Speaker 1: Question.
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: What have I done now?
Speaker 4: Where I'm not thinking Jesus is in a very similar
Speaker 4: position of Ben Rothbury.
Speaker 5: Hey, it's your boy, al Pacino.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 5: He had a few emails to send back to who
Speaker 5: are Christian listeners who were a little bit concerned to
Speaker 5: hear that apparently no one, no one is going to
Speaker 5: church yesterday. You don't tell us how to deal with
Speaker 5: complaints to show that actually are really about what I say.
Speaker 5: I've become not the press officer for you or mainly
Speaker 5: more pats Actually no.
Speaker 3: I said not as many people.
Speaker 5: People quoted it as well because they have the podcast.
Speaker 5: They quoted it for beat him you went and as
Speaker 5: the church these days? You know who's doing that.
Speaker 4: And that's the news reader.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So if the newsader say it must be true, it's news.
Speaker 3: I do apologize if anyone was.
Speaker 5: I don't want that for you, Patsy, for you don't worry.
Speaker 5: How is on this Thursday morning? Come morning, Patsy? Good good,
Speaker 5: good good question. Then, so who in your relationships when
Speaker 5: they're not very well, they're under the weather got like
Speaker 5: a cold, virus or flu. Who is the worst? Is
Speaker 5: it you or your wife? Bianca?
Speaker 4: In my relationship, definitely me actually feared while she was away,
Speaker 4: still in the US with her family, that I would
Speaker 4: get COVID while she was gone and wouldn't be able
Speaker 4: to survive on my own.
Speaker 5: When I got COVID, my wife moved out, No, actually
Speaker 5: moved out and said you've got our daughter went Yeah,
Speaker 5: that well known source of compassion teenagers. They still made
Speaker 5: me cut their meals. My daughters with COVID, I could
Speaker 5: barely move or get out of the bed. They would
Speaker 5: like knock on the door and go, what time's dinner?
Speaker 5: In a minute, Patty, who is it for you?
Speaker 3: You were Chris's Chris is always the pathetic one.
Speaker 5: I tell you what yesterday right, my wife's not fitling
Speaker 5: very well. And in the space of two hours, dear Lordie, honestly,
Speaker 5: I actually said, the kids who want you need to
Speaker 5: go and say goodbye to your mum. I've called a priest.
Speaker 5: It's last rites. It was seriously in an hour. I
Speaker 5: mean if I added up my steps right on my
Speaker 5: Apple watch, they must be through the roof. At one
Speaker 5: point it was like, Chris, can you get me a
Speaker 5: hot water borel? Right? So I go and get that.
Speaker 5: Then she's yelling not too hot, mind, not too hot, Chris,
Speaker 5: not too hot? Like, how do you do the temperature
Speaker 5: of a flipping hot water botle? Do I leave it
Speaker 5: half an hour? It's called a hot water bowl? Or
Speaker 5: don't get something? Then that was delivered. Then it was like,
Speaker 5: oh God, I think I've got sinus ciders right now, Chris.
Speaker 5: And they're like, youab a knife in my sinuses?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 7: Could you heat up one of those rice backs, Chris?
Speaker 7: You know the lavender ones who've got in the cupboard.
Speaker 7: You have desserch there at the top. Not too hot, no, Chris,
Speaker 7: but it's the least a.
Speaker 5: Minute in a microwave. Then I delivered that, and then
Speaker 5: it was like I'm so hungry. I'm not really hungry,
Speaker 5: but I'm a little hungry. Could you bring me some crackers?
Speaker 5: So I go and get some crackers. Then five minutes
Speaker 5: later I get a text I just want to sit
Speaker 5: down to watch and we get this going. Can I
Speaker 5: have some cream cheese? What did you think I was
Speaker 5: going to eat with these very dry cream crackers? Chris?
Speaker 5: I delivered. Then it was like, that's so dry my throat, Chris,
Speaker 5: could I I sort of trouble you're looking irritated. I'm sorry, Mail,
Speaker 5: this is irritating you. I'm going to need a nice
Speaker 5: cold glass of water. Loads of ice in there, Chris.
Speaker 5: That was my evening. I've come to work today to
Speaker 5: talk to you guys and also get some piece of quiet.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Two days ago, around about this time, Patsy was telling
Speaker 5: us what a lovely thing she was doing with her
Speaker 5: daughter school to courage kids to read more. She was
Speaker 5: going in, she's reading a book with them, and I
Speaker 5: bet you're great with the kids as well. And you're
Speaker 5: reading line The Witch and the Wardrobe.
Speaker 3: Yes, one of my favorite books.
Speaker 5: That's a great story as well. Now, we did say
Speaker 5: we were going to do it yesterday morning, but we
Speaker 5: just drifted off somewhere else, and we had to because
Speaker 5: Patsy was announcing that Christianity was over. So we were
Speaker 5: all rocking from that news. And if you just tuned in, yeah,
Speaker 5: Christianity is over, then boarding up all those churches get
Speaker 5: in there now before it's like a closing down cell.
Speaker 5: Because Patsy we didn't even realize. Patty shared with us
Speaker 5: that on her bucket list is to buy a church
Speaker 5: and then do it up from Airbnb. So we drifted yesterday. However,
Speaker 5: a lot of you were obviously had rearranged your mornings
Speaker 5: to hear Patsy's Bedtime Story. At six fifteen, I got
Speaker 5: a lovely message from one of our listeners, Michael Bezick,
Speaker 5: as we said goodbye yesterday, I just got a text
Speaker 5: from him, Christian, what about Patsy reading the book? Like
Speaker 5: You've been sat there for three.
Speaker 4: Hours, probably with his kids as well. They I'll get there.
Speaker 5: Then I just said, oh no, yeah, we're doing it
Speaker 5: tomorrow six fifteen. Thanks Christians. I've brought my blankie to
Speaker 5: work to cut up she reads, so Mickey b I've
Speaker 5: just texted him back, say you in positions. She's got
Speaker 5: the book. Everyone is ready. So I know obviously in
Speaker 5: the morning we're there to get you going and that,
Speaker 5: but actually this is going to be like a bedtime story,
Speaker 5: isn't it. We're all going to fit a little bit snoozy. Okay,
Speaker 5: So Patsy are you ready? We've got now take your
Speaker 5: time with the read because we've got some sound effects
Speaker 5: to sort of punch away and illustrate what you're doing
Speaker 5: as well. So we turn into an audio experience for
Speaker 5: the listeners. That's immersive. That's the wardrobe.
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, well it would be an old one, yes'd
Speaker 3: be's squeaky opening that it.
Speaker 5: Is closing, snowy footsteps, yep, yeah, we've got many of these.
Speaker 5: What we leave? All right, Patty your own time began
Speaker 5: this morning's bedtime story on Breakfast Radio, The Lion, the Witch,
Speaker 5: and the Wardrobe, read by Petrina Jones.
Speaker 3: All right, will we go into the chapter? Lucy looks
Speaker 3: into a wardrobe very early in the book? Are we ready?
Speaker 5: Oh? I wasn't ready for that sound, I felt there,
Speaker 5: So go from the top again.
Speaker 3: Yes, we're starting with one of the opening chapters. Lucy
Speaker 3: looks intowards There we go, beautiful. Lucy felt a little frightened,
Speaker 3: but she felt very inquisitive and excited as well. She
Speaker 3: looked back over her shoulder, and there between the dark
Speaker 3: tree trunks, she could still see the open doorway of
Speaker 3: the wardrobe and even catch a glimpse of the empty
Speaker 3: room from which she had set out. She had, of
Speaker 3: course left the door open, for she.
Speaker 5: Knew carry on.
Speaker 4: It's a busy morning in Narnia.
Speaker 3: Clearly they've got cars in Narnia. She had, of course
Speaker 3: left the door open, for she knew that it is
Speaker 3: a very silly thing to shut oneself into a wardrobe.
Speaker 3: It seemed to be still daylight there. I can always
Speaker 3: get back if anything goes wrong, thought Lucy. She began
Speaker 3: to walk forward, crunch, crunch, over the snow. Lucy's quite
Speaker 3: heavy by the stand of those footsteps, and through the
Speaker 3: woods towards the other light. In about ten minutes she
Speaker 3: reached it and found it was a lamp post. As
Speaker 3: she stood looking at it, wondering why there was a
Speaker 3: lamp post in the middle of a wood, and wondering
Speaker 3: what to do next, she heard a pitter patter of
Speaker 3: feet coming towards her. Oh yeah, we's soon after that.
