1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:04,560 Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the mornings. Safam story in Our 2 00:00:04,559 --> 00:00:06,720 Speaker 1: News this Morning made of her Jim Dolan saying that 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,640 Speaker 1: Australian parents have been hitting the bottle during the coronavirus 4 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,119 Speaker 1: one group drinking more than most and that's parents of 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:14,280 Speaker 1: nine to twelve year olds having to do the homeschooling. 6 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:18,800 Speaker 1: Having said that the overall feeling is the industry lobby 7 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:21,320 Speaker 1: group Alcohol Beverage Australia. He's not going to tell people 8 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:24,680 Speaker 1: to cut back, but they're saying that we have done 9 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:28,440 Speaker 1: a decent job of not going crazy during this time. 10 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:31,280 Speaker 1: He said, let's give ourselves credit for our responsible conduct 11 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:35,080 Speaker 1: during this crisis. But a lot of parents, adults have 12 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:38,239 Speaker 1: are using alcohol as a coping mechanism. And also, I 13 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:40,360 Speaker 1: imagine you're sitting at home, like if you come home 14 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,319 Speaker 1: from work and you feel like a drink, you've had 15 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:46,320 Speaker 1: a you've had a day. That's your punctuation point. I 16 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:47,640 Speaker 1: try not to drink during the week. 17 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:49,160 Speaker 2: I'm trying to do that at the moment. 18 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:50,040 Speaker 1: How's that going for you? 19 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:51,040 Speaker 2: Good? 20 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 3: Last night I had one beer because the kids are 21 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 3: around for dinner, and yes, good. 22 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,560 Speaker 1: Normally you'd get Monday to Friday. 23 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 2: Monday, Thursday, Friday, Friday, tonight's my night. 24 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:06,400 Speaker 1: Yeah. But you know some parents though, if you're working 25 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 1: at home or homeschooling, the kids cut off at three o'clock, 26 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:12,360 Speaker 1: you think now is the right. 27 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,080 Speaker 3: It's bad when you crack up and one on Tuesday 28 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:16,080 Speaker 3: and you say, oh, hell of a week, it's Tuesday. 29 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:19,959 Speaker 1: Have you seen a pub of this? 30 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 2: Yeah. 31 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:23,080 Speaker 1: Jim Dolan's hair, Yeah, what happened there? He's got a 32 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:24,560 Speaker 1: giant bald patch on. 33 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:26,959 Speaker 2: Is that a thing? Is he doing that on purpose? 34 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:29,320 Speaker 1: No, his wife had a few drinks and gave him 35 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:33,360 Speaker 1: a haircut. There are certain things you can't do. 36 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:35,120 Speaker 2: No, you can't do that. 37 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:36,240 Speaker 1: I've had a few drinks. 38 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:37,400 Speaker 2: You cannot do that. 39 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:40,880 Speaker 1: Text next boyfriend. I put that on the list. 40 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:47,039 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, okay. Fix anything, particularly motorcycles. Sometimes it might 41 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 3: don't ever do that. In my garage, for example, the 42 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,760 Speaker 3: other day I was thinking I'm going to fix there 43 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:55,240 Speaker 3: was a blinker light on my bike that's been busted 44 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:58,320 Speaker 3: for ages, and it's one of those Japanese bikes which 45 00:01:58,320 --> 00:01:59,320 Speaker 3: you've got to get to the blink. 46 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,400 Speaker 2: You're got to pull the whole thing. Oh no, don't 47 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:02,000 Speaker 2: do it yourself. 48 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 3: I've done it before, but I've forgotten how to do it, 49 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:06,720 Speaker 3: so instead of looking at the manual or anything like. 50 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:10,040 Speaker 2: That, I've had about three or four beers. I'm sitting there. 51 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:12,679 Speaker 3: Next minute, I've stripped a nut, and then I've gone 52 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:16,639 Speaker 3: into a bit of about not on the bike, and 53 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:20,040 Speaker 3: then I've dinged a faring and it's just getting worse 54 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:21,640 Speaker 3: and worse. I'm just getting further away. 55 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,960 Speaker 1: That's something you should not do when you've had a few. 56 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 1: Tribal drums going to beat for this? 57 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:26,079 Speaker 2: What's that? 58 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,680 Speaker 1: Things you shouldn't do when you've had a few, make 59 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 1: a TikTok for example? 