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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast Mini Woodrow.

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Speaker 2: Meghan and Harry also known as Mary. Now what are

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Speaker 2: they known as?

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Speaker 3: Megsit? No?

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Speaker 2: Now that's yeah, that was there. It was there? Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Have they got a Have they got a Monika Hagan?

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's Hagan. That sounds like it is

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Speaker 2: now type of Scottish bread.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, that's our Hagers.

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Speaker 2: That's Scottish meat loaf, isn't it.

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Speaker 3: That's a that's a pig bladder. Beautiful, it's a beautiful,

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Speaker 3: beautiful treat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So Meghan and Harry or Hagan signed an eighteen

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Speaker 2: million pounds sterling Spotify podcast deal bloody Ell with some

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Speaker 2: guys called arch Well Audio, and in Australian dollars is

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Speaker 2: thirty three million dollar deal. Ye. Now, so thirty three

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Speaker 2: million dollar deal. Before I tell you how many podcasts

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Speaker 2: they've released, I'm just going to find it. How many

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Speaker 2: podcasts do you think we've put out in twenty twenty one?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Probably three a day for forty weeks. Okay, so three

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Speaker 2: a day for forty weeks. Hundreds, No, No, it's definitely

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Speaker 2: more than math twenty one anyway.

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Speaker 1: Carry the about twelve hundred between twelve hundred and thirty

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Speaker 1: hundred mats is type, that's the sound.

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Speaker 3: Don't know how that's happened three day for forty weeks.

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Speaker 2: You actually now that, Yeah, I did, But then you

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Speaker 2: have I don't think it's more.

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Speaker 3: I said there's more than twelve hundred.

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Speaker 2: It's six hundred. Yeah, I was gonna say, no, it's

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Speaker 2: I think it's I think it's actually six thousand.

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Speaker 3: Everyone stopped, Everyone stopped forty weeks.

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Speaker 2: Forty weeks we released three a day, yes, don't you,

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Speaker 2: bloody bay. So you have to do First of all,

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Speaker 2: you have to do five times four, which is the

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Speaker 2: because that's how many days in a week. And I

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Speaker 2: think you missed that step.

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Speaker 3: I might have missed that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then new times are vice, Yeah, exactly six thousand.

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Speaker 2: Don't carry on six hundred podcasts this year. Okay, so

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Speaker 2: we did six hundred podcasts for let's say our salaries. Okay,

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Speaker 2: we don't pay extra to do a podcast, right, that's

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Speaker 2: just they bits they take from the show. Harry and

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Speaker 2: Meghan for thirty three million dollars in twenty twenty one

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Speaker 2: have released zero podcasts for thirty three million.

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Speaker 3: Did Spotify just cook the contract?

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Speaker 2: They just haven't. They just haven't released anything yet. No,

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Speaker 2: but how could you be sitting on They're sitting on

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Speaker 2: their they're sitting on their idea, they're still on the brainstorm.

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Speaker 1: How could you receive thirty three million dollars though, and

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Speaker 1: then not release what the contract would have said that

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Speaker 1: you have to release a minimum of you'd think.

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Speaker 2: So they've got the best agent in the world, who's

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Speaker 2: just gone on to you. What for the first year,

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Speaker 2: we don't do anything, but we'll take the cash, twenty

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Speaker 2: twenty two will think about doing something, and then maybe

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Speaker 2: twenty twenty three you'll get your other podcast.

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Speaker 3: That is an extraordinary isn't that amazing?

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Speaker 2: So thirty three million, that was the big deal. They

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Speaker 2: haven't released anything, which is a real shame because I mean,

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Speaker 2: I mean, the suspense. Yeah, they're building this. Maybe the

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Speaker 2: first year of the contract was thirty million dollars, we

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Speaker 2: released nothing, but geez, the anticipation peaks.

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Speaker 1: And then some radio knobs will be talking about the

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Speaker 1: fact that you've released nothing.

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Speaker 2: And then all when it comes out, there's a bit

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Speaker 2: of pressure on the idea though, because I mean they

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Speaker 2: I mean, look, don't get me wrong, they have had

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Speaker 2: absolute gems recently. I mean when they were on Oprah,

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Speaker 2: and I mean this is obviously how they got the deal.

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Speaker 2: They heard them on Oprah and they were like, wow,

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Speaker 2: that could make some great podcasting stuff.

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Speaker 3: We put on our worlies to feed the hend. Meghan

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Speaker 3: and Harry recently rescued from a factory Pharne. But you know,

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Speaker 3: I just love rescuing, so.

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Speaker 2: That's damning audio. I'm sorry about that. Sometimes we chop

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Speaker 2: things to make people look worse than they are. But

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Speaker 2: the point is, I think they're short of an idea.

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Speaker 2: Woulds they're short of an idea what.

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Speaker 3: To do their podcast about? Yes?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, apart from rescuing things, which will be obviously

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Speaker 2: podcast right. Sure, I think because you're an ideas.

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Speaker 3: Guy, thank you, I am. I want to know that,

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Speaker 3: you idiot.

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Speaker 2: We're going to go to a song?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 2: And on the other side, given that you are an

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Speaker 2: ideas guy and you don't know.

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Speaker 3: It, I can't turn this thing off my brain.

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Speaker 2: That is, I'd like you to come up with five

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Speaker 2: ideas for Harry and Meghan's podcast.

