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Speaker 1: Question. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Let's get into what you wear to bed?

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Speaker 3: If anything, that's a personal question.

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Speaker 2: You don't need to answer it. Okay, it's an invitation.

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Speaker 4: I just wear jocks.

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Speaker 2: There's nothing.

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Speaker 4: Nothing.

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Speaker 2: Since I left childhood, I went into full time nudity.

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Speaker 2: That's too much, it's not, it's not actually because actually

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Speaker 2: you sleep better that way.

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Speaker 4: Why is that?

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Speaker 2: Also? Why do you need to be clothed at nighttime?

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Speaker 4: Not just in case you need to get up if

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Speaker 4: there's an emergency? What if the house is on fire

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Speaker 4: and put something on Your house is on fire, smoking room, Put.

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Speaker 2: My lemos on and I'll be out there in the second. Guys,

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Speaker 2: I'll meet you out there.

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Speaker 4: What about an intruder?

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Speaker 5: Then?

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Speaker 2: Do you know what wo'll be it. I'm happy to

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Speaker 2: take on somebody while I'm naked. I think the UFC

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Speaker 2: will be a lot better if the fighters were nude. Well,

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Speaker 2: if I get in there in the triangle and between

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Speaker 2: my legs and my bits, that's an extra punishment for them.

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Speaker 2: You tell all your burgler mates this is what happened

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Speaker 2: to you. You'll get nutsacked round round at mine.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm necktanees. I even wear my slippers to bed.

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Speaker 2: No, you tell.

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Speaker 4: God ring him.

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Speaker 2: The grand Charlie, the grandparents in Charlie in the chocolate factory,

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Speaker 2: in that bed.

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Speaker 3: So I wear pajamas wearing shoes to bed, a pajama pants,

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Speaker 3: T shirt, a wing sheeter and my slippers.

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Speaker 2: No, but haven't you got like a good thick don Pat.

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Speaker 3: Of course I do, but it's not warm enough. And

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Speaker 3: then about midnight I have to like throw everything off

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Speaker 3: because I get hosh with the sweats.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Because, yeah, because you just spend if you spend just

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Speaker 4: two minutes in bed, you would warm yourself up to

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Speaker 4: that temperature without wearing six layers.

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Speaker 2: So what are you, jackie boy?

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Speaker 4: I'm just the jocks.

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Speaker 2: Do you wear the jocks? Because surely if you've got

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Speaker 2: run out of the house, you just in your jokes

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Speaker 2: as well, and you go and take on an intruder.

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Speaker 4: It feels too free flowy, going completely.

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Speaker 2: You strumbled on the truth there, it's freeing. It's very

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Speaker 2: you don't.

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Speaker 4: Know what when you're tossing and turning in the night,

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Speaker 4: what's going to get caught in?

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Speaker 2: What I think to say? I think you're exaggerating what's

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Speaker 2: going to get tangled up. You haven't got some massive

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Speaker 2: tummy banana that's going to get I'm like, is that

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Speaker 2: a leg? You are living in fantasy lands. Nothing's going

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Speaker 2: to get tangled like this. Oh oh my god, I

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Speaker 2: am to all these tentacles.

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Speaker 4: It's just like the security of a pouch where it's already.

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Speaker 2: But then tell me this. When you are wake up

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Speaker 2: in the morning, you're putting fresh ones on, aren't you.

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Speaker 4: Well they're not shower. Yeah, so.

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Speaker 3: You have the same box of shorts in bed that

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Speaker 3: you would have when you get up in the morning

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Speaker 3: and shower and get dressed.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. No, no, no new pair. But I do go.

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Speaker 4: I will go from day into night the same pair.

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Speaker 2: That is disgusting into a fresh bed with your wife. Gee,

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Speaker 2: those have been on for sixteen hours, sweat dead, skinny.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, no, no, no, no, no, this is awful.

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Speaker 2: Not but sitting there it's too much?

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Speaker 6: Is that true?

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Speaker 4: The whole team that is about Yeah, you know, similar

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Speaker 4: to that. I learned something on the show that changed

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Speaker 4: from my habits forever, and that was I used to

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Speaker 4: have showers without soap sometimes and just like rinse of

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Speaker 4: the water, Chris does that sometimes, and then you said

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Speaker 4: it was discussing soap every time. So maybe now I'll

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Speaker 4: wear new underwear every time I go to bed.

