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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three.

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Speaker 2: Don't do it to me. I've owned back. You have

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Speaker 2: noticed a change in me. I've been to a sanctuary.

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Speaker 2: I've worked on myself jack over the last week. Okay,

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Speaker 2: and now you come in and you tell me your

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Speaker 2: wife intends to go to my wife's birthday party. You've

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Speaker 2: heard me talk about the show the pressure under our

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Speaker 2: first party that we've hosted since moving here. Sorry by

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Speaker 2: thewise Gold one I four point three. It's to Christian

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Speaker 2: O'Connor Breakfast show. You're joining. You're joining a Code REDHI

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Speaker 2: alert situation.

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Speaker 3: I think it's that bad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's not your wife's birthday party. My wife

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Speaker 2: is going as Audrey Hepburn. I told you a couple

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Speaker 2: of weeks ago.

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Speaker 3: I have no memory of that. I have no memory

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Speaker 3: of becauess.

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Speaker 2: The only thing you're thinking about is working on your

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Speaker 2: guns and going to see your personal trainer.

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Speaker 3: I do not remember.

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Speaker 2: I said I had a bicep workout for you. You take

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Speaker 2: that in. I said, she's going as Audrey Hepburn.

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Speaker 3: That's interesting that you think you've told me, because.

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Speaker 2: Don't you give me that one. This is like my wife.

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Speaker 2: I know I told.

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Speaker 3: You well because it was my SUGGESTIONLD you.

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Speaker 2: Now you've got all week to fix this situation. Your

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Speaker 2: wife is a kind, big heart woman, not upset.

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Speaker 3: My will no, and she feels terrible. But this is

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Speaker 3: the thing. The deposit's been paid at.

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Speaker 2: The I'll give it to you, but it's not only

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Speaker 2: now refund How much does the posit I don't know

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Speaker 2: how much.

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Speaker 3: Well, the the outfit forty five, I.

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Speaker 2: Think, okay, there's fifty dollars there, go take care that

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Speaker 2: covers an extra five. Okay, get yourselven coffee.

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Speaker 3: I'll hold onto this. But this is what I want

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Speaker 3: to say about the costume that she hired.

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Speaker 2: There's no defense. Okay, okay, my wife's birthdaypart. There can

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Speaker 2: be only one Audrey Hepbone.

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Speaker 3: And your wife doesn't have a backup. She doesn't want

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Speaker 3: to change.

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Speaker 2: She's had the dress, she's had.

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Speaker 1: She had that.

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Speaker 2: Well, okay, I guess part of the gift. I said, look,

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Speaker 2: don't get a high one. You've got to look amazing.

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Speaker 2: Let's find someone who will make you a stunning black

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Speaker 2: dress that you can then wear out.

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Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, that's way better than the highway because

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Speaker 3: the higher one is like, you don't actually look like

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Speaker 3: Audrey heavy, your.

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Speaker 2: Wife will put off. Your wife is a stunning woman.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, but all the pearls and stuff, they're

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Speaker 3: just like plastic beat.

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Speaker 2: Here's the thing, right, all the effort right my wife

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Speaker 2: made she started getting a hair and maker done at

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Speaker 2: seven am on Saturday for the race.

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Speaker 3: It's the women.

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Speaker 2: They put all this pressure under themselves. And I could say,

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Speaker 2: you don't have to do this for me, you look

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Speaker 2: beautiful there. She's not doing it for me. It's to

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Speaker 2: impress other women. If there is a younger lady and

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Speaker 2: you know what the significant age is, yes, I know

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Speaker 2: what the birthday, you know what's the that's around. There's

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Speaker 2: a younger woman there as Audrey Hepburne. How relaxed do

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Speaker 2: you think my wife's going to be? That is a

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Speaker 2: good point, all right, how relaxed you think my night's

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Speaker 2: going to be? And she gets more drunk and starts

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Speaker 2: asking people who do you think looks better as Audrey

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Speaker 2: hepbone Yeah? Have you ever seen a party turn bad

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Speaker 2: that you would have created?

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Speaker 4: This?

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Speaker 3: So my yesterday we were talking about it with my

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Speaker 3: parents and my mum agreed that she has to change

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Speaker 3: the outfit. She said, why don't you go is Audrey

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Speaker 3: Hepburn in a different movie? I don't think No, I agree,

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Speaker 3: I agree. I don't think that's a been shocking. And

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Speaker 3: then my mum's second suggestion was Catherine Hepburn.

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Speaker 2: All varieties of the brand name Audrey Hepburn. Okay, it

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Speaker 2: belongs to why why please? For the sake of my

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Speaker 2: wife's birthday party, I've never begged you not to do

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Speaker 2: something more.

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Speaker 3: All right, we'll go back to the drawing board, but

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Speaker 3: I want you to offer a suggestion for what Yankee

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Speaker 3: should dress? Has fine?

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Speaker 2: Okay, help me out here. Okay, so what can Jack's wife? Guys,

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Speaker 2: it's got to be a dead celebrity.

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Speaker 3: Dead celebrity, Patsy. Can we say what pats is going on?

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Speaker 3: So that people don't say that Patsy is gonna be

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Speaker 3: Amy Winehouse. Can't be Amy Winehouse, can't be Audrey Hepburn,

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Speaker 3: can't be Katherine Hepburn. What other dead celebrities can you dress?

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Speaker 1: That?

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Speaker 3: She doesn't want Marilyn Monroe because she thinks there'll be

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Speaker 3: already people going as Marilyn Monroe.

