WEBVTT - #208: Get Off!!

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<v Speaker 1>Just real postood by a couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, yeah, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Lease yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. You've

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<v Speaker 1>really pieced me off. I'm not speaking now that actually

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<v Speaker 1>really suits me. No, he is, and Mitchell coos.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello you Hill. Sorry, that's me shaking things up. I

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<v Speaker 2>said hi instead.

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<v Speaker 1>Of hello, Mitchell. I haven't noticed I said hi you

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<v Speaker 1>instead of hollow you?

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<v Speaker 2>Just then?

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<v Speaker 1>Yep? I think do I say hello every week?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Hell?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you? Are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? You're right?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you? You?

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<v Speaker 1>You've never Really it's the same thing as that Murderer series. You.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all about hello you. Yeah, he says, hire you,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's who he kills you.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably says it with a bit less mph than us

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<v Speaker 2>because we're like, helloy, he'd be seedy about it when

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<v Speaker 2>well sexy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the charm of that serial killer, and that he's

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<v Speaker 1>a hot serial killer and everyone wants to fuck him.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to think he was hot at first. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>off you now No, I'm off him now now.

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<v Speaker 1>I like him. I think he's beautiful. He's gorgeous. Speaking

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<v Speaker 1>of hot killers, Price Kip a gen log the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, have you watched Baby Brainder yet?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't and I don't want to, and no one's

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<v Speaker 1>going to make me.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, I just feel like it's because I want the

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<v Speaker 2>best for you, and I think you'd enjoy it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it looks boring.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's the opposite.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not boring.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it true crime?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Not really.

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<v Speaker 4>It's based on a true story.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but it's not true crime.

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't know why you digg your heels in

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<v Speaker 2>just to be like, no, I'm not going to do

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<v Speaker 2>it just because everyone says I should. No one. We're

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<v Speaker 2>not saying it to spite you. It's just I think

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<v Speaker 2>you'd like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's my where my head's at the moment. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if it's ADHD, if it's stress, if it's whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>But I just don't have the attention span to sit

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<v Speaker 1>there and watch a series. I can't do it. I

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<v Speaker 1>get no enjoyment out of it anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, But that's why I said whenever it was

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of weeks ago, I was like, just here's

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<v Speaker 2>your challenge. Watch to the first ten minutes. Because they

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<v Speaker 2>don't piss about. They just go straight into it. It's

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<v Speaker 2>good for ADHD, I believe.

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<v Speaker 4>And they're only like thirty minute episodes.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the challenge. Ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well have it this weekend, I will watch

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<v Speaker 1>an episode or get hooked if I finished the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have much on this weekend. I will watch.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't commit to binging the theories, although you may end

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<v Speaker 2>up doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got Hack season three to watch, my favorite show

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<v Speaker 1>in my top five shows.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to hear about it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's hard to host a show with someone. I mean, yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't watch it because I don't have stand.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh use my login?

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<v Speaker 4>Really?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>My passwords like butterflies on something dumb butterfly. I know

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<v Speaker 1>who still has access to my stand my ex'es mother.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd feel bad booting her off.

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<v Speaker 1>Beautiful Minda. It's got Mitch minda mum and then which

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<v Speaker 1>is my mum? Anyway, I'm like, I wonder if she's

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<v Speaker 1>still uses it. Yeah, she's halfway through the fucking new

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<v Speaker 1>season of some evil Mexican cartel series. I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't boot her off now. She did nothing wrong

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<v Speaker 1>by me, so she's still enjoying my stand. So Jenny,

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<v Speaker 1>you just use hers?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay to fuck with Minda's recently watched you just start

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<v Speaker 2>watchings like Realia pregnancy videos, no doubt.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the first six months means like, what the fuck

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<v Speaker 1>I am? Hacks is? This is a recommendation is so funny,

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<v Speaker 1>it's so good, it's so well written, it's so on Tran.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't like you've recommended this to me before, haven't you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's up to season three, season three.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a really good show.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I've had a shocking week.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened?

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<v Speaker 1>I had an interview with Jojo Sewer that is shocking. No,

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<v Speaker 1>got canceled the morning of an hour before I was

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<v Speaker 1>meant to do it. I'm so excited. I was going

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<v Speaker 1>to ask a dream guest on my podcast Questions dream

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<v Speaker 1>Guests on my podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I took me a sec to get that reference.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, the TikTok sound dym guests on my podcast. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's check.

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<v Speaker 2>Things up my exes, speaking of which, we've got TikTok

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<v Speaker 2>school coming up. Oh, that is not the viral sound

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<v Speaker 2>that we're going to be referring to. Why did you cancel? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>It was an internal thing. I don't actually know what happened. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>deeply sad, but not can you do I was excited. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll let her energy with my energy when I'm on

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<v Speaker 1>would have been like irritating knowing it would have been

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<v Speaker 1>terrible radio. So thank god for the listeners of Australia

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<v Speaker 1>that it didn't happen. But I was just grumpy. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was going to happen. I prepared, and I

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<v Speaker 1>never prepare. I wrote questions, Wow, that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Huge for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I do prepare when they're big questions, but when they're

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<v Speaker 1>big guess. But speaking of guess, you're right for Dan's

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<v Speaker 1>joining us next week. It's all confirmed. I've still being

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<v Speaker 1>dming she's going to be on.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why, Like I want to believe you,

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<v Speaker 2>but that part of me that thinks something's going to happen, well, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing. And if you're listening to this for Dane,

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<v Speaker 1>no offense. I'm just worried. I like, what do we

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<v Speaker 1>talk to her about?

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<v Speaker 2>Plenty of things. Just research and prepare like you did

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<v Speaker 2>for Jojo True. In fact, what questions are you going

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<v Speaker 2>to ask Jojo? Just ask the exact same questions.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you've recently come out as a lesbian and your

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<v Speaker 1>Disney days you well as a mum who's also, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I actually can't wait for my question for Danny's why

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<v Speaker 1>does she cut cucumbers like that? Have you seen how

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<v Speaker 1>she cuts?

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<v Speaker 2>That's on my list of the question really because I

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<v Speaker 2>cut my fucking fingers all the time. How does she

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<v Speaker 2>do what?

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<v Speaker 1>She's one of those incredible people, And I think it

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<v Speaker 1>is if you've grown up in like an ethnic family, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and you've just learned from families and ancestors. She has

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<v Speaker 1>a knife and she cuts up and pushes her thumb

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<v Speaker 1>onto the blade.

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<v Speaker 2>That was me, blood everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, that's happened to you, Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, players come into the show with butte on your finger.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So I got many questions. You know what, why

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<v Speaker 1>don't we bring back good old fashioned idiot questions if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to ask for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Turns out there's a lot of overlap for DN talk

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<v Speaker 2>fans and idiots. There's a lot of overlap. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>actually you've got a week to think a question.

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<v Speaker 1>Send him in now, yeah, DMS or message either or

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<v Speaker 1>any of us, and we'll ask for Dan directly when

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<v Speaker 1>she joins us next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, you know what we should ask for Dan about

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<v Speaker 2>because she's a family law lawyer, right, yeah, we should

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<v Speaker 2>ask her about any potential red flags to be aware

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<v Speaker 2>of with mine and Jenna's co parentingship. Good, like, do

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<v Speaker 2>I am I on the birth certificate? Where do I

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<v Speaker 2>stand legally? Do you want to see what our baby

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<v Speaker 2>looks like at the moment? Yeah, because I only knocked

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<v Speaker 2>her up two weeks ago, so right now it looks

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<v Speaker 2>like that. I've got the track in Jesus Christ. It

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<v Speaker 2>not till like week six that it starts to sort

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<v Speaker 2>of look like a human.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, So go back to where it is now.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like it's a little ball.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a volleyball.

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<v Speaker 2>She's only two weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, of course weeks very early.

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<v Speaker 2>That's thirteen weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>Most cant of be a six month joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh what, No, it's nine months famously.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, I was expecting premature birth. Unfortunately, call me

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<v Speaker 1>in Austratama.

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<v Speaker 2>But that due date is January twenty fifth, twenty twenty five,

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<v Speaker 2>So we might not.

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<v Speaker 1>Even be recorded right nine months from now or.

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<v Speaker 2>Nine months from when I knocked her up two on

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<v Speaker 2>the exact day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, of course they might break up. Anniversary and your

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<v Speaker 1>conception anniversary.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a special day for all of us.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. All right, well, I it's your first time listening.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot to digest there, welcome to Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Every show starts the same with is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Something we've noticed, something we had to appreciate.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the ars about?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you don't know mine and I don't know yours,

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<v Speaker 1>But today mine is about something that I experience in

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<v Speaker 1>a certain store, and I want to know if it's

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<v Speaker 1>a universal experience. Okay, if everyone else experiences it at

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<v Speaker 1>this type of store, because I love to shop, It's

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<v Speaker 1>one of my favorite things in the world. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was scared in a recent shopping trip.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, would you want me to kick things off?

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<v Speaker 1>What's yours about? Or you'll just jump in?

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<v Speaker 2>Mate? So just fucking get into it. Hadn't we do?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's yours? I don't. No, Never we cut

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<v Speaker 1>those It's.

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<v Speaker 2>Fine, Jenny, you need to be involved in the all

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<v Speaker 2>staff meeting. We're doing a bit later as well, so.

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<v Speaker 1>That's still happening.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I take a group chat and didn't hear back. I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>oh god, it's turning to an intervention.

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<v Speaker 2>Worried it's so paranom it about being intervened.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I don't know where it comes from. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, no intervention team meeting, all stuff team meeting

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<v Speaker 1>on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah a bit later as well. Let's taktok school. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>my agim thy, let's go. Ye?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it about time we dumb down public transport?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not on much public transport. I really, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, this is something that I noticed years ago. I

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<v Speaker 2>have a feeling I may have ranted about this on

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<v Speaker 2>Not My Cup of Tea back in the day. Just

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<v Speaker 2>the language they use on public transport. They use words

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<v Speaker 2>that you don't hear anywhere else. And when I say

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<v Speaker 2>public trans but I also mean flights.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it.

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<v Speaker 2>Turns out I must have put it into the universe.

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<v Speaker 2>They've somehow stolen my idea because they literally are dumbing

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<v Speaker 2>down the language used on Sydney trains. Now, oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>saw this on the news the other day.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Sydney train announcements are about to sound a little

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<v Speaker 5>different over the coming weeks. Some long standing phrases are

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<v Speaker 5>being phased out. This train terminates here will become this

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<v Speaker 5>train ends here instead of a lighting. Passengers will be

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<v Speaker 5>asked to get off the train, get off and delayed

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<v Speaker 5>trains won't need additional travel time anymore. It's now extra time.

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<v Speaker 5>It's the result of passenger research aimed at making our

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<v Speaker 5>transport network as user friendly as possible.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like they're dumbing it down.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I want.

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<v Speaker 4>It's also mean, like, get off.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it. It's to the point because imagine I

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<v Speaker 2>love that there was a survey involved for them to

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<v Speaker 2>actually take action.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all these people.

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<v Speaker 2>Being like a light hah, I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, I feel like that's a you problem.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the night language. I think it's gorgeous, don't

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<v Speaker 1>I Just get off?

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, I kind of feel the same way about new supporter.

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<v Speaker 1>Just talk to us like we're people, you think.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's something about especially flights, they use all sorts

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<v Speaker 2>of words that you wouldn't hear anywhere where else the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck would you hear the word stow?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, ah, yeah, that's a good thing, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, please stow your bloody bags, just say.

