker 2: have a feeling I may have ranted about this on
Speaker 2: Not My Cup of Tea back in the day. Just
Speaker 2: the language they use on public transport. They use words
Speaker 2: that you don't hear anywhere else. And when I say
Speaker 2: public trans but I also mean flights.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it.
Speaker 2: Turns out I must have put it into the universe.
Speaker 2: They've somehow stolen my idea because they literally are dumbing
Speaker 2: down the language used on Sydney trains. Now, oh, I
Speaker 2: saw this on the news the other day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Sydney train announcements are about to sound a little
Speaker 5: different over the coming weeks. Some long standing phrases are
Speaker 5: being phased out. This train terminates here will become this
Speaker 5: train ends here instead of a lighting. Passengers will be
Speaker 5: asked to get off the train, get off and delayed
Speaker 5: trains won't need additional travel time anymore. It's now extra time.
Speaker 5: It's the result of passenger research aimed at making our
Speaker 5: transport network as user friendly as possible.
Speaker 1: It sounds like they're dumbing it down.
Speaker 2: That's what I want.
Speaker 4: It's also mean, like, get off.
Speaker 2: I like it. It's to the point because imagine I
Speaker 2: love that there was a survey involved for them to
Speaker 2: actually take action.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all these people.
Speaker 2: Being like a light hah, I don't get it.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I feel like that's a you problem.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: I love the night language. I think it's gorgeous, don't
Speaker 1: I Just get off?
Speaker 2: Honestly, I kind of feel the same way about new supporter.
Speaker 1: Just talk to us like we're people, you think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's something about especially flights, they use all sorts
Speaker 2: of words that you wouldn't hear anywhere where else the
Speaker 2: fuck would you hear the word stow?
Speaker 4: Yeah, ah, yeah, that's a good thing, like.
Speaker 2: Oh, please stow your bloody bags, just say.
Speaker 4: Put yeah that's actually yeah.
Speaker 2: In fact, speaking of put, you know how they say
Speaker 2: please fasten your seat belt. Yeah, on the flight, put
Speaker 2: the seat belt on, Just say that belt.
Speaker 1: No, you know what it must come from like a
Speaker 1: litigation thing. We could ask for done this because if
Speaker 1: if they say fasten your seat belts and then there's
Speaker 1: a crash and the seat belt breaks, they can go, well,
Speaker 1: you were told explicitly to fasten your.
Speaker 2: What does that even mean? Fasten?
Speaker 1: But but I think like this will there'd be a
Speaker 1: definition out of.
Speaker 2: Practice this she really is just to google everything.
Speaker 1: But there's like a definition of fasten your seat belt
Speaker 1: they can use in a court of war. But put
Speaker 1: on your seat belt.
Speaker 2: Or just fucking pop your seat belt on plea.
Speaker 1: But someone could pop it around their shoulder and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: well I put.
Speaker 3: It on okay, So fastened actually means close or do
Speaker 3: up securely?
Speaker 1: Yes see? And I feel like it's they're using words
Speaker 1: that help them if it ever gets to a point
Speaker 1: in you.
Speaker 4: Know that's a good point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I get where you're coming from. But there's
Speaker 2: other fucking shit they say, Like they say stow like
Speaker 2: I said, they stow your baggage in the overhead baggage compartment.
Speaker 1: They do.
Speaker 2: Can't you just call it the top cupboard instead of
Speaker 2: stow your luggage in the overhead, just say pop your
Speaker 2: shit in the top cupboard place.
Speaker 1: Okay, well why don't you do? It's like we're you
Speaker 1: could make a lot of money here in just going
Speaker 1: to different businesses like June Dally Watkins Rest in Peace,
Speaker 1: Jennis mentor Yes, who taught of Aussie women how to
Speaker 1: be more eloquent and she taught the medicate. You could
Speaker 1: teach people the opposite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like talk to us like we're people. I
Speaker 2: don't need the fancy language. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 2: If they say, oh, there's two exits on this flight,
Speaker 2: one at the front and one at the rear, it's like,
Speaker 2: so front is acceptable. But you can't just say back,
Speaker 2: yes that's true. Instead of oh we're going to exit
Speaker 2: through the rear door today, just say oh we're heading
Speaker 2: out the back door. No.
Speaker 1: See to me that that takes out all the fun.
Speaker 1: If I've just flown twelve hours to get to Paris
Speaker 1: and they go out there read or I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, we're getting rid of that back door, out the back.
Speaker 1: Door, I'd be like, no, that's why I'm in Paris
Speaker 1: to go in the back door.
Speaker 4: Cow being told get out totally.
Speaker 2: I actually love that s any trains are doing that
Speaker 2: instead of like just get off to get off what
Speaker 2: was the other one? Additional travel time became extra time.
Speaker 2: Terminate here becomes ends here, So this train ends here.
Speaker 4: I do like the terminates here.
Speaker 1: That sounds like it's going to explode.
Speaker 4: I know, I'm so used to it.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not all for it. I think we need
Speaker 1: to like, it's not our job to get dumber.
Speaker 2: Well, it's just there might be people who English is
Speaker 2: their second language. That's maybe why they're adapting the language horses,
Speaker 2: which would also be confusing at the airport, because why
Speaker 2: do they call it a gate. You're at gate thirty two.
Speaker 2: It's not a gate. If anything, it's the fucking waiting room,
Speaker 2: isn't it. You're right, it's more of a or like
Speaker 2: a bus stop. Just call it a plane stop, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: stop five, or a train platform. It's a it's a
Speaker 2: plane platform, airport platform.
Speaker 1: Thro's seeing it in No now that I can get around.
Speaker 2: The gates inside, that's so true.
Speaker 1: In the old days you think there were gates.
Speaker 2: Well, it doesn't sound very secure, and now it's airlocked
Speaker 2: at gate you can just fucking jump over totally.
Speaker 1: If it was the gate open, they really they've really
Speaker 1: gone for a full hog. They've gone out to fucking
Speaker 1: X ray screens.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's too fancy for a gate.
Speaker 1: I agree with you. All right. Well, if you're in
Speaker 1: public transport and you hear that, send us a recording.
Speaker 1: We want to hear it down dog, you'll think about us.
Speaker 1: How would they veo that? Would they still vego it
Speaker 1: with gusto like get off? Or would it be get.
Speaker 2: Off get the fuck off my train?
Speaker 1: I like that? Mind mind the gap? What can they say?
Speaker 1: Watch out for the crevice?
Speaker 2: Careful, there's a crack.
Speaker 1: That's don't slip, don't slip, don't slip. Crack ahead. Have
Speaker 1: you got I do? I do? I do?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Spit it out, plan count see and Bradley go for it?
Speaker 2: Could you please embark on your internet?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: The shoe shops specifically really scare you?
Speaker 2: Why does it scare you?
Speaker 1: There's something about a shoe shop that is deeply intimidating.
