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Speaker 1: I want to start this episode off with a really

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Speaker 1: really really sad and upsetting story. So I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you want to start the app because you know

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Speaker 1: how you injured me all the time.

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Speaker 2: Because you're always like, I've got a really quick story,

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Speaker 2: and then you're like chapter seventeen.

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Speaker 3: This is quick, but it might have a side quest

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Speaker 3: good way through?

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Speaker 4: Okay, do you say.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to two doting dads.

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Speaker 3: I am Maddie J And I'm Ash.

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Speaker 2: And this is a podcast all about parenting. It is

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Speaker 2: the good, it is the bad and the relatable, and

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Speaker 2: no advice will ever be given.

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Speaker 3: Yes, hit me as you know, not drinking. I filled

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Speaker 3: that void with food, a lot of Uber eats. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you're the best customer.

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Speaker 2: Would you ever look at how much you spend per

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Speaker 2: year on the app? It's dangerous, right, Look this year

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Speaker 2: is so it'd be like the casino going. Do you

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Speaker 2: want to see how much money you've put into the slot?

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Speaker 1: Look at didn't see the dollar amount, but I've seen

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Speaker 1: the amount of orders.

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Speaker 3: Do you want to just know that really quick?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 3: When I looked at it was sixty eight this year.

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Speaker 2: That's that's pathetic amateur numbers.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean, that's it. How many days has

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Speaker 3: there been this year?

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Speaker 2: How many weeks? What do we march?

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Speaker 3: So three months?

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Speaker 2: Run up three times for it is twelve twelve weeks.

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Speaker 1: That's like every there's twenty days of the year that

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Speaker 1: so far that I haven't had over each with dinner.

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Speaker 3: What's Math's number? What's yours? So even that's not story.

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Speaker 3: So the story is that told you there'd be a

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Speaker 3: side quest A long way. I was recently in Melbourne

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Speaker 3: and I.

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Speaker 1: Ordered Uber Eats for dessert because in the mini bar

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Speaker 1: at this hotel that I was put up in, no chocolate,

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Speaker 1: nothing good, Like, if there's not a dairy milk in

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Speaker 1: a fridge in a hotel, throw the fuck?

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Speaker 3: What's the point of having in the fridge?

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Speaker 2: I think you shouldn't underestimate how good just a plain

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Speaker 2: old dairy milk.

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Speaker 1: Is, especially when there's no kid going give moves on,

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Speaker 1: You're on your own, nice piece and quiet, a nice

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Speaker 1: piece of they just had like two. Just what's the

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Speaker 1: point to have in the fridge, you ask me? So

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Speaker 1: I ordered would you get? I ordered it from like

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Speaker 1: want an ice cream?

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Speaker 3: I was like, what's the my mask. So I looked

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Speaker 3: and they had on sale. They had like the ban

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Speaker 3: and Jerry, which they're little tubs. It's not enough for

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Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, I need more than that.

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Speaker 1: And then I saw they had the on special like

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Speaker 1: a blue ribbon or something like that that was just

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Speaker 1: of the of the frieze.

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Speaker 2: There was a freeze, but that was my next question. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I wish, but like it was not like a proper freezer,

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Speaker 2: Just are youtubing gumry?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Three three years swallowed it?

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Speaker 3: Ah, that's my commitment to you.

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Speaker 2: That's a myth that's never coming out.

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Speaker 3: If that's true, I'm just foolish.

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Speaker 2: You.

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm you know, they say you're like ninety

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Speaker 1: percent water. The other ten percent of me is chewing

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Speaker 1: gum extra. It's just extra, not a sponsor, not sponsor sponsor.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, put it in the free

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Speaker 1: was already melted, so I had not I couldn't do anything.

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Speaker 1: It was And have you ever had you know, an

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Speaker 1: it was like sludgy vanilla sludge.

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Speaker 2: Did you complain?

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Speaker 3: No? I just had to tip it out and move

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Speaker 3: on with what I told you. It was going to

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Speaker 3: be a tragic story. Wow, I was so so sad.

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Speaker 2: Did you have both were gone?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: Did you get sorry? Can I just confirm? Was it

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Speaker 2: the white ribbon, white ribbon? Or was it the Ben

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Speaker 2: and Jerry's.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 3: I only got the white ribbon because I thought I'm

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Speaker 2: And you didn't get the Ben and Jerry's.

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Speaker 1: I didn't get it because I thought I'll get the

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Speaker 1: bigger one. Savvy was on sale and it turned up

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Speaker 1: and it was fully melted already, so I couldn't salvage it.

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Speaker 3: So I got no ice cream? Is it a sad story?

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Speaker 2: Very sad.

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Speaker 3: That's the life I live right now.

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry you've had to go through that. You've

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Speaker 3: I just remember, but so what did you just go

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Speaker 3: to bed? I went to bed sad. I'm still sad.

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Speaker 1: He jerked off, didn't Yeah, I poured it down the

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Speaker 3: No, it was just it was past nice, melted.

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Speaker 2: How does it get because they take it out of

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Speaker 3: Happened, someone's put it on the shelf for where they

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Speaker 3: I was you, I want you to love complaining on it. No.

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Speaker 2: I think it's like if you order a coffee and

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Speaker 2: it's half spilt, you are deserving it.

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Speaker 3: It's there.

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Speaker 2: Who the thing is that melted ice crew, but you

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Speaker 2: deserve a summer.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, okay, I was out numbered.

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Speaker 2: By who the people.

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Speaker 3: Thy will? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know who to complain to the hotel and

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Speaker 3: Also, I didn't ice cream guy. I didn't know who

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Speaker 2: Look, not to make this a very sad episode, but

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Speaker 2: I have some sadness. Oh God, Yes, so Ronda. For

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Speaker 2: the General. She at times was a little bit tricky

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to pretend like it was, you know,

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Speaker 2: one big happy relationship, rainbows and butterflies. We had our moments. Yes,

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Speaker 2: there were happier times, but for the most.

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Speaker 3: Part, ripped the band aid off, Matthew.

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Speaker 2: She's passed away. Happened last week on Wednesday.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to miss her staring at me, entering your ass.

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Speaker 2: It is so strange right now. Every time I put

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Speaker 2: And I now, like last night, I put something in

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Speaker 3: But when I see you again, Well a.

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Speaker 2: Moment for Ronda there. It is. So shout out to

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Speaker 2: turn my phone on. Was the message. She's passed away.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's very sad. No family, no friends, no one.

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Speaker 2: The police will like if she had me, but I

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Speaker 2: Well, I was like, surely she would have had the gliss,

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Speaker 3: They all lost their virginity all in one foul swoop.

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Speaker 2: And then I came home and I was like, sorry

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Speaker 3: It still cold? We shouldn't laugh? How was the Are

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Speaker 2: She didn't fall. It wasn't as if she had taken

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Speaker 2: your body instinctively wants to go to the bathroom. So

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Speaker 2: it was it was like a pleasant way to go,

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Speaker 2: Like there was just dead on the toy she was

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Speaker 2: I got a wish. And now we're trying to so

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Speaker 2: we're trying to hunt down apparently this cousin. Trying to

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Speaker 2: hunt down the cousin. No one knows who this cousin

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Speaker 2: I was like, she threw a shoot at you, Molly

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Speaker 3: Much other of that than her move.