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<v Speaker 4>Put yeah that's actually yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, speaking of put, you know how they say

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<v Speaker 2>please fasten your seat belt. Yeah, on the flight, put

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<v Speaker 2>the seat belt on, Just say that belt.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you know what it must come from like a

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<v Speaker 1>litigation thing. We could ask for done this because if

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<v Speaker 1>if they say fasten your seat belts and then there's

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<v Speaker 1>a crash and the seat belt breaks, they can go, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you were told explicitly to fasten your.

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<v Speaker 2>What does that even mean? Fasten?

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<v Speaker 1>But but I think like this will there'd be a

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<v Speaker 1>definition out of.

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<v Speaker 2>Practice this she really is just to google everything.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's like a definition of fasten your seat belt

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<v Speaker 1>they can use in a court of war. But put

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<v Speaker 1>on your seat belt.

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<v Speaker 2>Or just fucking pop your seat belt on plea.

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<v Speaker 1>But someone could pop it around their shoulder and be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>well I put.

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<v Speaker 3>It on okay, So fastened actually means close or do

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<v Speaker 3>up securely?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes see? And I feel like it's they're using words

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<v Speaker 1>that help them if it ever gets to a point

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<v Speaker 1>in you.

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<v Speaker 4>Know that's a good point.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, I get where you're coming from. But there's

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<v Speaker 2>other fucking shit they say, Like they say stow like

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<v Speaker 2>I said, they stow your baggage in the overhead baggage compartment.

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<v Speaker 1>They do.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't you just call it the top cupboard instead of

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<v Speaker 2>stow your luggage in the overhead, just say pop your

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<v Speaker 2>shit in the top cupboard place.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well why don't you do? It's like we're you

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<v Speaker 1>could make a lot of money here in just going

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<v Speaker 1>to different businesses like June Dally Watkins Rest in Peace,

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<v Speaker 1>Jennis mentor Yes, who taught of Aussie women how to

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<v Speaker 1>be more eloquent and she taught the medicate. You could

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<v Speaker 1>teach people the opposite.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just like talk to us like we're people. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't need the fancy language. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree.

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<v Speaker 2>If they say, oh, there's two exits on this flight,

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<v Speaker 2>one at the front and one at the rear, it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>so front is acceptable. But you can't just say back,

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<v Speaker 2>yes that's true. Instead of oh we're going to exit

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<v Speaker 2>through the rear door today, just say oh we're heading

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<v Speaker 2>out the back door. No.

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<v Speaker 1>See to me that that takes out all the fun.

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<v Speaker 1>If I've just flown twelve hours to get to Paris

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<v Speaker 1>and they go out there read or I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, we're getting rid of that back door, out the back.

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<v Speaker 1>Door, I'd be like, no, that's why I'm in Paris

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<v Speaker 1>to go in the back door.

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<v Speaker 4>Cow being told get out totally.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually love that s any trains are doing that

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<v Speaker 2>instead of like just get off to get off what

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<v Speaker 2>was the other one? Additional travel time became extra time.

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<v Speaker 2>Terminate here becomes ends here, So this train ends here.

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<v Speaker 4>I do like the terminates here.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds like it's going to explode.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, I'm so used to it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not all for it. I think we need

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<v Speaker 1>to like, it's not our job to get dumber.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's just there might be people who English is

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<v Speaker 2>their second language. That's maybe why they're adapting the language horses,

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<v Speaker 2>which would also be confusing at the airport, because why

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<v Speaker 2>do they call it a gate. You're at gate thirty two.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not a gate. If anything, it's the fucking waiting room,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it. You're right, it's more of a or like

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<v Speaker 2>a bus stop. Just call it a plane stop, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>stop five, or a train platform. It's a it's a

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<v Speaker 2>plane platform, airport platform.

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<v Speaker 1>Thro's seeing it in No now that I can get around.

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<v Speaker 2>The gates inside, that's so true.

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<v Speaker 1>In the old days you think there were gates.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it doesn't sound very secure, and now it's airlocked

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<v Speaker 2>at gate you can just fucking jump over totally.

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<v Speaker 1>If it was the gate open, they really they've really

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<v Speaker 1>gone for a full hog. They've gone out to fucking

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<v Speaker 1>X ray screens.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, it's too fancy for a gate.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree with you. All right. Well, if you're in

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<v Speaker 1>public transport and you hear that, send us a recording.

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<v Speaker 1>We want to hear it down dog, you'll think about us.

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<v Speaker 1>How would they veo that? Would they still vego it

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<v Speaker 1>with gusto like get off? Or would it be get.

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<v Speaker 2>Off get the fuck off my train?

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<v Speaker 1>I like that? Mind mind the gap? What can they say?

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<v Speaker 1>Watch out for the crevice?

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<v Speaker 2>Careful, there's a crack.

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<v Speaker 1>That's don't slip, don't slip, don't slip. Crack ahead. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you got I do? I do? I do?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Spit it out, plan count see and Bradley go for it?

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<v Speaker 2>Could you please embark on your internet?

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<v Speaker 5>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>The shoe shops specifically really scare you?

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<v Speaker 2>Why does it scare you?

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<v Speaker 1>There's something about a shoe shop that is deeply intimidating.

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<v Speaker 1>Clothes don't bother me. I'm like, I know what I want,

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<v Speaker 1>I know my style, I like it. But there's something

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<v Speaker 1>about shoes that make me think I know nothing about

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<v Speaker 1>these damn things. I know nothing about shoes. The staff

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<v Speaker 1>members never really helpful. They always it's always a chore

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<v Speaker 1>to go out and get your size. There's a wall,

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<v Speaker 1>so it kind of feels like they're all looking at

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<v Speaker 1>you always a DJ. I went to a shoe store

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<v Speaker 1>this weekend. There was a DJ doing a live set

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<v Speaker 1>at a Platypus, and I was like, that's a bit

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<v Speaker 1>much for a Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would hate that shoe.

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<v Speaker 1>There's something about the idea of a shoe store that

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<v Speaker 1>needs to be reworked.

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<v Speaker 3>I just don't like when they look over you while

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<v Speaker 3>you're doing up your shoe.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I just feel really judged. Yes, and then I

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<v Speaker 4>forget how to do it up and I look like

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<v Speaker 4>an idiot.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to do it my shoe whatever. The

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<v Speaker 1>old days, people used to feel your for you. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I've got to do my own laces up and a

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<v Speaker 1>converse HQ. Oh my god, lace them for me, don't

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<v Speaker 1>you think? Really?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't want someone else to do my laces

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<v Speaker 2>for me. They'll get it wrong. Firstly, Oh no, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't mean like lace in the bow for me

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<v Speaker 1>when they give it to you, the laces on.

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<v Speaker 2>Us, and that's come up on the show before. I

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<v Speaker 2>can't remember.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, should shoes come laced up? I think it was.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. This one probably should have been there too.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's something looming about a shoe stops. There's nothing

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<v Speaker 1>nice about it. I don't know. Why have you you

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<v Speaker 1>know the vibe I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever been really, I've never been frightened by

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<v Speaker 2>a shoeshot.

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<v Speaker 3>I get like, you know, like hype and platypus and stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>The workers are really energetic and over the top. Always

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<v Speaker 3>sometimes it's a bit much.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't share in that.

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<v Speaker 1>Always.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'd rather just shop online.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're always like, oh babe, you want the added

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<v Speaker 1>ask stamp, but will maybe get the added askas l

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<v Speaker 1>And what's the difference? They're like nothing? Really?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, now you've made me worried because you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I was boasting probably the same time we'll talk about

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<v Speaker 2>the lasers. Yeah, I was talking about how I've had

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<v Speaker 2>the same fucking pair of white converss for years and years.

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<v Speaker 2>They're they're my shoes. They're my shoes. I don't need others.

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<v Speaker 2>Look what's happened. Look there's a split. Oh no, that's

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<v Speaker 2>the right foot that I'm holding up. Yeah, it's your

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<v Speaker 2>right foot, yeah, as in the correct foot. Is there

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<v Speaker 2>a split on that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, sorry, I think we're in the right foot.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, yeah, there's a split on my right fucking shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>So now I'm gonna have to go shoes shopping.

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<v Speaker 1>Show me the shoe again. Sorry, I was just looking

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<v Speaker 1>at the sole. What's the design of the white shoe?

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<v Speaker 2>You guys are idiots. It's on the left side. Is

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<v Speaker 2>it on both? Now, there's one on the other side.

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<v Speaker 4>It's on the It's on the other.

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<v Speaker 2>Side too, Look at it on both Now show me

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<v Speaker 2>the other one. I look like I'm in the birthing threet.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'll get them both of my legs.

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<v Speaker 1>And getting Jenne prep showing me. Yeah, it's on both sides.

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<v Speaker 1>Also the soles and the toes. How long have you

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<v Speaker 1>had these four?

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<v Speaker 2>Five years?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's time.

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<v Speaker 2>This is quite comfy.

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<v Speaker 1>I it's just gonna be stretching. What's the design of

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<v Speaker 1>there white converse?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah thoughts rained?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you could definitely upgrade.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, I'm gonna have to now. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to go to the bloody shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>Sho You'll be terrified at the shoes shore. I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>had to go for years, you know, so I'm terrified

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<v Speaker 1>cotton on when they go, oh, you buy a pair

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<v Speaker 1>of shorts a year? Would you like to done at

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<v Speaker 1>a dollar?

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<v Speaker 2>Buy water?

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<v Speaker 1>I might know that. What about a tope bag for

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<v Speaker 1>four dollars? I don't want to tape about that breath mint.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what are you guys short and cash or something?

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<v Speaker 1>I know you need a band.

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<v Speaker 2>Climb and then you say no one.

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<v Speaker 4>It's kind of like kind of judge you.

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<v Speaker 1>I have an idea that boot juice could actually do.

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<v Speaker 2>What's that?

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<v Speaker 1>You know how that they never get the size right.

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<v Speaker 1>You always order a small and they're always you are large?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, too much?

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<v Speaker 1>That's my boost juice hack always order a small because

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<v Speaker 1>the children never know. They've always put in an extra

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<v Speaker 1>chunk of watermelon. Then you've got a jumbo. They need

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<v Speaker 1>to start putting them in baby cups and offering them

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<v Speaker 1>to mums with bubs and just going, he's a little

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<v Speaker 1>one for the little baby that's making a really tiny

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<v Speaker 1>baby China cue, how baby would love that? Grow up?

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<v Speaker 1>It's two weeks old. I've Hadbi Pas.

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<v Speaker 2>Telling people that she's pregnant, but I well, do you

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<v Speaker 2>guys rab it?

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<v Speaker 1>On every episode?

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<v Speaker 2>We're excited, we're excited.

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<v Speaker 1>You drunk beer last week.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's not forget that she had one scoop.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, don't shame me.

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<v Speaker 1>What about the comment as being like, it wasn't sour

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<v Speaker 1>dough bread, that was a Turkish role.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't notice that, not that did I. This is

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<v Speaker 2>during will it Cream? Sorry, I really should give it said,

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<v Speaker 2>but it was clearly a PIRONI.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Mead was more for the theater of the mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you forget that we have visuals on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>She just noticed that I photoshopped the paroni out of

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<v Speaker 2>the video so that you didn't look like a funk

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<v Speaker 2>with I thought it was for lickleres No. I just

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<v Speaker 2>didn't want people to be like, that's not me, that's

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<v Speaker 2>a fucking paroni cheers idiot. So but then I couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>photoshop out the bread.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, that's really funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I tried to save you, and then people were like,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not even sour dough.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like old Mead, Nope, it was. It was wonder

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<v Speaker 1>white and the most cheapest beer I could find on

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<v Speaker 1>the kideo. Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 3>Make sure you leave all of you on your podcast app.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't, you're a little bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, kids, Yes, have you got issues on? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but if you brush your hair, clean your teeth, you're

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<v Speaker 2>ready to skirl. Yes, right, we're heading to Schiel then. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So there's one particular thing clogging up my TikTok feed

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<v Speaker 2>at the moment, and it hits me in the fields

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<v Speaker 2>every time I hear it.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a sound that's gone viral. Yeah, I'd be surprised

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<v Speaker 2>if you guys haven't heard it, But honestly, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if it's going to resonate with you, Jerry. So

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<v Speaker 2>it was posted by Claire Boyer, and what she did

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<v Speaker 2>is she was she had a kitchen fan on while

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<v Speaker 2>she was cooking, and she was just humming along with it,

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<v Speaker 2>harmonizing with the fan. And the sound she ended up

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<v Speaker 2>making and posting has blown up because for some reason,

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<v Speaker 2>it just makes people feel nostalgic. It reminds people of

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<v Speaker 2>the feeling of grief, and it just there's something about

0:18:47.160 --> 0:18:49.399
<v Speaker 2>this sound that it's really resonating with people. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>want to hear it?

