WEBVTT - FULL: Chubby Unicorns 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:05.560 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:07.880 --> 0:00:10.840 She got up to doing my upper lip. I'm a starker. 0:00:11.800 --> 0:00:13.920 My thought Chris Hemsworth would have had a person from 0:00:14.120 --> 0:00:14.760 Nappy Rush. 0:00:15.680 --> 0:00:17.600 If you haven't a god for the nuts, take a 0:00:17.640 --> 0:00:23.120 good long look at yourself. O'Connell one, O four, Good morning. 0:00:23.160 --> 0:00:26.520 It's six minutes past six Wednesday morning, Christian O'Connell's show. 0:00:26.560 --> 0:00:29.160 Coome morning, Patsy, Good morning, Jackie Boy. 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:30.040 How are you, guys? 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:32.239 I'm good. So you went out on a date light 0:00:32.320 --> 0:00:34.760 last night for you, miss as you use this babysitter. 0:00:35.000 --> 0:00:38.400 We went to see the new sci fi film The Creator. 0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:41.239 We're actually invited as a previous screening. 0:00:42.320 --> 0:00:47.599 But hello, he's moving into your territory. Yeah, we were 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:53.040 actually invited to a media screen They invite everybody serious after. 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:55.480 I'm into one of those thinking pretty exclusively. I look around. 0:00:55.480 --> 0:00:57.520 There about eight hundred people there. You can't all have 0:00:57.520 --> 0:00:58.280 a radio show. 0:01:00.280 --> 0:01:03.280 The problem was we used for the first time a 0:01:03.320 --> 0:01:05.679 babysitter who was a stranger to us. 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:08.839 Andrew very available right now. 0:01:09.600 --> 0:01:11.440 Is recently out of work. 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:15.200 He's got some great references. 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:17.800 No, we went on to one of these websites, so 0:01:17.840 --> 0:01:20.120 it's all legit and they have references on there and 0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:22.360 that sort of thing. But it's still weird to hand 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:24.240 your child over to somebody who half. 0:01:24.120 --> 0:01:27.200 An hour must have been really worried. 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:29.920 Particularly she was doing a thousand yards. 0:01:30.080 --> 0:01:31.480 It sounds like you were fine with it, like to 0:01:31.520 --> 0:01:33.959 just handle them off to stranger on the street. That 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:36.640 guy eating out the bench, he looks like he'll be okay, 0:01:36.680 --> 0:01:37.640 he looks responsible. 0:01:38.120 --> 0:01:42.280 I just think she she just seemed like she would know. 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:45.120 Great criteria not even. 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:50.040 So it was like a misusdoubt fire situation. That feel. 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:54.120 She was like in her thirties and she worked full time, 0:01:54.240 --> 0:01:56.840 so you just I got the feeling like she was. 0:01:58.880 --> 0:01:59.960 Right, gotcha, Yeah, but. 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:02.640 Was worried that, you know, she would put Gordy in 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:05.480 the bath and then leave. I don't know where she's going. 0:02:05.520 --> 0:02:10.160 Down table slab of bear or I think I. 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:12.840 Think it'll be fine. But even through the whole dinner, 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:16.280 we were distracted banks checking her phone for updates, and 0:02:16.320 --> 0:02:18.720 I said, we're not going to enjoy the movie if 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:19.480 we're worried about it. 0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:20.440 She's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:02:20.960 --> 0:02:23.080 We go to the film. She gets in trouble from 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:25.320 one of the ushers for taking her phone in the 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:29.760 first five minutes. And then because we're distracted, we're not 0:02:29.840 --> 0:02:31.840 committing to the sci fi world of. 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:34.080 The sci fi? Can I just that's not my wife, 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:35.840 it's her favorite genre. So I've had to sit through 0:02:35.840 --> 0:02:38.600 a lot of sci fi. Sci fi demands, a lot 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:40.760 of you you've got to buy into this sort of 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:43.880 made up world. And there's all these kind of allegories 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:47.120 like the Federation won't stand for this, and wait, are 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:49.640 they the government? Are they the government? Why can't they 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:51.679 just while there was use that? And they go, So 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:55.799 the replicants up the gamma rays, No, sir, they're gonna 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:58.880 it's too the science isn't quite there. Get we need 0:02:58.919 --> 0:03:01.280 to move everything up the goods. And then you've got 0:03:01.280 --> 0:03:03.160 if there's someone who's got a part of their brain 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:05.000 exposed and there's a computer in there. 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:08.040 I'm out a lot of that. And in this they 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:13.760 were called the simulant replicant simulants. So the year is 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:16.480 twenty sixty five, we're in the future. The Federation is 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:18.919 trying to shut down AI, and there is a lot 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:21.480 of half humans with metallic stuff. 