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Speaker 1: Ideas for like, for a podcast series, like a theme, Yes,

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Speaker 1: for a theme?

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Speaker 3: Right that they have to Yeah, I can do that

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Speaker 3: Boddy eth I can do that.

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Speaker 2: If anyone wants to join Woods thirty one O six

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Speaker 2: five five, you've got three minutes kind of five podcasts

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Speaker 2: ideas for Harry and Meghan.

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Speaker 3: Yep, don easy done. Yeah, yeah, well not done yet,

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Speaker 3: but they'll they'll come. They'll come to me. Come on,

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Speaker 3: none are coming.

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Speaker 2: We are talking about the thirty three million dollars Spotify

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Speaker 2: deal which Meghan and Harry signed for twenty twenty one.

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Speaker 2: And I think arch Well Audio, who paid them that

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Speaker 2: exorbitant some will be really chuffed with the fact that

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Speaker 2: they haven't released a single podcast.

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Speaker 3: They're going to jump in there.

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Speaker 1: Arch Well Audio is them Spotify, Spotify paid them.

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Speaker 2: Art Well Audio is meghanon.

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Speaker 1: Big twist, big twist in the story. They are arch

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Speaker 1: Well Audio, which I think is only to do with

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Speaker 1: their kid.

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Speaker 3: It's called Archie. Their son's got it. I don't know

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Speaker 3: what Well means.

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Speaker 2: Arch Well Audio is Meghan and Harry.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they are arch Well Audio.

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Speaker 1: Wow, they've released zero podcasts and they've been paid thirty

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Speaker 1: three million dollars by Spotify to release nothing.

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Speaker 2: Geez, that's that's yeah.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't that show how much money Spotify?

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Speaker 2: I've got it does it does?

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Speaker 3: I mean they're morons as well. I hard radio it's

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Speaker 3: place to be.

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Speaker 1: Can I just say if you want to audio in

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Speaker 1: Toteram and Bloody Health's the best and this, but go well,

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Speaker 1: I hate Spotify.

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Speaker 3: I hate it all right, So I have the glitches

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Speaker 3: and whatnot.

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Speaker 2: So I've come to you Woods because I think they're

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Speaker 2: obviously running out of ideas.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they haven't got any ideas for their podcast. And

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Speaker 2: you're an ideas guy. You're an ideas guy.

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Speaker 1: Look, I throw up some stinkers, don't get me wrong,

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Speaker 1: But the end of the day, they just come out

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Speaker 3: They just come out of me. I can't see if

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Speaker 3: they're good or bad, but they come out of me.

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Speaker 2: It's just like a tap. Now I want to turn

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Speaker 2: that tap on.

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Speaker 3: Oh caution if I can.

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Speaker 2: So I've given you one song, yeah, to come up

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Speaker 2: with five ideas for Meghan and Harry's Spotify account. So

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Speaker 2: these are like overarching things, you know, like a big

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Speaker 2: podcast for Vision is history for example, and I'm Glad

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Speaker 2: Mom podcast Yeah goes back, you know, through time, finds

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Speaker 2: things that are unseen and misunderstood. So that's that's the

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Speaker 2: example of a theme. Yeah, sure, Dan Carlin, Yeah what

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Speaker 2: I mean, we all get it. Okay, we all get it.

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Speaker 2: You need to count with a theme, a name as

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Speaker 2: well with the theme would be good.

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Speaker 3: Easy.

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Speaker 2: Do you want some do you want some music or something? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: give it a.

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Speaker 3: Pull bose up. Yeah, well I reckon.

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Speaker 1: My first few are pretty good. Then it drops off

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Speaker 1: a quick Okay, here we go, first one.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: I actually think this is a winner.

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Speaker 1: It's called Rinse the Prince, and effectively it's it's just

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Speaker 1: Harry Prank calling Prince William every week.

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Speaker 3: Prince the Prince. It's just like a second podcast prank.

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Speaker 1: It's Harry being different characters torching Princeville.

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Speaker 3: I think it's pick him though.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Megan involved, she's an actress. Yeah, that's Meghan could

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Speaker 1: call up and do it, Rince the Prince.

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Speaker 3: That's a good one.

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Speaker 2: Nice one.

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Speaker 3: Okay. This is where it starts to drop off.

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Speaker 1: Dropped off after three after one now and this one's

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Speaker 1: all right, kidnapping a corky.

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Speaker 3: So get this.

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Speaker 1: It's like one of those interactive podcasts where they do

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Speaker 1: they do the plan over podcast, actually execute the plan

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Speaker 1: and try and steal the queen's corgies, right, kidnapping a.

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Speaker 2: Corgi, right, I don't think they're going to do it

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Speaker 2: fair enough.

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Speaker 3: Okay. Next one, strip snooker.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so they really did full of it. We all know.

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Speaker 3: We all know though that Harry is famous.

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Speaker 1: So he got nudes digital thing as well, you know,

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Speaker 1: they release Instagram lives or whatever. But effectively he got

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Speaker 1: famous in Las Vegas for having a nude game of snooky.

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Speaker 3: They invite famous guests Brad.

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Speaker 1: Pitt and you just get off rock up to their

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Speaker 1: house and you've got to play strip snooker against Harry

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Speaker 1: and Meghan.

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Speaker 3: Not bad, not bad? Then got your back all right?

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Speaker 3: Next one, Markles Bait and Tarcole. Hear more of the

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Speaker 3: boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: You know you want to