Speaker 1: Is it just hosted by a couple of minches? Are
Speaker 1: you delease yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 1: I'd rather be dead than be called gunkle, that nickname
Speaker 1: for gay. Uncle. Just because I'm gay doesn't mean you
Speaker 1: need to change the word. Imagine if they were like God,
Speaker 1: he's put on weight. Funkles here given uncle Noli and
Speaker 1: Mitchell KOs Are you I like you? Oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: how's my voice? Is it sounding? Ready for the screen?
Speaker 1: And stage? What my voice is it ready for? Well?
Speaker 1: Just the stage? Oh, your big debut. I've got theater,
Speaker 1: I've got news. Finally, I'm not dear into performing. And
Speaker 1: Juliet it's happening.
Speaker 2: I've got a hyping this for ages. I know we
Speaker 2: wanted to do a little excursion with our listeners.
Speaker 1: Correct, I will be in and Juliette with Casey Donovan
Speaker 1: with Casey with Casey. Casey's there, We're BFFs.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: I thought that Casey wasn't going to be on that.
Speaker 1: No O, case He's on. Casey finishes a couple of
Speaker 1: days later. Perfect, it's me, It's Casey, It's Rob millsy Mills. Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I've got a line of dialogue yet,
Speaker 1: but I've set my measurements in. I've got a custom
Speaker 1: boutique costume. Yes, I will be there at the start.
Speaker 1: I'll have a scene in the middle, and I will
Speaker 1: be on stage and you will be able to see
Speaker 1: me at the Lyric Theater. Yeah. What date? June six.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm frey perfect. It's a Thursday, right, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: I was really worried because I'm going on holidays in June.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, yeah, June sixth All right, there you go withdiots.
Speaker 2: If any Sydney idiots want to book their tickets to Angel, yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll fucking see you their price, kid, But Jennemy, you're coming.
Speaker 4: I'm coming. That's two days after my birthday.
Speaker 1: It is, Yeah, June sixth I'll be on stage. I know.
Speaker 2: I really thought it wasn't gonna happen me. It's that's exciting.
Speaker 2: It actually genuinely.
Speaker 1: Is, to be honest. But it's en Juliette. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's the not the prequel. It's the aftermath of Romeo
Speaker 1: and Juliet.
Speaker 2: It's the hypothetical of what would have happened if because
Speaker 2: you know how in Romeo and Juliet. He dies and
Speaker 2: then she's so fucking beside herself with grief that she
Speaker 2: also does. It's correct, it's the hypothetical of what would
Speaker 2: have happened if she woke up, saw him dead and
Speaker 2: went well and carried on.
Speaker 1: Yes, wasn't distraught by it at all.
Speaker 4: It's a really good musical.
Speaker 1: Oh you've seen it. I've never seen it, and I've
Speaker 1: heard amazing things and I can't wait to see it.
Speaker 1: It's a jukebox musical, which means it's got pop songs
Speaker 1: interwoven into so that not their own original stuff. No,
Speaker 1: it's all pop songs. Buck yeah bye. Max Martin, who
Speaker 1: is the greatest pop mind of the generation. He's done
Speaker 1: like all the inexcess stuff, a whole lot of Katy Perry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I's gonna say that's very recognized, that name, Katy Perry.
Speaker 1: Of course correct. So so yeah, the music's really good
Speaker 1: to good night out. Tickets are very affordable. It's coming
Speaker 1: to Brisbane as well, but at the moment it's in,
Speaker 1: you won't be in it Brisbane. No, no, no, I'm
Speaker 1: not a Brisbane figure.
Speaker 2: I wonder who normally plays your role because they've created
Speaker 2: like a specific role or whatever for cameos, so led
Speaker 2: guests and whatever.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, And so I wonder who normally does it?
Speaker 1: Just some understudy. I don't know who's the me of Melbourne.
Speaker 1: I don't know Anastasia Paliche and Brisbane, no doubt, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think they just get who it was
Speaker 1: available to be honest with you. But Darren Locke here
Speaker 1: or something, no doubt. Gosh, that's me a tea broadcast,
Speaker 1: Darren Lockyer. So yeah, I'm very excited. I'm a little
Speaker 1: nervous because I'm I throw around that I went to
Speaker 1: acting school for years. It's New York, and it's true
Speaker 1: I studied in New York, but I haven't really.
Speaker 2: Had to shine over think it. It'll be fine just
Speaker 2: for the podcast content. Can you trip over or something?
Speaker 1: Just fuck up in some way? I'm not. This is
Speaker 1: my big time to shine. I've invited agents from across
Speaker 1: the country. Oh my god, you're going to overdo it
Speaker 1: like that trolley witch on Harry Potter ages ago in
Speaker 1: the early days. We were talking about how in the
Speaker 1: first movie she was so meek anything off the trolley DearS,
Speaker 1: but then she's like, I'm going to make my one
Speaker 1: line count in the third movie, because she's like, you
Speaker 1: love that trolley. She'd been perfecting it for two summers.
Speaker 1: I do remember that. I don't know, maybe, but I
Speaker 1: don't even think it's a speaking role. So my eyes
Speaker 1: are going to be big and I'm going to have
Speaker 1: that dance mum smile like I'm Jojo Sewall. I actually
Speaker 1: can't wait. That's going to be a great art. It's
Speaker 1: going to be so nice. I'll get you guys backstage
Speaker 1: after as well. Come and so do I have to
Speaker 1: buy tickets? I'm happy to. I think you might have to.
Speaker 1: I haven't. I haven't asked yet. I think I get
Speaker 1: a couple for my mum and dad and Stephen, for
Speaker 1: important people in your life. So we'll have to pay
Speaker 1: for tickets are very affordable, though, so you can grab
Speaker 1: some good eye. Yeah, a night out at the theater
Speaker 1: is always worth it in my arm.
Speaker 2: Totally can't wait to have another musical program for my collection.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll sign it for you. You'll have to come to
Speaker 1: the door after the shot.
Speaker 2: I'll have to print out your head shot and slip
Speaker 2: it into the program.
Speaker 1: Oh how fun. Yeah, it's very fun. I'm looking forward
Speaker 1: to that. So I'm actually a little nervous. But that's
Speaker 1: very exciting. I'll have to film some back safety. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be great. Yeah, it'd be very fun, very fun. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So if you want to go see Anguliette, it's the
Speaker 1: perfect time, perfect time in the sixth of June. It's
Speaker 1: also the perfect time to buy yourself the meth that
Speaker 1: it just me merged just a reminder a couple of
Speaker 1: minches dot com dot Are you all the brand new
Speaker 1: stuff on sale now? Yes, it is available, all the
Speaker 1: new season merch, all the arm with idiot range, the
Speaker 1: five year anniversary.
Speaker 4: The moment Jenna.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't wait to see that hanging in someone's house. Honestly,
Speaker 1: it's all up for sale. Now, go grab a couple
Speaker 1: of minches dot com dot a you fun times? Huh?
Speaker 1: Really is? Yeah, a lot of fun things happening on
Speaker 1: this podcast, Jennet, how'd perhaps me go?
Speaker 4: Really good?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 4: Thanks for asking.
Speaker 1: It's important to Jack. Jenna wasn't here last week when
Speaker 1: we were talking about.
