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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast, Nini, this is

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Speaker 1: not one word of a lie. A woman in Atlanta

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Speaker 1: called Jennifer Mulford has left her job as a bartender.

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Speaker 1: Quit her job, She's walked off the site Will and

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Speaker 1: the reason she's done that is because she has chosen

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Speaker 1: to breastfeed, excuse me, breastfeed her boyfriend every two hours

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Speaker 1: to support his bodybuilding career.

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Speaker 2: She brings other voice to the guard and.

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Speaker 1: They're like every two hours, so she's just on the

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Speaker 1: clock every two hours. She is breastfeeding her adult boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: It's not a baby. The boyfriend's not a baby. That

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Speaker 1: is an adult boyfriend that she is breastfeeding. And it's

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Speaker 1: actually a little bit of truth to actually having colstrom,

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Speaker 1: which is in breast milk to build up muscles. It's

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Speaker 1: a little bit controversial, if I'm being honest. But is

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Speaker 1: that not the most extraordinary story I've ever heard?

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Speaker 3: Well, yes it is. I don't really know what else

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Speaker 3: to say, mate, I mean, like, really, a woman's quit

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Speaker 3: her job to breastfeed her partner. You bring that to me?

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Speaker 3: I blindsided by at forfeit. What do you want me

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Speaker 3: to say?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Tight chip in mate, Thanks for the support. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's doing that. She's quit her job. And look, I

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Speaker 1: just thought it would be very interestingly before I go

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Speaker 1: into what I want to talk about. Your your partner

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Speaker 1: is giving birth soon. We're not going to give a date.

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Speaker 3: There as people say having a baby, but yeah, having

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Speaker 3: a baby. You want to get down to specific. She

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Speaker 3: will be giving birth in order to have that baby.

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Speaker 1: She will then be lactating, obviously because she is with baby.

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Speaker 3: Sure, it is lactating a little bit. Actually, okay, interesting,

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Speaker 3: my dog noticed it the other day and well she yeah,

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Speaker 3: well the dog noticed it, and then yeah, she she

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Speaker 3: she got around it.

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Speaker 1: If you must know that you're refer to yourself as

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Speaker 1: a dog and.

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Speaker 3: You try comment comment.

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Speaker 4: Captain, he was that was juvenile.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, line, I apologize.

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Speaker 3: You know that everyone knows that.

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Speaker 1: Sorry.

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Speaker 3: I have a far too far a couple of lads

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Speaker 3: boys in the studio and we all know that was gross.

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Speaker 3: She will she will be experiencing the miracle of birth

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Speaker 3: sometime in and around the month of May. Yes, she

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Speaker 3: will be lactating.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely.

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Speaker 3: Will you try what happens when you give birth?

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Speaker 1: Will you try the breast milk?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough.

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Speaker 3: Well give it a go yeah, yah, yeah, I'm not

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Speaker 3: gonna you know, I'm not going to garnish. I'm not

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Speaker 3: going to garnish my white Russian with it, if you

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Speaker 3: know what I mean. Fair enough, So it's very much,

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Speaker 3: you know, I'm sure.

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Speaker 2: It will happen.

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Speaker 3: As our button push of Joel famously said a few

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Speaker 3: months ago, occasionally there's a bit of gam left in

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Speaker 1: And we're back in juvenile. We're back nile, and I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to engage Joel. Don't you start talking because

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Speaker 1: this is gross.

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Speaker 3: How do you you ones drunk a glass of your

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Speaker 3: friend's wife's breast milk at a wedding, Because at a

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Speaker 3: wedding for Christ's Egg at a lunch she washed she

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Speaker 3: put it washed down. You're right to with some of it, Yes,

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Speaker 3: I did. She put it in a tumbler for me.

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Speaker 3: I was curious and I found it very interesting. I

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Speaker 3: found the whole experience very interesting.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, we're not talking about have you tried breast milk,

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Speaker 1: because as we said, it's juvenile. But what I do

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Speaker 1: want to know, I'm thirteen.

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Speaker 3: Lots of people have tried it, but like when this

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Speaker 3: guy's you know, he's having having Hawlvin's he doing.

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Speaker 1: It every two hours? Every two hours's breast? Before we

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Speaker 3: If she's having the baby, is he sharing? Is he

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Speaker 3: sharing the nipple with it with his child?

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Speaker 1: I don't think there.

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Speaker 3: Or is she like, is he doing it while she's

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Speaker 3: working practical having a baby? If she if he's breast,

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Speaker 3: if she's breastfeeding him, now that's.

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Speaker 1: How it works well, but practically I don't know how

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Speaker 1: they're going about it. I assume that she puts in

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Speaker 1: a separate rotation. No, I assume he gets his own bottle.

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Speaker 2: You get a.

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Speaker 1: Bottle, baby gets a bottle.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't jump on it.

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Speaker 3: Off breast might drink it like a wine sack. You

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Speaker 3: know those guys in Spain, they hold them.

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Speaker 2: He might.

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Speaker 1: Now if you say any more outrageous comments, outrageous, he

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Speaker 1: ask on thirteen one oh sixty five, it's off breast milk,

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Speaker 1: But what is the weird thing you have to do

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Speaker 1: for your partner. This woman has to breastfeed. Her partner

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Speaker 1: does apport his bodybuilding career.

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Speaker 3: She doesn't have to.