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, would you much rather evacuate

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be like like, hey, babe walking,

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Speaker 2: I think she's like, oh, she's.

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Speaker 3: Like, oh, I couple of my married this man.

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Speaker 2: That's just what happens. Kids.

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Speaker 3: That's not your real father.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, the whole app.

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Speaker 2: The whole app.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fair. Death goals for a whole app. You

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Speaker 2: Shout out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that was great.

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Speaker 2: Shout out to the Mailla housekeeping are in housekeeping. Do

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Speaker 2: you celebrate your school on the Northern Beaches Harmony Day?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like where you wear a tounch of orange.

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Speaker 2: That's a very simple rule.

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Speaker 3: What do you got well?

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Speaker 2: Harm Day for us was the least harmonious day for

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Speaker 2: Monday is Harmony Day?

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Speaker 2: Why was your Thursday?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I feel like it's all made up.

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Speaker 2: Yours just Wednesday?

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Speaker 3: Okay, we need an investigation.

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Speaker 2: We need to get a line on this, because parents

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Speaker 3: There is nothing harmonious about burple. Get her out of

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Speaker 3: People just need to relax.

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Speaker 2: And then a kid was wearing black and he was

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Speaker 3: In his funeral. He's like, I'm going to run this

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Speaker 2: Oh god, it was the fucking There must have been

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Speaker 2: you allowed to wear and not allowed to wear? Harmony?

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Speaker 3: It's just orange.

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Speaker 2: But then we didn't have any Tell me find me

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Speaker 1: Macy has a cheap blue or pink. Well that's the thing, right,

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Speaker 1: There's effort in orange.

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Speaker 2: Why are we making parents going to more effort.

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Speaker 3: Why are we making like show that we care about

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Speaker 2: Matthew, we care by giving fucking money. That's the caring.

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Speaker 2: You get your money, that's for the charity. Don't fucking

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Speaker 3: You gave him money.

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Speaker 2: We had to give a gold coin.

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Speaker 3: Okay, lovely, thank you. It's a nice you know how

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Speaker 3: much we give? What color? Can the coin be? Ten dollars? Told?

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Speaker 3: What about two silvers? Two silvers making gold?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. We're all intelligent people, but the most

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's like book week is a book day?

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Speaker 2: What is it? And then someone was like last minute,

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Speaker 2: They're singing the harmony song and I was like, well

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Speaker 2: what And I was like, Marley, have you been learning

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Speaker 2: a song? And she's like yeah, And I'm like, I

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Speaker 2: don't know if you're lying or not. She's always singing something.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I just opt out of the group chat.

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Speaker 2: Well, Laura's going to school at two thirty for this

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Speaker 2: all right, I'm going to the assembly at two thirty.

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Speaker 2: It's just a whim because Marley said she's learned a

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Speaker 3: I want an update on this. Sh'd just be Marley singing.

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Speaker 2: But you have assembly on Harmony Day on the Monday.

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Speaker 2: Why are we splitting it?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. There's a board out in the front

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Speaker 2: Would you call it a noticeboard?

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Speaker 3: Is that a thing? It's a light up.

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Speaker 2: It's got lights. Oh, spin eyes.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 1: There's a casino in the school. But it said Harmony.

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Speaker 1: It said Harmony Day for weeks. I think they're just

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Speaker 1: and people give us money. Let's do this every day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, the fucking poor kids, poor kids who rock up.

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Speaker 2: There's one parent as I was getting off the bike

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Speaker 2: Laua are like, what's wrong? Why are you we in

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Speaker 3: And I was like, ha ha, I know, Muffy.

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Speaker 1: So Oscar had a Mufty day, right, which, if you

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Speaker 1: I'm going to put a school uniform in your bag

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Speaker 3: And he was like, you're not allowed, and I was like,

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Speaker 3: I'm going to put two uniforms in your bag. Now.

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Speaker 3: He's like, oh fuck, you're not allowed. It's Mufty. But

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Speaker 3: I was like, just in case, just in case, don't

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Speaker 2: Who was speaking to Oscar?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I don't know where he's probably

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Speaker 3: Sin I put it in there because I put it

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Speaker 3: I don't trust him.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, like, what, I don't know what to believe

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Speaker 5: I know.

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Speaker 3: Cut's hard. He's like a liar. I'll get to that shortly.

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Speaker 3: But and he want him to get there, and just

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Speaker 3: and then he feels left out that he's got a

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Speaker 2: Very considerate approach from you.

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Speaker 3: I was being considerate and I got met with that's

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Speaker 3: a crime. You're going to jail for this.

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Speaker 2: Idiots anyway, idiots can I just quickly wish my wife?

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Speaker 2: What's not yet her birthday? No, will be sorry jesus,

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Speaker 2: what's the.

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Speaker 3: Date of Oh?

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Speaker 1: I do know it's March twenty six.

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Speaker 3: There he is there, he is, Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Laura has turned forty. She's the big four zero. Very

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Speaker 2: hard to buy for my wife.

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Speaker 3: Six Wow?

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Speaker 2: Fuck you know she did. People are calling me in

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Speaker 2: a panic, like friends fell.

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Speaker 3: She looks great.

445
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Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, she thank you? She does look great.

446
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Speaker 3: Carry on.

447
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:42,880
Speaker 2: Also, hope she doesn't mind me saying this. She's like,

448
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:46,680
Speaker 2: I can finally treat myself some botox. So she's is

449
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Speaker 2: that not all advocates she's never had no, no, she's

450
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Speaker 2: had oh yeah, yeah.

451
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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah. She's got a home kit.

452
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Speaker 2: I think because she's been breastfeeding. You breastfeeding, she's no

453
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Speaker 2: longer breastfeeding.

454
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Speaker 3: She get injected to a boobs.

455
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Speaker 5: What you can't put chemicals into your body when you're breastfeeding.

456
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Speaker 1: Ah, come on now, come on now, that's that's marketing.

457
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:12,080
Speaker 1: Moving on, go, come on. So I'm a conspiracy theorist.

458
00:19:12,119 --> 00:19:15,240
Speaker 2: Now Laura does look great. I will say that you

459
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,080
Speaker 2: don't need it, but people don't want to buy it

460
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Speaker 2: for Laura. She has a very particular taste and also

461
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:22,160
Speaker 2: out of nowhere. She's like, I got myself an Aora

462
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:25,000
Speaker 2: ring and I was like, well, firstly, those things are

463
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Speaker 2: fucking there or fake.

464
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,360
Speaker 3: Well waited to delete your aura straight away.

465
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Speaker 2: Bro, But I was like, I could have bought that

466
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Speaker 2: for you for your present, and she's like, oh, I

467
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,359
Speaker 2: just bought it, And I was like, your birthday is

468
00:19:35,359 --> 00:19:37,400
Speaker 2: in a fucking week. I do that all the time,

469
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:41,320
Speaker 2: Like you're pointing and now your birthday is seconds away

470
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Speaker 2: and you want something fucking tell your friends and tell

471
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Speaker 2: me what you want. I'll buy it for you.