Speaker 2: Not backlash about us joking about you and I having
Speaker 2: a baby together. But we've decided that maybe we should
Speaker 2: put that whole running joke to bed because someone messaged
Speaker 2: me and said that might be offensive to people with
Speaker 2: fertility issues.
Speaker 1: He was like, okay. Also, my manager Kate, we had
Speaker 1: a lunch and she's like, so, Jenna's been trying for
Speaker 1: a baby before getting Mitress. She genuinely believed we were
Speaker 1: so earnest about it. She didn't realize it was a joke.
Speaker 4: You know, we're just so good at acting.
Speaker 1: I know if we should be in Juliet, you could
Speaker 1: be the yeah, Juliet perfect. If we're going to do it,
Speaker 1: we need to ham it up more, make it really dramatic. Jenny,
Speaker 1: you need to wear a prosthetic clay bump.
Speaker 2: Can I actually read a text that we got from
Speaker 2: a listener regarding the whole running gag that Jenna and
Speaker 2: I are having a baby together. Trinny said, no, the
Speaker 2: baby joke with Jenna is fun. I've had three miscarriages
Speaker 2: and went through years of IVF. Now I'm a crazy
Speaker 2: dog mum. For me, part of healing from the trauma
Speaker 2: is finding a lighthearted side and still laughing down the track.
Speaker 2: It's hard not to sit in it and be sad
Speaker 2: for a long time, which I did. I now choose
Speaker 2: to laugh at myself. Your banter is so so good
Speaker 2: for me. It's my number one listen, thank you for
Speaker 2: being unapologetic authentically you.
Speaker 4: Oh that's amazing.
Speaker 1: Very fair. So thank you for that trning. That is
Speaker 1: a very lovely message. It is a nice message. People
Speaker 1: are on different points of their journey.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, Easy also said I have fertility issues, and
Speaker 2: I go along with the joke. She you know, she's
Speaker 2: not mad about it, but then later gets sad and thinks,
Speaker 2: I wish this was actually real.
Speaker 1: So that's what I'm worried about it. I don't want
Speaker 1: to make anyone feel sad. No, it's also not even
Speaker 1: that good of a gag that we need to resurrect it.
Speaker 1: It's fine to let it go.
Speaker 4: I kind of forgot about it.
Speaker 1: Did you. Well, you are't getting in it? Got about
Speaker 1: my child? No, No, that's it. It's done. It's done
Speaker 1: well considering we have two actual igin babies coming. We've
Speaker 1: got my first nephew or niece, and then your next
Speaker 1: nephew nie too. So I went into baby Seed yesterday,
Speaker 1: into watch baby seed the way I said that it's awful.
Speaker 1: I went into seed shop for babies, right, I had
Speaker 1: no idea what you're talking about. And I walked in
Speaker 1: and I went to get my new baby in the
Speaker 1: family something, and they ended up walking out with a
Speaker 1: key ring for Stephen because it was all the dazzled.
Speaker 1: I love this.
Speaker 2: You know what. I don't even have to make a
Speaker 2: joke about your boyfriend's young age.
Speaker 1: You've just written for me. I can go home today.
Speaker 1: Thanks for that. You've made my job easier. You can
Speaker 1: buying him ship from a baby still loved. He loved it.
Speaker 1: You know what. You should get him, as you know,
Speaker 1: Sean got me the perfect of three. You should get
Speaker 1: Stephen a baby bunting. It's not your best word. You
Speaker 1: guys got all the hate from all the mums, and
Speaker 1: just wait till you get the hate from the age
Speaker 1: of gat relationshippers. It's six years as well.
Speaker 2: We grow up, well, grow up is actually my point. God, Oh,
Speaker 2: you're making it too easy.
Speaker 1: Let's move on.
Speaker 2: If it's your first time listening, welcome to Is It
Speaker 2: Just Me? We start every episode with the is it
Speaker 2: It's me? Each something we'd go to skate or appreciate.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know. Mitch's
Speaker 1: just a complete and total surprise In fact mine is
Speaker 1: taking aim at a certain profession. And I do know
Speaker 1: for a fact that we have some idiots that lie
Speaker 1: in this profession. But I'm just over the lies being perpetuated.
Speaker 1: I'm over it. Rich, I hate lie. I never lie.
Speaker 1: I'm always very open and that the fucking biggest lie
Speaker 1: you ever time. But I'm not lying to you, know,
Speaker 1: swindle generator of a million bucks. I get it. It's
Speaker 1: pure to get a laugh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, all right, Well we'll get to your stud
Speaker 2: I go first, Yes, okay, here we go, Brad.
Speaker 1: Lee, coount me and Darling. Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Should coat hangers be able to support the weight of
Speaker 2: fucking coat?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so god. You call me old fashion?
Speaker 1: Better coat hanger should hang coats? No, yes, I'm with you.
Speaker 1: You know that not all coat hangers are made equal.
Speaker 1: I will say that, but they should be if it's
Speaker 1: called a coat hanger.
Speaker 2: It's like that to change the name of laptops because technically,
Speaker 2: if you put it on your bare legs, it could
Speaker 2: burn you.
Speaker 1: Is that why they're called changing?
Speaker 2: And they're technically notebooks? Now you're kidding, because laptop is misleading.
Speaker 2: Don't put it on your lap don't put it. Don't
Speaker 2: call that a coat hanger. If I can't hang a
Speaker 2: fucking coat on it without it getting all bent and fucked.
Speaker 1: Put that on TikTok. I'll buy you mine. I'm shot laptop.
Speaker 2: Do not know that that could be one of those
Speaker 2: things that I've heard as a fact and repeated.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's that story. If the woman
Speaker 1: in America who drunk the Maca's coffee is built it
Speaker 1: on a fenny and then sue them for five million dollars.
Speaker 1: So now it says caution hot on coffee cups. Yeah, no, shit,
Speaker 1: it's hot as sorry. That really blew my mind.
Speaker 2: No, it'd steal my heading because I've got my favorite
Speaker 2: coat hanger is like the black plastic one.
Speaker 1: I'm the same, but they're only good for T shirts
Speaker 1: and pants, nothing too.
Speaker 2: Heavy, even pants weigh them down really, And so I've
Speaker 2: been doing a bit of a jacket cul because Sean's
Speaker 2: moving in soon, and yeah, I'm gonna make wardrobe space.
Speaker 1: He's got a lot of shit and I already have
Speaker 1: a lot of shit. You've got a big walking wardrobe too,
Speaker 1: but it's already jam packed with my bullshit, and I'm
Speaker 1: due for a clothes cul anyway, oh gets Stephen st
Speaker 1: you have to pay him.
Speaker 2: But I just noticed the other day when I started
Speaker 2: doing a bit of a curl that half of my
Speaker 2: jackets aren't even on the hangers anymore.
Speaker 1: They're on the fucking floor because they just fall off.
Speaker 1: The hangers get all bent. Yep. I don't understand the
Speaker 1: point of the coat hanger if it can't hang a coat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what you need to get. I've just upgraded too, because,
Speaker 1: like I said, Stephen redid my wardrobe. Everything has been rechanged.
Speaker 1: Denim jackets, heavy coats, leather jackets are all on wooden.
