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Speaker 1: Melbourne Christian Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Let's go.

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Speaker 3: Showtime? Do you ever yell Timber? Or is that just

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Speaker 3: in the movie?

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Speaker 2: What are you two doing in here today?

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Speaker 4: Seriously, stop looking around the phone.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold follow

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Speaker 1: four point three.

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Speaker 4: Hey, good morning, It's Monday morning, eight minutes past six.

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Speaker 4: It's the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. Good morning Jack.

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Speaker 3: Post, Good morning Christian O'Connell. Can I say, can we

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Speaker 3: say that you are glowing and you have a new

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Speaker 3: energy and you're a brand new man? Or would you

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Speaker 3: rather not talk about it?

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Speaker 4: Now? We can? I we weren't actually here last week.

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Speaker 4: The show was on the best of I don't at

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Speaker 4: this station. Made that entirely clear. They tried to hide

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Speaker 4: the fact they were thanky for some unknown reason. But

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Speaker 4: let's not even going to that crazy about the people

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Speaker 4: that make some of the decisions here. They let us

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Speaker 4: run the show between six and ten, So that's how

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Speaker 4: it works.

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Speaker 3: There are only a few steps away from building some

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Speaker 3: sort of AI that uses all these inputs and builds

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Speaker 3: a whole show. We don't even have to be here anymore.

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Speaker 4: I mean, we're saying that we're here now, but for

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Speaker 4: all you know, this is prerecorded as well, and the

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Speaker 4: fact we won't be back live until twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 4: I'm actually on a two year holiday at the moment.

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Speaker 4: But no, we weren't here last week and I went

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Speaker 4: away to Byron Bay to a kind of health retreat

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Speaker 4: for five days, and I did have an amazing time.

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Speaker 3: It's like in the Simpsons where mister burn comes out

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Speaker 3: of the jungle and he's and they think he's an

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Speaker 3: alien and they're super happy mister Burns. That's how I

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Speaker 3: when I ran into you on Saturday for the first

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Speaker 3: time in a week, that's how you look. You were beaming.

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Speaker 4: That's because I was at a free bar.

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Speaker 3: We were at the races.

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Speaker 4: There was beaming at a free bar. Who was miserable

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Speaker 4: at a free bar? You're not paying for all these drinks.

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Speaker 3: I thought it was all the meditation and the self

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Speaker 4: You know, on the inside, deeply unhappy. Still, they never

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Speaker 4: killed that. I can't be fixed. But freed bar makes

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Speaker 4: everyone go for a couple of hours, including my wife.

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Speaker 4: So we were at the racers on Saturday. A reason

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Speaker 4: why pats isn't here today. She got arrested, and shit,

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Speaker 4: we're hoping to have her back out the next couple

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Speaker 4: of days. But yeah, Patsy sadly got arrested at the weekend.

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Speaker 4: Too much celebrating. You know some women, they just get

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Speaker 4: a bit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you would have say they're on the news, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: getting dragged.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we shouldn't say too much. But Patsy hopefully back

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Speaker 4: back later on this week once we've raised the bell money,

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Speaker 4: because the fifth time this has happened, So it don't

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Speaker 4: mean he too easy to spring her out today or tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, so we were all there and this radio

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Speaker 4: station we were entertaining clients. Now at the times was there?

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Speaker 4: Did you speak to any of them?

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Speaker 3: I did? Yeah, I actually got a winning tip from

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Speaker 3: I'd now I've forgotten the company, but I should I

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Speaker 3: remember the guy. I forget where he works.

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Speaker 4: For, right, brilliant, So yeah, when he was worth entertaining

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Speaker 4: all those guys, I forget the guy or do you

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Speaker 4: even know his name?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 3: No, but I completely in a line I would easily

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because they did that once and it with clients.

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Speaker 4: They line them up and see if we can identify

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Speaker 4: any of them. So anyway, it's a free bar there,

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Speaker 4: and obviously it's the races. Despite the appalling weather for

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Speaker 4: most of it yesterday on Saturday, we still had a

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Speaker 4: good time. So my wife it's her birthday this weekend,

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Speaker 4: and she put a lot of effort into her outfit

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Speaker 4: and she she looked brilliant. And however she tucked into

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Speaker 3: Yeah she was.

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Speaker 4: She was in a great mood. A great mood a

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Speaker 4: free bar. It brings out the glow and everyone. So

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Speaker 4: but my wife had I don't know if you saw

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Speaker 4: as the day went off about five o'clock, you know,

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Speaker 4: some people just suddenly like, whoa god, they've really they're

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Speaker 3: They continuous dancing. I mean even when you're having a

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Speaker 4: On the spot dancing. And there wasn't a dance all there,

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Speaker 4: it's just where we were, and there was a lot

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Speaker 4: Oh god, she's really bad. What do you mean she's firing? No, no,

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Speaker 4: if you look at the clap, I turned Patsy around,

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Speaker 4: I went it's not entire to anything. It's just an

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Speaker 4: now stuck and do it? Cows, come on everyone, drive

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Speaker 4: me done. And I was like, we we, we won't

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Speaker 4: to be falling over. And then sure enough she sort

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Speaker 4: and so I went to see that, Pats to see

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Speaker 4: you next week and went, I went, you okay, She

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Speaker 4: went necessay for a few more hours, and I went, okay, well,

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Speaker 4: why don't we give it another half an hour? Ten

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Speaker 4: minutes later, you went, Chris, I don't think I can

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Speaker 4: see clearly. Can you get me out of here? Before

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Speaker 4: people say?

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Speaker 6: It?

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Speaker 1: Went?

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Speaker 4: It took me half an hour for us to work

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Speaker 4: our way out of there. Right, this is a.

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Speaker 3: Difficult place to get out from.

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Speaker 4: Nothing to do with that. She was falling into me.

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Speaker 4: I mean literally I had to guide her. She was

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Speaker 4: that merry. And then we get into the taxi and

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Speaker 4: out there with the traffic, the old window comes down

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Speaker 4: and the heads outside, I'm like you're not feeling well.

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Speaker 4: What I've eaten all day is a heartboard egg, a harfboard. Eck,

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Speaker 4: what is going to do? And then sure enough she

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Speaker 4: goes to mate, who's driving us. Hey, listen, mate, as

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Speaker 4: soon as it's safe, can you stop the car? He

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Speaker 4: swings into We're in foot screen now. The only place

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Speaker 4: that we can find is suddenly I see an office

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Speaker 4: works car park. There's people innocently just coming out of

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Speaker 4: It's still daytime. You enjoying new right. Suddenly Mercedes pulls up.

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Speaker 4: The rear passenger door opens and there's some lady who

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Speaker 4: had a good day. The races open, yeah, all over

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Speaker 4: the car park. So apologies to office works in Footscray.

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Speaker 4: That's my wife Chunda there okay.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three.

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Speaker 4: I was so excited on my way in this morning

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Speaker 4: to see that it is getting lighter again earlier in

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Speaker 4: the mornings. Even at like twenty past five this morning,

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Speaker 4: there was more light around than a week ago. So

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Speaker 4: the weather a lot better today. Obviously, VIC Racing at Saturday,

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Speaker 4: we were there out of Flemington. It was heaven the

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Speaker 4: weather was.

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Speaker 3: I didn't think it is a lot better today though,

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Speaker 3: was gonna right now? I mean that little graphic that

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Speaker 3: tells us the weather it's got three lightning strikes.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, it's beautiful out this morning. So is it

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Speaker 4: going to be crap again today?

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Speaker 3: Well, at least three lightning strikes?

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Speaker 4: So what was it? Thirty four degrees on Friday? Like

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Speaker 4: a beautiful day Thursday as well, And then suddenly when

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Speaker 4: you want a week of it for the racing, it

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Speaker 4: turned to I mean it was. It wasn't just a

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Speaker 4: downpour on Saturday. It was it was torrential rain all day.

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Speaker 4: And so why would you when we when I left

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Speaker 4: obviously scored my wife out of there to safety. What

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Speaker 4: with that hard board egg, by the way, when she'd

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Speaker 4: been sick at the taxi door, start to do the

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Speaker 4: old spot car sickness. Come on, that's not let's not

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Speaker 3: More than just a hard boiled egg.

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Speaker 4: Come up, No, it was it was just a variety

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Speaker 4: of colors of free drinks that you've been having, from

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Speaker 4: the apparel spritzer to champagne.

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Speaker 3: And they were putting colors in those drinks. What was

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Speaker 4: I don't know where we were free bar and then

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Speaker 4: and it was it was this radio station often we

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Speaker 4: which is great, okay for all the clients and advertising

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Speaker 4: on this station. However, did you see the trained sandwiches

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Speaker 4: they kept bringing around. It looked like the someone's mum

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Speaker 4: had made sandwiches. Who wants to eat an egg sandwich

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Speaker 4: world is the humble egg and cress, egg and cress sandwich.

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Speaker 4: No thank you, nana.

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Speaker 3: And you know if you go to a nice cafe

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Speaker 3: This was just like that old school bread, old school

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Speaker 4: School lunch sandwiches, such chunky old bread that you know

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Speaker 4: it would soak up all the more stu're in you

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Speaker 4: if you choking, plus the egg. You don't we chatting

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Speaker 3: It is if they ran out of money on the

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Speaker 3: sales was in charge of making the egg sandwiches cheap loaves.

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Speaker 4: You know when Cole's was closing, they wait until one

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Speaker 4: They don't throw away those loaves that no one has anymore?

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Speaker 4: Were there for the clients We've got Reno Cole's, Woolworth's

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Speaker 4: all coming. We want to treat them to some egg

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Speaker 4: and cress sandwiches. Hey, you don't want to be putting

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Speaker 4: money into Nova. Have another egg and cress sandwich? What's

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Speaker 4: that you're on? Three head? When you come over and us,

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Speaker 4: doesn't they play more egg and cress sandwiches for you? Sir?

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Speaker 4: So what happened to you?

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Speaker 5: So?

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Speaker 4: When I left, you were heading over to the bird

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Speaker 4: walk over a bridge, literally you have to walk us

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Speaker 4: over a bridge and drop into beautiful land.

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Speaker 3: That's it's like the celebrity TV world over there where

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Speaker 4: They do it, they were WHOA, WHOA? Where should passed?

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Speaker 4: Who DJ? Walking around birdcage?

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Speaker 3: But did you notice my wife had made like three

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Speaker 3: new friends?

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Speaker 4: Who were those people? You were with.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, well, I know them now.

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Speaker 4: But who was the frelly top lady.

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Speaker 3: She was just a person that Bianca met on the day.

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Speaker 3: And Bianca becomes lifelong friends with people sometimes instantly.