Speaker 3: As soon after that, a very strange person stepped out
Speaker 3: from among the trees into the light of the lamp post.
Speaker 3: No sound effect.
Speaker 5: A really significant part of it. But I've got a
Speaker 5: bleating goat.
Speaker 3: It was only a little taller than Lucy herself, and
Speaker 3: he carried over his head an umbrella, white with snow
Speaker 3: from the waist upwards. He was like a man, but
Speaker 3: his legs were shaped like a goat's. The hair on
Speaker 3: them was glossy black, and instead of feet, he had
Speaker 3: goats hoops. He also had a tail, but Lucy did
Speaker 3: not notice this at first, because it was neatly caught
Speaker 3: up over the arm that held the umbrella so as
Speaker 3: to keep it from trailing in the snow. He had
Speaker 3: a red woolen muffler around his neck, and his skin
Speaker 3: was rough though scarf, and his skin was rather reddish too.
Speaker 3: He had a strange but pleasant little face, with a
Speaker 3: short pointed beard and curly hair, and out of the
Speaker 3: hair there stuck two horns, one on each side of
Speaker 3: his forehead. One of his hands, as I've said, held
Speaker 3: the umbrella. In the other arm, he carried several brown
Speaker 3: paper parcels with What with the parcels and the snow,
Speaker 3: it looked just as if he'd been doing his Christmas shopping.
Speaker 3: He was a fawn, and when he saw Lucy he
Speaker 3: gave such a start of surprise that he dropped all
Speaker 3: of his parcels. Goodness, gracious me, exclaimed the fawn. There
Speaker 3: you go into the.
Speaker 5: Chapter, Patsy. I've got to say that was incredibly relaxing,
Speaker 5: Why don't you do more audio books? You got such
Speaker 5: a great voice that was actually really well read.
Speaker 3: Oh thank you.
Speaker 5: I think we should turn this into Patsy's Reading Club
Speaker 5: once a week. Think thanks Patsy.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian, I didn't hear the rest of the show yesterday,
Speaker 5: but I did call in to take part in the
Speaker 5: famous voices intro thing you were doing? Please can you
Speaker 5: play about what it sounds like I will do next
Speaker 5: final five minutes? That's from our Kylie minogue. You want
Speaker 5: to hear you what? That's fair enough? All right? Time
Speaker 5: for the emails that have come in overnight to we
Speaker 5: call late to the party late. So many great stories
Speaker 5: this week still coming in about disappearing and then reappearing,
Speaker 5: pets some more. This is about a dog called Buster
Speaker 5: that they kept disappearing every single day until they worked
Speaker 5: out that he was catching the river ferry across to
Speaker 5: the other side of the river and leading a double
Speaker 5: dog's life. That's the story of Buster that comes from Tim.
Speaker 4: There's way more question. Yes, the ticket for the fair.
Speaker 5: Did he always get like the eight? And he must
Speaker 5: have seen all the other commuters there day. Hello Marie,
Speaker 5: this is from Luke Brandon. I'm going to call this
Speaker 5: one the Legend of Butch. This is a hell of
Speaker 5: a story about a beautiful dog. Christian. My dog Butch
Speaker 5: disappeared from my house one morning, was gone for hours.
Speaker 5: We searched the neighborhood and even had neighbors drive around
Speaker 5: in their cars calling out Butch. Butch, late in the
Speaker 5: evening he came home work and covered in sand, sweating
Speaker 5: and panting. He'd obviously had a great day at Bondi Beach,
Speaker 5: which is about two k away, so a four k
Speaker 5: round trip. Thank you for doing the maths, Luke. We
Speaker 5: host him down and fixed any gaps in a yard
Speaker 5: fence where he could get out. Anyway, Butch kept somehow
Speaker 5: managing to escape. One day, my dad's friend called from
Speaker 5: the pub at the beach to say he'd just grabbed Butch,
Speaker 5: all wet and covered and sand again. So my dad
Speaker 5: drove down again in from the pub. Butcher was so
Speaker 5: happy to see him and get a ride home so
Speaker 5: he didn't have to make it all the way back
Speaker 5: up that big hill after a day at the beach. Anyway,
Speaker 5: after this day, Butch would still just apear for the
Speaker 5: whole day he'd have his swim at the beach all
Speaker 5: day and then he would just take himself to the
Speaker 5: pub sit and the bar manager would have to call
Speaker 5: my dad to say Butcher's ready to be picked up.
Speaker 5: This went on about three to four times a week
Speaker 5: for two years, where we would get a phone call
Speaker 5: from the pub landlord saying Butcher's ready. My dad would
Speaker 5: eventually it was such a slick routine, Christian. He would
Speaker 5: just open the car boot remotely, Butcher would jump in
Speaker 5: they drive off, Luke. That is such a great story.
Speaker 5: Oh hell to Butch. This is a lovely one too
Speaker 5: about a cat, Christian. Our dear cat, Sasha went missing
Speaker 5: one day, first family pet. I was six years old,
Speaker 5: my sister was just three. It was a beautiful Siamese cat,
Speaker 5: but a really stupid cat and not street smart at all.
Speaker 5: As with all cats, Sasha had his usual sleeping spots
Speaker 5: around the house, usually following the sun around, but with
Speaker 5: this time we couldn't find him in any of his
Speaker 5: usual haunts. We run around the house calling him. He
Speaker 5: didn't respond. My dad was dreading telling his two daughters
Speaker 5: that our first family pet was gone, probably run over.
Speaker 5: My sister burst the tears but I pushed aback my
Speaker 5: sadness and immediately went into my bedroom to draw missing
Speaker 5: cat posters. This is so beautiful, isn't it. I drew
Speaker 5: a very bad portrait of Sasha with my six year
Speaker 5: old description of him. Sasha is white, brown nose, and poor,
Speaker 5: naughty smile, likes tuna. Please give him back. As I
Speaker 5: rushed around their neighborhood, handing out the posters to anyone
Speaker 5: I saw, taping them to telephone poles and trees. I
Speaker 5: must have been out for about an hour, can't find Sasha.
Speaker 5: Came back and I told my dad that tomorrow was
Speaker 5: going to go to school and organize a search party
Speaker 5: with all my friends. And then suddenly, around dinner time, conveniently,
Speaker 5: Sasha puted out of nowhere, stretched his legs after a
Speaker 5: long nap somewhere and screaming a met for Tuna. To
Speaker 5: this day, my dad still has the missing posters as
Speaker 5: a reminder of how brave I was and I took
Speaker 5: action and didn't do anything. Kim, I want to see
Speaker 5: the posters. I love that email, these emails, any emails
Speaker 5: you send us, we love them. Christian at Christian O'Connell
Speaker 5: dot com dot AU. Thank you well.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: Let's tell you about this week's the Naked Hour.
Speaker 4: Oh Christian, We've got no songs for the whole hour
Speaker 4: on Nick niggick I got nick nick Nig Naked Hour,
Speaker 4: Everyone Naked Hour, Oh Nig Nig.
Speaker 8: Nig Naked Hour, Naked Hour.
Speaker 5: It's not it's an hour. It's a party. It's a vibe.
Speaker 5: Join us, Come on in the water is lovely? Nine
Speaker 5: four one four one oh four three. This week's theme
Speaker 5: them there are songs that name check other bands and
Speaker 5: musical artists. That's what the entire hour is gonna be.
Speaker 5: Songs where and the lyrics are name check and other artists.
Speaker 5: Once you start to think about it, you'll have heard
Speaker 5: some of these songs. They're great songs as well. Jackie Boy,
Speaker 5: what have you got for the Naked Hour?
Speaker 4: I'm going for a one hit wonder, A great song
Speaker 4: called you Get What You Give by the New Radicals
Speaker 4: that mentions Beck Hanson, Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson.
Speaker 5: Great song. Do you know what? Another week? Brilliant one
Speaker 5: hit one? I forgot this is a one hit wonder.
Speaker 5: This is such a great song.
Speaker 4: I was just reading why New Radicals were a one
Speaker 4: hit one night so.
Speaker 5: Nineties man, weren't they. He had the bucket hat in
Speaker 5: the video and it stood. I still love whenever we
Speaker 5: played that song. Whenever I hear that song, it always
Speaker 5: lifts me up. I love that song.
