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Speaker 1: Next weekend.

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Speaker 2: Next Saturday night, July the fifth, you can catch John

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Speaker 2: Pinder and Julius Geezer at the Oasis Comedy Club. Tickets

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Speaker 2: are available through John Pinder dot com. John Pinder, good morning.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, how the Devil? Are you?

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Speaker 1: Very good?

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Speaker 4: Swimmingly John?

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Speaker 3: Looking for Hey?

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Speaker 5: I heard you this morning talking about your when you

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Speaker 5: said your first date with dear sweet Loriie.

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Speaker 3: You offered her a foot rob.

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Speaker 4: I did risky move.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's so risky, isn't it. Like I'll do a

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Speaker 5: foot robe if it's requested. Ah, but it's fifty to

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Speaker 5: fifty because you don't want to be creepy. It could

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Speaker 5: be like, oh no, he's a foot guy. He's one

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Speaker 5: of these people.

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Speaker 4: Finish.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, You're like, how about I give you a foot robe?

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Speaker 5: And she's like no, I'm good, thanks, and you're like,

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Speaker 5: please happen, please, it's for me. That's a very.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember your first ever?

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Speaker 3: You know, I don't think I've ever been on one

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Speaker 3: a day?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think, you know, Like in the I was,

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Speaker 5: I was listening to the stories and stuff on the

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Speaker 5: way in and thinking how lovely that people had such

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Speaker 5: nice things like that, Because I was a very very

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Speaker 5: shy young lad. I couldn't real Yeah, I would never have.

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Speaker 5: I would never have asked anybody on a date out

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Speaker 5: of fear of rejection.

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Speaker 3: I certainly would beautiful Mildred, how about sniff your hair?

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Speaker 3: Would you like that? Did you?

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Speaker 2: And Mildred never go on any form of you know,

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Speaker 2: there would be food and conversation.

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Speaker 5: And not a formal date. We met at beer fest.

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Speaker 5: We didn't even technically meet the Yeah, yeah, that's what

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Speaker 5: I mean.

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Speaker 3: I was. I was on a stage.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I was in a tent performing to a load

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Speaker 5: of drunken bogans and Mildred in the middle and in

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Speaker 5: the middle looking yeah. Yeah, And that's that's how we met.

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Speaker 5: And then after that it was basically she would sort

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Speaker 5: of because I was already booked up by the time

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Speaker 5: we started dating, so she would just sort of come

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Speaker 5: along to gigs, which is nice and social for her.

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Speaker 5: She's hanging out with all these on my mental comedian friends.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I booked up with gigs, not dates.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I remember once I had to do a corporate gig.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and she sort of naturally assumed that she would

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Speaker 5: be coming along to that, and I went to her yeah.

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Speaker 5: I said, Oh, you don't want to come to this.

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Speaker 5: I said, this is going to be bad for me.

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Speaker 5: She goes, oh, i've seen you bomb, because she had.

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Speaker 5: You know, we've gotten that out of the ways. That's

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Speaker 5: the more awkward thing for a comedian. It's you're not

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Speaker 5: worried so much about first kids and first dates. It's

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Speaker 5: how's she going to feel when she's seen me bomb?

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Speaker 5: And we're still good and we were going to this

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Speaker 5: corporate gig and she goes, oh, no, i've seen you bomb.

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Speaker 5: I said, you've not seen me bomb Like a corporate

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Speaker 5: the corporate gigs sometimes they don't.

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Speaker 3: Even want you there. They're not interested in you.

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Speaker 5: They didn't ask for this, they didn't and that was

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Speaker 5: a terrible I said, this could be awful. I said,

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Speaker 5: I could have the attention of maybe three people in

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Speaker 5: a room of one hundred and fifty. And so I

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Speaker 5: got on stage and i'd done about two minutes.

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Speaker 3: She did come along.

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Speaker 5: I did about two minutes and it was like deathly well.

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Speaker 5: It wasn't even silent.

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Speaker 4: They were just.

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Speaker 5: Talking to each other, you know, because they're partying, hanging

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Speaker 5: out with different And I looked across the room at

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Speaker 5: her and went you see.

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Speaker 4: That's like the bunk.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, such sympathy in her eyes.

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Speaker 2: Well I think next saiday, and not at the Oss

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Speaker 2: Comedy Club is a good first date.

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Speaker 3: That would be a good first day because.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you're you know, you're you're laughing. Yes, things

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Speaker 2: can only go good.

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Speaker 3: I've got a load of new followers.

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Speaker 5: Actually followed me the other de because I opened for

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Speaker 5: Ed Gamble at the Astore Theaters. A lot of people, yeah,

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Speaker 5: chased me down from there. So if any of them

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Speaker 5: people are listening, by all means, come along to Julius Geezer.

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Speaker 3: I will admit. It's a smaller venue than Ed's one.

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Speaker 1: That's that's nice.

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Speaker 3: It's intimate, which is why it's ninth personal close.