Speaker 1: I love my wooden wooden coat hangers, but they take
Speaker 1: up more spak. They do, but they're thick because you
Speaker 1: know what else, there's nothing worse than a heavy coat,
Speaker 1: or even like a cotton T shirt that has been
Speaker 1: sitting on a coat hanger for a while. It gets
Speaker 1: the pointy shoulders.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, you know it's the worst for that.
Speaker 2: Those hideous fucking why your coat hangers, I hate, fuck.
Speaker 1: You're in a prison. You need to get The black
Speaker 1: ones are good for T shirts and like singlesthing whatnot.
Speaker 1: But the wooden ones are also a suit ones that
Speaker 1: have that they're rounded on the end so that the
Speaker 1: corners of the sleeves. They're amazing. But then how does
Speaker 1: one hang a coat? You need to get a coat hanger? Well,
Speaker 1: you would think, right, but apparently not. Well what would
Speaker 1: you do? What are they on? Now you've got your coat?
Speaker 1: Have you got snapped coat hangers? Yeah? So many?
Speaker 2: And I'm starting to let go of this idea that
Speaker 2: I want all my coat hangers to match because it's
Speaker 2: not practical.
Speaker 1: Why don't you double coat it, double double hang it.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have to know, you shouldn't. Shouldn't blood you
Speaker 1: have to have to do that? Well, what if you
Speaker 1: got the ones that clip? I don't like them there
Speaker 1: you get them in hotel rooms, not for me, but
Speaker 1: you could. You could do it. I suppose if this
Speaker 1: is the biggest problem in my life, I'm doing Okay,
Speaker 1: that's going to say, has a lot going on in
Speaker 1: the world at the moment, but this is what's stressing.
Speaker 1: You know, we can nut it out. What if you
Speaker 1: just folded them? Oh, don't be ridiculous, No, okay, all right?
Speaker 4: What about if you got a coat rack thing? You
Speaker 4: know those old coat racks go.
Speaker 1: That's Kareem's privilege. Jenna just suggested, what if you got
Speaker 1: a coachman at the door? Fuck that, What if you
Speaker 1: hired a full time bell boy to hold the coach
Speaker 1: for you? No, Jenna, we don't all live like that.
Speaker 1: Move into American service suite. I don't live there anymore.
Speaker 1: Is it just me on the fly?
Speaker 2: Have you never been in a situation like you see
Speaker 2: on American TV shows where you walk into someone's house
Speaker 2: and they're like, let me take your coat. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: very true, like as if they're forbidden indoors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because in America it's cold and hot, so the
Speaker 1: heating is inside. It's very different. It's the same in
Speaker 1: the UK. Items fucking freezing in Sydney this year it's
Speaker 1: so cold. Oh my god. One of my friends really
Speaker 1: fucking humbled me the other day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I said, oh my god, I'm really feeling
Speaker 2: the cold this year. It must be because I'm not
Speaker 2: as heavy as I was this time last year. And
Speaker 2: they said, no, it's drastically colder than average this winter.
Speaker 1: I'm like, point taken. Yeah, thatt one got through? All right?
Speaker 1: What series it just me? Are you taking a go
Speaker 1: for a Bradley count here. Is it just me? The
Speaker 1: flight attendants need to stop lying on Instagram in Paris
Speaker 1: for the weekend. No, you're not beach. You're on a
Speaker 1: casual shift. You're working, you're on the clock. How long
Speaker 1: do you reckon? They actually get to stay on the ground.
Speaker 1: After they've landed, they sleep, and they're back on that
Speaker 1: shuttle bus to the airport and they get back on
Speaker 1: that plane to work a shift.
Speaker 4: I feel like they're either at the beach or they're partying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah all the time. Oh and I love it.
Speaker 1: I'm all for a horse or horror a slight period.
Speaker 1: But the biggest slights I know are male flight attendant.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, they will get on a flight, they'll work
Speaker 1: a twelve hour shift, they'll land in LA, they'll take
Speaker 1: some dick, they'll party at WIHO. They'll get back on
Speaker 1: a flight and they'll work another twelve hour shift. They
Speaker 1: don't work for six days, and then you can get
Speaker 1: them on Instagram morning, sanriouck, I was a dinner with
Speaker 1: you last night. True.
Speaker 4: And then the next day they've got a picture of
Speaker 4: them and their grandma.
Speaker 1: Always always with or it's a photo of the turbine
Speaker 1: of the jet with the stairs going up, and they're like,
Speaker 1: back at it. I'm like, they're working, you just cocked in,
Speaker 1: you're in a uniform. But I back at any of these.
Speaker 2: I just googled and if it's a long haul flight,
Speaker 2: which if they're going to somewhere like Europe, it would
Speaker 2: be they get to stay twenty four hours and sometimes
Speaker 2: up to two days, so they could do a little
Speaker 2: bit of exploring. It's not like they're just at the
Speaker 2: ibis next to the airport for a few hours.
Speaker 1: I know, but they just snap it like their Gina
Speaker 1: Reinhart getting on a private jet, and it really pisses
Speaker 1: me off. Oh think that they're acting more like jurious
Speaker 1: than their life. Really totally rack on mac groan, like
Speaker 1: what now, that's like us getting to work and being
Speaker 1: like that laugh of the rich and famous studio day.
Speaker 1: It's like we're arguing twenty four seven, we got Heart
Speaker 1: Radio wants to fucking shoot us in the head. It's
Speaker 1: not all glitz and glam guys. Yeah, but I think
Speaker 1: most people they post the good bits of their life, right.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, but actually I don't. I post whenever my
Speaker 2: fucking washing machine isn't working. I purely focus on the
Speaker 2: fuck ups totally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a bit this. Yeah, yeah, it's just something
Speaker 1: about flight attendant pisces me off. You're just jealous. I
Speaker 1: reckon and I'm not jealous. Do you remember I think
Speaker 1: I said on the podcast when I was single in
Speaker 1: my whole era, I was almost going to fly to
Speaker 1: LA with this gay flight attendant and then you'd have
Speaker 1: to book the fly. No, he was going to give
Speaker 1: you the free flight to put me on the contest
Speaker 1: that they had access to free fly. It's called standby. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they can fly for free whenever they want, but it's
Speaker 1: only if there's empty seats. So they go, I want
Speaker 1: to get on this flight the last ten minutes before
Speaker 1: the doors closed, they go, yep, there's a free business seat.
Speaker 1: Jump on. Knowing you're luck, you'd be all packed and
Speaker 1: ready to be ready to pound this person in LA
Speaker 1: when you get there.
Speaker 2: And then they're like, suzz, it's full. Yes, You're like,
Speaker 2: well you won't be full. Here I go with the
Speaker 2: smart talk.
Speaker 1: Fuck, there's a dollar you're listening to? Is it just
Speaker 1: me you're listening? You're on Spotify. Don't forget to leave
Speaker 1: a five.
Speaker 2: Star now remember ages ago on the podcast, we did
Speaker 2: a segment called is it just mess?
Speaker 1: Oh my God? One of our best segments that we
Speaker 1: really kind of tucked away and didn't touch again.
Speaker 2: Well, the whole idea is that when we hear other
Speaker 2: people saying is it just me? Out in the wild,
Speaker 2: whether it be a TikTok, if someone says is it
Speaker 2: just me, we would bring it and then we would answer.
Speaker 1: The question, is it just means that we've evesdropped on? Correct?
