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Speaker 1: This is Will and Will.

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Speaker 2: Good afternoon everyone.

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Speaker 3: Well on boardy live from what he's front porch, streaming

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Speaker 3: on the iHeartRadio app. That's where you can get the

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Speaker 3: boys a little bit later on this our woods.

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Speaker 2: Your first ditch pitch.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna make an effort to try and get a

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Speaker 3: celebrity on here on the porch as part of his

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Speaker 3: campaigns you sold with roughly rustic furds.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right. Live from the porch.

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Speaker 5: It's gonna be an absolute of stravaganza, Australia's greatest performers

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Speaker 5: live from my porch performing for you guys.

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Speaker 4: Well, that's what you promise them, and that's what you

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Speaker 4: guys are gonna get.

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Speaker 5: And today I have got the phone number rather immorally

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Speaker 5: if I'm being honest of an international stand up comedian,

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Speaker 5: and I'm gonna be I'm gonna be cold calling them

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Speaker 5: live live on radio to see if they can be

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Speaker 5: the first guest secured live from the porch, all thanks

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Speaker 5: to Roffy Rustic Foods. It's just gonna be an awesome,

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Speaker 5: awesome occasion. Will and I'm really excited.

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Speaker 2: If we get the people.

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Speaker 6: No.

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Speaker 5: Well and again it's day one of two weeks. It's

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Speaker 5: in two weeks all the time in the world.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going cold calling someone today.

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Speaker 3: They're a big deal. I don't know who they are.

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Speaker 3: Fingers crossed, that's gonna happen.

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Speaker 5: They've been on Graham Norton before, been in Hollywood movies, so.

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Speaker 2: They might not answer the phone.

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Speaker 5: Well don't that's don't put that in the universe, will

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Speaker 5: That's been a bit of positivity.

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Speaker 4: Okay, why wouldn't they pick up the phone, you know,

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Speaker 4: because they're.

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Speaker 2: Getting caught by a private nomber of myself. Of that, I

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Speaker 2: don't know why.

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Speaker 4: Don't tell me this, just don't tell me this.

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Speaker 3: These are the things you need to go through before

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Speaker 3: you sign inline campaign with a lot of money. All right, Well,

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Speaker 3: look that's gonna happen a little bit later on. I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna pull a curtain down with you guys right now

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Speaker 3: as well. Look, Woods and I been working on a

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Speaker 3: song parody to try and explain all the different states

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Speaker 3: and the restrictions they're under based on the release of

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Speaker 3: the restrictions outside of COVID nineteen.

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Speaker 4: Should be pretty good. Should be pretty.

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Speaker 2: Good, should be pretty good. It's currently still getting tweaked.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, It's like when Phil Jackson was with Lord of

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Speaker 5: the Rings before it was getting really for Peter Jackson.

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Speaker 2: Phil Jackson was the coach of the Chicago Bulls.

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Speaker 4: Excuse me, well, I'm gonna leave it there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so look, the parody still the works. We

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Speaker 3: may be playing it for you up next. Alternatively, I

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Speaker 3: need you to do that story you've gone about Willy Nelson.

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Speaker 3: You never thought i'd ask you this.

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Speaker 5: Nelson's off the band Nelson, Willie Nelson's story.

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Speaker 2: Hopefully it won't happen. Hopefully I have a parody for

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Speaker 2: you guys up next. But that's just the situation, all right,

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Speaker 2: podcasting now.

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Speaker 4: And what a great occasion to join us.

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Speaker 3: Well well, well, before you crack engine this, I just

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Speaker 3: need to preface that this isn't the sort of gear

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Speaker 3: that we normally talk about. It should be, And we've

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Speaker 3: got a song parody which we spend a lot of

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Speaker 3: time on, which we're very excited to play for you guys.

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Speaker 2: Shortly. It's just final twiks of being put on that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: In the meantime, you've got this story about Willy Nelson

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Speaker 3: that you've been wanting to tell me for ages.

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Speaker 4: And it's a wild story.

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Speaker 5: Will For those who don't know Willy Nelson, I mean,

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Speaker 5: what a musical genius.

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Speaker 2: Give me one song.

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Speaker 4: Well, here's one of you.

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Speaker 2: That's a cover.

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Speaker 4: It's classic Nelson, classic Willie Nelson. You don't know Willi Nelson.

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Speaker 4: Look him up on the iHeartRadio app. Get around some

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Speaker 4: guitar stuff, singing, you know, classic classic music, the country,

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Speaker 4: country country music. That's I was gonna say.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, there's an amazing story about Willie Nelson from nineteen

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Speaker 5: sixty nine when I came across pretty phenomenal stuff.

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Speaker 4: But no, no, no, enjoy this.

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Speaker 5: So nineteen sixty nine, no one knows how this happened,

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Speaker 5: But Willy's house actually caught fire. So Willy's house is

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Speaker 5: on fire, okay. And there are eyewitness reports saying that

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Speaker 5: when Willie Nelson, when Willie Nelson's house was on fire,

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Speaker 5: knowing that he didn't live with anyone he was he

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Speaker 5: was well known to be a bit of a recluse,

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Speaker 5: Billy Nelson, So no one else in the house, but

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Speaker 4: Into the house. House on fire.

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Speaker 5: And people for you know, years wondering why why did Willie.

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Speaker 4: Nelson for risk his life? It was nineteen sixty nine.

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Speaker 4: They're wondering, why the.

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Speaker 5: Hell did Nelson barrel into the house and put his

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Speaker 5: life in danger?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, the parent is ready, The parody

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Speaker 2: is ready. Yes, it's ready.

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Speaker 4: No, no, it is no amazing because okay, we're just

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Speaker 2: Go to some of the parody is going to be.

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Speaker 3: On the other sidecasting now Woods.

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Speaker 2: Willis absolutely not I mean absolutely not. We've we've dodged

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Speaker 2: a ballt there. I'm gonna be honest.

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Speaker 3: If you're just chewing it tuning into the show this afternoon,

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Speaker 3: you've dodged a ball at full stop.

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Speaker 2: We've had a show.

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Speaker 3: Why well you you were telling it awful Willi Nelson's story,

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Speaker 3: Our song parody wasn't ready and we had technical difficulties.