Speaker 1: Clothes don't bother me. I'm like, I know what I want,
Speaker 1: I know my style, I like it. But there's something
Speaker 1: about shoes that make me think I know nothing about
Speaker 1: these damn things. I know nothing about shoes. The staff
Speaker 1: members never really helpful. They always it's always a chore
Speaker 1: to go out and get your size. There's a wall,
Speaker 1: so it kind of feels like they're all looking at
Speaker 1: you always a DJ. I went to a shoe store
Speaker 1: this weekend. There was a DJ doing a live set
Speaker 1: at a Platypus, and I was like, that's a bit
Speaker 1: much for a Saturday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would hate that shoe.
Speaker 1: There's something about the idea of a shoe store that
Speaker 1: needs to be reworked.
Speaker 3: I just don't like when they look over you while
Speaker 3: you're doing up your shoe.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just feel really judged. Yes, and then I
Speaker 4: forget how to do it up and I look like
Speaker 4: an idiot.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it my shoe whatever. The
Speaker 1: old days, people used to feel your for you. Now
Speaker 1: I've got to do my own laces up and a
Speaker 1: converse HQ. Oh my god, lace them for me, don't
Speaker 1: you think? Really?
Speaker 2: No, I don't want someone else to do my laces
Speaker 2: for me. They'll get it wrong. Firstly, Oh no, I know.
Speaker 1: I didn't mean like lace in the bow for me
Speaker 1: when they give it to you, the laces on.
Speaker 2: Us, and that's come up on the show before. I
Speaker 2: can't remember.
Speaker 1: Yeah, should shoes come laced up? I think it was.
Speaker 1: That's right. This one probably should have been there too.
Speaker 1: But there's something looming about a shoe stops. There's nothing
Speaker 1: nice about it. I don't know. Why have you you
Speaker 1: know the vibe I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been really, I've never been frightened by
Speaker 2: a shoeshot.
Speaker 3: I get like, you know, like hype and platypus and stuff.
Speaker 3: The workers are really energetic and over the top. Always
Speaker 3: sometimes it's a bit much.
Speaker 2: I can't share in that.
Speaker 1: Always.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd rather just shop online.
Speaker 1: And they're always like, oh babe, you want the added
Speaker 1: ask stamp, but will maybe get the added askas l
Speaker 1: And what's the difference? They're like nothing? Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, now you've made me worried because you know,
Speaker 2: I was boasting probably the same time we'll talk about
Speaker 2: the lasers. Yeah, I was talking about how I've had
Speaker 2: the same fucking pair of white converss for years and years.
Speaker 2: They're they're my shoes. They're my shoes. I don't need others.
Speaker 2: Look what's happened. Look there's a split. Oh no, that's
Speaker 2: the right foot that I'm holding up. Yeah, it's your
Speaker 2: right foot, yeah, as in the correct foot. Is there
Speaker 2: a split on that one.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, sorry, I think we're in the right foot.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, there's a split on my right fucking shoes.
Speaker 2: So now I'm gonna have to go shoes shopping.
Speaker 1: Show me the shoe again. Sorry, I was just looking
Speaker 1: at the sole. What's the design of the white shoe?
Speaker 2: You guys are idiots. It's on the left side. Is
Speaker 2: it on both? Now, there's one on the other side.
Speaker 4: It's on the It's on the other.
Speaker 2: Side too, Look at it on both Now show me
Speaker 2: the other one. I look like I'm in the birthing threet.
Speaker 2: Now I'll get them both of my legs.
Speaker 1: And getting Jenne prep showing me. Yeah, it's on both sides.
Speaker 1: Also the soles and the toes. How long have you
Speaker 1: had these four?
Speaker 2: Five years?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's time.
Speaker 2: This is quite comfy.
Speaker 1: I it's just gonna be stretching. What's the design of
Speaker 1: there white converse?
Speaker 2: Yeah thoughts rained?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could definitely upgrade.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'm gonna have to now. I don't want
Speaker 2: to go to the bloody shoes.
Speaker 1: Sho You'll be terrified at the shoes shore. I haven't
Speaker 1: had to go for years, you know, so I'm terrified
Speaker 1: cotton on when they go, oh, you buy a pair
Speaker 1: of shorts a year? Would you like to done at
Speaker 1: a dollar?
Speaker 2: Buy water?
Speaker 1: I might know that. What about a tope bag for
Speaker 1: four dollars? I don't want to tape about that breath mint.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you guys short and cash or something?
Speaker 1: I know you need a band.
Speaker 2: Climb and then you say no one.
Speaker 4: It's kind of like kind of judge you.
Speaker 1: I have an idea that boot juice could actually do.
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 1: You know how that they never get the size right.
Speaker 1: You always order a small and they're always you are large?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, too much?
Speaker 1: That's my boost juice hack always order a small because
Speaker 1: the children never know. They've always put in an extra
Speaker 1: chunk of watermelon. Then you've got a jumbo. They need
Speaker 1: to start putting them in baby cups and offering them
Speaker 1: to mums with bubs and just going, he's a little
Speaker 1: one for the little baby that's making a really tiny
Speaker 1: baby China cue, how baby would love that? Grow up?
Speaker 1: It's two weeks old. I've Hadbi Pas.
Speaker 2: Telling people that she's pregnant, but I well, do you
Speaker 2: guys rab it?
Speaker 1: On every episode?
Speaker 2: We're excited, we're excited.
Speaker 1: You drunk beer last week.
Speaker 2: Let's not forget that she had one scoop.
Speaker 4: Yes, don't shame me.
Speaker 1: What about the comment as being like, it wasn't sour
Speaker 1: dough bread, that was a Turkish role.
Speaker 2: I didn't notice that, not that did I. This is
Speaker 2: during will it Cream? Sorry, I really should give it said,
Speaker 2: but it was clearly a PIRONI.
Speaker 1: Well, Mead was more for the theater of the mind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you forget that we have visuals on the podcast.
Speaker 2: She just noticed that I photoshopped the paroni out of
Speaker 2: the video so that you didn't look like a funk
Speaker 2: with I thought it was for lickleres No. I just
Speaker 2: didn't want people to be like, that's not me, that's
Speaker 2: a fucking paroni cheers idiot. So but then I couldn't
Speaker 2: photoshop out the bread.
Speaker 1: Sorry, that's really funny.
Speaker 2: I tried to save you, and then people were like,
Speaker 2: that's not even sour dough.
Speaker 1: I'm like old Mead, Nope, it was. It was wonder
Speaker 1: white and the most cheapest beer I could find on
Speaker 1: the kideo. Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Make sure you leave all of you on your podcast app.
Speaker 1: If you don't, you're a little bitch.