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Speaker 4: It's like you formed a cold. I know, don't advertise

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Speaker 4: It was one of those piper it was.

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Speaker 3: It was one of those friendships when the.

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Speaker 4: Guys some Kiss was straggling along and his moleskin suit.

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Speaker 4: It was.

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Speaker 3: It became one of those friendships where it's like, well,

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Speaker 4: As always are our mature and elderly producer before the

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Speaker 4: And with those words you really fin inspired Jack? Can

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Speaker 3: So it's how the Giants coach Leon Cameron said before

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Speaker 4: More their game to be honest. But anyway, guys, head

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Speaker 4: Rob's on the line.

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Speaker 7: Come on in, Rob, Hey, Christian, here you go.

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Speaker 4: I'm good to see you're on today. You're not off?

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Speaker 4: What are you up to? You off into work right now?

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Speaker 4: We are you already at work? Rob?

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Speaker 7: I'm already at work waiting to get in. I look

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Speaker 4: Okay, so that's an important job right now. What do

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Speaker 7: We do ground maintenance, so we do all the mowing,

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Speaker 4: Yeah. And when you got you got to ride on mower.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, with a seventy five inch deck on it.

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Speaker 4: Get it. Look at this guy, men, not to exaggerate,

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Speaker 3: And Rob, what do you mean you're waiting to get in?

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Speaker 3: Is the is the person who usually has the keys off? Today?

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Speaker 7: Uh? Well there's we can only get in at seven o'clock.

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Speaker 4: Why are you there now? If that was me, I'll

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Speaker 7: We do paperwork and we do the services on the

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Speaker 3: I mean since midnight we're.

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Speaker 4: Just crying out for radio shows. Phone insane?

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Speaker 3: You at work today? It's all above board. You can

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Speaker 4: Yeah, logs on this morning. Yep. So I want to

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Speaker 7: No, no, no, it doesn't work that way. We we

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Speaker 4: Oh I see, gotcha.

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Speaker 3: Well, so if you do, if you rock up before

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Speaker 4: Yes, that is smart. I might start getting in here

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Speaker 3: I mean we get out pretty early. How early do

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Speaker 4: With all that extra time? My wife is just having

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Speaker 7: That's the biggest problem. Do other stuff.

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Speaker 4: All right, listen, Rob, thank you very much for calling.

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Speaker 4: I can have a good day alright, you do, all right?

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Speaker 4: Cheers Rob Craig. Good morning, Craig. Hi, Hey doing, I'm

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Speaker 4: good Craig. So what are you up to You're obviously

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Speaker 4: I'm a bus driver, still need our bus drivers? What

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Speaker 8: Nine oh three?

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Speaker 4: The classic nine o three? Now what route is that?

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Speaker 4: Is that? Cranbourne the top of my head, cramble.

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Speaker 8: The route yourself goes from all the Electoria Altona via

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Speaker 8: Mike Hardelberg Andesenton. But today I'm just driving between Hardleberg

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Speaker 4: All right? And so do you often do on a Monday?

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Speaker 4: Is this a classic nine oh three? Always your Monday route?

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Speaker 8: Yeah? Pretty much, because yeah, my Debi's only out of

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Speaker 4: What's your favorite one do you have? Do you argue going?

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Speaker 4: I'm not the nine oh three, the passengers a little

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Speaker 4: seven man, hopefully on a Friday? Do you do you

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 8: Not really? Passions are pretty good.

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Speaker 4: And are you allowed to listen to the radio on

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Speaker 8: On the older ones? We can, Yes, I have good

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Speaker 8: Yeah? Some of them are about to I don't put

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Speaker 4: Oh no, this isn't right, that's awful.

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Speaker 8: All the speakers don't work near the drivers, so you

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Speaker 4: Deffinite, great system, great system. Yeah, must be really popular

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Speaker 3: And Craig, you'll be a good gauge. Will there be

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Speaker 8: I really have no idea. Really, that's what I get there.

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Speaker 4: Thanks a lot, Greig, Thanks you Jeers. That's Craig. He's

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Speaker 4: on the nine three. Katie, Good morning, good morning, Good morning, Katie.

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Speaker 4: Do you have a good weekend?

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Speaker 9: Yes, thank you you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, a lovely weekend. And you're into work.

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Speaker 9: Today, Katie, Yes, absolutely, and.

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Speaker 4: Tomorrow it's about the holiday tomorrow. Come you're not off.

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Speaker 9: Not in Geelong. We get Geelong Cup instead of Melbourne

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Speaker 4: You're not off tomorrow. I thought this was like a

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Speaker 9: It's regional, so.

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Speaker 4: Hang on, it's the race. It stops the nation apart

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Speaker 3: The thirty kilometer limits.

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Speaker 4: We've got our own one, thank you. We've got our

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Speaker 3: What's your public holiday?

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Speaker 9: The twenty third of October?

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Speaker 3: Right, so Geelong's already had their day.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, it's the Geelong cut public holiday.

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Speaker 4: I did not know. I just presumed everything.

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Speaker 9: I know because I do payroll as well, so I

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Speaker 9: Cut down.

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Speaker 5: On the peninsula and not Melbourne Cup.

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Speaker 4: So everyone in Geelong will just be at work today

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so you well blessed, thank you very much. But

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 9: Look, I'll work in night, k I will dress up

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Speaker 3: Will yea?

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Speaker 4: And what do you dress up as horses?

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Speaker 3: They're dressed in nice clothes.

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Speaker 4: They like fancy dress. You know the old time is

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Speaker 4: like fancy dress, like a jockey and a horse and

445
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Speaker 4: ride each other around. I'm glad we cleared that up. Okay,

446
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Speaker 4: all right, thanks and giving us a cool CaTiO. We've

447
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Speaker 4: all learned something from our chair this morning. Have a

448
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Speaker 4: good day.

449
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Speaker 1: Worries by the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one

450
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Speaker 1: oh four point three.

451
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Speaker 4: So, who like us, is on this morning? Not off?

452
00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:13,239
Speaker 4: If you're going into work, you might already be at work.

453
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,960
Speaker 4: We're he spoke to a load of you that are today.

454
00:20:15,119 --> 00:20:16,600
Speaker 4: A lot of people are but the long weekend. But

455
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,280
Speaker 4: I know a lot of you already at work. Katie

456
00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:20,840
Speaker 4: is a nurse. Hospitals never closed. They're all in today

457
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Speaker 4: nine four one four, one oh four three. Lornie, good morning.

458
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Speaker 5: I like Christian.

459
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Speaker 4: Hello, how are you do you have a good weekend.

460
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Speaker 9: I'm exhausted because im at work.

461
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Speaker 4: All right? What are you doing that you're out of breath.

462
00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:36,200
Speaker 5: I'm a stable hand.

463
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Speaker 4: That is hard work. You have to start very early,

464
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Speaker 4: the middle.

465
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Speaker 5: Of the night, and a little bit like you guys,

466
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Speaker 5: So maybe a little bit earlier because I'm always waiting

467
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Speaker 5: for you guys to come on here every morning.

468
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Speaker 4: Oh bless you, four o'clock. Listen. There's nothing like this job.

469
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,920
Speaker 4: That's proper backbreaking work. This isn't He didn't even break

470
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Speaker 4: in a sweat doing this.

471
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Speaker 5: You don't need to go to the gym, that's for sure.

472
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Speaker 4: So you've got to lift up the hay. You got

473
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Speaker 4: to go a couple of horse poop.

474
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Speaker 5: That's what I'm doing as we speaking, picking up poop,

475
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Speaker 5: picking up very expensive hoop, very expensive animals here.

476
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Speaker 4: So what have you got? Some thoroughbreds?

477
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Speaker 5: We have about one hundred thoroughbreds here on this on

478
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Speaker 5: this in this stable.

479
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Speaker 4: So are they racing horses?

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Speaker 5: These are all race horses?

481
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Speaker 4: Wow? They are, aren't they for us? Yeah? So all

482
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Speaker 4: the horses out there, then the thoroughbred and the racing horses,

483
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Speaker 4: they are treated like royalty, aren't they.

484
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Speaker 5: They have many many servants.

485
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Speaker 4: Gloves your apple.

486
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Speaker 3: Today, sir, do you think the horses know that it's

487
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Speaker 3: a special time of year. Do they feel the occasion?

488
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Speaker 5: Well, I don't think they know that the Melbourne Cup's

489
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Speaker 5: running tomorrow. I used to bring the radio out and

490
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Speaker 5: listen to her and say, right, come on, get motivated.

491
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Speaker 5: But no, I think it's spring, so they're all feeling fantastic.

492
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Speaker 5: Horses love springs in the occasion, in the occasion they know.

493
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Speaker 5: I felt good at the cock's sight. So yeah.

494
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Speaker 4: And when you said they have many servants, they have

495
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Speaker 4: like that. You have like horse chira practice for them, don't.

496
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Speaker 5: They They have chiropractice, phisiotherapists.

497
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Speaker 3: Really, how do you do the backpracking on the horse

498
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Speaker 3: very hard?

499
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Speaker 5: It's amazing. Yeah, it's it's a big crack, true.

500
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Speaker 4: Yeah. And then you have you have the people as well.

501
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Speaker 4: Do you have the people as well? Like the horse

502
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Speaker 4: whispers that come out and for horses that aren't racing

503
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Speaker 4: very well, they literally just have a little word in

504
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Speaker 4: their ear.

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Speaker 5: Some some stables do that, Yeah for sure. Well, anything,

506
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Speaker 5: you've got to try everything you can.

507
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Speaker 3: And your version of that is playing gold one O

508
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Speaker 3: four three through the speakers at the stables.

509
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Speaker 5: I listened to it all morning and then he needs tote.

510
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Speaker 4: The winning station the final final. Now, when hey, who's

511
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Speaker 4: a horse, Who's who's racing today or the next day

512
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Speaker 4: or to that are at the stags that might be

513
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Speaker 4: listening right now.

514
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Speaker 5: Well, actually, there's a horse. It's not our trainer, but

515
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Speaker 5: we've got a couple of trainers that share this facility.

516
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Speaker 5: And there's a lovely horse racing tomorrow called Jamaican Rain.

517
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Speaker 5: And she's top waist and not in the cup, but

518
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Speaker 5: on one in one of the bigger races of the day.

519
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Speaker 5: And her stable name's Gracie.

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Speaker 4: So go Gracie, so Jamaican name.

521
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Speaker 5: He's her Rain, Jamaican Rain.

522
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Speaker 3: Well, it is her real name, but not her racing name.

523
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, she doesn't know who she is.

524
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Speaker 5: She does. Her race name is Jamaican Range and her

525
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Speaker 5: but her stable name, they all her pet names is Gracie.