60 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,880 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, actually I would say that is the perfect 61 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:44,320 Speaker 2: time to do. 62 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:48,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, but maybe don't lash out at someone on social media. 63 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,400 Speaker 1: What's happened? What have you done when you've had a 64 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 1: few drinks? 65 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 2: Things you shouldn't do when you've had a few. Camber 66 00:02:59,440 --> 00:02:59,880 Speaker 2: is in sad? 67 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:04,880 Speaker 1: What did you do when you'd had a few. 68 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,880 Speaker 4: It wasn't me, it was my husband. We've been out 69 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 4: obviously on a bender, came home, I went to bed, 70 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,320 Speaker 4: passed out, and he decided to shave. 71 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:14,760 Speaker 1: Is he a hairy man? 72 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:18,000 Speaker 4: Oh mate? It was a total bloodfest. We woke up 73 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,959 Speaker 4: the next morning there was blood all over his pillow. 74 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,120 Speaker 4: There was all these little bits of tissue paper everywhere 75 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:22,359 Speaker 4: it was. 76 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,560 Speaker 2: It was horrendous and he was just shaving his face. 77 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,600 Speaker 1: Presumably good would you work up with Norman guns to 78 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:29,800 Speaker 1: a little bleeder? 79 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:33,120 Speaker 3: Wow, you don't want to shave anything when you're drying. 80 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,720 Speaker 3: No Ians in Waverley Halloween. 81 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:36,400 Speaker 1: What happened? 82 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:40,480 Speaker 5: Hi, James Man? Well, pruning not a good idea when 83 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,920 Speaker 5: you've had a few. I had been asked to cut 84 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,240 Speaker 5: down a small branch from my mother in law's macadamia tree, 85 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:48,120 Speaker 5: and after having a few, I looked at it and 86 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 5: I took the branch all the way through to the 87 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:53,160 Speaker 5: trunk and started cutting. And then as it fell, I 88 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 5: realized I cut down a third of the macadamia tree. 89 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:57,640 Speaker 1: And was this a very special tree? 90 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,280 Speaker 5: It had been planned by her husband because he'd been 91 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:02,640 Speaker 5: living there since a child. 92 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:03,240 Speaker 6: Eighty years ago. 93 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:05,960 Speaker 2: A heritage tree. 94 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:10,640 Speaker 5: Yeah, they're talking to me now, but he was a 95 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,520 Speaker 5: little bit for a little while. 96 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,400 Speaker 2: They're very heart he did to grow back. They do 97 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:15,000 Speaker 2: grow back. 98 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:19,479 Speaker 5: No, it's actually given a lot of light to the backyard. 99 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:23,200 Speaker 1: So there is a positive that sounds like that's your choice. 100 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:26,159 Speaker 5: Not well, I'm looking at positive. 101 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,360 Speaker 3: If there's play a light in the brain, the light 102 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,359 Speaker 3: that your husband would have brought in to the backyard. 103 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,960 Speaker 2: Justin's in old and Gabby, Hello, Justin Hell? Are you 104 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:39,120 Speaker 2: very well? What did you think you shouldn't do when 105 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:39,719 Speaker 2: you've had a few? 106 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:40,280 Speaker 3: What was it? 107 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,000 Speaker 6: Give your wife a spray? 108 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:42,240 Speaker 7: Tan? 109 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:44,120 Speaker 1: How talk us through? 110 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 3: Here we go? 111 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:49,120 Speaker 6: So i'd sort of given her a few while I've 112 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:52,000 Speaker 6: been saying, because she decided she was siga paying for 113 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,960 Speaker 6: it's actually brought him machine and yeah, I'm pretty handy, 114 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,360 Speaker 6: So I gave us some good ones and yeah, we 115 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:58,640 Speaker 6: got drunk by night and. 116 00:04:59,120 --> 00:04:59,680 Speaker 3: We forgot this. 117 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,760 Speaker 6: You needed a spraying and so I gave it one 118 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,240 Speaker 6: and she ended up about five times darker. 