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:22.800 At the computers in the back of their heads. 0:03:22.840 --> 0:03:24.400 So a lot of this sort of shot where you 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:27.200 the camera's face onto somebody and you're like, there's a human. 0:03:27.760 --> 0:03:31.760 They've turned their head to the side. What's going on 0:03:31.760 --> 0:03:32.200 on the back? 0:03:32.320 --> 0:03:34.920 So for you with all this going on, there's too much. 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:36.839 If it's a rom com or it's good versus bad, 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:37.360 that's easy. 0:03:37.440 --> 0:03:42.280 Yeah, we're just distracted. So I'm not buying into six five. 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:45.800 Our guy who's got you know, he's got artificial limbs, 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:48.119 so he's a bit half Ai been half human. Which 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:48.760 side is he on? 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:51.120 Classic story is Roum and Julie. 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:55.360 Halfway through, BER's like, we haven't got a message from Gal. 0:03:56.360 --> 0:03:59.040 I was like, you know what, on bored, let's just 0:03:59.080 --> 0:04:01.760 go home. So we left the creator halfway through. I 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:04.800 think for sci fi fans you'll enjoy it. So don't 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:06.480 let this be a rubbishing of the film. 0:04:06.480 --> 0:04:09.200 And of course I'm on the movie company be listening 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:10.800 right now, going can we clip that? Put it on 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:14.160 the poster. I'm sure for sci fi fans, let this 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:15.960 be a rubbishing on the movie. 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:17.960 I just don't want a blacklist to getst my name 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:21.800 for any future invites. Keep inviting me. This one wasn't 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:23.599 for me. But for sci fi fans, I'll bet you 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:24.080 enjoy it. 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:26.040 Patty, you're going to be going to this one. 0:04:26.279 --> 0:04:28.120 No, it's not your bag, No it's not. 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:31.600 Just won't go with me because I say I don't 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:34.400 understand what's happening. He'll say, shut up, I'm trying to 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:36.440 watch the movie. But who's that? What are they doing? 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:37.719 I thought they were someone else? 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:40.320 Then yeah, nah, Patty, you should wait for the creator 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:40.919 of the musical. 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:45.360 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:04:46.040 --> 0:04:48.279 I feel like I've been reborn this time. Yesterday I 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:50.600 was struggling to breathe and walk. It had taken me 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:53.320 twenty minutes to get out of bed. I totally screwed 0:04:53.320 --> 0:04:56.680 my back again doing something I did four years ago, 0:04:57.080 --> 0:05:02.159 lifting a couch once more. It is my nemesis. Someday. 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:03.560 We got back from a week away and had to 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:06.160 shift some furniture around. Our wife said, hey, listen, don't 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:08.279 start rushing like you know me do to get it done. 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:10.600 I ignored that and I went to deadlift a couch 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:11.640 chat with very bad foot. 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:13.200 The last time you were literally in the back of 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:15.880 an ambulance after they put you on the whistle, wasn't 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:19.480 that far away? Four years of I went to see 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:20.760 my guy. Everyone, when you. 0:05:20.680 --> 0:05:22.279 Get to a certain age, you start to have a 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:25.200 guy who's your maya fascial guy, right. And I went 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:28.000 in there and he went, oh, dear, and he looked 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:30.000 pleased that I was in it. I could barely get 0:05:30.000 --> 0:05:31.719 out the chair. I was sweating. I was high on 0:05:31.760 --> 0:05:34.680 painkillers and goadin and he said, I just checked my records. 0:05:34.680 --> 0:05:36.560 The last time I saw you was December last year. 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:39.400 He goes, you almost made the year. But he's so please, 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:42.960 he almost has learned something. But wait, no, belly, get 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:45.320 out of September and he went because he was the 0:05:45.360 --> 0:05:47.040 guy who rebuilt me four years ago. And he goes, 0:05:47.040 --> 0:05:51.159 what's happening a couch? Because not again? Not deadlifting it alone? 