526
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Speaker 4: That's very confusing, very confusing. So what will the jockey

527
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,360
Speaker 4: be yelling when he's on top of her?

528
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Speaker 5: A lot of bumping? I don't know what do you mean?

529
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Speaker 3: Like the well named is the jockey use.

530
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Speaker 5: Yeah, some of them will use their pick name, Grace Gracie, gotcha.

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Speaker 4: All right, Lornie, We've got to go. We've got the

532
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,359
Speaker 4: news and sport. Thank you very much to listen to

533
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Speaker 4: the show as well.

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Speaker 10: Work everyone, Thanks.

535
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Speaker 1: By the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

536
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Speaker 1: four point three.

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Speaker 4: Have it a great weekend and some of you will

538
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 4: be extending the weekend. Obviously we're aware that some of

539
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,720
Speaker 4: you are off today, might be listening to the show

540
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 4: whilst you're in bed, not heading into work. There are

541
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Speaker 4: a lot of people, as we found out last half

542
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 4: now still in work. Today we're here, Jack and I

543
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:33,240
Speaker 4: have come in. Patsy could be bothered today. She doesn't

544
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,920
Speaker 4: even texted either of us. Real horrible way to worry

545
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Speaker 4: brunus like.

546
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Speaker 3: She didn't leave a no for tea on the whiteboard

547
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,760
Speaker 3: at the end of last week. Hey hope you have

548
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,439
Speaker 3: a relaxing break and have a good show on Monday.

549
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,960
Speaker 4: But lesser and then I guess we didn't know that

550
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Speaker 4: that message was actually heard, you saying I won't be there,

551
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 4: but you guys have a great show. So on today's show.

552
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,920
Speaker 4: Then ten weeks of tickets. We're in two week six.

553
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,199
Speaker 4: We've got Alice Cooper VIP tickets where every single day

554
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,440
Speaker 4: this week you get to go and see the great

555
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Speaker 4: legendary Alice Cooper live from the photographer's pits. That's good, Yeah,

556
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Speaker 4: I take it, because where is the photographer's pit? I mean,

557
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 4: I haven't seen many shows. The only time I see

558
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 4: the photographer they crouched down the front, aren't they looking

559
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Speaker 4: up with the camera. I mean you crouched down the

560
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Speaker 4: front with their lenses.

561
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Speaker 3: Security guards feet, isn't it.

562
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Speaker 4: And where is that well known pit? You know, we

563
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 4: know it that way. There's the orchestra pit, Brad Pitt

564
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,440
Speaker 4: and then top ten famous pits, the photographer's pits.

565
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Speaker 3: And then will you be with a bunch of photographers,

566
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Speaker 3: you know, just standing with your hands in your pocket

567
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:40,879
Speaker 3: while they're all trying to get photos.

568
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Speaker 4: A right, you can listen to you know Cooper doing

569
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Speaker 4: the hits. You know you're poisoning you. Sorry, don't to

570
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 4: just move ahead. The shoo from the old Sun. But anyway,

571
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 4: maybe this week when have you ever heard anyone? And

572
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:57,640
Speaker 4: we won these amazing tickets on our radio show. We

573
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Speaker 4: were on stage Watson Show. Yeah we were actually better.

574
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 4: We're in the photographer's pit. Oh wow, the photographer's pit.

575
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 4: So every day you're in the photographer's pit seeing Alice Cooper.

576
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 4: That's he got to give away. And then one of

577
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 4: you gets upgraded. I know. Sorry, you're gonna have to

578
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 4: come out in that photographer's pit. You get to do

579
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Speaker 4: a meet and greet, and then you go back into

580
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Speaker 4: the pit.

581
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Speaker 3: Throw the rope ladder down and you'll scurry out of

582
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Speaker 3: the pit.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you'll be the envy of the pit people. You

584
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Speaker 4: can be one of the glorious few of the pit people.

585
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Speaker 4: That's this morning at seven thirty and Monday morning Miss

586
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 4: hurd Lyrics bun preedition at eight o'clock. Right now, though,

587
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Speaker 4: the song that sums up your weekend, song that sums

588
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 4: up my weekend perfectly is this. It is party week,

589
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 4: my wife's birthday party, the much high birthday party is

590
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 4: this Saturday dead famous Jack and Pats are coming. Got

591
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,400
Speaker 4: to come as someone deed a famous dead celebrity. Over

592
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 4: the weekend. I think my wife started celebrations at the

593
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Speaker 4: races Darby DA on Saturday. Free bar. This radio station

594
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 4: was entertaining clients and she enjoyed the free bar.

595
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Speaker 3: The party has started.

596
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:12,119
Speaker 4: Oh boy, my wife suddenly run about half five was

597
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 4: wabbling okay as well, just say as it was she

598
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,360
Speaker 4: was wabbling and I said, you okay, she goes, get

599
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 4: me out of it. Don't want people to see me

600
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:20,199
Speaker 4: like this. That was oh wow. Patsy was trying not

601
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,639
Speaker 4: to laugh and go do you need some help? And

602
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 4: you've done enough? Because she was drinking with her at

603
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 4: the free bar and it took me quite a while

604
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,199
Speaker 4: to get her out because she's quite unsteady in her

605
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 4: high heels.

606
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Speaker 3: Right now, I've got an image of you and Pat.

607
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 3: Pat's on the feet and you on the shoulders shuffling

608
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:35,399
Speaker 3: your wife on.

609
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 4: The weekend at Bernie's. So it was a long walk

610
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 4: navigating all the little you know, all the cars and

611
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:45,960
Speaker 4: stuff like that. My wife had to take her shoes

612
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 4: off because every you're hurting in these eels and she's hammered.

613
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 4: We get into the taxi and ten minutes in she

614
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 4: asked the guy to pull over, and the only place

615
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,919
Speaker 4: he could pull over pull into happened to be the

616
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Speaker 4: car park of Footscray office works, where her door opened

617
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:01,640
Speaker 4: suddenly and she was sick.

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Speaker 3: She was very castick that day. Doesn't do well in cars.

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Speaker 4: Tried to tell me it was castick and that she'd

620
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 4: only eat in a hard boiled egg and that's why

621
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Speaker 4: she was on well is that? Come on, it's been

622
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 4: me more than you in a state up this. It's

623
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Speaker 4: the free bar, it's your party week. It's party week.

624
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 4: Apologies to Footscray office works for the mess out the

625
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 4: front there.

626
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,479
Speaker 3: But thankfully it's raining this weekend.

627
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 4: It surely is and it won't be the only chunda

628
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 4: around Flemington and Footscrave win it over the next couple

629
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Speaker 4: of days. As people have cast sick there's going to

630
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 4: be a lot of outbreak of cast sickness this week,

631
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Speaker 4: people leaving the races. All right, what is the song

632
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 4: for you? Jack?

633
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 3: Well? It also stems from Saturday and talking to your

634
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 3: wife on Saturday. It can be best be described with

635
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 3: this song Breakfast at Tiffany's.

636
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 4: Oh. Then she tells her because she's going as autry

637
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 4: Hepburn this weekend. She's going as Autry Heatburn.

638
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 3: Give me, give me this song. I just want to

639
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 3: get my arguments in order.

640
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 4: You're not going as Eldree Hepburn. No, you can't upstage

641
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 4: the party girl. You know how much pressure I'm under

642
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 4: for this to be party of the year for my wife.

643
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 3: But my wife has already got her outfit She's.

644
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 4: Not going as Audrey Hepburne.

645
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 3: She's Audrey at breakfast, so she can't do that.

646
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 4: Why would she? I told you a couple of weeks ago.

647
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 4: Sarah's gonnas Audrey Hepburne. It's her party. She kind of

648
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 4: a younger lady there, just as Audrey hepburn El. Audrey

649
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 4: hepburn Ker feels awful, but she's already no. I beg you,

650
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 4: why do this to me? Do you hate me?

651
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 3: It's already dimmed a puzzle.

652
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:43,000
Speaker 4: I'll buy her a new outfit. We'll get into this

653
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:43,479
Speaker 4: after this.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three.

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Speaker 4: Don't do it to me. I've owned back. You have

657
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 4: noticed a change in me. I've been to a sanctuary.

658
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 4: I've worked on myself jack over the last week. Okay,

659
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 4: and now you come in and you tell me your

660
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 4: wife intends to go to my wife's birthday party. You've

661
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 4: heard me talking about the show the pressure under our

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Speaker 4: first party that we've hosted since moving here. Sorry, by

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Speaker 4: the wise Gold one of four point three, it's to

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Speaker 4: Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show. You're joining, You're joining a code

665
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Speaker 4: red hi alert situation.

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Speaker 3: I think it's that bad.

667
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Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's not your wife's birthday party. My wife

668
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Speaker 4: is going as Audrey Hepburn. I told you a couple

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Speaker 4: of weeks ago.

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Speaker 3: I have no memory of that. I have no memory

671
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Speaker 3: of because.

672
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Speaker 4: The only thing you're thinking about is working on your

673
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Speaker 4: guns and going to see your personal trainer.

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Speaker 3: I do not remember.

675
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Speaker 4: I said I had a bicep workout for you. You take

676
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Speaker 4: that in. I said, she's going as Audrey Hepburn.

677
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Speaker 3: That's interesting that you think you've told me, because.

678
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Speaker 4: Don't you give me that one. This is like my wife.

679
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Speaker 3: I know I told you well, because it was my

680
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Speaker 3: suggest told you.

681
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Speaker 4: Now you've got an all week to fix this situation.

682
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Speaker 4: Your wife is a kind, big heart woman. We want

683
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Speaker 4: not upset my.

684
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,240
Speaker 3: No, and she feels terrible. But this is the thing.

685
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Speaker 3: The deposits been paid at the I, but it's not.

686
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Speaker 4: Only now really fund how much does the posit? I

687
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Speaker 4: don't know how much?

688
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Speaker 3: Well, the the outfit forty five?

689
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 4: I think, Okay, there's fifty dollars there, go take care

690
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Speaker 4: that covers an extra five. Okay, get your seven coffee.

691
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Speaker 3: I'll hold onto this. But this is what I want

692
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Speaker 3: to say about the costume that she hired.

693
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Speaker 4: There's no defense.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, my.

695
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Speaker 4: Wife's birthday part. There can be only one Audrey Hepbone.

696
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Speaker 3: And your wife doesn't have a backup. She doesn't want

697
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Speaker 3: to change.

698
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 4: She's had the dress, she's had.

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Speaker 3: She had.

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Speaker 4: Well, okay, I guess part of the gift. I said, look,

701
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Speaker 4: don't get a high one. You've got to look amazing.

702
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Speaker 4: Let's find someone who will make you a stunning black

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Speaker 4: dress that you can then wear out.