Speaker 1: But I kind of didn't eavesdrop any Is it just means?
Speaker 1: To be honest, I wasn't hearing them. I've always been
Speaker 1: listening for them, and I do listen to them, but
Speaker 1: they're all terrible. So TikTok's like, is it just me?
Speaker 1: Or of Beefborg and Young this time of Year's favorite dish?
Speaker 1: I might not going to bring that to the show. No,
Speaker 1: I get well, I've got a fucking good one today.
Speaker 1: Right of all people, I've got a few, actually, but
Speaker 1: of all people, guess who let and is it just me? Drop?
Speaker 2: Anthony Albenezy, Tracy Grimshaw close getting Warmer, Oh, Sandra Sully Yes,
Speaker 2: oh really?
Speaker 1: Sally Yeah, famed Australian journalists.
Speaker 2: I feel like she's the quintessential journalist in Australia. Like
Speaker 2: when you think news reader, you think Sandra Sully amen
Speaker 2: Ya from Channel ten so nightly news, six pm news. Yes,
Speaker 2: she used to do like national news and that's how
Speaker 2: everyone around the country knew her. But now she's a
Speaker 2: A's Sydney girly and so anyway, she was on the
Speaker 2: project last week. They were interviewing her about the fact
Speaker 2: that she overheard a true crime podcast using an AI
Speaker 2: version of her voice.
Speaker 1: Wow, and it sounded exactly like her. Wow, it's in
Speaker 1: here of our own.
Speaker 3: Is the latest salem to have their voice ripped off
Speaker 3: by AI? Ten years legend, Sandra Sully heard a voice
Speaker 3: identical to hers reading a headline on a true crime podcast.
Speaker 1: We've used an AI generated voice to read some of
Speaker 1: the headline.
Speaker 3: Saint Patrick's college teacher arrested and facing multiple alleged child
Speaker 3: abuse charges. Our real life Sandra Sully is with us
Speaker 3: now in the flesh. Sandra, is that really you?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: Apparently, I mean I didn't record that voice.
Speaker 4: But gosh, when I heard it, I knew it sounded
Speaker 4: just like me.
Speaker 1: I read it by a couple of my colleagues thinking
Speaker 1: is it just me, and they went, gosh, that's you.
Speaker 1: I said, no, I didn't do it. Well, I mean
Speaker 1: it's not just you, babe, that is you. It sounds
Speaker 1: exactly like she's not imagining anything that is spooky, isn't it.
Speaker 1: That's scary. Well, that's exactly what happened to Scarlett your
Speaker 1: handsOn this week. She's suing the chat GPT or Open
Speaker 1: AI because their new voice sounds just like her sky
Speaker 1: Sky correct and they actually approached her to be the voice,
Speaker 1: and she said I don't want to be part of it,
Speaker 1: and they're like, well, we're going to do it anyway. Well,
Speaker 1: I feel I do, because that podcast clarified that, oh
Speaker 1: we use AI voices. It's kind of okay, no way ethically,
Speaker 1: very blurry. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: I wonder why they chose standard something. That's because she's
Speaker 2: the news three though.
Speaker 1: Well hold on, do you think Devil's Advocate here that
Speaker 1: the producers just typed in news voice, here's what we
Speaker 1: want you to say, and it just used internet clips.
Speaker 1: In Australia, she's the most prominent voice, so that's what
Speaker 1: the PAI used. I don't know, or.
Speaker 2: They could have just chosen her voice specifically and put
Speaker 2: it into like an AI voice clone thing, which.
Speaker 1: I've never done before.
Speaker 2: Apparently it's a thing people like you and the radio
Speaker 2: Windo three are worried that that's going to ruin your
Speaker 2: job or whatever.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not worried. You can't replicate these Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: you're right, you would. I can't forget.
Speaker 2: Well, I would like to prove to you actually that
Speaker 2: you can refer I knew you'd do it. Yes, but
Speaker 2: I haven't actually heard this yet. I've signed up to
Speaker 2: a website. All I had to do was give it
Speaker 2: a sample of your voice, which obviously I've got fucking
Speaker 2: hours an hour hours of your voice. Yeah, I haven't
Speaker 2: listened to it yet, so it could be dodgy. I
Speaker 2: don't know if this website is going to work or not. Okay,
Speaker 2: but I've typed in the exact same thing that Sandra
Speaker 2: Sally said. What her what her AI thing said? Yes,
Speaker 2: it was about alleged child abuse charges. Maybe I should
Speaker 2: write something else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe we could have done something fun and light. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I've got I've got to open what do you want
Speaker 1: me to type? Oh? I mean you could? We should
Speaker 1: we do how we maybe we start the show is
Speaker 1: it just me? Or should be? Okay? We start, yes,
Speaker 1: really the same way with and is it just me
Speaker 1: something we've noticed hate to appreciate? That'll do? I went
Speaker 1: to all the trouble of setting up the sand with
Speaker 1: Sully script before. I don't want to hear that over
Speaker 1: and over again, do you? Jenna? Okay? Ready, this is
Speaker 1: Ai cheery? This is me shit. Let's see how accurate
Speaker 1: should I say it? First? We've heard it a minu
Speaker 1: sorry every episode we start the show the same way
Speaker 1: with am is it just me something we've noticed hate
Speaker 1: or appreciate? WHOA, that's good. That's a bit fucking scary.
Speaker 1: Actually it even got like the vocal fry and the
Speaker 1: downward inflection. Why id fuck Ai me? Holy shit? Wow,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's freaking.
Speaker 2: I've also done the same with Jenna. What should we
Speaker 2: get heard to say? I haven't heard hers yet. I
Speaker 2: reckon nailing the quiver even a. I can't do that totally.
Speaker 1: What are we getting Jenna to say?
Speaker 4: What should I say?
Speaker 1: Something about a perpetual life? No doubt? What about I've
Speaker 1: got one? I'm not going to tell it?
Speaker 2: Ye Okay again everic week, We're going to clarify. This
Speaker 2: is not real Jenna, this is Ai Jenna.
Speaker 5: When are we doing rash shirts?
Speaker 1: That doesn't sound like you know it doesn't Maybe if
Speaker 1: you write in more, when are we doing rash shirts? Please? Please?
Speaker 1: I'm begging you rash shirts because she loves to beg Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do. Can you do like an asterisk and write
Speaker 1: whimpers like a small animal? I think it'll read that out.
Speaker 1: Oh we don't want to here we go.
Speaker 5: When are we doing rash shirts?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 4: Sun safety is important.
Speaker 1: Now I'm not getting general. No, that one doesn't work
Speaker 1: as well, but yours is pretty fucking freak. We're doing you, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: let's do you okay? I have uploaded mine as well.
Speaker 2: I'm happy to just say exactly what Sandra Sally said,
Speaker 2: even if it's a bit fucking.
Speaker 1: Okay dark Now we can do it once. It's all good, Okay.
Speaker 1: So this is Ai me. Saint Patrick's college teacher arrested
Speaker 1: and facing multiple alleged child abuse charges. Whoa it even
Speaker 1: got my inhale, got your lisp as well. Yeah, Saint
Speaker 1: Patrick's college teacher arrested by facing multiple alleged child abuse charges.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's actually really spooky.