Speaker 4: So that was their first single, first album. They broke
Speaker 4: up within months of releasing that, and then I totally
Speaker 4: missed this. But in twenty twenty one they reunited to
Speaker 4: play the inauguration of Joe Biden.
Speaker 5: Really I knew he went on. Greg the lead singer,
Speaker 5: went to become like a big hit maker for loads
Speaker 5: of artists. Think he's currently a couple of songs with
Speaker 5: the Down I think Taylor Swift as well. But why
Speaker 5: did they play Joe Biden's inauguration?
Speaker 4: Joe Biden references that song in his autobiography.
Speaker 5: What New Radicals A one hit wonder shout out to
Speaker 5: the Radicals.
Speaker 4: Saw that their family's theme song. So I guess I
Speaker 4: mean he's been He's the president.
Speaker 5: Way of the only very posh people have a family
Speaker 5: theme song. That's that's two weeks time for the naked
Speaker 5: your family's themes?
Speaker 4: Joe Biden, the leader of the free world. What's the
Speaker 4: first thing you want to do, get the new radicals
Speaker 4: to reform and play my inauguration.
Speaker 5: You have unpresident power, call in the new radicals. I
Speaker 5: summ of the new radicals, PERATSI. What's the song then
Speaker 5: that name checks other artists.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: When we come up with this topic, instantly in my
Speaker 3: mind was Walking in Memphis by Mark Kahan because he
Speaker 3: mentions Elvis in it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we would do. I mean if he's not,
Speaker 5: if he's calling it walking in Memphis. Anything significant about Memphis?
Speaker 4: Nothing to here?
Speaker 5: Anyone ever lived there?
Speaker 3: Well some studios?
Speaker 5: Is there?
Speaker 3: Heaps of people who played there? You two, all the greats.
Speaker 5: Of Coostos one junior never bother him to the kids persons.
Speaker 5: That's a great one. I've got this song thunder Road
Speaker 5: that name checks Royalbison on the radio, singing for the lonely.
Speaker 5: This is a brilliant song, thunder Road, Raca visions.
Speaker 6: She dances across the porch as the reading you who
Speaker 6: overs sang.
Speaker 5: For the long All right? What have you got? Then?
Speaker 5: Songs at name check other bands are artists.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: It's time for the Naked Hour. Only we have song about.
Speaker 4: It, Oh, Christian, Well, we don't know songs for the
Speaker 4: whole hour.
Speaker 8: Nick nig nig, nick nig nag Naked Hour, Naked hour, Oh,
Speaker 8: nick nig niggn nick nagg naked our Naked hour.
Speaker 5: One hour, no music. We give you the thing you
Speaker 5: bet the songs this week. Then it's all about songs.
Speaker 5: Where they name check other artists nine four one four
Speaker 5: one O four three. The show needs your songs, Christian.
Speaker 5: I hope this is the right number, but I've got
Speaker 5: a song, yes, James, it is. It's My Life by
Speaker 5: bon Jovi. Name drops? Does he name drop? I think
Speaker 5: it's just the lyrics. It's John Monchophy. They dropped frank
Speaker 5: Sinatra with the linelight. Frankie said, I did it my way.
Speaker 5: The Sava listened to that. I like that one. That's
Speaker 5: a great one. Thank you very much, James, with the
Speaker 5: right number. Beverly and Tin eat Naked Our Christian we
Speaker 5: Weeza teenage dirt Bag two tickets to Iron Maiden. Great song.
Speaker 5: Gotta play that to the next hour. All right, let's
Speaker 5: hear what you've got A nine four one four Blimey
Speaker 5: Darth Vaders on the lane. Peter Lording guys and girl Teita,
Speaker 5: what is your song?
Speaker 9: Sweetheim Alabama?
Speaker 5: Leonard Skinner and who do they name check in this line?
Speaker 9: Well, actually have a crack at meal young woll.
Speaker 5: Let's have a listen. They really are calling him out
Speaker 5: about three matches of Neil Young there. Yeah, great one, Peter,
Speaker 5: brilliant song as well. Thanks to that. Have a good day. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you two guys trash good morning.
Speaker 10: Good morning, good morning, and have to include Billy Joel.
Speaker 10: We didn't start the fire, and it's too early to
Speaker 10: even know exactly what Hen drops, but he nine drops everything.
Speaker 5: I appreciate the half hourst effort. You figure it out.
Speaker 5: You'll pay to be in the morning, miss student. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I mean that's everyone in the song other than musical artists.
Speaker 5: Richard Nixon, so many great bangers, didn't he great? Now
Speaker 5: have all that song? We just had the choice.
Speaker 4: It's the only part of the song.
Speaker 5: Yes, loads of other music artists, but we've gone that.
Speaker 5: We just mentioned people from history. Harry Trumans, everyone's too tired.
Speaker 5: Even the producer of the Torning Show.
Speaker 4: I bet any other because he goes through the decades,
Speaker 4: that's what he's doing. I think he mentioned musical artists
Speaker 4: in each of the other decades. It's the only one.
Speaker 5: It's only for Trish, It's only for us. Let's go
Speaker 5: to Jason. Good morning, Jason, Hey, good morning guys.
Speaker 11: Here we are doing today.
Speaker 5: We're going Jason having a good week. Yes, yes, so far,
Speaker 5: so good, excellent. All right. What's the song the way
Speaker 5: it is? It is almost there? Oh? Yes, and Jason,
Speaker 5: what's the song that named Jackson other artist or someone
Speaker 5: from history.
Speaker 9: Trick Trick's song call Surrender.
Speaker 1: They talk about getting the role Kish rec ords out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's the support kiss years ago as well, in
Speaker 5: the early days. This is a great song. Jason got
Speaker 5: to hear that this morning. Yeah, it is, yeah, very good.
Speaker 5: Almost out the weekend, guys, Jason, thank you very much.
Speaker 5: You cool. No, guys, have a great day. Bye bye
Speaker 5: now Dad. Where is Dan? Then you? You've got brackets
Speaker 5: here on the phone system by the racist producers here
Speaker 5: they hate they hate me. It's got Dan here brackets English.
Speaker 4: Like it's a warning.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so tread care, Athleen. He's called another one up.
Speaker 5: Hey Dan, break it's English. Hello Dan, the Englishman.
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, well, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: That you and I in this towns is you and
Speaker 5: I the only one. Yes, we are behind enemy lines, Dan,
Speaker 5: what is the song? What's the song? Then name checks
Speaker 5: and other artists.
Speaker 9: I'm giving you a bit of Hootie, Hoody and the Blowfish.
Speaker 9: I only want to be with you.
Speaker 5: And they named chick Bob Dylan and apparently got sued
Speaker 5: because they sang the lyrics. Is that right? Yeah, it's
Speaker 5: a shame that you've called in Dan, and you're representing
Speaker 5: us English guys poems and you mentioned Hootie and the Blowfish. No,
Speaker 5: I don't give it the whole Hootie. I mean, is
Speaker 5: there a man that was ever more vanilla than Hootie
Speaker 5: and the blow No, no, no, they're so mild and
Speaker 5: decent their songs. But anyway, let's play Hootie all this song.
Speaker 5: I just remember, you know, sometimes you have an ex
Speaker 5: girlfriend and they had their their album. This was the
Speaker 5: make Out soundtrack and I hated this and I still
Speaker 5: get PTSD when I hear this. Now, I think that
Speaker 5: how many times you have to listen to this album?
Speaker 5: Danny English One, thank you very much. We won't be
Speaker 5: playing that ever on a broker.
Speaker 2: No, you're listening to the Christian o'crl show podcast All right.
Speaker 5: So right now we're going to try this. You will
Speaker 5: remember the old video stores blockbusters. We're now going to
Speaker 5: try and build a blockbuster. But all the videos in
Speaker 5: there are made up of the ones that you still
Speaker 5: own right now, So what have you still known on
Speaker 5: video cassette vhs? Please let us know nine four one
Speaker 5: four one four three so we can start building our blockbuster. Now,
Speaker 5: just when you talk about videos and vhs and all that,
Speaker 5: do you remember this? Mend this one. We'd love to
Speaker 5: hear from you if you ever did prison time because
Speaker 5: you had a dodgy copy of ET All the Goonies
Speaker 5: Do when there was up the FBI logo up there,
Speaker 5: the FBI on this nothing better to do? Piracy? Piracy
Speaker 5: isn't even a word anymore, is it piracy? I know
Speaker 5: you see that logo now stills, but it doesn't have
Speaker 5: the kind of thing it used to do, all right?