472
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Speaker 3: I'm a shocker for that.

473
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Speaker 1: April is always like I can never buy you anything

474
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Speaker 1: because you've already bought it.

475
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm also like we're adults, Like what adult is like? Oh,

476
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,800
Speaker 2: I can't wait to get my toy car, like we

477
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Speaker 2: want something. We just sorry it was not a dig

478
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Speaker 2: at you.

479
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Speaker 3: Wow fuck you.

480
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:04,600
Speaker 2: Now.

481
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:07,040
Speaker 3: I feel a bit better just saying fuck you. Go yeah,

482
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,600
Speaker 3: but by the toy car.

483
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Speaker 2: Laura, And then I feel like people are gonna be like,

484
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Speaker 2: what are you getting, Laura, I've got I've got a

485
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:16,480
Speaker 2: day plan. Oh do tell just like we'll go to

486
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Speaker 2: the gym and then we'll oh god.

487
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,280
Speaker 3: Terrible Laura from out of you.

488
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Speaker 2: That's what she wants. She never has time to go

489
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,639
Speaker 2: to the gym. We never have time to go together.

490
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:27,399
Speaker 2: And then we go like go for some of icebergs.

491
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Speaker 2: They have a nice lunch.

492
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Speaker 3: That's lovely.

493
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Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you. That's that's what we have planned

494
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Speaker 2: on the thursd.

495
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Speaker 3: I think that's pretty good.

496
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Speaker 2: I did accidentally booking work on that Thursday that I've

497
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Speaker 2: had to like, I've also got a haircut book to

498
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Speaker 2: which I need to cancel.

499
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Speaker 3: Is it your birthday or seriously, just treating yourself to

500
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Speaker 3: work in a haircut. You love that stuff. It's happy birthday, Laura, Yes,

501
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Speaker 3: happy birthday Laura.

502
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,000
Speaker 2: Will we ever get out of a housekeeping in this episode?

503
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Speaker 3: I don't know.

504
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Speaker 2: Let's get out wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

505
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Speaker 2: wait wait we've had this sitting there. Let's do different.

506
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Speaker 2: Docus Okay, can I just really quickly from Anna? She says, Hey,

507
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Speaker 2: guys love the podcast and have been listening from the start.

508
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Speaker 3: Thank you. Anna.

509
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Speaker 2: Ash's recent talk about dinosaurs reminded me of when my

510
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,560
Speaker 2: son was only a few years old and had trouble

511
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Speaker 2: saying one of the species names incorrectly. Take a listen

512
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Speaker 2: to this.

513
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:25,760
Speaker 5: What's it called dick less dizleuszzle dickless dinosaur.

514
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,200
Speaker 2: I love that they're extinct.

515
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:36,399
Speaker 4: Stickleszle dips her face.

516
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Speaker 1: She's like, what what it's It's a dickless dinosaur.

517
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Speaker 3: That's good gear.

518
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Speaker 2: That's one of those things that when she does finally

519
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Speaker 2: say it correctly, you'll.

520
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Speaker 3: Be like, oh, yeah, you'll miss it.

521
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:46,040
Speaker 2: You'll miss it.

522
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Speaker 3: With her l's, she's like, I'm just gonna have a

523
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Speaker 3: sweep sleep.

524
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Speaker 2: When she starts pouncing ls, you're like, it's all over.

525
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Speaker 3: I know WeGo like lego. Oh god, I'm going to

526
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,200
Speaker 3: miss that anyway, but that's good.

527
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Speaker 1: Look, honestly, dinosaurs are hard to pronounce, you know when

528
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Speaker 1: they do concussion tests and like where are you?

529
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Speaker 3: They should just.

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Speaker 1: Go pronounce this dinosaur? Yeah, exactly right, Vic, Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: have breaking.

532
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Speaker 2: News, lovely comments, thick about the news reader voice.

533
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:18,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, we should get a jingle?

534
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:26,600
Speaker 5: Should I think that's already taken by ABC?

535
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Speaker 3: Not that version? Can?

536
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Speaker 2: I can? I ask Vic? How long does it take

537
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Speaker 2: you to find these breaking news articles?

538
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:36,719
Speaker 5: This one came across my desk, my news desk, and

539
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,919
Speaker 5: it was one of those headlines you can't unsee. So

540
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Speaker 5: I thought this is a good one for the boys.

541
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Speaker 2: Also, I love how she's already slipping. Yeah, she's just.

542
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Speaker 1: Getting a big head because of all the compliments.

543
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Speaker 3: Definitely not.

544
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Speaker 5: I think she's going to enjoy this one.

545
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Speaker 3: You'll see.

546
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Speaker 5: Women's farts smell worse than men's, according to a new

547
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Speaker 5: scientific study. Not louder, not more frequent, just stronger. In

548
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,880
Speaker 5: the study, men produced more volume, but women's gas contained

549
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Speaker 5: a significantly higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide, the compound behind

550
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:20,359
Speaker 5: the classic rotten egg smell, but they found the hydrogen

551
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Speaker 5: sulfide was also linked to higher brain signaling, so a

552
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Speaker 5: smellier fart could just be the body's way of helping

553
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Speaker 5: the brain.

554
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Speaker 3: April has some strong farts. I love it. That was

555
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Speaker 3: the word that was used. It was like, yes, they don't,

556
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 3: they're stronger.

557
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Speaker 2: I don't want to throw Laura under the bus. She

558
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:41,960
Speaker 2: fared a lot when she was pregnant. Wow.

559
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Speaker 1: Remember when we talked about her the silent fart being

560
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Speaker 1: a hot sigh?

561
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:54,359
Speaker 2: Huh. I do think mine smell. Laura farts more often,

562
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Speaker 2: but she hers don't smell.

563
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Speaker 3: I have the opposite in our family, where I think

564
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,399
Speaker 3: the more you hold it, the more it stinks.

565
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:06,600
Speaker 1: So when April does let one out, it's fested. Oh god,

566
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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, but you stink. You do it in

567
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 1: front of you, It's always an accident. Mine, very intentional,

568
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 1: loud and proud.

569
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Speaker 3: I push.

570
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Speaker 2: Do you fight in front of your husband?

571
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Speaker 3: Vick Ah, Yeah, I'm never going to be able to

572
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 3: look at you the same ever again.

573
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,680
Speaker 2: Who would you say, has this smelly fart?

574
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Speaker 3: Actually?

575
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Speaker 5: I did a poll because I knew this story was

576
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Speaker 5: coming up, so I brought it up at the dinner

577
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Speaker 5: table last night, and I was like.

578
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Speaker 2: Were the kids yeah, okay, And I was like, who.

579
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Speaker 3: Do you think?

580
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Speaker 5: Who do you think has the smelly Fart's mummy or daddy?

581
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Speaker 5: And they were both like, oh my god, this is

582
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Speaker 5: the funniest thing we've ever spoken about. And they said daddy.

583
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:52,639
Speaker 5: But I think because they love me so well. But

584
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Speaker 5: Dan would one hundred percent say minor worse.

585
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think honestly, I think women stink way more.

586
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 5: But fun fact, in my research, humans past gas up

587
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 5: to twenty three times a day.