Speaker 1: Can you do that every one again? Yeah, hold on
Speaker 1: or make it say whatever you want? Here we go.
Speaker 1: I want to fuck Mitchell Coombs. Okay, that is sorry,
Speaker 1: Now play the AI. Why did you bring that up
Speaker 1: out of night? Sorry? Wow, you're it's the most accurate.
Speaker 1: I think that's fucking weird. Wow, I'm scared. So Mitchell,
Speaker 1: did you give it? How much audio did you give it?
Speaker 1: Like thirty seconds? That's it? Yeah? Oh and this is
Speaker 1: in its infancy. Imagine in five years, imagine in twelve
Speaker 1: mass Yeah, that's terrifying. Our bank details are fucked. I've
Speaker 1: got another one for you. Okay, welcome to the Night
Speaker 1: Show on kis the world's worst radio show. Fuck. Oh,
Speaker 1: it doesn't care, it does. It's not good. Saint Patrick's
Speaker 1: college teacher arrested and facing multiple alleged child abuse charges.
Speaker 1: That charges at the end, do you reckon? Holy fuck?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: Can you get me to say that?
Speaker 1: Okay? We went from not wanting to say it. Okay,
Speaker 1: hang on, Oh my goodness, man, that's scary. Jenne, I'll
Speaker 1: get you to say it.
Speaker 5: Saint Patrick's college teacher arrested and facing multiple alleged child
Speaker 5: abuse charges.
Speaker 1: There's bits of you in there. Yeah that there's bits
Speaker 1: that sound nothing like her. What can I say? Get
Speaker 1: me to say something? What can we get it to say?
Speaker 1: A joke like? Do you have a joke that you've
Speaker 1: written for your stand up that you could input in?
Speaker 1: It's really frightening when no, when did I ask, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I am triggered by oh my god, I
Speaker 1: want to tell to fuck off?
Speaker 4: This is scary.
Speaker 1: I can make you tell to do it? Do it,
Speaker 1: Mitch Jury saying funk off. Here we go, fuck off AI.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, the offs good, but I'll get rid of
Speaker 1: the exclamation mark that I push. I'll see if that
Speaker 1: makes the difference. Fuck off AI. Why was it a question? Well,
Speaker 1: because it doesn't want to be sucked up. It wants
Speaker 1: to fight the charges.
Speaker 2: I've also done what that True crime podcasted, by the way,
Speaker 2: and you Sandra Sally's voice, So now we can get
Speaker 2: an official sweeper from her actual idea.
Speaker 1: Maybe that can we can end the segment with Sandra Sally.
Speaker 2: I did have more meme stops to go through. They're
Speaker 2: short and sweet, but here's Sandra.
Speaker 1: Hold on, you're.
Speaker 4: Listening to is it just me?
Speaker 1: A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Fuck, why no voice so aiable? Like that's bang on.
Speaker 1: That's so weird. Maybe it works on people that have
Speaker 1: really distinct tone. Yeah, must I've got a real tone.
Speaker 1: Sandra's got a real tone, so do you, Mitch Jenna
Speaker 1: unfortunately very bland and normal us just to replace you
Speaker 1: on the podcast if you're away, Oh, could you just
Speaker 1: replace you as well?
Speaker 2: Nah, I've got too much nuance. You're so easy to impersonate.
Speaker 2: I'm going to get yours to do a new impression
Speaker 2: right now and do it.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah, lies, lies, lies, weight loss, weight loss, breakup,
Speaker 1: break up? What was your name again? Just like every
Speaker 1: episode anal sex, we were charging a dollar every time
Speaker 1: you say I am not anymore. I'm over. That was
Speaker 1: last episode. I've given up.
Speaker 2: I do have other meat drops that we can just
Speaker 2: plow through through.
Speaker 1: Some guy called Jordan posted this, Is it just me
Speaker 1: or does the gay community really stuck? Yeah? Jordan, were shocks, mate,
Speaker 1: not just you. I hate to be honest here, but yeah,
Speaker 1: you're not wrong. You're not wrong. Sorry, we kind of
Speaker 1: lead that pack. That's on us, so we claim that.
Speaker 1: George Connor Rights posted this on TikTok Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Or you're just living in this constant state of what.
Speaker 4: The well said?
Speaker 1: Definitely not just you, Connor, We're all there with you, man,
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: You can follow the show online, just search a couple
Speaker 4: of mitches. If you don't, you're a tickhead.
Speaker 2: Okay, this next segment, I don't know what to call it.
Speaker 2: Is it a mispronunciation or talkback teams? Because it's actually both.
Speaker 1: To hybrid it to both mispronunciation things which Opener do
Speaker 1: even play both back to back. Should it be like
Speaker 1: the world's worst remix each other one the other end? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll try and blend them seamlessly. All Right, it's time
Speaker 1: for There were so many unknown worthy they surprisingly really
Speaker 1: worked well. That was shocking. I like that.
Speaker 2: So one of our idiots, Ryan works at three a W,
Speaker 2: the talkback station in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: He sent this to us.
Speaker 2: It happened on three a W and he thought of
Speaker 2: us immediately because it was a mispronunciation.
Speaker 1: On talkback rating. So it's perfect for us.
Speaker 2: It's right up our fucking alley, right, I deal. So
Speaker 2: this was during Mornings with Tom Elliott. I love that
Speaker 2: they were talking about how certain officers have introduced Lego
Speaker 2: stations for staff to play with.
Speaker 1: There's like a way to de stress. I mean, sure,
Speaker 1: they've got the panic room where you can just go
Speaker 1: and screen, but it's not soundproof. It's like a doctor's office.
Speaker 1: Or they have all the play equipment in the corner.
Speaker 1: They never sanitize.
Speaker 2: They've got, like adults Lego stations set up in certain workplaces.
Speaker 1: I can get around that, okay, so can I. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And so they were taking calls about whether that's weird
Speaker 2: and not adults playing with Lego. You know, I personally,
Speaker 2: I don't have an issue with that. I own play though,
Speaker 2: for God's sake. Yeah, yeah, No, adults can play with Lego.
Speaker 1: No, I love it.
Speaker 2: And that's when a midst pronunciation was dropped one of
Speaker 2: the callers and three aw.
Speaker 1: Lego for adults. One of the three sixth te three Mary,
Speaker 1: good morning, good morning? How are you good? Mary? I
Speaker 1: was just I went to a wedding this year and
Speaker 1: on the register there was some a request for Lego.
Speaker 1: You could buy certain packs or couldn't contribute to a
Speaker 1: thirteen hundred dollars pack of Legos. That's the bright and
Speaker 1: groom wanted. So not Lego. It was Lego, Lego, Lego, yeah, lego. Oh,
Speaker 1: bless her, that's what. Yeah, I know exactly where this is.
Speaker 1: Do you want to know what I had for breakfast
Speaker 1: this morning? I actually was going to ask you. Scrambled eggs?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have my sister and your brother. They're breth pregnant.
Speaker 1: Oh pregnant, Yeah, they're pregnant. Your sister baky? Yeah? Oh
Speaker 1: what car? Would you say? The iHeartRadio logo is right right.
Speaker 1: I was going to say the same thing, but I
Speaker 1: don't know. I thought i'd be an orange. It's definitely right.
Speaker 1: Have you heard the rumors? Have you heard the rumors? Now?