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Speaker 2: Let me give you a powerful thought as well. Just guys,

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Speaker 2: this is what I like to do my morning routine.

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Speaker 2: When I wake up. The lung goes off straight away. Bang, okay,

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Speaker 2: there's no mucky un a snooze. I know where those

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Speaker 2: slippers are in the dark, put the slippers on. I

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Speaker 2: shuffle out naked apart for my slippers, into the kitchen,

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Speaker 2: make a cup of tea, come back, then get changed.

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Speaker 2: I felt so free wandering around my house naked in

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Speaker 2: a pair of slippers in the dark.

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Speaker 4: I feel sorry for your family. What if anybody, if

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Speaker 4: anybody gets up for a midnight snack or anything while you're.

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Speaker 2: All half for the morning. You shouldn't be snacking.

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Speaker 4: Nobody deserves that punishment for whatever reason.

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Speaker 2: I think they do. It's an intervention. What's your tire

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Speaker 2: at night?

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Speaker 5: I wear blue silk Polo Ralph Lorenze sleep shorts.

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Speaker 2: Guy, who are you?

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Speaker 4: It's just civilized is what a civilized man should go

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Speaker 4: to bedding.

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Speaker 2: It feels like you're getting dressed up to go to bed.

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Speaker 4: You should be ready to go at any moment.

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Speaker 5: You're too vulnerable naked, You're too pouched up and tied together.

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Speaker 5: He's over dressed, if anything true. I'm perfectly in the

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Speaker 5: middle like this. So you don't have any underwear underneath

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Speaker 5: the silks.

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Speaker 4: No, because you want you want a bit of freedom

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Speaker 4: down just steal everything's free.

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Speaker 2: So describe the outfit to me. So what is it.

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Speaker 2: It's a ralph Larine.

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Speaker 5: It's a ralph larine blue silk pair of sleep shorts

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Speaker 5: that go probably just above knee length. And in winter

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Speaker 5: I do have a button up silk shirt that I

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Speaker 5: got matching, matching.

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Speaker 3: And a smoking jacket.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast yesterday, I did something we

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Speaker 2: all do from time to time these days. His algorithms

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Speaker 2: are so smart and they like her. My wife is

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Speaker 2: addicted to those Instagram reels. She can just spend hours

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Speaker 2: on there. For me, it's all about YouTube and like

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Speaker 2: that that gutter, you know, like in when you're bowling,

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Speaker 2: don't go down that gutter that right hand column. There's

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Speaker 2: not manly. My eyes always go to the bottom right

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Speaker 2: and corner. There's something which has got nothing to do

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Speaker 2: with what I'm looking at But I'm like I even

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Speaker 2: watched How to Put Together a Tractor or something that

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Speaker 2: on there where it's kevin, I haven't all look at

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Speaker 2: that anyway. Yesterday I came across artists recording their own

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Speaker 2: songs in a foreign language. First of all, I heard

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Speaker 2: Dion Warwick Deal Warwick Big Hip. She is what megastar

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Speaker 2: deon Warwick. In the nineties and eighties and even the sixties,

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Speaker 2: she sold millions and millions walk on by beautiful classic

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Speaker 2: song big all over the world, multi pertium selling. What

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Speaker 2: would it sound like when Dion Warwick sang it in German?

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Speaker 7: Okay okay, okay, okay.

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Speaker 2: That what's interesting?

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Speaker 4: She didn't want to hold onto that note.

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Speaker 2: It's obviously harder in Germany. Robbie Williams has done this right,

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Speaker 2: we all know better Man beautiful song.

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Speaker 4: Through this page.

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Speaker 2: Now Robbie and Spanish doing this song bas.

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Speaker 6: Why here are you?

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Speaker 1: I came here?

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Speaker 6: I love it.

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Speaker 2: It's actually really good. He's done a very good job

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Speaker 2: with the some of these very I didn't realize even

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Speaker 2: the Beatles did this with I want to hold your hand, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: tell you something.