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Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, that's way better than the highway because

705
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Speaker 3: the higher one is like, you don't actually look like

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Speaker 3: Audrey Heavy.

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Speaker 4: Your wife will put off. Your wife is a stunning woman.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, but all the pearls and stuff, they're

709
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Speaker 3: just like plastic beads.

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Speaker 4: Here's the thing, right, all the effort right my wife made,

711
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Speaker 4: she started getting her hair and I done at seven

712
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Speaker 4: am on Saturday for the race.

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Speaker 5: It's right.

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Speaker 4: The women, they put all this pressure under themselves, and

715
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Speaker 4: I could say, you don't have to do this for me,

716
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Speaker 4: you look beautiful, and there she's not doing it for me.

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Speaker 4: It's to impress other women. If there is a younger lady,

718
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Speaker 4: and you know what the significant age.

719
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Speaker 3: Is yes, I know what the birthday?

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Speaker 4: You know what's the fear that's around? There's a younger

721
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Speaker 4: woman there as Audrey Hepburn. How relaxed do you think

722
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Speaker 4: my wife's going to be? That is a good point,

723
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Speaker 4: all right, how relaxed you think my night's going to be?

724
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Speaker 4: And she gets more drunk and starts asking people who

725
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Speaker 4: do you think looks better as Audrey Hepburn? Yeah? Have

726
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Speaker 4: you ever seen a party turn bad that you would

727
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Speaker 4: have created? This?

728
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Speaker 3: So my yesterday we were talking about it with my parents,

729
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Speaker 3: and my mum agreed that she has to change the outfit.

730
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Speaker 3: She said, why don't you go? Is Audrey Hepburn in

731
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Speaker 3: a different movie? I don't think No, I agree, I agree.

732
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Speaker 3: I don't think that's been shocking. And then my mum's

733
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Speaker 3: second suggestion was Catherine Hepburn.

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Speaker 4: All varieties of the brand name Audrey hat Bond. Okay,

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Speaker 4: it belongs to why why please? For the sake of

736
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Speaker 4: my wife's birthday party? I've never begged you not to

737
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Speaker 4: do something more.

738
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Speaker 3: All right, we'll go back to the drawing board, but

739
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Speaker 3: I want you to offer a suggestion for what Yankee

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Speaker 3: should dress as.

741
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Speaker 4: Fine, Okay, help me out here. Okay, so what can

742
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Speaker 4: Jack's wife? Guys, it's got to be a dead celebrity.

743
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Speaker 3: Dead celebrity, Patsy. Can we say what pats is going

744
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Speaker 3: on so that people don't say that Patsy is gonna

745
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Speaker 3: be Amy Winehouse. Can't be Amy Winehouse, can't be Eldrey Hepburn,

746
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Speaker 3: can't be Catherine Hepburn. What other dead celebrities? Can you

747
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 3: dress that? She actually doesn't want Marilyn Monroe because she

748
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Speaker 3: thinks there'll be already people going as Marilyn Monroe?

749
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Speaker 4: Al Right? Is she one hundred percent ongoing as a lady? No?

750
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Speaker 3: She talked about going is one of the Beatles?

751
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Speaker 4: Right? Okay, right, because.

752
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Speaker 3: The costume shop ads the sergeant Betther's outfits.

753
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Speaker 4: All right, help me out here? Then? So who else

754
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Speaker 4: she gonna so? The dead famous party? Then nine one

755
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Speaker 4: o four three? If you got any suggestions to help

756
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Speaker 4: save my wife's party?

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Speaker 1: The Christian who conne for sure Melbourne's gold one oh

758
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Speaker 1: four point three?

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Speaker 4: All right, So I'm in a tricky situation that wants more.

760
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Speaker 4: Jack Posters pushed me into with his wife Biancha this weekend.

761
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Speaker 4: It's my wife's birthday party. She's turning a significant age.

762
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Speaker 4: And this is the first sort of party we've hosted

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Speaker 4: right since he moved here eighteen months ago. The theme

764
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Speaker 4: is dead famous come as a dead celebrity. Jack suddenly

765
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Speaker 4: announced today that his wife intends to come as Audrey Hepburn. Cool.

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Speaker 4: The only problem is the lady of the party. My

767
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 4: wife is coming as Audrey Hepburn. There can only be

768
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Speaker 4: one Audrey Hepburn or their beatis I think at a party,

769
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Speaker 4: but not when it's a significant age at lease.

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Speaker 3: So so yeah, we're hanging up the Audrey costume. Thank

771
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Speaker 3: you back on the rack.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there'll be another time you can get that out,

773
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Speaker 4: but you need an alternative and quickly yep, all right,

774
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Speaker 4: So what could Jack's wife, bianchor go as to the

775
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 4: dead famous party? Uh, get some text as quickly postpone

776
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 4: the party from month. They got some intel that a

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00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 4: couple of people are on the kind if you know

778
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 4: what's are there? Some really good ones are about to

779
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Speaker 4: be taken from us in the next couple of weeks.

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Speaker 4: And then this one from a listener called kingy chicks

781
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 4: can look strangely hot as Charlie Chaplin. So much wisdom there,

782
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Speaker 4: all right, thank you King Richard's on the line. Goodborn

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Speaker 4: and Richard, good morning, Christy, morning crew.

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Speaker 7: Are you check your pat Judy Gowan and Dorothy.

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Speaker 4: That's a great one. Actually, the little red shoes.

786
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Speaker 3: That's not bad, except you can just tell the cooking

787
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Speaker 3: shoes and say they no plate for get an uber. Also,

788
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Speaker 3: I was going to ask, are we staying over at

789
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Speaker 3: your place or do we come back go back home? Different?

790
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Speaker 4: You want to crash through it, now you want to

791
00:35:54,880 --> 00:36:00,479
Speaker 4: stay so it has always the real life crash into

792
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Speaker 4: the show and vice versa. Richard, thank you very much.

793
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Speaker 4: You call Kim.

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Speaker 10: Yes, yes, Christy uh Christy amphlet from the Divinyls.

795
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Speaker 4: Great one. Cool look as well. But is that one

796
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:15,839
Speaker 4: where you'd be explaining who you are?

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00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:19,919
Speaker 3: Yes, it's got to be instantly recognizable. Do you think

798
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 3: it is?

799
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Speaker 10: My girlfriend went to a costume party a few months

800
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Speaker 10: ago and went as her and everybody knew who she was.

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, that's good. That's on the list. Kim definitely.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, good one. Kim, thank you very much, trying to

803
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Speaker 4: help out by Thanks mate, cheers Kelly, oh fatty Kelly,

804
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 4: and she's back. There we go. That's radio. You're on,

805
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 4: you're off. And she's back. Kelly, Oh, I know, are

806
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 4: you good? What are you not to Kelly?

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00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 5: I'm actually just picking up my grandson, was.

808
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 3: Little, impressing him over your head?

809
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 4: Yes, up and down? Does it a workout or something?

810
00:36:56,600 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 4: Something new? Wear forty five thing? Oh? Bless you? All right,

811
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Speaker 4: grandma's helping out. So listen, Kelly, what do you think?

812
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:08,280
Speaker 4: What could you go as?

813
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 5: I think the great Freddie Mercury and she should go

814
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 5: as him.

815
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Speaker 7: I want to break free.

816
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 4: Now.

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00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:19,319
Speaker 3: This is I haven't told Christian this yet though that

818
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 3: would clash with somebody else's outfit at the party.

819
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 4: You're going as Freddy. I'm going as Freddy baby awesomeone

820
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 4: to go as what kind of Freddy white pants?

821
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:34,759
Speaker 3: And they no, I'm going to the white singleer, the

822
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:39,799
Speaker 3: the studs around the armband and the type acid wash.

823
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,720
Speaker 4: Gen Oh awesome, classic Freddy, classic Freddy.

824
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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 4: Are you really that's a brilliant I'm just all I

826
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:46,879
Speaker 4: needed the hair.

827
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 3: I guess I got to slick it back and change

828
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 3: color and change your talent, straighten.

829
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Speaker 4: Out those natural, beautiful curls of you.

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Speaker 3: I guess a lot of pair gel.

831
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Speaker 4: Yeah, and you're gonna have to see it. So could

832
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Speaker 4: you go as to Freddy's No, I don't share mine

833
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 4: for my wife to share, but Jack Polks can't share.

834
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Speaker 4: I don't want to share two Freddy's all right, So

835
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Speaker 4: she can't go as Freddy No, all right, So out

836
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:14,720
Speaker 4: of the Chrissy Amflet, Judy Garland, Charlie Chaplain No not Charlie,

837
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Speaker 4: no kind of especially after what King he said. We're

838
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Speaker 4: back to square one.

839
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three.

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much, bless you. People are still trying

842
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 4: to help out favorous suggestions for Jack's wife Bianca what

843
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 4: she could go as now she's got a change from

844
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Speaker 4: Audrey Headbone. We can't have two Audrey Hepbones, Mae West,

845
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 4: Janis Joplin, Shirley Temple, Charles Manson. That's the puppies out there,

846
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 4: Charles be some killer theme party.

847
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 3: Isn't Charles Manson still alive in prison somewhere?

848
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Speaker 4: I'm not sure, but if he's not, you can't want

849
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Speaker 4: a gear chase from Audrey Heppers. Katie Phillips is just

850
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:58,319
Speaker 4: texted that and that's incredible. And another one here. I

851
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 4: love this from Dave Clear Patra ancient celebrity. Yeah, that

852
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 4: well known ancient celebrity. Oh what was she back in

853
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 4: the day that we've had all the hot gospel? What

854
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 4: she was wearing at Oaks Day? Cleopatra ancient celebrity? All right,

855
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 4: Week six on ten weeks of tickets, and it's all

856
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 4: about this week it's about this guy, he said, trying

857
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Speaker 4: to cue up the right button note ten weeks of tickets.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to night the world.

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Speaker 4: Alice Cooper's old Black Eyes is back to us. Yeah,

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00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 4: this week, Week six, it's all about Alice Cooper. Are

861
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:54,320
Speaker 4: you worthy to go and see the great Alice Cooperthy

862
00:39:55,880 --> 00:40:01,399
Speaker 4: worry that they're not worthy, of course, but you might

863
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 4: be worthy to win tickets to go and see live

864
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 4: of Rod Laver in February and you'll be watching seeing

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Speaker 4: the Small.

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Speaker 3: Word. But we know about the photographers.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, the team have kept us away from

868
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Speaker 4: another bit of detail. You know I've been saying, watch

869
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Speaker 4: it's from the photographer's pit. Yeah, you can watch a

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Speaker 4: song there.

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Speaker 3: What you get? I should in and out of a

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Speaker 3: photographer's pit?

873
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Speaker 4: Did you get to pick the song?