Speaker 1: Tell me William enjoys being pegged? I do not know.
Speaker 1: My name is.
Speaker 4: Jana not perfect?
Speaker 1: That was brilliant. You're not gonna have another one, but
Speaker 1: that'll be here. That's all we need. Nah, I've got
Speaker 1: confidence she'll come up with one. Yeah, she will you
Speaker 1: another one.
Speaker 4: I've got legs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got legs and you definitely do that. Juke doesn't?
Speaker 1: Can I say so? She was saying lego instead of
Speaker 1: lego or the poor thing? Did he correct her? Do
Speaker 1: we know?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: We didn't acknowledge it. Only people like us would notice
Speaker 2: something like that and be like, oh, we could work
Speaker 2: with this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you're right, because we are all of us.
Speaker 1: We're a bunch of train rakes. You're not wrong. Our
Speaker 1: minds have just turned into an absolute mace. Yeah what's mace?
Speaker 1: Oh mes? Yeah? No, I god, Yeah, that was that
Speaker 1: was a straight Yeah, that's a good one. That was good.
Speaker 1: That was good. That's that's a stressful oneful, straceful, strathful, straceful.
Speaker 1: That's extremely straceful. You knew what I meant. Yeah, no idea.
Speaker 1: So you know when you're in a either caves or
Speaker 1: hole and you get your hand like this and you
Speaker 1: scream out loud yeah, and your voice kind of an
Speaker 1: a and it keeps going and going, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Ray verberates, Yeah it does. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh god, what brand of oven do you have? I
Speaker 1: can't remember? Make Oh my god? Yeah, oh fuck. I
Speaker 1: thought there was a snake, but it's just a gayco
Speaker 1: Oh my god. You like you because they would have
Speaker 1: they would have scared the fucking.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you a really beautiful story from when I
Speaker 2: was a child. Mum said to me We're going to
Speaker 2: paint your bedroom and you can choose what colors you
Speaker 2: put on the ball. Yeah, so I went hogs Bristol,
Speaker 2: like a creamy color around the side. But then I
Speaker 2: had one feature of all the color I chose was
Speaker 2: spiced nat make oh gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, knowing not, I can to re imagine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know how I'm going to be an Angeliet. And
Speaker 1: then Juliette was of course bethrows to j Yeah Julia
Speaker 1: eight sorry was bethrowed to Romeo? Gorgeous? Story of love?
Speaker 1: Can I say a great hybrid by the way of
Speaker 1: both segments? I mean, I know that never happens. Don't
Speaker 1: thing ever happened once before? I'm pretty sure. Remember that
Speaker 1: chick that kept saying covered instead of COVID. Oh yeah
Speaker 1: I do. How can I forget Jackie? Oh that doesn't work?
Speaker 1: Co okay, yeah, no, you're right, yeah, yeah right, he
Speaker 1: doesn't get it. No, I know struggle. Once we get
Speaker 1: through all the big words, we're on the niche words.
Speaker 1: It gets really tough. Do you like to take miroor
Speaker 1: selfies posted to Instagram at the same time? Yeah? I did,
Speaker 1: hear Oh fuck, sorry, it's back. Well you know I
Speaker 1: went to the physio. Yeah, I was talking about getting
Speaker 1: it fixed. It's not actually a muscle leg. Turns out
Speaker 1: that's all connected to my bad nake.
Speaker 2: Your bad naken paint. You should go to Apiro because oh,
Speaker 2: never mind, just gonna say craik, but that's crack.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think that works. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Maybe if you blow them away in your Anguliet performance,
Speaker 2: they'll make you like a regular character.
Speaker 1: They might. Yeah, my fingers crossed. You might have to
Speaker 1: bake and bag to be cast permanently. I might get
Speaker 1: a time. Don't make me bake. No, I don't, won't,
Speaker 1: I won't bag. Do you reckon?
Speaker 2: They'd get angry at me. If I took my phone
Speaker 2: and I filmed a bootleg recording.
Speaker 1: And Juliet to share with baby. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know. The royal that recently died, Elizabeth? What was
Speaker 1: she again?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Quen ye queen, queen queen. Although it's a let sound. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's hard, right, yeah it is. Yeah, it's tricky. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I wouldn't bat on it. Bait, Yeah, bait you
Speaker 1: want to bait really is a tough one. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you think when you eventually move out you'll move
Speaker 2: into a house that allows pates. Because you were talking
Speaker 2: about getting a talk.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get it. I just drink too
Speaker 1: much papsy Max, and I'm worried that it'll just drink
Speaker 1: at all. So you know you're furious at flight attendants.
Speaker 2: Is it specific to like international flights or would you
Speaker 2: also be delaus as someone that merely works for Jade's star?
Speaker 1: No? Everyone, Yeah, I'll never forget the first day we mate.
Speaker 1: I've got my idea. Let's have a little race, ready,
Speaker 1: Tacko Jenner. There's no only to freight. Come down when
Speaker 1: you're a little girl, Jenner. Yes, would you ever get
Speaker 1: in the spa bath and put your butt up against
Speaker 1: the jat Jade? Jade, Ah, I'm forgetting. He keeps for gating.
Speaker 1: It's Jade, I'll remind you. Le becomes lego, Yeah, it
Speaker 1: becomes yeah, yeah, yeah, it's ability of the bait. I
Speaker 1: was going to ask I missed my vaate appointment because
Speaker 1: I was watching the mate Garla the carpet, say, how
Speaker 1: are you still enjoying pilates? Yeah? I do it? Does
Speaker 1: it get you're hot and sweating? Actually? Do you leave
Speaker 1: the reforming machine all weight I wish. Yeah, no grets, no, no,
Speaker 1: none of all. I think we've gone through every letter
Speaker 1: of the alphabet, and I think we've exhausted it. Maybe
Speaker 1: we call it quits. Really, yeah, I'm done with it
Speaker 1: once Once my brain clicks off, I can't think of anymore.
Speaker 4: I can tell when you click off.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he gives up because I'm doing so well.
Speaker 1: I'm just getting on a roll, Jenna, do you have anymore? Also,
Speaker 1: don't you come at me with giving up one good one?
Speaker 1: You close your eyes to play.
Speaker 2: You used to play the saxophone, right, yeah, Outer. Also,
Speaker 2: did you ever try.
Speaker 1: The clarinet because woodwinds are quite simple? Didn't? What do
Speaker 1: you do? That's disgusting If our fans knew you were
Speaker 1: on sports bait right now betting on the horses, that's
Speaker 1: disgusting as an advocate, right if you're not an enough
Speaker 1: date as it is, Yeah, you're in severe financial date. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you Ryan for sending that in. I've had fun
Speaker 1: person and I love that jacket on you, Mitchell. What
Speaker 1: style would you say that is? It's like a like
Speaker 1: a Latimer jacket. It's not even a jacket. It's a
Speaker 1: bast man. He's also just reading a T shirt. I
Speaker 1: know it's like theater of the mind. Thanks for writing in.
Speaker 1: That was very nice.
Speaker 2: Anyway, let's get out of here. I want to get
Speaker 2: home in time to watch the sun. Say says, you
Speaker 2: wanted to say, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I bait, I bait.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening. I debate right now. I bet it
Speaker 1: took me a sake. Hey, five star reviews. Please are
Speaker 1: to be very nice. Please do Apple podcasts or out.
