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Speaker 1: Jum mission with Jones and Amanda Weekend. What'd you get

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Speaker 1: up to? Well, I've got a gooli about my dog, actually,

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Speaker 1: little Minnie. Love Minnie, of course I love Minnie. She's

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Speaker 1: my favorite thing in the universe. Move over, children and

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Speaker 1: husband who yes? And me? What? My dog is my

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Speaker 1: favorite thing in the world. But you know we're all

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Speaker 1: going through grooming issues. No hairdresses, no waxing, no anything

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Speaker 1: very hard. You can hear my chin hairs growing. I'm

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Speaker 1: surprising not rustling on the microphone here. But Minnie needs

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Speaker 1: a groom as well. She's a border Collie and we

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Speaker 1: give her a trim once a year and she gets

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Speaker 1: clipped right back. So she looks up that meer cat

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Speaker 1: in the commercial, so cute. But her hair is so

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Speaker 1: long at the moment. So I took her for a

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Speaker 1: walk on Saturday morning, and I think the local parker

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Speaker 1: must have had the sprinklers on, because when we got home,

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Speaker 1: I noticed her feet were black, her all the long

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Speaker 1: hair on the stomach had mud on it, and I

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Speaker 1: so rather than wiping her feet, I thought, look, you

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Speaker 1: know what, she's been a bit stinky. I'll go through

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Speaker 1: the laborious process of giving it a bath or a

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Speaker 1: shower bath. Well, there's there's one at the log there's

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Speaker 1: one of the local car wash where you can go

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Speaker 1: up there. And every time we take her out of

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Speaker 1: the house and walk anywhere near there, she's pulling at

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Speaker 1: the chain. Don't take me, don't take me. So I thought, look,

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Speaker 1: I'll just do it here. So I strip off to

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Speaker 1: Undy's Dreadful and we've got a shower with one of

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Speaker 1: those hand what are those things called the hose? You

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Speaker 1: know that? So it's not it's got the shower head

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Speaker 1: plus also, yeah, handheld shower. That's it. I have some

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Speaker 1: dog shampoo and conditioner at home. Harley used to wash

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Speaker 1: the dog in human shampoo and Chris Brown looked askance

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Speaker 1: and said, you cannot be my friends. Apparently it irritates

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Speaker 1: their skin. It's terrible for them. So we now have

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Speaker 1: dogs roll around in dead, dead carcasses. This is bad

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Speaker 1: for their skin to use human shampoo. I mean, human

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Speaker 1: shampoo's not made for people who roll around in dead carcasses.

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming I remember that in the Norska commercial. So

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Speaker 1: I've got shampoo and conditioner for the dog. So it's

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Speaker 1: a tire. See what happens. Use the dog shampoo. Just

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Speaker 1: out of curiosity, I dragged my backside off the carpet,

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Speaker 1: so I wet her down. It took ages to get

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Speaker 1: it all through, shampooed, rinsed it off, put the conditioner.

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Speaker 1: She hates it, so I'm struggling with her the whole time.

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Speaker 1: At the end of that, I used a towel to

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Speaker 1: dry her down. She runs away from that and wipes

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Speaker 1: herself all along the wall, looking for the couches to

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Speaker 1: wipe herself. So I said, you know what, I'll get

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Speaker 1: up my hair dry. So I got out my dice

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Speaker 1: and hair dryer and started to held her by the

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Speaker 1: neck and was blow drying her hair. It took ages, ages,

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Speaker 1: and then it looked all weird. So I thought, now

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Speaker 1: I've got a brusher. This has taken such a long time.

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Speaker 1: My back was killing me. So then I brush her

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Speaker 1: and finally she's fluffy and clean, and half an hour

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Speaker 1: later she jumped in the pool. Of course, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: maybe she wanted to get rid of those nice smells.

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Speaker 1: She jumped in the pool, which makes her smell like

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Speaker 1: old cheese, And I just looked at her and thought,

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Speaker 1: I can't deal I'm getting a goldfish. Yeah, so that

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Speaker 1: was my weekend. In a nutshell, you've got plastic goldfish.

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Speaker 1: I'm signing to see the appeal Jonesy and Amanda's SA