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Speaker 2: It's been a nightmare, but we're about to lift.

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Speaker 5: I don't get a lot of feedback on this army

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Speaker 5: so much.

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Speaker 2: What happens in the first it's your Tuesday show. Here's

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Speaker 2: the thing.

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Speaker 3: We've had time to sort of process all the rules

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Speaker 3: and regulations that are in place for each state in

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Speaker 3: and around COVID nineteen because.

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Speaker 5: It's super confusing last week, we're all confused. Schomer had

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Speaker 5: had his new three Big one. We weren't following that.

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Speaker 4: Everybody followed them and everyone's different. Is you confusing?

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Speaker 2: It's been very confusing.

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Speaker 3: So to try and synthesize that, to try and condense

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Speaker 3: it into a piece of information which you guys can all.

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Speaker 2: Understand share with each other.

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Speaker 3: We've written a song about it, and then hopefully it

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Speaker 3: all makes sense. Now we've chosen a very easy song

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Speaker 3: to follow. The lyrics are pretty basic, nice and sooth

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Speaker 3: and yeah, I mean it should be pretty elementary to

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Speaker 3: figure out what all the restrictions are.

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Speaker 2: It's a bar. Naked ladies have a listen to this.

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Speaker 2: It's been eight weeks of austraight as lockdown. All stage

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Speaker 2: leaders are making the PM frown.

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Speaker 5: Scomo's trying to run the show, but all the other

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Speaker 2: Can I go out and have a wine? Can my

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Speaker 5: So many rules I can't keep up. But there's three

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Speaker 5: stages two we reopen, so listen up. Okay, well, let's

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Speaker 5: start with stage one. It's time for group fun.

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Speaker 2: You got to keep it. Listen to ten peeps Cafe

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Speaker 2: copies that.

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Speaker 4: The listen is m wish for them to whop.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, mate, you'll have to travel up to Queensland. Okay,

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Speaker 3: it's time for stage two. But do I need you

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Speaker 3: to pay attention because I'm going.

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Speaker 2: For a syy.

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Speaker 4: I was watching the news again. It's very Ridican. She's

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Speaker 4: a little bit raconian.

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Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, woods and not only a rhyme.

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Speaker 2: With berea Jicklian.

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Speaker 4: How does we know the word draconian?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's why I stopped the side that

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Speaker 3: was outrageous like it fits it does that.

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Speaker 2: You obviously didn't write that. No, I absolutely didn't.

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Speaker 1: Which producer helped you?

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Speaker 4: No, No, one just popped into my head.

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Speaker 5: Actually, I'm actually not reading the script or web listed

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Speaker 5: libbing this entire thing.

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Speaker 3: Oh come on, No one's believing that to visit w

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Speaker 3: A would be great? Another demicamach at the gate West?

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Speaker 3: Does he see you next time?

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Speaker 5: What about I say, let's go say steph mushall seems okay.

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Speaker 4: Brush dunning is not a crime.

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Speaker 3: When COVID finally over, you know, we'll be super glad.

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Speaker 4: The toilet paper shot it really made me feel sad.

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Speaker 3: And this we're now allowed twenty yet a funeral keeping

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Speaker 3: social distance on from me?

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Speaker 2: Or you'll get a bill?

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Speaker 3: Do we still have to steaz into our elbow? Remember

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Speaker 3: that time he got paid out presco mode. I mean,

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Speaker 3: the big question for Woody is when he can start

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Speaker 3: dating again and sending out women.

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Speaker 5: Are you sure that it's the crownavirus restrictions that are

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Speaker 2: Or oh wow, out it's been eight.

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Speaker 1: Weeks since we've been at home.

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Speaker 3: Someone get old the premieres on the phone.

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Speaker 4: So many different rules in place. When can I see

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Speaker 3: Dan Andrews wants to travel in the same stage, but

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Speaker 3: there's no eating slash to have a lot of plagues, hasn't.

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Speaker 4: Sent all but kids back to school?

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Speaker 1: But keep washing your hands.

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Speaker 4: That's the number one rule.

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Speaker 3: These three stages confused the hell out of it.

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Speaker 4: It was very impressive that I remembered vertically in.

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Speaker 2: Didn't quite rhyme with vertically.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I did with the word draconigan.

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Speaker 1: Podcasting now Woods.

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Speaker 3: Yesterday, you and I had a chat about the fact

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Speaker 3: that my girlfriend saw a photo on my Instagram which

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Speaker 3: was of a model in a bikini, and.

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Speaker 3: A workout regime, because she was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 3: that's what you're into. I'm not in those saverias. I

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Speaker 3: want to get my rigging shape. I felt awful about

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Speaker 2: Feel that way.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, it really opened a can of worms because we

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Speaker 3: had this caller on the show. We actually did we

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Speaker 3: actually had to dump her always dump in the business

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Speaker 3: because she swore, and but before she swore, because she

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Speaker 3: got so fired up about all this, I think she

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Speaker 3: actually she said something that really made me think.

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Speaker 2: I mean thinking about this all night. Her name is Olivia. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I think I have listened to what she said.

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Speaker 7: I was on my partner's phone, and as I went

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Speaker 7: on this phone and I went to search it, you know,

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Speaker 7: for your popular page on mine, it's literally like all animals,

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Speaker 7: like cats and dogs, all funny stuff. And when I

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Speaker 7: opened up, it was all women, and I was like.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Like, so.

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Speaker 2: That's the bit where she swore.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, But anyway, I thought I'd just sort of throw

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Speaker 3: to everyone. Why is it? Why is there a difference?

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Speaker 3: I mean, like I know I'm stereotyping here, but guys

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Speaker 2: A lot more.

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Speaker 3: I mean, there's a lot more sharing of nerd picks

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Speaker 2: I didn't say. I didn't say what is about your sexuality?

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Speaker 3: Yes, funny videos or and all of a sudden you

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I care.

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 3: Woods, look, yesterday you and I were talking about blokes

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Speaker 3: My girlfriend I asked her to look at something on

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Speaker 7: I was on my partner's phone, and as I went

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm watun that we had to cut her off

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Speaker 2: And the big question for me is, and we've.

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Speaker 2: It rattle you? We've got Nick who's called good day.