Speaker 2: All right, kids, Yes, have you got issues on? Yeah,
Speaker 2: but if you brush your hair, clean your teeth, you're
Speaker 2: ready to skirl. Yes, right, we're heading to Schiel then. Okay,
Speaker 2: So there's one particular thing clogging up my TikTok feed
Speaker 2: at the moment, and it hits me in the fields
Speaker 2: every time I hear it.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: It's a sound that's gone viral. Yeah, I'd be surprised
Speaker 2: if you guys haven't heard it, But honestly, I don't
Speaker 2: know if it's going to resonate with you, Jerry. So
Speaker 2: it was posted by Claire Boyer, and what she did
Speaker 2: is she was she had a kitchen fan on while
Speaker 2: she was cooking, and she was just humming along with it,
Speaker 2: harmonizing with the fan. And the sound she ended up
Speaker 2: making and posting has blown up because for some reason,
Speaker 2: it just makes people feel nostalgic. It reminds people of
Speaker 2: the feeling of grief, and it just there's something about
Speaker 2: this sound that it's really resonating with people. Do you
Speaker 2: want to hear it?
Speaker 1: Reef? Sure?
Speaker 2: It's literally just some girl in her kitchen harmonizing with
Speaker 2: the fan.
Speaker 1: Okay, I grew up with a fan, so I think
Speaker 1: I can connect. I'm a hot boy. We'll see.
Speaker 2: Thoughts.
Speaker 1: Shocking song.
Speaker 2: I knew you were going to be bitter about it.
Speaker 2: I didn't feel it shocking.
Speaker 1: Why is there a plot to us here that that
Speaker 1: was the song you unplayed at your birth Sweet? No,
Speaker 1: you really like that.
Speaker 2: There's just something about it, like people have been reposting it.
Speaker 2: There was one person that said, a girl randomly decided
Speaker 2: to Actually, I'm gonna have it in the background. A
Speaker 2: girl randomly decided to record herself harmonizing with a fan
Speaker 2: without even realizing she'd perfectly encapsulated the feeling of grief,
Speaker 2: effectively producing a feeling that would hit thousands of people
Speaker 2: over and up, a sound we all can't explain, but
Speaker 2: we can feel.
Speaker 4: That's beautiful.
Speaker 1: I mean, I use TikTok to look at like cute
Speaker 1: people and fun funny videos.
Speaker 2: What about the oh this might hit you in the fields? Actually, ready,
Speaker 2: I'm going to put it on again. This is someone else.
Speaker 2: This is what someone else posted about it. It sounds
Speaker 2: like when I would stay at my grandma's house and
Speaker 2: I would lay in her lap as she hummed to
Speaker 2: me while scratching my back or running her fingers through
Speaker 2: my hair and nothing mattered.
Speaker 1: If I had a hair. That's nice.
Speaker 2: Ah, it's getting glassy.
Speaker 1: It's not glassy. I get it. That's nice.
Speaker 2: It sounds like when you wake up in the morning
Speaker 2: realizing that it actually happened and this is your new reality.
Speaker 1: You're living in a motel with a fan on.
Speaker 2: It sounds like the feeling of knowing that one random
Speaker 2: day was the last time my mum would do my hair. Oh,
Speaker 2: the last time my dad would carry me out of
Speaker 2: a car and into bed, the last time i'd be
Speaker 2: read a bedtime Sorry, the last time I kissed my
Speaker 2: parents good night. I never realized I grew up.
Speaker 1: That's beautiful. I understand the tone of the song. It's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know what it is about her, just
Speaker 2: harmonizing when the fucking but it works.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did it work for you? What did it remind
Speaker 1: you of? Mitchell?
Speaker 2: Nothing in particular, was just a feeling. I'm just reading
Speaker 2: all the other people's hot take on it. What it
Speaker 2: reminds them of. It's actually your youngest sibling walking alone
Speaker 2: through the empty house with no one by their side,
Speaker 2: then deciding to search through the remnants of your abandoned
Speaker 2: room for anything of importance after you left them alone.
Speaker 1: It sounds like the Titanic song in a weird way.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 1: Yes, like this when the necklace, the jaws whatever, it
Speaker 1: sinks to the bottom of the ocean.
Speaker 2: Someone said it reminds them of an Australian health insurance ad.
Speaker 2: I can't think of that ad. But what it does
Speaker 2: remind me of is do you remember this? It has
Speaker 2: the same fucking energy as this song. Yes, you know
Speaker 2: what this is?
Speaker 4: I know you said, what is it?
Speaker 1: Well, of course it's Taco Bell, no cock angel light.
Speaker 2: Yes, beautiful.
Speaker 1: They used to play this at the cinema.
Speaker 2: That would be beautiful.
Speaker 1: They did that booming face.
Speaker 2: This is that harmonizing me in the fan author reminds
Speaker 2: me of this song. Have either of you seen this movie?
Speaker 2: Can you tell me where it's from? Cheery Cheery's It
Speaker 2: sounds familiar with the.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Do you know, Jeninal No? I don't don't. What is
Speaker 1: it my Cloud's daughters to tell a movie?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 2: Go on?
Speaker 4: Is it Red Dog?
Speaker 1: Yes it is, I've not seen Red Dog?
Speaker 4: Oh don't.
Speaker 2: Where's John?
Speaker 1: Who's John?
Speaker 2: Where's John?
Speaker 1: John's the dog?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: The dog's owner dies and the dog goes all around
Speaker 2: fucking Australia looking for him.
Speaker 1: Does it find him? He's dead.
Speaker 2: I don't think you understand.
Speaker 4: Owner died so.
Speaker 1: Clearly he needed to go to puppy school.
Speaker 2: So that song, things like that, that it all hits
Speaker 2: the same emotion. I don't know what it is. I
Speaker 2: can't put my finger on it, but I thought we
Speaker 2: should find out if we're able to conjure up that feeling.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I don't think that's our domain.
Speaker 2: See what I mean about it was Shitting'm already No,
Speaker 2: I'm not over. Give it a red hot crack. Maybe
Speaker 2: you could do it.
Speaker 1: Sure, I'll give it a red hot crack.
Speaker 2: So you've got some sound effects to choose from. Do
Speaker 2: you want to harmonize with my hair dry for example?
Speaker 1: Oh that's quite nice, So that's you.
Speaker 2: Would you want to harmonize with your own ninja creaming?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, okay, go play it?
Speaker 2: Humming, humming.
Speaker 1: It's not a one constant time. Yeah, it's not really
Speaker 1: harmony's not working. But I get your point. Do I
Speaker 1: have to match the tone or be on top of it?
Speaker 2: I think you're just feeling Okay, Sure, don't ever think
Speaker 2: that that girl was just harmonizing with the fan. I
Speaker 2: haven't find she wasn't ever thinking. I picture her starring
Speaker 2: a big pot of sauce. I think she was chopping
Speaker 2: veil the same thing. Jenna, do you want to give
Speaker 2: it a crack? You can either go my toothbrush or
Speaker 2: my vacuum. None of these sound effects from the internet,
Speaker 2: By the way, these are.
Speaker 4: All Can I go with the vacuum?
Speaker 2: Sure you're ready.
Speaker 1: Jenna's disassociated. She's making noise.
Speaker 2: That's not really comforting me.
Speaker 1: If anything is very haunting, I believe you just summoned
Speaker 1: a spirit. Let me try, Let.