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<v Speaker 1>Reef? Sure?

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<v Speaker 2>It's literally just some girl in her kitchen harmonizing with

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<v Speaker 2>the fan.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I grew up with a fan, so I think

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<v Speaker 1>I can connect. I'm a hot boy. We'll see.

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<v Speaker 2>Thoughts.

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<v Speaker 1>Shocking song.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew you were going to be bitter about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't feel it shocking.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is there a plot to us here that that

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<v Speaker 1>was the song you unplayed at your birth Sweet? No,

0:19:27.880 --> 0:19:28.639
<v Speaker 1>you really like that.

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<v Speaker 2>There's just something about it, like people have been reposting it.

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<v Speaker 2>There was one person that said, a girl randomly decided

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<v Speaker 2>to Actually, I'm gonna have it in the background. A

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<v Speaker 2>girl randomly decided to record herself harmonizing with a fan

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<v Speaker 2>without even realizing she'd perfectly encapsulated the feeling of grief,

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<v Speaker 2>effectively producing a feeling that would hit thousands of people

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<v Speaker 2>over and up, a sound we all can't explain, but

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<v Speaker 2>we can feel.

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<v Speaker 4>That's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I use TikTok to look at like cute

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<v Speaker 1>people and fun funny videos.

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<v Speaker 2>What about the oh this might hit you in the fields? Actually, ready,

0:20:03.160 --> 0:20:05.399
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to put it on again. This is someone else.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what someone else posted about it. It sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like when I would stay at my grandma's house and

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<v Speaker 2>I would lay in her lap as she hummed to

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<v Speaker 2>me while scratching my back or running her fingers through

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<v Speaker 2>my hair and nothing mattered.

0:20:19.800 --> 0:20:21.480
<v Speaker 1>If I had a hair. That's nice.

0:20:21.800 --> 0:20:23.040
<v Speaker 2>Ah, it's getting glassy.

0:20:23.320 --> 0:20:26.000
<v Speaker 1>It's not glassy. I get it. That's nice.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like when you wake up in the morning

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<v Speaker 2>realizing that it actually happened and this is your new reality.

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<v Speaker 1>You're living in a motel with a fan on.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like the feeling of knowing that one random

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<v Speaker 2>day was the last time my mum would do my hair. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>the last time my dad would carry me out of

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<v Speaker 2>a car and into bed, the last time i'd be

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<v Speaker 2>read a bedtime Sorry, the last time I kissed my

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<v Speaker 2>parents good night. I never realized I grew up.

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<v Speaker 1>That's beautiful. I understand the tone of the song. It's gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I don't know what it is about her, just

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<v Speaker 2>harmonizing when the fucking but it works.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, did it work for you? What did it remind

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<v Speaker 1>you of? Mitchell?

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing in particular, was just a feeling. I'm just reading

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<v Speaker 2>all the other people's hot take on it. What it

0:21:09.400 --> 0:21:14.639
<v Speaker 2>reminds them of. It's actually your youngest sibling walking alone

0:21:14.640 --> 0:21:17.760
<v Speaker 2>through the empty house with no one by their side,

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<v Speaker 2>then deciding to search through the remnants of your abandoned

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<v Speaker 2>room for anything of importance after you left them alone.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like the Titanic song in a weird way.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I get that.

0:21:30.160 --> 0:21:33.359
<v Speaker 1>Yes, like this when the necklace, the jaws whatever, it

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<v Speaker 1>sinks to the bottom of the ocean.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone said it reminds them of an Australian health insurance ad.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't think of that ad. But what it does

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<v Speaker 2>remind me of is do you remember this? It has

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<v Speaker 2>the same fucking energy as this song. Yes, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what this is?

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<v Speaker 4>I know you said, what is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, of course it's Taco Bell, no cock angel light.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>They used to play this at the cinema.

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<v Speaker 2>That would be beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>They did that booming face.

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<v Speaker 2>This is that harmonizing me in the fan author reminds

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<v Speaker 2>me of this song. Have either of you seen this movie?

0:22:12.280 --> 0:22:18.520
<v Speaker 2>Can you tell me where it's from? Cheery Cheery's It

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<v Speaker 2>sounds familiar with the.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know, Jeninal No? I don't don't. What is

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<v Speaker 1>it my Cloud's daughters to tell a movie?

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<v Speaker 2>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>I do?

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<v Speaker 2>Go on?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it Red Dog?

0:22:34.280 --> 0:22:35.880
<v Speaker 1>Yes it is, I've not seen Red Dog?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Where's John?

0:22:40.200 --> 0:22:40.760
<v Speaker 1>Who's John?

0:22:40.880 --> 0:22:41.560
<v Speaker 2>Where's John?

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<v Speaker 1>John's the dog?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

0:22:43.160 --> 0:22:45.840
<v Speaker 2>The dog's owner dies and the dog goes all around

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<v Speaker 2>fucking Australia looking for him.

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<v Speaker 1>Does it find him? He's dead.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you understand.

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<v Speaker 4>Owner died so.

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<v Speaker 1>Clearly he needed to go to puppy school.

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<v Speaker 2>So that song, things like that, that it all hits

0:23:00.920 --> 0:23:02.840
<v Speaker 2>the same emotion. I don't know what it is. I

0:23:02.840 --> 0:23:05.359
<v Speaker 2>can't put my finger on it, but I thought we

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<v Speaker 2>should find out if we're able to conjure up that feeling.

0:23:08.400 --> 0:23:11.439
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, I don't think that's our domain.

0:23:12.560 --> 0:23:14.240
<v Speaker 2>See what I mean about it was Shitting'm already No,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not over. Give it a red hot crack. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>you could do it.

0:23:17.320 --> 0:23:18.600
<v Speaker 1>Sure, I'll give it a red hot crack.

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<v Speaker 2>So you've got some sound effects to choose from. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you want to harmonize with my hair dry for example?

0:23:29.400 --> 0:23:31.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's quite nice, So that's you.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you want to harmonize with your own ninja creaming?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, okay, go play it?

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<v Speaker 2>Humming, humming.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a one constant time. Yeah, it's not really

0:23:54.119 --> 0:23:56.439
<v Speaker 1>harmony's not working. But I get your point. Do I

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<v Speaker 1>have to match the tone or be on top of it?

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're just feeling Okay, Sure, don't ever think

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<v Speaker 2>that that girl was just harmonizing with the fan. I

0:24:02.720 --> 0:24:04.840
<v Speaker 2>haven't find she wasn't ever thinking. I picture her starring

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<v Speaker 2>a big pot of sauce. I think she was chopping

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<v Speaker 2>veil the same thing. Jenna, do you want to give

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<v Speaker 2>it a crack? You can either go my toothbrush or

0:24:11.760 --> 0:24:14.160
<v Speaker 2>my vacuum. None of these sound effects from the internet,

0:24:14.200 --> 0:24:15.080
<v Speaker 2>By the way, these are.

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<v Speaker 4>All Can I go with the vacuum?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure you're ready.

0:24:30.040 --> 0:24:34.600
<v Speaker 1>Jenna's disassociated. She's making noise.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not really comforting me.

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<v Speaker 1>If anything is very haunting, I believe you just summoned

0:24:42.400 --> 0:24:44.480
<v Speaker 1>a spirit. Let me try, Let.

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<v Speaker 2>Me try, Okay. Do you want to do it with

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<v Speaker 2>my head?

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

0:24:46.640 --> 0:25:03.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Please? Okay, my stomach just crumbled.

0:25:05.000 --> 0:25:07.440
<v Speaker 2>I think. Yeah, you're aiming a bit high the notes.

0:25:07.480 --> 0:25:09.480
<v Speaker 2>You can feel the strain. It's going to be comforting.

0:25:09.640 --> 0:25:11.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna try with my toothbrush.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, I'll see Mitchell doesn't.

0:25:36.440 --> 0:25:42.000
<v Speaker 2>How does it trans Okay? Do you want to harmonize

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<v Speaker 2>with my vibrating cochran? Oh? My? Oh yeah? I love

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<v Speaker 2>to all eight modes?

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<v Speaker 1>Really?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I hear?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah? Just improvise that ready, dumbest ship with ever.

0:26:24.320 --> 0:26:26.080
<v Speaker 1>That's a great cockring, and it's get the brand.

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<v Speaker 2>Were actually put it on the microphone?

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<v Speaker 1>My god, yuck.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I would try with the cocker see if it's

0:26:34.960 --> 0:26:40.080
<v Speaker 2>see if it's comforting to people in some way.

0:26:50.680 --> 0:26:53.040
<v Speaker 1>I think there'll be no, there'll be someone out there

0:26:53.040 --> 0:26:54.040
<v Speaker 1>that is comforted by that.

0:26:54.119 --> 0:26:57.720
<v Speaker 2>I bet it's doing things and someone I did. Wow,

0:27:00.400 --> 0:27:01.800
<v Speaker 2>let's just go back and listen to her.

0:27:02.040 --> 0:27:07.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'll just to resort to set them.

0:27:03.760 --> 0:27:09.159
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't think we got there, did we?

0:27:09.160 --> 0:27:12.680
<v Speaker 1>We definitely didn't encapsulate the feeling of universal grief. That's

0:27:12.680 --> 0:27:13.400
<v Speaker 1>for fucking sure.

0:27:13.840 --> 0:27:14.520
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean.

0:27:16.440 --> 0:27:19.600
<v Speaker 1>Made me grief? I'm grieving what this podcast once was

0:27:19.880 --> 0:27:20.920
<v Speaker 1>a quality program?

0:27:20.960 --> 0:27:22.840
<v Speaker 2>Do you want to try with the toothbrush because that's lower?

0:27:23.480 --> 0:27:25.639
<v Speaker 2>That might sound pretty. I don't want you to fucking

0:27:25.640 --> 0:27:27.679
<v Speaker 2>take the piss commit Okay, sure I want. I'm going

0:27:27.720 --> 0:27:29.280
<v Speaker 2>to close my aunts if I can feel.

0:27:29.000 --> 0:27:31.280
<v Speaker 1>Some Sure, so there it's low, So I go low

0:27:31.800 --> 0:27:32.840
<v Speaker 1>when they go lower. You get it?

0:27:32.880 --> 0:27:53.360
<v Speaker 2>Harmoniz All right, Okay, this isn't confident anyone, forget it.

0:27:53.640 --> 0:27:54.560
<v Speaker 2>Class dismissed.

0:27:54.600 --> 0:27:57.000
<v Speaker 1>I think I'm ready to go home. I think I'm

0:27:57.040 --> 0:27:58.000
<v Speaker 1>expelled to be honest.

0:27:59.240 --> 0:28:01.520
<v Speaker 2>Actually, you can't go home yet, Cherry. I'm keeping you

0:28:01.560 --> 0:28:03.280
<v Speaker 2>back after class staff meeting.