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Speaker 6: I think.

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Speaker 2: They obviously trying to conquer the German market where they

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Speaker 2: made their name. All right, Johnny Cash, ring of fire.

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Speaker 8: I fell into a burning ring of the fire.

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Speaker 1: I went down town down.

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Speaker 8: And the flames.

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Speaker 2: I love Johnny Cash. Right. Mister Cash obviously was not

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Speaker 2: on board for doing it in Spanish. He didn't commit

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Speaker 2: to it like Robbie did.

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Speaker 8: Your Suki casushiamas southern.

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Speaker 2: It is the whole thing, gats where it's obviously going.

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Speaker 8: Casusiamus Minava southern born and saw a door inmate.

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Speaker 2: Joe and mister Cash, we're tired of me.

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Speaker 9: Edit, no keeping in.

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Speaker 4: You sure you don't want to do a second.

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Speaker 2: Go Abba now Waterloo touchy subject for Frenchie. It's the

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Speaker 2: French version and once more that German market. Everyone wanted

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Speaker 2: to be big in Germany, but still the best one.

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Speaker 8: Your send ki cases you must sun conen and saw

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Speaker 8: a door himid.

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Speaker 2: I almost want to play the Last Sun'sday, the whole

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Speaker 2: thing in fall. I came this morning, listen to repeat

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Speaker 2: about five times, and I put into a great food.

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Speaker 2: I was thought, there's no mindfulness thing that would make

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Speaker 2: me happier. I want that to be the song that

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Speaker 2: my coffin is carried down to going what song is this.

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Speaker 2: If you ever find yourself down a wormhole and you

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Speaker 2: find something, send it into me. Christian at Christian O'Connell

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Speaker 1: Do are you the Christian O'Connell Show podcast?

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Speaker 2: So, if you ever listened to the show and thought, God,

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Speaker 2: I've got a question, a random question, it's got nothing

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Speaker 2: This is for you, free phones. You're in control of

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Speaker 2: the show. Karina. Hey, guys, Karina, what's your question? What

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Speaker 10: Well, I've got a really random question to ask you guys,

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Speaker 10: and I thought, hey, who better to ask? They may

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Speaker 10: a lot of driving around and there's a lot of

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Speaker 10: white cars. Do you know how many white cars there are?

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Speaker 10: That's my question? Because I'm telling this there's a lot

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Speaker 10: of white cars? Now? Is it because so a bit

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Speaker 10: of a double question here. Is it because white's cheaper?

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Speaker 10: Or is it because white's some more preferred color?

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Speaker 4: I reckon My guess would be one's cheaper because they

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Speaker 4: come out white. And then if you want paint on

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Speaker 4: it an extra five hundred bucks, do.

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Speaker 2: They come out white?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? I think what is the standard color, and then

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Speaker 4: they paint them on top.

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Speaker 2: Of the white. Is that right, like an undercoat?

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Speaker 4: Actually don't know for sure, but I know usually if

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Speaker 4: you're trying to buy the cheap thing, they come out white.

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Speaker 4: If you find the cheapest version of a car, the

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Speaker 4: white is going to be cheaper than a colored car.

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Speaker 2: What kind of dis sure you want the cheapest one?

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Speaker 2: You just have aluminum or whatever, the basic put nothing

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Speaker 2: on it, rust, That's what I want, the cheaper version,

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Speaker 2: because surely the white is because they've painted it white

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Speaker 2: or spray peaks. Right.

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Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, but maybe it's like an undercoat when you

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Speaker 4: have to do a prepround a wall.

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Speaker 2: But Carina, so do we think it's the most popular color?

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Speaker 2: It must be safest.

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Speaker 3: And a lot of company cars are.

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Speaker 10: White, exactly exactly what the other three company cars. And

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Speaker 10: each company car has been white.

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Speaker 3: Because it's easy to you know why, because it's easy

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Speaker 3: to badge with the company's logo, and they're also easy

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Speaker 3: to offload for resale.

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Speaker 6: It's just easier.

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Speaker 4: But you mean safer, pa, like there bright you can

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Speaker 4: see a white car correct.