0:05:51.200 --> 0:05:53.279 I went, yeah, I said, I almost called you in 0:05:53.320 --> 0:05:55.720 the car around the corner because I was actually strong 0:05:55.760 --> 0:05:56.920 just to get out the car, because if you hurt 0:05:56.920 --> 0:05:59.120 your back, getting in and out of the car is 0:05:59.320 --> 0:05:59.880 so hard. 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:00.880 And what did you want him to do? 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:05.560 Come and get me or start? He says, He said 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:08.359 last year that happened only once in his career of 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:11.200 twenty five years. A guy called in tears, going I 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:13.599 can't get out of the car, so he started. He 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:16.640 actually got in the passenger seat and started putting his 0:06:16.680 --> 0:06:18.760 hand behind his back to free up his spine to 0:06:18.760 --> 0:06:19.320 get him out. 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:24.359 This is the Christian o'commel show podcast. 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:25.719 Which is did a guy call in? I don't know 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:28.120 why Tom producer wouldn't let him on air, but a 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:34.279 very kind man offering to help heal my back. He's 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:36.919 a I didn't know this was a thing. But he 0:06:36.960 --> 0:06:40.440 can heal people from a distance, a long distance here. 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:44.000 Yeah, not reiki because I don't touch it with reiki, 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:44.400 do they? 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:47.719 Well? I don't. Well, I I like reiki, but that 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:50.120 is a hands on thing, you know. I can't really 0:06:50.120 --> 0:06:53.039 start helping people out in you know, Birmingham, London or whatever. 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:55.479 Marie over there. But Brian said he only needed was 0:06:55.520 --> 0:07:01.239 a post of the dress post or Google is using 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:03.400 ancient tentergy known as Google Maps. 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:05.120 I can see your health. 0:07:06.440 --> 0:07:06.520 Now. 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:08.560 I'm not back yet, mates, My wife is in there 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:12.960 and she's got great back. Don't don't heal hers. I'll 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:15.480 be in between one and three, Brian Hilm in between 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:18.320 one and three. But apparently, yeah, Patsy, he can heal 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:21.000 people even in the same room. The other side of 0:07:21.040 --> 0:07:21.320 a room. 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:24.440 Tom assured me that sounds like witch doctoring to me. 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:26.040 Well, if he's in the same room, why not just 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:26.880 walk across the room. 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:29.400 Yes, that's quite a lazy sort. 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:30.280 Of I don't want to get out of the couch. 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:33.120 I'm just watching TV at the moment. Let me just 0:07:33.880 --> 0:07:35.760 over my shoulder. I can do it. That should there 0:07:35.760 --> 0:07:41.160 you go, That should be anyway, Brian, thank you very 0:07:41.240 --> 0:07:42.920 much for the offer. I live at number thirty six, 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:49.679 by the way. All right, by the way, extra spring 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:52.840 and Patsy step today, isn't it with the news about Dan, I. 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:55.080 Wouldn't say that. Yeah, I just said a good sleep. 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:59.000 Yeah, I saw you, Yeah, I saw you last night 0:07:59.080 --> 0:08:04.000 burning the effigy down on Spring Street. You happy, right, 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:12.080 and I'm drunk down Spring Street now, Data, Dan, come 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:12.960 on better. 0:08:12.920 --> 0:08:16.720 Happy, Happy to see your two beautiful, smiling faces. 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:19.280 No one hated Dan Andrews more than Neil Mitchell because 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:21.600 Dan Andrews at some point refused to come on show 0:08:21.680 --> 0:08:22.880 or never went on ever. 0:08:23.600 --> 0:08:25.720 And yet Neil didn't seem to make that big an 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:28.720 impact on the landslide victories that Dan seems to have. 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:32.040 All right, so knock on Wednesday, I know it's school 0:08:32.040 --> 0:08:34.000 holiday second week, but there are people who are still 0:08:34.040 --> 0:08:35.960 at work and actually at work right now. So if 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:37.640 you're at work right now while the rest of the 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:40.480 city's asleep or off this week with the school holidays, 0:08:40.480 --> 0:08:42.880 give us a call nine four one four one O 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:45.280 four three. If you're at work, Jackie boy, what do 0:08:45.360 --> 0:08:48.040 we have in the merch cupboard for the hard work listeners? 