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Speaker 1: What's well, I think he's really asking for it to

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Speaker 1: support the muscles for his bodybuilding, right, But what is

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Speaker 1: the weird thing you have to do for your partner.

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Speaker 1: It's a little bit like every time my girlfriend goes

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Speaker 1: home to her parents' house. Now I appreciate that she

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Speaker 1: is not the partner of her dad, but her dad

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Speaker 1: every time she comes home goes, oh, mim, thank goodness

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Speaker 1: you're here, and he goes off and gets his ear

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Speaker 3: I don't know, well, I can relate to my semi

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Speaker 3: does the back of my neck with with with the clippers.

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is what we're talking about, weird things that

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Speaker 1: you have to do for your partner thirteen one oh

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Speaker 3: It doesn't have to be a bodily thing either, I imagine, no, no, no,

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Speaker 3: you must need to still cut the cut the crusts

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Speaker 1: Bingo, do you need to tuck them in before they

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Speaker 1: go to bed.

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Speaker 4: How dependent is your adult partner? Is there something your

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Speaker 4: partner cannot do without you?

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Speaker 3: Are you? Are they so dependent on you?

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Speaker 4: Woods?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and probably want the more weird ones just a

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Speaker 4: The weird ones probably come into the plate whether they're

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Speaker 3: But they've just got so used to you doing it

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: If someone's out there who like does their shoelaces up

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Speaker 1: Jennifer Mulford is breastfeeding her adult partner every single two

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Speaker 1: hours to support his bodybuilding career. And so I did

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Speaker 1: were speculating before the song as to how she's doing it.

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Speaker 1: Is he actually getting on there or is he getting

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Speaker 1: a bottle made up for him? This is really interesting.

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Speaker 1: She's actually dry breastfeeding him. So she gave birth to

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Speaker 1: her daughter twenty years ago, but she's using a breast

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Speaker 1: pump to fool her body into lactating to then continue

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Speaker 1: to produce breast milk. Yes, and Chuck it in. I

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Speaker 1: assume a water bottle for him.

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Speaker 3: So well, it's like, so it's called dry breast feed,

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Speaker 3: dry breast breastfeeding.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know that.

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Speaker 3: So she had a child twenty years ago, this woman,

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Speaker 3: and she because she made her, she tricked her breast

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's totally wild, fascinating. We got Dylan here on

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Speaker 1: thirteen one oh sixty five. Dylan, how dependent is your partner?

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Speaker 2: Pretty dependent? So my one's not really that weird. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 2: I wish I had a weird one.

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Speaker 1: That's okay.

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Speaker 2: I love that.

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Speaker 3: Dylan just caught up with a B grade story. I'm

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Speaker 3: to the captain.

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Speaker 4: You jil.

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Speaker 3: You called you cold up. You said it's just a

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Speaker 3: I reckon, that's courageous.

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Speaker 2: What have you got for us? Mate? I busted myself

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Speaker 2: up already, So every night, without fail, I have to

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Speaker 2: tuck in my girlfriend or she will not sleep. I

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Speaker 2: forgot one. I will never hear the end of it.

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Speaker 2: I will never forget it myself. It's gardens my memory.

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Speaker 2: I asked to give her a tucked under the chin.

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Speaker 2: Three touched around the body, A kiss on the forehead,

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Speaker 2: I love her, A kiss on the lips and good night.

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Speaker 4: Wow, that's a good cool mate, that's a great cool

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Speaker 2: A brownie point to tell you that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you tuck her in. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But then, Dalan, so do you sleep in the same

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's not really something she could do herself,

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Speaker 2: because I feel pretty silly trying to tuck yourself in winter. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: But so so then so then do you have to

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Speaker 1: sort of like like like like really gently get in

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Speaker 2: The funny thing is, yeah, like I can tuck her in, yeah,

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Speaker 4: That is really one more question til if once you've tucked,

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Speaker 4: once you've tucked your wife in, does that preclude any

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Speaker 4: sort of hanky panky from going down after that?

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Speaker 2: Not at all? Hello, Happy Friday, Chuck those sheets.

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Speaker 1: Baby, let's go to mail that anyone who sinks melt.

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Speaker 1: What's the weird thing you have to do for your partner? Hello?

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Speaker 5: Hello, he will not cut his tone nails like at all,

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Speaker 5: So I have to cut them, and they, like the

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Speaker 5: big troub will kill over until I get sick of that.

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Speaker 5: I hope he's listening. I'm going to make color.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh that is that's disgusting.

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Speaker 1: That is really gross.

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Speaker 3: That's that's something you should be doing to yourself. I

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Speaker 3: might as well wipe your own bottom woods bottom. So yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's outrage I do that. Well, you know what goes

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Speaker 3: on in your house mate?

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Speaker 4: Are you missing out?

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you he wanting to chip in with

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Speaker 1: that performance.

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Speaker 3: That's a good example, Shannon, What do you do for

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Speaker 3: your fartherer?

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Speaker 2: Put his hemorrhoid cream up into going to finish the thing?

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Speaker 1: Is though, that's important because he can't see back there

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Speaker 1: unless he has some sort of mirror.

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Speaker 3: Sure, you just go for a bit of a scatter

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Speaker 3: and approach those Shannon. You know you shmear it as

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Speaker 3: you would, you know, Philadelphia on a bagel, which is

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Speaker 3: actually a very aptlogy.

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Speaker 2: Now you're done with that, why not check out more

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Speaker 2: from Willen Woody on the Full Show podcast