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Speaker 3: Where do you go before and after that?

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Speaker 2: You get seats?

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Speaker 4: Are they actually ever in seats.

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Speaker 7: Just what a song?

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Speaker 4: What if it's not one of your favorites? No, no, no,

879
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Speaker 4: no this one, no no, no, no, that one poison

880
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 4: keep me in the pit? Are you no? Your song's up?

881
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,799
Speaker 4: Get out? Is it like you have a wristband? Look

882
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,399
Speaker 4: at the swimming pool? Come on your times up? Get out?

883
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,479
Speaker 4: That makes us come in the photographer's pit to get

884
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 4: watch a song, stitch. You can tell we've been away

885
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 4: for a week. They have run right the little.

886
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 3: My s that's still be ip. Everybody can have that.

887
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 4: No, of course, on where are you going for a song?

888
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:14,839
Speaker 4: You have to the toilet. No, it's gonna photographer's pit.

889
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 4: I'll be right back. Watch the song from the photographers.

890
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 4: Great price for the End of your friends. Okay, did

891
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 4: you know it's a song? Awesome? Good old gold one

892
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 4: oh four point three. We've got your back, all right,

893
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:42,799
Speaker 4: Get in that photographers pitch. Enjoy Alice Cooper. All right,

894
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 4: here's how we're going to win it.

895
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 3: Enjoy it world last all right.

896
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:49,879
Speaker 4: So this is what we're going to do this week.

897
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 4: Then it is time for producer brand. Once a year

898
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 4: he does this classic comedy skit. He's from the old

899
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 4: school of radio that had sketches and skits and as

900
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:01,959
Speaker 4: someone he loves the horse and the ggs and last

901
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 4: year we let him do this idea. It's time to

902
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:07,239
Speaker 4: bring back Producer Brad's annual idea. And we've been away

903
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 4: for a week. We came back in. I did not

904
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 4: sign off on this, did you know? No one asked

905
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 4: me about the return of a song at the races. However,

906
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 4: we're in this situation here we are. What is today's

907
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:24,320
Speaker 4: song at the Races? Bracing? Just to let you know,

908
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 4: this is voiced, written and starring producer Brad. We're away

909
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 4: for five days. He's putting himself in the show. Bracing.

910
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,760
Speaker 11: A singer in a smoky room, jumps well. A smell

911
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 11: of wine and cheap perfume. Moved to the inside for

912
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 11: a smile and they can.

913
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,919
Speaker 4: Share the night, make up the rear. They turn for home.

914
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,800
Speaker 4: It goes on and on and on and on.

915
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 11: Strangers waiting moves to the outside, up and down the boulevard,

916
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 11: comes with a strong run their shadows and searching in

917
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 11: the night at gone street lights, and people can't go

918
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:58,400
Speaker 11: on with it.

919
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 6: The kid's bombing living to us to find the muntions

920
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 6: hide them to wear them.

921
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 4: A line gets the win, all right? What's the song?

922
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 4: Lines are open now nine four one four one oh

923
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:09,839
Speaker 4: four three.

924
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:12,799
Speaker 1: You could be in that pit the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show,

925
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 1: Melbourne's gold one oh four point.

926
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 4: Three Week six on ten weeks of tickets. It's all

927
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 4: about Alice Cooper. You get two tickets every single day

928
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,839
Speaker 4: this week to go and see him live at Rod

929
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 4: Laver in February. Also going to watch a song from

930
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 4: the photographer's pit and you could be in the running.

931
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 4: One of you this Friday. Everyone who wins the tickets,

932
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 4: are you going to draw? You could be upgraded to VIP,

933
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 4: Meet and greet, meet the legendary Alice Cooper.

934
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 6: Worthy, Worthy, Worry Whizz.

935
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,319
Speaker 4: And everyone who wins goes on the short list. Four

936
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 4: Gold one oh four point Three's Golden Ticket A song

937
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 4: at the Races. Producer Brad stars in this this week.

938
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 4: What's the song Racing?

939
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 11: A singer in a smoky room jumps well with a

940
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 11: smell of wine and cheap perfume. Move to the inside

941
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 11: for a smile and they can share the night, make

942
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 11: up the rear, they turn for home. It goes on

943
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 11: and on and on, and on strangers waiting, moves to

944
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 11: the outside, up and down. The ball Ofvard comes with

945
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 11: a strong run their shadows and searching in the night

946
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 11: at gone street lights and people can't go on with

947
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:20,880
Speaker 11: it to the.

948
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 6: Kid's bombing living just to find the mons, hide them

949
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 6: somewhere in the night, gets the wind.

950
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:28,800
Speaker 4: All right on the line right now with an answer?

951
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 4: Is Mekayla. Hi, I'm Mekayla. So you're trying to win

952
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 4: Alice Cooper tickets? Who's it for? You're the big fan?

953
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 5: I am a big fan, but I'm trying to win

954
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 5: these tickets mainly for my mom.

955
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 9: She's a massive fan and took me to see my

956
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 9: first show.

957
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 4: Oh brilliant. It could be you and mum and the

958
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 4: photographer's pit thing.

959
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 9: It's crossed all right?

960
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 4: Then what do you think the song is that was

961
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 4: at the races?

962
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 5: I don't stop believing by journey.

963
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, well done, You and the mama off to go

964
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:00,439
Speaker 4: and see Alice Cooper live.

965
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:04,839
Speaker 9: Yep, yep, thank you so much.

966
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:06,239
Speaker 4: That's all right. I hope you and your mom have

967
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,399
Speaker 4: a great time. You got to watch a song from

968
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:11,279
Speaker 4: the Photographer's pip and you also, could this Friday be

969
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 4: winning the VIP meat and greet where you can take

970
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 4: your mum to go and meet Alice Cooper. So fingers crossed,

971
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 4: good luck, but you want tickets and you get to

972
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 4: go and see one of the songs from the photographer's pit.

973
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:24,479
Speaker 4: Well done, Thank you, all right McKenna, have a nice week.

974
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 5: Thank you you too.

975
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 4: All right. Alice Cooper's Old Black Eyes is Back. Tour.

976
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 4: Tickets are available now at ticker tech dot com dot au.

977
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 4: Coming out Path of the News and Sport. Then we

978
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 4: have a bump edition, some amazing ones, Big John's Top Five.

979
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 4: It's all about the misheard lyrics.

980
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:41,839
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

981
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:42,359
Speaker 1: point three.

982
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:48,800
Speaker 6: It's just another miss heardman day, Christian O'Connell's misshard lyrics.

983
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,359
Speaker 4: All right then, so as always to do some two

984
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 4: parts before we go into Big John's Top five or

985
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,399
Speaker 4: the ones you've been sending to us over the last

986
00:45:56,520 --> 00:46:00,959
Speaker 4: seven days. The misshard lyrics. Some classic race since Hall

987
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:04,800
Speaker 4: of famers that have gone in Hall of favor, this

988
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 4: recent one, hol Me hold Me Fast, ho Me farcuse.

989
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 4: Don't judge us, it's just funny. It just is. Don't

990
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:17,840
Speaker 4: overthink it, okay.

991
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 1: Hold me, it is.

992
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 4: Far and what about meat Boy? Meat Boy totally forgotten?

993
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:32,320
Speaker 4: Jack and I were trying to I have show amnesia.

994
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 4: Do a show you crunch into the next dage one.

995
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 4: I have no idea what this one is for the

996
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 4: beach boys, but it's a Hall of Famer. Don't throw

997
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:45,719
Speaker 4: cocon my boy anyway. When we do the misheard lyrics,

998
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 4: if we agree with the miss here if not, and

999
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 4: of course the classics Hall of Favor, let's do it

1000
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,800
Speaker 4: top five. Then from listener Big John straight away, we

1001
00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 4: go with this seventies disco classic chic free co owt

1002
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 4: or is it free Cow? Straight here? Free Cow? I

1003
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:14,319
Speaker 4: love this song. It's ruined now free Cow? Yes, that's

1004
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:18,239
Speaker 4: our quickest miss hair ever, isn't it free cow? For

1005
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 4: that one? There? We're going to Sheryl Crow if it

1006
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:31,840
Speaker 4: makes you happy. We weren't searching through thrift store jungles?

1007
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 4: Or is it we went searching through three store jungles?

1008
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:41,799
Speaker 2: Up?

1009
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 4: Sorry, it's no free Cow. Green Day where doly a

1010
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 4: week goes by? Now we're not dragged back to Green Day.

1011
00:47:51,480 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 4: But this song I love this one. Boulevard had broken dreams.

1012
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 4: Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me?

1013
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 1: Or is it?

1014
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 4: Sometimes I wish someone will pillow fight me. It's a

1015
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 4: great one. Sometimes I wish someone will pillow fight me.

1016
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 4: And you go there Green Day, so to pillow fight?

1017
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 4: Room five makes me wonder wake up with bloodshot eyes?

1018
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 4: Or is it wake up and blush our eyes? No,

1019
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 4: go back to the hey days, Queen, somebody to love?

1020
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 4: But everybody wants to put me down? Or is it

1021
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 4: but everybody wants a puppy down. I'm gonna have to

1022
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 4: hear it again. It's no freak. It's no, it's no freak.

1023
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 4: Ow all right. Coming up next, we'll go through all

1024
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 4: the ones you've been sending in part two of Monday

1025
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 4: Morning mishurd Lyrics. If you've ever got any for this

1026
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 4: feature on a Monday, the biggest feature, the most popular

1027
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 4: one on the show with you, you can email me

1028
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 4: Christian at Gold one O four to three dot com

1029
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:31,879
Speaker 4: dot au. I would say there are at least two,

1030
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 4: possibly three Hall of Famous coming up next as well.

1031
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 4: It's a good one.

1032
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

1033
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 1: point three.

1034
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:46,360
Speaker 6: It's just another miss heard nay, Christian O'Connell's Miss hurd Lyrics.

1035
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,240
Speaker 4: All right, then god one O four point three Christian

1036
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:52,520
Speaker 4: O'Connor backforst show. Seventeen minutes past eight. Time for part

1037
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 4: two of your Monday morning misshard Lyrics. This is the

1038
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:56,799
Speaker 4: round up of the ones you've been sending in over

1039
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,320
Speaker 4: the last seven days. Just just of all we go

1040
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 4: to Evet. Thanks, thank you very much. She's got this

1041
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 4: one from the stereophonics.

1042
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:07,799
Speaker 2: Lie around old day a d good cheers.

1043
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 4: Have a nice day, But the stereophonics she can hear

1044
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:14,239
Speaker 4: liarra in all day? Sorry, lie around all day, have

1045
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:16,000
Speaker 4: a nice drink of cheese.

1046
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,840
Speaker 2: Lie around a day a drie good cheers.