Speaker 5: So who owns what on vhs? Jack? What have you
Speaker 5: still got?
Speaker 4: My brother still has his copy of Mickey Blue Eyes
Speaker 4: from our local blockbuster. For years we would get letters.
Speaker 4: Mum and Dad would get letters in the mail that said,
Speaker 4: please return with you blue Eyes and a current find
Speaker 4: that he was up to. But my brother outweighed them
Speaker 4: and they it's terrible.
Speaker 5: Hugh Grant's done. You know so many great movies, right,
Speaker 5: but that is a tellwarts him and James Kahn. And
Speaker 5: it's so bad. I remember in an interview because James
Speaker 5: can't passed away a couple of months ago. Is a
Speaker 5: legendary actor, godfather, and he said when he was asked
Speaker 5: worst movies ever done, he just said, he said to us,
Speaker 5: Hugh Grant in Mickey Blue Eyes, he said, it was
Speaker 5: such a terrible movie. Have it isn't this? It's how
Speaker 5: wooden Hugh Grant is with the great James Kahn. You'll
Speaker 5: just do it this one so and I'll talk to
Speaker 5: Vino and explain how in a future you tool would
Speaker 5: prefer to go it along.
Speaker 1: Okay instead of promised dad.
Speaker 5: If they'd so promise fabulous noon tomorrow, then it is okay. Bye.
Speaker 5: Feels like that was the rehearsal, and then obviously we'll
Speaker 5: up it when we get the cameras start rolling.
Speaker 4: He's halfway between British accents.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, it's horrible. What's it going for now? On eBay?
Speaker 5: What is a video cassette copy of Mickey Blue Eyes going.
Speaker 4: For Firstly, I can't believe that someone's taking the time
Speaker 4: to take a photo of their copy of Mickey Blue
Speaker 4: Eyes on VHS and put it on eBay. But here
Speaker 4: it is for seven dollars forty five cents.
Speaker 5: Who is going to pay eight months plus to posters
Speaker 5: for that? I'm looking on Rotten Tomatoes forty percent, it's generous.
Speaker 5: Forty percent is generous. I'm looking at the reviews from
Speaker 5: when it came out, A messy movie. Not much here,
Speaker 5: love story ill served by all involved? What snooty review?
Speaker 5: Ill served by all involved? All right, so we want
Speaker 5: to know, Patsy, what have you got on vhs? So
Speaker 5: at the moment, our Blockbuster has got Mickey blue.
Speaker 4: Eyes copy of Mickey blue Eyes level.
Speaker 5: To rent this weekend. Mickey blue Eyes.
Speaker 3: You know what we've got. We've got beauty in the base,
Speaker 3: the animation from the early nineties. But I think they
Speaker 3: are worth quite a bit of money, and it's in
Speaker 3: like mint condition.
Speaker 5: Haven't gone even you're still on there. According to what
Speaker 5: I've got, it's worth around fifteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Are you serious?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh well, there's one on eBay for eighteen dollars fifty.
Speaker 5: Caitlin, where have you got this fifteen thousand dollars for it? Did?
Speaker 5: When she came in with it? It did even seem right.
Speaker 4: I found a cheaper one fifteen dollars.
Speaker 5: Oh did you add on too many zeros? Hang on,
Speaker 5: let's get Kitlin on here.
Speaker 3: It was an article online that was.
Speaker 5: In the Okay, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry the Internet.
Speaker 5: Oh I see, okay, you mean the place of all
Speaker 5: fact and truth. Did you look at that and think
Speaker 5: fifteen thousand dollars? If I went on Antique's road show
Speaker 5: and well this has been in my family for a generation.
Speaker 3: No, I packed Caitlin up on this because I remember
Speaker 3: for fifteen I.
Speaker 4: Found another one for seven dollars twelve cents.
Speaker 3: No, but I thought they were worth a lot of money, But.
Speaker 5: Now we know they're not market price or eBay. All right,
Speaker 5: So our Blockbuster has Beauty and the Beef, which is
Speaker 5: worth a million dollars, okay for you to rent for
Speaker 5: the weekend, and Mickey Blue Eyes. What else can you
Speaker 5: put in our Blockbuster? Then? Or video cassettes?
Speaker 1: You still own the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: All right, we're opening up our own blockbuster. We need
Speaker 5: your videos to put in the blockbuster, and it's made
Speaker 5: up of videos that you're still own on VHS cassette.
Speaker 5: So far, jack, what we've got available to rent?
Speaker 4: We've got Beauty in the Beast possibly worth fifteen thousand
Speaker 4: dollars worth of the dollars. And Mickey blue Eyes, the
Speaker 4: Hugh Grand movie about a mobster guy who marries into
Speaker 4: a mobster family.
Speaker 5: This is the.
Speaker 4: Tagline, not the catch us of taglines from Mickey blue Eyes.
Speaker 4: First comes love, then comes marriage, Then comes the realization
Speaker 4: that your father in law is called Beto the Butcher?
Speaker 5: So bad is it? You already know all the movie
Speaker 5: where like, yeah, no, that goes because he's an upright
Speaker 5: Englishman and he's a mobster. All right, Then let's sound
Speaker 5: find out what video cassettes everyone still owns Cowen in
Speaker 5: good morning?
Speaker 9: Good morning? How is everyone?
Speaker 5: Maybe? Is good? Okay? So what have you got for
Speaker 5: a blockbuster? What can you lend us?
Speaker 9: Well, it'll only be on lend because they'd have to
Speaker 9: come back because they're very very dear to me. I
Speaker 9: have Xenado, Olivia Newton, John, I have all three Back
Speaker 9: to the Futures. I have the original Star Wars and
Speaker 9: I have cruel intentions.
Speaker 5: It's a mix there. That's a mixed there chucking in
Speaker 5: cruel intention as well. You've got some great stuff there.
Speaker 9: I've got more than that. I've got more than that, rision.
Speaker 9: I've got a very very extensive VHS and it was
Speaker 9: actually very funny showing the kids the firm.
Speaker 5: Of the So have you still at the old video machine?
Speaker 9: We've got one somewhere. I'm not sure if it's still worse.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it. If you have one, you wouldn't even
Speaker 5: know where it was because they're big old units. It's
Speaker 5: just a weigh a lot. As well, there was the
Speaker 5: sort of the front one became like the newer version
Speaker 5: when he could just post it in like a letterbox.
Speaker 5: And then there was original ones where it was like
Speaker 5: a top loader thek like a space ship, wasn't it?
Speaker 5: The future had arrived? So Xanadu that's obviously got gone
Speaker 5: up a value since poor Olivia Newton John passing away
Speaker 5: last week.
Speaker 9: If you go, it's very dear to me, very very dear.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it actually would love that.
Speaker 3: I'll borrow that for a week if I can.
Speaker 4: The original nineteen eighty copy of Xanadu is selling for
Speaker 4: one hundred and twenty dollars plus nine dollars shipping on Ebo.
Speaker 5: Wow, and so you've got Star Wars and then all
Speaker 5: the movies back to the Future of the trilogy.
Speaker 9: Yes, they're my husband, so he would. I would be
Speaker 9: in very big trouble if they went anyway, Where.
Speaker 5: Do you keep all these videos? Where are they in
Speaker 5: the garage?
Speaker 9: Or no, we've got some of the plastic storage tubs
Speaker 9: that they're actually up. They're actually up stored away very
Speaker 9: preciously with a lot of memory.
Speaker 5: I still got them all right, counting. Thank you very
Speaker 5: much your videos. Have a good day, Martin. Good morning,
Speaker 5: yiff Hi, I'm good Martin. So what are you still
Speaker 5: own on VHS?
Speaker 9: I've got the box set of the original Planet of
Speaker 9: the Apes. Buddy mcdell, Chuton Heston, get.
Speaker 5: Your filthy hands of me. You stick it APPEs. What
Speaker 5: are great? Those are great movies, really really smart movies. Jack,
Speaker 5: What are they going for right now on ebo?
Speaker 4: Fifty three dollars for the box set.
Speaker 5: And the Beast go for al Martin. Thanks you cool,
Speaker 5: no worries, Thank you by Jesse. What have you got
Speaker 5: on video cassette?
Speaker 11: Ahi?
Speaker 5: Christian.