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Speaker 8: Nick, Hi, how are you?

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Speaker 2: Does this sort of stuff rattle you? Mate?

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Speaker 9: It really does, because my partner actually shows me like, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 9: So we'll be talking about something totally different, and I'll

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Speaker 2: Something that's someone that.

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Speaker 4: Stands through yeah, yeah, and then he will.

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Speaker 10: Come and go, oh, look looks babe, We'll put my

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Speaker 11: Through and it will be the naked chip.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, Yeah, seriously.

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Speaker 2: It's ma Nick.

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Speaker 3: I find that they can be healthy because I mean

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Speaker 3: putting gender to one side, I think they're getting around

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I was gonna say, I think it's better than he's

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: But again, like Nick, I don't know if you heard

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Speaker 5: on his arms, and I would literally started doing two days,

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Speaker 2: Nick, Thanks to the call. It's such an interesting comparison.

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Speaker 3: We've got Shaney here, Shaney, what do you reckon about

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Speaker 2: Does it Does it bother you?

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Speaker 8: No, not at all.

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Speaker 10: Actually, my boyfriend he's pretty open enough about stuff like that,

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Speaker 10: like if he finds another girl on Instagram or something

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Speaker 10: Like if I try to restrict you on doing then

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 12: It's like I'm having him in.

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Speaker 13: A cage and getting you to do whatever.

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Speaker 2: You don't want to snoop on him. Yeah, I think

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Speaker 3: It's a good thing to be able to say, hey, look,

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Speaker 3: my friends. It's just about the comparison side of it

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Speaker 12: I have a lot of male friends who who's complain

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Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, cool, all right, Okay, thanks your thoughts, Shaney.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Cole.

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Speaker 3: Didn't hear what she said in the middle there, I

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Speaker 3: did your faces, which which is like, we'll got Nicole, uh, Nicole,

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Speaker 3: what do you reckon?

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Speaker 2: Guys looking up this sort of stuff online? Does it

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Speaker 1: Not?

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Speaker 8: At all, and I'm coming from a women's perspective. I

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Speaker 8: I think there are women out there doing it too.

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Speaker 4: Are you sorry, are you saying looking up sexy men

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Speaker 8: Maybe both?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree with that.

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Speaker 2: It reminded me that for so many things that we.

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Speaker 5: your way. Yeah please, Those that say sorry way too much?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, or just those that use their sorries really well.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm an overuser.

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Speaker 2: You're an overuser.

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Speaker 4: If someone bums into me, I say sorry.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to please thirty one, oh six

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Speaker 3: If you've got two types of people in this world,

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Speaker 2: My girlfriend and I have a rule in.

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Speaker 3: Our relationship now not our idea, but you have to

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Speaker 2: Apologizes to you.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 2: It works on two levels.

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Speaker 2: You realize that you didn't mean to apologize.

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Speaker 4: Oh makes you accountable for you.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, absolutely, And at the same time, when someone says

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Speaker 4: One I'll do that with with Well, you don't want

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Speaker 2: That with what you do with your brother. You do

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Speaker 3: So yeah, thirty one or six five guys. Two types

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Speaker 2: Have listened.

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Speaker 7: People who put chocolate in the fridge and people who

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Speaker 7: Don't you put their smato sauce in the cupboard instead

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Speaker 7: of the fridge.

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Speaker 4: I don't get the cupboard people.

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Speaker 8: People that plan, and there's the people that just go

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Speaker 8: with the flows. People who love John and Los.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, lots of covered in French chat.

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Speaker 4: I feel like apologize to the covered people there. I

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Speaker 4: was aggressive, We're we're in it.

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Speaker 3: Well, he calls up next that I want to six

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Speaker 3: five two types of people in this world podcasting?

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Speaker 2: Now, guys, there are two types of people in this world.

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Speaker 1: Will and Mordies. Two types of people.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, got Tashire is called on thirteen one.

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Speaker 4: I six five Tash. Two types of people in this world?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, so I think the two types of people is

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Speaker 11: people that pour their milk into the bowl before the

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Speaker 11: cereal or the people that pour their cereal in and

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Speaker 11: then pour the milk over the cereal.

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Speaker 4: I mean, it's outrageous.

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Speaker 3: What's the split there, It's got to be one percent.

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Speaker 3: I've never met I've never met a milk into cereal poorer.

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Speaker 4: Neither have you. I mean, there was an absolutely do it. Wow.

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Speaker 10: I used to do it, and then I've taught the

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Speaker 10: other way and now I've never gone back, and I

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Speaker 10: know a few people that have done the same.

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Speaker 2: So I have Well, what do on you for admitting it? Tash?

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Speaker 2: That's the first step here. I probably bury that forever.

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Speaker 5: It was an absolute ferrari. I think I've said that

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Speaker 5: word correctly. Feurer Feurer sorry, Kylie Jenner. Milk first, woman, really,

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Speaker 5: milk first?

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Speaker 2: That is a Ferrari. We've got Kara. We've got Kara

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Speaker 2: on thirty one and six five, Carra. There are two

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Speaker 2: types of people in this.

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Speaker 11: World, Yes, the people that take their trees when they're

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Speaker 11: eating in food courts, or the people that just leave

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Speaker 11: their rubbish on the table for the CLEANU.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And the reason we're doing this today, car is a

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Speaker 3: similar setup with people that leave their shopping trolleys at

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Speaker 3: their car.

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Speaker 2: Right, it's exactly the same thing. What are you? I'm

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Speaker 2: looking at you? You leave your trade your table.

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Speaker 4: They're definitely not. Never always take it there.

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Speaker 5: And I even take my train, take the paper off

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Speaker 5: the train and then put the trail on the bin.

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Speaker 5: I've even been known to take my trade of the

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Speaker 5: counter and said, guys, you're doing a great job. Then

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Speaker 5: I throw them fifty bucks sort of guy, I am.

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Speaker 5: I've got Amy here on thirty one and six five,

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Speaker 5: aiming two tides of people in this world, Hi, guys.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, types of people.

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Speaker 8: People who watch Netflix with subtitles and people who don't.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're talking to people that are you just saying

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Speaker 3: people that don't speak English?