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Speaker 3: Like gray and black cars like Audrey's first car will

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Speaker 3: not be a black or gray car. It will probably

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Speaker 3: I've done that before.

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Speaker 2: I kind of think that they're the truck in driver's frames,

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Speaker 2: But if it's got a view of oh, you're taking

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Speaker 2: This is where we should have left it and have

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Speaker 4: Well, it sounds like he had a story.

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Speaker 2: It's a story, okay, let me share it with you.

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Speaker 2: This is from Alan. I was on the committee of

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Speaker 2: They just had a lorry load of Teddy Bears delivered

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Speaker 2: The charity president a representative of the cute Teddy Bears.

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Speaker 4: That is the story not that embarrassing?

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Speaker 2: So do you want me to take you to the

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Speaker 4: Let's go to the next conference.

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Speaker 2: Now, Simon, you've been to a couple of conferences, haven't.

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Speaker 11: You, mate, Yes, I have. I've been to the four

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Speaker 2: Now what industry do you work in them? Because obviously

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Speaker 11: No, I'm in a crop protection business, so we supply

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Speaker 2: Stops bananas and citrus going sour going off.

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Speaker 11: Yes, yep, that's the stuff all right.

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Speaker 2: For me? You've been to at least ten conferences. If

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Speaker 11: Ah, look, I've got to be honest. They're usually pretty

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Speaker 11: So I gotta say I don't have any stories about

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Speaker 9: That's fair.

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Speaker 2: Tell you what too late? Next one. You're Acadia World Conference. Three,

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Speaker 11: There is a Potato International Potato Congress in Australia next year.

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Speaker 11: Who knows you could go for world fame?

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Speaker 2: Yes, and what kind of like what do you get?

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Speaker 2: Professors and extpot's talking about it? Have you?

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Speaker 11: Like seriously, you know it's like the banana one. There

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Speaker 2: My name is Professor Deica and I'm an expert in bananas.

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Speaker 2: There's nothing funny about that. Yes, they look like fallows.

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Speaker 2: I've heard it before.

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Speaker 11: Believe a lot of bright yellow merch. You can get it.

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Speaker 2: Simon, this is great. Thank you very much. You bring

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Jen. Jen, you've got a conference story

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Speaker 12: Well, I was in London at the time and it

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Speaker 12: Of those moments when you just wish the world would

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Speaker 12: Yeah, it just gets better. We didn't get a lot

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Speaker 2: the Flaming zambukas.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: So we're going to open up the lines right now

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Speaker 2: with three ways you can get in touch with the

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Speaker 2: So just have to listen to more as they go

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Speaker 4: We had a guy knock at our door once and

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Speaker 2: I don't know how you say, you're just walking down

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll at the door. What happened next? Other two

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Speaker 2: Poorly secured items. I think sometimes you kind of know

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Speaker 4: But convince yourself like that, you know what, I'll drive flower.

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Speaker 2: about a knock at the door, Christian, A knock at

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Speaker 4: The police were just meant to kick down doors. And

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Speaker 2: This was the eighties. I think it was a very

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Speaker 2: some stories. Now, welcome to a show. Which one then

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Speaker 2: That is spooky, that is odd deep.

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Speaker 13: My sister was a fan, but she yeah, she still

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Speaker 2: So all right, so Lord of the Rings, knock at

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Speaker 11: Good look.

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Speaker 6: I I'm a tradesman.

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Speaker 14: So I had a van and I did the van,

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Speaker 14: and I thought i'd do the right thing and go

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Speaker 14: and know.

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Speaker 6: My mother's lawn.

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Speaker 9: So I put the lawnmower in the van and I

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Speaker 9: secured it, and I thought my nuts were pretty good.

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Speaker 9: But when I took off at an intersection, the not

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Speaker 9: undone and the lawnmower went backwards and puffed the back

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Speaker 9: window out of the car.

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Speaker 2: But the de moa stay in. I didn't fly out

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Speaker 2: into the freeway.

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Speaker 9: Or something, and I was quite lucky. I went to

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Speaker 9: the nearby dealership. They were very good. They put in

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Speaker 9: a new window, which was very nice of them.

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Speaker 11: So I put the moa back in and I thought, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 11: that's right.