Speaker 9: I've got two of the copies of the Wine King,
Speaker 9: the original animation, one of which is in black and white,
Speaker 9: for your pleasure.
Speaker 5: So you got the OG version of the Lion King?
Speaker 1: Do yes?
Speaker 9: The original and the best?
Speaker 5: All right, let's have a quick look on eBay. What
Speaker 5: is the black and white version of Lion King going for?
Speaker 9: Only black and white? Because I watched it that many times,
Speaker 9: there's no actual black and white.
Speaker 4: You watched the color out of the line, definite.
Speaker 5: I did, yes, well as a kid, not as a
Speaker 5: grown up.
Speaker 9: Yeah, oh nah, I'll be grown up.
Speaker 11: I watched on Netflix as a kid.
Speaker 5: I've got Netflix now to carry on that watching and
Speaker 5: watching the.
Speaker 9: Disney Sorry Disney. Plus, i'm promoting their wrong brand.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can get a VHS version of Lion King
Speaker 4: six dollars ninety eight.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, Jesse, thank you very much. It was
Speaker 5: going to be going for you. Thought you were sounding
Speaker 5: so sort of family hairloo.
Speaker 9: At least at least hello, fifty could have got me somewhere.
Speaker 5: It won't even get you a pint these days now
Speaker 5: it's fifteen dollars, but you can't even get a beer
Speaker 5: for that, all right, Jesse, Thanks to go on the
Speaker 5: show mate take Care.
Speaker 1: Thank you Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Sorry to the person who actually did go on rubbage
Speaker 5: and in their garage for video cassettes to be told
Speaker 5: by one of our producers. He's moving on now. Email
Speaker 5: me though, Email me. I have an amazing email here.
Speaker 5: It actually came in two days ago, and every time
Speaker 5: I look at it and read it, it kind of
Speaker 5: blows my mind. Got an email from my lista called Phil.
Speaker 5: He listens to the show the podcast in the UK
Speaker 5: and begins, Hi, Christian, strange on this but stranger on
Speaker 5: this Christian. But my car recently broke down and I
Speaker 5: was fortunate enough that it was right outside of your
Speaker 5: dad's house. Now you need to know that my dad
Speaker 5: lives in the middle of nowhere. The nearest sort of
Speaker 5: little village is about fifteen minutes away. If you break
Speaker 5: down out there, that's about the only house for quite
Speaker 5: a while. This guy listens to this show, breaks down
Speaker 5: the middle of nowhere outside my old man's house. Your
Speaker 5: dad and his partner took me in, and then I
Speaker 5: told them that the car was broken down and that
Speaker 5: my family were waiting for me about half an hour away.
Speaker 5: My dad went and picked up my family and brought
Speaker 5: them back. Yeah, he gave us use of his guarding
Speaker 5: cold drinks, had a very long, extensive chat about the
Speaker 5: perils of Southampton Football Club. That's my dad. Whilst I
Speaker 5: was waiting and a half for the RACV to turn up,
Speaker 5: this guy was actually asking for my dad's address. Who
Speaker 5: could just write a little thank you note?
Speaker 4: At what point did he realize it was your dad?
Speaker 5: Because after about because we were talking for so long,
Speaker 5: my dad started to sort of say, oh, and then
Speaker 5: we went to Australia last year, and then go went,
Speaker 5: oh wow, how come he went to Australia and my
Speaker 5: sunny he moved out there and he said what does
Speaker 5: he do for business? Radio? And then this guy feels
Speaker 5: because I've emailed about going, how did it come up?
Speaker 5: He goes, it was only an hour into the conversation
Speaker 5: he done started going about Australia and it's just a
Speaker 5: question ask her on what did your son do for
Speaker 5: what goes? And he moved out there to do a
Speaker 5: radio show and they thought there can't be many English people.
Speaker 5: Oh no, there's only.
Speaker 4: On Some people said.
Speaker 5: Lose you in those forums and that's when it came up.
Speaker 5: It is a pretty amazing. So yesterday I ring my
Speaker 5: dad and I go, we just have a chat, right,
Speaker 5: I don't know about you. Your dad will probably do
Speaker 5: the same as this, and probably yours as well. I
Speaker 5: listened to my dad pratt lot about what he's been
Speaker 5: going up to, doing his guard and stuff like this.
Speaker 5: Twenty minutes the phone call goes on. There's no mention
Speaker 5: of like, oh, by the way, I mean he's time.
Speaker 5: Nothing else happens in his life other than doing his
Speaker 5: garden up and stuff like that, and it's voluntary litipic
Speaker 5: and he does the end of twenty minutes, my dad goes, anyway,
Speaker 5: let's skype at the weekend and we'd love to see
Speaker 5: the grand kids. And I go, wait, are you not
Speaker 5: going to say anything about the fact someone broke down
Speaker 5: outside your house and you took them And he goes, oh, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: happened about Yeah, that was last week. And then he goes, anyway,
Speaker 5: I'll see it something. No, no, no, wait, dad, don't you think
Speaker 5: it's remarkable? I know about it? Uh yeah, actually, how
Speaker 5: do you know it? The guy emailed me. I said,
Speaker 5: why are you gonna mention? He goes, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: not not really. You took somebody in. It's such a
Speaker 5: lovely thing to do, dad. I was when I read
Speaker 5: the emails, like it actually made me miss my dad,
Speaker 5: or like it's such a kind thing too. I don't
Speaker 5: even know if I do that. Some wrote down outside
Speaker 5: You maybe offer, you know, to get this out, but
Speaker 5: to actually invite them in for an hour and a half. Anyway,
Speaker 5: it is a remarkable coincidence, isn't it. You break down
Speaker 5: the middle of nowhere and it happens to be outside
Speaker 5: of the dad's house of the guy you listened to
Speaker 5: his podcast. So we're looking for your stories about amazing coincidences.
Speaker 5: We have done this before before you call in. We
Speaker 5: want great stories about coincidence. Okay, not marred ones. We
Speaker 5: want great ones like breaking down the middle of nowhere
Speaker 5: and it's outside my dad's.
Speaker 1: House Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: All right, So we're looking for your stories of coincidences. Now,
Speaker 5: not all stories are great ones to do with coincidence.
Speaker 5: I'm not like this. I tried to call in, but
Speaker 5: the lines are busy. The producers told me to text you.
Speaker 5: I got paired in an online multiplier game of Call
Speaker 5: of Duty with my brother's boss who lives in Port Augusta,
Speaker 5: South Australia and works on the train lines, and I
Speaker 5: live in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: I mean it's a bit of a coincidence, bit.
Speaker 5: Of a it's either it is a coincidence or it isn't.
Speaker 5: Three times I've read that in my mind, going, am
Speaker 5: I just tired this morning? What is the train lines?
Speaker 4: To make it more of it, don't I don't know.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to unpack it. Maybe people listening going, oh,
Speaker 5: I get it. It's like a dog whistle to a
Speaker 5: I'm not sure. So not all stories, but this is
Speaker 5: an amazing story. This is it's actually more than a coincidence.
Speaker 5: This is quite a story. There's a lot going on this.
Speaker 5: So what have you doing right now? Just take a
Speaker 5: moment to let this story in because it's a beautiful one. Actually, Christian,
Speaker 5: I've got a story about a coincidence back in nineteen
Speaker 5: ninety four. Now, the nineteen ninety four is important. We
Speaker 5: remember that back in nineteen ninety four, I was riding
Speaker 5: my motorbike and I was having a great day when
Speaker 5: all of a sudden I found myself upside down in
Speaker 5: a hedge and watching a plume of blood gush from
Speaker 5: my femoral archery. A few seconds later, a fellow biker
Speaker 5: who just happened to be on that road jumped onto
Speaker 5: me and shoved his elbow hard into my groin. That
Speaker 5: stopped the blood and saved my life. I would have
Speaker 5: only had about another minute or two left. I was
Speaker 5: bleeding out. Apparently this man was called Tommy. He was
Speaker 5: a retired Army medal. After a short while, the ambulance arrived.
Speaker 5: Lucky I was saved. Tom and I became friends, and
Speaker 5: he convinced me that everyone should have medical training, and
Speaker 5: I became a FPOs. That's her first person on scene responder.
Speaker 5: Time moved on, I had a family, moved away, gave
Speaker 5: up the bike and such. Tom and I lost touch.