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:51.480 Exclusive knock on mugs, they say, knocking on with the 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:53.679 Christian O'Connor Show. You can only get them in this 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:56.480 very segment. If you're not going to work, you call. 0:08:56.400 --> 0:08:59.439 Us, guys, get in now. This is an exclusive collab 0:08:59.600 --> 0:09:02.360 as the It's say you're. 0:09:02.200 --> 0:09:04.800 Listening to the question you know Carl's Show podcast? 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:07.840 All right, we have exclusive merch for you. If you 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:11.560 are at work right now. Knock on Wednesdays here nine 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:15.600 four one four one O four three. That's fine. Now 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:18.839 who is already knocked on at work? Good morning, Chris? 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:20.000 Hey, good morning. 0:09:20.080 --> 0:09:22.720 How I'm good Chris? So what are you knocked on? 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:23.520 What do you do? Chris? 0:09:24.640 --> 0:09:26.920 Well, this morning, I'm changing over a whole lot of 0:09:26.920 --> 0:09:30.720 those big giant freeway side banners, you know, the big 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:33.200 ones up on the monopol kind of thing that you 0:09:33.200 --> 0:09:36.439 see as you're driving down the freeway, changing over a 0:09:36.480 --> 0:09:39.800 bunch of them, the digital ones, not the digital No, 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:40.720 we don't change them. 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:44.360 That's they're sort of the ones that we were actually 0:09:44.400 --> 0:09:50.280 in charge of only a couple of months ago. Lights, 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:53.360 Jack body and all days today. 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:55.280 I couldn't even get the day off. It's my birthday 0:09:55.320 --> 0:09:55.480 to that? 0:09:58.000 --> 0:09:59.920 Did you say fifty fifty? 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:00.440 First? 0:10:01.200 --> 0:10:01.520 Happy? 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:03.920 But yeah, last year was a special one. 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:06.720 Sounds that Patsy was Downgrady because you got all excited 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:08.720 because I thought he said fifty. 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:09.839 It's quite a milestone. 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:13.200 Not even yeah, yeah, I've gone pasty on past the 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:16.640 part of the market ceiling over the hill, I think 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:19.199 is the expression potment. 0:10:19.080 --> 0:10:21.040 Down to there. It's all love being until old, I 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:24.640 think in a great moon today perhaps remember Dan's gone. 0:10:24.640 --> 0:10:26.240 Now it's good news to you people. 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:29.440 Here. 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:31.559 What do you do for your birthday? 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:31.880 Chris? 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:34.920 Yeah, so we're heading out to the Eating House over 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:37.000 in Roeville tonight, twelve of us. 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:40.079 That's not actually I know Austra to get pretty basic 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:43.079 with the names like brown Snake, Carpet Snake, and now 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:45.520 an actual restaurant called the Eating House. 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:48.000 Yeah it is, Yeah, but you don't eat the house. 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:50.199 It's it's the it's the place where you get served 0:10:50.240 --> 0:10:52.920 up too. As basic as still. 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:56.800 Singing at fifty one. My friend put it in the promo. 0:10:57.200 --> 0:10:59.480 All right, Chris, have a great day to day all right, 0:10:59.559 --> 0:11:00.959 and I enjoying birthday. 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:03.360 Thanks very much, See you later, how. 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:06.640 By now Joe Joel, Joe. 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:10.760 Okay, Joe Christians Joel, Yeah, it's meat good. 0:11:10.559 --> 0:11:12.640 Man and Joe. What are you up to? Where are 0:11:12.640 --> 0:11:13.480 your work right now? 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:15.760 I'm actually on my way at the moment. 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:16.240 I work. 0:11:16.440 --> 0:11:19.439 I actually I'm still at school. I'm sixteen, still working 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:21.319 for the school, and they got me in at seven 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:21.920 in the morning. 0:11:22.280 --> 0:11:24.360 This part of some sort of punishment or something. It's 0:11:24.360 --> 0:11:27.000 that's not worse than attentions during the school holidays. You're 0:11:27.040 --> 0:11:28.839 working for the man at the school. Joel. 0:11:29.640 --> 0:11:30.280 Yeah. 0:11:30.360 --> 0:11:32.760 Yeah, teachers weren't very happy with me, so they probably 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:34.840 did this as a form of punishment, as you said, 0:11:34.960 --> 0:11:38.960 so oh yeah, yeah, it's good though, it's good. What 0:11:39.000 --> 0:11:42.400 do you have to do, yeah, oh, it's a good job. 