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Speaker 4: No, I'm wrong, you're saying.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, even when you know the language, it's actually easier

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Speaker 5: to pick up what they're saying if you have subtitles there,

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Speaker 5: or if there's accents going on and stuff.

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Speaker 3: Look, I get it because my girlfriend's Dutch and English

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Speaker 3: is the second language, so occasionally we slip to the

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Speaker 3: subtitle thing.

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Speaker 2: But if you speak in the English.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes if there's an aggressive Scottish accent, you can't really

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Speaker 5: follow it. So you're like, I'm gonna have to subtitle

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Speaker 5: this puppy. Really, Yeah, I've done it before.

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Speaker 3: Right, But you also watch dubbed movies, which is just outrage.

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Speaker 4: Now I'm watching Money Highs at the moment with dubbed audio. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: it's a dumb It's hilarious.

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Speaker 2: Lazy, lazy man. We got to God here now, Amy,

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Speaker 2: I just can't believe you so thick Scottish accents.

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Speaker 3: That's the only was there a show recently that you

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Speaker 3: watch within English with English subtitles outside of play School?

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Speaker 4: Nothing to mind, But I've done it before. I've done

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Speaker 4: with wild all.

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Speaker 2: Right, Scott. Here's got two types of people in this pod.

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Speaker 6: Mate, Yeah, the ones that whole doors open for others,

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Speaker 6: others and on you.

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Speaker 4: Good one.

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Speaker 2: I just tend to walk straight through it.

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Speaker 5: Oh well, I've been known to be standing by the

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Speaker 5: door Superman podcasting.

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Speaker 1: Now, while you're at home, this is Will and Will.

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Speaker 2: Good a ton and everyone. If you're just joining us.

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Speaker 3: What he is about five minutes away from calling an

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Speaker 3: internationally renowned stand up comedian and asking him on the

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Speaker 3: radio whether he will come and perform on Woody's front porch.

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Speaker 3: Chances are it will be awful, but that means it

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Speaker 3: will be fun, so stick around for that.

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Speaker 2: In the meantime, Australia is easy as quiz.

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Speaker 4: Realius Paine.

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Speaker 5: Today we've got Holy Holy there are thirty seconds on

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Speaker 5: the clock. You've got to get ten questions right. You

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Speaker 5: can pass in any question. We have to take your

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Speaker 5: first answer first. And Holly, before we get into things,

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Speaker 5: just here and you're having.

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Speaker 4: A baby in four weeks. I am oh, bloody.

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Speaker 1: Exciting, exciting, stressful.

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Speaker 2: First one, no, actually second, okay, And have you got

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Speaker 2: a name up?

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Speaker 11: I do, Yes, it's a tad boring, but I don't

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Speaker 11: know don't know the gender.

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Speaker 8: So I'll just I'll have to see.

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Speaker 5: I'm more concerned about the fact that I live in

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Speaker 5: a shoe box, and I'm going to have two kids

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Speaker 5: in it.

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Speaker 4: So that does make things hard.

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Speaker 2: Got a scare room here, if you're.

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Speaker 6: Take it up, I'll just put the baby in there.

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Speaker 4: The baby can is you know, super reasonable? So I'll

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Speaker 4: talk to the baby about that. The baby a job, obviously,

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Speaker 4: let's do it.

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Speaker 2: Whole that chat got ridiculous. You got thirty's eres of

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Speaker 2: the clock? Are you ready to go, mate?

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Speaker 3: I'm ready?

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's do it. What type of animal was Dumbo?

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Speaker 6: Elephant?

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Speaker 3: Who's your best friend A Lara? Who's Batman's sidekick.

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Speaker 6: Robin?

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Speaker 2: What colors were it off? The reindeer's nose? Red? How

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Speaker 2: old were you six years ago?

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Speaker 13: Twenty?

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Speaker 2: What sound as a bullfrog?

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Speaker 4: Make?

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Speaker 2: H what'sport to Tim Kahill play soccer? What can't you

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Speaker 2: shut and know? From?

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Speaker 3: What's fifteen minus seven? What's your favorite Netflix show?

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Speaker 1: The last is?

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Speaker 2: What did the S and the USA stand for? Say?

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Speaker 11: United States America?

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Speaker 4: I've got it.

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Speaker 5: I've got to go outside, Holly and just ask if

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Speaker 5: we're allowing that fine final answer there, whether it beat

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Speaker 5: the buzzerund or not.

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Speaker 3: I'm looking at so we're gonna get someone going to

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Speaker 3: I mean all our producers are not.

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Speaker 4: George. George. Did she get in? Oly, I'm in a

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Speaker 4: generous mood today. So you got the last one in? Okay? Wow?

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Speaker 4: So that means Holy.

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Speaker 2: Probably timer where that timer ends?

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Speaker 4: No, I like that. It's just vague. And you know,

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Speaker 4: producer George decides because.

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Speaker 2: The mer of George in this scenario.

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Speaker 5: I like giving George a bit a power there. I

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Speaker 5: think I think he deserves it and he's earns it.

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Speaker 5: So here's the thing, Holly, So you're passed on question

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Speaker 5: nine would put you in trouble.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And by the way, question it was. It was

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Speaker 4: fifteen minus seven. And I know why.

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Speaker 9: I heard the bloke yesterday do it and he got

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Speaker 9: it smart, Holly.

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Speaker 3: I'm taking any masks okay, with a good use is Holy?

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Speaker 5: You did answer eleven questions, so you have you've answered

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Speaker 5: ten including that pass okay, So this with the past

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Speaker 5: there so your potential position to have got it? Are

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Speaker 5: you worried about any questions?

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Speaker 6: M Is it the bullfrog?

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Speaker 4: The bullfrog? Hmm? I was worried you're going to bring

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Speaker 4: out the bullfrog.

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Speaker 5: We do have the zoologists here as always Barry Cow Cow.

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Speaker 4: And before we go to Jacquia.

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Speaker 5: I can confirm that you do have the other nine

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Speaker 5: questions correct, which is super exciting.

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Speaker 4: So we will go to doctor Jacoukia now. And you

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Speaker 4: know he doesn't want to come on, Mike, he was

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Speaker 4: give me a signal, Oh you got the.

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Speaker 2: Five so good, so good, No worries at all.