0:28:03.320 --> 0:28:04.720
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I'm being disciplined.

0:28:06.040 --> 0:28:06.919
<v Speaker 2>Not disciplined.

0:28:07.040 --> 0:28:09.159
<v Speaker 1>You've got the cane at this school. This is just

0:28:09.160 --> 0:28:11.159
<v Speaker 1>be on the fighting. Think the cane would have been

0:28:11.200 --> 0:28:14.000
<v Speaker 1>real good in your day. No, I would have loved

0:28:14.040 --> 0:28:14.600
<v Speaker 1>the cane.

0:28:14.960 --> 0:28:16.239
<v Speaker 2>I probably would have been into it.

0:28:16.320 --> 0:28:16.600
<v Speaker 4>Same.

0:28:16.720 --> 0:28:20.000
<v Speaker 1>I love to complain, so cane you would not. I'll

0:28:20.240 --> 0:28:26.840
<v Speaker 1>stop pooran. Good for Sean. Actually, do you guys have

0:28:27.000 --> 0:28:27.840
<v Speaker 1>a paddle or anything?

0:28:28.040 --> 0:28:33.240
<v Speaker 2>No? No, I think i'd take a spank personally. Actually, yeah,

0:28:33.320 --> 0:28:34.560
<v Speaker 2>I was joking about the cane.

0:28:34.640 --> 0:28:35.920
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever been slapped on the ass?

0:28:36.200 --> 0:28:39.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah I have? Yeah, not like an aggressive painting

0:28:39.320 --> 0:28:40.560
<v Speaker 2>like I would never say hard.

0:28:40.520 --> 0:28:42.240
<v Speaker 1>No, of course. Yeah, it's a bit dramatic. I have

0:28:42.280 --> 0:28:43.360
<v Speaker 1>some fucking decorum.

0:28:43.520 --> 0:28:44.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah all right.

0:28:44.440 --> 0:28:45.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean I'm excited for this.

0:28:45.360 --> 0:28:48.400
<v Speaker 2>So what's going on all staff meeting? Up?

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<v Speaker 1>Straight in your chair, Jenneral so I can see a bump.

0:28:51.000 --> 0:28:53.320
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, she's only two weak.

0:28:53.760 --> 0:28:54.440
<v Speaker 1>That's an eminem.

0:28:54.680 --> 0:28:57.680
<v Speaker 2>JaQuavis looks like Mars at the moment she is christ

0:28:57.800 --> 0:29:01.920
<v Speaker 2>he does he does, Yeah, looks like an atom. Only

0:29:01.960 --> 0:29:03.800
<v Speaker 2>that's noticed. There's a video on this baby tracking app

0:29:03.800 --> 0:29:07.840
<v Speaker 2>to I get it.

0:29:08.000 --> 0:29:10.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's funny? Is it just me?

0:29:12.840 --> 0:29:17.640
<v Speaker 2>You should follow these idiots online search a couple of mitches. Okay,

0:29:18.480 --> 0:29:20.360
<v Speaker 2>team meeting everyone fucking look alive.

0:29:20.720 --> 0:29:22.160
<v Speaker 1>Put my glasses of yes.

0:29:22.240 --> 0:29:27.640
<v Speaker 2>So a couple of idiots have very kindly messaged me

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<v Speaker 2>to remind me that we are approaching one of our

0:29:30.600 --> 0:29:31.960
<v Speaker 2>annual occasions.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it not pig Week?

0:29:33.280 --> 0:29:37.840
<v Speaker 2>Is it correct? Is it almost almost?

0:29:37.880 --> 0:29:38.640
<v Speaker 1>When it's pig Week?

0:29:38.920 --> 0:29:41.240
<v Speaker 2>Well, it could be next week all the following week,

0:29:41.280 --> 0:29:42.920
<v Speaker 2>but we've got done next weeking.

0:29:42.720 --> 0:29:44.960
<v Speaker 1>So that may be defensive. Hey, guest of the show,

0:29:45.000 --> 0:29:46.640
<v Speaker 1>we're having you on pig Week.

0:29:46.720 --> 0:29:48.680
<v Speaker 2>We could do it on Actually if it's pig week,

0:29:49.000 --> 0:29:50.880
<v Speaker 2>do we have to do it on both days? Because

0:29:50.880 --> 0:29:54.040
<v Speaker 2>it's a week Monday. It's a lot of pig and

0:29:54.120 --> 0:29:54.520
<v Speaker 2>isn't it?

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<v Speaker 4>It is a week though, and.

0:29:55.960 --> 0:29:58.640
<v Speaker 1>We're also around our health Era and Jenn's got all these.

0:29:59.400 --> 0:30:02.720
<v Speaker 2>We did it last you in the Healthier as well. Anyway,

0:30:02.800 --> 0:30:07.240
<v Speaker 2>point being, pig Week is approaching and it's annual. We've

0:30:07.280 --> 0:30:10.200
<v Speaker 2>never missed it since its inception. We've done three pig

0:30:10.240 --> 0:30:13.240
<v Speaker 2>weeks now, which if you're new here, we just encourage

0:30:13.280 --> 0:30:17.360
<v Speaker 2>people to remove all guilt attached to snacks. Correct, fucking

0:30:17.440 --> 0:30:20.400
<v Speaker 2>pig out, enjoy yourself, don't feel guilty. You've got a

0:30:20.440 --> 0:30:22.560
<v Speaker 2>week off totally watching what you eat.

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<v Speaker 1>Ever you want, I already know what I bring in

0:30:24.400 --> 0:30:26.400
<v Speaker 1>this this year. Well, I'm not going to say it.

0:30:26.440 --> 0:30:29.000
<v Speaker 1>I want what this is? I know what you want

0:30:29.000 --> 0:30:29.640
<v Speaker 1>to kiss kip it.

0:30:30.360 --> 0:30:33.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh well, I can't make the call without the votes

0:30:33.840 --> 0:30:36.840
<v Speaker 2>from the staff, of course, that's why I've called the meeting.

0:30:37.840 --> 0:30:38.640
<v Speaker 1>What do you propose you do?

0:30:38.680 --> 0:30:41.960
<v Speaker 2>We proceed with Pigweek knowing that a lot of our

0:30:42.040 --> 0:30:47.480
<v Speaker 2>listeners suffer from miss aphonia, and they've been increasing complaints

0:30:47.560 --> 0:30:51.920
<v Speaker 2>about us eating on the podcast, and apparently it's very

0:30:51.960 --> 0:30:54.160
<v Speaker 2>triggering for some people to hear as chewing and blub.

0:30:54.320 --> 0:30:56.880
<v Speaker 1>I understand that, no, it is for many people.

0:30:57.320 --> 0:31:00.000
<v Speaker 2>Miss aphonia this is from online is a real disorder

0:31:00.560 --> 0:31:05.400
<v Speaker 2>and one that seriously compromises functioning, socializing, and ultimately mental health.

0:31:05.560 --> 0:31:09.040
<v Speaker 2>Reactions can range from anger and annoyance to panic and

0:31:09.080 --> 0:31:11.920
<v Speaker 2>the need to flee and in our case, people skipping

0:31:12.080 --> 0:31:12.800
<v Speaker 2>the episodes.

0:31:14.320 --> 0:31:17.480
<v Speaker 1>Where here's the thing. I'm all for creating a space

0:31:17.480 --> 0:31:18.680
<v Speaker 1>that people want to listen to.

0:31:19.280 --> 0:31:22.800
<v Speaker 2>However, the fact that pick Week is annual, and we

0:31:22.880 --> 0:31:24.600
<v Speaker 2>said we'd do a couple of weeks off from eating,

0:31:24.600 --> 0:31:26.760
<v Speaker 2>and then we can't just do pick week after promising

0:31:26.880 --> 0:31:28.120
<v Speaker 2>to ease up on the eating.

0:31:28.240 --> 0:31:30.640
<v Speaker 1>I have an idea. I love coffee and I watch

0:31:30.680 --> 0:31:34.080
<v Speaker 1>coffee reviews on YouTube. There's a coffee reviewer called James Hoffman.

0:31:34.320 --> 0:31:37.680
<v Speaker 1>He reviews coffee machines and different coffees. You know what

0:31:37.720 --> 0:31:40.360
<v Speaker 1>he does? He uploads two versions of the same video,

0:31:40.600 --> 0:31:43.600
<v Speaker 1>does it? One where he's muted the choos and the

0:31:43.600 --> 0:31:47.800
<v Speaker 1>slurps and the other where the slurps are included for

0:31:47.840 --> 0:31:50.160
<v Speaker 1>people that don't care. Now, the ones with the slurps

0:31:50.200 --> 0:31:52.400
<v Speaker 1>get more views, but the ones without the slurps, you'd

0:31:52.440 --> 0:31:55.160
<v Speaker 1>be shocked, get a lot of views. So interesting, How

0:31:55.160 --> 0:31:57.920
<v Speaker 1>hard is it to Could we do an experiment and

0:31:58.000 --> 0:32:02.120
<v Speaker 1>just do pigwek and release a verb that has no choose,

0:32:02.120 --> 0:32:04.880
<v Speaker 1>no slips, no munches And that means a bad idea

0:32:04.960 --> 0:32:06.320
<v Speaker 1>at all? Work for you, Mitchell?

0:32:06.600 --> 0:32:09.400
<v Speaker 2>It does, But that's fine, that's an interesting idea.

0:32:10.320 --> 0:32:11.280
<v Speaker 4>Well, thank you.

0:32:11.360 --> 0:32:14.720
<v Speaker 2>Don't you feel like if they can't hear the chewing,

0:32:15.240 --> 0:32:17.120
<v Speaker 2>if we do a separate episode for them, we could

0:32:17.120 --> 0:32:20.320
<v Speaker 2>just fuck with them. They can't see it's like, for example,

0:32:20.720 --> 0:32:22.640
<v Speaker 2>do you like this gorgeous crock and bush? I brought

0:32:22.640 --> 0:32:23.360
<v Speaker 2>in today's.

0:32:23.320 --> 0:32:25.880
<v Speaker 1>Gorgeous a nice rings horrot diamond ring?

0:32:26.320 --> 0:32:26.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:32:26.560 --> 0:32:28.400
<v Speaker 1>Thank you? Here try some let me.

0:32:30.000 --> 0:32:31.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh did I know that?

0:32:31.200 --> 0:32:32.120
<v Speaker 1>All so good? You know that?

0:32:32.240 --> 0:32:32.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:32:32.400 --> 0:32:33.040
<v Speaker 4>That's right, I've done.

0:32:33.040 --> 0:32:33.200
<v Speaker 1>See.

0:32:33.200 --> 0:32:34.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, without the chewing, how do they know it's

0:32:34.640 --> 0:32:35.080
<v Speaker 2>even happening?

0:32:35.440 --> 0:32:37.360
<v Speaker 1>Why don't we do a pole in our face? The

0:32:37.440 --> 0:32:39.320
<v Speaker 1>endurant idiots joined it. If you're not in it, the

0:32:39.320 --> 0:32:41.440
<v Speaker 1>discussion of the show continues when the mics are off.

0:32:42.120 --> 0:32:44.680
<v Speaker 1>We could ask our idiots what they feel. I know

0:32:44.760 --> 0:32:46.720
<v Speaker 1>there there's a discussion in there currently, but we should

0:32:46.720 --> 0:32:47.480
<v Speaker 1>do an official pole.

0:32:48.000 --> 0:32:50.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're right. The sentiment is that Brett posted about it,

0:32:50.960 --> 0:32:53.640
<v Speaker 2>being like, can we please fucking pull back on the

0:32:53.760 --> 0:32:57.000
<v Speaker 2>chewing slurping all that stuff into the microphone, and a

0:32:57.040 --> 0:32:59.320
<v Speaker 2>lot of comments being like thank god someone said it.