1047
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, I hear have a drink of cheese.

1048
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:25,840
Speaker 2: Lie around o day a drig good cheers.

1049
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 3: Now I can't even what it is the real lyric there?

1050
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, what is he? What is Kelly saying?

1051
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 2: Lie around ol day a drin good cheers?

1052
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 3: Now I can only hear drink of cheese and I

1053
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 3: can't hear anything else.

1054
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,839
Speaker 4: I think it's have a drink cheers. But I'm hearing

1055
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 4: is a cheesy beer. There's a thought.

1056
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:47,840
Speaker 2: Lie around a day a drig good cheers.

1057
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:49,880
Speaker 4: Drink of cheese. God, chug it.

1058
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:54,240
Speaker 2: Down, lie around old day a drie good cheers.

1059
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 4: Christian kind of visit Melbourne for the first time ever

1060
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 4: in a few weeks time. One of our podcast listeners

1061
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:05,360
Speaker 4: over in the Old Land, inspired partly by sing it

1062
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 4: for Melbourne.

1063
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 3: Oh no, really, that's great.

1064
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 4: It's your legacy, Jack. Now we go to here, we

1065
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:17,080
Speaker 4: go to next week, go to Gail, Christian. I've listening

1066
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:21,320
Speaker 4: to Old Town Roads by Nas and Billy ray Cyrus.

1067
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 4: I'm very sorry to hear that. I hope things all right.

1068
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 4: The line is, imagine have to play that every two

1069
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:37,439
Speaker 4: hours like our friends over at Fox and Over every

1070
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 4: two hours. I'd rather punch myself and the balls. But anyway, sorry,

1071
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:51,560
Speaker 4: Old Town Roads by Nas and Billy ray Cyrus. The

1072
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:54,759
Speaker 4: words are going to take my horse to the old

1073
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,760
Speaker 4: Town Road, going to ride till I can't no more. Beautiful.

1074
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:01,279
Speaker 4: I mean, Lennon McCartney could only dream of writing something

1075
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 4: as wise as that. But our friend here, Gal is

1076
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 4: hearing it. It's going to take my horse to the

1077
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 4: hotel room, going to ride so I can't take no more,

1078
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 4: which he thinks is very disturbing. Hotel, do we hear

1079
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 4: taking that Horsey up to the hotel room and then

1080
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 4: going to ride it.

1081
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 3: It's a strange way to say room, but yeah, okay,

1082
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 3: it's almost there, Gail. It's close enough.

1083
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:39,399
Speaker 4: Stuart, thank you very much for your one survivor, Ei

1084
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 4: the Tiger. He's mishearing it. And the last known survivor

1085
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 4: stalks his bread in the night. Yes, that's a stucking

1086
00:52:56,680 --> 00:53:04,280
Speaker 4: up his bread in the night. That last note survivor. Yep, Stewie,

1087
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 4: thank you very much. Now to Chris ran Zetti, Chris John.

1088
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:11,640
Speaker 4: Listen everyone to you guys. So on Instagram, you've been

1089
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:13,880
Speaker 4: reading Elton John's book. Is it good? Oh? Yeah, if

1090
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 4: you're after a great book at the moment. The Elton

1091
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:19,279
Speaker 4: John biography is one of the best biographies. I have

1092
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 4: love rock and roll biographies. The Elton John one is

1093
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 4: one of the very, very best I've ever read. I'm

1094
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,400
Speaker 4: almost finishing it. It feels like I'll be having to

1095
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 4: say goodbye to a great company that is out and John.

1096
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 4: It is scandalous, bitchy at times. Story after story, it's incredible.

1097
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:37,800
Speaker 4: Everything in the movie and then a load more. It

1098
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 4: is his voice as well. It is one of those

1099
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 4: books you can't put down. Last night. I was annoyed.

1100
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:45,120
Speaker 4: I had to turn the light off and leave the

1101
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:46,759
Speaker 4: book for a bit more. I'm almost finishing it. It's

1102
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:50,280
Speaker 4: a great read. The only downside is lame title.

1103
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:51,640
Speaker 3: What's it called me?

1104
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:56,359
Speaker 4: Come on, you know, get Bernie to write you there.

1105
00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:58,640
Speaker 3: He's not a lyrics guy.

1106
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:02,319
Speaker 4: He's a lyric that's it. That's what you could come

1107
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 4: up with. But it's a great book. Anyway, we're going

1108
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,920
Speaker 4: with this one, Elton John. That's why he's talking about this.

1109
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 4: The book is very good, Elton John. I'm still standing Christian.

1110
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 4: I'm hearing I still salmon. Yes, I hear I still salmon. Yes.

1111
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:30,759
Speaker 4: Let's go to cam now aka Moody. Anyway, he's got

1112
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:36,759
Speaker 4: this one, Jimmy Barnes. I got your first letter just

1113
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 4: the other day, or is it? I got your Percenter

1114
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:46,239
Speaker 4: just the other day, got your percenter just the other day.

1115
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:53,160
Speaker 4: The Cam aka Moody very good. That's a fine one,

1116
00:54:55,960 --> 00:55:00,080
Speaker 4: all right. And finally let's go to Matt Christian and

1117
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:09,680
Speaker 4: Kim Carn's Betty Davis eyes pincy and she knows just

1118
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:17,360
Speaker 4: what it takes to make a pub lunch. We ready, Pincy. No,

1119
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,880
Speaker 4: that's a brilliant one. And she knows just what it

1120
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 4: takes to make a pub lunch.

1121
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 2: Pincy.

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00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:39,520
Speaker 4: That's very good, very good. Oh I must have this

1123
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,759
Speaker 4: one because there's two kids listening right now that have

1124
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:44,320
Speaker 4: sent this one in. They've a big fan of Hugh Jackman,

1125
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:49,319
Speaker 4: The Greatest show. Good some Pzza in Big Q. It's

1126
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:52,439
Speaker 4: a preacher in the pulpit. They're hearing. Bear in mind,

1127
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 4: they're eight and ten. Okay, it's a pizza in your pooper.

1128
00:55:55,800 --> 00:56:03,160
Speaker 4: Good some pizza. I'm sorry I'm not ten on forty six,

1129
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 4: but that is damn funny. It's a pizza in your

1130
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:11,120
Speaker 4: pooper P. There we go. The kids can shut it

1131
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 4: down this weekwn. Thank you very much, David Curry and

1132
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:19,480
Speaker 4: the Curry kids. Well done, favor all right, that's an

1133
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 4: outstanding one. Thank you very much for And it's a

1134
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:27,360
Speaker 4: pizza in you pooper p. If you've got any for

1135
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 4: next week. Christian at Gold one I four to three

1136
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 4: dot com dot au.

1137
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

1138
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:38,319
Speaker 4: Three, Oh the weekend. I said this on my dad

1139
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:43,359
Speaker 4: once a week will cut out some funny articles from

1140
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,880
Speaker 4: the English newspapers that he thinks the son you know,

1141
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,879
Speaker 4: might be to read out on his radio show out

1142
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 4: in Australia's doing his bit to make sure that I

1143
00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:53,520
Speaker 4: don't return. And it's uh, I've got some new ones here.

1144
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:56,239
Speaker 4: He had to be fair. The last one he gave

1145
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 4: us was genuinely a great story.

1146
00:56:58,680 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that was weeks ago.

1147
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:02,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, so this hit rate and I was catching up

1148
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:04,560
Speaker 4: with him yesterday. I was always doing skype. On a Sunday,

1149
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:07,359
Speaker 4: I said, Dad, he needs some new material. He's back

1150
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 4: with not one, not two, but three. One of them

1151
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 4: is something I can't read it on air. We get

1152
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:13,759
Speaker 4: a lot of complaints, but you know that's the old

1153
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:17,120
Speaker 4: timer's different generation that what they think is funny. However,

1154
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 4: there are two ones he has for us that these

1155
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 4: are good actually.

1156
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 3: And I can't believe he's cut them out of the newspaper,

1157
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 3: scanning them in color and send them to you.

1158
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:26,680
Speaker 4: Well, i'll tell you what. Recently, in the last two

1159
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 4: years his life has changed with how to do a

1160
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 4: Excel spreadsheet And my dad uses an Exceale spreadsheet every

1161
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:36,440
Speaker 4: time he cuts the grass, he makes a note of it.

1162
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:39,760
Speaker 4: And how many bags of clippings. I'm not joking. Another

1163
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:44,400
Speaker 4: one who's fo himself, another one for semi retired Untillich

1164
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:47,000
Speaker 4: Thomas ends another one for all the logs he gets

1165
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 4: through year by year for his wood boner. I'm not joking.

1166
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:53,360
Speaker 3: So he can give appaired to the last winter about what.

1167
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 4: It's like to be semi retired. Right, I make advant myself.

1168
00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:57,520
Speaker 4: I'll keep working.

1169
00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, but my dad at the moment was saying I

1170
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 3: can't way to retire. I was like, what are you

1171
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 3: going to do?

1172
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 7: What?

1173
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 4: He actually got depressed. He miss human contact and went

1174
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:07,920
Speaker 4: back to work. Yeah, you need to be busy, I

1175
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000
Speaker 4: think at do you know what we started this ship

1176
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:12,880
Speaker 4: voluntary litter picking. He goes out for about twenty hours a.

1177
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:15,400
Speaker 3: Week and then puts an Excel documents together.

1178
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 4: A much rubbish he picked up. So anyway, we've got

1179
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 4: a new one now here. It is then count's first

1180
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:22,680
Speaker 4: headline from my dad. That's a nascary spot of the

1181
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 4: UK newspaper headline council buried couple the wrong way round.

1182
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:30,080
Speaker 4: A couple have been consigned to the wrong side of

1183
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 4: the bed for all eternity after a mistake was made

1184
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:36,440
Speaker 4: in their burial spot. This is a sweet story. Adjacent

1185
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:38,920
Speaker 4: plots have been brought for a husband and wife. I

1186
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:41,919
Speaker 4: hope he buried on the side they normally sleep in bed.

1187
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:45,840
Speaker 4: Ah that's cute, isn't that touching? Yeah, we all have

1188
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:47,000
Speaker 4: those set sides.

1189
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 3: Definitely.

1190
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:50,520
Speaker 4: Even when my wife and I go to hotel, we'll

1191
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 4: always have your side. Yeah, it's I couldn't imagine it

1192
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:57,520
Speaker 4: ever changing. And even when my wife's not in the bed,

1193
00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 4: I don't still happy too.

1194
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 3: I sleep on my side.

1195
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:02,640
Speaker 4: What is that like a prisoner?

1196
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 3: Who?