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Speaker 3: Hole, that'll go straight to what either your first bottom

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Speaker 3: line or your first baby's clothes. Definitely, Ah, nice whole congratulations,

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Speaker 3: good luck with the birth and everything that goes with

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Speaker 3: that made five hundred bucks, pretty bloody stuff.

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Speaker 1: Well play, Thank you.

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Speaker 2: No worries, mate, have a wonderful Tuesday.

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Speaker 3: Jeez, our duty and producer George was in a very

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Speaker 3: generous mood.

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Speaker 2: There wasn't he aware that time have finished? But jeez it.

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Speaker 4: Bill on the time.

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Speaker 3: Alright, guys, we're gonna go to a tune. Right up next,

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Speaker 3: we are brought to you all thanks to Ruffie Rustic Foods.

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Speaker 3: If you missed it yesterday, Woods has done a deal

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Speaker 3: with them to do live port shows here on Wood

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Speaker 3: his front porch featuring big celebs and right right next

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Speaker 3: with you're gonna call an international comedian who's been on

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Speaker 3: Graham Norton before.

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Speaker 2: This guy's apparently huge.

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Speaker 1: Posting.

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Speaker 3: Now Woods, Now, look, you did to deal with me

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Speaker 3: without me, I should say you did a deal without

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Speaker 3: me again, which is run you into trouble because now

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Speaker 3: you're cold calling people on the radio who which is illegal.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna start by saying that it's illegal.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know, I just feel like you've got

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Speaker 5: to break a couple of laws to, you know, to

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Speaker 5: the stand out and be successful in this world. You know,

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Speaker 5: you don't think Zuckerberg didn't you know.

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Speaker 3: Break Well, we're not. We're not going to say anything

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Speaker 3: about that. Let's just cast it who you're calling.

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Speaker 5: Sure, So basically I told Rapp Rustic Foods, amazing frozen

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Speaker 5: food company by the way, get around their stuff, that

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Speaker 5: I can do a live from the porch extravaganza here

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Speaker 5: in two weeks. Yes, we will have some incredible performers

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Speaker 5: here performing live, will be you know, streaming on Instagram

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Speaker 5: and Facebook and whatever.

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Speaker 4: It's just going to be massive. And now I've got

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Speaker 4: two weeks to organize the acts.

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Speaker 3: So you did the deal without locking in the axe,

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Speaker 3: and so we do.

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Speaker 4: I'm a cowboy, Well, I'm business cowboys. What we do

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Speaker 4: the next two weeks?

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Speaker 3: Trying to get people to come and actually do the

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Speaker 3: thing here while there's international and local flight restrictions.

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 4: Easy. So I've managed to come across the number.

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Speaker 5: Well look, I mean, I don't say how I came

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Speaker 5: across the number, but of international comedian Ross Noble, he's

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Speaker 5: a genius, He's brilliant, he's very popular.

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Speaker 4: He actually knows me as well.

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Speaker 5: We've interviewed him a couple of times, so I'm pretty

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Speaker 5: sure he's going to remember me.

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Speaker 4: So I've got his mobile here. Okay, it's going to

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Speaker 4: give him a tinkle and we're going to lock in

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Speaker 4: our first act. Everyone really exciting, so.

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Speaker 3: Hopefully keep saying that it's on all right, calling Ross

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Speaker 3: now Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Hey, is that is that Ross speaking?

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Speaker 6: Yes? It is Ross seeking. Who is this?

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Speaker 5: This is our This is Woody from We've I've interviewed

673
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Speaker 5: you a couple of times from Hey, here you go, mate,

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Speaker 5: I'm here with I'm here with Will.

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Speaker 6: Hello, I'm good times. Now. I want to say, if

676
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Speaker 6: you if you two are me and you're both on

677
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Speaker 6: the light, am I on the radio at the moment?

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Speaker 2: Very good?

679
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 4: Yes? How are you going in these rough times of isolation?

680
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 6: Man being ambushed? When I'm when I'm trying to trying

681
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 6: to fix a pig, said, you know what, it's.

682
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Speaker 4: I'm sorry right now, So I got i gotta start there, Rolse.

683
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 4: You're you're you're trying to fix a pig's pen.

684
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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well I've basically become a farmer. I

685
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 6: live on a farm, right, so, like, and I'd go

686
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Speaker 6: off and I do my gigs and that, and you know,

687
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 6: and then I come back and I'll have a couple

688
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 6: of days well I'll just you know, reconnect with nature

689
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,719
Speaker 6: and all that. And then the difference is is that

690
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 6: I've got that all the time, and I'm not sure if.

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Speaker 2: You know, you can't anymore?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, all the theaters are closed. How you going, Well,

693
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 6: you know I've had easier times. Yeah, yeah, so yeah,

694
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 6: they basically even before kicked off, you know what, they said,

695
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 6: you can't have any more than five hundred people in

696
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 6: the theater. And you know there's some there's some college

697
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 6: wouldn't even know this. For me, it was a bit tricky.

698
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 6: And for years I've been all like high and high

699
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 6: for lutinint just going I wouldn't possibly do that adverts,

700
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Speaker 6: I wouldn't possibly I wouldn't sup so low as to

701
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Speaker 6: do this. And now I'll just go on anything. I

702
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 6: will literally do anything.

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Speaker 14: Well that's actually perfect, Ross, That's that's what I've got

704
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 14: your rather, I need you and want you will And

705
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Speaker 14: I wanted to put on a live from the porch

706
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Speaker 14: performance where we're going to have performers performing live from

707
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Speaker 14: my front porch.

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Speaker 5: We're doing the radio show from my house because that's

709
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Speaker 5: where we're arcolating. So we are speaking to a few comedians,

710
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 5: few musicians, and I wanted to ask you, Ross if

711
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 5: you would potentially want to come and do some stand

712
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 5: up first first gig for a while, which is exciting

713
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 5: from from my porch.

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Speaker 6: So hang on. So the audience, what is the audience?

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Speaker 4: Well, me and will.

716
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 5: My neighbor Michelle will probably pop out and and watch.

717
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, it sort of just depends who's walking past. So

718
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Speaker 4: it's hard to put an extra.