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:44.960 I've just been pressure cleaning for the last few days 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:47.840 and it's been stinking pretty horrible in the heat sometimes, 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:50.840 but today I'm just doing more pressure cleaning and changing 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:52.679 all the clocks. Been blessed with this job? 0:11:52.800 --> 0:11:53.199 Is so good? 0:11:54.040 --> 0:11:56.760 How many clocks is that school? What are you working in, 0:11:56.800 --> 0:11:59.680 big ben at a school? How many clocks? 0:11:59.720 --> 0:12:00.000 School? 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:04.160 Willing to hide? And we mean, Joel, all the clocks. 0:12:04.880 --> 0:12:07.319 Every single one. I got to go into every room today. 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:10.080 Actually, think about every single classroom we had the clock 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:10.520 on the wall. 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:12.600 Yeah, every single one. 0:12:12.880 --> 0:12:15.480 So you're changing it for daylight savings? Is that next week? 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:17.800 This daylight savings? I ain't got a change a battery. 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:19.840 You got to haul around this huge box of batteries 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:20.560 with me and stuff. 0:12:20.720 --> 0:12:23.880 Oh I love this. There should be documentary about you 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:26.480 doing all this job. This is great. And Joe, tell me, 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:27.719 are you being paid to do this? 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:31.000 Yeah? I'm getting paid. I'm getting paid pretty good pay 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:34.720 as well. However, however, I pay for the school. I 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:37.200 pay to go to the school, so I'm still kind 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:37.920 of losing anyway. 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:40.120 But still that is a smart school, isn't it. That's 0:12:40.320 --> 0:12:42.120 ever the school is always winning. 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:47.200 God bless me with this job. It's good as all right. 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:49.360 We'll send you some merch Joel, thank you very much 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:53.280 for giving us a call. Buddy, thank you God, Bless God, Bless. 0:12:53.640 --> 0:12:55.840 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:58.480 Just chanting to Joel, their sixteen year old lader who 0:12:58.480 --> 0:13:00.840 has given us a call. Really nice kid. He's a 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:03.000 second week of school holidays, but he's working for the 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:05.160 school he goes to. And one of the jobs he's 0:13:05.160 --> 0:13:07.560 got to do today, along with the pressure washing cleaning 0:13:07.600 --> 0:13:11.000 it all is changing all the clocks. And suddenly after 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:12.360 we said goodbye to and Jack and I read, I 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:16.960 was obviously it's this weekend the clocks change now. I 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:19.440 always get so confused. We have this the two changes 0:13:19.440 --> 0:13:21.720 in the UK, so I'm familiar with it. On I 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:24.440 think someone did the Farmers, but does anyone really? It 0:13:24.480 --> 0:13:25.199 always confused me. 0:13:25.360 --> 0:13:28.319 I hate it. I hate this. It brings on anxiety 0:13:28.320 --> 0:13:31.000 for me. My sister in law lives in California, and 0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:33.640 when we were there, they said they're as a state, 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:36.079 they voted to get rid of daylight saving. So this 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:38.520 is the first year they're not doing any daylight saving. 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:40.560 So do there only change once a year? Then? Because 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:41.760 there's two changes. 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:42.720 Now they do no changes? 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:45.240 Oh well here or over there? 0:13:45.480 --> 0:13:46.760 Sorry in California. 0:13:46.800 --> 0:13:49.120 The California is another place. Sorry if you're not update 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:49.559 the news. 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:52.160 There was two changes they had the same as us, 0:13:52.160 --> 0:13:54.800 and now they're doing no changes. Well like Queensland does here, 0:13:54.840 --> 0:13:56.160 they don't change with us. 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:59.480 Perhapsy So this weekend are we losing all gaining and hour? 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:01.160 That's the bit that's all you ever care about? Is that? 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:02.200 Is there less sleep coming? 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:03.640 They're put forward? Aren't they? 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:04.800 Do? We fall forward? 0:14:05.080 --> 0:14:07.079 We go forward in the fall, but it's not the. 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:09.240 Fall, spring spring forward in the spring. 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:12.160 Rio's got this little saying that goes spring forward. 0:14:11.880 --> 0:14:16.680 For wearing a boat a hat or something and being 0:14:16.720 --> 0:14:18.600 spanked by the Marster. So they've got it right. 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:21.760 So it's Daylight Saving Time begins at two am on 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:23.440 the first Sunday in October six. 0:14:23.720 --> 0:14:26.440 Two am as well? Why not just doing at midnight? 