0:32:59.360 --> 0:33:01.960
<v Speaker 2>I've had to ski that many episodes recently, and so

0:33:02.000 --> 0:33:03.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, shit, why did this have to come up

0:33:03.840 --> 0:33:05.360
<v Speaker 2>now so close to pig Week?

0:33:05.520 --> 0:33:07.960
<v Speaker 1>I know, well, why don't we We could also just

0:33:08.040 --> 0:33:12.080
<v Speaker 1>do put a disclaimer? Hi, idiots, if you have you know,

0:33:14.040 --> 0:33:18.560
<v Speaker 1>miss phone skipped to forty four oh one but isn't

0:33:18.600 --> 0:33:21.200
<v Speaker 1>it the whole episode? Yeah, we eat the whole thing. Yeah,

0:33:21.440 --> 0:33:22.360
<v Speaker 1>the start and the finish.

0:33:22.800 --> 0:33:24.880
<v Speaker 2>I think we did I make this up? Or did

0:33:24.880 --> 0:33:26.280
<v Speaker 2>we agree that we were going to do pig week

0:33:26.280 --> 0:33:28.880
<v Speaker 2>for Jenner's birthday because they are quite close together. It's

0:33:28.920 --> 0:33:31.200
<v Speaker 2>late May and early Jesus in June.

0:33:31.520 --> 0:33:32.760
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think that's good.

0:33:32.840 --> 0:33:33.760
<v Speaker 1>Then it's a celebration.

0:33:33.960 --> 0:33:37.800
<v Speaker 2>And then the misophobes of the world can't get angry

0:33:37.840 --> 0:33:39.320
<v Speaker 2>because we're just celebrating Jenner's birthday.

0:33:39.480 --> 0:33:40.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I mean we're not misophobic.

0:33:42.960 --> 0:33:45.960
<v Speaker 2>You know, we can easily avoid not eating directly into

0:33:46.000 --> 0:33:46.280
<v Speaker 2>the mic.

0:33:46.960 --> 0:33:50.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I think it ruins the fun. And then

0:33:50.600 --> 0:33:53.480
<v Speaker 1>what do we do? We just don't do it.

0:33:53.680 --> 0:33:55.800
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's what I was asking today. I haven't made

0:33:55.840 --> 0:33:59.920
<v Speaker 2>a call no eating. You're in Sorry, but no, it's

0:34:00.280 --> 0:34:04.200
<v Speaker 2>no his tradition. You're right, correct, I mean, God, the

0:34:04.240 --> 0:34:08.560
<v Speaker 2>fucking church get to do all that hot Dog whatever

0:34:08.560 --> 0:34:09.560
<v Speaker 2>the fuck is probably listening.

0:34:09.640 --> 0:34:10.279
<v Speaker 1>Who's hot dog?

0:34:10.400 --> 0:34:12.320
<v Speaker 2>The one that keiths, the one that complained about it

0:34:12.360 --> 0:34:13.520
<v Speaker 2>susing the Lord's name in vain?

0:34:13.560 --> 0:34:13.879
<v Speaker 1>All right?

0:34:13.920 --> 0:34:17.879
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, you looked at me, said, oh god, yeah I did,

0:34:17.880 --> 0:34:20.319
<v Speaker 2>actually right, So we're taking on board feedback no more

0:34:20.600 --> 0:34:24.560
<v Speaker 2>Lord's name in vain, no more slurping, no more chewing Jesus.

0:34:24.360 --> 0:34:27.160
<v Speaker 1>Christ, Maddie McCann. There you go, Kah, I'll do it all.

0:34:27.480 --> 0:34:32.160
<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, sure to prove a point that we are

0:34:32.200 --> 0:34:35.240
<v Speaker 1>a podcast for the people, but not by the people.

0:34:35.239 --> 0:34:37.799
<v Speaker 1>We're not Tony and Ryan. For God's sake, What did

0:34:37.880 --> 0:34:40.160
<v Speaker 1>Tony and Ryan have to do? All their contents were

0:34:40.200 --> 0:34:42.160
<v Speaker 1>there in a show from a trash compactor because you

0:34:42.200 --> 0:34:43.920
<v Speaker 1>wanted us too, and I don't have the time for that.

0:34:44.239 --> 0:34:45.120
<v Speaker 1>We'll do what we want.

0:34:45.280 --> 0:34:48.359
<v Speaker 4>I did a show from coffin because we made you do.

0:34:48.320 --> 0:34:49.000
<v Speaker 1>What we wanted.

0:34:49.719 --> 0:34:52.440
<v Speaker 2>I would do what you guys wanted as well. Do

0:34:52.520 --> 0:34:53.319
<v Speaker 2>you want me to do a show?

0:34:53.400 --> 0:34:58.080
<v Speaker 1>We just harmed into a cockering for ten minutes. It

0:34:58.120 --> 0:35:00.920
<v Speaker 1>was a jewet, it was it was like every good

0:35:00.960 --> 0:35:03.120
<v Speaker 1>sex action be do it to dance.

0:35:03.200 --> 0:35:08.960
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I'm just updating the tally for someone I don't me.

0:35:09.080 --> 0:35:10.080
<v Speaker 2>You're up to twelve bucks.

0:35:10.280 --> 0:35:13.640
<v Speaker 1>It's all right, it will come out of anyway.

0:35:13.640 --> 0:35:14.880
<v Speaker 2>Where do we said all we're going to put it

0:35:14.920 --> 0:35:17.480
<v Speaker 2>to the idiots? Are we doing pig week or skipping

0:35:17.480 --> 0:35:21.160
<v Speaker 2>it with the misceophonias in mind? I don't know how

0:35:21.160 --> 0:35:22.640
<v Speaker 2>to say that in context? Misophobes?

0:35:23.040 --> 0:35:23.640
<v Speaker 1>Misophobes?

0:35:23.680 --> 0:35:27.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sure, do you know what I am? I don't

0:35:27.360 --> 0:35:31.640
<v Speaker 2>have misophobia. I reckon, I've got a bit of fucking textaphobia.

0:35:31.719 --> 0:35:32.240
<v Speaker 1>What's that?

0:35:32.719 --> 0:35:35.560
<v Speaker 2>Just like you get really irrationally fucked off by certain

0:35:36.040 --> 0:35:37.720
<v Speaker 2>textures and clothing and.

0:35:37.680 --> 0:35:38.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I get that.

0:35:38.600 --> 0:35:39.560
<v Speaker 2>Is that material?

0:35:40.280 --> 0:35:42.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Definitely? Well what what kind?

0:35:42.800 --> 0:35:46.520
<v Speaker 2>Like? Do you remember those hideous sports shorts that they'd

0:35:46.520 --> 0:35:48.960
<v Speaker 2>make you wear for the sport uniform and they'd give

0:35:49.000 --> 0:35:51.560
<v Speaker 2>you like chafing in the legs, and they often nets

0:35:51.800 --> 0:35:58.719
<v Speaker 2>in them. Sean wears them to bed board shorts. That's

0:35:58.760 --> 0:36:01.680
<v Speaker 2>not well, naturally, one thing leads to the other. I'm

0:36:01.680 --> 0:36:07.400
<v Speaker 2>trying to rip them off and then I'm like it polyester.

0:36:07.880 --> 0:36:08.839
<v Speaker 1>Maybe they.

0:36:10.440 --> 0:36:13.520
<v Speaker 4>Have to be left of rash shirt not to see.

0:36:13.280 --> 0:36:17.320
<v Speaker 2>That's quite a nice material actually. I also just can't

0:36:17.360 --> 0:36:21.400
<v Speaker 2>stand Maybe it's all linked back to school. I can't

0:36:21.440 --> 0:36:24.160
<v Speaker 2>stand just like a dress shirt again, I don't know

0:36:24.160 --> 0:36:26.080
<v Speaker 2>what material that is? Is it just me on the flight?

0:36:26.120 --> 0:36:27.360
<v Speaker 2>Does that fuck you off? And you can't think of

0:36:27.360 --> 0:36:30.879
<v Speaker 2>the name of the material, Like a classic cotton business shirt? Yeah,

0:36:31.000 --> 0:36:33.359
<v Speaker 2>like a sir, you bet all wedding? I hate them

0:36:33.440 --> 0:36:37.000
<v Speaker 2>really yeah, there's no give. I feel like they restrict

0:36:37.000 --> 0:36:39.000
<v Speaker 2>my shoulders and I end up feeling all costa pho.

0:36:39.920 --> 0:36:41.640
<v Speaker 2>You can't stretch breathing.

0:36:41.800 --> 0:36:46.920
<v Speaker 1>I hate paddle pop. Paddle pop would oh, oh my god.

0:36:46.960 --> 0:36:48.360
<v Speaker 1>I can feel it every.

0:36:48.200 --> 0:36:50.520
<v Speaker 2>Time I go to Subway and get a salad. I

0:36:50.520 --> 0:36:54.000
<v Speaker 2>forget that it's a fucking wooden fork.

0:36:55.000 --> 0:36:57.960
<v Speaker 1>We're all TEXTI fo all right, so maybe I do

0:36:58.040 --> 0:37:03.800
<v Speaker 1>have some compassion for the miphobes. Yeah, well, listen, would

0:37:03.800 --> 0:37:05.839
<v Speaker 1>you like a second episode where we do the full

0:37:05.880 --> 0:37:08.319
<v Speaker 1>show but the can't? Can't you get AI to just

0:37:08.360 --> 0:37:09.120
<v Speaker 1>remove the choose?

0:37:10.480 --> 0:37:12.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I don't really trust that, though I'd have to.

0:37:12.920 --> 0:37:15.479
<v Speaker 2>I'd have to make sure. Fuck or what if every

0:37:15.480 --> 0:37:17.200
<v Speaker 2>time we chew we just play this instead?

0:37:19.600 --> 0:37:25.680
<v Speaker 1>Good idea, replace it with something. But mister phobes love Yeah.

0:37:24.480 --> 0:37:26.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh this is sound effect on here that I really

0:37:26.080 --> 0:37:28.320
<v Speaker 2>want to play. But it's realized it would have perhaps

0:37:28.360 --> 0:37:29.440
<v Speaker 2>triggered the misophobes.

0:37:29.800 --> 0:37:32.640
<v Speaker 1>It was fine for one, it's off a trigger warning.

0:37:32.680 --> 0:37:33.759
<v Speaker 2>It's only one second long.

0:37:36.239 --> 0:37:39.640
<v Speaker 1>No, that's not you're distressed burp. That really upset me.

0:37:39.640 --> 0:37:45.279
<v Speaker 1>That burke That was from will Att Berger Will Bland. Yes,

0:37:46.160 --> 0:37:48.680
<v Speaker 1>all right, well let's go to the people, mister Tony

0:37:48.680 --> 0:37:50.879
<v Speaker 1>and Ryan Arra, We're gonna ask you what you want

0:37:51.280 --> 0:37:51.719
<v Speaker 1>to do that.

0:37:51.760 --> 0:37:53.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't understand the link at all.

0:37:53.719 --> 0:37:55.640
<v Speaker 1>What do you want from us?

0:37:55.480 --> 0:37:57.600
<v Speaker 2>It's Tony and Ryan. They said, keep my name out

0:37:57.640 --> 0:37:58.600
<v Speaker 2>of your fucking message.

0:37:58.680 --> 0:38:01.160
<v Speaker 1>You just do a live tweet. Isn't it fun?

0:38:01.239 --> 0:38:01.520
<v Speaker 2>Wow?

0:38:02.440 --> 0:38:06.560
<v Speaker 1>I told you it's fun. There needs to be tacked

0:38:06.600 --> 0:38:06.839
<v Speaker 1>to it.