Speaker 2: Me try, Okay. Do you want to do it with
Speaker 2: my head?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Please? Okay, my stomach just crumbled.
Speaker 2: I think. Yeah, you're aiming a bit high the notes.
Speaker 2: You can feel the strain. It's going to be comforting.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna try with my toothbrush.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'll see Mitchell doesn't.
Speaker 2: How does it trans Okay? Do you want to harmonize
Speaker 2: with my vibrating cochran? Oh? My? Oh yeah? I love
Speaker 2: to all eight modes?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Can I hear?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah? Just improvise that ready, dumbest ship with ever.
Speaker 1: That's a great cockring, and it's get the brand.
Speaker 2: Were actually put it on the microphone?
Speaker 1: My god, yuck.
Speaker 2: Well, I would try with the cocker see if it's
Speaker 2: see if it's comforting to people in some way.
Speaker 1: I think there'll be no, there'll be someone out there
Speaker 1: that is comforted by that.
Speaker 2: I bet it's doing things and someone I did. Wow,
Speaker 2: let's just go back and listen to her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll just to resort to set them.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't think we got there, did we?
Speaker 1: We definitely didn't encapsulate the feeling of universal grief. That's
Speaker 1: for fucking sure.
Speaker 2: What do you mean.
Speaker 1: Made me grief? I'm grieving what this podcast once was
Speaker 1: a quality program?
Speaker 2: Do you want to try with the toothbrush because that's lower?
Speaker 2: That might sound pretty. I don't want you to fucking
Speaker 2: take the piss commit Okay, sure I want. I'm going
Speaker 2: to close my aunts if I can feel.
Speaker 1: Some Sure, so there it's low, So I go low
Speaker 1: when they go lower. You get it?
Speaker 2: Harmoniz All right, Okay, this isn't confident anyone, forget it.
Speaker 2: Class dismissed.
Speaker 1: I think I'm ready to go home. I think I'm
Speaker 1: expelled to be honest.
Speaker 2: Actually, you can't go home yet, Cherry. I'm keeping you
Speaker 2: back after class staff meeting.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm being disciplined.
Speaker 2: Not disciplined.
Speaker 1: You've got the cane at this school. This is just
Speaker 1: be on the fighting. Think the cane would have been
Speaker 1: real good in your day. No, I would have loved
Speaker 1: the cane.
Speaker 2: I probably would have been into it.
Speaker 4: Same.
Speaker 1: I love to complain, so cane you would not. I'll
Speaker 1: stop pooran. Good for Sean. Actually, do you guys have
Speaker 1: a paddle or anything?
Speaker 2: No? No, I think i'd take a spank personally. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 2: I was joking about the cane.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been slapped on the ass?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah I have? Yeah, not like an aggressive painting
Speaker 2: like I would never say hard.
Speaker 1: No, of course. Yeah, it's a bit dramatic. I have
Speaker 1: some fucking decorum.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm excited for this.
Speaker 2: So what's going on all staff meeting? Up?
Speaker 1: Straight in your chair, Jenneral so I can see a bump.
Speaker 2: Sorry, she's only two weak.
Speaker 1: That's an eminem.
Speaker 2: JaQuavis looks like Mars at the moment she is christ
Speaker 2: he does he does, Yeah, looks like an atom. Only
Speaker 2: that's noticed. There's a video on this baby tracking app
Speaker 2: to I get it.
Speaker 1: Oh that's funny? Is it just me?
Speaker 2: You should follow these idiots online search a couple of mitches. Okay,
Speaker 2: team meeting everyone fucking look alive.
Speaker 1: Put my glasses of yes.
Speaker 2: So a couple of idiots have very kindly messaged me
Speaker 2: to remind me that we are approaching one of our
Speaker 2: annual occasions.
Speaker 1: What is it not pig Week?
Speaker 2: Is it correct? Is it almost almost?
Speaker 1: When it's pig Week?
Speaker 2: Well, it could be next week all the following week,
Speaker 2: but we've got done next weeking.
Speaker 1: So that may be defensive. Hey, guest of the show,
Speaker 1: we're having you on pig Week.
Speaker 2: We could do it on Actually if it's pig week,
Speaker 2: do we have to do it on both days? Because
Speaker 2: it's a week Monday. It's a lot of pig and
Speaker 2: isn't it?
Speaker 4: It is a week though, and.
Speaker 1: We're also around our health Era and Jenn's got all these.
Speaker 2: We did it last you in the Healthier as well. Anyway,
Speaker 2: point being, pig Week is approaching and it's annual. We've
Speaker 2: never missed it since its inception. We've done three pig
Speaker 2: weeks now, which if you're new here, we just encourage
Speaker 2: people to remove all guilt attached to snacks. Correct, fucking
Speaker 2: pig out, enjoy yourself, don't feel guilty. You've got a
Speaker 2: week off totally watching what you eat.
Speaker 1: Ever you want, I already know what I bring in
Speaker 1: this this year. Well, I'm not going to say it.
Speaker 1: I want what this is? I know what you want
Speaker 1: to kiss kip it.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I can't make the call without the votes
Speaker 2: from the staff, of course, that's why I've called the meeting.
Speaker 1: What do you propose you do?
Speaker 2: We proceed with Pigweek knowing that a lot of our
Speaker 2: listeners suffer from miss aphonia, and they've been increasing complaints
Speaker 2: about us eating on the podcast, and apparently it's very
Speaker 2: triggering for some people to hear as chewing and blub.
Speaker 1: I understand that, no, it is for many people.
Speaker 2: Miss aphonia this is from online is a real disorder
Speaker 2: and one that seriously compromises functioning, socializing, and ultimately mental health.
Speaker 2: Reactions can range from anger and annoyance to panic and
Speaker 2: the need to flee and in our case, people skipping
Speaker 2: the episodes.
Speaker 1: Where here's the thing. I'm all for creating a space
Speaker 1: that people want to listen to.
Speaker 2: However, the fact that pick Week is annual, and we
Speaker 2: said we'd do a couple of weeks off from eating,
Speaker 2: and then we can't just do pick week after promising
Speaker 2: to ease up on the eating.
Speaker 1: I have an idea. I love coffee and I watch
Speaker 1: coffee reviews on YouTube. There's a coffee reviewer called James Hoffman.
Speaker 1: He reviews coffee machines and different coffees. You know what
Speaker 1: he does? He uploads two versions of the same video,
Speaker 1: does it? One where he's muted the choos and the
Speaker 1: slurps and the other where the slurps are included for
Speaker 1: people that don't care. Now, the ones with the slurps
Speaker 1: get more views, but the ones without the slurps, you'd
Speaker 1: be shocked, get a lot of views. So interesting, How
Speaker 1: hard is it to Could we do an experiment and
Speaker 1: just do pigwek and release a verb that has no choose,
Speaker 1: no slips, no munches And that means a bad idea
Speaker 1: at all? Work for you, Mitchell?
Speaker 2: It does, But that's fine, that's an interesting idea.