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:29.640 The next day starts down? What's this two am business? 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:33.440 Yeah, when clocks are put forward one hour, it ends 0:14:33.480 --> 0:14:36.400 at two am, which is three am. No, that's too confusing. 0:14:36.960 --> 0:14:37.680 We get confused. 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:40.320 And then so jumps from two am to three am automatically. 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:42.680 And does that mean we lose sleep or weekeain? 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:43.920 We go time traveling? 0:14:44.400 --> 0:14:47.320 We lose this? Well, we don't lose, but we yeah. 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:49.000 You do? You lose an hour sleep because you might 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:49.920 get about at eight o'clock. 0:14:50.000 --> 0:14:52.120 Yes, that's right, So we when the alarm goes off 0:14:52.160 --> 0:14:54.640 Monday morning, or feel like it's going off an hour earlier. 0:14:54.760 --> 0:14:56.920 Yes, correct, Rio, Have we got this correct? 0:14:57.720 --> 0:15:01.360 Yes, yes, that's correct. You lose an hour sleep because 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:04.800 we spring. We're in spring, we spring forward. 0:15:04.840 --> 0:15:06.920 Spring, and we lose an hour at wintertime. 0:15:06.960 --> 0:15:10.600 We now you fall back again an hour yum yum yum. 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:10.840 Oh. 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:14.080 I thought you spring forward and then in four fall 0:15:15.160 --> 0:15:19.920 into a hour into six o'clock. Exactly why are we 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:20.800 still doing this? 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:21.600 Ah? 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:24.600 The farmers to. 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:27.360 Deal with arms right now chewing straw gun but bloody 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:31.280 s swellers. You understands that we need that extra hour 0:15:31.760 --> 0:15:34.320 because I grew up believing it was. We were told 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:37.280 at school it was so the farmers could harvest for longer, 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:39.960 getting an extra hour in the day when there's more 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:41.960 daylight to pick up the haybells and carrots. 0:15:42.080 --> 0:15:45.000 But they're still they're still in the same amount of day. 0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:46.760 They just have to wake up earlier. 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:49.400 So haven't they got like lights on those old combine 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:52.040 arms or something or something? Farmer? 0:15:52.400 --> 0:15:52.960 We still got that? 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:55.400 Sorry, yeah, we got Joel the sixteen year old on 0:15:55.440 --> 0:16:00.280 to explain it to fifty somethings. Hey, Joel, yeah, chi early, 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:01.960 and I know you've got to change the clocks today 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:04.200 for the school and that do you what do you know? 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:06.160 You were smarter than nice Joel? What do you know 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:08.960 about the changing of the clocks daylight savings time? 0:16:09.680 --> 0:16:10.080 Oh? 0:16:10.120 --> 0:16:12.320 Look, they didn't tell us really a whole lot. It's 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:14.800 kind of sketchy, i'll be honest, because the change doesn't 0:16:14.800 --> 0:16:18.560 happen till Monday, and it's kind of Wednesday at the moment, so. 0:16:19.840 --> 0:16:21.800 You're very like, eck out, totally in the now the 0:16:21.880 --> 0:16:22.480 power of now. 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:29.160 Oh my goodness there. Yeah, and I was thinking about it. 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:31.400 I'm like, yeah, you go to sleep and you get 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:34.000 an extra hour asleep, but then yeah, you wake up 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:36.560 an hour earlier. So it's all over the place. And 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:39.480 it just looks at the clocks till Monday. That's all 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:41.240 my boss said to me. It's like, oh, we'll do 0:16:41.280 --> 0:16:42.520 it at the very end of the day so no 0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:44.760 one comes in and looks at them, and hopefully no 0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:46.680 one sees them, so we don't have to change it 0:16:47.240 --> 0:16:49.360 back like the between now Monday. 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:51.720 Everybody's watch all they've got the time on their phone. 0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:54.800 Nobody's walking into a classroom seeing that the time is wrong, 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:56.320 and you're like, oh my god, I'm an hour. 0:16:58.440 --> 0:17:00.760 And Joel, I think it happens in the hours of Monday, 0:17:00.760 --> 0:17:02.760 more like two am? Is that right? 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:04.520 Oh my goodness, is Saturday? 0:17:04.920 --> 0:17:08.199 No, it's Sunday, Sunday morning, up to late. 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:09.919 Tell you who willings to know in this conversation is 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:12.480 young Joel's supposed to be doing it today actually knows 0:17:12.560 --> 0:17:14.240 less than us. And you're the guy who's at the 0:17:14.240 --> 0:17:15.520