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Speaker 1: I was scrawling around the other day and I came

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Speaker 1: across a story about a girl who was sharing a first.

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Speaker 2: Date gift that she got.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know first date gifts or even a thing

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Speaker 1: I want to recount. It was not a box of

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Speaker 1: chocolates or flowers. The guy gave her a tomato from

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Speaker 1: his garden, and she was saying The story was about

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Speaker 1: her saying that she probably won't be going on a

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Speaker 1: second date with the tomato guy.

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Speaker 2: But I kind of it's like it, I you know.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's all very well to stop at the

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Speaker 1: servo and get a box of chocolates, but to give

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Speaker 1: something that he's grown in his garden with lovingly, with

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Speaker 1: his own hands, I think that.

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Speaker 3: Speaks showing that he is resourceful.

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Speaker 2: And I just like it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why she's saying or won't be going

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Speaker 1: on a second date with she saying he's her lost.

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Speaker 2: I think it's your lost.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you dodged a bullet, tomato guy. I

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Speaker 1: think that is a lovely first date gift. And I

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Speaker 1: don't think I've ever had a first date gift.

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Speaker 3: I've never had one, never given one.

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Speaker 2: No, I think that was a thing, maybe a course.

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Speaker 1: Around your wrist. Anyway, we want to talk about first dates.

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Speaker 1: What happened on the first date? Did you get a gift?

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Speaker 2: But more more, what we want to talk about is

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Speaker 2: what went wrong?

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Speaker 3: I think we have an out of the ordinary story

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Speaker 3: to kick.

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Speaker 1: Us off early an early one. Hello Helen in Butler, Morning, Helen.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Lisa, Good morning.

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Speaker 2: What happened on your first date?

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Speaker 4: And so I met him through a colleague at work

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Speaker 4: and we arranged to go to a beautiful Indian restaurant.

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Speaker 4: Picture the scene. The food was beautiful, the ambience was beautiful.

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Speaker 4: We laughed, we smiled, and then just before it was

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Speaker 4: good and then just before we were about to leave,

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Speaker 4: I went to the powder room. And when I came back,

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Speaker 4: he said to me, when I say it, now, run

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Speaker 4: and he ran no, and I didn't, and I sat

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Speaker 4: in a blubbering mess because at the time I was

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Speaker 4: a single parent and couldn't afford a meal at that restaurant.

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Speaker 2: And then sorry, he done a runner.

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Speaker 4: Literally, he did a runner. He did an absolute runner.

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Speaker 4: And then I saw the staff loop and panic and

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Speaker 4: someone went running after him, and of course he had

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Speaker 4: actually paid and the staff were in on it.

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Speaker 1: Oh. No, no, Oh my god, and you were getting

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Speaker 1: ready to do the dishes.

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Speaker 2: Why so was there dread? Was there a second Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Did he get a chance to pull a second joke?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? We're married now.

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Speaker 2: The sense of humor? Does it will win through?

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Speaker 3: Does he still pull branks as good as that on you?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, well it's done the same one twice, but

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Speaker 4: he spread it out, so you're not expecting.

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Speaker 3: God.

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Speaker 4: This morning he took my lunch to work.

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Speaker 3: Oh God, that probably wasn't a joke. That was just

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Speaker 3: you know.

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Speaker 2: That's awesome, Helen, Thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 3: Too. Wow.

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Speaker 1: John Inkik says I went on a first date, lovely dinner.

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Speaker 1: After dinner, we went and sat down the beach in

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Speaker 1: the old holden bench seat. Lovely sinners slid across having

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Speaker 1: a bit of a cuddle. I flipped down the sun advisor.

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Speaker 2: And a huge Juntsman spider fell out. I screamed like

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Speaker 2: a big girl. She got rid of the spider, never

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Speaker 2: saw her again.

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Speaker 3: She was looking for someone a little braver, a little

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Speaker 3: more manly.

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Speaker 1: John, Oh, John, I would have been out of that

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Speaker 1: car through the window so quick. Don't worry. I feel

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Speaker 1: I feel your spider pain, all right. Paul in joodle

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Speaker 1: up morning morning.

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Speaker 4: God.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been a few dates late then. I actually

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Speaker 5: have a couple, but probably the one that sticks to

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Speaker 5: my mind is I went out with this lady that

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Speaker 5: I met at the supermarket and.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, did you have bananas in the trolley?