719
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Speaker 6: It's not it's not a capacity crowd. Then no, Right,

720
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Speaker 6: here's the thing, Right, what I can do stand up

721
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 6: its fight, That's what I do. Right, But what about

722
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Speaker 6: this then? Right? What if I come along?

723
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Speaker 9: Right?

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Speaker 6: Because I've been thinking, I thought, how can I make

725
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Speaker 6: myself a lot of money? But not actually have to do,

726
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 6: you know, a stand up which is you know, labor

727
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Speaker 6: intensive right, well.

728
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Speaker 1: Sure, but you know what, that's your that's your bag.

729
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Speaker 6: Yeah, but we've got to look to the future. It's

730
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 6: all about the Benjamin now, right. So what I've come

731
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 6: up with, right, is to come up with I've been

732
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 6: working on a game show, right, So, yeah, so I've

733
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 6: been I've been working on a game show. And because

734
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 6: did you know, you know who wants to be a millionaire?

735
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 6: The company that made that cellar door was owned by

736
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 6: the British comedian Jasper Carrot, and jas for Carrot made

737
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 6: a load of cash office. So I come up with this.

738
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Speaker 6: I've come up with this game called Ask Kicking Chicken.

739
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Speaker 3: And wait, wait, I'm gonna start me there Ross We're

740
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Speaker 3: gonna go to a song. We need a bit of

741
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Speaker 3: time to think about this. You need a bit of

742
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Speaker 3: time to have to put your pitch together. Just before

743
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Speaker 3: we go to the song. You want to play ass

744
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Speaker 3: Kicking Chicken on Boody's porch.

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Speaker 6: We I mean, yeah, okay.

746
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Speaker 1: About it up next.

747
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Speaker 3: It's all thanks to Rafie Rustickford's helping people out in

748
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 3: rough times. You've done a deal where they've given me

749
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Speaker 3: some cash to get some comedians, uh, celebrities to perform

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Speaker 3: on your front porch.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.

752
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Speaker 4: It's going to be called Live from the Porch.

753
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: And the first performer we've approached and he's on the

755
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Speaker 5: phone right now is international comedian Ross Noble.

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Speaker 2: Yeah and Ross.

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Speaker 4: So, just to fill people in if they're just joining.

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Speaker 3: Us, you're currently mixing a pig pen yep, that's.

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Speaker 4: That's good, important information.

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Speaker 5: But also you're stepping away from stand up comedy and

761
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Speaker 5: you're wanting to become a game show host the.

762
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Speaker 6: Easiest of all cheesy. Yeah, I'm all of I'm all

763
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Speaker 6: of us because the thing is, I don't just want

764
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Speaker 6: to host the game show. I want to tell the

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Speaker 6: incredible format around the world. That's where the big bonny is,

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Speaker 6: you see, can I I.

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Speaker 3: Mean, like, you know, I'm probably the more practical one

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Speaker 3: out of Woody and I like, mate, you stand up

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Speaker 3: toward winning. I mean, that's the kind of stuff the

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Speaker 3: major household name. Is there any chance we could just

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Speaker 3: get some you know, clean fun, Ross Noble stand up

772
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Speaker 3: on Woody's porch? I mean not to say the game

773
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Speaker 3: show idea is not going to take off.

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Speaker 6: I'm just not you know what it is, it wouldn't work.

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00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 6: Look because my stuff is just it's just, it's just nonsense.

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00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 6: It's just preme consciousness. It's telling stories. And if there

777
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,360
Speaker 6: isn't an audience, I'm not saying I won't be funny.

778
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,719
Speaker 6: I can be funny while we're doing it. But one

779
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:17,800
Speaker 6: saying is I go on stage right and I've started

780
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 6: talking about stuff, and there's like tho thousand and two

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Speaker 6: thousand and three thousand people in front of me, the

782
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Speaker 6: big concertur They're all laughing. They're laughing. Oh all right, hey,

783
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 6: they're enjoying that. And then oh, I'll talk about this

784
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,799
Speaker 6: and then I'll go off there and then you see

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Speaker 6: what I'm You see what I'm saying, Me standing on

786
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Speaker 6: your porch with you soon next to me and one

787
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Speaker 6: woman this this so called neighbor. There's here's the thing.

788
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Speaker 6: There's a fine line. But with an audience, it's a shore.

789
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:49,360
Speaker 6: Without an audience, he's just a man outside the train station,

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Speaker 6: just mumbling.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, okay. So there's no feedback. There's no feedback

792
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Speaker 2: for you.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you are you would get streamed to tens

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Speaker 3: of thousands of people.

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Speaker 6: What like, I don't I don't have any jokes. That's

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Speaker 6: not what my yeah.

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Speaker 3: Is. So the idea is, what you're telling us is

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Speaker 3: that if you're going to come and perform from the

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00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 3: front porch, you're going to be road testing one of

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Speaker 3: your game shows from the front porch.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly, I'll break up me wheel.

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00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:20,839
Speaker 4: Right.

803
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 6: I've built this wooden wheel. We've been playing it at

804
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 6: home with the kids and they're loving it. Right, And

805
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:29,360
Speaker 6: the wheel has got Miley on there. It's got Miley,

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00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,240
Speaker 6: it's got Billy Ray and it's also got the Deadly

807
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 6: Corona there on the wheel. And you have to you

808
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 6: have to shout out cyrus or virus and it's Billy

809
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 6: Ray or it's Miley. It's like Russian Roulette, it's like

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00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 6: a it's an informative. It's because I'm all about educating

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Speaker 6: as well.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, it's all sounding amazing.

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00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 3: Obviously might have said a bit of fine tuning, but

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Speaker 3: can we pencil you in to come and perform on

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00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:58,439
Speaker 3: the porch.

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00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,879
Speaker 6: Two things, when you see a fine tuning, does that

817
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:05,280
Speaker 6: mean doing absolutely no work on my part whatsoever?

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Speaker 4: No?

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00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,359
Speaker 3: No, is it a streamlined into a five to ten

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Speaker 3: minute spot on air. I think that's probably what we

821
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 3: need to work on, just constructive feedback.

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Speaker 6: You know, I think I think you're ever thinking it.

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Speaker 6: I think.