Speaker 5: This brings us to two thousand and fifteen. So it's
Speaker 5: eleven years later. I'm walking along a river one afternoon
Speaker 5: and I hear screaming. A young girl has fallen in
Speaker 5: and she's gone under. She's in a really bad way.
Speaker 5: I got there. She has been pulled out. She wasn't breathing,
Speaker 5: she was blue. I gave CPR, kept her going until
Speaker 5: the real medics arrived. The lovely young lady responded well
Speaker 5: to the adrenaline and shot, and she came back to us.
Speaker 5: Before she left an the ambulance, her grandmother, who was
Speaker 5: there very concerned, asked for my number so she could
Speaker 5: let me know how things went. A few weeks later
Speaker 5: I got the call. Marie, who was the little girl,
Speaker 5: made a full recovery, wanted me to come round for
Speaker 5: Tea to say thank you. This is where it gets amazing.
Speaker 5: On arrival at the house, I was met with big hugs,
Speaker 5: and then I saw a picture on the mantelpiece. It
Speaker 5: was Tom with Marie on his knee, smiling at me.
Speaker 5: Marie was Tom's granddaughter, and if he had not saved
Speaker 5: my life, not badgered me unto learn first aid, I
Speaker 5: would not been able to save his granddaughter. I don't
Speaker 5: believe completely a coincidence, Christian, but I believe this is
Speaker 5: a lovely line here. I believe that what we reap
Speaker 5: we sew, and if we live our lives we love,
Speaker 5: it will be returned to us. Tom passed away in
Speaker 5: twenty fourteen, so in a way, because of his actions,
Speaker 5: it was him who saved his own granddaughter. Isn't that
Speaker 5: one of those things? It's more than a commenced. There's
Speaker 5: so much in that. Thank you very much Paul for
Speaker 5: sharing that. So that's a story about coincidence.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 5: So many stories that we're going through that we've had
Speaker 5: to listened to so that you don't You're welcome Melbourne, and.
Speaker 4: Keep in mind we explicitly said no mild coincidences.
Speaker 5: And that is all we've heard. Thank you for trying.
Speaker 5: What was that when you heard about If you say
Speaker 5: to someone, oh, you never guess who I bumped into,
Speaker 5: you're already downgrading that story. You're not going to Hey,
Speaker 5: you won't believe what happened to me, right, That puts
Speaker 5: expectation when he got just bumped into, you know, I remember, Dave,
Speaker 5: it's a mild thing. Jad just had a go and
Speaker 5: share it.
Speaker 4: Here, my guy, I bumped into a couple that used
Speaker 4: to live across the road from him.
Speaker 5: It's time to move on. I read this. I started
Speaker 5: prep at one school in Mooney Ponds, then moved towns
Speaker 5: from grade one onwards. I got my first job when
Speaker 5: I was fifteen. I found out that one of the
Speaker 5: girls that worked there went to the same school in
Speaker 5: Mooney ponds. I saw other school photos, so I checked
Speaker 5: when I got home. In the first row was the
Speaker 5: same girl. That was an eleven year gap. Fast forward
Speaker 5: twenty five years. Found out she takes her kids did
Speaker 5: the same daycare as my own. Guys, it's time to
Speaker 5: move on. It's time to follow some stories. You will
Speaker 5: hear the story about the guy Tom saving the Paul's life,
Speaker 5: saving his granddaughter's life, bumped into my old neighbors. Anyway,
Speaker 5: it's time to move on.
Speaker 4: I believe he was on my multiplayer.
Speaker 5: All right, Jack, what's going on with you? All right?
Speaker 4: Panic stations yesterday from my wife read alert on text
Speaker 4: and she has been our boys five months now. She's
Speaker 4: been a very calm parent. We both I feel like
Speaker 4: we've both been pretty calm. But yesterday she sent me
Speaker 4: a photo. She's like, oh, no, it's happened. It's happened.
Speaker 4: On the weekend when we went away with my family,
Speaker 4: my sister had this big cold saw and we kept saying,
Speaker 4: don't come near her baby, don't come near us, You'll
Speaker 4: get that cold saw on him. You keep trying to
Speaker 4: hug him, you'll get a cold saw on him. Yesterday,
Speaker 4: Bianki said, Gordon started to develop a cold saw instead
Speaker 4: a photo, and it did look like an odd thing,
Speaker 4: like on his nose, not his mouth, on his nose.
Speaker 5: I thought they were only around the lips. You know what.
Speaker 4: I know you can get him on your nose because
Speaker 4: I had one as a kid and it kept coming
Speaker 4: back on my nose. So she's taking a photo of it.
Speaker 4: She's like, I'm going to book him straight in for
Speaker 4: the doctor. And then a couple of hours later she
Speaker 4: texted me again. She said I was able to get
Speaker 4: rid of the cold saw with a damp cloth.
Speaker 5: One of those witch stops of recipes.
Speaker 4: That's funny. I didn't know it come off that easy.
Speaker 4: She goes, now, I'm not sure if there's a cold
Speaker 4: saw or just a large booger. I've got it with me,
Speaker 4: And sure enough she had a ziploc bag. So's she's
Speaker 4: got the cold slaw slash booger in a ziploc bag
Speaker 4: ready to take to the GP today so the GP
Speaker 4: will be able to analyze.
Speaker 3: But the skin's completely clear to me.
Speaker 4: The skin looks clear. But we're still worried that it
Speaker 4: might be the underlying Torris Dorman away. It might be
Speaker 4: sitting under there because a shocker for a kid to
Speaker 4: because can keep coming back and back over and over again.
Speaker 4: So we want to take him still to the GP
Speaker 4: today and say is it now a blank spot? And
Speaker 4: we're fine, that's medical term. Is it blank spot? Or
Speaker 4: is the cold saw under there? And we just got
Speaker 4: rid of the top of what.
Speaker 5: A great day must be in the average life of
Speaker 5: a GP. So you two new parents are going to work.
Speaker 5: Wait with a ziplock bag of some scuzz in here
Speaker 5: and go, hey, get a load of that. You work
Speaker 5: it out, doctor, look it up for something.
Speaker 4: You get your microscope, and you tell us.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 2: Now you're listening to the Christian Kyle's Show podcast.
Speaker 5: We have some urgent news. For about a week and
Speaker 5: a half, we've been saying how Father's Day is a
Speaker 5: non event in this country and indeed around the world.
Speaker 5: You might as well counsel it. You know, if you
Speaker 5: go into any massive supermarket Mother's Day, it's the aisle,
Speaker 5: it's the window, it's everywhere, and it should be right.
Speaker 5: Something wrong with that, however, fast for all the Father's
Speaker 5: Day it's a tiny little maybe my not even one
Speaker 5: percent of all the products there. It's an afterthought.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say it's luke warm, but it's not
Speaker 4: even that is cold.
Speaker 5: It is cold, and it is cold in our daddy hearts.
Speaker 5: We know that there's nothing celebrating about Father's Day this year.
Speaker 5: When I wear we're trying to take my wife out
Speaker 5: for Mother's Day, you had to like book weeks in advance.
Speaker 5: You know that, Pancy, this is a book, and there's
Speaker 5: restaurants fold with joy Love a celebration fast father's Father's Day.
Speaker 5: Most people don't even know when it is, so it's
Speaker 5: like a non event. So there's no restaurants heaving for
Speaker 5: lunch on Father's Day. So we said, you know what,
Speaker 5: let's change it this year. Let's make it an event.
Speaker 5: Let's say Father's Day. We kept saying, if there's anywhere
Speaker 5: that could help us out, we could host Jack and
Speaker 5: I Jack is a new dad, Okay, could we host
Speaker 5: our own Father's Day lunch? This is what has come
Speaker 5: to actually us having to do our own thing for
Speaker 5: us dads. But that's okay. So anyway, I've got a
Speaker 5: great email when it looking like actually we weren't going
Speaker 5: to do anything from Lockie from Colonial Brewing Company. Christian.
Speaker 5: We were listening the other day and you were talking
Speaker 5: about no one respect and the sanctity of Father's Day.