0:38:07.800 --> 0:38:08.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh since when?

0:38:09.239 --> 0:38:13.080
<v Speaker 1>Since that's never been mitchual. My sound effects have an

0:38:13.239 --> 0:38:14.760
<v Speaker 1>art form to them that you've.

0:38:14.640 --> 0:38:18.440
<v Speaker 2>Never appreciated Anyway. Pig Week TBC.

0:38:19.760 --> 0:38:21.279
<v Speaker 1>Why don't we do pigle at week? Why don't you

0:38:21.280 --> 0:38:23.600
<v Speaker 1>just do one treat? Why don't we just have one

0:38:23.600 --> 0:38:25.799
<v Speaker 1>little treat each? Rather than ten different items? We used

0:38:25.800 --> 0:38:26.399
<v Speaker 1>to bring three each.

0:38:26.719 --> 0:38:28.359
<v Speaker 2>I feel like it was last year. We just would

0:38:28.400 --> 0:38:30.720
<v Speaker 2>bring a plate and Jenni bought fucking grapes.

0:38:31.040 --> 0:38:32.880
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but they were cotton candy flavored.

0:38:32.920 --> 0:38:33.680
<v Speaker 1>What a cop out?

0:38:34.640 --> 0:38:36.000
<v Speaker 2>They were sent to the like, I don't think you

0:38:36.080 --> 0:38:39.280
<v Speaker 2>understand the concept of pigging. She was clearly not porky

0:38:39.320 --> 0:38:41.680
<v Speaker 2>as a kid like I was. It's one thing I

0:38:41.680 --> 0:38:43.080
<v Speaker 2>know how to do, it's fucking pig out.

0:38:43.080 --> 0:38:45.440
<v Speaker 1>I was actually so tiny as a kid. I look

0:38:45.480 --> 0:38:47.279
<v Speaker 1>back at photos, I'm like, fuck, good on him, and

0:38:47.280 --> 0:38:50.839
<v Speaker 1>then you twenty three. I really chocked it on and

0:38:50.880 --> 0:38:55.520
<v Speaker 1>I felt great, all right, we're going to go to

0:38:55.520 --> 0:38:57.080
<v Speaker 1>the people. Sure, yea.

0:38:57.400 --> 0:39:00.759
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, thanks for listening. Idiots, is that it's a weird today.

0:39:00.880 --> 0:39:04.360
<v Speaker 1>Imagine if this was our exit music every week. Imagine

0:39:04.400 --> 0:39:05.839
<v Speaker 1>if we were like one of those Oh we've done

0:39:05.840 --> 0:39:09.640
<v Speaker 1>this segment before Bro's podcast. Yeah, you went on one

0:39:09.680 --> 0:39:12.879
<v Speaker 1>of those shows. I was very shocked. Mitchell, Well, that's

0:39:12.920 --> 0:39:15.480
<v Speaker 1>not a bro podcast. He and Paul and Avnetia is

0:39:15.480 --> 0:39:17.200
<v Speaker 1>a very brally.

0:39:17.160 --> 0:39:20.680
<v Speaker 2>King Yeah, already canceled. Well the name is it, let

0:39:20.719 --> 0:39:22.960
<v Speaker 2>me plug it properly. Already canceled. If you want to

0:39:22.960 --> 0:39:24.280
<v Speaker 2>go listen to my guest episode.

0:39:24.320 --> 0:39:25.960
<v Speaker 1>Idiot, is that because you've been on it and it

0:39:26.000 --> 0:39:27.360
<v Speaker 1>was so shocking that it was canceled.

0:39:27.840 --> 0:39:29.600
<v Speaker 2>No, the whole show is called already here.

0:39:29.719 --> 0:39:32.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh I thought you said it has already been canceled.

0:39:32.280 --> 0:39:33.080
<v Speaker 2>No, I already came.

0:39:33.120 --> 0:39:35.879
<v Speaker 1>Oh I was confused. Sorry, good on them, but.

0:39:35.800 --> 0:39:37.960
<v Speaker 2>They're not a bro podcast. They're not like the ones

0:39:38.000 --> 0:39:40.000
<v Speaker 2>that we were doing an impression of. Nah, it's say

0:39:40.080 --> 0:39:40.680
<v Speaker 2>stupid shit.

0:39:40.840 --> 0:39:41.960
<v Speaker 1>No, they're lovely. We've worked with them.

0:39:41.960 --> 0:39:42.040
<v Speaker 2>More.

0:39:42.040 --> 0:39:42.759
<v Speaker 1>They're all nice people.

0:39:42.840 --> 0:39:43.920
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they're lovely.

0:39:45.480 --> 0:39:48.239
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, we should go now, did you tell them about

0:39:48.239 --> 0:39:49.080
<v Speaker 1>the podcast curse?

0:39:49.840 --> 0:39:53.960
<v Speaker 2>Well, don't forget. The podcast curse only applies if we

0:39:54.040 --> 0:39:56.320
<v Speaker 2>go on their episode and they come in ours like

0:39:56.360 --> 0:39:58.760
<v Speaker 2>a crossover, like a part one Part two collab?

0:39:58.960 --> 0:39:59.239
<v Speaker 4>Is it?

0:39:59.520 --> 0:40:01.600
<v Speaker 2>The only one I have murdered? Have been the crossovers?

0:40:01.800 --> 0:40:05.200
<v Speaker 2>You're right, Tony Lodge's one woman show. Yes, we did

0:40:05.239 --> 0:40:07.440
<v Speaker 2>a crossover project, you the one where we did Katie

0:40:07.440 --> 0:40:11.520
<v Speaker 2>Perry or a fairy out they're gone, right, Hey, No

0:40:11.719 --> 0:40:13.080
<v Speaker 2>we haven't. I don't think we fund.

0:40:13.280 --> 0:40:15.239
<v Speaker 1>I went on trash Ally you remember I filled in

0:40:15.400 --> 0:40:18.880
<v Speaker 1>and then Radio Radios episode ever when I was on,

0:40:18.960 --> 0:40:20.960
<v Speaker 1>and then he came here, and then that show was

0:40:21.000 --> 0:40:22.120
<v Speaker 1>canceled by Spotify.

0:40:22.200 --> 0:40:25.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're right. Who else have we killed? There's been

0:40:25.040 --> 0:40:25.319
<v Speaker 2>a few.

0:40:25.520 --> 0:40:28.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh dear, Oh dear, we killed? Oh dear.

0:40:28.400 --> 0:40:31.640
<v Speaker 2>I haven't heard any news about Gina Leanno's podcast for

0:40:31.640 --> 0:40:32.240
<v Speaker 2>another season.

0:40:33.120 --> 0:40:35.360
<v Speaker 1>Over with that, I'll just wait for for Darn to create.

0:40:35.960 --> 0:40:37.840
<v Speaker 2>You know, But she'd have to invite us on in

0:40:37.920 --> 0:40:38.839
<v Speaker 2>order for the curse to work.

0:40:38.920 --> 0:40:41.200
<v Speaker 1>She would not, Why wouldn't. It depends on how it

0:40:41.239 --> 0:40:42.120
<v Speaker 1>goes with her next week.

0:40:42.160 --> 0:40:45.640
<v Speaker 2>But okay, all right, we're going on what sure?

0:40:45.800 --> 0:40:48.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, thanks for listening and he gets hope this podcast

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<v Speaker 1>helps you.

0:40:49.000 --> 0:40:53.240
<v Speaker 2>We'll catch you back on Monday. Yeah, brand new episode.

0:40:53.280 --> 0:40:54.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'll see you so soon.

0:40:54.640 --> 0:40:56.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, thanks for listening, and make sure you let us

0:40:56.840 --> 0:40:58.520
<v Speaker 2>know your thoughts on pig week coming forward.

0:40:58.640 --> 0:40:59.880
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, see you guys.

0:41:00.000 --> 0:41:04.560
<v Speaker 2>Bye bye, Oh god, is it just me a podcast

0:41:04.640 --> 0:41:06.000
<v Speaker 2>by a couple ofmaches.

0:41:06.280 --> 0:41:09.440
<v Speaker 1>Make sure you've hit on your podcast?

0:41:20.480 --> 0:41:22.280
<v Speaker 2>Were welcome to a to D brief our secret segment

0:41:22.280 --> 0:41:24.160
<v Speaker 2>on the end. We pretend to shows, but then we

0:41:24.200 --> 0:41:26.200
<v Speaker 2>could go rogue a bit, talk absolute nonsense.

0:41:26.280 --> 0:41:28.120
<v Speaker 1>Why don't we invite our enemies on the show.

0:41:29.000 --> 0:41:31.040
<v Speaker 2>That's a good one, because I don't think they'd probably

0:41:31.280 --> 0:41:34.279
<v Speaker 2>reciprocate the invite, like they wouldn't want to come on

0:41:34.320 --> 0:41:35.640
<v Speaker 2>the show if we're enemies with them.

0:41:35.680 --> 0:41:37.480
<v Speaker 1>Right, do you have any current enemies? No?

0:41:39.239 --> 0:41:41.760
<v Speaker 2>I feel like we're forgetting one. We've killed a few podcasts.

0:41:41.880 --> 0:41:43.560
<v Speaker 4>What about Oscars podcast.

0:41:44.920 --> 0:41:49.399
<v Speaker 2>Game show, Kill Party Games one Trick Tony Oh dear

0:41:50.160 --> 0:41:51.560
<v Speaker 2>and Judge Gina.

0:41:51.480 --> 0:41:53.720
<v Speaker 1>Correct, So I'm still counting, all right, Hayes podcast.

0:41:54.920 --> 0:41:57.239
<v Speaker 2>Maybe it was like a flow on effect because we

0:41:57.320 --> 0:41:59.600
<v Speaker 2>didn't do like a crossover with trash Alley. It was

0:41:59.680 --> 0:42:00.840
<v Speaker 2>all three ever, I'm both.

0:42:00.719 --> 0:42:02.880
<v Speaker 1>And then didn't we have tearm on as well? And

0:42:02.880 --> 0:42:04.319
<v Speaker 1>that did that cancel anything he did?

0:42:04.760 --> 0:42:06.200
<v Speaker 2>I think the show had already ended by the time

0:42:06.239 --> 0:42:06.640
<v Speaker 2>he came on.

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<v Speaker 1>Got it? You're right, God, I wanted birthday. I want

0:42:10.160 --> 0:42:10.600
<v Speaker 1>an enemy?

0:42:11.280 --> 0:42:12.080
<v Speaker 2>Why do you want an enemy?

0:42:13.000 --> 0:42:13.400
<v Speaker 4>Why?

0:42:13.640 --> 0:42:16.080
<v Speaker 2>I could hand on heart promise you that you've probably

0:42:16.120 --> 0:42:17.640
<v Speaker 2>got several you're not aware of. Do you think, Oh,

0:42:17.719 --> 0:42:18.880
<v Speaker 2>there's heaps of people that hate you?

0:42:18.960 --> 0:42:21.000
<v Speaker 1>Do you mean hand on heart? Do you think people

0:42:21.040 --> 0:42:21.640
<v Speaker 1>actually hate me?

0:42:22.000 --> 0:42:23.279
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely? How could they not?

0:42:24.200 --> 0:42:25.160
<v Speaker 4>Do you agree with him?

0:42:25.560 --> 0:42:28.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh, you're upsetting the quick pobes. You just drunk into

0:42:28.680 --> 0:42:29.000
<v Speaker 1>the mic.

0:42:29.600 --> 0:42:30.439
<v Speaker 2>I drunk off Mite.

0:42:30.880 --> 0:42:33.239
<v Speaker 1>Who would hate me? I don't know. I know there's

0:42:33.280 --> 0:42:37.200
<v Speaker 1>idiot people with these idiots hate me because in the

0:42:37.239 --> 0:42:40.880
<v Speaker 1>group they'd be like, love this episode. Mitchell Coombs is great. Jennet.