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Speaker 2: He does this, he does you know, are Go it

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00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 2: sounds ready, Ross, you.

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Speaker 6: Know what I'm going to come up with seven.

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Speaker 3: You've got loads again, Ross, thanks for joining us, look

828
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Speaker 3: after yourself.

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Speaker 2: We'll see you on Monday week.

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00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 6: Alright, lovely bye.

831
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Speaker 1: All right, it's podcasting now.

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Speaker 5: Well, people are wearing has this Wrap your head around this.

833
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 5: People are wearing fake muscle suits and fake breasts on

834
00:37:54,360 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 5: virtual dates. My shirt.

835
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 4: Just get your head around there for a second.

836
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 2: That's kind of what I'm doing. So what are we

837
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 2: talking like the old you know, watermelons in the biceps,

838
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,760
Speaker 2: or like whether they're buying what you can buy.

839
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:14,399
Speaker 5: There's a company in the United States that there's these

840
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 5: items are falling off the shelves and it's basically it's

841
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 5: as ridiculous as you're saying. It's a suit with bulging

842
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:24,360
Speaker 5: muscles that you wear under your clothes. So you for

843
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,880
Speaker 5: these virtual dates that are all having an isolation. And

844
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 5: then for the females, there's like this brazier effectively that

845
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:34,320
Speaker 5: makes you a brazier that makes it look like you

846
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 5: have a huge, huge breasts. Will and again this company

847
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 5: is saying that everyone's buying them to try and look sexier.

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Speaker 4: On these virtual day Yeah right, Wow have you.

849
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Speaker 2: Have?

850
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Speaker 4: I have you?

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00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,920
Speaker 2: Have you engaged in any of this? Absolutely because you've

852
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Speaker 2: You've had a couple of virtuos.

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Speaker 5: I haven't had a virtual date. You haven't had a

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00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 5: virtual I think a virtual date would be shocking. I

855
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 5: would hate a virtual be honest. But what on a

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00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 5: The mention is, if you have ever worn the muscle

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00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,320
Speaker 5: suits or the fake breasts on a virtual date, please

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Speaker 5: call thirteen one oh sixty five. Yeah, please call If not, though,

859
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 5: I think something more relatable will to mislead people in

860
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 5: these dating apps during these times is using old photos

861
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 5: on your dating app.

862
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 4: Yes, that is something.

863
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 3: It's a similar thing. You're selling the product that's not there.

864
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 3: It's misleading, a deceptive conduct.

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Speaker 4: And this is an area I'd like to start a discussion.

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Speaker 5: The question is this, and I want to ask you first, Will,

867
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Speaker 5: how old do you think is too old for a

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Speaker 5: photo on a dating app?

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Speaker 3: Actually, you know what, I actually don't think that we

870
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Speaker 3: should be measuring it as an age thing. I think

871
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 3: we should be measuring it as an appearance thing Like,

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00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 3: if you've got something in you in your appearance that

873
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,359
Speaker 3: significantly changed so you no long will look that way,

874
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 3: then I think you need to be honest about that.

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Speaker 3: But you know, but for some people, you know, some

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00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 3: people don't age a lot in ten years, do you

877
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Speaker 3: know what I mean? Like, so, I don't think it's

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00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 3: a question of age necessarily, sure, but if you're losing,

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00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:12,279
Speaker 3: but if you've had a significant physical change.

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Speaker 2: That's what I think you need to be honest.

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Speaker 4: I think we need a number here.

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm gonna because people can all claim like, oh,

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Speaker 5: I haven't changed that much, and this is where the

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Speaker 5: lies start happening.

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Speaker 4: I'd like to put a number.

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Speaker 2: How many years are you thinking?

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Speaker 4: I think five years is too much. I think once

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Speaker 4: a photo has.

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Speaker 5: Been taken more than five years ago, you can no

890
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Speaker 5: longer use that photo on your daddy apps.

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Speaker 4: That's where I think we should draw that.

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Speaker 2: But what if it's a cracker of a photo.

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Speaker 5: Well, you know, and I've got a pretty old one.

894
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 5: I think it's up to about three or four years.

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Speaker 5: I'm nervous about this.

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Speaker 2: Your expiration data iving, that's right, but I'm hearing.

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Speaker 3: Do you think it should be a feature on the

898
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 3: app then that like they know when the photo was taken,

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00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,480
Speaker 3: that maybe when you put a photo up you've got

900
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Speaker 3: to put the year in that the photo was taken.

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00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 2: So the app then goes, hey, come on mate.

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Speaker 4: Now that's not a bad idea.

903
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,799
Speaker 3: You put on ten kekes. Since then maybe you know,

904
00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 3: is there a weight thing you can add to it?

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00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:01,399
Speaker 4: That's that's not a bad idea.

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Speaker 5: I wouldn't mind people hearing other people's thoughts on this though.

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Speaker 5: Thirteen one oh six fives out number? How old do

908
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 5: we think is too old for a photo on a

909
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 5: dating map?

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00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 6: Wen?

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00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,439
Speaker 4: Do you need to roll that thing over?

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Speaker 2: I would love to hear.

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00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 3: I'd love to hear if anybody, if you're calling up

914
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,839
Speaker 3: for the his, have you been on the receiving end

915
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 3: of somebody looking way different in real life than they

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Speaker 3: do photo.

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Speaker 2: So if you go, if you went on the day

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00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:27,360
Speaker 2: with them and you're like, oh my.

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00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 3: God, the photo is fifteen years old, or oh my god,

920
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,359
Speaker 3: they were wearing fake aps in their photo or whatever,

921
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,680
Speaker 3: it was huge, give us a calling.

922
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we're just talking about people who use old photos

924
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:45,839
Speaker 5: on dating apps, and you know, if that's misleading, then

925
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 5: you know, I mean when the photo gets too old

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Speaker 5: to use anymore, Like, where do we have to cut

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Speaker 5: this thing off? We've got Tali here on thirteen one

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Speaker 5: oh six five, Talia, what are your thoughts?

929
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Speaker 13: Look, guys, I think the minute anyone changes something about

930
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 13: their appearance, it's time to update your phone.

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Speaker 2: Irealia this twenty before. There's not an.

932
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Speaker 3: Age thing here, like some people don't age. It means

933
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Speaker 3: you get to keep a great shot up there woulds.