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Speaker 10: I'll be fine.

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Speaker 1: I went off and guess what happened again?

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Speaker 2: You're kidding? Not again?

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Speaker 1: Yeah I did.

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Speaker 2: There's another phone in there. I didn't learn my lesson.

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Speaker 2: How many times have we all said that I did

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Speaker 2: not learn my lesson? So life teaches it to you again?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, so I made sure secure the third time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Robert, brilliant story. Thank you very much for share

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Speaker 2: may thank you.

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Speaker 1: Well Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Your story is about a random knock at the door

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Speaker 2: and then what happened next? What was the other side

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Speaker 2: of the door. Now, when I say I broke my brothers,

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Speaker 2: a lot of you were taken. I guess it's because

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Speaker 2: we're in Australia. That means a broken bone.

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Speaker 4: We don't have to break his nose.

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Speaker 2: It's funny. That wasn't the stories I were looking for.

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Speaker 2: But you've gone. He means physical bones, No he doesn't.

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Speaker 2: I meant more like Millennium Falcus Roller skates. I mean noses.

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Speaker 2: I'm getting a lot of broken noses with it.

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Speaker 4: I saw wonder hair.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I've had on an email, but broken head and

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Speaker 2: we don't need broken head stories on the show. Millennium

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Speaker 2: Falcus Roller Books. Things not people or bits of people

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Speaker 2: Australia come on and poorly secured items. Christian, my boyfriend

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Speaker 2: tried to take three mattresses home from the shop. See

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Speaker 2: the moment. Even one, even one, you're really testing the universe.

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Speaker 2: Three it's too too many. Half an hour trip down

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Speaker 2: the highway with these things all bungee corded. We could

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Speaker 2: do a whole show, a record about bungee. Gordon stories

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Speaker 2: onto his trailer on the very last corner. We're pulling

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Speaker 2: into a street, high fiving each other when they explodes. Ah,

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Speaker 2: all out like a jack in the box, all on

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Speaker 2: to road, not one, not two, three mattresses. Kerry, thank

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Speaker 2: you very much. This story that's got a Louie now well.

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Speaker 14: Stormy night, massive crash, it's about to waym So me

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Speaker 14: and the ex are sleep in bed.

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Speaker 6: And massive crash.

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Speaker 14: And we could hear someone who'd broken through the window

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Speaker 14: was walking through the kitchen because you could hear the

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Speaker 14: glass crunching.

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Speaker 10: So I rang the police.

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Speaker 14: I was heavily pregnant at the time, and they knock

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Speaker 14: on the door, you know, And so I was the

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Speaker 14: one who had to get up and answer the door.

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Speaker 14: So I go to the door and the police come

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Speaker 14: through bread finishing their guns and everything. They go into

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Speaker 14: the kitchen and then they knock on their door and

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Speaker 14: they go with security intruder and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 14: thank goodness, and they go, yeah, yeah, it was your

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Speaker 14: market umbrella windows the police Tea and Tim Tims.

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Speaker 2: What a very generous payment for their time and effort

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Speaker 2: as well. Second story about very polite police knocking at

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Speaker 2: the door, isn't it, hey, Mandy?

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Speaker 6: I hate going good Mandy.

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Speaker 2: Mandy, you got a story about a body secured item.

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Speaker 9: Oh, I do.

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Speaker 6: Indeed. I was shifting homes and had a trailer and

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Speaker 6: my sister was in front of me and another cows

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Speaker 6: fully loaded.

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Speaker 13: You know.

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Speaker 6: My trailer had to chest the drawers on it and

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Speaker 6: I didn't secure them very well. And We're driving down

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Speaker 6: the freeway and I've got bras and nickols flying everywhere

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Speaker 6: and it was terrible. And my sister rings me from

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Speaker 6: the tower front, telling me maybe.

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Speaker 2: He's windscreen right now, you're smooth.

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Speaker 6: Oh, it was terrible. And then next minute a truck

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Speaker 6: he comes up because one of my brows went right

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Speaker 6: on his windscreen and he flies up next to me

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Speaker 6: and he's flash from the brow and waving it, and

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Speaker 6: I can I keep it?

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