Speaker 4: Well, thank you.
Speaker 2: Don't you feel like if they can't hear the chewing,
Speaker 2: if we do a separate episode for them, we could
Speaker 2: just fuck with them. They can't see it's like, for example,
Speaker 2: do you like this gorgeous crock and bush? I brought
Speaker 2: in today's.
Speaker 1: Gorgeous a nice rings horrot diamond ring?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Here try some let me.
Speaker 2: Oh did I know that?
Speaker 1: All so good? You know that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: That's right, I've done.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 2: I'm like, without the chewing, how do they know it's
Speaker 2: even happening?
Speaker 1: Why don't we do a pole in our face? The
Speaker 1: endurant idiots joined it. If you're not in it, the
Speaker 1: discussion of the show continues when the mics are off.
Speaker 1: We could ask our idiots what they feel. I know
Speaker 1: there there's a discussion in there currently, but we should
Speaker 1: do an official pole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. The sentiment is that Brett posted about it,
Speaker 2: being like, can we please fucking pull back on the
Speaker 2: chewing slurping all that stuff into the microphone, and a
Speaker 2: lot of comments being like thank god someone said it.
Speaker 2: I've had to ski that many episodes recently, and so
Speaker 2: I'm like, shit, why did this have to come up
Speaker 2: now so close to pig Week?
Speaker 1: I know, well, why don't we We could also just
Speaker 1: do put a disclaimer? Hi, idiots, if you have you know,
Speaker 1: miss phone skipped to forty four oh one but isn't
Speaker 1: it the whole episode? Yeah, we eat the whole thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the start and the finish.
Speaker 2: I think we did I make this up? Or did
Speaker 2: we agree that we were going to do pig week
Speaker 2: for Jenner's birthday because they are quite close together. It's
Speaker 2: late May and early Jesus in June.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's good.
Speaker 1: Then it's a celebration.
Speaker 2: And then the misophobes of the world can't get angry
Speaker 2: because we're just celebrating Jenner's birthday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean we're not misophobic.
Speaker 2: You know, we can easily avoid not eating directly into
Speaker 2: the mic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think it ruins the fun. And then
Speaker 1: what do we do? We just don't do it.
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I was asking today. I haven't made
Speaker 2: a call no eating. You're in Sorry, but no, it's
Speaker 2: no his tradition. You're right, correct, I mean, God, the
Speaker 2: fucking church get to do all that hot Dog whatever
Speaker 2: the fuck is probably listening.
Speaker 1: Who's hot dog?
Speaker 2: The one that keiths, the one that complained about it
Speaker 2: susing the Lord's name in vain?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Sorry, you looked at me, said, oh god, yeah I did,
Speaker 2: actually right, So we're taking on board feedback no more
Speaker 2: Lord's name in vain, no more slurping, no more chewing Jesus.
Speaker 1: Christ, Maddie McCann. There you go, Kah, I'll do it all.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, sure to prove a point that we are
Speaker 1: a podcast for the people, but not by the people.
Speaker 1: We're not Tony and Ryan. For God's sake, What did
Speaker 1: Tony and Ryan have to do? All their contents were
Speaker 1: there in a show from a trash compactor because you
Speaker 1: wanted us too, and I don't have the time for that.
Speaker 1: We'll do what we want.
Speaker 4: I did a show from coffin because we made you do.
Speaker 1: What we wanted.
Speaker 2: I would do what you guys wanted as well. Do
Speaker 2: you want me to do a show?
Speaker 1: We just harmed into a cockering for ten minutes. It
Speaker 1: was a jewet, it was it was like every good
Speaker 1: sex action be do it to dance.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm just updating the tally for someone I don't me.
Speaker 2: You're up to twelve bucks.
Speaker 1: It's all right, it will come out of anyway.
Speaker 2: Where do we said all we're going to put it
Speaker 2: to the idiots? Are we doing pig week or skipping
Speaker 2: it with the misceophonias in mind? I don't know how
Speaker 2: to say that in context? Misophobes?
Speaker 1: Misophobes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, do you know what I am? I don't
Speaker 2: have misophobia. I reckon, I've got a bit of fucking textaphobia.
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 2: Just like you get really irrationally fucked off by certain
Speaker 2: textures and clothing and.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I get that.
Speaker 2: Is that material?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Definitely? Well what what kind?
Speaker 2: Like? Do you remember those hideous sports shorts that they'd
Speaker 2: make you wear for the sport uniform and they'd give
Speaker 2: you like chafing in the legs, and they often nets
Speaker 2: in them. Sean wears them to bed board shorts. That's
Speaker 2: not well, naturally, one thing leads to the other. I'm
Speaker 2: trying to rip them off and then I'm like it polyester.
Speaker 1: Maybe they.
Speaker 4: Have to be left of rash shirt not to see.
Speaker 2: That's quite a nice material actually. I also just can't
Speaker 2: stand Maybe it's all linked back to school. I can't
Speaker 2: stand just like a dress shirt again, I don't know
Speaker 2: what material that is? Is it just me on the flight?
Speaker 2: Does that fuck you off? And you can't think of
Speaker 2: the name of the material, Like a classic cotton business shirt? Yeah,
Speaker 2: like a sir, you bet all wedding? I hate them
Speaker 2: really yeah, there's no give. I feel like they restrict
Speaker 2: my shoulders and I end up feeling all costa pho.
Speaker 2: You can't stretch breathing.
Speaker 1: I hate paddle pop. Paddle pop would oh, oh my god.
Speaker 1: I can feel it every.
Speaker 2: Time I go to Subway and get a salad. I
Speaker 2: forget that it's a fucking wooden fork.
Speaker 1: We're all TEXTI fo all right, so maybe I do
Speaker 1: have some compassion for the miphobes. Yeah, well, listen, would
Speaker 1: you like a second episode where we do the full
Speaker 1: show but the can't? Can't you get AI to just
Speaker 1: remove the choose?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't really trust that, though I'd have to.
Speaker 2: I'd have to make sure. Fuck or what if every
Speaker 2: time we chew we just play this instead?
Speaker 1: Good idea, replace it with something. But mister phobes love Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh this is sound effect on here that I really
Speaker 2: want to play. But it's realized it would have perhaps
Speaker 2: triggered the misophobes.
Speaker 1: It was fine for one, it's off a trigger warning.
Speaker 2: It's only one second long.
Speaker 1: No, that's not you're distressed burp. That really upset me.
Speaker 1: That burke That was from will Att Berger Will Bland. Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, well let's go to the people, mister Tony
Speaker 1: and Ryan Arra, We're gonna ask you what you want
Speaker 1: to do that.
Speaker 2: I don't understand the link at all.
Speaker 1: What do you want from us?
Speaker 2: It's Tony and Ryan. They said, keep my name out
Speaker 2: of your fucking message.
Speaker 1: You just do a live tweet. Isn't it fun?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: I told you it's fun. There needs to be tacked
Speaker 1: to it.
Speaker 2: Oh since when?