588
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 3: That's the amateur numbers. What age? Do you just not

589
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 3: have any control?

590
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 1: Because I remember my grandmother makes you rest in peace

591
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 1: years ago she just be walking past and just drop

592
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Speaker 1: one like.

593
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Speaker 3: Oh Nana and not even fucking register it happened. Do

594
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 3: you not know? Or are you just like fuck it

595
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:24,160
Speaker 3: long enough?

596
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Speaker 6: Now?

597
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,360
Speaker 3: I'm not yet.

598
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:29,359
Speaker 2: What is the breadth? Brain signals just slow? Like by

599
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Speaker 2: the time they're like oh the farts coming, I'm already

600
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,439
Speaker 2: standing there looking at my mom being like what the

601
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 2: fuck was that? And she's like, oh.

602
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 3: Whatever, Like yeah the delay response.

603
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 2: Maybe me her sphincter is just like so exhaust out.

604
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:45,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's that Wow.

605
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Speaker 5: Is this like fast and less?

606
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Speaker 3: Masshole is an amazing part of the body.

607
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,360
Speaker 2: It is a lovely bit of anatomy.

608
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Speaker 3: It is. It's just so many uses, never mine.

609
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 2: I feel like we all know each other better after

610
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Speaker 2: this segment.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, day, if you really want to bond with people,

612
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:01,639
Speaker 1: talk about your far.

613
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:03,879
Speaker 2: My sister's family. Shout out to my sister.

614
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,159
Speaker 3: She's gonna love this.

615
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,720
Speaker 2: They don't fight or birth in front of each other.

616
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Speaker 3: Oh God, I just had child trauma. WHI Okay, I'll

617
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 3: tell your story.

618
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Speaker 2: You story.

619
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Speaker 3: Gather around the farts. Kids, I'll tell you. When I

620
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,879
Speaker 3: was a child, maybe a little bit older than Oscar,

621
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Speaker 3: I was in a friend's car. I was in the

622
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Speaker 3: back with him, and I remember it was a burp,

623
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Speaker 3: not a far. I burped and the mom lost it.

624
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 3: You anyway, I was banned from their house. My banned

625
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Speaker 3: from being friends with that kid.

626
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 2: She was just waiting for anything.

627
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 3: She just must have hated me, and she's like, here

628
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 3: it is, this is me. I remember she gave me

629
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Speaker 3: a dressing down about it, and I'm like seven, and

630
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 3: I was like, fuck you.

631
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Speaker 2: No, you must have been a naughty kid. You sneeze

632
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 2: and She's like, get the fuck out of the car,

633
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,920
Speaker 2: right we're on a highway, shut up and get out.

634
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Speaker 3: Shamed me. He actually shamed me in front of the

635
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 3: in front of the rest of the family. Oh yeah,

636
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 3: this took a turn, didn't it that you want?

637
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,200
Speaker 5: Did it work though, because sometimes.

638
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Speaker 3: I'm just right up there. I dropped, I dropped my

639
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 3: guts and left their car promptly. I actually never spoke

640
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 3: to that kid ever. Again. Wow, that's bad parenting and

641
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 3: fuck you Jeremy.

642
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,639
Speaker 5: Now, and that's breaking.

643
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 6: That's all.

644
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 3: That was great.

645
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:37,159
Speaker 2: Speaking of bad habits.

646
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:39,440
Speaker 3: Yes, my child has picked up the worst habits ever.

647
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 3: I'm batlan with Oscar the moment.

648
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I called you before we recorded, and your fucking

649
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,440
Speaker 2: just okay.

650
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 1: The situation is that I feel like he's picking up

651
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 1: bad habits from school, which is going to do. They're like,

652
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 1: you know, kids are so easily influence, they're going to

653
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Speaker 1: pick stuff up. Trying to raise Oscar to be the

654
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Speaker 1: good boy, the good boys finish for I want you

655
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Speaker 1: to be a good boy because you've got a little

656
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 1: sister and he's obviously going to be boys will be

657
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 1: boys and pick up things. But he started to like

658
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 1: fib to me, which is like I wouldn't quite put

659
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 1: them in the category of lies, because liars are like

660
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:16,439
Speaker 1: a lie is like quite an embellishment of something that

661
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 1: just blatantly didn't happen.

662
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,880
Speaker 3: But I feel like a fib is.

663
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Speaker 2: This on par with this fibbing. As an example, Marley

664
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 2: picked up the baby thermometer. Yeah they go missing so easily,

665
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 2: you know, and they're fucking expensive as well. And she

666
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,639
Speaker 2: was playing with it. I said, put it back in

667
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Speaker 2: the little bowl that we have all like the random

668
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Speaker 2: stuff in.

669
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 3: The family filing.

670
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 2: She put it under the TV cabinet and I said,

671
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 2: don't put it there. That's not where it was, and

672
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 2: she goes, yeah, that was there. I said, no, it wasn't.

673
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 2: It's in the bowl. I saw you get out of

674
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 2: the bowl and she goes, he gummy.

675
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.

676
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 1: So that kind of like that, like I'll just give

677
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 1: you what happened this morning, please, right.

678
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 3: So Oscar a very sweet boy.

679
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,960
Speaker 1: He can he can be, but he has a nasty

680
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 1: streak in him where he'll just like just things that

681
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 1: don't need to be said. So like I was going

682
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 1: to read something for him, but I was also like

683
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 1: holding it up to read it. But listening to April

684
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 1: was also telling me at the same time, so I

685
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 1: was just.

686
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 3: Waiting and the delay. He went, well, can't you read?

687
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 3: And I was like, fuck, that's mean, Like what like,

688
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 3: I'm doing this doing your favor. Bro.

689
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 2: For the record, you're a great reader, thank you.

690
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 3: No, I'm actually not, but I can read what this was.

691
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 3: And I was like, okay, well hang on. Like I

692
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 3: was trying to separate the situation.

693
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, can you just go to room

694
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 1: for sept Well I finished with mum and you know,

695
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: like that's not very nice. I didn't like it. It

696
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 1: just got me off side. And then I went and

697
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 1: saw him and I.

698
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 3: Was talking to him. I was like like, why did

699
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 3: you say this? Like I didn't And I was like, okay,

700
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 3: all right, stop.

701
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 1: You fucking said it because you said it to me

702
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 1: and I've got two ears at work.

703
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 3: I think were like did you say that? And I

704
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 3: was like I went back to the definitely now you

705
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 3: got me questioning everything.

706
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 2: No, And I said April, I said you heard that right?

707
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was bringing witnesses. I was like, was like trial.

708
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 2: I was like, did he did? He not?

709
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 3: Said? He was like sustain I objacked anyway, He was.

710
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 2: Like, what the fuck is going on.

711
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 3: That's like seven o'clock in the morning. Guy's chill out.

712
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 3: And I said, okay. I was like, back it up.

713
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 3: You said it. No, I didn't.

714
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: I said, don't lie to me. I was getting frustrated

715
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, don't. I said, liars. You're

716
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 1: in the same category here. Don't lie to me. You

717
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 1: can tell me whatever you want to tell me. You

718
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 1: said it, just agree that you said it. No, And

719
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: I'm like this, this is ridiculous, and I left him.