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Speaker 4: It's also nice on the first date to see if

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Speaker 4: the potential partner's got the sense of humans that's right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we'll see if they're open to foot rubs.

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Speaker 4: It's really good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just tases off at the Oasis Comedy Club on stage.

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Speaker 3: Too small a room.

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Speaker 1: Wait until after.

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Speaker 3: It'll wait, it'll hold.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of Oasis, Yeah, you're off to see I'm going

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Speaker 2: to see you.

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Speaker 1: And I'm not talking Sydney or Melbourne.

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Speaker 5: I'm going this is because of Dear Mildred as well.

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Speaker 5: You see, did I tell you about this? So we're

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Speaker 5: also a big fan, Yeah, a bigger fan. I didn't

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Speaker 5: I didn't organize this all. I woke up to it.

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Speaker 5: This is all yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wake up Sunday morning.

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Speaker 4: She's some people. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So when when they first because we'd add the wedding,

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Speaker 5: planned the Only Moon and you know, there's a lot

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Speaker 5: of money to lay out and stuff like that, and

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Speaker 5: then the advert came up that they were getting back together.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and she she was like, what we're going to do.

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Speaker 3: What we're going to do.

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Speaker 5: We've already go the wedding book, We've got the Only

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Speaker 5: Moon book. And I said, we'll make it work. She goes,

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Speaker 5: but what if they reform and they put a gig

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Speaker 5: on And I said, we'll figure it out. So if

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Speaker 5: we get tickets, we'll figure it out. In the back

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Speaker 5: of my mind, I'm thinking, we ain't going to get

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Speaker 5: I'm going to be fine. We're not going to have

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Speaker 5: to bother with Like I love Oasis, don't get me wrong,

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Speaker 5: I've liked them for a very very long time.

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Speaker 3: That's sort of in me blood.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you wouldn't have thought of going to.

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Speaker 3: The Yeah, I won't. Yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 5: I wouldn't even travel a rocking and to see a band,

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Speaker 5: do you know what I mean. I'm not that kind

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Speaker 5: of guys like yeah, yeah. If I'm traveling for a gig,

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Speaker 5: it's because I'm doing it, do.

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? And then so I'm thinking we're not going to

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Speaker 5: get tickets. She managed to get tickets to two of

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Speaker 5: them we're going to. So it's like going to Manchester

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Speaker 5: and we're going to Wembley. That's hilarious to do it.

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Speaker 5: And so we're gonna We're supposed to meet up with

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Speaker 5: some friends as well while I'm over there, but they've

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Speaker 5: just wanted some prize for their musical things. So they're

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Speaker 5: playing at festival when we were supposed to go down

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Speaker 5: to Bath. Were supposed to stay in Bath like that.

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Speaker 3: I think it. I don't know, I've never been before.

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Speaker 3: I'm not familiar with.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so they they couldn't do that. So we've decided

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Speaker 5: we're going to do a few days in Paris. Well,

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Speaker 5: I know I've never been to Paris. You're there, have

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Speaker 5: you been?

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Speaker 1: No? I have not, and nor of those people that went.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sort of robbing, so we'll saying, is you're

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Speaker 2: that far.

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Speaker 3: As well?

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Speaker 1: Going on the underneath the Yeah.

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Speaker 5: We're doing the old tunnel under the show. I'm trying

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Speaker 5: not to think about that. Yeah. Yeah, that's horrific. People

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Speaker 5: do the strangest things, don't they. That's such a brazen move. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: let's build a.

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Speaker 4: Can you having a clear and take a photo and

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Speaker 4: send it to us and it clears?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Absolutely, will, I will for sure. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Dear Mildridge is desperately duo lingo in trying to learn

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Speaker 5: some French because she fears French.

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Speaker 3: There's apps for it now, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: That's what They're not as bad as what we I mean, Sorry,

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Speaker 2: I didn't mean to say not as beady.

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Speaker 5: Talking to Ed Gamble about it and he goes, he goes.

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Speaker 5: The thing is with French's either do it well or

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Speaker 5: don't do it, because if you're just trying, they'll go,

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Speaker 5: you want to cross, don't you?

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Speaker 4: We know what you want.

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Speaker 3: They'll just meet you in the middle and just.

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Speaker 4: Like three or four, John, don't do what I did

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Speaker 4: in France. What did you say to someone in the

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Speaker 4: beautiful shops in your.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing?

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Speaker 4: You're in Paris? Idiot started with English.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna get out of here, cow.

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Speaker 4: Bunger, tall as Mexican idiot.

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Speaker 1: All right, Julius geezer.

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Speaker 2: It's next Saturday Night, July far at the Oasis Comedy Club.

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Speaker 2: Tickets are available through John Pinder.

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Speaker 3: Dot Comtright six o'clock, so you could do an early

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Speaker 3: show and then gall Anth dinner, make a little and

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Speaker 3: you could talk about it, and then foot robs for

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Speaker 3: all afterwards.

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Speaker 4: Maybe not while that person's driving. Yeah, well done, thank you.

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Speaker 4: Good to see events