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Speaker 5: I do agree with that, But I mean how much

935
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Speaker 5: of a substantial change, Like if I've had a haircut,

936
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Speaker 5: for example, just a little trim. Surely that's not a

937
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 5: significant enough appearance change. And I'll take from your signs

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Speaker 5: that you agree.

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Speaker 4: With Metalia, I'll flawed you. We'll go to Adam.

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Speaker 2: I'm thirty.

941
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Speaker 6: To it.

942
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 3: No Florida, I'm having to go back to her if

943
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Speaker 3: you want.

944
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,359
Speaker 4: It was an average question anyway, now.

945
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 2: Look, I I just I'll answer for her, Okay, surely

946
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:47,720
Speaker 2: like permanent physical changes.

947
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Speaker 3: So if you've had a nose job, if you benished

948
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 3: a warehouse, if you've had augmentations on your natural endowments,

949
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 3: then these sorts of things I think need to be flagged.

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Speaker 5: But what about so I recently, so, like a year

951
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,479
Speaker 5: and a half ago winter my redlocks and I still

952
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,320
Speaker 5: have a cheeky dreadlock photo on there there.

953
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 2: For good questions, because I good question if you still

954
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 2: got one.

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00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,879
Speaker 3: There's one on there? Which is you know it's which apple?

956
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 3: We're talking here because you didn't go across about seven

957
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:12,359
Speaker 3: of them?

958
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:12,920
Speaker 4: No, I'm only what.

959
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 2: And there's a dreadlock.

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00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 4: It is a dreadlok photo because I like the surfy look.

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Speaker 2: I think you've got to take that down. I think

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00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 2: you're going to take that down. It's a lie. It's

963
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 2: false advertising. Let's go to Adam on don't so it's

964
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 2: extra false advertising. Yeah, amazing game, isn't it?

965
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 4: Adam?

966
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 6: Mate?

967
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 4: What are your thoughts using old photos?

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Speaker 6: I would agree?

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00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:37,240
Speaker 15: But yeah, two to three years okay, But I turned

970
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Speaker 15: thirty three on Monday, and I've had a friend since eighteen.

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Speaker 15: She still uses her eighteenth birthday photos.

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Speaker 2: On all day criminal and she has.

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Speaker 15: Changed quite significantly in fifteen years.

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Speaker 3: See what I don't understand about this is when people

975
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Speaker 3: lie to you through their photo. Yeah, yeah, you then

976
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 3: get to see the lie when you see them, And

977
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 3: for me, that would be a way bigger.

978
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 2: Letdown, like do you know what I mean?

979
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:08,240
Speaker 4: It would be awkward.

980
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 3: So do you know they know it? Adam has your

981
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 3: your your mate? Adam your mate? Who's this eighteen year

982
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 3: old woman? Or here's a photo when she's eighteen, that's

983
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 3: twelve years later. Do people say to her like, wow, I.

984
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:26,320
Speaker 2: Don't have the nineteen nineties fringe anymore?

985
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Speaker 15: Like two years and she'd changed differently in those two years,

986
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 15: let alone what happened twelve years ago? So yeah, completely different,

987
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 15: completely different person.

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00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, tatoos, she's got tattoos as well.

989
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's unforgivable, unforgivable.

990
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 3: And as I would walk out in a date and

991
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:49,919
Speaker 3: it was significant enough change, I'd be like, nah, that's

992
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 3: not you'll.

993
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 4: Probably got a right to as well.

994
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 2: But yeah, you sold, you sold false business to me.

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00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 5: We got to sit her here now in thirty one

996
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 5: and sixty five, just talking about using old photos on

997
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 5: a dating app.

998
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 4: What do you see a app?

999
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 13: Oh you've got to you've got to change them if

1000
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 13: you're I reckon within six months to a year, Like oh,

1001
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 13: basically I I matched with this guy and he was

1002
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,399
Speaker 13: a fade, Like he dressed so well, he looked really cool,

1003
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 13: he had to chat and everything. So we decided to

1004
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:19,840
Speaker 13: grab a drink. Seriously, I'd asked for a photo for

1005
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 13: me because I'm always wary, but he he wouldn't send

1006
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 13: me one because he's like, all my camera's broken on

1007
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 13: my phone. I was like, okay, whatever. Anyway, I looked

1008
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 13: up to this bar and I'm looking.

1009
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 8: For him, looking for him, couldn't.

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00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 13: Find him anywhere, and so I text and he was

1011
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:33,840
Speaker 13: like at the bar already. But I thought it was

1012
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 13: someone's dad because he was wearing like three caught a

1013
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:38,760
Speaker 13: cargo cut off the new balanced shoes.

1014
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 2: Wow. Wow, So you walked out of the bar. You

1015
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 2: were like, no that I didn't even gee whiz, so.

1016
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 3: Didn't You didn't even get to a date. That's another

1017
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 3: hazard he is that people are going to miss you.

1018
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 3: How many times does that happen?

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00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 5: His thing though, Will, I don't think you can be

1020
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:01,839
Speaker 5: laughing because over the song Digital Producer the Wizard, Uh

1021
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:07,960
Speaker 5: even onto your social media, Will, and you've been retail

1022
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 5: having to go with people changing their appearances. It has

1023
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,319
Speaker 5: come to my attention and you can see this on

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Speaker 5: our Instagram and Instagram stories.

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Speaker 2: You been on social media and like, well.

1026
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,440
Speaker 5: Well you've still got an active Facebook account, and it's

1027
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:25,879
Speaker 5: been brought to my attention that you are still using

1028
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,439
Speaker 5: a photo on your Facebook profile of you with hair.

1029
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 5: You're you're bald, You're a bald man, and your Facebook

1030
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:38,760
Speaker 5: profile there is I have hair, Miss Leia.

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Speaker 2: I'm not trying to date people. I haven't been on

1032
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Speaker 2: there in ages.

1033
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Speaker 3: God, I'm sure there's lots of people that are balding

1034
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 3: that's still got hair photos.

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Speaker 2: That is not fair, not.

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00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:53,840
Speaker 4: Fair, miss lady who everyone, it's.

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Speaker 1: See what you're hearing.

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