720
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 1: I said, just have a minute to calm down. Bringing

721
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 1: everyone needs to come back down. It was recess hit

722
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 1: the gavel and then I ape was going to the

723
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 1: room and spoken to him and it was like, she was like,

724
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 1: just let him regulate himself.

725
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 3: Here because this is weird.

726
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 1: Because he he definitely said it, and I caught him

727
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 1: lying the other day. So he's obsessed at the moment

728
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 1: with Pokemon cards because it's making a resurgent, as is

729
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 1: his dad.

730
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 3: Because I am a child.

731
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: And I have some expensive ones that I have and

732
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 1: I've kept and sometimes he wants to look at them.

733
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 1: And then I was like, you can look at them,

734
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 1: but don't take any out he was like, yeah, okay,

735
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 1: and I trusted him because he's my son and I

736
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 1: wanted to trust him. But I caught him taking them

737
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: out and then I said, hey, I told you not

738
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 1: to do it.

739
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 3: Did you take this out? He said no. I said,

740
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 3: so it just walked out on its own.

741
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: And then I said to him, all right, fine, but

742
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 1: just so you know, do not take things from me,

743
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 1: man like, do not steal from anyone.

744
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 3: It's the wrong thing to do. Trying to say, look,

745
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 3: don't do it, because if you do it here, then

746
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 3: what're you going to do out there? And I don't

747
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 3: need that. I said, it's important that you just can

748
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 3: tell me whatever you want to tell me. If you're

749
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 3: embarrassed about.

750
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 1: It, fine, And then I said, I'll give you an

751
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 1: opportunity right now.

752
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 3: Have you taken any other cards out of any of

753
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 3: the binders that I've let you go through? As child

754
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 3: as this may.

755
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 2: Sounds, asking the question as we are speaking now.

756
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 1: That really, sensibly, I could have easily just been erratic

757
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 1: and angry like people would be, or like old Ash

758
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 1: would be, or like a normal ash would be.

759
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 3: Sometimes that was the weirdest sentence. Anyway, I get it,

760
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 3: you got it.

761
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 1: Everyone's got it good. And then and he was like, no,

762
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 1: that's it. I said, thank you, and I trusted him because.

763
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 3: He's my son.

764
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 2: How did you?

765
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 1: But I had an inkling, Matthew, so I left it

766
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 1: and I came back and I was in his room

767
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 1: with him, sorting through his cards and found one of mine.

768
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 2: Motherfucker.

769
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 1: And I was like, hey, I gave you the opportunity.

770
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 1: I'll give you one more opportunity, and you're lucky because

771
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 1: I wouldn't give people any more than that one.

772
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 2: But also, you've got the gun in your hand right now.

773
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 2: It's still smoking. Yeah, thick fucking games up. The jig

774
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 2: is up, as they say in the court of law.

775
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 3: Yes, and then they goes do.

776
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 2: Laura in order reference for anyone as if you don't

777
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 2: know that sound perfectly, just perfectly.

778
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 3: It's more like moving on.

779
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 1: And I was like, hey, are there anymore? And he

780
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 1: said no, and I said I'm sorry. I was I

781
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 1: don't believe you, and he was like, he was like what,

782
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't believe you. I said, pass me

783
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 1: your binder and I grabbed the binder and he came

784
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 1: forward and he was like, okay, okay, I did it. Okay,

785
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: I did it, and I was like, bro, I was sad,

786
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 1: man I was.

787
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 3: I said to him, I said, I don't know.

788
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 1: I don't know how to deal with this because I've

789
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 1: never had to deal with this before.

790
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 3: I don't know what I can.

791
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 2: Betrayed by your own I was betrayed.

792
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 1: And I was like, give me your folder, and I

793
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 1: took the folder to another room. I told Averra what

794
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 1: was going on because she was like, what's happening?

795
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 3: Because I was being this sort of tone because I

796
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,080
Speaker 3: wanted to go know what was happening here.

797
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was also shocked. And I went to

798
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 1: the room and I opened the folder. He has thousands

799
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 1: of dollars of my cards in there, as again as

800
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 1: a child. Just this may sound, it doesn't matter, it's

801
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 1: the principle. And I was like shocked, like he robbed

802
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 1: a bank. I was like wow, and I was like, fuck,

803
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 1: what do I do?

804
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:09,720
Speaker 3: Anyway?

805
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 2: What did you do?

806
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: I went back in and I said, bro, I've found it.

807
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 1: You lied to me. I gave you an opportunity. You

808
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: lied to me again. And he was so distraught and

809
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 1: I was.

810
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:22,959
Speaker 2: Like, really good, that's good.

811
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I really kept it calm, and I said to him, Hey,

812
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 1: you're lucky that this happened behind closed doors. I said,

813
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 1: can you imagine if you were caught stealing outside of

814
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:35,319
Speaker 1: this house and someone else had to deal with you

815
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 1: and with this, I said, they'd lock you up, simple,

816
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 1: plain and simple. And I thought at that point he

817
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:44,959
Speaker 1: had got the message. But then there's little things since

818
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: then he's still lying to me, like this morning. But

819
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 1: then after I said, hey, I'll give you a minute

820
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 1: to admit it, and he said yes. I said, best

821
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,880
Speaker 1: policy is to be honest, be honest, apologize, let's move on.

822
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: And I thought we did, But then I don't know

823
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 1: if your kids do this in trouble. So he spent

824
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 1: the rest of the morning sulking, trying to regain some attention.

825
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they make themselves the victim.

826
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 3: Like I would say, yeah, I'd be like on, like,

827
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,400
Speaker 3: just get on with the day. Let's get on with

828
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:13,800
Speaker 3: the day. But I could tell he was still sulking.

829
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 3: We're in the car and I said, hey, your turn

830
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 3: to choose the song what we're gonna listen to, And

831
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 3: because he was sulking, he was like telling me the song,

832
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 3: but like the song was called nine eleven or nine

833
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:27,840
Speaker 3: one one, or something he was like, and I was like,

834
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 3: I can't hear man, And I was like, I can't.

835
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 1: Hear you, and he was still sulking, and I was like,

836
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 1: what do I do here? And I just turned around

837
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:38,320
Speaker 1: and I said, Hey, you made a mistake. I'm okay

838
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 1: with you being sad about it, and if you're sad

839
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 1: about something else, tell me. But sulking and sad is.

840
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 3: Very different, okay. And I was like, how am I

841
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 3: supposed to hear you?

842
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 1: If you want that song project it, like, hey, Dad,

843
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 1: I would love this song or I want this song,

844
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,879
Speaker 1: not because you're not going to get the sympathy from

845
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 1: me when you did the wrong thing.

846
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,360
Speaker 2: Trying to do. He just wants He just wants you

847
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 2: to come back and be like it's gonna be okay, oscar,

848
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 2: don't worry. That's always asking, And that's what I did.

849
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 1: After that, we got out of the car and I

850
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 1: put his bag on it and I said, hey, all

851
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,799
Speaker 1: your emotions are valid, but I don't want you just

852
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 1: sulking for the sake of sulking. If you're really sad,

853
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 1: you say, Dad, I'm sad, and we'll try and figure

854
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 1: out what.