119 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 2: Than No, you've got to be too hard. 120 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,200 Speaker 1: Remember that time I came home, I had a spray 121 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:12,280 Speaker 1: down and darker and Harley said, buller. 122 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:20,160 Speaker 2: Your sheets? Oh Justin, Yeah, that's a wise, that's a yeah. 123 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,040 Speaker 2: Helen's in Windsor, Hello, Helen. 124 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:22,560 Speaker 6: What did you do? 125 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:26,320 Speaker 7: Oh? Jones the manda and let me set the scene. 126 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:28,840 Speaker 7: I danced. I danced for six hours. Now I'm a 127 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:31,040 Speaker 7: six year old woman. It was New Year's Eve. I 128 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:33,039 Speaker 7: was at a party. They'll play in all those old 129 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:36,280 Speaker 7: rock and roll tune and bon Jovi. It's my life. 130 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:38,920 Speaker 7: I get up and I danced all night for six hours. 131 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:43,200 Speaker 7: I went home, went to bed next morning, couldn't get up, 132 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:47,360 Speaker 7: had a twisted hip. Ended up in physiotherapy for four 133 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:50,760 Speaker 7: weeks with a twisted hip. While I was dunk, I 134 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:52,440 Speaker 7: was fine morning. 135 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:55,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh my god, it hits dance. 136 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:58,400 Speaker 1: Maybe keep drinking so you don't ever feel the effects 137 00:05:58,440 --> 00:05:59,040 Speaker 1: of the dancing. 138 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,960 Speaker 7: Maybe the only danced for two hours, not sick. 139 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:04,400 Speaker 2: Two hours. That's quite. 140 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:05,560 Speaker 3: It's quite. 141 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:06,200 Speaker 5: Do that. 142 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,360 Speaker 1: I'll have a dance with friends the next day. I think, 143 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:09,640 Speaker 1: why what have I done? 144 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:09,800 Speaker 3: Then? 145 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:10,880 Speaker 1: What's everything sore? 146 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,800 Speaker 2: Your back's are filthy because you're brag dancing again? 147 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:18,159 Speaker 1: Do the worm, they said, do the worm. 148 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,280 Speaker 2: Thanks. Helen Amy's in comedy. 149 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:23,440 Speaker 7: Hello Amy, good morning, How are you great? 150 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,039 Speaker 1: What did you do when you'd had a few. 151 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,719 Speaker 8: Yeah. We got home from the pub after a bit 152 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:30,400 Speaker 8: of a re union catch up with a friend of 153 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:33,640 Speaker 8: mine in Aubrey, and we noticed that her little beautiful 154 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:35,280 Speaker 8: staffy had a bit of a cut on its leg 155 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,520 Speaker 8: and it had a mild limp, so of course we 156 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:40,640 Speaker 8: jumped into action and decided that we could have minister 157 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:44,400 Speaker 8: first aid veterory services and thought it had broken its leg. 158 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:46,480 Speaker 8: We went outside and got sticks and we splintered the 159 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:48,840 Speaker 8: dog's leg and randaged it right up to its shoulder. 160 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:52,520 Speaker 8: I mobilized the poor dog. And yeah, the dog wasn't 161 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:54,520 Speaker 8: very happy about that, because it turned out it was 162 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:55,920 Speaker 8: nothing wrong with us, just had a bit of a 163 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:58,640 Speaker 8: nick on the leg. But we had ministered first aid. 164 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,960 Speaker 1: We have no first so you're not a bed in 165 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:05,200 Speaker 1: any way, and often when a dog has a cut, 166 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,080 Speaker 1: you think I better put a splint on that. It 167 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,440 Speaker 1: makes no sense at all. 168 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:10,120 Speaker 6: Yes, no, that's right. 169 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:13,840 Speaker 8: Yeah, we completely immobilized the poor so you. 170 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:16,880 Speaker 2: Actually did more harm than good. Let's yeah. 171 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:19,400 Speaker 8: The next day she was she sort of, but we 172 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:22,520 Speaker 8: undid everything and thought, oh what did we do. She 173 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:25,160 Speaker 8: didn't speak to us for a while. The dog went 174 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:28,640 Speaker 8: outside and didn't see it for hours, So it came good. 175 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:30,400 Speaker 8: There was nothing wrong with it. 176 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,640 Speaker 1: Three legs ay, you know that dogs can be very forgiving. 177 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,679 Speaker 7: Joined the and Amanda in the morning,