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Speaker 5: No, I was a chemist actually, And actually I got

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Speaker 5: to tell you, I broke my toe like Lisa did.

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Speaker 5: I kicked my bed and stuffed my small toe like

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Speaker 5: a cat. And I've got some yeah, Canada, Canada, Panada

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Speaker 5: four D pluses or whatever they are. Yes, And anyway,

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Speaker 5: so I ended up going out on a date with

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Speaker 5: this lady and we went to the Ashby and on

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Speaker 5: a Sunday, and they closed their kitchen at eight point thirty,

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Speaker 5: so we couldn't have a meal. Didn't realize and I said, well,

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Speaker 5: in journal up, Sovereign Arms is open later because I've

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Speaker 5: been there a couple of times. Anyway, we got there

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Speaker 5: and that kitchen was shut. So we go all grilled

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Speaker 5: across from it. How you can buy Corona's and alcohol

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Speaker 5: there and there's to nine thirty I think their license

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Speaker 5: or nine. So we went over there and what I've

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Speaker 5: done was from the Ashby, I driven my car home

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Speaker 5: and just walked there because I live right near it,

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Speaker 5: and taken a couple of panted old four days from

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Speaker 5: me toe because it was really hurting my shoes on.

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Speaker 5: And anyway, I said, all went well in that, and

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Speaker 5: said all right, she goes, do you want to left home?

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Speaker 5: Because I had a broken toe and I'd feeling a

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Speaker 5: bit funny with alcohol and painkillers, and I said, oh yeah.

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Speaker 5: So it walked. We're up the stairs where she was parked,

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Speaker 5: like now where the old hogs breadth or Chiros is,

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Speaker 5: and I've seen the yellow lights flash, so I've jumped

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Speaker 5: in the car. And anyway, it was someone behind us,

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Speaker 5: A lady behind us had unlocked her car. So I

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Speaker 5: jumped in the wrong car and she kept walking, and

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Speaker 5: the lady didn't believe me that it was my first aid.

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Speaker 5: I didn't know what car she had and it was

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Speaker 5: a mistake and she's just gone get out. I felt

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Speaker 5: like a real creep, and yeah, and she believe me.

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Speaker 5: And then the other one that had kept walking, he

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Speaker 5: had just kept walking and hadn't noticed I jumped in

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Speaker 5: the wrong car, so I couldn't get a reference off her.

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Speaker 5: So anyway, I had to run away with my tail

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Speaker 5: between me legs and oh my.

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Speaker 3: God, Paul Panole and Coronas don't mix.

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Speaker 2: You.

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Speaker 5: No, no, and we didn't end up hitting it off,

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Speaker 5: by the way.

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Speaker 2: No, what about what about the lady whose car you

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Speaker 2: did jump into?

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Speaker 5: She was I know she would have been a lawyer

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Speaker 5: or a summing but it was like a BMW sort

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Speaker 5: of car. No, oh no, not rubbish track material.

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Speaker 1: Keeps his search for love continues. We got a text

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Speaker 1: from Anonymous no names. Anonymous went on a first date

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Speaker 1: and knew that she was going to end up in

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Speaker 1: his spar so she ran stupidly far in the tree

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Speaker 1: meal first to feel fit. No bathers, didn't drink enough, overheated,

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Speaker 1: got out, passed out, and threw off her hands and

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Speaker 1: knees into the dog bowl.

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Speaker 2: I wonder if there was a second day. Oh was

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Speaker 2: there a second date? Anonymous?

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Speaker 3: When the first date went so wrong?

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Speaker 2: We'll have to ask Rodney in Caple, Hello.

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Speaker 3: Rodney, morning, Rodney.

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Speaker 2: What happened on your first date? Rodney?

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Speaker 5: Well, I got to dress up in a Sunday best

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Speaker 5: and I read it a tux and talk to McDonald's.

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Speaker 2: McDonald's. Was it a happy meal for it?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: Toy?

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Speaker 3: You don't, don't feel out of place much.

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Speaker 2: Just and was there a second date?

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Speaker 5: Maybe I've been married for thirty three years.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, that's lovely. The Hamburgler one in the end

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Speaker 1: of Yes, that's awesome.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, thanks, I'm glad Glad Rodney. She appreciated your

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Speaker 3: sense of humor.

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Speaker 2: Yes, many wouldn't. Yes, absolutely,