Speaker 1: Since that's never been mitchual. My sound effects have an
Speaker 1: art form to them that you've.
Speaker 2: Never appreciated Anyway. Pig Week TBC.
Speaker 1: Why don't we do pigle at week? Why don't you
Speaker 1: just do one treat? Why don't we just have one
Speaker 1: little treat each? Rather than ten different items? We used
Speaker 1: to bring three each.
Speaker 2: I feel like it was last year. We just would
Speaker 2: bring a plate and Jenni bought fucking grapes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but they were cotton candy flavored.
Speaker 1: What a cop out?
Speaker 2: They were sent to the like, I don't think you
Speaker 2: understand the concept of pigging. She was clearly not porky
Speaker 2: as a kid like I was. It's one thing I
Speaker 2: know how to do, it's fucking pig out.
Speaker 1: I was actually so tiny as a kid. I look
Speaker 1: back at photos, I'm like, fuck, good on him, and
Speaker 1: then you twenty three. I really chocked it on and
Speaker 1: I felt great, all right, we're going to go to
Speaker 1: the people. Sure, yea.
Speaker 2: Anyway, thanks for listening. Idiots, is that it's a weird today.
Speaker 1: Imagine if this was our exit music every week. Imagine
Speaker 1: if we were like one of those Oh we've done
Speaker 1: this segment before Bro's podcast. Yeah, you went on one
Speaker 1: of those shows. I was very shocked. Mitchell, Well, that's
Speaker 1: not a bro podcast. He and Paul and Avnetia is
Speaker 1: a very brally.
Speaker 2: King Yeah, already canceled. Well the name is it, let
Speaker 2: me plug it properly. Already canceled. If you want to
Speaker 2: go listen to my guest episode.
Speaker 1: Idiot, is that because you've been on it and it
Speaker 1: was so shocking that it was canceled.
Speaker 2: No, the whole show is called already here.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought you said it has already been canceled.
Speaker 2: No, I already came.
Speaker 1: Oh I was confused. Sorry, good on them, but.
Speaker 2: They're not a bro podcast. They're not like the ones
Speaker 2: that we were doing an impression of. Nah, it's say
Speaker 2: stupid shit.
Speaker 1: No, they're lovely. We've worked with them.
Speaker 2: More.
Speaker 1: They're all nice people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're lovely.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we should go now, did you tell them about
Speaker 1: the podcast curse?
Speaker 2: Well, don't forget. The podcast curse only applies if we
Speaker 2: go on their episode and they come in ours like
Speaker 2: a crossover, like a part one Part two collab?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 2: The only one I have murdered? Have been the crossovers?
Speaker 2: You're right, Tony Lodge's one woman show. Yes, we did
Speaker 2: a crossover project, you the one where we did Katie
Speaker 2: Perry or a fairy out they're gone, right, Hey, No
Speaker 2: we haven't. I don't think we fund.
Speaker 1: I went on trash Ally you remember I filled in
Speaker 1: and then Radio Radios episode ever when I was on,
Speaker 1: and then he came here, and then that show was
Speaker 1: canceled by Spotify.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. Who else have we killed? There's been
Speaker 2: a few.
Speaker 1: Oh dear, Oh dear, we killed? Oh dear.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard any news about Gina Leanno's podcast for
Speaker 2: another season.
Speaker 1: Over with that, I'll just wait for for Darn to create.
Speaker 2: You know, But she'd have to invite us on in
Speaker 2: order for the curse to work.
Speaker 1: She would not, Why wouldn't. It depends on how it
Speaker 1: goes with her next week.
Speaker 2: But okay, all right, we're going on what sure?
Speaker 1: Okay, thanks for listening and he gets hope this podcast
Speaker 1: helps you.
Speaker 2: We'll catch you back on Monday. Yeah, brand new episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll see you so soon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks for listening, and make sure you let us
Speaker 2: know your thoughts on pig week coming forward.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, see you guys.
Speaker 2: Bye bye, Oh god, is it just me a podcast
Speaker 2: by a couple ofmaches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit on your podcast?
Speaker 2: Were welcome to a to D brief our secret segment
Speaker 2: on the end. We pretend to shows, but then we
Speaker 2: could go rogue a bit, talk absolute nonsense.
Speaker 1: Why don't we invite our enemies on the show.
Speaker 2: That's a good one, because I don't think they'd probably
Speaker 2: reciprocate the invite, like they wouldn't want to come on
Speaker 2: the show if we're enemies with them.
Speaker 1: Right, do you have any current enemies? No?
Speaker 2: I feel like we're forgetting one. We've killed a few podcasts.
Speaker 4: What about Oscars podcast.
Speaker 2: Game show, Kill Party Games one Trick Tony Oh dear
Speaker 2: and Judge Gina.
Speaker 1: Correct, So I'm still counting, all right, Hayes podcast.
Speaker 2: Maybe it was like a flow on effect because we
Speaker 2: didn't do like a crossover with trash Alley. It was
Speaker 2: all three ever, I'm both.
Speaker 1: And then didn't we have tearm on as well? And
Speaker 1: that did that cancel anything he did?
Speaker 2: I think the show had already ended by the time
Speaker 2: he came on.
Speaker 1: Got it? You're right, God, I wanted birthday. I want
Speaker 1: an enemy?
Speaker 2: Why do you want an enemy?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 2: I could hand on heart promise you that you've probably
Speaker 2: got several you're not aware of. Do you think, Oh,
Speaker 2: there's heaps of people that hate you?
Speaker 1: Do you mean hand on heart? Do you think people
Speaker 1: actually hate me?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? How could they not?
Speaker 4: Do you agree with him?
Speaker 1: Oh, you're upsetting the quick pobes. You just drunk into
Speaker 1: the mic.
Speaker 2: I drunk off Mite.
Speaker 1: Who would hate me? I don't know. I know there's
Speaker 1: idiot people with these idiots hate me because in the
Speaker 1: group they'd be like, love this episode. Mitchell Coombs is great. Jennet.
Speaker 1: You remind me of my auntie. I love you, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm here.
Speaker 2: I feel like you have a negative bias. You pay
Speaker 2: attention to those Yeah, and ignore all the compliments.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got Google It's on just for the hate.
Speaker 2: If you go to in Duane Idiots our Facebook grid.
Speaker 2: Right at the very top, it's still pinned you thanking
Speaker 2: everyone for their outpouring of love in your breakup. It's pinned. Yeah,
Speaker 2: can you unpin it? It's been a year not yet.
Speaker 2: That was on June twenty five. What oh that be announcement?
Speaker 1: My god, I've been telling everyone my breakup was one year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, day it was, but you didn't know on the podcast.
Speaker 1: It Yeah, but remember we had the month of deliberation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like the prices, right, I go back to the
Speaker 1: banker and work out what I wanted to do after
Speaker 1: I heard the news on anzact day. Yeah, that's like
Speaker 1: the day they discovered and then I'm going to have
Speaker 1: to edit this out. You go to and it doesn't
Speaker 1: bother me, so might in during Idiots, I'm going to
Speaker 1: read some of the top posts through rapid fire in
Speaker 1: June Idiots because sometimes you can get to answer and
Speaker 1: when I say sweet, I mean meat. Yeah. Does Mitchell Combs?