1197
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:08,360
Speaker 4: So you were just having a tiny bed. So anyway,

1198
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:10,800
Speaker 4: bless them. They'd hope to still be on the same

1199
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:14,440
Speaker 4: side as they shake off their mortal coil. However, the

1200
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:18,160
Speaker 4: council had other brands. However. The man died in two

1201
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:19,880
Speaker 4: thousand and eight, he was laid to rest in the

1202
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:23,680
Speaker 4: wrong plot. The mistake was not noticed until arrangements were

1203
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 4: made to bury his wife ten years later, and their

1204
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 4: daughter noticed it. Obviously hugely distraught because this was a

1205
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 4: big thing for both of them, that they want you

1206
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:35,440
Speaker 4: buried on the right side. The council apologize, get this,

1207
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 4: offered two hundred bucks in compensation and to dig them,

1208
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:42,640
Speaker 4: dig them, dig up the old. Oh they are going

1209
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:44,520
Speaker 4: to do it. No, the daughter doesn't want it. To

1210
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 4: be exhumed.

1211
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 3: No, you don't have to take it out of the coffin,

1212
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:48,920
Speaker 3: though you don't just have to dig him up put

1213
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:51,920
Speaker 3: the coffin in the next Or is the coffin already

1214
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:52,760
Speaker 3: started decomposing?

1215
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:55,320
Speaker 4: I guess if he was buried and when was he

1216
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:56,560
Speaker 4: was buried in two thousand and eight?

1217
00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 3: I guess it depends how cheap your coffin is.

1218
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:03,120
Speaker 4: Eleven years later? What do you care you're dead?

1219
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:04,960
Speaker 3: I know, But then you're going to if it's got

1220
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:07,640
Speaker 3: decomposing holes in it and you're looking through as you're

1221
01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:09,160
Speaker 3: pulling him out of the ground and you're looking through

1222
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 3: into his scale, do you want that?

1223
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:12,760
Speaker 4: Would you want that your dad being dug up eleven

1224
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:13,400
Speaker 4: years later?

1225
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:16,560
Speaker 3: And then to put him in the right spot? I

1226
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:18,520
Speaker 3: would say yes, I gotta be honest.

1227
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:20,040
Speaker 4: I think I would actually go through with it.

1228
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:23,880
Speaker 3: Or you can tack Grandma just like between two graves

1229
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:25,640
Speaker 3: on the other side of Grandpa.

1230
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:28,080
Speaker 4: Or could you just put Grandma on top of Granddad

1231
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:30,280
Speaker 4: for one last ride to eternity? Is that too much?

1232
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:33,840
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

1233
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:34,360
Speaker 1: point three.

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01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:36,280
Speaker 4: Last week I went away for a few days after

1235
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:40,479
Speaker 4: Byron Bay when I was a Tellomarine airport. Two things

1236
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:43,600
Speaker 4: I noticed a couple. It's tense, isn't it? Sometimes going

1237
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,840
Speaker 4: to the airport, couples get a bit touchy with each other.

1238
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:48,200
Speaker 4: You're right, you're rushing there? Did you get that? You

1239
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:51,560
Speaker 4: already start it? I think sometimes in a negative mindset

1240
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:53,200
Speaker 4: if you're not careful. And there was a couple having

1241
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 4: a big old ding dong, but they were doing that

1242
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:59,479
Speaker 4: thing right where you're trying to you. But of course

1243
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:02,000
Speaker 4: I literally took one headphone off because I see it, well.

1244
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:04,120
Speaker 3: I love that, or just like pause what you're listening

1245
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:07,200
Speaker 3: to so it seems like you're still got music playing.

1246
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:09,720
Speaker 4: I consider myself like a spy like that that they've

1247
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:12,880
Speaker 4: got no idea. But I'm now all ears. They're having

1248
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:14,800
Speaker 4: a huge row. They're about to go, They're about to

1249
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:17,280
Speaker 4: fly somewhere. Get on a boat and go on a cruise. Right,

1250
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:18,560
Speaker 4: would you ever go on a cruise?

1251
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 3: I've been on a cruise.

1252
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 4: What do you think?

1253
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:20,720
Speaker 5: No?

1254
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:21,520
Speaker 4: Not for me.

1255
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:24,280
Speaker 3: I can see why people love it. I felt a

1256
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:25,000
Speaker 3: little bit trapped.

1257
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:27,600
Speaker 4: I went on a tour. I lasted five minutes. If

1258
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:28,880
Speaker 4: we go to my life, I will never go on

1259
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 4: a cruise. I'm not a cruise person. I'll see you

1260
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:34,479
Speaker 4: in the car. She can off for the two hours.

1261
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:37,240
Speaker 4: Do they get a complimentary lunch and everything? But anyway,

1262
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 4: they were having they were having a row about the

1263
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:42,600
Speaker 4: cruise and she's all I heard was him just snap,

1264
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:44,920
Speaker 4: well atison, I do not think a cruise will be

1265
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:47,080
Speaker 4: very boring, and she just walked off.

1266
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:50,280
Speaker 3: I mean, well, to be fair to him, you can't.

1267
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:52,280
Speaker 3: I mean, if the holiday is booked, don't call it

1268
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:53,920
Speaker 3: boring the day you're going there.

1269
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:56,200
Speaker 4: Do you think people have actually broken up at airports?

1270
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,480
Speaker 4: The only time we want on our big international today

1271
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:04,600
Speaker 4: with another couple right married married, they broke up and

1272
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:07,640
Speaker 4: as in got divorced whilst they away with us.

1273
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:10,840
Speaker 3: That is a terrible thing to be a part of.

1274
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:12,880
Speaker 4: Do you know when it happened on the first night

1275
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 4: in New York? None of us have ever and I'd

1276
01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:15,840
Speaker 4: never been to New York before, and it was like

1277
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:17,320
Speaker 4: a big dream holiday.

1278
01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:20,360
Speaker 3: Because I just imagine you had the dinner with them

1279
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:22,680
Speaker 3: and stuff. It's incredibly awkward.

1280
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 4: On the flight, my wife goes to me, you're not

1281
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:27,160
Speaker 4: going to believe this, right, we should do a phone in.

1282
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:29,880
Speaker 4: When did someone say, you're not going to believe this.

1283
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:31,880
Speaker 4: You know what used? I always stop breathing.

1284
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:32,920
Speaker 1: What you know?

1285
01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:35,400
Speaker 4: We're flying over the Atlantic from London to New York.

1286
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:38,120
Speaker 4: She goes, they've been having a tough time and they've

1287
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:40,760
Speaker 4: almost broken up, and this is the last ditch this

1288
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:44,720
Speaker 4: holiday to save their relationship. And I go berserk. That's

1289
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:47,200
Speaker 4: too much. We can't way too much pressure. I mean

1290
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:49,360
Speaker 4: that they should have They should just have their own

1291
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:51,480
Speaker 4: time now and not hang out with us. But we

1292
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:54,200
Speaker 4: were staying in the same hotels. We're going to New York,

1293
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:57,120
Speaker 4: then we're going to San Francisco. So the first night

1294
01:02:57,200 --> 01:03:00,280
Speaker 4: they have a blazing row. He just takes off. We

1295
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:02,400
Speaker 4: go back to bed. She's crying. My wife goes in

1296
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:04,720
Speaker 4: her room. She comes back to me in about two

1297
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:06,440
Speaker 4: or three in the morning. That's knocked ot a hotel door,

1298
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:07,880
Speaker 4: and I'll go on my wife, don't get it. We

1299
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:11,640
Speaker 4: don't get involved. We're not women. Don't do that. The

1300
01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:13,560
Speaker 4: sister had do they open the door. She comes in.

1301
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:15,520
Speaker 4: He hasn't come home. I now have to walk the

1302
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 4: streets of New York. She working. I find him. He's

1303
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:21,120
Speaker 4: happy as anything. He says to me, I'm getting I'm

1304
01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:26,080
Speaker 4: getting a divorce. I'm so, I go, dude, what's going on.

1305
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Speaker 4: I ended up staying out with him another couple of hours.

1306
01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:30,600
Speaker 4: When I roll in it was like a twenty four

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01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:33,240
Speaker 4: hour Bars and died by New York. I then get

1308
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:35,840
Speaker 4: told off my my wife, and we have to sit

1309
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:37,400
Speaker 4: down in the morning and go. You two have to

1310
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:39,320
Speaker 4: go and work this out yourself. We now need to

1311
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:39,720
Speaker 4: split them.

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01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:41,600
Speaker 3: You have to split the holiday. You can't keep doing

1313
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:42,200
Speaker 3: that every night.

1314
01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:45,480
Speaker 4: This happened about nineteen years ago. We've never gone on

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01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,880
Speaker 4: holiday with another couple since.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show. Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:52,200
Speaker 1: point three.

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Speaker 4: All right, today's at work time waste. It's racing fever

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01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:02,840
Speaker 4: in Melbourne. The racers stops and nation tomorrow. Today's our

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01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:05,960
Speaker 4: time waster. We're looking for your horse movies. How are

1321
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:06,439
Speaker 4: yours looking?

1322
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:07,400
Speaker 3: I'm happy with mine?

1323
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:15,880
Speaker 4: Okay, I've got name it forward mister ed would scissor hoops.

1324
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,479
Speaker 3: That's good, It's got two in there.

1325
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:24,440
Speaker 4: Mister ed would scissor hoops. Man with the gelding gun gelding,

1326
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:31,160
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, bear back to the future twenty eight He's

1327
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:36,520
Speaker 4: later a double down okay and nope, not doing that.

1328
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:39,160
Speaker 4: One's rubbish. Yeah, I'm done, I'm done. Yeah, okay, what

1329
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:39,680
Speaker 4: have you got?

1330
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:44,160
Speaker 3: Big Mama's horse, Big Mama's horse.

1331
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:45,040
Speaker 4: So that's good.

1332
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:49,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, sleepless in this saddle.

1333
01:04:51,760 --> 01:04:56,200
Speaker 4: Canter if you can, brilliant gold plus and a.

1334
01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:59,840
Speaker 3: Double play Eternal Equine of the Spotless.

1335
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:03,680
Speaker 4: Oh, very very very good.

1336
01:05:03,720 --> 01:05:07,840
Speaker 3: Once more, Eternal Equine of the Spotless. Main that is

1337
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:08,720
Speaker 3: very good.

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01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:12,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, god bluss, I found my other one, last one. Sorry, look,

1339
01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:13,680
Speaker 4: hoof's talking.

1340
01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:14,800
Speaker 3: That's good.

1341
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:16,440
Speaker 4: There we go. All right, what have you got then?

1342
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:19,720
Speaker 4: Horse movies? That's what we're looking for today. Text amn

1343
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:23,680
Speaker 4: o four seven five three one o four three out

1344
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:26,800
Speaker 4: work time waster is back? What have you got? Horse movies?