Speaker 5: I'm my dad myself, mate, and there's no doubt we
Speaker 5: get a raw deal. I've been thinking about what you
Speaker 5: said all week and it's right. There's something needs to
Speaker 5: be done, Christian. We have a brewery in Port Melbourne. Hello,
Speaker 5: you had me at brewery in Port Melbourne, that's all
Speaker 5: he said. So fun. Why don't you come and have
Speaker 5: it here. We'd love to have you come and have
Speaker 5: lunch with us. We do great burgers, great pizzas. Bring
Speaker 5: all the dads of Melbourne as well. Hope to hear
Speaker 5: from you soon. Mate, Cheers and beers. Lockey from Colonial
Speaker 5: Brewing Company. What a hero. It's on. It's on. So
Speaker 5: what is it? Two and a half weeks away. So
Speaker 5: we have a venue, We've got food. We just need
Speaker 5: we need dad. So what we don't want is any
Speaker 5: dad calling in saying I'd love to win a table
Speaker 5: at that to bring my to my family. That's not
Speaker 5: what this is about. No dad should ever have to
Speaker 5: pick up the phone and ask for her own thing. Kit.
Speaker 5: I know we're right in the middle of the school run.
Speaker 5: This is your chance to do something for your dad.
Speaker 5: You call us, you tell us about your mating dad.
Speaker 5: We're gonna give away the very first table, just one
Speaker 5: on nine four one four one four three. Now, I
Speaker 5: asked producer Ria. I said, listen, I'm going to be
Speaker 5: announcing it today. Get ready, right, go into the studio.
Speaker 5: Make something great that celebrates everything to do with Dad's.
Speaker 5: He's made two tracks. He made this one. First of all,
Speaker 5: because I'm dead. I'm dead, I said, this is the
Speaker 5: wrong artist. First of all, you know exactly whatever that was.
Speaker 13: Miss He's juspont on Father's Do you remember who's dead?
Speaker 5: Bad?
Speaker 9: Rio?
Speaker 4: Think I heard of Daddy in there?
Speaker 5: Ye ye background. Then he drops this one.
Speaker 13: Dad to the ball, Dad to the bone, Dad to
Speaker 13: the bone, So.
Speaker 5: I said, Rio, Rio, get back in that studio, I
Speaker 5: said to Spice, girls wrote a great one about mums.
Speaker 5: What if that one though, what's about dance? It would
Speaker 5: sound like this. We have the theme tune. Everyone's swaying
Speaker 5: on the school run right now, you.
Speaker 4: Beautiful, heavy on the reverb as well, sounding like you're
Speaker 4: in the pun.
Speaker 5: And a lot of auto tune there. All right, Then
Speaker 5: lines are open. Now we're going to give away the
Speaker 5: first table. Kids called in. Why should we give it
Speaker 5: to your dad. Tell us how great your dadd is,
Speaker 5: how much you care about it.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Right now, we are two and a half weeks away
Speaker 5: from Father's Day. Saving Father's Day this year for us dads,
Speaker 5: Jack and I are hosting our own Father's Day lunch.
Speaker 5: Someone's just texted, insane, when is it? Are you? This
Speaker 5: is what I'm talking about?
Speaker 4: Fourth or September Father's Day.
Speaker 5: All right, Father's Day lunch. Thank you very much to
Speaker 5: Lucky in the team. We've given us a home for this,
Speaker 5: which is Colonial Brewing Company and Port Melbourne, so that's
Speaker 5: where we're going to be. Papa. Is it too old now? Man?
Speaker 5: Daughters are sixteen and eighteen, so it's just they referred
Speaker 5: to me as Papa. I think that's gone, isn't it
Speaker 5: all right? So what we don't want you in the
Speaker 5: next two weeks is we give away tables to come
Speaker 5: and join users, pizzas, beers, whatever you want. I don't
Speaker 5: want to hear from a single dad. Dad shouldn't have
Speaker 5: to ask or beggar his weigh in. Kids, do your
Speaker 5: bits for you? Nine four one four one o four three.
Speaker 5: Who we got here? Who've got Oscar. Good morning, Oscar,
Speaker 5: Good morning Christian, Good morning, Oscar. Okay, tell us about
Speaker 5: your dad, Oscar, and good morning for calling him.
Speaker 11: My Dad's an amazing dad.
Speaker 6: He always drives me and my sister to school, makes
Speaker 6: us lunches, does the washing, cooks us dinner. He's always
Speaker 6: driving us to places. Should I really think he deserves this?
Speaker 5: He sounds like an amazing dad.
Speaker 12: Oscar, Yeah he is.
Speaker 5: And what's his name, Oscar? You called him dad, but
Speaker 5: what's his uh? What's his name?
Speaker 11: His real name is Andrew, Yeah, but he calls his
Speaker 11: he normally calls him Zoch because it's like, yeah, his surname, well,
Speaker 11: like it's sort of like his name, So he likes
Speaker 11: zock ZK.
Speaker 5: He sounds like a superhero, doesn't he Zock the amazing Sock?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah? All right, Well listen, Oscar, So you got brothers
Speaker 5: or sisters or who else is going to be coming
Speaker 5: along with the amazing Zock?
Speaker 11: My sister Emilie and probably my mom.
Speaker 5: Yeah, probably live there, won't you?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 5: Someone to drive back a belly for the beers? Right?
Speaker 5: Yeah about it? And do you want your sister coming
Speaker 5: or not? Felt a little bit apprehensive? Is she coming.
Speaker 5: Do you wanted to come or not?
Speaker 11: So I just so we haven't got I don't want
Speaker 11: to come, to be honest.
Speaker 5: Well done, let's be honest. Please you and I mac
Speaker 5: to many, Oscar. And what about mum? Freezer out the action?
Speaker 5: Just you, your sister and the and dad or shall we
Speaker 5: put mom on a table too?
Speaker 11: Mum on the table too?
Speaker 5: Definitely? Okay, Oscar, I'll tell you what. You're a great kid.
Speaker 5: I look for Jack and I am very excited to
Speaker 5: meeting you and the family two weeks time or father
Speaker 5: say okay, Oscar, we'll see you there. Yeah, all right, Oscar,
Speaker 5: thank you very much. Let's go to We've got double
Speaker 5: tea if we Asher and Nathan, good.
Speaker 12: Morning, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 5: Okay, this is going to get confusing. So first of all,
Speaker 5: can I just say hello to Asher?
Speaker 11: Hello?
Speaker 5: And can I just say hello to Nathan?
Speaker 12: Nathan by the way?
Speaker 5: Right? So confused? Now? All right? So which one of
Speaker 5: you just say? Ash or Nathan is going to do
Speaker 5: the main talking here? Step forward?
Speaker 12: Ash will do the main talking here.
Speaker 5: Thank you? And are you the eldest Asher?
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm eleven, but I have two older siblings.
Speaker 5: Two older siblings, gotcha tell us about your dad? Then
Speaker 5: why should we let dad come along to our father's
Speaker 5: day lunch.
Speaker 12: Gud's the best. He does everything. He drives off school
Speaker 12: or he doesn't drive school. But we are camping trips
Speaker 12: with him. He does motorbikes. Whenever we get me some chips,
Speaker 12: you always gets a burger. He loves his burgers. Yep, yep.
Speaker 12: We call him Bob the builders. This is your name's Rob,
Speaker 12: so we call him Bob.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Love that. That's a great play on words there. Yeah.
Speaker 5: And is he good around the house like me? Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's good with dy hammer announce leave it.
Speaker 12: He's good. I don't know about you though. The other
Speaker 12: the bridge.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's brilliant. He sounds like a great And what
Speaker 5: do you think is superpower is if you have to
Speaker 5: pick one thing about your dad? What's she puts your
Speaker 5: dad's name?
Speaker 12: By the way, his name is Rob, I reckon his superpowers,
Speaker 12: super intelligence.
Speaker 5: A lovely thing to say about your dad. All right,
Speaker 5: So who is coming down? We're going to give a
Speaker 5: table away to you guys, So who you bring along?
Speaker 5: Obviously we've got whole family.
Speaker 12: How many is that we got?
Speaker 5: Me?
Speaker 12: Mason, my mom, my, dad, and my sister and my brother.
Speaker 5: Great. We look forward to meeting you down there on
Speaker 5: Father's Day. You've got six okay, and I think some
Speaker 5: of an idiot.
Speaker 4: You don't have super intelligence.
Speaker 5: I know, I don't know. I don't even know what.
Speaker 5: Thank you. I like you? All right, we'll see you
Speaker 5: two weeks time. Look forward to meet you, young man.
Speaker 5: The family calling you. Yeah, that sounds like you.
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Speaker 5: It is what are we doing? Talk about this International
Speaker 5: Nautical Month? And if you know one thing about this show,
Speaker 5: we love matches of the sea and nautical stuff. All right.