Speaker 1: This is from an anonymous member. Does Mitchell Coombs still
Speaker 1: have his wog? Sorry? What his dog walgging gig? After
Speaker 1: what happened he didn't get the job or blocked for
Speaker 1: the job with Ladybug, what is that? Fucking what don't
Speaker 1: you remember?
Speaker 2: Yeah? The dog when I signed up to it was
Speaker 2: actually on peak week. We had this discussion last having
Speaker 2: a real deja when I signed up to Poor Shak
Speaker 2: to become a dog walker because I was in my
Speaker 2: walking era, as I called it, Careen, you fucking swooped
Speaker 2: in with your hot balls shit and ruined my walking era.
Speaker 2: Next thing you know, you're going to get a bike
Speaker 2: gar bet and you're so jealous. I haven't been able
Speaker 2: to ride because it's pissing down rain and city at
Speaker 2: the moment I signed up for.
Speaker 1: Is he really weather focused? Is he?
Speaker 2: I signed up to a dog walking app. It's kind
Speaker 2: of like I don't know air tasker, but just for
Speaker 2: dog walkers. Yeah, And I got one inquiry. I went
Speaker 2: to the meat and greet like au Dishes, I remember
Speaker 2: to be the dog walker and Ladybug was fucked Honestly,
Speaker 2: I said it at the time and I stand by it.
Speaker 2: Our streets aren't safe with mongolers like fucking Ladybug.
Speaker 1: App about I'm with you, he attacked me. Well, that's
Speaker 1: answer your question. And anonymous another Anonymous Mitchell kumbs what
Speaker 1: happened to Peter Rabbit. Does it have any updates or
Speaker 1: is he actually deceased?
Speaker 2: Why were they expecting updates? I thought I made it
Speaker 2: pretty clear that Peter Rabbit passed away, Peter perished.
Speaker 1: Some Peter Perrish picked a peck free Danny says, legit,
Speaker 1: my dream job is a brothe or receptionist. I reckon
Speaker 1: it'd be fascinating and I feel like I could stand
Speaker 1: up to see to the CD fuckers.
Speaker 2: I agree, Yeah, Michelle Laurie needs to be a brothel
Speaker 2: reception it's the story she tells about that.
Speaker 1: Really Yeah, well that's really cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Callum asks thoughts on thot Wiggans, which is good because
Speaker 1: Dot Wiggans last week was very fotty because she was
Speaker 1: horned ark.
Speaker 4: Correct, I like thought Wiggins.
Speaker 1: Barley traveled tip for comb, says Christy Langley.
Speaker 2: I did screenshot that and sent it to my mates
Speaker 2: that are going say yeah, yeap all over it, Okay,
Speaker 2: anything else?
Speaker 1: This is a will at cream recipe for me. Did
Speaker 1: black Wood end up adding Mitch Jury's inspired menu item
Speaker 1: They did for the month of March, and that's coming
Speaker 1: back for winter.
Speaker 2: I thought it was a bit fucked up. They didn't
Speaker 2: bring one in for Generator taste tests.
Speaker 1: I couldn't to.
Speaker 2: Promote your own.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I should have. I should have. It also felt
Speaker 1: weird because our podcast is international and it's only available
Speaker 1: in two cafes on the East Coast of Australia.
Speaker 2: But still, I'm sure the internationals and everyone else would
Speaker 2: be desperate to know my thoughts on your sandwhich what
Speaker 2: if I think it's revolting? If they're fucking rocket on it?
Speaker 4: What about the missophone.
Speaker 1: We cut all of a sudden. These misophones are our
Speaker 1: content director. We don't ever listen to ihar when they've
Speaker 1: got criticism for us, which Mike you lately has been
Speaker 1: coming in if.
Speaker 2: They haven't had any criticism about the show, act no,
Speaker 2: not us. We got in trouble because they were like, no,
Speaker 2: there's a limit on the studio space. If it's the
Speaker 2: one hour podcast, how long does it take? And I'm like,
Speaker 2: well at least an hour. Famously, they were basically being like,
Speaker 2: you're being greedy with your time and I'm like, I't okay.
Speaker 2: Essentially to magically make time go slower, mitchar.
Speaker 1: And Mitch, can you please fly to doctor Hoovil and
Speaker 1: get aholl crucks and speed up time using the clock.
Speaker 2: They said we were using it for too long. I'm like,
Speaker 2: text how long it takes?
Speaker 4: And they said, Jenna, it's your responsibility to get them out, And.
Speaker 2: I said, what since when Jenna's had no responsibility? It's
Speaker 2: made IM sending the fucking price. It's not one person
Speaker 2: owns the type page.
Speaker 1: What's going on with the toast?
Speaker 4: I'm trying to find the satchel.
Speaker 1: You just got to Where are you looking.
Speaker 4: In the stationary cupboards?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's not good.
Speaker 2: Okay, so they're not there.
Speaker 4: Now what now I have to go to reception and
Speaker 4: maybe even to it.
Speaker 2: And it's taken you seven days?
Speaker 1: Did you say that like Jesus going across the desert.
Speaker 2: It's the problem.
Speaker 3: So right, it's actually seventeen stories down in the lift. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's a it's an effort.
Speaker 1: Every time that lift goes down. It's how it sounds.
Speaker 1: You go to that lift and I go pus cokeland,
Speaker 1: it goes bing.
Speaker 2: It's one of those ones that like because it pop
Speaker 2: three e is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're really high up up here. Oh it's beautiful though,
Speaker 1: because Sydney has had a lot of rain and storm recently,
Speaker 1: which I've loved. I love this weather, and in my
Speaker 1: studio I can see it coming. Then it hits, then
Speaker 1: it goes through us. It's like we're in the.
Speaker 2: Clas Wait, how the fuck are you coping with your
Speaker 2: hot girl?
Speaker 1: Bullshit? It walks one this week.
Speaker 2: Ah. I was going to say, actually, but.
Speaker 1: It's not all murders.
Speaker 2: That's awful.
Speaker 1: I mean I don't think you can put on forty
Speaker 1: a week.
Speaker 2: Oh, I could easily. You have no When I tell
Speaker 2: you that there's one thing I know how to do,
Speaker 2: it's pig out. I mean it.
Speaker 1: I'm the same that we have that in common.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get so easily do that.
Speaker 1: You know what I could eat every day of the
Speaker 1: week Double cheese burger, six nuggets and chips and coke
Speaker 1: zero live off peanut butter and taste for the rest
Speaker 1: of my life. Pappy, it's not sweet.
Speaker 2: No, now, I'm really craving it.
Speaker 4: Oh, I could just eat cookies like limited.
Speaker 2: You know what, I just thought of a fucking solution.
Speaker 2: Because they keep getting up as for taking too long
Speaker 2: to record a one hour podcast.