0:42:40.960 --> 0:42:43.799
<v Speaker 1>You remind me of my auntie. I love you, and

0:42:43.840 --> 0:42:45.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm here.

0:42:46.160 --> 0:42:48.560
<v Speaker 2>I feel like you have a negative bias. You pay

0:42:48.600 --> 0:42:51.280
<v Speaker 2>attention to those Yeah, and ignore all the compliments.

0:42:51.320 --> 0:42:53.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've got Google It's on just for the hate.

0:42:53.480 --> 0:42:55.680
<v Speaker 2>If you go to in Duane Idiots our Facebook grid.

0:42:56.120 --> 0:42:58.360
<v Speaker 2>Right at the very top, it's still pinned you thanking

0:42:58.360 --> 0:43:01.799
<v Speaker 2>everyone for their outpouring of love in your breakup. It's pinned. Yeah,

0:43:01.920 --> 0:43:04.640
<v Speaker 2>can you unpin it? It's been a year not yet.

0:43:04.680 --> 0:43:08.600
<v Speaker 2>That was on June twenty five. What oh that be announcement?

0:43:09.000 --> 0:43:11.399
<v Speaker 1>My god, I've been telling everyone my breakup was one year.

0:43:11.880 --> 0:43:15.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, day it was, but you didn't know on the podcast.

0:43:14.800 --> 0:43:18.279
<v Speaker 1>It Yeah, but remember we had the month of deliberation. Yeah,

0:43:18.320 --> 0:43:20.160
<v Speaker 1>it's like the prices, right, I go back to the

0:43:20.160 --> 0:43:21.799
<v Speaker 1>banker and work out what I wanted to do after

0:43:21.800 --> 0:43:25.200
<v Speaker 1>I heard the news on anzact day. Yeah, that's like

0:43:25.239 --> 0:43:26.719
<v Speaker 1>the day they discovered and then I'm going to have

0:43:26.719 --> 0:43:28.359
<v Speaker 1>to edit this out. You go to and it doesn't

0:43:28.360 --> 0:43:31.080
<v Speaker 1>bother me, so might in during Idiots, I'm going to

0:43:31.120 --> 0:43:32.800
<v Speaker 1>read some of the top posts through rapid fire in

0:43:32.840 --> 0:43:34.719
<v Speaker 1>June Idiots because sometimes you can get to answer and

0:43:34.719 --> 0:43:37.800
<v Speaker 1>when I say sweet, I mean meat. Yeah. Does Mitchell Combs?

0:43:37.840 --> 0:43:40.200
<v Speaker 1>This is from an anonymous member. Does Mitchell Coombs still

0:43:40.239 --> 0:43:46.319
<v Speaker 1>have his wog? Sorry? What his dog walgging gig? After

0:43:46.360 --> 0:43:48.440
<v Speaker 1>what happened he didn't get the job or blocked for

0:43:48.480 --> 0:43:51.879
<v Speaker 1>the job with Ladybug, what is that? Fucking what don't

0:43:51.920 --> 0:43:52.400
<v Speaker 1>you remember?

0:43:52.520 --> 0:43:57.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? The dog when I signed up to it was

0:43:57.360 --> 0:43:59.560
<v Speaker 2>actually on peak week. We had this discussion last having

0:43:59.560 --> 0:44:02.440
<v Speaker 2>a real deja when I signed up to Poor Shak

0:44:02.719 --> 0:44:04.759
<v Speaker 2>to become a dog walker because I was in my

0:44:04.880 --> 0:44:07.440
<v Speaker 2>walking era, as I called it, Careen, you fucking swooped

0:44:07.480 --> 0:44:10.480
<v Speaker 2>in with your hot balls shit and ruined my walking era.

0:44:11.040 --> 0:44:12.319
<v Speaker 2>Next thing you know, you're going to get a bike

0:44:12.360 --> 0:44:16.839
<v Speaker 2>gar bet and you're so jealous. I haven't been able

0:44:16.840 --> 0:44:18.520
<v Speaker 2>to ride because it's pissing down rain and city at

0:44:18.560 --> 0:44:21.719
<v Speaker 2>the moment I signed up for.

0:44:23.239 --> 0:44:24.520
<v Speaker 1>Is he really weather focused? Is he?

0:44:25.800 --> 0:44:28.960
<v Speaker 2>I signed up to a dog walking app. It's kind

0:44:29.000 --> 0:44:30.600
<v Speaker 2>of like I don't know air tasker, but just for

0:44:30.680 --> 0:44:34.520
<v Speaker 2>dog walkers. Yeah, And I got one inquiry. I went

0:44:34.560 --> 0:44:36.600
<v Speaker 2>to the meat and greet like au Dishes, I remember

0:44:36.680 --> 0:44:40.120
<v Speaker 2>to be the dog walker and Ladybug was fucked Honestly,

0:44:40.200 --> 0:44:41.880
<v Speaker 2>I said it at the time and I stand by it.

0:44:41.880 --> 0:44:44.520
<v Speaker 2>Our streets aren't safe with mongolers like fucking Ladybug.

0:44:44.520 --> 0:44:47.399
<v Speaker 1>App about I'm with you, he attacked me. Well, that's

0:44:47.400 --> 0:44:50.160
<v Speaker 1>answer your question. And anonymous another Anonymous Mitchell kumbs what

0:44:50.200 --> 0:44:52.200
<v Speaker 1>happened to Peter Rabbit. Does it have any updates or

0:44:52.239 --> 0:44:53.160
<v Speaker 1>is he actually deceased?

0:44:53.239 --> 0:44:55.080
<v Speaker 2>Why were they expecting updates? I thought I made it

0:44:55.080 --> 0:44:59.600
<v Speaker 2>pretty clear that Peter Rabbit passed away, Peter perished.

0:44:59.280 --> 0:45:04.360
<v Speaker 1>Some Peter Perrish picked a peck free Danny says, legit,

0:45:04.400 --> 0:45:06.359
<v Speaker 1>my dream job is a brothe or receptionist. I reckon

0:45:06.400 --> 0:45:08.319
<v Speaker 1>it'd be fascinating and I feel like I could stand

0:45:08.400 --> 0:45:09.800
<v Speaker 1>up to see to the CD fuckers.

0:45:09.880 --> 0:45:13.040
<v Speaker 2>I agree, Yeah, Michelle Laurie needs to be a brothel

0:45:13.080 --> 0:45:14.920
<v Speaker 2>reception it's the story she tells about that.

0:45:15.040 --> 0:45:17.279
<v Speaker 1>Really Yeah, well that's really cool.

0:45:17.400 --> 0:45:17.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:45:18.920 --> 0:45:21.759
<v Speaker 1>Callum asks thoughts on thot Wiggans, which is good because

0:45:21.800 --> 0:45:24.279
<v Speaker 1>Dot Wiggans last week was very fotty because she was

0:45:24.280 --> 0:45:24.799
<v Speaker 1>horned ark.

0:45:24.760 --> 0:45:27.040
<v Speaker 4>Correct, I like thought Wiggins.

0:45:27.200 --> 0:45:29.560
<v Speaker 1>Barley traveled tip for comb, says Christy Langley.

0:45:29.640 --> 0:45:31.479
<v Speaker 2>I did screenshot that and sent it to my mates

0:45:31.520 --> 0:45:33.520
<v Speaker 2>that are going say yeah, yeap all over it, Okay,

0:45:34.040 --> 0:45:34.600
<v Speaker 2>anything else?

0:45:34.640 --> 0:45:37.719
<v Speaker 1>This is a will at cream recipe for me. Did

0:45:37.760 --> 0:45:40.440
<v Speaker 1>black Wood end up adding Mitch Jury's inspired menu item

0:45:40.800 --> 0:45:42.799
<v Speaker 1>They did for the month of March, and that's coming

0:45:42.800 --> 0:45:43.400
<v Speaker 1>back for winter.

0:45:43.600 --> 0:45:45.040
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was a bit fucked up. They didn't

0:45:45.040 --> 0:45:46.560
<v Speaker 2>bring one in for Generator taste tests.

0:45:46.640 --> 0:45:47.960
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't to.

0:45:47.880 --> 0:45:48.480
<v Speaker 2>Promote your own.

0:45:48.600 --> 0:45:50.279
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, I should have. I should have. It also felt

0:45:50.320 --> 0:45:52.600
<v Speaker 1>weird because our podcast is international and it's only available

0:45:52.640 --> 0:45:54.560
<v Speaker 1>in two cafes on the East Coast of Australia.

0:45:54.640 --> 0:45:58.200
<v Speaker 2>But still, I'm sure the internationals and everyone else would

0:45:58.200 --> 0:46:00.480
<v Speaker 2>be desperate to know my thoughts on your sandwhich what

0:46:00.520 --> 0:46:02.680
<v Speaker 2>if I think it's revolting? If they're fucking rocket on it?

0:46:02.719 --> 0:46:04.880
<v Speaker 4>What about the missophone.

0:46:05.560 --> 0:46:08.040
<v Speaker 1>We cut all of a sudden. These misophones are our

0:46:08.040 --> 0:46:10.560
<v Speaker 1>content director. We don't ever listen to ihar when they've

0:46:10.560 --> 0:46:12.520
<v Speaker 1>got criticism for us, which Mike you lately has been

0:46:12.520 --> 0:46:13.600
<v Speaker 1>coming in if.

0:46:13.560 --> 0:46:15.440
<v Speaker 2>They haven't had any criticism about the show, act no,

0:46:15.560 --> 0:46:17.960
<v Speaker 2>not us. We got in trouble because they were like, no,

0:46:19.000 --> 0:46:20.799
<v Speaker 2>there's a limit on the studio space. If it's the

0:46:20.800 --> 0:46:22.920
<v Speaker 2>one hour podcast, how long does it take? And I'm like,

0:46:22.960 --> 0:46:25.319
<v Speaker 2>well at least an hour. Famously, they were basically being like,

0:46:25.320 --> 0:46:27.560
<v Speaker 2>you're being greedy with your time and I'm like, I't okay.

0:46:27.719 --> 0:46:30.760
<v Speaker 2>Essentially to magically make time go slower, mitchar.

0:46:30.520 --> 0:46:33.920
<v Speaker 1>And Mitch, can you please fly to doctor Hoovil and

0:46:34.000 --> 0:46:38.320
<v Speaker 1>get aholl crucks and speed up time using the clock.

0:46:38.800 --> 0:46:40.480
<v Speaker 2>They said we were using it for too long. I'm like,

0:46:40.960 --> 0:46:41.799
<v Speaker 2>text how long it takes?

0:46:41.800 --> 0:46:44.600
<v Speaker 4>And they said, Jenna, it's your responsibility to get them out, And.

0:46:44.520 --> 0:46:47.799
<v Speaker 2>I said, what since when Jenna's had no responsibility? It's

0:46:48.000 --> 0:46:51.080
<v Speaker 2>made IM sending the fucking price. It's not one person

0:46:51.120 --> 0:46:51.880
<v Speaker 2>owns the type page.

0:46:52.239 --> 0:46:53.280
<v Speaker 1>What's going on with the toast?

0:46:53.280 --> 0:46:54.560
<v Speaker 4>I'm trying to find the satchel.

0:46:54.800 --> 0:46:56.480
<v Speaker 1>You just got to Where are you looking.

0:46:56.880 --> 0:46:58.800
<v Speaker 4>In the stationary cupboards?

0:46:58.840 --> 0:46:59.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:46:59.040 --> 0:46:59.560
<v Speaker 1>It's not good.

0:46:59.719 --> 0:47:00.759
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so they're not there.