855
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 3: It is and how we can help after you hugged

856
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 3: him and walked away.

857
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 2: We're like, what the.

858
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 1: Shifty get good?

859
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,359
Speaker 3: Anyway, That's what I was doing. It's the age.

860
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 2: I think it's the age when Marley's really pushing boundaries

861
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:35,879
Speaker 2: at the moment, more so than ever before. And we're

862
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 2: like like, oh my gosh, my sweet innocent little child,

863
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:42,240
Speaker 2: my little angel. She's now like she got in trouble

864
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:44,240
Speaker 2: by the teacher a couple of times just by pcurely

865
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 2: not listening clear instructions. Take kids, I'm going to leave

866
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 2: the classroom for a minute. Everyone's stay in their seats,

867
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 2: and Marley's like the one child that gets up and

868
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 2: she comes back. He's like what are you doing? And

869
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 2: she's like what And I'm like, Marley, what are you? Like?

870
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 2: What's happening here? I think it's she we'll go through it. Yeah.

871
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: We're talking to a friend of Abouz who has slightly

872
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 1: older kids, and she was like, my eldest son was

873
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 1: such a sweet boy all the time, and then he

874
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 1: just over this time, the same age as Oscar and

875
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: Marley week butt.

876
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 3: He's just a jerk. And then he's not and he's

877
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 3: a jerk and it's like okay, well, yes, put in

878
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 3: the work and acknowledge it, because a lot of parents

879
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 3: give up and they're like, oh God, and then those

880
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 3: kids continue that behavior and influence other kids.

881
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 2: I'm not an expert here either, and I'm not going

882
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:32,799
Speaker 2: to give advice me either. But the thing that I

883
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:36,760
Speaker 2: try and do because I'm tempted to be like Marley,

884
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 2: don't like slam your shoes on the floor, put your

885
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 2: bag away, And it's so easy to just be like,

886
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 2: don't do this, don't do this, don't do this, don't

887
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 2: do this all the time that I obviously I have

888
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 2: to at some point be like, hey, do not do that.

889
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:50,719
Speaker 2: But at the same time, when she does things well,

890
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 2: I have to really make sure I'm heroing the moments

891
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 2: where she's being well behaved and she she's so bad

892
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 2: with her manners. If she does say no thank you,

893
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 2: I'm like, foravelah, yeah, whoa, there she is, and I

894
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 2: really drive home how amazing it is when she does

895
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 2: behave well.

896
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure, you spend I feel like I

897
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 1: spent so much time being like, don't do that, stop

898
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 1: doing this something that that when yeah, like the other

899
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 1: day when he did jiu jitsu on a Saturday which

900
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 1: I sort of threw it on him last minut I

901
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:19,439
Speaker 1: was like, do you want to go to Jujitsu's starting

902
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: in fifteen minutes?

903
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 3: He was like, oh yeah, okay, and I kind of

904
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,319
Speaker 3: thought if he gets down there, it does a bit.

905
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 3: He did all the whole thing. He was sweaty.

906
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 1: He was there for an extra fifteen twenty minutes having

907
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 1: a gren and I was like, bro, that was amazing,

908
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 1: Like you didn't you went over and above there? And

909
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 1: that was like trying to balance out the stop this,

910
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:37,799
Speaker 1: stop that, because I feel like all he would hear

911
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,320
Speaker 1: is just to stop and don't.

912
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:41,360
Speaker 3: So then he's like, for fuck you, because I know

913
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 3: what I would be like at that time.

914
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 1: I'm like that Now if someone's like, don't do that,

915
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,400
Speaker 1: stop doing that, I'm like, fuck, I'll do whatever I

916
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,479
Speaker 1: want and i'll do it better.

917
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 3: You watch.

918
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,799
Speaker 2: So sometimes when you do good things, I'm like, well, Dnash,

919
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 2: thank you such a good boy.

920
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 3: But anyway, I'm dealing with that right now, and it's

921
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 3: just like I just want I just want him to

922
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 3: be a nice boy.

923
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 2: That's it, Ash. I have a parenting hack which will

924
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 2: change your life. Wow, how do your kids are too old? Actually?

925
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 2: I take that back.

926
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:08,280
Speaker 3: Your kids are the same age.

927
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,799
Speaker 2: No, I've got a new bug, a five month old.

928
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, can we forget wheel that over there, we

929
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 2: forget about Poppy.

930
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:16,879
Speaker 1: I appropriated one more time that sex, one more time

931
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:17,399
Speaker 1: than you.

932
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 2: That's why I had Poppy. Really yeah, I just one

933
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:22,720
Speaker 2: more time dominant over ash.

934
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I get I know your angle.

935
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:27,760
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you. Poppy currently five months old, maybe.

936
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 3: A little bit older, two years older than that.

937
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 2: Well, yes, ray Man over here, you're right, she's five months,

938
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,240
Speaker 2: two weeks and twenty four days and sixteen minutes.

939
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 3: That's actually correct.

940
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 2: She is terrible in the car, okay. It hates the

941
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 2: fucking car backwards still in the capsule in space ship.

942
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 2: Some of the kids we remember when they were bad,

943
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 2: they had like moments where they was sick and they

944
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 2: couldn't sleep. Put him in the car and they fall

945
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 2: sleep in the car and we put on the capsule.

946
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 2: It's like we've like strapped it down into a bed

947
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 2: of nails. She just hates it, hates it. But there

948
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 2: is one one song, one song that will stop the crying.

949
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 2: And this song is on repeat right now every single

950
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 2: card trip with Poppy. I don't know how old this

951
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 2: song is. But this song is fucking magic.

952
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:15,320
Speaker 3: It's called Duality from slipknot Better.

953
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 2: It's called great name, very fitting the happy song. Shout

954
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 2: out to image and.

955
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 8: Heap, Yeah, wow.

956
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 3: That is good gear.

957
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 2: That's the song.

958
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 1: It just just goes to show you could write a

959
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: song about absolutely anything.

960
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:25,799
Speaker 2: And you look happy right now, happy look at the well.

961
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:30,399
Speaker 2: Alfter the Oscar story, I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

962
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 2: just distract me. It's a happy fu song. VIC thoughts

963
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 2: on the song, Yeah, it's lovely okay, wow, wow, hard

964
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 2: crowd over here?

965
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 3: What about what about some gusto? Now that feels it

966
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 3: feels forced. I felt like I was.

967
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 5: Trying to hear what the lyrics about sucking?

968
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:51,439
Speaker 2: Okay, so that now there is one line in there.

969
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 2: Let me just see if you can hear this. It

970
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 2: sounds like something.

971
00:41:54,000 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 3: Else submarine, but it's suck my ring.

972
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,239
Speaker 2: I used to think it would suck my ring, and

973
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 2: I was like sure whatever. I was like, ring ring,

974
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 2: suck my ring.

975
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 3: We were just talking about it as well, and.

976
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 2: Laura was like, it's some it's submarine, that's yeah. I

977
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:15,319
Speaker 2: was like, windows down, like second can suck my ring?

978
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 3: I don't think you could listen to that and not

979
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 3: be happy.