Speaker 1: We quit and take the podcast to the competitor.
Speaker 2: We speak in one point five feet and then I
Speaker 2: slow it down. Later in the edit.
Speaker 1: That's where we got you.
Speaker 2: Anyway, we had this podcasts a better day, that's all.
Speaker 2: So we did.
Speaker 3: It.
Speaker 2: Sounds perfect, Oh, Dot Wiggins as yet, Thanks Dot. I'm
Speaker 2: actually going to slow that down now in the edit
Speaker 2: and see how it turns out. You don't even know it.
Speaker 1: A two one zero five.
Speaker 2: That's the whole reason we have the fucking jingle is
Speaker 2: so that we know it off by heart. It's quite
Speaker 2: clearly till ninezero or two to night.
Speaker 1: All right, So you said you you were putting forward
Speaker 1: that we record that in that speed?
Speaker 2: When then you speak at that pace? Because we wouldn't
Speaker 2: want to get in anyone's fucking way and hog the
Speaker 2: studio we.
Speaker 1: Have, we put our heart radio on them map exactly.
Speaker 1: You know what In all the brand checks we get,
Speaker 1: they're like, hello Mitch and meet will you be the
Speaker 1: face of this queer company? Like sure, yeah, because we
Speaker 1: love to support quick voices. They got me tell you
Speaker 1: Amanda Kella's double a chattery.
Speaker 2: Then they walk in the room and say, that's enough
Speaker 2: talking from you quick. We've been very generous. Then giving
Speaker 2: you forty five minutes to record a one hour podcast?
Speaker 1: No sure that ads that look we're in a grumpy mood.
Speaker 4: We double a chattery are on our side.
Speaker 2: Who the fuck is that?
Speaker 3: Jenn oh whore's it? It's aka enemy.
Speaker 1: Amanda Keller, Jenner's bosses.
Speaker 2: Why does she keep coming up?
Speaker 1: I don't understand.
Speaker 4: No, I'm saying because they're you're.
Speaker 2: Not even saying their name, but we're still talking about
Speaker 2: the bitch anyway. This is what I open. It sounds
Speaker 2: right now just a couple of.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 2: This is the speed that we have to talk at color.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that feels like Christmas. I'm so excited for the
Speaker 1: episode today.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet you are.
Speaker 1: This is exactly how I mamagine you felt when we
Speaker 1: didn't will it blend?
Speaker 2: That's that's actually not that fast.
Speaker 1: I can talk about that actually, because you know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. In fact, if you're just talking like
Speaker 1: I talk about Jenny Frank Green, the Purple Bottle, it's
Speaker 1: not a problem. You get you pep your Max bottles, plumage.
Speaker 2: I don't reckon I could do that. So I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna sound real dopey. You're going to be speaking so fast,
Speaker 2: but then when I slow it down, I'm gonna sound
Speaker 2: like miss.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: It's been a while. Since we've done a good half speed,
Speaker 2: have we slow ship down to make it sounds soon?
Speaker 2: I agree, we've also to be just keeping her out
Speaker 2: for a conversation that sounds cooked, perhaps this one, and
Speaker 2: we'll slow it down again.
Speaker 1: No, but also we also need to do a I've
Speaker 1: lost it. What Jenny's junk got it?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's been a while my junk. If I get
Speaker 1: on my gems, I could give.
Speaker 2: You a job is cheering ready, Let's just for the
Speaker 2: sake of the demonstration. Give it's one of your gems
Speaker 2: in the junk, because I couldn't think of one that's
Speaker 2: still not fast enough that's going to take it's too
Speaker 2: long in the studio. That's better.
Speaker 1: Now. The good news is you're all asking my cameo
Speaker 1: appearance in a Juliette is happening.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 1: Yes, I got my measurements done in between some songs
Speaker 1: that we played on. I'm so used to saying that.
Speaker 2: Grace came in with a fucking tape measure and goes, sorry,
Speaker 2: I've got to measure your bodice.
Speaker 1: She did measure my bodis because they're sending it to
Speaker 1: the costume. Mary speak faster because I'm getting a costume
Speaker 1: mad for my Rolin Angeliotte musical insitting. But because what
Speaker 1: the funny thing is, I've been top Casey Donovan is
Speaker 1: not going to appear on that night.
Speaker 2: Why because I just wanted to see her understudy. But
Speaker 2: with them going to be the Casey, that's ship. I
Speaker 2: really want to see her before. Who's Togo? That's annoying.
Speaker 2: You're actually really good at that. I can't do it.
Speaker 1: She was in the Greatest Showman.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, No, it's happening. You don't even have
Speaker 2: a date yet, but we will post all the details
Speaker 2: of when any Sydney idiots want to come along to
Speaker 2: the theater with this. Get a bunch of Surgeon and
Speaker 2: Sea cherry In and Juliet the musical correction.
Speaker 1: Kill a Settle, I don't know, kill a Settle?
Speaker 2: Okay, can you stop with that now?
Speaker 4: I'm getting her name is Killer Settle? A.
Speaker 2: Well, we hope this podcast made if a les better.
Speaker 2: Say that I can't die so I can barely talk
Speaker 2: at an all pace.
Speaker 1: We do, hang on.
Speaker 2: We hope this podcast made you at least two percent
Speaker 2: better day.
Speaker 1: That's all.
Speaker 2: So thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: Idiot, Yeah, thank you? And can I say one thing.
Speaker 2: No, don't. I've beeped that out because he chewed into
Speaker 2: the mind.
Speaker 1: Stop it so annoying. We suddenly we're like a little bitches.
Speaker 2: No when not, we're being considerate. Have you heard of it?
Speaker 1: Look good? I'm deeply considerate.
Speaker 2: Clearly not.
Speaker 1: It's more of a joke. I actually don't mind.
Speaker 2: But that's not a funny joke.
Speaker 1: Well, Jenny's laughing. That's because she's home.
Speaker 2: Imagine if someone said, oh my god, I'm scared of heights,
Speaker 2: so you push them off a breeze as a joke.
Speaker 2: That's different. It's not a joke. You're actually stop doing
Speaker 2: exactly what they are triggered.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's like someone saying I'm scared of hides.
Speaker 1: The day I've invited them to my hot air balloon,
Speaker 1: they're on my hot air balloon. They get up there
Speaker 1: and they go, hey, I'm scared of heights. Will you
Speaker 1: come on my hot air balloons.
Speaker 2: Nicely if you can save up on the eating?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Why what by by your producer?
Speaker 2: Oh shit, Maybe they have a point. Maybe maybe we
Speaker 2: do take too long.
Speaker 1: A lot of people, there's a lot of them.
Speaker 2: We should I've already said that we two percent better.
Speaker 2: All that right, We should go.
Speaker 1: It's Carol Coke.
Speaker 2: Thanks idiots, will catch you back on Monday.
Speaker 1: You in a couple of bits. Yeah, so.
Speaker 4: It just me podcast a couple of midges.
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