1345
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:30,000
Speaker 4: Four seven five three one o four three.

1346
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:33,800
Speaker 1: Go the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

1347
01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:34,600
Speaker 1: four point three.

1348
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:37,200
Speaker 4: Shout out to Patrina Jones. Listen right now, she says.

1349
01:05:37,240 --> 01:05:38,960
Speaker 4: Text to me, day listen, if you're up, come in

1350
01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:44,320
Speaker 4: and do the job. She's riding tomorrow. She's running winks,

1351
01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:48,200
Speaker 4: so good luck, Patsy. That's why she's off today. It's

1352
01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:52,880
Speaker 4: the last minute training whimbering up, bring up all right,

1353
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:56,520
Speaker 4: today's at work time waster as we all go horse

1354
01:05:56,600 --> 01:06:00,280
Speaker 4: mad this week it's horse movies. You ready to mark Ready,

1355
01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:01,880
Speaker 4: You've got Klais down.

1356
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:03,080
Speaker 3: Oh that's good.

1357
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:08,440
Speaker 4: Silver plus, well done, Amanda Free Philly Gold very good,

1358
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:14,120
Speaker 4: some Judy Morabin Robo Gallop. No, it's not subtle, but

1359
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:18,600
Speaker 4: it made me laugh. Silver, fetlock stock and two smoking saddles.

1360
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:20,360
Speaker 3: Oh, double play.

1361
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:22,920
Speaker 4: Gold, didn't put your name on it. Always put your

1362
01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:24,720
Speaker 4: names on it so we can give you some credit.

1363
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:30,040
Speaker 3: Mad Mare Silver cult Fiction Gold again no.

1364
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:31,800
Speaker 4: Name, the Stallion job.

1365
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:35,919
Speaker 3: Oh that's pretty good. Silver plus Rebecca in Wonga Park,

1366
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:39,160
Speaker 3: the ex horse Ist.

1367
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:47,000
Speaker 4: Bronze, Yes, but an admirable one for jewels, Imports, Nightmare

1368
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:57,760
Speaker 4: on Elm Street, Bronze Hawk, Horseshoe over the Cuckoo's Nest,

1369
01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:04,840
Speaker 4: Silver plus ten Things I nag about you Silver, the

1370
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:10,680
Speaker 4: Stable Guy, Gold Riding Miss Daisy. No, come on, they

1371
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:12,200
Speaker 4: do have names like that, don't they.

1372
01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:12,440
Speaker 7: You know?

1373
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:16,600
Speaker 4: Driving you be riding Miss Daisy? Gold, Buck to the Future, Silver,

1374
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:17,920
Speaker 4: hoof Loose.

1375
01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:19,120
Speaker 3: Gold.

1376
01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:21,720
Speaker 4: Wayne very good.

1377
01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:23,240
Speaker 3: That's a gold plus.

1378
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:25,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not going to take any bit now. Whof

1379
01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:28,800
Speaker 4: Loose is genius? A horse called wonder Horse Shank Redemption

1380
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:32,720
Speaker 4: No Brad No, come on we pete with hoo loose everyone.

1381
01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:36,120
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

1382
01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:36,640
Speaker 1: point three.

1383
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:39,160
Speaker 4: So when I was off last week of stand up

1384
01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:41,680
Speaker 4: at a hotel in Byron Bay, and a couple of

1385
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:44,600
Speaker 4: things about my stay there. Firstly, if you ever use

1386
01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:47,240
Speaker 4: a hotel shower right that's not in the bath and

1387
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:50,720
Speaker 4: not drench the entire room? What is about the hotel.

1388
01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:53,120
Speaker 3: Shower They don't have the proper loan in them. No,

1389
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:55,440
Speaker 3: who fits hotel showers?

1390
01:07:55,720 --> 01:07:58,640
Speaker 4: You connect how hard how hard you try to get

1391
01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:01,360
Speaker 4: the towel on the floor to create a moat, you

1392
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:04,680
Speaker 4: will always soak the entire floor. But anyway, whilst I'm

1393
01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:07,240
Speaker 4: in the shower for the first time, right, I noticed

1394
01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:09,560
Speaker 4: that there's a little lever and I see, oh, they've

1395
01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:12,080
Speaker 4: got blinds in here in the shower that you must

1396
01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:14,240
Speaker 4: have a view out into something, right, And because I

1397
01:08:14,280 --> 01:08:16,920
Speaker 4: didn't know my facings on the room and there were

1398
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:18,840
Speaker 4: some rooms that look over, I didn't know that a

1399
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:21,960
Speaker 4: lot of Byron Bay is swamp land and one of

1400
01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:24,479
Speaker 4: the windows had a view out onto basically a swamp.

1401
01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:26,640
Speaker 4: So I thought, oh, it must be whatever shower you

1402
01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:28,439
Speaker 4: can look at a swamp. Oh why would you have

1403
01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:31,800
Speaker 4: blinds that would go anywhere else? I pull the leav down,

1404
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:34,360
Speaker 4: so I'm now looking out of the world. The world

1405
01:08:34,439 --> 01:08:35,000
Speaker 4: is looking out of me.

1406
01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:36,920
Speaker 3: It's are they full length?

1407
01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:39,720
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I didn't realize as I mote them up.

1408
01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:43,280
Speaker 4: It's the boardwalk that went past my room, out for

1409
01:08:43,280 --> 01:08:46,360
Speaker 4: a walk at that precise moment. An elderly woman with

1410
01:08:46,439 --> 01:08:51,360
Speaker 4: a stroller and her daughter that only the daughter doesn't

1411
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:54,439
Speaker 4: see me. She's looking at her phone. Nana Nan. She

1412
01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:56,960
Speaker 4: must have been. She must go past her every day

1413
01:08:57,080 --> 01:08:59,040
Speaker 4: hopeless one day some young buck like me.

1414
01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:02,400
Speaker 3: Tourists got off the plane this morning, an.

1415
01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:06,840
Speaker 4: Englishman delicious, she sees me literally, it'll happened with a

1416
01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:09,479
Speaker 4: split second. I went at that and put that back up.

1417
01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:12,400
Speaker 4: So she must have told her daughter as a naked

1418
01:09:12,439 --> 01:09:15,840
Speaker 4: guy just George just gone come on, mom, now, are

1419
01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:20,000
Speaker 4: you going to talk about this? Trying to talk again

1420
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,640
Speaker 4: about getting you in that A A. Okay, there are

1421
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:27,880
Speaker 4: no naked people. So when we're back, we're not here

1422
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:31,439
Speaker 4: tomorrow Wednesday Show. If you've ever been involved in accidental nudity,

1423
01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:34,320
Speaker 4: that's on Wednesday's show. I want to hear stories about

1424
01:09:34,320 --> 01:09:37,800
Speaker 4: when you've accidentally been involved in nudity. I actually felt

1425
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:40,439
Speaker 4: so bad, like is she going to complain that I've

1426
01:09:40,479 --> 01:09:43,400
Speaker 4: exposed myself? You know, these days you just can't help

1427
01:09:43,479 --> 01:09:46,920
Speaker 4: but think I could be a hashtag. You know, I

1428
01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:49,920
Speaker 4: didn't know whether to go to reception and almost report

1429
01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:57,040
Speaker 4: have done a bad thing. I exposed myself to a grandma.

1430
01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:05,040
Speaker 4: All right, if you've been involved in accidental nudity, email

1431
01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:08,439
Speaker 4: early to the party. Email me Christian at Gold one

1432
01:10:08,520 --> 01:10:10,800
Speaker 4: oh four to three dot com dot au.

1433
01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:14,280
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

1434
01:10:14,320 --> 01:10:14,800
Speaker 1: point three.

1435
01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:17,120
Speaker 4: What is ahead of you for tomorrow? What are you

1436
01:10:17,160 --> 01:10:18,120
Speaker 4: doing in the public holiday?

1437
01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:21,080
Speaker 3: Well, Biyank has already planned it out for me. Actually

1438
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:24,920
Speaker 3: feel like life's not set up for non planners. I'm

1439
01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:27,519
Speaker 3: a non organizer and I like to keep a free flowing,

1440
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:29,599
Speaker 3: organic calendar.

1441
01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:32,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, we have noticed, Jack.

1442
01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:35,120
Speaker 3: I don't like to plan, like have too many things lost.

1443
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:37,160
Speaker 4: You're breezing, you breeze in, You like that, you like

1444
01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:39,680
Speaker 4: the wind when you're here, when the wind changes and

1445
01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:41,759
Speaker 4: you're guiding. But yeah, I don't like too much planning

1446
01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:42,679
Speaker 4: on it. But what are you doing?

1447
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:42,760
Speaker 1: So?

1448
01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:44,679
Speaker 3: I thought Tomorrow is going to be a free flowing

1449
01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:46,320
Speaker 3: day where I can choose my own adventures.

1450
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:47,519
Speaker 4: Have you ever been married before?

1451
01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:51,040
Speaker 3: Bianca told me no. What we're doing tomorrow is she

1452
01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:54,000
Speaker 3: and her friend are going to both buy a new

1453
01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:57,240
Speaker 3: cookbook from their favorite cookbook author, and then we're all

1454
01:10:57,280 --> 01:11:00,280
Speaker 3: going to cook lunch together as a couple of double

1455
01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:00,920
Speaker 3: couple day.

1456
01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:04,360
Speaker 4: Oh no, yeah, this sounds like a bad reality show.

1457
01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:07,680
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't know. It's already lucked in.

1458
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:09,680
Speaker 4: Looks she seems so excited.

1459
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:12,639
Speaker 3: I thought it was a day off, you know. Actually,

1460
01:11:12,720 --> 01:11:13,720
Speaker 3: because we came in.

1461
01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:17,800
Speaker 4: In a marriage, there's no such thing as a day off,

1462
01:11:18,439 --> 01:11:21,679
Speaker 4: No such thing as a day off. Even on my deathbed,

1463
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:23,559
Speaker 4: I reckon, my wife will be telling me off about

1464
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:25,360
Speaker 4: something I didn't get we could do. I'm just gonna

1465
01:11:25,439 --> 01:11:28,120
Speaker 4: lie here and die of typical. That'll be the last

1466
01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:32,040
Speaker 4: words I hear. Title of today's show his Smelliest Sandwich

1467
01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:35,040
Speaker 4: in the World. Hugg He's up next. Don't forget keep listening.

1468
01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:37,960
Speaker 4: You could be winning the golden ticket. We're about Wednesday.

1469
01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:40,200
Speaker 4: Enjoy your day tomorrow. Thanks for listening.

1470
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:43,680
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's gold One Oh four

1471
01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:44,240
Speaker 1: point three,