980
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 2: I love it, and I think any parent out there

981
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 2: who has a young child in the car, it's just

982
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 2: play that song and you'll fucking have a great time.

983
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:30,839
Speaker 3: Agreed. I'm having a great time right now.

984
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 2: Moving on to this segment. Right now.

985
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:37,879
Speaker 7: Now you need us more than ever, know that we

986
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 7: still have each other.

987
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:46,240
Speaker 3: You can send sure doting dilemma. You can send doting dilemma, Ella, Ella,

988
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:50,279
Speaker 3: And can.

989
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:52,279
Speaker 2: I just really quickly hang on. I know we just

990
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 2: said doty dilemmas, but there's been a fucking curveball just

991
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 2: thrown in my court.

992
00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:00,320
Speaker 3: Go on, Okay, this is as it happened, Okay.

993
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:03,840
Speaker 2: In the parent group chat. Parents in CARES are warmly

994
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 2: invited to attend the K six Citizenship Awards Assembly on Tuesday.

995
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,319
Speaker 2: The special event is an opportunity to celebrate the achievements

996
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 2: and contributions of our students. In addition, the year two

997
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 2: students will showcase the choral skills choral coral, choral, choral what.

998
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 3: Is that word like? Oral? Just say that.

999
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:26,399
Speaker 2: They've been developing throughout the year, singing a song. Where

1000
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 2: the where the funck? Was this not in the newsletter? Here?

1001
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 2: God damn it. I don't know what to do. I

1002
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 2: don't know what to do.

1003
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 3: I don't want to send someone else, send that humble brag.

1004
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:39,360
Speaker 5: Louis got an awarded assembly.

1005
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 2: What's that?

1006
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 5: Louis got an awarded Assembly And it was the first

1007
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,360
Speaker 5: thing he told me when I picked him up. He

1008
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 5: came running and he's like his little face was all

1009
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:48,840
Speaker 5: like lit up, and he's like, Mommy.

1010
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:49,280
Speaker 3: I got an award.

1011
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 5: And they have assembly on Fridays, which we're not invited.

1012
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:53,760
Speaker 2: To, but that's the dream.

1013
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I would have loved to pop.

1014
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 5: And it was a bronze award and it was for

1015
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:04,720
Speaker 5: you guys will like this actually enthusiasm in maths games.

1016
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 3: Okay, So like he just loved it so much.

1017
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:09,879
Speaker 5: I think she's just really enthusiastic.

1018
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,839
Speaker 3: That's good. Yeah, Well, if he loves it, means he's

1019
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 3: gonna he does it, right.

1020
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1021
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1022
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 5: And so if you get five bronze awards, you get

1023
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 5: a silver award, and if you get a silver award,

1024
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:23,240
Speaker 5: you get an email to come in and like watch

1025
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 5: at assembly.

1026
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 3: You get the call up. Yeah, you're like, get back

1027
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 3: out of it, keep on, keep the energy high? What else?

1028
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 3: What else can we? How many subjects of it. Let's

1029
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 3: be enthusiastic about all of them. Yeah, we'll get an award.

1030
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 2: Probably not. I mean, she's got things.

1031
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,280
Speaker 3: She's good, that's great.

1032
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:48,840
Speaker 2: She's great, she's great, she's great. She's one of the

1033
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:50,280
Speaker 2: first students. I've got a blue award.

1034
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 3: There you go, she got something. What's the blue award?

1035
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 2: Blue awards like award, but you get it. Maybe do

1036
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,240
Speaker 2: one every two weeks. Whoever is just being well behaved

1037
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 2: and listening presented in class.

1038
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oscar got a little slip at the home and

1039
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:06,359
Speaker 1: it was a shout out card thing.

1040
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 3: I don't know what they call it. Color wise.

1041
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 2: Look at us just swinging our dicks, be like, my

1042
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,400
Speaker 2: kid's better than your child.

1043
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 3: Mine is blue.

1044
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 2: Well show you.

1045
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:23,320
Speaker 3: Alright, Matthew, your child gone.

1046
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 2: Well.

1047
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 3: I got it out of the bag and it said

1048
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 3: it was like shout out to Oscar for excellence in listening.

1049
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 3: And I was like, bullshit, too bad.

1050
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 2: He's a liar.

1051
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, too bad. He doesn't listen to me.

1052
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:36,760
Speaker 2: He just lies.

1053
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:40,240
Speaker 1: I'm going to give him award for bulk lying. Okay,

1054
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 1: soz thing really threw me off. They give it this

1055
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 1: wrong kid.

1056
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,800
Speaker 3: Sorry, So he is actually good a school is just

1057
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 3: ship at home.

1058
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:52,960
Speaker 2: Jess written in Oh shut up, Jess, yes, ignore, I'm

1059
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 2: going through something here, all right.

1060
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: This is from jests on the Facebook group with lots

1061
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 1: of school parties coming up already this year, discussing with

1062
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 1: my husband what the appropriate cost of each present should be?

1063
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 3: Very good question. What do you.

1064
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 1: Guys think is an acceptable amount to pay for each

1065
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:14,360
Speaker 1: present for school friends, not necessarily family members?

1066
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 3: Distinction between the two. I like that?

1067
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay? Well Shannon also shout out to Shannon. She

1068
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:24,320
Speaker 2: did a poll which I love than anything. She asked,

1069
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 2: is it ten to twenty, twenty to thirty, thirty to

1070
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 2: forty or forty plus?

1071
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 3: Forty plus is a bit?

1072
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 2: No one?

1073
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 3: Still?

1074
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 1: Did anyone do forty us?

1075
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,400
Speaker 3: Very good? It was a lowline, okay.

1076
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 2: Vic was quite shocked that I put in the category

1077
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:44,720
Speaker 2: thirty to forty.

1078
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 5: There's so many kids birthday parties get invited to many

1079
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 5: thirty to forty?

1080
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 3: Your hard when we get give him a roll?

1081
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 2: Next?

1082
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 3: Why don't you here? You go?

1083
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 2: Son? No? Well, what do you buy? I mean, what

1084
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 2: can you get from under thirty bars?

1085
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what you can get? So much so, Macey.

1086
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 2: You're making me look like I'm bad, I'm out of touch.

1087
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:08,839
Speaker 1: Macey went to her first birthday party, like I went

1088
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 1: with her to go and pick something, and it was like, oh,

1089
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 1: around about that twenty dollars mark we thought was a

1090
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 1: max and it was like a bead making kit that

1091
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:20,879
Speaker 1: was for three plus. So it was like big beads

1092
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:24,959
Speaker 1: obviously came out, shout out absolutely, and I was like, okay,

1093
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: we got that.

1094
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:27,799
Speaker 3: So it's like, it's not just a here's a toy.

1095
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,360
Speaker 1: You wanted something that's like crafty, I think is a

1096
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 1: good option, and that a couple of.

1097
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:34,280
Speaker 3: Coloring books and maybe a book to read, a bedtime

1098
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 3: lovely that's it. And it was like twenty barks.

1099
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:37,479
Speaker 2: What about a T shirt?

1100
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,720
Speaker 3: But a T shirt in there of a searchy T shirt?