Speaker 1: Actually a while that's done a shout out person. Sorry
Speaker 1: to be rude, but that person keeps commenting, Sorry, wow,
Speaker 1: that was a good one. Oh god, well it's breath.
Speaker 1: Have you been smoking cigarette? I don't endorse that Hot
Speaker 1: Dog Niggity Dog keeps editing, they said, I don't care.
Speaker 1: I'm not reading it out because we're giving them energy tests.
Speaker 2: We've read Hot Diggity Dog's review so many times, and
Speaker 2: it's different every time because I don't know you can
Speaker 2: edit reviews.
Speaker 1: You can tests with the Hibiscus says, I always listen
Speaker 1: to I Gym when I'm in bed before going to
Speaker 1: sleep because it's always making me feel better after a
Speaker 1: stressful day, and I feel like I'm part of the conversation.
Speaker 1: Best podcast on the cloud, she says, also with a pink,
Speaker 1: blue and yellow heart. Oh, well done. What was the
Speaker 1: name again, tests with a highbiscus. Well done, Cat Bob
Speaker 1: eight nine one one, Hello you be here? Love this
Speaker 1: podcast give me a good laugh when I truly need
Speaker 1: it and helps me get through my days. I love
Speaker 1: hard love that always hilarious, says AM's w I'm blessed
Speaker 1: by the arrival of Mitch and Jenna's baby. We don't
Speaker 1: talk about that anymore. Oh yeah, we don't talk about that.
Speaker 1: She's not pregnant. Yeah, I suffer from in somewhere Mitch,
Speaker 1: Mitch and Jenna pass the time. I actually have a
Speaker 1: review that I want to read out to you from
Speaker 1: Steven's mother. Oh fuck, really, Zita message me. She's a
Speaker 1: fan of the show. She's a zeta, she's lovely. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: is it a messing you? He said him. You're not
Speaker 1: sure if I should see this, but I will. I
Speaker 1: was just listening to the Two Mitches podcast on the train.
Speaker 1: So this isn't She didn't write this publicly? No, all right,
Speaker 1: this is a non public okay review, a private question.
Speaker 1: I fell asleep and lucky for me, the guy next
Speaker 1: to me got up at Janelle. If he hadn't, I
Speaker 1: would have ended up in cronlla. Makes me think your
Speaker 1: podcast puts me to sleep. Wow, yep, that's it's hurtful
Speaker 1: that I said. I said, not sure if that's the
Speaker 1: best orst of you I ever had? We laugh, She
Speaker 1: laugh reacted it's all in all in good taste. What
Speaker 1: was the name of Well, thanks for that, Zet's thanks ZD.
Speaker 1: She actually does listen to every episode of the podcast.
Speaker 1: That's how she found out about the bed head and everything.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was all there. Yeah, a lot. We're
Speaker 1: going to react. It was a lot. I really need
Speaker 1: to have some sort of filter. I'm gonna have Ai
Speaker 1: Mitchell Coomb's sign off today. Okay, patch your next Monday idiots.
Speaker 1: Bye bub that's awful. Yeah, the really low time. Okay,
Speaker 1: bye bye b We do love you. Will do a
Speaker 1: real human sign off now. Because this nothing can replace this.
Speaker 1: Let's all do something that is quintessentially us. Oh god,
Speaker 1: I can't cough like that. Jenna just wimped. Mitchell, I
Speaker 1: don't know what's what's something distinctly me make some sarcastic
Speaker 1: comment towards my body or Jenna's head, your body. No,
Speaker 1: let's just go. Oh, there we go. That's it. That's snappy, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: There he is. Yeah, let's just fucking leah we go.
Speaker 1: We love You'll see you very soon. Don't forget to
Speaker 1: buy your merch yep, if you haven't yet. If you
Speaker 1: haven't got your merger, it's available. We've got the multiple.
Speaker 1: Go the look. If you don't buy anything, that's fine.
Speaker 1: It's it's a couple of mint again, have a shop.
Speaker 1: It's really fun. And you know, if you do buy merch, DMS,
Speaker 1: let us know, tag us. If you want to put
Speaker 1: on your stories, we love that and we will repost
Speaker 1: the photos if you get your merch. Yes, I can't
Speaker 1: wait to see that. Yes. All right, Well see you
Speaker 1: guys very soon. Bye. Is It's just me.
Speaker 4: A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 2: At Welcome to add a brief our secret segment on
Speaker 2: the end. We pretend the show's done, but it's not.
Speaker 2: We keep talking shit. Why is my AI version so monotonous?
Speaker 1: Can you copy that and see if if what cheery
Speaker 1: sounds like it seems to have nailed me? It has Okay,
Speaker 1: here's here's Cheery's casion. Welcome to a d debrief, our
Speaker 1: secret segment. On the end, we pretend the show's done,
Speaker 1: but it's not. We keep talking. Shit, you just went
Speaker 1: hyper femin that one. Holy fuck. I like him to
Speaker 1: add to dif AI is not there yet. But when
Speaker 1: you think about where I was a year ago and
Speaker 1: where it is now, so scary. You know when you
Speaker 1: get those prank phone well not prank phone calls, they're
Speaker 1: scam phone calls, and it's like, hello, this is an
Speaker 1: said bank. When you answer and say hello, that's actually
Speaker 1: them recording your voice. So then they use it to
Speaker 1: make AI out of it.
Speaker 2: Apparently, why would they want to use someone's terrible phone
Speaker 2: line to make AI voices?
Speaker 1: Because AI can make a voice from just a little
Speaker 1: bit of noise, a little sample of your voice. So
Speaker 1: then they get the AI to actually call the bank
Speaker 1: and go, Hi, I want to withdraw a million dollars.
Speaker 1: Here's my pin code. Wow. So when you get those
Speaker 1: phone calls, never speak or go to them. I do,
Speaker 1: I go help, I throw them off. Hello with Mitchy.
Speaker 1: So then if hackers, if as ever got a hack
Speaker 1: call from Mitch Jerry, they'd be like this is a
Speaker 1: fucking reptile.
Speaker 2: He's a get go Yeah. I tried to make Ai
Speaker 2: mitchell Kin say yeah and it goes yeah, sound like
Speaker 2: a b.
Speaker 1: Again. Yeah yeah, It's like the fuck? What else can
Speaker 1: I get you to say? What's a catchphrase? I say? No,
Speaker 1: my famous catchphrase. Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
Speaker 1: Hold on.
Speaker 4: That's what you say A lot totally.
Speaker 1: Not even real. What about we've got a live tweet? Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. We've got a live tweet. It's Julia Gillard.
Speaker 1: How did you get it? That was good? That was good?
Speaker 1: Was good? How does it know that I do that?
Speaker 2: What's something that you would what's something that you would
Speaker 2: say regularly on like your radio show or something?
Speaker 1: Hello, welcome to the show, everybody I said every night?
Speaker 1: Call us now, Yeah, call thirteen one oh six five. Now, okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. I've just typed something out for it.
Speaker 1: Call us now thirteen one oh six five. Tell us
Speaker 1: where you've gotten your fist stuck? That's good? That's real
Speaker 1: Kiss FM content image.
Speaker 2: Will it make a difference if I had an exclamation mark?