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Speaker 2: All right, is she one hundred percent on going as

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Speaker 2: a lady.

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Speaker 3: No, she talked about going is one of the Beatles, right, Okay,

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Speaker 3: right because the costume shot out to Sergeant Betther's outfits.

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Speaker 2: All right, this help me out here then? So who

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Speaker 2: else she going to it? So the Dead Famous Party?

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Speaker 2: Then nine one o four three. If you've got any

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Speaker 2: suggestions to help save my wife's party, the.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 2: All right, So I'm in a tricky situation that wants more.

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Speaker 2: Jack Posters pushed me into with his wife Biancha this weekend.

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Speaker 2: It's my wife's birthday party. She's turning a significant age

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Speaker 2: and this is the first sort of party we've hosted

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Speaker 2: rights since he moved here eighteen months ago. The theme

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Speaker 2: is dead Famous, come as a dead celebrity. Jack suddenly

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Speaker 2: announced today that his wife intends to come as Audrey Hepburn. Cool.

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Speaker 2: The only problem is the lady of the party. My

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Speaker 2: wife is coming as Audrey Hepburn. There can only be

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Speaker 2: one Audrey Hepburn or there Betis. I think Nick at

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Speaker 2: a party, but not when it's a significant age at lease.

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Speaker 3: So so yeah, we're hanging up the Audrey costume. Thank

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Speaker 3: you back on the rack.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there'll be another time you can that out, but

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Speaker 2: you need an alternative and quickly yep, all right, So

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Speaker 2: what could Jack's wife ban could go as to the

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Speaker 2: dead famous party, Uh, get some some text as quickly

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Speaker 2: postpone the party for a month. They got some intel

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Speaker 2: that a couple of people are on the kind of

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Speaker 2: you know what's good? Are there? Some really good ones

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Speaker 2: are about to be taken from us in the next

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Speaker 2: couple of weeks. And then this one from a listener

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Speaker 2: called Kingy chicks can look strangely hot as Charlie Chaplin.

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Speaker 2: So much wisdom there, all right, thank you, King. Richard's

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Speaker 2: on the line, Goodborn and Richard.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Christy morning crew.

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Speaker 2: Are you.

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Speaker 4: Jack, your pat Judy gwan Doroth.

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Speaker 2: That's a great one. Actually the little red shoes.

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Speaker 3: That's not bad, except you can just tell the cooking

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Speaker 3: shoes and say the plate get an uber. Also, I

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Speaker 3: was going to ask, are we staying over at your place?

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Speaker 3: Or do we come back go back home?

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Speaker 2: No different, you want to crash through it now you

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Speaker 2: want to stay So as always, the real life crashes

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Speaker 2: into the show and vice versa. Richard, thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: You call Kim.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, Christy, uh Christy amphlet from the Divinyls.

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Speaker 2: Great one, cool look as well. But what is that

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Speaker 2: one where you'd be explaining who you are? It's going

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Speaker 2: to be instantly recognizable.

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Speaker 3: Do you think it is?

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Speaker 4: My girlfriend went to a costume party a few months

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Speaker 4: ago and went as her and everybody knew who she was.

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, that's good. That's on the list.

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Speaker 2: Kim, definitely, Yeah, good one, Kim, thank you very much,

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Speaker 2: trying to help out. Thanks mate, cheers, Kelly, Oh fay Kelly,

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Speaker 2: and she's back. There we go. That's radio. You're on,

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Speaker 2: you're off and she's back. Kelly.

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Speaker 3: Hi, how are you good?

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Speaker 2: What are you not to?

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Speaker 1: Kelly?

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Speaker 3: I'm actually just picking up my grandson was little. They're

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Speaker 3: impressing him over your head?

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Speaker 2: Yes, up and down? Does it work out or something?

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Speaker 2: Something new? Wear forty five thing?

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Speaker 3: I come picking up?

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Speaker 2: Oh bless you?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: Make grandma's helping out. So listen, Kelly, what do you think?

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Speaker 2: What could you go as? I think the great Freddie

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Speaker 2: Mercury and she should go as him. I want to break.

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Speaker 3: Free now this is I haven't told Christian this yet

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Speaker 3: though that would clash with somebody else's outfit at the party.

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Speaker 2: You're going as Freddy. I'm going as Freddy baby awesome

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Speaker 2: one to go as what what kind of Freddy white pants?

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Speaker 3: And they no, I'm going to the white singleer, the

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Speaker 3: the studs around the arm band and the type acid wash.

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Speaker 2: Gen Oh awesome, classic Freddy.

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Speaker 3: Classic Freddy, right, are you? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: That's a brilliant one.

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Speaker 3: I'm just all I needed the hair. I guess I

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Speaker 3: got to slick it back and change color and change

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Speaker 3: your talent and straighten.

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Speaker 2: Out those natural, beautiful curls of you.

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Speaker 3: I guess a lot of hair gel.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're gonna have to see it. So could

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Speaker 2: you go as two Freddy's.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't want to share mine.

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Speaker 2: To share for my wife to share, but jack Posts

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Speaker 2: can't share.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to share two Freddy's, all right, So

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Speaker 3: she can't go as Freddy.

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Speaker 2: No? All right? So out of the Christy amflet Judy Garland,

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Speaker 2: Charlie chaplain No not Charlie y kind of especially after

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Speaker 2: what king he said, We're back to square one.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three,