Speaker 5: You think about boats or manner of boats, and you think, well,
Speaker 5: what are they listening to? Think? No more boat songs?
Speaker 5: Is today's time waste? What are they listening to on
Speaker 5: boat FM?
Speaker 4: What are I listening to? Christian with all with Our War?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah? Can you feel it? Some disco? Can you
Speaker 5: feel it? Tom Jones is one of the big core artists.
Speaker 5: As we say in Radio one your FM. That's right,
Speaker 5: Yuck's new but he cats Whoa.
Speaker 4: It's very good, gold.
Speaker 5: Brilliant, brilliant song from the seventies. He ain't heavy, he's
Speaker 5: my brother. They don't listen to that on boats altogether.
Speaker 5: Now he ain't heavy, he's my rudder. That's right. We
Speaker 5: can walk it in together. Gold Chumber Wamba. They've got
Speaker 5: a great song about boats, that's right. Sub thumping submarine
Speaker 5: is a boat sis, Yeah, no, you're that one? All right?
Speaker 5: What else have they got coming up on boat FM?
Speaker 4: Mustang Salely.
Speaker 5: Gold Plus. This is a strong radio station we're building today.
Speaker 4: Guys, Ships don't lie, Shakira.
Speaker 5: Ships don't lie even to with a jingle there for
Speaker 5: us as well, Gold Plus, we're.
Speaker 4: Both does his child are on the boat as well?
Speaker 5: Yeah? What they're singing body delicious Boty delicious is the
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Speaker 4: And can I finish with a beautiful traditional song?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Please do dip music, Old dingy boy, that's all I've got, sorry,
Speaker 4: old old dingy boy.
Speaker 5: So it was actually very treasur is it? I do
Speaker 5: the music for that? Well? That was a big, big,
Speaker 5: big gor jack too soon? All right? What have you
Speaker 5: got them? Boat songs? What they listen to on those
Speaker 5: boats on boat FM?
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Speaker 5: All right, are we ready to mark Jack? Let's do
Speaker 5: it all right? So it is boat songs. Why are
Speaker 5: they listening to them? Their boats on boat? FM? Groove
Speaker 5: is in the aft? Is it aft? Ashley Land? What's
Speaker 5: the same bloody land lubber? I've ever gone to a pike.
Speaker 4: I hope this coaracter comes back.
Speaker 5: It's making my throat to tug, thumping tug. That's a
Speaker 5: little tug. Why not? That's from Troy. Don't you wish
Speaker 5: your girlfriend was yacht like me? Gold? That's fill, Chris Man,
Speaker 5: I feel like a sailor.
Speaker 4: Silver.
Speaker 5: I'm shouting Geelong, end of the pier, my boys to men,
Speaker 5: end of the pier.
Speaker 4: It's the end of gold.
Speaker 5: Anchor break your heart. Silver can't get you out of
Speaker 5: my head? Wind Gold from Gerard. I bet he's got
Speaker 5: a yacht. You are to row Alanace Morrissett, you are
Speaker 5: to row silver plus from Melody. Well done. Oh, spinnakers
Speaker 5: have joined him. You spinnaker me right round? Gold, Sophie
Speaker 5: thiss Beckster they listened to. That's right. Murder on the
Speaker 5: yacht deck. Bronze even your gold andy ship. You mind
Speaker 5: the game Shippy the boat Kangaroo. That is great. Chris
Speaker 5: hoy named Sue, Name Sue.
Speaker 4: That's he's back.
Speaker 5: You keep pop back in there? Who did that one,
Speaker 5: Steve instead of Macarena mcmarina gold Kathy, what's a new
Speaker 5: pretty katamaranman? Fancy Laura? A herd attack on me from
Speaker 5: saving Jen no view to a keel instead of you
Speaker 5: to a kill due to a keel? You know what
Speaker 5: the kill? Hauld on notes, No, no, no, that's it now.
Speaker 5: Then they're doing how jack does it? Don't do that? Notes?
Speaker 5: No holend boots no, no, no, no no. Dare you poor?
Speaker 5: Some sugar on me? Becomes poor? Some life jackets on me? No,
Speaker 5: it doesn't pull pour them on getting jibby with it? Gold?
Speaker 5: What is so good?
Speaker 9: He?
Speaker 5: These are brilliant actually launching Miss Daisy? Leave miss Daisy?
Speaker 5: Howson movies? You've gotta have a day off? Don no
Speaker 5: rasp bututiny mutiny, rasputiny, silver too smart? Andrew smells like
Speaker 5: sea air.
Speaker 4: Braun's keeling in the name of gold?
Speaker 5: Why don't Stewart el John? Can you feel the love tonight? Gold?
Speaker 5: Mark's got Chunda in the winds? Probably term is it
Speaker 5: chunder bronze? November Catamaran November rain, Yes, terrible, worst of
Speaker 5: the bunch, Laura, Sorry, since you've been gondola. Since you've
Speaker 5: been gondola. We've covered all types and boats, haven't we today?
Speaker 5: All right? Who wins? Hard to pick one because they're
Speaker 5: all great.
Speaker 4: I forget your name, but getting jibby with it, getting
Speaker 4: jibby with it, Well done, Heath.
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Speaker 5: Sometimes in the show I'll get a an email from
Speaker 5: Patsy and I always think I need to get across it.
Speaker 5: It could be an urgent, breaking news situation. This morning
Speaker 5: I see Patsy's news. It's a press release. Let me
Speaker 5: know that tomorrow is the one hundred and twenty fifth
Speaker 5: anniversary since the first toilet flush here in Melbourne. This
Speaker 5: is the time wasted Tomorrow we'll be we can call
Speaker 5: it now toilet movies. Patsy, that is a ripper for
Speaker 5: the time wastter. Tomorrow we will celebrate that a remarkable
Speaker 5: moment in history, one hundred and twenty five years of
Speaker 5: flushing is toilets right here in Melbourne tomorrow on the
Speaker 5: show Toilet Movies is the time wasted tomorrow? All right,
Speaker 5: So tomorrow's show today we'll give away more tables. Then
Speaker 5: come join us at the Colonial Brewing Company in Port Melbourne.
Speaker 5: Jack and our hosting our own Father's Day lunch. We're
Speaker 5: giving away tables, Burvi's, Pizza's, drinks on us. Come down
Speaker 5: and be good day. We just need the kids to enter.
Speaker 5: Kids only tell us why you should be getting a
Speaker 5: table for your dad. Now coming up next obviously this
Speaker 5: week this word started a big, brand new thing. They're very,
Speaker 5: very excited about it. It's another bit of genius from
Speaker 5: our boss Sue. I mean, we think we're pretty good
Speaker 5: at this, and then it's like three d chests on
Speaker 5: water with Sue. She is several steps ahead of us.
Speaker 5: Grandmaster Sue, we call her. She is amazing. And she
Speaker 5: actually to go at me yesterday when she came in
Speaker 5: and she said, she was talking about the thing that's
Speaker 5: going on at nine at the moment, which is called
Speaker 5: the forty thousand dollars Hunt Treasure, And she said, are
Speaker 5: you ever going to get it right? I said, I
Speaker 5: know what is called the forty thousand dollars Hunt Treasure,
Speaker 5: and it's coming up. It started Monday. And I feel
Speaker 5: pretty bad for Huggy because this guy gets behind anything.
Speaker 5: You know, he loves new ideas. There's specially great new
Speaker 5: ideas about a treasure hunt from his couch, and he
Speaker 5: asked one of you a great question just the other
Speaker 5: day on the family is James Kennedy of Preston get
Speaker 5: a James, Hey, Yeah, you ever found any hidden treasure?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 5: I'm torking only not now. We asked crazy big questions
Speaker 5: on this show, don't we, but even us saying have
Speaker 5: you ever found any hidden treasure? It's a big ask.
Speaker 5: But I feel that Huggy got left hanging there the
Speaker 5: other day, So tomorrow it's just an open invitation. Have
Speaker 5: you found any kind of treasure anything? It might be
Speaker 5: a couple of dollars in the fruit machine.
Speaker 4: Happy to set the bar and then beat it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and see what ween get up there so you
Speaker 5: can get on there early to the party. Christian at
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. But don't forget Huggie's
Speaker 5: coming up next for forty thousand dollars. Hunt Treasure is
Speaker 5: on the way.
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