1101
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:48,240
Speaker 3: You're like, what's hot at the moment? A sarch about Gucci.

1102
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 3: Oh it's a bit of hard. Oh it's a bit cheap.

1103
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,879
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, you know, there's only so many times

1104
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:54,720
Speaker 2: I can laugh at a joke that's at my expence.

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00:47:54,760 --> 00:48:01,839
Speaker 3: We bought them a property. I think, Look, I think

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Speaker 3: twenty dollars is enough.

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Speaker 2: Twenty bucks okay, yeah, all right?

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Speaker 3: And look and I think as well likes more.

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00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:11,840
Speaker 1: I don't like the expectation because I think that twenty

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00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,439
Speaker 1: dollars is as much to me it is to you, right,

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00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 1: but at twenty dollars might be different to someone else.

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Speaker 2: Can I just defend myself for one second?

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00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 3: No?

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00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 2: Okay. We went to that birthday party of the weekend.

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00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 2: It was dinosaur themed. I was in Kmart Friday night

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00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 2: at ten pm, so I.

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00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:26,840
Speaker 3: Bought them a real dinosaur.

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00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 2: And also before the party on the friday, I was like, hey,

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00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 2: what do you because Lola was like, that's the birthday boy.

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00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 2: And I was like, hey, dude, what do you want.

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00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 2: He's like anything with a remote control and I was like,

1122
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 2: got it. It was a Jurassic Park remote control car

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00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 2: and it was the Jeep and it was like thirty

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00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 2: two bucks and I was like, get two of those.

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00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 3: Too.

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Speaker 2: So I was like, that's a great gift. I'm here,

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00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 2: I'm here to I want to make the kid.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I had a great ye. Look, spend within your

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00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 3: means and don't feel that you're going to be judged

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00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 3: by it. That's my there.

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Speaker 2: He is there, he.

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Speaker 5: Is depends on how close and.

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00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 3: That's what we have.

1134
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 2: Time. She's been going to do that I know for

1135
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 2: it ageous.

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00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 3: How did it feel? Do you feel big? I thought

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00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:11,799
Speaker 3: it would feel better.

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00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 5: I think it depends on the kid's relationship with your child.

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00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't really know the kid. I just

1140
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,479
Speaker 2: got triggered because it was the first Invita has ever gotten.

1141
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 3: I was like, how much do you like the kid?

1142
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:29,839
Speaker 5: But I also think, like as a mum of kids

1143
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 5: that get presents, I don't want a million presents from

1144
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 5: my kid, like big presence, Like they're going to get spoiled.

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00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 5: I say to parents five to ten bucks max, Like

1146
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 5: go to k mar. You can get a book from

1147
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 5: there for like four dollars and a cute little T

1148
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:45,280
Speaker 5: shirt for six bucks.

1149
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 3: Done.

1150
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 2: So I was in the money with a T shirt.

1151
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 2: That was a good call for me. I think that's

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00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:55,320
Speaker 2: it's relaxed, Okay, it's Blensya.

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00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:58,360
Speaker 3: April went to a birthday party with Oscar over the

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00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:01,280
Speaker 3: weekend while I was continuing the flaw That's lasting forever,

1155
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 3: and she came back and she said, someone mentioned.

1156
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: To me a gifting shelf and I was like, they're

1157
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 1: just giving out shelves now, like furniture. I care, Yeah,

1158
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,800
Speaker 1: do you know what we could use a gifting dining

1159
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 1: table if anyone.

1160
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 3: And no, She's like, no, it's like your kid has

1161
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 3: a party, right. The thought behind a gift is what

1162
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:20,960
Speaker 3: is what matters?

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00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 1: Right, And it's like if I get two or three

1164
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:25,800
Speaker 1: of one thing, which does happen because they're just toys.

1165
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,319
Speaker 3: There's only so many toys out there.

1166
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 1: She's like, I might just put one on the gifting

1167
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:32,360
Speaker 1: shelf so that when a party comes back around totally

1168
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:32,880
Speaker 1: you can.

1169
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 3: Be like, well we've got something for that boom. Never

1170
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,360
Speaker 3: heard of the gifting shelf you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we have in Nana's bedroom. We've got a little

1172
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 2: section where the junk shelf. We just yeah, if we

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00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:48,879
Speaker 2: just have random little even for Christmas time. Yeah, things

1174
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 2: are I'm like, that's not going to get played with.

1175
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 2: We'll give it to another parent. Yeah, it's a clutter

1176
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 2: up their house.

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Speaker 1: It's like you know when you get sent unwanted pr

1178
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Speaker 1: like you just all of a sudden you get a

1179
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 1: package and it's like a bunch of little knickknacks and

1180
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 1: it's like to promote their whatever.

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Speaker 2: Right, it must be nice.

1182
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:02,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it is nice.

1183
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:04,319
Speaker 5: You love a package.

1184
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:06,800
Speaker 3: It's for work.

1185
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 2: You just lost the audience.

1186
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 3: No, I'm talking to just lost movie right, no, no, whatever, you.

1187
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Speaker 2: Know when you're flying in a helicopter.

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Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, look yeah you're one of you're me. Now stop fighting?

1190
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 2: Its rolling your eyes. Hey, we we need out of here.

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Speaker 2: Also Special mentioned all the parents out there who were

1192
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:38,600
Speaker 2: hiding chocolate Easter eggs this coming weekend for the children.

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Speaker 3: Have fun, enjoy, don't hide them anywhere in direct sunlight.

1194
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 2: And enjoy having children that are so hyped up on

1195
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:49,879
Speaker 2: sugar they can barely control their emotions. It's gonna be fun.

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00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,920
Speaker 1: I hide mine in my mouth, and then the kids

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00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 1: are just looking around for something that doesn't exist.

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Speaker 3: But I'm well fed.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that information weirdo. Okay, if you enjoy this episode,

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Speaker 2: please And we are getting so many reviews right now.

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Speaker 2: I'm just when I'm massive. I don't look at pornography.

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00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 2: I just read the comments.

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Speaker 3: You can't anymore.

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Speaker 2: Leave that in. And you can also find us on

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Speaker 2: social media.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, groups, YouTube, everywhere.

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Speaker 2: We're there and also a few people have mentioned this,

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Speaker 2: but if you would like to, I don't know, just

1209
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Speaker 2: maybe send it to someone. This is a pyramid scheme. Okay,

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Speaker 2: what we need is for you to recruit other dotors

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Speaker 2: to make us as strong as possible. And furthermore so,

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Speaker 2: we want an army of dots.

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Speaker 3: You'll get ten percent of.

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Speaker 2: Imagine a virus that is spreading through the country and

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Speaker 2: you can be a spread up that's a super super

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Speaker 2: spread up and do that by sharing the episodes.

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Speaker 1: Well said, I think I can't articulate any further on that.

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Speaker 2: That's I worked in marketing for almost ten years.

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Speaker 3: Very good, Thank you, and we'll.

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Speaker 2: See you guys nextly.

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Speaker 6: Seen up.

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Speaker 2: Two. Doting Dad's podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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Speaker 2: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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Speaker 3: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 3: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight island

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Speaker 3: of people's today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land