Speaker 2: Because he didn't sound that enthusiastic.
Speaker 1: Call us now, thirteen one oh six five, tell us
Speaker 1: where you've gotten your fist stuck. He's had a concern
Speaker 1: your fifth duck. You've got your fish stock. Kind of
Speaker 1: sounds like a nineteen twenties trans Atlantic tell us, where
Speaker 1: you've got your fish stock. I'm not into AI. Guys
Speaker 1: don't like it. Not for it? You know A I
Speaker 1: can float back? Now? Do you have the option to
Speaker 1: talk to an ai? Mitchell? What do you mean? Do
Speaker 1: you have you? I'm getting a scam now, are you? Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh quick? It could be it's a random numb but
Speaker 1: I think it's a scam. We'll see. Hello, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I had to call you about Wait, send me a selfie.
Speaker 1: I'm about to jump into a podcast record. I actually
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be killed if I take this call. Can
Speaker 1: I text you when I'm done?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: See you by belly, I was gonna scam.
Speaker 4: That was not a scam.
Speaker 5: Hi, I am Jenna.
Speaker 4: I was a slut on kon tiki.
Speaker 1: Fu. I was a slut on kon tiki. When we
Speaker 1: all know that, do more? Mitchell, Ku, I'm gonna ride
Speaker 1: it phonetically, kentiky, How are you spelling that? Kyo? When
Speaker 1: t eki? Hi, I'm Jenna.
Speaker 5: I was a slut on kentiki.
Speaker 1: Oh better better for the work c O N T
Speaker 1: E E K Y spell it out. Yeah, I had
Speaker 1: to write thirteen one oh six the numbers. That's frighteningly scary. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: AI is doomed at the end of the world. Doomed men.
Speaker 1: I just think I don't like it. I'm not It
Speaker 1: is thriving, that's what. That's why we're doomed. I don't
Speaker 1: think we need it. We don't need smart computers. This
Speaker 1: is dangerous for us. Is it because you just don't
Speaker 1: get it? No, I fully understand it. Do you want
Speaker 1: to have a play? No, I don't want to have
Speaker 1: a play. I get it. I don't like it. We
Speaker 1: work in the audio space. This is not good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like it's clearly just not hitting the mark. It's
Speaker 1: not quite right. So people, you couldn't actually replace announcement
Speaker 1: with that not quite right yet? Like what if.
Speaker 2: I like, next time we have to do an ad read,
Speaker 2: I just put the script in and.
Speaker 1: Let the AI read it. You'd be able to tell
Speaker 1: it wasn't us. Yeah, of course, but in twelve months, God,
Speaker 1: what do you want me to say? Let me give
Speaker 1: me the computer?
Speaker 2: So you just type it in there and hit generate.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna make me say something stupid? Or is
Speaker 2: it something I would actually say?
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Please come to my comedy show Water
Speaker 1: Off a Duck's clott it's at Daran. Did I ask.
Speaker 4: What a clot?
Speaker 1: When did I ask? Oh? Nice? Nice? Why did you
Speaker 1: write clot? I didn't sort of duck with its rags?
Speaker 2: What are you doing now? I tried to do Marge Simpson,
Speaker 2: and it did march if she didn't have a croaky voice. Yeah,
Speaker 2: even though the voice I gave it to mimic was
Speaker 2: obviously just Marge being like home.
Speaker 1: But it just goes home on. It got rid of
Speaker 1: the croak, and it gets rid of Jenna's like freighting.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So there's different options for which one's mine? Oh? Got
Speaker 1: it again? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Five score years go, a great American in whose symbolic
Speaker 5: shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous
Speaker 5: decree came as a.
Speaker 1: Great because Martin Luther, I have a dreamful transcript, who
Speaker 1: had been seared in the flames of withering injustice.
Speaker 5: What it came as a joyous daybreak to end the
Speaker 5: long night of their captivity. But one hundred years later, glimpse.
Speaker 1: That's wow, Jenna, I've got another one had on.
Speaker 2: What it could literally do this all day? Should be
Speaker 2: wrap stand by, should be aimed, the show.
Speaker 1: Stand by we are. He's got purse lips. As he types,
Speaker 1: he's quite proud of what he's come up with. I think, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I can't find it anywhere.
Speaker 2: Oh you're trying to copy and paste something. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: it's a weird thought that I just have. Yeah, tell
Speaker 2: us you know how we're putting things into AI and
Speaker 2: being like, oh my god, that's so impressive that it
Speaker 2: can do that. But then I'm like, we don't talk
Speaker 2: about how impressive it is that humans can do that.
Speaker 2: I only just started thinking about, well, the technology in
Speaker 2: our brains that we can just talk.
Speaker 1: No one else does that. That's very Monkeys can't commute.
Speaker 1: So this is me giving Professor Snapes monologue before he dies. Potter,
Speaker 1: the very name boils my blood hotter than new celebrity Potter,
Speaker 1: Lily and James's son, Harry Potter. He's just like his father.
Speaker 1: If he had known his father, he would understand why
Speaker 1: we say it all the time to him. He would
Speaker 1: also better understand the hatred I have for him. This
Speaker 1: sounds so much like you. Really, I see his defiance
Speaker 1: and his arrogance. Then Harry looks at me in class,
Speaker 1: defiance in his eyes. But all I see her eyes,
Speaker 1: Lily's green eyes staring back at me. That's creepy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's very good. Anyway, have we done here? Yeah? Okay, no,
Speaker 1: I don't think you are. I can hear the typing.
Speaker 1: I'm done.
Speaker 4: What are you typing?
Speaker 1: Nothing? Let's go. Okay, sure, thank you for listening. Everyone,
Speaker 1: don't I'll get the AI to do the two percent.
Speaker 1: I have a massive penis. Oh my god. I shouldn't
Speaker 1: have said that, but slip at the top.
Speaker 4: That was really good.
Speaker 1: Thanks. Pause, Jenny, just saw my penis. I pulled my
Speaker 1: pants down. You get it to do the sign off?
Speaker 2: Hold on one more thing, just to restore balance after
Speaker 2: that boast from you.
Speaker 1: My boyfriend is nine years old. It's not funny, not funny.
Speaker 4: It sounds so real.
Speaker 1: He's not he's twenty two. No, I did he have
Speaker 1: a birthday. No, he's got one coming up. It's been
Speaker 1: saying that for about four years. Yeah, now he's twenty
Speaker 1: two in twelve months. Okay, here we go. Ready.
Speaker 2: We hope this podcast made you feel at least two
Speaker 2: percent better today, that's all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we do, Thank you, so we do. That
Speaker 1: was really us, Jenna. Yeah that's my way. Actually, you go,
Speaker 1: thanks listening, You go to get to your door, You leave
Speaker 1: us five stars, and you see you very soon. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: we will catch you very soon for pick week. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right.
Speaker 2: Week is the week we've bumped it back for Jenna's birthdays,
Speaker 2: normally the last week of May.
Speaker 1: Correct, we're doing it for you, Jenna, as we love
Speaker 1: you week. All right, thanks for listening, idiots, Make sure
Speaker 1: you stuck up on snacks. Okay, yeah, catch you for
Speaker 1: next week. See bye bye bye.
Speaker 4: Is it just me a podcast by a couple of meches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.