0:47:00.920 --> 0:47:03.799
<v Speaker 4>Now what now I have to go to reception and

0:47:03.840 --> 0:47:04.800
<v Speaker 4>maybe even to it.

0:47:04.880 --> 0:47:06.080
<v Speaker 2>And it's taken you seven days?

0:47:06.120 --> 0:47:09.280
<v Speaker 1>Did you say that like Jesus going across the desert.

0:47:09.560 --> 0:47:11.200
<v Speaker 2>It's the problem.

0:47:11.239 --> 0:47:15.200
<v Speaker 3>So right, it's actually seventeen stories down in the lift. Yeah,

0:47:15.520 --> 0:47:17.080
<v Speaker 3>it's a it's an effort.

0:47:16.760 --> 0:47:18.640
<v Speaker 1>Every time that lift goes down. It's how it sounds.

0:47:18.680 --> 0:47:20.240
<v Speaker 1>You go to that lift and I go pus cokeland,

0:47:20.360 --> 0:47:21.239
<v Speaker 1>it goes bing.

0:47:24.880 --> 0:47:27.239
<v Speaker 2>It's one of those ones that like because it pop

0:47:27.320 --> 0:47:27.800
<v Speaker 2>three e is.

0:47:28.040 --> 0:47:31.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're really high up up here. Oh it's beautiful though,

0:47:31.160 --> 0:47:33.000
<v Speaker 1>because Sydney has had a lot of rain and storm recently,

0:47:33.040 --> 0:47:35.080
<v Speaker 1>which I've loved. I love this weather, and in my

0:47:35.160 --> 0:47:37.239
<v Speaker 1>studio I can see it coming. Then it hits, then

0:47:37.280 --> 0:47:38.400
<v Speaker 1>it goes through us. It's like we're in the.

0:47:38.400 --> 0:47:40.080
<v Speaker 2>Clas Wait, how the fuck are you coping with your

0:47:40.080 --> 0:47:40.560
<v Speaker 2>hot girl?

0:47:40.640 --> 0:47:44.120
<v Speaker 1>Bullshit? It walks one this week.

0:47:44.520 --> 0:47:46.440
<v Speaker 2>Ah. I was going to say, actually, but.

0:47:46.400 --> 0:47:48.200
<v Speaker 1>It's not all murders.

0:47:48.280 --> 0:47:48.880
<v Speaker 2>That's awful.

0:47:49.520 --> 0:47:51.719
<v Speaker 1>I mean I don't think you can put on forty

0:47:52.160 --> 0:47:52.439
<v Speaker 1>a week.

0:47:52.480 --> 0:47:55.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I could easily. You have no When I tell

0:47:55.080 --> 0:47:56.440
<v Speaker 2>you that there's one thing I know how to do,

0:47:56.480 --> 0:47:57.719
<v Speaker 2>it's pig out. I mean it.

0:47:57.719 --> 0:47:59.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm the same that we have that in common.

0:47:59.280 --> 0:48:00.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I get so easily do that.

0:48:00.719 --> 0:48:02.160
<v Speaker 1>You know what I could eat every day of the

0:48:02.160 --> 0:48:04.759
<v Speaker 1>week Double cheese burger, six nuggets and chips and coke

0:48:04.840 --> 0:48:06.879
<v Speaker 1>zero live off peanut butter and taste for the rest

0:48:06.880 --> 0:48:08.800
<v Speaker 1>of my life. Pappy, it's not sweet.

0:48:08.840 --> 0:48:10.000
<v Speaker 2>No, now, I'm really craving it.

0:48:10.080 --> 0:48:12.960
<v Speaker 4>Oh, I could just eat cookies like limited.

0:48:13.040 --> 0:48:15.120
<v Speaker 2>You know what, I just thought of a fucking solution.

0:48:15.600 --> 0:48:17.879
<v Speaker 2>Because they keep getting up as for taking too long

0:48:17.920 --> 0:48:19.720
<v Speaker 2>to record a one hour podcast.

0:48:19.280 --> 0:48:21.000
<v Speaker 1>We quit and take the podcast to the competitor.

0:48:21.800 --> 0:48:24.960
<v Speaker 2>We speak in one point five feet and then I

0:48:25.120 --> 0:48:26.560
<v Speaker 2>slow it down. Later in the edit.

0:48:27.360 --> 0:48:29.960
<v Speaker 1>That's where we got you.

0:48:30.080 --> 0:48:32.400
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, we had this podcasts a better day, that's all.

0:48:32.440 --> 0:48:32.839
<v Speaker 2>So we did.

0:48:35.920 --> 0:48:35.960
<v Speaker 3>It.

0:48:36.080 --> 0:48:42.759
<v Speaker 2>Sounds perfect, Oh, Dot Wiggins as yet, Thanks Dot. I'm

0:48:42.760 --> 0:48:45.680
<v Speaker 2>actually going to slow that down now in the edit

0:48:45.680 --> 0:48:51.239
<v Speaker 2>and see how it turns out. You don't even know it.

0:48:51.239 --> 0:48:53.360
<v Speaker 1>A two one zero five.

0:48:56.080 --> 0:48:58.480
<v Speaker 2>That's the whole reason we have the fucking jingle is

0:48:58.520 --> 0:49:03.200
<v Speaker 2>so that we know it off by heart. It's quite

0:49:03.200 --> 0:49:10.120
<v Speaker 2>clearly till ninezero or two to night.

0:49:10.239 --> 0:49:17.720
<v Speaker 1>All right, So you said you you were putting forward

0:49:17.719 --> 0:49:19.600
<v Speaker 1>that we record that in that speed?

0:49:19.719 --> 0:49:22.240
<v Speaker 2>When then you speak at that pace? Because we wouldn't

0:49:22.280 --> 0:49:24.719
<v Speaker 2>want to get in anyone's fucking way and hog the

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<v Speaker 2>studio we.

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<v Speaker 1>Have, we put our heart radio on them map exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what In all the brand checks we get,

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, hello Mitch and meet will you be the

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<v Speaker 1>face of this queer company? Like sure, yeah, because we

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<v Speaker 1>love to support quick voices. They got me tell you

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<v Speaker 1>Amanda Kella's double a chattery.

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<v Speaker 2>Then they walk in the room and say, that's enough

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<v Speaker 2>talking from you quick. We've been very generous. Then giving

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<v Speaker 2>you forty five minutes to record a one hour podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>No sure that ads that look we're in a grumpy mood.

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<v Speaker 4>We double a chattery are on our side.

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<v Speaker 2>Who the fuck is that?

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<v Speaker 3>Jenn oh whore's it? It's aka enemy.

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<v Speaker 1>Amanda Keller, Jenner's bosses.

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<v Speaker 2>Why does she keep coming up?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm saying because they're you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Not even saying their name, but we're still talking about

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<v Speaker 2>the bitch anyway. This is what I open. It sounds

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<v Speaker 2>right now just a couple of.

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<v Speaker 3>So.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the speed that we have to talk at color.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that feels like Christmas. I'm so excited for the

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<v Speaker 1>episode today.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I bet you are.

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<v Speaker 1>This is exactly how I mamagine you felt when we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't will it blend?

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's actually not that fast.

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<v Speaker 1>I can talk about that actually, because you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about. In fact, if you're just talking like

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<v Speaker 1>I talk about Jenny Frank Green, the Purple Bottle, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not a problem. You get you pep your Max bottles, plumage.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't reckon I could do that. So I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>gonna sound real dopey. You're going to be speaking so fast,

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<v Speaker 2>but then when I slow it down, I'm gonna sound

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<v Speaker 2>like miss.

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<v Speaker 1>Well.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been a while. Since we've done a good half speed,

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<v Speaker 2>have we slow ship down to make it sounds soon?

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<v Speaker 2>I agree, we've also to be just keeping her out

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<v Speaker 2>for a conversation that sounds cooked, perhaps this one, and

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<v Speaker 2>we'll slow it down again.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but also we also need to do a I've

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<v Speaker 1>lost it. What Jenny's junk got it?

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<v Speaker 2>Ah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's been a while my junk. If I get

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<v Speaker 1>on my gems, I could give.

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<v Speaker 2>You a job is cheering ready, Let's just for the

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<v Speaker 2>sake of the demonstration. Give it's one of your gems

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<v Speaker 2>in the junk, because I couldn't think of one that's

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<v Speaker 2>still not fast enough that's going to take it's too

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<v Speaker 2>long in the studio. That's better.

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<v Speaker 1>Now. The good news is you're all asking my cameo

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<v Speaker 1>appearance in a Juliette is happening.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I got my measurements done in between some songs

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<v Speaker 1>that we played on. I'm so used to saying that.

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<v Speaker 2>Grace came in with a fucking tape measure and goes, sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got to measure your bodice.

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<v Speaker 1>She did measure my bodis because they're sending it to

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<v Speaker 1>the costume. Mary speak faster because I'm getting a costume

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<v Speaker 1>mad for my Rolin Angeliotte musical insitting. But because what

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<v Speaker 1>the funny thing is, I've been top Casey Donovan is

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<v Speaker 1>not going to appear on that night.

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<v Speaker 2>Why because I just wanted to see her understudy. But

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<v Speaker 2>with them going to be the Casey, that's ship. I

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<v Speaker 2>really want to see her before. Who's Togo? That's annoying.

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<v Speaker 2>You're actually really good at that. I can't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>She was in the Greatest Showman.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, No, it's happening. You don't even have

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<v Speaker 2>a date yet, but we will post all the details

0:52:14.320 --> 0:52:16.920
<v Speaker 2>of when any Sydney idiots want to come along to

0:52:16.960 --> 0:52:18.840
<v Speaker 2>the theater with this. Get a bunch of Surgeon and

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<v Speaker 2>Sea cherry In and Juliet the musical correction.

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<v Speaker 1>Kill a Settle, I don't know, kill a Settle?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, can you stop with that now?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm getting her name is Killer Settle? A.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we hope this podcast made if a les better.

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<v Speaker 2>Say that I can't die so I can barely talk

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<v Speaker 2>at an all pace.

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<v Speaker 1>We do, hang on.

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<v Speaker 2>We hope this podcast made you at least two percent

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<v Speaker 2>better day.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all.

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<v Speaker 2>So thanks for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Idiot, Yeah, thank you? And can I say one thing.

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<v Speaker 2>No, don't. I've beeped that out because he chewed into

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<v Speaker 2>the mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop it so annoying. We suddenly we're like a little bitches.

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<v Speaker 2>No when not, we're being considerate. Have you heard of it?

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<v Speaker 1>Look good? I'm deeply considerate.

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<v Speaker 2>Clearly not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's more of a joke. I actually don't mind.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's not a funny joke.

0:53:06.680 --> 0:53:08.239
<v Speaker 1>Well, Jenny's laughing. That's because she's home.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine if someone said, oh my god, I'm scared of heights,

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<v Speaker 2>so you push them off a breeze as a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>That's different. It's not a joke. You're actually stop doing

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<v Speaker 2>exactly what they are triggered.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, that's like someone saying I'm scared of hides.

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<v Speaker 1>The day I've invited them to my hot air balloon,

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<v Speaker 1>they're on my hot air balloon. They get up there

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<v Speaker 1>and they go, hey, I'm scared of heights. Will you

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<v Speaker 1>come on my hot air balloons.

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<v Speaker 2>Nicely if you can save up on the eating?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Why what by by your producer?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, Maybe they have a point. Maybe maybe we

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<v Speaker 2>do take too long.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of people, there's a lot of them.

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<v Speaker 2>We should I've already said that we two percent better.

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<v Speaker 2>All that right, We should go.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Carol Coke.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks idiots, will catch you back on Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>You in a couple of bits. Yeah, so.

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<v Speaker 4>It just me podcast a couple of midges.

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